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anksgiving, Winter Bowlstice, Chronukah, Kushmas. All of the important holidays are here. And before we can offend any other holiday revelers with Dad-tier weed puns, we want to remind you that this is a time of giving. And our gift to you is this newest issue of Green Zone Quarterly! The holiday spirit has possessed our mortal souls at Inlander HQ and we want to share the best ways to enjoy the holiday season while also enjoying some warm, THC-infused sugar cookies — which you can coincidentally find a recipe for inside (page 4). We’ve also compiled five holiday movies that are perfect for imbibing, like controversial Christmas fave Die Hard or the subtly creepy Polar Express (page 10). And what would the holidays be without a little gift-giving? Check out our weed-friendly shopping guide for the classier stoners out there (page 8). Love or hate the holidays, this issue gives you the best ways to celebrate/tolerate the colder months. Open up and enjoy. Merry Kushmas to all and to all a good high. — QUINN WELSCH
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The Sweetest Time of Year How to make the perfect cannabis Christmas cookies BY WILL MAUPIN
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or many this time of year, baking and decorating cookies is a tradition as important as putting up decorations or making time for friends and family. Whether you’re an experienced baker full of holiday spirit or a novice just looking to try your hand and have some fun, you can’t go wrong with this simple recipe for shortbread cookies. Why shortbread? Aside from being a great cookie for decorating — shortbread cookies keep their shape very well in the oven and come out just strong enough to play with without being too hard to eat — it’s also a great cookie for the cannabis enthusiast. The amount of butter used in shortbread cookies pairs wonderfully with the typical strength of homemade, weed-infused butter. Plus, they’re easy. I turned to local chef Jake Fast when putting this together because he has a massive restaurantstyle kitchen in his home. But really, you can make this just about anywhere with an oven. The only piece of equipment required for this recipe that I don’t have in my personal kitchen is an electric mixer, but I know plenty of people who would’ve let me borrow theirs. All-in-all, it’s a timeless recipe that takes almost no time at all. Ten minutes of prep and 15 minutes of baking, then decorate to your heart’s content.
SHORTBREAD CANNABIS CHRISTMAS COOKIES 1 cup all-purpose flour 1/2 cup room-temperature weed-infused butter 1/4 cup powdered sugar 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract Pinch of coarse salt
1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees. 2. While oven is preheating, use an electric mixer to beat butter and powdered sugar. Mix until combined and smooth. 3. Add vanilla and continue to mix. Then add flour and salt and mix until those two have just combined with the rest of the dough. 4. Transfer dough to a lightly floured, flat and smooth surface and roll out until about a quarter-inch thick. 5. Using a lightly floured cookie cutter, cut shapes out of dough and place on a cookie sheet lined with parchment paper. Take the dough scraps, combine and re-roll to quarter-inch thickness and repeat. 6. Transfer cookie sheets to middle rack of preheated oven and bake at 350 degrees for about 15 minutes, at which point cookies should be lightly browned around the edges and on the bottom. 7. Remove from oven and let cool until you are ready to decorate. Depending on the size of your cookie cutters, this recipe should yield 10-16 cookies. My batch resulted in 13 cookies, which we cut into a handful of holiday shapes like Christmas trees, candy canes and a maple leaf, for some reason. The decoration process was certainly the most stressful part of the entire experience, mostly because, as I learned, I’m not too skilled with icing. Even if my cookies didn’t look as artistically inclined as I had hoped, I still had a great time making and eating them. Decorating cookies during the holiday season was a blast from the past that I’ll definitely be bringing back as an annual tradition, whether the cookies get me high or not. This year, though, they certainly will. n
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inding a gift for the weed lovers in your life doesn’t have to be tough or expensive. In fact, there are plenty of wonderful gifts you won’t even need to wrap. A good amount of the stuff in a marijuana user’s toolbox would fit nicely in a stocking. And, since this stuff is kind of small, it has a tendency to go missing a bit easier than, say, a big bong. They might not be the most thought-intensive gifts you’ve ever given, but the things on this list will surely make someone smile.
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One of the most widely available pieces of paraphernalia, even before legalization, rolling papers are among the smoker’s bare necessities. Unfortunately, each pack eventually runs out. Which means, you can’t go wrong giving some as a gift even if the receiver already has their own. There are tons of brands to choose from including the more natural Raw papers and the stoner-culture classic Zig Zag, immortalized on the cover of Dr. Dre’s 1992 debut album, The Chronic.
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Once you have rolling papers, you’re able to roll a joint. It won’t be a very good one, though, if you don’t have some way to grind the flower. Any smart stoner in your life already has a grinder sitting at home, but what about when they’re on the go? The grinder card is a wallet-sized card that looks like one-part credit card, one-part cheese grater. Simply run your bud across the card and watch the ground flower fall through, ready to go.
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Whether you’re sharing a space with non-smokers or simply trying to avoid living in a cloud, it’s hard to smoke weed without creating at least some pungent byproducts. This is where Smokebuddy comes in handy, literally, because it fits in your hand. The small, personal air filter is designed to help limit the amount of smoke that you breathe out after taking a hit. Smokebuddy has a variety of models available starting at $22 a pop.
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Reaching into a stocking often leads to pulling out something that you’d never have in your hand at any other time. Weird, Lego-shaped hard candy or those orange shaped chocolates come to mind. Just because you’re shopping for a smoker doesn’t mean you don’t get to surprise them with something unexpected. Never in my life have I bought a pre-rolled blunt. I normally even stay away from whole-gram pre-roll joints. Buying something that size for myself just isn’t practical. But getting something like that for a gift? Yes, please! Consider the 1.5 gram Kimbo Kush by Top Shelf, available for $15 at Apex Cannabis on North Division.
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The worlds of traditional and stoned stocking stuffers collide with a tin of Mr. Moxey’s Mints. The Seattle company, founded by Mr. Tim Moxey, has spread nationwide and is one of the bigger names in the edible market. The packaging is simple, clean and reminiscent of a spruced-up tin of Altoids. They’re available at dispensaries all over town as both THC and CBD mints spiced up with herbs like peppermint, cinnamon and ginger. n
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he stereotypical aesthetic of cannabis culture — picture rasta colors and weed leaves everywhere — isn’t for everyone. This has become even more true since legalization brought cannabis out into the open. Unfortunately, if you walk into most dispensaries or head shops, the aesthetic hasn’t caught up to the times. Thankfully, you can be a pot enthusiast
without looking like a pothead. It just takes a bit of looking, and we’ve done some of that for you with a list of gift ideas for the smoker in your life who doesn’t want to stick out like a stoned thumb.
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picture them seated in a leather chair with a bourbon in one hand and a cigar in the other? Would dropping anything short of a few Benjamins on their gift be unforgivably distasteful? Sounds like you’re shopping for a cannabis connoisseur, and thankfully for you there’s, wait for it… Cannaseur. Their elegant humidors, which are
about the size of a shoebox and come in walnut or mahogany, claim to keep your cannabis at the ideal humidity. Don’t believe me? Just take a look at the “German-made precision hygrometer” inside and see for yourself.
HEMP CLOTHING
As a kid, clothing was the worst gift possible. It was never, ever, ever on my wish list and yet somehow, every single year, a box from Macy’s ended up under the tree. Now that I’m an adult, my feelings toward fabric-based gifts have softened. In fact, I hope my mom is reading this because I could use a new outfit. And I’m not talking about polyester; I want some hemp clothing this Christmas. Outdoor clothing giant Patagonia has a sizable line of hemp-based clothing that includes everything from tank tops and shorts to flannels and winter coats. Its clothes come in a variety of sizes and colors, none of which are tie-dye. So, you can wear your weed without anybody knowing.
PROPER ETIQUETTE
In 1922, Emily Post wrote Etiquette in Society, in Business, in Politics, and at Home, which taught countless Americans the proper way to act. The book has been updated 19 times since its initial publication to reflect how changes in society and technology have changed proper etiquette. Nearly a century after the initial publication, Post’s great-great-granddaughter, Lizzie Post, decided to tackle weed etiquette. Higher Etiquette: A Guide to the World of Cannabis, from Dispensaries to Dinner Parties, which was released this past March, tackles the world of weed just like the elder Post tackled weddings. Readers will learn the “proper” way to share a joint without seeming like a mooch, and while spreading as few germs as possible, along with a plethora of other ways to act high-class while getting high.
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If you’ve outgrown the Cheech and Chong posters that adorned dorm room walls of years past, but aren’t quite ready to pull weed completely off your walls, look no further than Goldleaf’s line of beautiful and simplistic prints. The online retailer, which also specializes in Moleskine-style notebooks and journals, has a diverse selection of affordable prints available. Some are clearly marijuana, showing leaves and buds glowing with beautiful trichomes, while others hide dark green marijuana leaves subtly behind a bright floral still life. They also offer gorgeous flow charts and infographics showing things from cannabinoid molecular structure to the history of marijuana. n
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FILM Emmet Otter’s Jug-Band Christmas
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ou can’t escape them this time of year and you’re bound to find yourself watching at least one before the season is over. You have to accept this fate, but you don’t have to do it sober. Get some pot, pop some popcorn and pick from our list of weed-friendly films sure to get you into the holiday spirit.
living in Frogtown Hollow. Strapped for cash with Christmas approaching, the pair separately set out to win a $50 talent show prize in order to purchase a gift for the other. Musical numbers, performed by puppets on intricate sets, highlight this wacky but uplifting take on the spirit of Christmas.
EMMET OTTER’S JUG-BAND CHRISTMAS (1977)
HOME ALONE (1990)
Jim Henson set aside his usual Muppets for a cast of woodland creatures in this made-for-TV adaptation of a Russell Hoban children’s book of the same name. The story follows Emmet Otter and his Ma, a happy but poor family of, you guessed it, otters,
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Forgotten at home when his family leaves on a Christmas trip to Paris, 8-year-old Kevin McCallister (Macaulay Culkin) is left to fend for himself in suburban Chicago. Kevin’s newfound freedom quickly loses its luster as a pair of bumbling burglars repeatedly target his house. But, the 8-year-old brain, similar to the stoned brain, works in mysterious ways.
DIE HARD (1988)
Perhaps the most controversial Christmas movie of all time, in the sense that three decades have passed since its release and people still can’t agree on whether or not it’s actually a Christmas movie. What people can agree on is that it’s a high-octane action movie led by a peak-form Bruce Willis, playing NYPD detective John McClane, who gets wrapped up in a terrorist hostage situation high up in a Los Angeles skyscraper. There are guns, explosions, millions of dollars and countless lives on the line. Oh yeah, and it all takes place on Christmas Eve so it’s seasonally appropriate, at the very least.
JINGLE ALL THE WAY (1996)
It’s Arnold Schwarzenegger versus Sinbad in a Christmas Eve showdown. Except, this is no Terminator. The two play a pair of caring but hapless fathers who set out at the last minute to get a very specific, and popular, gift for their children: a Turbo-Man action figure. Schwarzenegger playing a normal person is funny enough sober, but downright bizarre after a couple of puffs.
THE POLAR EXPRESS (2004)
If you want a traditional Christmas experience, take in the beautifully illustrated children’s book on which the film was based. If you want to get exceptionally weirded out, watch the movie. In both, a young boy boards a train bound for the North Pole on Christmas Eve. In the film adaptation, the characters are nothing short of creepy looking. And it’s not just the weed playing tricks on you. The motion capture animation of the characters falls into the so-called “uncanny valley,” a concept that hypothesizes when something looks almost too human, but not quite human enough, people react to it in a cold, creeped out way. n
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Spice It Up Take your holiday party to the next level BY WILL MAUPIN
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s the song goes, ’tis the season to be jolly. ’Tis also the season for friends, family and holiday parties. The two aren’t mutually exclusive. For ages, people have been making themselves comfortable at even the most awkward of gatherings by sipping on spiked eggnog. But what if you’d rather have a bit more high-minded holiday party? Ditch the booze and ready yourself for a weedy winter. Whether you’re hosting dinner, a casual party or just looking for something to bring to someone else’s shindig, we’ve got you covered.
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Few things can beat sitting down with loved ones around a table to enjoy a delicious, home-cooked meal at this time of year. If you’re the kind of person who is confident enough in the kitchen to cook for such an occasion, this section is for you. When thinking about which oil to use in a dish, good cooks consider things like smoke point, flavor profile and fat content. Well, it’s 2019 and it’s time to think about THC, too. Green Revolution’s Home Baked cannabis-infused cooking oils will help elevate your cooking (a). They come in two varieties, indica and sativa, both of which have a base of coconut oil with a one-to-one ratio of THC and CBD. $35 for 10 servings Maybe you’d prefer your guests dose on their own terms rather than provide them with an already-infused meal. You’ll do all the cooking, but they’ll get to spice it up as they please. Left-Handed makes THC-infused table salt that packs a 10 mg punch per packet. Upping your daily sodium intake has never been so much fun. $10 for 10 servings
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Let’s say dinner’s not on the menu for the holiday party you’re hosting. Still, you’ll be on the hook for snacks. Potato chips are the old standby. You can’t go wrong with a big bowl left out on the table. Craft Elixirs’ brand of Lori’s Potato Chips come in three flavors: roasted garlic, sweet potato and sea salt and cracked pepper (b). The big bags, unusual among edibles, contain six servings at 10 milligrams a pop. $27 With snacks covered, you’re going to need something to wash it all down with. Since it’s winter, preferably something warm. And warm drinks are better with honey. So, trade out that half-used bear in the pantry for a package of Swifts Cannabees Honey. Each package contains 10 servings of pure honey infused with 10 milligrams of THC from cannabis oil. $30
GIFTS AS A GUEST
Just because you’re not hosting doesn’t mean you can’t show some hospitality. Showing up empty handed is never a good idea, and we’ve got a couple suggestions for you. If you know the host will be smoke-friendly, you can’t go wrong by showing up with some pre-rolls. Bring a big one to share or grab a pack so everybody can have their own. Each dispensary has a different selection of strains and sizes to choose from. Maybe you’re looking to be a bit fancier than usual. Why not Champagne? Because it’s boring and played out, that’s why. Especially now that there is a nonalcoholic, knockoff Champagne beverage on the market that will get you high instead of drunk! Vertus is a fruity, sparkling beverage that at first glance looks identical to a bottle of bubbly (c). At 100 milligrams of THC per bottle, it packs a lot more of an inebriating punch than its grape cousins. $40 n
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Walking into Manito Park’s Gaiser Conservatory at any time of year, in any state of mind, is always a good way to spend some time. Come December, when the rest of the park is hibernating for winter, the greenhouse building really comes to life. Over 30,000 holiday lights, strung all around the building and from plant to plant, light up the desert, tropical and flowering sections of the indoor garden. Free • Manito Park • Dec. 7-31; hours vary.
A GLENN MILLER CHRISTMAS FEATURING CAMI BRADLEY
Glenn Miller, legendary jazz trombonist and bandleader, isn’t exactly known for Christmas music, but the prolific musician and his orchestra tried their hand at it anyway. The Glenn Miller Orchestra’s arrangement of The Nutcracker Suite will be brought to life by the Spokane Jazz Orchestra along with local vocalist Cami Bradley. In 2013, Bradley rose to fame as a finalist on America’s Got Talent. She’s since gone on to have a successful career as both a solo artist and as one-half of the folk duo the Sweeplings. Music and marijuana have always been a match made in heaven, and this is a chance to pair some jazz cabbage with your Christmas spirit. $17-$30 • Bing Crosby Theater • Sat, Dec. 7, 7:30 pm.
NORMAN ROCKWELL’S AMERICA
One of the most well-known visual artists in our country’s history, Norman Rockwell’s work illustrated an idealized version of Amerian life during the middle of the 20th century. As such, there’s not a holiday through-line across his work. But the cozy and old-fashioned impression they make feels right at home during the holidays. Over 300 editions of the Saturday Evening Post with Rockwell’s work will be on display, along with oil paintings and posters. $5-$10 • Northwest Museum of Arts & Culture • Through Jan. 12; hours vary.
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There are some people out there who just don’t get into the holiday spirit. Even those who do jump into the season wholeheartedly, it’s hard to stay festive 100 percent of the time for an entire monthplus. Fortunately, there are winter activities that have nothing to do with any of the holidays the rest of us will be happily celebrating. Hockey, for instance, is played by people wearing sweaters. Instead of giving gifts, they get into fights. It’s wintry, but not festive. A perfect middle ground. Our hometown team plays just three games in town over the month of December, though, so mark your calendars if you’ll be seeking some seasonal relief. Prices vary • Spokane Arena • Dec. 3, 7 & 28.
HOLIDAY MAGIC
Illusionist Adam Trent, known for his part in The Illusionists on Broadway, comes to Spokane with a holiday-themed version of his magic show. Magicians and marijuana are both exceptionally good at confusing otherwise normal people to the point that they can’t believe their own eyes. Why not combine the two and see if you can feel the magic? $22-$37 • Bing Crosby Theater • Sun, Dec. 22, 2 pm.
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Zoso: The Ultimate Led Zeppelin Experience is, according to their website, “the most accurate and captivating Led Zeppelin live show since the real thing.” Now, I’m not normally one for cover bands. That said, these guys are coming to Spokane two days after Christmas, at which point my Christmas spirit will have run completely dry and just about anything that isn’t holiday-related will sound very, very good. Plus, it’s Zeppelin. Is it even legal to listen to Zeppelin without consuming a little weed first? $20 • Knitting Factory • Fri. Dec. 27, 8 pm. n
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