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Wisconsin Oct. 10

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$27,998

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Ohio State students paid $32 per ticket for home football games last season. The OSU Athletic Department spent more than $1.3 million a game to host them. The department spent nearly $9.4 million on the 2009 season. That ÿgure would have covered the cost of tuition for nearly 1,000 in-state students. The department made almost $31.4 million on games last year, good for nearly $4.5 million a game. Department ofÿcials said they expect similar numbers for expenses and revenue for the 2010 season. Proÿts from each game remain relatively constant throughout the season, but the expenses vary drastically, even though the price tag per game covers similar services. The difference between the most expensive game for the athletic department, Navy, and the least expensive, University of Southern California, was $945,784. Because of agreements with contractors, the cost of electricity, cleanup services and payments to game ofÿcials is ÿxed. The disparity in overall cost comes largely from game guarantees. These guarantees — the amount the athletic department pays visiting schools — are usually negotiated by the athletic director. “If it was a home-and-home situation like USC was, the guarantees are usually signiÿcantly less,” said Pete Hagan, associate athletic director of ÿnance. OSU played at USC in 2008 before the Trojans came to Ohio Stadium last season, meaning the schools essentially traded game guarantees. “The Navy one was higher because there was some glitch in the schedule that … required us to go out and give

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them a much higher guarantee to get them in here,” he said. Hagan said those types of scheduling problems are rare but would not disclose precisely what the “glitch” was. In the Big Ten, the more proÿtable teams — such as OSU — are required to distribute $1 million to opponents for home conference games, Hagan said. Removing game guarantees from the equation, the USC game cost the university $88,968 more than any other contest, looking at only operating expenses. That variation stems primarily from kickoff times. “The only thing that really affects the expense side is if it’s a noon game, a 3:30 (p.m.) start or a night game,” Hagan said. “A lot of the security and trafÿc control … has to start for a night game early in the morning just like a regular game would.” The USC game kicked off at 8 p.m. Those trafÿc control and security costs constitute the two largest portions of the operational expenses for a given game. OSU spent just more than $1.4 million on security and trafÿc and parking for the 2009 season. By comparison, the University of Nebraska spent nearly $849,000 on those areas last season, and the University of Iowa expects to spend $975,000 on security and trafÿc in 2010. Don Patko, OSU’s associate athletic director of facilities management, said the university ultimately beneÿts from the money spent. “Between in-bound and out-bound (trafÿc), we are second to none … in and out. For 102,000 fans in an urban setting, we’re one of the best,” he said, sitting in his ofÿce inside the stadium. The stadium holds 102,329 people. With that many people clustered in one area, security becomes another major factor, ofÿcials said. “We know that Ohio Stadium is a

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Sept. 4

USC

Sept. 12

Wisconsin Oct. 10

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Fourth-year presses for strongman career

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DAVID SCOTT Lantern reporter scott.1024@osu.edu ‘Cause sometimes you feel tired, feel weak, and when you feel weak, you feel like you wanna just give up... He grabs a handful of chalk out of the plastic container, generously spreading it over his calloused palms. He takes a deep breath and steps to the bar in his worn Chuck Taylors. ...But you gotta search within you, you gotta ﬁnd that inner strength... He takes a few more deep breaths, moving his arms and ÿngers around to stay loose. One of his favorites, Eminem’s “Till I Collapse,” is pumping from the speakers. ...And just pull that s--- out of you and get that motivation to not give up... Bending at the knees, he lowers his 5-foot-9-inch, 300-pound frame to grasp the iron bar before him.

...And not be a quitter, no matter how bad you wanna just fall ﬂat on your face and collapse... And at the sound of “go” from the man holding the stopwatch, an Ohio State student moves objects that most men can’t. While many OSU students are in bed recovering from a Friday night out with friends, fourthyear history student Zach Gallmann is in a dirty warehouse for four hours of gut-wrenching, musclestraining lifting. “You’ve got to have a no-quit mentality, have to have a high pain tolerance, the fortitude to push yourself further,” Gallmann said. “You’ve got to ÿnd the drive inside yourself. It always has to be in your head that you can do one more rep.” This past weekend, Gallmann placed 23rd out of the 47 amateur strongmen competitors in the 13th annual North American Strongman National Championship in Reno, Nev. A top-15 ÿnish would have earned Gallmann a

spot in next March’s Arnold Amateur Strongman World Championship, a big step toward becoming a professional. Last year’s ÿrst-place winner of the Arnold Classic strongman competition won $45,000, an Audemars Piquet watch and a trophy, according to the Arnold Sports Festival 2010 weekend news website. Gallman was disappointed with his ÿnish this weekend but understands that becoming a national contender doesn’t happen overnight. “It felt miserable,” Gallmann said. “I mean, the level of competition is just beyond anything I’ve ever experienced, so I think for my ÿrst time competing in this atmosphere, against the top 47 guys in the country, I fared pretty well.” Individual event winners received $100, and the top 15 overall were awarded battle axes and Spartan helmets. Day one of the competition featured an

Buckeyes tame the States ban Four Loko, Ohio not following suit Nittany Lions Kicking the can

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Although some states’ Liquor Control Commissions have been taking action against the alcoholic drink Four Loko and similar products, Ohio has made no public moves to follow suit. Ohio’s Department of Commerce Division of Liquor Control will not authorize a ban on the products unless there is a change in state legislation, said Cara Keithley, the chief of communications for the Division of Liquor Control. “We are continuing to monitor the situation,” Keithley said. “However, a legislative change would be needed to the statute in order for the superintendent to disapprove a product.” Keithley’s statement comes amid recent national concern about Four Loko after nine students at Central Washington University were hospitalized after consuming large quantities of the beverage Oct. 8. Now, some government ofÿcials are pushing to remove the drink from store shelves. Michigan recently issued a statewide ban on Four Loko and similar products. The ban includes 55 alcoholic energy drink products and requires state vendors to pull the drinks from shelves within 30 days.

Illinois Utah Michigan

Banned sale of Four Loko and similar products. Vendors have 30 days to dispose of products.

First state to ban product. Sale of alcoholic energy drinks reportedly never allowed in stores.

Chicago city possibly banning pre-mixed alcohol drinks within city limits.

Pennsylvania

Does not have an ofﬁcial ban, but vendors are pressured to voluntarily pull products.

Colleges with similar bans: Ramapo College, Central Washington University, University of Rhode Island. HANNA KLEIN / Lantern designer According to a statement from the Michigan Liquor Control Commission, “The decision was made in light of several studies regarding alcohol energy drinks, the widespread community concerns aired by substance abuse prevention groups, parent groups and various members of the public, as well as the FDA’s decision to further investigate these products.”

Phusion Projects, the Chicago-based manufacturer of Four Loko that was created by three Ohio State alumni, opposed the ban and said in a statement that it plans to challenge it. “We intend to pursue all legal options and vigorously challenge the Commission’s action as

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“We have speciÿc crews that have to hit those areas at strategic times during a game,” Patko said. The effort of the athletic department to increase recycling efforts has also resulted in higher expenses. “We are trying to get to zero waste, and that’s hard to do,” Patko said. “There’s some extra cost going to recycled products.” Although the choice to recycle has increased expenses, ofÿcials said the athletic department is looking to cut costs in other areas. “Cutting expenses, there are always ways to look at that,” Patko said. “If you cut expenses you’ve got to defer something.” Ofÿcials are wary, though, to cut corners by hiring fewer staff members. “You could save it on not having so much personnel here,” Patko said. “But personnel things can create a risk.” Although ofÿcials gave their program ample praise, they wouldn’t compare their facilities to the most prestigious football venues. “We’re not at the pro level. The pro level is the Cadillac,” Patko said. But “we’re probably giving the folks a little more service than some of the better schools.” Ultimately, some said, comparing Ohio Stadium to others around the country is difÿcult. “It’s very hard to compare us even to some of the major big-school programs around the country,” Jay said. “We’re a different animal than everybody else.” The differences arise because of the stadium’s size and location, he said. The urban surrounding in Columbus is rare for college stadiums. The other universities whose stadiums make up the ÿve largest in the country, University of Michigan, Penn State University, University of Tennessee and the University of Alabama, are all in lower-populated areas. Columbus also has more than four times as many people as the cities where those schools are located. Ofÿcials toyed with Penn State and the University of Texas for size

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$1,000,000

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$1,000,000

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$1,500,000

$1,450,000

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$70,396

$150,000

$101,014

$200,000

$22,500

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$69,251

Illinois

$151,925

USC

$18,777

Navy

$93,291

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desirable target for the bad guys so we do everything that we can … to protect our fans,” said Ben Jay, associate athletic director of ÿnance and operations. Ofÿcials said that, to protect visitors and athletes, the university works with about a dozen law enforcement agencies to secure the stadium and surrounding areas. Though ofÿcials would not say exactly which agencies are involved, it includes Columbus Police, OSU Police, the State Highway Patrol, the Franklin County Sheriff’s Ofÿce, the Columbus Fire Department and the U.S. Department of Homeland Security. For each agency, OSU is “at the mercy” of its union when it comes to cost, Hagan said. “Ohio State is looked at as the leader in this type of security business,” Patko said. “We’ve got to be the best secured stadium in the country.” Megan Schneider, a third-year in nursing, has attended football games at the University of Illinois in addition to OSU and noticed a difference in the level of security. In Illinois, “I still felt secure, but it wasn’t quite as intense as Ohio State,” she said. Molly Shlaes, a third-year in civil engineering, has attended games at Ohio Stadium and the University of Iowa. “Around the stadium, I would say there’s a lot more (security) here,” she said, “because the streets surrounding are bigger than the streets surrounding at Iowa, so they have to direct more trafÿc.” OSU ofÿcials said the security effort for home football games is such a smooth operation that other universities use OSU’s model as the standard. “About a year ago, the Department of Homeland Security partnered with the university creating a video that’s used as a training module for other venues on how to set up security at their stadiums,” said Tom McGinnis, assistant athletic director of administration and human resources. The video was federally funded through the Urban Area Security Initiative, said OSU Police Chief Paul Denton, in an e-mail. The stadium’s clean-up operation is another area that ofÿcials think sets OSU apart. “We probably have the lowest cleanup cost in the country,” Patko said. “A lot of stadiums go $15 (thousand) to $20 (thousand) in just power washing and trash removal, where that has been stabilized at about $7,100.” Total cleanup expenses at other universities are often around $50,000 a game, he said. The University of Georgia, whose stadium seats 10,000 fewer fans than Ohio Stadium, spent about $40,000 per game on cleanup costs last year. Lower clean-up costs are largely tied to a 43-year relationship with the university ROTC, which works alongside student employees Sunday mornings to clean the stadium. The cooperation leads not only to lower costs, but also rapid turnaround. “By 10:30 or 11 a.m. Sunday morning, we are ready for a meeting, another game, an event or anything inside” the stadium, Patko said. Though the post-game cleaning saves the department money, cleaning during games, especially in restrooms, is costly.

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comparison but had difÿculties coming up with college venues that matched Ohio Stadium in both capacity and surrounding population. “As far as (college) stadiums of our size around the country, we’re second to none,” Patko said. “Of the stadiums over 100,000 in North America, it would be Dallas Cowboys in pro and then Ohio State.”

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Strongman also a writer, musician 800-pound yoke and 250-pound sandbag run, a one-arm 185-pound dumbbell press, and a car deadlift. Day two included a 300-pound axle clean and press, a 750-pound sled drag and atlas stone runs up to 420-pounds. Gallmann excelled in three of the four events on day two, with three top-20 ÿnishes, including 11th in the atlas stone run, but was brought down by a 42nd-place ÿnish in the 700-pound frame carry. “The frame carry really screwed me,” Gallmann said. “If I had gotten a top 15 in that, I probably would have been top 15 overall.” Gallmann said he picked up the 700-pound frame “easy” but carried it only 9 feet before losing his grip. “I will deÿnitely be focusing on my grip strength,” Gallmann said. “My grip isn’t the greatest.” He had also planned to set a record in his best event, the clean and press, saying before the competition that he was “a shoe-in to win.” But in the competition, Gallmann “gassed out” after his ÿfth repetition, something that’s never happened, he said. He has gotten up as much as 370 pounds in the clean and press, something he said fewer than 100 people in the world have done, that he’s aware of. Joe Stanton, a weightlifting teammate of Gallman’s, said that although Gallmann needs work on some of his other events, his pressing will take him far. “Zach’s pressing is through the roof,” said Stanton, 30. “He’s a world-class presser.” Gallmann might have been hindered by a torn right pectoral and strained bicep, he said. But Gallmann said, “You’re never 100 percent when you train,” so he won’t make any excuses. Stanton compares the pain and satisfaction of strongman training to a situation many experience in their love life. “It’s like one of those old girlfriends you keep going back to,” Stanton said. “You love it, and you hate it, but you keep going back to her.” Although pushing through pain is gloriÿed in strongman competitions, Gallmann’s father, Matthew Gallmann, sometimes worries that the intensity of training is too much for Zach’s body. “I’m really proud of him that he’s pursuing it, but he’s pushing the envelope,” said Matthew, 50. “I just hope he doesn’t hurt himself. I don’t want him to have pain later in life.” Despite Zach Gallmann’s weight — more than 300 pounds — one thing Matthew doesn’t worry about is his son’s diet, acknowledging that he is “very conscious of his nutrition.” Still, Gallmann’s weight has ° uctuated far more than the average person in the last decade. As a senior at West Milford High School in New Jersey, he weighed 200 pounds. When he was in the U.S. Army as a sergeant, he weighed about 230 pounds, with little body fat. He was up to 280 pounds from 2006 to 2008, then dropped to 250 pounds, then was more than 315 pounds last summer, and now sits right at 300, Gallmann said. “Once I decide that strongman has taken its toll on me, I plan to drop back down to about 220 pounds, solid,” Gallmann said. Three years ago, before he was involved in the sport, Gallmann found Team Brothers of Stone and Steel (B.O.S.S.) founder Rick Freitag’s name on a strongman website and sent him an e-mail. “He told me to come over and try it out,” Gallmann said. “I instantly fell in love with it.” Strongman training is a competitive sport where athletes lift, as Gallmann puts it, “heavy steel objects

or heavy stone objects,” in a variety of ways. Hoisting boulders onto platforms, ° ipping giant tires, and dead-lifting cars are just a few strongman events. Though Gallmann has been lifting since junior high, he might have never discovered strongman if not for his time in the military. In 2001, he joined the Army at 17. “It’s something I always wanted to do. My grandfather was in the military,” Gallmann said. “I actually approached a recruiter, not the other way around.” He was in boot camp when the World Trade Center was struck by terrorists on Sept. 11, 2001. After joining in a time of peace, he was thrust into the war on terror and deployed to Iraq. Gallmann served as a medic in the Army’s 82nd Airborne Division from 2001 to 2005, as well as a year in the National Guard. He was stationed in Ramadi, Iraq, from 2003 to 2004, running missions throughout the country. In his stint, he came across about 23 Improvised Explosive Devices, or IEDs, but said it didn’t phase him. “You don’t think about how much danger you’re in. I used to sit outside the base and smoke cigarettes, just listening to mortars,” he said. “I’d be like, ‘Oh that one was close.’” One day, the danger felt more real when a car bomb blew up on his base, killing a soldier. “We had to pick up his body parts,” Gallmann said. “But it’s just a part of the job.” While in Iraq, he said he “was the most intense about lifting weights” in his unit and used it to cope with the anxiety of constant mortar ÿre. After returning to the U.S., a sergeant in Gallmann’s regiment organized a strongman-like competition, which got him interested in the sport. But there is more to Gallmann than lifting 300-pound atlas stones, the mohawk he sports or the tattoos that cover his body. Gallmann has written for training websites, such as TMuscle.com, Gorilla Pit Gym and Big Dogs United. Coming from a family of musicians, he has been a musician for 14 years and can play guitar, bass and “a little” piano. He listens to all kinds of music, from hip-hop to bluegrass, and lists DMX and Eminem as his favorite artists to listen to while training. He is working toward a history degree and hopes to become a teacher if a career as a strongman doesn’t work out. But he doesn’t let the daunting career of a strongman get him down. “It’s really hard,” he said. “But that’s pretty much what I’m focusing on, so I have to produce results.” He hopes to help his sport get a bigger presence and to put himself on the map. “I want to make myself known to the world,” he said. “I’ve just got to take little steps, put myself out there as much as possible.” Although he had hoped for a top-15 ÿnish at nationals, he now knows what he must do to chase his dream. “I plan on doing a bunch of higher level contests where I still can have a chance to win my pro card,” Gallmann said. “Now that I’ve seen what I’m up against out here at nationals, my intensity level is just going to increase tenfold. It’s always about going out of your comfort zone and adapting to the situation.” Stanton said Gallmann “has the potential to get into Arnold” but said he has “got a year before he’ll win at nationals” because of the “many aspects of the sport you have to master.” Gallmann said if he wants to make it happen, he will. “A lot of people think opportunities in life are just going to come to them,” he said. “You just have to put yourself out there and take the reins.” Or in this case, the bar.

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No universities in Ohio have banned drink procedurally and substantively deÿcient, well before the ban would go into effect,” the Nov. 4 statement said. Although Michigan is only the second state to impose a statewide ban, Utah being the ÿrst, some states and cities have taken other actions. Utah and Oklahoma have bans similar to those in Michigan, according to The Associated Press. On Thursday, an emergency ban will take effect in Washington state. Vendors will have one week to clear their shelves of

alcoholic energy drinks, according to AP reports. The ban will be in place for 120 days but could be made permanent after that. On Nov. 3, the Chicago City Council discussed a proposal to ban alcoholic energy drinks in the city. Pennsylvania, although not explicitly banning the products, has encouraged vendors to voluntarily pull the drinks from their shelves. Many of New York’s largest vendors are also voluntarily pulling the products after pressure from state lawmakers, according to a statement from New York’s Liquor Authority. The Ohio Attorney General’s ofÿce will not conÿrm or deny any move to ban the drink, but there have been no public moves to change state law, said Kim

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Kielmeyer said the university is working with local vendors to monitor its consumption. “We are planning to do some outreach with the bar owners,” Kielmeyer said. “‘Pressure’ is too strong of a word,” but school ofÿcials hope to educate the local bar owners about possible issues with Four Loko, he said. Ofÿcials from Ohio University and Case Western Reserve University did not respond to requests for comment on the subject. Ohio State ofÿcials previously told The Lantern that Four Loko and similar products will be allowed on campus for those who are 21 years old unless state law prohibits the drinks. “The university doesn’t sell it, so we wouldn’t ban it,” said Amy Murray, the assistant director of Media Relations at OSU. Unless Ohio’s government ofÿcials change the law, it appears Four Loko is here to stay for OSU students and other Ohioans. “To my understanding,” Keithley said, “in order to ban that type of beverage, it has to be an act of the legislature.”

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student voice Poverty still alive and well outside OSU being hungry and ashamed. Go get your lunch.” He bounded to the lunch line waving his $5 like it was $500, and the sustenance that the cafeteria provided was his Cameron PATRICIA CUNNINGHAM Mitchell’s meal. cunningham.212@osu.edu I left the school that day with mixed emotions. I provided a meal for one kid, but there are so many students who need food and some other intangibles. So how do we get that kid to college when he cannot even afford lunch? According to Postsecondary Education Opportunity, a higher education research group, in 2003, 8.6 percent of the nation’s poorest young adults earned bachelor’s degrees

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Poverty is invisible on a college campus. But it is menacing and unrelenting in a high school only 20 minutes from Ohio State, a high school in Westerville where there is a lot of socioeconomic diversity — poor kids are highly visible. I spent a couple of hours at this high school this past Friday and left wondering how many of the poor kids will make it to college. This one scrawny white boy was going up to other kids in the lunch line soliciting any extra money so he could buy lunch. He was unsuccessful, and I saw him go sit down and pick some food from one of his friends’ lunches. I had a flashback. I thought about high school, its unforgiving space, where the lunch tables are the most segregated areas (outside of academic tracking). My heart broke for him, and I pulled out a five from my wallet and went up to where he was sitting. I said to him, “Hey kid, come here.” He ran over, and I said, “Why are you not eating lunch?” He replied, “I don’t have any money because I’m poor.” I gave him the money and his face lit up. It was like his birthday. “Why are you doing this for me?” he asked. I told him, “I remember being poor in high school and

by age 24. That is up from 7.1 percent in 1975, but the increase is not much. Poor people are still not going to college. And it is even harder for them to complete their degree. The bachelor’s degree has replaced the high school diploma in the path of earning wages that can support a single person or a family. The growing gap between the poor and even the middle class, let alone the wealthy, is so wide that poor kids like, the one at the high school in Westerville, become invisible.

As undergrads are counting down their swipes, and off-campus upperclassmen, graduate and professional students are budgeting to their last penny, we need to remain mindful of our privilege and access. If we are waiting for someone to tell us what to do to help, we are already wasting time. There are a million ways to be involved to help address the needs of people who have less than enough. If you are looking for a leader, look in the mirror.

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For a sports nut like myself, ESPN’s College Gameday has been as much of a staple on Saturday mornings as watching the Buckeye game to follow. So when I heard that — as the TV show’s theme song says — Kirk Herbstreit and the gang were “heading North to see them Buckeyes,” it wasn’t a question of if I was going but how early I was going to get there and where Erin Andrews and I were going to grab lunch afterward. MICHAEL PERIATT Now, I had heard from people periatt.1@osu.edu who had attended Gameday in the past that it really isn’t all that special. They said it’s just a huge crowd of people standing for an extended period of time getting overly excited when a camera shows a glimpse of them. But I had to see for myself. After all, what true Buckeye fan can turn down the opportunity to heckle Desmond Howard and get lost in Andrews’ “personality” for three hours? And I’m glad I went. I had a blast at Gameday. It wasn’t exactly what I expected but was definitely worth going at least once. True sports fans love atmosphere. It’s one of the things that make sports so great. And when Gameday is there, it adds to the pregame buzz. It tells you, “The college football world is focused on you today. Let’s see what you’ve got.” It makes the bright lights a little bit brighter. I felt that added excitement on Saturday even at 7:20 a.m. Aside from the buzz, it’s interesting to see all the stuff that goes on around the show with all the cameras and crew. My favorite and least favorite thing had to be the sign wars. Anyone who has ever watched Gameday knows the crowd brings a whole bunch of signs rooting for their team, bashing the opponent, or just being funny. But I never knew about the process to filter which signs make it to TV. Gameday is set up so the crowd stands behind the elevated stage where the hosts sit. Whenever the camera shows those on the panel talking, people watching on TV can see all the signs in the background. But there are two areas behind the stage: the gated-off area, which is closest, and the open area behind it. To get to the gated area behind the stage, you have to go through security, and if you have a sign, it has to be approved.

ANDY GOTTESMAN / Multimedia editor Hundreds of Ohio State fans mill around the set of ESPN’s ‘College Gameday’ show before the Buckeyes took on the USC Trojans on Sept. 12, 2009.

I stayed up late making a beautiful sign the night before that both rooted for the Buckeyes and bashed LeBron James (two birds, one stone, I figured), but when I got to the security entrance before the front section, they took my sign and tossed it in the garbage. I wasn’t alone. It turns out ESPN is a little OCD about the appropriateness of the audience’s signs. The best signs were in the area behind the security checkpoint. Because there was no one checking those signs, the people with especially vulgar signs presented their material there. My personal favorite involved LeBron doing something to nuts, but that’s all I can say. Anyway, when those more-lewd signs went up, the ESPN

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You and your heater: A combustible relationship Are you struggling with a love-hate relationship with your furnace? Does your furnace just seem to minimally heat your home and send you sass in the form of a wonderfully high heating bill every month? It’s time to sit down and discuss how your heater is feeling and what you can do to make living together more than a bunch of buzzing sounds and cold shoulders. Just like people, furnaces CIARA KINZIG have things that upset them kinzig.5@osu.edu — things that will have you kicking yourself if you neglect them or have no clue they need these things done. “Commonly, I see students having these (furnace) issues because their landlords have usually never replaced the filters or used any filters at all, and that negligence is what really damages your heating unit and makes it buzz, rattle and inefficiently heat your apartment,” said Brad Wentz, a heating technician for Buckeye Heating and Cooling. You should never see rusting, water spots or discoloration on or around your furnace, nor should you ever smell gas or a burning smell or hear obnoxious buzzing and rattling. Your furnace will make some noise but it should not disrupt your everyday living, experts at Buckeye Heating and Cooling say. “Students should use their senses — if they see, hear or smell anything abnormal, they should not call weeks later and say that, ‘Well, this started about a week or two ago,’ because by that time, the furnace has probably incurred a lot of damage. A large maintenance repair, nine out of 10 times, happens because the tenant waits to see if the problem will either go away or get worse. Don’t do that,” Wentz said. He also recommends that no one except a technician try to fix a furnace, and to call landlords with a problem immediately. If your furnace is happy, but your heating bills are a constant problem, put on a sweatshirt and turn down the heat. Degrees of heat are dollar amounts, and if you can keep your heat below 70, usually somewhere in the 60s, your bill will be much more manageable, experts say. Stop dreading turning on your heat. Just give your furnace a little TLC and you will be amazed at how much you and your furnace will get along this winter.

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The government’s war against tobacco marches on. Soon, it will be mandatory that all cigarette packs feature a large, disturbing picture intended to show the harmfulness of smoking. The FDA crafted 36 pictures in all, though that number will be reduced based on the public’s reaction. Nonetheless, there will be at least a handful of images that will soon adorn all cigarette packs. Some of the pictures include: a BRAD MILLER man with smoke exiting a hole in his miller.4410@osu.edu throat, a shot of someone sticking a cigarette in his arm simulating heroine use, a mother blowing smoke directly into her young child’s face, nasty teeth and lungs, and crying babies. Seeing some of these pictures naturally made my heart swell with compassion and sympathy. How can tobacco companies possibly stay in business when they will be forced to slap these disgusting images on their products? That eventually could lead to a large number of unemployed workers who are unable to provide for their families. I began thinking of ways the tobacco companies could counter the government’s blatant onslaught to destroy cigarette sales — the sale of a legal product, by the way. I think I found a logical solution to the problem, and it has to do with McDonald’s. People love eating McDonald’s, but they are even more incentivized to do so during the restaurant’s extremely popular Monopoly game. Patrons purchase food and collect game pieces that can elicit impressive prizes. This is precisely the route tobacco companies should take. They should accept, even embrace, these new government regulations. Then, instead of licking their wounds or feeling sorry for themselves, they should turn it into a game and have some fun with it. It would work a little like this: People buy packs of cigarettes, stunning artwork and all. Their goal would to be to attain a wide variety of pictures. Then, after collecting the required number, they would cut out the images and mail them back to the tobacco companies. Those people would then be entered into a drawing for a grand prize, such as a cruise, cash or a year’s supply of breath mints. People would have fun with these games and might trade with friends to satisfy their needs. It would be a variation of the old Pokemon trading cards. “I’ll trade you two crying babies for one smoking throat.” — “Deal.” After the tobacco companies collect all of the pictures and dish out the grand prize and any additional prizes, they should shift their attention to government. The companies should place all of the images in a giant box and then mail it to the Capitol Building with a note that says,

sign-Nazis descended on the perpetrators, hopping fences and bumping people in their way to confiscate the signs. And just when they thought all the vulgar signs were gone, another one would pop up. It was a pretty entertaining back-and-forth. Other than that, just seeing Chris Fowler, Lee Corso and Herbstreit’s spray-on tan was worth it. They like to interact with the crowd, and everyone gets pretty fired up when Corso puts on the mascot head gear (he picked OSU). Oh and if you’re wondering, Erin and I went to Canes. We’re engaged to be married next fall (Buckeye game permitting).

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“Thanks for the ad campaign!” That would symbolize taking a long, proverbial drag on an unfiltered menthol and then blowing a massive cloud of tobacco-laced smoke straight into the government’s face.

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Horoscopes by Nancy Black and Stephanie Clements, ©2010 Tribune Media Services Inc. TODAY’S BIRTHDAY This year your imagination takes a leading role in the creative process. There are no limits to what you can accomplish, especially when you rely on facts in your writing. What about that novel? All it takes is practice, one day at a time. Dare to begin. To get the advantage, check the day’s rating: 10 is the easiest day, 0 the most challenging. ARIES March 21 – April 19 Today is a 6 -- You may feel that you’ve been around this bush already this month. Maybe you have. Now you understand the problem in a big way. You choose a new direction.

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HOUSE FOR Rent: OSU/University City Shopping Center area, great for OSU students! 3BR/1.5 BA, 1 car garage, washer/dryer hookup. Denise: 614-507-7626

Roommate Wanted

200 E. 15th Ave. 4 Bedroom Apartment, 1 1/2 bath, carpet. Rent $300-325/month. 614-7599952 or 614-935-7165 ROOMATE NEEDED starting in Jan. on corner of High/Lane behind shell gas station.Graduating in Dec, and need to sublease starting Jan.Apt is 2bedroom and in great shape.Located less than 1/4mile from campus and parking right next to apt.Parking pass thrown in for free!Call(330)-612-6026 for more info.

LARGE NORTH Campus apartment with finished basement. Twin single, 3 off-street parking spaces, 2 baths, DW, ceiling ROOMATE(S) WANTED FOR fan, W/D hook-up, AC, no pets. HOUSE NEAR OSU MEDICAL $1000/month. 55 W. Hudson. COMPLEX CALL 204-3354 614-582-1672 SHARE AN apartment at 16th UPPER ARLINGTON and Indianola. Off-street parkSchools! Convenient to cam- ing, Central A/C, Washpus area. 3 BR, 2 BA house, er/Dryer, Dishwasher, Big 1,144 sq. ft. kitchen appliances Kitchen, Large Bedroom. Great included, fireplace, finished Location, Beg. Oct. 2010, basement, central air, 2 car $500 / Month, Rent Includes garage, deck, large fenced in Utilities, Call 761-9035. back yard for pets. UA schools, available immediately. SHARING 2 B/R Apt., com$1099 per month. Deposit pletely and beautifully furbased on credit history. Con- nished, CA, parking, New cartact us at 614-846-7530 to peting, $350/mo. plus half utilischedule an appointment to ties. Call owner: 718-0790 tour the house. Professionally managed by Roger C. Perry & Co.

Sublet

1 MALE sublet wanted. 3BR house near campus (Kenny/King), lots of amenities. $400/MO, available immediately, Nov. rent is free! call 4 BEDROOM houses and apts Steve, 614-271-9111 available for Fall 2011! email info@nicastroproperties.com for more info! Addresses include 136 E 11, 2140 Waldeck and more!

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Unfurnished 5+ Bedroom #1 CORNER of Michigan and 8th. One block to Hospital and Med School. Beautiful 6 Bedroom house. 2 Full Baths, 2 Half Baths. Laundry. Available August or September. Phone Steve 614-208-3111. shand50@aol.com

##! BARTENDING Up To $300/ Day. No Experience Necessary. Training Provided. 800965-6520 ext 124. #1 PIANO, Voice and Guitar teachers needed to teach in students’ homes. Continuing education provided. Excellent pay. 614-847-1212. pianolessonsinyourhome.com $10/HOUR. YARD Work. Bexley Area. Flexible Hours. Must Like Dogs. Call 805-5672

(MALE ESCORT)Seeking cleancut, responsible escort for part time work. Must have a car. Call 1-614-448-0198

BEACH LIFEGUARD. Lack’s Beach Service in MYRTLE BEACH, SOUTH CAROLINA is hiring for the 2011 beach season. Visit www.LACKSBEACHLIFEGUARDS.COM for information and online applicaiton. CALL CENTER Openings for p/t positions w/ flexible scheduling and wknd hours. Competitve pay, free parking, great advancement opportunity. Qualified applicants must have computer knowledge, professional demeanor, 45 wpm, and positive work history. Applicants may apply @ www.continentalmessage.com. CHRISTMAS WORK 10 days for Encounter With Christ’s 30th annual Toy and Donation Drive: Dec. 13-23 (except Sun.); $100 per day plus bonuses. Call 614-286-6056 or 800-736-3631 CSRS ADULT Chat Avg $13-$16p/hr. We train/ flex hrs/pay wkly. Females enc. to apply at 262-6702. EARN $1000-$3200 a month to drive our brand new cars with ads placed on them. www.AdCarDriver.com FEMALE STUDENTS needed to work on home video flexible schedule no experience needed pay $100/hr cash email to: joeselane@gmail.com ASAP GROCERY STORE: Applications now being accepted for Full-time/Part-time employment. Produce Clerk, Cashier, Deli Clerk, Stock Clerk, and Service Counter. Mornings, afternoons, evenings. Starting pay $8.00/Hr. Enjoyable work atmosphere. Must be 18 years or over. Apply in person Huffman’s Market, 2140 Tremont Center, Upper Arlington (2 blocks north of Lane Ave and Tremont). 486-5336 HANDY PERSON - $9.00/hr, 510 Hrs/Week. Cleaning, Landscaping and Small Maintenance. Call Alan Jones Realtor at - 888-0888 HOUSE CLEANING. Looking for hardworking, detailed oriented individuals to work 20 hrs/week. $12/hr. Must have car. Daytime hours only. Please call (614)-527-1730 or email hhhclean@hotmail.com. IDEAL COLLEGE Job PT Flexible Day Hours (No Weekends) $10/hr + mileage www.MoreTimeforYou.com 614.760.0911 INDEPENDENT FEMALE, for nude modeling/photos/videos. No obligation! Audition, will train! Pay totally open! Pictures are a real plus! Busline, privacy assured, email or call; realpeoplenow@gmail.com (614)2686944 KENNEL TECHNICIAN Position. Immediate opening, duties including feeding, medicating, walking, and general husbandry. Seeking self-motivated, animal loving, preferably experience, with an excellent work ethic please apply at 6868 Caine Road (just off of Sawmill Rd) or fax to Kat @ 614-766-2470. Must be available evenings (3-7) and weekend shifts. If you have questions, call 614-766-2222. LOCAL DISTRIBUTOR of premium beer has an opening for Part Time Operations Helper to assist our local drivers in delivering product. Must be hardworking and dependable. Tuesday - Friday shift starting at 6am. Please apply online at www.superiorbeveragegroup.com

*HEATH/FITNESS* Expanding local company looking for front desk and/or personal trainer. PT/FT. Experi#1 OPTION for large houses! ence is great but not necesGroups of 6 or more should sary. Contact 614-503-4874. email info@nicastroproperties.com for more info! Houses in- BOWLINGFORCASH.COM clude 226 E 16, 182 E Lane Survey Site - Fun way to make MAIL BOX and Services needs and more! extra money! Completely FREE! part time Christmas help. Fun job! $10/hr. 614-488-1863. MYNT COLUMBUS- NOW HIRING 21+ Promoters and Experienced Bartenders. Seeking hard workers with strong interpersonal skills looking to make great money in a fun atmosphere. Email christina@myntcolumbus.com or call (614) 589-2323 for details.

Unfurnished Rentals

PART-TIME WORK AVAILABLE FOR WINTER Inn-Town Homes and Apartments is currently looking for part-time leasing positions for December-February. We are looking for students who are interested in Real Estate and/or Sales. Position offers great pay, ﬂexible hours and fun work environment. Evenings and weekends a must. If you are looking to make some extra money for school, this is a great opportunity for you! If interested, please contact us at 614-2941684 or stop by our ofﬁce at 2104 Tuller St. for more information.

RECENT GRAD and Don’t Have a Job Lined up Yet?

Inn-Town Homes is seeking a motivated, enthusiastic individual for a Full-time, temporary position as a Leasing Agent starting in Nov and ending in Feb 2011. A great opportunity to earn money while job searching, sending out resumes and setting up interviews for your career. The position offers a competitive starting pay, with opportunities for commissions. If interested in working in a fun, busy work environment please contact us at 614-2941684 or stop by our ofﬁce at 2104 Tuller St. for more information.

Fall 2010 Grads also welcome to apply!

RETENTION SPECIALIST will be answering incoming calls from members who are inquiring about their services, billing, beneﬁts. The main focus is to retain members who may be calling to cancel their membership. Requirements – must have at least 6 mos. Call center experience. Be willing to work 11:30 – 8:00 or 1:30 – 10:00. This is a 6 week position and possible temp to hire. The ﬁrst 3 weeks are paid training and the hours are 9 – 6. Pay is $9/hr. If interested, please contact Linda Atkins at 614-9872732 STANLEY STEEMER National Customer Sales and Service Call Center. Now hiring in our Westerville location. Great Pay! Please contact acassidy@steemer.com to learn more about this exciting opportunity. WWW.SHOUTOMATIC.com, looking for the OSU Evangalist & top Tweeter! We are offering shares of this new company to get OSU Shouting! Contact mlevy@shoutomatic.com

Help Wanted General THE DOLLHOUSE of Columbus has openings for bar staff and entertainers. No experiance - no problem. SMS or call 614515-9298.

Help Wanted Child Care BABYSITTER/ MOTHER helper needed for 3 young children in Upper Arlington. Preference for someone familiar with the Korean language and culture and who is available between 8 am to 12 noon. Hourly rate negotiable. 614-459-3518, tham0013@hotmail.com BABYSITTERS NEEDED. Must be caring, reliable, have great references and own transportation. Pick your schedule. Apply TheSitterConnection.com CHILD CARE CENTER LOCATED IN WESTERVILLE SEEKS HIGHLY MOTIVATED FULL AND PART-TIME ASSISTANT TEACHERS TO WORK IN OUR STEP UP TO QUALITY CENTER. PLEASE SEND RESUME TO PAT phunley@brooksedgedaycare.com OR CONTACT THE CENTER AT 614-890-9024.

Help Wanted OSU WORK-STUDY students interested in careers in psychology, medicine or related areas: we are looking for mature, motivated students who can commit to working for at least two quarters. Interact with research subjects in the Clinical Research Center, collecting data via questionnaires and physiological measures. Conduct various aspects of research protocols in studies with cancer survivors, as well as clinical trials with yoga and omega-3 (see www.stressandhealth.org for current study descriptions). Gain familiarity with psychology self-report measures in the areas of depressions, anxiety, social support and others. Answer and respond to phone calls. Send out study information to potential research subjects. Dictation, transcription and checking of oral interviews. Data entry, data checking, data coding. Perform literature searches. Please visit www.stressandhealth.org to complete the online application and read about current studies.

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SENIOR-LEVEL students from Asia-Pacific countries wanted to help launch new business. Call Gail at 614-888-7502. THE ULTIMATE Part-Time Job. $10-$15 per hour. Make great money. Build your resume. Work with friends. Fun atmosphere. Larmco Windows & Siding, Inc. Please call to CHILDREN AND Adults with find out more about this job opDisabilities in Need of Help. portunity 614-367-7113 Care providers and ABA Therapists are wanted to work with children/young adults with disabilities in a family home setting or supported living setting. Extensive training is provided. This job is meaningful, allows LAB INTERNS/COMPUTER you to learn intensively and PROGRAMMER INTERNcan accommodate your class S/SALES rep positions availschedule. Those in all related able immediately for Fall, Winfields, with ABA interest, or ter, Spring quarters. Please who have a heart for these mis- visit our website at www.toxassions please apply. Competi- sociates.com for more informative wages and benefits. For tion. more information, call L.I.F.E Inc. at (614) 475-5305 or visit us at www.LIFE-INC.net EOE

Help Wanted Interships

COLLEGE NANNIES & Tutors, the nations largest nanny staffing service is currently accepting applications for an after school nanny for a New Albany family with three school aged children. If you like to stay active, apply your education classes and gain qualified work experience, apply online at collegenannies.com. LOOKING FOR dedicated ABA Therapist to work with 26 month old son with autism. Laid-back family, flexible hours. Contact Tom 614-312-3432 tombaker1@aol.com.

Help Wanted Tutors

MUSIC TEACHERS NEEDED FOR PIANO, GUITAR, VIOLIN, VOICE Apply today! Visit PrestigeMusicStudios.com and click Employment.

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Help Wanted Medical/Dental

For Sale Miscellaneous

Help Wanted Restaurant/ Food Service BONJOUR OSU! La Chatelaine French Bakery & Bistro is looking for outstanding servers, prep cooks and line personnel. Our three locations in Columbus are hiring servers with serving experience, prep cooks with restaurant kitchen experience and line personnel with customer service/serving experience. La Chatelaine is looking for dynamic, outstanding students. Please inquire at La Chatelaine Upper Arlington614.488.1911,La Chatelaine Worthington-614.848.6711 or La Chatelaine Dublin614.763.7151 Please visit our website-www.lachatelainebakery.com Merci! GOT WHAT IT TAKES? HOOTERS NOW ACCEPTING APPS! Hooters of Columbus is now accepting applications for Hooters Girls and Hooters Girls at the Door. So if you are hard working with a great attitude and looking for a chance to make great money, then apply in person at one of our 3 Columbus locations! Hooters of East Main 5901 E. Main St. (614) 755-9464 Hooters of Polaris 8591 Sancus Blvd (614) 846-2367 Hooters of Hilliard 5225 Nike Station Way (614) 850-7078 Check us out on Facebook and www.HootersRMD.com !

*SNOWBOARD/SKI CLUB Snowtrails Season pass at $135; bender.115@osu.edu; 614.738.1380; rentals/lesson available

ACADEMIC EDITING and formatting of course papers, theses and dissertations. Inexpensive and fast. Free estimates. SrEditor.com CHRISTMAS GIFTWRAPPING services. We wrap all your presents. Pricing negotiable. Cash only. Clothing. Jewelry. Perfume. Toys. Dolls. Books. Games. Shoes. Cookware. Valentine’s Day. Wedding. Birthday. Executive. Graduation. Baby. Mother’s Day. Father’s Day. Anniversary. Get Well. Grandparents’ Day. Sweetest Day. 440-7416. FAMILY HISTORIES. We write from scratch. $50.00 per hour. Cash only. 440-7416. MOM’S SEWING. Buttons. Seams. Pockets. $2.00-$3.00-$5.00-up. Cash only. 440-7416. MORNINGSTAR MINI-Storage. Student Specials. 50% Off First Month. Call 614-678-5133 or visit morningstarstorage.com. MUSIC INSTRUCTION: Classical guitar, other styles, Theory, Aural Training, Composition & Songwriting. Call Sound Endeavors @614/481-9191 www.soundendeavors.com. NEED HOUSE CLEANING? 25 Years Experience. Weekly or Bi-Monthly. We are Bonded and Insured. Contact Billie 876-8220 ONLINE LAB TESTING STD Tests - Blood Tests 100% Secure & Conﬁdential. www.discountlabtesting.com ZESERZESRU WELLNESS offers dietary analysis, Internet advertising, computer training, tutoring. 614-377-5021

Automotive Services

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NEW PARENTS seeking an OSU student/Grad student to be willing to care for 2 1/2 month old in the German Village area of Columbus 3 days week (T,W,TH), 8am-4pm starting January 2011. Need own transportation, all other accommodations will be provided. We are willing to split time with more than one student. An informal resume with child education and/or baby-care experience required, along with a minimum of 3 references, and an interview. If interested, please email at acareyfox79@yahoo.com. Thank you.

PART-TIME Research Database Work. Seeking bright, self-motivated students with basic computer skills to work on study database. Parttime with ﬂexible hours (1015hrs). Send resume and cover letter to: Chris Shilling, Research Institute at Nationwide Childrens Hospital, 700 Childrens Drive, Col, OH Fax: 614-722-3273, Email: chris.shilling@nationwidechildrens.org

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1421 SUMMIT St. Duplex, newer kitchens, siding and roof. Garage, off street parking close to corner of 8th and Summit. Fenced yard. w/d hook ups and appliances. Immediate possession. Call for appt. 740-4043558. GRANDVIEW CONDO in secured building for sale. One Bedroom, one bath, basement with W/D, private parking lot. $87,900 Sue Andreas - Coldwell Banker King Thompson - 614-563-0475 PAY NO MORE RENT- BUY your home & CHARGE RENT to roommates! A great INVESTMENT! Motivated seller seeks OSU faculty, staff or students to buy home less than 2 miles from campus. 925 Varsity Ave; 3 beds, 2 full & 2 half baths, garage, NEW kitchen & priced to sell fast at $155,000. Visit winwithtracy.com or call Tracy w/Keller Williams 614-284-6643

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GARAGE AVAILABLE. $50/month. Located at 12th and Indianola. Call Brian. 614332-4275 GARAGES AVAILABLE on King and Lane. $75 for month A WANTED to buy Ohio State to month basis 614-263-2665 vs. Mich FB Tix. Call Dave (614) 761-7653. OSU SEASON Basketball Tickets Needed for Large Group. Will Pay Top Dollar$$. We Also Need OSU vs. Michigan CAMPUS MAP app for Android Football Tickets. (free): search for FindIt@OSU Call Bill 614-596-7190 in Android Market

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Monday November 15, 2010

arts&life

Monday November 15, 2010

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O’Brien’s first week in review

upcoming MONDAY

Dale Johnston Speaking Event 8 pm @ Ohio Union - Student-Alumni Council Room

TUESDAY Maps & Atlases 7 pm @ The Basement Powerman 5000 7 pm @ Newport Music Hall Quiz Night: International Edition 7 pm @ Ohio Union - Woody’s Tavern

WEDNESDAY OUAB Flicks for Free featuring “Inception” 5 pm @ Ohio Union - Performance Hall

ARTS Columnist

Ticket Release: Kevin Hart - Laugh at My Pain 5 pm @ Ohio Union - Information Center

After a tumultuous fall-out with NBC and more than nine months off television airwaves, Conan O’Brien returned to late-night last week, bringing his silly brand of humor back to hungry fans … on cable. “Conan” debuted on TBS on Nov. 8 to Alex Antonetz 4.2 million viewers, antonetz.3@osu.edu taking the top slot in late-night for the evening. Though ratings dipped in his next three episodes — the show averaged 2.9 million viewers for the week — O’Brien easily topped his competition with younger viewers, which should please TBS executives and advertisers coveting the prized 18-49 demographic. And that should be no surprise, as O’Brien’s shift from the older-skewed “Tonight Show” crowd to cable gives the manic redhead a chance to hearken back to the off-the-wall humor of his “Late Night” days, where O’Brien built his audience. “Conan” doesn’t present anything radically new to O’Brien’s repertoire, though the show does feature a new theme song — likely because of the legal fallout from his NBC departure — along with titles for every episode and the disappearance of long-time band leader Max Weinberg. However, that’s not to say “Conan” doesn’t work, as it certainly does. The show is highly reminiscent of “Late Night,” with hints of his stint on “The Tonight Show.” Sidekick Andy Richter returns to play off O’Brien, usually with the same sort of oddball humor that separates O’Brien from the likes of the drier Leno and Letterman. Familiar staples have returned for “Conan,” including a

fleeting appearance by the Masturbating Bear, O’Brien’s “string dance,” and gags, including a whale “breaching” the water from the oceanic view behind the desk, dousing guest Tom Hanks with water. O’Brien took jabs in the premiere at his termination from NBC and his decision to move to cable. “Welcome to my second-annual first show,” O’Brien said. The decision to name the show “Conan” — the first late-night show to be named strictly after its host — is not anything wonderfully creative but capitalizes on the host’s brand, which no doubt got a boost in the wake of O’Brien’s departure from NBC. O’Brien, however, said there was a different reason to name the show “Conan.” “I did it so I’d be harder to replace,” he said in the premiere’s monologue. Guests for the first week included Seth Rogen, Hanks — who appeared on O’Brien’s last episode of “The Tonight Show” — and Michael Cera, with musical guests Jack White and Soundgarden, among others. The first week didn’t run perfectly, however. Though “Conan” returns much of the same production crew that was behind O’Brien’s shows at NBC, it appeared as if the crew was still adjusting to its new presence on cable. In Thursday’s episode, for example, Richter, wearing a green shirt and tie, sat in front of a green screen with O’Brien for a parody on local news. The background image of a city skyline, presumably unintentionally, projected onto Richter’s clothing. While the kinks are sure to be worked out, “Conan” is a welcome return for the fan-favorite late-night host. “Conan” presents a familiar style sure to please fans, and if the first week’s ratings are any sign, TBS will be content to let O’Brien continue to do so for quite a while. Andy Go ttesman / Lantern photographer

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THURSDAY Live Music Thursday 8 pm @ Ohio Union - Woody’s Tavern OUAB Karaoke Night 10:45 pm @ Ohio Union - Woody’s Tavern

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Conan’s jump is further proof that cable is catching up ARTS Columnist

Critical analysis aside, Conan O’Brien seems to have found a healthy niche in his new gig on TBS. Conan is a smaller piece of cable programming’s bigger victory, however. The idea of a clash between network and cable television has slowly faded to black as the populace opts for more expansive programming packages. I myself, just recently got cable at my apartment, prompting a friend to wryly welcome me to the 20th century. Network television has always had a crushing hold on the ratings. “South Park” might create water-cooler conversations with its content, but Nielsen ratings indicate that “The Simpsons” averages 6.5 million viewers to the 3.1 million watching “South Park.” O’Brien’s first night drew 4.1 million viewers, according to Reuters, falling to 2.8 million on his second night and leveling off at 2.7 million on Wednesday.

Ryan Book book.15@osu.edu Two-point-seven million is more than a million fewer than what Jay Leno draws on a typical night. So, cable is still behind. It’s catching up, however, and it’s doing so quickly. Leno’s prior TBS competition was “The George Lopez Show,” which got

bumped back to make room for O’Brien. Lopez averaged 600,000 viewers a night. O’Brien will probably drop more viewers over the next few weeks, but Leno’s competition will still be 1.6 million viewers higher per night than it was a month earlier. Plus, Leno’s 3.8 million viewers still represents one of the lowest levels in the history of “The Tonight Show.” The point is that cable is quickly gaining ground, and networks are slowly losing it. The hosts of cable talk shows also have more magnetic personalities than their network counterparts. O’Brien and “The Daily Show” host Jon Stewart appeal strongly to the 18-49 age group, which is the most sought-after by television networks. O’Brien sells out the Schottenstein Center. Stewart brings millions to the National Mall. The idea of Leno or Letterman doing either is laughable.

Talk shows aren’t the only network front under assault. ESPN was one of the first cable networks to come out on top of network television. In 2006, “Monday Night Football,” a sports program more established than any other in America, made the jump to cable. It had been the second-longest-running show on network television and, just like that, to cable it went. The only thing that network television had on cable was quality series shows. It made sense: Big networks like NBC can find the cash to make an expensive and enjoyable program like “The West Wing” and enjoy the Emmys that come with it. Premium cable networks like HBO and Showtime could also afford to make similar shows because of extra income. Basic cable has finally jumped on the bandwagon. One network in particular, AMC, has assembled a formidable group

of Emmy nominees. “Mad Men” has won 13 Emmys, including Outstanding Drama Series the last three years. Bryan Cranston won Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series the last three years for his work in “Breaking Bad.” The network’s newest show, the zombie series “The Walking Dead,” drew 5.1 million viewers during its premiere, a number enviable to many network shows. To those of you who point out that “Monday Night Football” jumped from one ABC network to another, you’re right. But the point is not that shows are changing ownership. The point is that programs can jump from free network channels, such as ABC, to ESPN, which costs the viewer monthly, without hurting viewership. The point is that network versus cable will be irrelevant if the latter can swallow the former.

Riffe Gallery shows the Midwest in modernist light

Bethany B rakemeye r Lantern reporter brakemeyer.1@osu.edu “Against the Grain: Modernism in the Midwest” is an exhibit of paintings from Midwest artists being displayed at the Ohio Art Council’s Riffe Gallery. “The exhibition concerns the history of modernism in the Midwest, an area defined by eight states: Ohio, Michigan, Illinois, Wisconsin, Indiana, Minnesota, Iowa and Missouri,” according to an excerpt from an essay by William Robinson and Christine Fowler, the exhibit curator, at the entrance to the exhibit. Consisting of several rooms of paintings, the exhibit is divided into six sections: “The Human Condition: Portraits,” “Ideal Form:

Abstraction,” “The Social Order,” “Urban and Industrial Life,” “Beyond the City” and “Spirit and Imagination.” The exhibit includes 60 paintings. The paintings are by artists who lived throughout the Midwest, including Ohio State alumni, and were painted between 1900 to 1950, Fowler said. “Nothing like this exhibit has been produced by any curator or organization in the state,” said Mary Gray, director of the Riffe Gallery. Gray said this is the first exhibit that focuses on Midwestern modernism. Modernism in this exhibit is a “wide breadth of styles and subjects interesting to those artists,” Fowler said. “It shows you the diversity being produced … (is) much more experimental.” Fowler approached Gray about the exhibit

for the Riffe Gallery about two years ago, Gray said. The paintings are borrowed for the exhibit from various museums and private collections, and one painting comes from Santa Barbara, Calif., Fowler said. “I like to uncover these gems,” she said. Admission to the exhibit is free. John Keller, a Columbus resident and visitor at the exhibit, said he likes “this period of art” and was interested in seeing paintings by Henry Keller, who was from Cleveland. Keller, a materials specialist at Liebert Corp., said he likes to see which galleries the paintings are from so he can visit them with his wife. “It’s like a scouting mission,” he said.

Photo courtesy of the Riffe Gallery

William Sommer’s ‘Blue Dairy Cart’ is one of more than 60 paintings at ‘Against the Grain: Modernism in the Midwest.’

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Monday November 15, 2010

thelantern www.thelantern.com results THURSDAY Wisconsin 0, Men’s Soccer 0 (2 OT) Wisconsin 5, Men’s Soccer 4 PKs

FRIDAY Men’s Basketball 102, North Carolina A&T 61 Women’s Basketball 84, Temple 75 Minnesota State 5, Women’s Hockey 3 Men’s Hockey 4, Michigan State 3 (OT) Illinois 3, Women’s Volleyball 1

SATURDAY Field Hockey 2, Albany 1 (OT) Football 38, Penn State 14 Minnesota State 4, Women’s Hockey 3 Michigan State 4, Men’s Hockey 0

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Devon Torrence reaches the end zone after returning a third-quarter interception 34 yards for a touchdown during Ohio State’s 38-14 win over Penn State on Saturday.

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SUNDAY Field Hockey 4, Syracuse 3 (OT) Women’s Volleyball 3, Wisconsin 2 Women’s Basketball 74, Eastern Michigan 62

bcs standings 1. Oregon 2. Auburn 3. TCU 4. Boise State 5. LSU 6. Stanford 7. Wisconsin 8. Nebraska 9. Ohio State 10. Oklahoma State 11. Alabama 12. Michigan State 13. Arkansas 14. Oklahoma 15. Missouri 16. Virginia Tech 17. South Carolina 18. Nevada 19. Texas A&M 20. Iowa 21. Mississippi State 22. Arizona 23. Utah 24. Miama (Fla.) 25. Florida State

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weekly picks recap THE GAMES Ohio State 38, Penn State 14 Michigan 27, Purdue 16 South Carolina 36, Florida 14 James Laurinaitis Last week: 3-0 Overall: 25-10

Ohio State 38

Penn State 14

TRAVIS KOZEK Senior Lantern reporter kozek.2@osu.edu One play. That’s all it takes to change the course of a game. The Penn State Nittany Lions realized that Saturday as they saw their 14-3 halftime lead quickly turn to a 38-14 pummeling by the Ohio State Buckeyes, who remained at No. 9 in the BCS standings. With the Nittany Lions trailing by four points midway through the third quarter, it appeared that momentum was shifting toward the Buckeyes. Cornerback Devon Torrence helped continue the shift. Facing a second-and-nine from their own 37-yard line, Nittany Lions quarterback Matt McGloin dropped back to pass. As he ÿred short to

ALLY KRAEMER Assistant sports editor kraemer.18@osu.edu He’s all about being at the right place at the right time, and Saturday’s 38-14 victory over the Nittany Lions was no exception for wide receiver Dane Sanzenbacher. Sanzenbacher’s only catch of the game came with 10 minutes left in the fourth quarter. Quarterback Terrelle Pryor’s 58-yard pass, intended for wide receiver DeVier Posey, was de° ected by the Nittany Lions’ double coverage and landed in the hands of Sanzenbacher as he crossed the goal line. “I expected (Posey) to go up and get it to be honest because I’ve seen him do it 1,000 times,” Sanzenbacher said. “I just

wanted to put myself in position that if it didn’t happen maybe I could get a tip-off, and it came right to me.” Posey said he knew Sanzenbacher was on the route but didn’t know he was right next to him, he said. “I thought I came down with it, but the defensive player knocked it out,” Posey said. “I heard the roar and looked up and saw Dane with it in the end zone. I threw him an alley-oop today.” Sanzenbacher said, “I can’t take too much credit for it. It bounced right to me, so I mean, sometimes you get lucky I guess.” As the cliché goes, is it better to be lucky or good? Sanzenbacher said sometimes it’s better to be lucky.

Zwick played quarterback for OSU from 2003–06.

Dallas Lauderdale Last week: 2-1 Overall: 22-13 Lauderdale plays center for the men’s basketball team.

Zack Meisel Last week: 3-0 Overall: 22-13 Meisel is the Sports editor for The Lantern.

Tale of two halves First Half OSU

Second Half

PSU

OSU

PSU

Points

Pass Yds

141

Rush Yds

225

Punts

First Downs

Time of Possession

11:26

18:34

19:18

10:42

“That was big,” Rolle said. “I remember before that telling all the guys, ‘Who wants it? Who wants to be great?’ Sure enough, he picked the ball off and ran it back, and I told him, ‘That’s how you be great.’” The interception de° ated the sinking Penn State offense and proved to be the difference in the game. Torrence’s score gave the Bucks a three-point lead, one they would not relinquish. “Those kinds of plays take games over,” said defensive tackle Dexter Larimore. “It hurts their offense and quarterback … It was big for momentum change. Tonight those made the difference.”

CODY COUSINO / Lantern photographer

Dane Sanzenbacher corrals a pass off the hands of DeVier Posey.

Buckeyes surviving without suspended point guard Prahalis

Quinn Pitcock Last week: 3-0 Overall: 23-12

Justin Zwick Last week: 2-1 Overall: 22-13

his left, Torrence made a break for the ball and came away with it. “I just saw it and just jumped it,” Torrence said. “I think it was maybe a low throw and I had to kind of tip it to myself to put it into position for me to catch it.” Tipping the McGloin pass twice before securing the ball and returning it 34 yards for the go-ahead touchdown, Torrence turned a docile crowd of 105,466 into one of pure pandemonium in a matter of seconds. “I couldn’t hear anything,” he said. “Emotions were ° ying, and words can’t even describe how good that felt.” After suffering a rough ÿrst half, which included a pass interference call that led to a second PSU score, Torrence sought to redeem himself in the second half. The Buckeyes made adjustments at halftime to get back in the game. So did Torrence. “I just told myself, ‘I am just going to be more aggressive, and if you all throw anything into these ° ats or try and run any type of screens, it’s going to be a wrap for you,’” he said. “That was just my halftime adjustment for myself.” It worked. After senior captain Brian Rolle challenged his fellow defensive teammates on the sideline to make a big play, Torrence delivered.

‘Alley-oop’ touchdown sparks OSU rout

Laurinaitis played linebacker for OSU from 2005–08.

Pitcock played defensive tackle for OSU from 2003–06.

Torrence makes up for shaky play with momentum-shifting touchdown return

Ohio State 74

E. Michigan 62

TRAVIS KOZEK Senior Lantern reporter kozek.2@osu.edu The No. 7 Ohio State women’s basketball team won its home opener 74-62, beating an Eastern Michigan program that has never defeated a ranked opponent. The Buckeyes won without star point guard Samantha Prahalis, who served the second game of a three-game suspension for a secondary NCAA rules violation that the team has refused to release further details about. Despite a back-and-forth battle, OSU pulled

away in the latter part of the second half to win by 12. “I thought in the second half we executed very well,” OSU coach Jim Foster said. “We executed the way you need to execute to win games like that.” Featuring four players in double ÿgures and led by a dominating performance of 26 points, nine rebounds and seven assists from reigning Big Ten Player of the Year Jantel Lavender, the balanced Buckeye attack proved to be too much for the Eagles to handle. “I think they tried to emphasize pushing me up the lane a little bit, and when I caught it, they wanted to double team,” Lavender said. “I was just trying to take my time and ÿnd the open girl, and when we reversed the ball, I got better position.” The game started slow, but OSU began to pull away midway through the ÿrst half. Mounting a 17-4 scoring run, the Bucks maintained a 24-11 lead with less than seven minutes to play in the ÿrst half. EMU answered back with six points apiece from Tara Johnson and De’Ja Wills, ending the ÿrst half on a 15-4 run to cut the Buckeyes’ lead to 28-26 heading into the locker room.

“They are a very resilient basketball team,” said EMU coach AnnMarie Gilbert of her team. “I was very proud at the half and I actually wrote on the board, ‘Great half of basketball.’ That is how I want to see them ÿght.” The Eagles’ momentum was short-lived in the second half. After tying the game less than a minute in, OSU put together a 10-1 run to retain the lead for good. Despite a Tavelyn James 3-pointer with 9:25 remaining in the second half, cutting the OSU lead to just ÿve, the Buckeyes outscored the Eagles 20-13 the rest of the way to ÿnish with a 12-point victory. Prahalis’ replacement, sophomore Tayler Hill, was OSU’s second leading scorer with 13 points and also added three assists and three steals. “I think we played fairly well,” Foster said. “I think we did some things at a fairly high level. I think we have to get better at some other things, which is where you should be two games into the season.” The Buckeyes will travel to Louisiana to take on the LSU Tigers on Wednesday.