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Ohio State President E. Gordon Gee will donate his nearly $300,000 bonus this year to a scholarship fund for OSU students and other university initiatives. He announced the donation yesterday afternoon immediately after the university’s Board of Trustees unanimously approved the bonus and a $16,042 raise for the president, which represents a 2 percent raise approved for all faculty and staff at OSU. “Members were consistently impressed with the president’s brilliant, inspiring, charismatic and visionary leadership,” said Alex Shumate, chair of the Committee of Trusteeship for the Board. Gee maintains his position as the highest-paid

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president of a public university in the United States. Last year, he received about $1.6 million, including about $800,000 in public money, according to a survey by The Chronicle of Higher Education. The bonus comes from privately donated money rather than public funding or tuition. Last year, Gee opted to donate his more than $200,000 E. Gordon Gee bonus and a raise of about $20,000 to a scholarship fund for students. This year, he donated his $296,786 bonus to a scholarship fund and other university initiatives. However, this year Gee did not forfeit his raise, said OSU spokeswoman Shelly Hoffman.

In presenting the evaluation, the board highlighted accomplishments such as improved retention and graduation rates, an increase in research funding, and new university offices in Shanghai, among other accolades. “It is clear, based on President Gee’s achievements against the university’s strategic objectives, that he merits a maximum bonus for exceeding target performance,” Shumate said. “Without a doubt, we would unanimously choose him again as our president.” Alex Swain, the undergraduate student on the Board of Trustees, echoed Shumate’s commentary. “In times of uncertainty, Dr. Gee’s leadership and experience have provided the university with needed certainty,” Swain said in a prepared statement. “He

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Glitter in the air Members of Ohio Staters, Inc. Krysten Bonacci, (left), a third-year in Spanish and sociology, and Andrea Jimenez, (right), a fourth-year in finance, decorate trees and bushes around Mirror L ake on Wednesday evening with lights for Ohio Staters Inc.’s annual ‘L ight Up the L ake’ event.

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Preacher Tom Short wears a plastic band on his wrist which reads, “Take it to their turf.” The man who brings his religious ministry to students at Ohio State said he lives by that rule and it drives him to step down from the pulpit and reach out to students in a personal way. “Jesus said to go to the people,” Short said, and since 1996 the preacher has made it his mission. Short, 53, visits more than 30 college and university campuses each year, including OSU. His nationwide tours keep him on the road during the week in fall and spring, and he often comes home only for the weekends, said Roz Short, Tom’s wife. His strategy is simple: meet college students on their terms. During his visits to OSU, he sits on the Oval surrounded by students. “People don’t have to come to my building, where I’m comfortable, to hear my message,” he said. “I’m at a place where they can feel safe and comfortable.” While behind enemy lines, Tom has to contend with students who view preachers on the Oval as hateful or crazy. “I would definitely say the vast majority (of preachers who visit the Oval) are like that,” said Samantha Snyder, an undecided second-year. Tom said the preachers he sees using inflammatory language to get attention motivated him to do it differently. “It’s counterproductive,” Tom said. “I would rather have a smaller audience — then have some really beneficial discussion and interaction going on — than a larger audience that I got just by insulting someone.” Tom invites students to tailor his message to their lives by asking him questions. “I think the atmosphere where people ask questions and where we discuss or interact is far

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Off-campus residents are decking the halls for the eighth straight year as part of Off-Campus Student Services’ annual “Light up the Night” holiday house-lighting contest. The contest is hosted by Community Ambassadors, representatives for off-campus streets who put on events such as the May Madness Cornhole Tournament and cookouts during Fall and Spring quarters. “This is by far the largest event we put on,” said Nick Dominique, co-director of the Community Ambassador Student Program, adding the contest draws more than 1,000 students each year. The event started in 2002 as a way to make the off-campus area feel more like home, Dominique said. “We thought, ‘What are things you do at home in

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Several members of Phi Gamma Delta fraternity stand in front of their house on 15th Avenue, which is decorated for ‘L ight up the Night,’ an annual contest put on by Off-Campus Student Services. FIJI has won the fraternity category of the contest for the past seven years. Michael Cox (far left), a third-year in history, organized the lights this year.

campus New program at OSU to help dogs shed pounds JEnnY FoglE Lantern reporter fogle.96@osu.edu Weight loss and rehabilitation programs are not only for people. The Ohio State Veterinary Rehabilitation and Sports Medicine Center has developed programs for dogs and other animals as well. The center is planning a new program, the healthy weight loss program, to target dogs that are overweight but otherwise healthy, said Jennifer Au, the center’s director. Equipment in the center includes an underwater treadmill, land treadmill and exercise balls that would be used during weight loss sessions. “It’s all over the news nowadays that people are overweight,” she said. “If you look at their pets, their pets are overweight, too.” The program would target dogs taken to OSU to receive vaccines or heartworm tests but that are also overweight and in need of exercise and proper diet, Au said. Some breeds are prone to obesity, such as

Labrador Retrievers and Golden Retrievers, but all dogs can gain weight if they eat too much or don’t get enough exercise, said Tracy Marsh, certified canine rehabilitation practitioner at the center. She said that, to tell if a dog is overweight, owners should feel along the dog’s side. If you have to push to feel its ribs, the dog is probably overweight. Veterinarians also use a body-scoring system to gauge if animals are at a healthy weight. The system rates dogs on a one-to-five scale, three being ideal, Marsh said. Au said dogs become overweight because they don’t get exercise, because their owners don’t measure how much food they get, and because owners give them table scraps or high-calorie dog treats. To prevent obesity in pets, Au suggested taking smaller walks more frequently, playing with a ball or Frisbee, giving healthful treats and monitoring how much pets eat. “Instead of feeding some of those big dog biscuits — they are almost the equivalent of us eating a candy bar — cut down on the size of the treats and switch over to healthy treats like fruits

and vegetables, air-popped popcorn, rather than table foods,” Au said. For many of the dogs that receive treatment at the center, obesity is a result of injuries or surgery that requires rehabilitation, Marsh said. “The majority of the patients that we see are animals that have come in for injuries or have had surgeries (at the OSU Medical Center), mostly orthopedics and neurology,” she said. Pets are referred to the center from veterinarians at the OSU Medical Center. Sandy, a 6-year-old Golden Retriever, started going to the rehab center in the spring after having surgery on a torn ACL ligament in her right hind leg, said Penny Ziegler, Sandy’s owner. Sandy was also overweight. “We didn’t really know and understand how overweight she was until she had this ACL tear,” Ziegler said. “We couldn’t have asked for a more supportive place to put her in and give her the help she needed.” Marsh worked with Sandy at the center on the underwater treadmill to build strength in her legs and lose weight. Marsh also put Sandy on a special diet and set up a home exercise plan for her, Ziegler said.

Now Sandy goes to the center once a week and has lost almost 30 pounds, Ziegler said. “When I say, ‘Sandy, we’re going to OSU,’ she comes flying out,” Ziegler said. “She loves going to OSU. She loves the attention. She really enjoys being with Tracy.” Ziegler said Sandy has more energy now than she did before her injury and plans to continue her pet’s visit to the center. Marsh said she loves seeing animals recover during rehabilitation. “I love doing this. There’s not a day I don’t want to come to work,” Marsh said. “The biggest thing is it is physical some days. It’s really hard on your body and it’s tiring but just the satisfaction I get from doing this is amazing.” The program began at OSU in 2008 as the Canine Rehabilitation Service but is now referred to as Veterinary Rehabilitation and Sports Medicine, to include other animals. Although a majority of patients in the program are dogs, there are a few cats and rabbits that receive treatment as well.

Employee health beneﬁts extended to same-sex partners chrIS BurKEtt Lantern reporter burkett.41@osu.edu The Columbus City Council extended city employee health benefits to same-sex partners and domestic couples last week, an expansion that has been discussed in the community for years. “There’s been a lot of discussion in the community about it, specifically within the last four or five years,” said Jack Miner, president of the Ohio State GLBT (gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender) Alumni Society. “The community is really excited about it.” The benefits will go into effect in February 2011, and couples must be living together and share finances to be eligible. The additional benefits will likely cost the city about $650,000 in 2011, according to a press release from last week. “We are not only doing the right thing by providing domestic partner benefits, we have better positioned the City of Columbus to compete for the most talented employees and have made the City a better place

to work,” said Councilmember Andrew J. Ginther, in the release. Miner said the approval gets the city up to speed with other businesses in the area. “So many businesses in Columbus — Chase, Ohio State, Nationwide — already had benefits in place,” Miner said. “It was very interesting because we ended up seeing a lot of people who weren’t gay and lesbian who had no intention of using the benefits, look favorably upon the benefits.” andrew J. ginther Many large cities already had those benefits in place, Miner said, but “the difference in Columbus is that it has a large gay and lesbian population.” Ena Brnjic, co-chair of OSU’s Human Rights Campaign and a thirdyear in psychology, said City Council’s health benefit extension is “a very important step to recognize the legitimacy of same-sex couples.” She said that “a lot more work needs to be done, but this is

definitely a high point. Hopefully, down the road, we’ll see Ohio pass same-sex marriage.” One member of the GLBT community said it is a good step, but he has concerns. “The problem with gay and lesbian relationships is that a lot of them are open relationships,” said Graig Cote, a lecturer for an AIDS awareness course at OSU. “As long as they’re committed to each other, I don’t see a problem.” Miner said he thinks Columbus is going in the right direction for those in the GLBT community but needs to continue to grow. “I think one of the next really big things for the city to think about if they are looking at the gay and lesbian community is looking at other investments for growth,” Miner said. “Cities like Philadelphia have put a lot of resources into turning the city into a tourist attraction for gays and lesbians. It’s an opportunity to put Columbus on the map as a gay and lesbian community.”

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Winners receive $100 to $1,500 in Best Buy gift cards your own neighborhood?’” said Sean McLaughlin, assistant director of Off-Campus Student Services. Registration for the contest began Nov. 8 and closed Tuesday. Dominique said 113 residences registered for the contest. Prizes will be awarded to the top three houses, greek houses and apartments. The three winners in each category will be awarded between $100 and $1,500 in Best Buy gift cards, depending on their category and placement. Coca-Cola is paying for the best house and apartment prizes, and the Interfraternity Council will buy the best greek house prizes. Phi Gamma Delta has won the Greek category every year since the contest began in 2002. Last year, its fraternity house featured a rose on its roof, symbolizing the Buckeyes’ shot at the 2010 Rose Bowl. This year, their display was themed after the fraternity’s annual philanthropy event, the Rivalry Run, where members of the group take

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more interesting than if I just have a monologue or lecture the whole time,” he said. “So I’m willing to take questions in any area.” Even while trying to separate himself from the image of a hateful Oval preacher, there are those who dislike what Tom does. “Turning people into Christians is typically not very beneficial, in our opinion, because religion tends to be irrational,” said Snyder, who is the chair of Students for Freethought, a student organization for atheists. Other students like Snyder often take advantage of Tom’s openformat sermons to discuss controversial issues. “Has science disproven God? There are objections about how we got the Bible. There are objections on whether Jesus Christ is the only way,” Tom said. “The biggest thing that comes up tends to be homosexuality.” But Tom said he always has a plan. When debate gets too heated, he tries to steer the conversation back to his three-point message. “God really does exist, the Bible is true and Jesus really is the savior of the world and the only way to heaven,” Tom said. “Ultimately, I’m an evangelist.” There are days, though, when his message gets lost in the fight. “Sometimes you feel like you’re a sheep amidst a pack of wolves, and all they did was eat you all day,” Tom said. “They did that with every (preacher) in the Bible. They did that throughout history and they do that with me too.” On those days, he is reinforced by the conviction he is arming students with lessons they will use throughout their lives. “I’m confident I have the truth and I really believe people need to hear the message of Christ,” he said. I give “them something valuable that I hope will change their whole life. I believe that I help them, and that I find tremendously satisfying.” Roz said she realizes her husband’s profession is out of the ordinary. “He is really motivated with a love for the students,” Roz said. “And it’s something that not very many people can do and not very many people want to do.” That satisfaction is something Roz does not see her husband walking away from soon. “Unless he has a physical limitation,” she said, “he would want to keep doing what he’s doing.”

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A church spokesman could not be reached Tuesday night. Sources said the man arrested is a veteran who suffered severe wounds when an improvised bomb exploded in Afghanistan. Hinshaw gave this account: Two sheriff’s detectives were among the law enforcement personnel helping to observe a protest by Westboro members Tuesday morning at Mulvane High School. “Everything seemed to be peaceful,” Hinshaw said. On the way back to the Sedgwick County Courthouse, one of the detectives saw a vehicle “persistently staying behind” a vehicle carrying the Westboro protesters. “It didn’t look right to him,” considering the controversy surrounding Westboro, Hinshaw said. Based on “reasonable suspicion,” the detective stopped the vehicle, Hinshaw said. The driver said he was helping to protect the Westboro group and was with the group, Hinshaw said. The detective let the driver go on. Later, when the detective contacted members of the Westboro group, they said the driver was not with them. They told the detective they were headed to City Hall to meet with Wichita police officials. Acting on the group’s information, the detective stopped the man’s vehicle a second time in downtown Wichita. The man showed an ID and told the detective he

was a reserve law enforcement officer in another county, Hinshaw said. At the courthouse, the detective checked records and found that the man was driving with a revoked license, and learned from officials in the man’s home county that the man was not a reserve officer. Based on that information, the detective and a couple other detectives went across the street to City Hall to see if the driver was there. “And sure enough, he was,” Hinshaw said. It was mid-morning. The detectives found the man in his vehicle, backed into a spot south of the City Hall parking garage, Hinshaw said. They arrested him and secured the vehicle. A law enforcement official in the man’s home town said he is considered a hero there because of his service and sacrifice in the war. “It’s shocking that this is even happening,” the official said of the arrest. The man “seemed just like a likable, good person … who loves and cares for his country and the laws of his country,” the official said.

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Just north of campus, Kafe Kerouac is hopping. People are lined up at a doorway inside the cafe waiting to get in. Inside, chairs face a raised platform and a lone microphone. The setup is the stage for poets at the Writer’s Block Open Mic Night, which is held at 8 p.m. every Wednesday. At the door, people are greeted by Vernell Bristow, who co-founded Writer’s Block, a group dedicated to promting Columbus poetry, 14 years ago. “It is my personal mission for people to feel comfortable and welcome and wanted when they come through the door,” said Bristow, who also co-hosts the online radio show “Speaking of Poetry.” After everyone settles into their seats, Scott Woods, co-founder of Writer’s Block, steps up to the microphone as host of the evening. “We treat it more like a show than we do an open mic,” Woods said in an interview. After working the crowd, he calls the first poet of the evening to the microphone: Beverly Wilkinson, who holds the nickname “Shake and Bake” at Writer’s Block. She reads a poem called “Like God,” which she wrote for her newborn nephew Michael. Wilkinson said she moved to Columbus two years ago from the state Delaware specifically for the Columbus poetry scene after she was a guest poet at Writer’s Block. She said in Delaware, there were people who read the same poems over and over again, but at Writer’s Block, she is continually pushed to try new things with her poetry. Another poet, Joe Suarez, a marketing representative for radio station Mix 106, drives the 100-mile round trip from Marion, Ohio, nearly every week to come to poetry night. He came to Writer’s Block two-and-a-half years ago after a friend invited him. “I’d never been to a poetry reading before,” he said. “I thought it’d be just old lady stuff but I was really impressed with the variety of poetry.” As soon as he finishes his poem, Joe Plunkett, a library associate at Ohio State Libraries, jumps on the stage to read a poem he has written for the occasion — a poem that has become Writer’s Block tradition, due to the frequency of the event it discusses. His poem, “Knocking You in the Bluetooth,” wishes owners of ringing cell phones all kinds of horrible things for not silencing their phones before the start of shows. On any given night at Writer’s Block open mic night, one to two dozen poets walk up to the stage to read original poetry. Crowd favorites receive cheers in addition to applause.

Katrina Kokolari, a second-year in world literature, reads one of her poems at the Writer’s block Open Mic night.

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Most women start planning their weddings years in advance. They search for the perfect dress, the best disc jockey and the most impressive reception hall. But none of that really matters unless you have some liposuction and breast augmentation before tying the knot, right? Well, that’s the message “Bridalplasty,” a reality show on E!, sends to viewers. The series, which premiered last Sunday, follows brides-to-be as they compete to win plastic surgery procedures. Yeah, it’s as ridiculous as it sounds.

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Danielle hartman hartman.271@osu.edu My roommate was flipping through the channels last Sunday night and landed on the show, and I couldn’t

believe what I was watching. Twelve girls were racing to complete a puzzle to win a syringe, which was the pass to an exclusive “injectables party.” If this is how the show starts, I can’t imagine where it will end. Of course, all the girls featured on the show rattled off a laundry list of procedures they believe they need to be the “perfect” brides. Although I’m guilty of watching the first episode out of intrigue and disbelief, it will be the first and last time I waste my time on the show. It’s easily the most repulsive and creepiest thing I’ve ever seen. Not only does the show send the message that a woman’s worth is based only on her physical appearance, but also that it’s her duty to

attain the highest level of beauty possible by any means. The featured brides-to-be are all capable of finding body imperfections that aren’t there — many of the women are in good physical shape, and only one contestant is over the age of 30. When average-looking viewers see that even these young and attractive women are capable of finding faults, how will they feel about their own bodies? It’s sad that these women have grown up in a world where so much importance is placed on their appearance, but it’s even more disgraceful that E! has taken advantage of their low self-esteem to air this show.

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Actors return to festival as directors JOhn hORn The Los Angeles Times MCT

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Actors Michael Rapaport and Vera Farmiga say they owe their acting careers to the Sundance Film Festival. In January, the nation’s most prominent movie gathering could establish them in a new light — as directors. Farmiga’s “Higher Ground,” a drama about a woman’s struggles with fundamentalist Christianity, and Rapaport’s “Beats, Rhymes and Life,” a documentary about the seminal hip-hop group A Tribe Called Quest, were among the select few independently financed movies selected for Sundance’s 2011 dramatic and documentary competitions. While there are a smattering of recognizable actors among the narrative films in the dramatic slate announced Wednesday, including Demi Moore, Liv Tyler and John C. Reilly, the lineup tilted heavily toward largely unknown filmmakers working with mostly unrecognizable performers. The documentary slate was equally focused on new directors, with the festival creating a new, non-competitive, documentary premiere section to accommodate and showcase better-known nonfiction storytellers. The selection of 16 dramas (culled from 1,102 submissions) and 16 documentaries (drawn from 841 films) reflected the ongoing effort by

festival director John Cooper to steer the Utah gathering back toward its original, far-from-Hollywood identity. “I felt audiences wanted us to stick with it,” says Cooper, now in his second year in the job. “Not that’s what the industry wanted us to do.” As in past years, there are four separate competitions: awards for the best American drama and documentary, running parallel to contests for top international drama (14 films were selected) and documentary (with 12 titles in the running). Cooper said the 2011 schedule would again forgo the once traditional, glitzy opening-night gala in Park City, Utah, and instead launch the festival’s competitions the minute Sundance starts on the evening of Jan. 20 (the 27th annual festival concludes 10 days later). Cooper and programming director Trevor Groth’s push for more manifestly independent films was clearly visible in their picks for the competition movies. The films not only focus on thorny subjects like religion, crime and sexual identity (“It’s America looking at itself,” Cooper says) but also are driven by single-minded directors who made their movies in difficult circumstances, often on comparatively tiny budgets. Farmiga says the 2004 Sundance premiere of “Down to the Bone,” in which she starred as a mother wrestling with drug addiction, “was where my career was born. I feel so nurtured by that festival.”

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New ‘Gran Turismo’ title is as realistic as racing gets ChRiStiAn PeRegRinA Lantern reporter peregrina.4@osu.edu Six years have passed since the last installment in the video game series known as “real driving simulator.” After several delays, the fifth installment in the series of “Gran Turismo” is finished and, for the first time in the franchise, is available for the PlayStation 3. With six years in development comes new features, but many parts have been recycled to sustain its authentic simulator feel. There are more than 1,000 cars to race, 26 locations and 71 tracks. Notable additions to the franchise are the licenses of the World Rally

Championship, NASCAR and Super GT racing franchises. Polyphony Digital Inc. has been known to create the almost photo-realistic renderings of cars in the game. The trend continues in this version, but there are a few noticeable blunders at the start. In the beginning of the game, the cars available are labeled as “standard.” The other option is the “premium” cars, which are accessible later by earning experience and increasing levels. Visually, the two differ in that the premium cars are better textured and clean while the standard cars look slightly jagged — similar to their PlayStation 2 counterparts. For some players, the perspective while racing is key. The interiors of standard cars do not have the cockpit option while premium cars do. But the pros

outweigh the cons for standard cars because they are still incredibly fun to drive. The handling of the cars is as realistic as it gets. Push the cars too hard and they will punish you, but it makes it all the more rewarding when you win a race. Pending skill, frustration is inevitable when racing. Ignoring screeching tires or the resistance of the force feedback wheel is enough to lose the race. The game’s “My Life” interface juggles the array of play options and online capability while remaining custom to the player’s persona. Navigating the menus can be clunky, and load times are long enough to cook a three-course meal between play. Gran Turismo 5 stands above the previous four titles. Rewarding, realistic and accessible describe it best.

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Scott Woods, a co-founder of Writer’s Block, works the stage as the emcee of the group’s open mic night.

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Movie stars see Sundance as career catalyst She was attached for three years to star in “Higher Ground,” loosely adapted from Carolyn Briggs’ memoir “This Dark World.” When the film’s original director left the project, Farmiga, nominated for the supporting actress Oscar for “Up in the Air,” decided to direct and star in it herself even though she had never directed before and was in the second trimester of her pregnancy. “It’s a portrait of a woman on her journey from childhood to adulthood in search of fulfillment. It’s a woman on a quest,” Farmiga says of “Higher Ground.” “The film illuminates the obstacles of doubt and faith. It’s not an easy subject matter but it’s something that a lot of people should be able to relate to. We strive to discover spiritual meaning in film, but there are not a lot of films about faith.” Like Farmiga, Rapaport believes Sundance was the catalyst for his calling. “The first time I ever saw myself in a movie was the premiere screening of ‘Zebrahead’ at Sundance in 1992,” the actor says. “So I’ve always had a real affection for the festival. It changed the course of my life and my career as an actor.”

“The first time I came here (four months ago), I didn’t actually read,” said Katrina Kokolari, a second-year in world literature. “I was amazed. I was expecting a lot of pretentious people — that’s the kind of the vibe that people would associate with a writing night. And it’s just really wonderful people that are excited to see people, especially young people, getting involved with reading and writing.” First-time poetry readers get a rousing introduction, complete with how the poet is “just coming off a world tour,” among other exaggerations that come to the host’s mind. Every third Wednesday of the month, in addition to the open mic, there is a poetry competition called a “poetry slam.” Poets compete with one another before five judges randomly selected from the audience. The original poems range from funny and whimsical to emotional and thought-provoking. After two rounds, three-minutes and two-minutes each, the contestant with the highest combined score wins the night’s competition. Some of the slam competitions are themed. Poets duked it out with their interpretation of lyrics by recording artist Prince in the “Prince lyric slam.” The “decathlon slam” includes up to 10 competition events — some are poetry-related, while others might involve food, Bristow said.

Rapaport, who returned to Park City on half a dozen occasions with subsequent films including 2006’s “Special” and 2009’s “Big Fan,” says he was inspired to make “Beats, Rhymes and Life” by hearing Sundance alumni such as Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez talk at the festival about their directorial determination. He shot his documentary, his debut as a director, over two years, paying for most of it out of his own pocket. “It’s been a true passion project; An independent film in the truest essence of what that means,” Rapaport says. “For me, it was a celebration of what the group did musically. It’s a very candid look at some of the most important and hugely influential musicians in hip-hop.” Among the dramatic competition films, Cooper says only one director is a Sundance feature veteran: Drake Doremus. His “Douchebag” premiered last January, and Doremus returns next year with “Like Crazy,” a largely autobiographical glimpse at a long-distance relationship. “I’m so grateful to go back two years in a row,” the writer-director said. Unlike “Douchebag,” Doremus says his new feature “is not as fun as the last one; It’s heavy, heavy drama.” He says the film is based on the eight years he spent in a Los AngelesLondon relationship. “This is the most personal movie I will ever make in my life.” Sundance will announce the titles in its dramatic and documentary premiere sections on Thursday.

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Woods, who has been president of the executive council for the nonprofit organization Poetry Slam Inc. for five years, introduced slam competitions to Writer’s Block in 1998. Every third Friday of the month, Joanna Schroeder hosts the Writer’s Block First Draft Poetry Night. Rachel Wiley, 28, in retail sales, started coming to Writer’s Block three-and-a-half years ago. She read her poetry for the first time at the First Draft two years ago. “It was an even playing field for everybody,” she said. Despite her theatrical background, Wiley likened reading her poetry to playing rugby with no protective padding. At this month’s First Draft, Schroeder got 67-year-old Rick Foreman to stand on the stage for the first time. Too shy to read his own poems, he stood next to Schroeder, who read his poem “I’m for the Underfish.” “It felt OK, but I’m still really uncomfortable,” said Foreman, an employee at Harmony Bell Co. Schroeder said she will eventually get Foreman to read his poetry at the microphone. “I think the really cool thing about Writer’s Block is that it’s like a revolution every week,” Schroeder said. “You’re guaranteed three minutes of time where a room full of people are listening to what you have to say. And in this world, I think that’s a really important and increasingly rare sort of thing.”

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E! network makes matrimony seem fake But “Bridalplasty” doesn’t just do a good job at humiliating women, it also undercuts the whole tradition of marriage. The show’s website features a bride holding a disturbing bouquet of syringes. Forget marrying for love, “Bridalplasty” suggests the aisle way is reserved for only those who are made of and injected with plastic — it’s the only way you can have a dream wedding, after all. Many believe that same-sex

marriage will lessen the sanctity of unity, but what message is this show sending about the tradition? There is still hope for Americans, as only 900,000 tuned in for the first episode. I think many will be put-off after watching about two seconds of the show, and it will hopefully be pulled off air after one season. Many bizarre reality shows stick around for laughs, but this is even too sad for that.

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thelantern www.thelantern.com upcoming THURSDAY Men’s & Women’s swimming: USA Nationals All Day @ Columbus, Ohio Men’s & Women’s swimming: Miami Invitational TBA @ Oxford, Ohio Women’s basketball v. Virginia 7pm @ Columbus, Ohio

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Pour some sugar on OSU: BCS experts see Buckeyes in ‘Big Easy’ for bowl game cHris biderMan Lantern reporter biderman.1@osu.edu With its regular season finale win over Michigan, No. 6 Ohio State is “about as much of a lock as you can get” to play in the BCS Allstate Sugar Bowl, according to an expert. All that’s left to determine is its opponent. No. 5 Wisconsin will likely earn a berth to the Rose Bowl by way of the Big Ten’s tiebreaker rule. Wisconsin (11-1), OSU (11-1) and No. 8 Michigan State (11-1) finished the regular season tied atop the Big Ten standings. Wisconsin will likely get the nod because it is ranked highest in the BCS among the three teams. Michigan State would find itself on the outside looking in on the BCS. The Buckeyes’ opponent will likely be a team from the SEC and will be decided this weekend based on what happens in the SEC Championship game between No. 1 Auburn and No. 19 South Carolina, said Jerry Palm, BCS expert for CBS Sports. Palm said if undefeated Auburn wins, then OSU would likely play No. 7 Arkansas in the Sugar Bowl. Arkansas

(10-2) earned that consideration by beating then-No. 5 LSU Saturday, 31-23. If South Carolina upsets the nation’s top team, it would win the SEC and earn an automatic bid to the Sugar Bowl. If Auburn loses, it would slide to the Orange Bowl, Palm said. “I like Auburn” in the SEC title game, Palm said. “There’s no reason not to. They have the best player in the country who touches the ball every single play.” The player Palm referred to is Cameron Newton, the Tigers quarterback and favorite to land the Heisman Trophy. Newton was declared eligible to play by the NCAA on Wednesday after an investigation concluded that Newton did not know his father tried to auction the quarterback to whichever school would provide cash on top of a scholarship. Both possible opponents to the Bucks would provide interesting sub-plots to the game at the Louisiana Superdome. Ryan Mallett, a former transfer from Michigan, has thrown 30 touchdown passes and compiled a 170.53 quarterback rating for the Razorbacks. A win for South Carolina on Saturday would mean an intriguing coaching matchup between Jim Tressel and Steve Spurrier. The “Old Ball Coach” and “The Senator” are

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Oregon

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TCU

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Stanford

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Wisconsin

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Ohio State

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Arkansas

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Michigan St.

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Oklahoma

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LSU

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Boise State

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Missouri

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Wrestling v. Cliff Keen Las Vegas Collegiate Wrestling Invite All Day @ Las Vegas, Nev. Men’s Hockey v. Michigan 7:35pm @ Columbus, Ohio

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How long can OSU remain undefeated?

SUNDAY Women’s basketball v. Oklahoma 6pm @ Columbus, Ohio

history Football bowl championship series Bowl Game 2010 Rose Bowl 2009 Fiesta Bowl 2008 BCS NCG 2007 BCS NCG 2006 Fiesta Bowl 2004 Alamo Bowl 2004 Fiesta Bowl 2003 Fiesta Bowl

Opponent Result Oregon W 26-17 Texas L 24-21 LSU L 38-24 Florida L 41-14 Notre Dame W 34-20 Oklahoma State W 33-7 Kansas State W 35-28 Miami (FL) W 31-24

statistics Points per game David Lighty Jared Sullinger Deshaun Thomas Jon Diebler William Buford

They haven’t played flawless basketball, but it could be a while before the Buckeyes, off to a 6-0 start and facing a light non-conference schedule, suffer their first defeat bLaKe WiLLiaMs Senior Lantern reporter williams.3012@osu.edu After beating Florida State on Tuesday 58-44, the No. 2 Ohio State men’s basketball team finds itself 6-0. Beating the Seminoles gave the Buckeyes a second impressive victory in Florida. OSU pummeled the then-No. 9 Florida Gators in Gainesville, 93-75, on Nov.16. With four returning starters from last season’s run to the Sweet 16 and one of the most highly touted freshman classes in the country, the Buckeyes will expect to keep winning. But how long can it last? Despite its unblemished record, the team’s play is not without flaws, the most significant being inconsistent rebounding. And that’s with two starting post players, senior Dallas Lauderdale and freshman Jared Sullinger, who are 6-foot-8 and 6-foot-9, respectively. OSU is a dismal 93rd in the country with 38.7

rebounds per game. OSU managed only 17 boards against the Gators, the only ranked opponent the team has played. “We’re not going after the ball like we should, and a lot of that is my fault,” Sullinger said after the Buckeyes beat Miami (Ohio) on Friday. The role of another freshman, point guard Aaron Craft, will also have a substantial effect on the season. Craft, though not a starter on the depth chart, is fifth on the team in minutes. His ability to handle pressure will go far in determining how long the Buckeyes can keep a zero in the loss column. “I’ve been extremely pleased with what Aaron had brought to the table,” coach Thad Matta said after Friday’s win. “He’s actually surprised me, just his understanding, his savvy.” With a freshman at point, expect teams to try to disrupt OSU with a zone press defense. That method proved effective for FSU and gave OSU problems against Morehead State on Nov. 23.

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12/12 Western Carolina

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12/15 Florida Gulf Coast 2 – 3 12/18 South Carolina

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12/21 UNC-Asheville

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12/23 Oakland (Mich.)

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rebounds per game Jared Sullinger Dallas Lauderdale Deshaun Thomas David Lighty William Buford

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ohio state’ s Jon diebler dribbles the ball during the buckeyes’ 66-45 victor y over Miami (ohio) last Friday.

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ben aXeLrod Lantern reporter axelrod.17@osu.edu Having weathered a three-game suspension to its star point guard, Samantha Prahalis, the No. 6 Ohio State women’s basketball team (5-0) enters the heart of its non-conference schedule undefeated and expecting the best shot from each opponent. “We have to have an understanding that we are targeted by our opponents,” OSU coach Jim Foster said. “We are a big game on a lot of people’s schedules. Teams are going to come out and play us hard every night.” The Buckeyes will face Virginia (4-3) tonight in the ACC/Big Ten Challenge. Each of Virginia’s three losses this season have come against nationally ranked opponents. Last season, OSU suffered its first loss of the season in the challenge, when it fell to Duke, 83-67.

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Guard samantha Prahalis plays defense against east t ennessee state on no v. 22.

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Wisconsin likely headed to the Rose Bowl on the opposite ends of the personality spectrum and would add plenty of colorful contrast to the Jan. 4 game. Also at stake would be the criticism Tressel and the Buckeyes can’t beat SEC teams in bowl games. OSU has not beaten a team from the SEC in a bowl game since the inception of the BCS in 1998. Most notably, the Buckeyes lost consecutive national championship games in 2007 and 2008 to Florida and LSU, respectively. According to ESPN.com’s projections, Wisconsin will likely take on No. 3 TCU in the Rose Bowl, barring an upset of Auburn or No. 2 Oregon. The Rose Bowl is required to take the champion of the Pac-10 unless that team is selected to the BCS Championship Game. Oregon could lose its likely spot in the National Championship only if it loses Saturday to rival Oregon State on the road.

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has gone undefeated since 1976 “We were pathetic tonight at drawing something up in a timeout, going out, and then guys couldn’t see it through,” Matta said after the game against Morehead. “Those are the things you’ve got to get better at.” That type of play has led to 13 turnovers per game, compared to 11 per game last season. “That’s really unacceptable for us to turn it over and to keep making the same turnovers over and over again,” senior Jon Diebler said after the Miami game. Quality teams take advantage of teams that are sloppy with the ball. The Buckeyes, however, play far from a quality schedule. Before entering Big Ten Conference play Dec. 31, the Buckeyes will face one team now above .500 — 5-1 South Carolina — whom OSU will play in Columbus. The team plays Indiana and Iowa on the road to start league play. Those teams finished ninth and 10th in the conference last season, respectively. OSU could be 14-0 when the No. 15 Minnesota Golden Gophers come to Columbus on Jan. 9. The Bucks’ next challenge will be on the road against No. 20 Illinois, which they follow with a home contest against No. 18 Purdue on Jan. 25. If they come through those contests with a clean slate, the Buckeyes would be 21-0. The last team to play a perfect season was the 1976 Indiana Hoosiers, with a 32-0 record. The Buckeyes will likely not match that feat, but the zero in the loss column might hang around for a while.

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Jantel Lavender seven rebounds short of tying school record “We have to really play hard and win this challenge because in past years when we’ve had it, I don’t think we’ve came out successful,” OSU center Jantel Lavender said. “It’s a challenge for us.” OSU guard Tayler Hill said she knows teams are looking forward to their opportunity to knock off the Buckeyes. “There really aren’t many bad teams at this time of the year. Everyone comes to play and to compete. We have a big target on our back,” Hill said. “I think everyone wants a piece of us.” On Sunday, the Buckeyes will return to the Schottenstein Center to host No. 11 Oklahoma (6-0). OSU forward Sarah Schulze said she prefers playing a tough non-conference schedule. “It’s really exciting to play good teams,” Schulze said. “But it comes down to being ready for them, and coach Foster always has us ready.” Foster said there are plenty of advantages to playing quality opponents. “We play some solid teams that are going to win a lot of games, and hopefully at the end of the year, it really benefits our” Ratings Percentage Index, Foster said. RPI is used to rank teams based on their wins and losses and the strength of their schedules. It is often taken into consideration when the NCAA Tournament selection committee determines a team’s seeding. Tonight’s game will be the Buckeyes’ lone regular season game at St. John Arena. Lavender said she’s excited to play in a different atmosphere. “St. John is fun, it’s compact,” Lavender said. “It seems like there’s a lot more people at the game. It’s cool to play there.” Lavender is seven rebounds short of tying Tracey Hall’s career school record of 1,115. “If you win a lot of games, you got to have good players, and if you have good players, records are going to fall,” Foster said. “Jantel is setting a standard that is going to be tough to beat.”

Check thelantern.com for coverage following Ohio State’s game against Virginia.

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Ohio State’s Anna Szerszen swings at the ball during a Nov. 20 match against Northwestern.

Buckeyes stay close to home for first-round NCAA Tournament match brian bassett Lantern reporter bassett.48@osu.edu The Ohio State women’s volleyball team will see postseason action for the second straight year after receiving an at-large bid to the 2010 NCAA Tournament. The Buckeyes will face Atlantic Sun Conference champion Lipscomb (24-6) at 6 p.m. Friday at the Thomas J. Frericks Center at the University of Dayton. “They’re a very good all-around team,” OSU coach Geoff Carlston said. “They run things very fast, they’re efficient and they don’t make a ton of mistakes.” Lipscomb is a change of pace from the big, powerful teams the Buckeyes face in the Big Ten. “They’re a little bit different from the teams we’ve seen because of their speed and how they run their offense,” Carlston

said. “They have six or seven just all-around great volleyball players.” The Buckeyes are going to have to tweak their game plan for a new type of opponent, junior middle blocker Kelli Barhorst said. “We’re really going to utilize their left side because they are a shorter, scrappier team,” she said. “We’re going to use our power against them.” The Buckeyes are glad to see the Big Ten gauntlet end but realize that their schedule has prepared them for tournament play, senior outside hitter Katie Dull said. “Every week in the Big Ten, every game it was like, ‘OK, this is the most important match of the season,’” she said. With a record of 22-11 and a sixth-place finish in the Big Ten, making the tournament wasn’t a sure thing for the Buckeyes. Carlston said the selection show was a nerve-racking

experience for the team, watching all the schools get picked in front of them before they finally got selected to the last bracket. “It was a very nervous moment for us,” Barhorst said. Carlston said the goal heading into Friday’s match is getting the team healthy. “We’re trying to get everyone healthy this week so we are ready to go at full strength Friday,” Carlston said. The Buckeyes hope that, with the match being close to home, there will be a swarm of scarlet and gray in the stands. “We’ve got the band going, we’ve got a bus or two going, we’ve got Block ‘O,’” Carlston said. “You never know who is going to make the road trip.” If the Buckeyes win Friday, they will advance to play the winner between Horizon League champion Butler (21-9) and Atlantic 10 champion Dayton (27-3) at 5:30 p.m. Saturday.

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Across 1 Thread bearer 6 Classic name in shoes 10 Dressed 14 Aquarium concern 15 Fabled craft 16 Old 17 “So I hear your job as exercise class instructor is __” 19 Word with belly or blast 20 “Forget it, comrade!” 21 Ancient Andean 22 Davenport shopper, probably 23 Artist Magritte 25 Branch honcho: Abbr. 26 Pops (out) 29 “So I hear your job as a burlesque dancer is __” 35 Choice 37 Big, outmoded piece of equipment 38 Paris pronoun 39 Accountant, at times 41 Airport safety org. 42 Carousing 44 Shiny fabric 46 “So I hear your trash removal business is __” 48 Revenge seekers in a 1984 film

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Horoscopes by Nancy Black and Stephanie Clements, ©2010 Tribune Media Services Inc. TODAY’S BIRTHDAY Romance on the home front requires some adjustments. This year you find yourself creating new and exciting ways to express your feelings, possibly through writing. Healing occurs as you reveal your intuitive understanding to help others mend. To get the advantage, check the day’s rating: 10 is the easiest day, 0 the most challenging. ARIES March 21 – April 19 Today is an 8 -- As romance increases, you discover that changes are possible with very little strain. Everyone is on the same page and looking forward to the possibilities. TAURUS April 20 – May 20 Today is an 8 -- Adapting plans to suit the desires of group members requires listening to their feelings and consulting a partner. Allow change for greater results. GEMINI May 21 – June 21 Today is a 7 -- Public speeches raise questions about how to proceed at work. Huddle early to assess possibilities and choose the direction. Act with passion. CANCER June 22 – July 22 Today is a 7 -- Enthusiasm matters at work. You sense a powerful emotional undercurrent. Some anxiety could prevail, but can be resolved with practical tactics. LEO July 23 – Aug. 22 Today is a 6 -- You desire imaginative, idealistic projects. By enlisting the help of an associate, you make greater progress than you would alone. Their enthusiasm moves it forward.

VIRGO Aug. 23 – Sept. 22 Today is a 6 -- An outsider poses a problem concerning their feelings. Ask questions that get to the heart, rather than dwelling on surface issues. Then try several options. LIBRA Sept. 23–Oct. 22 Today is an 8 -- Someone at work has emotional drama. Instead of pushing them away, draw them in and encourage them to tell the story. This moves things forward. SCORPIO Oct. 23 – Nov. 21 Today is an 8 -- Take every opportunity to listen carefully to someone special. Then research details to find the perfect gift, based on what they say. Spend wisely. SAGITTARIUS Nov. 22 – Dec. 21 Today is a 9 -- You’re on fire and creative, but the words don’t always come to express it. Don’t worry about that. Just dive into the project with gusto. Talk about it later. CAPRICORN Dec. 22 – Jan. 19 Today is an 8 -- Although you’ve focused energies on your own interests, you’re thinking of others at the same time. In the process you discover multiple ethical alternatives. AQUARIUS Jan. 20 – Feb. 18 Today is an 8 -- Imagine independence and it’s yours. You have the chance today to move into a stronger social position, as you express compassion both at work and at play. PISCES Feb. 19 – March 20 Today is a 6 -- You get lucky today when you ask the perfect question. Others leap at the chance to provide the answer. Team enthusiasm generates the best ideas! Now they own it.

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1 BeDroom APARTMENT, PRIME LOCATION AT 16TH & INDIANOLA, DISHWASHER, BIG BEDROOM, FREE WASHER/DRYER, OFFSTREET PARKING, BEG. FALL 2011, CALL 761-9035 2 BeDroom APARTMENT, PRIME LOCATION ON E. FRAMBES, 1/2 BLOCK FROM HIGH, BIG BEDROOMS, FREE WASHER/DRYER, DISHWASHER, OFFSTREET PARKING, CENTRAL AIR, BEG. FALL 2011. CALL 7619035 3 & 4 BEDROOM APARTMENTS, EXCELLENT LOCATION ON E. FRAMBES, 1/2 BLOCK FROM HIGH, BIG BEDROOMS, CENTRAL AIR CONDITIONING, FREE WASHER/DRYER, OFFSTREET PARKING, DISHWASHER, BEG. FALL 2011, SIGN UP EARLY BEFORE THEY ARE GONE, CALL 761-9035 4 BeDroom APARTMENTS, PRIME LOCATIONS ON E. 17TH AND FRAMBES, 1/2 BLOCK FROM HIGH, BIG BEDROOMS, FREE WASHER/DRYER, DISHWASHER. OFFSTREET PARKING, AIR CONDITIONING, BEG. FALL 2011. CALL 761-9035 5 BeDroom APARTMENTS, PRIME LOCATION AT 16TH AND INDIANOLA, BIG BEDROOMS, TWO BATHROOMS, FREE WASHER/DRYER, LOTS OF OFFSTREET PARKING, DISHWASHER, A/C, LOW UTILITIES, BEG. FALL 2011, CALL 761-9035

Furnished Efficiency/Studio 92 e.11th Ave. Very clean, neat, cozy. A/C, parking available, short term ok! $499/mo. (614)457-8409, (614)3612282.

Furnished 1 Bedroom #availaBle apartment. Super convenient location, 1-2 bedroom apartments, 38 E. 17th Ave, just off of High Street, laundry, offstreet parking. Available Summer and/or Fall and onward. $350-$400.00/month. Call 296-6304, 2631193.

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3 BDrm condo with basement to share. Located near Easton/Polaris Mall and OSU. Partly furnished, $335+utilities, non-smoker, no pets, OSU Female preferred. (937) 6564399 or (937) 829-0936

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1 BeDroom APARTMENT, PRIME LOCATION AT 16TH & INDIANOLA, DISHWASHER, BIG BEDROOM, FREE WASHER/DRYER, OFFSTREET PARKING, BEG. FALL 2011, CALL 761-9035 15 e. NORWICH Ave $590. per month. Large 2 bedroom townhouse for rent near Lane & High. Robbins Realty 4446871

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new liSting. 21 E. Oakland Ave. Second House East of High St.. 3-5 Bedroom House. 2 Full Baths. A/C, New Kitchen, W/D, Front Porch, Enclosed Back Yard with BuiltIn Grill. Available Now Through Summer Quarter. Available 2011/2012 3 BDrm Apt. 168 Chittenden Also available now. Gas, Electric & School Year. No Pets. Water included in Rent!! Off Call Harvey 571-0704 street parking. Pets Negotiable. $1290/mo. New capet through- north oSu Riverview Dr. out. Sunrise Properties, Inc. Hardwood Floors. Gas Heat. 846-5577 A/C. H20 pd. O.F.S Parking. 4 BeDroom APARTMENTS, Laundry on site. Walk in PRIME LOCATIONS ON E. Closet. New Windows. Avail17TH AND FRAMBES, 1/2 able now. Ideal for Grad StuBLOCK FROM HIGH, BIG dents. Call 571-5109. BEDROOMS, FREE WASHoSu availaBle now ER/DRYER, DISHWASHER. OFFSTREET PARKING, AIR 750 CONDITIONING, BEG. FALL riverview Dr. 2011. CALL 761-9035 SPECIAL $100 DEPOSIT 5 BeDroom APARTMENTS, 1 & 2 B.R. apts. stove, refrig., Gas heat, laundry PRIME LOCATION AT 16TH AND INDIANOLA, BIG BED- Carpet and air cond. available NO PETS PLEASE ROOMS, TWO BATHROOMS, 268-7232 FREE WASHER/DRYER, From $340 LOTS OF OFFSTREET PARKING, DISHWASHER, A/C, oSu/granDview king Ave, LOW UTILITIES, BEG. FALL 1&2 bdrm garden apts. AC, 2011, CALL 761-9035 Gas heat and water, Laundry facilities, Off-street parking. Fall 2011 225 E. 16th. 6/7 294-0083 bedrooms, 2 baths, 2 kitchens, laundry hookup, no pets. 4788249

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home For Rent. $425/mo. 590B Riverview Dr. 2Bedroom TownHouse $490/mo. 1556 Oakland Park Ave. Call 421-7293 101 e. 14TH AVENUE- Studios available for December 15th thru August. $475 month w/heat, water & gas included. Centrally located- just minutes from campus, gateway, busline and parking. A/C, on-site laundry and PETS ARE WELCOME! Mokas Management, family owned & operated since STUDENT HOUSING 1994. Call Nikki @ 614-3743468.

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150 e. 13th, available Winter Quarter, Large modern studio apartments just steps from campus. Secure building, new appliances, A/C, laundry room, full kitchen & bath, Gas paid. $430, www.TheSloopyGroup.com (614) 284-2038, Craig

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JuSt StepS to Campus! 106 E. 13th Avenue. $460/month. Newly remodeled large studio with full bath and kitchen, A/C, and laundry facility. Heat, water and high speed internet included! FIRST FULL MONTH OF RENT IS FREE!!!! Call Myers Real Estate 614-486-2933 or visit www.myersrealty.com

1421 Summit St. Available now, convenient to OSU and bus line. Spacious 2 and 3 bedroom duplex, renovated. w/d hook up, appliances, blinds included. 650-750/ month, plus deposit. Contact Melina 740404-3558 1890 n. 4th St. Convenient to OSU and Downtown! Application Fee Waived! Large modern units are 910 sq. ft. Quiet building, off street parking, laundry facility, A/C, gas heat, dishwasher, on bus line. $595/month. No application fee! Call Myers Real Estate 614-486-2933 or visit www.myersrealty.com 2 BD, 1 BA, spacious, $565/mo., recently renovated, 5 min from campus, fitness center, well maintained, 24 hr emergency maintenance, courtesy officer, on-site laundry, no app fee, $200 deposit. 276-7118 2 BDrm Apartment @ 181 W. Norwich Ave. Great Location, C/Air, Free OSP (Carport) $870/Mo. Call 961-0056. www.cooper-properties.com 2 BDrm Apartment 55 E. Norwich Ave. Spacious & Very Nice, C/Air, W/D, OSP, NO Pets $890/Mo. Call 961-0056. www.cooper-properties.com 2 BDrm Apartments 95 & 125 E. Norwich Ave. Great Locations, Lg. Bdrms, C/Air, OSP, NO Pets $830/Mo. Call 9610056. www.cooper-properties.com 2 BDrm Townhouse 100 Frambes Ave. Spacious Unit, DW, W/D, A/C, Free OSP $990-$1020/Mo. Call 9610056. www.cooper-properties.com 2 BDrm Townhouse 185 W. Norwich Ave. Spacious Unit, C/Air, Free OSP (Carport) $990/Mo. Call 961-0056. www.cooper-properties.com 2 BDrm Townhouse 191 W. Norwich Ave. Spacious Unit, DW, C/Air, Free OSP (Carport) $990/Mo. Call 961-0056. www.cooper-properties.com 2 BDrm Townhouses, 161 E. Norwich Ave. Great Location, HW Floors, W/D, OSP, NO Pets. $950/Mo. Call 961-0056. www.cooper-properties.com 344 e. 20th Unit B, 2 bedroom flat, 1 bath, remodeled, central air, large kitchen, off street parking, NO dogs, $525.00. Call Pat 457-4039 or e-mail pmyers1@columbus.rr.com Available FALL. 379 wyanDotte, 300/person, 2 BR flat in nicely updated building. Free off-street parking and washer/dryer. Fully insulated w/ low utility payments. Near busline. See website osupremiereproperties.com. Tom 614-440-6214. Available Now. 39 w 10th Ave. 2bd townhouse, A/C, ,W/D Hkup, Off Street Parking. Commercial One 324-6717 www.c1realty.com 412 e. 20th Ave. Convenient to OSU and Downtown! units are 700 sq. ft. Off street parking, A/C, gas heat. $495/month. Call Myers Real Estate 614-486-2933 or visit www.myersrealty.com at univerSity Gardens. Beautiful 2 bedroom condos. new W/D, stove, refrigerator and dishwasher, free wi-fi. Separate laundry and spacious LR. Quiet Complex. Best value in OSU off-campus student and faculty housing. $520/month 1st month free. 614-778-9875. www.offcampus.osu.edu www.universitygardenscolumbus.com eaSt 16th between Summit and Fourth. 2 bed, extra study room, Remodeled kitchen, tile floors, free washer and dryer, osp, nice, $820.00, no pets, skrentals.net, Steve @ 614582-1618 horSe Farm Apt. Free Utilitiies. No pets. Can rent stalls. 28 minutes to OSU. $700/mo. 614805-4448.

3 BDrm Townhouse, 2147 Waldeck Ave. Spacious Unit, DW, W/D, Free OSP $1,395/Mo. Call 961-0056. www.cooper-properties.com 39 w 10th Ave. 3bd townhouse, A/C, W/D Hkup, Off Street Parking. Commercial One 324-6717 www.c1realty.com availaBle now! 295 E 14th Ave, Affordable, spacious 3 bdrm, large living area, porch, off-street parking, washer/dryer, basement storage, A/C, blinds, dishwasher, call for showing now, D&L Properties 614-638-4162. large 3BDrm 1bath (one side of duplex on Clinton St) w/basement, washer/dry hookup & covered front porch. Fresh paint, fully equipped kitchen. $875.00 per month, tenant pays utilities. Call Jill 614-989-9049 app. fee $35 large north Campus apartment with finished basement. Twin single, 3 off-street parking spaces, 2 baths, DW, ceiling fan, W/D hook-up, AC, no pets. $1000/month. 55 W. Hudson. 614-582-1672

# 1 5 Bedroom Duplex, Central Campus, Fall Rental, 1988 Summit. Great unit, newer interior. Dishwasher and Microwave in Kitchen, Washer Dryer in Basement. Rear deck, off-street parking and central air. Full bath and two bedrooms on 3rd floor, Full bath and three bedrooms on second floor, half bath on the first floor. Rent is $2,400/mo. Call Mark at 207-4321 or visit www.quadmproperty.com # 1 5 Bedroom Duplex, North Campus, Fall Rental, 2166 Summit. Three floors plus basement. Two Full baths. Dishwasher and Microwave in Kitchen, Washer Dryer in Basement. Rear deck, off-street parking and central air. Rent is $2,200/mo. Call Mark at 2074321 or visit www.quadmproperty.com # 1 5 Bedroom House, North Campus, Fall Rental, 2188 Indiana. Can be 5 or 6 bedroom. Three floors plus basement. Washer and dryer included. Three car garage in rear. Rent is $2,100 per month. Call Mark at 207-4321 or visit www.quadmproperty.com # 1 5/6 BR AVAILABLE FALL! Beautiful remodeled HOUSES, TOWNHOMES, HALF-DOUBLES close to campus. New kitchens with all appliances, large bedrooms, refinished hardwood floors, porches and wood decks, full basements with FREE washers & dryers, new windows, ceiling fans, high-efficiency furnace with A/C, cable/internet, and FREE lighted off-street parking! Call North Campus Rentals today! (614)354-8870 www.northcampusrentals.com #1 corner of Michigan and 8th. One block to Hospital and Med School. Beautiful 6 Bedroom house. 2 Full Baths, 2 Half Baths. Laundry. Available August or September. Phone Steve 614-208-3111. shand50@aol.com #1 option for large houses! Groups of 6 or more should email info@nicastroproperties.com for more info! Houses include 226 E 16, 182 E Lane and more!

6 BDr 110 E. 16th, great location. D/W. W/D hook-ups. New Bath’s. 1/2 house. Lots of parking September 1, 2011. Call 614-370-7978. glsrentals.com. 6 BDrm House, 55 W. Patterson, HW Floors, 2 Full Bath, DW, W/D, OSP, NO Pets $2,550/Mo. Call 961-0056. www.cooper-properties.com 6 BDrm House, 66 Frambes, 2 Full Bath, DW, W/D, OSP, NO Pets $2,850/Mo. Call 9610056. www.cooper-properties.com 6 BeDroom - Neil & Oakland - 121 West Oakland - 2 Bath Large Kitchen - D/W - Range 2 Refrig - Tile floor - Large Bedrooms with closets - New windows - Hardwood floors - A/C Gas - Heat - 5 O.S. Parking Washer/Dryer Free - H2O Paid - Sundecks - Fenced Yard - 2 car garage. Jolene@molitoris.us 571-5109 7‑10 bedroom HOUSES 614-378-8271 www.buckeyeabodes.com 7‑8 bdrm House @ 285 Lane. Beautiful house in great location w/ wood floors, large bdrms, large kitchen w/ sun-rm and rec-rm, large deck & porch w/ 3 Full Bath, DW, WD, C/Air and Free OSP. $3,605-$3800/mo Call 9610056. www.cooper-properties.com 8 BDrm House 57 E. 17th Great Location, New Renovations, Hrwd Flr, 3 Full bath, Lg. Porch & Deck, Lg. Bdrms, DW, W/D, Free OSP $4,200/mo. Call 961-0056. www.cooperproperties.com

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Unfurnished 1 Bedroom 1 BDrm Apartments, 161 E. Norwich Ave. Great Location, Walk-In Closet, A/C, OSP, NO Pets. $490/Mo. Call 961-0056. www.cooper-properties.com 1 BDrm Townhouse 100 Frambes Ave. Spacious Unit w/ Walk-In Closet, W/D, A/C, Free OSP $525/Mo. Call 961-0056. www.cooper-properties.com 1 BeDroom efficiency at 1911 Indianola, Off-street parking, Central A/C, Washer/Dryer, Dishwasher, Large Kitchen, Great Location at 16th & Indianola, Beg. Sept. 2009, $450/Month including Utilities, Call 761-9035 1615 highlanD Ave., Big 1bd, Gas Included! $500/mo. Commercial One 324-6717 www.c1realty.com 172 chittenDen Ave. Utilities paid. Offstreet parking in back. $475-495 per month. Call Roy 614-471-0944 evenings. application Fee Waived! 1900 N. 4th St. Studio and 1 bedroom apartment with full bath and kitchen, on site laundry, off street parking. $395/month. No Application Fee! Call Myers Real Estate 614-486-2933 or visit www.myersrealty.com large 1 bedroom apt. Hardwood ﬂoors, water paid, $385/month, very nice, available immediately. Michelle 614348-7909 near campuS! 490 Alden Ave. 1bdrm,1bath appartment. Off street parking. $450/mo. plus utilities. Call Jill 989-9049. App. fee $35, get a FREE month rent! one BeDroom Flat near Kenny & Henderson on busline to OSU. Updated unit with all appliances. Assigned off street parking. Pets OK with pet rent. Available now. $595/mo. 614451-0906 village Brick Townhouse in Merian Village on Stewart Ave. Near Schiller Park. Assigned parking. High efficiency furnace with central air. All appliances including washer and dryer. $595/mo. 614-451-0906

Unfurnished 2 Bedroom # 1 3 Bedroom Duplex, North Campus, Fall Rental, 2181 Indiana. Rear Deck, off-street parking and central air. Eat-in bar counter in kitchen. Washer/Dryer in basement. Tons of space. Rent is $1,200 per month. Call Mark at 207-4321 or visit www.quadmproperty.com # 1 2 BR AVAILABLE SUMMER AND FALL! Beautiful remodeled TOWNHOUSES and APARTMENTS close to campus. Features include large bedrooms with ceiling fans, air conditioning, insulated windows, cable/internet, washers & dryers, beautiful woodwork, FREE lighted off-street parking. Call North Campus Rentals today! (614)354-8870 www.northcampusrentals.com #1 nr Lane and Neil, C/A, Ldy, off street parking, one block to campus, phone Steve 614 208 3111 SMHrentals.com

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Unfurnished 3 Bedroom “318 wyanDotte charming 3BR w/ modern kitchen & bath. DW. W/D. A/C. 1-1/2 bath w/ Whrlpl Tub. Off st. parking. 1/2 block from COTA & CABS. $1000/month. David: 614.496.3150” #1 nw corner of Patterson and High, 3 BR TH, very large, Ldy, $925.00 Phone Steve: 614 208 3111 SMHrentals.com #1 Quality 3BR, 2BA, hardwood ﬂoors, new kitchen, off street parking, A/C, $375 PP http://www.veniceprops.com/1655n4th.cfm 1471 hamlet St. Very nice house! Completely remodeled including gourmet kitchen, 3BR/1BA. A/C, W/D Hook-ups, off st. parking, Security System, No pets, $1200/mo. 614623-9556 2‑6 Bedroom Homes available for 2011-2012, www.compassproperties.com or call Diane @ 614-783-6625 3 BDrm Apartment 67 Chittenden, C/Air, Rec-Room, OSP, NO Pets, $1,170/Mo. Call 961-0056. www.cooperproperties.com 3 BDrm Apartments, 55 E. Norwich Ave. Great Location, New Kitchen Appliances, C/Air, W/D, OSP, NO Pets $1290/Mo. Call 961-0056. www.cooper-properties.com 3 BDrm DBL, 81-83 E. Norwich Ave. Great Location, New Kitchen & Bath, W/D, DW, NO Pets $1,305/Mo. Call 9610056. www.cooper-properties.com 3 BDrm Townhouse 100 Frambes Ave. Spacious Unit, DW, W/D, A/C, Free OSP $1,485/Mo. Call 961-0056. www.cooper-properties.com

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Unfurnished 4 Bedroom # 1 4 Bedroom Duplex, North Campus, Fall Rental, 2176 Summit. New Kitchen. Huge duplex. Third floor is all one room. Two full baths, Washer/Dryer in basement, rear deck, off-street parking. Rent is $1,700 per month. Call Mark at 207-4321 or visit www.quadmproperty.com # 1 4 Bedroom House, North Campus, Fall Rental, 2177 Indiana. Great corner house with huge rear deck. Dishwasher and microwave in kitchen. Washer/Dryer in Basement. Two car garage in rear. Central Air. Rent is $2,000 per month. Call Mark at 207-4321 or visit www.quadmproperty.com # 1 4 BR AVAILABLE NOW OR FALL! Beautiful remodeled HOUSES, HALF-DOUBLES, TOWNHOUSES close to campus. Huge bedrooms and eat-in kitchens, new insulated windows, awesome porches and wood decks, FREE lighted off-street parking, gleaming hardwood floors, new appliances, large dry basements with FREE washers & dryers, internet/cable, A/C, ceiling fans. Call North Campus Rentals today! (614)354-8870 www.northcampusrentals.com 2‑6 Bedroom Homes available for 2011-2012, www.compassproperties.com or call Diane @ 614-783-6625 4 BDrm Apartment 67 Chittenden, New Carpet, 2 Full Bath, C/Air, DW, W/D, OSP, NO Pets, $1,680/Mo. Call 9610056. www.cooper-properties.com 4 BDrm Apartment, 180 E. 12th, C/Air, DW, OSP, NO Pets $1,460/Mo. Call 961-0056. www.cooper-properties.com 4 BDrm Apartment, 180 E. 12th, C/Air, DW, OSP, NO Pets $1,620/Mo. Call 961-0056. www.cooper-properties.com 4 BDrm Apt. 111 E. Norwich Spacious Apt. w/, C/Air, DW, W/D, OSP $1,580-$1,620/Mo. Call 961-0056. www.cooperproperties.com 4 BDrm Apt. 2157 Waldeck Ave. Completely Renovated, Spacious Unit w/ 2 Full Bath, New Kitchen DW, W/D, C/Air & Free OSP $1,860/Mo. Call 961-0056. www.cooper-properties.com 4 BDrm DBL, 2153-2155 Indianola/Norwich Large Dbl. w/ 2 Full Bath, W/D, DW, OSP, NO Pets $1,940/Mo. Call 9610056. www.cooper-properties.com 4 BDrm DBL. 131 E. Norwich DW, W/D, Lg. Porch, OSP, NO Pets $1,920-$1,980/Mo. Call 961-0056. www.cooper-properties.com 4 BDrm Double 2139 Summit (Between Lane & Norwich) Renovated, Very Spacious Unit w/ 3 Floors, 2 Full Bath, RecRm, DW, W/D, C/Air & Free OSP (10 Spots) $2000/mo. Call 961-0056. www.cooperproperties.com 4 BDrm House, 66 W. Norwich, 2 Full Bath, W/D, DW, OSP, NO Pets $2,100/Mo. Call 961-0056. www.cooperproperties.com 4 BeDroom houses and apts available for Fall 2011! email info@nicastroproperties.com for more info! Addresses include 136 E 11, 2140 Waldeck and more! 4 BeDroom Townhomes Waldeck Ave - 2 Bath - A/C Gas - Heat - New windows Hardwood floors - Ceiling Fans - D/W - Washer/Dryer Free - H2O Paid - O.S. Parking - Sundecks - 1 block to campus Jolene@molitoris.us 571-5109 4‑5 bdrm House @ 2121 Indiana. Recently renovated w/ new appliances, new flooring & fixtures. Lg. Deck & porch w/ 2 Full Bath, DW, WD, C/Air and Free OSP. $1900-$2150/mo Call 961-0056. www.cooperproperties.com availaBle now! 295 E 14th Ave, Affordable, spacious 4 bdrm, large living area, porch, off-street parking, washer/dryer, basement storage, A/C, blinds, dishwasher, call for showing now, D&L Properties 614-638-4162. eaSt 16th between Summit and Fourth. 4 bed, 2 bath, extra study room, Remodeled kitchen, tile floors, free washer and dryer, osp, nice, $1640.00, no pets, skrentals.net, Steve @ 614-582-1618

#1 Quality 5,6,7,8 and 13 bedroom homes fall of 2011184 E 15th Avenue/66 E Northwood and many more, info@veniceprops.com or http://www.veniceprops.com/home.cfm 2‑6 Bedroom Homes available for 2011-2012, www.compassproperties.com or call Diane @ 614-783-6625 4‑5 bdrm House @ 2121 Indiana. Recently renovated w/ new appliances, new flooring & fixtures. Lg. Deck & porch w/ 2 Full Bath, DW, WD, C/Air and Free OSP. $1900-$2150/mo Call 961-0056. www.cooperproperties.com 40 chittenDen Ave. 5bd 2 Balconies, A/C, Commercial One 324-6717 www.c1realty.com 5 & 6 bedroom houses for rent. $1950/$2600 W. Patterson near tommys pizza on lane. Dan 614.316.3986 www.osurentals.com 5 BDrm Apt. 2159 Waldeck Ave. Completely Renovated, Spacious Unit w/ 2 Full Bath, New Kitchen DW, W/D, C/Air & Free OSP $2,300/Mo. Call 961-0056. www.cooper-properties.com 5 BDrm DBL. 150 E. Norwich, 2 Full Bath, HW Floors, DW, W/D, C/Air NO Pets $2,175/Mo. Call 961-0056. www.cooper-properties.com 5 BDrm Double 2139 Summit (Between Lane & Norwich) Renovated, Very Spacious Unit w/ 3 Floors, 2 Full Bath, DW, W/D, C/Air & Free OSP (10 Spots) $2000/mo. Call 9610056. www.cooper-properties.com 5 BDrm House @ 127 W Northwood. A Great location close to campus! Completely renovated w/ New appliances, new flooring & fixtures, 2 1/2 Bath, DW, WD, C/Air and Free OSP. $2600/mo Call 961-0056. www.cooper-properties.com 5 BDrm House, 112 W. Oakland, 2 Full Bath, W/D, DW, OSP, NO Pets $2,425/Mo. Call 961-0056 www.cooperproperties.com 5 BDrm House, 140 Frambes, Ideal Location w/ 2 Full Bath, W/D, DW, NO Pets $2,625/Mo. Call 961-0056. www.cooper-properties.com 5 BDrm House, 155 E. Northwood, 1.5 Bath, W/D, DW, C/Air, OSP, HRWD Floors, Very Nice, NO Pets $2,300/Mo. Call 961-0056 www.cooper-properties.com 5 BDrm House. 69 W. Patterson, DW, W/D, Walk In Closets, 2 Kitchens, Lg. Porch & Decks, NO Pets $2125/Mo. Call 961-0056. www.cooperproperties.com 5 BDrm Townhouse 67 Chittenden, Newly Remodeled w/ 2 Full Bath, DW, C/Air, W/D, OSP, NO Pets. $2,125-$2150/Mo. Call 9610056. www.cooper-properties.com 5 BDrm Townhouse, 180 E. 12th, 2 Full Bath, C/Air, DW, W/D, OSP, NO Pets $1875/Mo. Call 961-0056. www.cooper-properties.com 5 BDrm Townhouse, 180 E. 12th, C/Air, W/D, DW, 2 Full Bath, OSP, NO Pets $2,025/Mo. Call 961-0056. www.cooper-properties.com 5 BeDroom. 82 Woodruff. 2 Bath - A/C - Gas - Heat - New Windows - D/W - Range - Hardwood floors - 2 Refrigs - 5 Car O.S. Parking - Sundecks - W/D - Free - H2O Paid - 3 minutes to campus. 5715109 Jolene@molitoris.us 7 BDrm‑324 E. 20th. $2,695. 614-378-8271 www.buckeyeabodes.com

Rooms 0 utilitieS, furnished rooms, ﬂexible lease periods, super convenient location, 38 E. 17th Ave. Laundry, off-street parking, $200-$400/month. 2966304, 263-1193. 1368 neil Avenue, furnished, clean, quiet, safe. $350/month, utilities included, males only, graduate students preferred, free washer/dryer, 488-3061 Jack. availaBle now 14th Ave. Kitchen, laundry, parking, average $270/mo. Paid utilities, 296-8353 or 299-4521 availaBle now. Individual room available in a 6 bedroom female apartment. All utilities and furniture included. On-site laundry, computer lab and workout facility. $565/month. Please call the Harrison Apartments at 614-294-5551. roomS 4 Rent! OSU Area $500/mo. All Utilities Included. Commercial One 324-6717

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grocery Store: Applications now being accepted for Full-time/Part-time employment. Produce Clerk, Cashier, Deli Clerk, Stock Clerk, and Service Counter. Mornings, afternoons, evenings. Starting pay $8.00/Hr. Enjoyable work atmosphere. Must be 18 years or over. Apply in person Huffman’s Market, 2140 Tremont Center, Upper Arlington (2 blocks north of Lane Ave and Tremont). 486-5336

gym X‑Treme Gymnastics & Cheer located in Lewis Center about 15 from campus is now hiring gymnastics & competition cheer coaches. Interested parties should call Chris at 614573-8484 or email chris@gymxtreme.com.

hanDyman‑ work PART TIME ON OFF-CAMPUS PROPERTIES, PAINTING, PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL EXPERIENCE A PLUS, START AT $11/HR., FLEXIBLE HOURS, CALL 761-9035 high tech Co. needs pt/ft reps. and IT personnel. Excellent wages. E-mail to nickpetruzzella@gmail.com with “resume” on subject line.

houSe cleaning. Looking for hardworking, detailed oriented individuals to work 20 hrs/week. $12/hr. Must have car. Daytime hours only. Please call (614)-527-1730 or email hhhclean@hotmail.com.

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kennel technician Position. Immediate opening, duties including feeding, medicating, walking, and general husbandry. Seeking self-motivated, animal loving, preferably experience, with an excellent work ethic please apply at 6868 Caine Road (just off of Sawmill Rd) or fax to Kat @ 614-766-2470. Must be available evenings (3-7) and week200 e. 15th Ave. 4 Bedroom end shifts. If you have quesApartment, 1 1/2 bath, carpet. tions, call 614-766-2222. Rent $300-325/month. 614-759- mail BoX and Services needs 9952 or 614-935-7165 part time Christmas help. Fun job! $10/hr. 614-488-1863. nw colS/DuBlin. One block behind Sawmill Meijer. Stanley Steemer National 3BR $400-$500/mo. Customer Sales and Service Garage/Basement. 614/285- Call Center. Now hiring in our Westerville location. Great Pay! 5552 Please contact to roomate neeDeD starting acassidy@steemer.com in Jan. on corner of High/Lane learn more about this exciting behind shell gas station.Grad- opportunity. uating in Dec, and need to tech Support Reps sublease starting Jan.Apt is needed for inbound cctr. WIll 2bedroom and in great shape.- be determining customer Located less than 1/4mile needs and troubleshooting for from campus and parking new computers products and right next to apt.Parking pass software. Evening, weekend, thrown in for free!Call(330)- and full time schedules avail-612-6026 for more info. able. Starting pay is $11.50/hr. ACT-1 at 1125 roomate(S) WANTED FOR Visit HOUSE NEAR OSU MEDICAL Georgesville Rd. to apply. COMPLEX CALL 204-3354 Share an apartment at 16th and Indianola. Off-street parking, Central A/C, Washer/Dryer, Dishwasher, Big Kitchen, Large Bedroom. Great part time Employment: Location, Beg. Oct. 2010, OSU student position available $500 / Month, Rent Includes at busy professional medical Utilities, Call 761-9035. center pathology business ofSharing 2 B/R Apt., com- fices – 10 to 15 hours weekly. pletely and beautifully fur- Duties include filing slides and nished, CA, parking, New car- reports, telephone and messagpeting, $350/mo. plus half utili- ing, organizing records, running errands, making deliveries ties. Call owner: 718-0790 and performing journal searches, etc. Flexible hours based on your schedule. References from previous superviShare conDo and utilities. sors required with resume. Male. 614-396-7102 Only mature, motivated studsoiualert@gmail.com dents who demonstrate initiative need inquire. Position available immediately. Send resume to: delisa.watkins@osumc.edu

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reSearch aSSiStant: Health Psychology lab seeks a part-time undergraduate student to assist with maintenance of current research databases, implementation of new database software and resolution of basic computer hardware and software issues. Primary responsibilities would include learning new software and training other lab members, creating scannable and web-accessible questionnaires, data scanning and verification and maintaining study-specific lab software. May be opportunities to assist with other aspects of the studies including collecting data via questionnaires and psychophysiological measures, transcription of oral interviews, conducting literature searches. This would be an excellent position for individuals interest in pursuing graduate work in psychology, as well as those majoring in computer science or engineering with an interest in applied research. Experience with Microsoft Access is especially desirable. Please visit www.stressandhealth.org to complete the online application and read about current studies.

reSearch help WANTED Year-round position for parttime assistant. Form design, electronic data capture. Training provided. Experience in office setting preferred, health sciences a plus. 10-15 hours per week. Send resume to heather.lansky@osumc.edu.

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CHILD CARE CENTER LOCATED IN WESTERVILLE SEEKS HIGHLY MOTIVATED FULL AND PART‑TIME ASSISTANT TEACHERS TO WORK IN OUR STEP UP TO QUALITY CENTER. PLEASE SEND RESUME TO PAT phunley@brooksedgedaycare.com OR CONTACT THE CENTER AT 614‑890‑9024.

Children and Adults with Disabilities in Need of Help. Care providers and ABA Therapists are wanted to work with children/young adults with disabilities in a family home setting or supported living setting. Extensive training is provided. This job is meaningful, allows you to learn intensively and can accommodate your class schedule. Those in all related fields, with ABA interest, or who have a heart for these missions please apply. Competitive wages and benefits. For more information, call L.I.F.E Inc. at (614) 475‑5305 or visit us at www.LIFE‑INC.net EOE

MOM seeking an OSU student/Grad student to care for 18 month old and 4 year old in Upper Arlington off Lane Ave 2 days a week (M,W), 3pm‑ 5:30pm during winter quarter. Need own transportation. Previous babysitting experience required, along with references, and an interview. If interested, please email at jillkhawley@gmail.com. Thank you.

College Nannies & Tutors, the nations largest nanny staffing service is currently accepting applications for an after school nanny for a New Albany family with three school aged children. If you like to stay active, apply your education classes and gain qualified work experience, apply online at collegenannies.com.

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New parents seeking an Upper Arlington PHYSIOSU student/Grad student to CIAN is seeking an individual be willing to care for 2 1/2 to work APPROXIMATELY 10 month old in the German Vil- hours per week. Responsibililage area of Columbus 3 days ties include answering the week (T,W,TH), 8am‑4pm start- phone, filing, faxing, making ing January 2011. Need own copies, ETC Send resume transportation, all other accom- with wage requirements to modations will be provided. Bfoust@rrohio.com. We are willing to split time with more than one student. An informal resume with child education and/or baby‑care experience required, along with a minimum of 3 references, and an interview. If interested, please email at acareyfox79@yahoo.- Hiring cocktail waitresses com. Thank you. and door personnel. Please call 614‑764‑1700 or apply in person after 6 PM at 2880 Bethel Rd. Col 43220. Hiring entertainers. Make between $500‑$1000 weekly. Please call 614‑764‑ 1700 or apply in person after 6 PM at 2880 Bethel Rd. Col 43220. No experience needed.

Help Wanted Restaurant/ Food Service

Help Wanted Restaurant/ Food Service BONJOUR OSU! La Chatelaine French Bakery & Bistro is looking for outstanding servers, prep cooks and line personnel. Our three locations in Columbus are hiring servers with serving experience, prep cooks with restaurant kitchen experience and line personnel with customer service/serving experience. La Chatelaine is looking for dynamic, outstanding students. Please inquire at La Chatelaine Upper Arlington‑ 614.488.1911,La Chatelaine Worthington‑614.848.6711 or La Chatelaine Dublin‑ 614.763.7151 Please visit our website‑www.lachatelainebakery.com Merci!

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CAMPUS MARKETERS NEEDED. Looking for outgoing, motivated students to help market job opportunities on campus. $10.00/hr. Flexible hours. For more information call: 888‑839‑3385

Bahamas Spring Break $189 for 5 DAYS or $239 for 7 DAYS. All prices include : Round‑trip luxury cruise with food. Accommodations on the island at your choice of thirteen resorts. Appalachia Travel. www.BahamaSun.com 800‑ 867‑5018

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senior‑level students from Asia‑Pacific countries wanted to help launch new business. Call Gail at 614‑888‑7502. the ultimate Part‑Time Job. $10‑$15 per hour. Make great money. Build your resume. Work with friends. Fun atmosphere. Larmco Windows & Siding, Inc. Please call to find out more about this job opportunity 614‑367‑7113

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$150.00 resume. We write from scratch. Executive resume $250.00. Cash only. 440‑7416.

Military Resume. We write from scratch. Enlisted $150.00. Officers $250.00. Christmas giftwrapping Cash Only. 440‑7416. services. We wrap all your presents. Pricing negotiable. Cash only. Clothing. Jewelry. Perfume. Toys. Dolls. Books. Games. Shoes. Cookware. Valentine’s Day. Wedding. Birthday. Executive. Gradua- overnight emergency!!! tion. Baby. Mother’s Day. Fa- Last minute typing!!! Desperther’s Day. Anniversary. Get ate procrastinators!!! Papers. Well. Grandparents’ Day. $20.00 per page. Cash only. Sweetest Day. 440‑7416. 440‑7416. FAMILY histories. Tape Dictation. We write from scratch. Sony Microcassette. $50.00 per hour. Speeches. Narrations. Cash only. 440‑7416. $35.00 per hour. Cash only. Military histories. We 440‑7416. write from scratch. $50.00 per hour. Cash only. 440‑7416. Mom’s Sewing. Buttons. Seams. Pockets. $2.00‑$3.00‑$5.00‑up. Cash only. 440‑7416. A Math tutor. All levels. Also Morningstar Mini‑Stor- Physics, Statistics and Busiage. Student Specials. 50% Off ness College Math. Teaching/First Month. Call tutoring since 1965. Checks 614‑678‑5133 or visit morn- okay. Call anytime, Clark 294‑ ingstarstorage.com. 0607. Music Instruction: Classical guitar, other styles, Theory, Want Male graduate stuAural Training, Composition & dent to tutor Worthington KilSongwriting. Call Sound En- bourne High School student. deavors @614/481‑9191 www.- Tutor in all subjects 2‑3 hours, soundendeavors.com. 2‑3 days a week in late afterNEED HOUSE CLEANING? noon or evening. Hourly rate 25 Years Experience. Weekly $13. Own transportation reor Bi‑Monthly. We are Bonded quired. Call 614‑352‑8416. and Insured. Contact Billie 876‑8220

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Tom & Jerry’s Auto Service. Brakes, exhaust, shocks, & towing. 1701 Kenny Rd. 488‑ 8507. or visit: www.tomandjerrysauto.com

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Garage Available. $50/month. Located at 12th and Indianola. Call Brian. 614‑ 332‑4275 Garages Available on King and Lane. $75 for month to month basis 614‑263‑2665

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