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President Obama needs to articulate a more comprehensive education ideal, and not just preach math and science exclusively BY ROBERT HEROLD

s I listened to the President’s speech on employment statistics. economic policy at Knox College last But the thing is, when week, I was struck not so much by what we boil down your he said — although he certainly did more than admonitions, what we ever before, naming names and throwing down see made so clear is that some markers, even coming close a couple of what you promote as times to an actual gauntlet — but rather what he good education amounts didn’t say. Once again, for the umpteenth time, to little more than techhe talked about education in terms of jobs, and nical job training; not not all jobs, “good paying jobs,” which is his way thought and not theoof saying that we need to educate more techies. retical science, nor even And once again, he said nothing at all about research. Your aren’t education viewed more generally. talking about jobs at the cutting edge; rather, you I’d offer the following advice: are urging that schools work to turn out techni“Dear Mr. President: As I listened to your cally trained assembly-line workers. (The kind of speech about the economic health of the country, training that, in the old days, was more efficiently I was dismayed to hear, once again, you reduce done on-site through apprentice programs.) education to math, science and technology, or “You don’t grant even a marginal importance ‘MS&T.’ to the study of the humanities, the arts and “By doing this, you seem be arguing against your own experience and your own education. Beginning with your famous speech at the 2004 Democratic social sciences — nothing, not even a balanced National Convention, you have discussed the approach. As a result of your policies and even broad questions of public interest through lines more important, your rhetoric, schools have cut of thought which drive through the humanities — back and devalued literature, music and the other history, literature, social sciences, religion and the arts, all the social sciences, and even civics, which arts. When you speak of the American Dream or at one time was thought to be essential to an the Depression or World War II or race relations informed electorate.” or urban problems or even budget priorities, you don’t turn to math, science and technology; bama doesn’t seem to grasp that that rather, you borrow from history, literature, social education — all education — influences, thought and, yes, your personal story. Let me even defines, ways of thinking. The put it to you this way: Were you to have had the kind of education Obama urges produced body education that you urge for everyone else, you counters in Vietnam; it produces traffic engiwouldn’t have been able to have written even neers who “have messed up more cities this speech on the economic health than any other profession other than of the country; for sure, not your maybe lawyers” (this line isn’t mine, it now-famous 2004 speech before the Send comments to was delivered at a 1998 EWU summer Democratic National Convention; editor@inlander.com. symposium by a recovering nationnor the extraordinary speech you ally recognized traffic engineer named delivered in response to Jeremiah Walter Kulash). Wright’s harangue; nor the eloquent So, Mr. President, the next time you address and poignant thoughts you recently expressed education, I do hope you will continue to urge regarding the killing of Trayvon Martin. more competency in math, science and technolo“Over the past five years, we have not heard gy, but please add this: “We must look also to all much about citizenship, morality, decency, goodthat we share in common — our humanity, which ness, responsibility, perspective nor aesthetics. we express through our common stories; our And what’s even more surprising to me, you felicitous transactions, through our families; our fail to associate what we term the ‘humanities’ music, our art, our traditions, through our life, even with your usual theme, employment, as if shared both in the commons and in the privacy somehow, the ability to write, to think, to express of our homes. Thus, we need a literate public, and to communicate are not as important to the a citizenry that has been liberally educated — to workforce as the skill to calculate. think, to express, to love, to question and to “Just jobs — understandably for you these wonder.” n past five years, jobs have been primarily about

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ack in the summer of 2010, my brother Jer and I had already been looking for some time at buildings to buy as a permanent home for the Inlander. We’d been renting in the Civic Building for nearly a decade, and my office looked out on what would become Kendall Yards. Developers came with big plans for the huge site overlooking downtown, they moved some dirt around and faded away. Then Greenstone stepped in, and things started happening. I had always liked the fact that Greenstone CEO Jim Frank was a bit of a rebel developer — he builds old-fashioned, livable amenities like sidewalks and front porches. Our business runs on the power of picking up the phone, so one day I just called Jim and asked what the chances were for the Inlander to build a new HQ out in that big pile of dirt I had been staring at for so long. That was three years ago this month; this week, we’re dedicating our new headquarters overlooking the Spokane River and the city we love. So many people were indispensable in all this — of course Jim Frank and his son Joe, who is part of the next generation of leadership at Greenstone. Our architect, Chris Olson of Nystrom+Olson, designed a fresh, modern building that reflects the Inlander vibe. Nissa Gibbs at Sterling Bank answered an obscene number of questions as we took the plunge into building ownership. Our dear friend Jim Cortner of Cortner Architectural gave us invaluable, independent advice as the building was going up. And Kilgore Construction’s Jason Lathrop and Jad Kilgore kept us on track all the way through. Our new home also represents a turning point for our company. We’ll celebrate 20 years of publishing this fall, and ever since 1993 we’ve been proving that a free, lively weekly that offers real journalism and stays focused on the local community can buck industry trends. We tell stories, but we have a pretty good one, too — unlike so many in our industry, we continue to add readers, pages and new media ventures. And now we’re investing directly in the future of Spokane, via a new neighborhood that has the potential, along with so many other exciting local initiatives, to put Spokane on the map as a city on the rise. So here’s offering our deepest thanks to all the friends who helped us, from the builders and subcontractors, to our amazing Inlander staff, to our clients, and of course to our readers. Thanks to you all, the Inlander is on solid footing, literally cemented into the skyline as a permanent, vital feature of the Inland Northwest. n

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How do you think Spokane should prioritize revitalization efforts? Heidi Spevacek-Rand: I avoid downtown at all costs, because of parking. Can’t window shop for free. Would be attractive to me if I didn’t always have to watch the time and distance to continue to plug meters.

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rarely do they manage to prevent crime, while those Spokane is recovering from one of the worst economic things which do have a demonstrable effect on crime recessions in our recent history, and now two groups, reduction — jobs, after-school recreation, drug treatEnvision Spokane and Spokane Moves to Amend ment, affordable housing, social services, etc. — are the Constitution (SMAC), are proposing local ballot given short shrift or left out of the conversation entirely. initiatives that will have a chilling effect not just on But public safety is much more than just crime businesses of all sizes, but on anyone considering our reduction. It is the quality of the food we eat, the water community as a place to move or to grow. we drink, the air we breathe, the medical care we can Entrepreneurs have made the Perry District, afford and even the wages we can earn — much of Browne’s Addition and the Garland District more which require expensive legal effort to secure. For vibrant, attractive and safe. Envision’s “Community Bill example, we are required to go to court at our own of Rights” could make it nearly impossible for similar expense to get the EPA to enforce its projects by requiring entrepreneurs or even own clean air and water standards. Ditto established developers to seek permission with protection from fracking, coal trains, from each neighborhood resident before Send comments to moving forward with their plans. That editor@inlander.com. tainted foods, dangerous products and exploitive businesses. makes no sense and won’t improve property While often less visible or dramatic, values over the long term or our overall loss, injury or death from environmentally caused quality of life. cancer or other afflictions is likely to be at least as trauIt’s important to keep in mind that business and matic and calamitous as anything suffered from street residential development are already subject to extencrime. May we, therefore, have a serious discussion sive citizen comment and public review. about genuine public safety? That’s why I support the move by the Spokane County Commission and community leaders to seek a Michael Poulin judge’s ruling on whether either of these proposals is Spokane, Wash. even legal. We want to support our economy, not put illegal roadblocks in the way.

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Much of the debate in local politics this fall will be about public safety and taxes. The most prominent public safety issue often boils down to fear of crime, for which the most frequent answer is more cops. The cost for one cop is something in the neighborhood of $80,000 per year. Do more cops equal less crime and/or more safety? Cops are, by and large, reactive. They are geared to investigate and arrest after a crime is committed. Only

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I think the article “Falling Down” (7/4/13) was spot on! There is a building in the Cannon Hill area that is, we hope, on the tear-down list — just a major eyesore. The city needs to come up with those funds to get rid of these bad buildings. The budget cuts have to stop within the city to deal with these problems. The conservatives on the council need to focus on issues that would make our city a better place to live. All of the citizens should encourage the council to stop with the budget cuts and make the city a better place to live for all. T.J. Courtney Spokane, Wash.

Carol Baer: Make the sidewalks safe. I don’t even go downtown anymore when I’m alone because of the kids and gangs. Eric B. Larson: Something must be done with the Ridpath. At this point I wouldn’t be sad to see it go. It brings down that entire area. Steve Faust: We can see the value in making neighborhood business districts friendly to pedestrians and bicyclists in the example of South Perry. The private investments that came after traffic on Perry Street was “calmed,” and street trees and lighting were added, is incredible. We need to do more of that in other parts of town. Laurel Henderson: Create zoning regulations that reuse existing buildings or rebuild on previously occupied lots to reduce sprawl. Diane Curtiss: The Plaza has destroyed downtown. Creates a dirty element and takes up a city block. Area wasn’t like that before they built that monstrosity. Put affordable yet classy shopping downtown. I’ve worked down there for 20 years and am saddened. Monique Belair-Kovalenko: All city centers are going to have transients and street kids. Unfortunately our downtown is so small it’s difficult to avoid them if that’s what you want. … I’ve heard murmurings of moving the Plaza so it isn’t smack dab in the middle of downtown — that seems like a viable option to me if there are other possible locations available. Carolyn Knott: Remove the panhandlers, clean up the streets and do something with all the vacant storefronts. Who wants to go to dinner or shop there with that atmosphere? n

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He Just Can’t Stop by andy borowitz

ew York City mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner stirred controversy last week by continuing to send dirty texts throughout a press conference devoted to apologizing for his behavior. Weiner was halfway through his apology when reporters noticed him remove a phone from his pocket and aim its camera lens unmistakably in the direction of his pants. After seeing the candidate snap a photo of his pants region and then send a text, reporters bombarded Weiner with questions, asking him if he had, in fact, just sexted. “Yes, I did, but I swear this was the last time,” he said. Weiner then concluded his press conference by removing his shirt and snapping a quick shot of his naked torso. According to the latest New York City poll, Weiner still has a commanding lead among voters

who describe themselves as pervs. Elsewhere, just moments after approving a new law legalizing gay marriage in England and Wales, Queen Elizabeth II of Britain unleashed a blistering attack on New Jersey Governor Chris Christie for “lacking the guts” to do the same. The British monarch’s brutal evisceration of Gov. Christie stunned observers, who did not know that she was such a close follower of his gay-marriage stance. “I don’t like to badmouth people,” she said. “But I’m the head of a monarchy that began in the ninth century, and I’m apparently more modern than Chris Christie.” n For more fake news from Andy Borowitz, visit borowitzreport.com.

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top the moochers!” shouted a flock of GOP budget whackers in the U.S. House recently, as they literally ripped all food stamp funding out of the farm bill. They say they’re shocked that use of this program has jumped so dramatically in recent years. Crying that “those” people are costing us money, the House whacked the budget for getting food to the poor. Well, yes, food stamp use is up, but — hello, clueless Congress critters — so is the need. Long-term joblessness and falling wages are sucking more of your constituents out of the middle class down into the vortex of poverty. It’s disgraceful for you well-paid lawmakers to gut a poverty program that’s working exactly as it’s meant to do, at the very time it’s most needed. But next, the flock of budget whackers suddenly flew completely off course. Going from disgraceful to disgusting, they approved a farm bill that gives ridiculous taxpayer handouts to the biggest and richest agribusiness operations in our land. Those entities are wallowing in record-high crop prices and farm in-

come this year, yet the GOP’s pious deficit scolds turned into free-spending corporate socialists, doling out the most generous farm subsidies in U.S. history. For example, they perverted the crop insurance program into an absurd, guaranteed-income plan for the wealthiest farms, each of which will collect more than a million dollars a year from us. Moreover, these “free-market” Republicans would also have the government (i.e., you and me) guarantee an artificially high price for various commodities produced by the giant farms. And they would make all of these subsidies permanent. No grocery money for the needy, but a free feed for millionaire farmers? That’s a moral abomination! For more information and action, contact the Environmental Working Group at ewg.org. n For more from America’s populist, check out jimhightower.com.

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abrina Sorger and her husband Roian Doctor take great pride in what they do. Last Tuesday morning — before lunch customers lined up for plates of jerk chicken and curry tofu with cabbage salad and green peas — Doctor carefully polished the black exterior of their food truck, the Jamaican Jerk Pan, until it gleamed. Three Jamaican flags, towering from the truck’s roof, whipped in the wind. In Spokane’s fledgling food truck scene, after two years of service the Jamaican Jerk Pan is one of the longest-running carts around — not to mention the only place to get Jamaican cuisine between Seattle and Minneapolis. But in those two years, the couple has endured constant mixed messages and questions from city officials on every detail from zoning to sidewalk use. Sorger and Doctor have been patient, complying with confused city officials and police officers every step of the way. But last week, things got messy. At around 8:45 am on July 22, the couple received a call from a police officer that their food truck would be towed in 15 minutes to make way for a road construction crew. Doctor says they received no prior notification that they would need to move, and were happy to comply. But they needed time to get there from their Green Bluff home. When Doctor arrived on the scene, the lock had been picked on the trailer hitch of the food truck, which was already mounted to a tow truck. He protested, convincing the driver to allow him to tow his own business away. Even then, they were slapped with a

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addell’s clientele come loyally from all over the city to the pub’s South Hill location on Regal Street and 44th Avenue. But the commute soon will be significantly shorter for northern Spokanites hungry for famous burgers and beers on tap. A Waddell’s satellite restaurant and brewery will find a home in the old Tidyman’s building on Francis Avenue, which is set to open in early November. A new staff will serve a much larger seating area (including a huge patio) with a full bar and the brewery’s

new recipes for an amber, IPA, pale ale, and other beers. Items like the Rube Waddell Burger and the “LambStrosity” (both of which were devoured by Guy Fieri a few years back) still will grace the menu, and the kitchen has plans for other meals to couple with measures of whiskey. If you can’t wait until autumn for Waddell’s brandnew beers, the Regal location serves local brews for $1 on Sunday nights. Definitely worth a trek up the hill. — BETH NOTTURNO

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SANDWICHES BROOKLYN DELI 122 S. Monroe St. | 835-4177 This cozy, East Coast-style joint is nestled between train tracks and a bedrock foundation, just below street level. By day the popular (extremely busy) deli serves giant pickles, fresh salads, and artisan soups and sandwiches. By night, the lounge offers a small selection of craft beers on tap, and a full yet simple bar. Order from the deli menu until 8 pm. CRAZY G’S 821 N. Division St. | 315-8943 Crazy G’s has crazy sauce. Sound good? This clean and modern local hotspot, with nostalgic posters of Spokane, serves hot dogs, Philly cheese steaks and burgers with pretty much any kind of cheese served to whatever your heart desires. The burger menu options are merely suggestions, so dare to be different by adding toppings like bacon, sautéed mushrooms, caramelized onions, and, of course, crazy sauce. DOMINI SANDWICHES 703 W. Sprague Ave. | 747-2324 Maybe it’s the meat-and-cheesefilled sandwiches so big that they need two hands and a hinged jaw. Or maybe it’s the magic of seeing movers and shakers sit cheek-byjowl with everyday working folks in a setting that looks like Old Spokane at its Edward Hopper best. Whatever. Domini’s is a legend. GARLAND SANDWICH SHOPPE 3903 N. Madison St. | 326-2405 Located just off Garland Avenue, this little sandwich place should not be underestimated. Its menu is replete with sandwiches, ranging from panini to classics like the BLT and roast beef. The menu is rounded out by a rotation of soups and a salad menu, in case you’d like to venture out of the bread-bound side of things. GREAT HARVEST BREAD COMPANY 2530 E. 29th Ave. | 535-1146 The windmill at Great Harvest has been spinning for almost 33 years now. Despite bakeries being among the most difficult businesses to keep afloat, a dedicated following of grocery shoppers and diners alike continue to show their support. They’ve ramped up the deli menu and started producing more kinds of bread. Which means you might not have to throw elbows (this time) to get ahold of their best sellers, the basic whole-wheat loaf or their gooey cinnamon roll.

MELTZ EXTREME GRILLED CHEESE 1735 W. Kathleen Ave., Coeur d’Alene | (208) 664-1717 The name says it all — everything at Meltz is extreme. Even the simple grilled cheese sandwich. That’s right, the masterminds of this strip mall venue have found a way to transform the classic into a five-star delicacy. To start your finger-licking experience, you get the choice of sourdough, wheat or gluten-free bread. Next comes the most important aspect of your meal: the cheese. Cheddar, fontina, provolone, mozzarella and more are offered at Meltz. Whether you go the Simple route, build your own or try your hand at one of the Uncommon sandwiches, your heart will melt and your taste buds will be satisfied. PARK BENCH CAFE 1928 S. Tekoa St. | 456-4349 Choose from sandwiches and salads, or simply coffee and pastries. With a dining room that encompasses Manito Park, you really can’t beat the ambience. The wafting scent of flowers and the gentle breezes in the pines overhead are absolutely free. Open daily throughout the summer. STELLA’S CAFÉ 917 W. Broadway Ave. | 326-6475 Head to Stella’s during the weekday lunch rush, and you’ll see eager customers — regulars and newbies — lined up, waiting to sink their teeth into one of Stella’s gourmet-style yet moderately priced ($8) sandwiches, like the longtime favorite tofu banh mi. Since Tony Brown and his mom Marti opened the café in 2012, they’ve more than doubled the seating and added a savory breakfast menu to complement its eclectic sandwiches, rotating soups and salads and scratch-baked goods. SPIKE’S PHILLYS AND MORE 718 E. Francis Ave. | 489-3647 Tucked away in north Spokane is a place that can give you one of the more authentic cheesesteaks in the region. Spike’s Phillys and More, which opened in early 2011, serves a total of nine beef Philly options (and another seven chicken choices), all of them served on Amoroso rolls, made in Philadelphia. Spike’s beef features traditional cheesesteak seasonings and oils and, perhaps most notably, they offer most of these sandwiches with Cheez Whiz, the quintessential cheesesteak ingredient. Of course, you can also substitute provolone. n

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Operating on autopilot, Washington is so smooth that you don’t initially realize just how disengaged he is here. However, much like Bobby refuses to call a fellow DEA agent (Paula Patton) his girlfriend — he just likes to have her around for topless post-coital chats — Washington hasn’t much interest in committing to, much less elevating, the middling material he’s handed here. Unfortunately, Wahlberg takes this opportunity to check his work ethic at the door and join his co-star in swaggering, winking and nudging his way through most scenes. That aforementioned bank job — which earns some style points for its use of unnecessarily detailed latex masks — kicks the plot into gear and sics a handful of adversaries on our heroes. Bill Paxton is a crooked CIA agent who apparently fancies himself to be “God’s son of a bitch” but proves too wooden to pull off the supposedly unhinged sadist that’s been penned for him. Meanwhile, Cruising around in a vintage Dodge Challenger, a huffy James Marsden looks like he’s in a snit that the DEA’s Bobby (Denzel Washington) and Navy’s Stig screenwriter Blake Masters didn’t even bother giving (Wahlberg again) make for such convincing badasses him a chance to squander any oddball traits as a corrupt that they even have each other fooled. Indeed, the hook Navy officer. here is that, having been assigned by their Such a lack of invention plagues much 2 GUNS respective agencies to infiltrate a crime of 2 Guns, with its dearth of clever ideas Rated R syndicate, each assumes that that other is epitomized by someone’s decision to stow Directed by Baltasar Kormákur a criminal. It’s only once they’ve robbed a millions of dollars under a mattress. (It’s Starring Denzel Washington, bank together (in order to secure evidence, an unfortunate reminder that Contraband’s Mark Wahlberg, Paula Patton naturally) that they realize each other’s lamebrained master plan involved shoving actual allegiances. illicit materials into a hole in a wall.) As In the early going, 2 Guns mostly subsists on its the implausibilities mount, the excitement level is slow scripted-within-an-inch-of-its-life banter. As Bobby and to follow suit. After backing itself into a corner, KorStig bicker over breakfast options and debate appropriate mákur’s film has no other option than to try and shoot gratuities, you’ll be excused if you find yourself thinking its way out. And as Washington and Wahlberg open fire of post-Pulp Fiction fare such as Things to Do In Denver When while being literally showered in cash, Kormákur finally You’re Dead (likely for the first time since its end credits stumbles across something that sticks: a single image that rolled back in the mid-’90s). Alas, none of the rapid-fire captures both the idiocy and excess that fuels the majordialogue found here is notable, much less quotable. ity of Hollywood’s current action flicks. n

Washington and Wahlberg don’t bring much to 2 Guns By Curtis Woloschuk

sGuns initially resembles one of those complex logic puzzles from school: “If an undercover DEA agent and undercover naval intelligence officer both try to infiltrate the same Mexican cartel, how long will it take for each of them to realize that the other is not who they appear to be?” However, as it grows increasingly preposterous, it becomes apparent that Baltasar Kormákur’s latest Hollywood effort is simply another one of those action flicks in which logic is the first casualty. In reworking 101 Reykjavík, his Icelandic debut, for last year’s Contraband, Kormákur attempted to balance all the tough-guy posturing with some relatable concerns by having the misdeeds of Mark Wahlberg’s smuggler motivated by his intense devotion to his family. There are no such efforts made to ground the material here. Having apparently sated his interest in genuine characters with the small-scale survival drama The Deep, Kormákur is now content to deliver a mindless shoot-’em-up populated by action figures and cartoonish baddies.

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Cruising around in a vintage Dodge Challenger, the DEA’s Bobby (Denzel Washington) and Navy investigator Stig (Mark Wahlberg) are both working undercover but make for such convincing bad-asses that they even have each other fooled. Indeed, the hook here is that, having been assigned by their respective agencies to infiltrate a crime syndicate, each assumes that the other is a criminal. It’s only once they’ve robbed a bank together (in order to secure evidence, naturally) that they realize each other’s actual allegiances. (CW) Rated R

THE EAST

Sarah Moss (Brit Marling) infiltrates an anarchist group called The East for the private intelligence firm Hiller Brood. Once she convinces its members that she is a sincere member of the outfit, Moss finds herself falling for the charismatic leader of the collective, Benji (Alexander Skarsgård), and begins to question her investigation. At Magic Lantern (KS) Rated PG-13.

FILL THE VOID

Lives are forever changed for a family of Israeli Orthodox Jews when Esther dies in childbirth, leaving her husband, Yochay, a widower and single father. Esther’s parents make the decision that their other daughter, 18-year-old Shira, should marry Yochay in order to keep their only grandchild in the family. The issue here, other than the awkwardness with the arrangement, is that Shira has already been engaged to marry a man her own age. The parents allow Shira to make the final decision, causing tension between her desires and her loyalty to her family. (MN) Not Rated

SCATTER MY ASHES AT BERGDORF’S

If fashion were a religion, Bergdorf Goodman would be like the Sistine Chapel. This documentary unveils the ins and outs of the New York City department store with interviews with designers like Marc Jacobs and Vera Wang, celebrities like Joan Rivers and the Olsen twins, and Bergdorf employees. The documentary covers ground from the history of the iconic store to what goes into decorating the grandiose window displays. And, of course, there are the clothes to gawk at. At Magic Lantern (MN) Rated PG-13

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BEFORE MIDNIGHT

In 1995, Before Sunrise introduced us to the pair as dreamy twenty-somethings whose chance meeting on a train led to a single wildly romantic night in Vienna; in 2004, Before Sunset found them reuniting in Paris as slightly more hardened adults, in a way that completely reframed the events that occurred nine years earlier. Now, the third installment in Richard Linklater’s story features our couple (Ethan Hawke and Julie Delpy) now very much together raising twin daughters as they vacation in Greece. (SR) Rated R

THE CONJURING

Yes, folks, there’s such thing as a really scary (and gripping) horror movie that isn’t punctuated by gore. Director James Wan (Saw) fills his based-on-fact haunted house tale with nervous cameras, dark rooms, loud noises and the stories of two families — one lives in that house, the other is trying to help them. This is really unnerving stuff, and a ball to watch in a big dark room with a bunch of strangers, most screaming as one. (ES) Rated R

Despicable Me 2

Gru is back with his minions and adopted daughters in the animated sequel, picking up as the Anti-Villain League cracks down on high-tech super-criminals. The agency calls on (or rather, kidnaps) Gru for his ex-villain expertise, but will he be able to juggle the mission on top of his paternal duties? Get ready to giggle for returning voice actors Steve Carell, Kristin Wigg, Miranda Cosgrove and the adorably clumsy minions. (PG)

GROWN UPS 2

Those guys from the glory days of ’90s comedy are back for another round. Happy Madison Productions brings you another Adam Sandler installment with the same pee jokes, physical humor and goofiness that have become his trademark. You get to watch him hang out with David Spade, Kevin James and the always-enjoyable Chris Rock. There are plenty of SNL cameos throughout. Also, Shaq makes an appearance. (JR) Rated PG-13

KON-TIKI

The charming and adventure-filled Oscarwinning documentary of the same name, from 1950, gets a dramatic treatment that keeps the original’s mood and aura intact, but throws in a few fictional inventions. Still, the story of Thor Heyerdahl and a handful of sailors who recreate a centuries-old raft voyage, with only winds and currents guiding them, makes for a nice bit of comfort viewing. Plus, there’s subtle, perfectly done CGI work on some of the sea life they encounter. (ES) Rated PG-13 ...continued on next page

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THE LONE RANGER

Johnny Depp dons another wig as Tonto, the Native American sidekick to the notso-lonesome Lone Ranger, John Reid (Armie Hammer). Tonto lays down the wisdom in fluent broken English to transform a man of law into a masked hero. Loaded with Pirates of the Caribbean special effects and quippy humor, Depp and Hammer gallop horseback through the dust in an adventure against the Western bad guys. (BN) PG-13

MAN OF STEEL

The reboot of the reboot of the Superman story is brimming with both fight and flight scenes, lots of self-doubt, a bit of humor, the problems of actually being a stranger in a strange land, and a moving, heartfelt look at father-son relationships. Henry Cavill is slightly earnest in the lead, Amy Adams gives Lois Lane the right amount of feisty toughness, Russell Crowe shows the stoic side of Jor-El, Kevin Costner is a wise and kindly Jonathan Kent, and Michael Shannon manages to mix malevolence with pride as General Zod. Visual effects are excessive, but writer David S. Goyer and director Zack Snyder make everything balance out just right. (ES) Rated PG-13

MONSTERS UNIVERSITY

The gang from Monsters Inc. is back, and this time they’re back in school. We see Mike trying to get back into the Monsters University scaring department — after failing out — by winning a university-wide “Scare Games.” Here Monsters University takes advantage of a familiar collegemovie trope: an outcasts vs. elites competition straight out of Revenge of the Nerds. (SR) Rated PG

MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING

It seems that Joss Whedon (the man behind Avengers, Buffy the Vampire Slayer and generally known as the king of all nerds everywhere) can do whatever the hell he wants after raking in so much superhero cash last summer. Take on Shakespeare? Why not? He wrote and directed this modern telling of the classic tale, most of which he filmed at his own house — because he can do things like that. (MB) Rated PG-13.

MUD

Two teenagers stumble across a ruggedly handsome fugitive (Matthew McConaughey) hiding in the Deep South from bounty hunters and the law. The boys decide to take matters into their own hands, making a pact to keep the dashing criminal hidden from hungry killers and help reunite him with his long lost love. It’s nice to see McConaughey continue his habit of appearing in movies that aren’t, by and large, romantic comedies. Let’s hope he keeps it up. (SM) Rated PG-13

PACIFIC RIM

Guillermo del Toro (Hellboy) pays homage to the Japanese monsters movies of his youth with this big, loud, exciting tale of gigantic creatures rising from the ocean’s depths, and being met by man-made, equally gigantic robots that attempt to beat the tar out of the invaders. The film pauses briefly to share personal, usually tragic, stories of the folks in charge

of fighting back, but the insane action is never far away, and it keeps on getting crazier. One great idea was to fill the film with B actors instead of stars. The only really recognizable face is that of del Toro regular Ron Perlman, who plays a darkly comic, 24-carat-gold-shoe-wearing war profiteer. (ES) Rated PG-13

RED 2

At 58, Bruce Willis is still atop most Hollywood call sheets for the big-budget cop movie. In this one, he’s supported by three Academy Award winners: Catherine ZetaJones, Anthony Hopkins and Helen Mirren. Reuniting his old team, Willis plays a retired CIA agent on a mission to track down a nuclear device. Giving the movie extra flavor is the eccentric John Malkovich. (JR) Rated PG-13

R.I.P.D.

Jeff Bridges plays a defender of justice kind of like he did in the Coen brother’s True Grit in 2010. There’s one major difference in this one: He’s dead. Bridges and Ryan Reynolds play deceased cops that fight colossal bad guys on Earth. It’s part buddy-cop movie, part monster movie, and part action movie with a dash of Kevin Bacon. (JR) PG-13

SMURFS 2

The origin of these little blue dudes and dudettes goes all the way back to 1958. Originally appearing as comic strip, the Smurfs have been reincarnated over and over again. Neil Patrick Harris starred in the 2011 version, and he’s doing it again. This time around, the Smurfs team up with Harris and other human friends to save Smurfette (voiced by Katy Perry) from the evil Gargamel (voiced by Hank Azaria). (JR) PG

THIS IS THE END

Who would’ve thought that a party at James Franco’s house could lead to catastrophe? Playing themselves, the all-star cast includes Seth Rogen, Danny McBride and Jonah Hill, among others, all of whom are trapped in Franco’s house as the Apocalypse unfolds. As supplies dwindle, they must take on the outside world, dodging sinkholes and blue lights that snatch people away. (AC) Rated R

What’s supposed to be the flip side of films like American Pie, in which boys enjoy all of the raunchy fun, turns into a flat, repetitive story in which girls are running around looking for sex, but forgetting to have any fun in the process. The onedimensional Aubrey Plaza (April on Parks and Recreation) rolls her eyes a lot as her high school’s valedictorian virgin who’s convinced to make a list of sexual acts, then experience them. Bill Hader is funny as a pathetic swimming pool manager. Andy Samberg briefly shows off a raucous singing voice. Everything and everyone else is forgettable. (ES) Rated R

TURBO

Ryan Reynolds is the star of this latest film from DreamWorks Animation. Yes, that means you don’t get to look at him. It’s a cartoon snail version of Reynolds that wants nothing more than to go fast and win the Indy 500. The voices of Paul Giamatti, Bill Hader, and trademark delivery from the voice of Samuel L. Jackson accompany Reynolds in this family flick. (JR) PG

THE WAY, WAY BACK

Fox Searchlight continues to establish itself as, perhaps, the premier indie film distributor. From them we’ve received films like Sideways, Juno and Slumdog Millionaire. Their newest film seems to contain the same charm they’ve become known for. This time around, Steve Carell, Toni Collette, Maya Rudolph and a young actor named Liam James look to deliver said charm with a tale about a forlorn kid who finds a new life with a summer job at a water park. (JR) PG-13

WOLVERINE

Logan, the Wolverine, is a roiling bundle of angst and emotional torment and aching vulnerability. He is haunted by the ghost of Jean Grey (Famke Janssen), who keeps begging him to just figure out how to die already and join her in the afterlife. Now, he has to head to Japan and face his inner demons. (MJ) Rated PG-13

WORLD WAR Z

Former UN worker Gerry Lane (Brad Pitt) and his family are stuck in an apocalyptic traffic jam as Philadelphia falls to fastmoving, rabid zombies. Then, Gerry is tasked by the government to travel around the world looking for the source of this global pandemic, all the while trying to get back to his family. (MJ) Rated PG-13 n

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he idea seems more likely to have been concocted between the giggles of a couple of smoke-addled college freshmen than presented as the premise for a motion picture — let alone a film that was actually produced: What if a tornado full of sharks hit Los Angeles? Crazy, right? Stupid, too, eh? Absolutely. Yet somehow Sharknado, the Syfy network original film that’s actually about a tornado full of sharks, has become arguably the most talked-about made-for-cable-television movie ever, precisely because it’s so stupid. Since it first aired in early July, Sharknado has appeared two more times on Syfy, the last screening garnering 2.1 million viewers. They’ve also been running a host of other gems like Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus, 2-Headed Shark Attack, Swamp Shark, Sharktopus and, soon, Ghost Shark. Apparently there’s enough demand for Sharknado that it’s appearing at select movie theaters, including two in our region, so we can enjoy this campy blood-storm of bad acting on the big screen. There is no non-ironic reason anyone would pay to see Sharknado in a proper movie theater — exactly the reason this cinematic abomination is coming to a theater near you. The film’s director, Anthony C. Ferrante, knows the movie is outlandish, but in a recent TV interview he earnestly called the film “ambitious.” He said it was shot it in 18 days (that’s very, very fast) for

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less than $1 million, at which point the newscaster interviewing him laughed and asked, “What happened to the other $900,000?” Apparently a million bucks doesn’t buy the sort of flying sharks it once did, but this isn’t supposed to be a sharp, visually impressive movie. It’s not that sort of film. This is a movie in which a man sees a shark flying toward his daughter, so he dives straight for the beast’s mouth — after he starts up his chainsaw — then dives inside the fish and cuts himself out of the side of the shark with said chainsaw. You know, just like in the Bible. This is a movie in which a dude blows up a shark with a diver’s oxygen tank, a la Jaws, then says “That’s what you get for trying to eat me.” This is a movie that stars Ian Ziering, who you’ll remember as Steve Sanders from Beverly Hills 90210. This is also a movie that stars Tara Reid, who you’ll remember for becoming a total trainwreck of a human being. Yes, this is a movie with a ton of sharks and tornadoes, and someone you know might actually pay to see it. n mikeb@inlander.com Sharknado in theaters • Fri, Aug. 2 at 12:05 pm • Regal Cinemas Northtown 12, 4750 N. Division St., Spokane • Regal Riverstone Stadium 14, 2416 N. Old Mill Loop, Coeur d’Alene

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Can you have Cake and eat it too? By Laura Johnson

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ohn McCrea used to wonder why all musicians are freaks and degenerates. “Our lifestyle looks really amazing from a distance, but being on tour for two years straight is soul-destroying,” says Cake’s lead singer during a phone interview earlier this week. “You come home and find all your houseplants have died — and not just that, people have died, married, life has gone on. You’re moving through space, like an astronaut, but not through time — your connection to an authentic community is gone.” This is the reason McCrea says most turn to alcoholism, or at least chainsmoking. While he admits to dabbling in some things, he says he’s gotten through being in the successful altrock band for more than 20 years relatively unscathed. “Luckily for me, I can’t write songs on the bus,” he explains. It’s because of this that Cake doesn’t tour relentlessly. At home now before heading north to play the Festival at Sandpoint this weekend, children can be heard in the background. The new family dog has just thrown up. “It’s sort of chaotic,” McCrea says. “I like the dog, though.” McCrea lives in what he describes as the middle-ofnowhere-Northern California, not in Sacramento, the band’s hometown. “I don’t hate people,” he says. “I wouldn’t rule out moving to a more densely populated area. But what I do is fairly self-contained and I’m fine out here.” This is where his songwriting takes place. He keeps a basic notepad and pen in his back pocket — no fancy digital devices to dictate to. Anytime during the day, if something strikes him as hilarious or tragic or somewhere in between, he scribbles it down. Like the sound of the vibraslap or trumpet throughout Cake’s ...continued on next page

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“going the distance,” continued... instrumentation, McCrea’s lyrics often immediately give away which band wrote it. “This is the kind of music I would listen to if I weren’t in the band,” McCrea says. “I try to have humor and sadness in one place. I like books and photography like that, showing the interplay between opposites. It’s the processing of life.” Critics have been quick to refer to Cake as smugly superior and ironic. McCrea agrees that if you’ve only heard the group’s radio hits (“The Distance,” “Never There,” “Short Skirt/ Long Jacket”), it’d be easy to conclude the band is one sarcastic joke. “I think they’re misinterpreting us,” McCrea says. “If they don’t understand something, they think we’re trying to insult them. And certainly, you have songs that contain ironic notions … but people need to revisit the dictionary definition of ironic.” Cake’s most recent album, Showroom of Compassion, was released in 2011. While a new record is not ready, the group is putting out an eight-disc vinyl collection of everything in their catalog in November to hold fans over. McCrea contends that if a really good amp is involved, there’s nothing better than listening to music on a turntable. “Not all of our albums were released on vinyl originally — we wanted to fix that,” he says. And since the band has been around for more than two decades, they can pretty much

do what they want. Like give out trees at shows (which you can actually track on their website). “As long as it’s not a big, stupid three-day vomit-fest festival, we like to give out a tree,” McCrea explains. “If it’s our own show, we feel it’s a good opportunity for us to bring them.” While giving out greenery is a kind gesture to fans, it’s not what keeps a band together for so long. “We’re here because we’re focused more on the music than on being a band,” says McCrea, who also plays acoustic guitar, vibraslap, piano and organ. “No matter what you say, the reason you’re in a band is because you love music. Sometimes people love the other aspects of being in a band more, and that’s where the trouble comes.” Even if his feelings about touring are viewed through weary eyes, McCrea knows that in the end, the shows are what make it all worth sharing his work. “It’s not about the applause, it’s about the communicating,” he says. “People have a natural inclination in needing to communicate. That’s what we’re doing.” n Festival at Sandpoint: An evening with Cake • Fri, Aug 2 at 7:30 pm • War Memorial Field • 855 Ontario St., Sandpoint, Idaho • $49.95 • All-ages • festivalatsandpoint.com

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or the past decade, The Sword has stroked the happy place of heshers around the globe who were reared on Black Sabbath and Blue Cheer records. Like the balance that Ozzy and Dio struck decades before them, the Austin, Texas, outfit has never been one to launch a full-on aural assault on the eardrums of its fanbase. That’s not to say they aren’t heavy and loud — they most definitely are. But The Sword pairs thick, heavy riffs with noodling guitar solos and the clean, easy, melodic vocals of the band’s leader, J.D. Cronise. He never screams, never squeals, and the music always just rides along behind him, cool as can be. The Sword makes heavy rock reminiscent of surf vans parked along the boardwalk, sandy beach bonfires and sixers of cheap beer. And if you didn’t know any better, from the sound of them you might even think The Sword was a band your Dad used to listen to on vinyl way back when. But not everyone sees the band that way. The Sword has found that people like to raise hell at their shows as they might at a Slayer or Mastodon show, forming giant, undulating circle pits of kicking, shoving and general freaking out. Pretty standard stuff for heavy music, but Cronise doesn’t like it. “When I hear ‘Battery’ by Metallica, my instinct is not to put my head down, run in a circle and shove people around me,” he explained

to Decibel last year. “That to me seems bizarre and kind of silly. When other people hear songs like that, that is what their instinct is to do. To me, that takes away from a musical performance when there’s accomplished, talented musicians onstage performing songs for you; to engage in this totally unrelated physical activity to me is disrespectful, in a way, to the rest of the audience that doesn’t want to do that” To some fans, Cronise was committing heresy, instructing them how to react to music and showing a lack of understanding of the brotherly code of the pit — that if someone falls, you pick them up. Online commenters freaked: taking moshing out of metal is like taking fighting out of hockey. But Cronise sees his band differently. They’re making music that’s intended for the pre-mosh era. “Personally, I love when it’s just a sea of banging heads. That’s what I love to see more than anything,” he said in the same interview. “I wish I had a time machine and could go back and stop the first mosh pit from ever happening at a heavy metal show. The age before that happened that was the golden era.” n The Sword with Castle and American Sharks • Tues, Aug. 6, at 7 pm • The Center • 6425 N. Lidgerwood St. • $15 • All-ages • thecenterofspokane.com • 433-7328

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ew people have had a more fascinating childhood than Shooter Jennings. Growing up traveling on the road with his pa Waylon, who often toured with Kris Kristofferson, Willie Nelson and Johnny Cash (also his godfather), his musical education was unlike any other. Dubbed “Shooter” by his dad after pissing all over a nurse right after birth, Jennings has been performing ever since. One of the more talented members of country royalty’s second generation, his mix of rock (a genre he was far more interested in at the beginning of his musical career) and outlaw country puts everything produced by the Nashville pop-country machine to shame. — LAURA JOHNSON Shooter Jennings • Fri, Aug. 2 at 9:30 pm • John’s Alley • 114 6th St., Moscow, Idaho • $12 • 21+ • alleyvault.com • (208) 883-7662 J = the inlander RECOMMENDs this show

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eon Russell had almost been forgotten by the world when Elton John reached out to him about doing an album together. Stunned to learn that his childhood piano idol had fallen so low, John wanted to do something for him. Since the pair teamed up for the 2010 album The Union, produced by T Bone Burnett, Russell has been inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, toured extensively and enjoyed a career resurrection. With his famous shock of long white hair and beard, balanced by a large Stetson, the Oklahoma native reeks of cool at 71. For someone who started out as a session musician playing with The Beach Boys, Frank Sinatra, Bob Dylan and many more, and co-wrote “Superstar,” made famous by the Carpenters, he is pretty damn cool. His original version of “A Song For You” remains the best to this day. — LAURA JOHNSON Leon Russell • Thu, Aug. 8 at 7:30 pm • Bing Crosby Theater • 901 W. Sprague Ave. • $37 • All-ages • bingcrosbytheater.com • 227-7638

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J Calypsos Coffee (208-6650591), Open mic Eichardt’s, Monday Night Jam with Truck Mills Mootsy’s, SAYTHING, Duck Duck Suckerpunch, Posture J The Phat House, Open Drum Circle Rico’s (332-6566), Open mic Soulful Soups & Spirits, DJ Fusion

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Beverly’s (208-765-4000), Robert Vaughn J The Center, The Sword (See story on page 51), Castle, American Sharks J Downtown Coeur d’Alene (208-667-3162), NativeSun J The Hop!, Elektro Grave John’s Alley, Drake White Kelly’s Irish Pub (208-667-1717), Powell Brothers J Moscow Food Co-op (208-8828537), Will Fontaine J The Phat House, You May Die in the Desert, Commissure J Red Rooster Coffee (321-7935), Open mic J Rocket Market (343-2253), Jenelle Splash, Steve Denny The Viking, AG/CP

Wednesday, 8/7

Beverly’s (208-765-4000), Robert Vaughn

J The Center, Hockey, Swimm, Summer in Siberia, The Goodnightq J Downtown CdA, The Rub Eichardt’s, Charley Packard Fedora Pub, Kosh Fizzie Mulligans, Kicho Iron Horse Bar (926-8411), Open mic Irv’s (624-4450), DJ Prophesy John’s Alley, Fareed Haque J Luxe Coffeehouse, Dario Re J Mezzo Pazzo Wine Bar (8639313), Michael Robinson J The Nest at Kendall Yards, Flying Mammals J The Phat House, Ragtime Piano Soulful Soups & Spirits, Open mic Splash, Steve Denny Suki Yaki Inn (624-0022), One Man Train Wreck

Coming Up…

J Bing Crosby Theater, Leon Russell (See story on facing page) on Aug. 8 Northern Quest, Alan Jackson, Gloriana on Aug. 8 The Center, Davey Suicide, God’s Money Shot on Aug. 9 Red Rooster Coffee (321-7935), Lachlan’s Daughters on Aug. 9 Post Falls Kiwanis Park, Indie Fest at the Park feat. The Changing Colors, Vinyl Instinct on Aug. 10 The Center, ZZ Ward on Aug. 11 The Hop!, Statue of Liberty on Aug. 11

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music | venues 315 resTauranT • 315 E. Wallace Ave., Coeur d’Alene • 208-667-9660 BaBy Bar • 827 W. First Ave. • 847-1234 The BellTower • 125 SE Spring St., Pullman • 509-334-4195 Bing crosBy TheaTer • 901 W. Sprague Ave. • 227-7638 BigFooT puB • 9115 N. Division • 467-9638 BOOTS BAKERY & LOUNGE • 24 W. Main Ave. • 703-7223 carr’s corner • 230 S. Washington • 474-1731 The cellar • 317 E. Sherman, Coeur d’Alene • 208-664-9463 The cenTer • 6425 N. Lidgerwood St. • 433-7328 The checkerBoard Bar • 1716 E. Sprague Ave • 535-4007 coeur d’alene casino • 37914 South Nukwalqw Rd., Worley • 800-523-2467 curley’s Bar & BisTro • 26433 W. Hwy. 53, Hauser • 208-773-5816 daley’s cheap shoTs • 6412 E. Trent • 535-9309 eichardT’s • 212 Cedar St. Sandpoint • 208-263-4005 Fedora puB • 1726 W. Kathleen, Coeur d’Alene • 208-765-8888 Fizzie mulligan’s • 331 W. Hastings Rd. • 466-5354 Fox TheaTer • 1001 W. Sprague • 624-1200 giBliano BroThers • 718 W. Riverside Ave. • 315-8765 The hop! • 706 N. Monroe St. • 368-4077 iron horse • 407 Sherman, Coeur d’Alene • 208-667-7314 John’s alley • 114 E. 6th, Moscow • 208883-7662 Jones radiaTor • 120 E. Sprague Ave. • 747-6005 kniTTing FacTory • 911 W. Sprague Ave. • 244-3279 laguna caFÉ • 4302 S. Regal St. • 4480887 leFTBank wine Bar • 108 N. Washington St. • 315-8623 LUXE COFFEEHOUSE • 1017 W. First Ave. • 642-5514 mezzo pazzo wine Bar • 2718 E. 57th Ave. • 863-9313 moon Time • 1602 Sherman, Coeur d’Alene • 208-667-2331 mooTsy’s • 406 W. Sprague • 838-1570 norThern QuesT casino • 100 N. Hayford Rd., Airway Heights • 242-7000 nyne • 232 W. Sprague • 474-1621 o’shay’s • 313 Coeur d’Alene Lake Drive, Coeur d’Alene • 208-667-4666 THE PHAT HOUSE • 417 S. Browne St. • 443-4103 RED ROOM LOUNGE • 521 W. Sprague Ave. • 838-7613 roadhouse counTry rock Bar • 20 N. Raymond Rd., Spokane Valley • 413-1894 The shop • 924 S. Perry St. • 534-1647 soulFul soups & spiriTs • 117 N. Howard St. • 459-1190 splash • 115 S. Second St., Coeur d’Alene • 208-765-4000 The swamp • 1904 W 5th Ave • 458-2337 VIKING BAR & GRILL • 1221 N. Stevens St. • 315-4547 zola • 22 W. Main • 624-2416

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SPORTS BUMP, SET, SPIKE

With Hoopfest long over, it’s time for basketball enthusiasts to hit the bench and volleyball players to step up to the net. Spike & Dig, the largest six-on-six volleyball tournament in the Inland Northwest, has already attracted more than 325 teams for its 22nd annual tournament. Not signed up? Head down anyway to cheer on the players while snacking on grub from the concessions stand. The competition won’t be the only thing bringing the heat; be sure to wear plenty of sunscreen and bring a cooler stocked with water. — MYCHAELA NICKOLOFF Spike & Dig • Sat, Aug. 3 from 9 am-6 pm and Sun, Aug. 4 from 9 am-4 pm • Dwight Merkel Sports Complex • 5071 N. Assembly St. • spikeanddig.com • 863-1063

FESTIVAL SPO-SCOTLAND

THEATER Pride on STAGE

Spokane Highland Games • Sat, Aug. 3 from 9 am-5 pm • $5-$10 • Spokane County Fair & Expo Center • 404 N. Havana St. • spokanehighlandgames.org • 922-3661

Gay Camp • Sat, Aug. 3 at 8 pm • $12-$28 • Interplayers Theatre • 174 S. Howard St. • interplayerstheatre.org • 455-7529

It’s like the movie Braveheart is being dropped into the city. There’ll just be less Mel Gibson (which is good) and less war (also good) at the annual Spokane Highland Games. You’ll be left to fully enjoy bagpipes, dancing, knight competitions, vendors, beer tents, blacksmiths and more. In this land of the Scots, visitors can watch sports like the caber toss, in which competitors simply chuck a massive log as far as they can. Also, you’re bound to see lots of dudes in kilts (depending on your preferences, this might also be good). — JEFF RUTHERFORD

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Rainbow boas, drag getups, wigs and flannel adorn the cast of Gay Camp, a play that uses the power of comedy to combat the “anti-gay morons in America.” A trio of actors play the parts of more than a dozen different characters who’ve been sent to Camp Acceptance, where they slap the gay away until you’re deemed normal (straight). In an expectedly over-the-top style, this onenight-only performance will leave you with sore sides and plenty of innuendo, but also a glimpse at some serious issues. — BETH NOTTURNO

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COMMUNITY TASTE OF CHARITY

Eat, drink and be merry, all while supporting a local cause at the fifth-annual Up on the Roof, a fundraiser supporting Spokane’s Unity in the Community. Attendees can chow down on food and imbibe beverages donated by 15 local restaurants while enjoying live entertainment from belly dancing to music by local rock band The Nordmans, all from the scenic viewpoint of the Saranac Building’s rooftop patio. It’s a fundraiser, after all, so open up your pocketbooks during the silent auction and raffle. All of the proceeds will be used to purchase school supplies given away to area children at Unity in the Community in Riverfront Park on Aug. 17. — ANNA CLAUSEN

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Up on the Roof: A Taste of Unity • Fri, Aug. 2 from 6-8 pm • Free • The Community Building • 35 W. Main Ave. • community-minded.org • 2092625

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Not to put a damper on anyone’s enjoyment of what’s turning out to be a perfect summer, but it’s already August. If you’ve been meaning to immerse yourself in all that’s artsy and local this season, make a point to get out there and check out this month’s First Friday. We recommend stops at Kolva-Sullivan Gallery to see “Red Lodge to Spokane — Art from the Big Sky,” featuring exquisite sculptural pieces by resident artists at Montana’s Red Lodge Clay Center. At Avenue West Gallery in the Crescent Court, “The Chair Affair” annual juried show features whimsically decorated chairs. Don’t forget to head north of the river to the Garland District’s First Friday events, too. — CHEY SCOTT 401 W 1st Avenue, Spokane WA 509-413-1185 • www.HanleyCollection.com Tuesday - Saturday 10am - 6pm

First Friday • Fri, Aug. 2 from 5-8 pm • Free • Downtown Spokane and beyond • Event map at Inlander.com/FirstFriday

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relationships

Advice Goddess Too Mush Too Soon

I’ve been dating an amazing guy for a month. Our first amazing date turned into an amazing night, which turned into an amazing month. We completely adore each other. Every time we hang out feels like the greatest day with a best friend. The problem is, I work and go to college full time, and I really wasn’t ready for anything more than fun and sex. In fact, “more” is freaking me out. Because we’d initially agreed that we were only amy alkon looking for something casual and short-term, I told him that I was developing feelings for him and gave him the option of walking away, but he actually seemed happy to hear how I felt. I have such jitters now because I cannot afford to risk getting distracted from my studies. When I think about this, I sometimes get so anxious that I feel I need to ditch this amazing guy, which is the last thing I want. —Good Reasons To Avoid Getting Serious Love sometimes calls upon people to do more than just show up to bask in its glow. Take that emperor, way back when, in India. When he wanted to memorialize his beloved wife, he built the Taj Mahal, not the Taj Ma lean-to. Luckily, Mr. Amazing won’t have to muster 20,000 workers to spend 20 years building an “elegy in marble.” What you need is a boyfriend who’s willing to have what amounts to a long-distance relationship while living only a short distance away. In other words, he’ll have to be up for long walks on the beach — by himself — while you’re back in your dorm room, in bed with both Geoffrey Chaucer and William Shakespeare. And as lovely as it is when a man “says it with flowers,” when you need to pry yourself away from him to get back to your studies, he should show you that he loves you by handing you a single red crowbar. It’s possible that spending the next few years as your sainted boyfriend will wear on him and cause him to walk. If, however, he does stick around, it’s either because he prefers martyrdom to checkers or Ultimate Frisbee or because you two have something special. It’s easy to be supportive when a big bed and a couple of mai tais are all that’s on the agenda, so it says a lot when a guy’s always got your back, and not just because he’s looking to unhook your bra. Be sure that you don’t take this for granted and that you regularly express your appreciation. It won’t be easy to maintain your job, schoolwork, and even a muted form of a relationship simultaneously. The stress may leave you needing to lose the freshman 15 pounds, but if your amazing relationship is as amazing as you say, there’s a good chance you won’t need to lose the freshman 165.

Hell No, Kitty

My girlfriend is a smart and accomplished 33-year-old woman who wears little girl-type clothes. She always looks pretty, but there are times I wish she would dress more like an adult. For instance, last week, we had dinner with my boss, and she wore a pink Hello Kitty T-shirt and pigtails. How does a man ask a woman to sometimes dress a little more sophisticated? —Eggshells I used to worship Hello Kitty, and then I turned 7. Some women do work the head-to-toe little girl look longer than others, but 33 sounds a little late for it. Maybe your girlfriend has gotten in a style rut and hasn’t noticed that she isn’t pulling off 22-going-on-12 like she used to. Then again, she might be wearing these clothes because she’s aged out of them. (Paging Alanis Morissette, because isn’t it ironic?) Clothes say a lot about a person, but there are times your shirt or skirt or whatever really needs to shut the hell up, like when you’re accompanying your boyfriend to dinner with his boss. This would be the time to dress to make him look good (more business casual than monkey bars casual). Tell your girlfriend that you always love looking at her and that you aren’t asking her to change her style entirely, just to dress more sophisticated on occasion, especially occasions for your work. She probably has something passable in her closet, but you might offer to take her shopping for a few new additions to her wardrobe. If she’s just forgotten to look up and notice she’s 33, a new little black dress might lead her to realize it’s time to say Goodbye, Kitty, and start dressing in a way that suggests she got out of college about 10 years ago, and not the stroller. n ©2013, Amy Alkon, all rights reserved. • Got a problem? Write Amy Alkon, 171 Pier Ave, #280, Santa Monica, CA 90405 or email AdviceAmy@aol.com (www.advicegoddess.com)

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events | calendar

Comedy

Stand-Up Comedy Local comedians. Thursdays at 8 pm. Free. Uncle D’s Comedy, 2721 N. Market. (483-7300) Short Stacks Live improvised comedy show. Aug. 8 at 10 pm. $5. Blue Door Theatre, 815 W. Garland Ave. bluedoortheatre.com (747-7045) You Need a Hero Live improv comedy show based on audience suggestions. Aug. 2-30, Fridays at 8 pm. $7$9. Blue Door Theatre, 815 W. Garland Ave. bluedoortheatre.com (747-7045) Safari Short-form improv games based on audience suggestions. Saturdays at 9 pm. $7. Blue Door Theatre, 815 W. Garland Ave. (747-7045) Live Comedy Live stand-up comedy shows every Sunday at 9 pm. Free. Goodtymes Bar and Grill, 9214 E. Mission Ave. (928-1070) All-ages Comedy Open Mic Standup comedy open mic night. Aug. 8 and Aug. 22 at 6 pm. Free. All-ages. Boots Bakery & Lounge, 24 W. Main Ave. (703-7223)

Community

SpokeFest Volunteers Volunteers needed to help set up the course and fair, provide direction, host food/ water stops and more for the annual community cycling festival (Sept. 8) in downtown Spokane. spokefest.org (anamatt24@gmail.com) School Supply Drive Donations needed to be distributed to area children by the Salavation Army on Aug. 16. Drop off locations: Shopko, Fred Meyer, Walgreens, Lowe’s, Home Depot, Prime Source Credit Union, Advance America, Spokane Public Safety Bldg. (329-2721) Bad Science Friday “Popular Science”-themed activities on how to judge science as told on TV and the Internet. Aug. 2 from 10 am-6 pm. $7-$10. Mobius Science Center, 811 W. Main Ave. (443-5669) The Lightning Bug Ball This firstever parent/child dance offers ballroom dancing lessons, refreshments and more. Aug. 2 from 5-8 pm. $25/ couple, $35/family of four. Jacklin Arts & Cultural Center, 405 William St., Post Falls. (208-457-8950) Up on the Roof See page 55. Run for the Fallen Idaho Annual memorial walk/run honoring fallen soldiers with ties to Idaho. Aug. 3. Free. Post Falls High School, 2832 E. Poleline Ave. runforthefallenidaho.org (208-627-2675) Pitch for the Cure Walk The Spokane Indians host an annual breast cancer awareness and fundraiser walk. Aug. 4 at 3 pm. $15-$25, includes ticket to the baseball game. Avista Stadium, 602 N. Havana St. pitch-for-the-cure. com (535-2992)

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A Course in Miracles Theological study group. Thursdays at 7 pm. Free. 1042 W. Mill Ave., Ste. 207 Coeur d’Alene. (208-660-7687) Civil War Remembered Exhibit commemorating the sesquicentennial of the American Civil War. Aug. 1-Dec. 29. Museum hours Wed-Sun from 11 am-4 pm. $3-$6 admission. Spokane Valley Heritage Museum, 12114 E.

Sprague Ave. (922-4570) Truck Show First annual Inland Northwest Truck Show. Aug. 2-4, FriSat from 10 am-9 pm, Sun 10 am-4 pm. $5-$8. Greyhound Park & Event Center, 5100 Riverbend Ave., Post Falls. nwtruckshow.com (844-3746) Organization Workshop Workshop led by a professional organizer on managing paperwork and files. Aug. 3 at 10 am. Free. Salem Lutheran Church, 1428 W. Broadway Ave. inlandnworganizing.com (828-3257) Party for the Pups Party bus pub crawl along Trent Avenue, benefiting SpokAnimal. Aug. 3 from 1-7 pm. $25. Starts at Hot Rod’s Bar, 6520 E. Trent Ave. spokanimal.org (534-8133) Share the Dharma Monthly open house at the Buddhist monastery featuring guided meditations, discussions and more. Aug. 4 from 9:45 am-3 pm. Free. Sravasti Abbey, 692 Country Lane, Newport. sravasti.org (447-5549) Pend Oreille Garden Tour 22nd annual tour of local gardens and hosted dinner. Aug. 4 from 12:30-5 pm, dinner at 5 pm. $10/tour and $10/ dinner. Locations throughout the Pend Oreille River Valley. pendoreille.wsu. edu (447-2401) Pancreatic Cancer Action Network Meeting to recruit volunteers to plan the organization’s annual fundraising walk in May of 2014. Aug. 5 at 6 pm. Templin’s Red Lion, 414 E. First Ave., Post Falls, Idaho. pancan.org (208-640-6341)

Festival

Art on the Green 45th annual arts and cultural festival featuring fine art vendors, local artisans, live music, food, kids activities and more. Aug. 2-4, Fri noon-8 pm, Sat 10 am-8 pm, Sun 10 am-5 pm. Free admission. North Idaho College, 1000 W. Garden Ave. artonthegreen.org Hillyard Festival Annual community festival featuring a parade, vendors, activities, sidewalk chalk art contest and more. Aug. 2-4, Fri noon-10 pm, Sat 9 am-10 pm, Sun 10 am-5 pm. Free. Sharpley-Harmon Park, 6000 N. Market St. hillyardfestival.org (868-2900) Coeur d’Alene Street Fair Food and drink, fine art, crafts, vendors and more. Aug. 2-3 from 10 am-8 pm, Aug. 4 from 10 am-5 pm. Downtown Coeur d’Alene. (208-415-0116) Colville Rendezvous Days Live music, arts and crafts, entertainment, encampment, vendors, and more. Aug. 2-4. Colville City Park. colvillerendezvous.org (509-684-5973) Spokane Highland Games See page 54. Palouse Pride LGBT pride week celebration featuring activities, a parade, live music and more. Aug. 3-11. Times and locations of events vary throughout Moscow, Pullman and Lewiston, Idaho. (208-596-4449) Huckleberry Festival Huckleberry pancake feed, hosted picking hikes, arts and crafts vendors, food, activities and live music. Aug. 4. Schweitzer Mountain Resort, Sandpoint. schweitzer.com (208-255-3081) Kids Day Family activities, booths, entertainment and more. Aug. 10 from 11 am-5 pm. Riverfront Park, 808 W. Spokane Falls Blvd. (242-2400)

film

Kids Summer Movie Series Movies shown on Wed and Thu at 1 pm, through Aug. 15. $3/show or $15/pass. Kenworthy, 508 S. Main St., Moscow. kenworthy.org (208-882-4127) Family Movie Event Free movie screening; viewer’s choice. Aug. 1 at 2:30 pm. Free. All-ages. The Kroc, 1765 W. Golf Course Rd. (208-667-1865) Selkirk International Film Fest Fourth annual film festival featuring short films from the U.S. and Canada with ties to the region. Aug. 1 at 7 pm. $5. Cutter Theatre, 302 Park St., Metaline Falls, Wash. cuttertheatre.com (446-4108) Sharknado One-time screening of the Syfy film. Aug. 2 at 12:05 am. $12.50. Regal Cinemas at Riverstone (CdA) and Northtown Mall. fathomevents.com Beetlejuice Screening as part of the South Perry Summer Theater series. Aug. 3 at dusk. Free. The Shop, 924 S. Perry St. (534-1647) Mamma Mia! Outdoor movie screening. Aug. 3 at dusk. Free. Pavillion Park, 727 N. Molter Rd., Liberty Lake. pavillionpark.org (755-6726) The Sandlot Outdoor movie screening featuring pre-show performances, food and more. Aug. 7 at dusk. $5. Riverfront Park, Lilac Bowl, 507 N. Howard. outdoormoviesatriverfront.com Brave Animated family film. Aug. 8 at 2:30 pm. Free. All-ages. The Kroc, 1765 W. Golf Course Rd. (208-667-1865) Here Comes the Boom Outdoor movie screening as part of the Summer Moonlight Movie Series. Aug. 9 at dusk. Free. Sunset Park, S. King St., Airway Heights. Cahw.org (244-4845) Star Trek Outdoor movie screening. Aug. 9 at dusk. Free. Half Moon Park, Holl Blvd. and Indiana Ave., Liberty Lake. pavillionpark.org (755-6726) Oz the Great and Powerful Screening as part of the South Perry Summer Theater series. Aug. 10 at dusk. Free. The Shop, 924 S. Perry St. (534-1647)

food

Cookies for Grown-Ups Cookies paired with beer and wine, hosted by Kelly Cooper, author of “Cookies for Grown-Ups.” Aug. 1 from 7-9 pm. $30. Hill’s Restaurant, 401 W. Main Ave. (838-0206) Washington’s Wine Country Taste and learn about Washington’s grape varietals and growing regions. Aug. 1 from 6:30-8:30 pm. $25, reservations requested. Total Wine & More, 9980 N. Newport Hwy. totalwine.com (4661644) Brewsfest Annual mountaintop concert featuring live music and beer from regional microbreweries. Aug. 3. Silver Mountain Resort, 610 Bunker Ave, Kellogg, Idaho. (208-783-1111) Vintage Spokane Gourmet food and more than 60 wineries. Aug. 4 from 3-6 pm. $45-$60. Ages 21+. Northern Quest Casino, 100 N. Hayford Rd. northernquest.com (242-7000) Eat to Live Workshop Six-week workshop on the benefits and how-tos of eating a plant-based diet including cooking demos, meal planning and more. Through Aug. 28, Wed from

Sports & Outdoors

Theater

Birds Art exhibition featuring birdinspired artwork in various media. Aug. 1-31. Free. Gallery hours Mon-Thu from 10 am-6 pm, Fri 10 am-8 pm, Sun 10 am-5 pm. Gallery Northwest, 217 E. Sherman Ave., CdA. thegallerynorthwest.com (208-667-5700) Forest Friends Mixed-media exhibition of nature and wildlife-inspired art. Aug. 1-30. Artist demonstration Aug. 8 from 10 am-4 pm. Entree Gallery, 1755 Reeder Bay Rd., Nordman, Idaho. (208-443-2001) Color Your World Kids’ art class taught by Tresia Oosting. Aug. 2 and 9. $30. Ages 6-12. Spokane Art School, 809 W. Garland Ave. spokaneartschool.net (325-3001) Grimm Brothers Invitational Group art show based on the Grimm Brothers fairy tales, featuring 30+ prominent local artists’ work. Aug. 2-31. Artist reception Aug. 2 from 5-8 pm. Tinman Gallery, 811 W. Garland Ave. (324-1500) The Lake Art exhibition featuring local art inspired by Lake Pend Oreille and other regional lakes. Aug. 2-31. Gallery hours Mon-Sat 10 am-5 pm, Sun 11 am-5 pm. Art Works Gallery, 214 N. First Ave., Sandpoint. (208-2632642) First Friday New art gallery shows and exhibits, live music and more. Aug. 2 from 5-8 pm. Free. Locations throughout downtown Spokane and beyond. For a complete listing of events see page 36 or Inlander.com/ FirstFriday. Pine Needle Baskets Demonstration of the craft by Alice Nelson. Aug. 4 from 10 am-6 pm and Aug. 15 from 10 am-3:30 pm. Free. Pottery Place Plus, 203 N. Washington St. (327-6920) Mask Making Workshop taught by artist Rollin Thomas. Aug. 5-9 from 10 am-noon. $82. Ages 12+. Spokane Art School, 809 W. Garland Ave. spokaneartschool.net (325-3001)

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Spokane Authors & Self Publishers Monthly meeting. Aug. 1 at 11 am. Free, buffet under $10. Teppanyaki Buffet, 5504 N. Division St. spokaneauthors.org (991-4011) Three Minute Mic Spoken word open mic hosted by Chris Cook and featuring readings by David Hardie and Jai Blair. Aug. 2. Free. Auntie’s, 402 W. Main Ave. (838-0206) BootSlam Poetry slam night, open to all ages. Aug. 4 at 7 pm. $5 suggested donation. Boots Bakery & Lounge, 24 W. Main Ave. spokanepoetryslam.org Broken Mic Spoken word open mic night. Wednesdays at 6 pm. All-ages. Free. Neato Burrito, 827 W. First Ave. (847-1234) n

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Romance Romance Musical. Through Aug. 4. Thu-Fri at 7:30 pm, Sun at 2 Stand-Up Paddleboard Series pm. $28-$42. Schuler Performing Arts Stand-up paddleboard series hosted Center, 1000 W. Garden Ave. cdasumby Mountain Gear. Aug. 1 and 8 at 6:30 mertheatre.com (208-769-7780) pm. $15/night. Nine Mile Recreation Bat Boy Musical comedy. Through Area, 14925 N. Hedin Rd. mountaingeAug. 10, Thu-Sat at 7:30 pm, Sun at ar.com (340-1151) 2 pm. $10-$15. Lake City Playhouse, Spokane Indians Spokane Indians 1320 E. Garden Ave., CdA. lakecityvs. Salem-Keizer Volcanoes. July 31playhouse.org (208-667-1323) Aug. 4, Thu-Sat and Mon at 6:30 pm, The Complete Works of William Sun at 3:30 pm. $5-$11. Avista StaShakespeare Comedy. Aug 1-2 and dium, 602 N. Havana St. (325-7328) Aug. 7-10 at 7:30 pm, Aug. 4 and 11 at 2 Paddling Basics Learn the equippm. $12-$28. Interplayers Theatre, 174 ment needed to head out on the water S. Howard St. interplayerstheatre.org in a kayak or canoe, or on a stand-up (455-7529) paddleboard. Aug. 1 at 7 pm. Free. REI Mining Madness at the Mill OrigiSpokane, 1125 N. Monroe. (328-9900) nal play by Carol Roberts. Through Northwest Yoga Fest A weekend Aug. 25. Wed-Sat at 7 pm, Sun at 2 pm. of yoga instruction, activities, food $10. Sixth Street Melodrama, 212 Sixth and camping. Aug. 2-4. $300. Eureka St., Wallace, Idaho. (208-752-8871) Mountain Center, 6162 Eureka Rd., Crazy for Patsy Cline Double Sagle. eureka-institute.org (208-265feature also including “Magic, Music 4000) & Mayhem.” Aug. 1-3 at 7:30 pm, dinSpokane Table Tennis Ping-pong ner at 6:30 pm. $12-$25. Circle Moon club meets on Saturdays from 1-4 pm Theatre, Hwy. 211 off Hwy. 2, Newport, and Mondays and Wednesdays from Wash. npainc.org (208-448-1294) 7-9:30 pm. $2/visit; open to the public. Hairspray Musical performance by North Park Racquet Club, 8121 N. Divithe Spokane Christian Youth Theater. sion. (768-1780)

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Summer Concerts in Riverstone Concerts in the park featuring local bands and artists. Thursdays from 6:30-8 pm, through Aug. 29. Free. Riverstone Park, 1800 Tilford Lane. artsincda.org (208-292-1629) Festival at Sandpoint Outdoor concert series featuring performances by the Indigo Girls, Cake, John Butler Trio, The Avett Brothers, Steve Miller Band and more. Aug. 1-11, dates and times vary. $37-$60. War Memorial Field, 855 Ontario St. festivalatsandpoint.com (208-265-4554) Michelle Murray Acoustic country music set by the Nashville-based recording artist. Aug. 6 at 10:30 am and 1:30 pm. Free and open to the public. Goldenwest Mobility, 1815 E. Francis Ave. (484-3842) Spokane Symphony Outdoor concert as part of the “Soiree on the Edge” series. Aug. 7 at 7 pm. $20-$40. Ages 21+. Arbor Crest Winery, 4705 N. Fruit Hill Rd. (624-1200) Alan Jackson Country concert feat. Gloriana. Aug. 8 at 7 pm. $89-$149. All-ages. Northern Quest, 100 N. Hayford Rd., Airway Heights. northernquest.com (481-6700) Leon Russell Concert by the music industry legend. Aug. 8 at 7:30 pm. $37-$47. Bing Crosby Theater, 901 W. Sprague Ave. (227-7638) Karen Hunt Opera The Post Falls High School student performs a solo opera concert. Aug. 9 at 7 pm. $5. Jacklin Arts & Cultural Center, 405 William St., Post Falls. (208-457-8950)

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The Love of My Life This Cheers is for the love of my life. I haven’t always been that nice to you or appreciated everything you do for me like making me dinner every night, telling me how beautiful I am, or so many other things. But what really shows me your love is how you have put up with my attitude for the past 3 years together, no matter how bad I’ve treated you. Now we are at the point where you don’t know if you want to be with me anymore, and that broke me. I’m sorry it’s taken so long for me to write one of these for you but I’m here now babe. And our relationship and love is worth the world to me. I’m doing everything I can to show you I can be better for you and treat you the way you deserve. You’re an amazing man, kind, smart, hardworking, and so much more. Even if we don’t work

to raise $177,000, but after many stubborn people like me trying to talk them into doing donations and fundraisers (and to your article) they have decided to try and raise they money. If they don’t raise enough, the money will be donated to the local area. So far in five days they have raised over $2,000 but still need $175,000 to go. I hope it can stay open and want the word passed a long so it can. Thanks everyone for supporting! The website is GoFundMe.com/3nx3fs

kissed you, wow! what a kiss. We both just looked at each other and didn’t quite know what to say. One of us finally said that was the best kiss ever, it was electric. What a sensation, unforgettable. I was smitten by you and couldn’t bare to be without you and when you accepted my proposal a month later, I was truly surprised and extremely proud you would marry me after only a month. So we moved you to Spokane in a blizzard in December and got married. After 36 years and a few trials and tribulations, I hope you are as happy as I have been with you over the years. I love you with all my heart, always will. XOXOXO, Bill”

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Atmosphere at Northtown I first have to start out with how I really don’t like going to the mall. Although, my daughter likes to go there more often than I like to. Going there earlier this year for the first time stumbled onto this very cool store to say the least. I have only been there a few times, but just noticed you this time. You, beautiful dark hair and the coolest eyes. You were mostly at the counter on the right as you enter the store. No nametag, but I’m pretty sure your hair is darker than the rest of your coworkers. Me, the guy that never purchases anything. Just wanted to say that it’s well worth the trip to the mall just to see you. Got my attention. If your not seeing anyone, it would be cool to hang out and listen to some metal with you. Did I mention you have cool eyes? Shock Game Friday 7/26, Shock Pittsburgh game, Arena section 216 front two rows. You: waist length dark wavy hair, cute, white shorts and sandals, slimmer than Gina Athans, younger than new Beaujolais; there with several girlfriends including one with a small child. Me: behind you, shaved head and goatee, blue Shock shirt and camo cargo shorts, old enough to be your dad. You kept gathering up all that hair and flipping it back on my shin. I was sure you didn’t know, but today I thought “what the heck.” The worst that can happen is nothing, right? grumpylooking99201@gmail.com Value Village Saturday, July 27th, you made my day! I wanted to ask you if you had seen a lawn chair, but you were busy carrying things to the shelves. Your red hair, and green eyes got my attention. Our eyes met many times as I briefly walked through the store. As I left the store I shook my head and smiled, depressed and inspired, wishing I had said something. If you remember me, tell me something only I would know. I’d love to talk more and get acquainted

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Put a non-identifying email address in your message, like “petals327@yahoo.com” — not “j.smith@comcast.net.” out, I at least wanted to write you the cheer you’ve been asking about for and have deserved for so long. I’ll love you for the rest of my life. To the moon and back. Customer Service Cheers to the sweet gentleman at Lalo’s Pizza for bringing me extra pineapple for my pizza. It must not be easy to keep up with free pizza day but it was super genuine for you to listen and appreciate customer requests; by far the best pizza I’ve ever had. I just moved here and am continuously enamored by the generosity of the Spokane community. I can’t wait till next Wednesday when I can receive my favorite food and drink at a decent price with a gracious smile. Thank you! Paying It Forward Thank you to the nice gentlemen that bought two 5 dollar pizzas for our little family. Our card was declined and the quarters I had wasn’t enough for one pizza. As we were leaving you came to us insisting on buying our dinner. We had a great night and couldn’t get over what had just happend. Thanks again! And today is Friday, “payday.” I am certainly going to pay it forward. Passing it on. Have a great day. Save The Auto Vue Drive-In Cheers to The Inlander for their article on the Auto Vue drive in. I have been on their facebook as many other people have to try and figure out a way to keep it going. I have talked to the owners and at first they didn’t think it was possible

Encouragements I saw you directing and cheering me on and the other participants at Valley Girl. Thank you, your smiles, directions, and encouragements were energizing. If you would like to share your talents, again please volunteer at SpokeFest on September 8th sign-up under the volunteer page at www.spokefest.org or email me at: spokefestvolunteers@gmail. com Paying It Forward Cheers to the lady in the drive-thru at Mead Subway. You gave me a $5 tip which really made my day. Then you paid for the order behind you. And when I told them you paid for their meal, the lady looked like she was going to cry. Maybe she didn’t expect a stranger to be so nice. I also liked how you said “God Bless” to me before you drove away. We need more people in the world like you. Connected that you feel me holding you floods me to the depth of being. The thought of growing old with you invites me to welcome the ticking of the clock until I have arrived at home in your arms. I feel certain that time will stand still. To Hubbers As you know, it’s your birthday. I hope your 29th is funktastic! You are the hardest working man I know. The best dad, and husband! As you also know, we’re broke. So my birthday gift to you is this “cheers”, and a promise that I won’t consciously fart in bed for a whole year!! (aren’t you a lucky guy?) LOVE YOU!! Gasious wife Life Sometimes life isn’t easy. Infact, most the time it’s one problem after another. But having you around makes me feel good. I love you! “J”-TNT

Happiness I have been happier than I ever thought possible since the day you agreed to spend the rest of your life with me. I’m amazed daily at your generosity, caring and love. You are the most amazing woman I have ever known. I’m grateful for every day because I get to spend it with my best friend. I love you. To An Amazing Husband Joel. I love how you start my car every day. I love how you hug me goodbye. I love how you have a cup of tea waiting when I come home. I love how you hold me if I cry. I love your honesty and humor. I love the weird noises you make. I love you from morning to evening. I love watching you paddleboard on the lake. I love that you are always there for me. I love that your heart is so true. I love your great looks and charm. I love everything there is to love about you. I love your idiosyncrasies and quirks. I love that your love keeps me smiling everyday. I love that our marriage is the best it can be. I love you forever. That’s all I have to say. Happy Birthday Joel, enjoy your big adventure this weekend. Beverley. I Will Always Love You Hi Cookie! It’s been a wild ride since you found me at that Snapple machine. It’s been 8 years of the best and worst times of my life. I wanna thank you for

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Customer Service Cheers to the employees of Steer Inn on Division! Every time I have been there the customer service has been genuine and top notch. The employees are friendly and greet you with a smile, and thank you on your way out! The food is delicious and very reasonably priced. These people make your dining experience enjoyable, even if it’s for a quick bite on the go. I tell all my friends and family about this place! Here’s to you all working at Steer Inn, your customer service is great and does not go unnoticed! To The Rescue My dog escaped and he was running towards a very busy intersection. He stopped riding your bike and grabbed him as he went running right past you. I would have been broken hearted if anything had happened to him. Thank you! Good Samaritan Thank you to whoever found my wife’s purse in the Fred Meyer parking lot and took it to the customer service counter. She didn’t realize that she had dropped it when she was putting our baby in the car. We had just gotten paid and we would have been in a world of hurt if we lost our rent money. Thank you! Thanks! Thanks Waste Management guy. Day after surgery and all drugged up I forgot to put my trash out. You hop out of your truck and grab the bin from the side of my house. A small act that really made my life easier. Thanks.

Jeers Freeway Driver First time Jeer’er, but I have to do it. Major jeers to the idiotic freeway driver swerving in and out of the center lane as she texted going down the

Grocery Store Shelves Jeers to Spokane’s grocery stores that do not properly keep their shelves stocked! When an item runs low, that means people are buying that item; order more! The lame 21st century excuses “Our computer shows we still have some left” and “All our ordering is done by ‘corporate’ just don’t cut it. Managers: walk down the isles with your clipboard. When you see an empty space, order more! Paying To Park To Spokane Parks for initiating weekend “pay parking” at the Dwight Merkel Sports Complex. Thanks to you, Spokane taxpayers now all have acres of unused lot space, cars choking up “free” parking on formerly quiet streets, and folks who just want to go to the park and use the playground and splash pad being “hosed” to park within a reasonable distance! Government at it’s best, nail the taxpayers down with another giant unsustainable contractor bloat project, then gouge the users and abuse the surrounding residents. What will they think of next? Respect The Road I’m a cyclist. I love riding and I love that as the members of the FBC you guys do your monthly full moon bike rides and enjoy the fellowship of other riders. It annoys me beyond belief however when you insist on running red lights and stop signs and blocking intersections like you own the road. This is exactly the sort of behavior that creates conflict between drivers and cyclists and it is a big deal to regular bike commuters like myself. Please be adults and act respectfully to other people on the road. Share the road goes both ways! Dog Owners Palisades and Indian Canyon dogs! We love you, but

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Car Alarm Jeers to the person who tried to break into my car the other morning. And I apologize to the neighbors who had to hear my car alarm going off at 6am. I honestly didn’t awake until it was too late and had been going off for far too long. I’d like to apologize to everyone except the next door neighbors. I’d like to jeer you even harder than whoever tried to break into my car. My car alarm did what it was supposed to do, it alerted people to a possible break in. It’s not like i was sitting in the window pressing the button to wake everyone up for shits and giggles. I realize that it was going off for a bit and I am truly sorry for that. I even understand why you took it upon yourself to be very noisy after that insuring an insomniatic atmosphere for us the rest of the morning, however, your antics soon went from slightly overreacting to down-right childish when you decided to put a very inappropriate sign in the window across from my friend’s window, Insanely meow like cats to direct our attention to the window and then dump garbage in the yard. If you want to blame anyone, blame me, not her. Communication is the adults way, passive aggression is for children. Sorry! To the blonde woman driving a silver SUV the morning of Monday, July 29th at Dutch Bros on Freya Street: Thanks for the horning blaring and nasty gesturing because you thought I intentionally cut in front of you in line for coffee. I honestly didn’t see your SUV, and I apologized when “you brought it to my attention”, but that didn’t seem to matter to you. For a relatively attractive woman, no amount of makeup could have covered the “ugliness” that everyone saw in your face that morning! Your reaction was pretty severe considering it was just a cup of coffee...or was it? Yet when they took your order a few minutes later, you were all smiles? Obviously you need some kindness sent your way, so, oh yeah...that “mysterious” cup of coffee someone bought for you.. that was me! I sincerely hope you enjoyed it, and my hope is that a random act of kindness might make you be kinder to people.

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Help Wanted

Bill Easley, 59, has been looking for full-time work since he was laid off in 2011.

One man’s search for work, as others his age look toward retirement BY HEIDI GROOVER

very morning at 5:30, Bill Easley wakes up in a rented basement apartment where his budget for the month is taped to the wall. He spends the days that follow selling building materials for minimum wage at the Habitat for Humanity store or tweaking his résumé for every job opening he comes across. He fills a 3-inch-thick binder with job postings and cover letters. On weekends, he visits his sister or his aging parents. But mostly, he waits. He waits for good job postings, for callbacks, and most of all, for some direction. “It’s almost like I was destined to travel this path,” he says. “I just don’t know what’s happening.” Easley, 59, with soft blue eyes behind wire-rim glasses, used to sell real estate, then environmentally friendly building materials to architects. Today, he’s unemployed,

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surviving until recently on unemployment benefits and 18 hours a week at Habitat. Now, the benefits are over and the $165.42 a week — $661.68 a month — is all he has to budget. This is the life that’s left when the promise of a comfortable retirement is gone, washed away with the other certainties of previous generations. Easley is one of about 100 Eastern Washington seniors looking for help from the AARP’s Senior Community Service Employment Program. The organization matches people who are often near or past retirement age with local nonprofits for parttime work, while helping them fine-tune their résumés to find something permanent. “I’ll probably never know what retirement is,” Easley says. Easley grew up in Spokane, Pullman and Yakima. He

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got his GED, and when all the other 18-year-olds in town were saying they were going to move away, he really did it. Across California, he did everything from managing a Skipper’s to selling real estate. In that business, someone told him he should set up his 401k. But times were good. He didn’t think he’d need it. Now he sets up a meeting at a Starbucks, but doesn’t order anything. He’s traded in his smartphone for a $5-amonth “Obama phone” plan, a federal program through the FCC to give low-income people access to phones. This week, he’ll park his car and ride the bus instead. And even though he wants a permanent job, he’s considering turning to a temp agency. Easley’s attitude roller-coasters from beaten-down to hopeful, but always stops on the promise of tomorrow. He’s gained a new understanding of the downtrodden, he says, so he’s hoping for a job at a nonprofit, like the YMCA or SNAP. He’s stressed and tired, but he’s counting on his faith for answers. It can feel like that line from the old Simon and Garfunkel song “The Boxer,” he says: “Asking only workman’s wages, I come looking for a job. But I get no offers; just a come-on from the whores on Seventh Avenue.” “You start to feel that way,” Easley says. “Life can spiral downward, but you’ve got to keep yourself up. When you’re unemployed … you’ve got to get up in the morning and you’ve got to do something.” n heidig@inlander.com

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