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KAYLA STRAYER Lantern reporter strayer.74@osu.edu

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Former Buckeye Kurt Coleman wants to try his part in sports commentary if there is no NFL season.

Lawmakers around the country are blasting a new, controversial alcoholic beverage that hit stores in April.

On Thursday, Ohio Attorney General Mike DeWine, along with at least 15 other states’ attorneys general, urged Pabst Brewing Company to change the formula and marketing strategy of Blast, an alcoholic drink produced under the Colt 45 label.

“The marketing is to a young audience and potentially to those who aren’t even of age, and the formulation is basically like drinking four beers at once,” said Lisa Hackley, DeWine’s spokeswoman.

Just like Four Loko, Blast is 12 percent alcohol by volume and is sold in 23.5-ounce cans. Its four flavors are blueberry pomegranate, strawberry lemonade, grape and raspberry watermelon.

The alcohol content and the marketing are the major concerns with the drink, Hackley said.

But rapper Snoop Dogg endorses Blast.

“They have a hip hop spokesperson. It’s brightly colored. Clearly, they’re targeting a younger demographic,” Hackley said.

Snoop Dogg’s representatives did not return comment.

Pabst spokesman Sean Fitzgerald said only Pabst executives could comment on the drink “since this is a business situation.”

“That’s marketing for you,” said Musie Woldeab, a third-year in computer and information science. Woldeab said he doesn’t think anyone over the age of 25 will drink it.

Pabst representatives, however, do not see a problem with their marketing, chief marketing officer for Pabst Jon Sayer said in an email. He said the company is targeting only those over the age of 21.

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Cans of Blast sit ready for purchase at Rick’s Beverage Center at 2945 Olentangy River Road in Columbus, Ohio, on Saturday evening.

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Ohio State NFL draft picks Cameron Heyward Pittsburgh Steelers

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Fourth round No. 113 pick

Fifth round No. 158 pick

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No former Buckeyes currently play for Oakland.

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DANIELLE HIXENBAUGH Lantern reporter hixenbaugh.9@osu.edu Six-one hundredths of an inch might not mean much to many people, but for those in Columbus, it means a new April rainfall record.

The previous record dates back to April 1893, when 7.08 inches of precipitation was recorded, according to the National Weather Service’s website.

The record was broken this April with 7.14 inches of precipitation recorded.

“A lot of storms in the southeastern area ride the jet stream that rises north right into the Ohio Valley,” said Mike Kurz, meteorologist with the National Weather Service in Wilmington, Ohio.

However, the rain did more than set a record.

“We have been getting reports of ponding of water in fields, roadways being closed and rivers running high because of the rain,” Kurz said.

Campus was also affected by the high amounts of precipitation.

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Nick Messenger and Emily DeDonato were unofficially inaugurated as the 44th Undergraduate Student Government president and vice president, respectively. The ceremony took place Sunday afternoon with friends, family and USG members in the Interfaith Room in the Ohio Union.

Messenger, a second-year in economics and political science and DeDonato, a second-year in biology, ran a campaign with the slogan “Together Students Can,” and said they’re excited to get to work on their platform initiatives.

Since being elected to represent USG two weeks

ago, DeDonato said she and Messenger have been meeting with administrators and going through their platform.

“The biggest thing we’re working on right now is ‘MySwitch,’” Messenger said. “We’ve had three to four meetings with administrators talking about it.”

“MySwitch” is a website Messenger and DeDonato intend to create that would help students prepare for the quarter-to-semester switch by allowing them to enter their year and major to find out which classes they need in order to graduate on time, Messenger said.

Messenger and DeDonato said they hope to continue a platform initiative from the 2010-2011 USG president and vice president, Micah Kamrass and Brad Pyle, respectively, to increase USG’s visibility on campus.

“The last thing we want to see is USG go back to being its own organization and not doing as much outreach,” Messenger said.

The new USG president and vice president said they will be out in public talking to students at least once a week. Messenger said it could be on the Oval or at the RPAC. “One of the best things Brad and I did for USG was encourage the organization to get out and listen to students and to hear the students needs,” Kamrass said. “I think that’s something that would pay off very much for them to continue.”

Messenger and DeDonato were the fourth-highest recipients of total votes since USG began in 1967, receiving 3,899 votes and 51.4 percent of the votes.

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campus Experience helps JI-Row drum up votes CODY COUSINO Asst. multimedia editor cousino.20@osu.edu When voting ends Tuesday, four snare drummers from the Ohio State marching band might have a chance to represent more than OSU in Brazil.

The drummers won the central Ohio Red Bull Tum Tum Pa freestyle drumming competition last month, which consisted of teams of up to four people competing in two rounds. The competition does not allow for any actual instruments to be played. Instead, the competitors used school supplies like rulers, buckets, pencils and notebooks to play on buckets and Red Bull cans. According to the Red Bull website, Tum Tum Pa is the “first Freestyle Drumming Competition for students.”

Though four teams participated in the April 14 round of competition, none had the musical background or technical know-how of the snare drummers, who called themselves JI-Row and was the only team made up entirely of marching band members.

Team members are in the J and I row of the marching band, which is where they derive their name.

After winning the regional competition for central Ohio, the group created a video of the one-minute original song it created for the second round of the competition, which was then posted on the Red Bull website.

To advance to the national competition, fans vote on the videos online. The top five videos from each conference will make it to nationals when voting ends on Tuesday. Currently, JI-Row leads both the Midwest Conference and the entire nation in total votes. As of Sunday evening, they were ahead by about 2,000 votes.

Brandon Kimbro, a fourth-year in human nutrition and JI-Row band member, said he is humbled and excited to have so much success.

“It’s an honor,” Kimbro said. “It’s truly awesome to have OSU come together and help make this happen.”

The one-minute song featured something none of the other bands in the regional competition had: actual sheet music.

“I knew I could write some good stuff but also some challenging stuff so that we could keep up with the competition,” said Jarrod Maynard, a third-year in civil engineering and JI-Row member.

Kimbro said they still have their work cut out for them.

“Having the most votes is only half the battle,” he said. “Hopefully, the Red Bull judges will think our video was creative enough to move on from nationals and let us represent the United States.”

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From left to right: Grant Smucker, a fourth-year in biomedical engineering; Austin Willman, a second-year in communication; Brandon Kimbro, a fourth-year in human nutrition and community health; Jarrod Maynard, a third-year in construction systems management; all snare drummers for the OSU marching band, play an original beat during the Red Bull Tum Tum Pa drumming competition held at the Haskett Hall Sound Stage.

Tree inventory project could help OSU landscape grow AMANDA CAHOON Lantern reporter cahoon.6@osu.edu For Ohio State’s Chadwick Arboretum, Arbor Day is every day. But the national holiday that celebrates planting and caring for trees brought students, faculty and staff out for a party on the Oval.

About 100 people gathered near Mendenhall Lab Friday morning to celebrate a day dedicated to the trees on campus. Attendees put up with high winds and light rain for cake, punch and a visit from Brutus. They heard from students, faculty and a representative from Sasaki Associates, the planning and design firm working with OSU on the “One Ohio State Framework.”

Arbor Day is especially important to OSU, said Mary Maloney, director of Chadwick Arboretum.

“This is the only major university in the world whose identity is associated with a tree,” Maloney said. “I think that lends some extraordinary credence to our celebration.”

This was the university’s 141st Arbor Day Celebration, but this year the Chadwick Arboretum will show off the trees on the Oval by providing information on placards placed in front on certain trees, Maloney said.

Thirty-two trees on the Oval have been labeled with their name and ecological services. Through a walking tour named “Trees of the Oval,” visitors can follow a map to locate each tree.

The OSU Extension Why Trees Matter Program manages the trees on campus.

“There’s typically money to install trees and money to remove trees, but there’s seldom money to support the trees through their maturation,” Maloney said. “That’s a mistake that we’re making.”

Trees must be at least 25 years old to reach their ecological potential, Maloney said. Ecological services include absorbing carbon dioxide, enhancing the air quality by reducing particulate matter and reducing wind speed around structures, according to treesmatter.osu.edu.

“Typically trees on our campus have an average range of about 12 years,” Maloney said.

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Mary Maloney, director of Chadwick Arboretum, and Brutus Buckeye stand at a podium in front of the crowd gathered to celebrate Arbor Day in front of Mendenhall Lab on the Oval on Friday.

In the “One Ohio State Framework,” all of the trees on campus need to be inventoried, said Ricardo Dumont, principal at Sasaki Associates.

“When we were doing the framework study, we inventoried every single square foot of building space on this campus. The same thing must be done

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with the landscape of the campus,” Dumont said. “We did it with the architecture. We’re going to do it with the landscape architecture. That’s one of our goals.”

Dumont said the university needs to understand the condition of trees on campus and place a value on that inventory.

OSU is using i-Tree, software from the USDA Forest Service that analyses trees and their benefits, according to itreetools.org. A university team is using the software to determine the ecological services and dollar value of each tree on campus, Maloney said.

Many of the 32 trees labeled on the Oval have $200 to $300 in annual environmental benefits to the university, the city of Columbus and the community, said Jim Chatfield, OSU extension horticulture specialist. “(Trees) are a part of infrastructure that grows and keeps paying off every year. It doesn’t depreciate; it appreciates in value,” Chatfield said.

OSU conducted an inventory of trees on the grounds and adjacent streets between 1995 and 2005, Stephen Volkmann, university landscape architect, said in an email.

During that period, 11,654 trees were inventoried, Volkmann said.

Michael Pedley, a fourth-year in forestry, fisheries and wildlife, said he is working on the university’s tree inventory project.

Pedley said the current inventory team has three or four people.

The university is working toward becoming a Tree Campus USA, a certification through the Arbor Day Foundation, Maloney said.

To become a “Tree Campus,” a university must have an active tree advisory committee, a campus tree care plan, an annual tree management budget, an Arbor Day observance and a tree related service and learning project for students, faculty and staff, Maloney said.

Maloney said OSU plans to become a Tree Campus this year.

The Arbor Day Celebration dedicated three Yellow Buckeye Trees, one for President E. Gordon Gee, one for “thee,” meaning you, and one for those who plant and take care of trees.

Chadwick Arboretum funded the total cost of the celebration, which was about $2,800, Maloney said.

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Messenger, DeDonato in process of choosing cabinet members The new USG president and vice president beat out two other campaign teams. Jacob Foskuhl, a third-year in public affairs and Russian, and Melissa Kellams, a second-year in public affairs, came in second with 24.4 percent of the votes, a total of 1,852. Kevin Flynn, a fourth-year in biochemistry and international studies, and Andrea Blinkhorn, a thirdyear in international studies and political science, came in third with 21.9 percent of the votes, a total of 1,664.

Messenger and DeDonato said they are in the process of deciding who will be in their cabinet and committees after receiving around 130 applications. The deadline to submit an application to be a cabinet or committee member was Friday. Interviews will take place this week.

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“We’re not going to set a solid number and then turn someone down who we think we be great for a specific role,” DeDonato said. “It’s pretty flexible.”

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“Blast is produced only for consumers above legal drinking age and is marketed as such,” Sayer said. “Its alcohol content is clearly marked on its packaging, it is sold exclusively in sections of stores that sell beverages with alcohol and its promotional effort is fully focused on initiatives geared toward adults.”

Neil Yohannes, a first-year in finance, said he has seen the drink but won’t try it. He said he thinks the alcohol content in Blast is too much.

He doesn’t have a problem with Pabst’s marketing tactics, however.

“The people I see drinking it are in their 20s. No one’s forcing them to drink it; (Pabst) can market it how they want,” Yohannes said.

Fitzgerald said Pabst had not yet responded to the attorney general.

“The bottom line is essentially we are following all laws in all the states in which we operate. We are not operating illegally by any means,” Fitzgerald said.

Hackley said they hope Pabst will change its formula but would not discuss legal strategies in the event that Pabst doesn’t comply with recommendations.

Sayer said the company will continue to promote responsible drinking.

“As with all Pabst products, Blast is actively promoting the message of drinking responsibly, and to that end, we are encouraging consumers to drink in moderation and consider mixing Blast with other beverages

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advocating to the board of trustees and to the office of the chief financial officer to keep tuition low and fees down.

“Students are being hit hard by the economic recession. And that’s something that was clear to us that we didn’t fully understand at the beginning of our campaign,” Messenger said, “As we met students who were struggling to be at Ohio State now … it became clear to us the huge responsibility that we face.”

Messenger and DeDonato plan to implement a book-swap program that could save students money. It would have students buying and selling textbooks directly with each other and could save each student up to $80 per quarter.

Messenger said the $80 estimate was determined through putting Ohio State’s numbers of student population, average price of a book and an estimate that 4 percent of students would participate, into the results from other Big Ten universities, Wisconsin and Michigan State, who use similar book-swap programs.

Messenger said this summer USG will be working on the book-swap program logistics by finding storage space and getting the website up.

An official USG inauguration will take place at 6:30 p.m. on Wednesday at the Senate chamber in the Ohio Union.

or pouring it over ice, and we are offering a special seven-ounce bottle for those who prefer a smaller quantity,” Sayer said. “Together with our distribution and retail partners, we will actively pursue opportunities to ensure it is enjoyed properly by the right audience.”

In November, the Food and Drug Administration declared Four Loko, a similar alcoholic drink, unsafe and required the caffeine be removed from the product. Fans of the drink, which include many OSU students, began stocking up while they could still get the caffeinated version.

Unlike Four Loko, Blast is caffeine-free. Four Loko is now available without the stimulants caffeine, taurine and guarana.

Blast came out April 4, and some campus-area stores, including Campus Corner, Campus Liquor and Speedway on Lane Avenue, don’t carry it.

Campus Corner employee Josh Levine said the store doesn’t sell Blast because they “don’t have the room and Four Loko sells good.”

Rick’s Beverage Center on Olentangy River Road, however, is choosing to carry the drink.

The drink is “selling good,” said Ketn Cheel, the store owner. Cheel said he does not think the drinks are marketed to underage people.

Woldeab said he hadn’t heard of Blast and he won’t try it. He said the alcohol content might be too high for some people, but it’s ultimately the consumer’s choice as to whether they want to buy the drink.

“It depends on who is consuming it,” Woldeab said. “It’s up to people if they want to buy something that’s 12 percent alcohol.”

Emily Tara contributed to this story.

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Rain caused tree damage, some structural damage campus by zones and do an inspection to make sure there is no damage to the buildings, roofs, lights and poles,” said Lynn Readey, the associate vice president for Facilities Operation and Development at Ohio State.

Readey said the only damage from April’s weather was minor tree damage that the grounds crew took care of.

Some students may have found the rain more than a nuisance.

“My roof in my house above my bedroom collapsed because it was full of rain,” said Craig Wiehe, a second-year in athletic training.

The hole in his roof is about four feet wide and currently is covered with garbage bags and awaiting repair, Wiehe said.

Of the 30 days in April, it rained 23 of those days, which includes any days when a trace of precipitation was recorded, Kurz said.

“I couldn’t ride my bike to class because it was raining,” Wiehe said.

Wiehe said he also had to buy an umbrella because of the April showers.

Precipitation was not the only concern in April.

“There was a EF1 tornado reported April 20, four miles south of Grove Port, which is in southern Franklin County,” Kurz said.

Tornados are measured on an EF scale of zero to five, with five being catastrophically dangerous, Kurz said.

Other Ohio cities also saw above average amounts of rain in April.

Cincinnati had 13.52 inches of precipitation that broke the 1998 record of 9.77 inches, according to the National Weather Service’s website.

Dayton had its second-highest amount of rain recorded with 8.72 inches, less than half an inch short of the 1996 record of 9.20 inches, according to the National Weather Service’s website.

The rainfall predictions for May are uncertain.

“According to the Climate Predictions Center, there is not any strong signal as to whether we will see above or below average rainfall,” Kurz said.

“Nothing stands out.”

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Be the main dish, not someone’s ‘mashed potatoes’ but those from a stranger, now wealthy from a line that we basically say all the time, that made her understand.

Soon after that, my crew came up with our own slogan which was prescriptive rather than reactionary. We started telling everyone we knew, “you are no one’s mashed potatoes.” This means that if someone is treating you like a side dish and not the main entrée, you have to peace out. Jettisoning poor PATRICIA CUNNINGHAM relationships or sifting people out of cunningham.212@osu.edu your life who are damaging requires a certain fortitude.

First, you have to know your worth. How can anyone value you if you do not know the value of your own swag? Your security cannot come through being validated by a

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Road trips are one of my favorite things to do. I took my first legitimate road trip with my best friend Adina when we went to NYC our sophomore year. Her Plymouth car, with a tape deck and Zhane music playing, took us to the city that doesn’t sleep.

There was one song that we played on repeat called “Kindness For Granted.” This song would haunt me especially when I started performing in the “Vagina Monologues” here at Ohio State.

Once, when I was performing and writing my own piece to bring to the stage, my gal pal Salina had a horrible breakup. She, a Gentile, was dating a Jewish male friend of mine. Everything was “great” until they went on a ski trip together. He was in charge of a class of kids’ pre-bar mitzvah and he hid her from the kids only wanting to meet up with her when it was … bedtime.

After the trip he got more distant and then stopped calling and texting. Then the author of the book, “He’s Just Not That Into You” came to campus and we went to hear his lecture.

She went up to the microphone to ask about why this man had stopped contacting her. Well, you know what he said. Salina started crying in front a room full of people and it was not the words of friends

significant other. I was at a conference this past Thursday and a professor said that family had more of an influence than peers. He is a human development and family science person so, I suppose that works for him and pays the bills.

I am a social scientist so I definitely come at this notion from a different paradigm. I know that there are a myriad of socialization agents at play from religion and media to politics and neighborhoods. Higher education is an institution that can be the time of life when you can develop such fortitude with making wise decisions.

Equip yourself with the ability to critically think so that when someone feels they can feed you a pop tart, you know just how to react.

It is both steak and eggs with hash browns or you can take your pop tart and walk. In order to have that ability to do just that, you have to make sure you surround yourself with strong friends with similar core values. You have to have your own dream team.

Michael Jordan was only at his best when the best was around him to enhance his performance. Only agree to mashed potatoes if you are getting the main dish treatment you deserve.

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Jim Tressel screwed up and has certainly come under fire for it.

But solely blaming “The Senator” has become such a cliché. So for a change of pace, I would like to direct the blame elsewhere for a little while.

It would be a travesty if the NCAA walked through this entire ordeal unscathed. After all, it was the NCAA’s rules that the players broke. Had these rules not been in place, they would have never been violated.

BRAD MILLER And there is a serious case to miller.4410@osu.edu be made.

The NCAA profits off the athleticism, abilities and skills of college athletes without paying a dime back to the players. A 2009 article in The American Spectator reported that from 2002 through 2013 CBS will pay the NCAA $6 billion for the television rights to the men’s college basketball tournament. That is $6 billion the NCAA will make from young men playing basketball.

But that is not all. College athletes also are granted no rights when dealing with what should be considered their property. Athletes receive tokens of recognition for their on-field accomplishments, such as trophies, awards and medals. It makes sense to me that if a player earns such a prize, then he or she is the sole owner of it. Therefore, they should be allowed to do with it what they want, even sell it.

The rules state otherwise. No athlete can personally profit from a trophy or piece of apparel. But the NCAA can profit from selling jerseys, photographs and other items, using the likeness of these individuals without compensation. No wonder so many athletes leave college early to play professionally.

It is no mystery that Ohio State athletics is despised by much of the country. In 2008, ESPN.com writer Mark Schlabach wrote that this resentment is due to the program’s continual success. That makes sense. Teams that win often are easy to hate.

So naturally, many people are now euphoric that the NCAA is punishing the OSU football program. But who was mostly responsible for the Buckeyes winning this year’s Sugar Bowl? The NCAA allowed a handful of the team’s best players — all of whom played a major part in the victory against Arkansas — to participate in the game. This was despite still finding it reasonable to suspend the players for the first five games of next year.

The NCAA said the players could participate in the game because they did not know what they did was wrong. It conveniently ignored the biggest reason: money.

So the NCAA used lapsed judgment at the time because it likes its bread to be buttered. Yet now it comes riding into town like Wyatt Earp to melt the avalanche of corruption in Columbus, trying to make an example of the university.

This, of course, does little to ease the stomachs of Buckeye Nation regarding the selling of the gold pants. For this, perhaps Michigan is partially to blame. If the Maize and Blue had been more competitive the past handful of years, even, God forbid, winning a couple, then the players might have had more appreciation for the pants and would not have sold them.

Receiving the tattoos was wrong and should not be defended. That was clearly a result of the players being rewarded solely for their status.

That is a foreign word to the NCAA, so allow me to define it: “Reward: something, such as money, that is given or offered for some special service.”

Hopefully that eliminates any confusion.

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Ohio State coach Jim Tressel watches on during the Spring Game on April 23 at Ohio Stadium.

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how much I have grasped not only from those who work at this university but also those I meet each and every day.

I believe every person should live on campus their freshman year because I feel I would not have had as much fun this year or learned as much if I had not.

Living on campus almost forces you to become close with those who not only live on your floor but others in your dorm as well.

ERIC SEGER The events and incidents I have seger.25@osu.edu witnessed as a freshman would be impossible to replicate if I lived off campus.

For instance, I will never forget the Saturday when the OSU men’s basketball team was playing against that team up north for a chance to play in the Big Ten Tournament championship game the next day.

The game was going down to the wire when all of a sudden the dorm’s fire alarm went off, causing everyone to go outside in the rain and miss the end of the game for a fire drill.

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I have three roommates.

Most people in my dorm have three roommates except for a few second-years who only have to share their space with one other person.

At about 10 a.m. on Monday of the first week of my first Spring Quarter here at Ohio State, I was sitting in my room killing time when I heard one of my three roommate’s alarm sound to wake him up.

It was not really until this moment that I realized how much living with someone who operates on a totally different schedule has taught me. Sure, I have lived with my roommates for two quarters now, but this was the first time we have all had entirely opposite schedules.

They say college is a learning experience in many different aspects of your life. I now know that to be true. I still remember the day my parents dropped me off last fall when my father told me I was going to come across many instances in my first year that would teach me valuable lessons, such as having patience. I’ll admit, I was not entirely sure what he was talking about and sort of blew it off as I said my goodbyes and began college life.

Sure, I knew I was going to meet a lot of people (I mean come on, we go to a university with about 50,000 students), but I was content and looking forward to spending time with my 15 high school classmates who joined me at OSU. It is difficult for me to admit, but my dad was right: It is staggering

No one was happy about it (naturally), but at least the Buckeyes pulled out the victory. I know for a fact that would never happen if I lived at home and not on campus.

Sure, living at home has its perks, such as sleeping in your own bed, getting home-cooked meals anytime you want them (which we all know we miss) and the financial aspect of saving money is always a plus. As nice and convenient as all of those things are, it is quite a task to duplicate the escapades that occur while being a resident in a campus dorm.

Some of us live with someone who is of a different race. Others have roommates who do not speak our native language. And many live with those who practice a different religion.

I have dealt with everything from learning to sleep with four alarm clocks set to go off at a different time to wondering why one of my roommates waits until 3 a.m. to start his homework. What took me some time to realize is that my roommates had to adjust to these things just as I did.

People are different. What makes us the same is the fact that living on-campus teaches us to adapt to a wide range of personalities, religions, lifestyles, life.

That is the college experience I was looking for, no matter what time the alarm clock goes off.

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Dueling Pianos cover hit songs at Ohio Union bar

Dueling Pianos, a staple at The Big Bang Bar, will play every other Friday at Woody’s Tavern in the Ohio Union.

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Patrick Hicks, known as DJ Patrick, spins records at ‘Off the Grid’ at the Wexner Center for the Arts’ Performance Space Saturday night.

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Tea with Andrea Cheng 4 p.m. @ Ohioana Library Paging Columbus! ... arts and cultural blogging panel 6 p.m. @ OSU Urban Arts Space Retrospective: Charlie Chaplin 7 p.m. @ Wexner Center Film Video Theater Spring Dance Concert 8 p.m. @ Sullivant Theatre

Chelsea Castle Lantern reporter castle.121@osu.edu The floor pulsates beneath people’s feet, the heavy tribal beat of the music thumps in their ears, two performers move wildly about the dance floor and neon lights and animation flash all around.

The second annual fundraising event “Off The Grid” was held Saturday night at the Wexner Center for the Arts. The party directly benefits the Wexner Center’s youth and educational programming, said Cat Sheridan, co-chair of the event’s host committee.

The night was presented by GenWex, a group of young professionals in the Wexner Center that works to advance the arts community in Columbus. The event featured

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music, dancing, food, drinks and more.

“It’s a top notch spread to meet all of your senses,” Sheridan said.

With an attendance of approximately 800 people, tickets sold out days prior to the event. The event raised an estimated $60,000, said Tim Fulton, media coordinator for the Wexner Center.

Last year’s “Off The Grid” party raised approximately $20,000 for the Wexner Center’s youth and educational programming. More than 12,000 children from Central Ohio were impacted last year through the Wexner education department’s workshops and events, according to material at the event.

This year, guests could browse three open art galleries: “Human Behavior” by Nathalie Djurberg with music by Hans Berg, “Double Sexus” by Hans Bellmer and Louise

Bourgeois and “The Tender Room” by Pipilotti Rist.

Photos of the art galleries were restricted, but Sheridan described the “Double Sexus” gallery as “really trippy but really beautiful.”

Rist is an artist known for moving images on installation art. “The Tender Room” features six screens each approximately 12 feet in height that display visuals of flowers and elements applying to the senses.

The three galleries featured at the event are open to the public until July 31.

Andrew Aucoin, a recent Ohio State graduate, has been a member of the Wexner Center for four years and said he loved the diverse crowd.

“It’s great to be around so many people interested in art in one place,” Aucoin said. “It’s also a chance to experience great food of Columbus.”

Basi Italia, Due Amici, Bodega,

Surly Girl Saloon and 11 other restaurants provided food for the event.

Representatives from Middle West Spirits were also present to offer samples of its new whiskey to guests who purchased pre-party tickets.

Shin Tower Music kicked the dance party off with a wild display of visuals and electronic music. They were accompanied by two silent performers who danced to a crowd of guests, some of whom moved in imitation. Their music featured an electronic background with a heavy drum.

Patrick Hicks, known as DJ Patrick, is from a monthly Columbus party called O-GEE. He preceded the sets from Nate Donmoyer of Passion Pit and visuals from VJ Rainer.

Hicks said the party is a great way to benefit the Wexner Center.

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With the royal wedding, the release of “Fast Five” and the debut of another trailer for the strangely titled, “Transformers: Dark of the Moon,” the arts and life world nearly collapsed into total crapdom this weekend.

Let’s first look at the royal wedding. I’ll qualify my argument by saying that I do understand why the British lose their minds over this. The monarchy probably accounts for nearly all of Great Britain’s gross domestic product. Think about it: What do tourists do when they go to England? They

stand outside Buckingham Palace and stare at it all day; that’s what they do. But why do Americans care? What’s so great about waking up at 6 a.m. to watch foreign people get married? And it’s not like the ceremony was exciting, either.

I watched highlights the next day. It was unbearable. It was 10 minutes of a wedding and more than an hour of singing.

If it weren’t for the hotness of Kate Middleton, it would have been as bad as sitting through the stuffy, British adaptation of “Glee.”

I’ve heard the argument that Americans were enamored by the royal wedding simply because royalty is something we don’t have. Is that really true, though?

Technically, yes, it obviously is, but in America, celebrities are virtually royalty. As much as it pains me to say, Lindsay Lohan is the American Princess Diana in terms of media frenzy. We can only hope for a better outcome for Lohan, though at this point, that’s far from guaranteed.

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arts&life Dueling Pianos cover songs for crowds at Ohio Union STEPHEN BOND Lantern reporter bond.198@osu.edu The Big Bang Bar’s Dueling Pianos act brought its rock ‘n’ roll covers to a large, chatty crowd Friday evening at Woody’s Tavern in the Ohio Union.

The performance was presented by the Ohio Union Activities Board and was part of an ongoing partnership that will keep the Dueling Pianos act coming to Woody’s Tavern every other week throughout Spring Quarter.

The act consisted of two performers who each

sat behind a piano on stage and took requests from the audience, playing a wide variety of past radio hits.

The musical selection on Friday evening spanned many decades, as well as genres.

The duo played popular classic rock tunes from the likes of Elton John and Queen alongside ‘90s hits by groups like Oasis. The creative peak of the show was reached with a rousing performance of the Spice Girls’ “Wannabe.”

Big Bang Bar musicians are required to know a wide range of songs, spanning from classic rock to current pop hits, said Matt Monk, one of the two Dueling Pianos performers on Friday.

Monk said he and his colleagues have to stay sharp when playing outside of the bar to younger crowds. He said many people make it their personal goal to stump the musicians with a request they don’t know.

As performers, they find satisfaction in fulfilling the more obscure song requests, Monk said.

The crowd, made up mostly of students, provided plenty of requests but was quite talkative and disengaged from the performance.

“It was good; it’s been better before,” said Reed Wilkinson, a first-year in math. “It definitely seemed like the crowd was kind of distracted and talking a lot.”

The performers were not visibly impacted by the lack of enthusiasm from the crowd throughout much of the two-hour show.

Some attendees were still not satisfied with the song selection.

“Last time I was here, they played ‘I’m On a Boat,’ and it was really, really good,” said Lauren Tenney, a first-year in French. “They ignored that request this time, I was kind of bummed.”

The Dueling Pianos will continue to play at Woody’s Tavern every other Friday for the remainder of Spring Quarter and can also be seen at Columbus’ Big Bang Bar, located at 401 N. Front St.

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Jackson said. “So this is a time to actually feel like you’re involved. You’re not just on campus anymore; you’re reaching out. You can’t be on campus forever.”

Prizes at event included free plane tickets, dinner

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Guests interact and get drinks at ‘Off the Grid,’ which was at the Wexner Center for the Arts’ Performance Space Saturday night.

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‘Transformers’ film has chance to earn $1 billion at box office franchise “The Fast and the Furious,” was released.

The fact that this franchise has produced the profitability needed to survive its way to five films is a sad reflection of today’s society.

Before you call me pretentious, let me say I’m all for fun action flicks. I profess to enjoying films that critics have dumped on such as “Tron: Legacy,” but these car-racing films irritate me to no end. Car racing is only cool if you’re James Bond. Car racing is not cool when the cast is made up of mostly crappy action “stars.”

“Fast Five” is estimated to have made $83.6 million at the box office this weekend, according to boxofficemojo.com. Good job, America. Instead of giving $83.6 million to starving children in Africa, you gave it to a movie studio and encouraged it to continue crapping out sequels of this horrible franchise.

Another critically-lauded film franchise made news this weekend when the trailer for the third “Transformers” film was released. Now I will say I didn’t hate the first film, and I own both of the first two because they look and sound awesome on my Blu-ray setup. However, the second film met government requirements for being clinically brain-dead.

I will admit that the trailer looks cool, but we’re talking about the product of Michael Bay, a former commercial director, who has made all of his trailers look cool. The film touches on the space race of the 1960s ... and then Chicago explodes. It has the potential to be harmless summer fun, but it also has the potential to send anyone that sees it back to their intelligence level at conception.

“Transformers: Dark of the Moon” (again, what the hell does that even mean?) is also going to be released in 3-D. Even though Bay says this is his last “Transformers” film, this one has the chance to make

“There are a lot of programs out there that are underfunded,” Hicks said. “It’s very much a benefit party to support youth programs in a creative way.”

Patrons could buy $10 raffle tickets for the chance to win prizes such as two round-trip tickets on American Airlines and a five-course dinner for four guests from the Refectory, together a $1,000 value.

Guests were also treated to goody bags. Two separate bags were created for those with pre-party tickets and regular admission tickets. Goodies included a drinking cup, candle and a canvas bag from Madewell.

Sheridan said all students should take advantage of and enjoy the Wexner Center’s resources.

“You have a cultural gem, a world renowned cultural center in the middle of campus,” Sheridan said. “Not to visit it is insane.”

Kareem Jackson, co-owner of Milk Bar Boutique and OSU alumnus, co-chaired the event and said he wished he had taken advantage of the Wexner Center when he was a student.

“I didn’t go to the Wexner Center until after I graduated. I didn’t know what was going on,”

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$1 billion in box office because of the 3-D surcharge and will likely make the suits at the studio push for more.

Regardless of your thoughts on 3-D, we should all be happy the second “Transformers” film was not released in 3-D. Not because it would have made it a sh-- ton more money than it did, but because it saved us the experience of having robot testicles swung in our face in three dimensions.

With summer on the horizon, there’s going to be a lot of this type of stuff going on. Thankfully, there will be no more royal weddings, though I wouldn’t complain if they took out that girl that isn’t as hot as Megan Fox in the new “Transformers” and replaced her with Kate Middleton. But with films like “Thor,” which currently has a 94 percent on review aggregator rottentomatoes.com, set to come out, maybe the arts and life world won’t fall into the abyss of crap after all.

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MICHAEL PERIATT Lantern reporter periatt.1@osu.edu Former Ohio State safety Kurt Coleman has spent the past year playing professional football with the Philadelphia Eagles, but, because of the NFL lockout, next season is in jeopardy.

If the lockout extends for a long period of time, Coleman said he wouldn’t be afraid to pursue another sports-related career.

“If I couldn’t play football right now, I might be on TV,” Coleman said. “I think I could be on TV just talking. I would talk sports. I’d be one of those guys that would stir up a lot of stuff.”

Coleman wouldn’t be the first former Buckeye to give television a try. Kirk Herbstreit, Clark Kellogg, Robert Smith and Chris Spielman became television personalities or commentators.

But Coleman doesn’t think it will come to that.

“I would say I’m 90 percent sure we’ll play a full season,” he said. “I don’t think anyone is truly worried because it’s eventually going to get done whether it be next week or next year. I think a lot of guys have prepared for this.”

Preparation was key, Coleman said. Most players, especially the veterans, he said, saw the lockout coming and starting saving their money well in advance.

When Coleman was drafted in 2010, he said, the NFL Rookie Symposium, which serves as an orientation for players drafted in NFL, warned him of the lockout right away.

His rookie season did nothing to make him think otherwise.

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Armstrong overcomes ‘death sentence’ TODD AVERY Lantern reporter avery.82@osu.edu Four years ago, Andrew Armstrong came to Ohio State looking to be a star pitcher. He went 28-0 in his high school career and was named Class AA Player of the Year in Virginia to go along with two state championships. He was even drafted late in the MLB, in the 45th round by the Atlanta Braves.

Things have not exactly turned out like Armstrong might have once envisioned, however. The redshirt junior now only comes in during the latter innings of a game to get a left-hander or two out before going back to the bullpen.

But you won’t see Armstrong complaining.

After a promising freshman year that included going 4-3 and having the team’s third-best ERA, Armstrong came into his second year with much excitement. But during a long tossing drill in a late winter practice, he noticed a pain in his shoulder.

“There were throws where it just felt like a sharp pain in my shoulder, and I was like man, this isn’t normal,” Armstrong said. “I’ve had pain before in the past, but this was just something different, like a whole new ballgame of pain.”

Armstrong pitched his whole sophomore year, but went just 2-3 in eight starts with an alarming 11.51 ERA. The injury was hindering Armstrong, but it took him until summer-league baseball after that year to find the problem.

His throwing shoulder had a torn labrum, a piece of cartilage that holds the shoulder joint together.

His mother, Martha Bocock, said finally finding out what was wrong was better than him continuing to struggle.

“You always want the best for your child, and I knew he was very frustrated that he wasn’t doing a very good job,” Bocock said. “So I guess, in a way, I was kind of relieved there was something that perhaps could be fixed, or it would have been the end of his journey.”

During that summer, Bocock said they were set up with Dr. James Andrews through a friend in the Valley League, a summer baseball league Armstrong and several of his teammates play in.

Andrews is one of the best-known orthopedic surgeons in sports, and has operated on professional athletes including Brett Favre, Drew Brees, Roger Clemens and Albert Pujols.

Andrews could not be reached for comment.

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Ohio State pitcher Andrew Armstrong winds up during the Buckeyes’ 9-8 win against Michigan State on April 16.

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Former Ohio State defensive tackle Cameron Heyward tries to break up a pass from Michigan quarterback Tate Forcier during the Buckeyes’ 37-7 win against Michigan on Nov. 27, 2010. The Pittsburgh Steelers drafted Heyward 31st overall in the 2011 NFL draft.

Cameron Heyward, Chimdi Chekwa, Jermale Hines, Brian Rolle and Ross Homan were selected over the weekend in the 2011 NFL draft.

Heyward, taken Thursday in the first round, was the only Buckeye chosen before the last four rounds Saturday.

The Pittsburgh Steelers selected Heyward with the 31st overall pick. He will join Will Allen, the only former Buckeye on the Steelers’ roster, and will look to improve on the alreadytop-notch defensive reputation of the Steelers. Former Ohio State defensive back and current defensive coordinator of the Steelers, Dick LeBeau, spoke about the Steelers’ first-round pick.

“I think he fits us; I think we fit him. We’ve got enough Michigan guys around here, it’s nice to add a couple of Buckeyes,” LeBeau said in a press conference after the draft.

Chekwa was the second former Buckeye drafted over

the weekend. He went in the fourth round, No. 113 overall.

Chekwa will start his career with the Oakland Raiders.

Oakland starting cornerback Nnamdi Asomugha is an unrestricted free agent, potentially creating an opportunity for someone to step up and fill his shoes.

Hines was the next OSU player drafted, taken by the Rams in the fifth round, No. 158 overall. The defensive back will join former Buckeye linebacker James Laurinaitis in St. Louis.

Rolle was drafted by the Eagles in the sixth round with the 193rd pick overall. He will join former Buckeye Kurt Coleman and the rest of the 2010 NFC East champions in Philadelphia next season.

Homan was the last former Buckeye drafted in 2011. He was drafted by the Vikings in the sixth round with the 200th overall pick. He will join Antoine Winfield, the only former Buckeye on the Vikings’ roster, in Minnesota for the 2011 season.

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Former Buckeye Kurt Coleman plays safety for the Philadelphia Eagles.

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Coleman continues to train with current and former teammates

momentum was just going to come to where it is now and there’s nothing going on,” Coleman said.

“I’ve prepared for it financially and other ways.”

Coleman said he wants the lockout to end.

“The important issues are the 18-game season, our heath issues and our health insurance,” Coleman said. “The money issues are always going to be there, but hopefully it gets worked out.”

Until everything is resolved, Coleman will have no trouble keeping busy.

He’s spent much of his time training with some of his current and former teammates, and has been able to dedicate a little bit more time to helping others through charity work.

Coleman helped with the Cure Kids Cancer Radiothon benefit for Nationwide Children’s Hospital, and has helped raise awareness for breast cancer while spending time in Dayton, Ohio.

But Coleman is eager to get back onto the field.

“I love what I do,” he said. “I wake up every morning, and I thank God for my job. I’m blessed to be able to do what I do, and hopefully, I’ll be able to do it for a long time.”

On April 25, the 45-day lockout came to an end when a federal judge granted an injunction and ruled in the players’ favor. Four days later, on April 29, the NFL announced the lockout was reinstated after the third round of the league’s annual draft.

Five years ago, five Ohio State men’s volleyball players strolled through campus for the first time as students.

Now, five years later, four of those players are starters on the team and have greatly affected program.

For the fourth straight season, the team has advanced to the NCAA Championship semifinals. The Buckeyes (24-6, 11-1) defeated Loyola-Chicago, 3-1 (22-25, 25-20, 25-16, 25-17), Saturday to win the Midwestern Intercollegiate Volleyball Association tournament. OSU has won the tournament two consecutive years, each time with a win against the Ramblers in the finals.

Redshirt senior John Klanac and junior Shawn Sangrey led OSU offensively with 18 and 17.5 points, respectively. Both had 16 kills, and redshirt senior Steven Kehoe added a match-high 47 assists.

Coach Pete Hanson said the difference in the match was when Sangrey and Klanac stepped up after trailing, 1-0, in the match.

OSU’s four fifth-year starters are the key to its success, and they remain confident as they approach their fourthstraight appearance as NCAA semifinalists.

“Our experience is huge,” redshirt senior Kevin Heine said.

“There’s no team out there with as much experience playing.”

“We’re a more cohesive unit than we’ve ever been,” Klanac said.

Sangrey, Klanac, Kehoe and redshirt senior Jason Tobkin were named to the All-Tournament team for OSU, along with Mike Bunting and Joseph Smalzer of Loyola-Chicago.

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Ohio State middle hitter Kevin Heine hits the ball over Lewis outside hitter Jay Petty in the fourth set of the MIVA semifinal match on Wednesday. OSU won, 3-1.

Kehoe was also named the Most Outstanding Player of the tournament.

“We knew this would be the best team we’ve had, at least in my career,” Heine said Tuesday.

“We just feel so comfortable together on the court.”

Klanac was part of two pivotal plays in Saturday’s final set, and the crowd erupted on both plays.

He made the score 5-4 with a kill that was only possible because Kehoe ran out of bounds on the Loyola side of the court to keep the rally going. Klanac also had the kill on a long-fought point to make the score 22-16.

“We’re in a pretty good mental state of mind,” Hanson

said. “We can deal with some adversity, and we can just keep playing.”

With the win, the Buckeyes are set to face Penn State at 9 p.m. Thursday. The winner will play Saturday for the NCAA Championship against the winner of the matchup featuring Southern California and CaliforniaSanta Barbara. All the games will be played at Recreation Hall at Penn State.

The Buckeyes are NCAA semifinalists once again, and this time they look to come back to Columbus with a national title.

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Armstrong’s recovery took more than a year Bocock said they were able to set up a meeting within a week, and they flew down to Birmingham, Ala., to Andrews’ office for a Monday appointment.

“He took a look at the MRI, and he said: ‘I’ll see you tomorrow morning at 7 o’clock. It’s his labrum, and we’re going to go in and fix it,’” Bocock said.

Even with one of the top surgeons operating on Armstrong, a full recovery from such an injury was not guaranteed.

“It’s like a death sentence to pitchers,” Armstrong said. “They said the rehab is going to be rough. It’s going to be the worst six months of your life after you come out.”

The recovery length for a labrum tear depends on the type of tear and the athlete. It took Armstrong more than a year to get completely back to normal. He said he could not even move his arm for the first month after surgery.

“You think about throwing again, and it was just weird, I had to learn how to throw again,” Armstrong said. “It wasn’t as much frustrating as it was getting over barriers.”

Those barriers made Armstrong a medical redshirt his junior season. Restricted to watching from the dugout, and unable to help the team, Armstrong struggled at times.

“I got lost from baseball last year,” Armstrong said. “I mean, I cared about the team and the guys, but I didn’t matter to the team in the aspect of helping the team win. I was just there to cheer them on, and I’ve never had that role in my life.”

Bocock looked at it as a learning process for her son.

“I guess I look at it as maybe a chapter of his life that was building character and integrity,” Bocock said. “He would probably say, ‘Oh, that’s a crock of crap.’”

After finally getting back to throwing off the mound again, Armstrong began to work with the new coaching staff at OSU, including assistant coach Mike Stafford, who works with the pitchers.

Stafford said the first goal was to get Armstrong’s body and arm back into his freshman-year shape.

For Armstrong, that meant learning to throw hard again.

“The whole rehab with throwing and stuff was fine, but as soon I would get on the mound I was throwing like 80 mph I guess you could say,” Armstrong said. “(Stafford) was like, ‘Armstrong

if you’re going to want to pitch here, you’re going to have to get it through your mind that you can throw hard.’”

He eventually learned to throw hard once again, but moving him back to starter was a move the coaching staff did not want to risk.

“When you’re coming back from a surgery like Andrew has, you don’t want to put too much wear and tear on the arm,” Stafford said. “So a relieving role is more conducive to coming back from arm surgery than a starting role would be, throwing 80–100 pitches every week.”

The move has treated Armstrong and the team well so far this season. Armstrong leads the Big Ten in appearances and games in relief, with 24. He is holding opponents to a team-low .200 batting average, and is third in team strikeouts with 28.

His teammates, such as senior outfielder Brian DeLucia, who came in with Armstrong as freshmen and plays summer league with him, are just happy to see him back again.

“He’s worked his way back through a lot of trials with his arm and everything,” DeLucia said.

“I give him credit because there’s a lot of guys that don’t bounce back from that injury.”

Armstrong made three appearances in the team’s sweep of Michigan this weekend, which moved it into third place in the Big Ten. His part in two of those games was to get one left-handed batter out before re-exiting the game.

“His role is to get left-handers out, and he’s got a good enough breaking ball and a hard enough fastball to get the guys thinking up there,” Stafford said. “It’s very hard left on left to get a good swing off of him.”

Armstrong said he likes now being a reliever because he always has to be focused and can help the outcome of every game.

Although Armstrong might not get the glory of being a starter, his ability as a specialist makes professional baseball a realistic goal for him.

“A left-hander that throws up to 90 mph and that can spin a breaking ball definitely has a chance,” Stafford said. “If he keeps doing what he’s doing next year, he is going to get an opportunity by some club to play at the next level.”

Armstrong is not worried about that right now, though. He is just glad to be pitching and helping the team win again.

“The only thing I knew coming in here, especially from where I’m from, is any way you can help the team is important,” Armstrong said.

“I don’t care if I was a bat boy, as long as I was helping the team do what they needed to do.”

Renteria draws, converts penalty kick PAT BRENNAN Senior Lantern reporter brennan.164@osu.edu Strikers stole the show Saturday as the Columbus Crew defeated the Vancouver Whitecaps FC, 2-1.

Columbus Crew forward Emilio Renteria battled with Vancouver Whitecaps FC forward Omar Salgado. Both players dominated portions of the game, but the Crew — and Renteria — had the last word in the their 2-1 victory against the Whitecaps.

Renteria began to single-handedly dominate play at the outset of the second half after Columbus (3-1-3) and Vancouver (1-4-3) went into halftime in a scoreless tie.

In the 49th minute, Renteria streaked from the top of the Vancouver penalty area to collect a loose ball, and collided with Whitecaps goalkeeper Jay Nolly. Referee Terry Vaughn decided Nolly had played Renteria’s body, as opposed to playing the ball, and awarded a penalty kick to Columbus.

Crew midfielder Robbie Rogers said there was no question about who would take the penalty kick.

“I just went to go congratulate (Renteria),” Rogers said. “I thought he did a good job to get his body in front of the keeper. I didn’t even ask him.

I think if a guy draws a penalty like that, he should take it himself.”

After receiving congratulations from Rogers, Renteria buried his penalty in the left corner of Nolly’s net to give Columbus a 1-0 lead in the 50th minute.

Renteria wasn’t done yet.

Crew midfielder Dejan Rusmir provided an opportunity for a second goal in the 59th minute when he played Renteria into Vancouver’s penalty area. Nolly dove to stop the shot but couldn’t get a hand on Renteria’s left-footed strike, and the Crew took a 2-0 lead.

“Normally, I never score with the left,” Renteria said through an interpreter. “This is the first time.”

Salgado, the first overall pick in the 2011 MLS SuperDraft, had a response for Renteria.

In the 69th minute, Salgado scored a headed goal off midfielder Terry Dunfield’s lobbed cross into the Crew’s penalty area. Columbus goalkeeper William Hesmer dove to his left, but Salgado sent the ball back across the goal to Hesmer’s right.

The goal, Salgado’s career first, cut Vancouver’s deficit to 2-1. After the game, Hesmer was complimentary of the Whitecaps’ heralded 17-year-old striker.

“It was a great header,” Hesmer said. “He did well in getting in between two defenders and finding space. And he puts (the ball) back against the grain, which was a tough one for me.”

CODY COUSINO / Asst. multimedia editor

Crew forward Emilio Renteria defends the ball from Whitecaps FC’s Alain Rochat on Saturday. The Crew won, 2-1.

In the 77th minute, Salgado broke through Columbus’ defensive line again and took an uncontested shot that would have tied the game. Hesmer sprawled to make one of his two saves in the matchup and kept the Crew’s lead intact.

By the time Renteria was substituted out of the game in the 78th minute, he had already given the Crew the offense they needed. Salgado was unable to match Renteria’s production, and Columbus hung on for a 2-1 victory.

Crew midfielder Eddie Gaven said Renteria created “too many problems” for Vancouver.

“He scored two great goals, obviously,” Gaven said. “That’s what we need, someone to just put the ball in the back of the net, and that’s kinda what we haven’t had throughout the year.”

Renteria, who has scored three goals in the Crew’s past two games, will attempt to continue his offensive surge against Seattle Sounders FC at 7:30 p.m. Saturday at Crew Stadium.

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$1,800+/Mo ‑ starting at $375 pp. Large 6‑8 bedrooms, great locations, 52 Euclid, 405 E. 15th and more, newly‑remodeled, great locations, spacious living areas, many with 2+ bathrooms, hardwood floors, a/c, lower utilities, newer kitchens with d/w, w/d hook‑up, off‑ street parking, www.hometeamproperties.net or 291‑2600. $2,400, 2250 Indianola, 5‑6 BR, 3 baths, hardwood, NorthSteppe Realty 299‑4110 OhioStateRentals.com $2,500 2205 Waldeck, 5 BR, garage, Gorgeous, big yard, WD. NorthSteppe Realty 299‑ 4110 OhioStateRentals.com $2400 164 W. 9th , Huge 6 BR, South Campus, Front Porch, NorthSteppe Realty 299‑4110 OhioStateRentals.com $3000, 231 E. 16th, 6 BR, Best Loc! WD, DW, NorthSteppe Realty 299‑4110 OhioStateRentals.com $3200 1870 N 4th, Huge 8 BR, New Ktchn & BA’s, NorthSteppe Realty 299‑4110 OhioStateRentals.com $3500, 197 W. 8th, 10‑12 BR, Giant House, NorthSteppe Realty 299‑4110 OhioStateRentals.com 5 Bedroom Half double. 123 Chittenden. 2 Baths. Over 2500 square feet. Parking. $1375. 614‑419‑4407. .

6 bedrooms Whole house.

129 Chittenden. 2 Baths. Over 3000 square feet. Parking. $1650. 614‑419‑4407.

#1 Piano, Voice and Guitar teachers needed to teach in students’ homes. Continuing education provided. Excellent pay. 614‑847‑1212. pianolessonsinyourhome.com

Healthy Pets of Wedgewood & Rome‑Hilliard are looking for Kennel & Reception help. Please apply in person at 4041 Attucks Drive Powell, Ohio 43319 help wanted. Small clinic.

Intern. $10/hr. Monday and Wednesday morning and Thursday evening. Contact 5clinic5@gmail.com.

High tech Co. needs pt/ft reps., IT personnel, and book keeper. Excellent wages.

E‑mail to nickpetruzzella@gmail.com with “resume” on subject line.

House CLEANING. Looking for hardworking, detailed oriented individuals to work 20‑30 hrs/week. $12/hr. Must have car.

Daytime hours only.

Please call (614)‑527‑1730 or email hhhclean@hotmail.com.

HOUSEcleaning $10.00/Hr + mileage + monthly bonus FT / PT / No Weekends 614.760.0911 MoreTimeForYou.com Kennel Technician Position. Immediate opening, duties including feeding, medicating, walking, and general husbandry.

Seeking self‑motivated, animal loving, with an excellent work ethic please apply at 6868 Caine Road (just off of Sawmill Rd) or fax to Kat @ 614‑766‑2470. Must be available evenings (3‑7) and weekend shifts. If you have questions, call 614‑766‑2222.

LAB INTERNS/COMPUTER PROGRAMMER INTERNS/SALES rep positions available immediately for Spring, Summer, Fall quarters. Please visit our website at www.toxassociates.com for more information.

LAB TECHNICIAN Environmental testing lab has full‑time/part‑time opening for sample technician. Must be accurate and detail oriented.

Opportunity to learn in friendly environment. Fax resume to: 299‑4002, mail to: AALI,1025 Concord Ave,Cols., 43212.

EOE marketing intern/ Manegement experience.

Recriut and manage a team of other students. Handing out fliers door to door. Earn $20 per/hr. Openings for spring , summer, and fall. E‑mail dgoodman@certapro.com.

Need ride home from OSU Hospital May 11th. Easy $30.

Email wanelson@live.com Need to Hire Japanese Translator ASAP Call (614)276‑ 3881 For Details. outdoor work. Earn $8‑10$/hour this summer. Student Painters is looking for motivated students to work outside this summer. For more information about joining our team call 419‑202‑9919.

1891 North 4th & 18th Ave. 65 E Patterson, big rooms, 4 4 BR, 2 bath, for Fall. W/D, cen- levels, 2 baths, W/D, dishtral air, D/W, parking, just reno- washer, A/C Sept 1, 2011 call Debbie 937‑763‑0008 vated. $1200/month.

614‑989‑1524.

7 bedroom house for rent. #1 3 BR AFFORDABLE spa- www.pavichproperties.org $2000/month. 324 Buttles Ave. cious and updated, large 3 BR apts on North, South and Cen- 4 Bdrm townhouse. 119 Chit- Dan (614)316‑3986. www.ostral campus. Gas heat, A/C, off‑ tenden Ave. half block from urentals.com street parking, dishwasher, on‑ Gateway. Two full baths, off‑ parking, A/C, site laundry.

Starting at street $400/ea. 614‑294‑7067. www.- $1200/month. 614‑419‑4407. osupropertymanagement.com 4 BR recently completely re$1,250 1554 Highland, spa- modeled w/ new appliances cious townhouse, W/D, south- and fixtures throughout, W/D, west campus, NorthSteppe Re- new central heat/ac, new winalty 299‑4110 dows, refinished hardwood floors throughout, front and OhioStateRentals.com back porch. Granite and stain$1,300, 2549 Indianola, totally less kitchen marble bathroom renovated, hardwood, stain- and $1600 per month available less, W/D, NorthSteppe Realty Sept. 1. Call 614‑457‑6545 299‑4110 OhioStateRentals.HUGE 4 bdrm double W. Blake com Ave, walk to OSU, 1.5 BRAND Updated 0 utilities, furnished rooms, $1,400, 4‑16 E Norwich, W/D, NEW bathrooms!!

A/C, dishwasher, sunroom, kitchen, off‑st. parking, CA, flexible lease periods, super hardwood, NorthSteppe Realty W/D Available Fall 2011, Call convenient location, 38 E. 17th 299‑4110 OhioStateRentals.- (614)206‑5855 or (614)348‑ Ave. Laundry, off‑street park2307. www.byrneosuproper- ing, $200‑$400/month. 296‑ com 6304, 263‑1193. ties.com $375pp starting rents, 3 Available now 14th Ave. RENT THE BEST FOR FALL! bedrooms apartments/townKitchen, laundry, parking, averhouses, 1366‑1368 Indianola, Gourmet kitchen, Two gor- age $270/mo. Paid utilities, 1372 Indianola, 1394 Indianola, geous full Baths with custom 296‑8353 or 299‑4521 and more, newly‑remodeled, tile work, A/C, washer & dryer new kitchens with d/w, w/d included, off‑street parking, cov- Dead quiet near medical hookup, a/c, lower utilities, off‑ ered front porch, hardwood complex. Safe. Excellent, low neighborhood, street parking, www.hometeam- floors, historic charm. Located noise/crime at 2190 Indianola Ave, at North- quiet serious tenants. OSU properties.net or 291‑2600. wood. Rent $1600. See Photos across the street. $350/month, fea- no utilities. 614‑805‑4448. $595‑1,050, 60‑66 E 7th, Gate- www.ohio4homes.com, way Village, W/D, A/C, dish- tured listings. (614)209‑1204. washer, NorthSteppe Realty 299‑4110 OhioStateRentals.com Sharing 2 B/R Apt., completely and beautifully fur$999, 50 E 7th, townhouse, nished, CA, parking, New carW/D, A/C, dishwasher, spapeting, $350/mo. plus half utilicious, NorthSteppe Realty 299‑ ties. Call owner: 718‑0790 4110 OhioStateRentals.com

Rooms

Roommate Wanted

113 Clinton St. 43202: 3BD,1BA, fenced yard. Pets negotiable.

On Zillow.com $1100/mo 614.496.5106 11th & Summit. 1535 Summit St. 3 Bedroom. 2 Full Bath. Off‑ street parking. Across the street from Certified on Summit. $900/mo. Call Jeff @ 216‑ 346‑0322. 1st month’s rent & deposit.

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1901 N. 4th and 18th, 3BR townhouse. Spacious, W/D, remodeled kitchen. $900/mo, 614‑989‑1524 www.pavichproperties.org

“Awesome location 170 East Oakland, taking groups of 4‑6 http://www.veniceprops.com/170eoakland.cfm or 614‑923‑9627

3 bedroom WITH FINISHED BASEMENT. Clintonville/North Campus. Spacious townhouse overlooking river view, walkout patio from finished basement to backyard, low traffic, quiet area, off‑street parking, 1 1/2 baths, W/D hook‑up, AC, no pets. Steps to bike path and bus lines. $820/month. 101 W Duncan. 614‑582‑1672

#1 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 BR AFFORDABLE spacious and updated large BR apts on North, South, and Central campus.

Gas heat, A/C, off‑street parking, dishwasher, W/D hookups, decks, fireplaces, Jacuzzi tubs.

Starting at $350/ea. 614‑294‑ 7067. www.osupropertymanagement.com

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Close to med school. Neil ave efficiency. $425/month.

Sublet to August 31st.

614‑439‑3283.

Summer Sublet available, 125 West Oakland Ave (just north of campus). You would be sharing a house with 4 other male students. email: manos.29@osu.edu #313‑590‑0354

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Bartending Up To $300/ Day. No Experience Necessary. Training Available. 800‑ 965‑6520 ext 124. ###! Part‑Time Call Center Position, 5 Minutes from campus along #2 bus line. Part time afternoons & evenings.

Call 614‑495‑1407, Contact Helen

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A great part time job. Earn $20 per hour handing out fliers or commission whichever is greater. Must have good communication skills and Transportation. Can Earn Full time $ or turn into an internship.

Immed. openings for spring and summer. Bring a friend and earn a $50 bonus. Contact dgoodman@certapro.com Include Resume or contact information.

attractive modeling Nude modeling/photos/videos.

No obligation! Audition, will train! Pay totally open! Busline, privacy assured. Female preferred. realpeoplenow@gmail.com (614)268‑6944 BOWLINGFORCASH.COM ‑ Survey Site ‑ Fun way to make extra money! Completely FREE!

Camp Counselors, male/female, needed for great overnight camps in the mountains of PA. Have fun while working with children outdoors.

Teach/assist with A&C, Aquatics, Media, Music, Outdoor Rec, Tennis, & more. Office, Nanny, & Kitchen positions available. Apply on‑line at www.pineforestcamp.com Customer Service Local beverage distributor has an opening for part time help in its Customer Service Department. Available hours are Thurs/Friday 11am‑6pm and Saturday 830am‑230pm.Candidates must be dependable with great communication skills. Email resumes to H.Olberding@superiorbeveragegroup.com EOE‑M/F/V/D Earn $15‑20 per hour plus commission.

Handing out fliers door to door.

5 to 15 Hours per week. columbusres@certapro.com Female Dancers. No nudity. Upscale gentlemen’s club looking for slim attractive females. No experience necessary. Will train. Work part time hours and earn school money. $100 guarantee.

Flexible hours. Work around school schedule. Apply in person at 2830 Johnstown Rd. Fitness Models Wanted Photographer will be in Worthington May 13‑17 doing photo shoots for a female fitness/physique website.Great pay! email thmmillard@aol.com for details.

Graeters Ice Cream is now hiring production assistants to make the best pies and cakes in Columbus. Flexible FT and PT hours available. Up to Part Time work posting list$9/hr. If you are interested in ings on store website and working in a fun, fast‑paced en- ebay for Moody Street Trains. vironment with flexible schedul- Internet and computer skills ing. Contact @ 2555 Bethel needed. Toy train knowledge Rd, or call 614‑442‑0622 ext a plus. Call Kelso at 614‑262‑1945 or email 252, or email kelso@moodystreettrains.com colproduction@graeters.com.

Specify Production Assistant @ Part‑TIME Lawn Mowing the top of application.

Associate. $9‑$10 based on experience.

614.760.0911 Grocery Store: Applications now being accepted for www.MoreTimeforYou.com Full‑time/Part‑time employ- PERSONAL THERAPIST. Mament. Produce Clerk, Cashier, ture, generous business execuDeli Clerk, Stock Clerk, and tive seeks uninhibited coed for Service Counter. Afternoons, stress relief. Up to $5200/yr evenings. Starting pay available. Email jl43210@gmail.$8.00/Hr. Enjoyable work atmo- com sphere. Must be 18 years or over. Great personalities only! PLay Sports! Have Fun! Maine camp Apply in person Huffman’s Mar- Save Money! ket, 2140 Tremont Center, Up- needs fun loving counselors to teach all land, adventure and per Arlington (2 blocks north of Lane Ave and Tremont). 486‑ water sports. Great summer!

Call 888‑844‑8080, 5336. apply: campcedar.com Handyman ‑ Work part time on off‑campus properties. Paint- Retail Sales Associate ‑ ing, plumbing, electrical experi- School Uniform company lookence a plus. Start at $11/hr., ing for retail sales associates flexible hours, current OSU stu- for July and August only. Experience helpful. $10.00 per hour dent preferred. Call 761‑9035 plus overtime Mon‑Thurs 10‑6, handyman‑work part time Fri 10‑5, Sat 10‑3. Call 614‑ on off‑campus properties, paint- 876‑3030 ext. 1. ing, plumbing, electrical experience a plus, work 15 to 20 hrs. Stanley Steemer National per week, flexible hours to Customer Sales and Service meet your class schedule, cur- Call Center. Now hiring in our rent OSU student preferred, Westerville location. Great Pay! Please contact call 761‑9035. acassidy@steemer.com to Male seeking Escort. Male learn more about this exciting Preferred. 614‑448‑0198 opportunity.

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Help Wanted General studentpayouts.com Paid Survey Takers needed in Columbus 100% free to join.

Click on surveys.

Temporary Housekeeper wanted between now and June 10 in Upper Arlington Home. 2‑3 hours daily Mon‑Fri. Work anytime between 8:30a and 5p. Cleaning, grocery shopping, organizing, etc. $12/hr.

Respond to sparknewthinking@gmail.com The Mayfield Sand Ridge Club Grounds Department is seeking dependable, hard working individuals who enjoy working in an outdoor environment.

MSRC is located on the east side of Cleveland and is looking for summer time Cleveland area residents. Job duties may include but are not limited to mowing greens, tees, fairways and rough. 40 hours a week and uniforms are provided.

Please apply in person at The Mayfield Sand Ridge Club Grounds Department, 1545 Sheridan Road South Euclid.

For directions call 216‑658‑ 0825 or 440‑226‑9052 Valet parkers wanted for a premiere downtown hotel.

Full‑time positions available with benefits. Please contact Marco at 614‑218‑4291 or e‑ mail at maguado@parking.com.

Would you like to make money while developing your modeling skills? A professional photographer needs a student for a few hours for a photo session. Female student preferred.

No nudity. Call 614‑886‑3164 to discuss terms.

Help Wanted Child Care $15‑17/Hour, Enthusiastic, dependable, fun‑loving ABA Therapists to work with our 12 year‑ old adorable, high functioning son at Worthington home, fulltime or parttime, training provided. Speech,OT,Psychology,PT or related majors. Email resume/availablity to ashvini@flairsoft.net, (614)‑563‑ 2200.

BABYSITTERS NEEDED. Must be caring, reliable, have great references and own transportation. Pick your schedule.

Apply TheSitterConnection.com CHILD CARE needed for 6 y/o and 2 y/o on Mon & Wed evenings from 4p‑9p. Looking for a student in Education or a related field. Must enjoy children, be a dependable, nonsmoker with reliable transportation. Send resume & contact information to olive.5@osu.edu.

Fun summer job w/ Polaris Area family. Seek kind, energetic, positive person to help w/ 2 boys 11/13 approx 7 wks.

Mature, dependable, non smoker w/excellent references, driving record, reliable vehicle.

Includes driving to/from activities & gas reimb. Degree in education a plus. Call/text 563‑ 8789 for info

In home ABA Therapist needed for 3 y/o boy with Autism. $10/hour to start.

Paid Training. 614‑348‑1615

Part‑time summer sitter/housekeeper needed in Grandview home for teenagers.

Email resume & references to jodi.bair@prodigy.net

You can’t find a better way to spend your summer, than to take walks in the park, go to the pool and hang out with children who like to have fun, can you? College Nannies & Tutors is currently accepting applications at www.collegenannies.com for both after school nannies (hours are between 3:00 ‑ 6:00 pm) and summer nannies. Questions? Call 614‑ 761‑3060.

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Iuka Park Commons Huge 2 bedrooms • Available furnished and unfurnished • Central air • On-site laundry • Well-lit off-street parking • On the CABS bus line •

STARTING AT ONLY $324/PERSON NOW OFFERING 10 MONTH LEASES! www.inntownhomes.com

614-294-3502 5B

section Help Wanted Clerical lOOkiNG FOR energetic of‑ fice assistant/reception person to owner of small local com‑ pany. Numerous multi‑tasking duties including data entry, shipping, internet order filling etc. Clean appearance, organi‑ zational skills, reliability, and communication skills a must. send resume to greg@bluechiptickets.com

Help Wanted Medical/Dental CliNiCAl APPliCATiONS Pharmacist for The Ohio State University Medical Center, Columbus, Ohio.

Develop, maintain, and support clinical software application systems, including medication manage‑ ment and related automation systems to ensure accuracy of medication information; provide medication and related exper‑ tise to the development, analy‑ sis and implementation of enter‑ prise‑wide clinical system projects. E-mail resume to Elizabeth.lamatrice‑bell@ osumc.edu.

Help Wanted Medical/Dental

ER SCRiBE - Seeking Pre Med students to work as ER Scribes. www.esiscribe.com

OSU STUDENT needed to work Sundays 7am‑ 3pm all year long with a disabled stu‑ dent. Must be able to lift 200 lbs. Pay is $17/hr. Please call Jean Crum 538-8728.

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Help Wanted Medical/Dental RESEARCH ASSOCiATE ‑ Pulmonary Medicine Division at The Ohio State University, Columbus, OH. Design and ex‑ ecute experiments in microbiol‑ ogy, molecular biology, cardiac functionality and adipose tissue studies. Perform tissue and cell culture. Study molecular mech‑ anisms of interaction between hypoxia and adipocyte biology in obese patients with sleep ap‑ nea. Record, analyze and interpret data for reports, publica‑ tions, and presentations. In‑ struct and oversee new staff in experimental techniques. Perform library research, write manuscripts, grants and ab‑ stracts. Master’s Degree in mi‑ crobiology or molecular, cellu‑ lar and developmental biology or agriculture or a related field or equivalent education and ex‑ perience required. Basic sci‑ ence research experience, preferably in a biological health science setting required. Expe‑ rience in tissue and cell culture microbiology, enzymology, lipid signaling, molecular biology techniques preferred.

Send resume to OSU Pulmonary Medicine, Attn: Tim Mazik, 473 West 12th Avenue, Room 201, Columbus, OH 43210.

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Help Wanted Restaurant/ Food Service

Help Wanted Restaurant/ Food Service

ADRiATiCO’S PiZZA is cur‑ rently hiring for delivery drivers.

Nights and weekend shifts. Ap‑ ply in person at 265 West 11th Ave.

lOOkiNG FOR servers and de‑ livery drivers. AM or PM, parttime or full‑time. Good money.

See John or Dawn at Plank’s Cafe and Pizzeria at 743 Parsons Ave after 2pm.

BONJOUR OSU! La Chatelaine French Bakery & Bistros are looking for enthusiastic, charming and hardworking ladies and gentlemen that love to work in a established family own restaurant & bakery. Our three locations, Upper Arling‑ ton, Worthington and Dublin, need weekday morning per‑ sonnel, and experienced night prep cooks.

Restaurant experience highly recommended.

Please visit our website www.lachatelainebakery.com for locations to pick up an application.

Merci!

CiTy BARBEqUE Catering Looking for Catering Associates $9‑$12 an hour plus gratuities Flexible hours lunches, dinners and weekends. Clean driving record and some lifting re‑ quired. Apply on line @ citybbq.‑ com Or email wmooney@ci‑ tybbq.com. Phone 614-5381230

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SEEkiNG OSU Student with in‑ terest in marketing cosmetic medical services.

Flexible hours.

Social media experi‑ ence a plus.

Call 614-202NOW HiRiNG experienced 7468 with questions. servers and hosts at Bravo Crosswoods. Day and week‑ end availability is required.

Please apply in person at 7470 Vantage Dr. Columbus THE UlTimATE Part-Time Job. $10-$15 per hour. Make great money. Build your re‑ sume. Work with friends. Fun atmosphere. Larmco Windows & Siding, Inc. Please call to find out more about this job opFUll TimE Summer Position portunity 614-367-7113 Available for Competitive and Hard Working Students

Help Wanted Sales/Marketing

Are you looking for a fun and challenging position that is ideal for college students who would like experience in com‑ pleting group projects, budget management, effective market‑ ing, and customer service?

Then College Pro Painters is the place for you! We are look‑ ing to hire across Ohio so here is your opportunity to work out‑ doors with other like‑minded in‑ 2‑4HRS/WEEk. NW home, ba‑ dividuals while earning a good sic yardwork. Experience/refer‑ hourly wage! ences. fransevel@yahoo.com 614-595-4783 Requirements: your own transportation, manual labor, and a great attitude! Interested candi‑ dates should apply online to see if qualified. lANDSCAPE mAiNTENANCE We look forward to hearing FT/PT, Temp., M-F, start pay from you! $9.00‑$10.00/hr.

Must have http://www1.collegepro.‑ own transportation. Call Susan com/students/Painter_Appli‑ @614-523-2323 or VM 614cation/sb.cn 523-2336.

Help Wanted Landscape/ Lawn Care

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OHIO STATER STUDENT HOUSING 2060 N. High St (at Woodruff) Now leasing for Summer Quarter 2011 and the Fall 2011-2012 School Year • Newly furnished studios • Full sized beds • Full sized refrigerators and microwaves • Remodeled Common Kitchens • All utilities included

Help Wanted Interships

CHASETEk PARTNERS, the market leader in provid‑ ing businesses with technol‑ ogy infrastructure support is seeking candidates for a product development intern‑ ship.

The position will provide the opportunity to develop and manage a new invoice man‑ agement product from the ground up, including techni‑ cal, operational and market‑ ing aspects.

The right candidate will be able to work a minimum of 20 hours per week immedi‑ ately with aspirations to‑ wards a full‑time engage‑ ment over the summer. He or she will possess strong computer skills and be capa‑ ble of analytical thinking.

Knowledge of accounting fundamentals and strong pre‑ sentation skills is a plus.

More information on the com‑ pany can be found at www.‑ chasetek.com

Typing Services

Lost

miSSiNG NikON camera in black Lowepro case from CABS bus b/t Arps and Fisher on 4/26 around 5 p.m. If found, EmERGENCy TyPiNG!!!

Last minute services: please call 585-590-6117.

Papers $15.00-page.

Letters $25.00‑page.

Resumes $75.00‑page. $50.00‑hour writing military histories, family histories, memoirs, biographies. $35.00‑hour professional secretarial, dictation, editing, CHRiSTmAS GiFTWRAPPiNG. giftwrapping, sewing buttons.

Cash only. 440-7416.

We wrap all your presents.

Pricing negotiable. Cash-only.

Valentine. Wedding. Birthday.

440-7416.

General Services

Tutoring Services

mUSiC iNSTRUCTiON: Classi‑ cal guitar, other styles, Theory, Aural Training, Composition & Songwriting. Call Sound En‑ deavors @614/481-9191 www.A mATH tutor. All levels. Also soundendeavors.com.

Physics, Statistics and Business College Math. Teaching/‑ tutoring since 1965. Checks okay. Call anytime, Clark 294‑ 0607.

Automotive Services

TOm & Jerry’s Auto Service.

Brakes, exhaust, shocks, & tow‑ ing. 1701 Kenny Rd. 4888507. or visit: www.tomandjerrysauto.com

If interested, please submit your resume to cwolfe@chasetek.com

ENERGy ENERGy Energy!

New Drink! All‑In‑One Natural, Nutritional Drink. Whole foods concentrate, excellent souce of nutrients, antioxidants and vita‑ mins. Be your own boss. Great for exams! Check website www.‑ barbarasmiles.zeoforlife.biz

Legal Services

DO yOU have creative writing skills and want to put them to use with social media?

We are looking for a marketing intern for the summer months at Optimum to help with projects we never seems to complete.

Optimum was founded on values, teamwork and we welcome diversity!

Send your resume and tell me about your leadership skills to sales@optimum‑print.com

STUDENT RATES. Free ini‑ tial consultation.

Attorney Andrew Cosslett. Alcohol/‑ Drug, Traffic, DUI, Criminal, Domestic, Estate Planning.

614-725-5352. andrewcosslett@cosslett.com.

lOADS OF free stuff AND MAKE LOTS OF MONEY! For more information: www.myfreething.com/drjohn

Resumé Services

For Sale Automotive

AviATiON. miliTARy. Airline pilots. Flight instructors. Air‑ port executives. Military avia‑ AARON BUyS ALL CARS NEW * OLD * JUNK * tors.

WRECKED Any Vehicle, CA$H Medical. Nursing. Officers. EnToday! FREE TOW! FREE No‑ listed. Resumes $75.00‑page.

Cash only. 440-7416. tary! www.268CARS.com 614-268-CARS(2277) HR AD executive can help you with your resume to make it perfect.

Affordable price. lshrieves@columbus.rr.com.

For Sale Miscellaneous

HUGE CHURCH Garage Sale Friday May 6 9-7 & May 7 9-2 Linworth UMC 7070 Bent Tree Blvd.

Columbus.

336-8485 (Just Behind Anderson’s store) Clothing,furn.,to ys,books,crafts,‑ HH,electronics.,etc.

• FREE high speed internet • FREE basic cable

THEATRiCAl RESUmES. Biographies. Histories.

Memoirs. $75.00‑page.

Cash‑only.

Professional actors.

Dancers. Singers.

Theatre. Film. TV. Opera. Ballet.

Traveling shows.

784-0458.

General Services

• Laundry and fitness center on-site

CALL: 294-5381 Stop by: 2060 N. High St. WWW.OHIO-STATER.COM

General Services

Business Opportunities

WATCH & Rate Online Ads From Fortune 500 Companies.

Part-Time. Great Income Potential.

Contact Edward: (408)204-8717; Email: ecorr@sbcglobal.net

For Rent Miscellaneous

PRivATE SAFE and secure garage space available. 12th Ave. and Indianola, great loca‑ tion. $50/month. Brian- 614332‑4275

Announcements/ Notice

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