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EDITOR’S NOTE
hristmas Day is less than two weeks away. How much of your holiday to-do list is complete?
If you’re feeling the pressure, the Inlander’s annual GIFT GUIDE issue is here to help. As usual, we sent our writing team out to browse local stores’ shelves across the Spokane-Coeur d’Alene area in search of some of the best and most unexpected holiday gift ideas.
To keep things lighthearted but also useful, we’ve shopped for nearly a dozen “giftee” types, like kids who can’t tear themselves away from their screens, as well as what to get said kids if you want to maintain your reputation as the “cool” auntie. Find inspiration for unexpected ways to treat your foodie friends, your bestie (including one who loves everything pink) and your tech-loving dad, plus even more great gift ideas and locally owned stores to find them.
Happy shopping!
— CHEY SCOTT, Editor
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I remember something we received for our wedding, which was a carved wooden African fertility statue that looked like a giant dildo. I sent it to the thrift store. I was like, someone is going to find this for a white elephant, and it’s going to be glorious.
LAUREN WALSH
So I just gave [this to] my friend — it looks like a Jellycat [plushie], but it’s a weed leaf from a local artist in Seattle, and I found it through TikTok and I was like, “This is perfect.”
BEN HOTELING
I was trying to give this weird, green Batman bootleg thing that I made for my father-in-law. I wanted to kind of just show him what I was doing, but at the same time he was kind of busy so I left it at their house. Later on, he was like, “Oh, you left this here.” I didn’t want to say anything because I knew there were some flaws with it and so it was kind of awkward as a gift.
LAUREN TINZ
The strangest gift that I have given to someone was a Skibidi Toilet mystery surprise figurine.
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My dad was a really eccentric gift giver. He mailed me this chunk of wood. It was burled wood that was really elaborately packaged … it was really hard to open, and then it was surrounded by all this paper, and it was just this weird burl of wood that had a long shaft on it. I called him later on about it … He was like, “Oh, I just thought it looked like a big Johnson.” Like, “Thanks dad.”
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The Chains Forged in Life
After 180 years, Charles Dickens’ eternal characters of Cratchit, Marley and Scrooge remain relevant
BY JOHN HAGNEY
“You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone potato. There’s more of gravy than of grave about you.”
Thus in Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol (1843) did Ebenezer Scrooge dismiss his dead business partner Jacob Marley’s apparition. Marley’s ghost is shackled eternally to “the chains I forged in life” for his avarice, cold, isolated existence, and contempt for humanity. Marley’s tormented soul, Scrooge’s doppelgänger, wanders in perpetual darkness. Like Scrooge, his “sole friend, sole mourner,” Marley is a bitter, lonely man. While Scrooge’s demeanor is repugnant, he should also evoke empathy because as a child he was neglected by his father — a “poor, forgotten self.”
Marley’s ghost exhorts Scrooge to seek redemption through the intervention of three Spirits who, like Virgil to Dante, compel him to confront the reality of his sins and guide him to salvation. A contemporary Parliament member declared that the book was more edifying than “all the pulpits and confessionals in Christendom.”
AChristmas Carol is a modern morality play about predatory capitalism’s destitution of workers. “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times,” opens another of Dickens’ classic works, A Tale of Two Cities Fezziwig, a prosperous businessman, shares his profits with his employees and personifies the generous gift-giving and joy of Christmas, the antithesis of Scrooge. Bob Cratchit, impoverished by Scrooge’s miserly wage, nonetheless savors the season. Dickens’ paradox is that Scrooge, who is rich, is poor in spirit, while Cratchit, who is poor, is rich in family, love and generosity.
Dickens offers only a glimpse of 19th century London squalor. The reality was grim. These were hard times. In 1840 on average 25 percent of children died before age 5. Life expectancy was 40. For the London poor like the Cratchit family, life was more tenuous.
The fog that permeates A Christmas Carol was exacerbated by the burning of coal, the source of London’s heat. Dickens: “The sky was gloom, choked by a dingy mist, descending in a shower of sooty atoms.” This smog worsened bronchitis and tuberculosis. It is possible Tiny Tim suffered from rickets caused by sun exposure privation and the resulting vitamin D deficiency. In 1952, the Great
A Christmas Carol was first published in 1843 and has since become
Smog (a weather inversion combined with coal smoke) killed 10,000 in London.
In 1840s London, human waste gurgled into 200,000 shoddily masoned cesspools oozing a putrefying bacterial stench and leaching into drinking water causing typhoid and cholera. In 1842 London, 16,000 died of typhoid. In 1848, 15,000 died of cholera.
This putrid effluence flowed into the River Thames, which became an open sewer. It was also the source of fishmongers’ haddock and eel, ubiquitous in London’s diet. The magazine Punch christened the Thames “The Big Stink.” In 1850, a government official despaired: “A portion of the inhabitants of London are made to consume a portion of their own excrement and pay for the privilege.” The costly flushing toilet, invented in 1861 by English plumber Thomas Crapper, did nothing to mitigate the filth. It did, however, make bourgeois defecation more genteel.
The Victorian middle class thought poverty was caused by moral defect, sloth and inebriation. In his book Self-Help (1859), Samuel Smiles admonished the poor: “No laws, however stringent, can make the idle industrious, the thriftless provident, or the drunken sober.”
On Dickens’ Christmas Eve, two “portly gentlemen” solicited Scrooge “to make some slight provision for the Poor and destitute.” Scrooge retorts, “Are there no prisons?”
“Many would rather die,” say the gentlemen. Scrooge is chillingly cantankerous: “Then they should do it and reduce the surplus population.” (Here Dickens alludes to Thomas Malthus’ 1798 “Essay on Population,” in which Malthus prescribed “positive controls” on population: famine, disease, war.)
Poor Laws of Dickens’ time relegated the chronically poor to workhouses run like prisons where the incarcerated were treated like criminals, enduring hard labor and discipline. Recall Oliver Twist. (In 1896, 7-year old Charlie Chaplin was sent to a workhouse.) For those unable to repay debts, there were debtors’ prisons with inhumane conditions comparable to workhouses. Common criminals, beggars and prostitutes were often forsaken to insane asylums like London’s hellish Bedlam. In the 1840s, as workhouses and debtors’ prisons overflowed with Irish famine immigrants, 168,000 of these wretched poor were deported to Australia.
Dickens’ England, having “lost” its American dominion, sought to sustain its nascent imperialism by subjugating India and China. The Chinese commodity most demanded by English consumers was tea. To satisfy this voracious domestic market, the British East India Company exchanged Indian opium for Chinese tea. Ten percent of Chinese became addicted to opium. Queen Victoria — whose German-born husband, Albert, bequeathed Christmas the tannenbaum — laced her tea with opium. Accounting firms such as Marley & Scrooge were beneficiaries of this illicit trade, as well as cotton imports from the America’s Southern plantations for English mills and their appetite for child labor.
There are over 100 film adaptations of A Christmas Carol. I recommend the 1935 or 1951 British adaptations. (Georges Melies’ 1900 four-minute Christmas Dream is enchanting. Melies, the father of film special effects, is a character featured in Martin Scorsese’s Hugo of 2011.) Spokane’s Civic Theatre is performing A Christmas Carol live on stage through Dec. 22.
Another Christmas film classic is It’s a Wonderful Life (1946), which, like A Christmas Carol, is about a life-transforming epiphany realized through divine intervention. While Scrooge is an “old sinner” and It’s A Wonderful Life’s George Bailey scrupulously ethical, both are conveyed by spirits who guide them through revelation to redemption — and in Bailey’s case, his angel saves his life.
This winter, avarice and wrath are again ascendent. It may seem as if the coming darkness will be implacable. Light one candle. See how it illuminates the darkest room. Scrooge and George Bailey can be that candle. And we are the light or the mirror that reflects it. n
John Hagney taught Spokane high school and college history for 45 years. He was a U.S. Presidential Scholar Distinguished Teacher. His oral history of Gorbachev’s reforms has been translated into six languages.
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DROP THE CORNER SHOP?
The city’s OK with a convenience store in the Emerson-Garfield neighborhood, but some neighbors aren’t. Who gets to decide?
Would you want to live next to a convenience store? For some, a neighborhood mini-mart would be pretty, well, convenient
But for concerned members of the Emerson-Garfield neighborhood, the possibility of late-night loitering, increased theft, or teenagers passing beer advertisements on their way to nearby North Central High School seems inconvenient at best.
Once a dental lab tucked into a quiet residential neighborhood, the beige single-story building at 601 W. Mansfield Ave. is going through a permitting process to become a convenience store.
Despite well-organized opposition from the EmersonGarfield Neighborhood Council, the plan for a convenience store will be able to move forward if the new owner is granted a conditional use permit, which can allow buildings in residential zones to be used for businesses.
In 2017, the Spokane City Council adopted an ordinance to reactivate preexisting commercial structures in residential zones by providing permits — with conditions — that allow low-impact businesses such as offices or retail. Basically, if an owner can prove that a building in a residential area has ever been used for a commercial
purpose, they could get a permit to open a business there again (except for businesses involving cannabis, weapons or vehicles).
Seven years ago, 95 buildings around the city fit into this category. The vacant building on Mansfield was one of them.
Emerson-Garfield has one of the most well-attended and enthusiastic neighborhood councils in the city. When members first heard that a grocery store was going to come into their neighborhood, they were thrilled. But once they did some research and realized the store would be more of a mini-mart than a fresh market, they became concerned.
In eight months, they’ve become permit nerds, crowdsourcing funds to hire an attorney and organizing more than 70 public comments to the city. They are trying to convince the city that the proposed convenience store isn’t a low-impact business.
Their efforts highlight a question that many neighborhoods ask when faced with similar situations: How much power does a neighborhood have in guiding its own development?
“There are limits to what the neighborhood can impact, and I think it’s important to recognize that in all of this, we’re talking about restricting somebody’s ability to use the property that they own,” says Spencer Gard-
ner, the city’s planning director. “When we are restricting somebody’s use of their private property, we try to be very careful about that.”
Sometimes, people staunchly against development near their homes are accused of being NIMBYs, which stands for “not in my backyard.” But for the concerned community members in Emerson-Garfield, it’s not that they don’t want development, it’s that they want to have a meaningful say in improving their neighborhood.
“I don’t think it’s a matter of us not wanting a business here,” says Clayton Elliott, who’s been helping oppose the project. “It’s a matter of us wanting businesses that come in and are wanting to be part of our community, [that are] working with our neighborhood as a whole and making our neighborhood better, not contributing to already existing problems.”
PLANNING
On Dec. 2, about 40 people are gathered under fluorescent lights in what’s left of the 1980s dental lab. They represent 27 nearby households, or about a third of the homes within a 400-foot radius that received a notice about tonight’s public meeting to discuss the proposed mini-mart with its developer, Dave Nagra.
Nagra bought the Mansfield property a few months ago. He’s the owner of Ramka Properties, which operates the Amerimart on the corner of 29th Avenue and Myrtle Street on the South Hill, the Amerimart at 104 W. Second Ave. in downtown Spokane, plus a number of gas stations across Eastern Washington and North Idaho.
Neighbors are concerned about a potential convenience store planned for this building at 601 W. Mansfield Ave. YOUNG KWAK PHOTO
“DROP THE CORNER SHOP?,”
Nagra applied for a conditional use permit since his plans for the Mansfield address seemed to be well-aligned with its retail history. Before the building was a dental lab, it was a butcher shop, a tailor business and a grocery store.
The conditions of the permit could limit the business’ hours, parking, lights or other potential detriments to neighborhood quality of life.
Conditional use permits are one tool allowed by Spokane’s overarching comprehensive plan, which guides continued development. Chapter 3 of the plan encourages “complementary types of development” within neighborhoods “serving the daily needs of residents,” stipulating that “development of these uses in a manner that avoids negative impacts to surroundings is essential.”
The comprehensive plan also aims to “increase the number of locally owned businesses in Spokane,” “[expand] the choices available” and “encourage the involvement of citizens in the planning process.”
The neighbors gathered here in the vacant building don’t think the proposed development meets any of those goals. They’re worried about increased theft and violent crime at a retail shop, especially one with alcohol and tobacco products. They cite the city’s 1987 decision that converted the spot from a butcher shop to a dental lab.
While the building was a retail store, it faced three armed robberies in about three decades. Almost forty years ago, the hearing examiner decided that an office would be “more compatible with the surrounding area” because it would “engage in no retail trade.”
Neighbors also point to the 300 block of West Indiana Avenue, which is home to Indiana Market just four blocks away. That block has seen at least 10 incidents of theft, assault or vandalism in the last two years, according to Spokane Police Department’s crime map and reports to the National Incident-Based Reporting System.
“My husband did have a gun pulled on him earlier this year because he didn’t have a cigarette on him at the gas station down the street,” says Danielle Smith, who lives next door to the Mansfield building, during the public meeting. “We do not want that right here in a residential area.”
“What are you going to do about the people that you bring this way?” another attendee asks. “Because it’s going to be your store that’s going to bring a lot of that kind of ruckus around here.”
Other people say they won’t shop at the business because it won’t carry the fresh produce they’re interested in. There are already five mini-marts surrounding the residential area, though there are none within the neighborhood’s boundaries. Smith says that a sixth convenience store within a mile radius doesn’t add to a diversity of services in the area like the
comprehensive plan promises.
Cherrie Barnett brings up the kids who walk past the building every day on their way to Garfield Elementary. She worries about the impact increased traffic and large delivery trucks would have on their footpath to kindergarten.
“I just really wish you’d let it be for something that’s more adaptable to a residential neighborhood,” she says, to resounding applause.
PARTICIPATION
But maybe more than anything, these neighbors are upset because this public meeting almost didn’t happen.
Despite the comprehensive plan’s instructions to encourage public participation, Elliott feels like he and his neighbors have had to fight to have their concerns heard.
Elliott has been leading the legal efforts of the neighborhood council since spring. He first learned about the application for a conditional use permit from a TV news story in mid-April, which announced the project as a new grocery store.
When a sign went up on the building listing Ramka LLC as the new owner, he and other neighbors looked them up. They found out that Ramka owns multiple gas stations and convenience stores, which didn’t align with the neighborhood’s expectations of a grocery store — more fresh produce and dry goods than what economists call “demerit goods” like cigarettes and candy.
In Spokane, there is no legal definition of a grocery store. Apples, oranges, eggs, beer, wine, lottery tickets, and tobacco and vaping products are equal examples of groceries under the law.
Nagra says he will sell pantry staples like milk, eggs, coffee creamer, onions and prepackaged deli meat in addition to beer, wine, and tobacco products. But because it’s such a small shop, Nagra says it doesn’t make sense for him or his customers to sell many fruits or vegetables.
“I cannot compete with the Safeway prices. I cannot compete with Walmart prices,” he says. “Now, they’re saying ‘Put the fresh produce [in there].’ But when they see the prices, they’re gonna say, ‘You’re too expensive.’”
In an effort to compromise with the neighborhood, Nagra has agreed not to sell hard liquor or drug paraphernalia, which would otherwise be major profit makers.
Still, the relationship between Nagra and the neighborhood hasn’t recovered. It started off on the wrong foot because of mismatched expectations, and it didn’t help that Nagra was initially granted a Type II conditional permit on June 27.
A Type II permit is for buildings under 3,000 square feet and doesn’t require a public meeting. The Mansfield building is 3,480 square feet. But planning director Gardner was going to let it proceed as a Type II, since the retail floor is 2,950 square feet.
“It’s just not a situation we had really faced before, so we couldn’t point to precedent for how we would treat those spaces,” says Gardner, the planning director. “We made the decision that seemed appropriate.”
Elliott and other neighbors disagree.
“It’s been a very deceptive process from the beginning,” Elliott says.
Within two weeks of the city granting the initial permit, Elliott helped the neighborhood file an appeal to the hearing examiner. They then raised enough on GoFundMe to hire an attorney.
Turns out, the hearing examiner disagreed with the permit process as well. Because of total square footage and clear public interest, he said Nagra needed to apply for a Type III permit instead.
The Type III permit requires developers to hold a lengthier public hearing process in order for neighbors to share what kind of conditions they’d like to have included in the conditional use permit.
“While we as city staff can often anticipate what some of those concerns might be, having the neighborhood show up and express their concerns through comments and through participating in the process is helpful for us on the staff side to understand what kind of conditions might be necessary in order to address those negative impacts,” Gardner says.
That’s where Gardner says neighborhoods can have the most impact on development near their homes.
If it’s within the permit, the city can’t restrict what kind of business private property owners can run. But if neighbors come to public hearings with the kinds of conditions or mitigations they’d like planners to impose, Gardner says the city is ready to
consider them.
“I take the attitude that all concerns are legitimate on some level,” he says. “That doesn’t mean that all concerns are going to result in an outcome that the person wants. Ultimately, you hear all those concerns, and then you weigh out against all of the different considerations that need to go into making a decision. That’s really the purpose of the process.”
Nagra says he’s willing to weigh concerns, too. At the public meeting, he wasn’t able to come up with any solutions that would mitigate concerns about crime or traffic. But he says the neighbors weren’t suggesting solutions, either.
“There was no constructive approach on the neighbors’ part, that ‘We will work with you like this’ or what not,” Nagra says. “They said, ‘No.’”
Neighbors will find out if their concerns provide enough legal cause to stop the convenience store on Dec. 17, when the hearing examiner decides whether Nagra will receive the new conditional use permit.
Regardless, if neighborhoods want more say in Spokane’s future development, their best shot is to get involved in changing the city’s comprehensive plan, which is due for an update by June 2026. The city is planning public meetings soon.
“I think what we’re seeing now is, they’re just kind of passing these things and it feels like there is no thought behind it,” says Smith, who lives next door to the proposed mini-mart. “My hope is that we start to foster more community thoughtfulness for how we utilize urban planning, because that is so important for the revitalization of neighborhoods.” n elizab@inlander.com
From left: Emerson-Garfield Neighborhood residents Brandii Burke, Clay Elliott, Cherrie Barnett and Ken Mobley are opposed to a proposed convenience store at this location. YOUNG KWAK PHOTO
Hot Stuff
Spokane Valley Fire opens new training center. Plus, Liberty Lake declines library board reappointment; and the health district pauses talks on privatizing opioid treatment
BY INLANDER STAFF
On Dec. 5, the Spokane Valley Fire Department unveiled its new training facility and burn tower next to its maintenance shop on Garland Avenue in Spokane Valley. The 13,000-square-foot facility includes classrooms, a decontamination area, a personal protective equipment washing area, lockers and showers. The Spokane Valley Fire Department’s new facility houses an indoor training area featuring a two-story residential house layout that can be used for training year-round. Deputy Fire Chief Tom Hatley said in a press release that training is a fundamental part of maintaining skills and the new facility will offer training and educational opportunities for the Spokane Valley Fire Department and other fire agencies in the region. “This state-of-the-art facility serves as both a training center and a testament to our unwavering commitment to excellence in firefighting and emergency response,” Hatley said. “Spokane Valley firefighters and neighboring fire agencies will utilize this facility to ensure they remain among the best in the country.” (VICTOR CORRAL MARTINEZ)
SILENT MAJORITY
Last week, the Liberty Lake City Council spent most of its four-hour meeting reviewing next year’s budget, but for just a few minutes it considered whether to reappoint Kim Girard to the library’s Board of Trustees. Though Mayor Cris Kaminskas, who was absent from the Dec. 3 meeting, recommended her for the position, the City Council quickly voted 4-3 to deny Girard’s reappointment. There wasn’t any discussion on the vote until Council member Annie Kurtz called out the lack of transparency. “If you have a reason why someone shouldn’t be appointed, you should have the courage as a leader in this community to say why,” Kurtz said. “You have someone who served for two years, who’s a librarian and you guys voted to not have her serve on our Board of Trustees. It is disappointing.” In response to Kurtz, Council member Mike Kennedy was the only person to comment on his vote against Girard. “What we don’t need is competitors, what we need is completers to help us move forward,” he said. (COLTON RASANEN)
ONE-YEAR REPRIEVE
On Dec. 5, the Spokane Regional Health District Board voted 5-1 to defer a decision on whether to start the next steps of a treatment services feasibility study for at least a year. That means it will be December 2025 before the opioid treatment program run by Spokane’s health district is reevaluated to decide whether the program should remain publicly operated or be privatized. The health district started the feasibility study in April, drawing concerns and criticism from current patients and staff of the largest opioid treatment program in the state. Alicia Thompson, the health district’s administrative officer, said in an emailed announcement that the district’s treatment services team will spend the next year: speaking with the state Department of Health about the state’s support of public health offices providing direct services; working on patient flow and access; building out a new electronic health records system; clarifying processes and metrics; and focusing on employee satisfaction. “I think we’ve got to see how some of this plays out,” Spokane County Commissioner Mary Kuney told her fellow health board members before the vote. (SAMANTHA WOHLFEIL)
Firefighters can train indoors at this new facility. SPOKANE VALLEY FIRE DISTRICT PHOTO
Ditching Diversity
The Idaho State Board of Education could remove offices focusing on diversity, equity and inclusion at college campuses
BY VICTOR CORRAL MARTINEZ
In November, the Idaho State Board of Education met to discuss funding for student housing and three draft resolutions focused on governance, freedom of expression, and diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) policies.
While the board moved quickly through its agenda, most of the meeting was spent going over the DEI resolution, which would end diversity policies and diversity centers at Idaho’s public universities and colleges.
The resolution would require institutions to maintain equal opportunity for all students regardless of their personal identity. It would prohibit universities from maintaining offices, policies or procedures dedicated to diversity, equity and inclusion activities.
Additionally, it would affirm the board’s stance that Idaho law prohibits diversity statements in hiring and admissions decisions in higher education, in alignment with state Senate Bill 1274, which Idaho Gov. Brad Little signed into law in March.
Universities would need to ensure that student success centers are dedicated to all students. (Title IX protections already prevent higher education organizations or clubs supporting specific groups from discriminating against other students.)
The resolution would impact the University of Idaho’s Black/African Cultural Center, LGBTQA office, Women’s Center, and Office of Multicultural Affairs. While it would also close similar offices at all public higher education institutions in the state, the resolution specifically mentions those with four-year programs, including U of I, Boise State University, Idaho State University and Lewis-Clark State College.
The resolution would also prohibit institutions from
requiring students or employees to state their gender identity or preferred pronouns. No public universities in Idaho currently require people to do so.
At the Nov. 21 meeting, the board’s Executive Director Joshua Whitworth said the three resolutions are intended to dispel a focus on things that are not part of Idaho’s core mission in education. He said the focus is on the success of the total student population.
“These resolutions are not — and I want to make this very clear — they’re not about addressing one particular body of students,” Whitworth told State Education Board members. “They’re really about trying to set the expectation that we are holistically looking at students as a whole body and how we move those students toward successful outcomes.”
Education Board member Kurt Liebich, who also chairs the board’s planning, policy and governmental affairs committee, shared concerns about the resolution. He said students enter university at different starting points and need academic support from faculty and peers.
Liebich said it is essential to find a close group of friends with whom to make the academic journey. He emphasized to the board that Native American, veteran and first-generation support services play a critical role in students’ success and said he doesn’t want to see programs go away that would benefit academic success. Liebich suggested that university presidents vet the resolution’s language.
Last week, the Idaho Legislature’s diversity, equity and inclusion task force met to discuss the impacts of affirmative action decisions made by the U.S. Supreme Court, DEI laws created by Utah and higher education accreditation.
“DEI can be a boogey person to many or be a precise thing,” Whitworth said at the task force meeting. “The ideology is kind of this movement that focuses and forces a focus on diversity that says, ‘You must accept this,’ versus a diversity that says we have different opinions.”
The Idaho State Board of Education is expected to vote on the DEI resolution at its Dec. 18 meeting.
The University of Idaho has begun its transition to align with the resolution, and students are concerned about diversity centers on campus closing and university staff potentially losing their jobs.
Jodi Walker, U of I’s senior director of communications, tells the Inlander via email that the university is aware of the DEI resolution and has drafted a plan to make changes should the board approve it.
“However, the [State Education] Board did not vote on the resolution and is asking for further conversations with university leadership,” Walker writes. “Meanwhile, the university will continue working with the board to ensure our plans meet its intent.”
Alia Schmitt, a fourth-year student at U of I, says she is concerned, frustrated and worried for those who rely on diversity-focused programs and services. She is an administrative assistant for the multicultural umbrella organization UNITY, which is supervised by the university’s Office of Multicultural Affairs.
Schmitt says the rhetoric around the decision is worrisome. She is a diversity scholarship recipient who identifies as white but says she has never felt segregated from any organizations or that she couldn’t access resources because she didn’t identify with a specific population. She says the
Diversity offices at the University of Idaho could close. UNIVERSITY OF IDAHO VISUAL PRODUCTIONS PHOTO
resolution and new Idaho law are blatantly discriminatory.
When UNITY and students learned about the DEI resolution, Schmitt’s peers and other organizations held an informational meeting with U of I Dean of Students Blaine Eckles and Chief Diversity Officer Yolanda Bisbee. The meeting was followed by a march to show solidarity with the centers that could be closing.
Schmitt says the members of university leadership explained that U of I is not responsible for the decisions happening at the state level. She says students were told that the university is actively preparing for the resolution to pass in order to prevent university staff at these centers from being laid off suddenly, and is working to find new roles for them.
“They’re making sure that staff are going to other places in the university that fit what their job description was,” Schmitt says. “So I think they’ve been taking a lot of action to protect those jobs of the people and still giving them jobs that they resonate with.”
Since the Nov. 21 education board meeting, Schmitt has spoken to mentors and advocates who work in the diversity centers.
“From talking with the staff, their main assurance that they’ve been having is, ‘I’m still going to be at this university, I will still be able to give you the support; it’s just not going to be with my office now,’” Schmitt says.
On Dec. 2, Whitworth presented the draft diversity, equity and inclusion resolution to the Legislature’s DEI task force.
The task force consists of eight lawmakers, including seven Republicans and state Sen. Melissa Wintrow as the sole Democrat. Wintrow has more than 30 years of experience in higher education, including as the first director of Boise State’s Women’s Center.
Wintrow criticized Whitworth’s resolution and asked him to define DEI ideology, saying that no one can clearly define what it means or how it’s being weaponized at universities in Idaho, as Whitworth has suggested.
“This ideology you’re talking about is a myth and mystery to me,” Wintrow said. “It’s generated out of political agendas, but what is happening at our campuses here in Idaho is reflected in the over 50 emails I received in two days.”
The emails came from students and alumni who had benefited from diversity centers. One alumna emailed Wintrow saying, “I don’t think I would have succeeded in earning my B.A. and teaching certificate without the help and encouragement of the Women’s Center in particular.”
A Moscow resident wrote about how partisan politics have already created problems in higher education.
“We saw what happened when divisive politics impacted North Idaho College,” the Moscow resident wrote. “Don’t do this to our flagship university.”
Wintrow tells the Inlander that diversity has always been a positive in higher education. Diversity centers provide resources to all and don’t deny access because someone doesn’t have a certain identity. She says she knows male students who benefited from services at the Boise State Women’s Center when she was director.
“Two men came to the center who had been raped — and they’d been raped by other men — they weren’t going to go somewhere else. They knew this was a safe place to come,” Wintrow says. “Thank God I was there to help them, because I felt for them, the shame they felt, the degradation, the demasculinization in a society that values masculinity.”
Through the domestic and sexual violence services at the Women’s Center, Wintrow was able to provide the men with counseling and resources to help them with the impacts of the violence they experienced.
Wintrow hopes that her colleagues will speak with students and faculty to learn more about how the diversity programs help everyone, and will put aside the misinformation and come together to find a path forward.
“I just want us to put down the misinformation fears and walk to the center and figure out how to live together and find harmony, where everybody has equitable opportunities for that success to thrive,” Wintrow says. n
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‘Where My Heart Sits’
Eastern Washington University names Cola Boyer its third director of tribal relations
BY COLTON RASANEN
Tribal stewardship is ingrained in every fiber of Cola Boyer. Naturally, part of that stems from her upbringing as a Shoshone-Bannock tribal member on a reservation in Fort Hall, Idaho, but much of her dedication to Native Americans also comes from the activism and political advocacy of her family members.
Her grandmother LaNada War Jack is well known as one of the organizers of the Occupation of Alcatraz, which was a 19-month sit-in to prevent Alcatraz Island from reverting to federal ownership. War Jack was also the first Native American woman to attend the University of California, Berkeley, and she was vital in the introduction of the school’s first ethnic studies course in 1969.
While her grandmother’s activism took a stand on the national stage, the rest of Boyer’s family also did vital work for their people.
“My dad’s a tribal council person. My grandmother was a tribal council person. My great grandfather was a tribal council person. My mom’s side of the family, too,” Boyer says. “So I
have a long history of tribal policy and federal policy. This is where my heart sits.”
Continuing that familial trend, Boyer was hired as Eastern Washington University’s newest director of tribal relations about three weeks ago — more than a decade after she graduated from the same school. She’ll be replacing Erin Ross, who left the position in May to work as a senior tribal policy manager with the state Attorney General’s Office. At the end of Boyer’s first week on the job, we chatted about her dedication to uplifting Native communities, her relationship with mentor Nicole DeVon (Eastern’s first tribal relations director), and creating a strong platform for Native students at Eastern. Her answers have been edited for clarity and length, and you can read the rest of this Q&A online at Inlander.com.
INLANDER: Before you started working at Eastern, you spent seven years working with the Kalispel Tribe at Northern Quest Resort & Casino and then almost a year working with the Coeur d’Alene Tribe. Would it be fair to say
“My door is always open for students to come and talk,” Cola Boyer says. COLTON RASANEN PHOTO
that your career has been driven by a goal of uplifting Native communities?
BOYER: Yeah, you’re not wrong. I love my tribal people, and all of our Indigenous tribes and communities. There’s a fire that just wants to help every single person that I can. So, drawing back to this position, it’s everything I’ve ever wanted to do. I get to be a voice for the people and help them.
As the university’s third tribal relations director, do you have or plan to have any connections with your predecessors?
The first one was actually an adviser of mine when I was here in school, her name is Nicole DeVon. Actually, I think the position was created on behalf of her, and she did all of these wonderful things.
Have you spoken to DeVon since accepting the position she originated?
Yes, I actually spoke to her the other day. Nicole was like, “First of all, I want to say, congratulations. I have watched you from the time you came into school to where you are now,” and she goes, “It’s wonderful because as your adviser, as your friend, as your sister, as your auntie, I’ve watched you grow into this person. I couldn’t be more proud of you.”
Is this a position that you plan to spend a long time in, like DeVon who spent nearly 16 years at Eastern?
This is something I’ve always wanted to do, but this is probably the tip of the iceberg. I could be here for five years. It could be 10 years. It could be something I end up doing until I’m retired.
When we moved from the reservation [Boyer’s family moved to Ione, Washington, when she was 15], it was my mom and my sisters. Both of my sisters have husbands and children now, and I don’t really see leaving them, but to be totally honest, my end goal has always been to move back home to the reservation and help my own people there. Maybe that starts here, you know.
If most of your family is here, what draws you back to the reservation you grew up on?
Oftentimes as little children the most common thing that we hear growing up is, “Go and get your education and then bring that back home to your people so that you can help us.” So that idea has always been a concept in my mind.
I also have land back home on my reservation that I eventually want to build off of, and what makes that special is because I grew up on that land. So many beautiful memories of just growing up on the reservation. When you’d wake up in the morning, the sun would be up, and it was right next to a potato field. It wasn’t like city life at all.
Being back on the lands of my people is important to me. And so I think it just goes back to my roots and where my people are. Having our land, having our language, having our traditions and cultures, is what makes us who we are as Indigenous people.
You hope to create a strong platform for Native students. What does that work look like on a university campus?
When I was a student here there was nobody else like me that I had seen at that point. I knew Nicole [DeVon], but there was nobody that I graduated with who I could look up to. I don’t think that that’s fair, there needs to be role models on this campus. One of those things that I’m hoping I will be able to do is to be that resource for them.
My door is always open for students to come and talk, and I plan on being very upfront and present with all Native students on campus. I also plan on bringing in representatives to showcase how they got to where they got, because I think that those things are very important for our students to see. I just don’t want them to feel like they’re alone.
I went over to the Native American Student Association the other day and what they’re doing is fantastic. They’ve actually created their own platform and model for that type of representation, too. n
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BY DORA SCOTT
Making friends as an adult is no easy feat. Without the social structure of school and with the many responsibilities of adulthood, it can be hard to form new bonds. If you don’t drink alcohol or partake in the nightlife scene, it’s often even more difficult.
For night owls, misfits and creatives alike, Spokane’s Lunarium offers an alcohol-free social haven.
Lunarium started out in 2021 as an evening pop-up cafe inside Twenty-Seventh Heaven bakery’s old South Hill location. Founded by co-owners and life partners Dorian Karahalios and Aimee Clark, the cafe outgrew the bakery and moved to its own space off North Monroe Street in May 2023.
Running the pop-up gave the couple time to gain their footing, especially considering it’s their first venture in the food industry. It also let them gauge local interest in an evening space devoid of the typical nightlife debauchery.
“We felt really deeply that Spokane didn’t have a nighttime place that wasn’t a bar, and so we were trying to kind of feel out if there was interest for a space like that,” Clark says.
Their pop-up was a hit. More surprising was that customers flocked to the menu’s tea offerings rather than to coffee.
“We originally started as late night coffee pop-up, but we also had some teas, and the teas were way more popular,” Karahalios says.
Toeing the line between cafe and bar, Lunarium aims for a lively social setting, hosting a growing lineup of monthly events like art nights and open mics.
Comfort was also at the forefront while designing the space. The shop is welcoming with soft pastels, highlighted by a playful mural by Spokane artist Tiffany Patterson on one wall, featuring all sorts of animals and creatures hanging out over cake and tea.
Just like Patterson’s characters, a variety of patrons enjoy the space. Students huddle over laptops typing away, friends roar with laughter and a tarot reader dishes out fortunes to curious customers. All are sipping on tea while building community.
Wmics, a fiber arts night, a tarot divination meetup, a mahjong night, and an open art/paint night. Find the complete schedule of recurring and special events at lunariumspokane.com.
Clark and Karahalios have a few guidelines, such as keeping events PG-13, to ensure that Lunarium is a welcoming and safe space for everyone, regardless of age, background, gender or sexual orientation.
LUNARIUM
1925 N. Monroe St. Open Wed-Sat 3 pm-midnight lunariumspokane.com
hile its previous pop-up space was too small to host events, Lunarium is now a hub for those looking to meet and spend time with others of similar interests.
“Our main motivator for this project has always been community and community building, and so for me that means like art, creative people creating small groups and clubs, and things like that,” Clark says. “Really sustaining activities where you can meet other people and maybe make friends as grown-ups because that’s so hard.”
Lunarium hosts regular events like a comic drawing meetup, a collage workshop and open collage night, open
“I’m trying to keep everything appropriate, and I’ve had a lot of positive responses from that, especially from parents of queer kids. I can’t tell you how validating that is to just have really happy moms come up and tell me that this is a safe place for their queer teens,” Clark says.
The cafe also hosts one-off and seasonal events, like an upcoming Christmas cookie giveaway, letting customers stop by on Christmas Day to pick up free cookies.
“When we were a pop-up, my partner was gone for Christmas and I was just kind of scrolling though Facebook, and all I could see were people saying, ‘I don’t have any family. I’m new to town. I’m alone.’ Or, in the LGBTQ context, ‘My family won’t see me,’” Clark says. “I wasn’t doing anything so I made a whole bunch of cookies and just opened on Christmas Day for anyone to come over.”
This year, Clark is planning to make over 600 cookies.
Local artists gather at Lunarium. YOUNG KWAK PHOTOS
“If you don’t have any family, or if you had too much of your family, you can come be a part of mine on Christmas Day,” Clark says.
And if you want to cheer the New Year with a cup of tea, Lunarium is also holding a New Year’s celebration with their Tea Journey to 2025 event ($25) on Dec. 31. Clark and Karahalios will guide attendees through all the strange teas they’ve collected over the year and reflect with tea journal writing prompts.
Karahalios and Clark curated Lunarium’s menu to include over 30 tea varieties — not to mention the “secret” tea stash that’s available upon mention.
You can share a larger pot of tea ($11-$13) or sip on your own personal-sized pot ($6-$7), including complimentary cream, oat milk and honey by request.
The menu may be daunting to those new to the tea scene, but in-depth descriptions of flavor profiles and Lunarium’s knowledgeable staff can guide your experience. The menu has a helpful key at the bottom to indicate which teas are customer favorites, house blended, have health benefits or are great for re-steeps.
“Part of sharing tea is making it accessible to everyone, without it being pretentious or complicated,” Clark says.
If you can’t get enough tea and want to expand your home collection, Lunarium offers a monthly Tea Club subscription box.
For those that are loyal coffee drinkers, Lunarium also has French press coffee ($5.50-$10) from local Roast House Coffee and Vietnamese coffee ($5.50) from Nguyen Coffee Supply.
If you haven’t eaten dinner yet or want a late-night snack, there’s also toast ($7), sandwiches ($10-$15) and a jam flight ($10). To satisfy a sweet tooth, baked goods like scones ($7) and cookies by the pair ($5) are made in-house.
While attending one of Lunarium’s recent open art nights, I saw firsthand how the cafe fosters a social and creative atmosphere where people of all walks of life come together.
Meghan Jones and fellow creative Tom Vert kickstarted the monthly event, which happens every third Wednesday.
“I had like a six-year dry spell when it came to making art, and I was so, so sick of it, and I just had to figure out how to start creating again,” says Vert, touching on how Lunarium’s art night has pushed him to return to his craft and also meet other creatives.
“If people can get together and talk, that’s how shows happen, that’s how collaborations happen, that’s how art happens,” Jones says.
During December’s event, eight people spread out on a large table to work on their art projects while chatting, laughing and drinking tea — completely accepting of newcomers, beginners and different artistic mediums. Some sketched deep sea creatures, while others drew birds or their own family members, and another firsttimer created an LED Christmas tree.
As a tea lover in search of new friends, I couldn’t ask for more.
“We found that we are a tea and coffee place, but more than that, we’re a place for community,” co-owner Clark says. n
Lunarium serves tea, coffee and lots of sweet treats.
COZY CHRISTMAS CINEMA
Hallmark not scratching the holiday itch? Stream these new Christmas movies instead.
BY BILL FROST
The Hallmark Channel has been flooding the zone with new Christmas movies since October, so your pumpkin-spiced numbness to the holiday season is justified. But, there are a few recent and yet-to-be-released movies that break from the Hallmark Industrial Complex norms of holiday flicks. If none of these put you in the Yuletide spirit, just stream The Hebrew Hammer on a perpetual loop.
HOT FROSTY (NETFLIX)
It’s already been scorching the viral zeitgeist for a couple of weeks now, but Hot Frosty (no relation) warrants a shout-out here. When widowed Kathy (Queen of Christmas Lacey Chabert) wraps a scarf around a hunky snow sculpture, he magically transforms into flesh-and-blood-and-six-packed Jack (Dustin Milligan, Schitt’s Creek). Kathy and the town of Hope Springs (good one) love Jack, while Netflix scores a #HotFrosty moment: “This movie is terrible. I love it.”
THE MERRY GENTLEMEN (NETFLIX)
Former Broadway dancer Ashley (Britt Robertson) stages a Christmas-themed dance revue to save her parents’ struggling bar, The Rhythm Room. The rub? It’s a sexy, all-male bump-and-grind show — The Full Monty, minus the Monties. In two shakes of the jingle bells, Ashley falls for dancer Luke (Chad Michael Murray), who has the moves of Magic Mike and the hair of a sentient Ken doll. Romance aside, how is a bar named The Rhythm Room not already a strip club?
THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS IN WONDERLAND (HULU, PRIME)
Mashing up The Night Before Christmas and Alice in Wonderland, The Night Before Christmas in Wonderland also features purposefully janky animation and the voice of Gerard Butler as a rapping St. Nick. Throw in Emilia Clarke as a decapitation-obsessed Queen of Hearts who routinely comments on all of this nonsense, and you have a Christmas movie that, like Joker: Folie a Deux, might someday be hailed as a classic. Or not.
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Emerge-ncy
Coeur d’Alene arts nonprofit Emerge faces funding setbacks due to grant application technicality
BY MADISON PEARSON
Tucked just a block from downtown Coeur d’Alene’s bustling Sherman Avenue sits an oasis of art education. Emerge is an art gallery and retail space, but also a hub of creative energy and expression, offering classes and workshops for rising local artists.
As a nonprofit, Emerge relies heavily on grant funding to sustain its $325,000 yearly operating budget. As the organization heads into the new year, however, reaching that funding target has been more uncertain than before.
For the past four years, Emerge has received signifi-
cant financial support from the Windgate Foundation, a private foundation based in Little Rock, Arkansas. Emerge’s Executive Director Jeni Hegsted says the arts nonprofit has received about $50,000 from the foundation each of the past four years, but this year the foundation denied its grant application due to a technicality.
“We were denied the grant because we had included that we would be supporting performance artists with the funding,” Hegsted says. “We have an education series for artists called our Artist Incubator Series, and those students submit their capstone projects to our annual Block Party. We wanted to expand that.”
Hegsted says money from the Windgate Foundation supported both arts programming and a portion of Emerge’s Block Party event last year. In its latest grant application, Emerge noted goals to expand its offerings with a music incubator for 2025.
“They denied that request saying that they do not fund performance art of any kind,” she says. “We feel like it fell in line with their mission to provide educational opportunities to artists.”
Emerge’s grants committee consists of two experienced grant writers and Hegsted. While working on their application to Windgate, Hegsted says none of them saw any indication that performance arts fell outside the foundation’s grant qualifications.
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While Hegsted asked to modify Emerge’s proposal and omit the portion about musicians, Windgate denied the request, stating that the process was too far along, but that Emerge would be allowed to reapply for grant funding next year.
Hot Frosty is this year’s viral holiday romance.
DEAR SANTA (PARAMOUNT+)
When a young boy inks a typo on his Christmas wish list to the North Pole, his letter ends up in the mailbox of Satan (Jack Black). Not to accuse the Farrelly Brothers of poaching a plot, but this hews eerily close to the 2020 Syfy movie Letters to Satan Claus (don’t bother looking for it; the Christmas Illuminati has vanished the flick). Anyway: Satan shows the kid a better time than Santa ever could, from shooting craps to meeting Post Malone (Posty himself). Children, take note.
OUR LITTLE SECRET (NETFLIX)
The Lohanissance continues with Lindsay Lohan’s latest Netflix outing, Our Little Secret, a holiday rom-com that reunites her with Mean Girls co-star Tim Meadows (not much of a hook, but it’ll do). Avery (Lohan) and her new boyfriend travel to his parent’s home for Christmas, only to discover that her ex (Ian Harding) is also there because he’s dating Avery’s new beau’s sister … whew. Bonus points for introducing THC gummies into the holiday mix (they really do work).
CARRY-ON (NETFLIX; DEC. 13)
If you’re the type that believes Die Hard is a Christmas movie (I’ll even go so far as to say it’s a Christmas musical, but that’s a whole other thing), Carry-On might be for you. TSA agent Ethan (Taron Egerton) is blackmailed into letting a dangerous suitcase slip through security by a mysterious traveler (Jason Bateman, whose character is named The Mysterious Traveler). Carry-On director Jaume Collet-Serra also did NonStop and The Commuter; he knows tight-quarters action.
THE HOLIDAY JUNKIE (LIFETIME; DEC. 14)
No, it’s not a Christmas-y sequel to Trainspotting The Holiday Junkie is the misleading name of a small-town decorating and planning service owned by Andie (Jennifer Love Hewitt), who’s now running the business solo after the death of her mother. Surprisingly, The Holiday Junkie is Hewitt’s first-ever Christmas movie after years of watching her Party of Five costar Lacey Chabert snag all the roles. Now, let’s pitch Neve Campbell on that Trainspotting sequel. n
To make up for the loss in anticipated funding from the Windgate Foundation and ensure that Emerge can continue its arts education programs next year, Hegsted says the arts nonprofit launched a crowdfunding campaign.
As of Monday, Dec. 9, Emerge’s “Help From Friends” campaign had raised just over $19,000 of its $45,000 goal.
At the $20,000 mark, Jane Clark of Clark’s Diamond Jewelers in Coeur d’Alene committed to match up to $10,000 in donations, plus another $5,000 on top, for a total donation of $15,000 to help Emerge hit its goal.
“If we can meet our goal it’s going to ensure that we can still run our professional development series and panel discussions that are super relevant to artists,” Hegsted says. “If we don’t, we would have to look at not doing some of our big events [next] year like the Ceramic Throwdown, the Ink Print Rally and the Block Party.”
The Help From Friends campaign runs through Saturday, Dec. 21, and culminates in an end-of-campaign party at Emerge with drinks and music by DJ Donuts.
“The country as a whole needs places that are truly inclusive, and places that are allowing freedom of expression and creativity,” Hegsted says. “It’s our hope that the community will join us in ensuring Emerge’s future.” n
Waterwise Wine
In Southeast Spokane, Winescape Winery’s owners have always prioritized good earth stewardship
BY BOB JOHNSON
Even the cleanliest restaurateurs have been known to wake up in cold sweats during nightmares about unexpected visits from health department inspectors.
Phil and Pat Butterworth, the owners of the Winescape Winery in Southeast Spokane’s Glenrose community, once called the Spokane Regional Health District asking for an inspector to perform a health sustainability assessment for them.
“They were shocked,” Pat recalls. “They said, ‘Who are you people?’”
Although the question was rhetorical, we’ll answer it. The Butterfields, who have been married for 45 years, are public health academics; Phil in the area of water microbiology and Pat in the area of environmental health. They’re also both Huskies and Cougars, having taught at the University of Washington and
Washington State University. Their resumés of accomplishment are lengthy, Phil’s including the design of water treatment plants in Vancouver, Portland, Helena and elsewhere in the West, and Pat’s including being part of a 2015 White House panel on the health effects of climate change.
When the Butterfields decided to apply their knowledge and passion to winemaking just shy of a decade ago, they did so with a pledge to be good stewards of the environment. Pat says they looked at potential sites in Walla Walla but decided they “were too old to get into that game; it’s a pretty mature wine scene there.”
Ultimately, they decided on Spokane, in large part because it’s a place they like. They avoided the downtown area because, as Pat explains, Phil “is kind of fussy and wanted to do his
Winescape owners Phil, left, and Pat Butterfield. YOUNG KWAK PHOTO
Wrap Up Something Special
I’ve always loved giving gifts. Finding something that’s totally perfect for a loved one or coming up with an idea for a crafty handmade project excites me to the point that I can barely keep from spoiling the surprise. It takes plenty of willpower to wrap gifts like this up and stash them under the tree for a few weeks instead of letting the recipient open it early.
As much as I love to see the smiling joy on a giftee’s face, sometimes coming up with that golden ticket item is super challenging! What do you get the person who has everything, and what can you possibly hand-make for your closest friends and family when the creative inspiration just isn’t flowing?
As annual holiday gift guides abound, the Inlander team has once again tasked ourselves with compiling a super helpful — and, most importantly, locally focused — shopping guide. Sure, there are plenty of items on here you could probably buy online or from a big box store. Instead, consider how awesome it also feels to support small business owners right here in our community. Paired with the joy you’ll spread when your recipient opens their gift, the smiles you’ll bring to these shop owners’ faces are also pretty priceless.
— CHEY SCOTT, Inlander Editor
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EDITORIAL LAYOUT
Derrick King
CONTRIBUTORS
John Bergin
Eliza Billingham
E.J. Iannelli
Victor Corral Martinez
Dan Nailen
Azaria Podplesky
Madison Pearson
Colton Rasanen
Dora Scott
Seth Sommerfeld
Gifts for Music Lovers
From live music to lessons and LP sleeves to collectibles, put just the right spin on their holidays
BY DAN NAILEN
Music geeks are not exactly patient people when it comes to their most beloved artists, which makes finding a perfect present for your favorite Swiftie, Deadhead, B-boy or headbanger a challenge. If there’s new music from their fave, they’ve already got it. If there’s a tour stopping nearby, tickets are already secured. For the holidays, it’s better to gift them something unusual, something they’d never get for themselves or something that will help them delve ever deeper into their fandom of choice. Here are a few options:
FESTIVAL AT SANDPOINT SEASON PASS
A guarantee to expand someone’s sonic horizons, this pass delivers nine concerts over two weeks in midsummer in beautiful North Idaho. While the 2025 lineup (July 24-Aug. 3) hasn’t been announced, past artists include the Avett Brothers, Big Boi, Gary Clark Jr. and Maren Morris. You can always count on a wide array of genres and a stunning setting. $349 • festivalatsandpoint.com/ season-pass
ROLLING STONES ORNAMENT
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The Stones had a shockingly excellent tour in 2024, and their timeless rock is matched by the timelessly cool lips-and-tongue logo turned into a Christmas tree headliner by Spokane-based Old World Christmas. If Mick, Keith and Co. aren’t your jam, you can find ornaments dedicated to AC/DC, Elton John and other stars. $29 • Old World Christmas Factory Outlet • 4005 E. Main Ave. • oldworldchristmas.com
MUSIC LESSON
Inside every fan is a wannabe musician, but sometimes taking the step to actually try an instrument is a huge barrier. Book your closet Hendrix a free music lesson, available Wednesdays, Saturdays and Sundays at the Spokane Public Library, where they can learn guitar, bass, keyboards, ukulele or drums. Sessions are available 60 days in advance, and they go quickly. Free • Spokane Public Library Central Branch • 906 W. Main Ave. • www.spokanelibrary.org/music-lessons
BLUETOOTH TURNTABLE (b)
If your music fan is a little slow on joining the vinyl resurrection, pick up a turntable with bluetooth technology, combining the vintage cool of records with the convenience of ditching the annoying yards of speaker wires. Entropy has all manner of new and used vinyl, and you can pick up an AudioTechnica AT-LP60XBT turntable that easily connects to speakers and wireless headphones. $230 • Entropy • 101 N. Stevens St. • explodingstars.com
MUSIC ACTION FIGURES (c)
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Record stores obviously are built on delivering a huge array of vinyl, CD and cassette options, and both 4,000 Holes and Resurrection Records are among the area’s best music purveyors. They also deliver much more, including cool collectibles ideal for giving your music lover’s office or home a little extra flavor. 4,000 Holes is a go-to for all things Beatles, including a Yellow Submarine George Harrison action figure ($20) from Titan, while Resurrection Records has a series of Super7 figurines including funk master Bootsy Collins, Dio’s devil mascot “Murray” and hip-hop legend KRS-One ($24). Prices vary • 4,000 Holes, 1610 N. Monroe St., faceook.com/Bob4000Angel • Resurrection Records, 1927 W. Northwest Blvd., facebook.com/getresurrected
LP SLEEVES (d)
Help your record lover protect those precious slabs of vinyl with outer sleeves to protect the cool covers and inner sleeves that protect the actual grooves delivering the tunes. Bigfoot Records in the Garland District has several tools to care for your records in addition to an impressive amount of music in a diminutive space. $40 • Bigfoot Records • 905 W. Garland Ave. • bigfootrecordsspokane.com
COWBELL (e)
There are a few options for a quick, simple shift from music fan to music maker. You can gift someone a triangle. Maybe a tambourine. Perhaps a set of bongos. But as we are reminded so often, everything can use more cowbell! Get someone the gift of providing powerhouse rhythms this year. $45 • Hoffman Music • 1430 N. Monroe St. • hoffmanmusic.com
TATTOO GIFT CARD
What better way to showcase one’s undying love for an artist than by inking some song lyrics or an album image on your body forever? Sure, you might regret it later — I’m still thankful I never got that Red Hot Chili Peppers tattoo I was contemplating when I was a teenager — but if you know you’re in it for the long haul and have a lifelong relationship with an artist that isn’t ever going to change, I say go for it. There are plenty of local tattoo artists who can ink your favorite music fan in all the right ways. Mom’s Custom Tattoo and Body Piercing even has gift cards available through their website. Amount is up to you! • Mom’s Custom Tattoo & Body Piercing • 1226 W. Summit Pkwy. • momstattoo.com/gift-cards n
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Gifts Barbie Would Approve Of
Everything that’s pretty and pink, from clothes and accessories to books and art
BY COLTON RASANEN
We all took a trip to Barbieland last year when Greta Gerwig’s Barbie hit the theaters, and among the movie’s many messages, one observation rang true for me: Pink isn’t just a color, it’s a state of mind. I mean, you can get just about everything in pink. Accessories, clothes, trinkets, decorations and art can all be found in some variant of that classic bubblegum hue. So if you’re struggling to find something for the pink-obsessed people in your life, we’ve got you covered.
DOLLY PARTON FASHION BOOK (a)
Anyone who knows about Dolly Parton can probably imagine the country legend performing in some elaborate pink outfit complete with fringe, sequins or rhinestones. But, the singer’s lifelong passion for fashion saw her donning outfits in all colors and silhouettes that can be seen in her book Behind the Seams: My Life in Rhinestones. The 400-plus-page book is perfect for Dolly fans (obviously) and those looking for a hefty pink book on the coffee table for guests to flip through. $45 • Miss Bipps • 707 N. Cedar St. • miss-bipps.company.site
MINI CHRISTMAS CACTUS
The Christmas cactus, also known as a zygo cactus, is peppered with gorgeous hot pink flowers in winter. The plant’s blooming period typically falls between November and January, which makes it perfect to give as a houseplant. Plus, at Fern Plant Shop, if you buy a plant and a pot together, an employee will do all the potting for you. $10 • Fern Plant Shop • 1526 W. Riverside Ave. and 211 E. Lakeside Ave., Coeur d’Alene • fernplantshop.com
FLORAL IO MOTH IN FRAME (b)
There’s glamour in the oddities of the world, but those aren’t often showcased in any color besides black. That isn’t the case for this framed io moth, which is backed by pink velvet and adorned with dried flowers and quartz crystals. This piece showcases beauty in death, and it’ll pop as decor in any home. $200 • Emily’s Oddities • emilysoddities.shop
PINK HANDBAG (c)
“It is a known fact that a woman do carry an evening bag at dinner time,” sings Bob the Drag Queen in her song “Purse First.” It’s also a known fact that anyone who loves pink carries a purse to match their carefully crafted aesthetic. This handbag from Lolo Boutique is perfect for a night out as the shocking pink fringe tassel adorning its front adds a point of focus that will really center a look. $69 • Lolo Boutique • 108 N. Washington St. • lolospokaneshop.com
FUZZY SWEATER
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Though I’d argue pink is best as the dominant color in an outfit, it’s gorgeous when used as an accent, too. Take this fuzzy striped sweater at Marmalade in Coeur d’Alene for example — there are a few pink gradients, but the main color is gray. If you’re looking to gift a complete outfit, grab a mauvey-pink pair of pants or shorts to match the top. $88 • Marmalade • 308 E. Sherman Ave., Coeur d’Alene • marmaladefreshclothing.com
LATAH CREEK ROSÉ (e)
You’ve probably heard wine enthusiasts debate whether red or white wines are better, but I’m here to fight for the pink wine: rosé. This wine mixes the fruity flavors of a red, and the crisp mouthfeel of a white. Snag a bottle of Latah Creek Wine Cellars’ Rosé of Malbec, which sources grapes from Ancient Lakes of Columbia Valley in Central Washington. $16 • Latah Creek Wine Cellars • 13030 E. Indiana Ave. • latahcreek.com n
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Gifts From the Fun Auntie
Presents that will secure your title as their favorite adult ever
BY ELIZA BILLINGHAM
There’s a special place in a kid’s life for that one adult who mercilessly spoils them. Or actually plays with them. Or just gets them. Sometimes it’s an extended relative, or sometimes it’s a family friend so near and dear that they become an honorary aunt or uncle. So whether you’re already that fun auntie or you’re still vying to be, get that kiddo something trendy and cool that they actually want. Extra points if it drives their parents crazy.
REPLICA USL SOCCER BALL (a)
Inspire your budding athlete to dream big with an exact replica of the soccer balls used by Spokane Zephyr or Velocity players in the United Super League. It performs equally well in backyards or stadiums. Use it to perfect footwork or snag autographs from favorite players. Bundle it with an inaugural season scarf and water bottle for some serious swag. $46 • USL Spokane Team Store (inside The Davenport Grand Hotel) • 333 W. Spokane Falls Blvd • shop.uslspokane.com
ROCK TUMBLER (b)
Those rocks that they keep bringing inside are cool — they just need a little polishing up before everyone else sees them, too. A rock tumbler is an invaluable tool for any collector of windowsill bits and bobs, and it won’t make enough noise for their parents to hate you forever. You can just be glad you’re not in charge of telling them to clean up their room.
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MINI RAGE (c)
Dealing with an angsty teen? Be their hero by giving them a sledgehammer, some ceramics and a room they can trash as much as they want. Book them an appointment at Rage Xscape so they can safely throw the tantrum that’s been building against their parents ever since they first took their phone away. Unfortunately, this is only for ages 14 and up, so you can’t let those fussy toddlers loose just yet. $40 • Rage Xscape • 122 S. Division St. • ragexscape.com
GRAPHIC NOVELS (d)
Heartstopper. Marvel. Anne Frank. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. If it’s a good story, chances are it’s a super cool graphic novel, too. Swing into Kindred & Co to pick out a trendy graphic novel for your favorite reader or anti-reader. Or, even better, bring them along with you and make a date of it — buy a book, buy a coffee, and sit in a cozy, fireplace-adjacent reading nook for some peace and quiet away from the rest of the family. Prices vary • Kindred & Co • 851 E Fourth Ave, Post Falls • kindredandcompany.com
ORGANIC BB CREAM (e)
Got a tweeny bopper begging to wear make up? Don’t let her put cheap stuff on her young skin. The tinted sunscreen by Bee You Organics will let her feel like she’s wearing foundation, while secretly doubling as nourishing skincare and protective sunscreen. Bee You’s locally made lip balms, eye shadows and cheek stains are similarly beautiful and gentle. $24-$54 • Bee You Organics • 915 S. Perry St • beeyouorganics.com n
Gift Guide
HOLIDAY SHOP TAX-FREE
Shop with your Coeur Rewards points at all locations, see the Coeur Rewards booth for details.
Mountain Lodge Gift Shop
Open daily year-round for your gift needs. Jewelry, casino logo items, holiday decor, Native American artwork, cigars and more.
Circling Raven Pro Shop
Shop Circling Raven’s award-winning pro shop to find unique gift items and we’ll do the gift wrapping for you. Plus, the Advantage or Player Development Cards make a great stocking stuffer, which are available in-store or online.
Spa Ssakwa’q’n Boutique
BABOR cosmetics, NuFace products, Miracle Hair Oil, Spa Ss akwa’q’n Spa Scents Eucalyptus products and leading professional skin care lines such as BABOR, Farmhouse Fresh, Blue Beautifly, Naturopathica, and more!
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Gifts For (You and) Your Partner in Crime
Why get a gift for your bestie when you can get a gift for both of you?
BY MADISON PEARSON
Idon’t go anywhere without my best friend. She’s my built-in concert buddy, she joins me on even my most boring errands and, of course, she’s my plus-one to all events. Heck, we even live together. So why would I buy her a gift that doesn’t benefit me as well?! If you’re also in a codependent best friendship and can’t imagine doing anything without your choice confidant, these gifts will ensure you don’t leave each other’s side and bring you even closer than before.
MULBERRY MARKET WORKSHOP
Personally, my bestie and I love crafting together. Are we particularly artistically talented or inclined? Not really, but that doesn’t make trying any less fun! Mulberry Market in Spokane Valley offers various crafty workshops to attend and attempt together. Create masterpieces for each other at a watercolor painting
workshop or try to encapsulate your best friend’s immaculate aura in a custom-made scented candle. You can even make matching stamped rings or bracelets that scream “This person already has a best friend so SCRAM!” $36-$115 • Mulberry Market • 17325 E. Sprague Ave., Spokane Valley • mulberrymarketco.com
MAC DUAL MEMBERSHIP
The best part about museum-going with your best friend is finding a slightly silly-looking sculpture, pointing at it and snarkily saying “That’s you.” When you gift your partner-in-crime this MAC membership, they’ll be forced to invite you every time they go as it comes with a free plus one! And it’s not like they would choose someone else to go with them…right!? $55-$65
• Northwest Museum of Arts & Culture • 2316 W. First Ave. • northwestmuseum.org a
REBEL HART CO. CUSTOM HAT BAR (a)
A hat can make or break an outfit, and Rebel Hart is taking hats to the next level with an entire section of their North Monroe store dedicated to customizing your own headwear. Take your best friend on over to Rebel Hart and peruse hundreds of patches, chains and other adornments to make matching bestie bucket, trucker or baseball hats to wear about town while on your escapades together. Or, make a game out of it by creating hats for each another and surprising your bestie with a perfectly curated hat that speaks to their personality. $30-$36+ with added accessories • Rebel Hart Co. • 2218 N. Monroe St. • rebelhartco.com
CHARM NECKLACE MAKING (b)
TREND ALERT: Custom charm necklaces! Little shops offering custom charm necklace-making experiences have been popping up in LA, NYC and other big cities for quite some time now. We don’t have one here in the Inland Northwest yet, but we do have an amazing resource in the Wonders of the World bead shop in the Flour Mill! Along with a selection of chains and bead tools, the store sells a wide array of beads and charms that you and your bestie can sort through to carefully curate your own perfect charm necklace. Not only will the experience result in an adorable new accessory, but you’ll also get in some quality bonding time with your fave person. Prices vary • Wonders of the World Bead Shop • 621 W. Mallon Ave. • wondersoftheworldinc.com
PINOT’S PALETTE NIGHT (c)
Are you really best friends if you’ve never experienced dating allegations? Well, this gift might not help with that issue, but it’ll sure be fun! Pinot’s Palette offers date night paint events where each person in your party paints one-half of a painting. Once you’ve both completed your separate paintings, you put them together and VOILA! A whole, beautiful painting. Sure, it’s meant for couples, but platonic soulmates deserve paint nights too! $39/guest • Pinot’s Palette • 319 W. Sprague Ave. • pinotspalette.com n
Gifts for Technophiles
From solar-powered toys to the Apple’s latest and best iPad, these gadgets will make techies’ eyes sparkle
BY E.J. IANNELLI
Now that the vast majority of us are packing (some might say glued to) the kinds of devices that yesterday’s sci-fi movies merely presaged, we’re clearly living in an age when technological marvels have a whiff of the mundane. But in a world where the average Joe can initiate a real-time video chat with someone across the globe in seconds, the true technophile stands out for their relentless desire to digitize, automate, self-host, upgrade and tinker. Luddites, here are some gifts that should light up their LEDs.
BLUETOOTH GRILL/MEAT THERMOMETER (a)
Who wants to use an analog meat thermometer like some sort of caveman? Techforward folks know that anything can be improved by adding an LCD display and a smartphone app. The ThermoPro TP920W model offers both of those features along with two discrete probes, allowing your cyberchef to monitor two pieces of meat simultaneously or use one probe to measure the ambient temperature. The wireless signal’s 500-foot reach grants the freedom to keep tabs on things from across the yard. What’s more, the highly rated ThermoPro BBQ app can issue bacon-saving alerts if all that freedom proves distracting. $47 • The General Store • 2424 N. Division St. • generalstorespokane.com
PORTABLE POWER STATION (b)
The technophilee’s Achilles heel is electric power. Take that away, and all those precious devices go quiet. A portable power station provides an off-grid stopgap and keeps things humming along even when wall outlets are in short supply. With a generous 600 watts of AC output, plenty of ports, built-in surge protection, a vivid display, rugged housing and, yes, even a wireless charging pad, the BioLite BaseCharge power station means never having to sacrifice high-tech creature comforts. The company estimates that it can power a 55-inch TV for six hours or recharge your phone 48 times. Pair it with a portable solar panel for eco-friendly recharges. $599 • REI Spokane • 1125 N. Monroe St. • rei.com
SOLAR-POWERED ROVER (c)
Perfect for the budding tech enthusiast as well as the STEM-loving parent, this all-inone kit makes “some assembly required” a selling point. Just combine the included
parts with an empty soda can and you’ve got a unique, Space Age vehicle that zips around powered entirely by sunlight. The best part? You don’t need to remember to add batteries as a stocking stuffer. $17 • Whiz Kids • 808 W. Main Ave. (River Park Square) • 509-456-8697
REFURBISHED PC
Really? An outdated, secondhand computer? You bet. Part of the fun of home labbing — the catch-all term for experimenting with advanced IT at home — is breathing new life into old hardware. Where some might see a discarded business PC (specifically an HP Mini i5 8500t), the home labber sees a media server, a custom router or a dedicated backup storage device. Despite going back a few processor generations, these compact PCs are still more than capable as single-purpose machines. Along with WiFi and Bluetooth capabilities, they have USB-C ports, a newer connectivity standard. $320 • Recycle Techs • 6810 E. Appleway Blvd., Spokane Valley and 3601 N. Nevada St. • recycletechs.com
APPLE IPAD PRO M4 (d)
As far as tablets go, a fully kitted out M4 iPad Pro is so ridiculously overpowered that it might seem extravagant. Technophiles would call it future-proofing. Powered by Apple’s next-gen silicon, the latest iteration performs on a par with desktop computers but remains ultra-portable at just 5.1 millimeters thin. One traditional shortcoming, screen glare, is reduced considerably by the new nano-texture glass option. The models with 1TB+ of storage gain an extra CPU core and 16GB of memory, which will benefit the fancy AI features that Apple is slowly rolling out. $2,599 (for the highestend model) • Apple Store River Park Square • 710 W. Main Ave. n
for Basement Dwellers
What to get people who enjoy spending large chunks of time in their sanctuary of solitude
BY VICTOR CORRAL MARTINEZ
The Candle Bar Co is a boutique in the middle of the Garland District. Come in and shop our large selection of candles, or bring in your container for a refill. We also have goods from over 80 different local, artisans and makers. We are always adding new classes and different events so check out our website for all the latest things.
There’s a thin line between loneliness and solitude, a term referred to by the Japanese as kodoku. We often assume people are suffering from loneliness when they’re by themselves or hanging out in a space like a basement with minimal sunlight. The truth is they’re probably deep into a video game, nerdy hobby or building the ultimate Lego set. Yes, you may want to get them a gift that requires an outside activity, but deep inside your beloved basement dweller’s heart, they’d rather be home. They want to wear comfy clothes, drink Mountain Dew and use their imagination to transport them to distant and magical places.
WARHAMMER 40K INTRO SET (a)
Warhammer 40K is the most popular miniature wargame in the world and has built a cult following of fans since 1987. The introductory set is the perfect way to get that special someone a gift that allows them to spend hours alone but also gives them a reason to socialize with other Warhammer fans. The set has tools to assemble and paint your miniatures to show off your skills. Once a basement dweller has spent hours painting their minis, they can visit a local Warhammer store, challenge others in the community, or learn expert tips on painting and gaming. $65 • Warhammer Spokane • 2718 E. 57th Ave. • facebook. com/WHSpokane
POKÉMON ELITE TRAINER BOX (b)
Many people thought Pokémon was a fad in the late ’90s. Then all those millennials grew up, and the beloved Japanese game became the highest-grossing media franchise internationally. There’s something special when
you open a booster pack of Pokémon cards and pull the fabled Charizard or your favorite holographic card. Today, collectors admire their cards in multiple layers of protection for display or play competitively against others. The Elite Trainer Box is a great starting point for your loved one interested in collecting or playing the card game. $60 • Uncle’s Games • 404 W. Main Ave. and 14700 E. Indiana Ave, Spokane Valley • unclesgames.com
ENFIELD GANG MASSACRE (c)
In the comic book world, there’s an equivalent of bingewatching known as trade paperback comics, which are a series’ weekly issues gathered into a larger volume, often in more of a graphic novel form. Enfield Gang Massacre is a Western outlaw comic book that, on the surface, has everything we love about Western stories but examines moral good and evil on a deeper level. Perfect gift for those introspective loved ones. $17 • The Comic Book Shop • 11510 E. Sprague Ave., Spokane Valley; 1402 N. Division St. and 4750 N. Division St. • thecomicbookshop.net
TANTIVE IV LEGO SET (d)
A Lego set is an excellent gift for anyone, but serious fans will spend hours assembling the most intricate sets. You can be in a basement but transported to your favorite Star Wars scene as you build iconic starships like Tantive IV, the vessel used by Princess Leia. The great thing about Legos is the different levels and piece counts, which make it easy to determine the best set to buy for whoever is on your holiday list. $85 • Brick Buy Brick • 3915 N. Monroe St. • brickbuybrickspokane.com n
Gifts for GlobeTripping Foodies
When the plane ticket is too expensive, expense their taste buds instead
All aboard! Here’s your ticket to win the heart (and stomach) of the foodie in your life. They might have traveled the world or maybe they’re an adventurous eater who’s always on the lookout for new flavors to test their palate. Perhaps they love to cook, too, but wouldn’t buy that unique appliance for themselves. Transport them to different countries with these food-related items and experiences.
INTERNATIONAL COOKING CLASS
A cooking class is a gift that will keep on giving. With Wanderlust Delicato, allow your giftee to learn to prepare one of their favorite dishes. The shop offers a variety of cuisines, so pick whichever might suit their fancy, like how to make Christmas tamales, focaccia, or something more sweet like a Yule log cake. Each class usually preps enough
BY DORA SCOTT
for leftovers, so there’s plenty to share with family and friends. Prices vary • Wanderlust Delicato • 421 W. Main Ave. • wanderlustdelicato.com
SPICEOLOGY VARIETY PACK (a)
Build your own four-pack gift box of spices for the foodie in your life. Spokane-based Spiceology, despite being one of the fastest-growing spice companies nationwide, had humble beginnings at area farmers markets. They offer over 300 seasonings and spices, making each dish just a dash more special. Add the heat with some Korean barbeque seasoning or a bit of sweet with raspberry chipotle sweet and spice seasoning. Prices vary • Spiceology • spiceology.com
EASTERN EUROPEAN SWEETS (b)
This gift is arguably just as fun to give as it is to
receive. Peruse the various jars of candy at Matreshka European Food & Deli in North Spokane. From hazelnut to toffee to fudge and caramel, it’s a scavenger hunt picking out the different flavors for your goodie bag gift. Priced by the pound, get enough for that one special someone, or grab them by the handfuls for good stocking stuffers. Prices vary • Matreshka European Food & Deli • 9335 N. Division St. • matreshkadeli.com
KRUMKAKE BAKER (c)
For a whole new waffle experience, give your loved one a Scandinavian krumkake baker. Krumkake are thin waffles with a more intricate pattern that are often topped with brown cheese (which tastes similar to butterscotch), whipped cream or jam. This krumkake baker also comes with a wooden cone roller to shape waffles and
add a favorite fillings. $80 • The Kitchen Engine • 621 W. Mallon Ave. • thekitchenengine.com
RACLETTE PARTY GRILL
This Swiss gourmet grill is perfect for food lovers who love to host. Eight people get their own pan, offering a customizable group cooking experience. Usually, cheese can be melted in the smaller pans, and the main grill is used to cook meat and vegetables, but the options are endless. For breakfast, crack eggs into the smaller pans and top with cheese and cook bacon on top. Maybe then you want some fajitas for lunch, and to end the day with a more traditional Swiss raclette dinner of melted cheese on boiled potatoes and grilled meat and vegetables. $160 • CDA Gourmet • 842 N. Fourth St., Coeur d’Alene • cdagourmet.com
HOT SAUCES (d)
For foodies who can’t seem to get enough spice (maybe they even carry around their own hot sauce), consider adding to their collection. De Leon Foods has all the hot sauce varieties that one could hope for. From sauces with milder green peppers to black Chiltepin peppers, mix and match for a variety of heat levels to test your giftee’s tolerance. Prices vary • De Leon Foods • 102 E. Francis Ave. • deleonfoods.net
KOREAN EARTHENWARE POT (TTUKBAEGI) (e)
South Korean culture is hitting global markets with full force, and their cuisine is no exception. While many think of Korean barbeque or bibimbap, stews and other boiled dishes can really hit the spot on a winter day. If you want to make Korean cooking more accessible for your giftee, then a ttukbaegi is a must have. The clay dish retains heat well, making it ideal for slow-cooking and simmering. $15 • Asian World Food Market • 3314 N. Division St. • 509-327-2899
CHOPSTICK RESTS (f)
If your giftee is into Asian cuisine and touts a collection of chopsticks, then chopstick rests are the cherry on top for their next table setting. Originating in Japan, chopstick rests not only add personality to the table but are convenient in making sure your used chopsticks don’t roll off dishware and onto the table or floor. The variety of options at the Culinary Stone are cute to boot! $13.75 • The Culinary Stone • 2129 Main St., Coeur d’Alene • culinarystone.com n
Gifts for iPad Kids
BY JOHN BERGIN
Those iPad kids! They have their volume full blast, their attention is all on their screen that’s smeared with a mystery substance, projecting strange games and videos. These indestructible devices have been sucking kids into a digital universe of fun shapes and sounds for nearly 15 years. How do you, the parent, aunt or grandparent, draw a child away from this irresistible rectangle? Gifts, of course! Fun, entertaining, educational and nonaddictive gifts!
HOUSE PLANTS
Is your child playing too much Plants vs. Zombies? Give them a real live plant instead. A plant’s slow growth is the perfect process for a child to watch in real life instead of an illuminated screen. Lemon, lime, olive and fig trees all bear edible fruit and grow wonderfully inside. Carnivorous plants — Venus flytraps and pitcher plants — give children a better understanding of the flow of energy through an ecosystem, while being a fun, entertaining alternative to the traditional plant. Not only is a plant a great gift to teach kids how to care for a living thing, but it can help them to understand and appreciate a sometimes hard to understand process: where our food comes from. $10-$25 • Ritters Garden & Gift • 10120 N. Division St. • 4ritter.com
LIBRARY CARD (a)
I was born in 2003 — before the invention of the iPad — and I still look up everything that pops into my mind. Make sure your child knows how to think for themselves by getting them a public library card. Not only does this open up a universe of unread books and unheard stories, but also a plethora of fun activities designed specifically for the enrichment of children’s minds. Free • Spokane Public Library • spokanelibrary.org
STEAM KIT (b)
The Mobius Discovery Center is fun for people of all ages, but what kid likes a membership?! A gift they can’t touch or play with? No, thank you! Get your kid get off their iPads and bring Mobius to them, with Mobius STEAM kits. These kits promise to “ignite imagination while experimenting with themed handson kits!” Santa, bees, space, engineering, slime, flowers and dinosaurs — these kits have something for each and every kid. $17-$20 • Mobius Discovery Center • 331 N. Post St. • mobiusdiscoverycenter.org
KIDS COOKING CLASS
Get off Fruit Ninja, and use a real knife in a real kitchen, kids. Cooking classes at the Kitchen Engine are sure to inspire the little chef inside each child. “Pasta, Mommy and Me,” cookie decorating, and learning about foods from around the world, the Kitchen Engine has it all. Not only will these lessons get your child off-screen for a bit, they’ll also teach skills to continue using the kitchen as an outlet for creativity and the creation of tasty meals for years to come. $75-$125 • The Kitchen Engine • 621 W. Mallon Ave. • thekitchenengine.com
DISPOSABLE CAMERA (c)
Quit taking a million photos on Snapchat! With only 24 photos on a disposable camera, each photo must be carefully composed. Teach your little iPad kid the basics of photography with a nearly indestructible camera that produces unique and memorable results. While a hassle for some, the development of film builds anticipation and immortalizes the memories of a family vacation or even just day-to-day life from the eyes of your child. $25 • Camera Corral • 610 W. Hubbard Ave., Coeur d’Alene • cameracorral.com n
Gifts for People With Expensive Taste
TCross the fancy folks off your list without breaking the bank (unless you want to)
BY AZARIA PODPLESKY
his category can be looked at in two ways.
You’re buying for someone with champagne tastes with the funds to match or you’re trying to find a gift to match those champagne tastes with a budget better suited for beer. No matter which side you’re on, local shops can help you cross the person with expensive tastes off your list. With these ideas, your giftee can look, eat and drink expensively without actually spending a lot. Or, you can go all out — and I mean all out — on something sparkly.
QUALITY MENSWEAR
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“Clean shirt / New shoes / And I don’t know where I am going to.” For the sharp dresser in your life, there’s Kings, a quality menswear store heavy on brands like Filson, Katin and Howler Bros. The store offers everything from button-ups to T-shirts and swim trunks to quality denim. A Howler Bros. tech long sleeve is $99, or consider a Filson graphic tee for $45. A pair of Mavi Mid Brushed Organic Selvedge pants runs $168, while a pair of UB201 Tapered Fit 14.5 oz Indigo Selvedge Denim from Unbranded costs $94. Kings also sells accessories like the Katin Edwin Beanie ($29) and Filson Goatskin Gloves ($150). Prices vary • Kings • 2810 N. Monroe St. • kingsdelivered.com
CHARCUTERIE BOARD
Taking a literal approach, a charcuterie board from Krafted Eats can class up any holiday gathering — perfect for the person who’s seemingly always hosting some kind of party. The small ($75) is great for groups of four to six, while the medium ($105) boasts enough for eight to 10. The large ($140) will satisfy 12 or more guests. For those holiday gatherings that include the host’s great aunt’s second cousin, there’s the “Mega Graze” ($425), a 4-foot board that feeds groups of 35 or more. There are also brunch and Bloody Mary boards (both $90-$130) for the day after the big party. Each board can be fully customized, and there are op-
tions for dietary restrictions like nut-free, gluten-free and vegetarian. Prices vary • Krafted Eats • kraftedeats. com • 479-616-6880
WINE CHILLER + WINE CLUB
MEMBERSHIP (b)
For the wine connoisseur in your life, give them the gift that keeps on giving: a membership to the Coeur d’Alene Cellars Wine Club. Each quarter, members receive wines from the winery’s latest vintage. Choose from a variety of levels, including Sipper Club (two reds and a white), Classic Club (four reds and two whites), Classic All White or Classic All Red (six reds or whites) or Artist Circle (six premium reds). To help the recipient better enjoy their quarterly wine deliveries, consider adding an Onyx Wine Chiller from Kizuri to the gift. Hand-carved by artisans in Pakistan, these wine chillers each feature their own natural tones and patterns. When not hosting, they can use this piece as a vase, candle holder or utensil holder. Wine club: $102-$228 per quarter • Coeur d’Alene Cellars • 3890 N. Schreiber Way • cdacellars.com • Wine chiller: $68 • Kizuri • 35 W. Main Ave. • shopkizuri.com
TRACY JEWELERS EARRINGS (c)
If you’ve got the money to spend, and are confident about your special someone’s tastes in jewelry, a visit to Tracy Jewelers should be on your holiday shopping to-do list. The oldest locally owned and operated jewelry store in Spokane, Tracy Jewelers has pieces to match a variety of budgets and style preferences. The earrings alone range from $888 for 14K gold earrings in white, rose or yellow gold with the choice of an amethyst, citrine or blue topaz center gemstone, to an eye-watering $1,077,990 for the Uneek Natureal Collection Cushion Cut Fancy Yellow Diamond Dangle Earrings, with a total weight of 12.98 carats. Prices vary • Tracy Jewelers • 106 N. Evergreen Rd., Spokane Valley • tracyjewelers.com n
Nostalgic Millennials
A few pop culture throwbacks to scratch those old childhood itches
BY SETH SOMMERFELD
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It’s said that nostalgia is a drug, but, as we all know here in flu season, sometimes you need some drugs just to make it through the day. While the millennial generation has been dealt a pretty bleak hand (economics, environment, etc.), at least the pop culture of their childhood was pretty rad. That’s something, right? (Right?!) Help the millennials in your life at least momentarily return to the blissful ignorance of their youths with these nostalgic gifts.
STAR WARS ACTION FIGURES (a)
Any mildly nerdy kid who wandered through toy aisles in the ’90s probably recalls gazing at Kenner Star Wars action figures. Maybe you’d occasionally get to buy one or two, but there were always more that were capitalistically (and maybe physically) out of reach. Well at Never Enough Toys — which also boasts an array of GI Joes, Transformers and comic book action figures — you can rebuild someone’s dream collection. While one might assume these in-the-box toys would be pricey collectibles, the basic line of Kenner Star Wars figures cost just $9 each! May the Force Ghost of Christmas Past be with you, shopper! $9 • Never Enough Toys • 907 W. Boone Ave. • neverenough-toys.square.site
VINTAGE SPORTS CARDS (b)
Any Washingtonian millennial sports fan worth his salt has fond memories of Ken Griffey Jr. mashing balls in the Kingdome, Shawn Kemp posterizing
fools for the Sonics, or the glory days of the Legion of Boom. So maybe a vintage sports card would be a grand slam gift? Spokane Valley Sportscards has an array of classic cards across sports. While inventory varies, when I visited they had everything from the first card with Randy Johnson in an M’s jersey ($10) to a signed Russell Wilson jersey rookie card ($150) to a choice ’99 Griffey ($21). (If you’re card gifting for a different type of fan, SVS also had holographic Charizards for $175-$400.) Prices and stock vary • Spokane Valley Sportscards • 9404 E. Sprague Ave. • facebook.com/ sv.sportscards509
VINYL REISSUES(c)
The music industry loves good anniversary nostalgia. Coeur d’Alene’s premiere record store, The Long Ear, leans into this with an array of box sets and reissues for rock music fans. Just a sampling of the millennial-friendly offerings during my recent trip included anniversary box sets of The Flaming Lips’ Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robot ($100) and Nirvana’s Nevermind ($259.95) and anniversary reissues of Green Day’s American Idiot ($40) and Modest Mouse’s Good News for People Who Love Bad News ($42). If rock isn’t your giftee’s genre, the Long Ear also had a 20th anniversary reissue of MF Doom’s Mm..Food for rapheads ($37) and a copy of …Baby One More Time by Britney Spears for pop princesses ($28). (Oh, and so many CDs.) Prices and stock vary • The Long Ear • 1620 N. Government Way, Coeur d’Alene • facebook.com/thelongear
OLD NINTENDO 64 GAMES (d)
NOVEMBER 29 TH - DECEMBER 31ST
Yes, there are remakes, virtual consoles and emulators that allow folks to play the video games of their childhood on modern platforms. But there’s something more satisfying about blowing the dust out of a cartridge and firing up the real thing. Game World boasts an array of old school games from across console generations, but there’s a certain nostalgic attachment for millennials to the Nintendo 64’s then-revolutionary blocky 3D graphics. While various games can be had cheaper, $40 can get you many of the system’s classic titles like Super Mario 64, Super Smash Bros. and Pokémon Stadium $40 (stock varies) • Game World • 8701 N. Division St. and 5725 E. Sprague Ave. • shopgameworld.com
STUDIO GHIBLI ART BOOKS (e)
For a certain sect of millennials, there’s no greater comfort food than the stunning Studio Ghibli anime masterpieces crafted by legendary filmmaker Hayao Miyazaki. Since your giftee might not always have time to watch one of the movies in full, giving one of the gorgeous coffee table art books on the Ghibli films available at Merlyn’s might provide a quicker dopamine hit. These hefty hardbound collections (with a shockingly low price for their quality) focus on single Miyazaki films (Princess Mononoke, Kiki’s Delivery Service, Castle in the Sky, etc.) and capture the stories’ essences via images from the movies, storyboards, concept art and quotes from the films’ creators. $35 • Merlyn’s Comics and Games • 15 W. Main Ave. • merlyns.biz n d
Northern Quest gives the North Pole a run for its money with must-have gifts for everyone on your list. Wrap up your holiday shopping at Windfall, carrying outdoor gear, apparel, and home goods from top brands like Filson, Pendleton, prAna, and UGG. And find luxury products, cozy apparel, and more at La Rive Spa Boutique. Whether you’re on the hunt for stocking stuffers or big-tic big-ticket items, the Northwest’s largest casino resort is the season’s ultimate gifting destination.
Good for concert tickets, hotel stays, and so much more, a Northern Quest gift card puts all their favorite experiences under the tree. Purchase at any Northern Quest venue or online at northernquest.com
own building. We looked for a place that was close to downtown but felt like it was out in the sticks.”
The “scape” at Winescape spans 14 acres and includes the winery building with a unique drainage system that saves on water use, a 1918 homestead that blends seamlessly into the surroundings, a red barn, and an abundance of open space where deer and other animals can remain wild without being pushed out of their natural habitat.
“They live here, too,” Pat says.
Drawing from the Spokane Valley-Rathdrum Prairie Aquifer, Winescape has its water tested twice annually to protect the public and the land. Stormwater issues are taken seriously, too, and runoff from the building and parking lot is treated properly.
Inside the winery, waste is minimized through the use of steam rather than chemicals to clean barrels, lighter-weight glass is used for the wine bottles, wine club members are encouraged to recycle their cardboard case boxes, and corks are given to local artists and crafters rather than being thrown away.
“We do what we can, but we’re always looking to do more,” Pat says. “Environmental degradation is a theft from future generations. They deserve to have the same lush world that we’ve had.”
Although Winescape doesn’t grow its own grapes because of Spokane’s “challenging climate,” it does try to buy as much of its fruit as possible from growers who participate in Sustainable WA, a statewide program created by a consortium of wine industry stakeholders that promotes low-input wine grape farming to protect natural resources, nurture soil health and foster climate resiliency.
“Right now, Sustainable WA is for vineyards only, and we support that,” Pat says. “The stuff we do here is just for us right now, but we’re hoping certification will be extended to wineries one day.”
When it comes to acquiring grapes, Winescape seeks out growers who are willing to pick the fruit by hand and sell it in small quantities.
Beyond that, Pat acknowledges that she and Phil hadn’t developed a complicated business plan when they decided to dive into winemaking.
“I’m not sure we really thought it through,” she says. “We decided not to have partners. When you’re doing this in your late 50s and early 60s, divestiture gets really ugly later on. We were just two nerds kind of moving one step at a time.
“I think good winemakers have a sense of what a given wine is supposed to be, and then gently allow that to occur,” Pat adds. “I think Phil’s goal has simply been to make great wine,” and to him that means using precision in the cellar to achieve purity in the bottle.
During the Spokane Winery Association’s annual Holiday Wine Fest the weekend before Thanksgiving, Winescape offered four of its current releases for the public to sample: its 2023 riesling, 2019 GSM, 2018 merlot and 2018 “Red Mountain” cabernet sauvignon.
The riesling has a mild kerosene aroma that’s common for the varietal, giving way to an engaging orange blossom note. In the mouth, the flavors of lemon, citrus and green apple seem tart at first, but leave a lingering impression of sweet fruit.
The GSM — a classic Rhone-style blend of grenache, syrah and mourvedre — offers a wide spectrum of aromas and flavors, including dark plum, assorted dark berries, cinnamon and toasty marshmallow.
Cherry, marionberry and clove notes take center stage in the fruit-forward merlot, which finishes with vanilla and leather impressions.
And the cabernet provides a sweet-fruit and engaging spice exclamation mark to the quartet, a classic melding of Red Mountain grapes, French oak barrel aging and the winemaker’s deft touch.
Winescape’s wine portfolio is ever evolving as the Butterfields pay attention to the preferences of their wine club members. And while most of its red blends are planned, some are the result of the winery’s size.
“We’re small,” Pat explains. “We make just 2,000 cases a year, so everything has to go somewhere.”
That would explain why a healthy dollop (27%) of the Bordeaux variety malbec shows up in the otherwise Rhone-style blend known as Marmot. It also would explain why a splash (7%) of the Rhone-variety grenache is included in the otherwise Bordeaux-style blend called Field Trip.
“We have fun with the blends,” Pat says. “We may not always know where we’re going with them, but the payoff is when a really good wine is the result.”
Not everyone gets a second career, but the Butterfields are thriving in theirs.
“We are old enough to know that we are lucky to have this little piece of land,” Pat says. “We’re fortunate to be able to pivot our skill sets to take care of it — for the time we have it and for future generations.” n
ABOVE: Winescape’s 2023 Rosé of Sangiovese. YOUNG KWAK PHOTOS
Downtown Spokane for the Holidays
tarting Dec. 12, the Downtown Spokane Partnership and STCU will be spotlighting one local business every day through Dec. 23. On the day they’re featured, that business will be offering exclusive perks, discounts or specials that lucky shoppers can take advantage of.
“ THE 12 DEALS OF DOWNTOWN are a fun way to discover a small, locally owned business you might not have known about. As a bonus, you get the chance for deals on some cool products and great gifts,” says Liz Hooker, the DSP’s director of marketing and programming.
To find out which businesses are being showcased during the 12day event, simply keep an eye on the DSP’s social media — Facebook in particular (@DowntownSpokane). In addition to announcing the name of the business and its daily deal, the DSP will also be posting a related trivia question. Everyone who answers the trivia question correctly gets an opportunity to win a fantastic free prize, such as a gift card!
Bread with Family and Friends
When you’re in need of a relaxing meal after a long day of shopping, a comfortable place to gather before a show or an inviting spot to break bread with family and friends, downtown Spokane’s vibrant restaurant scene has something for you. WOODEN CITY (821 W. Riverside Ave.) goes all out for the holidays, with lots of garlands, lights and other festive decorations. And that extends to the menu too.
“Our bar manager always curates a Christmas cocktail, and we traditionally have a house-made boozy eggnog that people love. It’s made in batches so that we can offer it throughout December,” General Manager Jade Crosier says. She likens the holiday atmosphere to “a big family get-together” where folks socialize and eagerly tuck into the wood-fired pizzas — a Wooden City specialty — or house favorites like lamb rigatoni.
With its bold pop art décor and modern aesthetic, NUDO RAMEN HOUSE (818 W. Sprague Ave.) brings a cosmopolitan and very hip sensibility to Asian cuisine. The menu largely consists of rice bowls and noodle-based dishes, including several variations of ramen, the flavorful Japanese soup that evolved from simple ...continued on next page
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street food into a contemporary art form. You’d be hard-pressed to find something more hearty and warming on a chilly winter day. To celebrate the season of giving, Nudo is raffling off $25 in-house gift cards every Monday in December.
For nearly 30 years, MIZUNA (214 N. Howard St.) has been a must-visit dining spot for locals and visitors alike. It may have started out as a vegetarian restaurant when those options were few and far between, but its menu has long since expanded to cater to all palettes, omnivores included. Grilled Idaho trout and New York strip are now some of the entrées offered alongside, say, a gorgonzola polenta with grilled mushrooms and asparagus. Even though they’re prepared separately in the kitchen, both the vegetarian and meat-centric dishes are made using the highestquality seasonal, all-natural and organic ingredients.
If you’ve got a craving that only elevated comfort food can sate, RUINS (225 W. Riverside Ave.) should be at the top of your itinerary. But just because it’s comfort food doesn’t mean that it’s predictable. Chef Tony Brown, who’s been featured on the Food Network’s Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives, is known for drawing on culinary inspiration from around the globe. So you’re just as likely to find a classic egg-and-bacon brunch on the menu as you are okonomiyaki, a savory Japanese pancake dish.
IN THE NEXT CITY SIDEWALKS
Downtown Spokane is packed with holiday events, dining and entertainment options — follow it all here in CITY SIDEWALKS inside the Inlander. Next week, get some happy advice — happy hour, that is, with offerings from Tavolata and Bistango.
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Downtown Holiday Events
Christmas Tree Elegance
Revel in the beauty of 15 immaculately decorated Christmas trees on display in River Park Square and the Historic Davenport Hotel. Stroll through and gaze at the themed trees and purchase raffle tickets for $1 each and enter to win the tree of your choosing. All proceeds benefit the Spokane Symphony. Through Dec. 15; daily from 10 am-9 pm, free admission / raffle tickets $1, spokanesymphonyassoc.org
Brrrzaar
Spread holiday cheer to local artisans while checking items off of your holiday shopping list at Brrrzaar, Spokane’s largest holiday art market. Terrain’s Brrrzaar features over 70 vendors selling handmade wares like mugs, jewelry, clothing, candles and even fine art. Sat, Dec. 14 from 10 am-8 pm, free, River Park Square, terrainspokane.com
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The Christmas Music of Ray Charles
Holiday concerts are always a hit this time of year, but if you’re looking to switch it up from your typical holiday fare, the Spokane Jazz Orchestra has a fresh take on some classics. This concert features the music of the iconic and influential Ray Charles. The combination of jazz and soul stylings will have you dancing in your seat this holiday season. Sat, Dec. 14 at 7:30 pm, $32-$42, Bing Crosby Theater, bingcrosbytheater.com
Spokane Symphony Pops 3: Christmas at the Movies
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This Pops performance by the Spokane Symphony features songs from classic holiday movies including It’s a Wonderful Life, Die Hard, Home Alone, Charlie Brown Christmas and many more. The show also features an appearance from Santa, an audience carol sing-a-long and a few holiday surprises. Dec. 21-22; Sat at 7:30 pm, Sun at 3 pm, $50-$106, Fox Theater, foxtheaterspokane.org
The Jinkx & DeLa Holiday Show
Jinkx Monsoon and BenDeLaCreme serve up their signature whip-smart, sugary sweet and especially spicy antics at this show filled with comedy bits, tunes and holiday cheer. The two drag queens hailing from Seattle aim to make you laugh and look at them in awe as they bring their iconic show to the east side of the state. Fri, Dec. 27 at 8 pm, $52-$300, First Interstate Center for the Arts, 334 W. Spokane Falls Blvd., firstinterstatecenter.org
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This Shall Not Pass
The anime The War
of the
Rohirrim struggles to expand the world of The Lord of the Rings
BY JOSH BELL
“All Middle Earth knows the tale of the War of the Ring, but there are other tales,” begins the opening narration of animated film The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim, taking a pre-emptively defensive tone to the value of its narrative. Expanded from brief elements in the appendices of author J.R.R. Tolkien’s The Lord of the Rings trilogy, The War of the Rohirrim is the latest example of Hollywood’s attempt to wring every possible bit of value from Tolkien’s massively popular fantasy world despite the limited availability of source material.
The War of the Rohirrim never feels like anything more than a footnote, though. The belabored efforts to tie this anime to director Peter Jackson’s hit live-action The Lord of the Rings film trilogy from 20-plus years ago only make it seem even paltrier in comparison. The narration comes from actor Miranda Otto, who is credited as her Lord of the Rings character Eowyn, even though there’s nothing in the film itself to indicate that it’s Eowyn telling the story.
raised an army of his own, which he commands in battle against Helm’s forces for the throne of Rohan. Wulf’s real opponent, though, is Helm’s headstrong daughter Héra (Gaia Wise), who’s constantly sidelined by her father in favor of her less formidable brothers, and who was once Wulf’s childhood playmate.
Eventually, Héra rallies the troops of Rohan against Wulf’s forces, but first she has to endure a marriage proposal, a kidnapping, and lots of scolding from her father — a full parade of worn-out fantasy tropes. While it’s true that Tolkien essentially invented the building blocks of the fantasy genre, that doesn’t make them any less tiresome here, especially as enacted by such bland, uninteresting characters. Héra is less distinctive than something a Dungeons & Dragons player might hastily draw up last-minute before a gaming session.
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KRAVEN THE HUNTER
Sony’s (disastrous) Spider-Man-rogues’gallery-without-Spider-Man cinematic universe continues, this time with the titular antihero and super-hunter killing machine, played by Aaron TaylorJohnson. Rated R
QUEER
The Lord of the Rings:
The War of the Rohirrim
Rated PG-13
Thanks to the complicated licensing situation of Tolkien’s work, only Warner Bros. has the rights to produce theatrical feature films based on his characters, but The War of the Rohirrim has big straight-tovideo energy, with underwhelming animation supervised by director Kenji Kamiyama. Kamiyama is an anime veteran who previously worked on the anime-style Blade Runner: Black Lotus series, and The War of the Rohirrim comes off more like Netflix’s second-tier fantasy adjacent adaptations of franchises like The Witcher than a major new installment from one of Hollywood’s biggest brands.
Directed by Kenji Kamiyama
Starring Gaia Wise, Luke Pasqualino, Brian Cox
Set 183 years before the events of The Lord of the Rings, The War of the Rohirrim features no hobbits or elves or dwarves, and only a brief appearance from orcs, in a particularly clunky moment of fan service. Rather than an epic tale of good versus evil with the fate of the entire realm at stake, it’s the story of a regional skirmish between rivals for the throne of Rohan, a human kingdom ruled by the impressively named Helm Hammerhand (Brian Cox).
Challenged by the upstart Lord Freca (Shaun Dooley), Helm participates in a duel that leads to Freca’s death, with Freca’s banished son Wulf (Luke Pasqualino) vowing revenge. Years later, Wulf has
Theoretically, the freedom of animation should allow Kamiyama to cut loose with wild fantasy creatures and locations that would be prohibitively expensive to realize in live action, but most of The War of the Rohirrim takes place in dingy castles and fortresses, with human characters in basic armor. Early in the film, there’s a scene featuring a Lovecraftian tentacled swamp monster that hints at the expansive possibilities of the medium, but that’s quickly discarded in favor of generic swordfights.
Watching Jackson’s The Lord of the Rings films for the first time felt like discovering an entire new world, created from the boundless imaginations of both the author and the filmmaker. Watching The War of the Rohirrim feels like reading a line item on a studio’s budget breakdown, with every box on the “franchise extension” checklist dutifully covered — no imagination necessary. n
Luca Guadagnino adapts a William S. Burroughs novella about an American expat (Daniel Craig) in Mexico City who becomes smitten with a young drugusing ex-soldier. Rated R At the Magic Lantern (Read a full review of Queer at Inlander.com.)
The War of the Rohirrim needs a sharper blade.
Lonestar of Wonder, Lonestar of Light
The chart-topping country band Lonestar gets in the seasonal spirit
BY SETH SOMMERFELD
While “We Three Kings” may stealthily be a top-tier Christmas song, it’s also one the most apocryphal of the lot. The Bible (Matthew 2:12) states nothing about the number men or royalty, only that “wise men from the East came to Jerusalem, asking, ‘Where is the child who has been born king of the Jews? For we observed his star at its rising, and have come to pay him homage.’” But maybe the tune’s creative liberties can still be used in other Christmas contexts…
For example, this week, three kings of country music are traversing afar to spread musical holiday cheer with a concert at Spokane Tribe Resort & Casino. All you need to do to join the unofficial early birthday party for baby Jesus is follow the Lonestar.
The three kings of country in question are founding Lonestar members Michael Britt (guitar), Dean Sams (keys) and “Keech” Rainwater (drums). The Texas band — which lands somewhere sonically between pop county and adult contemporary (with a dash of its honky-tonk roots) — boasts 10 No. 1 country hits including “Amazed,” “My Front Porch Looking In” and “I’m Already There,” The insturmental trio has kept the group going even as former singers like Richie McDonald and John Rich have come and gone. In recent years, Lonestar has been in the groove with former Sons of the Desert singer Drew Womack on lead vocals, even rerecording all their chart-toppers to give them fresh life for the 2023 album Ten to 1. But when it comes time for the holiday season, the band finds its
Lonestar still does Texas proud. MICHAEL GOMEZ PHOTO
yuletide spirit and tours with a show that blends Lonestar fan favs with Christmas favs.
Before Lonestar gets festive in Airway Heights on Dec. 13, we caught up with Britt to talk about balancing country holiday cheer, how a band is like a train and finding new ground in old No. 1 hits.
INLANDER: What sort of programming should people expect from a Lonestar Christmas concert?
BRITT: Almost half the show is Christmas songs, but we still managed to squeeze in all of our No. 1 songs — all 10 of them. So people are still going to hear all of our big hits.
It’s very exciting for us, because we only get to play these songs this time of year, for only about a month. So it’s always kind of exciting for us, because we get to work them up again, try to remember all the parts and change things up just a little bit every year so it’s not the same.
It’s a festive time of year. It’s fun playing these songs, because it’s outside the box, so we’re not bored up there on stage playing the same things over and over.
I guess while most folks can get sick of Christmas music because it’s the same stuff every year, but if you’re a touring musician, you’re playing the same songs every night. So getting to play Christmas tunes must be a relieving change of pace.
Yeah, it’s fun for us. I think we have nine Christmas songs in [the concert] out of 22 songs. Some of those Christmas songs kind of sound the same, but over the years, every time we put out a Christmas album, we try to change the arrangements or make them somehow unique to us.
So every Christmas song we have is a little different. You have your fun, happy, silly songs like “Jingle Bells” and “Santa Claus is Coming to Town,” “Jingle Bell Rock,” stuff like that. And then we do some more serious stuff, like we do “Little Drummer Boy” and “Mary, Did You Know?” — these more heartfelt and religiousversion things. And then we rock out at the end of the show with the Trans Siberian Orchestra’s “Carol of the Bells.”
Do you have a personal favorite of the holiday lot to play live?
Well, being the guitar player, the “Carol of the Bells” is so much fun, because I get to just kind of rock out at the end of the show.
But one of the favorites, one of my favorite moments in the show, is we do a version, a rendition of “Mary, Did You Know?” that Drew brought when he joined the band. And it is so beautiful. He sings it beautifully, and the whole mood of the song is that kind of slow, loping, ballad-y thing. It’s very moving for me on stage every night. And I don’t really do much on it — just strum some chords — but, God, just listening to Drew sing that is amazing.
You, Dean and Keech have been playing together in Lonestar for decades now. What’s it like having such a long, prolonged musical relationship with two other guys like that?
You know, we take it for granted, but having Drew join the band, he kind of sees it new.
But he fits right in. We never felt like we had to adjust anything when Drew joined the band. And he’s so good at listening too. Because that’s what it’s all about — when you’re playing with other people for so long, you’re listening to each other for years. And so I can predict what Dean’s going to play, when he’s going to do it. And it happens all the time. We’ll be working up a new song, and Dean and I will just instantly start playing off each other without thinking about it. So that’s the beauty and joy of being in a band for this long. We gel very well.
We always equate it to a train. Once the train gets going, it’s going to get to the station. We really have to try to screw it up and derail things. And that’s the way it feels. Anytime we start playing a song, we just all start playing, and it just rolls down the track and gets to where it’s going without a lot of thought.
And is that sort of what led to wanting to do Ten to 1? Just that you’ve been playing these songs forever, and they’ve evolved while playing them live over the years?
Yeah. And depending on where the song fits in the show [changes things]. Like “Amazed” became our biggest song, so it became our final song of the set. So we had to make it bigger and more bombastic than it was on the record, which is fun for us to do live. But, yeah, we did want to capture that on Ten to 1
And then songs that we quit doing live, because for some reason they were just kind of boring or they didn’t capture people’s attention. So we wanted to rework them for Ten to 1. And that’s what we did with songs like “Come Cryin’ to Me,” which is now our show opener for nonChristmas ones. We changed it up to have a little bit of a more of a Mumford & Sons vibe to it.
Have fans responded well to Ten to 1? Or are some still very precious about the originals?
I’m hearing good stuff, so if there are people complaining, they’re not complaining to me. There’s always the handful of trolls online that you know won’t be happy with anything unless Richie comes back, but we can’t control that. All we can control is trying to make people smile and be happy.
Beyond that Texas connection, what makes Drew a fun guy to play with on stage?
Drew’s always been a band guy, because he was in Sons of the Desert. Drew and I actually were living in Waco, Texas, in 1990 at the same time, and we played in kind of rival bands. So I’ve known Drew since before Lonestar ever started. So I was a fan of his, and he’s just genuinely one of the nicest people you’ll ever meet. He’s super professional. I’ve never heard him have a bad night singing. He’s just the most respectful. I mean, I cannot say enough nice things about him. He’s one of my best buddies now. And having him want to be here and want to sing like he does, is just fantastic for us. It’s almost like having a new lease on life. n
Lonestar: Country Christmas • Fri, Dec. 13 at 8 pm • $48-$87 • All ages • Spokane Tribe Resort & Casino • 14300 W. SR-2 Hwy., Airway Heights • spokanetribecasino.com
EDM ZINGARA
Thursday, 12/12
BOLO’S BAR & GRILL, Bay 7 CHECKERBOARD TAPROOM, Weathered Shepherds MOOSE LOUNGE (NORTH), Luke Yates
J QQ SUSHI & KITCHEN, Just Plain Darin ZOLA, Cruxie
Friday, 12/13
J J THE BIG DIPPER, Robber’s Roost, The Strangerers, Huckleberry, Billy & Ellie
J BING CROSBY THEATER, The Fab Four: USA Meets The Beatles
BOLO’S BAR & GRILL, Hasenpfeffer
BULLHEAD SALOON, Neon Interstate
J THE CHAMELEON, Desperate Electric, Timeworm, Brittany’s House
CHAN’S RED DRAGON ON THIRD, Cat Herd
CHINOOK STEAK, SEAFOOD & PASTA, Justyn Priest
DRY FLY DISTILLING, Starlite Motel
J THE GRAIN SHED, Haywire
IRON HORSE (CDA), The Shift
JEREMIAH JOHNSON BREWING CO., Son of Brad
J J KNITTING FACTORY, Zingara, Gardella, Halla, I.T. Brian
MOOSE LOUNGE, Eternal Jones
MOOSE LOUNGE (NORTH), Heather King Band
NIGHT OWL, DJ F3LON
J PEND D’OREILLE WINERY, Brian Jacobs
RED ROOM LOUNGE, Live DJs
SPOKANE EAGLES LODGE, Into the Drift Duo
J J SPOKANE TRIBE CASINO, Lonestar: Country Christmas
ZOLA, Sydney Dale Band, Homebrew String Band
Saturday, 12/14
J THE BIG DIPPER, Rock Club Showcase: We R Decoys, Flatline Radio, TEA, Spider-Monkey, Crimson Creek, Brutal Creep, Rainbow Epoch, Not Taking Complaints
BOLO’S BAR & GRILL, Hasenpfeffer
BULLHEAD SALOON, Neon Interstate
THE CHAMELEON, Fever Dream
CHAN’S RED DRAGON ON THIRD, Sidestep
CHINOOK STEAK, SEAFOOD & PASTA, Justyn Priest
DRY FLY DISTILLING, Son of Brad
THE GRAIN SHED TAP HOUSE, Cold Canary, Bob Gallagher
IRON HORSE (CDA), The Shift
MOOSE LOUNGE, Eternal Jones
MOOSE LOUNGE (NORTH), Heather King Band
NIGHT OWL, Priestess
J OLD SCHOOL LIQUOR BAR, Just Plain Darin
J PEND D’OREILLE WINERY, Weibe Jammin
RED ROOM LOUNGE, Live DJs
SPOKANE VALLEY EAGLES, Stagecoach West
J THE FOX THEATER, Girl Named Tom: The Joy of Christmas
ZOLA, Blake Braley
Many electronic dance music lovers extoll the transcendent virtues of live EDM shows, but Zingara explicitly makes that her focus. The DJ is all about spiritual wellness, just in case the title of her new EP, For the Crystal Children, didn’t make that incredibly (crystal) clear. Her music still boasts the EDM hallmarks of bumping bass, hype-building tempo rises and huge drops, but at times (both sonically and lyrically) Zingara feels like she’s leading listeners through a high-energy electronic meditation. Grab your crystals and open your third eye for a night of spiritual dancefloor healing.
— SETH SOMMERFELD
Zingara, Gardella, Halla, I.T. Brian • Fri, Dec. 13 at 8 pm • $20-$50 • All ages • Knitting Factory • 919 W. Sprague Ave. • sp.knittingfactory.com
Ellensburg’s Mark Paschen is looking to carve a unique sonic path with his band Robber’s Roost. He proclaims the band’s blend of ramshackle folk, punk rock and swinging ragtime to be “ragpunk.” On albums like 2022’s Rage & Reason, Robber’s Roost showcases a romantically thorny DIY spirit with tunes that would actually make you stop and listen if you heard Paschen busking on a street corner. The only thing Robber’s Roost is gonna steal is your attention.
— SETH SOMMERFELD
Robber’s Roost, The Strangerers, Huckleberry, Billy & Ellie • Fri, Dec. 13 at 7:30 pm • $15 • All ages • The Big Dipper • 171 S. Washington St. • thebigdipperspokane.com
Sunday, 12/15
J HAMILTON STUDIO, A Merry Max Quartet Christmas HOGFISH, Open Mic
J J KINDRED & CO, Merry & Bright: AP Collective, Sydney Dale ZOLA, House Red
Monday, 12/16
EICHARDT’S PUB, Monday Night Blues Jam with John Firshi
RED ROOM LOUNGE, Open Mic Night
Tuesday, 12/17
BLACK LODGE BREWING, Open Mic Night: The Artist Stage
SWING LOUNGE, Swing Lounge Live Music Tuesdays ZOLA, The Zola All Star Jam
Wednesday, 12/18
THE DRAFT ZONE, The Draft Zone Open Mic
EICHARDT’S PUB, John Firshi
IRON HORSE (CDA), Bay 7
RED ROOM LOUNGE, Red Room Lounge Jam
J TIMBERS ROADHOUSE, Cary Beare Presents ZOLA, Red Hot Kitten Stompers
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J JAGUAR ROOM AT CHAMELEON, Brandon Jackson, Dec. 29.
J KNITTING FACTORY, MasterClass Big Band: Jump N Jive to ‘25, Dec. 31.
J HAMILTON STUDIO, God’s Away on Business: The Music of Tom Waits Performed by Madeline McNeill, Jan. 17.
J SPOKANE TRIBE CASINO, Theory of a Deadman (Unplugged), Feb. 25.
THE DISTRICT BAR, Richy Mitch & The Coal Miners, Mar. 14.
As the holidays approach, winter art markets become more and more plentiful, but Terrain’s Brrrzaar is one you definitely won’t want to miss. With over 70 local vendors, Brrrzaar is Spokane’s largest all-local art market featuring unique handmade items (most for less than $100!) and fine art. Alongside the incredible handmade goods, Brrrzaar also includes live musical performances, family-friendly activities and the absolutely invaluable opportunity to support local artists during the busy holiday season. Not to mention, it’s the perfect place to find heartfelt gifts for your friends and family. Expect to see local favorites like Goblin Pottery, Lucent Clay, Amber Wyckoff and many more talented folks that you’ve yet to discover. Happy shopping!
— MADISON PEARSON
Brrrzaar • Sat, Dec. 14 from 10 am-8 pm • Free admission • River Park Square • 808 W. Main Ave. • terrainspokane.com
MUSIC HEARTBEATS
It’s a common saying: “Music touches the heart.” That phrase may be more pertinent and true for anyone attending the last of 2024’s Northwest BachFest shows this weekend. Titled “Corazón” meaning “heart” in Spanish, the two shows feature cellist John Henry Crawford and Victor Santiago Asuncion on piano playing music from Latin America, including “Le Grand Tango” by Astor Piazzolla, “Pampamapa” by Carlos Guastavino and Marlos Nobre’s “Poema III.” The two local performances have the same program, so head to one or both to get your fix of beautiful Latin music performed by talented musicians that’s sure to warm your corazón.
— MADISON PEARSON
Northwest BachFest: Corazón, Music of Latin America • Sat, Dec. 14 at 3 pm • $55 • Historic Northern Pacific Depot • 201 N. Third St., Coeur d’Alene • Also Sun, Dec. 15 at 3 pm • $10-$55 • Barrister Winery • 1213 W. Railroad Ave. • nwbachfest.com
COMMUNITY TEA JAMBOREE
There’s nothing better to warm the soul and uplift spirits than a hot cup of tea. Better yet, it tastes even better when it’s free and in good company. Manzanita House’s Winter Tea Tasting & Bazaar is a free-to-attend event that celebrates immigrant-owned small businesses in Spokane with 100% of the vendors, chefs and performances being immigrant and refugee-led. The event features handmade crafts from over 20 vendors, food, music and, of course, free tea and treats by Feast World Kitchen and Boots Bakery. Some of the free activities include multicultural performances, henna, wreath making and a photo booth.
— DORA SCOTT
Winter Tea Tasting & Bazaar • Sat, Dec. 14 from 10 am-2 pm • Free • MLK Family Outreach Center • 500 S. Stone St. • manzanitahousespokane.org
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DANCE ICY STEPS
Danish author Hans Christian Andersen wrote many highly acclaimed and beloved fairy tales in his day like The Little Mermaid, Thumbelina and The Ugly Duckling, but The Snow Queen is one of his most-loved winter classics. Adapted into a dance production by Ukraine’s Grand Kyiv Ballet, the wondrous, wintry tale is set to the music of Edvard Grieg, Jules Massenet, Mozart and Vivaldi. It features cherished characters like Kai, the Snowman, Gerda and, of course, the fierce Snow Queen, all dancing in time in front of a beautiful set. Experience the touching tale of family, love and holiday joy performed by the company’s impressive soloists and principal dancers.
— MADISON PEARSON
The Snow Queen • Fri, Dec. 13 at 7 pm • $40-$90 •First Interstate Center for the Arts • 334 W. Spokane Falls Blvd. • firstinterstatecenter.org
FILM MERRY MAGIC
The first time I watched The Polar Express I was dumbfounded by the main character’s wavering belief in Santa. I was probably 6 or 7 years old, so the idea that any other kids — even those who are animated and fictional — needed to travel all the way to the North Pole to prove Santa’s existence was confusing. But as I watched the movie again and again over its 20-year existence, I began to realize that magical adventure was vital. It revives the winter wonder that is Christmas, not just for the characters, but for the children (and adults) who watch the movie year after year. In celebration of the film’s 20th anniversary, the Garland Theater hosts a showing that’s also sensory relaxed, meaning the auditorium lights will be a bit brighter and the sound is softer.
— COLTON RASANEN
The Polar Express 20th Anniversary • Sat, Dec. 14 at 11:30 am • $5 • Garland Theater • 924 W. Garland Ave. • garlandtheater.org
I SAW YOU
AT GEG Bill on the Hill. Saw you, solo-ing, recently. Heard it’s a little bumpy up there. A lot. Hit me up to catch me up. Ran into your Ex., your XXX, and your former. Not a peep. Winter Blues, now? You know my vector.
LOST YOUR BLUETOOTH HEADSET Given the hood I can imagine that you have to have your head on a swivel at all times where I found the item of subject, not necessarily a Rolex kind of keeper, but it is unique enough for me to get a feeling it has value beyond that of mere man.
FORGOTTEN NOODLES I ran to bring you your leftovers that you had forgotten at the noodle restaurant. But the thing I forgot was to ask for your number — your blonde hair and easy smile had me distracted for my whole meal! Want to go there together sometime? cdedwards1993@gmail.com
JIMI HENDRIX EXPERIENCE You sold me your wife’s ticket to the show! Incredible seat — didn’t get a chance to pay you for it. I gave you my number but didn’t get yours. I believe your name was Marty. Would love to settle up. It was a great show, and I really needed that infusion of life music.
HOLIDAY HUNK I first spotted you sipping on a martini at the new bar in the Davenport. Later, our eyes met while walking around looking at the Christmas trees upstairs. You have a beard, dark hair and mesmerizing brown eyes. You also had a slight limp… perhaps from being tired from running through my mind? I was the blonde with a
maroon sweater and eyes only for you. Meet me at the bar same time next week?
WALMART ON SPRAGUE 12/8 1 PM I saw you putting your cart away while I was driving through the parking lot. When you turned around to return to your car, I smiled at you. You smiled back in more of a reciprocal gesture, but when I looked in the rearview mirror you were cheesing pretty hard. I find you really attractive, so if you’re single and can describe more details from our run-in, get back to me!
CHEERS
WITH YOU Plymouth Congregational Church: WE STAND WITH YOU!!....With Israel! As stated, here, previously, Palestine is responsible for their own freedom. When they STOP teaching their children to hate, they can start knowing peace. ONLY then. Keep standing P.C.C. We are with you, always. Let’s never forget who started this horrific fight. Hamas.
RE: RE: WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE US TO DO? (Regarding the unhoused in downtown Spokane). Thank you for responding to my question about how the individual citizen of Spokane can help you. I definitely see all of you as my fellow human and I care deeply for you. I am looking for a more detailed description of what you want me to do for you in your predicament. Am I supposed to hand out money to you, invite you into my home to live with me, give you a car, take you out for meals or what specifically?
WESTWOOD NATURAL AREA I want to thank our city council and I want to thank this community for showing up for conservation. I have seen a large group of people organize in a short amount of time and show up for this fight. I also appreciate the people who have known and who have been fighting this for a while now. The activists, conservationists and community members who are fighting to preserve this natural space for public recreation have not been dissuaded by slick speeches or attempts to use our housing crisis against us. This isn’t the type of housing that will help the poor or working class in Spokane. These will be $500,000 units on the edge of town. Away from services, hospitals, jobs, schools, bus routes etc. If you’re reading this please look at friendsofwestwood.org.
HOLIDAY ARTIST STUDIO TOUR Cheers to the MAC for a great Holiday Artist Studio
tour. It was well organized and fun. We really enjoyed meeting the artists, seeing where they create such beautiful work, and learning a little about the process. Patsy Clark’s Mansion was the perfect spot to end the day.
conversation about funding C.O.P.S. I have no problem funding some of these programs, but I think some reconstruction could help, especially with some of the senior security personnel (especially the
and stream something age-appropriate. Because dragging your overtired infant to a late-night movie is a bad decision. For everyone. Signed, Someone who actually wanted to hear the dialogue.
Thank you all who helped in this event.
WHAT’S HOMELESS POPULATION WANT US TO DO? House them. SROs (single room occupancies) are a great model for rehousing. Here I’d suggest private bathrooms. You could share a kitchen with 10 or 12, I would imagine. As 75% are from the Inland Empire, counseling individually about adjusting to sharing a room would help a lot. We haven’t had to share a bedroom up this way before. By housing a person you create a choice for them to “earn trust” or damage property and suffer consequences. Homelessness, a disability like any other, requires supplementary assistance.
JEERS
WHEN THE ROADS ARE SLICK THIS WINTER and you’re wondering where the plows are, call Lisa Brown and Street Department Director Clint Harris who have elected to not send plow crews out or send limited crews out to de-ice or sand the roads. They don’t actually want to make the roads safe, they just want you to think they’ve tried. Crews have often wondered why they’re not out working slick roads when needed. It’s time to let experience navigate our city departments.
GET A CLUE AND GET SOME MANNERS
What is wrong with people? A loved one with health issues has several times recently had people say something to him that is so insulting. Today it was a stranger in the Valley mall who said she’d rather hear Arlo Guthrie than Christmas music and quipped, “I knew by your age that you’d know who he was.” Another had said “You’re about 70, right?” NO, he’s not! Already he feels bad enough for what he’s dealing with. Way to ruin someone’s day/week/month. How rude!
C.O.P.S ? Hearing the continuing
ones from the pilot program). I think some of them need to be evaluated. I have an issue with funding these, without holding them responsible for their actions of being disrespectful, rude, and targeting residents. I don’t agree with giving these funds to continue this treatment to residents.
SOCIAL SECURITY INCREASE FOR 2025
Just received notice of my increase, which amounted to $12 with an increase of $10 for Medicare. So I have $2 extra to spend each month. Which won’t buy a pound of hamburger at $9 or a can of Progresso soup at $4.49...I guess our politicians continue to eat mice. From the looks of most of them I think they need to consider weight watchers. I’ll continue to eat one meal a day and drink lots of water. Merry Christmas.
UNBEARABLE Since April, Bear Lake county park off HWY 2 has been closed to the public for renovations. Based on the renderings, these improvements look really nice. But what’s taking so long? The signage says the park is to be closed until Nov. 1. How about an update, Spokane County?
THE COUPLE WITH THE BABY at the 9:30 pm Interstellar showing on Dec. 6, Row C. What are you doing? Seriously, who wakes up one day and thinks, “You know what little Timmy needs? A 3-hour sci-fi epic at earsplitting volume... at bedtime!” Newsflash: babies don’t love Christopher Nolan films. They’re not sitting there going, “Wow, the wormhole visuals are stunning!” No, they’re screaming because it’s too loud, too bright, and — oh yeah — they’re babies! And let’s talk about us, the audience. We’re here for a mind-bending journey through space and time, not a front-row seat to Baby’s First Meltdown. It’s like bringing a chainsaw to a library — it just doesn’t fit! Did you think the crying would just blend into the Hans Zimmer score? Spoiler: It didn’t. Next time, maybe consider a sitter. Or stay home
WHAT’S A “SPECTRUM DISORDER”? A “Spectrum Disorder” is a diagnosis that includes a range of conditions that are linked or share similar traits, or are thought to be caused by the same underlying mechanism. The spectrum may represent a range of severity, from relatively mild to relatively severe. Autism is not the only spectrum disorder. Stop saying “On the spectrum” when you don’t understand what’s wrong with you and go see a professional to get specific details about your condition. There’s a narcissistic spectrum, a schizophrenic spectrum, personality disorder spectrums, etc. For example, the empathy quotient spectrum shows your level of psychopathy. “On the spectrum” is a vague, catch-all term for people who don’t know what’s going on with their mental health. That’s a neurotypical slang term many of us find derogatory when people use it because there’s many spectrums in psychology that aren’t related to autism. n
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EVENTS | CALENDAR
BENEFIT
CHRISTMAS TREE ELEGANCE The annual raffle of 15 custom-decorated trees supports the Spokane Symphony, through the Spokane Symphony Associates, and includes trees on display at River Park Square as well as the Historic Davenport Hotel. Raffle tickets are $1 each. Through Dec. 15, 10 am-9 pm. spokanesymphonyassoc.org
THE EMPEROR’S TURNABOUT Local drag performers assist in dressing community members into drag. Proceeds benefit Spokane AIDS Network, Spokane Pride and more. Email for more information about being dressed in drag. Dec. 14, 6-8 pm. $10. nYne Bar & Bistro, 232 W. Sprague Ave. spokanepride.org
AUDUBON BIRDS & BREWS The event starts with a short bird walk around the farm, then no-host refreshments and a bird trivia game with prizes. Dec. 15, 2-5 pm. Free. Wildland Cooperative, 8022 E. Green Bluff Rd. audubonspokane.org
COMEDY
DUSTIN NICKERSON Nickerson has appeared on the Late Late Show, Comedy Central and has his own comedy special. Dec. 12, 7 pm, Dec. 13-14, 6 & 8:45 pm. $25-$35. Spokane Comedy Club, 315 W. Sprague. spokanecomedyclub.com
STEVE RANNASSZI Rannazzsi is an actor and comedian best known for his role in the FX comedy series The League. Dec. 19-21; Thu-Sat at pm, Fri-Sat at 9:45 pm. Spokane Comedy Club, 315 W. Sprague. spokanecomedyclub.com
OPENLY MIC: A QUEER COMEDY OPEN
MIC Stand-up comedy open mic with a queer sensibility. First, third and fifth Wednesday of each month at 7 pm. Sign ups at 6 pm. Free. The Q Lounge, 228 W. Sprague Ave. instagram.com/openlymic
COMMUNITY
HOSPICE OF SPOKANE COMMUNITY
MEMORIAL TREE Decorate a paper dove in memory of a loved one and hang it on the tree. Through Dec. 15. Free. River Park Square, 808 W. Main Ave. hospiceofspokane.org (509-456-0438)
BRRRZAAR An all-local art market with booths full of locally handmade curated gifts, art and more. Dec. 14, 10 am-8 pm. Free. River Park Square, 808 W. Main Ave. terrainspokane.com (509-624-3945)
ELVES WORKSHOP Make cards and other winter crafts at this annual holiday event. Dec. 14, 1-5 pm. Free. Spark Central, 1214 W. Summit. spark-central.org
MANITO PARK HOLIDAY LIGHTS A walk-through only tour of light displays, this year in Duncan Gardens. Dec. 14-22, daily from 4:30-8:30 pm. Free. Manito Park, 1800 S. Grand Blvd. thefriendsofmanito.org (509-456-8038)
NORTH IDAHO COWBOY CHRISTMAS
A market featuring vendors of westernthemed goods. Dec. 14-15; Sat from 10 am-7 pm, Sun from 10 am-4 pm. Kootenai County Fairgrounds, 4056 N. Government Way. kcfairgrounds.com
SANDPOINT SANTACON Dress as Santa, mingle and spread holiday cheer by raising money for NAM Far North. Dec. 14, 2 pm-midnight. $10. Matchwood Brewing Co., 513 Oak St. matchwoodbrewing. com/santacon (208-718-2739)
WHEATLAND BANK FREE HORSE & CARRIAGE RIDES An 8-10-minute loop
through Riverfront Park and downtown Spokane. Tips accepted. Sat-Sun from noon-5 pm through Dec. 22. Free. Riverfront Park, 507 N. Howard St. downtownspokane.org (509-625-6600)
CAMPBELL HOUSE HOLIDAYS Explore the historic Campbell House at your own pace, enjoy the Christmas decor and interact with the family and staff in a living history experience. Also includes a scavenger hunt and more. Dec. 19-22, 12-4 pm. $8-$12. Northwest Museum of Arts & Culture, 2316 W. First Ave. northwestmuseum.org
FILM
THE POLAR EXPRESS 20TH ANNIVER-
SARY A sensory relaxed screening. A young boy skeptical of Santa Claus accepts an invitation to climb on board the Polar Express to Santa’s headquarters where he makes fast friends and learns a lesson about the true spirit of Christmas. Dec. 14, 11:30 am. $5. Garland Theater, 924 W. Garland Ave. garlandtheater.org
CINEMA CLASSICS: WHITE CHRISTMAS
A successful song-and-dance team become romantically involved with a sister act and team up to save the failing Vermont inn of their former commanding general. Dec. 15, 7 pm. $5-$8. The Kenworthy, 508 S. Main St. kenworthy.org
GOD’S AWAY ON BUSINESS: THE MUSIC OF TOM WAITS A special screening of a local documentary film about a raucous Tom Waits tribute show featuring jazz and opera singer Madeline McNeill. Dec. 16, 7-8:30 pm. $20. Magic Lantern Theatre, 25 W. Main Ave. magiclanternonmain.com (503-899-6153)
FESTIVE FLICKS: DIE HARD A New York City police officer tries to save his estranged wife and several others taken hostage by terrorists during a Christmas party at the Nakatomi Plaza in Los Angeles. Dec. 17, 7-9 pm. $8. The Kenworthy, 508 S. Main St. kenworthy.org
ELF Raised as an oversized elf, Buddy travels from the North Pole to New York City to meet his biological father, Walter Hobbs, who doesn’t know he exists and is in need of some Christmas spirit. Dec. 20, 7-9 pm. Free. The Kenworthy, 508 S. Main St. kenworthy.org (208-882-4127)
FOOD & DRINK
MIRACLE A Christmas-themed pop-up cocktail bar serving themed cocktails and featuring kitschy decor. Daily from 3 pm-2 am through Dec. 31. Volstead Act, 12 N. Post St. volsteadactspokane.com
OLD WORLD VS NEW WORLD DOUBLE BLIND TASTING A double blind tasting comparing old world and new world wines curated by the Arbor Crest team. Dec. 12, 6-8 pm. $50-$60. Arbor Crest Wine Cellars, 4705 N. Fruit Hill Rd. arborcrest.com (509-927-9463)
THE WANDERING TABLE This nomadic restaurant travels around the Pacific Northwest serving a 12-course dinner featuring local, seasonal products and producers paired with wine and cocktails. Dec. 13, 6 pm. $81-$134. Baba, 1242 W. Summit Pkwy. facebook.com/TheWanderingTable
WINTER TEA TASTING & BAZAAR Taste winter teas, eat treats prepared by Feast World Kitchen and Boots Bakery, see multicultural performances and shop local immigrant and refugee vendors. Dec.
14, 10 am-2 pm. Free. Martin Luther King Jr. Community Center, 500 S. Stone St. mhspokane.org (509-309-8404)
LUMBERBEARD WINTER MARKET Grab a beer and shop from a group of curated local vendors. Dec. 15, 11:30 am-3 pm. Free. Lumberbeard Brewing, 25 E. Third Ave. lumberbeardbrewing.com
CHRISTMAS TAMALES COOKING CLASS Learn how to make chicken and green chile tamales from scratch. Each guest brings home six tamales. Dec. 20, 5:30 pm. $80. Wanderlust Delicato, 421 W. Main Ave.. wanderlustdelicato.com
MUSIC
TRAVOLTA CHRISTMAS SHOW: THE SOUND OF CHRISTMAS Starring the Shotwell Family and produced by Ellen Travolta, this show promises a magical blend of music, storytelling and cherished local traditions. Thu-Sun from 7:309:30 pm through Dec. 22. $35. The Coeur d’Alene Resort, 115 S. Second. cdaresort. com/travolta-christmas-show
CHRISTMAS WITH THE CELTS Irish Americana rootsy originals and tight vocal harmonies with traditional Irish instrumentals. Dec. 13, 8 pm. The Fox Theater, 1001 W. Sprague Ave. foxtheaterspokane.org (509-624-1200)
CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS A holidaythemed symphony concert featuring Christmas and winter music. Dec. 14, 6:30 pm. $15-$35. Schuler Performing Arts Center, 880 W. Garden Ave. cdasymphony.org (208-769-7780)
CORAZON: MUSIC OF LATIN AMERICA
John Henry Crawford and pianist Victor Asuncion play the sounds of Latin American composers with Zuill Bailey. Dec. 14, 3-5 pm. $55. Northern Pacific Depot Railroad Museum, 219 Sixth. nwbachfest.com
SPOKANE JAZZ ORCHESTRA: THE CHRISTMAS MUSIC OF RAY CHARLES Holiday music of the great Ray Charles along with featured performer LaShund Lambert. Dec. 14, 7:30 pm. $32-$42. Bing Crosby Theater, 901 W. Sprague Ave. bingcrosbytheater.com (509-227-7404)
VISIONS OF CHRISTMAS: A CELEBRATION OF LIGHT AND MUSIC This annual holiday concert is headlined by Donnie and Nancy Emerson performing Dreamin’ Christmas and holiday classics. The concert also features Holy Names faculty performing songs like “Carol of the Bells “and “O Holy Night.” Dec. 15, 2-3:30 pm. $50. Holy Names Music Center, 3910 W. Custer Dr. hnmc.org (509-326-9516)
CANDLELIGHT: CHRISTMAS CAROLS ON STRINGS The Listeso String Quartet performs a slate of holiday songs while surrounded by hundreds of candles. Dec. 19, 6:30 & 8:30 pm. $53-$69. Riverside Place, 1108 W. Riverside Ave. feverup.com
SPORTS & OUTDOORS
DJ NIGHT ON THE ICE Skate with music, lights, contests and more. Every Friday at 6 pm through Jan. 24. $7-$10. Numerica Skate Ribbon, 720 W. Spokane Falls Blvd. riverfrontspokane.com (509-625-6600)
RELENTLESS WRESTLING 32: PAYING IT FORWARD This show doubles as a fundraiser for the family of a member of the Relentless community who recently passed. Dec. 14, 7 pm. $30-$55. Players & Spectators, 12828 E. Sprague Ave. brownpapertickets.com/event/6488159
SNOWSHOE MOONLIGHT TOUR A guided snowshoe tour around Mount Spokane at night. Meet at Yoke’s in Mead (14202 N. Market St.) Pre-registration required. Ages 16+. Dec. 14, 6-9:30 pm. $39.00. Mt. Spokane State Park, 26107 N. Mt. Spokane Park Dr. my.spokanecity.org
SPOKANE CHIEFS VS. PRINCE GEORGE COUGARS Regular season game. Promo: Coors Light Seattle Kraken Trip Giveaway. Dec. 14, 6:05 pm. $12-$40. Spokane Arena, 720 W. Mallon. spokanechiefs.com
STOCKING STUFFER 5K A 5k race beginning at Coney Island Park. Kids run free with a donation to the Medical Lake Food Bank. Dec. 14, 1 pm. $10. Medical Lake. medicallake.org
THEATER & DANCE
THE BEST CHRISTMAS PAGEANT EVER
A couple struggling to put on a church Christmas pageant is faced with casting the Herdman kids. Dec. 6-15; Thu-Sat at 7 pm, Sat-Sun at 2 pm. $13-$15. TAC at the Lake, 22910 E. Appleway Ave., Liberty Lake. tacatthelake.com
HARRY POTTER & THE CURSED CHILD
Nineteen years after Harry, Ron and Hermione saved the Wizarding World, they’re back on a new adventure, this time joined by a brave new generation that’s just arrived at Hogwarts. Ages 8+. Thu-Sat at 7 pm through Dec. 15. $10-$12. North Central High School, 1600 N. Howard St. spokaneschools.org
MIRACLE ON 34TH STREET When a department store Santa claims he’s the real Kris Kringle, his case gets taken all the way to the Supreme Court and a little girl’s belief makes the difference. Thu-Sat at 7:30 pm, Sun at 2 pm through Dec. 22. $27-$30. Lake City Playhouse, 1320 E. Garden Ave. lakecityplayhouse.org
NEED A LITTLE CHRISTMAS A Radio City Music Hall-inspired show featuring a kickline, a salute to the USO, live nativity scene and more. Fri-Sat at 7 pm, Sat-Sun at 3 pm through Dec. 22. $29-$42. Kroc Center, 1765 W. Golf Course Rd. needalittlechristmas.com
THE NUTCRACKER Allegro Dance Studio’s third annual performance of the Nutcracker with live music by Selkirk Bass. Dec. 13-15; Fri-Sat at 7 pm, Sat-Sun at 2 pm. $35-$40. Panida Theater, 300 N. First Ave. panida.org
SNOW QUEEN BALLET Grand Kyiv Ballet’s new Christmas ballet is based on the world-famous fairy tale by Hans Christian Andersen. Dec. 13, 7-9 pm. $40-$90. First Interstate Center for the Arts, 334 W. Spokane Falls Blvd. firstinterstatecenter.org
CAMPANA SOBRE CAMPANA CHRISTMAS Celebrate the holiday season with Mariachi Garibaldi de Jaime Cuéllar and Ballet Folklórico del Rio Grande. Dec. 14, 7 pm and Dec. 15, 2 & 7 pm. $18-$52. Myrtle Woldson Performing Arts Center, 211 E. Desmet Ave. gonzaga.edu/dance
MICHAEL CARBONARO An illusionist who thrills audiences with magic and other acts. Dec. 19, 7:30 pm. $39. Northern Quest Resort & Casino, 100 N. Hayford Rd. northernquest.com
VISUAL ARTS
ADAM BLALOCK Local Spokane artist Adam Blalock’s preferred subject matter is landscapes. Daily from 11 am-7 pm through Dec. 28. Free. Liberty Building,
203 N. Washington St. spokanelibertybuilding.com (509-327-6920)
CUP OF JOY Local and regional ceramic artists create mugs to sell. Wed-Fri from 11 am-5 pm through Jan. 11. Free admission. Trackside Studio, 115 S. Adams St. tracksidestudio.net (509-863-9904)
FIGURES A group art show featuring Janelle Cordero, Brian Deemy, Aurelia Nova, Jake Gillespie and Scott Gyllstrom. Thu-Sat from 4-7 pm through Dec. 28. Free. Terrain Gallery, 628 N. Monroe St. terrainspokane.com
JOE FEDDERSEN: EARTH, WATER, SKY
This exhibition showcases the breadth of Joe Feddersen’s 40-year career, including printmaking, glass, weaving and ceramics through over 100 works. Tue-Sun from 10 am-5 pm through Jan. 5. $8-$12. Northwest Museum of Arts & Culture, 2316 W. First Ave. northwestmuseum.org
NEW MOON SMALL WORKS SHOW Includes small works by members and guest artists. Wed-Sat from 11 am-5 pm through Dec. 28. Free. New Moon Art Gallery, 1326 E. Sprague Ave. manicmoonandmore.com (509-413-9101)
EMERGE MINIS SHOW Small artworks by regional artists. Dec. 13-Jan. 4, Tue-Sat from 10 am-6 pm. Free. Emerge, 119 N. Second. emergecda.com
A WICKEDLY FUN PAINT PARTY Create a Wicked-themed painting while enjoying drink specials. Pink and green attire encouraged. Dec. 14, 3-5 pm. $41. Pinot’s Palette, 319 W. Sprague Ave. pinotspalette.com (509-613-7484)
FUN FELTED CHRISTMAS STOCKINGS Learn to work with wool and design a unique stocking complete with decorative embellishments. Ages 18+. Dec. 18, 6-9 pm. $50. Gizmo-CDA, 283 N. Hubbard Ave. Suite 102. gizmo-cda.org
OPEN ART NIGHT Bring your own materials and grab a chair for creative time with a side of friendly chatting with fellow creatives. Every first and third Wednesday of the month from 6-9 pm. Free. Lunarium, 1925 N. Monroe St. facebook.com/Lunarium.Spokane
WORDS
WRITE TOGETHER Bring a project you’re working on and join in a community writing session with novelist and Writing Education Specialist Sharma Shields. Dec. 13, 10 am-noon. Free. Shadle Library, 2111 W. Wellesley Ave. spokanelibrary.org
FORAY FOR THE ARTS END OF THE YEAR PERFORMANCE MARATHON A marathon of performances across mediums featuring Karen Mobley, TS Loveless, Taylor Waring, Jeremy TeGrotenhuis and more. Dec. 15, 3-6 pm. Free. The Grain Shed - Cedar Tap House, 111 S. Cedar St. instagram.com/foray4thearts
JAN BRETT: ALICE IN A WINTER WONDERLAND Legendary picture book author and illustrator Jan Brett launches her new book Alice in a Winter Wonderland with a book signing event. Dec. 15, 10-11 am. Free; $20 for book signing. Central Library, 906 W. Main. spokanelibrary.org BROKEN MIC A weekly open mic reading series. Wednesdays at 6:30 pm; sign-ups at 6 pm. 6:30 pm. Free. Neato Burrito, 827 W. First Ave. bit.ly/2ZAbugD CREATIVE WRITING CLUB Stretch your writing skills with fun prompts, character creation, world building and more. Wednesdays from 3:30-4:30 pm. Ages 8-12. Free. Moscow Public Library, 110 S. Jefferson St. latahlibrary.org n
2024 Your top cannabis news of
REVIEW
Year in Review
Three of 2024’s biggest developments for cannabis
BY WILL MAUPIN
For music lovers, the annual release of Spotify Wrapped is a perfect excuse to get nostalgic and take a look back at the year that was, even if it’s not quite over just yet. Who says we can’t do the same when it comes to cannabis? Here are three of the most consequential developments from the world of cannabis over the past 365 days.
RESCHEDULING MOVES FORWARD
Speculation has been swirling around the prospect of rescheduling cannabis from Schedule I of the Controlled Substances Act since late 2022, when the Biden administration announced it would look into making such a move.
This spring, the Drug Enforcement Administration announced that it would move forward with the proposal and drop cannabis to the less restrictive Schedule III.
Such a move would not outright legalize cannabis at the federal level, but it would effectively decriminalize it.
Progress has been slow, but the agency did have its first hearing on the issue earlier this month, and a second hearing is set for January.
CANNABIS IS BIG MONEY
Industry retail and analytics firm Flowhub estimates that cannabis will pump more than $115 billion into the United States economy during 2024, an increase of nearly $15 billion over 2023.
This increase comes despite numbers from Washington showing a plateau in the economic impact from cannabis in the state. Washington’s legal marketplace turned 10 this year, and the leveling out of the state’s numbers suggests the marketplace has reached its mature size.
Elsewhere however, other states have opened or expanded their legal markets, which has pushed 2024 to the highest economic impact from cannabis on record.
MORE TO COME
While President-elect Donald Trump’s cannabis policy prefers to leave the issue up to the states, he’s not yet in charge and the Biden administration has taken a broader, federal approach to cannabis reform.
Democratic lawmakers have increased the pressure on Biden in the weeks since the election to take more action before leaving office. In late November, 14 notable Democratic members of Congress sent a letter to Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris urging them to push reform forward during the final weeks of their administration.
That pressure seems to be working. At a briefing last Friday, White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre noted that more pardons were in the works, and she specifically mentioned cannabis. n
BE AWARE: Marijuana is legal for adults 21 and older under Washington State law (e.g., RCW 69.50, RCW 69.51A, HB0001 Initiative 502 and Senate Bill 5052). State law does not preempt federal law; possessing, using, distributing and selling marijuana remains illegal under federal law. In Washington state, consuming marijuana in public, driving while under the influence of marijuana and transporting marijuana across state lines are all illegal. Marijuana has intoxicating effects; there may be health risks associated with its consumption, and it may be habit-forming. It can also impair concentration, coordination and judgment. Do not operate a vehicle or machinery under the influence of this drug. Keep out of reach of children. For more information, consult the Washington State Liquor and Cannabis Board at www.liq.wa.gov.
NOTE TO READERS
Be aware of the differences in the law between Idaho and Washington. It is illegal to possess, sell or transport cannabis in the State of Idaho. Possessing up to an ounce is a misdemeanor and can get you a year in jail and up to a $1,000 fine; more than three ounces is a felony that can carry a fiveyear sentence and fine of up to $10,000. Transporting marijuana across state lines, like from Washington into Idaho, is a felony under federal law.
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