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Ohio voters will elect whether to continue the Third Frontier Program on Tuesday. The program has been called “critical” to the state’s future by both Ohio State President E. Gordon Gee and Ohio Gov. Ted Strickland.

Gee and Strickland said they hope voters will pass Issue 1 and continue funding for the Third Frontier Program, a program designed to expand Ohio’s technological research, development and commercialization.

The program was started in 2002 by the Taft Administration and was initially given 10 years and $1.4 billion.

To date, about $1 billion of that money has been awarded, with $250 million going to the central Ohio

area. Of that, OSU has been awarded $177 million, just more than 70 percent.

In an e-mail to OSU students and faculty last week, Gee stressed the importance of Issue 1 to the university system and urged all to vote “yes” on Issue 1 to “assure a vibrant future for Ohio.”

In a conference call with The Lantern, Strickland echoed Gee’s thoughts.

“We believe it is the most effective economic development and job creation tool available,” Strickland said. “It has proven effectiveness, and it is so important to our university communities.”

“One of the major purposes of the Third Frontier is to take university-generated research and to bring that research to a place of commercialization.”

State estimates say the program has created 54,983 jobs at an average salary of $65,518.

Additionally, they say 637 companies have been attracted or funded through the program, generating $4.8 billion in investment.

According to a study by SRI International, an independent non-proÿt research and development organization headquartered in California, the program has created approximately 48,000 jobs and around $6.6 billion in economic activity to date. SRI International says 9,519 of those jobs were directly created, and the remainder were indirectly created.

There is also an internship program, which has provided about 3,000 internships for students.

Those who support a “yes” vote on Issue 1 said such ÿgures prove the importance of the program in a state that has lost more than 400,000 jobs in the past three years.

If Issue 1 passes, the state will borrow $700 million more to continue funding research and development projects.

Critics said the state cannot afford more

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OHIO ‘ZOO’-NION Jack Hanna talks about his parrot, presented by his daughter, Julie Hanna, Saturday evening at the Ohio Union. The event featured about a dozen animals from the Columbus Zoo and was a part of Ohio State’s Sibs Weekend.

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Oval preacher Question of casino location goes to ballot revelation Issue 2: Alternate site for Columbus casino

The original site for a new casino was located in the Arena District in downtown Columbus. Voters will decide Tuesday whether or not to move the site to the former Delphi plant on West Broad Street.

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Ohio voters will decide Tuesday the location of the casino coming to Franklin County.

Issue 2 is a proposed state constitutional amendment that will determine whether the casino will be built in the Arena District or on Columbus’ far west side.

The west-side location is the site of a former General Motors-Delphi auto parts plant. If the amendment passes, Penn National Gaming will build its casino on the 123-acre west side location. If it does not

pass, Penn National will build on 18 acres in the Arena District. Either way, a casino is headed to central Ohio.

Voters approved Issue 3 in November, which placed one casino in each of Ohio’s largest four cities: Columbus, Cleveland, Cincinnati and Toledo. It also set the location for each of those casinos. In Columbus, a site in the Arena District was selected and bought by Penn National, the publicly traded company responsible for developing and running the casino.

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Police ask to question Kotran; without OSU legal aid, freshman plans to hire attorney

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The Lantern’s Publications Committee passed a resolution Thursday commending Lantern photographer Alex Kotran for his behavior while photographing cows that escaped on campus April 21.

But the committee rejected a resolution urging the School of Communication to institute a policy for providing legal assistance for Lantern journalists.

Kotran was handcuffed and detained by Campus Police while photographing the cows. Police say the scene was dangerous and that Kotran did not comply with orders to move. He is facing the possibility of criminal trespassing charges.

Although the committee rejected the resolution urging legal support for Kotran, it requested more information from the university about OSU’s policy of legal representation for Lantern staff.

The Publications Committee, comprised of School of Communication professors Felecia Ross, Michael McCluskey, Erik Nisbet, Thomas Schwartz

and Prabu David, Lantern Editor-in-Chief Collin Binkley and Lantern Adviser Tom O’Hara, met to discuss how The Lantern and university should deal with such incidents in the future.

In a 3-2 vote, Binkley, O’Hara and McCluskey favored the proposed resolution to commend ALEX KOTRAN Kotran. Nisbet abstained and Ross and Schwartz voted against it.

“Anybody that cares about quality journalism needs to support this,” O’Hara said. “The Lantern is a real newspaper. The staffers are real journalists.

This story has gone around the country now.”

In a 4-2 vote, the committee rejected the proposed resolution to have the School of Communication provide legal assistance to Lantern journalists. Binkley and O’Hara voted in favor of the resolution.

After much debate about deÿning Lantern staff, policies, guidelines and handbooks, Kotran asked one question that seemed to be at the heart of the meeting.

“If I’m charged, will The Lantern support me?”

And by support, he is talking about free legal counsel.

Schwartz said it would be in Kotran’s best interest to ÿnd a lawyer who specializes in this type of case. But O’Hara wanted better than that; he wanted the School of Communication to provide free legal aid to Kotran.

“I think it’s sinful,” O’Hara said, “that a staffer is facing possible criminal charges and he is not being represented.”

Police are asking Kotran to come in for questioning Tuesday or Wednesday, but he has yet to obtain a lawyer.

“It caught me off guard,” Kotran said Sunday. “I was hoping they’d (OSU) provide me a lawyer and now I’m struggling to ÿnd someone by Wednesday.”

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campus Hand combat, human chess part of Renaissance Faire on the South Oval BYRON EDGINGTON Lantern reporter edgington.29@osu.edu Capes and ornate dresses decorated campus on a mid-spring’s afternoon Saturday.

The Medieval and Renaissance Performer’s Guild at Ohio State held its 36th annual Renaissance Faire on the South Oval and west lawn areas.

The Council for the Medieval and Renaissance Faire is a student-run organization at OSU. Its purpose is to organize and help present the Medieval and Renaissance Faire at OSU and the Madrigal Feast, according to the website.

The council works hand-in-hand with the Medieval and Renaissance Performers’ Guild for both events.

Stephanie Chounet, a fourth-year in middle childhood education, is Guild Master. She explained funding for Faire.

“Council (The Council for the Medieval and Renaissance Faire) funds Faire,” she said. “We apply for programming funds … The money has to be paid up front, however, and then the university reimburses us.”

The council also holds fundraisers and is sometimes hired for outside performances, Chounet said.

One of those fundraisers is a Madrigal Feast held every year. Madrigal takes participants back to the Medieval and Renaissance periods for a night of songs, dances and dinner, hosted by the lords and ladies of the castle. This year’s Madrigal Feast was held January 29 and 30 at Summit on 16th Church in Columbus.

There are ÿve areas of interest at Faire, including

performers, vendors, site, public relations and advertising. Many performers come directly from OSU, including the Medieval and Renaissance Performer’s Guild, the Society for Creative Anachronism, the Arts and Sciences Student Council and the Pagan Student Association.

“This is the 36th year for the Faire,” said Sarah Allen, a third-year in English. “It’s the longestrunning guild in Ohio.” Allen has performed at the Faire all three years she has attended OSU. Members of the guild make their own costumes, either by themselves or at workshops, Allen said.

From simple boots, shirts and pants to bodices, underskirts, bloomers, tunics and many other items, all are made by hand.

At the Faire, there were hand combat demonstrations using padded weapons, live musical performances, and booths offering period clothing, swords, candles, incense, jewelry, masks, stuffed creatures and fairy wands.

The Faire’s ÿnale was a lively human chessboard competition to select a monarch. This year’s reigning king is Kyle Amore, a second-year in outdoor youth education.

Once the chess combat was ÿnished, Faire festivities ended with a song wishing health to the company. The refrain beckons all to next year’s Faire: “So here’s a health to the company, And one to my lass, Let us drink and be merry all out of one glass, Let us drink and be merry all grief to refrain, For we may and might never all meet here again.”

For more information on the Guild, visit guild.org. ohio-state.edu/index2.htm.

LEE HENDERSON / Lantern photographer

Performers Travis and Susan Fessler perform fire-eating tricks at the Renaissance Faire Saturday afternoon on the South Oval.

Check out thelantern.com for a slideshow of photos from the Renaissance Faire.

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Third Frontier Program research funding

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has had bipartisan support spending. Ohio currently faces an estimated budget shortfall of $8 billion next year.

Thomas Brinkman, a former Statehouse member now running for county auditor in Hamilton County, has branded the issue as corporate welfare, and told Cleveland’s The Plain Dealer on April 11 that “we just can’t afford it. The state has to start trimming back, and there’s no better way to start than to vote ‘no’ on Issue 1.”

Strickland is familiar with Brinkman’s statements, he said.

“The fact is that this program has broad base support, with the exception of a few legislators,” Strickland said. “I think they are being very short-sighted and mischaracterizing it when they call it ‘corporate welfare.’”

In February, 13 house Republicans, out of 99 total members including 46 Republicans, voted against the issue.

State Rep. Matt Huffman, R-Lima, voted against it and told the Cincinnati Enquirer on March 29, “When ethanol was the big thing, a private company got a bunch of subsidies to build a plant outside Lima; but now all we have is an empty plant. We could take $700 million and do a lot more by way of tax cuts to stimulate our economy than this will ever do.”

Additional criticism has come

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$1 billion has been awarded in the state. $250 million has been awarded in central Ohio. $177 million has been awarded to Ohio State. $9. 1million has been used from 2003 funding to create the Wright Center of Innovation in Biomedical Imaging.

Source: thirdfrontier.com, Ohio Department of Development

If passed this year:

$70 0million would be borrowed by the state to continue funding research and development projects.

Source: Issue 1 legislation

Supporters say:

400,000 jobs have been lost in Ohio in the past three years.

Source: US Department of Labor

Critics say:

$8 billion shortfall is estimated for next year’s state budget.

Source: sunshinereview.org

Taxes:

$217.6 million would be the eventual interest payment even though taxes wouldn’t be raised.

Source: Issue 1 legislation

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from the state’s black legislators, who have expressed concerns that such a small percentage of jobs created by Third Frontier are held by minorities.

“We’re very aggressive about pursing that,” said Eric Fingerhut, chancellor of the Ohio Board of Regents, regarding minority beneÿciaries of the program.

Section 184.172 of the Ohio Revised Code requires the Third Frontier Program to make a conscious effort to “include minorities in the various projects and initiatives” sponsored by the

program. These efforts include partnering with historically black colleges and universities and contacting minority-owned businesses to notify them of Third Frontier projects and initiatives.

Though the issue has enjoyed largely bipartisan support, its passage is still undecided. Gee and Strickland will have a much better idea of the state’s future after the polls close Tuesday.

“It’s important not just to the state’s future, but to the future of students,” Strickland said.

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supportive of having casino, but Arena District not

Issue 3, according to the Secretary of State’s 2009 election results.

However, residents state-wide voted in favor of Issue 3, allowing Penn National to build in Columbus.

Following the passage of Issue 3, those in central Ohio who were concerned with the location formed Stand Up Columbus!, a coalition of residents and businesses city-wide, said Lisa Grifÿn, spokeswoman and strategist for Stand Up Columbus! and the Vote Yes on Issue 2 campaign.

Grifÿn said Stand Up Columbus! is not anti-casino. She said its constituents wanted to have local control over the casino’s location, and that they opposed its site in the Arena District.

“We would support another location that was determined partially by the public input process and acceptance by whichever neighborhood was selected,” she said.

The west side has been overwhelmingly supportive of having a casino. The Arena District has not, Grifÿn said. The Hilltop Business Association and the Westland Area Business Association are two westside organizations that support Issue 2.

“We have received very strong support from the businesses and residents of the Hilltop area, as well as from city and state ofÿcials. This opportunity should be the catalyst for the renovation of the west-side area,” said Julie Andrews, president of the Hilltop Business Association.

Issue 2 has received bipartisan support. Gov. Ted Strickland and Republican gubernatorial candidate John Kasich have both endorsed the amendment, as have the Ohio Democratic Party and the Ohio Republican Party, according to the Stand Up Columbus! website. Other notable supporters include the Columbus Chamber of Commerce, the Ohio Chamber of Commerce, The Columbus Dispatch, the Mid-Ohio Regional Planning Commission, the Ohio Farm Bureau, the Ohio

AFL-CIO, Nationwide Insurance, American Electric Power and Limited Brands.

Nationwide Realty Investors and American Electric Power each contributed $500,000 or more to the Vote Yes on Issue 2 campaign, according to ÿlings by the Vote Yes campaign to the Ohio Secretary of State. President E. Gordon Gee contributed $250.

The city of Columbus agreed Thursday to pay $67 million over the next 50 years to Franklin Township in order to annex the west-side casino site to the city, according to a Columbus Dispatch report.

Despite the 58 percent of Franklin County voters who rejected November’s Issue 3, no submission was made to the Ohio Ballot Board in opposition of Issue 2. The Ohio Ballot Board instead prepared an ofÿcial argument against Issue 2, something it is required to do if no other entry is made, according to the Secretary of State’s website. The argument for Issue 2 was submitted by Ohio Sens. Jim Hughes, David Goodman and Ray Miller, along with Ohio Reps. Ted Celeste, Tracy Heard and Cheryl Grossman, according to the Secretary of State’s website.

The only opposition Grifÿn was aware of is from the Ohio Roundtable, a conservative think tank. In a column submitted to the Dayton Daily News on April 12, Ohio Roundtable CEO David Zanotti expressed his organization’s view that the Ohio General Assembly and the casino industry have “painted Ohio into a corner.”

“The state constitution and the ballot box are now part of Penn National’s business plan,” he said. “Even sadder, Penn has ÿgured out that to expand their empire, all they have to do is place an amendment in a primary election where the majority of Ohio voters do not vote because they have no reason to vote.”

Grifÿn said she estimates that 30 percent of Ohio voters are philosophically anti-casino. However, she said her contention is not that casinos should or should not be in Ohio. That has already been decided

by Ohio voters.

“Part of our message has been: We’re going to have casinos here, that’s been decided,” she said. “So now let’s let each of the four cities have local control and make it best for them. It really is a simple address change.”

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Kotran said he hopes to postpone the questioning until he hears back from OSU Legal Affairs.

“It’s been up in the air long enough that it will be too late (by the time I hear back from them),” Kotran said. “I can’t wait any longer.”

As of Sunday, there is no deÿnitive answer as to whether The Lantern will provide legal counsel to Kotran.

“There is no deÿnitive answer because nothing has been deÿnitively asked,” said John Milliken, Lantern general manager. “There has been no clear answer from Legal Affairs as it (providing Kotran with legal aid) does present con° icts.”

Milliken said The Lantern and OSU are “in essence from the same organization. It would be as though Ohio State were suing itself,” he said.

Much of the discussion at Thursday’s meeting was about the degree of student afÿliation with The Lantern. Kotran is not enrolled in Communication 423: The Lantern Practicum, which requires journalism students to write for the paper. However, Kotran is enrolled in an independent study photojournalism program under Leonardo Carrizo, an instructor in the School of Communication and photography adviser to The Lantern.

The Publications Committee formed a subcommittee to draft a policy that would deÿne who is and who is not a Lantern staff member.

“We need to determine who is a writer and a photographer versus a citizen journalist,” Ross said. “This is what we mean by clarity.”

Nisbet added that there must be more structure in terms of deÿning who is a regular contributor to the paper and who qualiÿes to carry a press pass. “(OSU) wants documentation,“ Nisbet said.

O’Hara pointed out that, in fact, Kotran had Lantern photo credentials in his wallet when he was detained.

The committee refused to consider a third proposed resolution asking police not to pursue charges against Kotran. They concluded that such a request was outside their jurisdiction.

The committee said The Lantern needs to make sure its staff members understand media law.

“By June 10,” O’Hara said, “every Lantern news gatherer will be provided with a handout of how to avoid legal trouble.”

Publications Committee’s request for information from OSU about legal representation for Lantern staff The following is an excerpt from an e-mail from the Publication’s Committee to The Lantern:

“The Publication Committee requests information from the OSU University Counsel, or other authoritative University ofÿce, on the OSU policy of legal representation for OSU Lantern staff who may encounter legal issues (either criminal or civil) in the course of their good-faith professional activities on behalf of the OSU Lantern. By OSU Lantern staff we include all students who are editors under contract, students who are contributing to the Lantern as part of their coursework (either as a listed class or independent study), or any other students who are working in a regular staff capacity for the Lantern as recognized by the Lantern Advisor, editorial staff and/or School of Communication.”

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student voice The parable of the forlorn Oval preacher LANTERN Columnist

It was another beautiful day on the Oval. The bright sun warmed the hundreds of students strewn beneath it. The weather was accommodating to all activities — playing catch, conversing with friends or basking in the rays. A large group gathered near a towering tree, surrounding an energetic preacher. The preacher turned to a portion of the group and offered an insightful declaration.

“Eating No. 1 Chinese gives you devil’s horns.”

BRAD MILLER He looked to his left. “The miller.4410@osu.edu buckeye is a symbol of greed and oppression.”

Some students snickered sarcastically. Others shook their heads in disbelief. Still more joined the audience, eager to hear what the preacher was saying. This was a common occurrence, especially in spring. The preacher’s reverberating voice regularly echoed throughout the Oval and attracted dozens of students from all sides of the grassy oasis.

But one night, long after the students had gone home and the preacher had settled into his nest in the Orton Hall bell tower, it began to rain. It descended slowly at first, but gradually escalated into an untamed thunderstorm. The pouring droplets were soothing to the

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We think it’s funny when you make off-the-wall claims.

We never believe them, but it is entertaining nonetheless.

For example, everybody knows No. 1 Chinese doesn’t give you devil’s horns. It just gives you indigestion. But it was still funny to hear you say it.

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preacher and eased his mind into reevaluating his strong beliefs and radical opinions.

The next day, he stood in the same place and wore the same clothes, but his message was very different. Instead of being flamboyant and extreme, he was unusually subdued and moderate. No one stopped to listen. The lacking audience bothered the preacher, but he pressed on. Still no one. He now was heartbroken and plopped down Indian-style on the grass, chin pinned to chest.

Shortly thereafter, a young man walked up to the preacher and asked why he was so depressed. After hearing the problem, the man offered to stay and console him.

“Shouldn’t you be in class?” the preacher asked.

“Yes, but I have an ‘A’ in it, so missing one day won’t hurt.”

“What class is it?”

“Nickel Stacking 503.”

The preacher’s eyes opened wide in disbelief, but he persisted to ask why no one was listening to him.

“Why don’t you ask them?” the man suggested. A small group of students were walking past. The preacher stopped them and asked why they refused to listen to his sermons.

“Are you kidding?” one girl exclaimed. “The grass is wet and another shower looks to be just minutes away.”

“And besides,” one of the guys added, “You aren’t saying anything crazy today. People like it when you say crazy things.”

“They do?” the preacher asked.

“Absolutely. We think it’s funny when you make off-the-wall claims.

We never believe them, but it is entertaining nonetheless. For example, everybody knows No. 1 Chinese doesn’t give you devil’s horns. It just gives you indigestion. But it was still funny to hear you say it.”

The preacher stood, silent and stunned, taking in the news. He looked at a third person in the crowd. “Why won’t you listen to me?”

“I would,” he said, “But the Cavs play tonight, and I still have to get tickets to see Conan O’Brien.”

After hearing this, the preacher was flooded with emotions. He stepped back and took a deep breath. “So you mean people only listen to me because I say outlandish things, the weather is nice or they have nothing better to do?”

“Pretty much,” they replied in unison.

“Now that’s what I call an epiphany,” the preacher said.

Bring the troops home, start the parade

Seven years after Bush declared ‘Mission Accomplished,’ it’s time to do it again and welcome the veterans home LANTERN Columnist BYRON EDGINGTON edgington.29@osu.edu “We should just declare victory and get out.” Those are not recent words. The quote is from Sen. George Aiken of South Carolina. The year was 1966. The senator was advising President Lyndon Johnson about his options in Vietnam.

And by the way, Sen. Aiken was a Republican.

We ought to take Aiken’s advice in Iraq. The way is clear.

The Iraqi people are as close as they’re ever going to get to tending to their own affairs, whether they choose democracy, theocracy, oligarchy, anarchy or another form of social governance. It is time to recognize that the ball is in their court, and whichever way they hit it — even into the net — we’re declaring that they’ve won. And good for them.

Then we should bring our troops home and make sure we do it right. We should take the same “Mission Accomplished” banner that “W” used in his ludicrous photo-op aboard the Abe Lincoln seven (yes, seven) years ago from Saturday and hang it across Pennsylvania Avenue.

Here’s why. When more than 200,000 American soldiers came home from Vietnam all those years ago, myself included, we snuck back into this country one by one, separated from our colleagues: a solitary Sergeant at a train station, a lone Marine crossing an airport concourse, a

single sailor hefting his seabag into a taxi — all alone.

The separation wasn’t just physical, but spiritual. There was a wall of shame we felt at having lost something no other generation of American troopers ever had: We’d lost a war.

There were no banners then.

No signs in airports. No pats on the back from grateful citizens in any kind of organized way.

Oh, there were relieved parents, greetings from neighbors and friends with welcome back messages, but no mentions of Vietnam and its descent into chaos.

And no parades. Americans love parades. We hold parades on red-letter occasions, saint’s days, national days of recognition and when the troops come home. There were no parades for Vietnam vets.

We should pull those men and women out of Iraq, bring them home en masse, ply them with awards for a job well done — because it is a job superbly done.

Then we should hang that banner across Pennsylvania Avenue, and march them, division by proud division, under it.

We should invite everyone to come, including those who got us into the Iraq War, however misinformed and misguided they were, and those who opposed it, too. We should make it a national day of celebration — of the pride we feel for those men and women and the job they’ve done, of the families at home who supported them, even of the Iraqis who must recognize the opportunity they’ve been given.

There will be many veterans of Iraq who will need more than discharge papers, awards and a plane ticket home. Many will need years of counseling and help. A parade is not a panacea.

But the public recognition it represents can help us all share some closure to this long national nightmare. Bring them home from Iraq, and start the parade.

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Flying her “Homeward Bound” pennant and displaying a banner reading “Mission Accomplished,” USS Abraham Lincoln steams triumphantly into San Diego Harbor upon her return Friday, May 2, 2003, from a 10-month deployment in support of Operations Enduring Freedom and Iraqi Freedom.

Assisted suicide: should adults have the right to die?

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When an animal is seriously wounded, the creature is almost always “put out” of its misery, usually through euthanasia. When a human being is terminally ill or chronically depressed, however, he or she is often left to die a slow, painful death, simply for the sake of living.

In 1998, an Oregon woman diagnosed with breast cancer became the first person to commit a legal, physician-assisted suicide in the United States. Nearly 12 years and many ethical debates later, only three states — Oregon, Washington and Montana — have legalized physician-assisted suicides.

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Many opponents of the “Right-to-Die” movement insist that people should not be allowed to make the decision to safely end their lives under any sort of circumstances for fear that the procedure will be abused. Meanwhile, extreme religionists oppose the safe, painless procedure because they feel that suicide is “immoral” and “punishable” by eternal damnation in hell.

Those who oppose the dignified “Right-to-Die” movement have serious control issues. These individuals who are against the freedom of humans to choose their date of death are some of the same extreme religionists who feel that it is their civic duty to invade a woman’s right to choose abortion, or a gay couple’s right to marry. Why they feel the need to involve themselves in anyone else’s business is beyond comprehension.

Many opponents of the “Right-to-Die” movement who fear that the procedure will be abused are mistaken. Because of numerous government-imposed restrictions, the vast majority of people would not qualify for physician-assisted suicide. For instance, Oregonian patients seeking assisted suicide must be older than 18, and a physician must be able to

prove that they only have six months to live. Montana patients, on the other hand, have to go through a trial to get an assisted suicide granted.

In all three states, the patient must be proven to be mentally capable of making such a final decision.

But let’s take it a step further. Why should there be any restrictions to assisted suicide? Why must people, terminally ill or not, be forced to live against their will? Many opponents fear the abuse of euthanasia.

Abuse? I think not! True abuse would be to force those who cannot bear the physical, emotional and mental pain to live the rest of their lives in despair. Why not let the depressed or cancer-ridden individual die with dignity intact? Why should the person with untreatable depression be forced to live in pain and despair? Why should people be forced to live when they did not ask to be born?

I’m not saying that we should allow moody teenagers or the mentally incapacitated to euthanize themselves. What I am saying is that all adults, no matter what circumstances, should be afforded the opportunity to end their lives in the most dignified manner possible.

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arts&life King of Cinema James Cameron takes time to talk with The Lantern Alex Antonetz Lantern reporter antonetz.3@osu.edu

Axe twisted Humor tour The humor was a tad off-kilter but certainly didn’t stink when four prominent comedians visited the Union.

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John Cage’s ‘Musicircus’ Musicians brought the renowned composer’s piece to the Urban Arts Space over the weekend.

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James Cameron is a busy man.

The hit director behind “The Terminator,” “Titanic” and “Avatar” said his flight into Columbus marked airport No. 114 that he has traveled through in the last three months.

“I’m due for a day off any month now,” he said.

Before Cameron delivered his lecture to students at Ohio State on April 28, he made rounds across the globe to raise awareness on the themes he presented in his last film, “Avatar.”

“I’ve been contacted by so many groups from around the world dealing with environmental issues, indigenous rights issues and so on that I’ve been busier than ever,” Cameron said.

Cameron decided to take a break from activism to give his first-ever college lecture in the Ohio Union’s Archie M. Griffin Grand Ballroom.

“It seemed like an opportunity to share my life experience and the journey that I’ve had and see if people can find some way of mapping it to their individual journeys,” he said.

Now, with “Avatar” in his rear-view mirror, Cameron is taking some time away from filmmaking, but is currently talking with 20th Century Fox about an “Avatar” follow-up.

“If we make it right away, it won’t even be out for three-and-a-half years,” he said. “But it will be a continuation of the story and deal with some of the same themes, but in surprising ways.”

Attention to Cameron’s every move will be heightened thanks to the record-breaking box office of “Avatar.”

Apart from earning more than $2.7 billion in worldwide box office, Cameron’s epic also took home three Oscars at this year’s Academy Awards.

All eyes at this year’s Oscar ceremony were on a juicy battle between Cameron’s “Avatar” and his ex-wife Kathryn Bigelow’s “The Hurt Locker” in the Best Picture and Best Director categories.

Both trophies went to Bigelow.

“I’ve worked with Kathryn a couple of times as producer and I know her artistic integrity is extremely high and we both value that,” Cameron said.

With Bigelow’s “The Hurt Locker,” which had a $15 million budget, taking home top honors at the Oscars over “Avatar,” which reportedly cost between $300 million and $500 million, Cameron said the Academy’s recent preference for smaller, independent films gives directors no incentive to make big-budget movies.

“What they’ve done historically is create a disincentive for filmmakers to make high quality, big movies,” he said. “And then all the critics whine that big movies are just these hollow,

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James Cameron (and his Avatar) speak to the crowd at the union last Wednesday about . clanking commerce machines when in fact, there’s not a huge incentive for filmmakers to go that extra distance because they’re not honored for it in any way.”

Though Cameron didn’t walk away with either the Best Picture or Best Director Oscars for “Avatar,” he did end up taking it to the No. 1 spot in all-time box office.

Cameron’s quest for success has led his actors and crew members to speak out against the director’s demanding nature. On the set of “Avatar,” actor Sam Worthington said a frustrated Cameron confiscated the crew’s cell phones and stapled them to a wall.

“Go find a quote, a quote, which you won’t be able to, of an actor saying that I was demanding, at least in a negative way,” he said. “They may say that I challenge them to do their best work, but in actor speak, that’s a compliment.”

Cameron said the actors he works with love the challenge he presents.

“I tell them going in, ‘We’re going to the Super Bowl, so be ready,’” he said. “But they love that. Are you kidding? An actor wants to be challenged.”

It must be working.

Cameron’s last two films, “Titanic” and “Avatar,” have grossed $1.8 billion and $2.7 billion worldwide, respectively.

“I’m a big movie fan and I just make movies for what I would want to see,” he said. “What I would want to see in a movie theater is a film that takes me out of myself, takes me on a journey, immerses me in the characters, gives me a powerful emotional reaction to the story and then spits me back out onto the street kind of dazed and wanting to go see it again.”

Part of Cameron’s box office success with “Avatar” stemmed from the surcharge added to 3-D ticket

sales. Despite the tough economy, cinema-goers still forked over the extra cash to watch “Avatar” in 3-D. “It’s completely immersive,” Cameron said about 3-D. “It’s an enhanced experience. It’s a premium experience. You enter the world. It seems more palpable, more real to you as you’re watching it. People are transported; they lose track of time, they lose track of space, where they are. They’re fully immersed in the story.”

With “Avatar” serving as the catalyst in making 3-D popular in cinemas, Cameron went on the defensive against those saying 3-D is still just a gimmick.

“That’s a very, very tiny minority.

The audience has spoken,” he said. “I think the jury’s in. It’s not a gimmick.

It’s the way people want to see their movies.”

And when “Avatar” hit store shelves April 22 on DVD and Blu-ray, it achieved more success, already topping “The Dark Knight” as the No. 1 best-selling Blu-ray in the format’s history.

“I love Blu-ray. Great format,” Cameron said. “You get all the quality and resolution in the image that you would have in a movie theater.”

And now, with an “Avatar” sequel confirmed to be in development, Cameron is keeping his lips sealed on where the next film in the franchise will go.

“I don’t want to spill the beans before the fact,” he said.

And what about the sequel dealing with the themes of “Avatar” in “surprising ways?”

“The key word there is ‘surprise,’” he said. “And if I tell you what it is, it won’t be a surprise.”

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Nothing negative about Minus the Bear RyAn Book Arts Editor book.15@osu.edu Seattle’s Minus the Bear continues the sonic trip it’s become known for on it’s newest album, “OMNI.” The album marks the group’s first on Dangerbird Records, after having released its first three with Suicide Squeeze.

The group has become a fan favorite on college campuses thanks to its style that harkens back to the more psychedelic classic rock of old. To the band’s credit, it doesn’t dabble in the same technique for too long, allowing the experience to differ while the effect remains the same.

“The Thief” features a prominent piano bridge and “Summer Angel” works around a slithering guitar riff. “Secret Country” runs at a faster pace than most songs on the album, but “Into the Mirror” proves most exciting of all with guest vocals provided by Rachel Flotard of indie band Visqueen and a funky solo from guitarist Dave Knudson.

Regardless of how exciting the music gets, the listener can’t help but feel tranquil. The studio echo effects coupled with the soft-spoken vocals of Jake Snider set the soothing tone of the album. It’s relaxing, but it’s certainly not a snooze.

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Comedian Donald Brown gets into the act during the twisted Humor tour at the union.

Four stand-up comedians humored an audience of Ohio State students Thursday when the Axe Twisted Humor Tour came to the Ohio Union.

The four comedians that performed were, Chelsea Peretti of “The Smoking Gun Presents,” Donald Glover of NBC’s “Community,” Whitney Cummings of “Chelsea Lately;” and Nick Kroll of HBO’s “The Life & Times of Tim.” Liz Tripp, chair of the comedy committee of the Ohio Union Activities Board, said students going into the show should expect a lot of really great comedy out of the two-hour show.

Several members of the audience were actively involved in the performances. Three of the comedians spoke to students during their gigs, asking

them about their studies, clothing and opinions. These members were also the butt of many jokes.

Peretti opened the performance with jokes focused on an array of topics.

Her subjects ranged from hipsters to Tony Danza, and few students were left displeased. She included topics such as student stereotypes that helped her relate to the audience. She even turned some serious subjects into laughter.

Like Peretti, Kroll included several college references, such as fake IDs and drunken nights. A staple in many college students’ lives, Facebook was brought up several times throughout his act. He had the audience applauding when he asked if “anyone feels like solving a crime reading Facebook statuses.”

An extensive cat portrayal accompanied with feline jokes performed by Kroll was the funniest part of the performance for Brandon Moss, a second-

year graduate student in city regional planning.

Cummings referenced “Twilight” and her desire to date a vampire after seeing the film. She was able to get the audience to sing Miley Cyrus’ “Party In the U.S.A.” and get a male student to dance to it.

Being a musician, music was a large theme in Glover’s act. He joked about Destiny’s Child, made fun of himself for listening to his own music and commented on Michael Jackson’s legal issues.

The Axe Twisted Humor Tour was presented by Funny or Die, a comedy website created by Will Ferrell, Adam McKay and Chris Henchy. It visited nine college campuses, finishing the tour at OSU.

Musicians bring circus of sounds to Urban Arts Space DAllAS SAMPSel Lantern reporter sampsel.15@osu.edu The sounds of John Cage rang out of the Urban Arts Space on Thursday. For the first time at Ohio State, the OSU Percussion Ensemble presented “A John Cage MUSICIRCUS.” John Cage was a modernist composer and one of the leaders of the avant-garde movement in the 20th century, which promoted experimentation and explored new performance techniques. He is known for his work with prepared piano and chance music, a genre that leaves elements of the music open to the interpretation of the performers.

In 1952, Cage’s piece “4’33”” damaged his reputation — the piece was four minutes and 33 seconds of silence.

He continued to produce avant-garde music and branched out into opera and film before his death. Cage repaired his reputation, and his chance music influenced other contemporaries like Pierre Boulez and Karlheinz Stockhausen.

His music influenced OSU students, too. Drums, bells and kazoos banged, chimed and buzzed at the start of the MUSICIRCUS, harking back to Cage’s work and the avant-garde movement. Paper littered the floor near each station, the name of the piece printed on them.

The performers played on the floor without separation from the crowd. The pieces were performed in separate areas, but the sounds of each performance overlapped.

Susan Powell, associate professor and director of Percussion Studies, thought the overlapping music created an immersive environment. She said it let people browse the music similar to the way one would browse art.

The performances were accompanied by paintings and other visual art courtesy of the “Masters of Fine Arts: Thesis Exhibition.”

“The MFA show from Ohio State happened to be happening here so we were able to use the space on top of their show,” Powell said. “It just added, I think, to the whole event.”

The format of the show provided a different experience for the performers.

“It was cool to be able to interact with the audience a little bit and for the audience to interact not only with the music but the other art,” said Carson Moody, a member of the Percussion Ensemble.

Matt Evans, another member of the ensemble, said a gallery setting was different than normal but added, “The overlapping thing was totally new. That was really cool.”

The concert succeeded in impressing one audience member.

“I think it’s great,” said Robert Lunn, a graduate teaching associate for the School of Music. “The atmosphere, the art and the music — just great.”

Moody performed Cage’s “Composed Improvisation for Snare.” The only performance with a single instrument, the improvisation displayed technique and chance.

A composed improvisation meant Moody had a choice in certain aspects of the performance. The rest was dictated by “chance operations.”

“The mallets, I picked what they were going to be but not which ones I would have to use for certain segments,” Moody said. “It was a lot of coin-flipping and a lot of pulling things out of a hat.”

Cage’s “Third Construction” finished the show. Evans played alongside three other people as he performed this lengthy piece, sweating in his formal wear by the end.

The other music had ceased and with the final applause, the event ended as abruptly as it began.

Friends and relatives crowded around the performers. Audience members filed out of the space. Those involved began to clean up.

Powell said she was pleased with the product and hoped to do it again.

“I need a couple of years to relax and try to figure out how to do it again,” she said with a laugh. “But it was definitely worth the time and effort.”

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thelantern www.thelantern.com results SATURDAY men’s volleyball 3, Loyola-Chicago 2 Bellarmine 14, men’s lacrosse 13 softball 4, Iowa 3 men’s tennis 4, Wisconsin 0 Baseball 3, Michigan 2

SUNDAY Johns Hopkins 9, women’s lacrosse 8 softball 6, Iowa 5 Michigan 6, Baseball 5 men’s tennis 4, Illinois 1

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THURSDAY women’s Golf: Round 1 NCAA West Regional TBA @ Stanford, Calif. men’s volleyball: NCAA Championships Semifinals TBA @ Stanford, Calif. women’s lacrosse v. Penn State ALC Tournament 3pm @ OSU

FRIDAY women’s Golf: Round 2 NCAA West Regional TBA @ Stanford, Calif. men’s track and Field: Billy Hayes Meet TBA @ Bloomington, Ind. Baseball v. Illinois 6:35pm @ OSU women’s lacrosse v. TBA ALC Tournament 3pm @ OSU

SATURDAY women’s Golf: Round 2 NCAA West Regional TBA @ Stanford, Calif. men’s volleyball: NCAA Championships Semifinals TBA @ Stanford, Calif. men’s lacrosse v. North Carolina 12pm @ Chapel Hill, N.C.

Nightmarish weekend: Bucks lose grip on first place, lose ace pitcher to injury Blake williams Lantern reporter williams.3012@osu.edu Ohio State lost two of three games to rival Michigan over the weekend, and ace pitcher Alex Wimmers could miss playing time with a hamstring injury.

The All-American tweaked a hamstring moments before his scheduled start Friday, coach Bob Todd said.

The injury forced junior Theron Minium to make the second start of his career and first this season.

Minium managed only one inning before normal Sunday starter Dean Wolosiansky was forced to come on in relief.

The Buckeyes lost the Friday contest 4-1 and the

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Ten with the loss. Though losing the series hurt, the injury to Wimmers could be more devastating.

The junior was 9-0 on the season, tied for the best start in team history. If Wimmers misses significant time, the team will have to rely on an inconsistent group of starters who have a combined 14-15 record on the season.

Wimmers’ status is currently undecided, according to the team.

“He could be out 7 to 10 days or 2 to 3 weeks,” said team spokesman Jerry Emig in an e-mail. “We just don’t know yet.”

The junior’s next scheduled start is Friday against Illinois.

The Buckeyes step out of conference play this week for a two-game series with Louisville starting at 7 p.m. Tuesday at Bill Davis Stadium.

Comeback win vaults OSU to Final Four Buckeyes overcome 2-1 deficit against Loyola, capture conference crown, automatic bid kristen levenick Lantern reporter levenick.1@osu.edu The No. 10 Ohio State men’s volleyball squad came back from a 2-1 deficit to beat No. 15 LoyolaChicago 3-2 in the MIVA Tournament Championship Match on Saturday.

OSU pulled ahead in the first game and maintained its lead until Loyola tied it up at 14. The game stayed close with 13 tied scores, but OSU pulled out the 30-28 victory with a final kill from sophomore oppositehitter Shawn Sangrey.

Loyola came back in game two to tie up the match score at 1-1. The Ramblers maintained the lead for the duration of the game and won 30-25.

Tied at four in game three, Loyola pulled ahead 9-4 and kept its lead until OSU tied it up again at 22. Tied at 24, three consecutive kills pushed the Ramblers ahead to a 27-24 lead.

After an OSU error, Loyola won 30-26, taking the lead in the match 2-1.

“Our serve got a little bit better late in game three and that put them out of system, and then you can get your block set up and you can dig a few balls, but we didn’t necessarily turn them into points,” said coach Pete Hanson. “We gave them a sense that they had some room to breathe and then they rolled out game three and beat us.”

Loyola pulled ahead early in game four at 4-2, but the Buckeyes quickly took over with a 9-4 lead. Loyola trailed for the rest of the game, allowing OSU a wide-margined 30-20 win.

“Sangrey got on a serving run and that just sucked the wind out of their sails,” Hanson said. “You need a guy to sometimes do that, to just get you two or three points. Once we got that, then it was a pretty easy game and I think that momentum just built going into game five.”

In the 15-point fifth game, the

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the Buckeyes celebrate after rallying for a 3-2 victory over loyola to win the miva tournament championship.

Buckeyes pulled out of an early 4-4 tie, and momentum carried them to a 14-9 match point lead. A kill from senior opposite-hitter Ted Schoenfeldt secured the game and match win for OSU. “I kind of knew the ball was coming to me before the play,” Schoenfeldt said. “It was a good pass, I was ready for it, and couldn’t ask for a better feeling putting that ball away in game five.”

Schoenfeldt, who had a careerhigh 12 blocks and 11 assists, was named the most outstanding player of

the tournament. He was also named part of the MIVA all-tournament team along with teammates Steven Kehoe, John Klanac and Sangrey, who had 22 kills and a match-high 26.5 points.

“This is what we played for all year,” Schoenfeldt said. “We train hard —I think we are the hardesttrained team in the nation as far as volleyball goes. We get in the weight room three days a week, lift hard.

Preseason we really pushed ourselves to the limit to get to this point, and we’re not finished yet. We still have two more matches as far as we see it,

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loss of Wimmers forced the team to shuffle pitchers around for the rest of the weekend.

OSU bounced back Saturday with a 3-2 win in 10 innings as Drew Rucinski earned the win, striking out nine in a career-high nine innings.

The team went with freshman starter Brett McKinney on Sunday. McKinney went three innings.

The Buckeyes had the winning run on first base with one out in the ninth before designated hitter Ryan Dew alex wimmers grounded into a double play to make the 6-5 defeat official.

The Buckeyes fell out of first place in the Big

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Cleveland Cavaliers forward LeBron James earned his second-consecutive league MVP award Sunday, one night after his 35 points led the Cavs to a 101-93 victory over the Boston Celtics in the first game of their Eastern Conference semifinals series. James, who has a bone bruise and strain in his right elbow, took home 116 of the 123 possible first-place votes.

Kentucky is known for more than basketball and cheap tobacco.

The Kentucky Derby, now in its 136th year, is the oldest continuous sporting event in the U.S. It is as seasoned in years as it is in tradition.

Bonnets, derby pies and mint juleps are just some of the common traditions seen at the derby.

But it’s the things NBC doesn’t televise that make the Kentucky Derby so great, for the college kid at least.

The derby, to college kids in Louisville, is like New Years meets the Fourth of July meets the OSU-Michigan game.

Derby eve is almost as big as derby day itself.

Fourth Street (the Louisville equivalent of High Street) was closed off all evening, the cheapest draught beers were $8, and the cover charges to get into any of the bars lining the streets were as much as $40.

Oh, and there was a little stage in the middle of the street, where 3 Doors Down played a full set list for all the bar-goers to hear.

As midnight approaches on derby-day, the bars shut off their music and all of Fourth Street counts down in blissful drunken harmony to the day the whole state seems to revolve around.

Tiger Woods missed the cut at the Quail Hollow Championship, just the sixth time in his PGA Tour career that he failed to reach weekend play. Woods shot a 7-over 79 during the second round on Friday after firing a 74 in Thursday’s opening round. The 79 marked Woods’ secondworst round as a professional, as he missed the cut by eight strokes.

Floyd Mayweather topped “Sugar” Shane Mosley in a unanimous 12-round decision Saturday night. Each of the three ringside judges had Mayweather winning every round after the second, when Mosley knocked Mayweather to the ground. Two of the judges scored the fight 119-109 in favor of Mayweather, who remained undefeated in 41 fights. The third judge scored it 118-110.

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and we’re going to do our best to win the national championship.”

OSU received its third-consecutive automatic bid to the NCAA Championship as a No. 4 seed to play No. 1 seed Stanford, who will host the semifinals.

“It’s going to be a huge match for us,” Hanson said. “But our kids have nothing to lose and we’re riding a (12)-game winning streak and hopefully we can just play good volleyball and just see what happens.”

Buckeye Briefs ally kraemer Assistant sports editor kraemer.18@osu.edu OSU men’s tennis defeated Illinois to win its fifth-consecutive Big Ten Tournament title.

The Buckeyes swept Wisconsin 4-0 on Saturday and defeated Illinois 4-1 in the finals on Sunday.

Justin Kronauge earned his 145th career victory and is one match short of tying the Buckeye’s all-time singles-wins list.

The women’s tennis team fell to No. 5 Northwestern, eliminating the Buckeyes from the Big Ten Tournament. Kelsey Haviland and Cami Hubbs won the first doubles court, but the Buckeyes lost the doubles point to the Wildcats.

Haviland fired back with a straight-set victory, but it wasn’t enough and the Buckeyes fell short, 4-1. The 64-team NCAA Tournament bracket will be revealed on Tuesday as the Buckeyes wait in anticipation for an at-large bid.

Women’s lacrosse closed regular-season action with a 9-8 loss to Johns Hopkins. OSU finished 9-7 overall and 1-4 in the American Lacrosse Conference. The Buckeyes host the ALC Tournament quarterfinals on Thursday.

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sports Buckeyes brave bad weather, use Jesse Owens Classic as tune-up for Big Tens matt skrajner Lantern reporter skrajner.1@osu.edu Despite threatening weather, Ohio State performed well against competition from across the nation at the 25th Jesse Owens Track Classic on Friday and Saturday.

More than 20 events were held under overcast skies, on a puddle-covered track and through breezy conditions. But the Buckeyes overcame these obstacles. “It was a little windy, but the track was just fine,� said freshman Jordan Boepke, who ran in the 400-meter hurdles. “During the race you don’t think about it.�

Latoya Sanderson, who ran the third leg of the Buckeyes’ second-place women’s 4x400 relay, echoed Boepke’s attitude.

She said she didn’t mind the water, but she was running into the wind down the home stretch.

With participants from as far as the University of Alabama and Mississippi State University, the Buckeyes faced different competition than usual. “You see where you’re at going in to the Big Ten (Championships),� Sanderson said.

In the 100-meter hurdles, sophomore

All-American Christina Manning (13.10 seconds) and Letecia Wright (13.15) took home the top two spots for the Buckeyes.

Manning, Wright, Sanderson and sophomore Shaniqua McGinnis also won the 4x100 relay with a time of 45.53.

OSU sophomore Thomas Murdaugh ran a Big Ten-best time of 45.96 in the 400, but came in third at the meet.

Mississippi State freshman Tavaris Tate ran 45.26 to win, the third-best time in Division I. Mississippi State also set the Jesse Owens Stadium record in the 4x400 relay with a time of 3:05.70. OSU finished second with a season-best time of 3:06.69.

OSU graduate Jesse Owens earned eight NCAA Championships in 1935 and 1936.

In 1935 at the Western Conference Championships, Owens set world records in the broad jump, the 220-yard dash and the 220-yard low hurdles. He also tied the world record in the 100-yard dash, according to the Jesse Owens Track Classic program.

At the 1936 Olympics in Germany, Owens won gold medals in the 100-meter, 200-meter, broad jump, and the 4x100 relay.

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ohio state’s thomas murdaugh starts the 400-meter dash during the jesse owens track classic on saturday.

Pino anchoring Columbus Clippers’ no-hit brigade young arms including Carlos Carrasco, Hector Rondon, Jeanmar Gomez and Yohan Pino,� said Clippers manager Mike Sarbaugh. “We’ve got some really good-looking young arms in the starting rotation and in the bullpen.�

Pino has been impressive since he stepped into the starting rotation with the Class AA New Britain Rock Cats in 2009.

Pino has made 18 straight starts without missing an outing with the Rock Cats, Rochester Red Wings and Clippers.

In those 18 starts, Pino has a 10-2 record with 100 strikeouts.

Pino is one of the Clippers’ three starting pitchers who have pitched a no-hitter. Pino tossed his no-hitter on June 30, 2007, while pitching for the Fort Myers Miracle. Carrasco threw a no-hitter on Aug. 13, 2007 for the Reading Phillies, and Gomez threw a perfect game on May 21, 2009 for the Akron Aeros.

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Columbus Clippers pitcher Yohan Pino has proven to be the prospect that the Cleveland Indians had been looking for when they acquired him in a trade from the Minnesota Twins in exchange for Carl Pavano.

After a win on Sunday, Pino has a teambest 4-0 record this season. He leads the team in strikeouts with 28, and has a 3.68 ERA. Pino began pitching in the Indians’ farm system in September 2009. He has pitched in five games, earning a 6-0 record with the Clippers.

Pino features a fastball in the 90 mph range, a curveball that drops down to the mid-70 mph range and a changeup.

In a win last Tuesday against the Charlotte

Knights, Pino overcame a rough first inning to quiet the Knights’ bats and collect his third win of the season.

Jason Donald, second baseman for the Clippers, was pleased with Pino’s performance against the Knights. “Innings like that happen,� Donald said. “He hasn’t had any innings like that in 2010. The whole year, he has kept us in ball games. He’s done a great job, and he’s a guy that deserves the run support that he received tonight. He’ll be the first to tell you that he didn’t have his best stuff tonight, but it was good enough to get through five innings and get to the bullpen to finish it up for us.�

Pino had four appearances with the Cleveland Indians during spring training. He had a 1-0 record with a 4.22 ERA, striking out nine batters in 10.2 innings pitched.

Pino is still a young prospect at age 26. “If you look at our rotation, there are a lot of

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Horoscopes by Nancy Black and Stephanie Clements, ©2010 Tribune Media Services Inc. TODAY’S BIRTHDAY Injecting personal power into your career does not necessarily increase the drama.

It challenges your capacity to accept responsibilities and use them as milestones to measure progress. If you follow intuitive insights and dreams, your luck will greatly improve this year.

VIRGO Aug. 23 – Sept. 22 Today is a 5 -- If you’re able to harness your power, you could get very lucky today. Forge ahead forcefully, but keep in mind that the devil is in the details.

To get the advantage, check the day’s rating: 10 is the easiest day, 0 the most challenging.

LIBRA Sept. 23–Oct. 22 Today is a 6 -- Messes that work well at home don’t get you far at work today. Accept responsibility and do your work in solitude. Let others party if they want.

ARIES March 21 – April 19 Today is a 7 -- One person has an unfair advantage. If it isn’t you, then you need to treat business like business. Don’t get emotionally involved.

SCORPIO Oct. 23 – Nov. 21 Today is a 6 -- Take advantage of your position now.

You’re well placed to voice your opinion and expect others to accept it.

TAURUS April 20 – May 20 Today is a 6 -- Accepting responsibility becomes an issue for someone at work. Luckily, another person steps in to fill the gap. This may work now, but not for long.

SAGITTARIUS Nov. 22 – Dec. 21 Today is a 6 -- Today’s challenges are easy to meet, as you have a wealth of ideas. Apply practical measures to difficult, abstract problems.

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To qualify for this study, you must: • be between the ages of 18 and 55 • be in generally good health • have experienced excessive sleepiness in connection with a narcolepsy diagnosis • not currently be diagnosed with a sleep disorder other than narcolepsy Women who are able to become pregnant must use a medically acceptable method of birth control for the duration of the study. Women who are pregnant or breastfeeding are ineligible for the study.

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$1099, 1350 Neil, Victorian Vil‑ lage, massive, hardwood, A/C, NorthSteppe Realty 299‑4110 220 e. Lane & Indianola 2 bdrm flats avail for fall corner of OhioStateRentals.com Indianola and Lane. Modern $645/mOnth, 1698 N4th St, 2 Bldg on N. campus. Spacious bed with bsmnt, refrigerator, w/newer crpt, huge bdrms, on stove, dishwasher, wash‑ site lndry, A/C. blinds,Off St. er/dryer, CA, Parking, well insu‑ pkg. Courtyard area. Call 263‑ lated, $0 Deposit, Pine Rental 2665 www.gasproperties.com Services LLC (614) 735‑5111 or prs.ron@gmail.com 2383 williAmS St. 2bd Dou‑ $699‑795, 270 E 12th, W/D, ble. Remodeled, Dishwasher. courtyard, A/C, dishwasher, $700/mo. Commercial One 324‑ spacious, NorthSteppe Realty 6717 www.c1realty.com 299‑4110 OhioStateRentals.com 274‑ 284 E. Lane‑2 bdrm TH $740. 246 E. 13th townhouse avail for fall. N. campus at Indi‑ includes washer/dryer, water, anola and Lane, very spacious hardwood, big basement, w/lndry hkups in bsmt. Ceiling newer kitchen. Available 9/5, fans, dining Rm, blinds, newer 371‑5690. ohiostate rentals.‑ crpt, frnt porch, yard area.Off St. pkg.Call 263‑2665www.‑ com gasproperties.com $749‑849, 111 Hudson, Tuttle Ridge, W/D, dishwasher, bal‑ 344 e. 20th Unit D, 2 bedroom conies, NorthSteppe Realty flats, 1 bath, remodeled, cen‑ 299‑4110 tral air, large kitchens, off street OhioStateRentals.com parking, NO dogs, $495.00.

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#1, AFFOrDAble spacious and updated, large 3br apts on North, South and Central cam‑ pus. Gas heat, A/C, off‑street‑ ing parking, dishwasher, W/D hookups, decks, Jacuzzi tubs, starting at $375. 614‑294‑7067. www.osupropertymanagement.‑ com

228 e Northwood Ave. Large 3bd. House 2 baths, w/d in‑ cluded, Off Street Parking $1200/mo.

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2520 neil Ave, 2 1/2 bath, A/C, appliances, 2 car garage, Free W/D, available fall $1200/mo. Call 275‑0298.

3 bDrm Apts. 168 Chittenden and 328 1/2 E.15th Gas, Elec‑ tric & Water included in Rent Off street parking, Pets Nego‑ tiable $1290/mo. Sunrise Prop‑ erties, Inc. 846‑5577

3 bDrmS 405 W. 8th Ave. Across from OSU hospital. 1 off street parking space. Large living, family and dining rooms.

A/C, new furnace, dishwasher, basement w/ washer and dryer.

Great location for medical, den‑ tal, or nursing students. $1125.00/month. No pets. 889‑ 5533

$1,300, 2014 N 4th, W/D, A/C, hardwood, basement, back‑ yard, NorthSteppe Realty 299‑ 4110 OhioStateRentals.com

$975/mO. SOuth Campus Gateway Area. 3 Bedroom, 2 Bath double, all hardwood floors, beautiful oak woodwork, free washer and dryer, very spacious, updated kitchen, ren‑ ovated front and covered rear sitting porch, fenced in back yard, off street parking, Call Steve at 291‑8207. www.euclid‑ properties.com

105 w. Maynard. FALL move‑ in single family house w/3 bed‑ rooms, living‑room, dining‑ room, kitchen and 1 1/2 baths.

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$300pp StArtinG rents, 4‑5 BR townhomes on OSU South Gateway High/Indianola, 414 Whittier German Village, 80 Eu‑ clid near High Street, newly‑re‑ modeled, spacious living areas, hardwood floors, newer kitchens with d/w, w/d hook‑up, a/c, lower utilities, off‑street parking, www.hometeamproper‑ ties.net or 291‑2600.

$350 per person, 7 bedroom half‑double house, central cam‑ pus, between 16th and 17th av‑ 1891 nOrth 4th & 18th Ave. enues, 1843‑1847 N. 4th St., renovated, large 4 BR, 2 bath, for Fall. W/D, cen‑ recently tral air, D/W, parking, just reno‑ rooms, 2 living rooms, 2 1/2 baths, new kitchen cabinets vated. $1100/month. and appliances, new insulated 614‑989‑1524. windows, dishwasher, FREE www.pavichproperties.org W/D, central A/C, FREE off‑ street parking, George Kanel‑ lopoulos, www.OSUproperties.‑ com, 299‑9940.

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39 w. Maynard Ave. Huge 6‑7 bdrm house, off Neil, walk to campus, this is a FABU‑ LOUS, completely renovated house.

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0 utilitieS, furnished rooms, flexible lease periods, super convenient location, 38 E. 17th One block from High 72 W Ave. Laundry, off‑street park‑ Maynard 4 bedroom Half ing, $200‑$400/month. 296‑ DAncerS/entertAinerS neeDeD for newly remodeled House 1.5 baths remodeled, 6304, 263‑1193. downtown gentlemen’s club. washer/dryer, finished attic sky‑ Experience helpful but not nec‑ lights, Hardwood floors off essary as we are willing to street parking. $1350 554 train. Flexible hours available.

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Summer internShipS. Learn entrepreneurship and earn money by helping launch new energy drink. Set your own schedule ‑ the harder you work, the more you earn. 614‑ 888‑7502 or GailWallsOf‑ fice@gmail.com

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Super Saver wins 136th Kentucky Derby For the horses, the derby is a sprint — but for fans, it’s quite the marathon.

The Fourth Street bars are open until 8 a.m., and fans are stuck deciding between continuing on into the late night derby eve festivities, or making sure they sleep just enough to be able to tailgate in a few hours.

Often times for college co-eds, derby eve wins out.

Then comes the actual day of the derby, when fans battle the imminent hangovers to fire up the grills, sip on screwdrivers and start tailgating at 9 a.m., five hours after they had left the bar the night before.

After seven hours of burgers, brats, beer and corn-hole, it’s race time.

But the lowly college kids don’t get to sit in the stands next to Denzel or Madonna. They pay $40 to wade through the mud-ridden swamp-land that is the infield.

At first glance, the infield is so big it’s hard to tell there is a horse track bordering it. Where there aren’t vendors, betting windows and porta-johns, there’s mud — lots and lots of mud.

After placing their bets, fans hit the infield.

Meandering around the infield, there was actually a lot to do.

Mostly though, it consisted of the most intoxicated 5 percent of the crowd putting on a show for the rest of the fans.

When these dedicated fans weren’t mud-wrestling, they were being carried out in handcuffs or stretchers.

Then finally, at 6:30 p.m., it was time for the race. Drinking, eating and avoiding sleep for the last 24 hours, all for this two-minute-long race.

From the infield, about a 30-yard stretch of the race can be seen, at best. The race was shown on a giant scoreboard, though, and when it started, the entire infield roared. Fans watched as Super Saver moved toward the front, and by the time they got to the end of turn-two, Super Saver ran by, leading the pack.

Super Saver won the race, the bed of roses and the prize money.

Only at the Kentucky Derby can one spend $200 and 48 hours celebrating, see horses for all of five seconds, and still have it be one of the highlights of the year.

Check thelantern.com for a slideshow from the Jesse Owens Track Classic

aCCeptiNg appliCatioNs For Fall 2010

Senior Day setback: Buckeyes fall to Bellarmine in OT at the ‘Shoe evelyn cUrry Lantern reporter curry.238@osu.edu The Ohio State men’s lacrosse team (7-7) fell 14-13 to the Bellarmine University Knights (9-6) in overtime Saturday at Ohio Stadium. Unfortunately for eight Buckeyes, it was Senior Day and the last home game of the regular season.

“Certainly not the outcome you hope on Senior Day,” coach

Nick Myers said. “I’m proud of the way the kids fought, battling back when they were down, but 14 goals is too many.”

In the first half the Buckeyes and Knights were tied at 2-2.

The Buckeyes were on the board first with a goal from freshman Dominique Alexander. The Knights rallied back as they scored two goals in one minute.

Both teams struggled with scoring goals in the first half of the game and the Buckeyes were down 4-3 going into halftime.

It was not a matter of the Buckeyes having possession of the ball in the first half, as they outshot the Knights 41 to 34. On the other side, Buckeye senior goalie Brandon Freeman had 14 saves.

Both teams were much more aggressive in the third quarter, scoring a combined 10 goals.

This resulted in four ties and each team momentarily taking a two-goal lead.

Despite four goals from Alexander and senior James

Green and a five-point game from rookie Logan Schuss, the Buckeyes couldn’t win it in overtime.

The four-goal game matched Green’s career high and gave him 100 points as a Buckeye.

“This was tough, the last time playing in the big ‘Shoe,” senior Mario Ventiquattro said. “I’m trying to soak it in right now.”

The Buckeyes will end their regular season on the road at noon Saturday against North Carolina in Chapel Hill.

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