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Governor-elect pulled off narrow victory after being tied in polls Monday MOLLY GRAY Managing editor gray.557@osu.edu Just two years after Ohio voters helped elect President Barack Obama, the historically red state went back to its roots. Ohioans took their disappointment with government spending, high unemployment and Democratic incumbents’ policies to the voting booths and decided it was time for change. That change includes Governor-elect John Kasich, along with Republicans regaining control of the U.S. House of Representatives, winning seats in the Senate and the Ohio secretary of state’s ofÿce. “We took a step forward, to shrinking government and to making it work,” Kasich said. “We took a step to making Ohio a better place to live and work.” The mood at each party’s election gathering re° ected the evening’s results. With blue light projected on the ceiling of the Renaissance Hotel and “Taking Back Ohio” lights on the walls, the atmosphere at the Republican party was electric. When “Hang on Sloopy” played, the crowd burst out with chants of “O-H-I-O.” The volume increased when Fox News projected the Republicans would take over the House at about 9:10 p.m.

At the Democratic election party at the Hyatt Regency, however, the atmosphere was subdued. Aside from Strickland’s concession speech, there were few cheers. “We didn’t have a good night nationally tonight, we know that,” said Sen. Sherrod Brown, whose seat was not up for a vote. Kasich wasn’t the only Republican to have success in gubernatorial races. Twenty-one other states had projected Republican winners by 1:30 a.m. The Democratic Party was projected to narrowly retain control of the U.S. Senate. Democrats will need to convince moderate voters of their stance on the economy and the deÿcit before the 2012 election, said Charles Stewart, a visiting scholar at the Ohio State Moritz College of Law and a professor of political science at MIT. There will “probably not (be) a lot of major legislation over the next two years” because of a split House and Senate, Stewart said. As of Monday, Strickland and Kasich were tied, according to Quinnipiac polls. But Ohio voters were fueled by the 400,000 jobs lost during Strickland’s two-year tenure as governor. Ohio’s unemployment rate was 10 percent in September, down from 10.1 percent in August, but remained higher than the national average, which stayed at 9.6 percent, according to the Ohio Department of Job and Family Services.

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Police: OSU law student stole books from Moritz library to sell online ALLY MAROTTI Lantern reporter marotti.5@osu.edu Police say an Ohio State law student stole books from the Moritz Law Library and sold them on Amazon.com Inc. for almost $10,300. The suspect has sold about 232 books since becoming a seller in January and still has about 1,351 for sale, according to court documents. Prices range from $15 to $200 per book. The Lantern will not name the suspect, as he has not yet been charged with a crime. Detective Peter Dragonette of OSU Police, who is in charge of the case, said the suspect has been taking books from the law library in Drinko Hall for about a year. A Brazilian attorney was the ÿrst to realize something was wrong. Juliana Bertin purchased a law book from Orion Bookstore, an Amazon seller, in July. When she received the book, she noticed crossed-out OSU Moritz Law Library stamps inside the front cover. Bertin e-mailed Bruce Johnson, associate dean for Information Services at the OSU Moritz College of Law, who conÿrmed that the law library had the book in its collection and that it should be available. When Johnson checked to see if the book was on the shelf, it was missing.

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Rough start only got worse for Democrats RICK SCHANZ Campus editor schanz.5@osu.edu Tuesday night didn’t start out well for the Democrats. Just after polls closed at 7:30 p.m., Republican Rob Portman was named winner of Ohio’s available Senate seat over opponent Lt. Gov. Lee Fisher. If any Democratic leaders had arrived early enough at their party’s celebration in downtown Columbus, hopeful faces quickly would have turned sour. And it only got worse. Just after 9 p.m., the red tide washed over Washington as Republicans were projected to take control of the House of Representatives, according to CNN. Soon after, Republican Jon Husted defeated incumbent Democrat Maryellen O’Shaughnessy to become Ohio’s secretary of state. But to some, election results simply realized Democratic fears and Republican hopes to shift power in Congress. Before voting booths even opened, polls indicated that Portman would win by a landslide. His cruise to victory preserved the Republican seat in the Senate that Sen. George Voinovich is vacating in retirement. The lopsided victory bodes well for a man who some say has White House aspirations.

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Senator-elect Rob Portman waves to supporters with his wife Jane after a decisive victory on Tuesday. “Portman gets talked about as a potential Republican candidate for president,” said Terri Enns, clinical professor of law at Ohio State’s Moritz College of Law. After Portman’s victory Tuesday, Ohio Republican Party chairman Kevin DeWine said that Portman is “on the short list for vice president in 2012.”

Marianne Collins, an attendee at the Republican election party at the Hyatt Regency, said she would look forward to a ticket with Tennessee Sen. Bob Corker as president and Portman as his running mate.

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Students who usually walk through the South Oval will need to ÿnd new routes through campus this month. Part of the South Oval will be fenced off from mid-November until Autumn Semester 2012 for construction related to the South Campus High Rise Renovation and Addition Project, said Cihangir Calis, senior project manager for Facilities Operations and Development. The $171.6 million renovation will add rooms for about 360 more students on south campus and add updated heating and cooling systems to Siebert, Stradley, Park, Smith and Steeb halls, Calis said. A geothermal well ÿeld, consisting of 261 vertical wells, will be drilled beneath the South Oval this month. During construction, an 8-foot-tall chainlink fence will surround the site. Two sidewalks through the construction site will reopen in the fall. The rest of the South Oval will reopen in September 2012. Construction will extend to 12th Avenue, just south of the South Oval, where crews will close certain lanes during summer 2012. About 460 wells, which cost nearly $6.8 million, will be used to heat and cool the ÿve south campus dormitories by summer 2013, said Scott Conlon, project director for Facilities Design and Construction, in October. The wells will be drilled 550 to 600 feet under the South Oval, Hale Hall Parking Lot and between Park and Smith halls. Construction on the South Oval and Hale parking lot will begin this month, and wells will be installed between Park and Smith in summer 2011.

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South Oval Closings Parts of the South Oval will close between November 2010 and September 2012 as construction crews build 261 geothermal wells and renovate residence halls. Nov. 2010 - Nov. 2011 Closed to pedestrians Nov. 2011 Open to pedestrians Summer 2011 Partial lane closures

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By 2013, two 11-story stuctures will be built on south campus to connect Park to Stradley and Smith to Steeb. The renovation, which costs $171.6 million, will add rooms for about 360 more students. After the conversion to semesters in summer 2012, students will move to campus in August, when temperatures are high. Because of the earlier move-in, the south campus residence halls — which do not have cooling systems — will need air conditioning, Conlon said. “The high-rises are barely OK right now,” he said, referring to the high temperatures of those halls’ rooms during the summer. Two 11-story structures will be built to connect Park to Stradley and Smith to Steeb, turning four buildings into two.

“It’s basically building another building in between these two buildings,” Conlon said. The ÿrst ° oors of these new buildings will serve as central lobbies for the dormitories they join, and their upper ° oors will have additional student rooms. After the project concludes in 2013, crews will landscape the South Oval to conceal the geothermal wells. “Once you put geothermal wells in, you can’t build anything on top of them,” Conlon said. “So the future of the South Oval is ensured.”

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Issue 145 Tuesday In “Collective embraces cultures,” published Tuesday, Nov. 2, The Lantern reported that Sam Corlett and Yoni Mizrachi told their friends they had a non-existent concert scheduled and needed musicians to ÿll out the band. However, they asked their friends to perform with them at the 2009 Independent’s Day Festival. The Lantern reported that while on a trip to Israel, Mizrachi sent ideas over the Internet to Corlett, who expanded them. However, Mizrachi sent a song over the Internet to Corlett, who expanded on it.

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Lt. Gov. Lee Fisher (far left) and other members of Gov. Ted Strickland’s cabinet joined him for his concession speech just after midnight.

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Mayor Coleman said Kasich’s policies could harm education “I work for you, not Wall Street, not for the wealthy and not for narrow special interests,” Strickland said. “I believe in Ohio. Even though we weren’t successful, I think we fought a pretty good ÿght.” Strickland’s main attack was to paint Kasich as anti-education, something he reminded Ohioans of in his concession speech. “We fought to defend Ohio schools to make sure they were constitutionally funded,” Strickland said as multiple attendees solemnly exited the hotel conference room. But some students at the Republican election party were optimistic. “I like Kasich, he seems to represent my ideals and Ohio’s,” said Jibreel Riley, a ÿrst-year in public affairs. Other students simply voted to shake up the system. “I kind of crossed lines in some categories for some candidates just based on if they’ve been in ofÿce or not,” said Kevin Volz, a fourth-year in strategic communications. ”I feel like people who

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win 15th District, secretary of state Despite bipartisan work on major legislation in the past, Portman remains resolutely conservative on big issues, such as the Obama administration’s health care and stimulus plan legislation. “Tonight, I can tell you at least one thing coming,” Portman said during his acceptance speech that started at 9:57 p.m., “when it comes time to vote to repeal health care, I vote yes.” Like many Republicans, he said the original stimulus would have been more effective if it was half as expensive and came with tax cuts. “We want a ÿscally responsible government,” Portman said half-way through the 17-minute speech. “Our state is the ÿrst to deliver this message, but there will be more tonight.” Portman was a rising member in the House of Representatives when he was appointed to George W. Bush’s cabinet in 2006. Leading up to the election, Portman had a 24-percentage point lead over Fisher. It appeared Fisher gave up on the election last Wednesday when he gave back his last $100,000 of campaign ÿnances to the Ohio Democratic Party. “I spoke to Portman about 10 minutes ago and I congratulated him on his victory,” Fisher said when he took the stage at the Democrats’ party around 9:45 p.m. Steve Stivers also helped Republicans regain control of the U.S. House after his party lost it in 2006.

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If indicted, suspect to face 4th-degree felony charges “The credit to this case goes to” Bertin, Dragonette said, who launched an investigation after Johnson discovered that the book was missing. Police noticed that many of the books listed for sale by the online seller were available in the law library and were still on the shelves. They also found out from Bertin that the return address for the book she bought was in Columbus. Dragonette conducted a sting where he told a relative out of state to purchase a book in the law library. Dragonette installed a hidden camera aimed at the aisle containing the book and marked the volume with an ultraviolet pen. The camera captured video of the suspect, a man in athletic shorts and wearing a backpack, taking the book and leaving the building without checking it out. When the out-of-state relative received the book and returned it to Dragonette, police identiÿed it as the volume taken from OSU. Dragonette said all the stolen books were from the law library.

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have been in ofÿce haven’t been doing so great, so maybe we should give some other people a shot.” Columbus Mayor Michael B. Coleman worried that Kasich’s election will harm Ohio’s education system because of his state budget policies. “I am most concerned about the budget cuts that Kasich has proposed,” Coleman said. “He is going to eliminate the state income tax and that is going to affect education. Fewer students are going to be able to go to college.” Coleman said he believed both candidates to be vague, but he was putting support behind the candidate he believed would do the best things for his city. In his victory speech, Kasich promised that is what he would do. He said he ran because he “wanted to improve the lives of people in our country. That is what it is all about. It’s not about partisanship,” he said. “You have one moment in time to do great things. “We are going to raise the bar in Ohio.” Justin Conley, Jami Jurich, Alex Hampel and Rick Schanz contributed to this story.

After Democrat Mary Jo Kilroy’s 1-percentage point victory over Stivers in the 2008 15th District congressional race, Stivers defeated Kilroy on Tuesday. “The 15th (District) has always been one of the hottest, nastiest races in the country,” said Kevin Freeman, program manager for the Politics, Society and Law Scholars at OSU. At the Democratic party downtown, Kilroy told the crowd that it’s “time for us to have a gut-check here … about where our country is really going.” Stivers served as state senator from January 2003 until December 2008. Before Stivers gave his victory speech, Husted addressed the crowd. Husted beat O’Shaughnessy despite ÿndings last week that his campaign made false claims about O’Shaughnessy in a political advertisement. “It’s been a long campaign,” he said, “the longest job interview I’ve ever had.” Husted will hold a seat on the state board that will redraw legislative districts, meaning he will have the power to redraw districts to beneÿt his party in future elections. “I promise you the 2012 election will be run with honor and integrity,” he said. O’Shaughnessy acknowledged that the voters have spoken and said, “There is a place in our American political discourse for a loyal opposition.” Husted was serving his ÿrst term in the Ohio Senate and served four years as speaker of the Ohio House beginning in 2005.

Police searched the suspect’s residence last week and took a laptop computer and other electronics — as well as a manila envelope containing OSU law library stickers, according to court documents. Detectives interviewed the suspect Tuesday and told him to stop selling books immediately. Dragonette has been at OSU for 17 years and said he has never seen a case like this. Johnson said he couldn’t remember a similar case, either. “I cannot say that we’ve never had a book taken from the collection with the intent never to return it and sell it to someone else,” Johnson said. “As far as I know, there has been no previous theft like this.” Johnson said he was disheartened by the theft. “Any time that part of the library collection is removed like this, it does have a negative effect, particularly on scholarship,” Johnson said. If indicted, the suspect will face fourth-degree felony theft charges. “The plan at this point is for the suspect to make restitution,” Dragonette said. “There’s no way for us to retrieve the books. People all over the country or the world have purchased these books … and it’s not very conceivable to get them back.” Moritz College of Law representatives and staff would not comment for this story.

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student voice Congrats, Kasich — now earn our trust The Lantern’s editorial board urges governor-elect to freeze tuition amid a budget deficit expected to be $8 billion The editorial board at The Lantern congratulates Governor-elect John Kasich, but our welcome is only lukewarm. As journalists, we will forever be skeptical of public leaders. Kasich has no immunity to that. But as students, many of us also have good reason to be downright scared. It has nothing to do with party affiliation — if former Gov. Ted Strickland kept his seat, our fears would be just as well-founded. Students in Ohio should be scared because our heads are on the chopping block. Kasich and other state lawmakers will face an expected $8 billion state budget deficit next year. If the governor-elect has aspirations to do more than twiddle his thumbs in office, one of his major priorities will be to balance the budget. It will require more than tightening a few belts, more than a trim. It’s going to mean that lawmakers will lop limbs off of state-funded programs, just to make a dent. When politicians look at the biggest budgetdrainers, they will inevitably stop when they see

higher education. It isn’t cheap. If they can pass the cost onto students, they will. Don’t let them. Neither Kasich nor Strickland visited Ohio State to meet with students and really listen to our concerns. Now, Kasich, you have to earn our trust: Don’t just commit to “affordable” higher education. Commit to no tuition increases and commit to better incentives to keep us in the state after we graduate. Many current college students will graduate during Kasich’s term. If the state is kind to us, we will be more likely to be kind to the state. A tuition freeze could be the difference between fresh blood pumping into Ohio’s economy and the crippling effect of brain drain. You beat your opponent in a fair campaign, but he had one advantage — he had proved his commitment to keeping us in school. He kept tuition frozen for most of his time in office. Now it’s your turn, and we’ll be watching.

CODY COUSINO / Lantern photographer Governor-elect John Kasich meets supporters early this morning after his victory speech at the Renaissance Hotel in downtown Columbus.

Sex preferences don’t fit in boxes LANTERN Columnist

I like to think that I am a hard person to label. I’m feisty but shy. I’m just as happy going to a party as I am staying at home reading. I love to scream at the TV during baseball games just as much as I love spending all day in a museum. I adore vegetables but can also eat an entire jar of queso dip in one go. In short (which I am), I have a lot of varied interests, not one of which describes DOROTHY POWELL me completely. powell.447@osu.edu I also realize that plenty of people have exactly opposite personalities and interests. I would no more try to force my father to go shopping with me than I would force my roommate to watch a Yankees game. Any two people are rarely likely to have the exact same interests (the obvious exception being here on campus on the day of the Michigan game). So it infuriates and confuses me when people try to box others into neat little categories, especially when it comes to sexuality. Human sexuality has so many facets and dimensions that it seems impossible to lump everyone together in one of three groups: straight, gay or bi. Sex isn’t a multiple choice test. There is no “right choice” that perfectly answers the question. I think pressure to label everyone’s sexuality comes from the way our society views sex and love. The next step in America, after growing up, leaving your parents and getting a job, is to find a partner of the opposite sex, get married and have kids. But why? Why on earth should every person follow that path, especially when it’s obvious that not everyone has the desire to do so? And why should we judge what others choose to do with their lives? Not every person is cut out for that kind of lifestyle. Some people are not sexually attracted to the opposite sex. Some people are but are also attracted to the same sex. Some people are not sexually attracted to anyone at all. Some people are attracted to so many people that the idea of a monogamous relationship is absurd. Whatever the case, what these people, and all people, choose to do with their lives is their own business. The idea of judging someone’s life based on who they love is absurd. I cannot see how the person someone chooses to associate with, in whatever capacity, affects anyone else or is relevant to anything. If you never know that Joe Smith from Podunkville, Iowa, is married to Bob, not Betty, how does that change your life? (Hint: The answer is that it doesn’t.) There is no need to label people to make them fit your worldview. There are billions of people on this planet, and there’s no way to put them into neat little boxes that completely sum up each one. Why can’t we all just accept that, out of all the people on this planet, there are going to be some who don’t fit into your boxes? I know I, for one, have better things to do than worry about what’s going on in someone else’s bedroom. This world could use a whole lot more love, and the form that love comes in shouldn’t be of any concern. We have bigger problems than who’s spending the night in whose bed. Let’s stop caring about the little things and start working on our bigger issues.

College students can avoid waste too GUEST Columnist

Our culture is such that most products are pre-wrapped for you, consumer X, because you’re special, and this was massproduced just for you. Don’t you feel warm and fuzzy? We live in a disposable society. The average American generates a little more than four pounds of waste a day, according to the Environmental Protection Agency. But what about the average college student? Does your carbon footprint grow or shrink if you live on campus? And what about commuters? The good news is, there are a lot of ways to become more environmentally conscious on campus. Students for a Sustainable Campus President Chris Skovron says there is one important thing students can do to “go green” — adopt a mindset to lessen their impact on the planet. At Ohio State, students can

ALEXIS PRESKAR preskar.1@osu.edu bring their own bags and mugs to the dining halls instead of using plastic or paper products. However, Dining Services continues to use plastic cutlery and containers because of their low costs. “As far as the cutlery choices, we are hoping to find a cost-effective option that also meets single-dispense criteria,” said Karri Benishek,

marketing director of Campus Dining Services. “Currently, at 32 cents a piece, it just is not a feasible choice for our student population.” One bright thought to consider next time you eat on campus is this: 30 percent of Dining Services’ purchases come from Ohio farms, helping not only Ohio’s economy, but also the environment, as the distance from the farm to the table (or the reusable tray) is significantly smaller, Benishek said. Oh the joys of transportation. The average American will spend 36 hours behind the wheel by the end of 2010. That’s more than a day of doing nothing but accelerate, brake, inch forward and brake again. Anyone living off-campus knows how much time and energy is wasted just trying to drive to and from class, work and most places in between. It can be overwhelming.

So what’s to be done, turn State Route 315 into a pedestrian highway? The EPA suggests carpooling, biking or walking when possible and cutting down on travel in general. So become friends with that guy in economics class who lives in your apartment complex (unless he’s totally creepy), and don’t stress about finding somewhere to park. If one thing’s been pounded into our heads throughout the years from teachers, parents and most Disney movies, it’s that one person can make a difference. Next time you go on a coffee run, grab a mug before you leave and skip the paper. Or instead of taking four cars to go out, split the gas money and take one. As we become more conscious of our actions and their impact, we will make more responsible decisions. Maybe we can’t turn into Captain Planet overnight, but a few simple changes can amount to something substantial.

Grandma Odessa knows what it takes to be a feminist LANTERN Columnist

This is what a feminist looks like: my grandma. Most people have a misconception about feminism. My grandma is a great example because she demonstrates that feminism really is for everyone. The famed feminist known as “bell hooks” was here for two weeks as a scholar-in-residence last month. I am happy that I got to listen to her four times. Each time, I remembered her book: “Feminism is for Everyone.” But lay people who are not invested in intellectual PATRICIA CUNNINGHAM exercise are not thinking about that cunningham.212@osu.edu concept every day. However, some people are doing the work of feminists every day. Feminism starts with conversation and ends with action. Scholars and cultural critics such as bell hooks frame

feminism as a movement to end sexist oppression. The part people neglect to focus on is that sexism is an oppressive system that hurts men and women. At 87 years old, Grandma Odessa has spent her life dedicated to ending systems of inequality for all kinds of people. Mr. Howard was an elderly white man whose family abandoned him. She took care of him and helped him ease the last several years of his life. Then there is Miss Dessie, who at 99 is sharper than any future MCAT or GRE test-taker. Miss Dessie is grateful to Grandma Odessa for taking her home-cooked meals every week. That is feminism at work, because in our culture around the elderly, people are sending their aged ones to homes and elder care centers. Their friendship demonstrates why that might not be necessary. Grandma also does her civic duty every year by working the voting polls. I do not even know what goes into being able to do this, but Grandma makes it a priority to give the elderly people in her voting district absentee ballots and encouragement. That is important because many people view the elderly as out-of-touch with the world and think that everyone older than 80 has Alzheimer’s disease.

Grandma Odessa also sends me packages to share with international students and makes sure I share love with all the people I know. That “love ethic” is echoed in several of bell hooks’ works. Anyone who I ever brought to Grandma Odessa’s house was invited to kick it as if he was in his own home. Feminism is not taking away rights and perks from other groups, it is about equal access and treatment for all. Grandma Odessa wants everyone to have clean air and water, and to feel loved as a whole person. I do not think that is radical. Several years ago, I took a crew of black, Latino and white males to help my grandma with her elaborate field, and she spent hours cooking dinner for the 13 of them. Feminism is counter-cultural. Why would 13 grown college males help an elderly woman? It is because people can be operating out of feminist ideas without calling it feminism. That day, those boys were dirty and sweaty in the 100-degree heat and some got poison ivy for their wages. But that day, feminism was for everyone, and we celebrated with a home-cooked meal from Grandma Odessa.

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Across 1 Hippocratic oath no-no 5 Astounds 9 Unspoken, but implied 14 Pints at the bar 15 TV part? 16 Like merinos 17 Commonly upholstered seat 19 Prolific psalmist 20 Some littermates 21 “To continue ...” 23 Gary’s st. 24 Bakery array 26 Smart-__: cocksure and conceited 28 Real scream 33 Rue 34 Pint-size 35 Frenzied 39 Wildly cheering 40 “Finger lickin’ good” sloganeer, and a hint to this puzzle’s theme 41 Honshu port 42 Balkan native 43 Nintendo game console 44 We-alone link 45 Crawl alternative 48 British philosopher who wrote “Language, Truth and Logic” 51 Enjoy the Appalachian Trail

52 Prom rental 53 Maker of tiny combs 55 Like a persistent headache 60 O’Connor’s successor 62 ‘80s fashion fad inspired by dance films 64 The QE2, e.g. 65 An acre’s 43,560 square feet 66 Je t’__: Pierre’s “I love you” 67 Canada’s highest mountain 68 Tramp’s love 69 Put in the overhead Down 1 Aggressive sort 2 Et __: and others 3 Monopoly payment 4 Bilko’s mil. rank 5 Believer’s antithesis 6 Otter’s kin 7 Actor Wallach 8 Word repeated in a Doris Day song 9 More than crawl 10 Palindromic girl’s name that ranked among the 10 most popular in each of the past five years 11 Like some pride 12 How contracts are usually signed

13 Garment including a chemise 18 Written code 22 Golfer’s sunburn spot 25 Swimmer with a bladelike snout 27 Pencil tip 28 Refrain syllables 29 Call to 20-Across 30 Inventor Sikorsky 31 Like takers 32 Ripple near the nipple 36 Hombre’s hand 37 “I get it, I get it!” 38 British rock star Bush 40 Korean automaker 41 Former Nicaraguan leader 43 “The Way We __” 44 “Shoot” 46 With new life 47 Lightly shaded 48 To any extent 49 Crooner Iglesias 50 Firing 54 Carrier to Tel Aviv 56 Mardi __ 57 Go-getter’s response to “Do you know of such a person?” 58 Nautilus skipper 59 Expanded 61 Texas __: oil 63 Stat for CC Sabathia

Horoscopes by Nancy Black and Stephanie Clements, ©2010 Tribune Media Services Inc. TODAY’S BIRTHDAY Accept responsibility this year for helping an associate dig out of a mess and restore balance. Appreciate harmony in your own life and consider how significant changes may be for your partner. Peace comes from your philosophical path. To get the advantage, check the day’s rating: 10 is the easiest day, 0 the most challenging. ARIES March 21 – April 19 Today is a 7 -- A partner or friend shows you how to research a topic quickly and easily. You gather facts and at the same time understand the theory. Get practical later. TAURUS April 20 – May 20 Today is a 6 -- Connect with an older coworker, as you gather necessary information. You need a strong visual message to convince distant people. Challenge yourself. GEMINI May 21 – June 21 Today is a 6 -- Your internal sense of balance indicates the need for change today. You don’t have to revolutionize the universe. A shift in direction pleases two people. CANCER June 22 – July 22 Today is an 8 -- An older family member feels out of balance today. Your energy shifts everything in a positive direction. Make time to take care of this person today. LEO July 23 – Aug. 22 Today is a 6 -- Challenge yourself to use materials already at hand, instead of buying new. This has many advantages: it cleans the workspace, stimulates imagination and recycles.

VIRGO Aug. 23 – Sept. 22 Today is a 7 -- Prepare yourself to spend money on creative projects for home. You may be surprised at how little you spend, especially if you do some of the work. LIBRA Sept. 23–Oct. 22 Today is a 5 -- You may want to be nice today, but you need to take a stand, even if not everyone likes it. Speak from the heart, and keep one eye on personal values. SCORPIO Oct. 23 – Nov. 21 Today is a 5 -- You’ll want to look your best for a public appearance. Listen to a partner concerning what to wear. Boost your confidence by repeating, “I can do this.” SAGITTARIUS Nov. 22 – Dec. 21 Today is a 6 -- An older person challenges your concept of personal power. You discover that age doesn’t necessarily diminish intellectual strength. Learn from a master. CAPRICORN Dec. 22 – Jan. 19 Today is a 7 -- Your desire to be in the spotlight bumps up against practical problems. Prepare your acts carefully, as well as your costume. Practice makes perfect. AQUARIUS Jan. 20 – Feb. 18 Today is a 7 -- Energy shifts from dramatic to more harmonious interaction. As the balance shifts, take charge and persuade others to move forward. More possibilities emerge. PISCES Feb. 19 – March 20 Today is a 6 -- What seems like a challenge today is actually a golden opportunity. Your work with a female develops into a potential long-term partnership.

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upcoming THURSDAY Men’s T ennis: USTA/ITA Intercollegiate Indoor Championships All Day @ Flushing Meadows, N.Y. Women’s T ennis: ITA National Indoors All Day @ Flushing Meadows, N.Y. Field Hockey: Big Ten Tournament Michigan State/Northwestern 12pm @ Evanston, Ill.

FRIDAY Men’s T ennis: USTA/ITA Intercollegiate Indoor Championships All Day @ Flushing Meadows, N.Y. Men’s Tennis: Knoxville Challenger Semifinals All Day @ Knoxville, Tenn. Women’s T ennis: ITA National Indoors All Day @ Flushing Meadows, N.Y. Women’s T ennis: ASU Thunderbird Invite All Day @ Tempe, Ariz. Women’s T ennis: Big Green Invite All Day @ Hanover, N.H. Men’s & Women’s Swimming: Denison & Cleveland State 5:30pm @ Columbus, Ohio Women’s Volleyball v. Michigan State 6:30pm @ East Lansing, Mich. Men’s Hockey v. Alabama-Huntsville 7:05pm @ Columbus, Ohio Women’s Soccer v. Michigan State 7:30pm @ Columbus, Ohio

SATURDAY Men’s T ennis: USTA/ITA Intercollegiate Indoor Championships All Day @ Flushing Meadows, N.Y. Men’s Tennis: Knoxville Challenger Semifinals All Day @ Knoxville, Tenn. Women’s T ennis: ITA National Indoors All Day @ Flushing Meadows, N.Y. Women’s T ennis: ASU Thunderbird Invite All Day @ Tempe, Ariz. Women’s T ennis: Big Green Invite All Day @ Hanover, N.H. Fencing: OSU Duals All Day @ Columbus, Ohio Women’s Hockey v. North Dakota 2pm @ Grand Forks, N.D. Women’s Volleyball v. Michigan 6pm @ Ann Arbor, Mich. Men’s Hockey v. Alabama-Huntsville 7:05pm @ Columbus, Ohio

tra vis kozek Senior Lantern reporter kozek.2@osu.edu College football is a grind. Twelve-plus weeks of nonstop, hard-hitting action can take its toll on even the most well-conditioned athletes. So, heading into their first midseason bye week in two years, it is no surprise that Ohio State players are welcoming the time off. “It’s going to be pretty awesome,” co-captain Dane Sanzenbacher said after OSU’s win Saturday over Minnesota. “From the standpoint of getting your body back a little bit, it’s a grind of a schedule, so whenever you can get a little time off it’s always good.” With football consuming players’ lives since summer practice, coach Jim Tressel wanted his team to use the break to catch up elsewhere. “Our guys put a lot of time and effort into football,” he said. “This gives them a week right in the middle of the academic term to have a little bit more time and energy and emotional energy to invest in that.” On the football side, Tressel said trying to get healthy will be the main emphasis. The Buckeyes have suffered an abundance of injuries, especially on the defensive side of the ball, in their first nine games. “I feel like we have a lot of guys banged up,” co-captain Brian Rolle said. “So to get this bye week

and let guys get healthy and be able to get in the training room and get whatever is wrong with them healed up, it’s going to be tremendous for us.” The defense might benefit most from the rest. Tressel said he expects to get linebackers Ross Homan and Dorian Bell back after the break. Injuries aside, the extra time will be helpful on the field, as the Buckeyes find themselves in the thick of a four-team race for the Big Ten championship. In an attempt to stay sharp for a title run, the Buckeyes will be going back to the basics, Tressel said. “As you go through a nine-straight-week situation like we just did, you spend so much time trying to learn what the other team is doing,” Tressel said. “Sometimes your own fundamentals can take a backseat just from a time investment standpoint. “So what we would like to do Wednesday and Thursday is make sure we do a great job of spending time on our fundamentals, not getting so caught up in game planning and have a little more individual periods so we can work on things.” Between suspect special teams, an inexperienced secondary and sporadic play away from Columbus, there is plenty of room for improvement. And with games against Penn State and Michigan at home, along with a crucial trip to Iowa looming, the Buckeyes hope to address these issues. “There are some obvious things like kickoff coverage, and you can’t miss field goals,” Tressel said. “There are probably a multitude of things that we’ve got to get better if we want to go into

Three’s company: blake williams Senior Lantern reporter williams.3012@osu.edu Last season Evan Turner led the Ohio State men’s basketball team in nearly every offensive category on his way to being Associated Press Player of the Year. Of all the questions his departure presented, the greatest might be who will be able to create open shots off the dribble. The three returning starters trying to provide the answer — Jon Diebler, William Buford and David Lighty — averaged just 16.3 points per game inside the 3-point arc last season. Turner almost matched that number himself with 14 points a game from that area. Despite the apparent deficiencies, the team does not seem concerned. “My strength is penetration, and Will’s is as well,” Lighty said. “So I think our offense is set up for us to penetrate.” Lighty and Buford proved that they could drive the ball last year but rarely needed to because of Turner’s prowess, Diebler said. However, the senior guard emphasized the team’s need to improve. “This year, I think us elevating our game to the next level and being able to add another dimension to our game” is important, Diebler said. “It makes us three, as a group, harder to guard.” Though the guards have been focusing on improving their ability to drive to the basket, don’t expect the team to shoot fewer threes. The Buckeyes scored 30 percent of their points from behind the arc last season,

with the three returning guards connecting on 209 3-point shots. “Evan didn’t really shoot that many threes,” Lighty said. “He created a lot, (but) I think it will probably be about the same this year.” Different players will have to create opportunities by getting to the basket off the dribble. “We’ve all been working on getting to the paint and finishing through contact,” Buford said. Lighty said he expects some of the freshmen to fill the gap Turner left behind. Freshman Jordan Sibert is “real athletic, real crafty with the ball,” Lighty said. “He can get inside the paint and make things happen.” Another option could be freshman point guard Aaron Craft, who coach Thad Matta said has been impressive during practices. “Aaron’s the type of kid that anything you ask him to do he’s going to do it and he’s going to do it the way you want him to do it,” Matta said. Matta said he expects the upperclassmen to push the freshmen. “You’ve got four returning starters,” he said. “That should be great motivation for the young guys to say, ‘Hey, if I want to get on the court, I have to be really good to knock one of those guys off.’” With the addition of talented freshmen alongside returning players with new roles, losing Turner’s ability to penetrate might not be a problem. “I think with the team that we have coming back,” Lighty said, “it’s just going to be a lot of mini Evan Turners out there.”

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November and have a chance to contend for the conference championship. “We’ll make great use of this week.” But the Buckeyes haven’t in the past. Tressel is 2-4 after a bye week during his OSU tenure. Although the Buckeyes have outscored their opponents, 101-10, in two games since their disappointment in Wisconsin, the break could halt the team’s momentum. Defensive tackle John Simon thought otherwise. “It’s a good week for a bye for us,” Simon said. “We got a big opponent, Penn State, coming up so we have to start working on them right away.”

Buckeyes once again expect to fire away from beyond the arc

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David L ighty attempts a 3-pointer during OS U’s win over Minnesota on Jan. 31.

Baseball’s inner beauty can’t compete with football’s eye candy SPORTS Columnist

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For years I had been telling myself that baseball still reigned supreme in this country, that Americans still held the national pastime in higher regard than the NFL. Then I had an epiphany after watching Game 4 of the World Series on Sunday night. To a baseball aficionado, the game had a little bit of everything. Pitching: A masterful performance by the Giants’ 21-year-old rookie starter Madison Bumgarner, who blanked the Rangers, owners of the majors’ highest team batting average during the regular season, in eight innings. In the history of baseball, only one starting pitcher younger than Bumgarner has thrown eight shutout innings in a World Series game.

Hitting: In the third inning, San Francisco designated hitter Aubrey Huff, who grew up a Rangers fan, mashed a two-run home run that seemingly landed down the road in Cowboys Stadium. Fielding: The Giants put on a defensive exhibition. Second baseman Freddy Sanchez was all over the infield making plays. Left-fielder Cody Ross had a nice sliding catch, and catcher Buster Posey threw out Josh Hamilton, the modern-day Mickey Mantle, trying to steal second base. And yet, I thought to myself, “More people are probably watching Sunday Night Football.” Turns out I was right. And I’m OK with that. USA Today reported that the New Orleans Saints’ win over the Pittsburgh Steelers (11.8 percent

of TV households) outdrew Game 4 of the World Series (10.4). CNBC’s Darren Rovell reported it was the first time an NFL regularseason game has out-drawn a World Series game. Curiously, the NFL has traditionally conceded Sunday nights to the World Series. That changed this year, and it has proved that football is king in this country. And it’s relatively easy to explain. Popularity in football, a game that features a collection of the world’s best athletes engaging in violent collisions at high speeds on every down, has soared. As attention spans and attention to detail have waned in society, so has interest in baseball, the game that prizes those two attributes.

And although USA Today reported that the Giants’ World Series-clinching Game 5 victory out-drew Monday Night Football in terms of television ratings, it is clear baseball is falling behind. The best thing baseball had going was performance-enhancing drugs. Big biceps brought big home run numbers during the steroid era. However, the advent of drug testing stifled those numbers. According to Baseball Almanac, from 2005-09, the highest rating a World Series garnered was an 11.7, in 2009. The lowest rating a World Series garnered during the 1990s was a 14.1, in 1998. To be fair, baseball isn’t doing itself any favors. The regular season is too long — the World Series stretches into November. And any World Series without

a team from New York, Los Angeles, Chicago or Boston isn’t going to draw the average sports fan to the tube. But ever since gladiators clashed against fellow human beings and animals alike, the spectator has been fixated on action and violence. Today’s sports fans are no different. Baseball can’t compete with that. A sport based more on strategy and proficiency will always fall victim to a sport of pick-sixes and spread offenses in the public eye. If I’m the only one jumping out of my seat because of a perfectly executed suicide squeeze or a flawless relay from an outfield wall to home plate, that’s fine with me.

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More ‘Ace of Cakes’ coverage at thelantern.com You can see our video interview with Geof Manthorne and Duff Goldman.

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Bob Dylan comes to the Schottenstein Center concert schedule

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T he aces of cakes, Geof Manthorne and Duff Goldman, pose with Brutus and their cake version of Brutus.

WEDNESDAY BET Live! Music Matters Tour featuring J. Cole 7 pm @ Newport Music Hall The Morning Benders 7 pm @ The Basement

Pastry pros bake Brutus for OSU fans Danielle H ar t man Assistant arts editor hartman.271@osu.edu

THURSDAY Live Music Thursday 7 pm @ Ohio Union - Woody’s Tavern Bob Dylan 8 pm @ Schottenstein Center

FRIDAY Withered 6 pm @ Alrosa Villa Fallside 6:30 pm @ The Basement

Duff Goldman and Geof Manthorne, cake chefs on Food Network’s “Ace of Cakes,” visited Ohio State on Monday night for an appearance at the Ohio Union. Shortly before taking the stage, Goldman and Manthorne sat down for an interview with The Lantern. “Ace of Cakes” is in its ninth season. How long do you think the show can last? Goldman: That’s a great question, man. What do you think? Manthorne: It’s a fine question. I mean, we think it could go forever, right? Obviously, it won’t. Goldman: I think it will really go until we get sick of it, probably. Since the start of “Ace of Cakes,” a lot of cake shows have appeared on Food Network and TLC. Do you think your show is the reason for that? Goldman: Yeah, we pretty much invented it, I think. When Geof and I first started off in television, we were doing competitions. And before we got there, the competitions were pretty dry; they were pretty stark. People would make cakes, they would do their thing, there would be some tears, and that would be it. Then Geof and I started making cakes on there. We weren’t winning at all, but we were making it very entertaining and just sort of being ourselves — just sort of bringing a different generation and a different viewpoint to cake decorating. I mean look at the two of us. I think that’s when they were like, ‘You know, we can make

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Let them eat cake — but not just any cake. “Ace of Cakes” stars Duff Goldman and Geof Manthorne visited Ohio State on Monday night to present an OSU-inspired cake and talk about their show, which is in its ninth season on Food Network. The two chefs, who are known for their creative and unconventional cake artistry, unveiled a cake they created back at their bakery in Baltimore. The cake, which was driven from the bakery and partially assembled at the Ohio Union, was shaped to resemble Brutus. The mascot himself was present for the event, comparing himself to his cake version onstage. “Oh, you like that?” Manthorne said after Brutus compared his backside with the cake. “I crafted that myself.” Goldman and Manthorne started the night with a student cake contest. “Wow, look at these,” Goldman said, viewing the cakes. “You guys made these?” The chefs provided feedback for the students but said they weren’t judging the contest seriously. The two even poked fun at some of the students’ desserts and buckeye leaf representations, a common element among the cakes. Joking aside, Goldman praised many of the cakes’ creators, telling one student to give him a call in a few years if her future plans fail. No matter what the feedback, students were excited to have Goldman and Manthorne see their work. It was “so awesome,” said Matt Teegarden, a third-year in food science who competed in the contest. “It’s been a dream of mine just to talk to them.” Having cake trendsetters judge your work is a little nerve-wracking, said Rachel Weiler, a third-year in food science who created a Mirror Lake-inspired cake. “I had to try not to pass out,” Weiler said. “I had to remind myself not to lock my knees.” Sadie Skeels, a third-year in anthropology who worked with Weiler on the cake, said she “just had to keep breathing.” Goldman and Manthorne talked about many aspects of their show and bakery, and welcomed audience questions. The cake duo received a wedding and birthday cake request during the event. “Just call Mary Alice” Fallon-Yeskey, Goldman said. Fallon-Yeskey is office manager of Goldman’s bakery. The TV show leads many to believe that Charm City Cakes isn’t a real, functioning bakery, Goldman said. Manthorne said, “People think things are staged when they aren’t.” The show is considered a “docusoap” — a documentary with a little drama thrown in, Manthorne said. TV is not the best representation of reality, however. “TV is crazy,” Goldman said. “And when you are on TV, people skew your image.” Goldman and Manthorne answered all questions during their visit — except for one. In a sit-down interview with The Lantern before the event, the two kept quiet about how much they charge for a cake. “We don’t talk about money too much,” Goldman said. Each cake order

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SATURDAY Jonsi 7 pm @ Newport Music Hall Selena Gomez 7 pm @ Celeste Center

Campus MovieFest, the world’s largest student film festival, will launch at the Ohio Union tonight. Aspiring filmmakers at Ohio State will get the chance to show their work to more than just friends and family. Participants will borrow an Apple laptop and a Panasonic HD camera for one week so they can produce a five-minute movie. The films will be judged by a panel of OSU students and staff. The top 16 films will play Nov. 15 in a Hollywoodesque setting in Independence Hall, fully equipped with a red carpet. They will also earn a chance to compete in the International Grand Finale with other schools. Several factors go into the critiques of the film,

but an important element is how the film represents the culture of its creator’s school. “If we had a panel of judges who weren’t necessarily familiar with Ohio State, then they might miss out on something that’s special to Ohio State’s culture,” said Vijay Makar, co-founder and vice president of Campus MovieFest. The most successful films will be the ones that tell a story. Although the films can be no longer than five minutes, producers and audience members are sometimes surprised at what can be accomplished in a short amount of time. Jack McClintock, a second-year in business administration, is producing a movie for the festival. He started his own production company, G&P Productions, then came to OSU to use resources it offers students who are passionate about film. “I was blown away by the opportunities the (festival) can provide, so I immediately jumped on board,” McClintock said.

The festival was createdten years ago by four students at Emory University. This year, more than 100,000 students have already participated in the festival. It is the third year the festival has visited OSU. “Everybody gets really excited when we get to come to Columbus because it’s close to their families, and they grew up in this area,” Makar said. “It just has that hometown camaraderie for us.” The festival travels to 60 campuses across the U.S. and Mexico where students have reached out to the organization. Real Buckeye Productions contacted festival organizers this year to prompt the visit. The Film and Video Society helped plan the event. Students can pick up equipment for their films from noon to 5 p.m. today in the President’s Room at the Union, and movies must be completed by 3 p.m. Tuesday.

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Cake-makers hired friends, not professionals, to start bakery a whole show about this.’ So they did, and because they did that, all of a sudden you started seeing all these people coming out of the woodwork, like, ‘Oh, I’ll make cakes,’ and they’ve got crazy tattoos. All of a sudden the face of the cake decorator would change. People were just a lot younger, a lot cooler, a lot hipper and a lot more adventurous, I think, in what they did. I think we definitely changed that. When you started your business, instead of hiring a bunch of cake decorators, you hired your friends who didn’t have a background in cake decorating. Why do you think that has worked so well for you? Goldman: Cake decorators will decorate cakes like cake decorators. There are plenty of people out there who can decorate a cake like a cake decorator. Geof and I started working together, and Geof was an architectural model-builder, so he decorated cakes like an architectural model-builder would — and you can see what he’s capable of. And so, I think it’s because we have all these different people, people like Sherri (Chambers), who are pure artists, or people like Anna (Ellison). These are the people who are artists — they didn’t decorate cakes, didn’t think about cakes. … And I think that’s probably why our cakes are so unique, and they use so many different techniques that you wouldn’t really find in a bakery just because we are coming at it from a completely different standpoint. I’m the only one that ever went to culinary school and I’m not really using — except for the baking part — not really using anything I learned in culinary school for what we do now. And plus, you know, it’s my friends — people that we like to hang out with, people that we do get along with — a lot of serious cake decorators are different. Geof, coming from a background that didn’t involve cakes, were you hesitant to commit yourself to working in the bakery at first? Manthorne: Yeah, I think I was ‘cause it was very small when we started. What really won me over was that it would be a way to eat my work, which I could not do prior to that. Goldman: Geof’s got a sweet tooth. Manthorne: I do like cake. Yes, it’s true.

What’s the most bizarre cake order you’ve received? Goldman: If you name it, chances are someone has asked us to make it. I always find the ones for baby showers where people actually want a cake in the shape of their baby, is always a weird one. ‘Cause it’s weird, babies and pets, people are like, ‘Oh, here’s my dog. Make my dog.’ And then, OK, you do have to cut the head off your dog and eat it, you know? And that’s kind of a weird thing to do … You’re just like, ‘Did you think about this before you actually asked for it? Or are you just going to take a knife right to the cake version of your baby’s head?’ Have you ever had to turn down an order because it was too out there? Goldman: Yeah, all the time. There are times when people ask for stuff, and it’s just like, ‘What are you really trying to accomplish with this?’ Yeah, there are definitely things. We’re a group of people that are very, very skilled at what we do, and I treasure the talent that we have in (the bakery), and I just don’t think that there are some things that we should waste it on. Sometimes an idea can be either just ridiculous or tasteless, or something that we’ll just be like, ‘That’s creative, but I think we’ll pass on that one.’ And it’s not that we’re snobby about it, it’s just something where, you know, we know what we like to do, and if it’s something we just don’t want to do, we’re not going to do it. But that’s pretty few and far between. People know that we don’t do the bachelor, bachelorette party cakes, we don’t do any of that stuff. Besides those, if somebody has a funny idea, we’ll usually do it ‘cause we want to see that. It’s like, ‘Let’s see what that looks like as a cake.’ There was one, the model — that medical thing. Manthorne: That goes down as one of my strangest cakes … Baltimore has a lot of conventions, and there was a convention of wound care doctors and whatever else — supporters, I guess — and they wanted a cake of one of their training models, which was a buttock. Goldman: Did you say buttock? It’s a butt. Manthorne: It was a rump. It was a rump covered in all the different kinds of lesions and sores that a human can have, especially when confined to bed for a long time. So it was a lot of ways of, ‘How do we make this yellow … goo on our cake?’ Goldman: When it was all done, it achieved the desired effect, I think. It was disgusting — they loved it. I can’t imagine being one of those doctors and eating a piece of that cake. That’s disgusting.

On charmcitycakes.com, your bakery’s website, you state that the bakery isn’t open for tours. How many people come to the bakery and try to get in? Goldman: Lots. Manthorne: Especially when the Yankees or the Red Sox are in town. There will just be swarms of people out there trying to get in. Goldman: Yeah, they just want to come in. And we’re polite, but we’re just like, ‘We’re filming a TV show and we’re running a bakery.’ It’s a lot funnier to actually sit inside the bakery. We’ve got blacked-out windows and just watch everybody try to see in. I mean, it’s just one of those things where we couldn’t get any work done if we let in the amount of people that come by the bakery to try to get in. In a normal work week, how many hours do you expect to work, and how many cakes do you work on? Goldman: We try to do 15 cakes a week, and as far as the hours go, it really doesn’t matter. I mean, if we can do those 15 cakes, I can make payroll and everyone can work four hours a day, and that’s cool. I don’t really care how long people are there, as long as the work is great. … And as long as the cakes are really good and we’re getting the work done, it really doesn’t matter. Some of the decorators don’t get there until 1 or 2 o’clock in the afternoon and stay until 1, 2 in the morning. What’s your next big event? Manthorne: We’re making a Duff Goldman-sized baby elephant — as in, like, height. Goldman: It’s like 5-foot. We’re making a life-sized baby elephant, putting it in a car and driving it to Arizona … We’ve been decorating cakes for a long time and we’ve learned how weird people really can be. You definitely sort of learn a lot about humans and their quirks. And we’ve dealt with so many different kinds of people, it’s crazy. But yep, baby elephant.

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OSU students get to sample Brutus-shaped cake requires “a minimum of $1,000,” according to their website, charmcitycakes.com. Goldman said the average cost of a cake is “anywhere between $1,200 to $1,500” during an interview with Welcome to Baltimore, Hon!, a website that features Baltimore citizens and events. But Goldman and Manthorne did discuss their life beyond the bakery and television show. Goldman said he manages to play regularly in a band called …soihadto…, which has opened for Zakk Wylde, among others. Manthorne is also into music and was invited to play onstage at the Grand Ole Opry with Jimmy Wayne. The Ohio Union Activities Board, which announced that about 1,500 students were in attendance at the West Ballroom, sponsored Goldman and Manthorne’s visit. Two thousand tickets were given out for the event, but it’s customary to outsell events, OUAB said. The seating arrangement was set for about 1,500 people, and students filled nearly every seat. Most in the audience were quick to express their excitement about the cake show stars. “I really like cake shows,” said Ashton Montgomery, a second-year in art and theater who attended the event. “I think it’s really fun how they can make them look so pretty.” But cake wasn’t all that attracted students to the event. “Well, I’ve been a fan of ‘Ace of Cakes’ forever,” said Alexandra King, a graduate student in medicine. “Not just for the cake, but for Duff and Geof’s personality.” Goldman and Manthorne brought enough sheet cake to feed the crowd, many of whom waited in line for a piece after the event. “It’s OK,” said Melissa Gusching, a graduate student in dentistry, while eating Goldman and Manthorne’s cake. She said the cake tasted like it had been cut too early before being handed out. But not everyone shared her view. “The cake is really good,” King said. Goldman would be proud. Positive reactions are what he aims for. “When you see how much people smile when you bring them the cake,” he said, “that’s what hooked me.”

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NEED FEMALE 23+ to share 3 bedroom Clintonville apartment with female senior. Rent $500 utilities, cable, internet, parking included. 614-506-6344

Furnished Efficiency/Studio 92 E.11th Ave. Very clean, neat, cozy. A/C, parking available, short term ok! $435/mo. (614)457-8409, (614)3612282.

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#AVAILABLE APARTMENT. Super convenient location, 1-2 bedroom apartments, 38 E. 17th Ave, just off of High Street, laundry, offstreet parking. Available Summer and/or Fall and onward. $350-$400.00/month. Call 296-6304, 2631193. 1368 NEIL Avenue, clean, quiet, safe. $360/month, utilities included, males only, graduate students preferred, free washer/dryer, 488-3061 Jack.

Furnished 2 Bedroom MODERN 2 bdrm ﬂat. Furnished, very beautiful area. Excellent shape. A/C, parking, and very beautiful furniture. $700/mo. 718-0790.

Furnished 3 Bedroom 2-ROOMMATES. Modern 3BR/1.5 bath on Maynard. Furnished, off-street parking, fenced yard, small pets. 937776-7798 3 BDRM condo with basement to share. Located near Easton/Polaris Mall and OSU. Partly furnished, $335+utilities, non-smoker, no pets, OSU Female preferred. (937) 6564399 or (937) 829-0936

Unfurnished Rentals 15 E. NORWICH Ave $590. per month. Large 2 bedroom townhouse for rent near Lane & High. Robbins Realty 4446871 OSU/GRANDVIEW KING Ave, 1&2 bdrm garden apts. AC, Gas heat and water, Laundry facilities, Off-street parking. 294-0083

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Help Wanted General

APPLICATION FEE Waived! 1900 N. 4th St. Studio and 1 bedroom apartment with full bath and kitchen, on site laundry, off street parking. $395/month. No Application Fee! Call Myers Real Estate 614-486-2933 or visit www.myersrealty.com

VILLAGE BRICK Townhouse in Merian Village on Stewart Ave. Near Schiller Park. Assigned parking. High efﬁciency furnace with central air. All appliances including washer and dryer. $595/mo. 614-451-0906

LARGE NORTH Campus apartment with ﬁnished basement. Twin single, 3 off-street parking spaces, 2 baths, DW, ceiling fan, W/D hook-up, AC, no pets. $1000/month. 55 W. Hudson. 614-582-1672

*HEATH/FITNESS* Expanding local company looking for front desk and/or personal trainer. PT/FT. Experience is great but not necessary. Contact 614-503-4874.

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*WEB DESIGN for Snowboard site. bender.115@osu.edu 614.738.1380

AVAILABLE NOW! 131 W 8th Ave, Large 4 bdrm apartment, SW campus area, close to medical bldgs, off-street parking, updated kitchen w/dishwasher, hardwood ﬂoors, new kit/bath ﬂooring, washer/dryer on premises, call for showing, D & L Properties, 614-638-4162. AVAILABLE NOW! 295 E 14th Ave, Affordable, spacious 4 bdrm, large living area, porch, off-street parking, washer/dryer, basement storage, A/C, blinds, dishwasher, call for showing now, D&L Properties 614-638-4162.

ATTENTION STUDENTS College Work-Schedule Flexible Around Classes, 14.25 base-appt, Scholarships Possible, Customer Sales/Service. No Experience Needed, Will Train. Conditions Apply, All Ages 17+ 614-485-9443 www.workforstudents.com ATTRACTIVE FEMALE, for nude modeling/photos/videos. No obligation! Audition, will train! Pay totally open! Pictures are a real plus! Busline, privacy assured, email or call; realpeoplenow@gmail.com (614)2686944

JUST STEPS to Campus! 106 E. 13th Avenue. $460/month. Newly remodeled large studio with full bath and kitchen, A/C, and laundry facility. Heat, water and high speed internet included! FIRST FULL MONTH OF RENT IS FREE!!!! Call Myers Real Estate 614-486-2933 or visit www.myersrealty.com

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1890 N. 4th St. Convenient to OSU and Downtown! Application Fee Waived! Large modern units are 910 sq. ft. Quiet building, off street parking, laundry facility, A/C, gas heat, dishwasher, on bus line. $595/month. No application fee! Call Myers Real Estate 614-486-2933 or visit www.myersrealty.com

1 BEDROOM efﬁciency at 1911 Indianola, Off-street parking, Central A/C, Washer/Dryer, Dishwasher, Large Kitchen, Great Location at 16th & Indianola, Beg. Sept. 2009, $450/Month including Utilities, Call 761-9035

2 BD, 1 BA, spacious, $565/mo., recently renovated, 5 min from campus, ﬁtness center, well maintained, 24 hr emergency maintenance, courtesy ofﬁcer, on-site laundry, no app fee, $200 deposit. 276-7118

125 W. Dodridge St. - Colony House Apts. 1 BR apt. Carpeted, A/C, appliances. Util. incl. Off-street parking. #7 COTA bus stop. On-site management and maintenance. Access to Olentangy path. $535/mo. $400 sec. dep. Call 614-263-5004.

2 BR, 1 BA Townhouse available November. 2 OS Parking Spots, Disposal, A/C. Sorry, no pets. 1 month Sec Dep of $650.00 Required. Located on Northwood b/t Summit and 4th. Call Stephanie 614-2073428.

344 E. 20th Unit B, 2 bedroom ﬂat, 1 bath, remodeled, central air, large kitchen, off street parking, NO dogs, $525.00. Call Pat 457-4039 or e-mail 172 CHITTENDEN Ave. Utili- pmyers1@columbus.rr.com ties Paid, off-street parking in Available FALL. back. $475-$495 per month. 379 WYANDOTTE, 300/perCall Roy 471-0944 Evenings. son, 2 BR ﬂat in nicely updated 467 ALDEN Ave $410/mo. 1 building. Free off-street parking bed/1bath, quiet, off street park- and washer/dryer. Fully insuing, close to CABS, great for lated w/ low utility payments. grad students! For more details Near busline. See website oscall (614) 270-4539. upremiereproperties.com. Tom APPLICATION FEE Waived! 614-440-6214. Available Now. 1900 N. 4th St. Studio and 1 39 W 10th Ave. 2bd townbedroom apartment with full house, A/C, ,W/D Hkup, Off bath and kitchen, on site laun- Street Parking. Commercial dry, off street parking. One 324-6717 www.c1realty.$395/month. No Application com Fee! Call Myers Real Estate 412 E. 20th Ave. Convenient 614-486-2933 or visit to OSU and Downtown! units www.myersrealty.com are 700 sq. ft. Off street parkNORTH OSU - Riverview Drive ing, A/C, gas heat. - Remodeled Unit - New Win- $495/month. Call Myers Real dows - New Gas Furnace - A/C Estate 614-486-2933 or visit - Hardwood Floors - Tile in www.myersrealty.com Kitchen & Bath - Completely Furnished in Living Room - HORSE FARM Apt. Free UtilitiKitchen - Bedroom - Walk-In ies. No pets. Can rent stalls. 28 Closet - Ideal For Graduate Stu- minutes to OSU. $700/mo. 614dent - Laundry On Site - Off 805-4448. Street Parking Free - Available Now - Call 5715109

1615 HIGHLAND Ave., Big 1bd, Gas Included! $500/mo. Commercial One 324-6717 www.c1realty.com

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ONE BEDROOM Flat near Kenny & Henderson on busline to OSU. Updated unit with all appliances. Assigned off street MEDARY Ave. parking. Pets OK with pet rent. 2553 Available now. $595/mo. 614- $750/month 3 bed/1 bath washed - dryer A/C,Off street 451-0906 parking. Close to CABS and VERY GOOD Location. 256 W. COTA bus lines Call for more Lane Ave. 1 bedroom, kitchen, details (614-270-4539) parking. $425/month. 614-2318260 39 W 10th Ave. 3bd townhouse, A/C, W/D Hkup, Off Street Parking. Commercial One 324-6717 www.c1realty.com

Furnished Efficiency/Studio

OHIO STATER STUDENT HOUSING 2060 N. High St (at Woodruff) NOW LEASING FOR JANUARY 2011 AND THE FALL 2011-2012 SCHOOL YEAR • • • • • • •

Newly furnished efficiencies Full sized beds with full size Refrigerators and Microwaves Remodeled kitchens All utilities included FREE high speed internet and FREE basic cable. Laundry and fitness center on-site CALL: 294-5381 Stop by: 2060 N. High St. WWW.OHIO-STATER.COM

Unfurnished Rentals

AVAILABLE NOW! 131 W 8th Ave, Large 3 bdrm apartment, SW campus area, close to medical bldgs, off-street parking, updated kitchen w/dishwasher, hardwood ﬂoors, new kit/bath ﬂooring, washer/dryer on premises, call for showing, D & L Properties, 614-638-4162. AVAILABLE NOW! 295 E 14th Ave, Affordable, spacious 3 bdrm, large living area, porch, off-street parking, washer/dryer, basement storage, A/C, blinds, dishwasher, call for showing now, D&L Properties 614-638-4162. HOUSE FOR Rent: OSU/University City Shopping Center area, great for OSU students! 3BR/1.5 BA, 1 car garage, washer/dryer hookup. Denise: 614-507-7626

Unfurnished Rentals

Unfurnished 5+ Bedroom 40 CHITTENDEN Ave. 5bd 2 Balconies, A/C, Commercial One 324-6717 www.c1realty.com

Rooms

BARTENDERS WANTED “Suite 143 Lounge” - Upscale Urban Lounge - happy hours: 4:30pm 9:00pm - weekend hours: 9pm 2:30am - EXPERIENCE is a plus - contact RICH: - 614-285-4539 - RICH@Suite143Lounge.com

##! BARTENDING Up To $300/ Day. No Experience Necessary. Training Provided. 800965-6520 ext 124. #1 PIANO, Voice and Guitar teachers needed to teach in students’ homes. Continuing education provided. Excellent pay. 614-847-1212. pianolessonsinyourhome.com $10/HOUR. YARD Work. Bexley Area. Flexible Hours. Must Like Dogs. Call 805-5672 (MALE ESCORT)Seeking cleancut, responsible escort for part time work. Must have a car. Call 1-614-448-0198 BOWLINGFORCASH.COM Survey Site - Fun way to make extra money! Completely FREE!

CALL CENTER Openings for p/t positions w/ flexible scheduling and wknd hours. Competitve pay, free parking, great advancement opportunity. Qualified applicants must have computer knowledge, professional demeanor, 45 wpm, and positive work history. Applicants may apply @ www.continentalmessage.com. DEPENDABLE SALES clerk needed for holiday season at established Clintonville retail shop. Customer service and communication skills required. Daytime hours needed with some flexibility. 15-25 hours/wk. On COTA busline. Call/text 614531-6617. EARN $1000-$3200 a month to drive our brand new cars with ads placed on them. www.AdCarDriver.com FEMALE STUDENTS needed to work on home video flexible schedule no experience needed pay $100/hr cash email to: joeselane@gmail.com ASAP FULL/PART-TIME kennel help needed. Weekends a MUST. apply at 4041 Attucks Dr Powell, Oh 43065 GROCERY STORE: Applications now being accepted for Full-time/Part-time employment. Produce Clerk, Cashier, Deli Clerk, Stock Clerk, and Service Counter. Mornings, afternoons, evenings. Starting pay $8.00/Hr. Enjoyable work atmosphere. Must be 18 years or over. Apply in person Huffman’s Market, 2140 Tremont Center, Upper Arlington (2 blocks north of Lane Ave and Tremont). 486-5336 HOUSE CLEANING. Looking for hardworking, detailed oriented individuals to work 20 hrs/week. $12/hr. Must have car. Daytime hours only. Please call (614)-527-1730 or email hhhclean@hotmail.com. IDEAL COLLEGE Job PT Flexible Day Hours (No Weekends) $10/hr + mileage www.MoreTimeforYou.com 614.760.0911 PART-TIME/FULL-TIME Collector, 5 Minutes from campus along #2 bus line. Part time afternoons & evenings. Call 614495-1407, Contact Helen STANLEY STEEMER National Customer Sales and Service Call Center. Now hiring in our Westerville location. Great Pay! Please contact acassidy@steemer.com to learn more about this exciting opportunity.

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0 UTILITIES, furnished rooms, ﬂexible lease periods, super convenient location, 38 E. 17th Ave. Laundry, off-street parking, $200-$400/month. 2966304, 263-1193. AVAILABLE NOW 14th Ave. Kitchen, laundry, parking, average $270/mo. Paid utilities, 296-8353 or 299-4521 ROOMS 4 Rent! OSU Area $500/mo. All Utilities Included. Commercial One 324-6717

Roommate Wanted 200 E. 15th Ave. 4 Bedroom Apartment, 1 1/2 bath, carpet. Rent $300-325/month. 614-7599952 or 614-935-7165 ROOMATE NEEDED starting in Jan. on corner of High/Lane behind shell gas station.Graduating in Dec, and need to sublease starting Jan.Apt is 2bedroom and in great shape.Located less than 1/4mile from campus and parking right next to apt.Parking pass thrown in for free!Call(330)-612-6026 for more info. SHARE AN apartment at 16th and Indianola. Off-street parking, Central A/C, Washer/Dryer, Dishwasher, Big Kitchen, Large Bedroom. Great Location, Beg. Oct. 2010, $500 / Month, Rent Includes Utilities, Call 761-9035. SHARING 2 B/R Apt., completely and beautifully furnished, CA, parking, New carpeting, $350/mo. plus half utilities. Call owner: 718-0790

Help Wanted General

Help Wanted General PART-TIME WORK AVAILABLE FOR WINTER Inn-Town Homes and Apartments is currently looking for part-time leasing positions for December-February. We are looking for students who are interested in Real Estate and/or Sales. Position offers great pay, flexible hours and fun work environment. Evenings and weekends a must. If you are looking to make some extra money for school, this is a great opportunity for you! If interested, please contact us at 614-2941684 or stop by our office at 2104 Tuller St. for more information. PART-TIME/RECEPTIONIST Local domestic/family law firm seeks a part-time receptionist from 3:00 p.m. to 5:00 p.m. daily. Additional hours may also be available. Great opportunity for entering into the legal field and a fast-paced office environment. For immediate consideration, email your resume to pmcveigh@friedmanmirman.com or fax to (614)221-7213.

RECENT GRAD and Don’t Have a Job Lined up Yet?

Inn-Town Homes is seeking a motivated, enthusiastic individual for a Full-time, temporary position as a Leasing Agent starting in Nov and ending in Feb 2011. A great opportunity to earn money while job searching, sending out resumes and setting up interviews for your career. The position offers a competitive starting pay, with opportunities for commissions. If interested in working in a fun, busy work environment please contact us at 614-2941684 or stop by our ofﬁce at 2104 Tuller St. for more information.

Help Wanted Child Care THE OSU Child Care Program is currently seeking reliable, outgoing students to work parttime. As a teaching aide, you will be working with our professional staff in an infant, toddler, preschool, or a kindergarten classroom. If interested, please attend an Employment Information Session. A variety of shifts are available including 7a-10a, 10a-1:30, 12:30p, 2:30-6. (a minimum of 9 hours p/w preferred) Must be current OSU student to apply. If you have this availability please contact Thea Sheppard at tsheppard@hr.osu.edu. Sessions will be held on: Tuesday, November 2nd 10a11:30a and 4p-5:30p; Wednesday, November 3rd 11a-12:30pm Friday, November 5th 10a-11:30a This session will be held at the Child Care Program located at 725 Ackerman Road. YMCA ST. Ann’s Educare. HIRING: Part time teachers, Minimum requirements: Experience a must! Full time teachers, Minimum Requirements: Experience, ECE courses, CDA or related ﬁeld. Contact: Patricia @ 614-898-8687 pmontgomery@ymcacolumbus.org

Help Wanted Medical/Dental

PART-TIME Research Database Work. Seeking bright, self-motivated students with basic computer skills to work on study database. Parttime with flexible hours (1015hrs). Send resume and cover letter to: Chris Shilling, Research Institute at Nationwide Childrens Hospital, 700 Fall 2010 Grads also Childrens Drive, Col, OH Fax: 614-722-3273, Email: chris.welcome to apply! shilling@nationwidechildrens.RETENTION SPECIALIST will org be answering incoming calls from members who are inquiring about their services, billing, benefits. The main focus is to retain members who may be calling to cancel their membership. Requirements – must have at least 6 mos. Call center experience. Be willing to BONJOUR OSU! work 11:30 – 8:00 or 1:30 – 10:00. This is a 6 week position La Chatelaine French Bakery and possible temp to hire. The & Bistro is looking for outfirst 3 weeks are paid training standing servers, prep cooks and the hours are 9 – 6. Pay is and line personnel. Our three $9/hr. If interested, please con- locations in Columbus are hirtact Linda Atkins at 614-987- ing servers with serving expe2732 rience, prep cooks with restaurant kitchen experience and line personnel with customer THE DOLLHOUSE of service/serving experience. Columbus has openings La Chatelaine is looking for dyfor bar staff and entertainnamic, outstanding students. ers. No experiance - no Please inquire at La Chateproblem. SMS or call 614laine Upper Arlington515-9298. 614.488.1911,La Chatelaine Worthington-614.848.6711 or VOCALIST OR DJ needed for La Chatelaine DublinColumbus gigs. Hear us at 614.763.7151 Please visit our website-www.lachatelainebakmyspace.com/beyondplutomusic and myspace.com/toojuicy- ery.com music. Call 614-937-4990 to Merci! be considered. CITY BARBEQUE Catering Looking for Catering Associates $9-$12 an hour plus gratuities Flexible hours lunches, dinners and weekends. Clean driving record and some lifting required. Apply on line @ citybbq.BABYSITTER NEEDED in the com Or email wmooney@ciWesterville area. Very flexible tybbq.com. Phone 614-538schedule 1-2 days a week. 1230 Must have excellent references and transportation. Call or GOT WHAT IT TAKES? email if interested 615-636- HOOTERS NOW ACCEPT5309 or suzcone@gmail.com. ING APPS! Hooters of ColumBABYSITTERS NEEDED. bus is now accepting applicaMust be caring, reliable, have tions for Hooters Girls and great references and own trans- Hooters Girls at the Door. So portation. Pick your schedule. if you are hard working with a Apply TheSitterConnection.com great attitude and looking for a chance CHILD CARE CENTER LO- to make great money, then apCATED IN WESTERVILLE ply in person at one of our 3 SEEKS HIGHLY MOTIVATED Columbus locations! FULL AND PART-TIME ASSISTANT TEACHERS TO WORK Hooters of East Main IN OUR STEP UP TO QUAL- 5901 E. Main St. ITY CENTER. PLEASE SEND (614) 755-9464 RESUME TO PAT phunley@brooksedgedaycare.com Hooters of Polaris OR CONTACT THE CENTER 8591 Sancus Blvd AT 614-890-9024. (614) 846-2367

Help Wanted Restaurant/ Food Service

Help Wanted Child Care

CHILDREN AND Adults with Disabilities in Need of Help. Care providers and ABA Therapists are wanted to work with children/young adults with disabilities in a family home setting or supported living setting. Extensive training is provided. This job is meaningful, allows you to learn intensively and can accommodate your class schedule. Those in all related fields, with ABA interest, or who have a heart for these missions please apply. Competitive wages and benefits. For more information, call L.I.F.E Inc. at (614) 475-5305 or visit us at www.LIFE-INC.net EOE COLLEGE NANNIES & Tutors is the country’s largest child care staffing agency providing Nannies and Tutors for families. We are currently looking for a fun, creative, and responsible Nanny to work part time, after school. Responsibilities include, but are not limited to: daily care and responsibility of the children, preparing healthy meals and snacks, actively engaging the children in fun and educational activities, transporting the children to and from school and/or activities, assisting with homework, getting dinner started for the family, and helping to keep the home clean and tidy. Apply online at www.collegenannies.com “join the team.”

LOOKING FOR dedicated ABA Therapist to work with 26 month old son with autism. Laid-back family, ﬂexible hours. Contact Tom 614-312-3432 tombaker1@aol.com.

PAID INTERNSHIP True PowerTM is a new performance band that improves strength and stability. True PowerTM enhances energy levels through a new technology. We are seeking highly motivated interns that are interested in the sales and marketing of a growing business. Are you an entrepreneur? Are you great at sales and marketing? Can you manage a team? Do you like to make a lot of money? Send resumes to internships@true-power.com or call Matt Campbell @ (781)8209047 for more info.

Help Wanted Interships LAB INTERNS/COMPUTER PROGRAMMER INTERNS/SALES rep positions available immediately for Fall, Winter, Spring quarters. Please visit our website at www.toxassociates.com for more information.

DANCE STUDIO DIRECTOR & TEACHERS NEEDED! APPLY TODAY! New dance program in Powell hiring program director and teachers. Info and app at www.tinyurl.com/dance065. Apply by Nov. 14.

ACADEMIC EDITING and formatting of course papers, theses and dissertations. Inexpensive and fast. Free estimates. SrEditor.com

CHRISTMAS GIFTWRAPPING services. We wrap all your presents. Pricing negotiable. Cash only. Clothing. Jewelry. Perfume. Toys. Dolls. Books. Games. Shoes. Cookware. Valentine’s Day. Wedding. Birthday. Executive. Graduation. Baby. Mother’s Day. Father’s Day. Anniversary. Get Well. Grandparents’ Day. Sweetest Day. 440-7416. FAMILY HISTORIES. We write from scratch. $50.00 per hour. Cash only. 440-7416. MILITARY HISTORIES. We write from scratch. $50.00 per hour. Cash only. 440-7416.

MOM’S SEWING. Buttons. Seams. Pockets. $2.00-$3.00-$5.00-up. Cash only. 440-7416.

Automotive Services

AUTO INSURANCE Canceled, rejected, accidents, tickets, DUI, SR22 Bond, no prior insurance? We can help. Great rates! Lyles Insurance 740-574-2618

MATH/SCIENCE TUTORS wanted to tutor High School stu- TOM & Jerry’s Auto Service. dents in their home. E-mail re- Brakes, exhaust, shocks, & towsume to tutoringclubz@aol.com. ing. 1701 Kenny Rd. 4888507. or visit: www.tomandjerrysauto.com MUSIC TEACHERS NEEDED FOR PIANO, GUITAR, VIOLIN, VOICE Apply today! Visit PrestigeMusicStudios.com and click Employment.

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For Sale Furniture/ Appliances

Help Wanted OSU

TWO CD set of over 2000 jpgimages of JUALT background art / screen-savers ~ $30, payable to Walter Brooks, PO I AM hiring OSU student to Box 226, Hopewell, VA 23860 work Saturday and Sunday ~ 804-541-0349 3pm to 11pm at $17.80 per hour for a disabled young man. Contact Jean Crum at 614-538-8728.

Help Wanted Sales/Marketing

*SNOWBOARD/SKI CLUB Snowtrails Season pass at $135; bender.115@osu.edu; 614.738.1380; rentals/lesson available

MUSIC INSTRUCTION: Classical guitar, other styles, Theory, Aural Training, Composition & Songwriting. Call Sound Endeavors @614/481-9191 www.ABA THERAPIST needed I am soundendeavors.com. in need of a private tutor for my 6 year old son with autism. All NEED HOUSE CLEANING? training is paid and I have day 25 Years Experience. Weekly and mid-evening shifts avail- or Bi-Monthly. We are Bonded able. This is a great resume and Insured. builder for grad school and fu- Contact Billie 876-8220 ture employment! No experience necessary, a background ONLINE LAB TESTING check will be done. Pay starts STD Tests - Blood Tests at $12/hr. Please contact me 100% Secure & Conﬁdential. via e-mail at calicejackson@g- www.discountlabtesting.com mail.com or by cell phone at 614-556-1693 for more information. Must have own transportation.

For Sale Miscellaneous

WORK-STUDY students interested in careers in psychology, medicine or related areas: we are looking for mature, motivated students who can commit to working for at least two quarters. Interact with research subjects in the Clinical Research Center, collecting data via questionnaires and physiological measures. Conduct various aspects of research protocols in studies with cancer survivors, as well as clinical trials with yoga and omega-3 (see www.stressandhealth.org for current study descriptions). Gain familiarity with psychology self-report measures in the areas of depressions, anxiety, social support and others. Answer and respond to phone calls. Send out study information to potential research subjects. Dictation, transcription and checking of oral interviews. Data entry, data checking, data coding. Perform literature searches. Please visit www.stressandhealth.org to complete the online application and read about current studies.

General Services

Help Wanted Tutors

BIG GARAGE SALE NEAR CAMPUS (SW of Kenny & HenHooters of Hilliard derson) 4261 Castleton Rd 5225 Nike Station Way (driveway in back) (614) 850-7078 SAT 11/6 9a-3p: SOFA, CHAIRS, FURNITURE, TVs, Check us out on Facebook COMPUTERS, STEREO COMand www.HootersRMD.com ! PONENTS, ELECTRONICS, LAMPS, MANY OTHER NOW HIRING experienced HOUSEHOLD ITEMS servers and hosts at Bravo Crosswoods. Day and weekend availability a must. Please apply in person at 7470 Vantage Dr. Columbus

NEW PARENTS seeking an OSU student/Grad student to be willing to care for 2 1/2 month old in the German Village area of Columbus 3 days week (T,W,TH), 8am-4pm starting January 2011. Need own transportation, all other accommodations will be provided. We are willing to split time with more than one student. An informal resume with child education and/or baby-care experience required, along with a minimum of 3 references, and an interview. If interested, please MARKETERS email at acareyfox79@yahoo.- CAMPUS NEEDED. Looking for outgocom. Thank you. ing, motivated students to help THE YMCA Hilltop Educare market job opportunities on Center is looking for partime campus. $10.00/hr. Flexible staff 7-11, 11-2, 2-6 or when hours. For more information ever available. YOU MUST be call: 888-839-3385 in school for Early Childhood and/or have a CDA. Please call SENIOR-LEVEL students from DeAnn at 614-752-8877 if you Asia-Pacific countries wanted to help launch new business. are interested. Call Gail at 614-888-7502. UPPER ARLINGTON family in ULTIMATE Part-Time need of M-F, 8:30-3:30 sitter THE for 2 young boys. Position to Job. $10-$15 per hour. Make start January 3, 2011 through great money. Build your refirst week of June (school cal- sume. Work with friends. Fun endar). Must have experience atmosphere. Larmco Windows and LOVE kids! Please con- & Siding, Inc. Please call to tact Meg @ gravesmeg@hot- find out more about this job opportunity 614-367-7113 mail.com

Wednesday November 3, 2010

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For Sale Pets

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Legal Services

AFFORDABLE IMMIGRATION Attorney - Akron, OH. Law Ofﬁces of Farhad Sethna. WorkFamily-Green Cards-Deportation.Big City Service, Small Town Fees. www.usimmigration.biz <http://www.usimmigration.biz> Toll Free - 1-877-7US-VISA (787-8472). STUDENT RATES. Free initial consultation. Attorney Andrew Cosslett. Alcohol/Drug, Trafﬁc/DUI, Landlord/Tenant, Immigration. 614-725-5352. andrewcosslett@cosslett.com.

Resumé Services

$150.00 RESUME. We write from scratch. Executive resume $250.00. Cash only. 440-7416. MILITARY RESUME. We write from scratch. Enlisted $150.00. Ofﬁcers $250.00. Cash Only. 440-7416.

Typing Services OVERNIGHT EMERGENCY!!! Last minute typing!!! Desperate procrastinators!!! Papers. $20.00 per page. Cash only. 440-7416.

TAPE DICTATION. Sony Microcassette. Speeches. Narrations. $35.00 per hour. Cash only. 440-7416.

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