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Reports that President Barack Obama was going to make a major announcement first set sail at about 9:45 p.m. Sunday and from that moment on, the media was all hands on deck.

“We have seen the media at its best and at its worst. In the immediate hours of breaking news there is nothing like television to get out a story with immediacy,” said Steve Safran, editor of Lost Remote, a website that covers social media and TV news. “Then, I was just watching ABC news (Tuesday) evening, and there is tons of crap.”

Aside from the most recent development, that Obama told CBS’s “60 Minutes” that he had decided not to release photos of bin Laden’s dead body, Safran said most coverage in the days following Sunday’s announcement has been overblown.

Regarding the decision not to give media or the public photos of the body, Safran said Wednesday that he agrees with the president.

“I believe in full disclosure for journalism so that reporters can decide what to report,” Safran said.

“But that wouldn’t happen in this case. No good would come of it and from what I hear they are pretty gruesome photos, the man got shot in the head.”

Safran, who is also a media consultant, said the

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“That’s nonsense, that’s nonsense. It was breaking for maybe an hour on Sunday night. You could get away with calling it a developing story the next day, but that’s it. This is an event that ended. Bin Laden was shot; it was reported. The end.”

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media have perpetuated what he calls “artificial immediacy,” giving critical status to inconsequential news.

“The breaking news banner has been up there for two days,” Safran told The Lantern on Tuesday.

“That’s nonsense, that’s nonsense. It was breaking for maybe an hour on Sunday night. You could get away with calling it a developing story the next day, but that’s it. This is an event that ended. Bin Laden was shot; it was reported. The end.”

Safran attributes the artificial immediacy to the nature of the 24-hour news channels. The stations are set up in a way that on the most boring day of news you have to fill 24 hours and on the busiest

day of the news you only have 24 to present everything.

“It’s not like a newspaper which can expand or contract according to how much news there is. It’s not like a website where you can post or not post,” Safran said.

He was critical of a segment he saw in which reporters were analyzing a photo that the White House released of Obama with various members of the national security committee watching a live broadcast of the raid from the situation room.

Analysts said that because Obama was hunched over, he was showing that he wasn’t in a position of power and because Vice President Joe Biden was holding a Rosary, he was being too religious.

Jane Hall, an associate professor in communications at American University in Washington, D.C., disagrees.

“I don’t have a problem with ABC analyzing (the picture from the situation room) because I know as a viewer I was looking at it and wondering what he was thinking. I don’t believe in handwriting analysis, but I think there is tremendous interest in the story,” said Hall, a former weekly commentator for Fox News Watch who said she left the station because of its slanted views.

Hall, who proclaimed that she is usually very

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Hello birdie a rare bird, Kirtland’s Warbler, was spotted on Ohio state’s campus near the corner of Kenny Road and Kinnear Road on Wednesday. paul Hurtado, who will be beginning post-doctorate work at OsU in the fall, was the first person to identify the bird. Reports from birdwatchers confirmed the presence of the Warbler throughout the day. Bruce simpson, a naturalist at Blendon Woods Metro parks, said this is the first time he has heard of Kirtland’s Warbler in Columbus. simpson has been birdwatching in Ohio since 1974.

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Ohio State’s semester switch could result in the elimination and combination of certain majors and minors.

Although approval is still pending for proposed program streamlining, Anne Smith, an associate professor in the human nutrition department, said the Office of Academic Affairs, OAA, should approve the changes by Fall Quarter.

A new major, health promotion, nutrition and exercise science, or HNES, will be a combination of three existing majors: human nutrition, exercise science, and nutrition and community health.

Students will still be able to major solely in human nutrition and exercise science, but the nutrition and community health major will no longer be available. The exercise science minor will be eliminated.

The existing major, nutrition in community health, is for students interested in becoming wellness directors, combining nutrition with fitness and wellness or a career in health education, Smith said.

“Some even use this major to go onto other professional schools, such as physical therapy or nursing,” Smith said. “The students are required to take classes in nutrition and a specialization area of their choice, and most pick exercise science as their minor.”

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OSU spent $60K on lobbying in 1st quarter laURen BROWn Lantern reporter brown.3978@osu.edu Ohio State focused its lobbying efforts on energy, innovation and the economy during talks with Congress to start the year.

OSU spent $60,000 lobbying during the first quarter of 2011. Spending decreased from the $90,000 the university spent during the same time period in 2010, according to reports from the Office of the Clerk for the U.S. House of Representatives.

“When there are more things at stake … you have to spend more time,” said Richard Stoddard, associate vice president for government affairs at OSU. “We end up dealing with whatever is on the congressional agenda. We didn’t spend as much time direct lobbying because there wasn’t as much on the agenda.”

On April 12, The Lantern reported that OSU spent $220,000 on lobbying expenses in Washington, D.C., in 2010.

OSU lobbyists addressed various issues throughout 2010, but focused on the federal budget, taxes and science and technology. In 2011, OSU continued supporting budget and copyright bills from 2010.

The America Invents Act, formerly known as the Patent Reform Act of 2011, was one of the bills OSU focused on in the first quarter, according to the Office of the Clerk’s report.

According to opencongress.org, this bill would attempt to make the first person to file a patent the owner of their product instead of the first person to invent the product. This bill passed in the Senate on March 7 and is waiting for the House of Representatives vote.

Stoddard said this bill would also provide federal funding to support professors and students in their research endeavors at OSU. “That supports work in our laboratories on campus and class rooms on campus,” Stoddard said. “Graduate students and undergraduates are supported by that research fund.”

OSU also focused on House Bill 1425: Creating Jobs Through Small Business Innovation Act of 2011. According to the first-quarter lobbying report for 2011, the university is interested in provisions concerning university research.

OSU addressed provisions in HB 4899: Supplemental Appropriations Act of 2010 and Senate Bill 3206: Keep Our Educators Working Act of 2010, regarding

Lobbying expenses decrease from 2010 “When there are more things at stake…you have to spend more time. We end up dealing with whatever is on the congressional agenda. We didn’t spend as much time direct lobbying because there wasn’t as much on the agenda.”

Richard Stoddard, associate vice president for government affairs The university spent $90,000 lobbying during the first fiscal quarter of 2010.

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On April 12, The Lantern reported that OSU spent $220,000 on lobbying expenses in Washington, D.C., in 2010.

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the federal budget relating to the Pell Grant shortage and education jobs, according to the second-quarter lobbying report for 2010.

The Federal Pell Grant Program provides need-based grants to students working toward undergraduate and graduate degrees. However, politicians who are trying to decrease federal spending are targeting this program.

Sevy Harris, a first-year in electrical and computer engineering, said the money spent lobbying for Pell Grants would have been better spent on scholarships.

“It makes sense that (OSU) would spend all that money lobbying,” Harris said.

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campus Bin Laden burial brings wave of emotions corpse must be washed by a same-sex cleric and wrapped in a simple cloth, called a kafan, to respect the dignity and privacy of the deceased. After the corpse has been prepared, prayers are offered for the forgiveness of the dead and the body is buried.

Sea burials are permissible in extreme circumstances, Payind said.

Many Muslim authorities are outraged with the burial ceremony and believe bin Laden’s burial was in serious violation of Islamic tradition and lacked respect.

Sheik Ahmed al-Tayeb of Cairo’s al-Azhar mosque told the AP that bin Laden’s burial at sea “runs contrary to the principles of Islamic laws, religious values and humanitarian customs.”

He said every effort must be made for in-ground burial, and he doesn’t believe the U.S. made these efforts.

Still, the Pentagon stands by its claim that bin Laden’s burial was handled according to the tradition of Islamic burial procedures before it was lowered into the northern Arabian Sea. Payind believes the United States acted appropriately given the circumstance.

“This was an abnormal situation,” Payind said.

“The doctrine of necessity makes the impermissible, permissible in this case. … I think the United States did the right thing.”

Jeff Tyndall Lantern reporter tyndall.10@osu.edu It took the U.S. nearly a decade to track down and kill the man responsible for the murder of thousands of Americans in the 9/11 attacks. It took less than 24 hours to dispose of his body.

As the U.S. celebrated the recent news of Osama bin Laden’s death, others have halted their celebrations, awaiting further explanation regarding the disposal of the body.

Questions have been raised about the U.S.’ decision to bury bin Laden’s body at sea. Amid uncertainty, U.S. officials claim their actions were in accordance with bin Laden’s Islamic religion, whose laws state that a body must be buried within 24 hours after death.

“The burial of bin Laden’s remains was done in strict conformance with Islamist precepts and practices,” John Brennan, one of President Barack Obama’s top counter-terrorism advisers, told The Associated Press.

Islamic burial traditions call for several practices after one’s death, said Alam Payind, director of the Middle East Studies Center at Ohio State. The

Some OSU students echoed Payind’s sentiments.

“I think they (the U.S.) did what they had to do,” said Bashir Ahmed Gardaad, a second-year in early childhood development. “It’s not necessarily by the book, but they still did the right thing by trying to respect his Islamic traditions.”

Gardaad said the burial was not offensive to him as a Muslim.

“It doesn’t offend me. Like I said, they did what they had to do,” Gardaad said.

Military expert Lieutenant General Thomas McInerney told Fox News the U.S. wanted to avoid at all costs bin Laden’s gravesite from becoming a shrine for his followers. They also did not feel that bin Laden’s remains would have been respected by a country on which he poured out the majority of his extreme hatred.

The bin Laden ceremony not only sparked controversy because of Islamic tradition. For several students, it also met with skepticism of the validity of bin Laden’s death.

“I think the timing of this was pretty good for Obama,” said Nick Oberhouse, a second-year in business. “It’s pretty questionable that after 10 years of searching for this guy we give him up immediately.

Seems fishy.”

Brandon Kimbro, a fourth-year in human nutrition and community health, agreed.

“They show us ‘special reports’ on the news with pictures of the compound, bloody floors, and all that, but no bin Laden,” Kimbro said.

U.S. officials have attempted to alleviate the skepticism surrounding bin Laden’s death.

“We are going to do everything we can to make sure that nobody has any basis to try to deny that we got Osama bin Laden.” Brennan said in a press conference on Monday.

DNA testing was performed on the body shortly after death, Brennan said, and the results returned positive, matching the identity of bin Laden to within 99 percent.

Kimbro said the news about the burial surprised him.

“I didn’t think that was our decision to make,” he said. “It seems like a hurried decision.”

Some OSU students were irked that bin Laden’s religious beliefs and burial rights were respected.

“I don’t think they should have (respected his burial rights) just because of what he’s done … all that he’s put people through,” said Alyssa Ancipink, a third-year in medical dietetics.

But Payind said Islamic tradition calls for all bodies to be respected after death.

“Even if it is your enemy,” he said, “you don’t disrespect the body.”

Twitter feeds need for information on bin Laden death traffic spikes. People were searching for this like crazy.”

Several news media outlets, such as The New York Times, CNN and MSNBC, via Twitter, reported that Obama would soon make an announcement but there was much speculation as to what he was going to speak about.

“I have family that is in the military. One of them had posted something on Facebook about his death.

I told my husband and he turned on the news,” said Heather Rogers, a fourth-year in communication.

By the time the president came on to speak to the nation, many people were already aware that bin Laden was dead.

“I found out through Twitter on my phone. I heard Obama was going to talk to the nation and then my feed blew up from there,” said Jacob Taylor, a second-year in environmental science.

There were 12.4 million tweets in an hour regarding bin Laden, according to Mashable.com.

Vanessa Spates Senior Lantern reporter spates.3@osu.edu When President Barack Obama announced Sunday night that U.S. forces had killed the world’s most wanted man in Pakistan, he was only confirming what Americans already knew.

According to a poll of about 22,000 people on Mashable.com, a social media-focused online news source, 30 percent said they learned of Osama bin Laden’s death via Twitter, 20 percent said Facebook, 17 percent said TV sources, and 12 percent said phone call or text message.

“I saw a bunch of my friends tweet about the possibility of Osama bin Laden being dead and I make it a point to not watch TV,” said Nate Riggs, professional adviser for Ohio State’s Social Media Society and a social media strategist. “When something huge like this happens, Google trends’

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“Here’s the thing that bothers me: We’re not just sharing news anymore, we’re posting opinions.

We’ve now immortalized this guy,” Riggs said. “This is like highway traffic slowing down to watch the carnage of a car accident.”

Lindsay Milliron, a fourth-year in psychology, said her mother texted her a little before 11:30 p.m. and told her she was watching the news.

“I almost didn’t even believe it at first,” she said.

Milliron said she went out to drop off a rent check and saw thousands of people out celebrating and decided to join them.

Her roommate, Kylie Martin, a fourth-year in early childhood education, said she woke up to a text from Milliron informing her of bin Laden’s death.

“I was oblivious because me and my boyfriend went to bed at 9,” Martin said. “I looked down at my phone and saw the text and it said campus was going crazy at 1:30 in the morning on a Sunday and I was so confused.”

Milliron and Martin agreed it was good that

everyone was so united, but the death of the terrorist didn’t solve anything.

“So many other people died just to get him and I think we just pissed a lot of people off,” Martin said.

Nonetheless, millions of people across America were celebrating, including thousands of Buckeyes, some of whom jumped in Mirror Lake Sunday night.

“Killing someone usually isn’t celebrated.

However, bin Laden killed so many people and hurt even more, that I can kind of understand the celebrations. It was a ‘win’ of sorts for America and people I think were happier about that, especially the families of all of those that died in 9/11,” Rogers said.

Mirror Lake was trending worldwide on Twitter at one point, showing the influence that social media has.

“Traditional news media are constantly being trumped by social media,” Riggs said. “Things go so fast that people don’t think whether they should, they just do it.”

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Social media can help gather reactions to news events critical of the media, said the media have handled the story “seriously and responsibly.”

Bill Chuirazzi, a first-year in physics and history, said he first heard about the news from a fellow Park Hall resident before he and a group of friends took part in the Mirror Lake celebration.

“I think it’s a pretty big deal, but the media’s always going to blow things out of proportion,” Chuirazzi said.

Other students, such as Elizabeth Singeltary, a second-year in accounting, have kept up with the news via Facebook. Singeltary said the extensive media coverage is appropriate even though the way people celebrated was not.

Safran, who said he always thinks media should use social media more, said Twitter and Facebook were crucial in getting the news out.

“A lot of the information came out via Twitter and I think that is terrific. I think the most useful part in social media was in spreading the word,” Safran said. “Because, you know, not everybody is watching TV, but a lot of people are on computers and a lot of people were sharing their thoughts, reminiscences, thoughts and whatnot. I think it was an important component to the story.”

However, he said he hoped media outlets would have used social media more in garnering the reactions of people to the event.

“You know it’s one thing on TV when the reporters say ‘What are people thinking?’ and they do three (man-on-the-street interviews) and that’s it,” Safran said. “(ABC) went down to Ground Zero and found three people to say ‘USA! It’s fantastic. It’s great to be patriotic again.’ That’s bulls---, that’s not reporting. From social media, you get a much better sense of how people feel about a major event.”

ABC did not immediately respond to an inquiry for comment Wednesday evening.

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Students currently in eliminated programs able to finish degree Ultimately, Smith said, students’ schedules will not be drastically altered.

“What we’ve done is not too much different than what we’re doing now,” Smith said. “All students will be required to take a set of core courses in health promotion and exercise science, and another set in nutrition.”

Smith said the changes are a result of many students overlapping the department of physical activity and educational services and the department of human nutrition. For example, students majoring in nutrition in community health were also minoring in exercise science and vice versa, she said.

Allison Kanwal, a fourth-year in human nutrition, said she believes the department is looking out for the greater interest of the students.

“Whatever they’re doing is obviously due to demanding requests,” Kanwal said. “A lot of people (majoring) in nutrition are interested in different sides of wellness. This just opens more opportunities.”

By combining the three programs, students will be able to take the same types of classes as before and the career outcome will remain the same.

“The elimination of the exercise science minor is due to limited space and resources, considering it is a very popular major,” Smith said. “All of the exercise science majors and minors must take two sets of courses with labs, including stress and exercise testing.”

Smith said the new major will replace the

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OSU lobbyists focused on about 75 bills in 2010 “It’s unfortunate that that money won’t be used to pay for students to come to school.”

In 2010, OSU lobbyists focused on about 10 bills concerning issues ranging from clean energy to nanotechnology. The first-quarter lobbying report for 2010 said the university was most interested in provisions concerning research, education and training programs in scientific legislation.

“It affects us directly,” said Scott Hochberg, a first-year in chemical engineering. “As far as education issues go, I think they have the right to speak for the student body.”

Taxes were also a popular political issue for OSU in 2010 as lobbyists focused on about 14 separate bills concerning topics

Hall agreed social media was a factor in the dispersion of news and the coming together of people across the nation but makes a distinction between social media acting as a reactionary tool and social media acting as a prompting tool.

“I would separate this from a huge story such as Egypt or Iran where it was used as an organizing tool,” Hall said, referring to how Twitter and Facebook were used in the democratic uprisings in several Middle Eastern countries recently. “I think it is a factor but I would imagine that the ratings for all news broadcasts are up. I don’t see this as being particularly driven by social media.”

According to Business Insider, “coverage of the death of Osama bin Laden (from 10 p.m. to 3 a.m.) delivered 4.142 million total viewers” which was more than a 900 percent increase from the previous Sunday. Twitter reported 5,106 tweets per second in the height of the news on Sunday evening.

Another positive Safran finds with social media is the immediacy in correcting misinformation.

“There was that story going around about something that Martin Luther King has said about celebrating the death of an enemy. It turned out to be incorrect and online corrected it just as fast as they had reported it,” Safran said. “But a newspaper might have run a tiny correction inside on page 32, whereas the web is more socially honest about something like that. I find all of that very encouraging.”

So where will the media take the story next?

Hall hopes that instead of continuing to work a human interest angle discussing bin Laden’s wives or daily life, the media turns the attention toward the impact this event has on international relations and the war in Afghanistan.

“This thing was a top-secret operation,” Hall said. “I think most people would agree that it probably had to be, so now the story for the media should be ‘what’s the impact?’”

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exercise science minor courses, and there will not be an elimination of classes or professors.

Because of pending approval from the OAA, Smith could not release the specific information on the courses, but said they are being redesigned for semesters and should not have a drastic change.

“We really took advantage of this time to change the curriculum to offer a major that students have been trying to achieve through these minors,” Smith said. “I believe this will be a very popular major.”

Current students minoring in exercise science or majoring in nutrition in community health will be able to finish their degree, Smith said.

Incoming freshmen, however, will only be able to declare the eliminated major or minor until Summer Quarter.

“Starting in autumn 2011, we will know if this program has been approved (by OAA), so at that point students will be able to declare the new major,” Smith said.

If the program is approved in autumn 2012, students choosing nutrition in community health this year will be given a choice of staying with the old major or switching to the new HNES, Smith said.

Jason Ellsesser, a second-year in security and intelligence, said he thinks the elimination of the exercise science major is a smart idea.

“I’ve just heard it’s an easy minor,” Ellsesser said.

“A lot of students I know are just taking it because they heard the classes are simple to pass. I don’t really think it’s something you can use by itself, but that’s just what I’ve heard.”

ranging from bookkeeping and college housing to tuition tax deductions and unemployment.

“Stuff like tuition increases … is more important to me because I deal with it day to day,” said Eric Rodgers, a first-year in security and intelligence.

According to the first-quarter lobbying report for 2010, OSU continued to work on the Public Good IRA Rollover Act of 2009 throughout 2010. According to the Congressional Research Service, this bill wanted to exclude individual retirement accounts from gross income distributions if they were for charity. The bill didn’t pass through Congress.

“It allows people that have IRAs to make contributions to the OSU development fund,” Stoddard said. “It allows people to give gifts.”

Grace Wannemacher, a first-year in microbiology, said she understood why OSU would pursue this political issue. She said this would give tax breaks to alumni who donate to the university.

According to opensecrets.org, OSU lobbyists focused on about 75 bills in 2010. About 32 were Senate bills, and the rest were sent to the U.S. House of Representatives.

OSU lobbyists also paid special attention to issues regarding immigration, small businesses and copyrights, patents and trademarks.

OSU’s stance toward immigration showed through its work with HR 3687, a bill to amend the Immigration and Nationality Act. According to the first-quarter lobbying report for 2010, this bill wanted to eliminate the diversity immigrant program and re-allocate visas to immigrants who finish college degrees in the U.S. “(OSU) should be focusing on … getting more students to college,” Harris said.

“Opening the gates to more people will bring in better minds.”

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36 Author Buchanan 37 Dates 42 With no end in sight 43 His co-pilot was a Wookiee 46 As a friend, in Marseilles 47 Trig function 48 “__ sight!”

50 Elbridge __, governor famous for redistricting 51 Peruvian pronoun 52 How some stocks are sold 54 Woolly rug 56 Far from titillating 57 Recorded on film 58 Key figure in epistemology 59 Eyelid nuisance 61 Japanese capital of yore 62 Quandary

Instructions

Place the numbers 1 to 8 in each of the octagons such that the numbers are not repeated in any octagon, row, column, or diagonal.

The sums of the minor diagonals (diagonals that contain either four or six numbers) are provided at the beginning and end of each minor diagonal. The sum of the four numbers that border a diamond are provided in that diamond. The numbers that border diamonds do not have to be unique.

Number of numbers provided = 61 (Easy)

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Horoscopes by Nancy Black ©2011 Tribune Media Services Inc. TODAY’S BIRTHDAY Everyone’s celebrating your birthday, it seems. Why not? There’s a lot to be thankful for! New opportunities in the career arena keep you busy; your personal magnetism is high; and new projects beckon. Buy yourself a power suit.

VIRGO Aug. 23 – Sept. 22 Today is a 7 -- Follow the experience of another to avoid making the same mistakes. Make new mistakes instead, those that can cause breakthrough results.

To get the advantage, check the day’s rating: 10 is the easiest day, 0 the most challenging.

LIBRA Sept. 23–Oct. 22 Today is an 8 -- Concentrate on providing good service. Today’s a good day to focus on creating income and new business opportunities. Call ahead to avoid driving all over town.

ARIES March 21 – April 19 Today is an 8 -- Listen to experience, and discipline yourself for what may be required. Use your hidden resources. Provide excellent service. Others are saying nice things about you.

TAURUS April 20 – May 20 Today is an 8 -- You don’t mind taking the time to get it right. There’s beauty to be found in the repetitive nature of practicing something until it becomes natural.

GEMINI May 21 – June 21 Today is an 8 -- Do you have a power suit? A careful work-related investment may be in order. Boost your confidence with the perfect costume for the role.

Accept a bonus.

CANCER June 22 – July 22 Today is an 8 -- Rules simplify things. Your self-discipline is impressive. Keep at it until you get it. Practice pays off. You and a distant colleague see eye to eye.

LEO July 23 – Aug. 22 Today is an 8 -- You see the value of old standards.

Kindness, hard work and honesty are always in style.

Get together with friends to celebrate Cinco de Mayo by winning against all odds.

SCORPIO Oct. 23 – Nov. 21 Today is an 8 -- Don’t drown your worries in margaritas. Discover talents you didn’t know you had. There’s so much to explore and see. You can learn to cut costs. Structure provides strength.

SAGITTARIUS Nov. 22 – Dec. 21 Today is an 8 -- You’ve been patient, diplomatic and thorough, and others have noticed. Your charisma levels are high. Find a beautiful spot to celebrate with a friend.

CAPRICORN Dec. 22 – Jan. 19 Today is an 8 -- Leave the celebration for after the work is complete. If you want to make it on time for happy hour, you may have to call for reinforcements.

Invite them out after.

AQUARIUS Jan. 20 – Feb. 18 Today is a 7 -- Your patience and thoroughness with implementing solutions is appreciated. It’s a good day for travel, even the armchair kind. Do some creative writing. Strive for balance.

PISCES Feb. 19 – March 20 Today is an 8 -- For best results, stay close to home.

It’s a great time to tackle a renovation or fix a leaky faucet. Your patience pays off. Collect an old debt.

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Chris Hemsworth as Thor (left) and Anthony Hopkins as Odin (right) star in ‘Thor.’ The film hits theaters Friday.

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Remember the end credits of “Iron Man 2” where they discovered Thor’s hammer?

Even after the full-length theatrical version of “Thor,” that moment likely remains the hero’s most exciting cinematic moment to date.

Director Kenneth Branagh tells the tale of Thor (Chris Hemsworth), who is about to ascend to the throne of Asgard, replacing his father, Odin (Anthony Hopkins). After being provoked by rivals from Jotunheim, Thor and his brother, Loki (Tom Hiddleston), go to Jotunheim to fight. Odin intervenes, and, displeased with his son, exiles Thor and his famous hammer to Earth.

Landing in New Mexico, Thor encounters a team of scientists, led by Jane Foster (Natalie Portman).

When the hammer is found, it’s taken control of by S.H.I.E.L.D., which also confiscates all of Foster’s

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science equipment. Later, Thor realizes things are not as they seem, and must fight to return to Asgard to restore order.

The problem with “Thor” is it’s a huge tease.

Fifteen or so minutes in, Thor heads a super-cool action piece, fighting “Avatar”-like blue people on Jotunheim. Sadly, it gives the impression there’s going to be plenty more fun in store, but the reality is the film’s momentum stops there and heads off on a one-way trip to Boringville.

If you can praise “Thor” for anything, it’s the visuals. Apart from Portman, Asgard, Jotunheim and the rest of the outer space visuals are beautifully rendered. “Thor” also has a surprising amount of chuckle-worthy moments, but unfortunately, once the film shifts focus to dreary and boring New Mexico, Hemsworth and Portman stretch out 90 minutes of woefully slow character development that bogs the film down, mostly because it doesn’t really lead anywhere.

I must say “Thor” is a “shame on me” situation. I’ve never been particularly fond of Marvel’s

cinematic products, chiefly because they just aren’t as gratifying as a film like “The Dark Knight.” The Christopher Nolan Batman films have proven a successful comic book film can be crafted without it being all fluff and filler, which is sadly what most of Marvel’s output is. “Thor” is no exception.

Could “Thor” have been an extremely fun summer popcorn flick? Yes. If it could have kept up the momentum gathered by its first set piece, I’m sure I could have forgiven it for being shallow, as long as it kept me entertained. Unfortunately, that wasn’t the case.

Oh, and don’t pay to see this in 3-D. “Thor” wasn’t filmed in 3-D, so it’s one of those crappy post-converted “3-D” films. If you still want to see “Thor,” save some dime by skipping 3-D, unless you want to be truly immersed in Natalie Portman, which is never a bad thing.

“Thor” hits theaters Friday.

2.5 stars (out of five).

FRIDAY Papergirl Columbus 7 p.m. @ Junctionview Studios SNAP! Presents: “The Manila Envelope: The Secrets Within” 8 p.m. @ Lincoln Theatre

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The Ragbirds are scheduled to perform at Woodlands Tavern in Grandview Heights at 11 p.m.

SATURDAY The Medieval & Renaissance Faire at The Ohio State University 11 a.m. @ South Oval and Browning Amphitheatre Tim McGraw 7 p.m. @ Schottenstein Center

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Ragbirds aim to fly at Columbus concert Sara Bradley Lantern reporter bradley.249@osu.edu Inside of an eco-friendly, vegetable-oil-fueled tour bus are five band members with the ability to use eight different instruments, and they’re headed for Columbus.

The Ragbirds will play at Woodlands Tavern in Grandview Heights at 11 p.m.

The Ragbirds combine influences of folk, pop and rock with a Celtic feel. Frontwoman Erin Zindle said in an email she was inspired by artists such as Paul Simon, Peter Gabriel and Rusted Root.

Zindle leads the band, providing vocals and playing the violin, mandolin, banjo, accordion and percussion.

Zindle’s husband Randall Moore provides percussion and her brother T.J. Zindle plays guitar. In addition to Erin, T.J. and Moore, the band has

Brian Crist on bass and Loren Kranz on drums.

Since their start as just Moore and Erin in 2005, the lineup has changed and so has their sound, thanks to their time on the road.

The major transition in their music came when T.J. joined in 2008. Erin said his influences brought more electric guitar causing the sound to gain a little edge, shifting toward a rock-and-roll feel.

“The road has been the major

catalyst for change. As we have been touring for the last few years, we play between 150-200 shows a year, we have been able to experience how the music relates to many different audiences,” Erin said in the email.

The show at Woodlands Tavern will include songs from their fourth studio album, 2009’s “Finally Almost Ready.”

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Plain White T’s, who performed, ‘Hey There Delilah,’ are scheduled to perform at 7 p.m. at Newport Music Hall.

Andy Grammer is scheduled to open for Plain White T’s at 7 p.m. at Newport Music Hall.

Hit band tries to be anything but ‘Plain’

Opener to add good ‘Grammer’ to show

Chelsea Castle Lantern reporter castle.121@osu.edu The pop-rock artists behind catchy songs such as “Hey There Delilah” will be performing in Columbus at 7 p.m. at Newport Music Hall.

Plain White T’s are currently on tour promoting their newest album, “Wonders of the Younger,” released in December 2010.

The concept of the album was inspired by lead singer Tom Higgenson’s trip to a Cirque de Soleil show.

“It just made him feel like a kid watching it,” Tim Lopez, guitarist and songwriter for the band, said in an interview with The Lantern. “He left all nostalgic for his youth, and then he had the title of the next record.”

Concertgoers can expect a visually stimulating performance, Lopez said.

“When it came time to put the show together, we were able to use the lyrical visuals and bring that to the stage,” Lopez said.

Fans will also notice that instruments have a larger presence in both their latest album and in their concerts.

“We got to really step outside what we are used to when it comes to instrumentation,” Lopez said.

“Because of the theme, I feel like, productionwise, the record is really full sounding a lot more grandiose.”

Parachute and Andy Grammer will be opening for Plain White T’s.

The group had a hand in choosing the other

musicians on the tour, Lopez said. He said Plain White T’s were lucky to have bands they enjoy personally who also have songs on the charts, including Parachute’s 2009 single “She is Love,” which peaked at No. 66 on the Billboard Hot 100 chart.

“It’s a really stacked bill and I think musically it’s really cohesive,” Lopez said.

Lopez also wrote two songs on the band’s album, “Body Parts,” and the album’s first single, “Rhythm of Love.”

Lopez revealed the latter single, which went platinum, was written in a failed attempt to rekindle a relationship.

“It’s the gesture that counts,” he said.

Bianca Daniels, a third-year in psychology, went to Plain White T’s’ Columbus concert in 2007 and would like to see them again.

“It was one of my favorite concerts ever,” Daniels said.

Lauren Lenoir, a third-year in chemical engineering, plans to go to the concert.

“I just think their music is fun and relatable, really cool music,” Lenoir said.

Joe Flarida, a third-year in political science, said the band’s music is very relatable. However, Lopez said one does not have to be a college student to connect with their music.

“It seems like the tracks that keep blowing up are sweetheart little love songs,” Lopez said. “And you don’t have to go to OSU to relate to that. Everyone is out there looking for love.”

Tickets can be purchased for $17 in advance and $20 the day of the concert at Newport Music Hall.

Tickets are $22.25 after fees at ticketmaster.com.

had it all planned out, what needed to be shot, it was pretty amazing that we got it all done.”

Grammer currently resides in Los Angeles, but he’s originally from upstate New York.

When he was 20, he decided he would either move to Los Angeles or New York City to pursue a On the heels of his single “Keep Your Head career in music.

Up,” Andy Grammer has managed to take his act For nearly his first three years in Los Angeles, from the streets of Los Angeles to packed theaters he performed for people on the street for free. around the country. He will open for Plain White “Performing on the street was such a balance T’s tonight at Newport Music Hall. of very humbling and very rewarding,” Grammer His single has found success andwill appear on said, “because you’re out on the street. No one is his self-titled debut album set to release June 14. coming to see you. You’re surprising them.”

“I started my career street performing for The opportunity to tour nationally with headlintwo-and-a-half to three years, and there were days ing acts did not come quickly. when it was really tough,” Grammer said in an Grammer said it has been exciting to switch interview with The Lantern. “The whole idea is you from having five people stop and connect with kind of just got to keep going.” him on the street to connecting with 1,000 people Grammer said that while the song was written every night. in the aftermath of his own experiences, he thinks “I won’t lie, 1,000 people is cooler,” he said. most people can connect with the lyrics.

Amber Holmes, a third-year in psychology, said An innovative, interactive music video for she enjoys “Keep Your Head Up” because of the “Keep Your Head Up” has also been attracting a encouraging content. lot of attention to the song via the Internet.

“It’s uplifting, upbeat, it has a good message,” The video, found on Grammer’s website, Holmes said. andygrammer.com, lets the viewer control what Though Grammer’s pop style and unique video happens by clicking on one of two options that have earned him praise from many, others don’t periodically appear at the bottom of the screen. feel the same connection.

This interactive technology has never been Quinn Yellstrom, a third-year in finance, said used for music videos, but Grammer was immediin an email that Grammer has a good voice and a ately interested when a representative from his positive message, but his lyrical content is lacking record label proposed the idea, he said. and his music isn’t interesting.

Although it has brought him attention, he said Grammer will continue touring with Plain White the process of making the video was not easy.

T’s for three weeks. He will also join Natasha “Basically you had to shoot like 10 videos, so Head and neck screening lantern ad_Layout 1 4/5/11 7:48 AM Page 1 Bedingfield as an opening act on her summer tour. all the options could be there,” Grammer said. “We

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Band travels around country in diesel Ford bus converted to run on recycled vegetable oil folk rock sound infused with a little bit of rock-and-roll. The songs are “fun, danceable and diverse,” Erin said in an email.

The five band members travel around the country in a Ford E-350 diesel bus that they converted to run on recycled waste vegetable oil in 2008. The bus is named “Cecilia” after the patron saint of music.

In an email, Erin said it has always been important to the band to reduce its impact on the Earth. In the course of a year with 200 tour stops, the band travels more than 100,000 miles.

“We’re able to drastically cut our dependence on gas while at the same time helping our pocket book,” Joe Choma, band manager, said in an email.

The band also avoids using plastic water bottles and made each of their albums with recycled materials.

The Ragbirds raise money to fund their albums and tours through Kickstarter.com, a website that connects artists, musicians and others with potential donors to fund projects. This year, the band has received $14,000 from fans to continue their tours.

The Ragbirds attempt to have their audiences “laugh, smile, dance, and enjoy a high-energy show featuring diverse sounds from around the world,” Choma said in the email.

Woodlands Tavern patrons must be at least 18 years old. The tavern is located at 1200 W. 3rd Ave and tickets for the show, starting at 11 p.m., are $10 at the door.

Human Nutrition Seeks Multicultural Scholars The Department of Human Nutrition is partnering with Columbus State Community College in recruiting minority scholars to join our undergraduate Human Nutrition major. Through a childhood obesity prevention training grant, scholars will receive mentoring, tutoring, research opportunities and financial support and financial support.

Screenings will be held at: The Ohio State University Medical Center Cramblett Medical Clinic, 4th Floor 456 W. 10th Ave. Columbus Complimentary garage parking provided. A parking voucher will be distributed after your appointment.

If you are suffering from any of these symptoms, call The James Line to schedule an appointment: • Persistent sore(s) of the mouth • Hoarseness lasting longer than three weeks • Sore throat that persists for more than six weeks • Swelling in the neck for more than six weeks Appointments will be scheduled on a first-come, first-served basis. Call The James Line at 614-293-5066 or 800-293-5066 to make your appointment.

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thelantern www.thelantern.com upcoming THURSDAY Women’s Golf: NCAA Central Regional All Day @ Notre Dame, Ind. Men’s Lacrosse: ECAC Semifinals 9pm @ Denver Men’s Volleyball: NCAA Semifinals 9pm @ University Park, Pa. Women’s Lacrosse v. Vanderbilt 4pm @ Nashville, Tenn.

FRIDAY Women’s Lacrosse: ALC Tournament 4pm @ Nashville, Tenn.

Women’s Golf: NCAA Central Regional All Day @ Notre Dame, Ind.

Baseball v. Illinois 7:05pm @ Champaign, Ill. Men’s Track: Oregon Twilight 9pm @ Eugene, Ore.

SATURDAY Women’s Lacrosse: ALC Tournament 2pm @ Nashville, Tenn.

Women’s Golf: NCAA Central Regional All Day @ Notre Dame, Ind. Men’s Volleyball: NCAA Championship TBD @ University Park, Pa. Men’s Lacrosse: ECAC Championship 1pm @ Denver Baseball v. Illinois 4:05pm @ Champaign, Ill. Softball v. Michigan State 6pm @ Columbus, Ohio

Hale, Heuerman make splash in their 1st Mirror Lake jump ADAM HAWKINS Senior Lantern reporter hawkins.326@osu.edu Even Ohio State football players couldn’t escape the celebration of Osama bin Laden’s death Sunday night.

Freshman defensive lineman Joel Hale and freshman tight end Jeff Heuerman joined the mass of OSU students at Mirror Lake, and jumped in to celebrate the death of the terrorist leader.

Hale said he hadn’t heard the news when Heuerman came into his room.

“I was laying down and I was basically asleep Sunday night, and my buddy Jeff (Heuerman) came and woke up me and said, ‘Hey, let’s go down to Mirror Lake,’” Hale said.

Even as the two were walking to the lake, Hale still didn’t know why they were going.

“I had no idea what was happening,” he said. “I thought we were going to get food at Mirror Lake.”

The event marked a special moment in the players’ careers at OSU because football players do not typically jump in Mirror Lake during Michigan week.

However, Hale said he jumped in on a whim, not because it was his only chance to participate in the OSU tradition.

“It was really kind of spur of the moment,” he said. “We saw everyone screaming and jumping into the lake and we just thought, ‘Let’s go jump.’”

Hale said he likes the camaraderie among the OSU students, but because he has yet to see Michigan week, he couldn’t compare the two Mirror Lake jumps.

“We were talking to Jeff’s roommate and he said it was not to the point of Michigan week but it was getting pretty close,” Hale said.

Heuerman declined to comment.

Photos Courtesy of MCT, Center photo: JOE PODELCO / Photo editor

Clockwise from left: Former Florida coach Urban Meyer, Nebraska coach Bo Pelini, Ohio State coach Jim Tressel, Alabama coach Nick Saban, Michigan State coach Mark Dantonio. Center: Ohio State interim head coach and codefensive coordinator Luke Fickell.

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Men’s Track: Campbell/Wright Invitational 3:30pm @ Akron, Ohio

Who will lead the Senator’s constituents?

ADAM HAWKINS Senior Lantern reporter hawkins.326@osu.edu The end of spring football is supposed to be a time of clarity and optimism for a football powerhouse like Ohio State.

However, following off-the-field transgressions by five players, including star quarterback Terrelle Pryor, the Buckeye football program is in a state of disarray.

The five players and coach Jim Tressel are suspended for the first five games of the 2011 season.

But five games could be good news for the Buckeyes.

The NCAA released a notice of allegations to OSU on April 21 and will decide the university’s fate after an Aug. 12 hearing.

Tressel’s failure to report his players’ violations could leave The Vest unemployed and the OSU football program scrambling to find a new coach.

In a press conference March 8, OSU President E. Gordon Gee said he never considered firing Tressel, adding that he hoped Tressel “doesn’t dismiss me,” a joking comment he told The Lantern he later regretted.

In the March 8 press conference, Tressel admitted he will take in stride whatever happens.

“The most pathetic thing is a leader looking for selfpity,” Tressel said, quoting former President George W. Bush. “So, at no point in this time … am I looking for anything other than doing what needs to be done.”

The Lantern took a look at possible replacements if one of the program’s most successful coaches is forced to resign, retires or is fired.

Luke Fickell, OSU interim head coach, co-defensive coordinator Fickell is in the best position to take over the job from Tressel if NCAA sanctions force The Senator out of OSU. Fickell was named interim coach for the first five games of the 2011 season, and has been in Tressel’s system for nine years, serving as special teams coordinator, defensive line coach, linebackers coach and co-defensive coordinator.

Fickell played for the Buckeyes from 1992–96

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Crew welcome Sounders to house of horrors PAT BRENNAN Senior Lantern reporter brennan.164@osu.edu The Columbus Crew will attempt to continue their recent success — and exact some revenge — in Saturday’s match against Seattle Sounders FC. The Sounders (3-3-3) are traveling to Columbus for a Saturday match against the Crew, after their six-game unbeaten streak ended with a 2-1 loss to D.C. United (3-4-1) on Wednesday. The Crew (3-1-3) are riding a six-game unbeaten streak of their own, and boast an undefeated 3-0-1 home record heading into Saturday. The Crew’s last loss was March 19 against D.C. United. Columbus fell, 3-1, in its only loss of the regular season.

After the Crew’s 2-1 victory against Vancouver Whitecaps FC on Saturday, midfielder Robbie Rogers tweeted about his team’s recent achievements on its home ground, saying: “3 more points!

Crew stadium is a fortress!”

Crew Stadium was more of a house of horrors than a fortress when Columbus hosted the Sounders last year. Success against Seattle, regardless of the venue, has been hard to come by for the Crew, who will attempt to avenge their last-season record of 0-2-1 against Seattle.

The two losses from the 2010 season included a 4-0 home defeat in league play Sept. 18 and a 2-1 loss at Seattle’s Qwest Field in the United States Open Cup final just 17 days later. Columbus players, including defender and team captain Chad Marshall, haven’t forgotten those games.

“We kind of owe them a little bit,” Marshall said.

“It’s going to be tough. It’s always tough when we play them.”

Rogers did not play in the home loss, and saw limited action in the cup final because of an injury, but said he has unpleasant memories of watching the games from the stands.

“It was difficult to watch,” Rogers said. “I think that Saturday will be a difficult game.”

Crew coach Robert Warzycha agreed.

“They are a good team, and we’ll have to play our best game to win,” he said.

Warzycha said his team played better in the past than it was given credit for, despite its losing record against Seattle.

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Columbus Crew defender Chad Marshall clears the ball up the field during the first half of the Crew’s 2-1 victory against Vancouver Whitecaps FC on Saturday.

“The last couple results at home against Seattle, we lost both games,” he said, referring to his team’s 4-0 loss in 2010 and 1-0 loss Oct. 3, 2009. “In the past, we didn’t match up pretty well. It’s not like they outplayed us.”

Warzycha said his team has a chance to win Saturday’s game.

“I think we have a different team,” he said, “and I think we match up with them pretty well.”

Though the Sounders’ leading scorers — midfielder

Steve Zakuani and forward O’Brien White — are out with injuries and will not play Saturday, Rogers said his team will prepare for the game as it would under any other circumstances.

“They’ve lost some players, but they’re still a good team,” Rogers said. “The way that we’re playing, I think that we’ll win.”

The Crew will kick off against the Sounders at 7:30 p.m. Saturday.

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Fickell has 9 years of experience with the Buckeyes under Tressel as a nose guard, finishing with 212 career tackles and six career sacks. He was also on the 1996 team that won the Rose Bowl against Arizona State.

Fickell is a Columbus man.

He went to DeSales High School, and won a state championship in wrestling.

His familiarity with Tressel’s system would give the Buckeyes an advantage when it comes to a coaching change.

In a March 30 press conference to announce the Buckeyes’ interim coach, Fickell said it was still Tressel’s team but that he was honored to be named to the position in his boss’s absence.

“We coach by committee.

It never has been, never will be about one person in particular,” he said. “This is still coach Tressel’s team.”

Urban Meyer, former Florida coach When rumors surfaced that Meyer and his family bought a house in Upper Arlington at the end of March, the pundits proclaimed him the next OSU coach.

His spread offense would be a far cry from “Tressel-ball,” but his success is undeniable.

Meyer had two three-loss seasons in his first head-coaching position at Bowling Green from 2001–02, an undefeated season in 2004 as coach of Utah and two national championships at Florida in his six seasons at the helm.

Meyer has said he would come back to coaching for just three teams: Michigan, Notre Dame and OSU. With the hiring of new coaches at Michigan and Notre Dame, OSU seems like the most accessible position.

Meyer’s desire to coach at OSU stems from his Ohio roots.

He was born in Toledo, Ohio, played defensive back at Cincinnati from 1983–86 and was at OSU in 1986 and 1987 as a tight ends and wide receivers coach.

Meyer also earned his master’s degree in sports administration at OSU.

Health conditions forced Meyer out of his position at Florida, and he now works at ESPN as a commentator and analyst.

However, Meyer’s daughter, Nicole, has said her father will not be the next Buckeyes coach.

“Stop txting me abt my dad.

HE IS NOT repeat NOT, GOING TO OHIO STATE. thanks.” she tweeted April 26 from her Twitter account, @Nicki_07.

Bo Pelini, Nebraska coach Pelini, like Meyer, is an Ohio man.

He was born in Youngstown, Ohio, and attended OSU, playing free safety under coached Earle Bruce and John Cooper. Pelini was co-captain of the Buckeyes his senior season and graduated from the university with a degree in business marketing.

Pelini spent eight years as an assistant coach on three NFL teams, and has since become the coach at Nebraska, the Big Ten’s newest member.

Nebraska has seen an upturn since Pelini’s hiring in 2008, with two appearances in the Big 12 Championship and two bowl wins in his three seasons.

Pelini’s name was linked to the Miami (Fla.) opening in December before the Hurricanes hired former Temple coach Al Golden.

However, Pelini recently signed a five-year contract with Nebraska, making him the third-highest-paid coach in the Big Ten, behind Tressel and Iowa’s Kirk Ferentz. The contract appears to have locked in Pelini to the Nebraska job, but he could be a candidate to return to his alma mater.

The connection between Pelini and OSU gives the Buckeyes and option to pursue him if the job becomes available, but Nebraska would not comment on the possibility.

Mark Dantonio, Michigan State coach Dantonio left the Buckeyes in 2004 to pursue a head-coaching position at Cincinnati. He was defensive coordinator at OSU from 2001–03, which included the the 2002 national championship against a heavily favored Miami Hurricanes squad.

Dantonio and his defensive staff were able to shut down the Hurricanes offense, which included current NFL players Andre Johnson, Kellen Winslow and Willis McGahee, and notable college quarterback Ken Dorsey.

Dantonio was defensive coordinator at Youngstown State for four years before reuniting with his former boss at OSU. Like Fickell, Dantonio has a good read on what makes Tressel’s teams so successful, and the transition would be easy for the players.

Dantonio led Michigan State to an 11-2 record last season, despite a heart attack following the Spartans’ game against Notre Dame. The Spartans shared the Big Ten Championship, but finished the season with a 49-7 loss to Alabama in the Capital One Bowl.

Nick Saban, Alabama coach In Saban’s career as a football coach, his longest tenure in one position is four years, which will be eclipsed next season at Alabama.

Saban also has ties to the Buckeyes. Ten years after he played defensive back at Kent State, Saban was the defensive backs coach at OSU for one season.

A head-coaching position at OSU would be Saban’s second in the Big Ten, as he coached Michigan State from 1995–99, which included an upset win against the No. 1 Buckeyes at Ohio Stadium during the 1998 season.

However, Saban has been involved in potential NCAA sanctions, as he and his coaching staff were accused of oversigning players at Alabama.

The controversy is something the Buckeyes would want to avoid following their most recent sanctions.

Athletic department spokesmen from Nebraska, Michigan State and Alabama declined to comment.

Ohio State spokeswoman Shelly Poe and ESPN media did not immediately return attempts for comments.

OSU lacrosse hopes ALC Tournament results propel chance for NCAA bid TYLER ROBINSON Lantern reporter robinson.1063@osu.edu The Ohio State women’s lacrosse team (9-6, 2-3 American Lacrosse Conference) is prepared to repeat its success against host school Vanderbilt in the 2011 American Lacrosse Tournament today. The Buckeyes earned a No. 4 seed in the tournament and are ranked 18th nationally. The Commodores (8-7, 1-4 ALC) are the No. 6 seed with a No. 19 national ranking.

When the two teams met during the regular season April 10, then-unranked OSU edged then-No. 14 Vanderbilt, 17-16, in a nail-biter at Jesse Owens Memorial Stadium. Gabby Capuzzi, junior midfielder and team captain, said there is a confidence boost in knowing the team has defeated the opposition before, but said it needs to adjust for a Vanderbilt team that will be seeking revenge.

“We know they’re going to be out to get us,” she said. “We just have to come out stronger.”

During the April 10 game, the Buckeyes built a 12-5 lead only to see a second-half surge by the Commodores bring the deficit to one late in the game. Senior goalie Annie Carruthers said protecting leads was one of the primary focuses in practice this week.

“The main focus has been paying attention to things we have struggled with in the past,” Carruthers said. “More importantly, pushing ourselves when we get the lead to keep it going and not even let (the other team) back in the game.”

Three other ALC teams are ranked in the Intercollegiate Women’s Lacrosse Coaches Association poll heading into the tournament: No. 3 Northwestern, No. 4 Florida and No. 17 Penn State. Johns Hopkins, whom the Buckeyes defeated, 19-12, on April 30 in their final regular season game, is the only nationally unranked ALC team.

Penn State is the third seed for the tournament, and will face sixth-seeded Johns Hopkins on Thursday for the chance to play second seed Northwestern on Friday.

Senior attacker Brittney Zerhusen said the best aspect of this week is that all of the teams in the league are strong and have had success this season, making for a competitive tournament.

“It’s exciting to see how close everything is this year,” she said. “On any given day, anyone can take it.”

Coach Alexis Venechanos acknowledged that,

Courtesy of Ohio State Athletics

Senior attacker Brittney Zerhusen was named to the 2nd-team Team All-ALC for the 2nd time in her career. with the strength of the conference, success in this tournament will go a long way in boosting OSU’s NCAA Tournament chances. The Buckeyes have not been selected to the national tournament since 2003.

“We’re just worried about the ALC Tournament,” she said. “If we’re successful in (that), we’ll have success in hopefully hearing our name next week.”

NCAA Tournament teams will be selected next week.

The players said they are excited for the chance to perform on a big stage.

“We came up short on a couple of our conference games this year,” Carruthers said. “We’re coming into this tournament looking to prove ourselves.”

Capuzzi agreed.

“We just want to go down (to Nashville) and make a statement,” she said.

The Buckeyes and Commodores face off at 4 p.m. in Nashville, Tenn. If the Buckeyes win, they will go on to face No. 1 seed Florida at 4 p.m.

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Starting at $350/ea. 614‑294‑ 7067. www.osupropertymanagement.com $1,800+/Mo ‑ starting at $375 pp. Large 6‑8 bedrooms, great locations, 52 Euclid, 405 E. 15th and more, newly‑remodeled, great locations, spacious living areas, many with 2+ bathrooms, hardwood floors, a/c, lower utilities, newer kitchens with d/w, w/d hook‑up, off‑ street parking, www.hometeamproperties.net or 291‑2600. $2,400, 2250 Indianola, 5‑6 BR, 3 baths, hardwood, NorthSteppe Realty 299‑4110 OhioStateRentals.com $2,500 2205 Waldeck, 5 BR, garage, Gorgeous, big yard, WD. NorthSteppe Realty 299‑ 4110 OhioStateRentals.com $2400 164 W. 9th , Huge 6 BR, South Campus, Front Porch, NorthSteppe Realty 299‑4110 OhioStateRentals.com $3000, 231 E. 16th, 6 BR, Best Loc! WD, DW, NorthSteppe Realty 299‑4110 OhioStateRentals.com $3200 1870 N 4th, Huge 8 BR, New Ktchn & BA’s, NorthSteppe Realty 299‑4110 OhioStateRentals.com $3500, 197 W. 8th, 10‑12 BR, Giant House, NorthSteppe Realty 299‑4110 OhioStateRentals.com 5 Bedroom Half double. 123 Chittenden. 2 Baths. Over 2500 square feet. Parking. $1375. 614‑419‑4407. .

6 bedrooms Whole house.

129 Chittenden. 2 Baths. Over 3000 square feet. Parking. $1650. 614‑419‑4407.

Rooms 0 utilities, furnished rooms, flexible lease periods, super convenient location, 38 E. 17th Ave. Laundry, off‑street parking, $200‑$400/month. 296‑ 6304, 263‑1193.

Available now 14th Ave. Kitchen, laundry, parking, average $270/mo. Paid utilities, 296‑8353 or 299‑4521 Dead quiet near medical complex. Safe. Excellent, low noise/crime neighborhood, quiet serious tenants. OSU across the street. $350/month, no utilities. 614‑805‑4448.

Roommate Wanted Sharing 2 B/R Apt., completely and beautifully furnished, CA, parking, New carpeting, $350/mo. plus half utilities. Call owner: 718‑0790

Sublet Close to med school. Neil ave efficiency. $425/month.

Sublet to August 31st.

614‑439‑3283.

Summer Sublet available, 125 West Oakland Ave (just north of campus). You would be sharing a house with 4 other male students. email: manos.29@osu.edu #313‑590‑0354 Large 2 bedroom apartment located on 12th Ave. available June 1st‑Aug 31st, 2011. A/c, dw, 1.5 baths, onsite laundry, free parking. $645/month + utilities. Contact 614‑291‑ 5001.

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Bartending Up To $300/ Day. No Experience Necessary. Training Available. 800‑ 965‑6520 ext 124. ###! Part‑Time Call Center Position, 5 Minutes from campus along #2 bus line. Part time afternoons & evenings.

Call 614‑495‑1407, Contact Helen #1 Piano, Voice and Guitar teachers needed to teach in students’ homes. Continuing education provided. Excellent pay. 614‑847‑1212. pianolessonsinyourhome.com A great part time job. Earn $20 per hour handing out fliers or commission whichever is greater. Must have good communication skills and Transportation. Can Earn Full time $ or turn into an internship.

Immed. openings for spring and summer. Bring a friend and earn a $50 bonus. Contact dgoodman@certapro.com Include Resume or contact information.

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LAB TECHNICIAN Environmental testing lab has full‑time/part‑time opening for sample technician. Must be Local beverage distributor has accurate and detail oriented. an opening for part time help Opportunity to learn in friendly in its Customer Service De- environment. Fax resume to: partment. Available hours are 299‑4002, mail to: AALI,1025 Thurs/Friday 11am‑6pm and Concord Ave,Cols., 43212.

Saturday 830am‑230pm.Can- EOE didates must be dependable marketing intern/ with great communication skills. Email resumes to H.Ol- Manegement experience.

Recriut and manage a team of berding@superiorbeverageother students. Handing out group.com fliers door to door. Earn $20 EOE‑M/F/V/D per/hr. Openings for spring , summer, and fall. E‑mail dgoodman@certapro.com.

Earn $15‑20 per hour plus outdoor work. Earn commission.

Handing out fliers door to door. $8‑10$/hour this summer. Student Painters is looking for mo5 to 15 Hours per week. tivated students to work outcolumbusres@certapro.com side this summer. For more information about joining our Female Dancers. No nu- team call 419‑202‑9919. dity. Upscale gentlemen’s club looking for slim attractive fe- Part Time work posting listmales. No experience neces- ings on store website and sary. Will train. Work part time ebay for Moody Street Trains. hours and earn school money. Internet and computer skills $100 guarantee.

Flexible needed. Toy train knowledge hours. Work around school a plus. Call Kelso at schedule. Apply in person at 614‑262‑1945 or email kelso@moodystreettrains.com 2830 Johnstown Rd. Part‑TIME Lawn Mowing Associate. $9‑$10 based on Fitness Models Wanted Photographer will be in Wor- experience. 614.760.0911 thington May 13‑17 doing www.MoreTimeforYou.com photo shoots for a female fit- PERSONAL THERAPIST. Maness/physique website.Great ture, generous business execupay! email thmmillard@aol.com tive seeks uninhibited coed for for details. stress relief. Up to $5200/yr available. Email jl43210@gmail.com Graeters Ice Cream is now hiring production assistants to PLay Sports! Have Fun! Maine camp make the best pies and cakes Save Money! in Columbus. Flexible FT and needs fun loving counselors to PT hours available. Up to teach all land, adventure and $9/hr. If you are interested in water sports. Great summer! working in a fun, fast‑paced en- Call 888‑844‑8080, vironment with flexible schedul- apply: campcedar.com ing. Contact @ 2555 Bethel Retail Sales Associate ‑ Rd, or call 614‑442‑0622 ext School Uniform company look252, or email ing for retail sales associates colproduction@graeters.com. for July and August only. ExpeSpecify Production Assistant @ rience helpful. $10.00 per hour the top of application. plus overtime Mon‑Thurs 10‑6, Fri 10‑5, Sat 10‑3. Call 614‑ 876‑3030 ext. 1.

Grocery Store: Applications now being accepted for Stanley Steemer National Full‑time/Part‑time employ- Customer Sales and Service ment. Produce Clerk, Cashier, Call Center. Now hiring in our Deli Clerk, Stock Clerk, and Westerville location. Great Pay! Service Counter. Afternoons, Please contact acassidy@steemer.com to evenings. Starting pay $8.00/Hr. Enjoyable work atmo- learn more about this exciting opportunity. sphere. Must be 18 years or over. Great personalities only! studentpayouts.com Apply in person Huffman’s Mar- Paid Survey Takers needed in ket, 2140 Tremont Center, Up- Columbus 100% free to join. per Arlington (2 blocks north of Click on surveys.

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Club Grounds Department is seeking dependable, hard workHealthy Pets of Wedge- ing individuals who enjoy workwood & Rome‑Hilliard are look- ing in an outdoor environment. ing for Kennel & Reception MSRC is located on the east help. Please apply in person at side of Cleveland and is look4041 Attucks Drive Powell, ing for summer time Cleveland area residents. Job duties may Ohio 43319 include but are not limited to mowing greens, tees, fairways help wanted. Small clinic. and rough. 40 hours a week Intern. $10/hr. Monday and and uniforms are provided.

Wednesday morning and Please apply in person at The Thursday evening. Contact Mayfield Sand Ridge Club 5clinic5@gmail.com.

Grounds Department, 1545 Sheridan Road South Euclid.

For directions call 216‑658‑ High tech Co. needs pt/ft 0825 or 440‑226‑9052 reps., IT personnel, and book Valet parkers wanted for keeper. Excellent wages. a premiere downtown hotel.

E‑mail to Full‑time positions available nickpetruzzella@gmail.com with benefits. Please contact with “resume” on subject line.

Marco at 614‑218‑4291 or e‑ mail at maguado@parking.com.

House CLEANING. Looking for hardworking, detailed ori- Would you like to make ented individuals to work 20‑30 money while developing your hrs/week. $12/hr. Must have modeling skills? A professional car.

Daytime hours only. photographer needs a student Please call (614)‑527‑1730 or for a few hours for a photo session. Female student preferred. email hhhclean@hotmail.com.

No nudity. Call 614‑886‑3164 to discuss terms.

HOUSEcleaning $10.00/Hr + mileage + monthly bonus FT / PT / No Weekends 614.760.0911 MoreTimeForYou.com Customer Service

ARAMARK is seeking hourly employees in the Columbus and Dayton, OH areas. Inter- Kennel Technician Posiested candidates please con- tion. Immediate opening, duties including feeding, medicating, tact: walking, and general husSeeking self‑motiAndrea Serrano @ 813‑289‑ bandry. vated, animal loving, with an ex4014 cellent work ethic please apply at 6868 Caine Road (just off of attractive modeling Sawmill Rd) or fax to Kat @ Nude modeling/photos/videos. 614‑766‑2470. Must be availNo obligation! Audition, will able evenings (3‑7) and weektrain! Pay totally open! Busline, end shifts. If you have quesprivacy assured. Female pre- tions, call 614‑766‑2222. ferred. realpeoplenow@gmail.com LAB INTERNS/COMPUTER (614)268‑6944 PROGRAMMER INTERNBOWLINGFORCASH.COM ‑ S/SALES rep positions availSurvey Site ‑ Fun way to make able immediately for Spring, extra money! Completely FREE! Summer, Fall quarters. Please Camp Counselors, visit our website at www.toxasmale/female, needed for great sociates.com for more informaovernight camps in the moun- tion. tains of PA. Have fun while working with children outdoors. Male seeking Escort. Male Teach/assist with A&C, Aquat- Preferred. 614‑448‑0198 ics, Media, Music, Outdoor 7 bedroom house for rent. Rec, Tennis, & more. Office, $2000/month. 324 Buttles Ave. Nanny, & Kitchen positions OCEAN LIFEGUARD! N Myrtle Dan (614)316‑3986. www.os- available. Apply on‑line at Beach SC $10‑$12+bonus urentals.com www.pineforestcamp.com www.nmblifeguards.com

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In home ABA Therapist needed for 3 y/o boy with Autism. $10/hour to start.

Paid Training. 614‑348‑1615

Looking for sitter available summer quarter and all during school year to care for 2 children (3 & 5 yrs) on Thursday nights and misc. week/weekend days or nights year round, plus need school year transportation.

Require references/CPR training/ car & excellent driving record. Email to lwright9394@wowway.com.

Summer Child Care: Lewis Center Family seeking energetic, positive individual to help with a boy(11) & girl(9). Mature, dependable, non‑smoker, w/excellent driving record, reliable vehicle. Includes driving to/from activities & gas reimb.

Call 614‑203‑6249

You can’t find a better way to spend your summer, than to take walks in the park, go to the pool and hang out with children who like to have fun, can you? College Nannies & Tutors is currently accepting applications at www.collegenannies.com for both after school nannies (hours are between 3:00 ‑ 6:00 pm) and summer nannies. Questions? Call 614‑ 761‑3060.

Help Wanted Medical/Dental

Clinical Applications Pharmacist for The Ohio State University Medical Center, Columbus, Ohio.

Develop, maintain, and support clinical software application systems, including medication management and related automation systems to ensure accuracy of medication information; provide medication and related expertise to the development, analysis and implementation of enterprise‑wide clinical system projects. E‑mail resume to Elizabeth.lamatrice‑bell@ osumc.edu.

ER Scribe ‑ Seeking Pre Med students to work as ER Scribes. www.esiscribe.com OSU Student needed to work Sundays 7am‑ 3pm all year long with a disabled student. Must be able to lift 200 lbs. Pay is $17/hr. Please call Jean Crum 538‑8728.

Research associate ‑ Pulmonary Medicine Division at The Ohio State University, Columbus, OH. Design and execute experiments in microbiology, molecular biology, cardiac functionality and adipose tissue studies. Perform tissue and cell culture. Study molecular mechanisms of interaction between hypoxia and adipocyte biology in obese patients with sleep apnea. Record, analyze and interpret data for reports, publications, and presentations. Instruct and oversee new staff in experimental techniques. Perform library research, write manuscripts, grants and abstracts. Master’s Degree in microbiology or molecular, cellular and developmental biology or agriculture or a related field or equivalent education and experience required. Basic science research experience, preferably in a biological health science setting required. Experience in tissue and cell culture microbiology, enzymology, lipid signaling, molecular biology $15‑17/Hour, Enthusiastic, de- techniques preferred. pendable, fun‑loving ABA Therapists to work with our 12 year‑ Send resume to OSU Pulold adorable, high functioning monary Medicine, Attn: Tim son at Worthington home, full- Mazik, 473 West 12th Avenue, time or parttime, training pro- Room 201, Columbus, OH vided. Speech,OT,Psychology,- 43210.

PT or related majors. Email resume/availablity to ashvini@flairsoft.net, (614)‑563‑ 2200.

Active Westerville Family needs part‑time help with 13, 11, & 9yr. Good drive rec., 20‑25 hours per week, gas reimb. Call/text for interview, Adriatico’s pizza is curneed ref. 614‑774‑1757.

BABYSITTERS NEEDED. rently hiring for delivery drivers.

Must be caring, reliable, have Nights and weekend shifts. Apgreat references and own trans- ply in person at 265 West 11th portation. Pick your schedule. Ave. Apply TheSitterConnection.com City Barbeque Catering CHILD CARE needed for 6 y/o Looking for Catering Associates and 2 y/o on Mon & Wed $9‑$12 an hour plus gratuities evenings from 4p‑9p. Looking Flexible hours lunches, dinners for a student in Education or a and weekends. Clean driving related field. Must enjoy chil- record and some lifting redren, be a dependable, non- quired. Apply on line @ citybbq.smoker with reliable transporta- com Or email wmooney@cition. Send resume & contact in- tybbq.com. Phone 614‑538‑ 1230 formation to olive.5@osu.edu.

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BOnJOUr OSU! La Chatelaine French Bakery & Bistros are looking for enthusiastic, charming and hardworking ladies and gentlemen that love to work in a established family own restaurant & bakery. Our three locations, Upper Arlington, Worthington and Dublin, need weekday morning personnel, and experienced night prep cooks.

Restaurant experience highly recommended.

Please visit our website www.lachatelainebakery.com for locations to pick up an application.

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nOW hiring experienced servers and hosts at Bravo Crosswoods. Day and weekend availability is required.

Please apply in person at 7470 Vantage Dr. Columbus

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nOW hiring. No experience needed. Flexible schedule. Located in OSU area. 3370 Olentangy River Rd. Columbus, OH 43202. 614-266-5237. Apply within. For directions go to www.roosterswings.com.

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fUll timE Summer Position Available for Competitive and 2‑4hrS/WEEk. NW home, baHard Working Students sic yardwork. Experience/referAre you looking for a fun and ences. fransevel@yahoo.com challenging position that is 614-595-4783 ideal for college students who would like experience in completing group projects, budget management, effective market- landSCapE maintEnanCE ing, and customer service? FT/PT, Temp., M-F, start pay Then College Pro Painters is $9.00-$10.00/hr.

Must have the place for you! We are look- own transportation. Call Susan ing to hire across Ohio so here @614-523-2323 or VM 614is your opportunity to work out- 523-2336. doors with other like-minded individuals while earning a good hourly wage!

requirements: your own transportation, manual labor, and a great attitude! Interested candidates should apply online to see if qualified.

We look forward to hearing from you! http://www1.collegepro.‑ com/students/painter_appli‑ dO yOU have creative writing ShErWin WilliamS Part- cation/sb.cn skills and want to put them to Time/Summer Job: Looking for use with social media? person or persons to We are looking for a marketing start @ Grandview Sherwin intern for the summer months Williams ASAP! Looking for thE UltimatE Part-Time at Optimum to help with sales associate with some re- Job. $10-$15 per hour. Make projects we never seems to tail experience and or design great money. Build your re- complete.

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ChaSEtEk partnErS, the market leader in providing businesses with technology infrastructure support is seeking candidates for a product development internship.

The position will provide the opportunity to develop and manage a new invoice management product from the ground up, including technical, operational and marketing aspects.

The right candidate will be able to work a minimum of 20 hours per week immediately with aspirations towards a full-time engagement over the summer. He or she will possess strong computer skills and be capable of analytical thinking.

Knowledge of accounting fundamentals and strong presentation skills is a plus.

More information on the company can be found at www.chasetek.com If interested, please submit your resume to cwolfe@chasetek.com

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mUSiC inStrUCtiOn: Classical guitar, other styles, Theory, Aural Training, Composition & aBa thErapiSt needed. $12+ To Start. I am looking for Songwriting. Call Sound Enan energetic and reliable per- deavors @614/481-9191 www.son to tutor my 7 year old son soundendeavors.com. with autism in academic, social, and life skills. Must have reliable transportation and be willing to drive child and participate in summer camp activities. Must also be able to handle some aggressive behaviors. Training is paid - great re- tOm & Jerry’s Auto Service. sume builder. Email me at Brakes, exhaust, shocks, & towcalicejackson@gmail.com or ing. 1701 Kenny Rd. 488call Cathy at 614-870-6901 for 8507. or visit: www.tomandjermore information. rysauto.com

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Resumé Services aviatiOn. military. Airline pilots. Flight instructors. Airport executives. Military aviators.

Medical. Nursing. Officers. Enlisted. Resumes $75.00-page.

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hr ad executive can help you with your resume to make it perfect.

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Resumes $75.00-page. $50.00-hour writing military histories, family histories, memoirs, biographies. $35.00-hour professional secretarial, dictation, editing, giftwrapping, sewing buttons.

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