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IT’S A STEAL GUARDIA BUST ROMANIAN ROBBERY GANG ALEX TRELINSKI
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he Guardia Civil have arrested nine Romanians in Guardamar and Formentera for allegedly robbing foreign visitors to the Costa Blanca and Mar Menor areas, who they started tracking as soon as they had entered the arrival terminals at Alicante-Elche or San Javier airports. Eight men and one woman aged between 22 and 42 are now in the hands of an Orihuela court. The Guardia were alerted that something was wrong back in April, with a string of thefts from holiday homes being reported to them in Algorfa, Torrevieja, the Orihuela Costa, San Miguel de Salinas, and La Manga, in addition to further afield in Calpe on the northern Costa Blanca. The alleged Romanian crooks had apparently put together a sophisticated operation which involved them targeting evening flight arrivals at either Alicante-Elche or San Javier, and then robbing
some of their unprepared victims straight away. Their main tactic though was to use various hire cars to follow new arrivals to their holiday destinations, where they would steal the contents of their bags and suitcases. They used hire cars to try to put the authorities off the gang’s scent, who
the Guardia said appeared to target mainly female holi-
daymakers. The Guardia’s raids in homes in Guardamar and Formentera uncovered several bags, a high-end mobile phone, and over eleven hundred euros in cash, with the nine people being arrested towards the end of May. Earlier this year, The Courier reported on British consular officials asking car rental companies to remove stickers from the back of cars as this makes them an obvious target for thieves. The car hire companies had pledged to issue new advice to their customers, which include never leaving belongings visible from outside the vehicle as well as ignoring distraction attempts either on the road or in a car park, as this could be part of a ploy ahead of a robbery.
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Firefighters battled for five hours last Saturday afternoon to bring a blaze under
control in the hills above the Orihuela area village of La Aparecida. Some five
hectares of forest were hit, with a helicopter and small plane being used in the
operation, with the blaze starting close to a deserted house. The dry scrubland
meant the fire spread quickly but the authorities had put it out within five hours.
ILLEGAL SHOCK
Plans to change Spain’s property law to protect buyers from having their houses demolished have been thrown out by the country’s upper house of parliament in Madrid. The Senate controversially threw out proposals to protect homeown-
ers who ‘paid in good faith’ for ‘irregular homes’ constructed on illegal or protected land. Expat lobby groups around Spain have long campaigned for a change to Article 34 of the Mortgage Law which allows
QUICK DROP AND PICK
A new “Express Parking” facility is set to open at Alicante-Elche airport next month. The facility will allow
motorists to park free of charge right in front of the terminal building for up to 15 minutes.
for irregular homes to be knocked down and no compensation given to the homeowner. They’ve expressed surprise at the vote adding that the major political parties had all expressed a desire to amend the law.
HOME TRUTHS Spanish home sale prices nationally fell by 0.11 percent in the first quarter of 2015, which is the lowest drop in value since the start of the financial crisis, when the housing bubble burst lead to property prices plummeting by an average of 30 percent. Regional variations actually saw a property rise of 0.69 percent in the Valencia region, which includes the Costa Blanca, and an above average hike of 1.35 percent in the Murcia region.
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Budget airline Jet2 has banned a passenger for life after a flight bound for Alicante-Elche airport was forced to divert to France last Friday (May 29th) due to his alleged boozy antics. An airline
spokesman claimed the unruly traveller ignored the crew's repeated orders to stop drinking alcohol brought on board, using intimidating language and threatening behaviour.
The man, identified by the airline as Grant Marshall, and 13 others were flying from Leeds Bradford Airport to Alicante-Elche when the crew decided to make an unscheduled stop to have him removed. The Boeing 757-200 landed at Toulouse Airport in southern France and Mr Marshall was escorted from the plane by police. The flight then continued on to its destination without him. Jet2 said Mr Marshall could now face prosecution and could be held liable for the cost of the diversion, which will run into several thousand pounds.
Almoradi and Orihuela firefighters spent 90 minutes putting out a blaze in an Almoradi scrapyard last Monday afternoon. The fire which saw a pile of old cars
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SALES UP
New car sales in Spain went up 14 percent yearon-year in May, according to the manufacturers' association Anfac. The figures mark 21 straight months of growth following a three point two percent annual rise in April. The government-backed PIVE subsidy scheme to boost new car sales has helped spur purchases over the last two years and was renewed for the eighth time last month with an injection of 225 million euros.
go up in smoke was in a unit just off the CV91 Almoradi to Orihuela road. Nobody was A plague of ticks and injured with the Guardia Civil midges forced Guardia Civil investigating the cause of officers to abandon their the incident. patrol car in Pilar de la Horadada last Friday, and to put a notice on the windscreen explaining why the vehicle was not in use, prior to fumigation. The Guardia's union, the AUGC, said that an officer’s arm had been bitten and slammed the conditions that their members work in, as well as referring to a similar incident a few weeks ago in a vehicle based at Fontcalent prison.
Elche's Rio Safari park has launched a new Foundation which aims to get people who need therapy or have special needs, to interact with some of their animals like the sea
lions. The park's therapeutic baths will be used for the sessions, which later in the month will also be used to welcome children with autism, cerebral palsy, and Down's syndrome.
JELLY FREE
NO FLY ZONE 80 thousand euro is be doled out to local councils to help in the battle
against flies and mosquitoes. Alicante Provincial Council is giving the cash
to 35 municipalities in grants of between 900 and 3,200 euro for preventative measures to stop the pests from spreading in the first place. Albatera, Algorfa, Almoradi, Benijofar, Catral, Daya Nueva, Dolores, Formentera del Segura, Guardamar del Segura, Jacarilla, Los Montesinos, Rojales, San Isidro and San Fulgencio will be some of the places to benefit.
Sign up today... Some 40 kilometres of jellyfish protection for bathers around the Mar Menor started being placed last Monday, which will protect 60 beaches in the area. The netting will
be kept in position for most of the area until the end of September, with extensions into October for some of the busier tourist spots at Los Alcazares and La Manga.
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KEEP IT IN THE FAMILY
Supermarket chain Mercadona has made it into the top 50 biggest familyrun businesses in the world, beating Spanish clothing empire Inditex by seven places. A list of the 500 largest on the planet put together by the Centre for Excellence at Ernst & Young accountants, together with the Family-Run
Business Centre at Switzerland's Saint Gallen University, features the Valencia-based company at number 48. This means the supermarket network, which now has branches all over the country and was founded by Juan Roig and family, has beaten the firm behind the Zara chain in terms of size.
BODY BEAUTIFUL
Over 600 body builders from across Spain hit Torrevieja's Teatro Municipal last weekend in a record-breaking entry for the National Bodybuilding
and Fitness Cup. The muscle men and women took part in the eighth staging of the contest with bulging biceps on display for all to see!
BIGGER DRUNI
Valencia region-based cosmetics and perfume chain Druni has launched a major expansion thanks to buying a similar firm and its 43 stores. Druni, which was founded by the Casp family in 1987 in the village of Carlet in Valencia province now has 246 stores across the country, but until recently has concentrated its expansion efforts into provinces close to home, on
the east coast and slightly inland. But the takeover of Madrid-based company Gilgo has allowed the firm to break into the capital, where it will shortly start renovating its 43 stores there and in nearby Toledo as well as opening a new one of its own. Druni already has in excess of 1,200 employees, and it is expected that all 208 of Gilgo's staff will be kept on.
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RECORD BREAKER
May 2015 will go down in history as the hottest recorded May since weather records began in Alicante Province. Six areas within the province logged over 40 degrees Celsius on May 13th and 14th, including Elche,
Rojales, and Orihuela. Crevillente clocked the hottest figure at 42 degrees. Average temperatures for the month were two degrees above the normal values, and rainfall levels were 85 percent lower than normal.
SLOW JUSTICE The murder trial of a mother and son collapsed for the second time in six years on Tuesday after Elche prosecutors called for a 20 year jail sentence for both of them (pictured at the 2009 hearing) over the alleged murder of her husband. The case fell apart over the keeping of telephone records with the jury being discharged by the judge. Prosecutors had accused the woman of killing her husband by running him over in the La Mata area of Torrevieja back in 2003. The long standing “crime of passion” case involved an Elda-based teacher, Miguel Lloret Candela, being downed by a car in a hit and run in January 2003, with the authorities claiming the vehicle was owned by his ex-wife, Dolores Sánchez Fernández. Reports suggested that she and her son, Miguel Lloret Sánchez, had a heated discussion with Mr.Candela the night before in a bar about an alleged affair with a woman.
ON YOUR BIKE
Around 250 people cycled the five kilometres distance between Daya Nueva and Daya Vieja last Sunday as part of the commemorations for World Recycling Day. The event
was organised by Vega Baja’s Consortium for Economic Development and started off with a recycling workshop for the youngsters in Daya Vieja’s Plaza del León.
DOLE DOWN
Spain’s dole queues showed a record May fall of 118 thousand down to four point two million, a 2.72 percent drop on April’s figures, and the biggest May reduction since records began. The drop meant 117,985 fewer people unemployed in the country, leaving a total of 4,215,031 people registered as unemployed. The Ministry said that on a year-on-year basis, the number of people registered as unemployed had fallen by 357,354 people, a 7.82 percent fall in comparison with a year earlier. The surge in new jobs can be down to
seasonal requirements at the start of the holiday season. The most noticeable fall in unemployment came in the service sector where jobless claims fell by 68,826 across Spain but it also fell in construction, industry and agriculture sectors and in each of Spain's regions. Alicante Province now has 189 thousand people on the dole, a yearly drop of under seven thousand (3.42 percent down on last month), whilst the Murcia region has 130 thousand people looking for work (3.93 per cent down on April).
A distinctive Santa Pola landmark will be demolished to make way for a supermarket. The Camelot night club closed down at the start of the year, after being in business for 25 years.
Santa Pola council has received planning application documents for the change to the site, though the name of the supermarket owner has not yet been revealed.
A National Police officer in Valencia City climbed up a four-metre wall to rescue a pet cat on Monday night, and then posed for a photo with him. The officer, David, was called out by a distressed owner whose Russian blue and white cat Leo had got stuck. David
had no qualms about scaling a wall more than twice his own height without any proper equipment to reunite Leo with his owner. But the officer said it was 'just a bit of fun' and 'all in the course of duty'. Leo was a little nervous after his ordeal, but otherwise unhurt.
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A 20-year-old Valencia man has been beaten up by tram security guards for refusing to pull up his lowslung trousers. The incident on the city's Metro happened last Thursday afternoon (May 20th) at Garbi station with a video showing two uniformed security guards hitting the man with batons, while fellow passengers scream and shout at the men to stop. The security guards claim
the man did not have a ticket and was wearing his trousers too low, and when the passenger was told to pull them up, he told the guards he could wear them how he liked. According to Valencia's tram authority, FGV, the young man entered the train with his trousers down and without a ticket. The two security guards have since filed a complaint that they received injuries in the scuffle with the
passenger. FGV sources also apologized for the actions of the security guards, condemning the force used by the men, who are employees of security company Garda. The company has opened an investigation into the incident in association with the police. The two security guards have been suspended from duty on request of the FGV pending the outcome of the investigation.
A un-named manager of an undisclosed local market is threatening to take legal action against Guardamar council for not implementing Valencia Supreme Court rulings to close down the Sunday “El Campico” market off the Lemon Tree Road. This is
separate from the Moncayo market operating across the highway, with “El Campico” running since 1992 with hundreds of stalls and bars. The market has operated unlicensed for 23 years and the court ruled that public interests were not served by it continuing. The
Informacion newspaper reported on Monday that the un-named manager of a rival market has been in touch with Guardamar council calling for them to instigate the closure as directed by the Supreme Court, which was not enforced affect last Sunday.
Over 50 animals took advantage of last Sunday’s official opening of Gran Alacant’s first dog park, which is the second in the Santa Pola municipality.
The area can be accessed at the main entrance behind the petrol station next to the park in Gran Alacant. can only be used by dogs that have been vaccinated and
are in good health, as well having an identity microchip. The opening featured a variety of events and talks, including a demonstration a local police dog.
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A judge has said no to a bail reduction for Princess Cristina with no cut in her 2.7 million euro bail ahead of her tax fraud trial. Investigative Magistrate Jose Castro said he would not slash the bail figure, after both Cristina's lawyers and the prosecutor had asked for the bail to be reduced to 450 thousand euros in accordance with what she would have to cough up as a fine if
convicted. Cristina, the 49-year-old sister of King Felipe, has been indicted as part of a four-year probe into her husband, Inaki Urdangarin, who faces charges including money-laundering and fraud. Cristina and Urdangarin, through their lawyers, have repeatedly asserted their innocence. The trial is expected late this year.
QUITE A BUZZ
A 95-year-old man was arrested on Tuesday on suspicion of killing a fellow resident in an old people's home in Northern Spain by bashing him on the head with a zimmer. The 88-year-old victim died in a Pamplona hospital after the attack in the residence in nearby Sanguesa.
"Police arrested the attacker, who according to two witnesses appeared to have used his metal walking frame in the attack, striking him in the head" in the victim's bedroom, a Navarra government spokesman said. "The motive is not known."
A swarm of over 30,000 bees which entered a parked car in the northern city of León forced to close a whole street for three hours last Saturday. The queen bee had escaped from her hive
and flew into a vehicle by the roadside, and the rest of the worker bees followed her, squeezing in through the bonnet. They were not discovered until some 90 minutes after the invasion, with the local police calling in a bee-keeper, who was delayed for some two hours. The keeper, in full protective uniform and gloves, 'smoked' the creatures out of the car into a cardboard box with a honeycomb inside it. It took at least an hour for him to remove them all and take them back to their hive.
SUMMER PILAR
Pilar de la Horadada's tourist information office on Plaza Campoamor has new extended opening hours for the summer season which will run until the end of September. The bureau will be open Monday through till Saturday between 10.00 am and 7.00 pm with no siesta, whilst it will also be manned on a Sunday between 10.00 am and 1.00 pm. The office saw a 40 percent rise in inquiries last year.
NAUGHTY MUMMY
A Madrid woman who allegedly committed 67 crimes within six months, using her 19 year old daughter as an accomplice, has been arrested. The 44 year old woman was accused of one robbery involving violence and intimidation; another 11 robberies with force; 15 crimes of falsified documents; 15 counts of stolen identity and 25 incidents of scamming, Police began investigating last November when they learned about various rob-
beries where documents and wallets were stolen from victims and later used to make online purchases, obtain credit and set up telephone lines. Victims of theft later reported credit card charges from stores or websites they had never visited. Investigators then started to make the connection between the crimes and were able to locate the mother and her daughter. The 44 year old had already been arrested previously for similar crimes.
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THE first time we threw a party at home, all our guests went home early. But that's the price one pays when the only albums in one's record collection are movie soundtracks. 'I've never been so embarrassed in my life,' Mrs S moaned after the last couple had fled the premises at 8.30pm. 'And it's all YOUR fault!' 'There was nothing wrong with my choice of music,' I argued. 'Maybe it was your avocado dip that made our friends leave so soon.' 'You're talking rubbish!' cried Mrs S. 'No, YOU'RE talking rubbish!' I cried back. As usual, our domestic duelling had entered the heady realms of super-intellectual engagement. After we'd cleared away all the unused party gear -the streamers, the hats, the balloons -- and vacuumed the carpet -- which didn't need Hoovering because no guest had been at ours long enough to leave a mess -Mrs S and I resumed our altercation. 'Oh, the shame of it all,' she said, plunging her humiliated head into her hands. 'All those excuses for not staying at the party. The last straw was Edna and Jack saying they had to get home to relieve the babysitter -- and they haven't even got kids!' 'I still say it was the avocado dip!' I insisted. 'No, husband, it was your music,' she insisted back. I glared at Mrs S. 'I'll have you know that my collection of film music has given me intense pleasure over the years.' Mrs S lifted her head from
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her hands and shook it. 'It wouldn't have been so bad if you'd owned the LPs from Oklahoma and South Pacific but to expect our guests to boogie to Bridge on the River Kwai and smooch to Spartacus is ridiculous.' 'But I adore my serious film music,' I said with a catch in my voice and a tear in my eye. 'I know you do,' responded Mrs S in soothing tones as she wrapped a comforting arm around my shaking shoulders. 'But I also know that one of your tricks when you're losing an argument is to pretend to weep. Well, I'm not falling for that one again.' I stopped my crocodile tears and stormed into the kitchen. 'Why did I ever marry that uncultured
woman!' I called out loud. 'Because you adore her,' suggested Mrs S's best friend Phyllis who had stayed behind after the party to help with the unnecessary cleaning-up. 'Don't be stupid, Phyllis,' I said. And then, suspecting that she might report our conversation back to her best pal, I added quickly: 'That I worship Mrs S goes without saying.' The idolised Mrs S entered the kitchen. 'The worst part of the party was when you asked the guests to form a circle and perform The Birdie Song.' 'But the Birdie Song is a party favourite,' I argued. 'I know that!' hissed Mrs S. 'But not YOUR version, the main theme from Birdman of Alcatraz.' 'That was a marvellous
movie,' I enthused. 'It certainly was,' said Phyllis, equally enthusiastically. 'Don't encourage him!' begged Mrs S, glaring at Phyllis. But it was too late. 'I don't know why the film was called Birdman of Alcatraz,' I said. 'Burt Lancaster had to leave his canaries behind when he was transferred there from another prison. He didn't have any birds at Alcatraz. The film should have been titled Birdman of Leavenworth.' There was a brief silence as Mrs S and Phyllis took in what I'd just told them. I really do like educating folk. Then I said: 'Anyway, I blame your mother.' Phyllis turned ashen. 'But my mother is dead. How can she have anything to do with any of this?'
'Not YOUR mother, Phyllis!' said Mrs S. 'He's talking about MY mother. Which begs the question of what my mum has to do with this shambles of a party.' 'She has everything to do with it,' I responded. 'Your mother has no taste in music and she's passed that on to you.' 'Garbage!' said Mrs S. 'I'll have you know that my mother is life president of the Bury branch of the Max Bygraves Fan Club.' 'And that's another thing,' I said. 'What's another thing?' chorused Mrs S and Phyllis. 'Krakatoa, East of Java,' I said. 'Huh?' the two women said in unison. 'Just like Birdman of Alcatraz, that film is another misnomer of a movie. Krakatoa is in fact WEST of
Java.' 'Please tell me that all this is part of a surrealist nightmare,' Phyllis begged. 'I'm afraid I can't do that,' said Mrs S as I plunged on. 'Your mother has lousy taste in music,' I insisted. 'She never got over it when Shirley Temple grew up and stopped singing.' 'But my mother is . . .' 'Not YOUR mother, Phyllis!' crooned Mrs S and me. All three of us were pretty exhausted at this point but I hadn't finished yet. 'And that's another thing,' I said. 'Do you both remember that Henry Fonda film called Big Deal at Dodge City?' 'No,' croaked the two women. 'Well,' I went on, 'The action clearly takes place in Abilene. So why call it Dodge City in the title on the film's UK release? And anyway, the original American title was A Big Hand for the Little Lady. So why change it in the first place? Go figure.' I looked around the kitchen and saw that, apart from the avocado dip, I was alone. I assumed that Mrs S had gone back to Phyllis's house for a chinwag but just in case she was still around I called out: 'I'm off for a shower now. 'And please don't put on that fright wig, pick up the bread knife and rip back the shower curtain while I'm in there. That Psycho joke of yours is wearing a bit thin now -- unless you actually plan to go through with the stabbing. Which, of course, you would never, ever do . . . would you?'
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FRUIT AND COKE CASE
The National Police have seized 200 kilos of cocaine found inside a hollowed-out batch of pineapples that arrived by ship from Central America into the southern port of Algeciras. The pineapples arrived from an undisclosed country and were en route to two companies, one based in Madrid and the other in the Barcelona area. Both companies were said to be run by Spanish nationals of Colombian origin, with police arresting three people.
KING OF JEERS
A leading member of the ruling Partido Popular in Madrid is calling for new laws to punish football supporters who misbehave during the singing of the Spanish national anthem before matches. The hardline approach is being advocated by Carlos Floriano, a vice-secretary within the PP after thousands of fans booed, hissed, and catcalled during the anthem before kick-off for last Saturday’s Copa del Rey final between Athletic Bilbao and Barcelona. Pictured is King Filipe, with to his left, an almost smiling Catalan prime minister, and staunch advocate of independence, Artur Mas. The match, held in the bedrock of Catalan nationalism, attracted the jeers of
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many Barcelona fans, with the PP saying that the 'attacks' on Spanish national symbols 'and especially when the King is present' are 'insults' which 'go beyond the right to freedom of speech' and should be sanctioned. "We need to go a step further - I'm going to
suggest some legal changes, because such incidences, which the people of Spain were horrified to have to witnessed, cannot keep happening," said Floriano. How exactly such changes would be policed remain somewhat of a mystery.
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aria and the Pink Ladies stage their annual Walk for Life in aid of the AECC cancer charity this Sunday morning (June 7th) at Playa Flamenca’s promenade. The five kilometre walk starts at 10.30am, with live entertainment provided throughout the day.
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ind hearted members of the San Miguel Golf Society have raised 4,000 euro for local charities during the last couple of years, and they were more than happy to hand out some more money at the La Finca course in Algorfa recently. Pictured is their captain, Phil DeLacy giving 250 euro to Stuart Rennie, organiser of the Linda Rennie Memorial which raises money for cancer research, and whose named memorial trophy the golfers played for last month.
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he Torrevieja based Velvetones Harmony chorus were in a giving mood recently when they handed over 600 euro to two local charities after another sell out concert last month. 300 euro went to the Torrevieja disabled children’s charity ALPE and their director Isabel Sanchez(pictured left) and another 300 euros was handed out to Torrevieja’s Alzheimer’s charity AFA, and their president, Matilda Sanchez (pictured on the right). New members for the Velvetones are always welcome with more details via their website, www.velvetonesharmonytorrevieja.com or by calling Lorraine on 663 751 773.
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Campoverde Theatre Group is putting on their latest variety show, Let Us Entertain You, in aid of a new charity, AMMA, the
Alzheimer’s Mar Menor Association. One of the founding members of AMMA has links to the Theatre Group and so it’s a perfect match up, as the show gets
ready to be staged at San Miguel’s Casa de Cultura on Friday 19th, Saturday 20th and Sunday 21st June. For more details and tickets, phone Jude on 966 844 460.
IBERIAN FUNERAL PLANS Iberian Funeral Plans who are celebrating their ninth anniversary and have recently moved into new offices in Benijofar one of 13 offices in total throughout Spain, Portugal and UK. The company has grown thanks to their reputation among clients, this reputation has been built up over the years thanks to the solid set up, with fully registered and legally constituted companies in each country. The experienced staff do not employ high pressure sales techniques, they are clear and up front with customers from the start. Iberian Funeral Plans put its success down to clear and precise pricing, terms and conditions combined with customer service and recommendations/referrals, genuine fixed price funeral plans. They don’t hide anything, are completely honest and up front in offering customers a fair and competitively priced service. Ave Frederico Garcia 45, Local 8 Benijofar 03178. Tel 965993498 Roger Brierley,Sales Manager, Iberian Funeral Plans. The best funeral plans at the best prices!
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he Samaritans in Spain will be offering non-stop entertainment tomorrow (Saturday June 6th) at their shop and drop-in centre at the Punta Marina shopping centre in Punta Prima. The day will include a fashion show, tombola, and cake stall, as well as live performances. Meanwhile the charity this week launched a new phone number on 900 525 100. Anybody who needs emotional support can call the number free of charge anytime and of course all calls are confidential. More details can be found at www.samaritansinspain.com
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Friday 5th June 2015
Life
Dog
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PETER SINGH A couple of weeks ago, I was driving along the outskirts of Pinoso and there in the middle of the road was a little black and white spaniel. He was in such a dangerous place and I feared for his life. I stopped the car and got out the tempting treats I always carry, but he was so terrified that he just ran off into the distance. I left him a bowl of food and went back later to check if he had ate it and thankfully he had. There was no sign of him though. Trying to catch these types of dogs is always a massive challenge, because they are so terrified. Throughout the next nine days I spotted him, as did a number of other people and he seemed to be travelling up the Pinoso to Yecla road and back again. I feared that I would next see him dead by the side of the road, after being hit by a vehicle, but thankfully this never happened. I put out a large dog trap we have, in a secluded spot and put some sardines in there along with some water and Jean went back, early the next morning and there he was laying inside the trap, as if he was sitting in front of the fire! I put my hands in the trap and secured him to a loop lead and opened the trap. He was very skittish and tried to run away. He made a sud-
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FINDING PEPE
den movement with his neck and the next thing I knew, I was looking at an empty lead, with no dog on the end of it. My heart sank, as he rushed away into the campo. I was simply gutted. It was my fault, as I had not put the lead on him properly. Through my own stupidity this dog’s life now lay in the balance. I reset the trap and again put some sardines in there with some water and also left a few tasty treats for good measure. We were overwhelmed when we went back the next morning to
again see him laying comfortably in the trap and he gave us a look as if to say, “you took your time”. This time we put the whole trap in the car and drove him straight to our vet, Cristina and had him checked over. He had no microchip, but he did have a load of fleas and ticks as you can imagine. The upsetting thing was after studying him, you could see that this dog had no spirit left. He just did not know what to do when he saw a person or another animal. He would just freeze as he hid away.
We took him home and gave him a healthy meal and some water and let him sleep. The sleep part I think is vital, as dogs like this have been through so much stress that sleep is something that will help them to recover a lot quicker. So we left him to rest on a nice bed. The next few days we made sure that he was in and amongst all of the other dogs we have. Again he would just freeze, but he had to go through this, in order to get use to other animals. To turn any dog around can take between a
day and eighteen months, depending on their character and the abuse they have undergone. This dog had obviously been shut away from the living world all of his life as he just could not register anything around him. The turning point came yesterday when Jean was outside with him and she witnessed the emotional turning point, in front of her very eyes. Pepe, as we have called him, walked straight up to her and gave her a play bow! We work so hard to experience moments like
this and every time it will bring a tear to your eye. He is now doing very well and each day is improving in confidence, bit by bit. I am so happy that the equipment we have, helped catch this little dog, but as he sat in the trap for the second time, I can’t help but think that he wanted to be caught. Pepe could now be laying dead on the side of the road, but instead he is laying on his posh bed, after another belly full of sardines. www.thedogyouneed.com is a registered charity, where we rehabilitate the most severely abused animals. Our charity registration number is 1157175. If you would be kind enough to donate anything to this special cause you can do by Paypal, where the account details are peter@thedogyouneed.com or to our Nat West charity account, where the sort code is 60-16-03 and the account number is 73754900. Anyone wanting to pay into the Spanish account, can do, where the details are The Spanish account is Cajamurcia bank. Account number 9007006467. IBAN - ES42 0487 0485 7290 0700 6467. BIC - GBMNESMMXXX. When donating via Paypal, can you please choose the option, personal payment or gift. Thank you sincerely.
PETS CORNER: CAN YOU TAKE IN A HOMELESS DOG OR CAT? KITTENS
HOLLY
SOOTY AND SWEEP Sooty (pictured) and Sweep are two stunning black kittens. They were found with their siblings covered in ants but thankfully are now fighting fit and ready for new homes. They are around six weeks old and very affectionate. Please telephone today on : 645 469 253. www.petsinspain.com
NIRA Nira and her three siblings were abandoned by the side of a busy road when they were only six weeks old. She is now 15 months old and fully vaccinated, micro chipped, spayed and longing for a home of her own. For more on Nira, please contact the kennels directly on 966 710 047 or send an email to info@satanimalrescue.com
Holly and her three brothers were found in a cardboard box in a terrible state. Now thanks to APAH they are happy, healthy puppies who look like cuddly teddy bears. They will be quite large when fully grown, but will be wonderful family dogs. To arrange to meet them, please call 630 422 563.
Due to the kitten season, APAH has lots of lovely kittens who are all looking for their first loving home. They vary in age and colour but after their terrible start in life, they all need one thing, someone to love and care for them. To visit APAH's cattery please cal 630 422 563.
ANGEL Angel is a six month old mixed breed puppy who will be large when fully grown. She’s a very pretty girl and very well behaved. For more on Angel,
please phone P.E.P.A. today on 650 304 746 or email p.e.p.a.animalcharity@gmail.com
NURIA Nuria has been very badly looked after in the past and is nervous of new things but she comes round quickly. and not phased by cats. For more on lovely Nuria, Call P.E.P.A. on 650 304 746 email p.e.p.a.animalcharity@gmail.com
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NEED MORE INCOME? TALK TO US TODAY ABOUT MONTHLY RETURN INVESTMENTS In retirement, income is more precious than when you were working. This is because once paid work stops, you have less opportunity to make good any losses.
Mark Harrison Partner AES International
It can be tempting to put all your money into savings accounts, which feel reasonably safe. But while this strategy might generate enough income to meet your retirement budgeting needs today, you could be locking yourself into falling living standards later on. Inflation is the worry for all expats taking income from their savings. Even if inflation was just 2% a year, an income of £100 a week today, would need to rise to £102 next year, £122 after 10 years and £149 after 20 years for you to maintain the same standard of living that you have today. There's not much chance of that if you are living off the interest from a savings account.
Other ways to grow your income To protect against inflation, advisers have typically recommended that you invest part of your money in other assets, such as gilts, corporate bonds, fixed interest securities and also equities (shares), to build in the opportunity for your income and capital to grow as the years go by. For example, you might consider investment funds aiming to provide high income by invest-
ing in well-established companies that pay out dividends. The Barclays UK Equity Income Fund has provided an average annual return of more than 8% per annum over the last 5 years. Investing in property funds has also traditionally been seen as a source of stable and growing income (underpinned by the rents paid for shops, offices and industrial units) and potential for growth. With both equities and property you are accepting extra capital risk - the risk that the value of your investment might fall - for the chance of a higher return. However, the markets for all investments have been turbulent since the 2008 global financial crisis. A range of 'structured products' aims to chart a middle course, offering you some of the growth of equities while protecting you to some extent from capital losses. These products are a mixed bag. Some use complex financial arrangements to provide their guarantees and it is important that your adviser selects the correct product for your needs. With any financial product, your adviser should check very carefully that you understand how it works, the risks involved and what you are paying. If you want further advice on investing some of your money for income then please contact me at mark.harrison@aesinternational.com or phone the office on 965 704 338.
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Friday 5th June 2015
About
Life COUGH UPS FOR COCK UPS TONY MAYES
It’s absolute madness as more than £100 million has been paid out by the NHS in compensation to relatives of patients who die as a result of blunders by hospital staff. There have been more than two thousand successful compensation claims in the last two years, resulting in 108 million pounds being paid out. Just think what the NHS could do in saving lives with that amount? The cases involve things like sloppy care, such as delays to critical treatment, an incorrect diagnosis, poor nursing or a medication error which led directly to death. In the last year, almost one third of the 1,347 pay-outs for patients dying were triggered by either a failure or a delay to treat a patient that ended up having critical consequences. And this is total madness because the pay out of claims reduces the amount of money available for other patients and results in even more delays. Crazy or what? Sadly we don´t live in a perfect world and never will, and mistakes in hospitals will always occur, but this litigation culture which Britain is now blighted with has become self -defeating, adding to a shortfall in money which causes even more problems. Come on, get a grip! On a more positive note comes news of a breakthrough where a virus which normally causes cold sores can be genetically modified so that it fights skin cancer cells. The modified herpes virus is harmless to normal cells but when injected into tumours, it replicates and releases substances to help fight the cancer. Trial results show the therapy could lengthen survival by years but sadly, as yet, only for
some melanoma patients. Obviously more research will be ongoing and will lead to more good news. In fact, we seem to be hearing almost every week of more types of cancers which can be halted or even reversed by an array of new drugs. No doubt you read the first sentence of this story and glanced over the words "genetically modified", without giving it any thought. I wonder how many people faced with a growing melanoma on their skin would refuse the treatment because of genetic modification? Now think for a moment of those stupid people who have for years frustrated scientists who have tried to research increased yields for crops to help the human race produce much needed food. Misguided fools marching on farms which have been trying to grow GM crops remember the stories? I hope all those who campaigned so angrily will think long and hard now. Genetic modification are not dirty
words. My quote of the week comes from a 39-year-old Nottingham man, Tom Shaw, who has fathered 14 children. He said on a TV programme featuring benefit culture Britain: "I don´t think we necessarily set out to create a big family, they just happen." Hasn´t he learned by now how they come to be conceived and how that can be prevented? This oversexed twit is costing British taxpayers £70,000 a year, with he and his wife awarded an eight-bedroom Victorian house paid for entirely on benefits! And he has the damned cheek to say he can´t get a job because he has his huge brood to look after. He blames it on employers who, immediately when they learn about his huge family, say he´s too much of a risk to employ because he would be off work so often if they were ill. It´s my guess he´s using this as an excuse. Question: Is it possible for a couple to properly bring up such a large family
without some or most of them turning out feral, and secondly, what on earth would happen to Britain if everyone was so completely irresponsible and decided to breed rather than work? A new word has entered into the English language Neets. It means 'not in education, employment or training' and Britain has an army of them - half a million in fact. They have given up trying to earn a living and have fallen under the radar not only due to their appallingly low levels of skills but also because they have abandoned hunting for jobs altogether. What Britain has is a growing under-class, brought about by the cradle to grave culture of socialism. People with a higher degree of education realise they have to limit the number of children they have to match the income they earn to look after them. Not so the under-class who know the more children they have, the more benefits they get. They breed the next generation of Neets and the whole
process continues all financed on benefits. The Organisation for Economic Co-operation and Development, the renowned international think tank, analysed labour force studies from across the world. It found 'a relatively high share' of 15 to 29-year-old Neets in the UK were 'inactive and not looking for a job'. One in four of those had been unemployed for more than six months and faced 'risks of skills erosion'. The OECD analysed 22 countries and found the UK has the biggest gap in literacy and problem-solving skills between 16 to 29year-old Neets and young employed people out of all the countries surveyed. What an indictment! Andreas Schleicher, director of education and skills at the OECD, said: "These people have given up and are not contributing to the UK economy. The longer people are in that situation the more of a liability they become to society." British Neets can claim a range of benefits, including Jobseeker's Allowance if they are aged over 18 and "looking" for work. Even those who are not trying to find a job can generally apply for carer's allowance, disability benefits and income support. It´s a real challenge for the new government, which must reduce the deficit and wean people off benefit culture. Surprisingly, Spain, one of the countries surveyed, has one of the fewest Neets, and it´s interesting that Spain does not open up Pandora´s Box to people to do nothing. Instead it gives help for a short time and then gives an ultimatum: work or starve. The same message should go out from the British government, regardless of all the whing-
ing from socialists, clergy, charities and do-gooders. But just as importantly, pressure must be put on employers to open up more apprenticeships and to use British Neets for basic jobs rather than people from overseas. How much longer will Britain tolerate the antisocial antics of so called travellers? Last week a group of them sparked fury after they pitched up a dozen caravans on a memorial burial ground outside Brighton. Local council officials, bombarded with complaints from people, including those whose relatives' ashes were scattered there, managed to persuade them to move on. But they left behind piles of rubbish, including breeze blocks and a gas canister. Why is it that there isn´t a British law making it illegal to set up camps anywhere other than licensed caravan sites? Those who do should have their vans seized and destroyed. That would stop it once and for all and end this annual summer invasion. And finally, can anyone come up with an answer to this one? There is a Spanish owner of two large dogs who lets them out of his home in an adjoining urbanisation to ours at around one o’clock every morning. The dogs, running free, make a beeline to our urbanisation to hunt feral cats and the noise is horrendous. A few nights ago, one cat was caught and killed. Eventually the owner arrived on a pushbike, chased the dogs and finally drew them away. Rebukes from residents were met with V signs and the like. It´s driving us mad - just after we get to sleep, it´s like being in the middle of WW3!!
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Single
Friday 5th June 2015
Life
TEN YEARS ON
JEANETTE ERATH
Did you use to live in a small town or a big city back in the UK, or do you still spend part of the year back home living in one? When you look out of your window are you gazing across open fields or staring at cars speeding past hurriedly travelling to their destinations? I used to have a house in Greater London and I loved living there. It was of course a large urban area which meant amenities were easily within reach but there was also the fresh air of the countryside. I thought I had it all, a very good job, a lovely family life, a semidetached house in a quiet cul-de-sac and friendly neighbours. We would pass our time chatting in the street while the children played nearby. I worked full time but still enjoyed many hours at home with my daughters and relaxing in front of the television. Of course life was far from perfect and that is why I found myself ten years ago, giving up my well-paid work and making the huge move to another country. A place with a strange language that I had no idea how to speak, a
completely different culture and no job or apparent opportunities. Looking back, I am so glad I made the move when I did. I´m not sure that I´d have the necessary bravery to do it now as I feel I may have become too comfortable and of course ten years of experiences would have been denied to me. However what was I expecting when I moved here? Having come from a big house with quiet neighbours in a busy town with good public transport, I moved to a small flat in a little town with no public transport to talk of. It was a culture shock to put it mildly! I believe that I managed to adapt to my new lifestyle quite well, but of course it took me time to get used to the massive change that I encountered. I had to accustom myself to the noises of living in an apartment block and I had to accept the different people that I was forced to live side by side with. Even when their attitude became unbearable and rude, I still maintained my dignity and let them get on with spreading their vicious rumours and
lies. This was possibly the hardest part of coming here, having to put up with people who, for whatever reason they wanted to invent, didn´t like me nor my children. But I did cope with it, I´m stronger than they thought I
life can be the most perfect way to spend your time if you allow it to be. I knew Spain would be different to England and that´s one of the reasons that I came. I needed a change and I wanted a better life.
some older, some younger and even children! It is a country where young people are welcome in bars and pubs in the evenings, and they are included in family outings to restaurants and are an important part of the
was and I wasn´t going to be forced out of this beautiful country by anyone. Whenever things became tough, I would sit on my balcony gazing at the beautiful sunset, breathing in the clean air and listening to the sounds of the street and I knew that I had made the right decision. This way of
I hope anyone reading this who has just arrived from the UK can identify with my story, and I hope those identifying are the ones like me, but if you came to Spain thinking that it is going to be Britain in the sun, then you are in for a huge surprise. This country is Spain, which is full of different people,
lifestyle. Over the last decade, I have had many experiences. I have remained close to people I knew back in 2005 and I have made new friendships. I´ve seen people come and go and my life has taken turns I never in my wildest nightmares could have imagined but I have
always known that this is my home. This is where I am meant to be and nothing and no one will get me to return to Britain. I´ve worked hard to learn the language and I have built up a successful business. Life can be hard over here but it´s not impossible and those of us working and living and working over here are living proof of this! The best piece of advice I could give anyone having just moved here is don´t give up. Paperwork and bureaucracy are an absolute hell but it´s the only downside to living here in my opinion. Remember as you look out of your window and gaze upon whichever scene is playing out in front of you, that you are living many people´s dream and although it´s not everyone´s ideal life it´s the one you have chosen so, while you´re here at least, make the most of it and let others do the same. I hope that you can look back in ten years time, on a decade full of laughs, sunshine, barbeques and swimming pools, and as you do so, you have a big smile.
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Spanish
Friday 5th June 2015
Life
Spanish 175
JEANETTE ERATH
I can´t begin to emphasise enough the importance of speaking Spanish whenever you can. If you want to improve there has to come a time when you are speaking the language and immersing yourself in the vocabulary and grammar of Spanish. Bear in mind that it´s a very long road and there are no short cuts regardless of what you may read or see on the internet. Even if you live with a Spanish speaker it would still take you a long time to pick up the language, after all our brains are not the same as a baby´s therefore we need to work harder to pick up the nuances of a new way to speak. Many people begin to learn Spanish and unfortunately give up because they realise just how difficult it is, no matter how many times I say it, some people seem to think I am just trying to put them off learning, when in fact, nothing could be further from the truth. I am so happy when I see an English native person speaking Spanish,
¡hola! Espero que hayas pasado una buena semana.
and I mean proper Spanish with the verbs conjugated and an attempt made at correct pronunciation and grammar. My other article has more than covered how I feel about foreigners emigrating to a country and making no attempt to learn the lingo, so all I´ll say is how proud I am of you, reading this, for making the effort to give it a go and trying to integrate into this fantastic country. Together we can speak Spanish, keep patient and calm and make Spanish friends. Open yourself up to this fabulous world in which we live. This week we are still talking about prepositions, they can be very confusing and I hope to make some of them a bit clearer for you. This week we are going to start with the verb según. The reason that I have chosen this preposition is because it is a strange one in that the English translation is two words, it´s by no means unique in this and
they can be quite confusing because we naturally think that there should be two words when we say it in Spanish if we are thinking in English and trying to translate. So, what does it mean? Its literal translation is ´according to´. Here are some examples of sentences using the preposition and you will see what I mean about thinking of other prepositions: According to him, it´s a good book – según él, es un buen libro, According to the government there´s no inflation – según el gobierno no hay inflación, According to the radio, it´ll rain tomorrow – según la radio, mañana va a llover. We can also use según when followed by mi opinion to mean, ´in my opinion´ as in the following examples: In my opinion, priority must be given to the following: Según mi opinion, los asuntos siguientes deberían ser prioritarios, in my opinion, this is the key part of this
proposal – según mi opinion, este es el elemento clave en la propuesta presente. So, you can see that it is a very useful preposition that is slightly different to English, as long as you remember that you only
need the one word to mean the same as two or three in English then you will be fine. Be sure to listen out for según next time you are listening to Spanish and if you don´t hear it then try to get it into the conversation yourself.
Have a great week, I´m going to leave you with a Spanish phrase, see if you know what it means. Until the next time, bye. El secreto para vivir en paz con todos consiste en el arte de comprender a cada uno según su individualidad.
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Friday 5th June 2015
FOCUS ON VILLAMARTIN
THE POST SHOP
The Post Shop Villamartin, previously located on the outside of Villamartin plaza, has now moved inside on the ground floor of the plaza due to expansion and is your one stop shop for all your postal needs. Still offering the UK and worldwide postal and courier service and secure mailboxes. They now offer an extended range of stationery, greeting cards, sweets, drinks crisp and ice creams. Also they provide internet stations with printing facilities and mobile top ups, everything is under one roof. In conjunction with Villamartin Plaza Insurances they now offer private health insurance, pre-paid funeral plans, and general insurances which include car, travel, house, life and pet insurance. Check out their web and facebook page for their latest offers and new services. THE POST SHOP VILLAMARTIN: Avenida De las Brisas, Villamartin, Orihuela Costa, 03189 Tel: 0034 966 765 950 Web: www.thepostshopvillamartin.es
VISTA CASAS Selling a Property? Trust 15 years experience and local property market knowledge with Vista Casas agency in Villamartin Plaza. They have a proven, successful record of selling properties in Orihuela Costa. If you want to sell your property quickly with a reputable, trustworthy agent visit their office in the Plaza.Vista Casas offer a comprehensive service for sellers; advertising your property on major property portals including A place in the Sun, Rightmove, Kyero and Think Spain. With a network of overseas collaborators, local newspaper adverts, and a prime office location, your property is marketed to its full potential to achieve a sale. They have clients visiting weekly from around the globe, serious buyers looking to buy now. Don’t miss the boat as NOW is the time to sell. If you are buying visit the Vista Casas website www.vistacasas.com for all styles of properties and budgets. Don’t delay, visit their office or call (0034) 966 764 114.
THE TREASURE CHEST The Treasure Chest at Villamartin and Quesada, established for over 10 years on the Costa Blanca have a huge range of Jewellery , Gold, Silver and Fashion. Watches brands such as Citizen, Police, Henley etc. Gifts for Birthdays, Weddings, Chrisening, Anniversaries etc. Instore Goldsmith Dermot with over 30 years experience for Gold and Silver repairs or to make something special like Wedding bands Massive range of Greeting Cards Wrap etc at highly competitive prices The Treasure Chest from small gifts and bling to a serious diamond ring. Telephone 966 718 100 Quesada High Street or Telephone 966 765 374 Villamartin opposite the Plaza.
PETRA HONIG Petra Honig Estate Agents have been established since 1999 with more than 15 years’ experience in the Costa Blanca property market and over 25 years property sale experience in the UK, German, and Spanish property sectors. Petra Honig Inmobiliaria has a successful proven track record with a multi office network with three offices located on the Costa Blanca South in Quesada, Villamartin (for the Orihuela Costa) and Guardamar. We are an independent, professional firm with a positive attitude, covering all aspects of residential property sales, through a business which is built on energy, agility, professionalism, and knowledge. Visit one of our three offices in Quesada, El Raso and Villamartin or logon to our Website at www.petrahonig.com
Friday 5th June to Thursday 11th June 2015
2 - TV Pullout
Friday 5th June to Thursday 11th June 2015
FRIDAY
5th JUNE
00:45 This Week 01:30 Holiday Weatherview 01:35 BBC News 07:00 Breakfast 10:15 The Housing Enforcers 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Claimed and Shamed 12:30 Don't Get Done, Get Dom 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News; Weather 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Perfection 16:00 Escape to the Continent 17:00 The Box 17:30 Flog It! 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News 19:30 Weather 19:30 BBC Local News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 BBC News; Regional News 20:30 A Question of Sport 21:00 EastEnders 21:30 The Vicar of Dibley 22:00 Have I Got News for You 22:30 Mrs Brown's Boys 23:00 BBC News 23:25 National Lottery Update 23:25 BBC Local News; Weather 23:35 The Graham Norton Show
00:15 Weather 00:20 Outbreak: The Truth about Ebola 01:20 Panorama 01:50 Inside the Factory: How Our Favourite Foods Are Made 02:50 24 Hours in the Past 03:50 This Is BBC Two 05:00 Schools - Human Planet: Change and Sustainability KS3 06:00 Spooky Science 06:30 Schools - The Great British Year 07:00 Homes Under the Hammer 08:00 Claimed and Shamed 08:30 Don't Get Done, Get Dom 09:15 Gardeners' World 09:45 Cowboys and Angels 10:15 Victoria Derbyshire 12:00 BBC News 12:30 BBC World News 13:00 Daily Politics 14:00 Cagney & Lacey 14:45 One Man and His Campervan 15:15 Cash in the Attic 15:45 Formula 1 17:45 Holiday of My Lifetime with Len Goodman 18:15 Antiques Roadshow 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Beat the Brain 20:00 Antiques Road Trip 21:00 Mary Berry's Absolute Favourites 21:30 Gardeners' World 22:00 Kate Humble: Living with Nomads 23:00 The Clare Balding Show 23:30 Newsnight
00:40 Piers Morgan's Life Stories 01:30 Jackpot247 04:00 Tonight 04:25 ITV Nightscreen 06:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show 07:00 Good Morning Britain 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 11:55 ITV News 11:59 ITV Local Weather 12:00 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News and Weather 14:55 ITV Local Weather 14:55 ITV Local News 15:00 Judge Rinder 16:00 Dickinson's Real Deal 16:59 ITV Local Weather 17:00 Tipping Point 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV Local News 19:30 ITV News and Weather 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 Gino's Italian Escape 21:30 Coronation Street 22:00 Doc Martin 23:00 ITV News at Ten and Weather 23:30 ITV Local Weather 23:30 ITV Local News 23:40 Music and Lyrics
00:00 Supercars: The Million Pound Motors 01:00 Big Fat Gypsy Weddings 02:00 The Job Centre 02:55 Damned Designs: Don't Demolish My Home 03:50 Dispatches 04:20 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 05:15 The Renovation Game 06:10 Deal or No Deal 07:00 Countdown 07:45 Will & Grace 08:35 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:30 Frasier 11:00 Car SOS 12:00 Come Dine with Me 13:00 Channel 4 News Summary 13:05 Come Dine with Me 14:35 Channel 4 Racing 18:00 Couples Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 21:00 Marvel's Agents of SHIELD 22:00 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown 23:00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man
00:00 Big Brother's Bit on the Side 01:00 SuperCasino 04:10 Cowboy Builders & Bodge Jobs 05:00 Wildlife SOS 05:25 HouseBusters 05:45 House Doctor 07:00 The WotWots 07:10 Igam Ogam 07:20 Lily's Driftwood Bay 07:30 Fireman Sam 07:40 Toot the Tiny Tugboat 07:50 Peppa Pig 07:55 Pip Ahoy! 08:10 Little Princess 08:20 The Mr Men Show 08:35 Thomas & Friends 08:50 Noddy in Toyland 09:00 Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom 09:15 Peppa Pig 09:30 Milkshake! Bop Box 09:35 Toby's Travelling Circus 09:45 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 Cowboy Builders & Bodge Jobs 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 Big Brother 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS: Los Angeles 16:15 Jesse Stone: Night Passage 18:00 5 News at 5 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 5 News Tonight 20:00 Ultimate Police Interceptors 21:00 Mysteries of the Bible 22:00 Big Brother 23:30 Big Brother's Bit on the Side
00:15 American Dad!
00:10 Celebrity Juice 00:55 Two and a Half Men 01:50 Mom 02:45 Royal Pains 03:30 Teleshopping 07:00 Life's Funniest Moments 07:20 Psych 08:05 Emmerdale 09:10 You've Been Framed! 09:35 Dinner Date 10:35 Psych 12:20 Royal Pains 13:10 Emmerdale 14:15 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 14:45 Dinner Date 15:40 The Jeremy Kyle Show 19:00 Judge Rinder 20:00 You've Been Framed! 21:00 Two and a Half Men 22:00 Skyfall
00:00 The Vice 01:10 Northern Lights 02:05 Wycliffe 03:00 Judge Judy 03:25 ITV3 Nightscreen 03:30 Teleshopping 07:00 Fresh Fields 07:25 Heartbeat 08:25 Where the Heart Is 09:30 Murder, She Wrote 10:35 Judge Judy 11:50 Inspector Morse 14:05 Heartbeat 15:05 Where the Heart Is 16:10 Wild at Heart 17:15 Fresh Fields 17:50 Doctor in the House 18:20 On the Buses 18:55 Heartbeat 19:55 Murder, She Wrote 20:55 Rosemary & Thyme 22:00 Paul O'Grady: For the Love of Dogs 23:00 Law & Order: UK
TV Choice 00:40 Family Guy 01:00 Truly Madly Wembley 02:00 Murder in Successville 02:30 Live at the Apollo 03:30 Nick Helm's Heavy Entertainment 04:00 Don't Tell the Bride 05:00 Close Coronation Street - What is Craig up to
20:00 Formula 1
In Emmerdale, the doctor explains Ashley won’t be able to have many visitors once he wakes up. Harriet insists it will just be her, determined to shut Laurel out. Later, Ashley wakes up but doesn’t remember the accident. Harriet tells him he had a seizure. PC Ward arrives to talk to Ashley but it’s clearly all a blank to him. In Corrie, Eileen receives a text from Jeff in Dubai who’s flying into Manchester and wants to meet her. But when Eileen arrives in the Bistro and scans the room for Jeff, she’s horrified to come face to face with a beaming Adrian. Her alarm turns to utter confusion when Todd appears, what has he done? In part 2, the penny finally drops for Eileen as she realises that Jeff is really Todd. Eileen demands answers. He bitterly explains it’s payback for the time he was attacked and left scarred after being stood up by his family. Believing Craig has started sleepwalking, Beth and Kirk camp out on the sofa for the night to catch him leaving the house. Rucksack on, Craig slips out of No.5 unseen while Beth and Kirk are distracted. What is he up to? Down in Walford, Jane and Ian are in shock following Cindy's ultimatum. Will they be able to stop her from taking drastic action? Les meets up with Claudette and tells her that it's over, but she warns him that ending things won't be so easy. Back at home, Paul has a heart-to-heart with Pam, but will he tell her what he knows about Les and Claudette?
21:35 Great Movie Mistakes 22:00 Live at the Apollo 22:30 Family Guy 23:20 EastEnders 23:50 Family Guy
TV Pullout 3
Friday 5th June to Thursday 11th June 2015
SATURDAY
6th JUNE
00:25 SunTrap
00:00 Weather
00:55 Truly Madly Wembley
00:05 Heroes: The Story of
01:55 Weather for the Week
the FIFA Women's World Cup
Ahead 00:50 Infamous
02:00 BBC News
01:35 Jackpot247 04:00 Britain's Best Bakery 04:50 ITV Nightscreen 07:00 Fort Boyard Ultimate Challenge
07:25 Pat & Stan 07:35 Dino Dan: Trek's 03:40 Wastemen Adventures 08:00 Canimals 04:40 This Is BBC Two 08:15 Sooty 07:00 Animal Park 08:30 Super 4 08:00 A Tale of Two Cities 08:45 Nerds & Monsters 09:00 Thunderbirds Are Go 09:55 Firecreek 09:25 ITV News 11:35 Talking Pictures 09:30 Weekend 12:25 The Man Who Knew Too 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 12:30 All Star Family Much Fortunes 14:20 Formula 1 13:15 ITV News and Weather 15:55 Live Formula 1 13:24 ITV Local Weather 13:25 Doc Martin 17:00 Formula 1 Rewind 14:30 Live French Open 18:00 Antiques Road Trip Tennis 19:00 Gardeners' World 18:30 Off Their Rockers 19:00 ITV Local News 19:30 Flog It! 19:10 ITV News and Weather 20:30 Edwardian Farm 19:25 You've Been Framed! 21:30 Dad's Army 20:00 Live UEFA Champions League 22:00 Pinewood: 80 Years of 23:20 ITV News and Weather Movie Magic 23:34 ITV Local Weather 23:35 Play to the Whistle 23:30 My Week with Marilyn 02:40 Question Time
07:00 Breakfast 11:00 Saturday Kitchen Live 12:30 The Box 13:00 BBC News; Weather 13:10 Football Focus 13:50 Athletics 15:00 Inspire: The Olympic Journey 15:30 Bargain Hunt 16:30 Homes Under the Hammer 17:30 Escape to the Country 18:00 Live Formula 1 20:15 BBC News 20:25 BBC Local News; Weather 20:35 Now You See It 21:05 The National Lottery: Who Dares Wins 21:55 Casualty 22:45 The John Bishop Show 23:30 National Lottery Update 23:30 BBC News; Weather 23:50 Not Going Out
00:05 Man Down 00:40 Virtually Famous 01:25 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 01:55 Perrier's Bounty 03:25 The Hotel 04:25 One Born Every Minute USA 05:15 Four Rooms US 06:05 River Cottage Bites 06:25 Deal or No Deal 07:15 How I Met Your Mother 08:05 Triathlon 08:30 The Grid 09:00 The Morning Line 10:30 Everybody Loves Raymond 11:30 Frasier 12:30 The Big Bang Theory 13:25 The Simpsons 14:25 Channel 4 Racing 18:00 Channel 4 News 18:20 Couples Come Dine with Me 19:05 Benchmark 20:00 Celebrity Fifteen to One 21:00 The Restoration Man 22:00 Anna Karenina
00:30 Big Brother 01:00 SuperCasino 04:10 Big Brother 05:20 Jackass 05:45 House Doctor 07:00 Peppa Pig 07:05 Bananas in Pyjamas 07:15 Milkshake! Bop Box 07:20 Angelina Ballerina 07:35 Pip Ahoy! 07:45 The Mr Men Show 08:00 Chloe's Closet 08:10 Milkshake! Monkey 08:15 Roobarb and Custard Too 08:20 Make Way for Noddy 08:35 Paw Patrol 08:50 Little Princess 09:00 Wanda and the Alien 09:15 Zack and Quack 09:30 Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom 09:45 Jelly Jamm 10:05 LazyTown 10:30 Dora and Friends 11:00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 11:35 Access 11:40 Cowboy Builders & Bodge Jobs 14:40 Columbo: Old Fashioned Murder 16:10 Inside Manchester's Midland Hotel 17:10 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 18:10 The Dog Rescuers 19:10 The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door 20:00 Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away 20:55 5 News Weekend 21:00 Make You Laugh Out Loud 22:00 Big Brother 23:00 Extraordinary People 23:55 Kellie Maloney: No Going Back
Keira Knightley as Anna Karenina
TV Choice
Football fans are in for a treat tonight as Mark Pougatch introduces live coverage of the Champions League Final from the Olympiastadion in Berlin. Barcelona are favourites to be crowned European champions for the fourth time in ten years and their much-vaunted attacking trio of Lionel Messi, Neymar and Luis Suarez will test the resilience of Juventus. But with Andrea Pirlo pulling the strings in midfield and Carlos Tevez a threat in attack, Juventus have their own potential match-winners and should not be underestimated. Commentary comes from Clive Tyldesley and Andy Townsend. If you´re looking for a bit of escapism though, BBC2 might be the place to go as Jonathan Ross gains unprecedented access to Britain's famous film studio to reveal the magic behind some of the greatest movies ever made. He encounters stars including Dame Joan Collins and Barbara Windsor, casts the spotlight upon the award-winning teams behind iconic heroes such as Superman and James Bond, and even risks life and limb attempting some daring and dangerous stunts of his own! On the subject of films, Channel 4 are showing Anna Karenina tonight, in which St Petersburg beauty Anna, played by Keira Knightley, in a passionless marriage to government official Alexei Karenin, played by Jude Law, and enters into a life-changing affair with the dashing Count Alexei Vronsky, played by Aaron Taylor-Johnson.
00:10 Family Guy 00:35 American Dad! 00:55 Family Guy 01:20 Murder in Successville 01:50 Festivals, Sex & Suspicious Parents 02:45 Live at the Apollo 03:15 Nick Helm's Heavy Entertainment 03:45 Murder in Successville 04:15 Great Movie Mistakes 04:40 Comedy Feeds 05:00 Close 20:00 Top Gear 21:00 Don't Tell the Bride 22:00 Live at the Apollo 22:30 Family Guy 23:35 Match of the Day Live
00:50 Celebrity Juice 01:35 Two and a Half Men 02:30 Royal Pains 03:15 Teleshopping 06:45 ITV2 Nightscreen 07:00 Emmerdale 10:05 Coronation Street 12:30 Britain's Got More Talent 13:30 Beethoven's 2nd 15:15 Mr Bean 16:25 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 16:50 Kangaroo Jack 18:35 Cats & Dogs 20:25 The Lost World: Jurassic Park 23:00 2 Fast 2 Furious
00:00 The Vice 01:10 The Pianist 03:45 Judge Judy 04:05 ITV3 Nightscreen 04:15 Emmerdale 07:00 Movies Now 07:10 Judge Judy 07:30 Where the Heart Is 09:35 Inspector Morse 14:00 Lewis 20:00 Midsomer Murders 22:00 Foyle's War
4 - TV Pullout
Friday 5th June to Thursday 11th June 2015
SUNDAY
7th JUNE
00:20 Tropic Thunder 01:55 Weather for the Week Ahead 02:00 BBC News 07:00 Breakfast 10:00 The Andrew Marr Show 11:00 The Big Questions 12:00 Sunday Politics 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News 14:10 Weather for the Week Ahead 14:15 Escape to the Country 15:00 Flog It! 15:40 The Truth About Your Teeth 16:40 Points of View 16:55 Songs of Praise 17:30 Nigel Slater: Eating Together 18:00 Countryfile 19:00 BBC News 19:15 BBC Local News; Weather 19:25 Live Formula 1 22:00 Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell 23:00 BBC News 23:20 BBC Local News; Weather 23:30 Live at the Apollo
00:15 UEFA Champions League: Extra Time James 01:00 The Chase 01:55 Jackpot247 02:05 Quatermass II 04:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 03:25 This Is BBC Two USA 04:45 ITV Nightscreen 07:00 The Big Allotment 07:00 Fort Boyard Ultimate Challenge Challenge 07:25 Pat & Stan 08:00 Countryfile 07:35 Dino Dan: Trek's 09:00 Gardeners' World Adventures 08:00 Canimals 09:30 Greatest Gardens 08:15 Sooty 10:00 The Beechgrove Garden 08:30 Fort Boyard Ultimate 10:30 Saturday Kitchen Best Challenge 09:25 ITV News Bites 09:30 Weekend 10:25 Judge Rinder 12:00 The Box 12:25 Long Lost Family 13:00 Mary Berry's Absolute 13:20 ITV News and Weather 13:29 ITV Local Weather Favourites 13:30 Live International 13:30 Alex Polizzi: Chefs on Football 16:10 Live French Open Trial Tennis 14:30 Live Athletics 19:00 ITV Local News 19:15 ITV News and Weather 18:20 Hotel India 19:30 Catchphrase 19:20 Shall We Dance 20:15 Celebrity Squares 21:00 Sunday Night at the 21:00 Antiques Roadshow Palladium 22:00 Armada - 12 Days to 22:00 Home Fires 23:05 ITV News and Weather Save England 23:19 ITV Local Weather 23:00 Protecting Our Foster 23:20 International Football Highlights Kids 01:05 The Many Faces of Sid
00:35 The Brave One 02:50 Marvel's Agents of SHIELD 03:40 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 04:40 Hollyoaks 06:45 The Common Denominator 07:40 How I Met Your Mother 08:05 British GT Championship 08:35 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:30 Frasier 10:00 Frasier 10:30 Sunday Brunch 13:30 George Clarke's Amazing Spaces 14:30 We Bought a Zoo 16:55 Diary of a Wimpy Kid 3: Dog Days 18:50 Channel 4 News 19:10 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 20:05 Location, Location, Location 21:00 For the Love of Cars 22:00 Channel 4's Comedy Gala
00:55 Access 01:00 SuperCasino 04:10 Big Brother 05:00 Furious & Funny: Caught on Camera 05:50 Make It Big 06:45 Angels of Jarm 07:00 Peppa Pig 07:05 Bananas in Pyjamas 07:15 Milkshake! Bop Box 07:20 Angelina Ballerina 07:35 Pip Ahoy! 07:45 The Mr Men Show 08:00 Chloe's Closet 08:10 Milkshake! Monkey 08:15 Roobarb and Custard Too 08:20 Make Way for Noddy 08:35 Paw Patrol 08:50 Little Princess 09:00 Wanda and the Alien 09:15 Zack and Quack 09:25 Olly the Little White Van 09:30 Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom 09:45 Jelly Jamm 09:55 Toby's Travelling Circus 10:05 LazyTown 10:30 Dora and Friends 11:00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 11:35 Access 11:40 The Dog Rescuers 12:10 Ultimate Police Interceptors 13:10 Benefits Britain: Life on the Dole 17:10 Open Season 3 18:40 The Haunted Mansion 20:15 The Wedding Date 21:55 5 News Weekend 22:00 Big Brother 23:00 Dark Skies
Love Island Returns toITV2
02:00 Family Guy 02:25 Murder in Successville 02:55 Nick Helm's Heavy Entertainment 03:25 Russell Howard's Good News
TV Choice
Comedian Jack Whitehall presents a packed hour of entertainment in Sunday Night at the Palladium over on ITV, featuring music and variety acts from all over the planet. Musical performances come from Simply Red, Jess Glynne and Leona Lewis. The show also features Japanese dance troupe EL Squad from the Wrecking Crew Orchestra, champion knife thrower Jack Dagger and his assistant the Unkillable Jenny, and comedians Sara Pascoe and Jack Carroll. There´s variety of a comedic style on Channel 4 as they host their Comedy Gala in aid of Great Ormond Street Hospital Children's Charity, returning for a sixth year to London's O2 Arena. The amazing all-star line-up for the annual comedy spectacular includes: Aisling Bea, Alan Carr, Jack Dee, Jason Byrne, Jon Sara Pascoe, Sean Lock, Trevor Noah, Warwick Davis and many more. It's a glittering night of fantastic entertainment with tons of laughter all in aid of raising money for an incredibly worthy cause. Meanwhile, over on ITV 2, there´s a brand new series of the relationship-based reality show, Love Island. In the live opening episode, host Caroline Flack introduces the cast of hot young singles who have come looking for a summer of love and romance in Majorca. The winning couple will leave the island with 50,000 pounds in six weeks' time, but to get their hands on it they will need to go the distance.
03:55 Live at the Apollo 04:25 Murder in Successville 05:00 Close 20:00 Great TV Mistakes 20:30 Top Gear 21:30 Match of the Day Live
01:10 Red Dragon 03:25 Life's Funniest Moments 03:50 Teleshopping 06:50 ITV2 Nightscreen 07:00 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 07:25 Emmerdale 10:40 Coronation Street 13:05 Take Me Out 14:20 Take Me Out - The Gossip 15:05 Mr Bean 15:45 Hotel Transylvania 17:30 Jurassic Park III 19:15 The Amazing Spider-Man 22:00 Love Island 23:30 Couples Retreat
00:00 A Touch of Frost 02:10 Wire in the Blood 03:05 ITV3 Nightscreen 03:30 Teleshopping 07:00 The Nun's Story 09:55 Heartbeat 12:00 Lewis 22:00 The One and Only Cilla Black 23:30 Lewis
Friday 5th June to Thursday 11th June 2015
MONDAY
TV Pullout 5
8th JUNE
00:15 Blades of Glory 01:45 Weather for the Week Ahead 01:50 BBC News 07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Crimewatch Roadshow 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Claimed and Shamed 12:30 Family Finders 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News; Weather 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Perfection 16:00 Escape to the Country 17:00 The Box 17:30 Flog It! 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News 19:30 Weather 19:30 BBC Local News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 BBC News; Regional News 20:30 Nigel Slater: Eating Together 21:00 EastEnders 21:30 Panorama 22:00 The Met 23:00 BBC News 23:25 BBC Local News; Weather 23:35 Have I Got a Bit More News for You
00:20 Vicious 00:50 Piers Morgan's Life 01:30 Formula 1 Stories 02:30 Countryfile 01:50 Jackpot247 03:30 Holby City 03:30 Motorsport UK 04:20 ITV Nightscreen 04:30 This Is BBC Two 06:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show 07:00 Homes Under the Hammer 07:00 Good Morning Britain 08:00 Claimed and Shamed 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 08:30 Don't Get Done, Get Dom 11:30 This Morning 09:15 Wanted in Paradise 11:55 ITV News 10:15 Victoria Derbyshire 11:59 ITV Local Weather 12:00 BBC News 12:00 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 12:30 BBC World News 14:30 ITV News and Weather 13:00 Daily Politics 14:55 ITV Local Weather 14:00 The A to Z of TV Gardening 14:55 ITV Local News 14:10 Cash in the Attic 15:00 Judge Rinder 16:00 Dickinson's Real Deal 14:40 Athletics 16:59 ITV Local Weather 15:45 Earthflight 17:00 Tipping Point 16:45 Are You Being Served? 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV Local News 17:15 'Allo 'Allo! 19:30 ITV News and Weather 17:40 Yes Minister 20:00 Emmerdale 18:15 Antiques Roadshow 20:30 Coronation Street 19:00 Eggheads 21:00 Johnny Kingdom's Wild Exmoor 19:30 Beat the Brain 21:30 Coronation Street 20:00 The Wonder of Dogs 22:00 Vicious 21:00 Springwatch 22:30 Off Their Rockers 22:00 Japan: Earth's Enchanted 23:00 ITV News at Ten and Weather Islands 23:30 ITV Local Weather 23:00 Episodes 23:30 ITV Local News 23:30 Newsnight 23:40 Carry On Forever
00:00 A Single Man
00:35 Lee Mack Live 01:40 Get Him to the Greek 03:30 Come Dine with Me 05:45 River Cottage Bites 06:00 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 06:55 How I Met Your Mother 07:45 Will & Grace 08:35 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:30 Frasier 10:30 Car SOS 11:30 Come Dine with Me 13:00 Channel 4 News Summary 13:05 Come Dine with Me 14:10 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 15:10 Countdown 16:00 Deal or No Deal 17:00 Benchmark 18:00 Couples Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 21:00 Dispatches 21:30 Gadget Man 22:00 Kevin McCloud: Escape to the Wild 23:00 Man Down 23:35 My Tattoo Addiction
00:50 Crank: High Voltage 02:35 SuperCasino 04:10 Inside Manchester's Midland Hotel 05:00 House Doctor 05:25 Make It Big 06:45 Angels of Jarm 07:00 The WotWots 07:10 Igam Ogam 07:20 Lily's Driftwood Bay 07:30 Fireman Sam 07:40 Toot the Tiny Tugboat 07:50 Peppa Pig 07:55 Pip Ahoy! 08:10 Little Princess 08:20 The Mr Men Show 08:35 Thomas & Friends 08:45 Milkshake! Monkey 08:50 Noddy in Toyland 09:00 Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom 09:15 Peppa Pig 09:35 Toby's Travelling Circus 09:45 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 Cowboy Builders & Bodge Jobs 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 Big Brother 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS 16:15 Hit & Run 18:00 5 News at 5 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 5 News Tonight 20:00 World's Busiest 21:00 Furious & Funny: Caught on Camera 22:00 Inside Manchester's Midland Hotel 23:00 Big Brother
01:50 Mom 02:40 Fake Reaction 03:15 Teleshopping 06:45 ITV2 Nightscreen 07:00 Life's Funniest Moments 07:20 Psych 08:05 Emmerdale 08:35 Coronation Street 09:35 Dinner Date 10:35 Psych 11:30 Royal Pains 12:20 The Real Housewives of Atlanta 13:10 Emmerdale 13:40 Coronation Street 14:45 You've Been Framed! 15:20 The Jeremy Kyle Show 18:40 Love Island 20:10 Jurassic Park III 22:00 Love Island 23:00 Ibiza Weekender
01:40 The Breakfast Club 03:20 Doctor in the House 04:10 ITV3 Nightscreen 04:15 Emmerdale 07:00 Fresh Fields 07:25 Heartbeat 08:25 Where the Heart Is 09:25 Murder, She Wrote 10:30 Judge Judy 11:50 The Return of Sherlock Holmes 14:05 Heartbeat 15:05 Where the Heart Is 16:10 Wild at Heart 17:15 Fresh Fields 17:50 Doctor in the House 18:20 On the Buses 18:55 Heartbeat 20:00 Murder, She Wrote 21:00 A Touch of Frost 23:00 Law & Order: UK
TV Choice
Coronation Street - Simon Attacks Leanne In Monday´s Emmerdale, Robert’s shocked by Victoria’ engagement, threatening he will send Adam to prison if it saves her from marrying him. Later, Robert warns Adam to leave the village to save Victoria, threatening to close down the Scrapyard if he doesn’t go. Victoria warns if she is forced to choose, she will choose Adam. They pack and prepare to leave. Soon Robert and Andy realise Adam and Victoria are doing a runner. In our first visit to Coronation Street, Gail barges her way into No.11 and insists on waiting for Michael. Michael’s furious to see her and slams out. Michael later bowls into the Bistro, roaring drunk, loudly revealing that Andy’s an impostor and Gail concealed the death of his real son. Simon’s growing increasingly moody and storms out of the flat when Leanne asks him to help with some jobs. He later returns in a foul mood, angrily reminding Leanne that his mum is dead and hurls the TV remote at her, hitting her in the face. Leanne’s stunned. When we return for part 2, as Eileen and Michael get physical on the sofa, Michael starts to struggle for breath and collapses in agony. Simon apologises for losing his temper but Leanne marches him round to No.1 and leaves him with Ken. Ken’s curious about her bruise, will Leanne admit it was caused by Simon? In Eastenders, Ronnie discovers that Charlie has been planning Nick's funeral and will be attending the service alone today. Charlie refuses to let her go with him, so Ronnie turns to Ben for some help.
00:00 Family Guy 00:45 American Dad! 01:05 Family Guy 01:30 Murder in Successville 02:00 Festivals, Sex & Suspicious Parents 03:00 Truly Madly Wembley 04:00 Where Am I Sleeping Tonight? 04:55 Close 20:00 Top Gear 21:00 Don't Tell the Bride 22:00 Stacey Dooley Investigates 23:00 EastEnders 23:30 Russell Howard's Good News
6 - TV Pullout
Friday 5th June to Thursday 11th June 2015
TUESDAY
9th JUNE
00:20 The Graham Norton Show 01:05 Weather for the Week Ahead 01:10 BBC News 07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Crimewatch Roadshow 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Claimed and Shamed 12:30 Family Finders 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News; Weather 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Perfection 16:00 Escape to the Country 17:00 The Box 17:30 Flog It! 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News 19:30 Weather 19:30 BBC Local News 20:00 The One Show 20:30 BBC News; Regional News 20:30 EastEnders 21:00 Holby City 22:00 The Syndicate 23:00 BBC News 23:25 National Lottery Update 23:25 BBC Local News; Weather 23:35 Fox Wars
00:40 Carry On Screaming 02:20 Jackpot247 00:20 Steph Houghton 04:00 UEFA Champions League England's World Cup Captain Weekly 00:50 Match of the Day Live 04:25 ITV Nightscreen 06:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show 03:30 Watchdog 07:00 Good Morning Britain 04:30 This Is BBC Two 09:30 Lorraine 07:00 Homes Under the Hammer 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 08:00 Claimed and Shamed 11:30 This Morning 11:55 ITV News 08:30 Family Finders 11:59 ITV Local Weather 09:15 Collectaholics 12:00 This Morning 10:15 Victoria Derbyshire 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News and Weather 12:00 BBC News 14:55 ITV Local Weather 12:30 BBC World News 14:55 ITV Local News 13:00 Daily Politics 15:00 Judge Rinder 14:00 The Super League Show 16:00 Dickinson's Real Deal 16:59 ITV Local Weather 14:45 One Man and His 17:00 Tipping Point Campervan 18:00 The Chase 15:15 Cash in the Attic 19:00 ITV Local News 16:00 Earthflight 19:30 ITV News and Weather 20:00 Emmerdale 17:00 Are You Being Served? 20:30 A Great Welsh Adventure 17:30 'Allo 'Allo! with Griff Rhys Jones 18:00 Yes Minister 21:00 Me and My Guide Dog 22:00 The Enforcers 18:30 Match of the Day Live 23:00 ITV News at Ten and 21:00 Springwatch Weather 22:00 An Hour to Save Your Life 23:30 ITV Local Weather 23:00 Rev 23:30 ITV Local News 23:40 Benidorm 23:30 Newsnight 00:15 Weather
00:35 24 Hours in A&E 01:30 One Born Every Minute USA 02:20 Country House Rescue 03:20 The House the 50s Built 04:15 The Renovation Game 05:10 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 06:05 Jamie's Money Saving Meals 06:35 The Common Denominator 07:00 Countdown 07:45 Will & Grace 08:35 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:30 Frasier 10:30 Car SOS 11:30 Come Dine with Me 13:00 Channel 4 News Summary 13:05 Come Dine with Me 14:10 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 15:10 Countdown 16:00 Deal or No Deal 17:00 Benchmark 18:00 Couples Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 21:00 Running the Shop 22:00 No Offence 23:00 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown
00:00 Big Brother's Bit on the Side 01:30 Jackass 02:00 SuperCasino 04:10 The Dog Rescuers 05:00 Wildlife SOS 05:25 HouseBusters 05:45 House Doctor 07:00 The WotWots 07:10 Igam Ogam 07:20 Lily's Driftwood Bay 07:30 Fireman Sam 07:40 Toot the Tiny Tugboat 07:50 Peppa Pig 07:55 Pip Ahoy! 08:10 Little Princess 08:20 The Mr Men Show 08:35 Thomas & Friends 08:45 Milkshake! Monkey 08:50 Noddy in Toyland 09:00 Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom 09:15 Peppa Pig 09:35 Toby's Travelling Circus 09:45 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 Cowboy Builders & Bodge Jobs 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 Big Brother 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS 16:15 The Mystery Cruise 18:00 5 News at 5 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 5 News Tonight 20:00 Ultimate Police Interceptors 21:00 The Dog Rescuers 22:00 Blinging Up Baby: The Blinger, The Better 23:00 Big Brother
00:00 Celebrity Juice 00:50 Two and a Half Men 01:35 Love Island 02:35 Royal Pains 03:20 Teleshopping 06:50 ITV2 Nightscreen 07:00 Life's Funniest Moments 07:20 Psych 08:05 Emmerdale 08:35 Coronation Street 09:35 Dinner Date 10:35 Psych 11:25 The Real Housewives of Atlanta 13:10 Emmerdale 13:40 Coronation Street 14:45 Catchphrase 15:30 The Jeremy Kyle Show 18:50 Love Island 19:50 The Vow 22:00 Love Island 23:00 Bad Bridesmaid
00:00 Wycliffe 01:05 The Return of Sherlock Holmes 03:00 ITV3 Nightscreen 03:30 Teleshopping 07:00 Fresh Fields 07:25 Heartbeat 08:25 Where the Heart Is 09:25 Murder, She Wrote 10:25 Judge Judy 11:50 Sherlock Holmes: The Master Blackmailer 14:05 Heartbeat 15:05 The Royal 16:10 Wild at Heart 17:15 Fresh Fields 17:50 Doctor in the House 18:20 On the Buses 18:55 Heartbeat 20:00 Murder, She Wrote 21:00 Midsomer Murders 23:00 Law & Order: UK
Eastenders - Ronnie Finds a Receipt
TV Choice In Tuesday´s Emmerdale, Emma warns Ross that Debbie will only manipulate him and Pete, but he storms out, heading to the garage where he and Debbie find a stolen car left by Charlie. Ross frantically tries to get rid of it before the police arrive. Victoria has run away, as she’s in the frame over Ashley. Robert finds Victoria and Adam’s phones at the scrapyard. Later, Robert tells Andy he has sent a message to Diane on their behalf, while a troubled Harriet overhears their exchange. Harriet is soon thrown when Robert employs her to track down Victoria and to name her price for the work. In Eastenders, Ronnie is more paranoid about Roxy and Charlie than ever. She turns to Vincent for help, but asks him to leave after having second thoughts. When Ronnie tries to find out exactly what they've been up to, she is devastated by what she finds out. At the same time, Charlie goes for a coffee with Roxy and explains that he wants his marriage to work. Ronnie later confronts Roxy and Charlie, but they insist that nothing is going on between them anymore. As Ronnie secretly carries on with her plan, she asks Ben and Abi to prepare a dinner for Roxy and Charlie so she can make amends for her accusations. Roxy and Charlie are pleased to see Ronnie back to her old self, but they're unaware of her plan...
00:00 Family Guy 00:45 American Dad! 01:10 Family Guy 01:30 Stacey Dooley Investigates 02:30 Russell Howard's Good News 03:00 Where Am I Sleeping Tonight? 04:00 Don't Tell the Bride 04:55 Close 20:00 Top Gear 21:00 Don't Tell the Bride 22:00 Festivals, Sex & Suspicious Parents 23:00 EastEnders 23:30 Nick Helm's Heavy Entertainment
TV Pullout 7
Friday 5th June to Thursday 11th June 2015
WEDNESDAY
10th JUNE
00:20 Reign of Fire 01:55 Weather for the Week Ahead 02:00 BBC News 07:00 Breakfast 10:15 Crimewatch Roadshow 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Claimed and Shamed 12:30 Family Finders 13:15 Bargain Hunt 14:00 BBC News; Weather 14:45 Doctors 15:15 Perfection 16:00 Escape to the Continent 17:00 The Box 17:30 Flog It! 18:15 Pointless 19:00 BBC News 19:30 Weather 19:30 BBC Local News 20:00 The One Show 21:00 DIY SOS 22:00 The Interceptor 23:00 BBC News 23:25 National Lottery Update 23:25 BBC Local News; Weather 23:35 SunTrap
00:15 Weather 00:20 Armada - 12 Days to Save England 01:20 Antiques Roadshow 02:20 Rip Off Britain: Food 03:05 Britain's Greatest Generation 04:05 This Is BBC Two 07:00 Homes Under the Hammer 08:00 Claimed and Shamed 08:30 Family Finders 09:15 Antiques Roadshow Detectives 09:45 Cowboys and Angels 10:15 Victoria Derbyshire 12:00 BBC News 12:30 Daily Politics 14:00 Cagney & Lacey 14:45 One Man and His Campervan 15:15 Cash in the Attic 15:45 Earthflight 16:45 Are You Being Served? 17:15 'Allo 'Allo! 17:45 Yes Minister 18:15 Antiques Roadshow 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Beat the Brain 20:00 The Wonder of Dogs 21:00 Springwatch 22:00 Springwatch Unsprung 22:30 Napoleon 23:30 Newsnight
00:10 The Big Fish Off 01:05 Jackpot247 04:00 Loose Women 04:45 ITV Nightscreen 06:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show 07:00 Good Morning Britain 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 11:55 ITV News 11:59 ITV Local Weather 12:00 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News and Weather 14:55 ITV Local Weather 14:55 ITV Local News 15:00 Judge Rinder 16:00 Dickinson's Real Deal 16:59 ITV Local Weather 17:00 Tipping Point 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV Local News 19:30 ITV News and Weather 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Coronation Street 21:00 The Cube 22:00 Long Lost Family 23:00 ITV News at Ten and Weather 23:30 ITV Local Weather 23:30 ITV Local News 23:40 The Enforcers
00:00 My Granny the Escort 01:05 Born Naughty? 02:05 KOTV Boxing Weekly 02:30 Triathlon 03:00 The Grid 03:25 British GT Championship 03:55 The Renovation Game 04:50 Phil: Secret Agent Down Under 05:45 Deal or No Deal 06:35 The Common Denominator 07:00 Countdown 07:40 Will & Grace 08:35 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:30 Frasier 10:30 Car SOS 11:30 Come Dine with Me 13:00 Channel 4 News Summary 13:05 Come Dine with Me 14:10 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 15:10 Countdown 16:00 Deal or No Deal 17:00 Benchmark 18:00 Couples Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 21:00 The Auction House 22:00 24 Hours in A&E 23:00 Shut-Ins: Britain's Fattest People
00:00 Big Brother's Bit on the Side 01:00 Cricket on 5 02:00 SuperCasino 04:10 Caught on Camera 05:00 Wildlife SOS 05:25 HouseBusters 05:45 House Doctor 07:00 The WotWots 07:10 Igam Ogam 07:20 Lily's Driftwood Bay 07:30 Fireman Sam 07:40 Toot the Tiny Tugboat 07:50 Peppa Pig 07:55 Pip Ahoy! 08:10 Little Princess 08:20 The Mr Men Show 08:35 Thomas & Friends 08:45 Milkshake! Monkey 08:50 Noddy in Toyland 09:00 Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom 09:15 Peppa Pig 09:35 Toby's Travelling Circus 09:45 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 Cowboy Builders & Bodge Jobs 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 Big Brother 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS 16:10 Fatal Friends 18:00 5 News at 5 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 5 News Tonight 20:00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 21:00 Make You Laugh Out Loud 22:00 Caught on Camera 23:00 Big Brother
00:00 Family Guy 00:45 American Dad! 01:10 Family Guy 01:30 Festivals, Sex & Suspicious Parents 02:30 Nick Helm's Heavy Entertainment 03:00 Stacey Dooley Investigates 04:00 Festivals, Sex & Suspicious Parents 04:55 Close 20:00 Top Gear 21:00 Don't Tell the Bride 22:00 Live at the Apollo 23:00 Murder in Successville 23:30 Bad Education
00:00 Celebrity Juice 00:50 Two and a Half Men 01:40 Love Island 02:40 The Vampire Diaries 03:25 Teleshopping 06:55 ITV2 Nightscreen 07:00 Life's Funniest Moments 07:20 Psych 08:05 Emmerdale 08:35 The Cube 09:35 Dinner Date 10:35 Psych 11:25 The Real Housewives of Atlanta 13:10 Emmerdale 13:40 The Cube 14:45 Dinner Date 15:40 The Jeremy Kyle Show 19:00 Love Island 20:00 You've Been Framed! 21:00 Two and a Half Men 22:00 Love Island 23:00 Celebrity Juice 23:50 The Vampire Diaries
00:00 The Vice 01:10 Sherlock Holmes: The Master Blackmailer 03:05 ITV3 Nightscreen 03:30 Teleshopping 07:00 Fresh Fields 07:25 Heartbeat 08:25 The Royal 09:30 Murder, She Wrote 10:30 Judge Judy 11:50 Sherlock Holmes: The Last Vampyre 14:05 Heartbeat 15:05 The Royal 16:10 Wild at Heart 17:15 Fresh Fields 17:50 Doctor in the House 18:20 On the Buses 18:55 Heartbeat 19:55 Murder, She Wrote 21:00 Lewis 23:00 Blue Murder
TV Choice
Coronation Street - Welcome Home Kylie In Emmerdale tonight, Zak tells Cain he thinks Ross took his winnings but when Lisa overhears Zak’s forced to confess about pawning her ring. Cain and Zak head to find Ross baying for his blood. Meanwhile, Emma confesses to James that she told Pete something was going on between Ross and Debbie. And James immediately guesses what Pete has done. Meanwhile, in Coronation Street, a nervous Kylie arrives back on the street. When David finds Kylie on the doorstep, his relief soon turns to anger. Spewing apologies, Kylie explains how her addiction landed her in the gutter but she’s totally clean now. Kylie begs him to let her see Max and Lily. It’s an emotional reunion with Lily and a wary Max. However Kylie’s dumbfounded when Callum arrives to collect Max, shocked that he has access. David spits that she’s only got herself to blame, leaving him at the mercy of the courts with no rights. Kylie vows to fight Callum for Max now that she’s sorted herself out. Will David agree to join forces or is there no way back for Kylie? When she hears how Tony’s grovelling to Liz by sending flowers, Tracy gleefully reveals how Tony paid two thugs to put the frighteners on her. Still reeling from yet another blow, Liz meets Erica for lunch at the Bistro and is flattered by the attentions of two brewery employees. Nick’s jealous as Erica flirts with Paddy, while Liz and Dan get on famously. Sean’s surprised to see Liz back at the Rovers with a new man
8 - TV Pullout
Friday 5th June to Thursday 11th June 2015
THURSDAY
11th JUNE
00:05 The Met
00:15 Weather
01:05 Weather for the Week
00:20 Modern Times
Ahead
01:20 Portillo's State Secrets
01:10 BBC News
01:50 Horizon
07:00 Breakfast
02:50 The Detectives
10:15 Crimewatch Roadshow 11:00 Homes Under the Hammer 12:00 Claimed and Shamed 12:30 Family Finders
03:50 This Is BBC Two 07:00 Homes Under the Hammer 08:00 Claimed and Shamed 08:30 Family Finders 09:15 Shark
13:15 Bargain Hunt
10:15 Victoria Derbyshire
14:00 BBC News; Weather
12:00 BBC News
14:45 Doctors
12:30 BBC World News
15:15 Perfection
13:00 Daily Politics
16:00 Escape to the Continent
14:00 Cagney & Lacey
17:00 The Box
14:45 One Man and His
17:30 Flog It!
Campervan
18:15 Pointless
15:15 Cash in the Attic
19:00 BBC News
15:45 Earthflight
19:30 Weather
16:45 Are You Being Served?
19:30 BBC Local News
17:15 'Allo 'Allo! 17:45 Yes Minister
20:00 The One Show 20:30 BBC News; Regional News 20:30 EastEnders
18:15 Antiques Roadshow 19:00 Eggheads 19:30 Beat the Brain
21:00 Watchdog
20:00 The Wonder of Dogs
22:00 The Truth About Your Teeth
21:00 Springwatch
23:00 BBC News
22:00 Stonemouth
23:25 BBC Local News; Weather
23:00 Mock the Week
23:35 Question Time
23:30 Newsnight
00:40 Tales from Northumberland with Robson Green 01:05 Jackpot247 04:00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA 04:45 ITV Nightscreen 06:05 The Jeremy Kyle Show 07:00 Good Morning Britain 09:30 Lorraine 10:25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30 This Morning 11:55 ITV News 11:59 ITV Local Weather 12:00 This Morning 13:30 Loose Women 14:30 ITV News and Weather 14:55 ITV Local Weather 14:55 ITV Local News 15:00 Judge Rinder 16:00 Dickinson's Real Deal 16:59 ITV Local Weather 17:00 Tipping Point 18:00 The Chase 19:00 ITV Local News 19:30 ITV News and Weather 20:00 Emmerdale 20:30 Tonight 21:00 Emmerdale 21:30 Big Box Little Box 22:00 Britain's Busiest Airport Heathrow 23:00 ITV News at Ten and Weather 23:30 ITV Local Weather 23:30 ITV Local News 23:40 Reggie & Thunderbirds: No Strings Attached
00:00 The Job Centre 01:05 Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA 01:55 One Born Every Minute USA 02:45 Chopin Changed My Life 03:40 Lover Come Back 05:30 River Cottage Bites 05:45 Deal or No Deal 06:35 The Common Denominator 07:00 Countdown 07:45 Will & Grace 08:35 Everybody Loves Raymond 09:30 Frasier 10:30 Car SOS 11:30 Come Dine with Me 13:00 Channel 4 News Summary 13:05 Come Dine with Me 14:10 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 15:10 Countdown 16:00 Deal or No Deal 17:00 Benchmark 18:00 Couples Come Dine with Me 19:00 The Simpsons 19:30 Hollyoaks 20:00 Channel 4 News 21:00 Domino's Pizza: A Slice of Life 22:00 The Tribe 23:00 999: What's Your Emergency?
00:00 Big Brother's Bit on the Side 01:00 Inside Manchester's Midland Hotel 02:00 SuperCasino 04:10 Person of Interest 05:00 Wildlife SOS 05:25 HouseBusters 05:45 House Doctor 07:00 The WotWots 07:10 Igam Ogam 07:20 Lily's Driftwood Bay 07:30 Fireman Sam 07:40 Toot the Tiny Tugboat 07:50 Peppa Pig 07:55 Pip Ahoy! 08:10 Little Princess 08:20 The Mr Men Show 08:35 Thomas & Friends 08:45 Milkshake! Monkey 08:50 Noddy in Toyland 09:00 Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom 09:15 Peppa Pig 09:35 Toby's Travelling Circus 09:45 Bananas in Pyjamas 10:00 Tickety Toc 10:15 The Wright Stuff 12:10 Cowboy Builders & Bodge Jobs 13:10 5 News Lunchtime 13:15 Big Brother 14:15 Home and Away 14:45 Neighbours 15:15 NCIS 16:15 Smoke Screen 18:00 5 News at 5 18:30 Neighbours 19:00 Home and Away 19:30 5 News Tonight 20:00 Blinging Up Baby: The Blingier, The Better 21:00 Benefits Britain: Life on the Dole 22:00 Big Brother 23:00 Hens Behaving Badly
00:00 Family Guy
00:45 Two and a Half Men 01:35 Love Island 02:35 The Vampire Diaries 03:25 Teleshopping 06:55 ITV2 Nightscreen 07:00 Life's Funniest Moments 07:20 Psych 08:05 Emmerdale 08:35 Coronation Street 09:10 You've Been Framed! 09:35 Dinner Date 10:35 Psych 11:25 The Real Housewives of Atlanta 13:10 Emmerdale 13:40 Coronation Street 14:15 You've Been Framed! 14:45 Dinner Date 15:40 The Jeremy Kyle Show 19:00 Love Island 20:00 You've Been Framed! 21:00 Two and a Half Men 22:00 Love Island 23:00 Reality Bites 23:50 Celebrity Juice
00:35 The Vice 01:40 The Royal 02:30 Judge Judy 03:10 ITV3 Nightscreen 03:30 Teleshopping 07:00 Fresh Fields 07:25 Heartbeat 08:25 The Royal 09:25 Murder, She Wrote 10:30 Judge Judy 11:55 Sherlock Holmes: The Hound of the Baskervilles 14:05 Heartbeat 15:05 The Royal 16:10 Wild at Heart 17:15 Fresh Fields 17:50 Doctor in the House 18:20 On the Buses 18:55 Heartbeat 20:00 Murder, She Wrote 21:00 Foyle's War 23:00 Blue Murder
TV Choice 00:45 American Dad! 01:05 Family Guy 01:30 Murder in Successville 02:00 Bad Education 02:30 Festivals, Sex & Suspicious Parents 03:30 Live at the Apollo Emmerdale - Tension and Tantrums
04:30 Murder in Successville
There´s tension in tonight´s Emmerdale. Debbie argues with Pete, telling him to give her some space. Later, Ross confronts Debbie about their kiss but she denies there’s a spark between them. Debbie is utterly confused what to do. Cain advises Debbie to stay away from Ross, likening their relationship to his and Charity’s. Debbie goes to visit her mum in prison, where she tells a shocked Charity she is cheating on Pete with Ross. Charity’s trying to get her head round Debbie’s news when Debbie asks her mum for advice. However they are interrupted by the end of visiting hours. Later, Debbie is dropped a bombshell by her mother. There is a major event that will reveal itself tonight, involving Charity. It is such a shock, the producers have asked us not to reveal or hint at anything, so you really do NOT want to miss this. Kirin’s teenage party starts to get out of hand but Kirin doesn’t care. Priya heads home and is gobsmacked when she walks into the party, ordering everyone home and Kirin to clean up. A drunk Kirin tries to kiss Priya. Will she tell Rakesh what Kirin has done. In Eastenders, Masood's new stall is opening today, but his main focus is still on finding his granddaughter. He speaks to Jane about his intentions and after getting Roxy to look after the stall, they head to the address together. Jane suggests that Masood should talk to Shabnam first, but just as they're about to leave.
05:00 Close 20:00 Great TV Mistakes 20:30 Top Gear 21:30 Match of the Day Live
Friday 5th June to Thursday 11th June 2015
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10 - TV Pullout
Friday 5th June 2015
CODE CRACKER Code Cracker is a crossword puzzle with no clues; instead, every letter of the alphabet has been replaced by a number, the same number representing the same letter throughout the puzzle. All you have to do is decide which letter is represented by which number. In this week’s puzzle, 25 represents B and 24 represents Z, when these letters have been entered throughout the puzzle, you should have enough information to start guessing words and discovering other letters.
QUICKIE
Across
Down
1 Trainer (5) 4 Marque (5) 10 Strict (5) 11 Put back (7) 12 Responded (8) 13 Eager (4) 15 Myth (6) 17 Flattened (6) 19 Hop (4) 20 Influential (8) 23 Investigate (7) 24 Financial institutions (5) 25 At no time (5) 26 Does business (5)
2 Complies with (5) 3 Expresses disapproval of (8) 5 Mature (4) 6 Within the shortest distance (7) 7 Respected (11) 8 Discharged (5) 9 Insignificant (11) 14 Look like (8) 16 Quick look (7) 18 Uninterested (5) 21 Concluding (5) 22 Nucleus (4)
Last weeks Solution
Across: 1 Smash, 4 Depend, 9 Aviator, 10 Chaos, 11 Seek, 12 Examine, 13/18 Big toe, 14 Huge, 16 Geek, 20 Elderly, 21 Idea, 24 Dread, 25 Elevate, 26 Misses, 27 Traps. Down: 1 Sparse, 2 Alike, 3 Hate, 5 Exchange, 6 Evasive, 7 Duster, 8 Grieg, 13 Begrudge, 15 Undress, 17 Seldom, 18 Tyres, 19 Caress, 22 Drama, 23 Beat.
Scribble Pad
DOUBLE CROSS-WORD Solve the Double Cross-Word puzzle using either the standard or cryptic clues, the answers are exactly the same.
CRYTPIC CLUES Across 1 As a whole, at home, the kid has nothing (2,4) 4 Fumed, finding lubricant in sack (6) 9 A letter from Greece about a sort of April flower (7) 10 Glue recipe is blended as a type of porridge (5) 11 Dance the Georgia chop (5) 12 Common key signatures contain apes (7) 13 First Lady in is seventh heaven (3) 14 Chooses Portsmouth to host the game (5) 16 Requests tea before the chores (5) 18 Heir I left for the woman (3) 19 Agree very old novel is over-the-hill (7) 21 Saw a daughter get mature (5) 23 A taxi returns, initiating its counters (5) 24 The enjoyment of French dawn (7) 25 Logs on differently to
say goodbye (2,4) 26 Request proportional representation? Yes your majesty (6) Down 1 Challenges dealt with the imp’s gun (7) 2 Twist the law writ (5) 3 Upstage alien’s instrument (7) 5 Major ganglia, part of the brain, perhaps (5) 6 They can be seen in the window: Romeo and Juliet having union! (7) 7 Do the French point to benefits (5) 8 Sharks pound bosses (11) 15 By and large, it’s a boilersuit (7) 16 A preview of a laggard (7) 17 Sauna user’s jumper (7) 19 Love having friends, they are real gems (5) 20 Side with gal in trouble (5) 22 King George in any cross (5)
STANDARD CLUES Down Across 1 Calls into question (7) 1 Entirely (2,4) 2 Cause to spin (5) 4 Cooked in hot water (6) 3 Brass musical instrument 9 Type of plant (7) 10 Thin, liquid food of oat- (7) meal (5) 5 Keyboard instrument (5) 11 Lively ballroom dance 6 Overlapping slats (7) (5) 7 Alms (5) 12 Long-tailed primates (7) 8 Type of sharks (11) 13 Day before (3) 14 Recreation (5) 15 Including everything (7) 16 Chores (5) 16 Rear section of an artic18 Of a female (3) ulated lorry (7) 19 Too old to be useful (7) 17 Knitted garment (7) 21 Maxim (5) 23 Counting frames (5) 19 Gemstones (5) 24 To please highly (7) 20 Arrange in line (5) 25 Goodbye (2,4) 22 Enraged (5) 26 Divine entreaty (6) Last weeks Solution Across: 1 Voices, 5 Drab, 9 Let, 10 Crime wave, 11 Promise, 12 Stout, 13 Putsch, 15 Traced, 19 Sofia, 21 Useless, 23 Raincoats, 24 Van, 25 Stir, 26 Ernest. Down: 2 Outpost, 3 Cacti, 4 Slides, 5 Dresser, 6 Alamo, 7 Slip up, 8 Heat, 14 Chaucer, 16 Cleaves, 17 Dosing, 18 Curate, 19 Sore, 20 Flint, 22 Essen.
FILL IT IN
Complete the crossword grid by using the given words:
3 letter words Inn Lac Lad Led Oar Opt Pen Psi Rag See Tam Tun 4 letter words Ales Anew Area
Arts Aura Bode Bone Brig Cola Croc Ease Ecru Eons Hero Huge Ices Icon Laws Less Mete Peat Pets
Pier Rout Ruhr Song Spas Them Watt Wrap 5 letter words Adult Alley Along Aught Beret Bruin Cater Cocoa Epoch
Orate Osier Penny Pleat Prune Soggy Stare Taupe There Toast Tooth Toper Votes 6 letter words Aisled Artery Chilli Income
Matins Pampas Tribal Vessel 7 letter words Hardtop Shebang 8 letter words Shredder Subtitle 9 letter words Political Trappings
SPANISH-ENGLISH CROSSWORD
Improve your Spanish - clues in Spanish, answers in English or vice versa.
Across 2 Baby (4) 3 Chica (4) 5 Día de San Esteban (6,3) 8 Incense (8) 12 Trineos (5) 14 Cazuela (3) 15 Clero (6) 16 To slide (8) 18 Comer (3) 20 Hostería (posada) (3) 21 Árbol (4)
Down 1 Toboggan (7) 2 Niño (3) 4 Rojo (3) 5 Drinks (7) 6 Guest (at home) (8) 7 Big box (5) 9 Nuevo (no usado) (3) 10 Tinsel (6) 11 Muñeca (juguete) (4) 13 Tronco (leño) (3) 16 Elf (6) 17 Regalo (obsequio) (4) 19 Juguete (3)
Friday 5th June 2015 Across 9 What was the name of the politician who, in 1924, became the UK’s first Labour prime minister? (6,9) 10 What name was given to the elaborate and extensive ornamentation in decorative art and architecture that flourished in Europe in the 17th century? (7) 12 Maseru is the capital of which landlocked constitutional monarchy in southern Africa? (7) 13 What name is often given to bits of tissue, blood or urine that are taken for diagnostic purposes? (9) 14 Which island country in the central Mediterranean, about 100 km (60 miles) south of Sicily, was awarded the George Cross in 1942? (5) 15 Often found on coastlines, by what other name is the flowering plant the ‘thrift’ (Armeria) also known? (3,4) 18 Which compound is the chief component of cane or beet sugar? (7) 21 What name is given to eight performers or singers who perform together? (5) 23 What is the name of the curved wooden horn about three feet long, with a cupped
mouthpiece and a bell, used by the Swiss to sound the ‘ranz des vaches’ and other melodies? (9) 25 According to Greek mythology what was the name of the tragic king of Thebes who unknowingly killed his father Laius and married his mother Jocasta? (7) 26 The name of which fine smooth yarn spun from combed long-staple wool is derived from the name of a parish in Norfolk? (7) 29 By what other name is Santa Claus also known? (6,9) Down 1 In Britain, what name is often given to a Nativity scene, a depiction of the birth of Jesus as described in the gospels of Matthew and Luke? (4) 2 What title is often given to an independent ruler or chieftain, especially in Africa or Arabia? (4) 3 Which rum-producing district in Cuba gives its name to a cocktail containing rum and lime juice? (8) 4 Which 18th/19th century French physicist, mathematician and philosopher gave his
SUDOKU (Very Easy)
Quiz Word
name to the basic unit of electric current? (6) 5 What name was formerly given to medical practitioners who specialised in the treat-
ment of diseases or defects of the eye; an ophthalmologist? (8) 6 By what other name is the small, furry Australian
TV Pullout 11 arboreal marsupial with a long, usually prehensile, tail, the phalanger, better known? (6) 7 What name for a small circular fort, erected for defence purposes along the coast of Britain during the Napoleonic Wars, comes from the Italian for ‘hammer’? (8) 8 By what name is a barrister known as in Scotland and South Africa? (8) 11 Which American multinational corporation is best known for its Mac line of computers, the iPod music player, the iPhone smartphone and the iPad tablet computer? (5) 15 What name is frequently given to people who behave in an ostentatious manner in an effort to win admiration or public attention? (4-4) 16 What name for a medicine taken or given to counteract a particular poison is derived from the Greek for ‘given against’? (8) 17 What is the name of a soldier’s or hiker’s bag with shoulder straps, which is carried on the back and typically made of canvas or other weatherproof material? (8) 19 In the US, what is the name of the legislative body
that meets at the Capitol in Washington DC? It was established by the Constitution of 1787 and is composed of the Senate and the House of Representatives. (8) 20 What first name is shared by former French rugby union international Blanco, French singer, songwriter, poet, composer, artist, actor and director Gainsbourg and the Russian composers Prokofiev and Rachmaninoff? (5) 22 What name is given to a moving part in a machine that transmits motion in a straight line between a cam and another part? (6) 24 What is the surname of the American film and television actress who is best known for her role as Jennifer Hart in the 1980s television series Hart to Hart? (6) 27 Be Young, Be Foolish, Be Happy (1970) and Hey Girl Don’t Bother Me (1971) were both UK hit singles for which US vocal group? (4) 28 What name is often applied to the time of day immediately following sunset? (4)
SALLY’S SIMPLE SPANISH
TRABAJOS - JOBS
Match these words with their Spanish translations then find them in the wordsearch. (Answers below)
science QUIZ
ANSEWRS: 1. ABO Blood Groups 2. An Otter 3. Cactus 4. 0.5 5. Mackerel 6. Mechanically Recovered Meat 7. Dragonfly 8. A Beetle 9. Short Sighted 10. To Combat Disease And Infection 11. The Ladybird 12. Uranium 13. Pressure 14. The Rocket 15. 46 (23 Pairs)
Last Week’s Solutions Code Cracker Last weeks Quiz Word Solution Across: 1 Rock elm, 7 Verdi, 8 Free verse, 9 Uzi, 10 Eden, 11 Myriad, 13 Ration, 14 Joules, 17 Aurora, 18 Dais, 19/5 Sid Vicious, 22 Orchestra, 23 Acorn, 24 Even. Down: 1 Rifle, 1/4 Clement Freud, 3 Envy, 4 Martyr, 7 Venison, 12 Bourbon, 13 Russian, 15 Lean-to, 16 Oracle, 17 Adios, 19 Space, 21 Gene.
el cura
el albañil
el electricista
el bailarín
el fontanero
el banquero
el jardinero
el bombero
el juez
el camarero
el panadero
el cantante
el peluquero
el cartero
el pescador
el contable
el sastre
Empareja estas palabras - Match the Spanish and English words You will find the answers at the bottom of the quiz. 1.el abogado, 2.el albañil,
16.el peluquero, 17.el pescador,
k.the waiter, l.the judge,
3.el bailarín, 4.el banquero,
18.el sastre.
m.the dancer, n.the banker, o.the baker, p.the electrician,
5.el bombero, 6.el camarero, 7.el cantante, 8.el cartero,
a.the fireman, b.the gardener,
9.el contable, 10.el cura,
c.the singer, d.the fisherman,
11.el electricista,
e.the builder, f.the post-man,
12.el fontanero, 13.el jardinero,
g.the lawywer, h.the tailor,
14.el juez, 15.el panadero,
i.the priest, j.the accountant,
Soduko
Span - Eng
Quizword
q.the plumber, r.the hairdresser.
Answers: 1g, 2e, 3m, 4n, 5a, 6k, 7c, 8f, 9j, 10i, 11p, 12q, 13b, 14l, 15o, 16r, 17d, 18h.
1. Karl Lienstater discovered what medical breakthrough in 1901? 2. What lives in a holt? 3. What plant has flowers but no leaves? 4. What Is The Value Of Sine 30 Degrees? 5. What type of fish is a Scomber Scombrus? 6. In The Food Processing Industry , What Do The Initials MRM Stand For? 7. Which insect has the best eyesight? 8. What Type Of Insect Is A Weevil? 9. At least a quarter of humanity is what? 10. What Is The Function Of White Blood Cells? 11. Which Insect Is Popular With Gardeners Because It Feeds On Aphids? 12. What is mainly extracted from pitchblende? 13. What Does A Manometer Measure? 14. Which Steam Locomotive Won The Prize For Providing The First Regular Passenger Service? 15. How Many Chromosomes Does A Healthy Human Have?
el abogado
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12 - TV Pull-Out
Friday 5th June to Thursday 11th June 2015
Soap
Box
We have some exciting casting news this week as acclaimed actress Dakota Blue Richards is joining the cast of Endeavour III as WPC Shirley Trewlove, appearing from film 2 alongside Endeavour Morse as a new regular character. Thorough, determined and forthright, Trewlove proves herself a vital addition to the force and quickly draws the admiration of Endeavour by demonstrating natural initiative, a wry sense of humour and perhaps most keenly, a rare intellect – one not entirely similar to his own. Executive Producer Russell Lewis said “Bright, capable and brave, WPC Shirley Trewlove is a very welcome addition to the ranks of Oxford’s Finest. While very much a young woman of the 1960s, Trewlove also evokes a very particular kind of timeless British heroine. Betjeman’s ‘Ring leader, Tom-boy, and chum to the weak’. The sort of clear-eyed, resourceful young woman one wouldn’t be surprised to find behind the wheel of the ambulance in 'Ice Cold in Alex’ or keeping Robert Donat company across the moors in ’The 39 Steps.' In Dakota we have found our perfect Trewlove.” Dakota Blue Richards said “It's very exciting to be joining the talented cast of Endeavour. WPC Trewlove is incredibly astute and
Your Weekly round-up of the TV news
ENDEAVOUR AND LEWIS SET TO RETURN
enthusiastic and I can't wait to see how her story unfolds.” Alongside Dakota, which familiar faces will return for Endeavour III after the shocking and tragic events at the end of series II? Falsely accused Endeavour Morse (Shaun Evans) was last seen isolated and alone languishing in prison, framed for the murder of Chief Constable Rupert Standish. Endeavour had unearthed corruption at the very heart of the City Force but his investigation had taken a sinister twist. Will his life be back on track? “Live in the shadows long enough…? You forget the sun.” And does it resemble the life he’d known? What of Endeavour’s senior officer, DI Fred Thursday (Roger Allam), whose life was hanging in the balance after being shot in the chest? Has Thursday sur-
vived serious injury? Is his trademark trilby still hanging on its hook? In other police drama news, Detectives Robbie Lewis and James Hathaway are returning to ITV in six new episodes of Lewis, as one of ITV’s best-loved and most enduring dramas returns for a ninth series. Kevin Whately and Laurence Fox reprise their roles as the detectives renowned for investigating Oxford’s most complex murders, alongside Angela Griffin as Detective Sergeant Lizzie Maddox. DCI Banks and Scott & Bailey star Steve Toussaint joins the cast as a new regular character, Chief Superintendent Joseph Moody. The high flying, by the book CS soon clashes with Robbie Lewis over the latter’s more traditional approach to detective work. With forensic pathologist
Laura Hobson contemplating early retirement, and the new boss piling on the pressure, will Lewis finally decide to call time on his policing career? Meanwhile, after years of avoiding the thorny issue of family ties, Hathaway is forced to confront his past as his surprised colleagues at Oxfordshire Police are introduced to his father and sister, played by Nicholas Jones and Sally Scott as Philip N Hathaway and Nell Hathaway. Also joining the cast for the first of the new films, ‘One For Sorrow,’ are Steve Pemberton and Helen Schlesinger as Ian and Vivienne Tedman, a university lecturer and her husband with connections to the death of psychology student and artist Talika Desai. Against a murky backdrop of social media, drugs, taxidermy and alternative art, Lewis and Hathaway are called to investigate the death of over achieving student and amateur taxidermist, Talika Desai, by an apparent drug overdose. Ralf Little stars as art agent Sean Wilkinson, Tim PigottSmith as taxidermist Jasper Hammond, and Naomi Scott as social media star Sahira Desai. The new series of Lewis will go into production this month and will once again feature the beautiful locations in and around the city of Oxford.
Tension in Emmerdale
Perhaps not as explosive as the fire on Coronation Street, or as dramatic as being hit by a rucksack on Eastenders, fans of Emmerdale are in for a tense week, with one story so guarded by secrecy we´re not even allowed to hint at it (but we think we can tell you that it involves Charity). Robert takes news of Victoria’s engagement badly. Victoria and Adam go on the run but Andy and Aaron cover the facts. Double dating Pete is suspicious at Debbie and Ross colluding. Ashley has a seizure and receives a diagnosis. Bernice has a fictional boyfriend but Tracy smells a rat. Debbie’s anger at Pete pushes her into Ross’s arms. A con-
fused Debbie visits her mum in prison. Kirin makes a pass at Priya. Charity drops a bombshell. Remember that´s just what we´re allowed to tell you! One thing we can reveal this week is that (don´t read if you don´t want a spoiler) Ashley wakes up but doesn’t remember the accident. Harriet tells him he had a seizure. PC Ward arrives to talk to Ashley but it’s clearly all a blank to him. Now, back to what we can´t tell you. Thursday is the day not to be missed as all will be revealed and it is one gobsmacking twist that promises to leave viewers with more questions than answers. But what is it? Wait and see on Thursday.
TRELI ON THE TELLY WITH ALEX TRELINSKI
Comedy guru Barry Cryer hates it, whilst Dad’s Army co-creator, Jimmy Perry, loves it. What am I writing about? It’s ITV’s comedy Vicious, which returned on Monday night with the wonderful Ian McKellen and Derek Jacobi camping it up in another set of entertaining barbs and tirades, backed up by the splendid Frances de la Tour. I loved the first series two years ago, but I can understand that it would not be to everybody’s taste. Barry Cryer’s take was that he felt it just pandered to old gay stereotypes, but clearly McKellen and Jacobi (both gay themselves) don’t feel that, and they hardly need to do it for
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the money! It’s also the funniest original ITV comedy for many years (I don’t count Birds of a Feather which was a BBC creation), and it also has the return of Welsh actor Iwan Rheon doing comedy as he plays the dopey Ash. It‘s a zillion miles away from watching him on the same night playing the nastiest character on Game of Thrones, namely the sadistic Ramsay Bolton who all Thrones fans want to see get a grizzly end! One thing I’m convinced that Messrs. Cryer and Perry would agree on is the awfulness of the new BBC1 comedy, Sun Trap, which would be better dropping the letter T for the letter C to offer a
perfect description of what it actually is. I won’t bother wasting valuable space on this stinker which elevates the scripting of the last series of Benidorm to Poet Laureate status, but I would love to know why it is running twice in a late night
slot within the space of two days, a privilege that wasn’t accorded to Count Arthur Strong earlier this year? Also wouldn’t most viewers have preferred instead to have watched the BAFTA-award winning Mackenzie Crook comedy,
The Detectorists, which was only watched by two men and a dog on BBC4? I almost barked with joy when Matisse and his clever owner, Jules won Britain’s Got Talent on Sunday. Who’d have thought there would be another doggy winner after Ashleigh and Pudsey a few years ago, but this was a few grades higher, with a gorgeous heartfelt routine that bordered on genius, and left me moist eyed, especially when the threelegged dog, Skippy, appeared. Brilliant stuff. I love the weekly reruns of the old Top of the Pops show on BBC4 which are taking us back this year to 1980, but of greater poten-
tial interest are the constant rumours that TOTP could set for a return, with Dermot O’Leary and Fearne Cotton pencilled in as hosts. With the high standard of British pop music at the moment, it’s nuts that there isn’t a weekly primetime pop show, so let’s hope these rumours turn to fact. Most of my favourite US shows have wound down at the end of the season, but two quick plaudits for the finale of season two of The Blacklist (Sky Living) which was a corker, and for the end of the premiere season of The Flash (Sky One), which has been the most fun of all the new Stateside shows.
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RICHARD CAVENDER
Bluemoon Solutions www.bluemoonsolutions.es
BlueMoon Solutions is the computer and IT services company on the Costa Blanca, they provide quality computer services at realistic prices and specialise in working with home users and small businesses.
Richard moved to Spain eight years ago having left his management background behind in the UK and decided to use his IT skills to help home users and small businesses with their PC problems. Now a relaxed 'computer man' he is out and about in the Spanish sun every day, making house and shop calls and using his vast experience and qualifications to (usually) sort out the problem there and then. Computers are his hobby as well as his work so don’t be surprised to get an answer to your email in the early hours!
YES, MICROSOFT REALLY IS OFFERING YOU A FREE COPY OF WINDOWS 10 I have been contacted by quite a few, understandably sceptical, customers when they saw a “strange” icon appear in the bottom right of their computer screen. When they hover over or click the icon, they receive an unlikely offer from Microsoft. The offer is for a free upgrade to the latest operating system – Windows 10. Yes, believe it or not (and you should because its true) Microsoft really are offering all of the current Windows 7, Windows 8 and Windows 8.1 customers a free upgrade to Windows 10 and users will have 12 months from the release date of the 29th July to take advantage of the free upgrade offer – after this time Microsoft say that the upgrade will be still available although users will have to purchase it. So….is it worth it? I guess the easy answer is a resounding “yes” from me – albeit with some caveats, of course. I certainly feel that Windows 10 is a better operating system than Windows 8 (or
8.1). There is nothing intrinsically “wrong” with this operating system, but people have struggled getting used to its “unique” ways of operating and a move to Windows 10 will bring them back to a more familiar way of working. In addition those users that have Windows 7 are now effectively two operating systems out of date and the change to leapfrog Windows 8.1 and go direct to Windows 10 is one that should be welcomed in this unprecedented move by Microsoft. The caveat is simply that nothing to do with upgrading or changing your computers software is risk free. I have to mention that I moved from Windows 8.1 to the beta (pre-release) version of Windows 10 about 6 or so months ago and it was a very easy migration – almost too easy really, but this shouldn’t be accepted as what may happen in your case. I would certainly recommend that you make a good backup of your data and check that it’s reliable before
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you start the upgrade ensure that you have access to all of your important passwords (Wi-Fi password etc.) as you may need to enter them as part of the installation process. I would also recommend that you look out (or create if you haven’t already) your current operating systems recovery DVD´s and any software that you have installed from DVD, because if the upgrade goes bad then you need to be able to get your computer back to the state that its currently in.
Ok, so when you have decided to go for it – what do you have to do? At this stage you just need to click on the icon (see image below) on your computer – if you don’t see an icon then check to see if you have any Windows updates waiting to be installed. Once this icon is clicked you will be asked a few simple questions and then when Windows 10 has been released Microsoft will contact you again. It might be worth making sure that you have my contact details handy as well :-)
office@bluemoonsolutions.es www.bluemoonsolutions.es Mobile: 655 044 970
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CHOOSING WORKSHOPS AND GARAGES IN CONJUCTION WITH N332.ES
The key to safer driving not only lies in the hands of those on the roads, but also in the hands of those responsible for carrying out work on our vehicles. Although the authorities do everything they can to close them down, there are still many garages and
workshops that are not authorised to carry out any form of vehicle repair, and although many of them do a good job perhaps for less money, there are many who put all road users at risk. An illegal workshop is a fraudulent business model, often conducted on unli-
censed premises, and often without the requisite regulatory permits, access to technical information on vehicles or the approval from vehicle manufactures to carry out repairs. They often also fail to comply with health and safety and environmental legislation and often carry
out work without issuing invoices and without any form of guarantee. The frightening fact is that according to official sources, although no official figures exist, it is estimated that 20% of workshops across Spain are currently operating without the relevant licenses. A situation exacerbated by the economic crisis, which has led many consumers to turn to these fraudulent workshops, attracted by lower prices, without being fully aware of the consequences. Inferior work, low price and unofficial parts, cheap labour and a lack of guarantee all undermine the rights of a consumer, and is a practice punishable by law. On the other hand, legal and approved workshops have the necessary machinery and the right tools for repairs, access to the most up to date technical information for vehicle, they only use approved and traceable spare parts, guarantee repairs through the production of an invoice and provide continuous training for
their employees. Therefore, only the legal establishments can ensure proper handling of the vehicle, resulting in increased road safety by reducing the risk of accidents. The technical information of the vehicle provides the guidelines set by the manufacturer to ensure proper handling and repair, minimizing risks, ensuring optimal performance and extending its life. Only legally established workshops have access to this guide to ensure proper repairs of each model vehicle. The traceability of parts refers to garages being able to ensure the origin. In a legally established workshop the consumer can be sure that the piece is approved, which is required for that type of car that has all manufacturer warranties. In illegal workshops where it is not traceable, installed parts can have very varied origins including from crashed or scrapped vehicles and sometimes through theft. Due to the increasing complexity of vehicles it is essential that mechanics attend training courses that are held periodically that provide the guidelines for the proper repair of all types of vehicles. The mechanics are quickly outdated if they do not receive these courses, which only legal workers can have access to. The question of course is how does one identify an illegal workshop? Unfortunately, they are not always easy to recognise, but there are some tell-tale signs to look out for. A legal workshop will always provide a printed quote for work in advance, and will also provide an invoice and guarantee afterwards. Illegal workshops are usually in places where they
work behind closed doors, sometimes in garages of private homes, sometimes even in the street. The most important clue of all is that official and legally approved workshops have a nameplate granted by the Ministry of Industry and are required to display this plate at the property entrance. Illegal workshops will have no such accreditation displayed. The nameplate will display a variety of information relating to the work that can be done at the workshop. For example, the top part of the plate will display the type of work which can be done on the premises. A picture of a wrench indicates mechanics, a jagged arrow indicates electrics, a hammer is for bodywork and a spray gun for painting. Halfway up, on the left are icons which indicate areas of expertise, such as wheels and tyres, radiators or injection engines for example. To the right, an image will be displayed if the workshop is authorised to repair motorcycles. Finally, at the bottom of the plate, there is a space which will display the provincial hallmark and the official registration number of the workshop as provided by the Ministry of Industry. Although it will be difficult to ensure your complaints are heard in the event of using an illegal workshop, there is a way of reporting your suspicions to the authorities to investigate and take action against illegal operators. This can be done on the website of the confederation of Spanish workshops. CETRAA, at www.cetraa.com/sala-dedenuncia/ In 2014, CETRAA dealt with more than 340 complaints received through the website, ensuring a safer practice for all in the future.
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Fresh Fruit Popsicles Ingredients 4 wooden popsicle sticks and popsicle molds. 1 kiwi, peeled and sliced. 1 cup strawberries, hulled and sliced . 1 peach, peeled and sliced (or 1/2 cup frozen or canned slices). 1/2 cup blueberries. 16 ounces coconut water or lemonade. Directions Place sliced fruit into the popsicle molds. Place a stick into each mold. Pour coconut water or lemonade into each mold, leaving 1/2 inch of space at the top for expansion. Freeze for at least four hours. Serving Size: 4 popsicles; 1 per serving .
Raspberry-Lemon Scones Ingredients 4 tablespoons unsalted butter. 1/3 cup sugar. 2 eggs, beaten. 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract. 1/4 cup evaporated nonfat milk. Zest of 1 lemon. 3 cups white whole wheat flour. 1 tablespoon baking powder. 1/8 teaspoon salt. 1 1/4 cups frozen raspberries. Directions Preheat the oven to 375 degrees. Line a baking sheet with parchment paper. Cream the butter in a mixing bowl. Slowly add the sugar and mix for 2 more minutes. Mix in the eggs, then add the vanilla, evaporated milk, and lemon zest. Sift together the flour, baking powder, and salt. Add the dry ingredients to the wet and mix. Gently stir in the raspberries. Turn the dough onto the lined baking pan. Form into an 8-inch circle and cut into 12 equal wedges. Separate the wedges. Bake for 20-25 minutes until the tops are lightly browned..
How Britain fell in love with midwestern food
Food & Drink Gluten-free recipe for kids
Now the UK has a taste for gourmet fast food Like skinny jeans, or One Direction, Britain's obsession with American food is a trend that refuses to die. (Ironic, really, given that skinny jeans and mega burgers are pretty much mutually exclusive for anyone not blessed with the metabolism of Zayn Malik.) Giant cupcakes, skinny California rolls, Tex-Mex chimichangas and southern fried chicken – we mock super-sized US portions even as we stuff ourselves silly. But we've barely scratched the surface of this magnificent country; those 3,000 odd miles between New York and LA may as well be one huge food desert, as far as the British public are concerned. And many Americans share their opinion; one New Yorker I asked about midwestern cuisine told me: "It's all very mashed potatoes and chicken. Or beef. Whatever." Yet this vast region stretching from the plains of North Dakota to the mountains of Ohio, the lakes of Michigan to the Kansas prairie, is the very heartland of American cooking. Chef Stephen Langlois, who was among the first to champion it, sums up midwestern food as "Thanksgiving dinner.
Turkey and cranberry sauce and wild rice and apple pie. It's hearty American fare." And Minnesotan chef and food writer Amy Thielen emphasises its rural roots, describing it as "a great tradition of American country cooking – rustic, gutsy and simple". To be honest, the raw ingredients of good food aren't hard to come by in this staunchly agricultural area. The midwest is the breadbasket of the States, home to 31 million cattle and many more acres of corn – and (in the bits where the cows and corn aren't) forests full of wild berries, fungi and game. Native American food traditions of hunting and foraging are still strong here, and each successive wave of
immigrants has left its culinary mark – the population has a Germanic love of sausages and cheese, a Scandinavian fondness for pickles, a taste for Polish pierogis and Cornish pasties, and some really excellent tacos. In fact, though it may be rustic at heart, midwestern food scrubs up pretty well, too: in 2010, Esquire named Chicago the second best restaurant city in America, while Wahaca's Thomasina Miers was so excited by the capital of the midwest that she's opening a new east London diner inspired by her trip. Marks and Spencer's food product development team visited four times last year in search of new ideas. Clearly, this is a good place to eat.
Our easy gluten-free recipe for kids to give you lots of options, whether your child suffers from coeliac disease or is on a temporary exclusion diet. No one has to miss out with our easy gluten-free recipes, which we've picked out especially because they are child friendly, so you can get clean plates all round. We've got everything from gluten-free lasagne to gluten-free brownies, which can be enjoyed by the whole family. If your child is on a gluten-free diet, there's no need for them to miss out on their favourites. We've got lots of delicious gluten-free recipes for kids including biscuits, quiche and pudding. The kids are going to love tucking into these tasty treats. In fact, they won't even
realise that they are any different from the traditaionl versions. These recipes may be gluten-free but they certainly don't miss out on flavour!
Blueberry and coconut pancakes Ingredients. 55g unsweetened desiccated coconut, 60g quinoa flour, 1tsp glutenfree baking powder, 1 medium egg, 160g coconut milk, 30g natural sweetener like Sweet Freedom, 1tsp vanilla extract, 200g blueberries plus extra to serve. Rapeseed oil or coconut oil, to cook. For the syrupy orange topping:. Finely grated zest of 1 orange, 225ml orange Juice, 60g natural sweetener (or to taste), Segments of 4 large oranges.
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Parents are 'poisoning' their children with sugary food and drink? Parents must take responsibility for what their children eat and drink
Parents are "poisoning" their children by giving them too much sugary food and drink and must give them water, milk and fruit instead, the head of the
NHS has warned. Simon Stevens, the chief executive of NHS England, said that parents must take "responsibility" or put their children at risk of diabetes,
heart disease and cancer. He said that obesity is the "new smoking" and urged food manufacturers and supermarkets to do more to take sugar out of
the food and drink they sell. • Sugar to blame for obesity epidemic - not couch potato habits • Obesity not dementia will be the biggest threat to the NHS • Obese people fall into six distinct categories, study suggests He told the Andrew Marr show on BBC One: "We've done very well in terms of cutting smoking and
teenage pregnancy and drink driving. But the new smoking is obesity. One in five cancer deaths is now caused by obesity. 'It's going to take all of us to play our part. As parents, we've got responsibilities. When your children come home after school - it's water, or milk, not fizzy drinks or juice. Cut up apples not sugary bars. We've got responsibilities in schools." He added that the food industry must also take "huge responsibility". He said: "One in three of our teenagers are drinking high
energy, sugary drinks. I do think we're going to need reformulation to take sugar out of foods, in the same way that successfully that's happened with salt. "Responsible retailers, food producers can smell the coffee here. They can see public attitudes are changing. If that doesn't happen then in effect what we're doing is a slow burner food poisoning through all of this sugar that goes on to cause cancer, diabetes, heart disease. That's what we're doing to our kids, we've got to top it."
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DR MACHI MANNU
Many years ago, I was very ill, and doctor’s couldn´t figure out what was wrong with me. I had muscle pain and cramps all over my body, severe migraines, pins and needles, constipation, fatigue, you name it. I tried many drugs and was getting worse until a friend convinced me to try magnesium supplements. I couldn´t believe the difference it made to my health in no time. My migraine disappeared, energy came back and the cramps vanished. I will be very glad if you can highlight the benefits of magnesium as many people are ignorant of how essential this mineral is for good health.
Magnesium certainly stands out as one of the most vital minerals for maintaining excellent health. Of course you can say the same for many other nutrients, but in the world of nutrition, some nutrients are more equal than others, and that can be said of magnesium. This is because magnesium regulates the activities of other vital nutrients in the body. Magnesium is the most abundant mineral in the body after; sodium, potassium and calcium, but it controls the activities of these minerals. In fact mag-
nesium controls over 300 of the most vital chemical reactions in the body. It activates many enzymes, especially those needed to digest food. The solid structure of our skeletal frame is only possible because of the interaction between magnesium and the other bone minerals – calcium and phosphates. Unknown to people, the chemical reactions that occur in our cells are directed by electricity, the same electricity that is measured from the heart with ECG, or from the brain with EEG. And this electricity is maintained by magnesium. Invariably, magnesium plays a vital role in maintaining the
health of the heart and brain. Low levels of magnesium are associated with neurological symptoms such as depression, confusion and poor memory. In hospitals, magnesium is used to treat seizures or convulsions. Magnesium is also vital for preventing and treating many disorders of the heart such as high blood pressure and abnormal heart beats. Magnesium relaxes blood vessels and muscle tissue, and for these reasons it helps maintain a healthy blood pressure. People with high blood pressure that is unresponsive to medications have benefited from magnesium supplements. By
relaxing the constricted blood vessels of the brain, magnesium also relieves migraines. Researchers have observed that magne-
sium has helped migraine symptoms in 80% of sufferers. Magnesium plays a role in the transmission of information across nerves, especially pain signals. Low levels of magnesium in the body is associated with an increased sensitivity to pain, a condition that occurs in Fibromyalgia. Taking magnesium supplements is known to improve pain hypersensitivity in fibromyalgia sufferers. Another very important role of magnesium is in preventing constipation. During digestion, water is mostly reabsorbed into the intestines, and by the time digesting food reaches the large intestine, it has become hard. Magnesium is responsible for reversing this process and transferring water back into stool, making it soft just before it leaves the body. Most constipation is due to low levels of magnesium and can be easily corrected with mag-
nesium supplements. Fruits and vegetables used to be a good source of magnesium, however due to over farming; it has become deficient in many plants. The recommended Daily Allowance for magnesium is between 300 -400 mg daily. But many experts have argued that the body needs four times this amount to maintain a healthy state. Magnesium is very poorly absorbed into the body, and many supplements do not provide what is stated on the label. The best form of magnesium is Magnesium Malate. Other forms such as carbonate and lactate are not easily absorbed. Magnesium Chloride also called liquid magnesium can be applied directly to the skin, and it is very well absorbed For a full Body Diagnostic Scan Call MEDB DIAGNOSTIC CENTRE – 965071745, 966089174 or visit www.medb.es
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Issues Should you get your heart tested before a marathon? Are you thinking about running a marathon or doing a mammoth bike ride in the coming months? If so, preparation is crucial to get you in the best shape possible for the event. But while most amateurs know they need to swat up on training regimes, embrace stretching programmes and find the right equipment, many overlook one vital part of the preparation: their heart. While endurance sports are considered to be safe forms of exercise, intense cardiovascular activity can result in sudden death for those who have a congenital heart defect or artery block-
age. It is estimated the the rate of incidence for heart attacks among marathon runners is one in every 150,000. According to a new study, as part of your preparation you should get your heart tested to ensure that it ticks over smoothly. Importantly, the test should be done while you exercise. In the research, published in the European Heart Journal, Professor André La Gerche from the University of Melbourne found that doctors who try to detect heartbeat irregularities by focusing on the heart while it rests could miss important signs of dysfunction.
Alongside colleagues in Australia and Belgium, Prof La Gerche tested the hearts of 34 people - 17 athletes who had known right ventricular arrhythmias, ten healthy athletes, and seven non-athletes. The scientists used different imaging techniques to analyse the heart while it rested and during exercise. They found that the resting hearts of the 34 subjects produced similar results. However, once the three groups began exercising, their hearts showed markedly different measurements, with the people who were known to have arrhythmias displaying clear signs of underlying issues.
Straight from the Hip? “In my 33 years treating patients, the cause of the problem is never, ever where the pain is”. DR HANS CHRISTIAN MADSEN DC When you look at the neuromuscular skeletal system, it is fascinating to understand how various parts of the body are connected in order for each part to function correctly. In the 1890s, D D Palmer founded chiropractic, and in the early 20th Century, his son B J Palmer helped to increase awareness of this alternative form of care. It is a practice that concentrates on the diagnosis and treatment of mechanical disorders of the musculoskeletal system. Dr Hans Christian Madsen DC, a graduate of the Palmer Institute in Iowa, USA, explains how the initial examination of a patient is so important, to determine the correct area of the body to start treatment. “I am
asked so many times “Why are you treating me on my hip, when the problem is in my shoulder?” At his Benijofar Chiropractic Clinic, Dr Madsen says it is so important to address the initial cause of the problem, to understand how treating the source will eventually release the pain from the area where it hurts the most. He treats patients with neck or shoulder pain, pain in the knees or foot problems (for example, Heel Spur), and of course, many patients with lower back pain. He also treats many people suffering with arthritis. Treatment for Osteoarthritis of the joints: He has many years experience using Shockwave therapy. Over time, calcification can build up affecting the joints of the body, including the hands and feet. Shockwave therapy removes this calcification
which helps to release trapped nerves resulting in more movement and less pain. Patients are then treated with laser therapy, which helps to regenerate new cell growth. Laser Therapy: Dr Madsen has developed his own specific laser systems which can strengthen and heal damaged cells. They produce a penetrating light which supplies energy to the body. The tissues and cells absorb this energy where it is used to accelerate the normal rate of healing. It brings vital nutrients and fluids to cartilage and discs and increases blood flow to the injured area. The laser light helps to reduce inflammation and swelling, leading to decreased pain, less stiffness and a faster return to normal joint and muscle action. To find out more, please visit our website: www.chiropractor-benijofar.es where it explains
more about how the treatments work. Tel: 966185242 or 693371616/617.
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Horoscopes Aries March 21-April 20 New horizons beckon in the week ahead, when the Full Moon stresses the importance of your personal freedom and your right to make your own decisions. A more liberating era is beginning, so ignore pressure to fit in with others’ plans. An unexpected conversation could give your confidence a major boost.
Taurus April 21-May 21 Do not try to work things out alone this week, or feel that you should carry on along your chosen course regardless. Changing your plans can be a sign of strength, not weakness, so ask for feedback from a friend or loved one and rethink where you stand. Tuesday’s Full Moon suggests that someone close could give you long-term support.
Gemini May 22-June 21 The planetary pattern this weekend could make it hard to figure out what action you should take where a career project is concerned. Next week your ruler, Mercury, stops stirring up confusion, so put your plans on hold and focus on your private life instead. Tuesday’s Full Moon suggests that a new friendship could become a great deal more important soon.
Cancer June 22-July 23 Deep down you may feel unsure how you want a certain situation to turn out. Do not make a rushed decision. With Mercury, the planet of communication, travelling backwards through your chart’s most sensitive and hidden zone, this is not the time to act. Concentrate on reaching an agreement with a colleague later in the week.
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By Pandora Leo July 24-August 23 A misunderstanding with a friend or loved one could make you wonder if you should change course this week. The emphasis is now on breaking new, exciting ground, so do not hesitate to branch out on your own and do things your way. You have every right to do so. An unexpected meeting early in the week could change your outlook on the future.
Virgo August 24-September 23 Your home life and closest bonds come first this week, so do not let a minor career setback take up all your energy and time. From next week, when your ruler, Mercury, starts to travel forward through the skies, solving problems will be simple, so relax and put your personal interests first. You can bring about some kind of breakthrough if you do.
Libra September 24-October 23 A personal dream may preoccupy you this weekend, but you could create more problems than you solve by trying to push through major changes now. Tuesday’s Full Moon in your chart’s communication zone is due to help you find out something that you badly need to know. Make no decisions about where to go from here until you know precisely where you stand.
Scorpio October 24-November 22 With Mercury, the planet of communication, travelling backwards through the skies, making someone see life from your angle could be quite a challenge. Relax and let them feel that they are making the decisions. Tuesday’s Full Moon helps you see your career options much more clearly, so take time off to work out where you want to go from here.
Sagittarius November 23-December 21 The annual Full Moon in your sign this week marks a major turning point in your affairs, so take stock of what you have achieved since this time last year and reconsider your options. The importance of being open to the possibilities around you is now strongly stressed. New doors are due to open, so insist that others give you freedom to manoeuvre.
Capricorn December 22 - January 20 Trying to persuade a friend or colleague to change course may come high on your agenda this weekend. You will reach your goal much sooner if you let them make their own decisions, so focus on a personal dream instead. Tuesday’s Full Moon in your chart’s most psychic zone could give you an unexpected insight into someone’s real feelings.
Aquarius January 21 - February 19 Changes in a new, important friendship are writ large in your skies this week. An unexpected sequence of events could seem confusing, but do not look for problems where there are none, or say too much, too soon. If you trust your intuition, you can turn the situation to your own advantage. Tuesday’s Full Moon suggests you hold a winning hand.
Pisces February 20 - March 20 Once a year the Full Moon falls in your chart’s career sector, as it does on Tuesday. A new chapter is beginning, so reassess your long-term goals and work out what your priorities should be. What matters most is knowing what you want and letting no one put you under pressure. Accept an unexpected invitation later in the week.
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Golf IVIE DAVIES
The USGA is leading a push to make the world’s many handicapping systems uniform—and if it flies, it may affect your number if you happen to pop over to America for a quick round! Let’s explain a bit more. Say you meet a 12-handicap golfer from Australia on the first tee at St. Andrews in Scotland, and if your U.S. handicap index also happens to be 12, you might suggest a friendly little money game, with no strokes given. Sadly that’s a bad move. That’s because Golf Australia, the sport’s governing body there, doesn’t calculate handicaps the
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A GLOBAL HANDICAP
way that the U.S. Golf Association does. Handicap formulas also vary in Great Britain and Ireland, continental Europe, South Africa and Argentina. Similarly handicapped golfers from those regions won’t necessarily be better players than their U.S. counterparts, but they might be. There’s no way to know based simply on their index. In three or four years, things could be different. The USGA is leading an effort to get the world’s six handicapping authorities on the same page. The U.S. handicap system, including the USGA’s course rating and
Slope system, would be the basis for the proposed World Handicap System, but it would incorporate the best elements from the other handicapping schemes. Among the likely changes U.S. golfers would notice: daily adjustments to the handicap formula to reflect playing conditions. A 92 posted on a cold rainy day with howling wind would count for more than a 92 shot in calm conditions. This initiative is the final piece in a long-term push for unified golf authority around the world. In the last decade or so, the USGA and its governing partner, the R&A (which oversees the game everywhere but in the U.S. and Mexico) have pretty much consolidated the game in three other areas:
the playing rules of golf, equipment regulations and most recently the code of amateur status. The handicap system is effectively a fourth set of rules. Not all golfers keep a handicap, of course, but for those who do, the scoreposting requirements enforce a rules-like discipline. Yet those rules deviate from country to country. It would benefit the game enormously, and add to its enjoyment, if golfers everywhere had a single, portable handicap number that worked the same wherever they traveled. Simultaneously, the USGA and the R&A are working on a rules simplification project that would have a similarly unifying impact. Shorter, simpler and less legalistic is the final goal. If successfully completed, the new rules code would roll out in the same time frame as the World Handicap System and make extensive use of pictures, graphics and new modes of presentation using modern technology. The underlying principles would remain fundamentally the same, but the rules themselves would look and feel entirely different. Also on the horizon are clear new translations of the existing rules in multiple languages. The USGA has overseen handicapping in the U.S. for more than a century and its system is by far the most
sophisticated in the world. In recent years, the roll call of countries outside the USGA’s jurisdiction that have voluntarily adopted its handicap system has grown to more than 30. Unlike the USGA, the R&A doesn’t function as a day-to-day national governing body and hasn’t been involved with handicapping. Its primary functions are to administer the rules of golf on behalf of roughly 150 organizations in 138 countries and to run the Open. The R&A long ago surrendered handicapping to the various regional authorities that sprang up,
competitive tournament rounds are used for handicaps. For many golfers, that may only be a handful of rounds per year. Stroke Indexes can be woefully out of date. In Australia, the predominate form of play, mostly in competitions, is in the Stableford format. Points are awarded for par, birdie, bogey and so forth. That system creates more incentive to take risks and less incentive to play out bad holes, since, as you know, any net score above double bogey earns zero points. All these cultural preferences impact the handicap index
and over time, those systems evolved to reflect local cultures. In Argentina, for example, the vast majority of play takes place in club-sponsored competitions with strictly enforced rules. “No mulligans, no gimmes,” says the director for Latin America at the R&A. Another difference is the absence of equitable stroke control, which the USGA system includes. In Argentina, if you hit two drives out of bounds and score a 12 on a hole, all 12 strokes count in calculating your handicap. In the U.S., the worst you can do on a hole for handicap purposes is limited on a sliding scale based on your index. It’s a pretty harsh system. You might reasonably expect a 10 handicap Argentinian to be a more consistent player than a 10 handicap American. In Great Britain and Ireland, usually only
that individual golfers carry. They’re a long way down the road on the new system technologically. An international team of mathematicians and computer geeks has been working on it for more than two years, under the radar. But it’s still a work in progress. Ongoing discussions with the regional handicap authorities will try to accommodate how golf is played in different places, but the objective is for everyone eventually to handicap with the same system. I’m personally optimistic that this will happen, in part because the USGA and the R&A will jointly bear the costs for maintaining and updating the new system. Local golf organizations would still supervise handicaps and remain connected to their members. But it’s likely to take some selling, and that phase of the game is beginning as we speak.
TITTER ON THE TEE KNOW YOUR RULES Low Battery:
QUESTION
A man saved his girlfriend's phone number on his mobile as Low Battery'. Whenever she calls him, in his absence, his wife takes the phone and plugs it into the charger. Give that man a medal.
During a game, Colin playing a par three (which is all water from tee to green) hit the green with his tee shot but ran into the bunker. His had a bad lie and came out, ran over the green and into the water. The ruling is that the line from the flag to his point of entry would mean he would have to go back to the tee. Is there an alternative ruling that he could have taken the penalty and re-played the ball from the bunker?”
Such an unfair world: When a man talks dirty to a woman it's considered sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's €5.50/min (charges may vary).
Valentine's Day: Just booked a table for the wife's Birthday for me and the wife. Bound to end in tears though; she's lousy at snooker. They say that sex is the best form of exercise. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think two minutes and 15 seconds every three months is going to shift a beer belly.
ANSWER Yes, one of the options for taking relief from a water hazard permits a player to play a ball as nearly as possible at the spot from which the original ball was last played, under penalty of one stroke (Rule 26-1a). In other words, Colin could have dropped his ball in the bunker at the place where he last played from under penalty of one stroke. He is permitted to rake the bunker first to re-create a similar lie to that which he had before his first stroke.
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BIENVENIDO RAFA
In hardly the most surprising sporting announcement of the week, Rafa Benitez was unveiled on Wednesday as the new coach of Real Madrid on a three-year contract. The 55-year-old Spaniard takes over from Carlo Ancelotti, who was kicked out of the Bernabeu last week just 12 months after guiding the club to their 10th European Cup success. Madrid-born Benitez has spent the past two seasons with Italian side Napoli, hav-
ing previously enjoyed success at European level with a number of clubs. After leading Valencia to UEFA Cup glory in 2004, the following year he moved to the Premier League and orchestrated Liverpool's Champions League victory at Istanbul in only his first season on Merseyside. Two years later, he guided the Reds to another Champions League final and, in 2013, was interim boss at Chelsea when they won the
Europa League. At domestic level, he has won two La Liga titles with Valencia and an FA Cup at Anfield. Benitez, Real's eighth coach in 10 years, is returning to Madrid for a third spell in a coaching role having previously been in charge of their youth side in 1986 and their 'B' team in the early 1990s. Madrid-born Benitez gave one of the shortest opening speeches of any coach taking over the club in the last 15 years. ‘It’s emotional to come home,’ he said. ‘I don’t know what to say. I want to make sure we win things and the team plays well.’ Benitez was presented as Madrid boss at a news conference on Wednesday lunchtime after a tour of the club's Valdebebas training ground. He passed up the chance to praise legendary goalkeeper Iker Casillas, in what many will interpret as yet another indication that David De Gea will replace the Spain captain at the Bernabeu this summer. 'Today is not the day to talk
about individual cases. I just want to enjoy the huge talent that I’m going to have at my disposal.’ He did laugh off the fact that he is Real Madrid president Florentino Perez’ tenth coach in 12 years saying: ‘Ten is a good number in Spain. La Decima (the tenth Champions League) was celebrated more than any other. And if they give me a 10 as a mark I will be happy.’
Madrid’s president Perez is known for his ruthless hiring and firing policy, but Benitez appeared calm and confident when asked about the precarious nature of his new job. He also ducked questions about Sepp Blatter and Raheem Sterling and won friends among local reporters by insisting on answering every question in Spanish. ‘Madrid is a huge club so it is always looking to sign the
best players. There are many different ways to win. We have to attack, score goals and win, if possible, by playing well’ he said of the plans he has as he takes over the club he first joined as a young player aged 13. Real Madrid are likely to sign a left-back and a midfielder as well as De Gea but Benitez hinted that he would not have a huge part to play in deciding who comes in.
TWO DOWN…ONE TO GO! ATHLETIC BILBAO 1 BARCELONA 3
A wonder goal from Lionel Messi set Barcelona on its way to the second leg of the treble by lifting the Copa del Rey last Saturday night at the Nou Camp. Even by his incredible standards, this was something special as the Argentine maestro picked up the ball wide on the right and left defender after defender flat footed before scoring with a low shot. It was his 57th goal in all competitions this season and had football commentators the world over struggling to find the superlatives to describe it. To Bilbao's credit, they surafter onslaught vived onslaught before and after the 20th minute opener, many of them sparked by Messi, until Neymar added a second before halftime. After dazzling interchange play, Luis Suarez set up the Brazilian for a cheeky tap-in that infuriated the Bilbao players. Neymar flicked the ball over Unai Bustinza with both feet, and Bilbao’s outraged players immediately surrounded the 22-year-old and Barca's veteran captain, Xavi, had to lead his team-mate away from the fracas. Messi made it 58 goals in 56
games with his second of the match after the break, the 120th goal of the campaign scored by the Barca attacking trio of Neymar, Suarez and Messi.Bilbao grabbed a deserved consolation almost immediately as the promising Inaki Williams scored with a glancing header. Barcelona's midfield legend Xavi, playing in his final match at the Nou Camp, almost added a late fourth but his free kick glanced the post. Having already wrapped up the La Liga title, the victory completes the domestic double for Barca, who play Juventus in the Champions
League final tomorrow evening in Berlin. Speaking after the Bilbao triumph, Luis manager Barca Enrique said: - “We have the treble in our sights and it’ll be the second time the club’s done it. We were better than Athletic but they had the bad luck of facing a great Barcelona side, and now we have to wait for Juventus. But it doesn’t take winning titles for me to congratulate this team. I’ve liked this side from the start of the season, even when things weren’t going well. It’s great to make the fans happy and we’re going to try and make history.”
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ELCHE SHOCKER
Spanish media outlets have reported that Elche are expecting to be thrown out of the Primera Division
of La Liga, with a judge expected to rule against them in a tax case. Reports have suggested that Judge
Jose Ramon de la Morena will rule against Elche and they will be demoted to the Segunda division and Eibar
ORIHUELA DOUBLE
ITV Orihuela Rugby club’s under-18’s cadete side wrapped up a fine season by winning the first ever Murcia Federation
Gold Cup in last weekend’s tournament at the Nelson Mandela stadium in Torrevieja. Orihuela met the home side, the
Torrevieja Tigers in the final, and ended up as victors, to add to winning the league title earlier in the year.
will receive a reprieve as a result. It has been alleged that the cash strapped club were not paying tax for a
period but the club believe they have done enough to avoid relegation as new president, Juan Anguix met the tax office and made an offer to resolve the issue but it now appears it has all been in vain. Anguiz (pictured at a news conference on Wednesday) reiterated that everything was satisfactory and in order, with the tax authorities accepting a deal with the club, which involves a promissory note. “I do not see any other scenario but Elche being in the Primera division next season and we have the support of the Agencia Tributana (Tax Office),” said Anguix. The President outlined that all tax debts would be cleared by the end of July. The Ilicitanos finished 13th in La Liga six points clear of the relegation places but should they be found guilty they will go down with 18th placed Eibar being reinstated in their place. However, should the judge rule against Elche, Anguix said that the club would fight the decision all the way and it could be weeks or months before the matter is finally decided. Despite their success on
the pitch this season, offfield matters have blighted the "Ilicitanos". Last February, ex-president, José Sepulcre was banned for 18 months from football due to serious accountancy irregularities. Legal action was opened against the club for non-payment to the Spanish Football League and to the Elche players, a debt that has risen to six millions euros. The club has yet to pay Sevilla the full fee for the loan deal involving midfielder, Manu del Moral, whilst the Valencian regional moneylaundering commission is also investigating the club’s accounts. Meanwhile, Elche manager, Fran Escribá, is the hot favourite to take over at Europa League champions, Sevilla, if the current boss Unai Emery takes over the top job at Napoli, vacated by Rafa Benitez at Napoli. Escribá earned major praise during the last season when he kept the Elche players focused on their battle for survival, even though they hadn’t been paid by the club in months. The club currently only have 10 players committed to the team for next season, wherever that might be.
SEVENS HEAVEN
Many of the region’s top rugby clubs are getting involved in this Saturday’s annual Murcia 7’s which is being staged for the seventh
time. The San Javier Squalos, Torrevieja Tigers, and Elche are amongst some of the teams taking part with the competition split into two
groups, with the first match on at 10.00am, culminating in the final at 8.00pm. The venue is the Murcia University Rugby Club’s ground at La Raya.
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JOHN McGREGOR Arsene’s Red army announced adios to this season, formidably finishing with a fourfold flourish in the FA Cup Final, as Wenger’s winners won at Wembley for the second year running. But I bet those Cup-happy Gooners wish their stars would play like they have done recently all season long and bring the Premier League title back to North London - like Arsene used to do at Highbury ten years ago. When they do get it right, as seen on Saturday evening, the Gunners look awesome. And I’m still confidently predicting Alexis Sanchez is going to be a future Arsenal legend, held in the sort of awed heroic esteem Gooners reserve for the likes of Thierry Henry and Denis Bergkamp. At 1 – 0 down at half-time, a poor end-of-season-battered Aston Villa side still looked in with an outside chance, but only four minutes into the second half it was all over. Veteran Villa goalkeeper Shay Given had no chance in conceding a very special goal. Sanchez’s thunderbolt did not look on at all as just inside the Villa half the Chilean twisted, turned, stepped forward and let fly from thirty yards. In the class of all-time great Cup Final goals, that one takes some beating. This man is one exceptional footballer, and with him Cazorla, Ramsey, Walcott and a sound defence, then next year just could be one of Arsenal’s finest - but surely not another flatter-todeceive one, please? Oh and btw, Arsene – get rid of Jack Wilshere. He’s a foulmouthed, immature little trouble-maker who’s always injured- and you don’t need him. There, I’ve said it! Always look on the bright
side - that’s my message for everyone connected with Aston Villa. Just think on this: at least you got to the FA Cup Final, which all bar one FA team didn’t - and you beat some good sides on the way. And much, much more importantly – you’re still in the Prem. With those last few poor results it’s a good job you did win a few crucial ones under Tim Sherwood. Next season is next season, so have a rest, Villains, put your feet up – and come back very hungry… Is there something in the North East air that makes for senior stupidity? On the managerial merry-go-round, what the Uncle Sam Kydd is going on at Sunderland? Surely Yank owner Ellis Short (of nous) and his buddies can’t afford another season floundering around the DDD – so who’s going to try and illuminate the Stadium of Light next? There are some predictable names in the frame, like Jol,
AWESOME ARSENAL
Dyche and Allardyce – why not bring back Paolo di Canio to the circus, I say. Before we get too euphoric about Dick Advocaat’s saving of Sunderland and his end-of-season stepping down gracefully with dramatic emotional tributes, don’t let’s forget Gus Poyet pulled off the same miracle, perhaps more unbelievably last year. The Black Cats may have more lives, but those oh-so-faithful fans up there deserve much better. Deserving fans? At St James Park the McClaren/Magpies mystery meanders on. When it’s confirmed next week it’ll be the worst-kept secret ever when sacked Stevie secures the hot seat. Unbelievably ex-Arsenal captain Patrick Viera was somehow in the frame – how come? The Frenchman has never even been in charge of a senior side, hardly credentials to manage a huge club like Newcastle. Just what is
Mike Ashley playing at? The man’s track record with managerial disasters like Joe Kinnear haven’t been forgotten by the Toon Army, and if it hadn’t been for the beleaguered Alan Pardew, surely the Magpies would be in the Chumpionship by now? There’s to be no KlipKlopping of German feet
marching Teutonically into Anfield, well, not for next season anyway. Liverpool
up somewhere else – what about the North East, Jurgen? - and I don’t mean
manager Brendan Rodgers has survived the dreaded vote of confidence from above after a dreadful run in to the end of the season culminating in the 6 – 1 hammering at the hands of Stoke. It’s going to be very interesting watching what happens at Anfield in the close season, where the first Reds signing looks to be Man City’s England stalwart James Milner. After leaving Borussia Dortmund, much-admired coach Jurgen Klopp is said to be taking a break from the game. Mind you, they all say that, don’t they, and end
Russia! Si senor, Real Madrid number two Paul Clement has flown back over to East Midlands airport and landed his first big managerial role at ambitious Derby County. As Carved-out for all to see at Newcastle, the jump-up to be the boss can be a very high one in many ways, and we will soon see if Clement can do what he has been hired for, to get the Rams mounting up (shurrup ewes in Nottingham) into the Prestigious Prem. Paul has three years on his contract to achieve success at Pride Park.
MONTE’S END
CD MONTESINOS 1 BENIJOFAR 2 CD Montesinos lost again, this time at home to Benijofar, in a match that was postponed from earlier in the season, and which was the final match of the current campaign. The visitors came away with a two-one victory, as Monte turned in another poor performance, to complete a sequence of four straight defeats, as the season fizzled out ingloriously. Monte finished seventh in the table, with 57 points from their 34 matches, with 18 victories and 13 defeats
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BLATTERED!
There was an old feefer called Blatter Who thought bending the rules didn’t matter But when the Feds called He fell on his sword That Blatter’s as mad as a hatter When arrested on bribery allegations one FIFA representative threw himself to the ground feigning injury, and another refused to accept the written arrest as it wasn’t in a brown envelope. One said he thought a bung was something to plug the hole under his £1m yacht and when questioned further said didn’t everyone’s wife have a chauffeured Lamborghini to take the kids to school? Actually, if you haven’t heard the latest, all the FIFA bribery and corruption charges have been lifted. The FBI man in charge of the case said: ‘It’s all a mistake; they were trumped-up charges and have been dismissed. Now I’m off for a welldeserved holiday on my Russian yacht; I’m staying with friends in Qatar’ he said before jumping into his new Porche. Seriously though, you have to ask yourself – how did Blatter survive for 17 years with the increasing might of the deadly Western media out for his blood? Well, the man may be very unpopular in big European countries like England, Holland and Germany, but it must also be understood why Blatter’s European unpopularity is not the case in many other countries particularly those small ones who have benefitted from FIFA’s money. Is FIFA’s elderly president as black as he is painted by his accusers? Why did much of the football world keep voting for the man? Well, nowhere is
Sepp Blatter's support stronger than across Asia and Africa, so actually it’s simple: the man is seen as a hero in those nations, both as Secretary General and then as FIFA president, he helped encourage the boom in football in their countries. In doing so he raked in billions of dollars from wealthy, multinational companies like Coca Cola and McDonalds. Amaju Pinnick, president of the Nigerian Football Federation, said: ‘Blatter feels Africa, he sees Africa and he has imparted so much - a lot of developmental programmes. Without Blatter we wouldn't enjoy all the benefits we enjoy today from FIFA. What Blatter pushes is equity, fairness and equality among the nations. We don't want to experiment.’ A football minnow, Chad has benefited from 26 projects undertaken by the world governing body of football: artificial pitches, a technical centre, a new HQ for the federation - but also education seminars on marketing, refereeing, grassroots football and so on. The list is long. That pattern is repeated across Africa and around the world. Blatter made sure significant amounts of the cash from sponsors was spent in pretty much every football nation that can spend it, and that, of course earned him a huge amount of support. So is it any real surprise that if those countries believed Blatter gave them those benefits why would they not vote for him? Ah, but all 209 FIFA member countries have an equal say in the vote, regardless of size or
football pedigree. Those countries each have one vote, just like England and that is what sticks in the throat of our football nation. We English wail that it’s just not cricket, is it? There’s no proportional representation and all that sort of modern politicallycorrect ‘fairness’. Despite the Royal, governmental and football icon might of Prince William, David Cameron and David Beckham and a wellplanned presentation England still lost the 2018 World Cup and their pride to Russia, amid AngloSaxon mutterings of ‘Fix, mate… ‘ere, we invented the game and gave it to the world, din’t we?’ Worse was then to have salt rubbed on our open smarting wound when the 2022 World Cup was then awarded to a hardlyknown tiny desert kingdom of 2.2 million population – Qatar. That does not makes sense to English sensitivities. N.B. note this is primarily an English attitude, not necessarily shared by our smaller Celtic cousins - who are not so vehemently antiBlatter. Perhaps the pendulum will swing the other way now the truth is finally being Blazed out for all to
see… Now with Blatter at last resigned, the forthcoming timing is crucial: at their weekend meeting UEFA president Michel Platini must show strong leadership to unite Europe. UEFA has to stand up and lead by demanding new transparent systems within FIFA well before the next World Cup, to weed out situations that led to the bribery and corruption in the old set-up. UEFA had supported Prince Ali's bid, but reports suggest as many as 18 European nations, including 2 0 1 8 World Cup h o s t s Russia, France and Spain, voted for Blatter. Now those big footballing countries must change their support and attitudes, gearing themselves towards obtaining a new leader and a fairfor-all-to-see structure. Russia itself is/was a
staunch supporter of Mr Blatter too: Moskovskiy Komsomolets is one of several Russian newspapers which describe the US charges against FIFA officials as politically motivated. With anti-American stances like that the European nations have a problem, as the self-styled w o r l d
police, aka the FBI wade into the FIFA suspects with their boxes of files and arrest warrants that were Chucked out of their offices. Can the phoenix of a new, honourable FIFA rise from the ashes of Sepp Blatter’s administration, in time for the next World Cup? We will soon see.
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