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Jaamal Berry was allegedly involved in 2nd assault in less than a month Chelsea Castle Managing editor for content castle.121@osu.edu

Weatherspoon speaks up

Sophomore forward J.D. Weatherspoon hopes to rebound with his comeback to the OSU basketball team.

Ohio State football player Jaamal Berry has been named a suspect in an alleged assault that occurred Friday morning, according to a report from the Columbus Police Department. It is the second incident involving Berry allegedly assaulting another individual in four weeks. The latest incident took place at 2:20 a.m. Friday on Vine Street, behind North Market, and involved a 21-yearold Columbus State Community College student. The victim was “struck in the face with a closed fist,” according to the Columbus police report. OSU athletic director Gene Smith said the athletic department is aware that

Berry might have been involved in an altercation, and that he has spoken with Berry. “We have not been informed by anyone else that charges have been filed,” Smith told The Lantern Monday. “If Jaamal is charged, he will be suspended pending the outcome of the case.” Berry, a redshirt sophomore running back, was with another African-American male and was allegedly yelling at the victim and his friend, after the victim was struck by a car. The victim, who The Lantern has chosen not to name at this time, said that Berry and his friend were yelling vulgar remarks at him. After asking why they were yelling, the victim said that Berry crossed the street and punched his friend, and then punched him in the face with a closed fist. Berry was later identified by a witness,

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Jaamal Berry awaits a kick-off at the beginning of a game between the Buckeyes and the Fighting Illini in Champaign, Ill. Oct. 15, 2011.

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Meredith Krueger (left), a 4th-year in economics and geography, and Timothy Singratsomboune (right), a 2nd-year in international studies, join other students in the Occupy the Oval protest at OSU Monday, Oct. 24, 2011.

Protesters occupy the Oval for change erika dejolsvay-brooks Lantern reporter dejolsvay-brooks.4@osu.edu The “occupation” has spread to Ohio State’s campus as students and community members protested Monday against corporate greed, planned privatization of services and soaring student loan debt. The campus-area movement evolved out of the perceived failure of the city-wide movement, Occupy

Columbus, and organizers realized more had to be done. “It’s time to start organizing on campus because a lot of people are directly affected by the impact of corporate greed,” said organizer Kyle Olson, a fourth-year in anthropology. Several protesters are unhappy with decisions President E. Gordon Gee has made — Gee’s plan to privatize the parking garages, the approval for commercialization of fracking research at OSU and Gee’s agreement with Gov. John Kasich’s higher education budget cuts.

In the state’s budget revealed in March, Kasich had to cover an $8 billion deficit, which included cuts in just about every category of the previous state budget. The goal of the protest was to deliver a petition to Gee’s office against the privatization of parking then a march downtown to city hall to join forces with Occupy Columbus protestors. Protesters are unhappy with the way the university is run, stating it is increasingly acting like a corporation.

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OSU cancer center named for Spielman Jenelle Cooper Lantern reporter cooper.1995@osu.edu

The Ohio State University Comprehensive Cancer Center announced the name of its new breast cancer center, The Stefanie Spielman Comprehensive Breast Cancer Center. The center was named after alumna Stefanie Spielman, the late wife of former OSU and NFL linebacker Chris Spielman. Stefanie Spielman was a philanthropist and advocate for breast cancer awareness since a selfexam lead her to find a lump. She was diagnosed in 1998 at the age of 30. Stefanie and Chris Spielman raised more than $1 million for breast cancer research. The total amount of money raised to-date by the Stefanie Spielman funds is more than $91 million. Stefanie was treated at the OSU Comprehensive Cancer Center - Arthur G. James Cancer Hospital. Stefanie Spielman lost her battle with cancer after more than 10 years in November 2009. OSU President E. Gordon Gee praised the Spielman’s for their past and present work in the field of breast cancer awareness. “She transformed her own challenge into extraordinary blessings for countless breast cancer patients and their families, becoming a personal source of help and a national source of hope,” Gee said in an

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Chris Spielman and his children (from top) Maddie, Noah, Macy and Audrey Spielman stand next to a photo of the building that is newly named after Stefanie Spielman, Chris’ wife and mother of the 4.

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Patrick O’Donnel (left), a 4th-year in psychology, Patrick Dempsey (middle), a 3rd-year in marketing and English and Stephanie Davis (right), a 4th-year in psychology, serve food at a cookout hosted by the University Ambassadors at 43 E. 18th Ave. on Oct. 24, 2011.

Tobacco-free policy proposed Colleen Carey Lantern reporter carey.259@osu.edu Ohio State could be the first Big Ten school to become a tobaccofree campus, according to Danielle Grospitch, a graduate student in public health. Tobacco-free means no smoking of any kind and no smokeless tobacco. Grospitch has been spearheading the campaign, Buckeyes Against Butts. “Our ultimate goal … is to implement a 100 percent tobacco-free campus, which involves indoors, outdoors and any campus-owned property,” Grospitch said. There are 586 colleges and universities in the United States that have enacted smoke-free campuses, according to the American Nonsmokers’ Rights Foundation’s website. OSU would be the eighth school in Ohio on this list. With this plan, additionally, OSU would not allow chewing tobacco. The current smoking policy at OSU mimics the state law, which states there will be no smoking indoors or within a 25-foot area around building entrances, exits or windows. There are no regulations regarding smokeless tobacco. Chris Swonger, a second-year in engineering, thinks the tobaccofree policy would be a good idea if it were enforced. “I see the (no smoking) signs where there is that overhang at the (Science and Engineering Library) and everyone is just smoking there anyway,” Swonger said. “If there were people to enforce it, I think people would listen. But when it’s just those signs sitting up and no one comes by to say anything, then who cares?” For this policy to be adopted, Grospitch and others involved in the campaign plan to conduct research, meet with all departments at the university and draft a policy with implementation and enforcement plans. “We still need to do a lot of work for this,” Grospitch said. “It’s still in

Ohio State’s community ambassadors host regular cook-outs in different areas of the university district to promote stronger relationships amongst neighbors. Erin Maedeker, a fifth-year in communications and co-director of the community ambassadors, said the organization hopes the increased sense of community from the cookouts will lead to safer off-campus neighborhoods. “We hope that people will become better neighbors, watch out for each other and build a safer community,” Maedeker said. Jeremy Dolan, a fourth-year in sociology and co-director of the community ambassadors, said the cookouts help students recognize who lives on their street. “If you see (your neighbor) getting into a car, you don’t think twice about it,” Dolan said. “But if you see someone that isn’t your neighbor getting into a car, you think ‘Oh I should probably call the police.’”

In addition, community ambassadors also inform students about safe ways to party. “We act through hosting these cookouts and getting students more informed about partying smarter, knowing people at your parties so it doesn’t get out of control,” Maedeker said. Free hamburgers, hotdogs, veggie burgers, drinks, games and sometimes entertainment are provided at the cookouts. The community ambassadors hold the cookouts during fall and spring quarters. “One of the main reasons we do that is people move in and out so often and they don’t have a sense of community so we try to help build that,” Maedeker said. The residents on OSU’s off-campus area are invited to attend the cookouts on their respective streets. Occasionally, one cookout is held for two neighboring streets, such as East 17th and 18th Avenue. Each street has a community ambassador who is responsible for hosting the event. Community ambassador is a paid position. Logan Dawson, a fourth-year in city and regional planning and Chittenden Avenue’s community ambassador, held his street’s

the very, very, very early stages. Right now, we’re just sketching out, in pencil, a plan.” Grospitch thinks OSU could become a tobacco-free campus as early as Autumn Semester 2012. “It would take at least a year to get that going,” Grospitch said. “Knowing Ohio State and knowing how hard policy creation and implementation is for any agency, but alone the size of Ohio State, a year is very fast.” President E. Gordon Gee told The Lantern in April 2010 that he was in favor of eliminating smoking on campus. “A smoke-free campus is not at the top of my priority list, but if someone came to me with a proposal and we could make that happen quickly, I would be the first in line,” Gee said. Grospitch has decided to “divide and conquer” the efforts to fast-track this project. She is working with Kunal Parikh, a fourthyear in chemical engineering, to help reach out to the undergraduate community. “What we decided to do is that I will take the section of working with human resources, faculty and staff,” Grospitch said. “And (Parikh) will work with students because he is an undergraduate, he has that better pulse on students’ wants and needs.” Parikh’s interest sparked when he saw a previous article from The Lantern about smoke-free campuses and has been passionate about this effort ever since. “We pride ourselves as being the greatest university in the nation,” Parikh said. “This is obviously a huge factor that Ohio State students are developing healthy habits that they’re going to carry for the rest of their lives.” Implementation cost is not yet known but Parikh said it’s insignificant compared to what OSU will save. “The other way to look at this is productivity in the workplace and healthcare costs, the cost of implementing this program is really negligible compared to that,” Parikh said. Swonger thinks OSU will benefit from the switch to be tobacco-free but smokers will likely suffer. “I think it’s a good idea to help keep campus cleaner but, personally, if I was a smoker, I probably would be irritated,” Swonger said. “Especially with how large campus is, there’s a good chance you’d have to walk quite a bit to get off campus to smoke.” With the deadly consequences of tobacco use and second-hand smoke widely known, Grospitch stressed the importance of this policy

cookout Oct. 6. More than 150 people attended, he said. Dawson appreciates the social aspect of the gathering. “I think they’re a great thing to do,” he said. “If there’s free food, it’s usually a bit more inviting to people who are a little more anxious (to meet their neighbors).” He said he also used the cookout as a way to introduce himself to his neighbors so they can approach him if they need help with issues, such as problems with landlords, roommates and neighbors. He said he can tell students where to go to find solutions. “I can point people in the right directions,” he said. “We’re there to inform the people of all the things Ohio State has to offer. We facilitate for the university all of their services.” Unlike Chittenden, about 60 people attend cookouts on the less-populated streets “specifically up north,” Dolan said. Although, East 12th Avenue has had more than 200 attendees in the past two years and community ambassadors are hoping to maintain this large number at the street’s cookout on Thursday.

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A sign prohibiting smoking in front of the Thompson Library. A proposal for a campus-wide smoking ban is currently in the works. for the environment. “It takes a major toll on the environment when people litter tobacco products,” Grospitch said. “Cigarette butts take several years to disintegrate and they still carry 69 carcinogens that soak into our soil which soaks into our water which then we drink.” OSU could be the leader in the effort to have a tobacco-free campus in the Big Ten, Grospitch said. “The fact that Ohio State could wear that badge of honor, I think would be awesome,” Grospitch said. “We could say, ‘We care about each other. We care about our school. We care about our environment.’”

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nicholas pavlik pavlik.8@osu.edu Trevor Stengel / Lantern photographer

While intoxicated, many students choose to eat at restaurants such as PJ’s grill on Frambes Avenue in Columbus, Ohio.

Drunken munchies can be harmful to health Alli Murphy Lantern reporter murphy.842@osu.edu On many college campuses, drunk eating is more than just an extra meal, it’s a pastime. Jeremy Margolis, a second-year in business administration, is no stranger to this event. “Eating is a huge part of my life and when I drink, it becomes even more important to me,” he said. Margolis said he feels hungrier after he starts drinking. Dr. Glen Aukerman, an Ohio State professor in the college of medicine and medical director for OSU Center for Integrative Medicine, said in an email that drinking alcohol can cause people to eat more. “(Alcohol) stimulates insulin which increases hunger overconsumption,” Aukerman said in the email. Insulin is a hormone that, when secreted, increases hunger levels and causes people to consume. Margolis gave some additional reasons students may eat after a night out. “(College students) have no self-control and they just buy things on a whim, I know that’s what I do. I honestly spend so much money on food,” Margolis said. “I don’t mind paying the money if I’m getting what I want.” The combination of drinking alcohol and eating afterward can lead to weight gain, Aukerman said in the email. “(Alcohol) causes dehydration with resultant salt

and fluid retention and swelling,” Aukerman said in the email. Aukerman recommended that students load up on fluids before consuming alcohol, if drinking is a must, in order to decrease the effects of the alcohol and weight gain. Margolis said he is not concerned with gaining weight. Late-night restaurants on OSU’s off-campus reap the benefits of college students who share the same mentality of Margolis and the drunk-eating frenzy. Formaggio, a local pizza place, is one such business. “We’re located on one of the biggest campuses in the nation so there’s always a party atmosphere around, that’s when we get the most business,” said Samer Michael, owner of Formaggio. Michael said Formaggio is busiest on weekends and has the most customers when there are parties near its East 13th Avenue location. He also said the restaurant gets a rush when students return home from bars. “In addition to the drunk people at the bars, we get a lot of loyal customers. It doesn’t matter if they go to downtown bars or to South Gateway,” he said. Margolis is less picky about his late night dining destination. “(I like) anything that’s open,” he said. “When it gets past a certain point in the night, I really don’t care.”

I became a reporter for The Lantern fully anticipating that there would be some unique writing opportunities at one of the top-five largest universities in the United States. Though, I never expected to inherit the task of reviewing a hangover cure. Let’s get wasted. It’s 9 p.m. on a Saturday night. Accompanying me on this adventure of self-indulgence and drinking is Eric, one of my best friends visiting from Wayzata, Minn. This is not going to be a classy night. We have one goal in mind, for each of us to consciously get hammered and with any luck, wake up the next morning to guzzle down a bottle of formula AM. The newest cure on the market, formula AM claims to combat hangovers with a unique combination of ingredients — oxygen, electrolytes and caffeine. There will be no time wasted. We start off sharing a 12-pack of Yuengling at my apartment while watching the Spartans upset the Badgers with a last second Hail Mary pass. I am already starting to feel that warm euphoric sensation flow through my body. It’s time to make a move. Our destination is Brothers where I know the cherry bombs flow like wine. I have never left that establishment being able to walk in a straight line, ever. I spotted the bartender who was wearing what appeared to be painted on shorts, and attempted to maintain eye contact with her to order a round of rum and cokes. After receiving our drinks, we do the scan that every guy does to scope out all the “attractive” women in the bar. Before we know it, our drinks are cashed. We each down two more rum and cokes and

decide to take a walk around the bar. We start chatting with two suburbanite middleaged women past their prime, desperately clinging to their 20s, and evangelizing that we are too inexperienced in an attempt to goad us to try harder with them. After sharing a couple shots and saying goodbye to our friendly elders — assuring them that they didn’t look a year over 30 — we ordered a couple beers and moved outside to get some fresh air. Making my way to the patio, I can’t decide if I’m at my local neighborhood bar or a wannabe Arnold Classic. Why do other guys walk around like they have imaginary lat syndrome? After getting some secondhand-smoke ridden air from the patio, we returned inside and kicked it into overdrive. Suddenly we were on the precipice of buzzed and drunk, barreling full-bore over the edge. We had achieved our drunken stupor. Feeling like a couple Fred Astaire’s on an episode of Dancing with the Stars, we stumbled carelessly onto the dance floor. Targeting a couple of innocent female bystanders — to the beat of LMAFO’s “Sexy and I Know It” — we demonstrated an alternate pelvic thrusting version of the robot. Before we knew it the lights were on and we were being escorted out of the bar by a couple of thick-necked bouncers, like we had just jumped onto stage at a Ke$ha concert. The five minute walk back to my apartment felt like we had just run in the Chicago Marathon. I managed to make it to my bedroom, and Eric made it to the floor outside of my bedroom. We woke the next morning — heads pounding, stomach churning and skin crawling. Miraculously, stumbling and fumbling, we made to the refrigerator door. As I opened the door, it was like a scene from Quantum Leap — lights beaming as the door opened, fog spilling out onto the floor. I desperately reached for our bottles of formula AM. We cracked the seal, toasted to recovery and slammed our drinks. Within one hour we felt rejuvenated. Our day suddenly turned around. We cleaned ourselves up and were ready for a productive day — thanks to formula AM. Nicholas Pavlik is 26 years old, and anyone mentioned in the story is at least 21 years of age.

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Berry dressed and the alleged victim said he confirmed Berry’s identity when shown a picture by police. The victim’s mother, who requested anonymity, said she spoke with Smith about the incident Friday afternoon. Berry and other witnesses involved did not immediately respond to The Lantern’s requests for comment. On Sept. 28, Berry was involved in what an OSU police report described as an “assault” on another student. Berry was admitted and released from the OSU Medical Center and no charges were filed. In this incident, two males were witnessed “wrestling on the ground” in the South Oval, according to a police report.

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used the protest as part of their teaching. “The university is paying little for labor and in return trying to get as much as possible form students who really need an education to compete in the job market,” said Haley Swenson, a first-year Ph.D. student. “I’m upset about that type of exploitation and, (I’m) here hopefully to stop it.” Swenson said the goal is that the occupation will build in numbers. “Getting people out initially here today, letting everybody see that there are other people who are frustrated too will get it into a bigger movement,” Swenson said. Student protestors said they are also upset with Kasich. Swenson said that Kasich is aware of the Occupy protest downtown, and that Kasich will now see that students are also involved as there are specific issues to fight for on campus. The increasing privatization of OSU is a large worry for students. “I’m concerned that Ohio State is really

The primary witness was a university employee who declined to comment, but said in the police report that Berry was muttering things such as “I don’t know what is going on around me.” The report said Berry “appeared confused and disoriented and was unable to tell me his name.” In 2009, Berry was arrested on a marijuana possession charge in Miami, Fla. Berry dressed for the Michigan State game on Oct. 1, the first game after his Sept. 28 incident. He has appeared in the past two football games and has had three rushes for five yards so far this season. OSU had a bye week this past weekend, and continues action against the No. 12 Wisconsin Badgers on Saturday in Columbus.

becoming privatized at an alarming rate and I think, too, that if we’re going to be talking about economic solutions and economic equality than we have to be looking at how the cost of higher education prohibits access for a lot of people to gaining an education and also leaves a lot of people in crippling debt that they don’t have the means to add to the economy when they get out into it,” said Sarah Carnahan, a second-year Ph.D. in social work. Student debt and lack of jobs were a matter of concern among the crowd. “This is opening students’ eyes to the way the debt they are accumulating now will affect them post-graduation,” said Victoria Genetin, a fifth-year Ph.D. in women’s studies. “Jobs aren’t available in the ways we’ve been told they are available.” Several professors brought classes out for a teach-in and discussion with members of Occupy Columbus. As students crossed the Oval, some stopped to watch while others joined to sign petitions, and shared their own frustration with the university. “I think the students are watching the Occupy events both in the United States and around the world,” Genetin said. “They are really inspiring.”

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Cancer cure hoped to be found in Spielman’s name, Gee said email to students and staff on Monday. Dr. Charles Shapiro, director of Breast Medical Oncology at OSUCCC, described Stefanie Spielman as a very meaningful person to thousands of people across Ohio and the nation. “Her tireless work and efforts toward detection are significant and meaningful,” Shapiro told The Lantern on Monday. Stefanie Spielman stressed the importance of research. Shapiro said that advances in research have been made as a direct result of the funds she raised and that everyone in the breast cancer center is dedicated to helping her cause. “It is not just a naming, each of us in the center are committed to constantly improving the screening process, diagnosis, treatment and finding a cure,” Shapiro said. “We have to do better; Stefanie is an inspiration to me, every physician, surgeon, therapist, oncologist and radiation specialist, everyone in the center. We all have a common purpose in making a dedication to making a real improvement in outstanding research,

outstanding discoveries and clinical care.” Shapiro said. In an email addressed to students, faculty and friends, Gee said “It is our shared vision that the Stefanie Spielman Comprehensive Breast Center will be the place where breast cancer ends,” Gee said in an email to students and staff on Monday. “Many of the nation’s leading scientists, researchers, and physicians are working in our world-class facilities to turn that phrase into reality. I look forward to the day we can announce the cure for breast cancer in the building that now bears Stefanie Spielman’s name.” Shapiro said he believes the cancer center can do good things for the university and nationally. “Stefanie would be proud of us and what we are trying to achieve.” Shapiro said. “Her husband Chris is an inspiration to us too.” The center is the only one in the Midwest to offer comprehensive breast cancer care. In addition to providing breast cancer care in the form of detection, diagnosis and treatment, the center will also provide breast cancer prevention care. The Stefanie Spielman Comprehensive Breast Cancer Center will also have the Hope Boutique on site, where women can find one-on-one care and recovery.

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Horoscopes by Nancy Black ©2011 Tribune Media Services Inc. TODAY’S BIRTHDAY Let someone whose opinion you respect teach you about your health and vitality. Share exercise outdoors, or drop a stale practice for one that refreshes. New opportunities arise that require expert advice. Don’t hesitate to ask. To get the advantage, check the day’s rating: 10 is the easiest day, 0 the most challenging. ARIES March 21 – April 19 Today is a 9 -- Relax and let others support you. Listen carefully for a valuable insight. Pay special attention to your relationships. It’s not a good time to take risks. TAURUS April 20 – May 20 Today is a 7 -- Discuss an upcoming purchase and plan it in the budget, while keeping your bucks in the bank. Focus instead on filling your hive with honey. Wait for a good sale. GEMINI May 21 – June 21 Today is an 8 -- One who loves you sees you bigger than you see yourself. Adopt their view, even temporarily. You can learn a lot from children, who aren’t afraid to tell the truth.

CANCER June 22 – July 22 Today is a 7 -- Take on more homework, even if it complicates things. In the end, the extra effort will be worth it. You may even find a hidden treasure in the details. LEO July 23 – Aug. 22 Today is a 6 -- Still no gambling allowed, except regarding affairs of the heart. You can create a new reality as long as you’re not attached to the outcome. Why not go for it? VIRGO Aug. 23 – Sept. 22 Today is a 9 -- Tear it down to rebuild. Starting over can give a stronger foundation. Avoid going against your core values, and double-check everything. Work with another. LIBRA Sept. 23–Oct. 22 Today is an 8 -- Your sense of harmony and self-confidence are especially appreciated today. Lead by example for a fruitful phase. Your energy’s contagious, and many hands make light work. SCORPIO Oct. 23 – Nov. 21 Today is a 7 -- It’s okay to think about it for a while. Don’t push yourself (or your luck). Remember that cash isn’t everything, and count your blessings instead. The money will come.

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SAGITTARIUS Nov. 22 – Dec. 21 Today is a 6 -- Conversation with a friend helps clear your mind. Sometimes you have to let the current take you, rather than fight it to exhaustion. You could end up at a better destination. CAPRICORN Dec. 22 – Jan. 19 Today is a 7 -- There’s more to the situation than simply facts and logic. Look for options in less tangible factors. Follow a strong recommendation, and revise plans as needed. AQUARIUS Jan. 20 – Feb. 18 Today is an 8 -- Previous barriers have dissolved, so take advantage to wrap up old business. Outrageous dreams now seem possible. Take on more responsibility, and rely on your team. PISCES Feb. 19 – March 20 Today is a 7 -- You may find yourself confronting an authority. Be respectful, and talk politely. They may actually listen. There could be a test. You’re up for it.

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Monday, October 31 4:15 – 5:30 p.m. Work off the Candy Kettlebell Clinic (RPAC B20) 4:30 – 5:30 p.m. "Thriller" Dance Class (RPAC North Gym) 5:30 – 7:30 p.m. Halloween activities, snacks, and crafts (RPAC Amphitheater)

5:45 p.m.

Costume Contest with Celebrity Judges

Prizes for Best Buckeye, Best Overall Male & Female, Scariest, and Most Creative (RPAC Amphitheater)

6:30 – 8:30 p.m. Freaky Fun Fitness

Chair Massages, Body Composition, Endurance and Flexibility Tests (RPAC Lobby)

7 p.m.

Halloween Fun Run with the Running Club (Register in Intramural Office starting October 17)

10 p.m.

Dive-in Movie "Jaws"

(RPAC Recreation Natatorium) *Schedule subject to change.

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thelantern www.thelantern.com results Men’s Golf: 14th after 2 rounds (619)

upcoming Tuesday Women’s Tennis: ITA Midwest Regional All Day @ Columbus Men’s Golf: Isleworth Collegiate Invitational Round 2, All Day @ Windermere, Fla.

WEDNESDAY Men’s Soccer v. Oakland 7pm @ Rochester, Mich.

THURSday Men’s Ice Hockey v. Alaska 7:05pm @ Columbus

Friday Field Hockey v. Northwestern 4pm @ Evanston, Ill. Men’s Swimming v. Kenyon 7pm @ Columbus Women’s Swimming v. Kenyon 7pm @ Columbus

Remember the name: J.D. Weatherspoon Michael periatt Asst. sports editor periatt.1@osu.edu Most reporters flocked to players like sophomore foward Jared Sullinger and senior guard William Buford during the men’s basketball team’s media day Thursday, Oct. 13. But some players were left alone, with only the occasional reporter stepping forward to ask questions. The man behind the Jordan Sibert name tag was one of the loners until finally, one reporter came up. “Hey Jordan,” the reporter said. “You mind if I ask you a few questions?” The man smiled. “Um, I’m actually J.D.,” he said. The name tag was wrong and the man who was sitting behind it was actually sophomore forward J.D. Weatherspoon, not sophomore guard Jordan Sibert. Weatherspoon hasn’t been the most recognizable face on the OSU basketball team. He joined the team last year, but was declared academically ineligible for Winter Quarter and missed much of the season. It was an experience Weatherspoon

said was difficult to deal with, but his teammates never abandoned him. “They showed me so much love and they were always there to support me, so that really helped,” he said. Weatherspoon was reinstated for Spring Quarter and was able to travel to OSU’s 62-60 loss to Kentucky in the Sweet 16 of the Men’s NCAA tournament. He’s been a full-time member of the team ever since. “It feels good being back with the team,” Weatherspoon said. “Just a minor setback for a major comeback. That’s my mindset.” This year, Weatherspoon hopes his “major comeback” will find him a spot in OSU’s rotation. Although he lost almost a year of game experience, Weatherspoon is confident he can fit in with the chemistry of the team. He’s been playing with some of his teammates since grade school. “(Sullinger and I have) been playing with each other since we were in fifth grade,” Weatherspoon said. “And then me, (sophomore guard Aaron Craft) and Jordan Sibert played AAU together with Sully, so, I mean, the chemistry was still there.” Former OSU guard David Lighty, who is now playing professional basketball in Italy, has been talking

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Men’s Ice Hockey v. Alaska 7:05pm @ Columbus Women’s Ice Hockey v. Minnesota State 8:07pm @ Mankato, Minn. Men’s Tennis: Charlottesville Challenger All Day @ Charlottesville, Va. Joe Podelco / Lantern photographer

Former OSU coach Jim Tressel directs a spring practice session on April 5, 2011.

Women’s Golf: Landfall Tradition, Round 1 All Day @ Wilmington, N.C.

Saturday Women’s Ice Hockey v. Minnesota State 4:07pm @ Mankato, Minn. Football v. Wisconsin 8pm @ Columbus Women’s Golf: Landfall Tradition, Round 1 All Day @ Wilmington, N.C. Men’s Tennis: Charlottesville Challenger All Day @ Charlottesville, Va. Men’s Tennis: Big Ten Singles Championshp. All Day @ Iowa City, Iowa

Cody Cousino / Photo editor

Former OSU quarterback Terrelle Pryor drops back to pass against Penn State on Nov. 13, 2010.

The last two days saw two former members of the Ohio State football program make their respective NFL debuts, though both had forgettable outings. Former OSU coach Jim Tressel debuted in the coaching booth for the Indianapolis Colts in a Sunday Night Football matchup with New Orleans. Tressel, now a game-day consultant with the Colts, opted to postpone his term of employment until Week 7 of the NFL season due to concerns about current and former OSU players who were suspended in both the NFL and NCAA. In Tressel’s final game coaching the Buckeyes, he led the team to a 31-26 victory against Arkansas in the 2011 Sugar Bowl in the Louisiana Superdome. That game, along with the entire 2010 season, was later vacated by OSU as part of its self-imposed penalties for violating NCAA policies. Tressel resigned from his post with the Buckeyes on May 30. Tressel returned to the Superdome last night only to see his new team fall to the Saints, 62-7.

Men’s Tennis: Charlottesville Challenger All Day @ Charlottesville, Va.

Men’s Cross Country: Big Ten Championship, All Day @ Champaign, Ill. Women’s Cross Country: Big Ten Championships, All Day @ Champaign, Ill.

The loss dropped the Colts’ 2011 record to 0-7. On Wednesday, Indianapolis head coach Jim Caldwell said that Tressel will assist in situations when the team might challenge a play. “I may have a couple of other things for him to do, sort of game day activities, but that’s basically what he’s going to help us with, among other things,” Caldwell said. “I want him to come around and make certain that he gets a feel for how we do things. Practice, preparation and all those kinds of things, so he’ll have a sense of that. The rest of the time it will probably just be towards the weekend, but he’ll be around. (Tressel will) travel with us, obviously.” Tressel was not made available for comment. Week 7 also saw former OSU quarterback Terrelle Pryor make his first appearance for the Oakland Raiders. Pryor, who was slated to miss the first five games of the Buckeyes’ 2011 season, departed the university on June 7 to pursue an NFL career with a year of NCAA eligibility remaining. Pryor and five of his then-OSU teammates were suspended for selling team memorabilia in exchange for

improper benefits in the form of tattoos. Despite his off-field problems, Pryor was selected by the Raiders in the third-round of the NFL supplemental draft with the understanding that he would be suspended for the first five games of the NFL season. During the first quarter of the Raiders’ 28-0 loss to the Kansas City Chiefs Sunday, the former Buckeye lined up at the wide receiver position before going under center and taking a snap. Pryor was flagged for a false start penalty on the play and did not return to the game. The Raiders did not respond to The Lantern’s request for comment regarding Pryor. Indianapolis will return to action Sunday against the Tennessee Titans at LP Field in Nashville, Tenn. The Raiders are in the midst of their bye week and will next play the Denver Broncos at home Nov. 6.

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Men’s Soccer The OSU men’s soccer team takes the No. 1 spot in the rankings this week. After losing to Northwestern 3-2 and tying Valparaiso 0-0, the Buckeyes came home to face Penn State on Sunday and came away with a 1-0 overtime victory. Junior midﬁelder Austin McAnena scored in the 96th minute, and OSU’s male footballers are now 8-5-2 overall, tied for second in the Big Ten. next up: oakland, Wednesday, oct. 26, 7 p.m. in rochester, Mich.

Men’s Tennis: Big Ten Singles Championshp. All Day @ Iowa City, Iowa Women’s Golf: Landfall Tradition, Round 1 All Day @ Wilmington, N.C.

in the past year and could definitely play a role for the team. “I think J.D. has learned maturity,” Matta said. “He’s got a very good work ethic about him. His maturity level has improved. He’s a very, very good athlete and from that perspective, he’s understanding what his role is going to be on this team. “What he needs to do is defend and rebound for us.” Who knows, maybe if Weatherspoon fills his role, they’ll give him his own name tag for media day in 2012.

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SUNDAY Women’s Volleyball v. Iowa 1pm @ Columbus Women’s Soccer v. Wisconsin 8pm @ Columbus Men’s Soccer v. Wisconsin 2pm @ Madison, Wisc.

to Weatherspoon on a regular basis about the role he can play for OSU this season. Weatherspoon tries to model his game after Lighty and said he thinks he can help replace Lighty on the defensive end of the floor. “I’ve been talking to (Lighty) a lot,” Weatherspoon said. “He’s been a big brother to me as soon as I came here. We are both athletic. We play the same position, built similar. So it really helped out a lot.” Coach Thad Matta has noticed a change in Weatherspoon. He said Weatherspoon has come a long way

Ex-Buckeyes trade Scarlet and Gray for colors of NFL teams

Women’s Volleyball v. Nebraska 7pm @ Columbus

Men’s Tennis: Big Ten Singles Championshp. All Day @ Iowa City, Iowa

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OSU sophomore forward J.D. Weatherspoon (center) plays defense in an exhibition game against Walsh on Nov. 7, 2010.

no. 18 Field Hockey After dropping out of the top ﬁve last week, the OSU ﬁeld hockey team climbs all the way up to No. 2 in the rankings this week. The Buckeyes upset the No.8-ranked Penn State Nittany Lions on Saturday with a 2-0 victory. Senior back Jenn Sciulli and junior forward Berta Queralt each scored against PSU. With the win, the Buckeyes are tied for second place in the Big Ten standings, and are 10-7 overall.

The women’s volleyball team rebounded from a loss at No. 9 Penn State on Oct. 19 and defeated Michigan State 3-1 on Sunday. They hold onto the No. 3 spot in the rankings, and are 15-8 on the season. Senior Sarah Mignin is fourth in the Big Ten with 82 digs, and the Buckeyes are tied for ﬁfth in the conference. next up: nebraska, Friday, oct. 28, 7 p.m. at St. John arena

The men’s hockey team has split all three of their two-game series so far this season. After being shut out 3-0 against Michigan State on Oct. 20, OSU scored a season-high ﬁve goals in a win against the Spartans the following night. Freshman forward Ryan Dzingel has a team-best six points, and the Buckeyes are 3-3 on the season. next up: alaska, Thursday, oct. 27, 7:05 p.m. in Value City arena in Columbus

next up: at northwestern, Friday, oct. 28, 4 p.m. in evanston, Ill.

no. 23 Women’s Volleyball

Men’s Ice Hockey

Women’s Ice Hockey The Buckeyes were outscored 18-2 in their two-game series at North Dakota last weekend, and drop four spots in the rankings this week after suffering their ﬁrst two losses of the season. Senior forward Natalie Spooner leads the team with seven goals. OSU is 3-2-1 overall. next up: Minnesota State, Friday, oct. 28, 8:07 p.m. in Mankota, Minn.

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sports Brothers on men’s soccer team continue bond as Buckeyes Jay CloUSe Lantern reporter clouse.86@osu.edu

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Columbus v. Colorado Rapids* Thursday, 10 pm @ Dick’s Sporting Goods Park, Denver, Co. *winner advances to conference semiﬁnals, would host ﬁrst game in a two-leg series at home stadium

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as children growing up in silver spring, Md., Chris and Parnell Hegngi were inseparable. The now-junior forward and senior midfielder were also, in many ways, typical brothers. “We were really competitive,” Chris Hegngi said, smiling. “in our basement at home we would always play one versus one and the loser would have to do something embarrassing in front of the other.” Parnell Hegngi added, “Like do the other person’s chores for the week or something like that.” Their competitive nature carried over into high school. Only a year apart in age, the brothers played soccer together at deMatha Catholic High school. Over their three years together, the Hegngi’s helped lead the stags to a 56-1-5 record and a No. 1 national ranking among high schools during Parnell Hegngi’s senior year. “We had a pretty successful run in high school,” Parnell Hegngi said. “it was pretty fun playing with (Chris).” Following his senior year, Parnell Hegngi enrolled at st. Francis university and joined its soccer program. Chris Hegngi scored 25 goals and tallied five assists his senior year at deMatha and was named an esPN Gatorade Player of the year Candidate. When Ohio state men’s soccer coach John Bluem recruited Chris Hegngi prior to the 2009 season, he knew he would be improving his team’s scoring ability. But he didn’t know that he would eventually be adding two offensive players. “Chris was a very soughtafter recruit when he was coming out of high school,” Bluem said. “We were fortunate to get him.”

Chris Hegngi started all 21 games as a freshman while tallying three goals and four assists in helping the Buckeyes earn an NCaa tournament berth. Following his freshman season, Chris Hegngi began talking to his brother about transferring to Osu as well. “after the season was over

At this stage of our lives, it’s more supportive (our relationship); there’s no need to be competing. I just want him to succeed. Chris Hegngi OSU junior forward on his bond with brother Parnell

and i thought about it, i saw our numbers would be a little low,” Chris Hegngi said. “i saw that Parnell was a player that could fit in really well with our team.” Bluem said he hadn’t considered recruiting Parnell Hegngi. “To be honest with you, i didn’t even know that Chris had an older brother,” Bluem said. “We were just recruiting Chris … and by that time Parnell was already at st. Francis, so we didn’t really know about him.” With Chris Hegngi already at Osu and their sister Beatrice Hegngi studying at Capital university, Parnell Hegngi transferred the next year after talking the move over with his parents. “(Chris) gave me a really good recommendation to the coaches and they told me to come out to preseason,” Parnell Hegngi said. “Parnell was a bonus,” Bluem said. “i think the family knew all along that we would take him. He’s been a nice addition.” during their first collegiate season together, the Hegngi’s

agree that their game against akron was their most memorable game together. “We were losing 2-1 and we were down a man,” Chris Hegngi said. “We both came in and i think we had a pretty positive impact on the team.” The game was the first action for Parnell Hegngi in an Osu uniform and the duo helped to force an eventual tie against the Zips that day. This year, the brothers have combined for 10 goals and three assists for the Buckeyes. Chris Hegngi is the team leader in goals scored and Parnell Hegngi ranks second in assists. “i keep kidding (Chris) that i want to see a hat trick out of him,” Bluem said. “i think he’s got the ability to be one of the top scorers in the country.” The brothers say that they are still competitors, but focus on upstaging other teams instead of each other. “at this stage of our lives, it’s more supportive; there’s no need to be competing,” Chris Hegngi said. “i just want him to succeed.” Bluem said the pair plays well together, but he doesn’t think of them as brothers. “i don’t even think about it,” Bluem said. “i just think of them as players. That’s Chris and that’s Parnell.” The brothers are even living under one roof once again after Parnell Hegngi moved in with Chris Hegngi earlier this year, but do they still hold mini-competitions to do each other’s chores? The brothers laughed. “No, not anymore,” Parnell Hegngi said.

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oSU junior forward Chris Hegngi (9) controls the ball against penn State Sunday, oct. 23, 2011.

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oSU senior midﬁelder parnell Hegngi applies pressure against penn State Sunday, oct. 23, 2011.

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750 Available now: Large roomRIVERVIEW available for rentDR. in room$100 DEPOSIT ing SPECIAL house at 168 E. North1 & 2 $450/month B.R. apts. stove, refrig., wood. includes waGas heat, laundry ter, electric, gas, and internet Carpet and air cond. available service. Short term leases availNO PETS able. Please call PLEASE 614‑291‑5001. From $340 268-7232 TWO HOUSES for rent: 1)DublinOSU Schools, AVAIL.2story, NOW 3BR, 2.5BTH, 2car garage 750 Schools, 2)Worthington RIVERVIEW DR.2car 2story, 4BR, 2.5BTH, SPECIAL $100 DEPOSIT garage. Both are 20 mins 1 & 2downtown B.R. apts.CBus stove,and refrig., from lots Gas heat, laundry to shop. Carpet and air cond. available NO PETS PLEASE From $340 268‑7232

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Author David Sedaris performed at the Palace Theatre on Oct. 23, 2011.

It all started with a diary and a story about Santa Claus. At least that’s what author David Sedaris jokes with audiences. Sedaris is an accomplished humorist and best-selling author. His time on National Public Radio with his personal essays about working at Macy’s as an elf, “Santaland Diaries,” are what catapulted his humor from radio to touring around the U.S. Sedaris visited Columbus at the Palace Theatre Sunday evening. Sedaris read excerpts from his published work of writings and personal stories. His works showcased his comedic style of poking fun at his own life experiences. “When I would compete in swim meets, there was always this one guy that beat me,” Sedaris said. “The one time I beat him, my dad said it didn’t count. One win out of 50 losses wasn’t good enough. But now that guy is in North Carolina selling sex toys. Look who’s laughing now.” Growing up, Sedaris dabbled in a little bit of everything. For a short time, he attended Kent State University, but dropped out. He eventually attended and graduated from the School of the Art Institute of Chicago, where Sedaris showed interest in the performing arts. When success didn’t come his way, he turned to writing. Sedaris said he began a diary in the ‘70s. Since then, he has been filling the pages with personal stories and thoughts. His stories drew from the insults of his father and how he turned the degrading remarks into a comedic success. After graduating, Sedaris had a range of jobs, but only one would change his life forever. One night in a Chicago night club, he was reading from his diary. Sitting in the audience was radio host Ira Glass, who

asked Sedaris to come on his show, “The Wild Room.” After successful appearances on Glass’ show, Sedaris was hired to work for NPR, where his personal “Santaland Diaries” made him an immediate success. Sedaris touched on several topics during his lecture from dental visits, to the prospects for “if he was running for president” and even poking fun at his overweight siblings. “My dad always tried to convince my mom that my sister needed to go on a diet,” Sedaris said. “She was ‘chunky.’ I just shut my mouth because I’d rather dad pick on her than harass me about losing in the swim meet ... again.” Since broadcasting on the radio, Sedaris has taken his writings and expounded them to books of essays. Some of his more popular works include “Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim,” which rose to the top of The New York Times Nonfiction Best Seller list in June 2004. He also recorded the audiobook for the novel, earning him a Grammy Award for Best Spoken Word Album. That same year, he clinched a second Grammy nomination for Best Comedy Album for his recording “Live at Carnegie Hall.” His personal stories and raw humor are what attracted long-time fan, Columbus resident Betsy Young, to attend. “He starts at the obvious, down-toearth humor,” Young said. “You don’t expect him to poke fun at himself from stories growing up. It is very clever.” Attendees could purchase Sedaris’ works at the show from the local bookstore, Book Loft of German Village, who was supplying the merchandise counter. Julie Burgess, employee and previous OSU student, is glad Sedaris visited Columbus to share his stories. “He has worked with us for a few years,” Burgess said. “Every time he’s very personal. He always has a new spin on humor and how hilarious is life.”

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Classic meets contemporary when Ballet Maribor’s “Radio and Juliet” comes to the Palace Theatre Thursday at 8 p.m. Romanian dancer and choreographer Edward Clug created the ballet in 2005, which is Shakespeare’s classic tragedy, “Romeo and Juliet,” performed to the music of alternative rock band Radiohead. Clug’s manager, Stéphane Fournial, said Clug got the idea when he started doing various mash-ups of other themes and decided to show his love for Radiohead through dance. Once Clug presented his idea to Fournial, the first thought going through Fournial’s mind was “My god, this guy is coo-coo,” Fournial said. Though he didn’t know much about Radiohead beforehand, Fournial said the idea turned out to be spot-on. “The music really supports the work of Clug’s choreography,” Fournial said. “It really, all together, (makes) a beautiful performance.” Eleven Radiohead songs are used during the one-hour show, including “Idioteque,” “How to Disappear

Completely” and “Bullet Proof… I Wish I Was.” The movements of the dancers and the overall story work well with Radiohead’s music, Fournial said. There are seven principal dancers — one female and six males. While the lone female, Tijuana Križman, portrays Juliet, the men don’t have specific roles because that’s one part of the ballet Clug wanted to leave to the audience’s imagination, Fournial said. It’s up to the audience to “imagine who is Romeo (and) who is Mercutio,” Fournial said. While the audience members are left to interpret the story for themselves, some Radiohead fans are a bit skeptical about the show. “It’s kind of a weird combination,” said Layla Banaie, a second-year in international studies. The show is something she would have to see to understand, she said. The more Banaie thought of it, the less she could imagine the plot of the performance, she said. The less she imagined of the plot, the more intrigued she was to see it, she said. “What grabs my attention is that it’s Radiohead music,” Banaie said. “If it were just a normal adaptation of ‘Romeo and Juliet,’ I don’t know how willing I’d be able to go.” These feelings are among what

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‘Radio and Juliet’ is scheduled to play at the Palace Theatre on Oct. 27 at 8 p.m. Fournial feared most during the first show of this tour. “My first doubt … was really the audience, (but) not because of kids,” he said. Fournial thought that the audience would primarily consist of

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A sequel to “Independence Day” might be one small step closer to reality. Roland Emmerich spoke to The Lantern on Monday, and said a script for a sequel to the 1996 blockbuster, which he directed, is being written and attempts to round up members of the original cast are being made. Emmerich said he’s trying to get the cast of the first film on board with the sequel, including Will Smith. “We’ve talked to him, but naturally he wants to see a script, which I totally understand,” Emmerich said. Emmerich did not have an immediate time frame for when the script would be completed or when production would begin.

“I’d say hold tight,” he said. “It’s happening soon.” Emmerich and co-writer Dean Devlin, who also wrote the original film, originally planned to revisit “Independence Day” after seeing reaction to the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks. However, plans were scrapped until 2009, when Emmerich told latinoreview.com that he had a good story off of which to go. On June 24, 2011, Devlin told collider. net that there was a concept in place for a sequel and two sequels are a possibility. Requests for comment from Smith’s publicist and 20th Century Fox, the studio that owns the rights to the original film, were not immediately returned. “Independence Day” originally hit theaters July 2, 1996. The film stars Smith, Jeff Goldblum and Bill Pullman, who team up in an attempt to save the planet from an alien invasion. The film made more than $816 million in worldwide box office.