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Three national titles, 13 Big Ten championships and 205 wins. These numbers, Ohio State coaching records set by Woody Hayes, for many years were all that stood between Jim Tressel and his place as the best OSU football coach in history. Things are different now. The numbers most often talked about have become the lengths of suspensions, the value of trinkets and tattoos, the dates on email messages and how long he knew without saying a word. Six players are suspended for games next season for selling OSU-issued gifts on Tressel’s watch, and the coach has received a universityimposed ÿve-game suspension for his failure to report the violations. He has also been ÿned $250,000, and the university will meet with the

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NCAA Committee on Infractions on Aug. 12 before a ÿnal ruling is made. The legacy of the coach dubbed the Senator, beloved for beating Michigan and synonymous with sweater-vests, hangs by a thread.

“I think anytime you have something of this stature, the bad part about it is, it’s always going to change someone’s legacy,” said Mike Nugent, who played for Tressel from 2000–04. “I would hate it if this is how people remember coach Tressel.” Tressel has one national title, seven Big Ten championships and 106 wins on his OSU résumé. That last number could drop by 11 if the NCAA forces OSU and Tressel to vacate last season’s victories. That also would remove one Big Ten title, and further diminish Tressel’s place in OSU history. “If the NCAA decides to vacate the victories … I think that would affect his legacy a little bit more than if that doesn’t happen because that would always be in the record books for people to see,” said OSU football historian Jack Park. Bill Benoit, a professor of communications studies at Ohio University who focuses his research on image repair, said that will be a challenge for Tressel.

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DANIELLE HYAMS Lantern reporter hyams.2@osu.edu Thomas Sadens takes an extra step when getting ready to leave his house; he must make sure his pistol is properly holstered and concealed across his chest or waist. But because of Ohio’s ban against concealed weapons on campuses, Sadens must leave his gun at home when he comes to campus. And many people, including OSU’s police chief, want it to stay that way.

About 250,000 Ohioans have received a license to carry concealed weapons since 2004, according to a March press release from the attorney general’s website. Sadens, who graduated from OSU after Autumn Quarter with a degree in biochemistry and is starting medical school at OSU this summer, must ÿrst return home and drop off his weapon if he plans to go to campus. “I take what I do very seriously,” Sadens said. “I always want to know that I am capable of protecting myself.” Ohio law states that any person age 21 or older is eligible to apply for a concealed carry license. To

obtain such a license, one must ÿrst undergo training and an extensive background check. Those with felonies, misdemeanors and any history of mental illness will be disqualiÿed. The law also states those with a license are forbidden to carry their weapons on any premise that a public or private college, university or other institution of higher education owns. According to concealedcampus.org, there are 15 states that allow individual colleges and universities to make their own concealed carry ruling. At this time, Utah is the only state

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As Columbus heats up, some might be unable to cool down this spring and summer. Theft of air conditioning units in Columbus is on the rise, according to Sgt. Richard Curry of the Columbus Division of Police. “It’s a problem all over the city,” Curry said of the more than 400 thefts reported since November. “A typical unit costs about $2,000 and upwards to replace.” Brian Grim of University Manors, Ltd., a local property management company, said in an email that he has had multiple experiences with air conditioner theft.

“University Manors, Ltd., has lost about a dozen A/C condensers over the past couple years in this manner,” Grim said. In response to the thefts, city ofÿcials, law enforcement and other interested parties have developed a plan to catch the bandits. According to a press release from the ofÿce of Columbus Mayor Michael B. Coleman, as of April 13, there is a voluntary 30-day waiting period for participating scrap yards to purchase the air-conditioner units and parts while homeowners, businesses and other establishments apply an invisible ink to their properties. The release said once the 30 days are over, the scrap yards will then look for invisible ink on the units before purchasing the metal. John Miller, vice president of local scrap yard I.H. Schlezinger Inc., said the average price for a

standard air conditioning unit is $30 to $40, but depends on the size and condition of each unit. Coleman said the increase in thefts is a result of the rising prices of metals. Grim said he thought the city’s plan was ludicrous “to expect property owners/managers to go out and paint, in my case, some 400 condensers with some invisible paint.” He said there could be an easier solution to the problem by eliminating the incentive and demand for the parts. “I honestly have not had much interaction dealing with individuals dealing with theft of air conditioners,” said Dilnavaz Cama, department manager for Off-Campus Student Services, in an email. Craig Hart, a second-year in nursing, said he hadn’t heard of the thefts in Columbus. “I can see why they would do it though,” he said. “It’s the economy.”

campus Some students upset by ban shrouded in controversy ANUSREE GARG Lantern reporter garg.30@osu.edu A small group of women, clad in dark garments draped over their frames, stood outside the Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris. Armed only with their voices, they stood together to protest a new French law banning their enshrouding attire. Some of their faces were completely hidden. For others, the only visible body part was their eyes. Earlier this month, France introduced a ban on full-face veils that forbids Muslim women from wearing the burqa, which conceals the whole body including the face, and the niqab, which conceals all but the eyes. However, the ban did not come without a fuss. Many of the Muslim women affected by the ban believe this law impinged on their freedoms of religion. Days after France’s full-face veil ban, a group of Muslim women at Ohio State gathered to share their feelings on a type of traditional Muslim head scarf that many of them wore — the hijab. In contrast to the burqa and niqab, the hijab allows for the face to remain uncovered. Maria Ahmad, a third-year in speech and hearing sciences and the Muslim Student Association president, said wearing a hijab to “cover your hair, ears and neck is a minimum requirement,” and Ahmad considers this to be “an order from God.” Dr. Asma Mobin-Uddin, an OSU alumna, pediatrician and children’s book author on the Muslim-American experience, said the hijab is the head scarf, but to be a hijabi, a woman must “cover herself and dress modestly.” Ahmad and MobinUddin made a personal choice to wear the hijab. Imaan Ali, a recent graduate in international studies and political science, also chose to wear the hijab, although initially “she was pressurized not to wear it.” Now, she blogs on hijab fashion to express her thoughts on “being a Muslim woman in a more positive way.” Ayat Aldoori, a third-year in French and nutrition, said the hijab “is obligatory.” But Aldoori said her father believed the hijab “is because of the Arab tradition, but it is not necessary.”

Aldoori’s father told her wearing the hijab was her choice, but he doesn’t want her “to be hurt or discriminated against” while wearing it. “All Muslims — all people — are at different points in their faith … inshallah (God willing), I’ll keep praying and maybe one day (the hijab) will be part of me being a Muslim,” said Aliah Hasan, a ÿrst-year in political science who does not wear the hijab. Commenting on the Muslim full-face veil ban, Ahmad said about “2,000 women” in France wear the burqa or niqab. “Covering the face is not actually commanded by the Quran,” Ahmad said. Mobin-Uddin said there is a cultural component to wearing the burqa over the hijab. “But for the small number of women and families that think that the face veil is obligatory, my argument is more that the women have the right to decide,” Mobin-Uddin said. “The state should not make the decision.” French authorities claim this ban is partially due to security and identiÿcation issues. “(This is) not a valid reason,” Ahmad said. “For security, no one minds taking off the hijab.” Mobin-Uddin agreed and said there were ways to get around the ban. “Of all the people who have robbed banks in France in the last 10 years, how many are Muslim women? Should we ban burqas or ski masks? The evidence and the facts do not prove any great safety threat,” Mobin-Uddin said. According to BBC, offenders of the face veil ban will be made to take a citizenship course and pay a ÿne of 150 euros, or about $219. Masks worn in traditional activities like carnivals or religious processions are exceptions to the band. Ahmad said a lack of communication between Muslims and non-Muslims adds to the problem. “People assume that everyone who wears the hijab and the burqa are forced to wear it,” Ahmad said. “I don’t know of one person who was forced to wear it, ever. The assumptions complicate things. People assume but don’t ask. It’s the job of Muslims and non-Muslims to ÿght Islamophobia. If you don’t know something you’ll have a fear of it. (As a Muslim), have dialogue and be willing to answer questions; (As a non-Muslim), step out of your comfort zone, ask the questions.”

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Wearing hijab (left to right), hijabis Roula Allouch, Leanna Allouch, Fatimah Shalash and Nowal Allouch watch a ride spin in the air at the Bluegrass Fair in Lexington, Ky., on July 15, 2005.

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Tressel’s, Hayes’ records less-than-perfect off the ﬁeld “I think it will be very difÿcult for him to repair his image,” he said. “There are a couple of competing interests here. Most universities want successful sports teams … but they also want to have an image of honesty and integrity. If the allegations are true, it appears that (Tressel) is not always honest and does not always have integrity.” Adding three games to the university’s initial two-game suspension was “the right kind of thing to do” for Tressel, Benoit said. Further sanctions aside, some students say they don’t think Tressel’s place in history will be affected. “He’s been a coach here for a long time. I don’t think (the NCAA scandal) will have an effect on his legacy,” said Ben Zucker, a third-year in biology. “It seems like it’s getting a lot of publicity as a current event but it will die down.” Tressel has been at the helm for the Buckeyes since the 2001 season, and is the fourth-longest tenured football coach in OSU history. His win total puts him third in the Buckeye history books behind Hayes and John Cooper, who won 111 games at OSU. Like Tressel, the man at the top of those lists had a muddy off-the-ÿeld record. “Ohio State was put on a one-year probation by the NCAA in 1956, and could not go to a bowl game that year,” Park said. “Woody Hayes was giving some of his own money to players that were in need.” Hayes was ÿred after he punched a Clemson player in the 1978 Gator Bowl. Though far from the ÿrst OSU offender, Tressel often was lauded for his integrity away from the ÿeld. The current NCAA violations bring that part of the man’s personality into question. In its notice of allegations and letter to OSU

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that allows concealed carry at all public colleges and universities. Many states, including Nevada, Illinois and Michigan, have recently introduced legislation that would allow concealed weapons on their college campuses. Earlier this month, Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer vetoed a bill that would have allowed guns on the campuses of public universities in the state. Many believe the gun ban leaves students vulnerable. “(College campuses) are a very easy mark for the criminal because they generally know there is no one there who can defend themselves,” said Linda Walker, Central Ohio Chair of Buckeye Firearms Association. Greg Horn, OSU’s director of the grassroots organization Students for Concealed Carry on Campus, said allowing students to arm themselves on campus will diminish crime. “I think overall that by allowing students to carry guns that it would decrease crime,”

President E. Gordon Gee sent Thursday, the NCAA said Tressel “knew or should have known that at least two football student-athletes received preferential treatment from and sold institutionally issued athletics awards, apparel and/or equipment … but he failed to report the information to athletics administrators and, as a result, permitted football student-athletes to participate in intercollegiate athletics competition while ineligible.” Park said that, although Tressel deceived the NCAA, his history of integrity will soften the blow of the violations. “I think based on his record up until this, that warrants him the opportunity to remain as head coach if he chooses to do so … mostly his off-theÿeld record and what he has done for people and the good that he’s done,” Park said. Nugent said his opinion of Tressel is unwavering. “No matter what, he’s one of those people that I would still do whatever it takes to help out. … I would do anything for him,” he said. “Not only was he such a great coach, but he’s a very good friend also. … Hopefully in the end this is just a bump in the road.” Though the NCAA could recommend the coach’s dismissal, the university has fully supported Tressel until this point. Some students think the anger about the sanctions will go away with the right results on the ÿeld. “If we have a winning season, this will all go away,” said Mary Vincent, a third-year in pharmacy and anthropology. But Benoit said winning won’t solve everything. “There are some things that are just so bad that you can’t ÿx them,” he said. “I think Tressel has taken some initial steps in the right direction and, depending on how serious his wrongdoing really is, he may need to do more. And even if he does do more, there is no guarantee that he will be forgiven.” Kristen Mitchell and Jeffrey Tyndall contributed to this story.

Horn said. “The nature of criminals plays a part in it. A criminal knows if they rob you on campus there is no chance that you can defend yourself if they have a gun. If you allow students to carry guns (the criminals) will no longer be certain that they are unarmed.” David Hoffman, a fourth-year in history, has had his concealed carry license for almost two years. “I would like to be able to carry (my gun) on campus. I carry it everywhere else I go,” Hoffman said. “I have left the library at 2 a.m. when nobody is there. I would feel better if I could protect myself.” But many people oppose the idea of mixing guns and college students. “This is an age where there are a lot of things going on on campus. There is drinking, bad grades and failed love affairs that people are trying to cope with,” said Toby Hoover, executive director of the Ohio Coalition Against Gun Violence. “To add guns to the mix is increasing everybody’s risk of everything.” School shootings such as the massacre at Virginia Tech in 2007, which left 32 dead, and at Northern Illinois University in 2008 when six were killed, are often referenced in pro- and anti-gun arguments.

Hoover rebukes the idea that guns could make campuses a safer place. “If you’re sitting in a class and somebody comes in and starts shooting and ÿve people in the room are carrying and they all pull their guns, how do you know who is with the shooter and who is not?” Hoover said. “You don’t know what’s going on, and then you have people shooting at one another all over the place.” Campus security shares that sentiment. “We disagree that it would add protection,” said OSU Police Chief Paul Denton, who is the ofÿcial spokesperson for the university on this matter. “In the event of a hostile shooter, having other armed individuals will only complicate what’s already a confusing and difÿcult situation. Our police ofÿcers will face the additional problem of identifying who is a friend and a foe, and that places themselves and others at a greater risk.” Joshua Luster, a fourth-year in security and intelligence, said he is indifferent toward the issue, but feels as though campus security is adequate. “I really don’t care, people have the right to bear arms,” said Luster. “I don’t really see the need though, I think that campus security does a pretty good job.”

Ohio looks to ﬁll void left by grown-up baby boomers LIA ARMSTRONG Lantern reporter armstrong.480@osu.edu “Baby boomer” often describes someone born between 1946 and 1964, but for teachers of that generation, it now means one more thing: retirement. According to the U.S. Census Bureau and The Pew Research Center, baby boomers currently account for 26 percent of the population. Starting in 2011, about 10,000 boomers will reach the age of 65 every day for the next 19 years. This means a large portion of the population will be leaving the workforce nationally, adding a burden to the quality and availability of teachers in many ÿelds. Charles Wilson, a Worthington school board member and associate professor at the Ohio State Moritz College of Law, said within the next ÿve years, 50 percent of all teachers who are of the baby boomer generation will come to retirement age. Though there is a surplus of teachers in Ohio, Wilson said the majority of them are not set to ÿll the positions that need it most. “The problem is right now, even with a so-called ‘glut of teachers,’ we can’t ÿnd foreign language teachers, we can’t ÿnd special-ed teachers, we can’t ÿnd science or math teachers,” Wilson said.

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Baby boomers largely occupy these hard-to-staff subjects, Wilson said. “If all of our teachers in those areas are in retirement age, when they retire, I shudder to think how we’re going to replace them,” Wilson said. There is some attempt to drive teaching students into the harder-to-ÿll ÿelds with Project Aspire, a federal grant-based program through the College of Education and Human Ecology at OSU that encourages students studying teaching to work in high needs areas in Columbus City Schools. Jessica Mercerhill, the director of the curriculum and program planning for Project Aspire, said the project helps guide students into the emptying ÿelds, but only reaches the students who are already interested in going to these areas. “For us it’s based on what they already want to do,” Mercerhill said. “We’re only working with people who have been accepted into secondary education in science and mathematics and some foreign language.” Mercerhill said she did not know of any programs that pushed students into these ÿelds. Zach Jensen, a third-year in middle childhood education, said he has been advised of his career options, but was never strongly persuaded to go into an area other than middle school education. Even with advice, Jensen said it wouldn’t change his plans.

If these positions the retirees leave are not ÿlled, this could mean programs being eliminated, much larger class sizes and unqualiÿed teachers, Wilson said. “K-12 education is going to be in a crisis if the baby boomers retire,” Wilson said. Ohio teachers might also be more likely to take early retirement based upon recent legislative developments in Senate Bill 5 and the current pension reform under consideration in House Bill 69 and Senate Bill 3. The proposed plans would increase the minimum years of service needed from 30 to 35, would not allow for a cost of living increase for ÿve years and would cap pension. Those teachers who are at retirement age will see a reduced pension after 2012, Wilson said. For these teachers, retiring will make little ÿnancial sense. “Pension reform is going to encourage more people to retire sooner so their pension doesn’t get smaller by staying on,” Wilson said. Even though Ohio Department of Education representatives were unable to say if the rate of projected teacher retirements is as high in Ohio as it is nationally, Laura Ecklar, communications director for the State Teachers Retirement System, said she has seen a larger number of teachers applying for retirement this year than ever before. “We are starting to see an increase in

applications,” Ecklar said. “But it will be difÿcult to tell if that pattern continues, because a whole lot of people are waiting to see what happens with the proposed pension plans that are in legislation.” Pension changes aside, many Ohio teachers feel the recent SB5 decision belittles their profession and they don’t want to stay in a career with little public and political support, Wilson said. “For serious teachers, it’s a 24/7 job, and this notion that somehow it’s easy work rubs people the wrong way,” Wilson said. “Who wants to go into a job where your elected ofÿcials are saying every day that you’re worthless?” Recent legislation is only adding to the discontent of teachers, but Wilson said the real problem lies in ofÿcials’ lack of effort to actively ÿll these less desired positions. “Colleges of education don’t admit people based on where the needs are,” Wilson said. “They just have this attitude that a teacher is a teacher and mostly what they’re turning out are elementary school teachers. The last thing we need in Worthington is another ÿrst grade teaching applicant, we had hundreds for our last opening. But we didn’t have a single applicant for our last Spanish teacher opening.”

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student voice Sleep on it: Put away the books, grab some shut-eye two groups. By the end of the two weeks, the extent of impairment for the four-hour group was amounted to the same level of impairment of a person continuously deprived of sleep for 88 hours. The article noted that another Dinges’ study claimed 24 hours without sleep is equivalent to being legally drunk. A simple Google search for the PVT allowed me to test this out on myself. Admittedly, my little shuteye last night would have placed me in the miserable four-hour ANU SREE GAR G group, but I felt surprisingly alert garg.30@osu.edu thus thinking I would fare well. My deluded self-confidence should have forebode my results. After happily clicking the mouse as the numbers intermittently appeared on my screen, I frowned at my results, “fatigue has obviously set in and you need to wake up sleepy head.” Displeased, I resolved to do another online PVT. These results were

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Fifteen minutes ago I was contemplating an all-nighter. My compulsive and impractical need for fact-based decisions led me to a recent The New York Times Magazine article that shared the results of a recent study on the effects of sleep-deprivation. After having perused through the article, I’m inclined to believe I can ill-afford my planned rendezvous with my econ textbook. The study, conducted by David Dinges, the chief of the division of sleep and chronobiology at the University of Pennsylvania and Hans Van Dongen, a researcher on sleep and performance at Washington State University, measured sustained attention for three groups of sleepers for a period of two weeks. The misfortunate group was allotted only four hours of sleep a day, another group six hours, and the last, cosmically blessed, group slumbered for eight hours every day. The researchers used Dinges’ Psychomotor Vigilance Test (PVT) that measures response time of the subject made to click the space bar whenever a series of numbers randomly appears on the computer screen. The longer it took them to click, the worse their attention performance score. It’s not hard to predict that those most revitalized from their prolonged beauty sleep outperformed the other groups. However, what is noteworthy is the deteriorating underperformance of the other

even more wince inducing, “your results show that your alertness may be suboptimal. Consider medical evaluation.” Apparently, I’m tired. Sufficient sleep is the sine qua non of the next day’s proper mental and physical functioning. The general collegiate tendency as exams loom nearer and work commitments stack up is to eschew healthy habits. Our beds are the first to be abandoned. Instead, we obsequiously surrender to our desks, our books and our computers. Health, it seems, is not a thing of convenience. But according to the study, the marginal utility of each hour of work favored over sleep diminishes much more rapidly than previously thought. The old adage that dictates eight hours of sleep a day as essential, which has been so routinely hammered into my head by my mother, now has further support. Students droop and stumble out of the libraries during the wee hours having achieved only minimal efficiency. At this most unfruitful night hour, students should swap the books for the bed — on occasion, it’s okay to get a luxuriously serene eight, nine or even ten hours of sleep. And for my compatriots who daily insist on taking advantage of Thompson Library’s extended hours, I wish you the best in your laborious studies. Tonight, thankfully, I’ll be sleeping.

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A few years ago, I had to explain to an 8-year-old boy that Ohio State was not just a football team. Actually, it is a school and the football team is just part of it. Unfortunately, I think it is necessary to have a similar conversation with nearly every person in Central Ohio. When I reveal to others that I am enrolled at OSU, there is always one question that pops up rather quickly. AN DREA CHAFFIN “Do you ever see Terrelle chaffin.47@osu.edu Pryor?” Well, he’s skipped out on our last couple lunch dates, actually. I’m not necessarily opposed to anything football related. In fact, I like to watch a couple games now and then, and have no problem with a little school spirit. I just wish I could find an Ohio State T-shirt that didn’t have, “Go Bucks!” printed across the front. I also don’t feel the urge to lose control, jump on a table and fling my arms into various shapes every time “Hang on Sloopy” is played in a bar. When I think of OSU, I think of classes and homework. I didn’t come to this university because of the football team. I didn’t make my college decision based upon the year’s top picks or BCS rankings, although I have a sick feeling some may have. The only thing that could make the obsession with OSU’s sacred football program even more intense is the addition of drama, and there has certainly been drama lately. Jim Tressel, Pryor and the gang’s spectacle has been dominating TV, radio and conversations for months. I am not an avid football fan. I don’t necessarily search out each update, but the news always finds a way to my ears. Everyone seems anxious to get my opinion on the matter, as a student. “So, what do you think of this whole controversy, Andrea?” Well, as a regular Jane Doe student, I actually think the majority of fans are being pretty hypocritical. And no, this does not mean I am a Michigan native; I’m sharing a perspective of someone who is not affected by the potential change in coaching staff. There’s no doubt that bias affects many opinions when fans argue Cam Newton should have been chastised for the debate surrounding his eligibility, while “our guys just made a mistake.” The excuses are endless. “Tressel was trying to save lives by staying out of a federal drug investigation.” “The players weren’t adequately educated about NCAA rules.” “Leaders weren’t informed about the violations.” “The players needed the money to give to their struggling families.” It’s become an embarrassment for anyone affiliated with the university, even though the majority of us have nothing to do with it. President E. Gordon Gee’s press conference comment about hoping he isn’t fired by Tressel, Pryor’s relentless social media outbursts and the flip-flopping stories have only added to the humiliation of the university as a whole, which boasts achievements much greater than an athletic team. The drama is overshadowing what really matters here: the academics. So, take Tressel and company off of the pedestal. The true “Best Fans in the Land” can admit to their team’s mistakes, instead of generating incessant excuses, and move on. This controversy has become more sensationalized than the royal wedding, and included more apologies than Tiger Woods’ press conferences. Can we talk about something else? OSU is one of the largest universities in the country. There are lots of other – and more significant – topics to discuss. Or, we could just talk about the weather. That’s something worth ranting about.

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Coach Jim Tressel smiles from the sideline during Ohio State’s Spring Game on Saturday.

Suspended players shouldn’t be welcomed back LAN TERN Columnist

Terrelle Pryor, DeVier Posey, Mike Adams, Dan Herron, Solomon Thomas and Jordan Whiting should be kicked out of Ohio State, effective immediately. They need to be banned from the NCAA. They need to pay back the value of everything they sold, with interest. They should never wear anything scarlet and gray again. Jim Tressel was put in a situation that could potentially cost him his job because of stupidity of studentAN DY GOTTESMAN athletes who considered themselves gottesman.17@osu.edu privileged. Tressel gave all the players an incredible opportunity by signing them to play football at one of the top programs of all-time. And they repay him how? No apologies can do enough to fix the tarnished image they have given Tressel and when the dark cloud moves out of Columbus, if it ever does, they will still be hated more than the school up north. OSU has escaped penalties for “lack of institutional control” as of

now, but our institution has lost control. It’s not about football anymore, it’s about salvaging the university’s image. The only way to do that is for the players to be kicked out of school and never allowed to come within five miles of campus. If on Jan. 9, 2012, Pryor is holding up the Waterford crystal trophy in the Superdome in New Orleans, it would change absolutely nothing. I would actually hope he dropped the crystal ball and followed it with a “sorry #buckeyenation, smh” tweet. Every quarter President E. Gordon Gee comes into The Lantern newsroom and stands behind the fact that our star athletes are no more important to the university than the lead oboist of the university’s wind symphony when comparing based on financial support. All of the players should have their scholarships ripped, and have them pay back any financial aid given since the day of their first transgression. They are worth negative money to OSU and we shouldn’t be throwing away opportunities for individuals who want to come to this university and make a real difference. Pryor and gang, find the next Greyhound and take it as far as it will go. Never come back. You are not welcome in Buckeye Nation any longer. You have put the history and future of our coach, program and institution in jeopardy, and for that, goodbye.

Would the Founding Fathers be in favor of the US’s current health care system?

to have a death sentence. We can screen for diseases like prostate and breast cancer, and we have shots that prevent diseases like HPV, polio, and tuberculosis. And yet all of this is completely unattainable for the almost 50 million Americans, according to the CDC, who don’t have health insurance. I’ve heard the argument that the founding fathers said nothing about health insurance or health care, and therefore they could not have wanted us to have universal health DORO THY POWE LL care. Well, that’s ridiculous, isn’t it? powell.447@osu.edu There are plenty of things that are vital to modern life that the founding fathers not only didn’t discuss, but couldn’t possibly have imagined. Cars and interstates, radio and television, computers and the Internet,

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There are many reasons why I believe that we should switch to a single-payer health care system. It would be a lot easier for me to see a doctor here in Ohio, since I’m about 500 miles outside my insurance’s coverage area. The litany of drugs a good friend is on would be much cheaper. And the millions of Americans who skip routine physicals every year would finally be able to get the health care they need and deserve. But ultimately, I think that this debate boils down to basic human kindness. I do not comprehend how someone can sit back and watch as people die for want of a pap smear or a prostate exam or a trip to the emergency room, and then argue that fixing that would cut into their profit margins. I’m not a religious person, but I do believe to sit idly by while a fellow person suffers, knowing that there’s a way to end it, is cruel. And to sit idly by because acting would hurt your bottom line? That’s simply unforgivable. Medicine these days is light-years ahead of where it was even 50 years ago. Today, we can manage HIV to the point that those infected can live for decades, whereas even 25 years ago, to be HIV positive was

even women wearing pants. To say that because the founding fathers didn’t mention it, so they would obviously be against it is to put words in the mouths of some of the wisest and most influential people in our country’s history. Look, I’m not saying the government should have control over our health care decisions. I’d really prefer if the government didn’t know anything about my body or my health, thank you very much. But I do believe in order to survive, to thrive and to be able to pursue the American dream in the 21st century, people need to have access to basic health care. To deny anyone access to a yearly physical, or to see people enter bankruptcy just to pay medical bills for life-saving procedures, to see people choose between their lives and their money, is to deny them the right to life and the right to pursue happiness, and I cannot see how any of the Founding Fathers would have been in favor of that.

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Wednesday April 27, 2011

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Posey to Reed: How to receive with ease michael periatt Lantern reporter periatt.1@osu.edu The Buckeye quarterback battle has dominated talk at the water cooler, but the biggest concern heading into spring might have been the lack of depth at wide receiver. With DeVier Posey suspended for the first five games of the season and the graduation of Dane Sanzenbacher, the Buckeyes lost virtually all meaningful experience at the position. The Buckeyes have a collection of young players who hope to fill the void, but their performances in the early parts of the spring were far from encouraging. “We got young guys at receiver and I thought they really came along this spring,” coach Jim Tressel said after the Spring Game on Saturday. “I think after about three practices we were thinking, ‘Oh my gosh, we might be in three (tight ends), a fullback and a tailback.’” But Posey took it upon himself to bring the younger guys along. “I think for me the biggest thing to get those guys to understand as far as leading by example is practicing hard every single day,” Posey said. “I want them to see how passionate I play, how the game is supposed to be played and how fast the game is supposed to be played so that they can learn from that.” Posey said the receivers needed some help getting accustomed to college football and the rigors of being a student-athlete. “They had some rough days,”

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Wide receiver Verlon Reed catches a touchdown pass from quarterback Kenny Guiton during Ohio State’s Spring Game on Saturday. The offense won, 59-27. Posey said. “They had some days they didn’t want to play football anymore, and they had some days where they looked like All-Americans and I felt like that was key to get those guys on a straight line and keep them consistent.” Posey’s example seemed to make a big difference. During the first two jersey scrimmages, Posey was the only receiver to reach the end zone,

but Saturday’s Spring Game saw four new receivers cross the goal line. At 6-foot-5, 228 pounds, redshirt freshman T.Y. Williams is an imposing physical target. He’s had issues catching the ball in his brief time at Ohio State, but he led the team in receiving yards Saturday with three receptions for 83 yards, including a 68-yard touchdown catch from quarterback Taylor Graham.

Sophomore Corey “Philly” Brown is the only receiver with legitimate game experience. Brown had eight receptions for 105 yards and a touchdown last year and is the leading candidate to replace Posey as the top wide receiver. He hauled in a 15-yard touchdown pass from Braxton Miller on Saturday. Tressel seemed prophetic after calling redshirt freshman Verlon Reed the “dark horse”

before the Spring Game. Reed caught Saturday’s first touchdown pass, a 17-yard strike from Kenny Guiton. A quarterback in high school, Reed has caught the attention of his teammates with his play. “I think he’s stepped up,” offensive lineman Mike Brewster said. “I think he’s started to make a name for himself on the team.” Ryan Ross also caught a touchdown from Joe Bauserman.

“I felt like a proud dad today watching three of them score touchdowns and making big plays,” Posey said. “To me, that shows their growth and that shows their maturity.” Posey said the success for the young receivers in the spring game will help their progression through the summer and fall camps. “It’s definitely a confidence booster,” Posey said of the receivers’ touchdowns. “I think that was Corey’s second time scoring at Ohio Stadium and it was Tyrone and Verlon’s first time. They’re happy, man, and I’m really excited for those guys.” But the young group still has a ways to go. Most of the receivers’ success came when the first-team defense watched from the sidelines. “(The receivers) need to have tremendous progress between now and September,” Tressel said. “But I think for all of our guys, receivers especially, with the youth of them, this spring was well-served.” Recruits Devin Smith and Evan Spencer will both join the receiver battle this summer and hope to help the offense deal with Posey’s absence. Posey, quarterback Terrelle Pryor, offensive lineman Mike Adams, running back Dan Herron and defensive lineman Solomon Thomas are suspended for the first five games of the 2011 season for selling memorabilia and receiving improper benefits. Tressel will join them for failing to report their violations. OSU has until July 5 to respond to the NCAA’s questions and will meet with the Committee on Infractions on Aug. 12.

All eyes set on 4th consecutive MIVA championship

alex kopilow Senior Lantern reporter kopilow.1@osu.edu The Ohio State volleyball team continues its road toward a Midwestern Intercollegiate Volleyball Association Tournament championship Wednesday and says it’s up for the challenge. The top-ranked Buckeyes earned a bye in the MIVA quarterfinals and face the third-seeded Lewis Flyers at 7 p.m. in St. John Arena. The team has experienced players in its lineup, including five fifthyear seniors who have led it to an 11-1 record in the MIVA and a 22-6 record overall. “We knew this would be the best team we’ve had, at least in my career,” redshirt senior Kevin Heine said. “We just feel so comfortable together on the court.” This season, OSU coach Pete Hanson was the MIVA Coach of the Year, and redshirt senior setter Steven Kehoe was the conference’s Player of the Year. This was the 11th time Hanson won the award, and he has also racked up 13 MIVA championships in his 28 years at OSU. It was the second straight season Kehoe won the award, and both he and his coach agreed the honors were only made possible because of the team’s effort. “I can’t get the assists without my teammates putting the ball away, or passing a good ball,” Kehoe said. “Really I just credit it to all the work and time my teammates put in.” Hanson agreed. “Each one means you’ve had a good group of guys … more so than what I have done this year,” he said. Heine, outside hitter John Klanac and junior Shawn Sangrey were selected with Kehoe to the MIVA first team. “We know where we got last year with a younger team. We’ve only

got better with our summer lifts and summer playing,” Klanac said. “Everybody’s come back bigger and better.” The Flyers of Romeoville, Ill., (20-10, 7-5) finished tied for third in the MIVA. With the fourth seed, the Flyers played fifth-seed IPFW in a quarterfinal matchup. They defeated IPFW, 3-2 (25-20, 23-25, 25-22, 25-27, 17-15) and were led by Jay Petty, who leads the team in points per set with 4.58. The Buckeyes and Flyers split their two matches in 2011. OSU won the first match March 4, 3-0 (25-22, 25-20, 25-17). Sangrey recorded a match-high 20 kills, and Petty posted a team-high 14.5 points for Lewis, with a team-high 12 kills. On April 2, the Flyers defeated the Buckeyes, 3-1 (25-27, 25-23, 25-19, 25-21). Heine posted a team-high 15.5 points with 15 kills, while Petty played a big role for the Flyers again with a match-high 23 points with 22 kills. “I thought we were just a bit off,” Hanson said. “We wrapped up the conference the night before, and we just did not have that edge you needed from a mental perspective, which I know we’ll have (Wednesday) night.” In the first match the Buckeyes outhit the Flyers, .370 to .233, and in the second match Lewis outhit OSU .342 to .246. “The key will be serving and passing,” Kehoe said. “We just didn’t communicate well and didn’t focus on the first contact that we made.” The Scarlet and Gray has won 17 consecutive matches at home over its last two seasons. OSU’s last home loss came on March 3 of last year in a 3-0 loss to ninth-ranked Penn State. “Teams have a tough time coming in here because it’s such a big gym,” Kehoe said. “A lot of gyms we play in aren’t as big. The special awareness definitely plays to our advantage.” Loyola-Chicago and Quincy face off in the other semifinal match Wednesday. If OSU defeats Lewis, it will play the winner of that match for potentially its fourth straight MIVA championship Saturday at St. John Arena.

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Ohio State setter Steven Kehoe puts the ball up for middle Kevin Heine during a match against the Lewis Flyers on March 4. The Buckeyes won the match, 3-0.

Behind Hoke, Michigan football program is now in better shape than Ohio State’s SPORTS Columnist

BEN AXELROD axelrod.17@osu.edu

As Ohio State coach Jim Tressel helped turn the annual OSU-Michigan matchup into a rivalry about as one-sided as the rivalry between a bug and

a windshield wiper, an internal debate raged on inside Buckeye Nation: Would the rivalry — and college football, for that matter — be better off with a more competitive Michigan program? While some fans tired of the last weekend of the season being more of a formality than a tradition argued that it was better for the Wolverines to be a formidable foe, others warned to enjoy the Buckeyes’ dominance — which has included seven consecutive wins against “that school up north” — because, as history shows, it won’t last forever. The latter point is being proven before our very eyes. The Wolverines might not snap the Buckeyes’ streak this year, or even in 2012, but it’s

hard to look objectively at the OSU and Michigan programs and not see that they are on opposite paths. On one path, you have Tressel’s Buckeyes, which, thanks to a number of violations committed by players and coach alike, have the OSU football program potentially facing the most severe sanctions in its 120-year history. Although no one will know which sanctions will be placed on the Buckeyes until after Tressel and other university officials meet with NCAA Committee on Infractions on Aug. 12, judging by the notice of allegations the NCAA sent to OSU, it’s unlikely the Buckeyes’ punishment will be kind. For Tressel’s dishonesty with

both his school and the NCAA, as well as him knowingly playing ineligible players in the 2010 season, his Buckeyes will likely have the 2010 season vacated, and could face a loss of scholarships and a postseason ban. Ask the folks at Southern California how easy those sanctions are to overcome. Even if the best case scenario occurs for OSU — the NCAA decides the school’s selfimposed five-game suspensions for Tressel, Terrelle Pryor, Dan Herron, Mike Adams, DeVier Posey and Solomon Thomas is enough — there’s enough negative attention and bad publicity surrounding the program to hurt recruiting for years to come. On the other path is Michigan,

which, after spending three forgettable years under former coach Rich Rodriguez, appears to be on an upswing after having a breath of fresh air breathed into it by Rodriguez’s replacement, Brady Hoke. Unlike Rodriguez, who engineered a 15-22 record in three seasons in Ann Arbor, Mich., Hoke seems to understand the tradition of Michigan football. He’s emphasized defense, the quality of character of his roster and beating “that school in Ohio.” He’s essentially doing everything short of wearing a sweater-vest like the one Tressel did upon arriving in Columbus in 2001. Hoke will have a tougher time rebuilding the Wolverines than

Tressel did OSU a decade ago, but he appears to be on the right path. He already has three 4-star recruits committed to his 2012 recruiting class, and of his six total commits, three hail from the state of Ohio. The Buckeyes’ 2012 class has five committed recruits, all Ohio natives. One is a 5-star recruit and two are 4-star recruits. The immediate impact of Tressel’s transgressions will likely include his seventh consecutive win against Michigan being vacated. The long-term result, however, will be the elimination of the Buckeyes’ dominance against the Wolverines. And that’s something that might take a breath of fresh air in Columbus to restore.

Wednesday April 27, 2011

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arts&life Jon Stewart coming to town saM osTeRlinG Lantern reporter osterling.2@osu.edu

WEDNESDAY Steel Train 7 p.m. @ The Basement Foals featuring Freelance Whales 7 p.m. @ Outland Live

Almost six months to the day after rallying for national sanity, Jon Stewart, of Comedy Central’s “The Daily Show”, will be performing a night of standup comedy at the Palace Theatre at 7:30 p.m. Friday. Winner of two Peabody Awards, 13 Emmy Awards and a Grammy, Stewart and his fellow “Daily Show” writers have become critics of biased media and partisan government. While the show at the Palace Theatre won’t be like “The Daily Show,” a representative for promoter AEG Live, who declined to provide their name, said Stewart will be performing his stand-up comedy routine. Stewart and his show succeed because of how it meshes politics and satire, said Robert Thompson, director of the Bleier Center for Television and Popular Culture at Syracuse University. “The main thing about the ‘Daily Show’ is that they have great writers who do serious political analysis and bring

together great satire,” he said. “The way they mash together political leaders’ words, we wish we could see work like that on national news networks like CNN.” Stewart is no stranger to stand-up comedy, having performed for years on the New York City club circuit. “He’s very knowledgeable about what’s going on and he’s able to put a humorous twist on it,” said Brent Parys, a third-year in finance. Stewart showed off his comedy chops on the National Mall on Oct. 30, 2010, at his Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear. “His call to sanity and rational thought is veiled with satirical humor, but his message is still very valuable,” said Jason Tagliarina, a first-year in psychology. About 215,000 people attended the rally, according to a CBS News, illustrating Stewart’s widespread appeal. Thompson said Stewart holds so much influence because his reputation is built on politics. Attempts to reach Stewart for comment were unsuccessful. Tickets are on sale now and run from $58.95 to $69.20.

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Jon stewart performs at the Rally to Restore sanity and/or F ear on the national Mall in Washington, D.C., on oct. 30, 2010. He will perform at the Palace Theatre at 7:30 p.m. Friday.

THURSDAY Sleeping with Sirens 6 p.m. @ The Basement Beyond the Pale 8 p.m. @ Lincoln Theatre

Lantern staff weighs in on the lineup announced Tuesday for Lollapalooza 2011, the music festival Aug. 5-7 in Chicago

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FRIDAY Chelsea Automatic with Karate Coyote and Dear Christie 7 p.m. @ A&R Music Bar Lil B 8 p.m. @ Newport Music Hall

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SATURDAY The Pains of Being Pure at Heart 7 p.m. @ The Basement Guster with Good Old War 7 p.m. @ Stage AE

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The inevitable issue with Lollapalooza is the conflict of schedules between multiple bands you want to see, especially at the headliner level. This year features a so-called “fourth” set of headliners, which will most likely convolute things even more. My advice: Go with the act that is less likely to come back around. The current lineup has me worried that Eminem and Muse will square off, Eminem is the better choice, because he has scaled back his touring as of late, whereas Muse gets around. Here are two that I have set in stone from the “big eight” acts: I will be seeing A Perfect Circle and I will not be seeing Deadmau5. The former, although appearing at this year’s Rock on The Range in Columbus, was very consistent in its heyday. Deadmau5, despite reportedly having an amazing light show, is one of the most boring artists on the electronic scene, even if he is popular. I’d rather see smaller, more interesting artists like The Chemical Brothers or Juno Reactor. Hip-hop wins the award for best-represented genre this year. Eminem, Kid Cudi and Atmosphere (which just sold out the Newport) will all be there. Cee Lo Green will also be in attendance, and he’ll be willing to please after getting blasted by critics for his tardiness at Coachella. My sleeper pick is The Kills. They were my band of the year in 2008. Check them out. My best advice for anyone attending Lollapalooza is not to sleep in just because the bands you’ve heard of aren’t going on until 4 p.m. Festivals like this offer a great opportunity to check out something you’d never see otherwise. Last year I found The Soft Pack and I can’t wait to find more new music this year. Being from Chicago, I’ve spent a few weekends with Lollapalooza in the past, and with this being the festival’s 20th anniversary, this year will be no exception. I’ve always had a weird thing for Dave Grohl, so when Foo Fighters were confirmed as a Lollapalooza headliner back in February, I was stoked to see the rest of the lineup for my hometown’s most famous music festival. Throw in Eminem and Muse, and they had hit the trifecta. Before any of the other performers was even announced, I had shelled out the $215 for three-day passes amidst rumors that Coldplay and Adele might also be in attendance. When the lineup was announced this week, I was thrilled to see that I’d be getting my money’s worth. While the Adele rumor unfortunately turned out to be nothing more than talk, Coldplay was added to the list of headliners. Cee Lo Green was another promising name on the set after Gnarls Barkley’s 2006 Lolla performance. Arctic Monkeys, The Cars, and Ratatat are other names I’m looking forward to blocking off my schedule. I did shake my head a little when I found out The Pretty Reckless had been given a time slot because the thought of Taylor Momsen (the whack actress who plays that brat Jenny in “Gossip Girl”) bringing her ridiculous antics to my city was enough to make me sick. Luckily for me, there are plenty of other fabulous bands to save me. While I was disappointed that Death Cab for Cutie and Wilco will not be performing, this year’s lineup is spectacular. My only hope is I don’t have to decide between any of the headliners’ sets.

Just past midnight Tuesday morning, Lollapalooza confirmed the money I spent on a three-day pass will be the best $215 I’ve ever shelled out. I’m a Lollapalooza virgin, but rumors of Coldplay as a headliner pressured me to take the plunge and buy a ticket about a month ago. At that point, Eminem, Muse and Foo Fighters were confirmed as headliners, and I reasoned with myself that seeing at least those three would be worth the cash. When I received a call Tuesday morning telling me Coldplay had been confirmed, I couldn’t hold back a scream, and I don’t scream often. I’ve seen Coldplay live twice and Muse once. Each show was epic, but not as epic as this year’s Lolla line-up. Two Door Cinema Club, Grace Potter & the Nocturnals, Arctic Monkeys, OK Go and Christina Perri are just a few names that I am most excited about seeing. The line-up could only get better if Adele and/or Death Cab for Cutie showed up, rumors that I was disappointed to discover weren’t true. But the notion of seeing the headliners wipes away the disappointment. I never used to like Eminem. I thought he was trashy until last summer,when I developed an obsession with “Love the Way You Lie.” Essentially, if for some reason I had to choose between seeing Eminem and Muse, I think my head might explode trying to make that decision. Regardless, the fact that I will get to be reunited with Coldplay promises to make these the potentially most magical three days of my life.

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Modern Bldg. w/security system, ceramic tile flrs., DW, A/C, newer crpt, updated appl, ceiling fans, blinds. Off St. pkg Call 263‑2665 www.gasproperties.com 12th/near High, Available for fall, newly‑remodeled, hardwood floors, safe and convenient, large bedrooms, low utilities, d/w, w/d, free off‑street parking, a/c, starting at $275 pp, www.hometeamproperties.net or 291‑2600. 133 W. Oakland & Neil Ave‑2 bdrm TH avail for fall. Modern Bldg on N. campus close to Buss. School, corner of Neil Av. newer crpt, tile flr, A/C Off St. pkg new bath. Must see! Call G.A.S. Properties 263‑ 2665 www.gasproperties.com 1890 N. 4th St. Convenient to OSU and Downtown! Application Fee Waived! Large modern units are 910 sq. ft. Quiet building, off street parking, laundry facility, A/C, gas heat, dishwasher, on bus line. $595/month. No application fee! Call Myers Real Estate 614‑486‑2933 or visit www.myersrealty.com 190‑192 E Norwich‑ 2 brmTH avail. for fall. N. campus west of Indianola. Recently updated spacious units w/on site lndry & hkups in units. Updated baths ,A/C, off str prkg, Must see! Call G.A.S. Properties 263‑ 2665 www.gasproperties.com 1901 N. 4th and 18th, 2BR townhouse. Spacious, W/D, remodeled kitchen. $800/mo, 614‑989‑1524 www.pavichproperties.org 2 BD, 1 BA, spacious, $565/mo., recently renovated, 5 min from campus, fitness center, well maintained, 24 hr emergency maintenance, courtesy officer, on‑site laundry, no app fee, $200 deposit. 276‑7118 2 Bdrm 200 West Norwich. 1 block to business and engineering school. CA, OSP, LDY, BW. $800/month. Call 614‑208‑ 3111. www.smhrentals.com 2 BDRM Apartment 55 E. Norwich Ave. Spacious & Very Nice, C/Air, W/D, OSP, NO Pets $760/Mo. Call 961‑0056. www.cooper‑properties.com 2 BDRM Apartments 95 & 125 E. Norwich Ave. Great Locations, Lg. Bdrms, C/Air, OSP, NO Pets $760/Mo. Call 961‑ 0056. www.cooper‑properties.com 2 BDRM Townhouse 100 Frambes Ave. Spacious Unit, DW, W/D, A/C, Free OSP $990‑$1020/Mo. 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11th & Summit. 1535 Summit St. 3 Bedroom. 2 Full Bath. Off‑ street parking. Across the street from Certified on Summit. $900/mo. Call Jeff @ 216‑ 346‑0322. 1st month’s rent & deposit. 1901 N. 4th and 18th, 3BR townhouse. Spacious, W/D, remodeled kitchen. $900/mo, 614‑989‑1524 www.pavichproperties.org 3 Bedroom North Campus, 2435 Adams Ave. New everything. W/D, off‑street parking, $850. Available now. 614‑637‑ 6300 3 bedroom WITH FINISHED BASEMENT. Clintonville/North Campus. Spacious townhouse overlooking river view, walkout patio from finished basement to backyard, low traffic, quiet area, off‑street parking, 1 1/2 baths, W/D hook‑up, AC, no pets. Steps to bike path and bus lines. $820/month. 101 W Duncan. 614‑582‑1672

CONDO TOWNHOUSE FOR RENT Hilliard location, near I‑70 & Hilliard‑Rome Rd. 15 minutes by car to OSU. Express buses across the street go to and from OSU daily as well. End unit, 2 BD, 2.5 BA, fireplace, finished basement (or 3rd BD), full laundry; attached 1‑car garage; additional parking; fenced‑in patio. $1,000/month plus utilities (gas/electric/cable). Call 440‑935‑4090. Grad or Mature Students; Quiet Neighborhood Setting; NW ‑ Reed & Henderson Area; 10 Min From Campus; 2BR 1 1/2BA; Finished Basement with W‑D Hookup; Beautifully Renovated; Storage Galore; Walk to Grocery, Post Office, Banks, Restaurants; $750/mo. Call Owner Now: 614.459.9400; Pets Considered. Great Campus Location. Two bedroom, 1 bath townhouses at 109‑117 E. 9th, includes W/D, $895/month available August 1. Contact Beacon Property Management at 614.228.6700, ext. 32 to schedule a showing. kenny/henderson Road, 2 bedroom, 1 1/2 baths, townhouse apartment. Ideal for graduate students, near busline. A/C, woodburning fireplace, basement with W/D hookup, $635/month, 614‑519‑2044 brunopropertiesllc@yahoo.com Some of campus best properties, 2 BR townhouses, spacious, good locations, all with A/C, dishwasher, off street parking some with washer + dryer. Rent range is $675‑715 AND 2 BR flats in excellent shape $530/m. Call 718‑0790.

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arts&life lantern CD Reviews Soup bowls a gutterball in band’s 11th album “Fishin’ For Woos” Bowling for Soup

Aleesia Fo rni Lantern reporter forni.4@osu.edu Let’s imagine for a moment that someone were to perfect the art of time travel and venture through the years, back to 2003 and stumble upon a 14-year-old me, with her black hair, caked-on eyeliner and teenage angst. Now let’s envision this someone handing the 2003 version of me a copy of Bowling for Soup’s new album, “Fishin’ for Woos.” That girl would have eaten it up, sprinting home to pop it in the CD player, lock her door and blast tracks like “This Ain’t My Day.” But while both I and the punk genre itself have grown and moved on, it seems Bowling for Soup is still stuck in the past. After recently parting ways with their record label, Jive, after 10 years of collaboration, one would assume the band would pump out a fresh, new sound. Wrong. Their attempts at humor in this album are tired and overdone. With lead singer Jaret Reddick nearing 40, lyrics that reference strong feelings for a movie star in “Dear Megan Fox” or having inappropriate texting conversations with his boss on “S-S-S-Saturday” come across as uncomfortable.

The high point of the album can be found with the track, “Turbulence.” The band strips down to an acoustic guitar for the first verse, giving a surprising and much-needed break from the rest of the album’s borderline obnoxious tracks. After 11 albums, Bowling for Soup has not deviated far from their pop punk trademark. While fans of their previous work might not be unhappy, there are no pleasant surprises or signs of the band’s growth on this album.

Folk rock group’s latest effort far from toxic “All At Once” The Airborne Toxic Event

Ryan Book Senior Lantern reporter book.15@osu.edu The Airborne Toxic Event is one of the more misleading names in the music business. Anyone expecting a punk band or a speed metal outfit will be disappointed. An unbiased listener however, will not be disappointed. The band’s second release, “All At Once,” is a winner. The group’s genre falls somewhere between folk and rock. Acoustic guitars are prominent, and the band uses an upright bass as opposed to the usual bass guitar. Most impressive is violin player, Anna Bulbrook. Using strings in folk isn’t a new idea, but often the sound comes off as gimmicky. Bulbrook’s playing fits right in with the rest of the band. Also adding to the folk argument are the vocals of singer/ guitarist Mikel Jollett, who often resembles fellow folkie Langhorne Slim. The group can get riled up enough to earn itself a spot under the ever ambiguous “indie rock” moniker however. “Welcome to Your Wedding Day” is a march, equal parts dark and fun. “It Doesn’t Mean A Thing” uses the same

attitude, keeping things upbeat and cynical simultaneously. On the other hand, the group can also go to places that are strictly depressing. “The Kids Are Ready To Die” lives up to its morbid title. What all of the songs have in common regardless of mood is that Jollett delivers every line with the same honesty and passion. Whether the tracks reflect on Jollett’s actual life is irrelevant. It’s tough to fake sincerity. The only thing that hurts this band, at least from a sales perspective, is that there isn’t a clear single. That being said, every song is structurally sound on its own, but it doesn’t hurt to have that one song to hook new listeners. Single or not, this is solid album. Like I said, none of the tracks on this album hurt its cause.

His Name is Earle: New, old tracks gel well “I’ll Never Get Out of This World Alive”

Ryan Book Senior Lantern reporter book.15@osu.edu

Steve Earle

Steve Earle has existed on the fringe of popular music for nearly 30 years, always maintaining a level of critical respect and writing songs for bigger-named artists, but never achieving huge sales numbers himself. Earle’s blip on the culture radar grew significantly in 2009 with the release of “Townes,” an acclaimed collection of covers in ode to his mentor Townes Van Zandt. Earle stands to gain more attention for his newest collection of originals, “I’ll Never Get Out of This World Alive.” Although Earle penned every song on the album, not every track is new per se. Several are collected from his contributions to other artists and projects. He wrote “God is God” for singer-songwriter Joan Baez originally, but decided to take his own crack at it. It’s tough to blame him as it’s a great track. “I believe in God, God ain’t us,” he croons sagely. “Lonely Are The Free” was an originally part of the soundtrack to the film “Leaves of Grass.” Although the movie isn’t about Walt Whitman (despite its title), it’s easy to detect the poet’s influence in Earle’s songwriting. The instrumental approach

is one of utmost Americana, a sound like Creedence Clearwater Revival sans electric instruments, with touches of banjo and upright bass completing the feeling. Opening single “Waitin’ On The Sky” sounds like Earle went out into the neighborhood in his home state of Texas and gathered up a band to play in the garage. Other Southern odes include “This City,” a tribute to postKatrina New Orleans, in which Earle declares “this city won’t ever drown.” A collection of horns provides backing for the song and a taste of the track’s subject matter. “Townes” was Earle’s biggest sales success when it debuted, reaching the staggering position of 19 on the Billboard charts. Fortune might not be foremost in Earle’s mind, but he would certainly deserve it after so many years of consistently good results.

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