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Terror ties bin Laden’s rise, demise Students share memories of September 11, 2001 & May 1, 2011

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LAUREN HALLOW Senior Lantern reporter hallow.1@osu.edu On the morning of Sept. 11, 2001, current Ohio State students were in sixth grade history classes, driving to school with their moms and hiding under windows in their schools. Fast forward almost a decade later, and those same students were sitting in front of their computers, watching as their social media feeds announced the death of a man that caused those events to be seared in their minds forever.

“I was in sixth grade, it was during morning meeting and I remember our teachers telling us we were going on lock-down so we all huddled in the classroom on the ˜ oor below the windows,” said Amanda Gibson, a thirdyear in zoology. “Once word got around that everything was safe, the buses came and we left school early, my parents explained what happened to me.”

In an announcement Sunday night that many said will be as memorable as when the World Trade Center towers fell, President Barack Obama announced to the nation and the world that Osama bin Laden, the leader of al-Qaida and mastermind behind the 9/11 terrorist attacks, was dead.

“I was studying and found out on Twitter,” Gibson said. “After that, we turned on the news and watched Obama’s speech. Then I listened to cars beeping, people screaming and music playing after that. But I had to continue studying.”

Michael Cox, a ÿrst-year in psychology, said he knew 9/11 was a big deal when he wasn’t allowed to go out to recess. He didn’t realize the gravity of the events until a few years later, he said. “(Bin Laden) was the poster child of 9/11, essentially,” Cox said.

“I think (his death) deÿnitely brings a lot of closure, and I think there’s going to be a lot of families happy that he is dead.”

Although Cox was in bed by the time of Obama’s late-night televised

speech conÿrming bin Laden’s capture and death, other students heard the news and found ways to commemorate the monumental event.

Matt Keaton, a ÿrst-year in psychology and political science, was in his dorm room in Haverÿeld House discussing Obama’s announcement with other residents when he saw Facebook posts about students heading down to Mirror Lake.

Keaton, who jumped with some other students from his ˜ oor, described the scene as “insane” and said he believed students’ joy is directly related to the Americans’ anguish nearly a decade ago.

“I think that catching Osama has been something that’s been in the back of everyone’s minds since 9/11,” Keaton said. “They were waiting for this day to come.”

Keaton was in fourth grade, riding to school with his mom when he ÿrst heard of the events.

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Bin Laden’s legacy ‘will live far beyond the man’ MOLLY GRAY Managing editor for design gray.557@osu.edu Osama bin Laden was the face of an organization that radicalized roughly one-ÿfth of the Islamic faith, convincing young men and women to sacriÿce their lives for a fatwa — an Islamic religious ruling — in which he declared that the United States was evil and had to be taken down. As the world watched al-Qaida grow over the last 30 years, many wondered how he did it.

“No one else in al-Qaida has the charisma and the ability to hold that organization together as did Osama bin Laden,” said Peter Mansoor, associate professor in history and former executive ofÿcer to General David Petraeus.

With his death Sunday, the question now remains, what will become of the militant Islamic terrorist group?

Bin Laden’s “death does not mark the end of our effort,” President Barack Obama said on Sunday evening. “There’s no doubt that al-Qaida will continue to pursue attacks against us.”

The president announced Sunday evening that the United States found and killed bin Laden in Abbottabad, Pakistan. Bin Laden was the founder and leader of al-Qaida, which ofÿcially came into being in the 1980s and turned against the United States shortly thereafter.

The death of bin Laden “certainly is a blow to the psyche of the organization. There is no doubt about it. However in terms of the long-term viability of the organization it does very little,” said Jonathan Schanzer, vice president of research for the Foundation for the Defense of Democracies, based in

Washington, D.C., and a former counterterrorism analyst at the U.S. Department of the Treasury. “This is something that I think most Americans need to be very aware of.”

Bin Laden formed the radical, anti-Western group in Pakistan, the country in which he was killed 30 years later, despite the fact that he is a Saudi and his right-hand man, Dr. Ayman al-Zawahiri, is Egyptian.

Bin Laden ÿnanced the group from his personal funds as the son of an oil tycoon.

“Bin Laden was very wise in the way that he constructed his organization in terms of its survivability,” Schanzer told The Lantern.

The group originated with a structure similar to that of a corporation, with bin Laden and his close advisers at the top. Subsequently the organization fostered autonomous organizations throughout the Middle East that supported the anti-Western and anti-capitalist ideology of al-Qaida but had local objectives. Finally, bin Laden and the organization were successful in radicalizing individuals and small cells that now act independently of the corporate structure.

“If you think about these layers that have been created over time, the legacy of bin Laden will live far beyond the man himself,” Schanzer said.

His death as the ideological center and commanding leader leaves a gaping hole in the operation. Most experts, including Schanzer, believe that Ayman Al-Zawahiri, will become the next leader of the militant group.

“He has been making more of the statements after attacks and failed attacks by the al-Qaida network and he probably knows more about the operations from the top than anyone,” Schanzer said.

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ETHAN GRAVES / Lantern photographer

Ohio State students celebrate at Mirror Lake early Monday morning after learning of Osama bin Laden’s death.

Some students elated, others frustrated over celebrations of bin Laden’s death WHITNEY KINDELL AND JENELLE COOPER Lantern reporters kindell.14@osu.edu and cooper.1995@osu.edu Just past midnight on Sunday, thousands of Ohio State students celebrated the death of Osama bin Laden. While some jumped in Mirror Lake or set off ÿreworks, others were disappointed with the reactions of their classmates.

“I mean, I think it’s a good thing. That’s what our military is for, to eliminate threats and obviously, (bin Laden) was a threat, but most of those students who jumped last night were not directly involved with 9/11,” said Greg Lavins, a second-year in

French and sociology. “It’s kind of sad celebrating someone’s death with beers and Facebook photos.

Someone died. We killed someone.”

From a psychological perspective, the jubilation was not a surprise and could mirror OSU sports, said assistant professor of psychology Kentaro Fujita.

“With his assassination … it kind of represents, symbolically I guess, for many people a tangible sign that people are making progress,” Fujita said. “This has been the goal of the United States for some time. I think for a lot of people, given how important this goal has been for the country, their celebration

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campus Some worry bin Laden death could make US ally an enemy ANUSREE GARG AND MOLLY GRAY Lantern reporter and managing editor for design garg.30@osu.edu and gray.557@osu.edu

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Mirror Lake and the surrounding area show no sign of wear Monday evening after students celebrated the death of Osama bin Laden by jumping into the lake early Monday morning.

Unplanned patriotic plunge leaves Mirror Lake unscathed LAUREN BROWN Lantern reporter brown.3978@osu.edu

“There’s no actual damage at this time,” French said.

“There is a little damage to the pump in the fountain, but that’s from a previous incident.”

Morman said the campus police department had to bring in extra ofÿcers to help monitor the growing crowd. He said the campus police received a call at about 11:50 p.m. Sunday about ÿreworks and a large crowd.

French said he didn’t hear about the event until Monday morning. He said the activity was a spontaneous reaction to the news.

Coco Kneisly, an administrative support services manager, said no harm was done to the infrastructure at Mirror Lake.

“Overall, indications were that there was nothing damaged,” Kneisly said. “All of the reports from all the folks is there is no damage.”

On Nov. 22, The Lantern reported the clean up after the Mirror Lake jump during Beat Michigan Week usually costs OSU about $20,000.

“Typically, that draws a lot more people,” French said.

“Some of the grass around the area is trampled, but nothing needs to be replaced at this time.”

Thousands of Ohio State students ˜ ocked to Mirror Lake in response to President Barack Obama’s announcement of Osama bin Laden’s death.

Patriotic songs and chants ÿlled the air around midnight Sunday as students showed their patriotism and plunged into the lake.

Deputy Chief Richard Morman of OSU Police said the crowd started with about 250 students but quickly swelled to thousands as the word spread about Obama’s announcement.

At the height of the gathering, Morman said there were almost 4,000 people in the crowd. Before calling in reinforcements, there were four ofÿcers and one lieutenant on duty.

“There was no additional cost,” Morman said.

OSU called in more on-duty ofÿcers to help with crowd control, Morman said.

At about 1:00 a.m. Monday, Morman said police shut down a few surface streets because of heavy pedestrian trafÿc.

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The immediate consequences of President Barack Obama’s Sunday night announcement that Osama bin Laden had been killed were evident all across the country — sighs of relief, cheers of joy and songs of patriotism.

The long-term consequences of the president’s announcement are yet to surface, however.

One concern is the effect the United States’ actions during the mission to take out bin Laden might have on relations with Pakistan, a major non-NATO ally of the U.S. “Over the years, I’ve repeatedly made clear that we would take action within Pakistan if we knew where bin Laden was,” Obama said. “That is what we’ve done. But it’s important to note that our counterterrorism cooperation with Pakistan helped lead us to bin Laden and the compound where he was hiding. Indeed, bin Laden had declared war against Pakistan as well and ordered attacks against the Pakistani people.”

Romin Iqbal, staff attorney at the Columbus chapter of the Council on American-Islamic Relations, welcomed the news of bin Laden’s death.

“Justice was certainly served by his death,” Iqbal said. Although al-Qaida retaliation “is a possibility, our hope is that nothing will happen.”

Though Obama eluded to cooperation from Pakistani ofÿcials, John Mueller, an Ohio State professor in political science and the Woody Hayes Chair of National Security Studies, said he thinks Pakistani ofÿcials are looking out for their own interests.

Mueller said Pakistanis think of Pakistan as No. 1 in the same manner Americans think of the United States as No. 1. “(Pakistan) is not particularly interested in losing lives to help American foreign policy,” Mueller said. “(They are) not willing to do the U.S. any favors, especially if it costs them money and lives.”

The Embassy of the Islamic Republic of Pakistan released a statement on their website in which they said “Pakistan has played a signiÿcant role in efforts to eliminate terrorism. We have had extremely effective intelligence sharing arrangements with several intelligence agencies including that of the U.S. We will continue to support international efforts against terrorism.”

He also said the Pakistani Military Academy’s proximity to the compound where bin Laden was found and killed is “suspicious.” “(The proximity) makes the Pakistani government and army look a little foolish,” Mueller said.

Mueller said Pakistan’s hostility toward the U.S. is already strong. “(Bin Laden’s death) won’t make it better or, really, any worse,” Mueller said.

Peter Mansoor, an associate professor in history and former executive ofÿcer to General David Petraeus in the army, disagrees.

“Given that (the U.S.) didn’t coordinate the strike with the Pakistanis and the fact that his location turns out to be 1,000 (yards) away from a military academy in Pakistan obviously strains the relationship,” Mansoor said. “We’ll have to wait and see how this all plays out in the end.”

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OSU names nursing dean, wellness officer nominee President E. Gordon Gee and Provost Joseph A. Alutto announced the nomination of Bernadette M. Melnyk as Dean for the College of Nursing and Associate Vice President for Health Promotion and Chief Wellness Ofÿcer.

Melnyk is currently the Dean of Arizona State University’s College of Nursing and Health innovation. Melnyk holds a doctorate in clinical nursing research and a post-master’s certiÿcation as a psychiatric/mental health nurse practitioner from the University of Rochester, a master’s degree in nursing from the University of Pittsburgh and a bachelor’s degree in nursing from West Virginia University.

“Dr. Melnyk is a widely recognized expert in evidence-based practice, intervention research and child and adolescent mental health,” Alutto wrote in an April 29 statement.

Before taking her role at ASU, Melnyk began her career in academia in 1992 as a faculty member at the University of Rochester. She later became the associate dean for research and the director of the Center for Research & Evidenced-Based Practice and Pediatric Nurse Practitioner Program in the School of Nursing at Rochester.

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Strike against US is ‘very real’ possibility, expert says Though there are others, like Yemeni Anwar al-Awlaki, who is the leader of an al-Qaida franchise group in the Arabian Peninsula, who might also step into leadership positions, Schanzer and other analysts leave open the possibility that the organization might completely change in structure as well.

Other experts stress that the change has more to do with the psyche of the group than anything else.

“The importance of bin Laden’s death is more psychological — the enemies of Islam-ism feel empowered, the Jihadists themselves feel awakened,” said Daniel Pipes, director for the Middle East Forum, a right-wing think tank located in Philadelphia. “What practical implications that will have, I can’t say. But the next few days will be important.”

Pipes told The Lantern that he believes that al-Qaida is a “shadow of itself” and no longer holds the organizational capabilities it once had.

“Overall, it’s a win for the enemies of Jihadism and a loss for the Jihadi movement, but it’s in the minds,” Pipes said.

The possibility of a retributive strike against the United States is very real, Schanzer said. But the real question is whether or not al-Qaida is currently capable of enacting such an attack.

One scenario would be that al-Qaida has sleeper cells in the United States or other parts of the world that have been inactive for years but were told to take action if some sort of major blow to the organization occurred.

“It all depends in whether the FBI, the Department of Homeland Security and other intelligence agencies have been able to cleanse the country of whatever al-Qaida elements have been here in the

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Students celebrating bin Laden’s death met with mixed reactions represents the celebration of achieving that goal much like when the football team wins.”

Though some students were upset with the celebrations, they were not surprised.

“It was just a typical OSU celebration,” said Amanda Ross, a third-year in fashion and retail studies. “I told my boyfriend, ‘I guarantee someone jumps into Mirror Lake.’”

In addition to the impromptu swim, ÿreworks could be heard around campus for hours after President Barack Obama announced the news of the al-Qaida leader’s death in an address to the nation Sunday.

Even if the celebration may be understandable from a psychological viewpoint, some students struggled to ÿnd reasons for joy.

“I’m disappointed in OSU,” said Pete Metz, a fourth-year in political science. “People just don’t understand. I’m relieved, but I can’t celebrate someone’s death. This isn’t (Victory in Japan Day), there are still terrorist threats, if not more. Those students just don’t understand. It’s kind of morbid.”

The discomfort some felt can best be explained by con˜ icting values, Fujita said.

“With some individuals, I think they may feel uncomfortable because on the one hand, it was a successful goal accomplishment, but on the other hand, the manner in which it was carried out and the goal itself may not be one which they were happy with,” he said.

Kate Haverland, a third-year in fashion and retail studies, echoed the opinions of her fellow students.

“I wasn’t shocked that students jumped,” she said. “It was just another excuse to celebrate, but what I want to know is where students are storing ÿreworks in the dorms.”

The celebration of students could be related to

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Lenz will return to her role as a faculty member in the doctoral nursing program at OSU when her term ends in September.

“Please join me in thanking Betty Lenz for her outstanding leadership as dean of the College of Nursing for the past 10 years,” Alutto said in his statement.

Melnyk will be OSU’s ÿrst chief wellness ofÿcer. Alutto said she will be the ÿrst to hold such a position at any

university.

Alutto said the creation of this position “sends a strong signal about Ohio State’s commitment and proactive approach to ensuring a healthy workforce and student body.”

Melnyk’s appointment will need to be approved by the OSU Board of Trustees and will come with a hefty price tag. Melnyk’s starting salary will be $395,000 a year, OSU spokesman Jim Lynch said.

Her predecessor made about $240,600 in 2010, according to collegiatetimes.com.

Melnyk could not be reached for comment.

The board will vote on last week’s nomination at its next meeting in late June. Assuming Melnyk wins board approval, her term will begin on Sept. 15.

Some argue bin Laden’s death is not end of terrorism “I didn’t really understand what was going on,” Keaton said. “The school day was fairly normal … but as soon as I got home, (my) family (was) around (the) TV, my mom and sister both got off work early.”

As that day went on, Keaton said he began to understand what happened.

On Sunday, with the help of social media, news of bin Laden’s death and the Mirror Lake jump spread quickly. At one point Sunday night, Mirror Lake trended worldwide on Twitter and garnered national attention on CNN. Other students found ways to celebrate without getting wet. Cory Spicer, a fourth-year in English, was at home when he ÿrst heard the news. He quickly gathered some friends and headed out to the bars for “victory shots.”

Spicer was in a seventh-grade shop class when he heard the 9/11 news.

“Teachers told us to stop working,” Spicer said. “(We) were sent back to homeroom classes.

We were excited because we thought we might get to go home early. Basically we sat and watched the news the rest of the day.

“What happened (Sunday) night was our goal, and target No. 1, and 10 years have passed so it’s still a big deal because we got him, but so much has happened,” Spicer said. “I’m happy we got him, but at the same time, there’s so many other concerns that we have. … We have Afghanistan, Iraq, there are so many things that came from this thing.”

immediate aftermath of 9/11 and have they been able to prevent further Jihadiis from coming onto our shores,” Schanzer said.

That communication between FBI, CIA and homeland security was something that was greatly criticized after the 9/11 attacks. Some people even believe that the attacks could have been prevented if there had been better communication between agencies about known terrorists.

Lawrence Wright, a fellow at the Center for Law and Security at New York University Law School, went so far as to call the communication a hindrance to justice in his widely popular book, “The Looming Tower: al-Qaeda and the Road to 9/11.”

FBI headquarters has requested that there be no comments made by local FBI on the matter at this time, according to an email from Harry Trombitas, a local special agent. However, the FBI website has been updated and now lists bin Laden as deceased.

Schanzer also said he believes Pakistan and Afghanistan and other countries in the Middle East will remain hospitable toward senior ofÿcials in al-Qaida, which will have a great effect on the viability of the group.

Media in Saudi Arabia, where the terrorist leader was born, said they hope this will be a step in ÿghting terrorism. Saudi News Today reported “Osama Bin Laden Killed by U.S. Raid on Compound, Obama Says.” Media in Yemen, bin Laden’s ethnic homeland, welcome his death as the beginning of the end of terror.

“The bottom line here is that the Jihadist ideology that was made famous by al-Qaida is not going anywhere,” Schanzer said. “While this was a big day for the United States and certainly a win in the larger scheme of things it was still one battle won a larger war that is going to be, I think, a part of the American renegade for quite some time.”

Jaime Ortega contributed to this story.

the self-esteem and the psychological phenomenon known as basking in re˜ ected glory, Fujita said.

“When people who are part of the same group to which you belong, when they accomplish something, we like to believe that it re˜ ects something about us as well,” Fujita said. “There may also be a self-esteem component because we like to align ourselves with successes that people of our group have had. … We feel joy and jubilation when we accomplish our own personal goals. We do the same thing when our groups accomplish their goals.”

Metz re˜ ected on his friends in the military and how they reacted to the news.

“They’re pleased, but it’s just another reminder that it’s not all settled,” he said. “If anything, we’re on heightened alert now. It’s a big deal.”

Some said they were excited OSU students made such a big deal out of the news.

“I think it’s cool that this matters so much to everyone and that it is on the same level as the Michigan game,” said Jessica McKean, a third-year in marketing.

Other students do not think reactions to a football game and a death should be on the same scale.

“I don’t understand. I mean, I am happy that it happened, but I’m not celebrating,” said Emma Morgan, a second-year in psychology. “I don’t think we should celebrate someone’s death.”

Though some students look at the reactions as a celebration of death, there may be other root causes, Fujita said.

“Are they celebrating because they think it is over or because they think we have reached a signiÿcant milestone?” he said. “So there may be some misunderstandings among people. Even though we are all celebrating, the reasons why we are celebrating may be very different for different people.”

Blake Williams contributed to this story.

Allison Brogan, a graduate student in theatre, was already at the bar and watched Obama’s announcement at the Scarlet and Grey Cafe near Lane Avenue and High Street, where the bar’s live band erupted into song about bin Laden’s death.

Not everyone agreed that Sunday night was a cause for celebration, however. Emily Vargas, a ÿrst-year graduate student in counseling, said she was “surprised” at how many people rejoiced in bin Laden’s murder.

“I don’t like the idea of someone celebrating a death,” Vargas said. “I know it’s complicated … but I just don’t think it’s the best way to respond.”

Keaton said he was aware of the backlash against the late-night partying, but countered that students weren’t “necessarily celebrating death” as much as they were celebrating “justice” for those that 9/11 affected.

Deb Schipper, a program coordinator at the Student Wellness Center, was working at OSU on 9/11 and remembered watching the Twin Towers fall live on TVs at the old Ohio Union. She said that while images of the attack have done a lot of “damage” and make her emotional even to this day, people shouldn’t connect 9/11 to bin Laden’s death because there is still more work to be done.

“Probably even more motivated terrorists are now willing to sacriÿce themselves in all kinds of ways that we can’t even comprehend,” Schipper said. “It’s naïve to think that we actually changed anything by killing this guy.”

David Gerad, Tom O’Neill and Jenelle Cooper contributed to this story.

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In 50 years, when I look back at the historical moment that was President Barack Obama announcing the death of Osama bin Laden, three things will come to mind for me: the president’s speech, the spontaneous celebrations that commenced on campus and, most of all, Twitter.

Sometimes, it takes an event with the magnitude of Sunday night’s announcement to make us realize and understand the potential of new technology around us, and that’s exactly what bin Laden’s death did.

I first learned that Obama would be unexpectedly addressing the nation on Sunday night thanks to various tweets that appeared on my Twitter timeline about a half-hour before his announced 10:30 p.m. speech was scheduled to begin. Most of the tweets weren’t serious in nature, suggesting the Obama was announcing alien attacks or a venture into a stand-up comedy career thanks to his speech at the White House correspondent’s dinner a night earlier. However, others also noted the unusualness of the President of the United States addressing the nation at such a late hour on a Sunday evening.

Then the news of bin Laden’s death broke, and it broke on Twitter, as Keith Urbahn, the chief of staff for former defense secretary Donald Rumsfeld, posted, “So I’m told by a reputable person they have killed Osama Bin Laden. Hot damn.”

History will show that arguably the biggest news in

BEN AXELROD axelrod.17@osu.edu our country since Saddam Hussein was captured in 2003 wasn’t broken by a major news outlet, but was instead first announced by a wellconnected source who we had direct access to thanks to the developments of social media.

I first learned of bin Laden’s death thanks to a Facebook post by The Lantern’s editor-inchief Zack Meisel that stated “Jack Bauer had to disappear after Season 8 of 24, and now we captured/killed bin Laden?

Coincidence? I think not...”

Meisel’s joking Facebook status obviously wasn’t enough for me to believe that bin Laden had in fact been killed, but instead of turning on CNN or searching for the news on Google for confirmation, as I would have a mere five years ago, I instead simply entered “bin Laden” into my Twitter search bar, where hundreds of tweets per second popped up reacting to Urbahn’s tweet and growing speculation.

Although it is noteworthy that news of bin Laden’s death broke on Twitter, it seems like a fake celebrity death trends on Twitter daily. Tweets don’t have the credibility to be a reliable news source (and they never will), but what really showed the power of social media on Sunday night was the reaction to the news when major news outlets confirmed bin Laden’s death almost a half-hour later.

As the news of bin Laden’s death spread, it was hard to blink without a new tweet popping up with reaction to the news. On Sunday, Twitter was no longer just a narcissistic way for people to let people who don’t care know what they’re doing, but was instead a news ticker with instant reaction to the news being displayed in real time.

Every angle of the bin Laden death was explored via Twitter on Sunday night. Tweets were posted supporting our troops.

Tweets were posted making jokes about how bin Laden was captured and how former President George W. Bush was feeling. Tweets were posted about the effect that the news could have on gas prices and airport security.

On Sunday night, Twitter gave its users access to information, commentary, jokes, speculation and patriotism.

There will always be dangers of social media and new technology, but on Sunday we got a glimpse at just how great they can be when used properly.

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Twitter is changing news If there was ever a time to join Twitter, now would be it.

Those were my sentiments exactly as I watched announcement of Osama bin Laden’s death play out on the social networking site, in 140 characters or less.

There I was, sprawled on the couch after Sunday dinner, enjoying the last night of my sister’s visit when I scrolled down my timeline to see one of my friend’s tweets about President Obama making a big announcement at 10:30 p.m., EST. While odd, I thought nothing of it and shamelessly went back to watching Star Jones and NeNe Leakes duke it out on “The Celebrity Apprentice.”

Moments later, the same message scrolled at the bottom of my TV screen and, like clockwork, I received an email from my editor. She was briefing us that Obama would be making a speech and wanted someone to cover the announcement and try to localize the story.

Having math homework due the next morning (that I promised I would finish after The Apprentice), I passed on the opportunity and went back to relaxing and periodically checking my tweets.

By then, word was out and people were buzzing.

Going with my better judgment, I switched from NBC to CNN to await the president’s announcement. Call it a sign of the times or politically ignorant, but I let Wolf Blitzer’s commentary fall on deaf ears as I continued to watch my followers piece together the story of the night.

Long before the president made his speech or even before the networks began to speculate bin Laden’s death, I began reading

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Twitter proves its worth with bin Laden coverage

CAMILLE TRAVIS travis.77@osu.edu tweets from reputable sources that the United States had killed bin Laden and were in possession of his body.

Donald Rumsfeld’s former chief of staff, Keith Urbahn, tweeted: “So I’m told by a reputable person they have killed Osama Bin Laden. Hot damn.”

As a journalism student, I am supposed to believe rumors are rumors and to take any tweet with a grain of salt.

I estimate there were at least five minutes of bin Laden death talk on Twitter before any network picked up the speculation. Five minutes might not seem like a long time, but in the world of journalism, life can change in a second. I’m sure correspondents got word of his death but were reluctant to announce it because of network reputations and source checking.

One slip-up could threaten the reliability of an entire network.

But none of that matters on Twitter, and therein lies its power.

As history played out in the next few hours, Obama announced the death. Analysts weighed in. Buckeyes jumped in Mirror Lake. Tweets surged.

Twitter reported that at the

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peak of the news, more than 5,000 tweets were sent per second. Whether they were tweets of American support, fear for national security, Obama solidifying his second term or jokes that bin Laden was “the 2001-2011 Hide-n-Go Seek World Champion,” Twitter’s community came together to communicate about one of the biggest moments in recent history.

But for those who still may be skeptical of the importance of Twitter in our society, consider Sohaib Athar.

CNN reports that Athar, an IT consultant in Abbottabad, Pakistan, first tweeted the details of an unknown raid. He stated: “Helicopter hovering above Abbottabad at 1AM (is a rare event).” This raid would ultimately turn into the capturing and death of the face of terrorism.

I can’t say that Twitter is the most important source of media we have today, but I can say that I am convinced and confident that it deserves more credit that it gets. Sure, it’s a vehicle for rumors, bad humor and self-proclaimed critics, but aside from that, I affirm that Twitter, like any other media, is a vital source for sharing and receiving information when used properly.

I wouldn’t get my breaking news from TMZ.com, much less from Justin Bieber’s Twitter account.

But I would take heed to a tweet from @AP (The Associate Press), @andersoncooper or Roland Martin. You know, the people who actually tweet things that affect our daily lives.

So get familiar. Because after last night’s episode, it’s safe to say Twitter isn’t going anywhere.

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student voice sunday a night of #winning Bush deserves credit, too They are the questions we will all ask ourselves at some point in the future: Where were you when your heard Osama bin Laden was killed and what were you doing?

For many Ohio State students, the answer to that question is jumping in Mirror Lake. But before we get into the events that ensued at OSU, it is important to realize the magnitude of Sunday’s event. As I talked to those around me, people wondered if bin Laden’s death was really a big deal, and what its significance was.

In the long term, May 1, 2011, does not mean much, but the glorification behind that night is important. It proved to be a form of closure for Americans after the events of September 11, 2001. Also, Barack Obama’s speech worked twofold. It created a wave of national pride, much like that immediately after 9/11, and it completed a dark chapter in American history.

It should be noted that Obama taking responsibility for these actions is extremely encouraging.

In Sunday night’s speech he did not hesitate to tell the American people that he was responsible for finally finding bin Laden. He said he made it a priority to do so when he took office, and that he followed leads en route to the end result.

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While the Mirror Lake celebration of Osama bin Laden’s death might have been enjoyable for the many people who attended Sunday night, it should serve only as a brief pause in a much larger scheme.

I was there, I saw the more than 1,000 people celebrating jumping in, and belting out the National Anthem, God Bless America, and even a clever remix of “We Don’t Give A Damn...” I won’t repeat the rest.

A student I talked to said it’s something you’ve got to see to believe. That about summed it up: Seeing Ohio State students come together to celebrate a notorious man’s death. Whether you believed it patriotic and saying “thank you” to all the armed forces, or foolish and perhaps an overreaction, it was something to see.

But like I said, it was a brief pause of celebration, nothing else.

It took almost 10 years for us to kill the man held responsible for the 9/11 attacks that shocked the country, and many experts, including President Barack Obama and his staff, have noted the War on Terror is not over. Not even close.

TODD AVERY avery.82@osu.edu What does this mean for us as college students?

At the immediate level, all of America is now on raised alert; the FBI has issued alerts as precaution and fear of possible backlash attacks on America for killing the leader of al-Qaida.

But there is a much broader, long-term impact on us.

Several years after the 9/11 attacks and the War on Terror began, we as Americans started to fall into a lull about it all. These past few years, I would venture to guess there were not too many of us at OSU worried about what bin Laden and al-Qaida were

doing at that exact moment in time.

Now, with the leader dead, we might even think we can stay in that lull.

We shouldn’t.

We must be prepared for whatever might happen after our college years. Twenty years from now, we could be replaying this all over again, just with a differently named leader and group.

The threat of terrorism globally and here in America is something that could carry on for a very long time. Something we will have to be aware of and face possibly all of our lives. It may not be what people want to hear after what many believe a major victory, but it’s a very possible reality.

Most of us were too young to fully understand the implications of 9/11 when it happened and what it meant for our future.

That is not the case anymore.

We are old enough to realize bin Laden’s death was not the fairy tale ending.

All it did was mark the ending of one chapter, and the next one is about to begin.

The death of Osama bin Laden happened at a very convenient time for President Barack Obama.

Recently, there has been debate over Obama’s birthplace, gas prices are soaring to more than $4 a gallon and his approval rating recently was down to 43 percent, according to the Gallup poll, compared to his 67 percent approval rating in January of 2009.

And now the U.S. has killed one of the most dangerous men in the world, the mastermind behind the 9/11 massacre.

Obama said in his address to the nation that this was “the most significant achievement to date in our nation’s efforts to defeat al-Qaida.”

This was great timing for Obama, and I commend him for finishing what former President George W. Bush started, even though the latter was heavily criticized.

The death of this terrible man, bin Laden, has brought our country together and seems to have unified the Democratic and Republican Parties for the time being.

However, I fear this gives approval to a president who, in my opinion, has done less than an adequate job thus far other than to recently restore morale.

As of April 2011, Gallup

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ALEX KOPILOW Lantern columnist kopilow.1@osu.edu

His statements are encouraging because it took him a little more than two years to accomplish the mission president George W. Bush could not do in his eight years as commander in chief.

There is still a lot to be done, and the War on Terror is not over. But take a moment and enjoy this small victory of a big war.

Obama was able to inspire his nation in a time of energy dependence, a national deficit and amidst a war that seemed to only bring debt, death and no positive results.

On a college campus, it is easy to say that everyone rallied around our nation and recognized what our troops accomplished. Frankly, several students could rally around anything that made a Sunday night fun. But the truth is in the pudding.

More than 40,000 fans chanted U-S-A at Sunday night’s MLB match up between the New York Mets and the Philadelphia Phillies. Twitter exploded and proved why it should be taken seriously as a medium. On our own campus, fireworks were set off and something other than a sports rivalry prompted thousands of students to jump into Mirror Lake.

I will end my rant in the same corny manner our president ended his speech. God bless America, support our troops and for Twitter nation: America #winning.

JESSE O’NEILL oneill.134@osu.edu polls show that 55 percent of Americans still believe we are in a recession or depression. This is more than half of Americans who believe our economy is still severely struggling. The unemployment rate is 8.8 percent, according to the Bureau of Labor Statistics.

I don’t think morale trumps the current state of our country here at home.

Yes, it is a time of celebration.

Yes, I am extremely happy the families of 9/11 have received some solace from this terrible man finally meeting his demise.

And yes, I think it’s great our country is unified for the time being.

But I don’t think Obama should be re-elected in 2012.

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reported that bin Laden’s body has been buried at sea. Convenient as well? This burial was performed to uphold Islamic tradition, and the U.S. decided to perform this ritual.

I’m not sure why the U.S. decided it was necessary to properly bury the terrorist who is responsible for nearly 3,000 deaths on U.S. soil.

According to washingtontimes.com, in 2008 former CIA agent Robert Baer said, “Of course he is dead,” speaking of bin Laden.

There has also been speculation that bin Laden’s body has been kept on ice for the past decade or so. Radio host Alex Jones reported in 2002 that, according to a source, bin Laden’s death was waiting to be announced at the “most politically expedient” time.

However, take that with a grain of salt. There are many conspiracy theories; this just happens to be one circulating that coincides with the recent news of bin Laden’s death.

If you are going to praise Obama for this huge victory, then please praise former president Bush as well because, in my opinion, they have the same foreign policy, and the “War on Terror” originated with Bush.

What do you think about the death of Osama bin Laden?

Chime in on thelantern.com.

The World as a Hologram The Ohio State University Department of Physics presents the

49th Annual Smith Lecture Tuesday, May 3, 2011 8 p.m.

131 Hitchcock Hall 2070 Neil Avenue

Black holes have provided us some of the deepest puzzles in science. Thirty-five years ago, Stephen Hawking stunned the world with his claim that Einstein’s theory of gravity was incompatible with quantum theory.

Many people have struggled to resolve this problem, and in the process discovered fundamentally new notions about how space, time, and matter are to be understood.

In particular, it appears that the world is “holographic” in the sense that data on a two-dimensional screen can describe all the information in any three-dimensional volume.

Leonard Susskind Felix Bloch Professor of Physics Stanford University

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Leonard Susskind is the Felix Bloch Professor of Physics at Stanford University and director of the Stanford Institute for Theoretical Physics. His research interests include string theory, quantum field theory, quantum statistical mechanics, and quantum cosmology. Professor Susskind is a recipient of the Pregel Award from the New York Academy of Science (1975), the J.J. Sakurai Prize of the American Physical Society (1998), and the 2008 Los Angeles Times Book Prize in Science and Technology for The Black Hole War: My Battle with Stephen Hawking to Make the World Safe for Quantum Mechanics. Professor Susskind is a member of the National Academy of Sciences and the American Academy of Arts and Sciences.

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Montego Glover (left) and Chad Kimball (right) perform in ‘Memphis.’ A film version of a live performance of the show screened in Columbus over the weekend.

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Bright lights, skilled voices and sharp choreography are all common in successful Broadway shows, but for one hit musical, there is no need to pack up and head to New York City.

Last weekend, a ÿlm version of the live performance of “Memphis,” a Tony Awardwinning musical, played on 530 screens nationwide.

The musical depicts the blossoming yet forbidden relationship between white DJ Huey Calhoun and black singer Felicia Farrell in Memphis, Tenn., during the 1950s.

The presentation of the show began with a behind-the-scenes look at the production of “Memphis,” and The Lantern was able to interview the crew members.

David Bryan, the musical’s composer and keyboardist for Bon Jovi, said the musical had a message about racism that spoke to him.

“I know one thing: (the show) wasn’t entertainment for entertainment’s sake,” he said.

Joe DiPietro, who wrote the book “Memphis” is based on, “I Love You, You’re Perfect, Now Change,” said he was pleased with the show from the beginning.

“The ÿrst performance of ‘Memphis,’ the audience loved it,” DiPietro said.

“Eighty percent of the time we made it better from night to night.”

Matt Kaplowitz, the sound producer for the ÿlming of “Memphis,” said they “can take the sound of a Broadway show so close to the real thing that people forget they’re not in a Broadway theater.”

A group of moviegoers went to see the show because of a friend’s recommendation.

“I think that the sound’s better ... They did a really good job of mixing it. You don’t feel like you’ve lost anything,” Peter Boyuk said. “In fact, I feel like we gained something. For example, the sirens coming in from behind you.”

Gus Flichia said he’s seen many shows on Broadway, but this was his ÿrst time seeing one in a movie theater.

“I’m really surprised,” he said. “You get to see the different angle views and everything. Where when you’re in the theater you have to watch and do your own angling.”

Mary Mahaffey said she enjoyed the different camera angles as well.

“I thought it was just going to be a single camera,” she said. “I’m thrilled with the production of it. It’s great.”

Flichia did have one complaint about the production.

“I’ll tell you one thing I didn’t like: all the talking at the beginning. They could have put that at the end if they wanted,” he said.

“I was ready to fast forward at that part.”

“Memphis” will tour to more than 30 cities in the U.S. starting in the title city this October. The musical will show in Columbus from May 29 to June 3, 2012, at the Ohio Theatre. Tickets cost $20.

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Which pop culture icons helped kill Osama bin Laden?

America has been abuzz since Sunday night when Twitter (and President Barack Obama) announced the death of world supervillain, Osama bin Laden.

When the news ÿrst broke, I immediately wondered what great American was responsible for this incredibly patriotic slaying.

Given bin Laden has been a hide-and-seek champion for nearly a decade, it’s clear that this work was not the product of mere mortals but rather pop culture’s greatest heroes.

After a day of re° ecting, I’ve narrowed down the list of potential good guys to ÿve patriots.

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ÿnding the “turrists,” it seems like something he could have taken personally. Bush isn’t poor, so I imagine he could have taken the Batman approach in ÿnding bin Laden. And come on, you can’t tell me you can’t see him riding through the Middle Eastern deserts on his horse, wearing his cowboy hat and yelling for the “turrists” to come out and face America’s wrath.

5. George W. Bush W. hasn’t had much to do for the last couple years, so until he can vouch for what he’s been doing lately, he seems like a plausible candidate. Considering he built much of his platform on

4. Nancy Drew For the sake of diversity, let’s include Nancy Drew. And this isn’t Title IX-like pandering, either. She could be a legitimate candidate here. Superwoman?

Too obvious. But Nancy Drew, a

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teenage female detective? They would never see it coming. While she probably couldn’t ÿght bin Laden to death, she could use the element of surprise and lure the bigs in to ÿnish the job.

3. Toby Keith Without America, Toby Keith has nothing to sing about.

Interest in Toby Keith might be dwindling, so much like Chris Brown’s recent window-shattering visit on “Good Morning America,” he may have resorted to a violent publicity stunt to get some media attention and sell records. Ever since he released the famous “Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue,” Keith has

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Honorable Mentions: Chuck Norris and the ‘JB’ superspies Popular picks on Twitter are Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer. Norris’ ability to trace the whereabouts of airplanes based on odors in the mud doesn’t lend well to tracking a man who likely hasn’t reached much higher altitude than the third story of his newly departed mansion in recent years.

While Jack Bauer has been free for a while now that “24” has been canceled, let’s face it: It would be totally cliché for the “24” star to kill yet another terrorist.

James Bond and Jason Bourne were also considered, but Bond was likely busy bedding chicks at the royal wedding and calling on Bourne, who will be played by some wuss not named Matt Damon in the upcoming Bourne reboot, isn’t a good idea.

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been itching to put a boot in someone’s ass, and bin Laden provided the perfect chance for Keith to test out his shoe size.

2. Rebecca Black I must admit this was not one of my original choices, but a co-worker convinced me otherwise. Rebecca Black may have legitimately accompanied the Navy SEALs in the operation.

I’m sure bin Laden isn’t a fan of Western culture, and I can’t even begin to guess how he would react to her “Friday” video.

Reports say bin Laden was shot in his left eye, but I doubt it. A trusty laptop with functional speakers cued up to “Friday”

probably made all of his senses simultaneously fail and caused his eyes to explode. I don’t even want to know what happened to his ears.

1. Dexter Morgan How bin Laden hasn’t been the villain on “Dexter” yet is beyond me. Everything ÿts so perfectly. Does anyone ÿt Dexter’s code better than bin Laden? And guess where bin Laden is buried: at sea, the same place Dexter puts his victims to rest. While I actually wish Dexter would have offed his own annoying sister before bin Laden, I think it’s safe to say that all the evidence points toward Dexter Morgan as the American patriot at hand.

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thelantern www.thelantern.com upcoming TUESDAY Baseball v. North Florida 6:35pm @ Columbus, Ohio

WEDNESDAY Softball v. Michigan 5pm & 7pm @ Ann Arbor, Mich.

Baseball v. North Florida 6:35pm @ Columbus, Ohio

THURSDAY Women’s Golf: NCAA Central Regional All Day @ Notre Dame, Ind. Men’s Lacrosse: ECAC Semifinals TBA @ Denver Men’s Volleyball: NCAA Semifinals TBA @ University Park, Pa. Women’s Lacrosse: ALC Tournament TBA @ Nashville, Tenn.

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The Prayer for America memorial was held before the New York Yankees returned to baseball Sept. 23, 2001. Major League Baseball halted play for almost 2 weeks following the 9/11 attacks on the World Trade Center.

FRIDAY Women’s Lacrosse: ALC Tournament TBA @ Nashville, Tenn.

Women’s Golf: NCAA Central Regional All Day @ Notre Dame, Ind. Men’s Track: Campbell/Wright Invitational 3:30pm @ Akron, Ohio

Men’s Track: Oregon Twilight 9pm @ Eugene, Ore.

SATURDAY Women’s Lacrosse: ALC Tournament TBA @ Nashville, Tenn.

Women’s Golf: NCAA Central Regional All Day @ Notre Dame, Ind. Men’s Volleyball: NCAA Championship 9pm @ University Park, Pa. Men’s Lacrosse: ECAC Championship TBA @ Denver Men’s Track: Campbell/Wright Invitational 11am @ Akron, Ohio Baseball v. Illinois 4:05pm @ Champaign, Ill. Softball v. Michigan State 6pm @ Columbus, Ohio

SUNDAY Women’s Lacrosse: ALC Tournament TBA @ Nashville, Tenn.

Baseball v. Illinois 2:05pm @ Champaign, Ill.

mich ael periatt Lantern reporter periatt.1@osu.edu Nine. One. One. It was almost too fitting.

In the ninth inning of Sunday’s baseball game between the Philadelphia Phillies and the New York Mets, the score was tied, 1-1. That’s when the chanting started.

“U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A,” the sold-out Philadelphia crowd chanted.

In the city that drafted the Constitution of the United States of America and the Declaration of Independence, a crowd of 45,713 exalted over the

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America rallies behind pastime news that al-Qaida leader and mastermind behind the 9/11 attacks, Osama bin Laden, was killed by an American attack.

The demonstration of American patriotism was another example of the baseball diamond being a forum for Americans to unite and react to national news.

“In the middle of a 1-1 ballgame, everyone stopped cheering about baseball and started cheering about something that has happened in politics,” Ohio State sophomore pitcher Brett McKinney said.

“Stuff like that makes you proud to be an American.”

But this isn’t the first time the sport of baseball has dealt with American history. On Oct. 30, 2001, former President George W. Bush took the mound

for game three of the World Series in Yankee Stadium to throw out the ceremonial first pitch. With the entire nation, and especially the city of New York, still in a state of shock from the terrorist attacks less than two months prior, Bush fired a firm strike.

Just as in Philadelphia, “U-S-A,” chants filled the New York night as many felt the pitch symbolized the strength of America in the face of adversity.

“I just think it was a moment when the country needed a shoulder to lean on,” OSU sophomore catcher Steel Russell said. “George Bush came out and he threw that strike, and everyone kind of rallied behind him and realized it was a terrible thing

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Memory of Senn lives on without Crew Pat Brenn an Senior Lantern reporter brennan.164@osu.edu For the first time in the 10-year history of the Ohio State men’s soccer team’s annual Connor Senn Memorial Match, the Columbus Crew won’t be playing.

The Crew have designated their July 26 match against the English Premier League’s Newcastle United as this season’s unpaid game.

Crew technical director Brian Bliss said an additional non-league match, including the Connor Senn Memorial Match, would cost the club $10,000 because of the Major League Soccer Players Union’s most recently ratified collective-bargaining agreement, which stipulates that MLS clubs can schedule only one non-league “free game” per season.

“Anything after that, we have to pay our players,” Bliss said. “It comes down to a matter of resources and how the club wants to spend its resources.”

The Crew competed in each of the previous nine editions of the match, which honors Connor Senn, a former OSU player who died Sept. 26, 2001, from a congenital heart defect during a game against Akron. With the Crew opting not to participate in this year’s event, the Buckeyes will instead host the Dayton Dutch Lions of the USL Pro league in today’s match.

Crew defender Danny O’Rourke, a childhood friend and teammate of Senn’s, told The Lantern that he and other Crew players have committed to playing a small role in today’s festivities.

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Ohio State players shake hands with the Columbus Crew following the 9th annual Connor Senn Memorial Match on May 4, 2010. The Crew defeated OSU, 4-0.

Sports provide hope, comfort, unity to nation in wake of terrorist attacks SPORTS Columnist

JOE LOMBARDI lombardi.65@osu.edu

I love sports, and I always have.

They have been there for me through the good and bad. No matter what, I could count on turning on ESPN or ABC and wasting hours.

Even at our lowest, they give us hope.

Sept. 11, 2001, was no exception.

The terrorist attacks halted the nation. Many were gripped with fear and uncertainty.

The healing needed to start

somewhere. For many, it was on the field.

I will never forget what I saw when play resumed. Whether it was on the collegiate or professional level, the stadiums and arenas brought about comfort for many.

Players greeted New York police officers, firemen and military personnel. Teams wore flags on uniforms; there were flyovers at stadiums and tears in the eyes of all.

It seemed almost like the

coaches and athletes said to those affected, “You are doing all that you can; now let us do what we can.”

The New York Yankees went to the World Series, and many rooted for them. Even those of us who hate the Yankees wanted to see New York rebound in the best way. Even so, the Yankees lost to the Arizona Diamondbacks.

The New England Patriots won the Super Bowl in January, but we are not going into all the

conspiracy theories because that would take too long. We cannot forget the halftime show, with the names of those who died in the attacks cascading down a large banner while U2 performed. A flag that was at Ground Zero was even brought out for the national anthem.

Fast-forward to now.

With the NFL lockout drama, the possibility of a lockout in the NBA and the Ohio State scandal, sports fans think all is hopeless.

Then, the Sunday evening

speech from President Barack Obama came.

Osama bin Laden is dead.

Suddenly, we forget about the arguing, the bickering between players and owners. Suddenly, we remember all that happened 10 years ago.

Sports were there for us then; they must be there for us now.

For those fighting, there is still a long, hard road ahead.

The threat of terrorism is still

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sports

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Fans show their patriotism during the Prayer for America memorial held before the new York Yankees game on Sept. 23, 2001. Major League Baseball halted play following the 9/11 attacks on the World Trade center.

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Ohio State defender David Tiemstra looks to send the ball downfield during the 9th annual connor Senn Memorial Match on May 4, 2010. The columbus crew defeated OSU, 4-0.

Senn from 1B

Meaning of the game ‘got lost in the process’ “Some of my buddies like Will Hesmer, Chad Marshall and Duncan Oughton will be out there mingling with the crowd and signing autographs,” O’Rourke said.

O’Rourke said he is disappointed the Crew won’t be participating on the field.

“I think the whole cause of the game got lost in the process,” O’Rourke said. “The whole point is to celebrate soccer in Columbus, to celebrate the best college team in Columbus and the best pro team. It’s just sad that it gets lost.”

OSU athletic department spokeswoman Alissa Clendenen said there were several factors involved in the Crew’s decision not to play in the match.

“We have definitely enjoyed the ongoing partnership with the Crew the last nine years, and are disappointed for it to change, but excited to play the Dayton Dutch Lions,” she said in an email to The Lantern.

Crew coach Robert Warzycha said he hopes his team will return to the memorial match in the future.

“We’ve been participating in the game for so many years,” he said. “We have to make sure we find time, and, whatever happens, hopefully participate next year.”

The 10th annual Connor Senn Memorial Match will kick off at 7 p.m. at Jesse Owens Memorial Stadium.

Sports provide a stage for history that happened but it’s time to rebuild. It’s time to move on. I think that was kind of a moment where, because it was tied in with baseball, we all came together.”

Almost 10 years later, America again reacted around the sport that’s routinely called its pastime.

“I think it’s cool that it started there with George

Hope from 1B

Sports have a responsibility to continue to guide, play there, and we still have friends and family members in harm’s way. Many people reading this right now can think of a loved one serving somewhere in the Middle East.

Now, sports must do it again.

They must bring us together, fix things and help us move on. Regardless of what the labor or

Bush and that it ended there last night with baseball again,” Russell said. “I think that’s a really special thing and a really special moment that people will never forget.”

In a moment that had nothing to do with sports, America used sports as its stage.

“Baseball is part of the great American tradition,” senior pitcher Drew Rucinski said. “It’s been around for pretty much all of the historic moments.

Baseball is there, and it was kind of fitting when that happened (in Philadelphia).”

contract arguments are, sports must uphold their end.

And this is not only about the leagues continuing to play. It is about the United Service Organization tours, where many who are deployed do not get to watch their favorite teams often, and hope to spend just a few minutes with their favorite coaches and players. It is about the flyovers, the national anthem and the notion that we are all taught when growing up: Never quit.

Everyone fights. No one quits. It’s happening on the fields of war, and it must continue to happen on the fields of play.

Will You? What will you do?

Come to Capital University. It’s the smart way to spend your summer.

Capital’s Summer Institute in Science and Mathematics is an accelerated program that’s designed to help you complete a full year of coursework in just eight weeks. It’s a unique program that attracts motivated students from schools all over the country.

Summer Institute classes meet five times a week and delve deep into subjects like: • Organic chemistry • General chemistry • Physics • Calculus • Biochemistry

We believe.

You will.

Summer Institute In Science and Mathematics

Classes and laboratories are taught by high-quality faculty who know you.

Classrooms and labs are equipped with the latest computers and instrumentation.

Small class size.

Affordable tuition.

No matter what college or university you attend during the year, this program is a smart, stimulating and efficient way to earn math and science credits that are transferable.

The chemistry department is accredited by the American Chemical Society (ACS).

Are you up to the challenge? www.capital.edu/summerscienceinstitute

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No obligation! Audition, will 6 bedrooms Whole house. train! Pay totally open! Busline, 129 Chittenden. 2 Baths. Over privacy assured. Female pre3000 square feet. Parking. ferred. realpeoplenow@gmail.com $1650. 614‑419‑4407.

(614)268‑6944 65 E Patterson, big rooms, 4 levels, 2 baths, W/D, dishwasher, A/C Sept 1, 2011 call Debbie 937‑763‑0008 7 bedroom house for rent. $2000/month. 324 Buttles Ave. Dan (614)316‑3986. www.osurentals.com

Rooms 0 utilities, furnished rooms, flexible lease periods, super convenient location, 38 E. 17th Ave. Laundry, off‑street parking, $200‑$400/month. 296‑ 6304, 263‑1193.

Available now 14th Ave. Kitchen, laundry, parking, average $270/mo. Paid utilities, 296‑8353 or 299‑4521 Dead quiet near medical complex. Safe. Excellent, low noise/crime neighborhood, quiet serious tenants. OSU across the street. $350/month, no utilities. 614‑805‑4448.

Roommate Wanted Sharing 2 B/R Apt., completely and beautifully furnished, CA, parking, New carpeting, $350/mo. plus half utilities. Call owner: 718‑0790

Sublet Close to med school. Neil ave efficiency. $425/month.

Sublet to August 31st.

614‑439‑3283.

Summer Sublet available, 125 West Oakland Ave (just north of campus). You would be sharing a house with 4 other male students. email: manos.$2,400, 2250 Indianola, 5‑6 29@osu.edu #313‑590‑0354 BR, 3 baths, hardwood, NorthSteppe Realty 299‑4110 OhioStateRentals.com

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Healthy Pets of Wedgewood & Rome‑Hilliard are looking for Kennel & Reception help. Please apply in person at 4041 Attucks Drive Powell, Ohio 43319

help wanted. Small clinic.

Intern. $10/hr. Monday and Wednesday morning and Thursday evening. Contact 5clinic5@gmail.com.

High tech Co. needs pt/ft reps., IT personnel, and book keeper. Excellent wages.

E‑mail to nickpetruzzella@gmail.com with “resume” on subject line.

House CLEANING. Looking for hardworking, detailed oriented individuals to work 20‑30 hrs/week. $12/hr. Must have car.

Daytime hours only.

Please call (614)‑527‑1730 or email hhhclean@hotmail.com.

HOUSEcleaning $10.00/Hr + mileage + monthly bonus FT / PT / No Weekends Camp Counselors, 614.760.0911 male/female, needed for great MoreTimeForYou.com overnight camps in the mountains of PA. Have fun while working with children outdoors. Kennel Technician PosiTeach/assist with A&C, Aquat- tion. Immediate opening, duties ics, Media, Music, Outdoor including feeding, medicating, Rec, Tennis, & more. Office, walking, and general husSeeking self‑motiNanny, & Kitchen positions bandry. vated, animal loving, with an exavailable. Apply on‑line at cellent work ethic please apply www.pineforestcamp.com at 6868 Caine Road (just off of Sawmill Rd) or fax to Kat @ 614‑766‑2470. Must be availCustomer Service able evenings (3‑7) and weekend shifts. If you have quesLocal beverage distributor has tions, call 614‑766‑2222. an opening for part time help in its Customer Service DeINTERNS/COMPUTER partment. Available hours are LAB INTERNThurs/Friday 11am‑6pm and PROGRAMMER Saturday 830am‑230pm.Can- S/SALES rep positions availdidates must be dependable able immediately for Spring, with great communication Summer, Fall quarters. Please skills. Email resumes to H.Ol- visit our website at www.toxassociates.com for more informaberding@superiorbeveragetion. group.com EOE‑M/F/V/D LAB TECHNICIAN Environmental testing lab has Earn $15‑20 per hour plus full‑time/part‑time opening for sample technician. Must be commission.

Handing out fliers door to door. accurate and detail oriented.

Opportunity to learn in friendly 5 to 15 Hours per week. environment. Fax resume to: columbusres@certapro.com 299‑4002, mail to: AALI,1025 Concord Ave,Cols., 43212.

Female Dancers. No nu- EOE dity. Upscale gentlemen’s club looking for slim attractive fe- marketing intern/ males. No experience neces- Manegement experience. sary. Will train. Work part time Recriut and manage a team of hours and earn school money. other students. Handing out $100 guarantee.

Flexible fliers door to door. Earn $20 hours. Work around school per/hr. Openings for spring , schedule. Apply in person at summer, and fall. E‑mail 2830 Johnstown Rd. dgoodman@certapro.com.

Graeters Ice Cream is now hiring production assistants to make the best pies and cakes in Columbus. Flexible FT and PT hours available. Up to $9/hr. If you are interested in working in a fun, fast‑paced environment with flexible scheduling. Contact @ 2555 Bethel Rd, or call 614‑442‑0622 ext 252, or email colproduction@graeters.com.

Specify Production Assistant @ the top of application.

###! Part‑Time Call Center Position, 5 Minutes from campus along #2 bus line. Part time afternoons & evenings.

Call 614‑495‑1407, Contact Helen

Grocery Store: Applications now being accepted for Full‑time/Part‑time employment. Produce Clerk, Cashier, Deli Clerk, Stock Clerk, and Service Counter. Afternoons, evenings. Starting pay $8.00/Hr. Enjoyable work atmosphere. Must be 18 years or over. Great personalities only!

Apply in person Huffman’s Market, 2140 Tremont Center, Upper Arlington (2 blocks north of Lane Ave and Tremont). 486‑ 5336.

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Need to Hire Japanese Translator ASAP Call (614)276‑ 3881 For Details.

outdoor work. Earn $8‑10$/hour this summer. Student Painters is looking for motivated students to work outside this summer. For more information about joining our team call 419‑202‑9919.

Part Time work posting listings on store website and ebay for Moody Street Trains.

Internet and computer skills needed. Toy train knowledge a plus. Call Kelso at 614‑262‑1945 or email kelso@moodystreettrains.com

Part‑TIME Lawn Mowing Associate. $9‑$10 based on experience. 614.760.0911 www.MoreTimeforYou.com

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pLay sports! Have Fun! Save Money!

Maine camp needs fun loving counselors to teach all land, adventure and water sports. Great summer!

Call 888‑844‑8080, apply: campcedar.com

WouLd you like to make money while developing your modeling skills? A professional photographer needs a student for a few hours for a photo session. Female student preferred.

No nudity. Call 614‑886‑3164 to discuss terms.

Looking For sitter available summer quarter and all during school year to care for 2 children (3 & 5 yrs) on Thursday nights and misc. week/weekend days or nights year round, plus need school year transportation.

Require references/CPR training/ car & ex‑ cellent driving record. Email to lwright9394@wowway.com.

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retaiL saLes Associate School Uniform company looking for retail sales associates for July and August only. Experience helpful. $10.00 per hour plus overtime Mon-Thurs 10-6, Fri 10‑5, Sat 10‑3. Call 614‑ $15‑17/hour, Enthusiastic, de876-3030 ext. 1. pendable, fun-loving ABA Therapists to work with our 12 yearold adorable, high functioning son at Worthington home, fullstanLey steeMer National time or parttime, training proCustomer Sales and Service vided. Speech,OT,Psychology,‑ Call Center. Now hiring in our PT or related majors. Email re‑ Westerville location. Great Pay! sume/availablity to ashvini@flairsoft.net, (614)‑563‑ Please contact acassidy@steemer.com to 2200. learn more about this exciting opportunity. active WesterviLLe Family needs part-time help with 13, 11, & 9yr. Good drive rec., 20-25 hours per week, gas restudentpayouts.coM Paid Survey Takers needed in imb. Call/text for interview, Columbus 100% free to join. need ref. 614-774-1757.

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BaBysitters needed.

Must be caring, reliable, have great references and own transteMporary house‑ keeper wanted between now portation. Pick your schedule.

Apply TheSitterConnection.com and June 10 in Upper Arlington Home. 2-3 hours daily Mon-Fri. Work anytime between 8:30a and 5p. Cleaning, grocery shop‑ chiLd care needed for 6 y/o ping, organizing, etc. $12/hr. and 2 y/o on Mon & Wed Respond to sparknewthink- evenings from 4p-9p. Looking for a student in Education or a ing@gmail.com related field. Must enjoy chil‑ dren, be a dependable, nonsmoker with reliable transportathe MayFieLd Sand Ridge tion. Send resume & contact inClub Grounds Department is formation to olive.5@osu.edu. seeking dependable, hard working individuals who enjoy working in an outdoor environment. Fun suMMer job w/ Polaris MSRC is located on the east Area family. Seek kind, enerside of Cleveland and is look‑ getic, positive person to help w/ ing for summer time Cleveland 2 boys 11/13 approx 7 wks. dependable, non area residents. Job duties may Mature, include but are not limited to smoker w/excellent references, mowing greens, tees, fairways driving record, reliable vehicle. and rough. 40 hours a week Includes driving to/from activiand uniforms are provided. ties & gas reimb. Degree in edPlease apply in person at The ucation a plus. Call/text 563‑ Mayfield Sand Ridge Club 8789 for info Grounds Department, 1545 Sheridan Road South Euclid.

For directions call 216-658- in hoMe ABA Therapist 0825 or 440-226-9052 needed for 3 y/o boy with Autism. $10/hour to start.

Paid Training. 614‑348‑1615 vaLet parkers wanted for a premiere downtown hotel.

Full-time positions available with benefits. Please contact Marco at 614-218-4291 or email at maguado@parking.com.

part‑tiMe summer sitter/housekeeper needed in Grand‑ view home for teenagers.

Email resume & references to jodi.bair@prodigy.net

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suMMer chiLd Care: Lewis Center Family seeking ener‑ getic, positive individual to help with a boy(11) & girl(9). Mature, dependable, non-smoker, w/excellent driving record, reliable vehicle. Includes driving to/from activities & gas reimb.

Call 614‑203‑6249

you can’t find a better way to spend your summer, than to take walks in the park, go to the pool and hang out with children who like to have fun, can you? College Nannies & Tu‑ tors is currently accepting applications at www.collegenannies.com for both after school nannies (hours are between 3:00 6:00 pm) and summer nannies. Questions? Call 614‑ 761-3060.

Help Wanted Clerical Looking For energetic office assistant/reception person to owner of small local company. Numerous multi-tasking duties including data entry, shipping, internet order filling etc. Clean appearance, organi‑ zational skills, reliability, and communication skills a must. send resume to greg@bluechiptickets.com

Help Wanted Medical/Dental er scriBe ‑ Seeking Pre Med students to work as ER Scribes. www.esiscribe.com

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adriatico’s piZZa is currently hiring for delivery drivers.

Nights and weekend shifts. ApcLinicaL appLications ply in person at 265 West 11th Pharmacist for The Ohio State Ave. University Medical Center, Columbus, Ohio.

Develop, maintain, and support clinical software application systems, BonJour osu! including medication manage- La Chatelaine French Bakery ment and related automation & Bistros are looking for systems to ensure accuracy of enthusiastic, charming and medication information; provide hardworking ladies and medication and related exper- gentlemen that love to work in tise to the development, analy- a established family own sis and implementation of enter- restaurant & bakery. Our prise-wide clinical system three locations, Upper Arlingprojects. E-mail resume to Eliz- ton, Worthington and Dublin, abeth.lamatrice-bell@ need weekday morning perosumc.edu. sonnel, and experienced night prep cooks.

Restaurant experience highly recommended.

Please visit our website www.lachatelainebakery.com for locations to pick up an application.

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osu student needed to work Sundays 7am- 3pm all year long with a disabled student. Must be able to lift 200 lbs. Pay is $17/hr. Please call Jean Crum 538‑8728. city BarBeque Catering Looking for Catering Associates $9-$12 an hour plus gratuities Flexible hours lunches, dinners and weekends. Clean driving record and some lifting required. Apply on line @ citybbq.com Or email wmooney@ciresearch associate - tybbq.com. Phone 614‑538‑ Pulmonary Medicine Division at 1230 The Ohio State University, Columbus, OH. Design and ex‑ ecute experiments in microbiology, molecular biology, cardiac Looking For servers and defunctionality and adipose tissue livery drivers. AM or PM, part‑ studies. Perform tissue and cell time or full‑time. Good money. culture. Study molecular mech- See John or Dawn at Plank’s anisms of interaction between Cafe and Pizzeria at 743 Par‑ hypoxia and adipocyte biology sons Ave after 2pm. in obese patients with sleep apnea. Record, analyze and interpret data for reports, publica- noW hiring experienced tions, and presentations. In- servers and hosts at Bravo struct and oversee new staff in Crosswoods. Day and week‑ experimental techniques. Per‑ end availability is required. form library research, write Please apply in person at 7470 manuscripts, grants and ab- Vantage Dr. Columbus stracts. Master’s Degree in microbiology or molecular, cellular and developmental biology or agriculture or a related field or equivalent education and experience required. Basic science research experience, preferably in a biological health science setting required. Experience in tissue and cell culture microbiology, enzymology, lipid signaling, molecular biology seeking osu Student with interest in marketing cosmetic techniques preferred. medical services.

Flexible Social media experiSend resume to OSU Pul‑ hours.

Call 614‑202‑ monary Medicine, Attn: Tim ence a plus.

Mazik, 473 West 12th Avenue, 7468 with questions.

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sherWin WiLLiaMs Part‑ Time/Summer Job: Looking for person or persons to start @ Grandview Sherwin Williams ASAP! Looking for sales associate with some retail experience and or design experience, also looking for sales associate/warehouse employee. Competitive wages, flexible hours.

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FuLL tiMe Summer Position Available for Competitive and Hard Working Students Are you looking for a fun and challenging position that is ideal for college students who would like experience in completing group projects, budget management, effective marketing, and customer service?

Then College Pro Painters is the place for you! We are looking to hire across Ohio so here is your opportunity to work outdoors with other like-minded individuals while earning a good hourly wage! requirements: your own transportation, manual labor, and a great attitude! Interested candidates should apply online to see if qualified.

We look forward to hearing from you! http://www1.collegepro.‑ com/students/painter_appli‑ cation/sb.cn

the uLtiMate Part‑Time Job. $10-$15 per hour. Make great money. Build your resume. Work with friends. Fun atmosphere. Larmco Windows & Siding, Inc. Please call to find out more about this job op‑ portunity 614-367-7113

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chasetek partners, the market leader in providing businesses with technology infrastructure support is seeking candidates for a product development internship.

The position will provide the opportunity to develop and manage a new invoice management product from the ground up, including technical, operational and marketing aspects.

The right candidate will be able to work a minimum of 20 hours per week immediately with aspirations towards a full-time engagement over the summer. He or she will possess strong computer skills and be capable of analytical thinking.

Knowledge of accounting fundamentals and strong presentation skills is a plus.

More information on the company can be found at www.chasetek.com If interested, please submit your resume to cwolfe@chasetek.com

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Music instruction: Classi‑ cal guitar, other styles, Theory, Aural Training, Composition & Songwriting. Call Sound En‑ deavors @614/481-9191 www.soundendeavors.com.

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Methodist Church (corner: King & Neil). Friday, May 6, 9am to 4pm. Saturday, May 7, 10am to 2pm. Collectibles, (set of old theatricaL resuMes. Hockey player cards, Bundy Biographies. Histories. cornet with all accessories, Memoirs. $75.00-page.

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Household items, Furniture, Dancers. Singers.

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Optimum was Blvd. founded on values, teamwork (Just Behind Anderson’s store) and we welcome diversity! Clothing,furn.,to Send your resume and tell me ys,books,crafts,about your leadership skills to HH,electronics.,etc. eMergency typing!!! sales@optimum-print.com Last minute services: Papers $15.00‑page.

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Diversity Lecture & Cultural Arts Series Performance by Flame Human Nutrition Seeks Multicultural Scholars The Department of Human Nutrition is partnering with Columbus State Community College in recruiting minority scholars to join our undergraduate Human Nutrition major. Through a childhood obesity prevention training grant, scholars will receive mentoring, tutoring, research opportunities a d a c a suppo t. and financial support.

Have a 3.0 or better GPA? Interested in Human Nutrition? Attend an informational meeting: Thursday (5/5), 7 p.m.

Thursday ( 5/12) at 3:30 p.m.

350 Campbell Hall 115 Center for Technology & Learning Building 1787 N il A 1787 Neil Avenue C l b St t C Columbus State Community College it C ll Read more http://ehe.osu.edu/hn/msp/ Contact: Carolyn Gunther (Gunther.22@osu.edu) or Merideth Sellars at Columbus State (msellars@cscc.edu).

United States Department of Agriculture National Institute of Food and National Institute of Food and Agriculture

Wednesday, May 4, 4-6 p.m.

Performance Hall, Ohio Union 1739 N. High St. Flame is an international touring band made up of members with developmental and physical disabilities that is capturing the world’s attention, but its message remains the same: The Flame band from upstate New York wants to change the world and the way people with disabilities are viewed through music. People of all ages and backgrounds connect with this special rock band. They are a phenomenon that inspires people and transforms public opinion. Flame has released three CDs, and recently signed a documentary film deal and was featured in People magazine.

For further information, visit osu.edu/diversity/lecture.php, or contact Ms. Edie Waugh at (614) 688-3638 or waugh.2@osu.edu.

If you have questions concerning access or wish to request a sign language interpreter or accommodations for a disability, please contact Ms. Waugh.

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