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Ohio State President E. Gordon Gee pledged to cease the university’s carbon emissions within the next 40 years, but a university energy ofÿcial said he is not sure how that can be accomplished. OSU depends on fossil fuels, which emit greenhouse gases such as carbon dioxide, for more than 90 percent of its energy. “We don’t know how we’re going to get it all the way to (carbon) neutrality,” said Ross Parkman, senior director of OSU Utilities, Energy Services and Sustainability. “We’re kind of stuck on fossil fuels right now.” In the past ÿve years, the university has cut its fossil-fuel use by 0.2 percent — from 91.1 percent in ÿscal year 2006 to 90.9 percent in ÿscal year 2010 — according to data from Utilities, Energy Services and Sustainability.

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After missing all of 2009, safety Tyler Moeller talks about the injury that will keep him out the rest of 2010

From fiscal year 2006 to fiscal year 2010, OSU’s dependence on fossil fuels has decreased by 0.2 percent. But to fulfill its carbon-neutrality commitment, OSU must eliminate its use of fossil fuels.

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As many students were catching up on homework, working or watching the latest episode of “Glee,” Ohio State President E. Gordon Gee was poring over a shipment of free bowties delivered to his house Tuesday night. “I have over a thousand,” Gee said. “I have OCD, I love bowties. I try not to wear the same one more than once in a year.” The president visited The Lantern newsroom Wednesday evening to answer questions from the newspaper’s editorial board. Though Gee wasn’t always as animated as he was discussing his bowties, he gave commentary on some of the most important university issues.

Students on campus Despite a plan announced by university ofÿcials early this quarter to draw more students — and especially freshmen — to OSU’s Columbus and regional campuses, Gee told The Lantern that the university would not enroll more ÿrst-year students at the main campus. “The ÿrst-year (population) will not grow,” Gee said. A press release from ofÿcials in September stated that OSU plans “to increase the new freshman class size on the Columbus campus by approximately 100 students during each year of the plan.” Molly Ranz Calhoun, assistant vice president of Student Life, said she didn’t know whether that plan had been changed but conÿrmed that Gee “clearly said he was going to increase enrollment on this campus.” Other ofÿcials were not immediately available Wednesday evening to comment on the apparent contradiction.

Gee also said it would take more time than expected to enforce a plan to require all freshmen and sophomores to live on campus. Now, only freshmen face that requirement. He said he originally planned to implement that rule by 2012, when the university will switch to semesters. The university won’t likely have the resources to reach that goal, he said, but he is not backing off from the plan. “When we have sufÿcient housing to make that happen, we will make that happen,” Gee said. Politics The university — not the candidates — is the most important issue as the election nears, Gee said. “We’re not Republican or Democrat — we’re Scarlet and Gray,” he said. Besides meeting with both gubernatorial

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Get Friday’s Professor featured in Playboy magazine The Lantern online at thelantern.com ALLY MAROTTI Lantern reporter marotti.5@osu.edu

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An Ohio State professor has discovered that the centerfold isn’t the only place of prestige in Playboy magazine. Political science professor John Mueller, known for his deÿant views on terrorism, made the list of professors on the Playboy Honor Roll published in the magazine’s annual college edition. The inaugural honor highlights 20 college professors from across the country. “We attempted to ÿnd people on the vanguard of the country’s core issues,” said Josh Schollmeyer, senior editor of Playboy. “We contacted experts in a range of ÿelds for their suggestions — many of these were esteemed writers, academics and contributors to the Playboy Forum.” Mueller’s mention in the magazine labels him “a calm voice in the post-9/11 fear culture” because he urges the public to put the threat of a terrorist attack in a realistic context. Even considering the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks, he points out that the chances of being killed by an international terrorist are 1 in 800,000. “He is an unusual and deÿant voice,” said Richard Herrmann, director for the Mershon Center and distinguished professor in behavioral sciences. “He’s almost a threat de° ator. He punctures our fears.”

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Students Taylor Schmaltz (far left) and Tyler Puhl (far right), both third-years in political science, sit in class Tuesday with professor John Mueller, who was featured in the October edition of Playboy magazine. Mueller came to OSU in 2000 as the Woody Hayes chair of National Security Studies, a position at the Mershon Center for International Security Studies. This quarter he is also teaching a seminar

about the politics of security during and after the Cold War.

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campus Five new faces in high places at OSU Notable Ohio State hires for the 2010-2011 academic year

NICOLE FRIE Lantern reporter frie.1@osu.edu Be on the lookout for ÿve notable new faces on Ohio State’s campus this fall. These accomplished individuals, some with Ohio roots, were recently hired as OSU faculty and staff members. One of those faces is Andrew Sorensen, or “Andy,” as OSU President E. Gordon Gee calls him. Sorensen, who began his position as senior vice president for development on Wednesday, will lead OSU’s development efforts and the upcoming university-wide fundraising campaign. Sorensen began his career in higher-education administration in 1983, when he served as dean of the School of Public Health at the University of Massachusetts at Amherst. Most recently, he served as president of the University of South Carolina from 2002 to 2008 and president of the University of Alabama from 1996 to 2002. “Andy’s experience, wisdom and strategic vision will be enormously valuable in engaging alumni and friends in new ways to secure a strong ÿnancial foundation for the work of our students, faculty and staff,” Gee said in a Sept. 15 news release. Sorensen said his new position at OSU is “very similar” to his roles at USC and Alabama. At OSU, Sorensen wants to improve the “efÿciency and effectiveness of university administration,” he said. Sorensen’s job is to coordinate activities among groups of facilities and administrators. “I’m not their boss, I’m just their coach and cheerleader,” he said. “I’m actually being asked to do here what I have a huge amount of experience doing at other universities.” Sorensen said committees are off to a good start. “We had a terriÿc meeting (Wednesday) that lasted almost two hours where representatives from all of those entities came together, and they’re well along in their plans,” Sorensen said. He added that he has found a “can-do spirit throughout the campus” since his arrival and hopes to be able to interact with students in his new position. Another notable hire OSU made this fall was Ron Sega, vice president and enterprise executive for energy and the environment. The new three-year position is unique in that it is a joint position shared by OSU and Colorado State University. Sega, an Ohio native, will help about 300 OSU faculty members and 200 CSU faculty members work together toward national initiatives regarding energy and the environment. “One of the things I really want to do is add opportunities between the two institutions and provide new opportunities for funding,” Sega said.

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Sega also said he wants to continue enhancing strategic partnerships, such as those with the National Renewable Energy Laboratory in Colorado and Battelle in Columbus. Though OSU and CSU are more than 1,000 miles apart, Sega said he will spend at least one week each month in Ohio or Colorado. Terry Foegler is also in a newly created position this fall: associate vice president of physical planning and real estate. Foegler, president of Campus Partners from 1996-2008, has returned to OSU after a brief stint as the city manager of Dublin. He also served as development director for Dublin before becoming president of Campus Partners. Foegler said he believes there will be some similarities between his previous positions and his position at OSU. “In many ways, it’s very similar to what happens in a city — you have to look at parks, streets, utilities and zoning and development,” Foegler said. Foegler also said planning for OSU is an “exciting prospect.” His goals are to advance projects involving the Olentangy River, Neil Avenue and student housing, all of which he called “relatively bold.” In another hire, Dr. Catherine Lucey has been named interim dean for OSU’s College of Medicine. Lucey also serves as vice dean for education in the College of Medicine and associate vice president for health sciences education. Lucey said she came into the position as an outgrowth of her position as vice dean for education, in which she oversees all educational programs within the College of Medicine. Interim deans step into

their positions because the existing dean has departed. In Lucey’s case, the dean accepted a position at Dartmouth College. An interim dean “is someone who understands operational issues and has a track record of being someone who can manage the complexity of the position but also relates well to the people who are doing good work for the College of Medicine,” Lucey said. The length of Lucey’s interim dean position depends on how long the search for a permanent dean takes, Lucey said. Her goals are to move forward initiatives underway in the College of Medicine. Christopher Carey has been named director of global gateway initiatives. In his new position, Carey will be “tasked with developing selfsustaining Gateway ofÿces in key locations around the world to expand Ohio State’s global reach,” according to a Sept. 7 news release. The goal of OSU’s gateway ofÿces is to serve as recruitment, networking, teaching, consulting and training facilities. OSU’s most recently opened Gateway ofÿce is in Shanghai, China. Explorations of similar opportunities are ongoing in Brazil, India, Turkey, Sub-Saharan Africa and Europe.

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Annual college edition most popular of the year, spokesman says “He makes his lectures kind of comical in the way that he teaches,” said Meredith Asbury, a fourth-year in political science in Mueller’s class. “It’s one of the few classes I stay interested in.” Mueller is working on a book to be titled “Terror, Security, and Money: Balancing the Risks, Beneÿts, and Costs of Homeland Security” in conjunction with Mark Stewart, an Australian engineer and risk analyst. Mueller said he expects the book to be controversial because it will evaluate certain aspects about homeland security. “John is one of my most productive scholars,” Herrmann said. “He’s always had his own point of view on everything. He always points out the other side on almost everything.” If the book is as controversial as Mueller expects, it will be one more wave in the sea of controversy he has been swimming in throughout his career. It was that controversial and norm-puncturing style that won Mueller recognition above more than 200 professors considered for the honor. “A lot of it came from their work, their reputation, what they published,” said Stephen Mazeika, Playboy spokesman. “A lot of the feature had to do with staying innovative and sort of staying ahead and thinking outside the box.” Mueller’s published work extends beyond writing about international security.

The October issue also features young women from the Paciÿc-10 Conference and the winning entry to a college essay contest. Mazeika said the issue is the most popular of the year. Playboy, an American men’s magazine, has a reputation for featuring risque photos of women. But it’s also known for its goal to complement that with hard-hitting journalism. “People like to focus on the girls and the models that we feature, but we always stand behind our writings,” Mazeika said. Besides his work on security and international studies, Mueller has written a book analyzing the dances of American ÿlm and Broadway star Fred Astaire and has taught numerous courses about him. He has also written several musical productions that have appeared at the Shaw Festival, a major Canadian theater festival in Ontario. He has even taught dance appreciation classes through OSU’s Dance Department. It’s “not unusual for college professors to work in more than one area,” Mueller said. “Mine may have gotten a little out of hand.” Mueller said he was honored to be recognized for his achievements. “It’s nice to be on this list of people who are sort of doing unusual and interesting things,” he said. “At least they didn’t ask me to do the centerfold.”

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OSU paid nearly $57 million for energy in ﬁscal year 2010 “We’ve got to move away, but it’s very costly,” Parkman said. Gee signed the American College and University Presidents’ Climate Commitment in spring 2008, vowing to make OSU carbonneutral by 2050. To do that, Parkman said the university would need to “completely eliminate the use of fossil fuels.” Although the data indicate a lack of progress toward neutrality, Gee said he expects the university to be able to meet his deadline. “The immediate data do not re° ect the kinds of infrastructure efforts that we’re putting in place,” Gee said in a meeting with The Lantern editorial board Wednesday. “It takes a long time to get yourself into place.” Chris Skovron, president of OSU Students for a Sustainable Campus, said the university’s timeline to reach carbon neutrality is reasonable but won’t be easy to achieve. “The big question is, ‘Can we follow through on that?’” he said. One way to reduce emissions is by using more fuel-efÿcient campus vehicles. Parkman said vehicles account for much of the university’s fuel consumption. OSU also plans to obtain 25 percent of its energy from renewable and alternative sources by 2025, Parkman said. “If you’re trying to get rid of CO2, renewable is the best energy source, then alternative,” he said. One way the university plans to reach that goal is to make the McCracken Power Plant, which produces about 85 percent of the university’s heat, more energy efÿcient. Now, the electricity OSU purchases from American Electric Power

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candidates, Gee said OSU alumni have helped in the campaign to prove that OSU is the state’s most important “asset.” “I think we have to make a case to the state of how important we are,” Gee said. “The university is making sure our message is delivered to all sides.” Gee, who called Gov. Ted Strickland “a friend” and said he knows John Kasich from Kasich’s “days in Congress,” did not endorse either candidate. Nonetheless, he encourages all students to vote in November. “I think every student should vote,” Gee said. “I think everyone in this country should vote. And if you don’t, that’s not an exercise of your Constitutional responsibility.” Sodexo Facing a potential strike by some workers contracted by OSU, Gee said the university would not get mixed up in the dispute between Sodexo and its employees. Some of the company’s workers said they want to unionize but have been sti° ed by the company. Gee said there are 24 full-time Sodexo workers at OSU who help run concession stands and clean up after some OSU events. “This is not our ÿght,” Gee said. “It’s between Sodexo and the union.” Still, Gee said unionizing would “squeeze out” volunteers who work alongside Sodexo workers and raise money for groups in their communities. He

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President E. Gordon Gee visited The Lantern newsroom Wednesday for a meeting with the editorial board. said he wouldn’t support a plan that removed those volunteers from university events. Sports Gee said he expects more schools to join the Big Ten — eventually — but doesn’t plan to launch a search for the conference’s next team. “We don’t have to — everyone’s knocking on our door,” Gee said. “We are in the driver’s seat.” He said he hoped conference expansion, including the recent addition of Nebraska, would generate excitement for all sports, not just football. One sport in need of a fan-base pick-me-up is basketball, which doesn’t draw the same student support as football. In a move to motivate more students to attend basketball games, the university announced

Co. Inc. is produced with a 30- to 50-percent fuel efÿciency, Parkman said, meaning that 50 to 70 percent of the energy produced by the fuel is wasted in the process. At the power plant, fuel burns to create steam, which turns a turbine, generating electricity. Afterward, the steam cools and condenses in a cooling tower. “When you turn the steam back into water, you’re throwing away energy,” Parkman said. Converting McCracken to a combined heat-and-power plant would produce energy at 70- to 85-percent fuel efÿciency, Parkman said, reducing the amount of fuel required to produce the energy. “When you have combined heat and power, you take that steam that you’re done with when it comes out of the turbine, and you use it for heat,” Parkman said. “You don’t throw it away.” That would reduce carbon emissions and save the university money, he said. “It has a positive net present value, which means it would eventually pay for itself,” Parkman said. “But it’s a huge economic commitment.” The estimated cost for that type of plant was $135 million in 2000, Parkman said. The university expects to receive an updated estimate in November. OSU paid nearly $57 million for energy in ÿscal year 2010, including more than $26 million for fuel oil and about $30.8 million for electricity, according to data from Utilities, Energy Services and Sustainability. Approximately 77 percent of the university’s electricity came from fossil fuels. OSU has taken some steps in recent years to become a more sustainable campus with initiatives such as its Green Build and Energy Policy, which set efÿciency standards for university construction, and the certiÿed “green” Nationwide and Ohio Farm Bureau 4-H Center. Geothermal wells will also be used for power heating and cooling systems in several residence halls on campus.

it will open up more student seats around the court, creating what Gee said will be “a ring of ÿre.” He also said he would be “very disappointed” if every game doesn’t sell out. “We need to create an environment in where basketball games and other games have as much intensity as our football games,” Gee said. Quick Hits: On budgets: Touching on the possibility of cuts to higher education as the state looks forward to a massive budget deÿcit, Gee said he’s “not so concerned” about OSU getting hit. “We’re very well-planned and managed in terms of budget,” Gee said. “I think we’re

indispensable, and I hope Ohio plans to support us.” On nightlife: It’s not uncommon to spot Gee at an off-campus party or strolling down High Street in the wee hours of the weekend mornings. As someone who spends most of the day dealing with on-campus issues, Gee said he takes “great joy” in hanging out with students on the weekends and that it’s his responsibility to “meet, greet and get involved” with the students. “I’m 66 and I feel younger now then when I was 36,” Gee said, laughing. “I’m certain I’m going to wear out — or wear you out — but not yet.” Dylan Tussel contributed to this story

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Skovron said he is conÿdent that the university will follow through with the commitment, but “we just need all parties to be committed enough for us to continue our progress.” Gee said he remains committed to making OSU a more sustainable campus. “I think it’s not only important,” Gee said. “I think it’s essential for us in terms of becoming much more self-sustaining as a university.”

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“The words that were at issue in this case were (from) people from a church delivering a religious viewpoint,” Topeka, Kan., attorney and Westboro Church member Margie J. Phelps told the court. Phelps further argued that Matthew’s father, Albert, had thrust himself onto the stage by going “to the public airwaves” with comments about the Iraq War after his son’s death. Justices Wednesday kept circling back to the question of whether the Snyder funeral was a public or a private event, and whether that matters for deciding the case. “If he simply buries his son, is he a public ÿgure open to this protest or not?” Chief Justice John Roberts Jr. asked, receiving an equivocal answer. The question is crucial because speech about public persons and public affairs typically wins the greatest protection from courts. “What case stands for the proposition that public speech or speech on a public matter directed toward a private person should be treated differently depending upon the recipient of the speech?” Justice Sonia Sotomayor asked, also without getting a clear answer.

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WASHINGTON — Supreme Court justices seemed both troubled and divided Wednesday as they questioned whether a Kansas-based church could be punished for mounting a protest that many found contemptible outside a military funeral. The high court didn’t clearly tip its hand during the hourlong oral arguments in the case pitting the Westboro Baptist Church against a grieving Pennsylvania father. Several justices did, however, hint that the 2006 funeral protest was lawful even if it was obnoxious. “Didn’t they stand where the police told them to?” Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg said at one point, adding that the protest “was with the knowledge and permission of the police.” To underscore the case’s difÿculty, however, Ginsburg later questioned whether the First Amendment should “tolerate” what she termed “exploiting a private person’s grief” for the purpose of getting attention.

The most anticipated free-speech case of the year, Snyder v. Westboro Baptist Church centers on a March 2006 protest by seven Westboro members outside a Roman Catholic Church in Maryland. Inside the church, Albert Snyder was holding a funeral service for his late son, Matthew, a 20-year-old Marine lance corporal who was serving in Iraq’s Anbar province when he was killed in a vehicle accident. “Mr. Snyder simply wanted to bury his son in a private, digniÿed manner,” attorney Sean E. Summers of York, Pa., told the court. During the Snyder funeral service and roughly 1,000 feet from the church, Westboro Baptist protesters carried signs conveying such messages as “You are going to Hell,” “God hates you” and “Thank God for dead soldiers.” One sign, according to a legal brief, included “a picture of two males performing anal sexual intercourse.” Church members, several dozen of whom were present outside the court Wednesday, believe that God is punishing the U.S. for tolerating homosexuality. Albert Snyder didn’t see the protest signs until he saw a television news show that night. He sued, claiming intentional in° iction of emotional distress, and eventually won a $5 million award. An appellate court threw out the award.

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Help Wanted Medical/Dental INTERNAL MEDICAL PRACTICE: Is looking for an individual that is willing to be trained as a Diagnostic Technician. A medical or science background is preferred, but not necessary. The position will also include various medical office tasks. Please send your resume with wage requirements to Bfoust@rrohio.com. OPTOMETRIC OFFICES needing PT help. 20-30 hr/wk. Must be available weekends. Experience preferred, but will train a hardworking, mature, friendly person. Email jamiehorvath@horvathvisioncare.com RESEARCH SCIENTIST - The Research Institute at Nationwide Children’s Hospital is searching for a Research Scientist to study the role of Haemophilus influenzae in chronic rhinosinusitis. Working under the supervision of a sinus surgeon and microbiology research team, you will prepare abstracts, annual reports, papers and presentations; study molecular mechanisms; develop a novel experimental model; examine bacterial resistance mechanisms; and determine the outcome of disease on the host. Our ideal applicant will be an MD, Ph.D, or Pharm.D with experience in animal modeling of disease, protein purification, confocal microscopy and standard immunological assay techniques. Submit a cover letter, CV and 3 references to Laura Novotny (laura.novotny@nationwidechildrens.org). For more information or to apply online, visit: www.NationwideChildrens.org. EOE

Help Wanted Restaurant/ Food Service ADRIATICO’S PIZZA is looking for qualiﬁed applicants to ﬁll part-time server shifts immediately. Daytime availability a must. Apply in person at 265 W 11th Ave. Experience a plus but not required. CALL FLAVORS of India in North Market, 638-5353. Flexible hours, weekends and weekdays. Counter help/cashier needed. NOW HIRING Servers at Bravo Crosswoods. Please apply in person between 2 & 4 Monday through Friday. 7470 Vantage Drive.

Help Wanted Restaurant/ Food Service BONJOUR OSU! La Chatelaine French Bakery & Bistro is looking for outstanding servers, prep cooks and line personnel. Our three locations in Columbus are hiring servers with serving experience, prep cooks with restaurant kitchen experience and line personnel with customer service/serving experience. La Chatelaine is looking for dynamic, outstanding students. Please inquire at La Chatelaine Upper Arlington614.488.1911,La Chatelaine Worthington-614.848.6711 or La Chatelaine Dublin614.763.7151 Please visit our website-www.lachatelainebakery.com Merci! CITY BARBEQUE Catering Looking for Catering Associates $9-$12 an hour plus gratuities Flexible hours lunches, dinners and weekends. Clean driving record and some lifting required. Apply on line @ citybbq.com Or email wmooney@citybbq.com. Phone 614-5381230 HOOTERS ACCEPTING APPS! Hooters of Columbus is now accepting applications for Hooters Girls, Hooters Girls at the Door and Cooks. So if you are hard working with a great attitude and looking for a chance to make great money, then apply in person at one of our 3 Columbus locations! Hooters of East Main5901 E. Main St. (614) 755-9464 Hooters of Polaris8591 Sancus Blvd (614) 846-2367 Hooters of Hilliard5225 Nike Station Way (614) 850-7078 Check us out on Facebook and www.hootersRMD.com ! SERVING POSITIONS available at Figlio, a casual, upscale gourmet pizza and pasta restaurant close to campus with locations in Grandview and Arlington. Meet new friends while working with our fun, attractive staff. Part time. Flexible schedule. WILL TRAIN the right person. (Also hiring bus persons and cooks.) Apply in person at 1369 Grandview Ave or 3712 Riverside Dr.

Help Wanted OSU RESEARCH ASSOCIATE 2, The Ohio State University, College of Optometry. Columbus, Ohio. Duties: Manage biological laboratory; perform experiments with human, animal, and cellular-based samples. View details and apply at the following link: www.jobsatosu.com/applicants/Central?quickFind=197014. WORK-STUDY students interested in careers in psychology, medicine or related areas: we are looking for mature, motivated students who can commit to working for at least two quarters. Interact with research subjects in the Clinical Research Center, collecting data via questionnaires and physiological measures. Conduct various aspects of research protocols in studies with cancer survivors, as well as clinical trials with yoga and omega-3 (see www.stressandhealth.org for current study descriptions). Gain familiarity with psychology self-report measures in the areas of depressions, anxiety, social support and others. Answer and respond to phone calls. Send out study information to potential research subjects. Dictation, transcription and checking of oral interviews. Data entry, data checking, data coding. Perform literature searches. Please visit www.stressandhealth.org to complete the online application and read about current studies.

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To get the advantage, check the day’s rating: 10 is the easiest day, 0 the most challenging.

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This weekend’s

arts events Thursday

OUAB and Ohio Staters, Inc. present “This I Believe” with Dan Gediman 7 pm @ Ohio Union - Performance Hall

The Temper Trap 7 pm @ Newport Music Hall OUAB Karaoke Night 9:45 pm @ Ohio Union - Woody’s Tavern

Friday Guster 7 pm @ Newport Music Hall Rowdy Friends Tour 2010 7 pm @ Schottenstein Center

Saturday Jimmy Eat World 7 pm @ Newport Music Hall

Sunday Slayer and Megadeth with Anthrax 6 pm @ LC Pavilion Travis Tritt 7 pm @ Newport Music

Photo courtesy of the Professional Bull Riders Incorporated

Professional bull rider Chris Shivers takes a ride on the steer American Idol.

Big time bull rides come to Nationwide Robbyn CZy sz Lantern reporter czysz.1@osu.edu Professional Bull Riders, Inc. is making its final stop on the 2010 Built Ford Tough Series Sat. and Sun. at Nationwide Arena. Professional Bull Riders has more than 100 million viewers annually. Viewers watch more than 400 hours a year of the organization’s programming on NBC, CBS and networks around the world.

The 2010 bull riding season has been competitive. The first 27 events have produced 19 winners, the standings have changed 11 times and six riders have been ranked no. 1. Austin Meier, ranked first in 2009, fan favorite J.B. Mauney and Chris Shivers are among the riders competing this coming weekend. Shivers, 32, a Professional Bull Riding champion from Jonesville, La., holds two world titles. His hobbies include team-roping, hog-hunting and ranching. “This event is just bull riding,”

Shivers said. “It’s not a rodeo. There aren’t bucking horses, calf-roping or team-roping.” Shivers was injured for most of 2007 with a herniated disk in his neck, a broken eye socket, broken cheekbone and broken nose, yet still qualified for the Professional Bull Riding finals, where his best Built Ford Tough Series standing was second place. “It’s all just part of the job,” Shivers said. “If you want to play with the big bulls, you have to deal with the possibility that there are going to be injuries.”

Shivers has captured the hearts of fans around the country and has won the attention of national media. He has appeared on shows such as “The Best Damn Sports Show” and “The Today Show.” Shivers is also the first of the organization’s riders to win more than $300,000 in one year, in 1998, and later the first to win more than $1 million (2001), $2 million (2003) and $3 million (2006).

Music professors disregard Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Zachariah Jone s Senior Lantern reporter jones.2992@osu.edu

Photo courtesy of the Ohio Roller Girls

The two teams of the Ohio Roller Girls rub elbows during a scrimmage.

Roller derby gives pleasure in pain Bethany Brakemeye r Lantern reporter brakemeyer.1@osu.edu By day, Laura Merugula is a chemical engineer and graduate student at Ohio State. By night she is known as Nukeleophile, a skater for the Ohio Roller Girls. Merugula, 31, began skating with the Ohio Roller Girls in January after making the October 2009 tryouts. Underneath twinkling metallic streamers and the ever-present disco ball, the Ohio Roller Girls scrimmage each other Thursday nights after the general public has left the roller skating rink. Girls practice at both Skate Zone 71 and United Skates of America on Refugee Road. Roller derby is an intense women-only sport in which two teams compete against each other in games known as bouts. For the Ohio Roller Girls, the competition is on a flat track, such as those at roller skating rinks. The goal is to get as many points as possible. There is one jammer, who scores points, and a pack of blockers, the team’s pseudo-defensive line. Jammers score points after they make a complete rotation around

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the rink. Once they make the rotation, jammers score points based on the number of opposing team members they pass, one point for each member. After a jammer scores points, she can call off the jam, so the other team cannot score points. A jam is similar to a quarter in a football game; separate jams make up the whole bout. There are two teams that make up the Ohio Roller Girls, the A team and the B team. The A team is a chartered team and competes for titles, but the B team is all about fun. Anne Warren, captain for the B team, called the Gang Green team, is known as Seoul Sister. “People get to know you by your derby names,” said Warren, who is in her fifth season with the Ohio Roller Girls. “I live in Dayton, so I commute … all for the love of derby. I didn’t work here until after I started playing here,” said Warren, who is a proposal specialist, dealing with government contracts, at Battelle. Sheri Gunn, known as Red Headed Slut, is a massage therapist at Open Sky Day Spa and is also in her fifth season with the Roller Girls. “I went through a divorce five years ago, and when you’re married, you kind of lose all your friends,” Gunn said. “So when I was going through the divorce, realized I needed to find something for my outlet.”

For 28 years, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Foundation has recognized artists who have contributed to the evolution of rock ‘n’ roll. Nominees for 2011 were announced Sept. 28. The nominees include Bon Jovi, Alice Cooper, The Beastie Boys and LL Cool J. “The nominating committee, composed of rock ‘n’ roll historians, selects nominees each year in the performer category,” said Margaret Thresher, director of communications for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and Museum. “Ballots are then sent to an international voting body of more than 500 rock experts.” However, some professors of music at Ohio State have different opinions about the merit and quality of the voting process. “I think the very idea of a hall of fame is problematic in the first place,” said OSU music professor Graeme Boone. “Is fame really a central criterion in the appreciation of music?” An act must have released its first single or album at least 25 years ago to be eligible for nomination and must have demonstrated unquestionable musical excellence, Thresher said. “The committee seems to prefer artists with success on the record charts, but it would be interesting to see people

who aren’t so mainstream, like Mike Patton or Nick Drake, nominated,” said Nicholas Poss, OSU history of rock and roll lecturer. Performers who receive the highest number of votes and more than 50 percent of the vote are inducted into the Hall of Fame. Five to seven acts generally receive enough votes for induction, Thresher said. “The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame takes such a broad view of rock and roll that it is difficult to imagine a modern musician who wouldn’t qualify for inclusion,” Poss said. The foundation has received criticism in the past for ignoring certain genres. “Rock ‘n’ roll has always had an ambivalent relationship to the establishment, and thus to museums and other institutions of cultural judgment, partly because it grew up in opposition to these very things,” Boone said. Following induction in 2006, surviving members of punk-rock band the Sex Pistols refused to attend the ceremony in a letter calling the Hall of Fame a “piss stain.” The foundation has also been criticized for including names with greater star appeal in favor of more influential artists. Rush and KISS are two of the notable bands that have not yet been inducted. “As a ‘musical expert,’ for what that is worth,” Boone said. “I would say that trying to judge who is really best is pointless at best,” Boone said.

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arts&life Belgian troupe heads to OSU Ashley D ingus Senior Lantern reporter dingus.11@osu.edu

Photo courtesy of The Wexner Center

Members of les ballets C de la B perform in the production ‘Out of Context — for Pina.’

Skates from 7A

Physical contact appeals to derby stars

Gunn heard about Ohio Roller Girls through one of her massage students while she was teaching. “So I showed up for a practice, I watched a practice, I ordered my skates the next day and I started practicing the next week,” she said. Being a member of the Ohio Roller Girls requires a lot of time and money. For a roller derby rookie, the average costs range from $200 to $300. Roller derby requires a special type of skates, good-quality knee pads, elbow pads, wrist guards and a helmet. There are also monthly dues of $35, which are used to help pay roller skating rink rental fees. Amy Spears, president of the Ohio Roller Girls, is known as Alli Catraz. “I’ve been interested in roller derby since I first saw it as a teenager. Also, I’ve skated since I was about 4 years old, and never really was interested in non-skating sports,” said Spears, a manager of the Digital Media Project in OSU’s Department of English, said For many women, roller derby has been a dream because it is a women-only sport, which also involves camaraderie and physical contact. Try-out numbers for the Ohio Roller Girls have also increased because of the recently released movie,

Les ballets C de la B will premiere their most recent production, “Out of Context — for Pina,” at the Drake Performance and Event Center’s Thurber Theatre 8 p.m. on Friday. The Wexner Center for the Arts will host the performance, which is the debut of “Out of Context” in the U.S. The ballet will travel to one other U.S. city before making its debut in Canada. “People know this production is only coming to Columbus and New York City, so they know it’s a pretty special event,” said Charles Helm, director of performing arts at the Wexner Center. Les ballets C de la B are a renowned dance company based out of Ghent, Belgium. The company is acclaimed for its dynamic platform, which integrates surrealism and emotion into poetry of movement.

“Out of Context” is a production culminated by les ballets C de la B’s founder, Alain Platel. Platel dedicated the piece to his inspiration and mentor, Pina Bausch, who passed away in June 2009. Through each of Platel’s pieces, he tries to intensify emotion as it relates to the anxieties that are held in the modern world. He executes this theme in “Out of Context” with eclectic and dazed motions. The troupe has debuted two other performances at the Wexner Center. In 1996, Platel brought his piece “Les Tristeza Complice” to the Columbus area with raving reviews from the audience. In 2003, the production “Foi” premiered at the Wexner Center as the only American performance. It is commonly misunderstood in America that les ballets C de la B is a ballet company, but in Europe, ballet simply means dance. “I’m excited because I’ve heard amazing things about the company,” said Emily Claman, a secondyear in dance. “It’s always exciting to see the dance in a non-classical or traditional way.”

“Whip It,” featuring Drew Barrymore, Ellen Page and Kristen Wiig as roller derby girls. “Just being a part of it in general, even if you’re not a skater, it’s just so all-inclusive,” Warren said. Volunteers are a big part of helping the Ohio Roller Girls function with volunteer referees, coaches, public relations and even journalists. There are two drawbacks to being a part of the roller derby phenomenon: time management issues and sweat. “My pads stink all the time,” Gunn said. Warren and Merugula recommend extra layers and vinegar and water to help reduce after-practice stink. Although their season ends soon, the Ohio Roller Girls practice year round. Practices include Thursday night scrimmages as well as Sunday and Tuesday evening practices. And although no bouts are on the schedule for a few months, the Ohio Roller Girls continue fundraising for both the team and various other causes, including nonprofit organizations such as radio station WCBE and war veteran’s associations. The Ohio Roller Girls will be ending their 2010 season Sat. against the Philly Roller Girls at Central Ohio Roller Hockey in Grandview Heights at 5 p.m. Tickets are $10. According to their website, the Gang Green team’s current season record is 7-3, with a sevengame winning streak.

Thursday October 7, 2010

sports

Thursday October 7, 2010

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Not the same old Hoosiers

upcoming THURSDAY Field Hockey v. Miami 3pm @ Columbus, Ohio

FRIDAY

Ohio State (5-0)

Women’s Hockey v. Robert Morris 7pm @ Pittsburgh, Pa.

vs.

Indiana (3-1)

Saturday, 12 p.m. at Ohio Stadium

Women’s Volleyball v. Indiana 7pm @ Bloomington, Ind.

TRAVIS KOZEK Senior Lantern reporter kozek.2@osu.edu

Men’s Hockey v. Quinnipiac 7pm @ Hamden, Conn.

Ohio State has won 15 straight games over Indiana, including a 33-14 shellacking in Bloomington, Ind., one year ago With this year’s OSU squad ranked No. 2 in the country, it would appear as though Saturday’s

Women’s Soccer v. Iowa 8pm @ Iowa City, Iowa

SATURDAY

KENNY SMITH Lantern reporter smith.5323@osu.edu Jim Tressel (99-21) will be going for his 100th win as head football coach at Ohio State as the No. 2 Buckeyes (5-0, 1-0) take on Indiana (3-1, 0-1) Saturday in Ohio Stadium. What does the potential accomplishment mean to Tressel? “I guess I’m getting old,” Tressel said. “If you stick around long enough, you’re going to get some of those milestones.” Despite Tressel’s downplay, the win would be historic. Tressel would join Woody Hayes (205) and John Cooper (111) as the only coaches to top the 100 mark in wins as OSU head coaches.

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Lightning strikes twice

Football v. Indiana 12pm @ Columbus, Ohio Women’s Hockey v. Robert Morris 7pm @ Pittsburgh, Pa.

Bad luck found Tyler Moeller for the second straight year. He missed the 2009 season after being assaulted and will miss the rest of 2010 with a torn chest muscle

Men’s Hockey v. Quinnipiac 7pm @ Hamden, Conn. Women’s Volleyball v. Purdue 7pm @ West Lafayette, Ind.

ROBERT GARTRELL Senior Lantern reporter gartrell.7@osu.edu

SUNDAY

Tyler Moeller is no stranger to bad luck. Perhaps that’s how he knew more of it was coming when he suited up to play Illinois on Saturday. While the senior defensive back was pulling up his uniform pants, he could feel a tweak on the left side of his chest that had bothered him since partially tearing his left pectoral muscle in 2008. By his own count, he’s partially torn the muscle 10 to 12 times during the last two-and-a-half years. Those injuries never fully healed, and Moeller could sense that it was only a matter of time before it would cost him. “I kind of thought it was a ticking time bomb,” Moeller said. “Something big was going to happen eventually.” Sure enough, something did happen. During Illinois’ opening drive, Moeller tried to wrap up Illini running back Mikel Leshoure. Moeller’s left arm was pulled back violently as the hard-charging Leshoure burst through his arm tackle. Before hitting the turf, he could feel the muscle rip from the bone. As he got up and rushed toward the sidelines, Moeller knew his fate. “I knew it was totally torn when it happened,” Moeller said. “I ran off the ÿeld, and the trainers didn’t even have to tell me what was wrong. I knew what was wrong.” Moeller had completely torn his left pectoral muscle, ÿnishing his season and possibly his career at Ohio State. The NCAA must grant him a medical redshirt and a sixth year of eligibility for him to return. But none of that news could dim the radiant smile Moeller wore on his face as he addressed the media on the eve of his surgery Tuesday night, accepting his latest misfortune. “Bad things happen,” Moeller said. “You have to keep your head up and you have to work hard. Then you can overcome everything.” Moeller, who missed all of last season with head injuries he sustained during an attack in Florida, will have to overcome another setback. “It’s really sad for a guy to be able to put so much work into something and have it taken away twice in a row,” defensive tackle Dexter Larimore said. “It is kind of tough for everybody on the

Women’s Hockey v. Robert Morris 7pm @ Pittsburgh, Pa. Men’s Soccer v. Northwestern 1pm @ Evanston, Ill. Women’s Soccer v. Northwestern 3:30pm @ Evanston, Ill.

big ten schedule SATURDAY’S GAMES Ohio State v. Indiana Wisconsin v. Minnesota Penn State v. Illinois Michigan v. Michigan State Northwestern v. Purdue

match-up should produce yet another IU beatdown. However, as former Indiana head coach Lee Corso would say, “Not so fast, my friend!” With ÿfth-year quarterback Ben Chappell as its signal-caller and wide receiver Tandon Doss’ big-play ability, this year’s Indiana team could present more of a challenge than those from years past. “On ÿlm, you watch them, they are very, very talented,” senior linebacker Ross Homan said. “They had a lot of guys come back from last year. They have great experience, a great quarterback, one of the best quarterbacks we’re going to see this year in Ben, overall just great coaching and a great team.” Despite suffering its ÿrst loss of the season, 35-42 at Michigan last week, Indiana’s offense put on a show. Chappell set a school record with 45 completions and 480 passing yards. Doss caught 15 of those balls, another Indiana record.

Tressel seeking 100th win at OSU

12pm 12pm 12pm 3:30pm 7:30pm

men’s basketball 11/7 vs Walsh (Exh.) 2pm 11/12 vs North Carolina A&T 7pm 11/16 @ Florida 6pm 11/20 vs UNC Wilmington 8pm 11/23 vs Morehead State 7pm 11/26 vs Miami (Ohio) 4pm 11/30 @ Florida State 7:30pm 12/9 vs IUPUI 7pm 12/12 vs Western Carolina 2pm 12/15 vs Florida Gulf Coast 6:30pm 12/18 vs South Carolina 2pm 12/21 vs UNC Asheville 8:30pm 12/23 vs Oakland 8pm 12/27 vs Tennessee-Martin 8:30pm 12/31 @ Indiana 6pm 1/4 @ Iowa 9pm 1/9 vs Minnesota TBA 1/12 @ Michigan 6:30pm 1/15 vs Penn State 5:30pm 1/19 vs Iowa 6:30pm 1/22 @ Illinois 12pm 1/25 vs Purdue 9pm 1/29 @ Northwestern 6pm 2/3 vs Michigan 7pm 2/6 @ Minnesota 2pm 2/12 @ Wisconsin 2pm 2/15 vs Michigan State 9pm 2/19 @ Purdue TBA 2/22 vs Illinois 7pm 2/26 vs Indiana TBA 3/1 @ Penn State 9pm 3/6 vs Wisconsin TBA

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AUSTIN OWENS / Lantern photographer

Tyler Moeller sacks Marshall quarterback Brian Anderson during Ohio State’s 45-7 win Sept. 2.

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James Laurinaitis Played linebacker for Ohio State ‘05 – ‘08

Dallas Lauderdale Senior center for Ohio State basketball

Justin Zwick Played quarterback for Ohio State ‘03 – ‘06

Quinn Pitcock Played defensive line for Ohio State ‘03 – ‘06

Zack Meisel Sports editor for The Lantern

Last week:

3–1

Overall record:

12 – 5

14 – 3

12 – 5

9–8

Indiana @ No. 2 Ohio State

No. 17 Michigan State @ No. 18 Michigan

No. 14 LSU @ No. 12 Florida

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Moeller from 1B

Moeller family has forgiven Tyler Moeller’s attacker for his crime team, especially since he was a great player for us and did some great things.” The injury comes just as his career was ÿnally taking off. Before Moeller came to OSU in 2006, he was a relentless pass rusher at Colerain High School in Cincinnati. He spent his Friday nights wreaking havoc in the offensive backÿeld, recording 15.5 sacks and 29 tackles for loss as a senior. But questions regarding his 6-foot-1-inch, 210-pound stature clouded the outlook of his future. Seen as too big to play safety but too small to play linebacker, Moeller developed into a solid defender on special teams during the 2007 and 2008 seasons. “I wanted to be a linebacker,” Moeller said. “I always had the mentality. I wish I had the mentality to play safety because linebacker kind of beat me up.” During the summer of 2008, Moeller partially tore his left pectoral muscle for the ÿrst time. Unable to ÿx the injury with surgery and too focused on the season to bother with rehab, Moeller essentially played 2008 with only one functioning arm. “I was younger then, so I wasn’t as intelligent as I am now,” Moeller said. “If I could do it again, I would deÿnitely rehab it a lot more.” He made his ÿrst career start at linebacker, strangely enough, against Illinois in 2008. He recorded seven tackles, including two for a loss and forced a fumble. Before the 2009 season, Moeller was expected to win a starting linebacker job, even though doubts about his chest problems and size still lingered. But those issues would prove to be the least of his troubles. On July 26, 2009, Moeller was with his family in Florida to celebrate his grandparents’ 50th wedding anniversary. He doesn’t remember much else from that night. While eating at Gators Cafe and Saloon in Treasure Island, Moeller was punched in the face by Ralph Gray Decker, 28, of Kenneth City, Fla., in what was described as an “unprovoked” attack by an assistant state attorney. The back of Moeller’s head smacked against the ground as he fell, leaving him to spend the coming days ÿghting for his life in a Florida intensive care unit. Details of the altercation with Decker remain murky because of legal issues, but on June 3, Decker pleaded guilty to assaulting Moeller

and in August was sentenced to two years of probation. He’s paid the Moeller family more than $11,000 in medical expenses. After the attack, Moeller had severe memory loss and trouble speaking. Doctors learned there was bleeding in his brain and had to drill two dime-sized holes into his skull, which now has a metal plate. Moeller said the surgery had him worried for his life, even if only for a little bit. “I was worried in the beginning, going into surgery,” Moeller said. “But after surgery I knew I was ÿne and was going to be OK.” Even though some doctors suggested he should’ve ended his football career, Moeller’s passion for the game wouldn’t let him stop. “Why would I want to keep playing? Because I love it,” Moeller said. “I love the game of football.” He spent the next few months preparing for his return to the football ÿeld. Unable to train for more than seven months, he spent most of his time away from the football team, focusing on his school work. He couldn’t participate in any contact drills until summer practice, but by the time the season started, coach Jim Tressel had a spot for him that would maximize the speed and physicality of the undersized Moeller. Inserted at the “star” position, which is a hybrid between a linebacker and a defensive back, Moeller’s tenacity resurfaced immediately during the season-opener against Marshall as he registered seven tackles, a sack and a forced fumble. It was good enough to earn him Big Ten Defensive Player of the Week. Moeller would spend the next three games harassing the offensive backÿeld unlike any time since high school, recording 12 tackles and 2.5 tackles for loss during that span. But his comeback would be cut short after his season-ending injury against Illinois. And even though the injury isn’t comparable to the one he suffered at the hands of Decker, the two injuries are related. Because of the brain surgery, Moeller was unable to exert himself physically enough to treat the lingering pectoral damage he suffered in 2008, leaving him vulnerable to more damage. He hasn’t bench pressed in two years. The Moeller family has forgiven Decker for his crime. Tyler, who no longer suffers from short-term memory loss, said he’s moved on from the attack. “I don’t really think about it anymore,” Moeller said. “If he’s sorry or not, I don’t really care. I wish him all the best. I hope he controls his inner demons.” The Buckeyes’ loss of Moeller can’t be understated. As one of the most effective pass rushers and leaders on the team, Tressel knows he won’t be easy to replace. “You just feel sick for him because you saw the pain he was in last

Indiana from 1B

TALE OF THE TAPE

Hoosiers lost

to Michigan last week, 42-35

Ohio State

Indiana

POINTS

44.2

39.8

POINTS ALLOWED

14.2

25.0

FIRST DOWNS

22.4

25.25

RUSHING YARDS

234.8

106.8

PASSING YARDS

228.6

348.2

TOTAL OFFENSE

463.4

455.0

TOTAL OFFENSE ALLOWED

242.4

397.2

TOUCHDOWNS

5.4

5.25

TOUCHDOWNS ALLOWED

1.8

3.25

The Hoosiers’ offensive ÿrepower certainly caught the Buckeyes’ attention. “I think the biggest thing that jumps out on you — you don’t even have to watch any ÿlms — is to see the numbers they’ve been putting up offensively, and they’re very capable of outscoring you,” OSU coach Jim Tressel said at his weekly press conference. “They’ve got good leadership. They’ve got good older guys, especially over on that offensive side.”

AUSTIN OWENS / Lantern photographer

Ohio State’s Tyler Moeller will miss the rest of the season after tearing his left pectoral muscle during Saturday’s win over Illinois. year not being able to help his teammates and now he was, and now he was having fun,” Tressel said. “So, yeah, it’s very disappointing and obviously it hurts us.” Moeller won’t be able to train for the next three months but he expects to be much more involved with the team this year and help freshman Christian Bryant take over his role at the “star” position. Regardless of whether his career as a Buckeye is over, the ever-resilient Moeller expects to play football again at an even greater level. “I know I can play at that caliber level, and if I can get a medical redshirt, I’ll be better than ever,” Moeller said. “I’ll have a chest to work with and my legs will be stronger.” As unlucky as Moeller has been for the last two years, he refuses to let bitterness consume him. Moeller thrives on conÿdence, even while on the road to recovery. It’s a road he knows very well.

Even with his explosive offense, Indiana coach Bill Lynch shared the same sort of respect for the Buckeye defense that his guys will battle Saturday. “They are very sound, well-coached, good players, and you have to beat them honestly,” Lynch said. “You can’t trick them. That’s one thing you know when you play Ohio State’s defense. We have to go out and execute very well.” Homan said he expects to see an especially motivated Hoosier squad, one week removed from a last-minute defeat in Ann Arbor, Mich. “They had a hard loss last week against

Michigan, so we know they are going to come out ÿghting for this week,” he said. And as the Indiana team heads to the ÿeld at the Horseshoe, OSU defensive end Cameron Heyward said he and his teammates will be expecting a tough contest and an OSU victory will require a solid performance from all sides of the ball. “Indiana returns a very experienced team that is coming to shock the world,” Heyward said. “We know we’re going to get their best shot and we’re preparing like heck for it. “They have a really good core on both sides of the ball and it’s just going to take a team effort on both sides for us as well.”

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Tressel from 1B

Coach compiled

135-57-2 record at Youngstown State More noteworthy is how quickly Tressel might reach the plateau. “Woody got it his 144th game, Cooper his 138th game, and if Jim gets it Saturday, it will be his 121st game. That’s really something,” OSU football historian Jack Park said. Tressel has a chance of achieving another record. “If Ohio State wins every game the rest of the year and wins its postseason game, (Tressel) will have the highest winning percentage of any coach in the history of the Big Ten Conference that has coached in the conference at least 10 years,” Park said. Tressel’s success at OSU should come as no surprise considering what he accomplished at Youngstown State from 1986-2000. Tressel compiled a 135-57-2 record and won four national titles. “A lot of the things they are doing at Ohio State now are things they were doing at Youngstown State,” said Steve Helwagen, Bucknuts.com managing editor. “It’s just the Tressel form. It’s been amazing the success he’s had.”

Coyle ﬁghts through injuries to lead Buckeye ﬁeld hockey KENNY SMITH Lantern reporter smith.5323@osu.edu This week, junior midÿelder Aisling Coyle was named Big Ten Offensive Player of the Week after scoring ÿve goals in two games against Robert Morris University (Pittsburgh, Pa.) and Indiana University. Coyle leads the Buckeyes’ ÿeld hockey team with 14 goals, scoring in 10 of 11 games. Coyle has faced much adversity since her arrival at Ohio State in 2007 from Glasgow, Scotland. “Freshman year was pretty hard because I had to take almost a year (off). I tore my ACL, so I redshirted,” Coyle said. Coyle came back in the spring of 2008, shortly after ÿnding out she had compartment syndrome, a compression of nerves and muscles, commonly in the lower leg. “It was weird not playing (ÿeld) hockey for a

year,” Coyle said. “I’ve been playing since I was 7 and never missed that much time,” Coyle rebounded from her injuries and earned Second-Team All-Big Ten honors as a redshirt freshman in 2008 and First-Team All-Big Ten honors as a sophomore in 2009. OSU ÿeld hockey coach Anne Wilkinson said Coyle’s experience is what makes her a special player. “She has played internationally at a lot of different levels,” Wilkinson said. Another important trait Coyle brings to the team is her leadership skills. This season, Coyle’s teammates voted her team captain for the second year in a row. “She’s really stepping up; she’s a real strong leader for us,” Wilkinson said after the team’s win over Robert Morris. OSU is 9-3 and holds a 1-1 Big Ten record. Coyle said she believes the team can ÿnish strong. “Winning both the regular season and

tournament for the Big Ten is not unrealistic for us. Hopefully from there, we can get a good seed in the NCAA Tournament, make a run to the ÿnal four and take it one game at a time after that,” Coyle said. The Buckeyes play at home at 3 p.m. Thursday against Miami (Ohio).

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