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The conditions in Hughes Hall were “scary.”

At least that’s how Ohio State President E. Gordon Gee described them.

But that was before a recent renovation project to the building, which houses OSU’s School of Music, that included improvements in acoustics, removal of hazardous materials, upgraded lighting and ceiling treatments, installation of new doors for rooms on the fourth floor and Wi-Fi. The Lantern toured the renovations Friday with Gee and School of Music director Richard Blatti.

The project was originally given a budget of $724,000 but was bumped up to $2,183,280, which the School of Music committed to funding. Renovations began over the summer, so the project could be completed while many students were away for Summer Quarter. The six-week project was completed on Sept. 16, 2011.

The major fix to Hughes Hall was the building’s acoustics. Because the building, which was built in 1948, was not built to house a music school, sound would “leak” out of practice rooms, which made it hard for students to play their own music.

The new rooms feature sound insulation, called “box-in-box,” which helps contain the sound of the music to the room from which it originates.

Facilities Operations and Development described the acoustics upgrades as fixes on a “short- to mid-term basis,” according to its website.

Rooms on the fourth floor received new doors, not only to insulate sound, but because door handles on the old doors would fall off or simply not work, which resulted in students occasionally getting trapped in their rooms.

Music students share a story about one student who got trapped in a room without a phone. He tried to escape by climbing out of a window, walking along a ledge on the outside of the building and re-entering through an open window.

Blatti said students would have to knock on their doors until someone came to let them out.

“Wow,” Gee said. “That’s scary.”

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Gov. signs order to tame animal owners Erika Dejolsvay-Brooks Lantern reporter dejolsvay-brooks.4@osu.edu After the escape of 56 wild animals in Zanesville last week, Gov. John Kasich made strides toward changing Ohio’s lack of ownership laws.

On Friday, Kasich signed an executive order for more regulations on exotic pet auctions and for severe penalties on unlicensed auctions.

Kasich called on the help of state agencies such as the Ohio Department of Natural Resources to enforce registration of exotic pets and the Department of Agriculture to use their authority to regulate auction houses and shut down any unlicensed auctions. Kasich also wants law enforcement, public officials and humane societies to work together to ensure that animal welfare and public health laws are upheld.

The Columbus Zoo and Aquarium and the Wilds will work as advisers with law enforcement to help evaluate animals found and try to place them in zoos or accredited sanctuaries.

Dale Schmidt, CEO of the Columbus Zoo and Aquarium and the Wilds, said he wants Ohioans to understand the magnitude of taking on a wild animal as a pet.

“The resources it takes are immense. Normally people shouldn’t have them as pets,” Schmidt said.

Schmidt said the cost to house wild animals is sometimes too much for even animal sanctuaries to afford.

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Traffic signs warn drivers to stay in their cars because of exotic animals on the loose near Zanesville, Ohio, on Wednesday, Oct. 19, 2011.

“There are certain things they need that people can simply not provide,” Schmidt said.

The Columbus Zoo and Aquarium issued a statement commending the quick action from Kasich and vowed to lend its assistance.

“The animal care experts at the Columbus Zoo and Aquarium, in conjunction with their partner institutions in the state of Ohio and around the country, are ready to provide resources and expertise to

support the plan announced by Governor Kasich to protect the exotic animals and citizens of Ohio,” the statement said.

The Columbus Zoo had worked with former Gov. Ted Strickland on his executive order, which did not ban ownership of exotic animals but would have required the animals to be registered with the

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OSU President E. Gordon Gee plays the piano in a newly-renovated room in Hughes Hall, which recently received a $2 million upgrade, on Friday, Oct. 21, 2011.

Students cheer and the OSU Athletic Band plays in the 1st half of the OSU 93-65 win against Wisconsin on March 6, 2011, at the Schottenstein Center in Columbus, Ohio.

Student tickets for the 2011-12 Ohio State basketball season sold out in just 45 minutes Saturday leaving many students who didn’t beat the rush upset and disappointed.

According to a press release from OSU’s assistant athletics director for communications, Dan Wallenberg, the allotment of approximately 1,400 student ticket packages went on sale at 10 a.m. and were gone within the hour.

With OSU’s recent success on the hardwood, the demand for the student tickets, which included tickets for games against No. 6 Duke and No. 10 Florida, was higher than in recent years and many students who missed out on tickets were upset.

“I was just really disappointed because I’m a huge college basketball fan,” said Nick Larbes, a fourth-year in psychology. “Basketball tickets were

definitely the one thing I was looking forward to this year.”

For Kaleigh Patrick, a fifth-year in financial planning, not getting basketball tickets brought tears to her eyes.

“I had my mom and like 10 other friends on trying to get me tickets and by the time all of them were logged on, the tickets were already sold out,” Patrick said.

“I actually cried.”

After the tickets sold out Saturday, a small group of students gathered outside the Schottenstein Center with signs protesting the lack of tickets available to the student body.

An online petition addressed to the athletic department entitled “The Ohio State University Athletic Department: Increase the number of men’s basketball season tickets for students,” was created on the site www.change.org. By Sunday evening, the petition had more than 1,100 signatures.

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campus Research center to share civil values erikA dejolsvAy-Brooks Lantern reporter dejolsvay-brooks.4@osu.edu In Ohio State’s effort to educate and inform about morality, the university has scheduled speakers and events to talk about different topics.

This year’s focus is immigration.

A research center being developed at OSU has begun a series of year-long, campus-wide discussions called Conversations on Morality, Politics and Society.

The Center for Ethics and Human Values will bring students, faculty and the community together to understand central aspects of human concern, in education or in life. It provides a resource and place for these discussions to take place.

COMPAS is built around three main elements, “Academic Core,” “University Life” and “Education,” which will involve students, scholars, public officials, community leaders and the public to shape campus life and show the value of OSU as a model of civil, informed discourse.

“We want to bring students into a rich,

intellectual environment,” said Donald Hubin, professor and chairman of OSU’s philosophy department.

Hubin worked with Buckeye Book Community as part of the First Year Experience to bring a book to students, Outcasts United, a story about a refugee soccer team and how a refugee-resettlement process changed the small southern town of Clarkston, Ga. A land grant has been given by the state federal government to OSU on the condition they serve certain public functions.

“We have a requirement by the grant to inform the general public, to serve all and teach about agricultural economics,” Hubin said. “That’s all part of our land grant mission.”

The first major discussion to start the event, “Immigration: What’s At Stake?” addressed the challenges and opportunities immigration poses in the United States.

Former foreign minister of Mexico and current professor at New York University, Jorge Castañeda, gave the keynote address on what is to be done in the U.S. when it comes to immigration.

“It makes for an unhealthy society to have so many people living without papers, licenses, credits

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and that has to change,” Castañeda said. “And the only possible way is to legalize it.”

In his address, Castañeda focused on the misconceptions Americans have of immigrants and how states outlawing illegal immigration are handling the situation in the wrong way.

“I want Americans to acknowledge the enormous contribution immigrants, legal or illegal, make to American society,” Castañeda said. “Doing jobs Americans don’t want to do or at wages Americans don’t want to do them at.”

When it comes to understanding the economic impact of immigration, OSU has the advantage over other universities around the nation because of the studies they offer, Hubin said.

“If you want to understand the immigration issue, the economic impact, you’ve got to understand agricultural economics,” Hubin said, “OSU does.”

OSU’s COMPAS program hopes to present a different topic every year.

“This gives people a chance to understand views from other’s perspectives,” said Tara Jenner, a fourth-year in philosophy. “This offers a chance to see the other side.”

In an effort to address the social and political issue of immigration, the OSU Center for Ethics and Human Values has announced the launch of the Conversations on Morality, Politics and Society program. This program will take place throughout the 2011/2012 school year.

The components of COMPAS Conferences and smaller speaker events Two major conferences are planned for the fall and spring, as well as six smaller events that are to be regularly spaced throughout the year.

University outreach program Other departments of the university will also be hosting events and making decisions under an immigration theme, such as the Buckeye Book Community’s choice for the First Year Experience summer book.

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An Arts and Science course, ARTSSCI 230, and its honors contemporary have been created, and can be counted toward arts & humanities or a social science GEC credit, and is repeatable up to 10 hours.

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Largest reptile show slithers into Columbus kAitlyn lyle Lantern reporter lyle.42@osu.edu With the number of snakes that were in the Columbus Moose Lodge 11 on Saturday, one might think it was a scene from an Indiana Jones movie, but in fact, it was the All-Ohio Reptile Show.

The family-friendly event, established in 1988, is held once every month in Columbus.

The Columbus show is the largest and longestrunning monthly reptile show in the U.S., said MT Schwartz, head of public relations for the All-Ohio Reptile Show.

Vendors are required to pay a $35 monthly fee to display their reptiles at the show, and visitors are charged a $4 entrance fee. This money funds advertising for the show and covers the cost to rent the venue. Vendors receive all the proceeds from their individual sales, but the show itself does not make a profit, Schwartz said.

“Each one of the people in there are basically a small business. There’s no large corporation.

There’s two pet stores, everybody else is a small business, out-of-their-home type of person,” Schwartz said. There are no permits needed to hold the show, and no added precautions that the show must follow, Schwartz said. Venomous reptiles are prohibited.

However, under Section 1501 of the Ohio Administrative Code, there are stronger restrictions on the selling and owning of reptile species native to Ohio.

Vendors with species native to Ohio must be inspected regularly and have licenses to sell the reptiles, according to the Ohio Department of Natural resources website.

“Most people don’t own native species because of that whole licensing issue and the requirements with it,” Schwartz said.

While the majority of animals at the show are reptiles, visitors can also find rabbits, ferrets, possums and birds from various other vendors.

Along with the shows, visitors can buy supplies for their pets as well. Aquarium tanks, cages and heat lamps for reptiles can be found at various booths around the venue.

According to those involved in the show, the reptiles there should not be termed exotic. But because some are not Ohio native species, they are

addressed in Gov. John Kasich’s new legislation, proposed in response to the recent release of 56 dangerous exotic animals in Zanesville, Ohio.

“They’re definitely not wild, dangerous animals, I mean, these are pets,” Schwartz said.

The legislation was signed into effect by Kasich on Friday. Though the new legislation does not ban owning or selling wild animals, it attempts to restrict wild animal auctions and shut down illegal auctions.

More legislation on the matter will be proposed by Nov. 30.

Vendor Greg Osterbrock owns Chirp N Time Cricket farm, a local business that raises crickets and mealworms to sell to reptile owners.

Osterbrock left his full-time job installing aerospace machines to devote his time to his bug business. He says that if there is a ban on owning “exotic” reptiles, it will severely impact his business as well.

“That’ll cut three-fourths of my business out. I do have a fishing industry that buys my bugs too, but there’s not enough in the fishing industry to keep me busy,” Osterbrock said.

Some visitors come to the show just to get crickets for their pet reptiles, Osterbrock said. Vendors at the show buy from him as well.

The reptile show is the largest in the U.S., and sees vendors and visitors from other states such as New York and Pennsylvania, as well as Ohio, Schwartz said.

“That’s one of the things people don’t realize, the impact on the economy. You’ve got people here who are using hotels, paying hotels to come to the show, using gas, all that... it’s a whole economic impact as well,” Schwartz said.

Some other vendors at the show, unlike Osterbrock, have full time jobs apart from selling and raising reptiles.

Amy Zerkle runs Zerkle Reptiles & Tropical Fish with her daughter Brittany Zerkle and her husband Rob Zerkle on her time off from her full-time job at Aquarium Adventure on Dublin-Granville Road.

Amy Zerkle agrees that the new legislation could negatively impact her business breeding and selling fish and snakes, and is glad she has another job to rely on.

The next reptile show is Nov. 19 at the Columbus Moose Lodge 11 at 1500 Demorest Road.

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(top) Mt schwartz, head of Public relations for the All-ohio reptile show holds some of her bearded dragons at the show on oct. 22, 2011. (bottom left) A ball python sits in its cage at the All-ohio reptile show on oct. 22, 2011. (bottom right) inside the columbus Moose lodge 11 at the All-ohio reptile show on oct. 22, 2011.

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Bruque Argaw (right), a 3rd-year in civil engineering, jasmyne Walker (middle), a 3rd-year in chemical engineering, and russell k. Marzette jr. (left), chair of the central ohio Alumni extension of the national society of Black engineers, distributed bags of college prep information on 13th Avenue on saturday, oct. 22, 2011.

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Members of the Ohio State chapter of the National Society of Black Engineers hit the streets Saturday morning to increase awareness of higher education in the Columbus community.

About 15 students gathered in the cafeteria of Windsor Academy Elementary School in anticipation of NSBE’s A Walk for Education.

“We are trying to find a way we can promote receiving an education in an urban neighborhood where education really isn’t stressed,” said Ida Adugna, a third-year in industrial systems and engineering.

Adugna said her experiences in Columbus City Schools showed her the discrepancies between high school graduation rates in urban and suburban areas.

“I’ve seen the difference in education,” Adugna said.

“We’re trying to get college students themselves to give back to the community.”

NSBE students prepared 500 bags filled with information and distributed them to the Linden community. In groups of four, students went door to door passing out information and talking to members of the community.

NSBE is a society for black engineers who excel academically, succeed professionally and positively impact the community, according to NSBE’s website.

Jasmyne Walker, a third-year in chemical engineering and the president of the OSU chapter of NSBE, said the organization worked with Windsor Academy and local businesses to produce this event.

“It’s exciting to see people that do want to further education,” Walker said.

NSBE received donations of informational packets from

OSU, Columbus State Community College and other universities in Ohio. Walker said the College Board also donated practice exams for the ACT and information about the Free Application for Federal Student Aid and the SAT. Windsor Academy provided the meeting site. UBX Book Exchange and Panera Bread donated supplies for the event.

Kiara Eichelberger, a second-year in industrial and systems engineering, said it was important to reach out to parents and younger children with information about opportunities in education.

“The thoughts that you have at a young age are the thoughts that continue,” Eichelberger said. “If you think education is important now, you’re going to think it’s important later.”

Eichelberger credited a prefreshman, pre-engineering program for helping her become more familiar with postsecondary education.

“Everybody should at least know the opportunities that they do have,” Eichelberger said. “I just want to shed that light on somebody else.”

Jonathan Pinkins, a third-year in chemical engineering, said he thought the outreach project was a success.

“My goal was to spread out as much information as I could,” Pinkins said. “It was nice going up and down the streets and seeing red bags all over the doors.”

Pinkins said most of the people he visited were receptive to the information.

“We saw a lot of people walking around that we didn’t even talk to, and they had bags,” Pinkins said.

Walker and Adugna said it’s exciting to see young people excited about education while giving back to the community.

“We’re just trying to show that black people can go to college and succeed,” Adugna said. “It can be them one day.”

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OSU World Cup Skills Challenge kicks off Lindsey Fox Asst. multimedia editor fox.542@osu.edu With soccer being one of Ohio State’s more popular intramural sports, it came as no surprise that getting a spot in the World Cup Tournament was in high demand.

The World Cup Soccer Tournament started in autumn 2007 and has since then been an event every Autumn Quarter.

In order to meet the need for all of intramural’s dedicated soccer players, the week-long tournament, based off of the World Cup, gives students the opportunity to play in the fall.

“The demand seems to be very high, but we do not have the space or time in the fall to offer an entire regular season like we do in the winter and spring,” said Rachel Krasicki, intramural program assistant.

The 24 different teams are guaranteed two pool games and the top two teams from each pool will advance to the single elimination tournament.

With the tournament being a success its first year, all team slots were filled very quickly.

“Our captain had to go there around 5:30 in the morning to sign up for the tournament,” said Adam Harlow, a third-year in health science. “There was a long line that filled up within 20 minutes.”

The World Cup Skills Challenge started in 2008 and has been the kick-starter for the tournament.

“We wanted to offer the Skills Challenge as another opportunity for all OSU students to have the opportunity to compete. It allows us to try and meet the high demand for soccer related activities,” Krasicki said.

The World Cup Skills Challenge, which took place Sunday at the Adventure Recreation Center, was a 20-to-30 minute free challenge for individuals to compete in five different events.

According to Krasicki the five different skill events were: Place Kick – Participants will kick a soccer ball from one end of the field to a cone at the other end. The person whose ball lands closest to the cone will win and participants will have two tries.

Juggling – Each participant will juggle a ball and whoever can juggle it for the longest amount of time without the ball touching the ground or their hands will win.

Shootout – Participants will have five shots on net with five targets in the goal. They will be awarded points for every target they hit.

Skills Course – This event involves throw-ins, dribbling, passing and shooting. This is a timed event and the fastest time will win.

Sprints – This last event is a timed sprint with the fastest time winning.

Although the skills challenge was open for anyone to compete in, Graem Boyer, a fourth-year in zoology, said it was for the individual players.

“The challenge allowed them to show off their ball skills, whether it is shooting or dribbling, it was their chance to shine away from their teams,” Boyer said.

Harlow, a participant in the tournament and competed in the skills challenge, said the shootout was his favorite event.

“It was placing shots and I like to do free kicks in games,” Harlow said. “It was fun for me and was a good warm-up for the game.”

Aside from the skills challenge, Boyer said the tournament was popular amongst participants.

“It is different than the regular season. In the regular season it is broken up into divisions and the world cup is one open division where everyone is playing each other,” Boyer said. “It determines the best of the best of the whole school.”

The tournament began on Sunday and goes throughout the week with the champion being crowned Thursday.

Renovation plans The fourth floor hallway also received a ceiling, as it did not have one prior.

Insects were also an issue. Students reported seeing cockroaches in the building, but Blatti said he now only sees insects “here and there.”

A drum set studio was built in the basement, as well as new practice rooms.

Despite the upgrades, some things in the building have not yet been updated. For example, the pianos in the building are noticeably outdated, but Blatti said it would require millions of dollars to upgrade instruments.

Still, Gee said the renovations are a “good start” and that he’s “very committed” to the arts district.

“This is good, but this should have been done earlier,” Gee said.

Blatti said the renovations exceeded his expectations and even said the building is “much more efficient and beautiful.”

“The aesthetic does have an impact on people who are sensitive to aesthetics,” Blatti said. “When you’re trying to make great art and you’re faced with an ugly wall and a window that’s dirty, it has an impact. There’s no way to get around it.”

Gee said he believes the renovations will make the School of Music more attractive to future students.

He said current students have been attracted to OSU’s music programs because of its faculty. Now he hopes future students are attracted to the facilities as well.

“I think it will make us even more competitive,” he said. “I think it will also give us opportunities we haven’t had up to now in terms of some of the things we want to do and some of the things we want to attract. I think that’s very important to us.”

Some faculty members and students were pleased with the renovations.

Tamara Regensburger, a lecturer of applied voice, said the renovations were an upgrade from the previously “deplorable” conditions in the building.

“There are still many changes that will still continue to need to be made, but where we are now is certainly a lot better than where we were,” she said.

Katie Kuvin, a fourth-year in performance and music education, said students appreciate the renovations, particularly the fixes made on the fourth

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Exotic animal ownership laws have been overlooked, Kasich said. state. The order would have also prevented anyone convicted of animal abuse from owning exotic animals. Kasich allowed Strickland’s order to die off after he defeated the former governor in last year’s election, The Columbus Dispatch reported .

Representatives from the Columbus Zoo are part of the Dangerous Wild Animal Task Force Kasich created upon entering office in February. The task force is in place to create a new legal framework that would give Ohio the authority to regulate dangerous wild animals. It will be led by the Ohio Department of Natural Resources and include representatives from the Humane Society of the United States, veterinarians and county prosecutors.

Kasich expects the task force to have framework ready for approval by Nov. 30.

Schmidt said every aspect of exotic and wild animal ownership must be taken into consideration.

“A macaw can live for 60 years,” Schmidt said.

“You must place that bird into your will so it will be taken care of.”

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Increased demand prompted allocating more student tickets. be made available for students in the Terrace Level.

“Based on demand, additional seats in the Terrace Level of the arena will be made available for student season tickets,” the press release said.

“Students on the waiting list will be contacted by the Ohio State Athletics Ticket Office next week and offered these reserved Terrace Level seats.”

In an email to The Lantern on Sunday, Wallenberg declined to comment further on the details of the expanded ticket packages and any other future plans regarding student basketball tickets.

Tim Collins, president of Block “O,” said he thinks the athletic department has done all they can.

“We’re pretty happy with the result of the situation,” Collins said. “I think that the students’ voices

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floor, but said more work needs to be done. She recommended a new auditorium.

“There’s a lot of outside noise that comes in (the auditorium), so we’ll hear trucks backing up and things like that during recitals, and that’s really difficult and distracting, so it would be really nice if we had a space we could be proud of for student performances in particular,” she said.

Other students were less pleased.

Jim Eder, a third-year in performance, said he didn’t notice any significant improvements.

“My first impression is that it was a $2 million paint job,” he said. “The building doesn’t seem like it’s an exponentially better place or in better condition.”

Renovations to Hughes Hall were supposed to begin in 2008, but were put on hold when OSU changed plans, deciding to focus on renovating the “Academic Core North” instead. The area consists of Tuttle Park Place, Woodruff Avenue, High Street and 17th Avenue, according to an April 8, 2008, report in The Lantern.

On top of the Hughes Hall renovations, plans are in place for a $22 million renovation to Sullivant Hall, which houses the Department of Dance. It will create a new location for the Billy Ireland Cartoon Library and Museum and is scheduled to begin in January and be complete in July 2013.

A multiple-phase renovation of Hopkins Hall has cost more than $9 million. The renovation consolidates the functions of Hopkins Hall and Hayes Hall, both buildings that house the Department of Art, after Haskett Hall was demolished in July.

As for what’s next for Hughes Hall, Gee said further renovations are possible and plans to renovate Weigel Hall, as well.

“This is this teaching space, so this has to be at the top of our calendar,” Gee said.

Blatti said the upgrades will rejuvenate the school.

“It gives us a shot in the arm,” Blatti said. “It shows we’re important to somebody.”

Schmidt said he knows there are many other options when it comes to owning a pet.

“Exotic animals are not meant to be pets, go down to the shelter and rescue an animal,” Schmidt said.

During his press conference, Kasich stated the laws in Ohio have been too lax and unattended to for several hundred years. With this executive order, Kasich wants to see action and penalties in place to protect people and animals in the future.

Delcianna Winders, director of Captive Animal Law Enforcement for PETA, is glad the government is taking action but, it is “too little, too late.”

“Fifteen months ago a man was mauled to death by a bear in northern Ohio,” Winders said. “Why has it taken this long to get something to change?”

Winders doesn’t think what Kasich has done will help much, saying, “keeping large exotic pets is dangerous and cruel.”

Until a law is in place banning ownership, Winders said he thinks the cruelty will continue.

“A private institution owning wild animals is dangerous,” Winders said. “What happened last week proved that. Everyone suffers.”

were heard by athletics. What (the athletic department) did is they opened up the Terrace Level student ticket package.

“They just can’t magically open up more seats and things like that, but what they can do is what they did do and they were pretty swift about doing that.”

Collins said he expects the athletic department to look at expanding the number of student ticket packages in the future, but in order for that to happen, the level of interest in OSU basketball would have to remain high.

“What we have to make sure we’re considering is that this isn’t just a trend,” Collins said. “And that it’s actually something that students consistently want more tickets and will buy the tickets and will therefore attend the game.”

OSU begins the regular season Nov. 11 against Wright State at the Schottenstein Center.

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Saturday Field Hockey 2, Penn State 0 Women’s Volleyball 3, Michigan State 1 North Dakota 7, Women’s Ice Hockey 1

SUNDAY Michigan State 2, Women’s Soccer 0 Men’s Soccer 1, Penn State 0 (OT) Men’s Golf: 15th after 1 round (313)

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Men’s soccer owns OT, beats Penn State Jay Clouse Lantern reporter clouse.86@osu.edu The thought of sudden-death overtime in a soccer match would seem an uninviting proposition to some, but not the Ohio State men’s soccer team.

OSU claimed its third overtime victory of the season Sunday afternoon after defeating Penn State on Senior Day at Jesse Owens Memorial Stadium.

After 90 minutes of scoreless action, the Buckeyes needed just less than six minutes in overtime to defeat the Nittany Lions, 1-0, and improve their Big Ten record to 3-1-0.

“The dream of being Big Ten champions is still alive,” said head coach John Bluem. “We knew what we needed to do, and it was the last opportunity to get a result here at home for the seniors.”

Senior forward Parnell Hegngi stole the ball from a Penn State defender and passed it ahead to a sprinting junior midfielder Austin McAnena.

“At first I saw (Hegngi) right when he stole it; it was a great steal,” McAnena said. “Then I saw kind of a little lane I could run to so I just go at it full speed. He played me a nice ball.”

McAnena took the pass and shot the ball towards PSU goalkeeper, freshman Andrew Wolverton. The freshman misplayed the shot as the ball

went through his hands and rolled across the goal line for the Buckeye victory.

“I hit it a little off,” McAnena said. “I thought the keeper had it at first so I was kind of a little hesitant.

Then all of the sudden I just kept seeing it go and from there I was just really stoked.”

I hit it (the goal) a little off. I thought the keeper had it at first, so I was kind of hesitant. Then, all of the sudden, I just kept seeing it go... I was just really stoked.

Austin McAnena OSU men’s soccer midfielder on his gamewinning goal against Penn State The goal came in front of the student section on the south side of the stadium and the players immediately began celebrating the victory with fans.

On Sept. 25, the Buckeyes defeated Michigan in front of the newly added student section in overtime.

Hegngi said it was a “good vibe” to score in front of the fans.

“It was just like (against) Michigan,” Hegngi said.

“It was good to go celebrate with them right away.”

Ohio State has played in four overtime contests this season with a record of 3-0-1 in those contests.

They defeated Bowling Green on Oct. 5 and tied Valparaiso last Sunday.

“We’ve had a couple overtime games and come out with two wins out of them recently,” McAnena said. “I was just glad we could get the victory.”

Despite the victory, OSU was outplayed in a couple major categories. Penn State outshot OSU 19-11 for the contest and also held an advantage on corner kicks 10-3.

Junior goalkeeper Matt Lampson finished the contest with six saves.

“I think we were outplayed through some stretches of the game, but a good counter-attack at the end and a nice goal, so we walk away (with the win),” Bluem said.

The team cannot celebrate for long though as a Wednesday road contest against Oakland University awaits it.

Two games against conference games will follow as the Buckeyes travel to Wisconsin next Sunday and Indiana on Nov. 5 to finish their regular season.

“If we want to make the NCAA tournament, we have to believe that there is an outside chance that we can still get there,” Bluem said.

The Buckeyes (8-5-2) will kick-off their game against Oakland at 7 p.m.

Nightmare for Nittany Lions: Field hockey upsets No. 8 Penn State William Klein Lantern reporter klein.344@osu.edu The No. 18 Ohio State field hockey team left State College, Pa. posting a 2-0 shutout against the No. 8 Penn State Nittany Lions Saturday.

By knocking off a top 10 opponent, the Buckeyes (10-7, 3-2) are now tied for second place in the conference standings heading into the final week of the regular season.

Junior forward Berta Queralt scored the first goal of the match to get the Scarlet and Gray off to a quick start. The Buckeyes added a goal in the 52nd minute from senior back Jenn Sciullu, but Queralt’s goal was all the Buckeyes would need.

With the win, OSU now has a 5-1 record on the road.

“It was really important to get this win on the road coming off of two

conference losses,” senior goalie Ally Tunitis said. “We knew what we were going up against. We played our hardest.”

The Buckeyes quick start came when Queralt notched the first goal at the 10:33 mark off of a penalty corner.

Sciulli assisted on the goal.

The rest of the first half remained scoreless as the stout OSU defense was faced with pressure by the Penn State attack, Tunitis helped the Buckeyes escape with the lead.

Tunitis notched her third shutout of the season and is now third on the OSU all-time shutout list with 13.

“It felt really good,” Tunitis said.

“It’s always really good to have no goal scorers, as it makes it that much sweeter. It is a confidence booster.”

In the second half, Sciulli notched the second goal of the match at the 52-minute mark on a penalty corner.

The defensive back now has a careerhigh 14 points on the season.

The senior back has been known for her defensive talent, but her offensive play was what set up the Buckeyes for a win.

“I would be scared if I was playing against us and saw me running full speed setting up for a shot,” Sciulli said. “It was a big play for us.”

The Buckeyes defense protected the two-goal lead despite Penn State’s numerous opportunities in the final minutes. Tunitis finished the game with six saves.

“Our defense was unstoppable today,” Sciulli said. “We had one goal in mind and that was to keep the ball out of the cage.”

The win sends OSU into its regular season finale against Northwestern on Friday in Evanston, Ill., at 4 p.m. on a high note. Big Ten Tournament play begins Nov. 3., in State College, Pa.

I would be scared if I was playing against us and saw me running full speed setting up for a shot. It was a big play for us.

Jenn Sciulli OSU senior back on her 52nd-minute goal Photo courtesy of Ohio State Athletic Dept.

Badgers’ loss is Buckeyes’ gain as matchup looms When Michigan State football wide receiver Keith Nichol hauled in quarterback Kirk Cousins’ Hail Mary pass in East Lansing, Mich., on Saturday night, the Wisconsin Badgers’ Bowl Championship Series title hopes may have come to an end.

Back in Columbus though, Ohio State football’s hopes of appearing in the inaugural Big Ten championship game at Lucas Oil Stadium in Indianapolis may have been revived.

While it seems completely improbable, the truth is that the road to Big Ten title game looks like it once again leads through Ohio Stadium.

The Buckeyes currently stand at 1-2 in Big Ten play, which is merely good for fifth place out of six teams in the Leaders Division. Yet dates with three of the teams they trail — Wisconsin, Purdue and Penn State — still remain on OSU’s schedule. The

other team ahead of them is Illinois, whom the Buckeyes upset on Oct. 15 and who now has two conference losses as well.

The Badgers and Boilermakers each have one loss in conference play, meaning that if the Buckeyes can defeat both of them, they will each have two losses along with the Buckeyes, with OSU holding the tiebreaker.

The wildcard is Penn State, who is undefeated in conference play, but is about to begin a brutal stretch after what was arguably a light start to its conference schedule.

The Nittany Lions will host Illinois and Nebraska in the upcoming weeks, and then travel to the ‘Shoe on Nov. 19 and then to Camp Randall Stadium to play the Badgers on Nov. 26.

Wisconsin hasn’t lost at Camp Randall since Oct. 17, 2009, and currently boasts a 14-game winning

streak on its home field.

If the Nittany Lions can survive that stretch and win 3-of-4 or even all of those games, they will be very deserving of a trip to Indianapolis in the first week of December for the conference championship game.

For Penn State, a team that has been rotating quarterbacks all season, and lost to the only ranked team it faced — a 27-11 loss to Alabama on Sept. 10 — the Nits have their work cut out for them.

After all of the turmoil that’s arisen this season for the Buckeyes, from the array of suspensions, to the quarterback controversy, to the blown lead at Nebraska, a little help from their other Big Ten teams and a clutch performance or two, OSU could have a chance to go to Indianapolis and compete for the Big Ten Title.

Wisconsin senior quarterback Russell Wilson, junior running back

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OSU midfielder Austin McAnena (middle) scores the only goal of the game during overtime of an NCAA men’s soccer game against Penn State at the Jesse Owens Memorial Stadium on Sunday, October 23, 2011. OSU won, 1-0.

Montee Ball and the rest of an angry Badgers team will have something to say about that, but with more than 100,000 fans behind them in the ‘Shoe next weekend, the Buckeyes will have an opportunity to shock the college football world.

Kickoff for OSU’s Saturday game against Wisconsin is set for 8 p.m.

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Brett and Liz Bowling pose as zombie Superman and Superwoman at the Mid-Ohio Comic Con at the Greater Columbus Convention Center on Oct. 22, 2011.

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Mayday Parade 6:30 p.m. @ Skully’s Artists in Conversation: Dani Leventhal and Jacqueline Goss 7 p.m. @ Wexner Center Film/Video Theater Right Now Reading with Available Light Theatre: “26 Miles” 7:30 p.m. @ OSU Urban Arts Space

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With comic book-based costumes and celebrity appearances, Mid Ohio Comic-Con works to bring superheroes to life.

Thousands of comic book enthusiasts gathered at the Greater Columbus Convention Center Saturday and Sunday for the Mid-Ohio Comic Con. The event showcased comics, movies, video games, toys and original art featuring many artists and celebrities. There was a costume contest, celebrity Q&A sessions and gaming rooms.

Columbus is the first stop on the 2011-2012 tour, which will go on to visit conventions in Austin, New Orleans, Toronto, New York, Philadelphia and Chicago.

Highlights from the Mid-Ohio Comic Con included appearances by “Star Trek’s” Walter Koenig, James Marsters of “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” and the original Batman and Robin, Adam West and Burt Ward.

Along with signing autographs, West and Ward answered fans’ questions in a Q&A session with roughly 180 people. The dynamic duo made the crowd laugh with inappropriate jokes about their relationship on the show.

Anne Jordan, a second-year in anthropology, was excited after getting West’s autograph, and said her favorite part about Comic Con is the costumes.

“I’m a huge nerd, so I like to see what people are selling that have to do with the series I watch and the books I read,” Jordan said. “It’s really fun to dress up with my friends.”

Guests also had the opportunity to see the “Huge Glass Comic Book,” which is registered for three world record claims with Guinness World Records,

including first glass comic book, largest glass comic book and largest comic book. The 500-pound book made its public debut Saturday.

Creator and writer of the book, Wade Gugino, said the Columbus Comic Con was the perfect place to debut the $17,000 book.

“My intent was to inspire people to think differently about comics,” Gugino told The Lantern.

“Everybody seems to think it’s something unique, and they like it.”

Erica Bowling, a fourth-year in social work, came to Comic Con to escort her brother and sister-inlaw, Brett and Liz Bowling, who dressed as zombie Superman and Superwoman for the event.

“I was excited to see what they dress up for,” Erica Bowling said. “The best part is visiting the booths and seeing the different artists, and the costumes, of course.”

Dayglow plasters paint on patrons in Columbus Dayglow, ‘The World’s Largest Paint Party,’ made its annual stop at Veterans Memorial Auditorium on Oct. 21, 2011. Check thelantern.com for a review of the event.

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Improvisational comedy festival crashes into the Ohio Union JACKIE STORER Lantern reporter storer.29@osu.edu

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The word is “duck.”

Now, with about 300 people watching, improvise scenes that are both coherent and funny.

That was the name of the game at he third annual Bellwether Improv Festival, which took place Friday and Saturday evenings in the Ohio Union’s U.S. Bank Conference Theater. It featured 15 improv comedy groups from OSU, Harvard, Georgetown and many other colleges, as well as three professional groups from New York and Chicago.

Nearly every seat in the theater was full when the first group took the stage. Fishbowl Improv was one of five teams with OSU comedians and kicked off the festival to roaring laughter at their display of long-form improvising.

Long-form improv comedy is taking a random word suggested by the audience and creating multiple scenes on the spot based on that word. Every group performed this type of set, creating scenes

from words like “rainbow,” “bubblegum” and “oral.”

The audience’s reactions to those scenes only added to what 8th Floor Improv president Kevin Bauer thought of the evening.

“I’m really happy with the turnout,” he said. “I know Ohio State audiences are incredible, so I just want to pack as many kids in there as possible.”

Bauer noted that most comedians have to work to get the crowd on their side, but not at Bellwether.

“It’s a known thing in the college improv community that Ohio State has unbelievable audiences,” Bauer said.

Bauer performed in multiple groups over the two-day festival, including 8th Floor and Dutch Company, but when planning the festival began at the end of the last school year, he knew exactly what he didn’t want.

The group knew that they didn’t want Bellwether to be a competition because bringing a competitive vibe would diminish any networking and friendship opportunities, Bauer said.

“When there’s no competitive aspect, everyone’s having fun, which is always better for improv,” he said.

“(Competition) makes it awkward and puts a wrench in the works,” Bauer said. “I feel like that really changes the way you watch it as an improviser and then also the way you improvise on stage.”

The chemistry the performers had onstage was one thing audience members picked up on.

“They found their own niche within the improv community,” said Kabe Eichenauer, a first-year in education. “Each (group) brings a different … type of improv, so it’s interesting to get another group’s take.”

Evin Bachelor, a first-year in history and political science, said the diversity in comedy was refreshing.

“It’s a unique art form,” he said. “The diversity each of these groups has in their own right pretty much covers everything we could ask for tonight.”

With that type of audience reaction, Bauer’s goals for the weekend were met. “(My) ultimate goal is to expose as many Ohio State students to the different kinds of improv as possible,” he said.

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Hard work, effort, character should trump ability when judging Bauserman LANTERN Columnist PATRICK MAKS maks.1@osu.edu

For the record, I like Joe Bauserman.

I don’t know the dude personally, nor do I plan on trying to be buddies with him anytime soon.

I don’t know what kind of leader the redshirt senior quarterback is in the Ohio State locker room or who he is at practice.

I don’t know his attitude in the weight room or his dedication through the grueling 6 a.m. workouts in February.

Nor do I really know who Bauserman is off the field. I don’t know if he’s doing the right things or trading his John Hancock so he can get as tatted up as Lil Wayne.

I don’t know Bauserman.

But what I don’t know about

Bauserman helps me figure out what I do know.

I do know, at least for the time being, that he wasn’t involved in the tattoo scandal that started it all. He didn’t sell his Big Ten Championship rings or his practice jersey. He hasn’t been foolish enough to whip out of the Woody Hayes Athletic Center onto Olentangy River Road in his Nissan 350Z with ESPN’s cameras rolling on one of the darkest days in Buckeye history. Nor was he immature enough to be shooting an air-compressed gun off the top of Marketplace on a Sunday night.

I do know that Bauserman is 26 years old and his birthday was Oct. 4. I know that he used to play minor league baseball for affiliates of the Pittsburgh Pirates.

And, like some of you will be quick to point out, I know that he hasn’t performed well on the field.

I know that Bauserman was almost more of a liability to the Buckeyes’ offense than an asset. I know that fans cringed when freshman quarterback Braxton Miller went down against Nebraska two weeks ago. I know that there’s a “Bauserchart” which exaggerated his incompletions. And I know that the offense is likely better off without him on the field.

But if you’re going to fault Ohio State’s misfortune on Bauserman,

I know you must be, to some degree, crazy.

I know he’s not the future of the program. I know, as much as you’ve got to appreciate the time and effort he’s put into OSU’s team, he’s not who I’d want out there calling the signals.

It’s nothing personal; that’s just how football is. The best players on the field play, regardless of how much of a cretin they are off of it. Ohio State’s offense is clearly more effective with Miller under center, even despite his one completion in a win at Illinois on Sept. 15.

But to label Bauserman as the root of all evil and all problems is, for lack of a better word, stupid.

A team doesn’t lose because of one person just the same way it doesn’t win because of one person.

It’s one thing to attack effort and entirely another thing to attack ability. The former is a conscience choice and the latter a result of genetics and developed skills.

Again, I don’t know Bauserman and I probably never will. But I do know that as long as the effort’s there, the ability (or lack there of) will always come second in my book.

Jackets off to slippery start been proven true.

Netminder Steve Mason has struggled in goal with a disappointing .878 save percentage. Backup journeyman, Curtis Sanford, is likely to be between the pipes more this week, as head coach Scott Arniel’s patience could dwindle if Mason’s poor performance continues.

Columbus’ goalies haven’t been aided by a great deal of offense either.

Offensively, the Jackets have also only converted two goals on 30 opportunities on the power play. The power play should be an area of strength the Jackets when considering their offensive firepower. However, with Carter injured for at least a week, this aspect of their game isn’t likely to improve anytime soon.

With 76 games left on the schedule there’s no need to jump ship, although with the fourthworst league attendance at just more than 11,000 fans a game, it seems many fans might already be jumping. Hockey fans in Columbus don’t need to hit the panic button quite yet, however.

A team with such a dynamic offseason is likely to have a bit of

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Following an eventful and optimistic offseason, the Blue Jackets have stumbled to their worst start in franchise history.

As of Sunday, their record stands at a league worst 0-7-1, and they remain the only winless team in the league. The road ahead isn’t any easier, as they face the undefeated Detroit Red Wings twice, and the one-loss Buffalo Sabres in the week to come.

To make matters worse, they’ll be doing so without their big offseason acquisition, center Jeff Carter, who sustained a hairline fracture in his foot after blocking a shot against the Dallas Stars.

Carter will likely miss seven to 10 days.

Most fans seem dispirited by the historically poor start from the Jackets . However, Bryan Jaynes, a fourth-year in psychology, had a surprisingly encouraging point when he said, “(The Jackets) usually start off well, and drift off” toward the end of the season, so perhaps this year, “we could see the opposite.”

Many predicted that goaltending issues would plague the Jackets throughout the season, and thus far, the prophecy has

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sluggish play before the players began to get more acquainted with each other.

The team must pick up some wins soon, not only keep their fans interested, but to also their head coach employed.

The Blue Jackets next chance to take their first win will come Tuesday at 7 p.m. when they face the Detroit Red Wings in Columbus.

80s film remakes entertain but serve no purpose in furthering creativity, progress LANTERN Columnist MATT KRAUS kraus.86@osu.edu

It’s hardly a well-kept secret that Hollywood relies on recycling old ideas. Remakes and sequels abound while genuinely original ideas are pushed into the art house or tossed out completely. In 2011, this is as true as ever. By the end of the year, 27 sequels will have been released into theaters, which is the most in cinematic history.

This year has also seen more remakes than usual, and it’s interesting that Hollywood has chosen a specific era to revisit time and again when it comes to the stealing of material: the ’80s. Just last week, not one but two remakes of ’80s films (“The Thing” and “Footloose”) got their release. In August, a remake of “Fright Night” was released along with a reboot of “Conan the Barbarian.” One of

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the most universally hated came back in April with the remake of “Arthur.”

Why are all these old (but not that old) properties getting the quick re-do by modern studios?

It’s all about the audiences that movies intend to target.

For the most part, new movies are attended by young people on the weekends. Hollywood’s definition of “young people” includes customers that were born in the late ’80s and early ’90s. That means they either weren’t alive or were too young to experience a film like “Footloose” or “Fright Night” the first time around.

Therefore, this material is seen as fair game. Hollywood doesn’t care about ruining the memories of older moviegoers. Those are the people who are waiting for the movie to show up on Netflix. By and large, the kids are the ones paying for the tickets. The original ’80s movies don’t mean anything to the modern kids, so why not repackage it in a shiny, modern new box?

The studios aren’t entirely misguided. To a child of the ’90s, the original “Footloose” seems incredibly dated. The combination of Kenny Loggins music and overthe-top ’80s attire isn’t the most attractive way to spend your time.

Yet as stupid as the film’s story is (a small town bans underage dancing?), there is a lot of fun to

be had if the material is done well.

The new “Footloose” accomplishes just that, and thus it works for modern youngsters more than the original Kevin Bacon vehicle ever could.

As business, going back to the ’80s is a pretty smart strategy.

Creatively, it’s incredibly irritating. Students of film are always looking for movies that present new stories and ideas that haven’t been seen before, so when they see a needless remake of a 30-year-old “classic,” it’s often disheartening. It’s not that these remakes are all bad; it’s just that they aren’t truly contributing much in the way of creativity. Do we want our era to be remembered as one when the boundaries of the medium were pushed, or shall we just be known as the ’80s thieves?

These films may be rather entertaining, but they still have no reason to exist.

BLACK // WHITE PARTY

Christian Political Party WILL ANNOUNCE FOR PRESIDENT NEED PEOPLE WITH CHRISTIAN VALUES NEED VOLUNTEERS! Awake!Arise! children, sons and daughters and even

grandchildren of the mothers and fathers that protested Monsanto at the university in the 1960’s. It was said a dark cloud was perpetually over the university because of the tear gas poured on your moms and dads. So don’t be pampered! Actually there’s a documentary that shows it.

Recent awakening of social consciousness. Project No. 1 on James’s road to the White House: Rich and Poor. Procession of Hispanics carrying Our Lady of Guadalupe Candlelight vigil from Grant Park to LaSalle Street. Twin of Wall Street, LaSalle Street controls the grain—breadbasket commodity exchange of the U.S. to encourage LaSalle Street traders to generously pour out grain on the hundreds of thousands of starving in Somalia and Kenya. Need volunteers to call Hispanics; need people to come to Chicago to process with us to LaSalle Street from Grant Park. Tell Pharoh (LaSalle Street traders) open up your grain bins for the starving in Somalia and Kenya.

(Obama’s dad’s place of origin, 100,000 starving Somalians there.)

Then Joseph settled his father and his brothers and gave them a possession in the land of Egypt, Genesis 47:11 After Procession we proceed to yet udetermined place for James to announce for president.

Call to sign up 440-886-5371 or fax to 440-743-0414 “Immigrants in Limbo” With a deportation possible, family fears, it would be a death sentence for disabled son.

(Chicago Tribune, Oct. 20, 2011, p.A-1.)

Then: Boss: Fictional Chicago Mayor Makes for compelling T.V. story, Steve Johnson review in A&E Emanuel, Obama’s Chief of Staff is mayor of Chicago “Perry fights for Spotlight with plan for Flat Tax” Above this article in Wall Street Journal is “Doubts Grow on Euro Fund, More than 100,000 Protest in Greece as Europen officials debate Reserve Plan.”

Shows Perry running The Wall Street Journal, Oct. 20, 2011, A-1.

Here’s where they’re all at. Subtitle: Hot button.

Republican Presidential candidate Rick Perry said Wed. he would push to revise the tax code: meanwhile, his campaign said it would increase reimbursement of supporters for use of private jets. (A4) My supporters sleep on the streets, we sleep in vans, not private jets.

Headline under this item: Rolls-Royce Powers Ahead in High-Wage Countries.

Obama, you tell the military of Egypt to leave the protesters in Tahir Square alone. I’d like to see them try it here. What hypocrites! Obama* tell the mayors of the U.S. to leave the protesters alone, start with your Chief of Staff, Emanuel who arrested 175 in Grant Park, Chicago. * And Hillary (if she’s involved in this).

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[ a+e ] All that ‘Glee’ is, is not gold: Hit show losing its charm ARTS Columnist

I am often (and accurately) accused of being pretentious and hyper-critical of pop culture in general. I am not hesitant to cut down terrible television, superficial music and droll movies with a razor sharp eye with the hope that only the strongest, most fit albums, TV shows and movies will survive.

That said, I have harbored a largely undeserved soft spot for “Glee.” I find myself fervently defending the song choices for the show, insisting that they were used to enhance the poignant emotions that were woven through deeply intense plotlines that addressed the disabled, minority issues and the gay community.

Then, in the second season, the writers dropped “Blame It on the Alcohol” on viewers, an indefensible ode to a Jamie Foxx song of the same name that weakly masked an obvious ploy to attract viewers with a Top 40 hit as a public service announcement for responsible alcohol use.

This seemed to open the floodgates, prompting a cascade of episodes full of blatant pandering to pop music-obsessed tweens to rush into the series, drowning its credibility.

Strike one.

Even if I had to admit that some of the song choices were hokey efforts to incorporate popular songs to up viewership, I always vehemently argued that the show was breaking ground in its treatment of issues that are affecting young adults in a real way. Kurt Hummel (Chris Colfer) struggled with his homosexuality in a major story arc that covered his family, school bullies and finding love in Blaine Anderson (Darren Criss).

Beyond that, viewers watched the fascist cheerleading coach

JUSTIN CONLEY Asst. arts editor conley.325@osu.edu and New Directions enemy No. 1 Sue Sylvester (Jane Lynch) tirelessly defend and learn from her sister and assistant, both of whom deal with Down Syndrome throughout the show. Plots like these prompted introspection from viewers that could become truly teachable moments that could help pave the way for the next generation to be more compassionate and accepting. It was television with a purpose.

Then the writers thrust upon us the woefully melodramatic and confusingly short-lived Quinn Fabray (Dianna Agron) identity crisis, where Agron’s character falls into a crowd of miscreant women who call themselves The Skanks. Fabray ditched the all-American wholesome look for a gritty, grungy punk, picked up smoking and seethed bad attitude.

While the “attack of the emo” storyline was unfortunate, it qualified as recklessly lazy, when just a few episodes later, a short pep talk from choir director Will Schuester (Matthew Morrison) sets her magically back on track.

These sorts of inconsistencies and immediate reversals have become numerous, dissolving any illusion of continuity in

character traits for many of the cast. The show will become nigh impossible to watch once viewers lose track of the increasingly complex web of pregnancies, love affairs and scandals.

The show is one case of amnesia and an evil twin away from soap opera status already.

Strike two.

Riding on two strikes, I can only hope that the minds behind “Glee” take the current hiatus to adjust the trajectory of the show. They need to throw out the overwrought plot lines for the simple and emotional, which is when they are at their best.

And rather than using the song choices as a platform for the overplayed radio hits of the moment, writers would do well to focus on capturing and conveying the emotion of a moment in the way that only music can: channeling the genius behind Hummel’s rendition of The Beatles’ “I Want to Hold Your Hand” at the side of his father’s sickbed instead of the out-ofplace attempts to force Ke$ha into the mix somewhere.

Come November, when the show returns to air, I can only hope that it has returned to what makes it great, because I cannot defend this prodigal son for much longer.

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