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Saturday night, more than 1,000 students gathered at Woodfest ’11, a block party on East Woodruff Avenue between High Street and Indianola Avenue. Columbus police dispersed the crowd with pepper spray at about midnight.

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This weekend’s Woodfest ’11 resulted in law enforcement intervention and injuries, arrests, thrown bottles and the use of pepper spray. Columbus police encountered a crowd of more than 1,000 people at about midnight Saturday on East Woodruff Avenue and attempted to disperse the crowd ° ooding the street. According to the police report, the ofÿcers used pepper spray to disband the crowd after bottles and cans were thrown at police. “We haven’t had issues like this in nine or 10 years,” said Sgt. Richard Weiner, public information ofÿcer for the Columbus Police Department. According to Lantern archives, large block parties on Chittenden Avenue in the early 2000s inspired similar police responses. Those parties were called Chittfest.

On Saturday night, Woodruff Avenue’s block party, Woodfest ’11, ended when the Columbus Police Department began spraying the crowd with pepper spray in reaction to thrown bottles and cans at one of the patrolling vehicles. More than 1,000 students fled the area, spilling into the surrounding neighborhoods. Property damage including a fight and dumpster fire were reported by police scanners as far as Iuka Avenue following the incident.

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11:30 – 11:45 p.m. — According to eyewitnesses, party began to get out of control.

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Two Ohio State students and one other man were arrested early Sunday morning after Columbus police ofÿcers cleared East Woodruff Avenue with pepper spray. Matthew Coleman, a 19-year-old majoring in biology, Brian Witt, a 21-year-old majoring in civil engineering, and Michael Shivak, 21, were arrested for assault on a police ofÿcer following the block party, Woodfest ’11. All three were charged with assault on a police ofÿcer, and Coleman was charged with two counts of assault on a police ofÿcer. Coleman and Witt tried to evade police and sustained “minor injuries” in the process, according to Sgt. Richard Weiner of the Columbus Police Department. Saturday evening into early Sunday morning, several houses organized a block party that spilled into the street, blocking trafÿc on East Woodruff Avenue between High Street and Indianola Avenue. Hometeam Properties, the owners of several of the host houses on East Woodruff Avenue, warned tenants in an email Thursday to be safe at Woodfest and to clean up by Monday morning, said Alex Curti, a fourth-year in ÿnance and logistics and resident of 62 E. Woodruff Ave., one of the party’s host houses. According to the police report, ofÿcers encountered a large crowd on Woodruff Avenue and saw several house parties with more than 1,000

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‘My motto is more college, less school’ After securing future plans, some seniors are ﬁnding it hard to focus on classes BLAKE WILLIAMS Senior Lantern reporter williams.3012@osu.edu Before they graduate in 27 days, many seniors are re-evaluating their priorities. Rather than focusing on classes and grades, some are instead focusing on making the most of the little time they have left as students. “I think everyone is kind of slacking off. … At this point you kind of realize you can only have your college lifestyle for four more weeks, and then you have to grow up,” said Chelsea Brown, a fourth-year in political science. “You have to savor every minute of it.” The impending life change might also bring some seniors unease as their focus shifts to enjoying the remainder of college. “When you are that close to graduating your focus shifts more to your future. You may even have some anxiety with that but there certainly is a shift in focus,” said Charles Emery, a professor of psychology. “In some ways it may be a bit harder to focus on what you are doing in a particular class during that quarter when you are about to graduate.” The lack of motivation for many seniors may be because they have already accepted job offers or will be attending graduate school.

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I think everyone is kind of slacking off … at this point you kind of realize you can only have your college lifestyle for four more weeks, and then you have to grow up. You have to savor every minute of it. Chelsea Brown fourth-year in political science

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The OSU Arts and Sciences Career Services Ofÿce exit survey of Spring 2010 graduates showed 54 percent were continuing in a graduate or professional program and 18 percent had secured employment. “I think, traditionally, Arts and Sciences students are more inclined to go to graduate or professional school,” said ofÿce director Stephanie Ford. Ford’s inclination might be correct. Sixty-two percent of 2010 engineering graduates had ÿrm post-graduation plans, said Rosemary Hill, director

of engineering career services. The distinction between professional or graduate school and employment was not made. Brown has already accepted a position with AmeriCorps and has seen her schoolwork decline as a result. “(I work) the least amount of hours as possible to get the grades I need,” she said. “I don’t go to classes that don’t require attendance if I don’t have a test.” Given the number of students with future plans, some professors understand why seniors’ motivation begins to wane. “By the time you get to the last quarter, you have already gotten what you are going to get in terms of your GPA, and you may have gotten into grad school, and I think at that point, it could be liberating,” Emery said. Though professors might understand a diminished level effort, some students don’t have the luxury of taking it easy in their last quarter. “I wish I could (slack off). I guess I am more fueled by the fear of not graduating (and) having a demanding schedule for my last quarter,” said Sarah Patterson, a fourth-year in business administration.

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As spring blooms and the skies clear, more and more students are bringing out their longboards and uniting in The Longboarding Club, or TLC. TLC is entering its third quarter of existence at Ohio State. Members of the club congregated on

Fest promoted fair trade, looked to educate public ALEESIA FORNI Lantern reporter forni.4@osu.edu Table after table of murals made from banana leaves, brightly-colored handbags and handcrafted necklaces created from paper ÿlled the room. While the goods from across the globe being sold at each table varied, they all had one thing in common: Those who produced them were treated fairly. Businesses and individuals came together to educate the public and celebrate fair trade practices at the ÿrst Midwest Fair Trade Fest Saturday at the Nationwide and Ohio Farm Bureau 4-H Center. “(Fair trade) helps promote working conditions and better pay,” said Casey Johanns, a secondyear in marketing who attended the festival. “(Workers are) paid better because it’s a higher quality product.” Johanns said she believes educating the public about the true meaning of fair trade is important. “There’s this misconception that fair trade is a charity, that we feel bad, so we’ll give them more money,” Johanns said. Fair trade is also a main focus of a course offered at Ohio State. Introduction to Development Studies gives students a chance to learn about fair trade, as well as business development. This course is also a pre-departure course for the students who will visit Nicaragua in June to participate in social and community development activities. “(Fair trade) is not the strongest or a perfect business model, but it’s more ethical,” said

Amber Seira, a second-year in public affairs who is a student in the Introduction to Development Studies class. Along with Global Gallery and Ohio Students for Fair Trade, students in the class helped organize the festival, as well as a raf° e to raise money for the trip. While in Nicaragua, students will visit fair trade cooperatives, a sweatshop and government trade ofÿcials. “I’m excited to learn and understand more about the implications of fair trade and personally experience all sides of it, from the producer to the consumer point of views,” Seira said. Another organization showcased at the festival was BeadforLife. This group sells necklaces that women in Uganda make out of paper. All of the proceeds beneÿt community development in those areas. Carolyn Martin, a volunteer for the group, said fair trade also promotes vocational training for those who produce the beads. “(BeadforLife) trains women to run their own business through beads,” Martin said. “Some women continue making beads, while others use the money they earned for other things.” Overall, students in the Introduction to Development Studies class collected $87 for their service projects before and after their visit to Nicaragua, Seira said. “I (spoke) with students, families, and adults from the Columbus community, so I’d say there were a decent size from every different population we as the class were trying to reach,” Seira said. “I think, overall, the event went well for its ÿrst year.”

the Oval Saturday afternoon for “TLC’s Board Bash,” the ÿrst major event the club has hosted since its inception. Matt Forquer, a ÿrst-year in mechanical engineering, said a longboard is longer and heavier than a skateboard. The trucks are wider and looser, the wheels are bigger and the bearings are higher quality. All of these features make a longboard easier to control while riding, Forquer said. Under a cluster of rain clouds, dozens of boarders carved, slid and rode the sidewalks, surÿng the waves of Oval Beach. Two speakers blasting heavy bass beats provided the soundtrack as riders participated in competitions, contests and raf° es. TLC is a student club that Forquer founded Autumn Quarter. Forquer said Saturday’s event was intended to increase awareness and interest in the club. “The whole thing was to get our name out there,” he said. “Recruiting was the initial goal.” Throughout the day, people walking by or relaxing in the Oval stopped and observed the action. Each of the competitions had a crowd of about 30 people watching, composed of non-competing club members and spectators. “Free pizza is always a big draw,” Forquer said. The Hippie Jump was Forquer’s favorite part of the day, he said. In this event, a person rides toward a rod supported in the air. While moving, the rider jumps over the rod while the board rolls under it, lands back on the board and rides away. Each round, the rod was raised. “It’s kind of like limbo,” club treasurer Jared Malvic said. “But in the opposite direction.”

Malvic, a ÿrst-year in materials science and engineering, said the highest “hippie jumps” were slightly higher than three-and-a-half feet. “I really liked competing in the Hippie Jump,” Forquer said. “It is more relaxed.” Forquer said the club was given a $400 budget for the event, most of which was spent on pizza and music. Different board companies donated the accessories and longboards that were given away in the raf° es, he said. Both Forquer and Malvic estimated that about 80 percent of TLC club members showed up throughout the afternoon. Forquer said there are about 100 people on the club’s mailing list. There are 89 people on the club’s Facebook page. Forquer said in March the club had more than 20 ofÿcial members. He attributed much of the recent membership increase to the club’s participation in the Spring Involvement Fair. OSU is not the only campus seeing an increase in longboarding popularity. Last month, the student newspapers at the University of New Hampshire and University of South Florida each had a story about rising longboarding popularity. Nick Gray, a second-year in marketing and head of media for the club, said longboarding is becoming popular with younger generations. “We can’t even keep up with the kids,” he said. “There were some kids from Upper Arlington, and they won all of the competitions. They are all better than us.”

Landlords to notify residents of ﬁnes for violating leases at Woodfest ’11 JESSE O’NEILL AND ALLIE KING Lantern reporters oneill.134@osu.edu and king.1563@osu.edu As many residents of East Woodruff Avenue joined efforts in hosting a block party that drew more than 1,000 people Saturday night, they might have neglected to heed their landlord’s warnings. Host houses of the party, known as Woodfest ’11, included residents of 41, 43, 56, 62, 66, 68, 71, 72, 78 and 115 E. Woodruff Ave., said Alex Curti, a fourth-year in ÿnance and logistics and resident of 62 E. Woodruff Ave. These houses are located between High Street and Indianola Avenue. Hometeam Properties emailed the tenants of the houses they own on East Woodruff Avenue Thursday, warning them of Woodfest, Curti said. Hometeam owns 62, 72, 78 and 115 E. Woodruff Ave. Hometeam warned residents to be safe during Woodfest and clean their yards by Monday morning. Although ofÿcers from the Columbus Police Department dispersed the Woodfest crowd using pepper spray around midnight Saturday, residents of 62 E. Woodruff Ave. said no violations of the lease occurred except hanging a banner. Zach Zimmer, a fourth-year in ÿnance and

resident of 62 E. Woodruff Ave., said the banner was taken down at about midnight. Zimmer said he thought Hometeam heard of the party from students who work for them, but he was not sure. The sample lease on Hometeam Properties’ website says tenants may not “dwell” on the roof, must comply with laws pertaining to distribution of a controlled substance, and cannot hang banners without Hometeam’s permission. Violators of the lease are subject to $50 ÿnes. In Thursday’s email, Hometeam said city code enforcement would issue citations Monday morning if yards are not cleaned and/or property is damaged. The rest of the houses are privately owned and residents declined to comment. Private landlords of properties on Woodruff Avenue did not notify their residents of the block party, residents said. Woodfest was a celebration of school spirit and American pride, said Chang Song, a fourth-year in ÿnance and DJ of the block party. “I would tell the crowd to chant ‘USA’ and they all followed,” Song said. “I was sober the entire time. It was a good vibe and everyone was having fun.”

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Some seniors stay focused on class in order to graduate “I’ve had to keep up pretty good just to make sure I graduate.” Patterson has not yet found a job and plans to travel the United States for four months after graduation, she said. With or without graduate school admittance or an accepted job, time is running out for seniors at OSU. That, more than anything, can contribute to students’ attitudes.

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Tear gas was used to break up 2001 block party The Lantern reported that 40 Columbus Police ofÿcers in riot gear and gas masks responded to a large congregation of partygoers, resulting in 26 arrests, 13 of which were Ohio State students, on April 22, 2002. Of the police ofÿcers that responded at Chittfest, 12 were reported to have sustained injuries. Much like Saturday night’s event, some attendees were seen throwing bottles and objects at the ofÿcers and the police wagon. Student response to the police action was similar

people blocking the street. Police responded to the situation and cleared out the area with the use of pepper spray. Woodfest was a celebration of school spirit and American pride, said Chang Song, a fourth-year in ÿnance and DJ of the block party. “I would tell the crowd to chant ‘USA’ and they all followed,” Song said. “I was sober the entire time. It was a good vibe and everyone was having fun.” Weiner met with reporters Sunday afternoon to discuss the situation. “You cannot take over the streets and you cannot put other people at harm,” Weiner said. “When you’re told to move out of the street by ofÿcers, and you don’t, you’re going to get that response that we gave last night. We will fog the area.” Weiner said several cans and bottles were thrown at police cruisers and the police wagon when trying to clear the area. He also said one ofÿcer was hit in the head with a full can of beer. Weiner said three ofÿcers sustained minor injuries, were treated at the scene and are ÿne. Zac Stearns, a third-year in political science, said the situation seemed to be under control at ÿrst, but it got really crowded quickly. “It started to get really crowded, people started to ° ood into the street, and that’s illegal,” Stearns said. “It went from being pretty in control, to not.” Michael Gersman, a ÿrst-year in materials science and engineering, said police did not

give any kind of warning when they sprayed the area. “They didn’t warn us or anything, they just came through and started spraying. Actually, it got a lot worse after they came through,” Gersman said. “I think they realized it was a bad idea because they pretty much incited the riot.” Weiner said police ofÿcers did, in fact, warn students. “There was a lieutenant inside that wagon that gave the dispersal warning,” Weiner said. “You can’t hear it on the YouTube video, but that lieutenant has assured chain of command that the dispersal warning was given.” Gersman said people were getting trampled, became angry and started yelling at police, and that it became more violent once they sprayed the area. Weiner said police acted appropriately. “I know there were a lot of issues between what people think happened, and what we did,” Weiner said. “I can tell you our response was more than appropriate. We cannot afford to let that go on; we cannot afford not to act.” Gersman said the situation after the initial spraying was intense, and there were people running through the alleys everywhere. “We all ran behind the streets on either side of Woodruff, people were throwing up everywhere, it was just a mess,” Gersman said. “I ended up ÿnding some of my friends and ended up heading over to one of my friend’s place nearby. It was really intense.” Weiner conÿrmed that several ofÿcers chased people through the alleys with pepper spray. “Yeah, we were following people through the alleys,” Weiner said. “Because we learned in the past that if we don’t continue to move them on, they will regroup and come back.” Curti said there was no damage to any of

the houses and no damage to any of the cars that were parked on the street. “I’m not really sure what the problem was, other than people being in the street,” he said. Curti said the original plan was for three of their houses to have a cookout-type celebration, and it grew to much more. “We tried to have our community ambassador to organize an ofÿcial WoodruffFest, but they said they were unsuccessful,” Curti said. Weiner said he was not aware of attempts to obtain a permit for the event. He said he was not surprised if attempts were unsuccessful because the permit process is long and difÿcult. Weiner also said the Columbus Police Department was aware of the party and had people monitoring it throughout the day. “We were monitoring a party. We were aware that there was going to be a lot of parties on Woodruff, so we had ofÿcers monitoring, making sure that everything was ÿne, and it was up until a point,” Weiner said. “All of the sudden we started getting a large crowd coming into the street, taking over the street.” Representatives from Mayor Coleman’s ofÿce, Ohio State Police and Willie Young, the director of off-campus student services, did not return calls and emails to The Lantern on Sunday. Gersman said he could not understand what the police were trying to accomplish. “There was no violence or anything before they came and they pretty much caused a riot,” Gersman said. “Everyone was chanting ‘U-S-A’ right before the police came and started spraying.” Brittany Schock contributed to this story.

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in both cases. While some students said the disorderly behavior and thrown bottles gave the police the right to retaliate with pepper spray, others said it wasn’t needed and created more of an issue. Cory Yaceczko, a third-year in accounting who lives on Woodruff Avenue, said he thought pepper spraying each house involved was excessive on the police’s part. “Everybody I talked to didn’t hear a warning,” Yaceczko said. “There was nothing really going on that was illegal.” Yaceczko said the event started off as just a neighborhood barbecue but the crowd eventually grew. “It started to get a lot bigger than we expected,” Yaceczko said. Greg DalSanto, a second-year in marketing, said

he didn’t think the Columbus police handled the situation properly. “It should have never escalated,” DalSanto said. “I don’t think people should have been Maced or tear-gassed.” DalSanto said he never heard the police give warnings over a loudspeaker. Weiner, however, said police did give proper warning and acted appropriately. “There was a lieutenant inside that wagon that gave the dispersal warning,” Weiner said. “You can’t hear it on the YouTube video, but that lieutenant has assured chain of command that the dispersal warning was given.” Woodfest and Chittfest aren’t the only large parties to result in problems for police and OSU students.

In 1989, more than 70 people were injured and six were arrested at a block party that the Ofÿce of Student Life sponsored at the French Field House, according to Lantern archives. An estimated 3,500 people attended the annual event, some of which were seen carrying knives and guns. According to Lantern archives, on April 21, 2001, between 1,500 and 2,000 people congregated on Chittenden Avenue. People were reportedly rocking cars, setting ÿres, throwing bottles and a motorist was assaulted. Police used tear gas and kneeknocker wooden bullets to try to disperse the crowd. One week later, similar incidents occurred on East Norwich Avenue, also called Norwichfest, and East 13th Avenue, according to Lantern archives.

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It’s called “walking street,” and it’s here to entice you. Situated near to the soothing churns of the ocean, walking street is a mecca for tourists on the cheap. Lighted signs of bars and shops wink at you from both sides, chalkboards display prices for beer cheaper than even water and for a measly sum of bath, massage parlors promise wearied travelers pampering to ease aches and pains. But in this district of Pattaya, Thailand, it’s almost too easy to ignore these attractions. Instead your gaze strays to the overwhelming presence of girls. They are spilling out of the bars, flirting with male passersby and coaxing all men arm-free of wife or girlfriend into lurid propositions. Earlier this year, I visited Pattaya. Along with plentiful tourist activities, magnificent weather and gleaming beaches, Pattaya’s fame comes through its reputation as a hotspot for prostitution in Thailand. Yet, it was not the twinkling beaches that I remembered. It was the sight of scantily-clad young girls capturing men with their welcoming smiles that etched itself in my mind, though I tried with all might to forget. A 2009 Human Rights Report by the U.S. Department of State found that in Thailand, “There were 76,000 to 77,000 adult prostitutes in registered entertainment establishments.” However, the reality may be far greater. The report goes on to say, “NGOs believed there were between 200,000 and 300,000 prostitutes.” Deena Guzder, in an article for the Pulitzer Center says that sex tourism “comprises 2 - 14% of South East Asian countries’ economy.” Guzder’s article also notes the view of Taina Bien-Aime, the

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Executive Director of Equality Now, a human rights organization that focuses on women’s issues. She says to “focus not only on the women, but who are the contributors to this billion dollar sex trade.” Guzder relays Bien-Aime’s belief that “ending the multibillion dollar trade must begin with holding buyers accountable rather than nurturing any illusions that sexual exploitation is beneficial to women.” Solving the apparent disconnect between this underground industry and our own world comes through the hard-wired mindset of tourists and what contributes to the forma-

tion of their mindset. Our culture declares that gratuitous pleasure and sex is not only permissible, but it’s desirable; all taboos have been lost. It’s a mutual goal for the “young & the restless.” The thick line that once dictated all pornography into its own distinct group is quickly eroding. Aldous Huxley forewarned us through an exaggerated future dystopia of “Brave New World,” the direction society was heading; the hedonistic form of entertainment was open acceptance and encouragement of the

continual viewing of pornographic material, as the audience sat in a state of mindless euphoria. Comparing, possibly the most pure of cinematic releases, “It’s a Wonderful Life” released more than a decade after Huxley’s novel to the quotidian movie releases and music videos of today, we seem to be a stone’s throw away from Huxley’s anticipated future. With these same attitudes and cultural concepts in mind, we seek to travel, but for some tourists, their lasciviousness is deeply ingrained. The destination countries respond. Prostitution, at its most callous simplification, is a business fed by demand of tourists. By guile, force or as a last-resort, women and girls enter the business. Their wide smiles do not suggest their desire for potential clients, rather the assurance of food, schools fees, and basic housing for the next day. The majority of tourists have the decency and ability to refuse. Yet, for those easily persuaded by culture’s overarching prescription for happiness, while under the influence and standing before an alluring young girl, the ability to say no is seriously undermined. Although seas apart, our society and the commercial exploitation of women in developing countries is steadily linked. The silver lining is that we determine our demand. Once in a while, skip the comedies with a ribald script in favor of more wholesome fare. It seems an extrapolation, but as demand for the bawdy diminishes, our culture is redirected toward a more respectable avenue; whether or not this can eventually lead to cleaner minds of tourists, there is never any harm in turning off MTV and re-watching a favorite Disney classic.

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A group of more than 70 Catholic university professors, priests and sisters sent a letter Wednesday to House Speaker John Boehner, calling him one of the worst in Congress at helping the poor. It was in retaliation of Boehner’s support of budget cuts and reduction of government spending, some of which goes to welfare programs. “From the apostles to the present, the Magisterium of the Church has insisted that those in power are morally obliged to preference the needs of the poor,” the letter read. The letter was sent prior to Boehner’s commencement address at the Catholic University of America in Washington, D.C., on Saturday. While it was directed to Boehner specifically, its message was more an example of the Catholic Church flexing its political strong arm. As a Catholic, I often prefer when this arm is sleeved. The issue of government spending, particularly entitlement spending, often gets reduced to the concept of compassion. Lawmakers who support high levels of entitlement spending are often deemed compassionate. Those who oppose are ruthless, cold-hearted and cruel. In other words, it is noble to take money from people who have earned it and give it to those who haven’t. However, true compassion is

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expressed by people who give of their money and time unprompted. Being forced to pay taxes is not compassionate. Neither is giving away other people’s money. For Catholic leaders to imply that charitable giving requires an even bigger government is not echoing the voice of God, but rather is endorsing a statement that is purely political. It is honorable for us as human beings to give generously to those among us who need it most. It is not, however, the government’s duty to create cradle-to-grave entitlement programs on the backs of society’s earners and wealth generators. Forging ahead on our path of uncontrollable government spending

will, in the long run, do more to harm the poor than will reducing funding for some of these programs now. Such irresponsibility is not only hurting us in the present day but is also harming the future generations that will be forced to pay for this in some form or another. This includes the unborn, which the Catholic Church rightly defends. This certainly is a moral issue, but the message in the letter to Speaker Boehner was not written to uphold religious values. It was written to push a political agenda. This was not the first time the Church has voiced its political opinions, however. In 2008, the Council of European Bishops, which represents Roman Catholic leaders in Europe, supported a blatantly political call to action regarding global warming. It supported an effort by the World Council of Churches to ring their bells 350 times to symbolize the 350 parts per million that marks the supposedly safe upper limit for carbon dioxide in the atmosphere. I now urge Catholic Churches across the United States to ring their bells 14.3 trillion times to symbolize the national debt, which is another serious and, yes, moral problem facing our country. I might even write them a letter.

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Speaker of the House John Boehner (R-Ohio) is congratulated Jan. 5 in Washington, D.C.

Are you comfortable in your own company? It’s important to find a ‘happy place’ I recently had a conversation with my friend Rachel, who is a nurse. She got married to her husband and now has a beautiful baby girl. I got married to graduate school. I was telling her this past weekend that bell hooks was on campus the past two weeks, and her presence is a present and always makes me introspective. I told her I love her choices but those are not the choices I want to make PATRICIA CUNNINGHAM with regards to marriage, baby, cunningham.212@osu.edu house and dog. I disclosed that I was not confident that marriage and settling down was for me. I like my freedom and ability to do what I want (within reason). Well, just like a best friend should, she said what I needed to hear: “Patty, you don’t have to do what I or anyone else is doing, you have to do you…” I am not the “American Dream” kind of woman because I

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What’s your happy place? This past Wednesday I was at the Women’s Fund of Central Ohio’s annual Keyholder event at the Ohio Theater, and Goldie Hawn was the noted speaker. She has been seen recently on Oprah talking about her involvement in the positive psychology movement. She said that night that children in the United States are the second-least happy children in the world, after children in England. For all the wealth and power in the world, why are people, and especially children, discontent? I think it comes from a lack of thought and thoughtfulness. In the fall, I talked about how gratitude is one of the top methods of increasing happiness, but I am now concerned with why so many people feel like baby’s diapers’ blowout. I know one thing that Americans do well: consume. “Materialism is toxic for happiness,” said University of Illinois psychologist Ed Diener. We sell children materialism instead of depth and charity. If we pause on consuming worthless entertainment and start being present in our own lives, the happiness factors may change for people’s lives. The happiest people are those who pursue personal growth and intimacy. These people do not look for the validation of others but have come up with their own rubric.

know too much about the pitfalls of meritocracy and the range of social injustices. I want to help children but not procreate any. I cannot get my heart off the fact that so many kids need good homes, why have more children if I can love the ones who are invisible? We do not have to take part in what makes others happy because we may never tap into our own happy. If we wait for circumstances and other people to feed and provide our happiness, we always will be searching and coming to the conclusion that there is nothing worth celebrating. Our own personhood is provocative. We can bring our own merriment by investing in others joy and sharing their triumphs. We can also participate in the activities that make us feel well. Something I started doing was taking myself to the movies. At the AMC theaters, if you go before noon the cost is five dollars. I do not have to coordinate a gathering. I just go when best fits my schedule and I enjoy my own company. Most people do not know how to be alone. I am not talking about loneliness and isolation, I am talking about solitude. Being alone with your own thoughts and wrestling with your own darkness and inner musings. When I take the moment to bask in the colors of my own personhood I check into the creative space, put my tutu on, and as Asher Roth said with his one hit wonder, “be by myself sometimes.”

Path toward ‘American Dream’ hinges on our creativity, critical thinking abilities

marc rostan rostan.1@osu.edu The following is the winning essay in The Lantern’s $1,000 for 1,000 words contest. The prompt the writer chose was: “Is the American dream dying for our generation? Are you optimistic or pessimistic about your future and the future of the country?” Not very long ago, I read an article in The Economist (dated April 15th) analyzing how real the disparity between the rich and poor is in America. The article used a lot of jargon reserved for people like Ben Bernanke and the upper echelons of the intelligentsia - The Economist’s target audience - but it does hammer home its main point in simple English: The rich are getting a lot richer, probably richer than we think, while the middle class is merely scraping by. Its author, credited only as M.S., even went as far as writing that America today is more segregated by class than much of Europe, vestiges of aristocracies and all. There is always an article or conversation about this income gap somewhere, and sobering analyses like this one make me inclined to believe the American Dream is closer to being six feet under with each passing day. And it is not solely rooted in the charge that America is abandoning its middle class. To take a look at America’s attitudes toward immigrants and many non-Christians, for example, suggests it is becoming a more exclusive nation. This is not the America of previous generations, I’m inclined to think. The notion that anyone can achieve prosperity is antiquated; the opportunities in this land are becoming farther and fewer between. When I take a step back, I realize America of generations past worked under a different system. America in 2011 runs on a new economic engine, and so maybe the American Dream as we know it hasn’t yet caught up.

Think about what the American Dream meant to our parents and grandparents. First, they received some education. Maybe a couple got to go to college, but for the most part a high school diploma was the gold standard. That was all that was necessary to start finding work. A lot of our relatives, especially here in Ohio, went to work in factories. Of course many went to work in other fields, but the blue-collar worker typified upward mobility for many. From there, our parents and relatives improved their lot, and after a while were able to move out of whichever big city they were based in: Cleveland, Cincinnati, wherever. They found a home in Parma, Cheviot, or any other suburb, and from there, things really took off. They bought a second car, took weekend trips in the summer and put their kids through better and more advanced schooling than they had. This was the model of the American Dream that worked. These so-called “everyday people” improved their lot, accumulated more material goods and moved into a better living situation than before. As many of us know, however, America underwent a shift. Finding work at age 18 is unthinkable today. Work in manufacturing to achieve a decent standard of living is disappearing fast. That is why we think the American Dream is dying. A lot of us are still led to believe it is an easy process to envision and execute, and all it takes is a little bit of work. The times have changed, though, and the notion of the American Dream needs to change, too. I like to believe the American Dream is still alive and can be achieved with the same hard work as previous generations, albeit in a different mold. In my case, and in the case of many here at Ohio State, we are doing our best to conform to the demands of the new economy. We have already taken a great leap by being here. Some form of higher education is necessary, and while that virtue has been stressed to us countless times it is only because any modern workforce demands it. In terms of what we are actually doing with this education, many are finding an interest or specialization. The modern workforce is full of

specialists, and those who exploit their interest to do work few others can do are the ones prospering today. Beyond the classroom, I and many others are building broader and farther reaching social networks. It is almost necessary to know more people and have more resources from diverse places because, unlike years ago, relying solely on community and kinship ties will not reach far. So when looking at the Ohio State community and myself, I have confidence in the future. We have made it this far for an opportunity to earn a degree. We either have the tools or are acquiring them so as to be prepared for a new kind of workforce where knowledge precedes prosperity. Yet Ohio State and colleges in general are not enough to represent a “new” American Dream. They never will be, not until we give scores of other men and women from this generation an opportunity to be on par with those of us fortunate enough to have access to education. We’ve struggled for decades as a society as far as education disparities, and the recent news of funding cuts to Ohio schools only offers more discouragement. Fixing that problem, and similar problems in other states, will not be a cure-all. It is, however, a step in the right direction. For if we start to change that, it will begin to signify a new mindset, a renewed attitude that will preserve the American Dream. When our collective mentality undergoes a shift, and more and more of us understand that having more schooling and the ability to create and think – skills that will help more of us thrive in modern times and take the same amount of hard work that brought prosperity to previous generations – then we will have chartered a path toward a new American Dream and away from the contemporary Gilded Age, as The Economist reports. Whether or not this will happen in my lifetime, I am not sure. It will depend on our national priorities and the choices of emerging leaders from my generation. It will be in my hands and in the hands of my peers, for better or worse.

Monday May 16, 2011

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See solutions to sudoku, octo & crosswords online at thelantern.com Doodle-a-day we started it, so how will you ﬁnish it?

ACROSS 1 Self-indulgent place for breakfast 4 Complete chaos 9 Opinion column, briefly 13 Algeria neighbor 14 “Don’t be ___!” 15 Herr’s mate 16 Dusk-to-dawn cramming session 18 Top pick, slangily 19 Bayer : Levitra :: Pfizer : __ 20 Holy messenger 22 Training neckwear for noisy dogs 25 Early Peruvian 28 Bond creator Fleming 29 Bordeaux buddy 30 Sharp to the taste 31 HST predecessor 32 Quaking trees 35 __ Balls: Hostess snacks 36 “Definitely!” 38 John or Jane, anonymously 39 Materialistic thirtysomething 41 The Trojans of the NCAA 42 Bank offer 43 Like some rights and engrs. 44 Opposite of NNW 45 Digit on a “Magic” ball

46 Suffer defeat 49 Longtime “20/20” co-host Walters 50 “A Streetcar Named Desire” woman 54 With the bow, in music 55 Toothless menace described by the starts of 16-, 22-, 36- and 46-Across 58 “Kiss my grits” TV diner 59 Mary Tyler __ 60 Assistant 61 Summer quaffs 62 Weapon for Zorro 63 Place, as bricks DOWN 1 Vacation island south of Borneo 2 Jazz great Fitzgerald 3 Archie’s pet insult for Edith 4 Comics Viking 5 Sound at a sauna 6 Doggie doc 7 Crater Lake’s locale 8 Salmonesque color 9 Turnpike exit 10 Great Plains burrower 11 Hangover locales? 12 Hamilton vs. Burr, e.g. 13 Big D hoopster

17 Shah’s domain, once 21 Turn way up, as radio volume 23 Captain hanged for piracy in 1701 24 Go on a bender 25 Teensy 26 Half of Mork’s farewell 27 Agricultural phenomenon sometimes linked to UFOs 31 Antagonist 32 “Easy as” letters 33 Ark-itect? 34 Shipped 36 Skin care giant 37 Like hand-me-downs 40 Vegas supervisor 42 Nonmetaphorical 44 It lengthens toward evening 45 O.T. book before Job 46 Revealed 47 Minimal haircuts 48 “¿Cómo está __?” 49 Crimson Tide, to fans 51 “Star Wars” princess 52 Lord’s mate 53 Absorbed, as costs 56 Bath bathroom 57 Flub the shot, say

Horoscopes by Nancy Black ©2011 Tribune Media Services Inc. TODAY’S BIRTHDAY Get some alone time with someone beloved. You crave action, but for today get peace and beauty. Relocation may be worth considering. What works best for your partners and team? Set yourself up to really play full out together. You’re up to something. To get the advantage, check the day’s rating: 10 is the easiest day, 0 the most challenging. ARIES March 21 – April 19 Today is a 9 -- An expert can open your eyes, and a partner can provide the answer. You learn quickly together. Keep things quiet today. Be a good listener, and keep all secrets. TAURUS April 20 – May 20 Today is a 6 -- Listen carefully to a loved one and/ or a child. Something gets revealed that leads to a prize. Accept acknowledgment from far away, and remember good times. GEMINI May 21 – June 21 Today is a 7 -- Although you love action, stable peace and quiet serves you better. Be a good listener, and a partner provides a delightful solution for positive change. CANCER June 22 – July 22 Today is an 8 -- Your willingness to learn new technology gives you an edge, and you produce better results than expected. Play by the rules and gain stature. Accept a nice benefit. LEO July 23 – Aug. 22 Today is a 7 -- Something you thought wouldn’t work surprises you. Find a hidden treasure. Children have something to contribute, and look up to you.

VIRGO Aug. 23 – Sept. 22 Today is a 9 -- Plan your next vacation now, if you haven’t already done so. Delegate some of the work, and part with some of your treasure for the good of all. LIBRA Sept. 23–Oct. 22 Today is a 9 -- For about four weeks, you see new possibilities in your finances. You’re learning to be successful. Dig deeper in your instinct. It’s easy to find the right words. SCORPIO Oct. 23 – Nov. 21 Today is a 9 -- Getting and giving support is much easier now. Invest in your home, family and infrastructure, or assume things will stay as they are. You can afford it. SAGITTARIUS Nov. 22 – Dec. 21 Today is a 7 -- A brilliant idea solves the problem after shifting the perspective to reveal new information. Express your love and accept the same. You’re irresistible. CAPRICORN Dec. 22 – Jan. 19 Today is an 8 -- For the next month, you’re lucky in love. Reaffirm a commitment. Reward a partner or a friend. You’ll think of something. Being polite is a virtue to be practiced. AQUARIUS Jan. 20 – Feb. 18 Today is a 9 -- You’re entering two days in the emotional limelight, and four weeks of love and family. Friends come up with fabulous questions and surprising answers. PISCES Feb. 19 – March 20 Today is a 9 -- Let your imagination loose. It’s helpful, if you’re working out a compromise. Somebody out there loves you. Listen carefully. Let the winds carry you.

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Hustler sex shop coming to Clintonville

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Founder and publisher of the Hustler brand Larry Flynt is returning to his Ohio roots. Hustler Hollywood is expected to open this summer in the building formerly occupied by Tan Pro at 2761 N. High Street, between the Giant Eagle and now out-of-business White Castle. Hustler Hollywood is described as the official Hustler store, according to its website. Visitors must be 18 years old and up to enter the website. Clintonville businesses were aware of the store’s arrival, with much speculation about the store and its impact on the area. “I heard it was going to be a coffee shop as well,” said Rhonda Wilmoth, assistant manager of Tim Horton’s in Clintonville.

Reports are varied, but businesses differ on their opinions about the store opening. “We obviously aren’t very happy about it,” Wilmoth said. “We’re worried about attracting not-so-great people to the area, customers we don’t want.” Worried or not about the establishment and its clientele, Mozart’s Café does not expect the store to have staying power. “I wish (Flynt) the best, but I don’t think it’s going to last in our area. Clintonville is too family-oriented for a place like that,” said Jessica Allen, manager of Mozart’s Café. Flynt started his first business in 1965 by opening a bar in Dayton and a go-go bar there in 1968. The most recent Hustler store to open prior to the Columbus location was in Cincinnati in March. The former Bexley resident also visited Clintonville on May 10, according to WBNS-TV. Attempts to reach Hustler for comment were unsuccessful.

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Larry Flynt’s Hustler Hollywood, an adult store, is coming to Clintonville and will operate out of the building formerly occupied by White Castle at 2761 N. High St. Flynt is a native of Bexley, Ohio.

Poetry Reading: Marica Bodrozic 3:30 p.m. @ Max Kade German House Maylene and the Sons of Disaster 6:30 p.m. @ The Basement An Evening with Stephen Lynch 8 p.m. @ ARC - Courts

TUESDAY Bowling for Soup 6 p.m. @ The Basement

“Close-Up” 7 p.m. @ Wexner Center Film Video Theater Gospel and Spiritual Ensemble 8 p.m. @ Weigel Hall Auditorium

WEDNESDAY Art Museum Day 11 a.m. @ Wexner Center

Guys Night In with Modern Family 7 p.m. @ Mershon Auditorium

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Ohio State students Mary Fox (left) and Whitney Howell (right) model outfits in the ‘Culture Shock’ fashion show Saturday at the Ohio Union.

New Music Collective Spring Performance & Happening 8 p.m. @ Weigel Hall Auditorium

Fashion show ‘shocks’ Union

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Art Spiegelman 4 p.m. @ Wexner Center Film Video Theater Visiting Artist: Jill Reynolds 7 p.m. @ Sherman Studio Art Center Marotta Hour: “We Love You” 7 p.m. @ OSU Urban Arts Space

Stage lights lit up the runway and models showcased everything from Tokyo street-style to the avant garde at Saturday’s “Culture Shock” fashion show put on by Ohio State’s Fashion Production Association. The Archie Griffin Grand Ballroom in the Ohio Union housed the event, hosting hundreds of viewers who saw what this year’s batch of novice designers had turned out. The fashion show has been a presence in the fashion and retail studies department for the past 18 years under the direction of Nancy Rudd, associate professor of consumer sciences at OSU. Each year the fashion show has unique themes to guide the designers. This year’s theme was inspired by five global and diverse cities: Johannesburg, Paris, Rio de Janeiro, Tokyo and New York. The 60 looks were designed by 26 students from the FPA and provided the crowd with plenty

of surprises in the form of lights in hoop skirts, Harajuku girl-inspired styles and laser-cut paper cages molded over clothing. Alexandra Ruiz, a second-year graduate student in architecture, showcased her attraction to structural designs in her five-piece collection in the New York segment of the show. Ruiz said she spent more than 200 hours lasercutting paper to create 3-D paper cages over her models’ minimalist white outfits. She said that despite the intense workload, it was all worth it. “You work so hard for so long, then finally, for 45 seconds, you get a little bit of satisfaction,” Ruiz said. Sami Jo Morgan, a third-year in fashion and retail studies, completed the most outfits of the night with six colorful garments. She said she used this opportunity to work outside the box. “This is your chance to do something crazy,” Morgan said, “so why wouldn’t you go for it?” Most of the student designers are self-taught. There is no actual sewing or construction aspect of the fashion and retail studies major, so students wishing to learn these skills often take costume-

making classes from the theatre department or learn the more technical aspects by taking courses at the Columbus College of Art & Design. Another hardship is the cost of designing clothes, an out-of-pocket expense for the students. One of Morgan’s largest hurdles came in regards to the cost of making six outfits. Even with the help of parents, it was still a challenge, she said. “It was a lot of coupon clipping,” Morgan said. “I’d do it again, but not six outfits. I think I got it out of my system.” Morgan’s night only got more exciting after she agreed to marry her boyfriend, Steven Gallian, when he proposed to her in the bottom of the Union in front of friends, family and a few hundred onlookers right after the show. There was also intense behind-the-scenes work for months led by Rudd and FPA president Erica Clark-Covert, a fourth-year in fashion and retail studies, who had been putting the show together since the start of Fall Quarter. The several hundred attendees who donated the $1,376 in the silent auction prior to the show for the charity Thirst Relief International.

Kutcher not an especially surprising choice for ‘Men’ ART S Columnist BEN AXELR OD axelrod.17@osu.edu

The news that Ashton Kutcher has signed on to replace Charlie Sheen on the hit TV show “Two

and a Half Men” was instantly met with apparent laughter and #smh (shaking my head) hashtags from Twitter users who thought they were being “Punk’d.” However, once you accept that one of TV’s most controversial stars is now being replaced with an actor whose most prominent role in the last three years has been in Nikon camera commercials, the idea seems less crazy than it first appeared. For better or worse, no one is going to replace Sheen on a show that hinges on Sheen acting like Sheen. Seeing an actor like Rob Lowe, who, like Sheen, has built a career on

playing alcoholic playboys, sitting around in Sheen’s bowling shirts and all-weather moccasins while being called “Charlie” would not only have been awkward, but would have quickly rendered the show irrelevant. With Kutcher, however, the show now has an actor different enough from Sheen to give it a fresh take but who still has enough in common with the show’s former star to keep the “winning” formula going. That formula looks something like this: comedic actor plus nagging brother and nephew equals funny (or at least ratings). Kutcher, like Sheen (and many other comedic actors)

excels at one thing: playing himself. Although Kutcher’s style as the bumbling idiot who gets by on his good looks is different than Sheen’s sexually impulsive narcissism, putting Kutcher in situations to interact with depressed divorcee Alan (played by Jon Cryer) and his idiot son Jake (played by Angus Jones) could prove to be just as entertaining. The age difference between Sheen and Kutcher also bodes well and provides a natural storyline for the future of “Two and a Half Men.” Imagine the ninth season of “Two and a Half Men” opening up at a funeral for Charlie, who

has just died of, oh I don’t know, an overdose. Instead of Charlie’s sizable inheritance going to Alan or Jake, it turns out that his millions earned from the advertising jingle industry will belong to his illegitimate son, Ashton. From there, both Alan and Jake are forced to live with a different type of immature and incompetent millionaire than the one they were previously used to. Factor in that Ashton’s inherent daddy issues will cause the same type of comedy that Charlie’s daddy issues did, and it’s practically a match made in casting heaven. And who isn’t excited for the inevitable episode in which

Ashton steals a guest-starring Demi Moore? Or the one where college buddy Sean William Scott stays at their house and they can’t find their car? Or even the one in which Bruce Willis shows up as the angry husband of a wife that Ashton just slept with? Or the one in which Ashton gets high in a basement with Topher Grace, Wilmer Valderrama, Danny Masterson and Mila Kunis? The possibilities are practically endless. And even if it doesn’t work out, so what? “Two and a Half Men” wasn’t exactly “Seinfeld” or even “The Office” with Sheen anyway.

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Monday May 16, 2011

thelantern www.thelantern.com results FRIDAY Men’s T ennis 4, Ball State 0 Wisconsin 11, Softball 3 (6 innings) Iowa 7, Baseball 0

SATURDAY Men’s T ennis 4, Notre Dame 0 Wisconsin 8, Softball 0 (6 innings)

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SUNDAY Baseball 10, Iowa 4

Victory propels Buckeyes to 4th place in Big Ten action; Minnesota awaits

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Baseball v. Toledo 12pm @ Columbus, Ohio

WEDNESDAY Women’s Golf: NCAA Championships All Day @ College Station, Texas

THURSDAY Women’s Golf: NCAA Championships All Day @ College Station, Texas Men’s Golf: NCAA Regional All Day @ San Diego

Men’s tennis makes racket on road to NCAA Championship kelsey givens Senior Lantern reporter givens.64@osu.edu The Ohio State men’s tennis team’s dream of winning a national title is still alive after the Buckeyes defeated their opponents in the first two rounds of the NCAA Championship Tournament this weekend. OSU was able to shut out Notre Dame and Ball State, 4-0, respectively in the first and second rounds of the tournament. The team will now advance to the third round of the championship Thursday, when it will play Tulsa. Tulsa caused an upset in the bracket with a 4-3 victory against No. 13 seed Texas on Saturday. “They take everything seriously,” OSU coach Ty Tucker said of his team. The last four rounds of the tournament will be held at Stanford’s Taube Tennis Center. If the Buckeyes beat Tulsa in the Sweet Sixteen, they will play in their first matchup with a seeded opponent. Depending on the outcome of the other teams’ match, the Buckeyes will face either No. 5-seeded Baylor or No. 12-seeded UCLA. The Buckeyes didn’t play either team this season. OSU had a successful start to the tournament with home-court advantage. However, the team will now travel to an outdoor court, something the Buckeyes haven’t had much experience with yet this season. But the team isn’t completely unprepared. Redshirt sophomore Devin McCarthy said Tucker had the team outdoors, practicing as much as possible in the days before the tournament began. But, McCarthy added, the team still needs to play outside more. On Friday, the team got a little taste of what kind of weather it might meet in California when it played in humid, 80-degree weather against Ball State. “We have to take what we can get,” redshirt freshman Peter Kobelt said of Friday’s weather. “It’s the kind of stuff we’ll deal with if we go out to California.” Whatever weather the Buckeyes face in California, the team seems excited just to be competing. “It’s quite an experience,” senior Matt Allare said. “I’ve never been (to Stanford). I’m excited to see what it’s like.” “It’s a little bit different,” freshman Blaz Rola said. “You see a lot more excitement. … There’s more at stake, but to win any tournament is a big deal.” The Buckeyes play their next round at 6 p.m. Thursday. If they win, they will continue on the road to the National Championship by playing in the fourth round at 7 p.m. Saturday.

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Ohio State baseball seniors are recognized before the Buckeyes’ 10-4 win against the Hawkeyes on Sunday. T he Buckeyes fell in the series, 2-1.

Iowa 9, Baseball 8 (10 innings)

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Pitcher Greg Greve fires a pitch during the 1st inning of the Buckeyes’ 10-4 win against the Hawkeyes on Sunday. T he Buckeyes fell in the series, 2-1.

The Ohio State baseball team came into Sunday’s series finale against Iowa not looking just to salvage the series, but to keep itself in the top six of the Big Ten standings and still have a chance at the Big Ten Tournament. Considering it was also Senior Day, it seemed only fitting that coach Greg Beals lean on his seniors to get an important win. OSU (23-24, 11-10) beat the Hawkeyes (20-28, 9-12), 10-4, in a game that featured a two-hour rain delay Sunday afternoon. “It means something to us and the guys in the locker room,” Beals said. “For those guys who gave four or five years in the program, we wanted to make sure that we gave our seniors a good day.” Senior shortstop Tyler Engle relished the moment in one of his last games in front of the home crowd. “It’s surreal right now,” Engle said. “It was such a long and weird day but it’s great to come out with a much-needed win.”

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US women’s soccer down to ‘nitty-gritty’ pat brennan Senior Lantern reporter brennan.164@osu.edu With 44 days remaining until the start of the FIFA Women’s World Cup in Germany, the U.S. women’s national soccer team’s preparations have reached their peak. The U.S. capped off a week of training at Ohio State’s Jesse Owens Memorial Stadium with a 2-0 international friendly match win against Japan on Saturday at Crew Stadium. Two tuneup matches remain for the U.S. squad before its first World Cup match on June 28 against North Korea in Dresden, Germany. The U.S. will face off against Japan again Wednesday in Cary, N.C., before having its traditional send-off match against Mexico on June 5 at Red Bull Arena in Harrison, N.J. American goalkeeper Hope Solo said prep work for this summer’s tournament extends beyond the soccer field. “We have two more games to prepare for, and we have to crack down on everything,” Solo said. “There is no time to let anything go unnoticed. We are watching video; we are in meetings; we are cracking down on everything so that we can win this tournament.” Defender Becky Sauerbrunn agreed, adding that the team has focused on “smaller” details, such as set pieces, corner kicks and defensive formations. “We’re really getting down to nitty-gritty,” Sauerbrunn said. “Right now, it’s the small details that are gonna make the biggest difference.” Forward Abby Wambach said the U.S. might

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Buckeye Briefs all y kraemer & Wes Wy ant Sports editor & Lantern reporter kraemer.18@osu.edu & wyant.30@osu.edu Football spokeswoman Shelly Poe reassigned The Ohio State football program is looking at another shake-up, as Poe has been reassigned within the athletic department, associate athletic director of communications Dan Wallenberg confirmed to The Lantern. Jerry Emig, who serves as sports information director for baseball, women’s soccer and men’s and women’s swimming and diving will trade roles with Poe. The move is permanent. Poe has been the top liaison between the media and OSU’s football program for four years. She came to OSU after serving as the SID at West Virginia for nearly 20 years. Poe and Emig did not immediately return emails for comment.

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US women’s national soccer team forward Abby Wambach fights off a Japanese defender during the 2nd half of an international friendly match between the US and Japan on Saturday. T he US won, 2-0.

Women’s track and field adds Big Ten Outdoor Championships to successful season The OSU women’s track and field team won the Big Ten Outdoor Championships on Sunday, marking the first time OSU has won the outdoor championship. And, just two months earlier, the women won the Big Ten Indoor Championships. The women’s 4-by-100-meter relay team took first with a time of 43.94 seconds, while junior Madison McNary won the 200-meter dash. Junior Shaniqua McGinnis won the 400-meter dash, and Christina Manning won the 100-meter dash. Junior Kelcey McKinney took first place in the triple jump with a jump of 12.80 meters. “It’s pretty amazing, really,” coach Karen Dennis said. “Their efforts were so brilliant today. I’ve never seen that kind of dominance.” Men’s track and field finishes 3rd at Big Ten Outdoor Championships, earns 5 individual titles Junior Michael Hartfield got things started for the Buckeyes on the second day of the Big Ten Outdoor Championships and claimed first place in the long jump with a jump of 7.54 meters. Freshman Stephen MacDonald followed Hartfield’s lead and took second place with a jump of 7.26 meters.

Sophomore Heath Nickles took first place in the decathlon, scoring 7,208 points. Freshman Cody Marshall won the pole vault with a jump of 5.05 meters. Thomas Murdaugh took first in the 400-meter dash, and then helped the 4-by-400-meter relay team hold on to win a tight race against Iowa with a time of 3:06.45. Rowing wins 3rd Big Ten Championship The 10th-ranked OSU rowing team earned its third conference title in program history Sunday. The Buckeyes First Varsity Eight finished in second place with a time of 6:20:53, edging out Michigan by less than 1 second. All six Buckeye boats finished in the top three in each race, including first-place finishes from the Second Varsity Eight and Second Varsity Four. Ulrike Denker and Claudia Schiwy earned first-team All-Big Ten honors, followed by Carolin Helmholz and Claire-Louise Bode, who received second-team All-Big Ten honors. The Buckeyes won the Big Ten Championship in 2002 and 2006.

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Japan women’s national soccer team goalkeeper ayumi kaihori stretches out to save a shot by Us forward amy r odriguez during the 1st half of an international friendly match between the Us and Japan on saturday. the Us won, 2-0.

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Abby Wambach recorded 118th career international goal rearrange its lineup and strategies for its second match against Japan so potential World Cup opponents can’t scout the team as easily. “We don’t want to do the exact same thing,” Wambach said. “We want to throw a little wrinkle into our game here or there. Look to see some different things and maybe even some different personnel (against Japan).” Wambach, who scored her 118th career international goal Saturday, said she hopes the attention to minute details will allow the team to emulate the success of the U.S. women’s national team that won the World Cup in 1999.

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seniors were honored before the ﬁnal game of the series OSU’s seven seniors — pitchers Dean Wolosiansky, Theron Minium, Jared Strayer and Drew Rucinski, outfielder Brian DeLucia, third baseman Matt Streng and Engle — were honored before the game. It didn’t take long for them to step up. Engle drove in the game’s first run with an RBI double in the second inning to set the tone early. “It felt good; it really did,” Engle said. “The hit was big at the time, and I thought it might give us a boost.” Doubles by sophomore catcher Greg Solomon and Streng made it 3-0 before umpires halted the game for a long delay. Two hours later, the Buckeyes picked up where they left off, scoring three more runs to lead, 6-0, after three innings. After several innings of play in rainy conditions, the Buckeyes added four more runs and were able to close out the game with a 10-4 win against Iowa.

But make no mistake — Wambach wants the legacy of the 201l national team to be unique. “We want to define this team,” Wambach said. “Obviously, everybody knows the (1999) World Cup-winning team. We want to prove ourselves. We want to show the world that this team is, in fact, great still and we still are capable of winning world championships at the World Cup level.” Wambach also said she expects the Americans to compete at a high level once the tournament begins. “I’m pretty confident that, no matter what goes on from now until (the World Cup), we’re gonna show up,” she said. U.S. coach Pia Sundhage said she is certain the team will be ready for its first World Cup match. “We need a couple more days together,” Sundhage said. “When the game against North Korea comes on (June) 28, we’ll be ready.” The U.S.’s next match against Japan is scheduled to kick off at 7 p.m. Wednesday.

Streng was 3-for-5 with two RBIs, and Engle was 2-for-5 with three RBIs. DeLucia was 1-for-3 with an RBI, and made some defensive plays in the poor weather conditions. Wolosiansky and Strayer also made appearances on the mound in their final Big Ten game. “The seniors themselves took care of a lot today,” Beals said. “They were big for us.” Along with production from the seniors, one player who came through was freshman starter Greg Greve. He surrendered just three hits in five shutout innings in a start cut short because of the rain delay. Greve said it was tough to keep loose during the delay. “My coaches did the best job they could to keep me ready,” he said. “They had me throwing for 10 minutes at a time with rest in between and doing sprints back and forth.” Greve said he did not want to let down the team, especially the seniors. “I wanted to have a big outing for the seniors,” he said. “I knew this was their last Big Ten outing at home, and wanted to put the team in a position to win.”

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It might have taken 10 years, 474 losses and millions of dollars lost, but one thing should be very clear to everyone by now: Professional hockey was not meant to be played in Columbus. At least not at the NHL level, where in their first decade of existence, the Columbus Blue Jackets have provided Ohio’s capital with little more than one season of winning hockey, enormous revenue losses and an ever-diminishing fan base. Since joining the NHL in 2000, the Blue Jackets have compiled a combined record of 313-474-33 (the NHL eliminated ties before the start of the 2005–06 season). The Jackets’ best year came during the 2008–09 season, in which the team posted a 41-41 record (10 of those losses came in overtime) and was rewarded with the No. 8 seed in the Western Conference playoffs, in which the Detroit Red Wings promptly swept them. But, unlike the other NHL cellar dwellers, who can at least point to the future as a reason for hope, the Blue Jackets are more than likely headed toward their third major roster overhaul in 10 years. The Jackets are currently constructed around forward Rick Nash, which is the equivalent of building an NBA team around Danny Granger, Andre Iguodala or Chris Bosh. Nash might put up some nice numbers and make a few All-Star teams, but you’re not getting past the first round of the playoffs with him as your best player. Blue Jackets general manager Scott Howson has also committed $5.8 million over the next two seasons to goaltender Steve Mason, who in the 2010–11 season allowed the ninth-most goals in the league and ranked outside the top 50 in save percentage. The losses, particularly the 66-98 record the Blue Jackets

have owned since the 2008–09 season, also have taken a toll on the team’s once-excited-andoptimistic fan base. This past season, the Jackets averaged 13,659 fans per home game — the fewest in franchise history. Just six games sold out at Nationwide Arena this season, and on Oct. 20, a record-low 9,802 fans showed up to watch the Blue Jackets play the Anaheim Ducks, a record that was broken eight days later, when 9,128 fans — 49.3 percent of Nationwide Arena’s capacity — witnessed the Blue Jackets beat the Edmonton Oilers. The most enthusiastic the hockey fans got in Nationwide Arena this season was Dec. 4, when the Blue Jackets played the Pittsburgh Penguins, and jerseys supporting Penguins center Sidney Crosby outnumbered those for the hometown team. Chants of “We want 10” were audible throughout the arena that night, as the Jackets fell to the Penguins, 7-2. Not surprisingly, the lack of fan support has hurt the Jackets’ bottom line, as The Columbus Dispatch reported last week that the team lost $25 million over the course of last season, bringing the Jackets’ total revenue losses since the 2004–05 NHL lockout to $80 million. The financial forecast for the Blue Jackets isn’t looking any brighter either, as the franchise’s dim future isn’t likely to bring any closet Columbus hockey fans out of hiding. One of the reasons for the aforementioned NHL lockout was the overexpansion that the league experienced in the early 2000s, and putting a team in college-crazed Columbus was a part of that problem. Does it really surprise anyone that a city that had trouble selling out games for the No. 1 basketball team in the country this past season isn’t supportive of an irrelevant team in the least popular of the four major sports leagues? As cities like Winnipeg and Kansas City long for a professional hockey team, there’s one in Columbus wasting away. Ten years ago, both the Blue Jackets and the city of Columbus were full of hope and optimism, but as neither the organization nor the city has proven capable of fully committing to the other, it’d be best for both to go their separate ways, because things just aren’t working out.

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220 E. Lane & Indianola 2 bdrm flats avail for fall corner of Indianola and Lane. Modern Bldg on N. campus. Spacious w/newer crpt, huge bdrms, on site lndry, A/C. blinds,Off St. pkg. Courtyard area. Call 263‑ kenny/henderson Road, 2 bedroom, 1 1/2 baths, town2665 www.gasproperties.com house apartment. Ideal for students, near 276‑ 284 E. Lane‑2 bdrm TH graduate avail for fall. N. campus at Indi- busline. A/C, woodburning fireanola and Lane, very spacious place, basement with W/D w/lndry hkups in bsmt. Ceiling hookup, $635/month, fans, dining Rm, blinds, newer 614‑519‑2044 crpt, frnt porch, yard area. Off brunopropertiesllc@yahoo.com St. pkg. Call 263‑2665 Some of campus best properwww.gasproperties.com ties, 2 BR townhouses, spacious, good locations, all with 2BR Apartment 373 E 12th A/C, dishwasher, off street Ave. Eat‑in kitchen, appliances, parking some with washer + carpeted, CA, off‑street park- dryer. Rent range is $675‑715 ing, security lights. $399. Avail- AND 2 BR flats in excellent able now. 531‑6158. shape $530/m. Call 718‑0790.

4942 FAIRWAY CT. 2 bedroom towhome. Range, refrigerator, central A/C, private basement with washer/dryer connections and off street parking. 2 BDRM Apt. 13th & N. 4th $550/month. Call Myers Real Water included. $525/mo., A/C,- Estate 614‑486‑2933 or visit Water included, Off street park- www.myersrealty.com ing, Pets Negotiable, Sunrise Properties, Inc. 846‑5577. 78‑86 E. Norwich‑‑big units, 2 BDRM Apt. 15th & N. 4th Wa- off street park, w/d hook up, ter included, A/C, dishwasher, $750/mth, 614‑561‑8923 or Disposal, carpet, Pets Nego- jdixon@valpakusa.com to see tiable, laundry, off street parking, $575/mo. Sunrise ProperAffordable 2 Bedrooms. ties, Inc. 846‑5577. Visit our website at 2 BDRM Townhouse 100 www.my1stplace.com. Frambes Ave. Spacious Unit, 1st Place Realty 429‑0960 DW, W/D, A/C, Free OSP $990‑$1020/Mo. Call 961‑ Clintonville/North Cam0056. www.cooper‑properties.- pus. Spacious townhouse with finished basement in quiet locacom tion just steps from bike path 2 BDRM TOWNHOUSE 13th & and bus lines. Off‑street parkN. 4th Water included. A/C, dis- ing, 1 1/2 baths, W/D hook‑up, posal, off street parking, Pets AC, no pets. $720/month. 109 Negotiable, $580/mo. Sunrise W. Duncan. 614‑582‑1672 Properties, Inc. 846‑5577. 2 BDRM TOWNHOUSE 13th & N. 4th Water included. A/C, disposal, off street parking, Pets Negotiable, $545/mo. Sunrise Properties, Inc. 846‑5577.

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Unfurnished 3 Bedroom “13TH AVENUE too many amenities to list, http://www.veniceprops.com/1655n4th.cfm, 614‑ 923‑9627 #1 3 BR AFFORDABLE spacious and updated, large 3 BR apts on North, South and Central campus. Gas heat, A/C, off‑ street parking, dishwasher, on‑ site laundry. Starting at $400/ea. 614‑294‑7067. www.osupropertymanagement.com $1,250 1554 Highland, spacious townhouse, W/D, southwest campus, NorthSteppe Realty 299‑4110 OhioStateRentals.com $1,300, 2549 Indianola, totally renovated, hardwood, stainless, W/D, NorthSteppe Realty 299‑4110 OhioStateRentals.com $1,400, 4‑16 E Norwich, W/D, A/C, dishwasher, sunroom, hardwood, NorthSteppe Realty 299‑4110 OhioStateRentals.com

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1901 N. 4th and 18th, 3BR townhouse. Spacious, W/D, remodeled kitchen. $900/mo, 614‑989‑1524 www.pavichproperties.org

RENT THE BEST FOR FALL! Gourmet kitchen, Two gorgeous full Baths with custom tile work, A/C, washer & dryer included, off‑street parking, covered front porch, hardwood floors, historic charm. Located at 2190 Indianola Ave, at Northwood. Rent $1600. See Photos www.ohio4homes.com, featured listings. (614)209‑1204.

2148 Indianola & Norwich. 3 or 4 bedroom house, new carpeting, porch, fenced yard, 3 parking spaces, 1+ Bath, appliances, $1,400 Negotiable. 614‑ 214‑1844 3 bedroom WITH FINISHED BASEMENT. Clintonville/North Campus. Spacious townhouse overlooking river view, walkout patio from finished basement to backyard, low traffic, quiet area, off‑street parking, 1 1/2 baths, W/D hook‑up, AC, no pets. Steps to bike path and bus lines. $820/month. 101 W Duncan. 614‑582‑1672 3BR HOUSE E. Oakland Ave 1400sqft, 1bath, fenced yard, hardwd flrs, art glass, WD, AC, ...civilized! $1150/mo http://www.meves.net/223

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Close to Medical & Dental School. $375/bedroom. The Bray Co. Realtors 839‑3900 xt.10 or 206‑2641.

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#1 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 BR AFFORDABLE spacious and updated large BR apts on North, South, and Central campus. Gas heat, A/C, off‑street parking, dishwasher, W/D hookups, decks, fireplaces, Jacuzzi tubs. Starting at $350/ea. 614‑294‑ 7067. www.osupropertymanagement.com

$1,800+/Mo ‑ starting at $375 pp. Large 6‑8 bedrooms, great locations, 405 E. 15th and more, newly‑remodeled, great locations, spacious living areas, many with 2+ bathrooms, hardwood floors, a/c, lower utilities, newer kitchens with d/w, w/d hook‑up, off‑street park#1 4 BR AFFORDABLE spa- ing, www.hometeamproperties.cious and updated, large 4 BR net or 291‑2600. apts on North, South and Central campus. Gas heat, A/C, off‑ $1800 164 W. 9th , Huge 6 BR, street parking, dishwasher, South Campus, Front Porch, W/D hookups, decks, fire- NorthSteppe Realty 299‑4110 places, Jacuzzi tubs. Starting OhioStateRentals.com at $365/ea. 614‑294‑7067. www.osupropertymanagement.- $2,200, 2250 Indianola, 5‑6 BR, 3 baths, hardwood, Northcom Steppe Realty 299‑4110 $1,400, 142‑150 W 8th, town- OhioStateRentals.com house, A/C, W/D, patio, bars, NorthSteppe Realty 299‑4110 $2,300 2205 Waldeck, 5 BR, garage, Gorgeous, big yard, OhioStateRentals.com WD. NorthSteppe Realty 299‑ $1,400.00 46 and/or 48 W. 4110 OhioStateRentals.com Blake ‑ Each Unit 2 baths, 4 bedrooms, W/D, DishW, A/C $2400 1870 N 4th, Huge 8 BR, New Ktchn & BA’s, Northcall Debbie 937‑763‑0008 Steppe Realty 299‑4110 Available July 1 OhioStateRentals.com $1,600+/MO ‑ starting at $400 pp, 4 BR apartments/town- $3000, 197 W. 8th, 10‑12 BR, homes, great locations, 108 Giant House, NorthSteppe Re299‑4110 Northwood and more, newly‑realty modeled, spacious living areas, OhioStateRentals.com hardwood floors, newer kitchens with d/w, w/d hook‑up, $3000, 231 E. 16th, 6 BR, Best a/c, lower utilities, off‑street Loc! WD, DW, NorthSteppe 299‑4110 parking, www.hometeamproper- Realty OhioStateRentals.com ties.net or 291‑2600.

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$325‑$350/bedroom. Newly remodeled, granite, stainless steel appliances, hrdwd floors, central A/C, sec system inc. Off‑street parking. Units on e16th, and e17th. Available Fall or early move‑in for Summer at a discount www.buckeyeproperties.us 614‑547‑9014

$375pp starting rents, 3 bedrooms apartments/townhouses, 1368 Indianola, 1372 Indianola, 1394 Indianola, and more, newly‑remodeled, new kitchens with d/w, w/d hookup, a/c, lower utilities, off‑street $900, 50 E 7th, W/D, ceramic parking, www.hometeamproper- updates, A/C, dishwasher, ties.net or 291‑2600 NorthSteppe Realty 299‑4110 OhioStateRentals.com $595‑1,050, 60‑66 E 7th, Gateway Village, W/D, A/C, dish- 1891 North 4th & 18th Ave. washer, NorthSteppe Realty 4 BR, 2 bath, for Fall. W/D, cen299‑4110 OhioStateRentals.- tral air, D/W, parking, just renovated. $1200/month. com 614‑989‑1524. www.pavichproperties.org $999, 50 E 7th, W/D, ceramic updates, A/C, dishwasher, NorthSteppe Realty 299‑4110 4 BDRM $1400 212 E Northwood Ave. Big Rooms. W/D. OhioStateRentals.com DW. Deck, Patio, off street parking. 273‑7777 http://www.11th & Summit. 1535 Summit herrents.com/ St. 3 Bedroom. 2 Full Bath. Off‑ street parking. Across the 4 Bdrm townhouse. 119 Chitstreet from Certified on Sum- tenden Ave. half block from mit. $900/mo. Call Jeff @ 216‑ Gateway. Two full baths, off‑ 346‑0322. 1st month’s rent & street parking, A/C, deposit. $1200/month. 614‑419‑4407.

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100 E. 13th Ave. Available for fall! Great location just blocks from Ohio Union. 5 bedrooms, 2 baths. $2200/month B&A Realty 273‑0112 5 Bedroom Half double. 123 Chittenden. 2 Baths. Over 2500 square feet. Parking. $1375. 614‑419‑4407. .

Sharing 2 B/R Apt., completely and beautifully furnished, CA, parking, New carpeting, $350/mo. plus half utilities. Call owner: 718‑0790

Sublet *1BR of Big 2BR Apartment Available for Summer at Chittenden and High. Call 614‑370‑5207 Close to med school. Neil ave efficiency. $425/month. Sublet to August 31st. 614‑439‑3283. Large 2 bedroom apartment located on 12th Ave. available June 1st‑Aug 31st, 2011. A/c, dw, 1.5 baths, onsite laundry, free parking. $645/month + utilities. Contact 614‑291‑ 5001.

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0 utilities, furnished rooms, flexible lease periods, super convenient location, 38 E. 17th CLOSE TO CAMPUS:71 east Ave. Laundry, off‑street parkwoodruff 4br 2 baths living rm, ing, $200‑$400/month. 296‑ dining rm, off street parking, 6304, 263‑1193. washer/dryer hook up to be newly refurbished for fall Call Available now 14th Ave. BOB @ 614 284‑1115 Kitchen, laundry, parking, average $270/mo. Paid utilities, HUGE 4 bdrm double W. Blake 296‑8353 or 299‑4521 Ave, walk to OSU, 1.5 BRAND NEW bathrooms!! Updated Dead quiet near medical kitchen, off‑st. parking, CA, complex. Safe. Excellent, low neighborhood, W/D Available Fall 2011, Call noise/crime (614)206‑5855 or (614)348‑ quiet serious tenants. OSU 2307. www.byrneosuproper- across the street. $350/month, no utilities. 614‑805‑4448. ties.com

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Camp Counselors, male/female, needed for great overnight camps in the mountains of PA. Have fun while working with children outdoors. Teach/assist with A&C, Aquatics, Media, Music, Outdoor Rec, Tennis, & more. Office, Nanny, & Kitchen positions available. Apply on‑line at www.pineforestcamp.com Earn $15‑20 per hour plus commission. Handing out fliers door to door. 5 to 15 Hours per week. columbusres@certapro.com

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caREER collEGE near Easton seeking positive, motivated and reliable individuals to contact high school seniors in order to schedule college visits. Individuals MUST have previous telemarketing experience. Available hours are Monday through Thursday 11am – 7pm and Friday 1pm – 6pm. Interested candidates call 614-4166233, option 1.

GRocERY SToRE: Applications now being accepted for Full-time/Part-time employment. Produce Clerk, Cashier, Deli Clerk, Stock Clerk, and Service Counter. Afternoons, evenings. Starting pay $8.00/Hr. Enjoyable work atmosphere. Must be 18 years or over. Great personalities only! Apply in person Huffman’s Market, 2140 Tremont Center, Upper Arlington (2 blocks north of Lane Ave and Tremont). 4865336.

MaRkETiNG iNTERN/ Manegement experience. Recriut and manage a team of other students. Handing out fliers door to door. Earn $20 per/hr. Openings for spring , summer, and fall. E-mail dgoodman@certapro.com.

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cHilD caRE Staff needed FT/PT for all ages and for our summer camp. No nights or weekends. Apply Arlington Children’s Center, 1033 Old Henderson Rd. 451-5400 for info/directions. coMpoUNDiNG laB TEcHNiciaN • BS Degree Required Preferably Chemistry • Benefits • Previous Experience Not Required Send Resume to: Pharmacy PO BOX 341621 Columbus, OH 43234-1621

HElp WaNTED‑‑ The Center for Automotive Research needs an OSU student to help with office work. Very flexible hours, great pay and free parking. If interested please send resume to Heather Eurez at eurez.1@buckeyemail.osu.edu.

HoUSE clEaNiNG. Looking for hardworking, detailed oriented individuals to work 20-30 hrs/week. $12/hr. Must have car. Daytime hours only. Please call (614)-527-1730 or oUTDooR WoRk. Earn email hhhclean@hotmail.com. $8-10$/hour this summer. Student Painters is looking for moHoUSEclEaNiNG $10.00/Hr tivated students to work out+ mileage + monthly bonus side this summer. For more FT / PT / No Weekends information about joining our 614.760.0911 team call 419-202-9919. MoreTimeForYou.com

kENNEl TEcHNiciaN Position. Immediate opening, duties including feeding, medicating, walking, and general husbandry. Seeking self-motivated, animal loving, with an excellent work ethic please apply at 6868 Caine Road (just off of Sawmill Rd) or fax to Kat @ 614-766-2470. Must be availFEMalE DaNcERS. No nu- able evenings (3-7) and weekdity. Upscale gentlemen’s club end shifts. If you have queslooking for slim attractive fe- tions, call 614-766-2222. males. No experience necessary. Will train. Work part time iNTERNS/coMpUTER hours and earn school money. laB INTERN$100 guarantee. Flexible PROGRAMMER hours. Work around school S/SALES rep positions availschedule. Apply in person at able immediately for Spring, Summer, Fall quarters. Please 2830 Johnstown Rd. visit our website at www.toxassociates.com for more information. FUll TiME/paRT TIME SEASONAL Persons needed for retail sales laB TEcHNiciaN in fishing tackle & bait store. Ex- Environmental testing lab has perience in same helpful. Must full-time/part-time opening for be able to handle live baits of sample technician. Must be all types. Applications ac- accurate and detail oriented. cepted M-Th at R&R Bait & Opportunity to learn in friendly Tackle, 781 So. Front Street, environment. Fax resume to: Columbus. 614-4743-4954 299-4002, mail to: AALI,1025 Concord Ave,Cols., 43212. EOE FUN iN THE SUN! IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN WORKING OUTSIDE THIS SUMMER liFEGUaRDS PHINNEY INDUSTRIAL ROOF- Summer employment, just 5 ING IS HIRING LABORERS miles north of campus at The TO WORK IN THE COLUM- Worthington Pools. Good BUS AREA. GOOD PAY AND earning potential, great work END OF THE SUMMER environment, superior trainBONUS. MUST HAVE TRANS- ing, ready to hire now. Call PORTATION TO WORK. IF IN- Dan 614-885-1619, or on-line, TERESTED PLEASE CON- worthingtonpools.com. TACT OUR OFFICE AT 614-308-9000. EEO AND DRUG FREE WORKPLACE. MalE SEEkiNG Escort. Male Preferred. 614-448-0198

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HElp WaNTED. Small clinic. Intern. $10/hr. Monday and Wednesday morning and Thursday evening. Contact 5clinic5@gmail.com.

MaRkETiNG iNTERN A private country club in Columbus is seeking an outgoing and energetic individual to assist the general manager with event planning, promotions, internal and external marketing and membership recruitment. This individual will also assist with getting members involved in all club activities. This parttime position will begin immediately and will run throughout the 2011-2012 school year. The hours will be flexible, with some evenings and weekends required. Hourly rate is negotiable with incentives. Please contact Greg Steller at 614-8859516 or gsteller@worthingtonhills.com.

pERSoNal THERapiST. Mature, generous business executive seeks uninhibited coed for stress relief. Up to $5200/yr available. Email jl43210@gmail.com

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• Flexible Schedule • Start now or after finals • Customer sales/service • No experience necessary • All majors welcome • All ages 18+, conditions apply CALL 614-485-9443 or more office locations: www.workforstudents.com

paRT‑TiME summer child care wanted for 2 children, ages 8 and 10, in Worthington area. Hours are 7:30 a.m. to 1 p.m., 3 to 4 days per week with occasional full days until 5:30. Position starts June 9th. Please call Gwen at 614-8885714 or 614-738-1822.

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SUMMER cHilDcaRE: Hilliard Family needs reliable, active, outgoing student to watch our sons (12 & 9) during summer break. Non-smoker, excellent driving record & reliable vehicle for activities. Complimentary pool pass for the summer. Call 614-561WoUlD YoU like to make 7643. money while developing your modeling skills? A professional photographer needs a student for a few hours for a photo session. Female student preferred. No nudity. Call 614-886-3164 to discuss terms. viETNaMESE SpEakiNG Student wanted part time to contact suppliers in Vietnam. Flexible hours. Sinitron@columbus.rr.com.

HooTERS oF East Main St. is accepting applications for Hooters Girls and Hooters Girls behind the BAR! So if you’re hard working with a great attitude and looking for a chance to make great money, then apply in person at Hooters of East Main 5901 E. Main St. Columbus, Ohio. (614) 755-9464. www.HootersRMD.com

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oSU STUDENT needed to work Sundays 7am- 3pm all year long with a disabled student. Must be able to lift 200 NoW HiRiNG. No experience lbs. Pay is $17/hr. Please call needed. Flexible schedule. Lo$15‑17/HoUR, Enthusiastic, de- Jean Crum 538-8728. cated in OSU area. 3370 Olenpendable, fun-loving ABA Thertangy River Rd. Columbus, OH apists to work with our 12 year43202. 614-262-3185. Apply old adorable, high functioning within. For directions go to son at Worthington home, fullwww.roosterswings.com. time or parttime, training provided. Speech,OT,Psychology,PT or related majors. Email resume/availablity to ashvini@flairsoft.net, (614)-5632200.

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BoNJoUR oSU! La Chatelaine French Bakery & Bistros are looking for enthusiastic, charming and hardworking ladies and gentlemen that love to work in a established family own restaurant & bakery. Our three locations, Upper Arlington, Worthington and Dublin, need weekday morning personnel, and experienced night prep cooks. Restaurant experience highly recommended. Please visit our website www.lachatelainebakery.com for locations to pick up an application. Merci!

ciTY BaRBEqUE Catering Looking for Catering Associates $9-$12 an hour plus gratuities Flexible hours lunches, dinners and weekends. Clean driving record and some lifting required. Apply on line @ citybbq.com Or email wmooney@citybbq.com. Phone 614-5381230 NoW HiRiNG experienced servers at Bravo Crosswoods. Day and weekend availability is required. Please apply in person at 7470 Vantage Dr. Columbus

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caNvaSSERS WaNTED seeking motivated eager professionals to join our winning team. No experience need. Professional training provided. Hourly plus commission. Call Chuck at Heartland Construction 614-206-3266. THE UlTiMaTE Part-Time Job. $10-$15 per hour. Make great money. Build your resume. Work with friends. Fun atmosphere. Larmco Windows & Siding, Inc. Please call to find out more about this job opportunity 614-367-7113

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Will You? What will you do? Come to Capital University. It’s the smart way to spend your summer. Capital’s Summer Institute in Science and Mathematics is an accelerated program that’s designed to help you complete a full year of coursework in just eight weeks. It’s a unique program that attracts motivated students from schools all over the country. Summer Institute classes meet five times a week and delve deep into subjects like: • Organic chemistry • General chemistry • Physics • Calculus • Biochemistry

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Summer Institute In Science and Mathematics

Classes and laboratories are taught by high-quality faculty who know you. Classrooms and labs are equipped with the latest computers and instrumentation. Small class size. Affordable tuition. No matter what college or university you attend during the year, this program is a smart, stimulating and efficient way to earn math and science credits that are transferable. The chemistry department is accredited by the American Chemical Society (ACS).

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