May 23, 2011 by The Lantern

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Students hope OSU will be next to end contract with the food services company GORDON GANTT Lantern reporter gantt.26@osu.edu

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B.o.B. performed at Newport Music Hall Saturday for the Buckeye Beneﬁt Concert as part of ‘Big Three Weekend.’

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elections,” Marchese said. “Those are not the issues students are concerned about. We’re concerned about racism, sexism and sexual harassment” The National Labor Relations Board is pursuing charges against Sodexo for anti-union activity. USAS has accused the company, which employs 120,000 in the U.S., of creating a racist and sexist work environment and paying full-time employees so little they are forced to go on food stamps. OSU has tried to wash its hands of the alleged problems, Marchese said. He contends that OSU has benefited from Sodexo’s abuses. “The facts are there are 130 workers on our campus bringing in $10 million every year and half of that gets kicked back to Ohio State,” Marchese said. “So, I think it’s ridiculous for the university to say these workers aren’t our problem when they’re making them $5 million every year.” OSU’s contract with Sodexo, which was signed

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ChittShow chaos a no-show Police were out in force, patrolling Chittenden Avenue Saturday night as hundreds of Ohio State students attended the ChittShow block party. The previous weekend, several houses organized Woodfest ’11, a block party that spilled into the street, blocking trafﬁc on East Woodruff Avenue between High Street and Indianola Avenue. Columbus police dispersed the Woodfest crowd at about midnight with the use of pepper spray, and three students were arrested, two from OSU and one from Columbus State Community College.

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The No. 4-seeded OSU men’s tennis team beat No. 5-seed Baylor Saturday to advance to the semiﬁnals.

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Critics of the food and facilities management company, Sodexo, Inc., said they hope the recent decision of Western Washington University in Bellingham, Wash., to end its food services contract with the company will pressure Ohio State to do the same. “We’re naturally disappointed that Western Washington University decided to go with another company,” said Monica Zimmer, public relations director for Sodexo. Sodexo, Inc., provided food services for WWU for the past 50 years but lost its contract with the university last Tuesday. Sodexo has taken criticism for alleged violations of workers‘ rights. United Students Against Sweatshops has been one of the chief critics of Sodexo. The student

organization supports a variety of workers’ rights issues but has been particularly vocal about Sodexo because it holds contracts with universities around the country, including OSU. “It is important to remember that the university is not directly involved in this matter,” OSU spokesman Jim Lynch said in a May 18 email to The Lantern regarding the complaints against Sodexo. “We continue to maintain that every employer is entitled to its own views on unionization and employee relations, just as every employee is entitled to vote on representation; we should not infringe on the rights of either party.” Ryan Marchese, a fourth-year in international studies and president of USAS at OSU, said the university is trying to change the subject by making the issue about unionization. “Every time we ask our administration about the issues we’re hearing about on our own campus — issues like racism, sexism, sexual harassment — they try and change the topic to unions and

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One of Ohio State’s colleges and two offices have decided to implement an incentive plan that could provide monetary compensation to faculty and staff who choose to leave the university. Ashleigh Hohenbrink, a fifth-year in human resources and psychology and president of the Human Resources Association, said incentive plans can boost morale and increase productivity. “It should be offered from an organization looking to let (employees) go, but not for poor performance,” Hohenbrink said. “Incentive plans should motivate employees to perform well.” In February, The Lantern reported that the Board of Trustees backed a Voluntary Separation Incentive Program that had two parts to it: a lump-sum separation incentive, which pays an employee a portion of their salary in one payment for leaving the university, and a phased retirement. The number of colleges and departments that would decide to use the plan was unknown. Since then, the College of Food, Agriculture and Environmental Sciences is using the separation incentive plan, officials from the Office of Human Resources said in an email. If a member of the college’s faculty and staff is approved for the plan, he will receive one cash payment for the separation, said Suzanne Steel, The College of Food, Agriculture and Environmental Sciences spokeswoman. The lump-sum is equivalent to nine months of the worker’s base salary, up to $75,000. No other colleges are using VSIP right now, said Julie Snyder, senior director of the Office of Human Resources. “There was no expectation that a VP or dean needed to use it at this time,” Snyder said. “The rest of the colleges are proceeding business as usual.”

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Thefts strike chord with School of Music SARAH STEMEN Senior Lantern reporter stemen.66@osu.edu A recent string of thefts in the Ohio State School of Music has left students with a heightened awareness of their personal belongings. Two thefts of backpacks within the last three months occurred in Weigel Hall, one of the School of Music’s two buildings located off of High Street. Jennifer Cross, a first-year in music education and French horn player, said she is much more alert with her instrument and her belongings now. “I definitely am aware of the recent thefts,” Cross said. “I used to leave my equipment outside in the hall during band, but now I will keep it with me in the auditorium at all times.” Adam DeAscentis, a second-year in jazz studies, said he did not hear about the specific thefts. “We actually get emails all the time from the School of Music,” DeAscentis said. “We hear about thefts all the time within the school, but I didn’t know any of them had happened recently.” Richard Blatti, director of the School of Music, sent an email to students on May 5 describing the latest theft and warning them to be wary of their surroundings. Blatti said the School of Music is now in “airport mode,” meaning an increase in security and awareness on behalf of all faculty and students. “We are all going to have to be in ‘airport mode’ where personal belongings are concerned,” Blatti said in the email. “None out of sight at any time for any reason.”

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Deputy Chief Richard Morman of OSU Police confirmed the two thefts. Morman said the two thefts occurred on May 5 and March 15 in Weigel. Nathan Blackwell, the most recent victim and a third-year in performance and Japanese, reportedly lost his backpack and its contents when he left it unattended in a room in Weigel Hall. “This kind of thing is bad of course, but I have personally experienced worse on this campus. I was mugged and kidnapped in October of 2009,” Blackwell said. “In comparison, this bag thing is just a minor inconvenience.” Blackwell said he left the bag containing his MacBook unattended in a closed room, partially concealed under his desk for about four minutes. “I went to the bathroom and just didn’t think about locking up my backpack or taking it with me,” Blackwell said. “It was gone when I returned.”

Christopher Ott, the victim of the March theft and an OSU student in jazz studies, lost his backpack and its contents when it was taken out of a room in Weigel Hall between 7 p.m. and 8 p.m March 15. The backpack contained Ott’s computer and iPod, Morman said. Ott did not respond to The Lantern’s emails. Blatti said it is hard to say how students will react to the thefts. “I think that being musicians, we form a family,” Blatti said. “So we look out for one another. I don’t think the students are necessarily scared, just more aware that something could happen.” Blatti said he encourages students to be “more protective and more pre-emptive” to prevent theft within the School of Music. “With us so near High Street and with the high traffic in our buildings, we simply cannot trust anyone at this point,” Blatti said. “What is disturbing is you have all kinds of people around on such a large university, and they see easy targets in students.” Morman said students should not be alarmed by the thefts, but should simply take caution. “It’s nothing to be scared of because things like this happen all over campus,” he said. “But students should definitely be watching their stuff and not leaving it unattended.” Blatti said to pay special attention to “messenger bags, laptops, instruments and backpacks.” “We just had two very similar thefts, maybe

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campus Cyclists wheel into Columbus, talk health BRITTANY SCHOCK Lantern reporter schock.13@osu.edu A band of “gypsies” on bicycles has arrived in Columbus. Or at least, they say that’s what they feel like. These gypsies make up the Ride For World Health cycling team, a group of Ohio State medical students traveling 3,700 miles across the country to spread the word about global health. “We’re like this nomad colony, like gypsies,” said Angela Douglas, a fourth-year in medicine and member of the R4WH leadership team. “We have our bags, every night we spread everything out, every morning we have to pack everything back in.” The riders were in Columbus from Thursday through today for the solidarity ride. Riders of all skill levels could participate in either a 25-mile or 40-mile ride. The solidarity ride was part of the group’s longer, cross-country ride to spread a message about global health. The riders started their cross-country journey on April 5 in San Diego. Since then, they have traveled through 10 different states, giving lectures in both small and big cities as well as major medical centers, including the OSU Medical Center Thursday. The first ride took place in 2006. “We try to stop at a lot of big cities so then we give these lectures on global health, or depending on the audience, if we have preschoolers which we also have given talks to, we do like, bike safety and things that are more relevant to them,” Douglas said. One of the main objectives of R4WH is to raise money for different beneficiaries. This year, the money they raise goes to MedWish International, AHOPE for Children and the Partnership for Ongoing Developmental, Educational and Medical Outreach Solutions, or PODEMOS, which OSU medical students started in 2007. Douglas said MedWish takes a lot of medical supplies that normally would’ve been thrown away and collects them to distribute to other countries in need. AHOPE is an orphanage in Ethiopia that helps provide medication and education for children affected by HIV, and PODEMOS provides long-term medical care for people in Honduras.

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The Ride For World Health cycling team met at Easton Town Center with members of the community for the Columbus solidarity ride Saturday. The focus on global health is what motivated Alison Nelson from northern Missouri to join the R4WH team. “My parents are both doctors, and I grew up with health, but I always knew that I wanted to focus a little more globally,” she said. “When I found out about the Ride For World Health through a random email that got forwarded to me, I decided that it was probably the only cause that could convince me to sign up to bike across the country.”

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Normally, wake-up call is at about 5:30 a.m., with the riders starting out at 7 a.m. and not stopping until 3-4 p.m. Nelson said the 80-mile bike rides are difficult and grueling and really make you pay attention to what you’re doing to prepare your body for the ride. “Little things that you don’t think are going to affect your body that much, like how much you ate at the last rest stop, or whether or not you’ve been drinking two sips of water or four at every time you stop,” she said.

Liz Mitchell, a fourth-year in medicine and director of logistics for R4WH, said the ride is physically challenging but an accomplishment. “It’s so gratifying to know that I went from never having ridden more than 50-60 miles to now being able to complete a 100-mile ride and still feel good afterwards and to have climbed some pretty big mountains,” she said. “It’s been such an awesome experience and a really great way to see the country, and to see the country from some of the back roads and smaller cities.” Douglas said the riders rely a lot on the cities they’re visiting to provide them with a place to stay during rest stops. “Most of the time we stay at churches or schools, whoever will allow us to stay at their place, so a lot of gym floors, things like that,” she said. Nelson said some of her most enjoyable times have come when the people in the cities they stay in want to talk to them and take them places and stick around for dinner instead of just setting them up and dropping them off. “A lot of the smaller towns seem to be way more willing to hang out with us and find out what’s going on,” she said. Mitchell said her love of cycling and her belief in the cause were what inspired her to ride across the country. “I think that the global health aspect of it, the ability to talk to people from all different walks of life and let them know about what’s going on in the world, I thought it would be a really good exercise in sort of working with a whole different group of people,” she said. Today the R4WH team will continue traveling east to Athens, then eventually to Washington D.C., finally ending its journey at Bethany Beach, Del., Sunday. Mitchell said he’ll be glad for the stability that will come when the trip ends, but he’ll miss riding and seeing the country. “It’s a true coast-to-coast ride, so before we left San Diego, we dipped our rear tires in the Pacific Ocean,” Mitchell said, “and then we’ll dip our front tires in the Atlantic Ocean when we get there.”

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Cameras, campus patrols installed to prevent future thefts carried out by the same person,” he said. “They both happened in an unprotected hallway in Weigel.” Morman said it’s typical that both items stolen were backpacks. “Normally with thefts on campus, you have people stealing backpacks,” he said. “People usually have electronics and nice things in there.” Blatti said there has actually been a decline in

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OSU chapter of USAS plans to hold anti-Sodexo rally in February 1998 and continues through July 2013, does include a stipulation that a commission rate of 46.5 percent of all gross concession sales be paid to OSU. The contract also includes a clause which affirms neither party will discriminate because of race or gender. The press release from WWU did not say that alleged workers’ rights violations played a role in its decision to end its contract with Sodexo, but the decision came only four days after 60 WWU students and USAS members staged a sit-in at university president Phyllis Wise’s office. Twentyseven people were arrested during the incident. “Decisions to change service providers vary with each client, and that’s the way it goes,” Zimmer said. Zimmer said Sodexo was involved in several sustainability efforts at WWU, supported the

thefts that have occurred at Hughes Hall, another School of Music building across College Road from Weigel. The School of Music has taken precautions to try to prevent thefts since he has been with OSU, which has been for about 20 years, Blatti said. “We have installed cameras and campus patrols,” Blatti said. “Since then, we have seen a decline, but you will still have incidents like these last few months where you see a little rise.” Hughes is being renovated now and that will include more security, Blatti said. “We plan on making sure that building is fully protected with cameras,” he said.

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could help faculty looking at new careers The College of Food, Agriculture and Environmental Sciences requested to move forward with VSIP as soon as the university announced it was available, Steel said. Faculty and staff in the college can voluntarily choose to apply for the separation incentive plan, Steel said. “If somebody was getting overtime, it would not be included in the computation, it would only be their base salary,” Steel said. The lump-sum payment is subject to tax withholdings, but is not subject to retirement contributions, Steel said. The window for faculty and staff in the college to apply for the separation incentive program started on May 9 and will go until June 27, Steel said. “Then (the employee) will have 45 days from when they submit it to decide whether or not they’re going to actually sign it,” Steel said. After signing, employees will have another seven days to change their mind, Steel said. An employee who does participate in the incentive plan will have his last day at OSU on Aug. 31, which is when the college’s use of VSIP ends, Steel said. In the college’s OSU Extension, a university outreach program, about five employees have submitted forms requesting

The Voluntary Separation Incentive Program (VSIP) offers employees lump-sum payments as an incentive to voluntarily separate by resignation, optional retirement or voluntary early retirement. Faculty and staff who volunteer for the program at OSU and are approved will receive one cash payment that is equivalent to nine months of their base salary, up to a maximum of $75,000, for their separation from the university.

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to participate in the separation incentive plan, Steel said. The number of employees in the college that are approved for the program is not yet known, Steel said. To be eligible, faculty and staff must have been a permanent employee for 30 or more years at OSU or the state of Ohio by Aug. 31, Steel said. College and departmental leaders are not eligible. “Those would have been the decision makers on bringing the incentive program forward,” Steel said. “So it would have been a conflict of interest for them to vote for this for themselves.”

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Teams land in Columbus for national ﬂight competition GORDON GANTT Lantern reporter gantt.26@osu.edu Buzzing high above northern Columbus, a small, singleengine, Cessna 150 airplane is making its way to the Ohio State University airport. The little plane makes a big impact with its signature block “O” on the tail and scarlet and gray fuselage, or body of the plane. This little plane has a reputation, not just in Ohio, but around the country. Richard Ward, OSU flight team head coach, said only the best pilots at one of the best aviation programs in the country

fly this plane, and it continued to earn respect May 12 through Saturday at the national intercollegiate flying competition, SAFECON 2011, hosted at the OSU airport, Don Scott Field. Twenty-eight of the country’s top collegiate flight teams gathered for the annual flight competition. The program has been going on since the 1920s and takes place at a different location every year, but OSU has hosted the competition six times. Each team won one of 10 regional divisions to compete at the national level. The events range from aircraft recognition – which requires the participants to identify obscure

parts of a plane – to flying events, and a no-power landing, which simulates an engine failure during landing. Independent judges evaluate the events. Competition is stiff and prizes range from cash to certifications toward piloting license. But some competitors said bragging rights are important, too. “Everyone is out here just to prove they’re better than everyone else,” said Brad Hock, a fourth-year in aviation management and president of SAFECON 2011. “They’re all pilots, Type A personalities. All they want is to say, ‘I’m better than you.’” Hock said SAFECON is

also a great way to train these pilots, many of whom hope to fly commercially. “All the skills they’re demonstrating throughout the competition are what you’re going to need in an interview to get on with an airline,” Hock said. “They’re going to expect you to show these skills before they hire you.” Eric Hueve, a fifth-year in aviation and flight team member since 2008, said the toughest competition includes EmbryRiddle of Daytona Beach, Fla., the University of North Dakota and Western Michigan University. “It’s no different here on the flight team than any other OSU

sport,” Hueve said with a laugh about the Ohio-Michigan rivalry. Ward said a national win is no easy task. “In order to win a national championship, you sort of have to have everything go your way,” Ward said. “The level of the talent is so high, you really have to have a perfect week to win.” The team won the preflight inspection event, in which the pilots had to conduct a physical inspection of an airplane and identify problems before flight. While the competition can get heated, the atmosphere among the teams is friendly. Hueve said the aviation community is a pretty tight-knit group and there is a good chance the competitors in SAFECON 2011 will be

flying together professionally in the future. “These are future colleagues. They’re competitors now, but you can’t burn your bridges,” said Sean Maxwell, a fifth-year in aviation and flight team member since 2009. These competitors bond over a mutual love of flying, and ultimately, that is what it is all about. The team said it welcomes anyone with an interest in flying. “We don’t say ‘You have to have a pilots license’ or ‘You have to be an aviation major’ to join,” Maxwell said. “A love for airplanes is all you need.”

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student voice An end to the ‘end of the world’ predictions wouldn’t be the end of the world LANTERN Columnist

I survived The Rapture. Oh, you all did too? Well, damn. It’s pretty safe to say that the majority of the population didn’t trust Harold Camping’s prediction. It shocks me that anyone would take it so seriously that they would empty their life savings in his name, but people are bored and want to believe in something. I mean, we don’t even trust 89-year-olds to drive. Why would we trust their apocalyptic theories? At exactly 6 p.m. Saturday, I was enjoying a chili dog and a sweet tea for my last supper. I figured that if the world was about to end, I wanted to go out in style with a happy stomach. Hopefully, the earthquake wouldn’t interfere with my application of the perfect mustard line onto my dog. I wasn’t the only one less-than-worried about my imminent demise. The world looked pretty normal Saturday. Children were playing, grills were fired up and rusty vehicles were blasting horrible music through the neighborhood, but there were a lot more jokes. “Man, I shouldn’t have planted all of those flowers today! I won’t be able to enjoy them after the world ends tonight.” “I’m sitting at home alone drinking Smirnoff. I really don’t want to go out like this.”

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“The end is here! Wanna make out? It could be your last chance.” Others created left-behind scenes at the end of their driveways by carefully placing entire outfits across lawn furniture with signs reading, “Jesus was here.” Why didn’t I think of that? It seems like the only person not talking about Judgment Day is Camping. The President of Family Radio is trying something new: shutting his mouth. Family Radio’s website was shut down Saturday, but reappeared Sunday. When I perused over to it, the first thing I

saw was the countdown. “Judgment Day is May 21, 2011. The Bible guarantees it! Days left: 00.” That is probably the best joke of them all. It’s not like these predictions are anything new. Every generation has been convinced that the end is near. Actually, this is the third one that I can personally remember.

Camping swore 1994 was the year of the end, too. Well, that didn’t work out so well. 1994 was the year of “The Sign” by Ace of Base, though. Coincidence? I remember being legitimately scared of Y2K. As the crowd around me was counting down the new millennium, I bit my lip in anticipation of a chaotic black out. Considering all the stuff our cell phones are able to do now, I guess it was pretty unrealistic to believe that technology was incapable of counting from 1999 to 2000. But then again, I was 10 years old. That’s a pretty good excuse for being gullible. I also thought my eyes would get stuck if I crossed them too much. I am no religious scholar, but I’ve been told that no one will know the date of the real Rapture and that it will come like a thief in the night, according to the Bible. But how literally should the Bible be taken by Christians? Is Jesus going to come in a black ski mask, sticking a finger through the pocket of a sweatshirt to resemble a gun, too? That would be kind of awesome. But there is no doubt that those who donated will be feeling like its end of their world financially. They’re going to want their money back. I’m going to make my own prediction. Lawsuits.

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I wish I were Mary Poppins. She not only had her own sense of style and personality, but she also had the most incredible purse. Inside the purse she had everything from lamps to medicine. I almost have a similar purse. Certainly, I have people in my life who have jokes about me having the biggest purse on the planet, but it has come in handy multiple times. You cut your finger? No PATRICIA CUNNINGHAM problem. I have Band-Aids cunningham.212@osu.edu that are different sizes and Neosporin. You need a scarf to go with your outfit? I probably have three in my purse right now. You need some tea to help your cough? I have three to choose from. Yes, I have all of those things, as well as Tylenol for your headache and a sewing kit in case you split your pants. However, all these things did not prepare me for a week of ridiculous news. My big sister was mad that people were raising money and telling people the world was going to end on her birthday on Saturday, but far more disturbing to me was the preoccupation of whom the President of the United States was having over to the White House. Common, according to my friend Lisa, is the hottest man on the planet. If I could get him to come to my house, I would. The president allows for Common to come over, and there is a commotion. There was so much ruckus Bill O’Reilly decided to have a debate with Jon Stewart about it on his show to discuss the issue. (Of course, Jon Stewart held it down.) This is the sort of thing that really upsets me. Instead of focusing on real issues like reforming education or the debt of our nation, this is what we are focusing our time on? But for the sake of argument, my friend Vincent made some really good points this past week. He mentioned that in 1991, Eazy-E was invited to the National Republican Senatorial Committee’s “Salute to the Commander in Chief” luncheon, which was held at the White House. It also featured a speech that was given by President George H. W. Bush, and more than 1,400 Republicans were in attendance. Common is not a gangsta rapper. He is definitely a poet and thinker and talented artist. I cannot wrap my mind around people like Ozzy Osbourne, Johnny Cash, Bob Dylan and others who have written and said things that were politically charged at various times in recent history of the United States. There is a history of contested people being at the White House, but why does it matter so much today? Can we not see the recent past and realize that it is not a big deal? Plus, we all know that Eazy-E was invited because he had money and influence in communities that the Republicans could not get to. This is how politics works. Now, it is possible that the Obamas like Common as an artist, but they are entitled to entertain whomever they want for whatever reasons they choose. That is the luxury of being the President of the United States. I think the next question from people reading this would be what do I have in my purse that goes with this situation? Well, I would pull out two things to cover issues from this past week. One would be a Bible for all the crazies who thought the world was going to end and tell them if they were going to be Christians at least read the text and know what they are talking about. Then I would take out Common’s CDs. It will be the only disc I play all week in my car.

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Lantern columnist Brad Miller hopes the Horseshoe will return to natural grass one day.

Random reflections from a soon-to-be Ohio State graduate • My plan for success is to publish one textbook that is accepted by a college professor. Then, every year, I will update the edition by changing no more than six words. Each year, students will be forced to purchase the new edition and in doing so will be funding my retirement by the age of 30. • I think Ohio State students can control the weather. When they lay out on the Oval, the sun shines. When they don’t, it rains. • It seems to me that students lose their sense of geography upon coming to OSU. It’s common to hear someone say that his or her parents are “coming up” to campus, even though those parents live in northern Ohio. • I decided to attend OSU because of its stellar football and basketball programs. My guess now is that some incoming students will choose OSU for the men’s volleyball program. • OSU football lost one home game each of my first three years. So it figures that the year the team goes unbeaten at

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My college days are winding down, and I am left with some random thoughts:

BRAD MILLER miller.4410@osu.edu home, all wins might be stripped away. • I would love for the Horseshoe to return to natural grass, but I am not holding my breath. • For four years I have tried to figure out which team was more represented on campus: the Cleveland Browns or the Cincinnati Bengals. I’ve concluded that it depends on who has the better record. • I really hope Jon Diebler, Aaron Craft and Jared Sullinger can make money playing basketball because I’m not sure their singing abilities will get them very far. • If a college visit tour ever

moseyed through the Oval on a warm, sunny day, every prospective student would want to attend OSU and no parent would want them to. • I don’t think Woodfest ’11 is something in which a person should root for one side — the police or the students. Some people got what they deserved and some didn’t. • As I was passing by Woodfest on the sidewalk, my first thought was, “Which world terror leader did the United States kill this week?” • I am proud to report that I jumped into Mirror Lake four times and into the Olentangy River never. • Earlier this quarter there was a bar crawl to raise money for cancer research. Anything that generates money to fight diseases is a good thing. But I’ve noticed there has never been a bar crawl to fight alcoholism. • I am tempted to film a documentary like Morgan Spurlock’s “Super Size Me.” Though, instead of eating McDonald’s everyday for a month, I would eat J. Gumbo’s. Only once a day, though; everything in moderation. • Students elected a new

Undergraduate Student Government president and vice president. No word yet on whether they will release their birth certificates. • Someone once asked me: “If the University of Michigan would have offered you a full ride, would you have gone?” I answered that I probably would have, but that is exactly why I didn’t try to over-excel in high school. • To someone who lives east of High Street, the Central Classroom Building is deceptive. • Not having a car on campus has taught me that anything can be walking distance if you want it to be. • If I opened a restaurant near campus, my hours would be 10 p.m. to 4 a.m. Thursday through Saturday. I bet I could make good money. • As a health conscious college student, I try to balance the five major food groups: burgers, fries, pizza, nachos and beer. • I didn’t give much thought to my choice of colleges. But I can honestly say that coming to OSU was the best choice I’ve ever made.

In the case of Strauss-Kahn, diplomatic immunity entering ‘dangerous new territory’

But taking an educated guess, a 62-year-old man would hardly constitute as appealing in the mind of a 32-year-old woman. Strauss-Kahn’s claim that it was consensual is laughable. However, this type of plea when professed by a diplomat has habitually resulted in favorable outcomes for the diplomatic defendant. The Vienna Convention on Diplomatic Relations of 1961 purposed to grant diplomats a degree of political immunity. In essence, a regulation ANUSREE GARG so the receiving countries of diplogarg.30@osu.edu mats “don’t shoot the messenger.” The American Civil Liberties Union says, “the most accepted justification (for diplomatic immunity) is that diplomatic immunity is a functional necessity and that it would be impossible for diplomats to fulfill their duties without such privileges.” Yet, this diplomatic immunity has since ballooned into a broadbased bulge of non-liability. Some violations, such as illegal parking, are irksome but harmless. But when diplomats extend their liberty to

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When a wretched old man decided to chase down and impose himself on a hotel’s chambermaid, International Monetary Fund’s credibility rapidly fell with resounding force. Not to say that IMF was an entirely credible institution to begin with. The IMF and the World Bank have a history of imposition. No matter their intentions, the IMF-backed Washington Consensus and Post-Washington Consensus of the ‘90s called for a cure-all package of market liberalism and privatization. More failure than success, the consensus was replaced with the structural adjustment programs that sought to rectify some glaring generalized approaches of the Washington Consensus. These policies were, at best, marginally successful. The problem with the policies was not necessarily in the methods they proposed: It was in the adamant assurance of these international institutions that they would all work. Thus, the over-confident, overpowered establishment of the IMF essentially forced vulnerable developing countries into further economic downfall. How fitting a metaphor then that the Western head of the IMF chose to abuse the West African immigrant chambermaid sent to clean his suite. Maybe it’s too soon to declare that Dominique Strauss-Kahn is guilty since, in his resignation statement, he said, “To all, I want to say that I deny with the greatest possible firmness all of the allegations that have been made against me.”

employment abuse, sexual harassment and exploitation, diplomatic protection has entered a drastic and dangerous new territory. In a Reuters article, Mark Lagon, the former head of the U.S. State Department’s Office to Monitor and Combat Trafficking in Persons, said, “In short, diplomatic immunity means diplomatic impunity.” The U.S. Government Accountability Office in a 2008 report found 42 or more domestic workers “were abused by foreign diplomats with immunity from 2000 through 2008.” Diplomats have traditionally gotten away with abuse, though now there may be a turn for the better. In the case Sabbithi, et al. v. Al Saleh, et al., a Kuwaiti diplomat, Major Waleed Al Saleh and his wife were accused of trafficking three Indian women and forcing them to work as domestic help under conditions of constant abuse. The ACLU is now helping the women win their case. According to Reuters, “the IMF said its immunity provisions are not applicable in Strauss-Kahn’s case because he was visiting New York on personal business.” On Thursday he was granted bail, paying $1 million for the privilege, and is under house arrest with 24-hour watch in New York. This is a positive indication that diplomatic impunity is shrinking. After all, diplomats, representatives of foreign cooperation and amity, practicing legal evasion and having malignant character is far too grimly ironic to be reality.

Monday May 23, 2011

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MONDAY

Guy Fieri’s Food Show 7:30 p.m. @ Capitol Theatre Calabrese 8 p.m. @ Skully’s Music Diner

TUESDAY

Visiting Filmmaker: Kevin Jerome Everson 4:30 p.m. @ Wexner Center Film Video Theater Lynyrd Skynyrd and ZZ Top 7 p.m. @ Schottenstein Center Mosaic Magazine 2011 Unveiling 8 p.m. @ Kuhn Honors and Scholars House

WEDNESDAY

B.o.B.’s concert at the Newport Music Hall on Saturday might not have been free, but it still sold out, as did its “Big Three Weekend” predecessors, Lupe Fiasco on Thursday and Kellie Pickler on Friday. After opening act Hoodie Allen performed, there was little doubt that the crowd was there for B.o.B. when a chant spelling out his name rose from the pit before he took the stage. The rapper entered to his song “Higher,” jumping around the stage while spitting rhymes. The energy kept up, and B.o.B. was occasionally joined on stage by fellow Atlanta rapper Playboy Tre. B.o.B. introduced his fourth song with some wisdom for the college students in attendance. “No matter what you do, no matter where you go, you’re going to have a motherf-----’ hater,” he said, before starting “Haterz Everywhere.” After the first four songs, B.o.B.’s band came out to perform “Beast Mode,” but some fans were anxious that the rapper himself had not picked up his own guitar, one of the key aspects of his performances. During a pause in the action, the DJ read a tweet from someone in the room who had expressed worry over the instrumental drought. B.o.B. responded by launching into “Magic,” a top-10 hit that featured Weezer frontman Rivers Cuomo, and then finally grabbed a guitar for another single, “Don’t Let Me Fall.” After “Magic,” the crowd’s excitement was at full force, and the mood carried over into the hit “Nothin’ On You.” Interestingly, one of the biggest hits with fans was a song that he didn’t write. Picking up the guitar again, the band began playing “Kids,” the hit single from alternative band MGMT. The fans

embraced the change of pace, singing the hook’s playful riff while the rapper provided the vocals. After “Kids,” B.o.B. left the stage, but the suspense of the inevitable encore was cut short by another “B-O-B” chant. He did three more songs: “I’ll Be in The Sky,” his final top-10 single “Airplanes,” and finished with one of Playboy Tre’s songs, “Talking Bout Her,” during which the two rappers pointed out various female Buckeyes and earned many swooning grins in the process. The rapper wrapped up by throwing his sneakers into the crowd, making at least two fans’ nights. Student reactions were positive on the whole. “It was awesome,” said Dan Furbee, a first-year in business. Even the non-Buckeyes in the house were pleased. High school junior Brittainy Martin and senior Monica George (who will be a freshman at OSU next year) won tickets through a Twitter promotion. “It was amazing,” Martin said. “I can’t hear, it was so awesome.” When asked whether it was the volume or the excellence of performance that had deafened her, Martin replied, “Both.” Tickets for the show were priced at $10, still a bargain for Ohio State students. The concert served as this year’s Buckeye Benefit Concert, with all proceeds going toward the Hematology/Oncology department at Nationwide Children’s Hospital. The concert had more than 1,300 attendees and raised $17,790, said Katie Krajny, adviser of the Ohio Union Activities Board, who hosted the event. Before B.o.B. took the stage, Allen, a New York rapper, warmed things up for the steady flow of fans who showed up fashionably late. The emcee played for just more than a half-hour, including a hip-hop remix of Ohio natives The Black Keys’ “Tighten Up” and a freestyle on a menagerie of OSU topics.

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B.o.B. performs at the Buckeye Benefit Concert as part of OUA B’s ‘Big Three Weekend’ on Saturday at Newport Music Hall.

OUAB Flicks for Free featuring: “Black Swan” 6 p.m. @ Ohio Union - US Bank Conference Theatre “Erie” 7 p.m. @ Wexner Center Film Video Theater Symphonic Band 8 p.m. @ Weigel Auditorium

THURSDAY

Columbus Commons Opening Ceremony 5 p.m. @ Columbus Commons Jorge Cham: Piled Higher and Deeper 6:30 p.m. @ Ohio Union - US Bank Conference Theatre Dance Uptown 8 p.m. @ Mershon Auditorium

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Eric Stonestreet (left), Ty Burrell (center) and Jesse Tyler Ferguson (right) of ‘Modern Family’ are interviewed before speaking at Mershon Auditorium last Wednesday.

26 ‘Modern Family’ guys talk awards, fame Aleesia Fo rni Lantern reporter forni.4@osu.edu

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“Are you going to start (the article) with what we’re wearing?” asked Jesse Tyler Ferguson, who plays Mitchell Pritchett on the Emmy Award-winning comedy series, “Modern Family.” “They always start with what we’re wearing.” Before hitting the stage for the Ohio Union Activities Board-sponsored event last Wednesday at Mershon Auditorium titled, “Guys Night In with ‘Modern Family,’” the men of the show, including Ferguson, Eric Stonestreet and Ty Burrell, sat down with The Lantern to talk about the show and its success. “Modern Family” is a documentary-style sitcom that chronicles the antics of a non-traditional extended family. Stonestreet and Ferguson play a couple raising an adopted baby, and Burrell plays Phil Dunphy, a good-natured but bumbling husband. The event happened to fall on the night a new episode of the show aired on ABC. “Maybe we’ll decide out there on stage to go home to some lucky fan’s house (to watch the episode),” said Stonestreet, who plays Cameron Tucker on the show. The men contemplated inviting everyone in

attendance at the lecture to come back to their hotel room to watch, but then decided on a better plan. “(Burrell and I) could just go to a sorority. Jesse, you could go to a fraternity,” Stonestreet said. When the room erupted in laughter, Stonestreet clarified himself. “Hey, it’s not because he’s gay,” Stonestreet said “Yeah, I just like guys,” Ferguson said. Through the success of their show, the stars have had some great experiences with fans of their characters, they said. “Today, a girl came up to me on the street and said, ‘I just have to say hello and thank you. I have two gay dads and I love to be able to … have something reflecting me on television,’” Ferguson said. Still, not all fans are as calm and collected when they run into the stars in public. Stonestreet had an interesting encounter with a fan at a Chinese restaurant. “I had a fan last night throw a fortune cookie at me because her fortune said ‘It’s time to start something new,’” Stonestreet said. “She threw the fortune cookie at my table, and when I looked back she yelled drunkenly, ‘It says it’s time to start something new!’” Because of the show’s format, the actors are not always able to keep up with the plot lines of each branch of their TV family.

“I don’t personally follow, for example, what Ty and Julia (Bowen, who plays Burrell’s wife on the show,) are up to,” Stonestreet said. “So when I watch the episode for myself, I really get to watch it as a fan of the show.” “That’s weird, because I watch you guys everyday when I come to work,” Burrell said. “Yeah, and you’re asked to leave the set every day,” Stonestreet replied. Though awards season is months away, the men are still thinking about the upcoming Emmys. Last year, the show won the award for Best Comedy Series, and all three actors were individually nominated for Best Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series. Still, there could only be one winner, and Stonestreet walked away with the trophy. When asked if Stonestreet had changed since his win, he lifted his feet and placed them on Burrell’s lap. “It’s just so hard through your boots,” Burrell said as he attempted to rub Stonestreet’s feet. Joking aside, the men all believe they will have a four-way battle for the award this year with the inclusion of Ed O’Neill, who plays Jay Pritchett on the show. “It’s a very strange situation on our show when

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arts&life Korn drummer: ‘You don’t just join a band like Korn’ Ryan Book Senior Lantern reporter book.15@osu.edu

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Ray Luzier, drummer for Korn, performs at Rock on the Range at Crew Stadium Saturday.

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‘Family’ stars are thankful to finally have a job they love we all share the load so equally. To not have had all … of us in that last year was definitely strange,” Burrell said. The show’s success has also allowed the men to

In the current era of rock music, band lineups aren’t quite as reliable as they once were. October will mark 17 years since Korn released its eponymous debut album, and the cast remains largely the same: vocalist Jonathan Davis, guitarist James “Munky” Shaffer and bassist Reginald “Fieldy” Arvizu. The exception is drummer Ray Luzier, who joined the band as the permanent replacement for original drummer David Silveria, a distinction that he does not take lightly. “You don’t just join a band like Korn,” he said in an interview with The Lantern. “Korn’s got such a loyal fan base. I’ve been a session drummer in L.A., featured on more than 80 records, but you don’t just slide into a band like Korn. You’ve got to understand what they’re about.” Luzier has toured with David Lee Roth of Van Halen, the “supergroup” Army of Anyone, and has played guest shows with bands like Stone Temple Pilots, but he says Korn is a different animal. “It’s nothing like it,” he said. He didn’t have any problems figuring out “what they’re about,” however. He said his first international tour with the group in 2008 demonstrated to him just how powerful of an effect the band had on its fans. “People with Jonathan’s face tattooed on their backs, people with all nine album covers down their leg,” he said. “It’s crazy.” The number of people at Rock on the Range on Saturday wearing Korn T-shirts stood as a testament to the loyalty of the “children of the Korn.” “Their music changed my life, man,” said Randy Travers, a 29-year-old from Indianapolis wearing a shirt emblazoned simply with the band’s trademark backwards “R.” “When I was in high school, I would get down and didn’t have an outlet … Korn was my outlet.” Korn rewards loyalty through its “Roadie of the Day” program, which allows fans to work backstage with the band for a day. The experience is usually rewarding, but Luzier emphasizes that winners will do real work.

speak out on topics they are passionate about. For Ferguson, this includes arts programs, anti-bullying programs and The Trevor Project, a suicide prevention organization aimed at LGBTQ youth. “Through our show, I can participate in those charities with … a more poignant voice in many ways because people sort of already have a context of me, and they’ll listen more,” Ferguson said. The stars said they are simply thankful to finally have a job they love.

“They get to shine my drums for an hour-and-a-half,” he said, laughing. “They don’t like that.” Davis’s lyrics on his dysfunctional family life and maligned childhood years struck a chord with listeners during the 1990s, pushing 1998’s “Follow the Leader” and 1999’s “Issues” to the top of the Billboard album sales charts. By 2011, Korn had won two Grammys and was one of the largest acts playing at Rock on the Range. Luzier says the question of how such a successful group remains so angry is a common one. “It’s more of an attitude, more of a lifestyle,” he said. “It’s different than when the band started, I’m sure, but the average bands last, oh, seven years. If you stay big, to have that kind of longevity, it takes fans.” The band has begun working on its 10th studio album, an unnamed project that guitarist Shaffer described to Zoiks! Magazine as “a little bit of the Soundgarden style, that sort of Seattle sound.” Luzier says not to expect anything in particular, however. “We never know. Even for ‘Korn III,’ we were saying it was going to be a concept album,” he said in reference to last year’s album (which was not a concept album). “A lot of bands rehearse and rehearse and rehearse, but Korn’s not afraid of doing new stuff.” Despite lyrics about child molestation and homophobia, Korn has maintained a sense of humor, ranging from an appearance on an episode of “South Park” to the music video for “Twisted Transistor,” in which rappers portrayed the band. “You gotta laugh at stuff,” he said. “Every business has its ups and downs. The only way to get through is to laugh at yourself.” Even Korn’s fans get a chuckle out of their appearance. “You see them on stage, and Fieldy’s got that goofy hair, and Jonathan has the pants with the chains. … It looks funny,” said Alyson Schmidt of Whitehall, also at Rock on the Range. “But then the music starts, and you know they mean business.” Luzier doesn’t resemble the prototypical Korn member. His hair is straight and not dreaded or in awkward ponytails, and he has no tattoos, but Luzier says he’s all right with that. “I love that. I’ve never been the ‘rock star’ thing,” he said, drawing quotation marks with his fingers. “I don’t have ink, and I’m not planning on getting any.”

“I came up (in acting) in the year that painting big guys was really funny,” Stonestreet said. “I’ve been painted red, blue, green, orange. I’ve been painted silver like a Coors Light can.” The guys joked that any type of greasy or bright make-up on set would usually be going on Stonestreet’s face. “That’s something that could be on the bottom of your resume under special skills,” Burrell said. “‘Holds color well.’”

“Your memoir is going to be, ‘Eric Stonestreet: A Lack of Dignity,’” Burrell said with a laugh. With the second season of “Modern Family” wrapping up this week, the men are optimistic about the show’s future and the success of the actors. “I think by the end of the show, every one of us will have won some sort of trophy for our portrayals of our characters,” Stonestreet said. “Yeah, even if it’s just a little bowling trophy,” Burrell said.

Monday May 23, 2011

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Monday May 23, 2011

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SATURDAY Baseball 3, Minnesota 0 Men’s Tennis 4, Baylor 2

upcoming MONDAY Men’s Tennis v. Virginia 3pm @ Stanford, Calif.

WEDNESDAY

Buckeyes slice Baylor, move to NCAA semiﬁnals KELSEY GIVENS Senior Lantern reporter givens.64@osu.edu The No. 4-seeded Ohio State men’s tennis team has advanced to the NCAA Championship Tournament semifinals after defeating No. 5-seeded Baylor, 4-2, in the quarterfinals Saturday. The Buckeyes continue their run at the NCAA Championship against No. 1-seeded Virginia today. Virginia defeated the Buckeyes, 4-1, on Feb. 20. OSU seniors Balazs Novak and Shuhei Uzawa listed the Cavaliers as one of the toughest opponents the team could face in this tournament. “We’re really excited to play them,” redshirt sophomore

Devin McCarthy said. “We lost to them at National Indoors (Feb. 20) and thought it was close enough that we could win.” The match against Baylor was the first in the tournament that the Buckeyes didn’t win, 4-0. It was also the team’s first match against a seeded opponent. OSU had to fight hard for the doubles point but was eventually able to secure it, allowing the team to lead, 1-0, in the beginning of the match. The Buckeyes started down by one match in doubles action when Baylor sophomore Roberto Maytin and senior John Peers defeated senior Matt Allare and redshirt freshman Peter Kobelt, 8-3.

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Baseball: Big Ten Tournament TBA @ Columbus, Ohio (Huntington Park)

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THURSDAY

Future Buckeye Bryce Haynes ﬁnds niche, lands role at OSU

Baseball: Big Ten Tournament TBA @ Columbus, Ohio (Huntington Park) Men’s & Women’s Track: NCAA East Regional TBA @ Bloomington, Ind.

FRIDAY Baseball: Big Ten Tournament TBA @ Columbus, Ohio (Huntington Park) Men’s & Women’s Track: NCAA East Regional TBA @ Bloomington, Ind. Rowing: NCAA Championships 8:30am @ Gold River, Calif.

SATURDAY Baseball: Big Ten Tournament TBA @ Columbus, Ohio (Huntington Park) Rowing: NCAA Championships 8:30am @ Gold River, Calif.

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Future Buckeye long snapper and Cummings, Ga., native Bryce Haynes has experience at wide receiver and defensive end.

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Ohio State golfers recover; NCAA Tournament next MATT EDWARDS Lantern reporter edwards.907@osu.edu The Buckeyes were down, but not out. Ohio State’s men’s golf team was tied for 11th in the 13-team field after the first day of the NCAA West Regional Tournament. But a 9-under-par score of 279 on day two moved OSU into a tie for third, and a score of 288 during Saturday’s third round gave the Scarlet and Gray a fourth-place finish. The Buckeyes’ finish was enough to give second-year coach Donnie Darr and his squad a trip to the NCAA Championships, which will be hosted by Oklahoma State beginning May 31 in Stillwater, Okla. The regional tournament took place at the par 72, 6,947-yard Farms Golf Club, just outside San Diego. UCLA won the tournament, posting a total score of 854 (-10). Senior Michael Cress led the Buckeyes in scoring, shooting a 4-under 68 in the final two rounds of play after his opening round score of 75. Cress’ total tally of 209 (-5) for the tournament tied for fourth best among individual scores. OSU senior Brad Smith shot a 217 (+1), tying for 13th overall, and fellow senior Bo Hoag’s 218 (+2) tied for 17th. Junior Dan Charen shot a 219 (+3), including a 3-under 69 on day two, tying for 24th. Sophomore Zack Sobel fired a 243 (+27) for a 72nd-place finish. None of his three scores counted toward the Buckeyes’ total score. The top eight teams in the NCAA Championships after three days will advance to match play, which will take place June 3–5.

MICHAEL PERIATT Lantern reporter periatt.1@osu.edu Ohio State football recruit Bryce Haynes stepped into a role that landed him what could be a four-year starting job with the Buckeyes. Haynes is a long snapper — he’s the guy who lines up in the center position for punts and field goals and snaps the ball. Haynes, who attends Pinecrest Academy in Cummings, Ga., is the first incoming freshman in OSU football history to be offered a scholarship for long snapping. But for most of his career, long snapping was just something he did, not his main focus. “I started at receiver as a sophomore and started at receiver and defensive end both junior and senior year,” Haynes said. “I was just a back-up (long snapper) my freshman and sophomore years, so I hadn’t really gotten

into it or really practiced that much.” During his junior season, Haynes beat out a senior for the starting long snapping job on punts, but not for field goals. Instead, he focused on playing defensive end and wide receiver. That all changed after his junior season. “I knew I definitely wanted to go somewhere to play football in college, but I realized it would kind of be a

long shot to play receiver or defensive end at a bigger school or one of the schools I wanted to go to,” Haynes said. “I was already pretty good at (long snapping), and I didn’t have any teaching or anything, so I figured I’d try it out.” Haynes started working on long snapping and in December following his junior year, he attended a special-teams camp in Georgia led by the country’s premier long snapping instructor, Chris Rubio. “That’s how I really learned the great technique,” Haynes said. “It took a lot of effort, but once I learned what I was doing wrong, I got better a lot faster.” Haynes continued during the summer months when he attended between six and eight different specialteams camps — he was named “best long snapper” at each camp. After a camp in California, Rubio

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Buckeye bats back in Big Ten Tournament ALEX KOPILOW Senior Lantern reporter kopilow.1@osu.edu After a one-year hiatus, the Ohio State baseball team will make its 24th appearance in the Big Ten Baseball Tournament. OSU rallied and won the final two games of its three-game series against Minnesota on Thursday and Saturday, clinching the series and securing a spot in the tournament after falling in game one Thursday. The Buckeyes now have earned a tournament spot in all but one of the past 15 seasons. The Big Ten office announced the bracket for the 2011 Big Ten Baseball Tournament on Saturday. It will run from Wednesday to Saturday at Huntington Park in Columbus. Both the Buckeyes and Golden Gophers finished the season with a 13-11 conference record. OSU’s series win gave it the tiebreaker against Minnesota, awarding the Buckeyes the fourth seed and the Golden Gophers the fifth seed. The Scarlet and Gray face Minnesota, the defending tournament champion, in the first round of the tournament scheduled for 12:05 p.m. Wednesday. This is the Gophers’

27th appearance in the tournament, which is the most of any team in the conference. Third-seeded Purdue takes on sixth-seeded Penn State in Wednesday’s second game. Illinois and Michigan State, the Big Ten co-champions, both finished the season with a 15-9 conference record. The Illini are the top seed after winning their series against the Spartans in April. The top two seeds will face the winners of Wednesday’s games Thursday. The Scarlet and Gray took two of three games against the Spartans at home, but lost two of three games against the Illini in Champaign, Ill. OSU lost a tough game, 3-2, to the Gophers in game one of this weekend’s series. Buckeye pitchers recorded a 1.37 team ERA in the 2-1 series win against Minnesota. The Gophers posted a .191 batting average as Buckeyes struck out 19 of their batters. Six OSU hitters had a batting average of at least .300. The Scarlet and Gray played better at home in conference games, finishing with an 8-4 record in Columbus. The team was 5-7 on the road. With a 25-25 overall record, OSU likely will have to win the tournament to advance to the NCAA Regionals.

MICHAEL PERIATT periatt.1@osu.edu

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Reputation obliteration

Vacate the games. Slash scholarships. Fire the coach. However the NCAA decides to punish the Ohio State football program can’t be worse than the damage that’s already been done. The program’s previously impeccable reputation is dead, or at best, is on life support. OSU hasn’t always been considered the best team in the country, but it was always considered clean and transparent. Sure, there were a few bumps in the road, such as Troy Smith taking money from a booster and Maurice Clarett’s litany of offenses — but the issues were always dealt with and appeared to be isolated incidents. The overall reputation of the program was upheld. Until recently, the lowest I ever saw OSU fans was walking out of the Horseshoe after the Buckeyes lost to USC in 2009. After losing back-to-back national championships and a series of big games, OSU and coach Jim Tressel had the reputation that they couldn’t win the big one. They beat up on the weaker Big Ten teams, but when put on a big stage with some real competition, they choked because they just weren’t good enough. Buckeye fans hated that reputation. It ate them up. The USC game in 2009 was a chance for redemption and the Bucks lost on an 86-yard touchdown drive led by a kid fresh out of high school. It broke hearts. Walking out of that stadium, I remember OSU fans yelling and groaning in utter despair. One image that’s burned into my memory is two middle-aged OSU fans with their faces completely covered in scarlet paint noseto-nose, ready to fight. I thought that was rock bottom for OSU. It couldn’t get any worse than that. I was wrong. At least OSU still had dignity. At least it still ran a clean program. Or so we thought. The Buckeyes might have had the reputation that they couldn’t win the big game in 2009, but it was still better than having the reputation of cheaters. Winning a few prime-time games and consecutive BCS contests can eliminate the “can’t win the big game” stigma, but cheating is an entirely different issue. Not only are the fans left to wonder if what they’ve cheered so passionately during the past 10 years was real, but the program’s reputation has been tarnished. In college football, reputation matters. OSU has seen the benefit of a good reputation in the past. The Buckeyes have received BCS at-large bids over teams with similar résumés, and they often have gotten the edge in the polls over unproven teams with identical records. Other factors obviously are in play, but reputation is a factor. Now that OSU’s image is in the gutter, these benefits may start to disappear. OSU will truly have to earn everything. Nothing will be handed to the program. It seems inevitable that the NCAA’s punishments will have some effect on the program’s future, but the damaged reputation will have lingering effects long after the punishments expire. The cheating reputation is now a permanent facet of OSU football history, and that’s what hurts the most.

sports 2011 Big Ten Baseball Tournament Huntington Park Columbus, Ohio Wed. – Sat., 2011 4 Ohio State GAME 1 Wed. 12:05 p.m.

5 Minnesota

Lower Seed of Games 1&2 Winners GAME 5 Thurs. 7:05 p.m.

Game 5 Winner

1 Illinois 3 Purdue

Courtesy of Pinecrest Academy Athletics

Future Buckeye long snapper Bryce Haynes signed his Letter of Intent on National Signing Day on Feb. 2 at his high school, Pinecrest Academy.

Haynes from 1B

Buckeyes signed probable starter, 4-year contributor declared Haynes the best long snapper in the country. Rubio later said on his website: “This kid has it all. … Flat out the best in the country. In the top five I have had coming out of high school in the past decade.” Colleges took notice as Haynes received offers from North Carolina, Arkansas, Utah State, Michigan State, Harvard, Notre Dame and OSU. Because of his Catholic background, many people pegged Notre Dame as the front-runner, but on Jan. 28, Haynes verbally committed to OSU and said he doesn’t regret his decision. “I love the football community at Ohio State,” Haynes said. “I never even imagined that I would go to Ohio State originally starting out.”

Rola from 1B

OSU fell

to Virginia, 4-1, earlier this season After the initial loss, OSU doubles pairs, Novak and freshman Blaz Rola, and junior Chase Buchanan and Uzawa, were able to secure the doubles point for the Buckeyes. Uzawa and Buchanan rebounded from a 5-4 deficit in the match against Baylor seniors Sergio Ramirez and Jordan Rux to win their match, 8-6. Novak and Rola also contributed to the doubles point by beating Baylor juniors Julien Bley and Kike Grangeiro, 8-3. McCarthy said the team needs to keep working on the doubles point to continue to be successful. “Everyone has their own individual things they

Because of the departure of senior long snapper Jake McQuaide, Haynes said he expects to play as a freshman. McQuaide made sure the coaches took a look at Haynes, said Kevin Noon, managing editor of BuckeyeGrove.com. Even with all his accolades, not all Buckeye fans were keen on giving a valuable scholarship to a player whose position can normally be filled by a walk-on. Noon doesn’t agree. “Bryce is a once-in-a-decade type of talent,” Noon said. “I think that Bryce Haynes has an excellent opportunity to walk into the long snapping duties as a freshman. You are locking a guy down for four years instead of having to develop someone.” For a long snapper, Noon said, every play is important. “All it takes is one bad snap to ruin your season,” he said. “One bad snap and you’re out of it.”

need to work on,” he said. “But the doubles point is really big.” The two teams moved onto singles action where OSU only surrendered two points and picked up three more to give the team the win. Rux was able to defeat OSU freshman Ille Van Engelen, 7-5, 6-1, and Maytin defeated Allare, 3-6, 6-1, 6-4, for Baylor’s only two points of the match. Buchanan, Rola and Novak provided the last three points OSU needed to win the match and advance to the next round. Buchanan finished with a 6-2, 6-2 victory against Ramirez, and then Novak defeated Bley, 7-6, 6-3. Rola took the remaining singles point, defeating Peers, 4-6, 7-6, 6-3. The winner between OSU and Virginia will face the winner of the match between Georgia and Southern California on Tuesday.

GAME 2 Wed. 3:35 p.m.

6 Penn State

Higher Seed of Games 1&2 Winners GAME 4 Thurs. 3:35 p.m.

GAME 8 Fri. 7:05 p.m.

Game 8 Winner

Game 4 Winner

2 Michigan State

Game 10 Winner* GAME 11 Sun 12:05 p.m. *Only played if Game 9 Winner is Game 10 Winner.

TOURNAMENT CHAMPION GAME 10 Sat. 7:05 p.m.

Game 10 Loser

Game 1 Loser GAME 3 Thurs. 12:05 p.m.

Game 3 Winner

Game 2 Loser

GAME 6 Fri. 12:05 p.m.

Game 6 Winner

Lower Seed of Games 4&5 Losers

GAME 7 Fri. 3:35 p.m.

Higher Seed of Games 4&5 Losers

Game 7 Winner GAME 9 Sat. 3:35 p.m.

Game 9 Winner

Game 8 Loser

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344 E. 20th Unit B, 2 bedroom flat, 1 bath, remodeled, central air, large kitchen, off street parking, NO dogs, $525.00. Call Pat 457‑4039 or e‑mail pmyers1@columbus.rr.com Available FALL.

357 E. 14th Ave. 2 bedroom, large kitchen w/eating area, large bath, living room, stove/refridgerator, AC, laundry facility available, $440/month, $440 deposit. NO PETS. Available Fall. Call 614‑306‑0053 427 E. Oakland Ave. 2 bedrooms, 1 bath, living and dining rooms, full basement w/ washer/dryer hook‑ups, front porch $525 (614)457‑4039 4942 FAIRWAY CT. 2 bedroom towhome. Range, refrigerator, central A/C, private basement with washer/dryer connections and off street parking. $550/month. Call Myers Real Estate 614‑486‑2933 or visit www.myersrealty.com 73 Frambes. 2 BR townhome with den, 1 1/2 bath. Ready for fall. $690 846‑7863 Townhomes Management 78‑86 E. Norwich‑‑big units, off street park, w/d hook up, $750/mth, 614‑561‑8923 or jdixon@valpakusa.com to see Affordable 2 Bedrooms. Visit our website at www.my1stplace.com. 1st Place Realty 429‑0960

At University Gardens. Beautiful 2 bedroom condos. new W/D, stove, refrigerator and dishwasher, free wi‑fi. Separate laundry and spacious LR. Quiet Complex. Best value in OSU off‑campus student and faculty housing. $520/month 1st month free. 614‑778‑9875. www.offcampus.osu.edu www.universitygardenscolumbus.com

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Great Campus Location. Two bedroom, 1 bath townhouses at 109‑117 E. 9th, includes W/D, $895/month available August 1. Contact Beacon Property Management at 614.228.6700, ext. 32 to schedule a showing.

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2148 Indianola & Norwich. 3 or 4 bedroom house, new carpeting, porch, fenced yard, 3 parking spaces, 1+ Bath, appliances, $1,400 Negotiable. 614‑ 214‑1844

RENT THE BEST FOR FALL! Gourmet kitchen, Two gorgeous full Baths with custom tile work, A/C, washer & dryer included, off‑street parking, covered front porch, hardwood floors, historic charm. Located at 2190 Indianola Ave, at Northwood. Rent $1600. See Photos www.ohio4homes.com, featured listings. (614)209‑1204.

3 bedroom WITH FINISHED BASEMENT. Clintonville/North Campus. Spacious townhouse overlooking river view, walkout patio from finished basement to backyard, low traffic, quiet area, off‑street parking, 1 1/2 baths, W/D hook‑up, AC, no pets. Steps to bike path and bus lines. $820/month. 101 W Duncan. 614‑582‑1672 North Campus 3 Bedrooms 2 Baths Central air $1025.00 614‑851‑2200

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Some of campus best properties, 2 BR townhouses, spacious, good locations, all with A/C, dishwasher, off street parking some with washer + dryer. Rent range is $675‑715 #1 4 BR AFFORDABLE spaAND 2 BR flats in excellent cious and updated, large 4 BR shape $530/m. Call 718‑0790. apts on North, South and Central campus. Gas heat, A/C, off‑ street parking, dishwasher, W/D hookups, decks, fireplaces, Jacuzzi tubs. Starting at $365/ea. 614‑294‑7067. www.osupropertymanagement.com

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$1,400.00 46 and/or 48 W. Blake ‑ Each Unit 2 baths, 4 #1 3 BR AFFORDABLE spa- bedrooms, W/D, DishW, A/C cious and updated, large 3 BR call Debbie 937‑763‑0008 apts on North, South and Cen- Available July 1 tral campus. Gas heat, A/C, off‑ street parking, dishwasher, on‑ $1,600+/MO ‑ starting at $400 site laundry. Starting at pp, 4 BR apartments/town$400/ea. 614‑294‑7067. www.- homes, great locations, 108 osupropertymanagement.com Northwood and more, newly‑remodeled, spacious living areas, $1,250 1554 Highland, hardwood floors, newer spacious townhouse, W/D, kitchens with d/w, w/d hook‑up, southwest campus, a/c, lower utilities, off‑street NorthSteppe Realty 299‑4110 parking, www.hometeamproperOhioStateRentals.com ties.net or 291‑2600. $1,300, 2549 Indianola, totally renovated, hardwood, stain- $325‑$350/bedroom. less, W/D, NorthSteppe Realty Newly remodeled, granite, 299‑4110 OhioStateRentals.- stainless steel appliances, com hrdwd floors, central A/C, sec system inc. Off‑street parking. $1,400, 4‑16 E Norwich, W/D, Units on e16th, and e17th. A/C, dishwasher, sunroom, Available Fall or early move‑in hardwood, NorthSteppe Realty for Summer at a discount 299‑4110 OhioStateRentals.- www.buckeyeproperties.us com 614‑547‑9014 $375pp starting rents, 3 bedrooms apartments/townhouses, 1368 Indianola, 1372 Indianola, 1394 Indianola, and more, newly‑remodeled, new kitchens with d/w, w/d hookup, a/c, lower utilities, off‑street parking, www.hometeamproperties.net or 291‑2600

$900, 50 E 7th, W/D, ceramic updates, A/C, dishwasher, NorthSteppe Realty 299‑4110 OhioStateRentals.com

1891 North 4th & 18th Ave. 4 BR, 2 bath, for Fall. W/D, central air, D/W, parking, just renovated. $1200/month. $595‑1,050, 60‑66 E 7th, Gate- 614‑989‑1524. way Village, W/D, A/C, dish- www.pavichproperties.org washer, NorthSteppe Realty 299‑4110 OhioStateRentals.- 4 BDRM $1400 212 E Northcom wood Ave. Big Rooms. W/D. DW. Deck, Patio, off street $999, 50 E 7th, W/D, ceramic parking. 273‑7777 http://www.updates, A/C, dishwasher, herrents.com/ NorthSteppe Realty 299‑4110 OhioStateRentals.com 4 Bdrm townhouse. 119 Chittenden Ave. half block from 11th & Summit. 1535 Summit Gateway. Two full baths, off‑ St. 3 Bedroom. 2 Full Bath. Off‑ street parking, A/C, street parking. Across the $1200/month. 614‑419‑4407. street from Certified on Summit. $900/mo. Call Jeff @ 216‑ 346‑0322. 1st month’s rent & 46 W Blake, 2 baths, W/D, Dishwasher, A/C, $1,400.00 deposit. month Sept 1, 2011 call Deb1901 N. 4th and 18th, 3BR bie 937‑763‑0008 townhouse. Spacious, W/D, remodeled kitchen. $900/mo, CLOSE TO CAMPUS:71 east 614‑989‑1524 woodruff 4br 2 baths living rm, www.pavichproperties.org dining rm, off street parking, washer/dryer hook up to be 203 East Duncan. 3BDRM, newly refurbished for fall Call w/d hookup. $600+ deposit and BOB @ 614 284‑1115 credit check, work equity for rent credit. HUGE 4 bdrm double W. Blake call 614‑596‑7252. Ave, walk to OSU, 1.5 BRAND NEW bathrooms!! Updated 3BR HOUSE E. Oakland Ave kitchen, off‑st. parking, CA, 1400sqft, 1bath, fenced yard, W/D Available Fall 2011, Call hardwd flrs, art glass, WD, (614)206‑5855 or (614)348‑ AC, ...civilized! $1150/mo 2307. www.byrneosuproperhttp://www.meves.net/223 ties.com

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Dead quiet near medical complex. Safe. Excellent, low noise/crime neighborhood, quiet serious tenants. OSU Calling ARTISTS! across the street. $350/month, Looking for artists to draw basic black and white, simple no utilities. 614‑805‑4448. and complex images. Work from home. Flexible hours. Paid per image. 877‑HOYS‑ TOYS

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#1 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 BR AFFORDABLE spacious and updated large BR apts on North, South, and Central campus. Gas heat, A/C, off‑street parking, dishwasher, W/D hookups, decks, fireplaces, Jacuzzi tubs. Starting at $350/ea. 614‑294‑ 7067. www.osupropertyman- Why Rent? An Est $807 total monthly payment buys a move‑ agement.com in condition N. OSU 3BR 1.5 bath home with all appliances $1,800+/Mo ‑ starting at $375 including w/d. Walk, bike or pp. Large 6‑8 bedrooms, great bus & save $$$ Call Carol 268‑ locations, 405 E. 15th and 9693, Alt Co Reators more, newly‑remodeled, great locations, spacious living areas, many with 2+ bathrooms, hardwood floors, a/c, lower utilities, newer kitchens with d/w, w/d hook‑up, off‑street parking, www.hometeamproperties.- *1BR of Big 2BR Apartment Available for Summer at Chitnet or 291‑2600. tenden and High. $1800 164 W. 9th , Huge 6 BR, Call 614‑370‑5207 South Campus, Front Porch, NorthSteppe Realty 299‑4110 Close to med school. Neil ave efficiency. $425/month. OhioStateRentals.com Sublet to August 31st. $2,200, 2250 Indianola, 5‑6 614‑439‑3283. BR, 3 baths, hardwood, NorthSteppe Realty 299‑4110 Large 2 bedroom apartOhioStateRentals.com ment located on 12th Ave. available June 1st‑Aug $2,300 2205 Waldeck, 5 BR, 31st, 2011. A/c, dw, 1.5 garage, Gorgeous, big yard, baths, onsite laundry, free WD. NorthSteppe Realty 299‑ parking. $645/month + util4110 OhioStateRentals.com ities. Contact 614‑291‑ 5001. $2400 1870 N 4th, Huge 8 BR, New Ktchn & BA’s, NorthSteppe Realty 299‑4110 OhioStateRentals.com

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$3000, 197 W. 8th, 10‑12 BR, Giant House, NorthSteppe Realty 299‑4110 OhioStateRentals.com $3000, 231 E. 16th, 6 BR, Best Loc! WD, DW, NorthSteppe Realty 299‑4110 OhioStateRentals.com 100 E. 13th Ave. Available for fall! Great location just blocks from Ohio Union. 5 bedrooms, 2 baths. $2200/month B&A Realty 273‑0112 5 Bedroom Half double. 123 Chittenden. 2 Baths. Over 2500 square feet. Parking. $1375. 614‑419‑4407. . 6 bedrooms Whole house. 129 Chittenden. 2 Baths. Over 3000 square feet. Parking. $1650. 614‑419‑4407. 65 E Patterson, big rooms, 4 levels, 2 baths, W/D, dishwasher, A/C Sept 1, 2011 call Debbie 937‑763‑0008 7 bedroom house for rent. $2000/month. 324 Buttles Ave. Dan (614)316‑3986. www.osurentals.com North Campus 5 bedroom 2 baths Central air $1200.00 614‑851‑2200

Rooms 0 utilities, furnished rooms, flexible lease periods, super convenient location, 38 E. 17th Ave. Laundry, off‑street parking, $200‑$400/month. 296‑ 6304, 263‑1193.

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Camp Counselors, male/female, needed for great overnight camps in the mountains of PA. Have fun while working with children outdoors. Teach/assist with A&C, Aquatics, Media, Music, Outdoor Rec, Tennis, & more. Office, Nanny, & Kitchen positions available. Apply on‑line at www.pineforestcamp.com Child Care Staff needed FT/PT for all ages and for our summer camp. No nights or weekends. Apply Arlington Children’s Center, 1033 Old Henderson Rd. 451‑5400 for info/directions. Compounding Lab TECHNICIAN • BS Degree Required Preferably Chemistry • Benefits • Previous Experience Not Required Send Resume to: Pharmacy PO BOX 341621 Columbus, OH 43234‑1621

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MaRkEtINg INtERN/ Manegement experience. Recriut and manage a team of other students. Handing out fliers door to door. Earn $20 per/hr. Openings for spring , summer, and fall. E-mail dgoodman@certapro.com. OUtDOOR wORk. Earn $8-10$/hour this summer. Student Painters is looking for motivated students to work outside this summer. For more information about joining our team call 419-202-9919. paRt‑tIME Lawn Mowing Associate. $9-$10 based on experience. 614.760.0911 www.MoreTimeforYou.com pERSONal CaRE Attendant for disabled man campus area. Two mornings and evenings per week. Great part time job. Mike 209-5899 pERSONal tHERapISt. Mature, generous business execu‑ tive seeks uninhibited coed for stress relief. Up to $5200/yr available. Email jl43210@gmail.com play SpORtS! Have Fun! Save Money! Maine camp needs fun loving counselors to teach all land, adventure and water sports. Great summer! Call 888-844-8080, apply: campcedar.com StUDENtpayOUtS.COM Paid Survey Takers needed in Columbus 100% free to join. Click on surveys.

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paRt‑tIME Interviewers Delve LLC has been a leader in the collection of market research data for over 30 years. We are an innovative company that creates and fosters dynamic environments for insightful dialogues between marketers and customers. We are seeking temporary part-time, interviewers for our location in Columbus, Ohio.

Help Wanted General SMall COMpaNy over 50 years in business needs F/T or P/T worker. We will work around your schedule. We do gutters, siding, roofing & light repair work. Good drivers license a must. Nelson Roofing. 4636 Indianola. (614) 262‑9700

StaNlEy StEEMER National Customer Sales and Service Call Center. Now hiring in our Westerville location. Great Pay! Please contact acassidy@steemer.com to learn more about this exciting This position will be interview‑ opportunity. ing respondents during a clientdriven research study. All can- SUMMER JOB! full time exte‑ didates must be able to work rior painting job in local Colum28 -36 hours per week July, Au- bus Area starting above $8/hr. gust and September. Hours will Must be hardworking, reliable, include some evening and and personal transportation. weekend shifts. This position Apply online at www.cwpjob.requires excellent verbal and com using marketer code written communication skills, 28062. email stouffer.14@buckbasic computer skills and light eyemail.osu.edu for more info. physical activity such as standSUMMER wORk ing, bending, lifting, etc. Bach$14.25 BaSE/appt elor’s degree or equivalent work experience preferred. • Flexible Schedule Customer service or market re- • Start now or after finals search experience is a plus. • Customer sales/service Bilingual (Spanish) candidates • No experience necessary encouraged to apply. Please • All majors welcome send your resume to job- • All ages 18+, conditions apply s@delve.com. CALL 614-485-9443 or for EOE more office locations: www.workforstudents.com REtaIl SalES Associate School Uniform company looking for retail sales associates for July and August only. Expe‑ rience helpful. $10.00 per hour plus overtime Mon‑Thurs 10‑6, Fri 10-5, Sat 10-3. Call 614876‑3030 ext. 1.

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wOUlD yOU like to make money while developing your modeling skills? A professional photographer needs a student for a few hours for a photo session. Female student preferred. No nudity. Call 614-886-3164 to discuss terms.

SUMMER CHIlDCaRE: Hilliard Family needs reliable, active, outgoing student to watch our sons (12 & 9) during summer break. Non-smoker, excellent driving record & reli‑ able vehicle for activities. Complimentary pool pass for the summer. Call 614-5617643.

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BaBySIttERS NEEDED. Must be caring, reliable, have great references and own transportation. Pick your schedule. Apply TheSitterConnection.com

fall 2011 part-time jobs! Apply now for great part-time positions that are not only fun, but a great resume builder. CNT is hiring both nannies and tutors. View open positions & apply online at collegenannies.com. Choose join the team-location Powell, Ohio. Questions? Call 614‑761‑3060. HIllIaRD DayCaRE hiring for 3 FT seasonal positions in our school age summer program. Lots of fun! Lots of hours! Experience preferred. Contact Amy or Lori at (614) 529‑0077 or brooksedge‑ hilliard@yahoo.com.

Must be 20 or older with good driving record. Must be able to paRt‑tIME summer housepass background check! keeper/sitter needed for 2 Call Nannu or Tom, 614‑221‑ teenagers in Grandview $10/hr. 9696. Or fill out application at If interested forward resume to jodi.bair@prodigy.net Ecklparking.com

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NEw SE OHIO Sustainable Community. Homesteads, Com‑ mons, Food, Shelter, Energy production skills matching, more. www.permaculturesynergies.com

HOOtERS Of East Main St. is accepting applications for Hooters Girls and Hooters Girls behind the BAR! So if you’re hard working with a great attitude and looking for a chance to make great money, then apply in person at Hooters of East Main 5901 E. Main St. Columbus, Ohio. (614) 755‑9464. www.Hooter‑ sRMD.com

tHE DEpaRtMENt of Veterinary Clinical Sciences is looking for a student worker to perform general office assign‑ ments including data entry, answering phones, sorting and distributing mail, making copies, organizing and purging files. This is permanent part time position with morning and/or afternoon hours available. Pay is $8.00/hr. Responsibilities also require running errands in University vehicles both on and off campus. Must have driverâs license, be accurate and dependable. Background check required. Knowl‑ edge of Microsoft Office appli‑ cations desired. Send a re- 28 fEDERal work Study po‑ sume and cover letter to hen- sitions Summer Quarter. Real World Experience. Friendly At‑ richs.2@osu.edu. mosphere. $8.65 / hour. Optometry Services. Assist operations, patient care and service support. Gain valuable business and practice management experience working along‑ OSU StUDENt needed to side experienced professionals. Shawn Curtner work Sundays 7am‑ 3pm all Contact year long with a disabled stu- NOw. 292.0841 dent. Must be able to lift 200 curtner.6@osu.edu lbs. Pay is $17/hr. Please call Jean Crum 538‑8728.

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p/t vEt RECEPTIONIST Forest Park Veterinary Hospital seeking a detailed oriented person with a great personality to work in our front office. Experi‑ ence is preferred, but not required. Number of hours will average 12-18 hours per fUll tIME Summer Position week. Submit resume to vetre- Available for Competitive and Hard Working Students sume@aol.com.

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Help Wanted Restaurant/ Food Service BONJOUR OSU! La Chatelaine French Bakery & Bistros are looking for enthusiastic, charming and hardworking ladies and gentlemen that love to work in a established family own restaurant & bakery. Our three locations, Upper Arlington, Worthington and Dublin, need weekday morning personnel, and experienced night prep cooks. Restaurant experience highly recommended. Please visit our website www.lachatelainebakery.com for locations to pick up an application. Merci! NOw HIRINg experienced servers at Bravo Crosswoods. Day and weekend availability is required. Please apply in person at 7470 Vantage Dr. Columbus

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Legal Services StUDENt RatES. Free initial consultation. Attorney Andrew Cosslett. Alcohol/Drug, Traffic, DUI, Criminal, Domestic, Estate Planning. Credit cards accepted. 614725‑5352. andrewcosslett@‑ cosslett.com.

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FRE ADMISSE ION

2011

MEMORIAL WEEKEND FRANKLIN PARK

1777 E. Broad St. Columbus Oh

May brings Memorial Day and the start of summer. As you enjoy time with family and friends, Central Ohio patients will be in hospital beds depending on you and the community to give the gift of life.

SAT. MAY 28 • 10AM - 9PM SUN, MAY 29 • 11AM - 7PM

The need for blood is constant

• Asian Art Exhibit at COSI • May 18th-May 29th • Cooking Lessons at Franklin Park Community Gardens* • Japanese* on May 22nd & Filipino on May 24th

You have the ability to help ensure the well-being of patients who rely on lifesaving blood transfusions during a critical holiday period. What better way to celebrate Memorial Day than by giving the gift of life now!

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BE A HOLIDAY HERO

BLOODDRIVE

For Sale Real Estate

Help Wanted Restaurant/ Food Service

Additional Activities Leading Up to Festival:

pRIvatE SafE and secure garage space available. 12th Ave. and Indianola, great loca‑ tion. $50/month. Brian- 614332‑4275

Typing Services

EMERgENCy typINg!!! Last minute services: Papers $15.00-page. Letters $25.00-page. Resumes $75.00‑page. $50.00-hour writing military histories, family histories, memoirs, biographies. $35.00-hour professional secretarial, dictation, editing, giftwrapping, sewing buttons. Cash only. 440‑7416.

For Sale Automotive

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The money you could be saving.

*Additional Fee Applies for Cooking Class. Space Limited.

Parade at the Festival on May 28th at 1:30pm Anime Characters • Dragon Dance • Lion Dance Performers & Country Representation Martial Arts • Cultural Demonstrations This Year’s Health Pavilion Theme is

“Keeping Your Family Healthy & Safe”

THURSDAY MAY 26

www.Asian-Festival.org

614-336-4240 7370 Sawmill Rd. Columbus

10:30 am - 4:30 pm

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Look for the Blood Mobile

Between the Journalism building and Bolz Hall

)

FREE RED CROSS T-SHIRT AND Enter to win FREE GAS for a year, plus 1 of 8 $50 gas cards from Marathon. Also get a Buy ONE Get One coupon to the Columbus Zoo.

To schedule an appointment call 1-800-RED-CROSS www.redcrossblood.com sponsor code- buckeyes Monday May 23, 2011

Please send resume and cover letter to Eric Luebke, Advertising Manager at advertising@thelantern.com

Monday May 23, 2011