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A reported armed robbery Wednesday morning in Ohio State’s off-campus area frightened neighbors. A female OSU student living on West Maynard Avenue reportedly awoke to two suspects pointing guns at her Wednesday at about 11:30 a.m. The suspects, who gained access through a side window, bound the woman’s hands and put her in the basement, according to the notice. The Columbus Division of Police responded to the call, and the home invasion armed robbery contributed to University Police’s decision to issue a public safety notice about recurring

guy had knocked on home invasion I was surprised that we the door and when armed robberies hadn’t gotten a notice someone didn’t late Wednesday about that (the earlier answer he broke afternoon. robbery) sooner because into the window Before the notice, on the side of the if we had known about though, Julie Greenhouse.” wood, a third-year in that it wouldn’t have Greenwood said psychology who lives necessarily stopped her house’s layout nearby the house what had happened but is different than that was allegedly it would have (alerted the house that was robbed, said she everyone) that it was reportedly broken saw police cars at something that could into, but she was her neighbors’ house happen. still worried what at about 1:30 p.m. had happened could when she returned Julie Greenwood have happened to from class and found Third-year in psychology her. out about what had “When I heard happened from her it from my roommate and she roommates. mentioned the knocking I was really “One of my roommates actually frightened, because this morning went and asked someone what we heard people ringing our happened,” Greenwood said. “The

doorbell but we didn’t know who it was so we didn’t answer,” Greenwood said. About three and a half weeks earlier, Columbus Police responded to a call at about 10 a.m. Aug. 19 reporting a man and his roommate were victims of a home invasion robbery on West Oakland Avenue, according to the public safety notice. The males, both OSU students, reportedly responded to a knock at the door and found two suspects who forced their way into the males’ home at knifepoint, according to the notice. Property reported stolen in the incident included three laptops, two Apple iPads, a camera, two cell phones, a driver’s license, cash, a wallet, two mountain bikes, a video

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Some Ohio State students are reacting to a new plan by President Barack Obama that proposes a college ratings system tying rankings to federal aid. Obama introduced the proposal to make college education more affordable and competitive in late August. The plan says it would “tie financial aid to college performance … challenge states to fund public colleges based on performance and hold students and colleges receiving student aid responsible for making progress toward a degree,” according to an Aug. 22 press release. For current and recently-graduated college students, Obama’s proposal plans to help with student loan debt. The average student who takes out loans for school now graduates with more than $26,000 in debt, according to the release. Some Ohio State students had mixed reactions to the proposed plan. “It would make colleges a lot more competitive,” said Farah Shemisa, a fourth-year in industrial systems engineering. “It gives (the institution) more incentive to do well.” Shemisa said she believes it could also make sure financial aid is being used properly. “It’s like a government scholarship,” Shemisa said. “You can’t receive aid if you aren’t doing anything.” The plan comes at a time when some students need aid more than ever. Over the summer, the interest rate rose to 6.8 percent on federally subsidized student loans but a bill passed July 31 brought rates down to 3.4 percent for the short-term. Obama plans to take action to ensure higher education remains affordable by educating borrowing students on a plan called Pay As You Earn, a repayment option capping payments at 10 percent of the loan holder’s monthly income. About 2.5 percent of OSU students defaulted on loans between 2008 and 2010, which compared to other institutions nationwide, is a low rate of default, according to The Lantern archives. Obama’s plan is designed to emphasize the rating

of competitive colleges to help incoming students make better-informed decisions. These ratings will be developed through public hearings and with the input of students, parents, state leaders, college presidents and others, according to the release. In these public hearings, the access and affordability of the institution will be measured, as well as outcomes, such as graduation and transfer rates, earnings and advanced degrees of college graduates, according to the press release. Some, though, are concerned about the ratings system because of the potential consequences, such as universities potentially turning away at-risk students or lowering their standards. Others are worried about the data to be used being incomplete, and Republicans have expressed concerns about imposing federal price controls, according to The Chronicle of Higher Education. Another factor of the plan is to develop more innovation and competition between institutions. Obama’s proposal sets a path to incorporate more technology in the classroom through integrated online platforms, including using online study groups for additional help.

According to the press release, “students attending high-performing colleges could receive larger Pell Grants and more affordable student loans.” Institutions would be rewarded for the number of Pell Grant recipients who graduate and penalized for high numbers of college dropouts. Noah Mitchell, a first-year in environmental science, said knowing a school was high-ranking and competitive would not have an affect on him. “I think wherever you get a degree from, if you work hard enough and are smart, you can get a job,” Mitchell said. He said he believes it should be students who are ranked, not the university. “It could put students who are already at a disadvantage at an even (greater) disadvantage financially,” Mitchell said. Some students said they would have attended OSU regardless of rankings. “Regardless of ranking, I would still go here because of the history,” Kennedy Shasteen, a firstyear in health information management systems said. “It’s so welcoming (here) and so many people love it.”

Students honor 9/11 in remembrance event

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Jeffrey Lewis, a professor in international studies, speaks at the 9/11 Day of Remembrance at Browning Amphitheater Sept. 11.

Respects were made as the memories replayed for the Ohio State community members in attendance at the 9/11 Memorial Event on Wednesday night on campus. The memorial was held at Browning Amphitheater near to Mirror Lake to cap off 9/11 Remembrance Day at Ohio State, and was hosted by the Security and Intelligence Club. The hour-long memorial began with the OSU Air Force ROTC presenting the colors, followed by the national anthem sung by Cassie Kahr of the OSU Women’s Glee Club. OSU international studies professor Jeffery Lewis and Army Reserve Captain Harry McQuiniff were guest speakers at the memorial event. Lewis discussed the nature of commemoration of historical events, instead of speaking about the 9/11 attacks specifically. “The way that we act, the decisions we make based on our remembrance and based on our understanding are a form of commemoration,” Lewis said. “Any anniversary such as the 12th anniversary of the Sept. 11th attacks on the United States is both an opportunity to reflect and an invitation to think and act based on these reflections.” McQuiniff followed Lewis’ speech

with some insight into his memories of 9/11 and his experiences from time he spent stationed in Afghanistan after the attacks in 2001. McQuiniff concluded his speech with a message for students in attendance. “Whatever you do, go do it and do it with gusto, because it does make a difference,” McQuiniff said. Event coordinator for the Security & Intelligence Club Katelyn Wright, a third-year in international studies, spoke about how important 9/11 is to the current generation of college students and what that generation needs to carry on. “9/11 was our generation’s Pearl Harbor, our generation’s Cold War; we are the generation that remembers the attacks,” Wright said. “We saw it as kids but now we are getting older and we can do something about it. It will always be a tragic moment in our history, but out of it arose many heroes and that’s what we should remember.” The memorial ended with a speech from Alexa Lorick, a member of the Security and Intelligence Club and a fourth-year in logistics management, and a moment of silence to pay tribute, as well as a crowd rendition of ‘Carmen Ohio’ led by the OSU Women’s Glee Club. Wright was unable to provide information Wednesday night about how many attended the event.

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campus OSU Marching Band set to perform for California crowd LOGAN HICKMAN Lantern reporter hickman.201@osu.edu

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An OSU Marching Band member plays during the OSU game against Buffalo Aug. 31 at Ohio Stadium.

The Ohio State Marching Band starts its season of traveling along with the football team this weekend. The band is set to travel to California Thursday to support the Buckeyes as they face the University of California, Berkley, Saturday at 7 p.m., the first of its travels to every away game except Northwestern this football season, band business operations manager Rick Shaffer said. It plans to perform “Script Ohio” as well as their show, Movie-Toons, which features selections from the movies “Shrek,” “The Little Mermaid,” “The Lion King,” “Toy Story” and “The Incredibles,” during halftime, band director Jon Waters said in an email. The total cost of the trip is $420,000, Shaffer said. The Office of University Advancement and the Alumni Association is funding $50,000, Shaffer said, while $370,000 will come from the Athletic Department, OSU athletics spokesman Daniel Wallenberg said in an email. Waters said the Marching Band will be an essential element of Saturday’s game.

$24 of food stolen at Ohio Union, 2 arrested

A male non-affiliate reported a rape early Friday morning at Rhodes Hall. Investigation into the event is pending, according to a University Police report. A female OSU student and a male not affiliated with Ohio State were arrested for theft at the Ohio Union Market Tuesday afternoon. Related stolen property included $24 of food products, including three beverages, a chicken quesadilla and a pasta bowl with a side of sauce, according to a University Police report. Two males not affiliated with OSU were arrested for arson early Saturday morning near North Commons. Property related to the event included a metal trash can that had been burned but was still functional. A male staff member reported disorderly

“I’m most excited about the football game itself. Cal has a great stadium. Playing there will be a heck of a memory,” Mackley said. Like Mackley, drum major and fourth-year in piano performance David Pettit said he is looking forward to performing this weekend. “I’m really excited about going to this venue and performing with them (the Cal band) and getting to see a new crowd — it’s going to be great,” Pettit said. He added the band’s support will be good for the team as well. “It will be great for the team because they know they’re not in there alone,” Pettit said. “We are there to support them. We’re going to play for them and try to keep them excited.” Part of this playing and excitement includes a double “Script Ohio” to be performed pregame, Pettit said. A normal “Script Ohio” spells the word “Ohio” once facing the home side of the stadium using 192 band members, Pettit said. A double “Script Ohio” spells “Ohio” twice — one facing the home side and the other facing the away side of the stadium — using 112 people each.

AT&T sends insensitive 9/11 tweet Social media was buzzing Wednesday with posts and updates commemorating the 12-year anniversary of the Sept. 11, 2001 terrorist attacks, but AT&T caused a NICK ROLL different kind Lantern reporter of buzz with a roll.66@osu.edu controversial 9/11 tweet. Captioned with “Never Forget,” AT&T’s Twitter account, @ATT, posted a picture of the Manhattan skyline. The controversy, however, comes in when you see that the most important aspect of the picture, the part showing the World Trade Center tribute lights shining up from ground zero where the Twin Towers once stood, is displayed on a phone.

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conduct after finding a male student sleeping in the first floor hallway of Paterson Hall Friday at about 3 a.m. Officers were able to wake the student and a resident adviser found a friend of the student to take custody of him, according to a University Police report. A second case of disorderly conduct was reported the next day at Baker Hall East in a similar situation involving a reportedly intoxicated female student. Medics responded to the student who was in her bed and concluded she could be released to the custody of a sober friend, according to a University Police report. There were 31 total thefts on OSU’s campus this week from Sept. 4 to Sept. 11. One incident was theft from an automobile parked at the Martha Morehouse parking lot and 13 were thefts of bicycles. There were 14 open container citations issued Saturday between 11:40 a.m. and 3:15 p.m., all to individuals not affiliated with OSU.

“College bands, especially TBDBITL (“The Best Damn Band in the Land”), bring the color and pageantry to a college football game,” Waters said. “The driving percussion, the sound of the brass in the air, the chants, the cheer — it’s all the essence of college football. We will be there for every play and every down until the Buckeyes win.” When the Marching Band arrives in California, its more than 200 members are slated to visit Santa Monica as well as perform at a “But for Ohio State” fundraiser event in Los Angeles, Waters said. The “But for Ohio State” event is set be held in Bel Air and could potentially raise funds for OSU and the band, Shaffer said. Friday will bring more sight-seeing and alumni events before the team departs Saturday night following the football game, Shaffer said. “Friday, we leave early in the morning to bus to San Francisco,” Shaffer said. “Then we have a joint rehearsal with the Cal band that afternoon. Then there is an Alumni Association tailgate that we’re sending a 32-member band to play at.” Fifth-year in Chinese and OSU Marching Band trumpet player, Andrew Mackley, said he is still excited to go to California even though this isn’t his first trip there with the band.

This blatant product placement caused a firestorm of negative tweets replying to AT&T. Within a half hour, the tweet was deleted and an apology was issued from the account. “We apologize to anyone who felt our post was in poor taste. The image was solely meant to pay respect to those affected by the 9/11 tragedy,” the tweet said. I’m not sure how this decision made it through the chain of command at AT&T, from production of the picture to final approval and hitting send, but what happened here was a huge and offensive oversight. I was in the first grade in September 2001 and even as a 6-year-old, I developed enough of a connection to the terrorist attacks that I was left cringing when I saw the tweet. Many people put up some kind of picture, status or update on Sept. 11, but the purpose isn’t for favorites on Twitter or likes on Facebook. It’s certainly not to push a product. The purpose is to honor those whose lives were lost or changed forever in those frightful hours 12 years ago. That being said, AT&T stepped way out of line by placing a phone on its commemorative picture — because a

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Some OSU dining services food prices rise in Fall Semester KATHLEEN MARTINI Lantern reporter martini.35@osu.edu Ohio State students’ wallets might need to stretch a little more for that burrito at Burritos as the prices of some campus dining products experienced a jump this year. Certain product prices changed based on a variety of factors, but there was not an acrossthe-board increase, according to Zia Ahmed, senior director of Dining Services. “We don’t really do any overall price increases. We make adjustments to our prices when and where it’s necessary,” Ahmed said. “Some item prices may have gone down because of whatever reasons, and the other items we needed to increase prices.” Dining Services adjusts prices in order to ensure it’s not losing money, but not to make a profit, Ahmed said. “We don’t really have profits, so it’s based on where we needed to be in order to make our food costs,” he said. One item that experienced that change was Burritos’ burritos, which now cost $7.50 versus their previous $6 price tag. The factors that play into whether or not a

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offering weekly block allotments of either 25 or 20. OSU also split the “unlimited” meal plan into two options, giving students the choice of a meal plan that offers either 10 or four blocks per week in addition to unlimited access to the three Traditions dining locations on campus. Haley Sferra, a third-year in marketing, said some students are hesitant to buy a university dining plan because of the high prices. “I’d rather spend the $6 to buy food that I can get anywhere around here,” Sferra said. For students with an OSU meal plan on the block system, higher prices could mean less efficient usage of their blocks. Phil Kebe, a first-year in business, noted oftentimes items will come out to $6 or a similar price, inciting students to buy more in order to use two full blocks. “It kind of makes you spend more,” Kebe said. Ahmed, however, stands by Dining Service’s item-based pricing system. “We don’t follow (an across-the-board increase) model because it’s not a very friendly guest satisfaction model, number one,” Ahmed said, “and number two, it’s much more effective when you actually increase where it’s needed to be increased and adjust where it needs to be adjusted.”

B&N replaces Station 88 in Union MARIO ROBERTSON Lantern reporter robertson.328@osu.edu A new Barnes & Noble College store replaced university-run Station 88 when it opened in the Ohio Union Friday. The new store is expected to bring in more revenue for OSU than Station 88, said OSU Student Life spokesman Dave Isaacs. “We believe it probably will be (more profitable) because since we are leasing the space. We don’t, as a university, have the costs associated with operations,” Isaacs said. The store reopened Friday, after it was closed for part of last week to give Barnes & Noble College time to stock merchandise, Isaacs said, adding the Station 88 signs that are still up around the store will be replaced at a later time. The employees of Station 88 were offered positions with Barnes & Noble College, Isaacs said. “We worked very hard to make sure that they were taken care of, that we would work with them to either make the transition to Barnes & Noble College, or if they so choose, to find them employment elsewhere in Student Life,” Isaacs said. “We put a very high priority on student employees and making sure they were taken care of.”

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Robbery from 1A gaming system and miscellaneous jewelry, totalling an approximate $6,800, according to a Columbus Police report. Though Greenwood had adjusted to the news by the time the university notice was issued, she said she was concerned about the timing of the alert. “I was surprised that we hadn’t gotten a notice about that (the earlier robbery) sooner because if we had known about that it wouldn’t have necessarily stopped what had happened but it would have (alerted everyone) that it was something that could happen,” Greenwood said. The suspects in the Wednesday incident were

9/11 from 1A Lorick said it’s important to carry on the legacy of those touched by 9/11 and the Americans who were alive when the attacks occurred. “Current freshmen in high school were 2 years old when the attacks occurred and very soon this memorial service will honor 9/11, not from personal recollections but as a historical event,” Lorick said. After the event, Kahr, a second-year in voice performance and music education, said it was an honor to sing at the event. “I grew up singing for charity events and a lot of events that touch a lot of people and I’d say this is definitely one of the most touching events I’ve been able to sing at,” Kahr said. Kahr reflected on how she thinks about 9/11 and what the current generation needs to do to continue the commemoration. “I like to think about how I would feel about

described as a Latino male about 25-30 years old, between 6 feet and 6 feet 2 inches tall, and a 6-foot1-inch black male who was wearing a gray Michigan sweatshirt and a mask, according to the notice. The suspects in the Aug. 19 incident, were described as a white male with short blonde hair wearing a red OSU sweatshirt and a black male wearing dark clothing. Both suspects were allegedly about 20-25 years old and stood about 6 feet tall. The university public safety notice was issued after 5 p.m. Wednesday. University Police and Columbus Police representatives did not immediately respond to calls requesting comment about the notice Wednesday afternoon.

it now if it happened. I think events like this are important because we need to communicate to the younger generations how we felt when it happened and show them we all need to stick together,” Kahr said. Levi Cramer, a first-year in political science and psychology, chose to attend the memorial event partially because of his career aspirations. “I consider myself very patriotic and I eventually want to work in government so coming to the event was a no-brainer for me.” Cramer said. As a part of 9/11 Remembrance Day, the Red Cross and the American Red Cross Club at OSU partnered with the Security and Intelligence Club to host a blood drive at Thompson Library Wednesday afternoon prior to the memorial event. Wright was unable to provide information Wednesday night about how many donated.

Tweet from 2A picture is supposed to be just that, commemorative. How much can AT&T honor the victims of 9/11 if it was simultaneously trying to advertise its product? AT&T’s idea to connect its products to 9/11 has created an ugly backfire for the company. The Manhattan skyline and the “Never Forget” message are a sign of sincerity. When officials from the company made the decision to place a phone in the picture, they made an attempt to connect the AT&T business and product line to a terrorist attack that killed innocent civilians, something AT&T has absolutely no reason for doing. While the backlash on Twitter was harsh, I doubt the company will see any long-term negative effects. It certainly isn’t the only company to make advertising mistakes related to 9/11 — a Wisconsin golf course ran an ad in the Wisconsin State Journal bragging of its Sept. 11 deal, nine holes with cart for $9.11 or 18 holes with cart for $19.11, meant to “commemorate” 9/11. The ad soon went viral and received a great deal of negative feedback, but the course decided to open anyway Wednesday, according to the Associated Press. The instances show that while social media can

Union from 2A He referred The Lantern to the Barnes & Noble College store for the number of workers who chose to leave. The Barnes & Noble College managers were not able to comment Wednesday. Some students said they don’t think another campus-area Barnes & Noble is necessary. “I don’t see a need for a new store with the other location on High Street being so close,” said Michael Burnham, a third-year in physics. “The new store may have a wider selection, but it would not be too different than what is offered at the other store.” Isaacs said the new Barnes & Noble College store will provide OSU students with new options and benefits. “There will be an even greater variety of quality apparel and merchandise through this change,” Isaacs said. “Also, students and others will be able to use Barnes and Noble College gift cards at this location as well.” Other students said they think the store would be

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helpful if Barnes & Noble College sells textbooks at Ohio Union. “The other Barnes & Noble store is two streets over, and I don’t really see a need for it,” said Julia Ferrando, a second-year in political science. “If they decided to start selling textbooks at this location, too, then it would be more beneficial to students living on campus because it would be closer.” Burnham said he does not believe the Union store will receive any dramatic increase in business. “The location of the store is kind of in a weird, out of the way place,” Burnham said. “It depends on how the store is advertised, but it will probably get the same amount of traffic Station 88 received.”

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5 things to watch for: OSU v. California Eric Seger and Daniel rogers Sports editor and Asst. sports editor seger.25@osu.edu and rogers.746@osu.edu 1. If he is able to play, how effective will Braxton Miller be? It’s no secret Ohio State coach Urban Meyer wants to play Miller no matter how well redshirt-senior quarterback Kenny Guiton performs in his absence. Meyer said the starting quarterback will play if “he’s healthy to play and play like Braxton plays,” but how much will he be able to do? Spraining your MCL is not the worst knee injury possible, but with the amount of time Miller spends out of the pocket as a runner, keeping an eye on him will be vital. His presence in Big Ten play will be more important than during an early season non-conference game. 2. Will freshmen Dontre Wilson and Ezekiel Elliott continue to have an impact? Although they are behind redshirt-senior Jordan Hall and redshirtjunior Rod Smith in the running back rotation, the two speedy freshmen running backs impressed during the first two games of the season. Wilson picked up 57 total yards against San Diego State and is fourth on the team in total rushing. Just behind him is Elliott, who had 36 yards on the ground against the Aztecs. The pair has also been used as H-backs in Meyer’s system, and have shown off flashes of the speed that has Buckeye faithful excited. If they can continue to impress while they are on the field, do not be surprised if their roles grow as the season progresses. 3. Will Joey Bosa play a bigger role with Adolphus Washington injured? Although Miller took most of the headlines with his injury, sophomore defensive end Adolphus Washington was also taken out of the game against SDSU with an groin injury and did not return. In his place, freshman defensive lineman Joey Bosa stepped up. He recorded two solo tackles during the game and created havoc at the line of scrimmage. With Washington still listed as day-to-day leading into the game against California, Bosa will be looked at as the player who will need to pick up the slack. Even if Washington does start, the end could be utilized sparingly by defensive coordinator Luke Fickell and company, so Bosa will have the opportunity to leave his mark. 4. How will the Buckeyes handle their first road game? It’s one thing to face the pressure of a team gunning for you when you are in the friendly confines of Ohio Stadium. It’s entirely different when the stadium is filled with a hostile crowd screaming at you and

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Freshman running back Ezekiel Elliott (15) gets tripped up during a game against San Diego State Sept. 7, at Ohio Stadium. OSU won, 42-7. doing what they can to help their team to victory. After back-to-back home wins to start the season, OSU travels to Berkeley, Calif., to take on the Golden Bears. It is the first serious test for the Buckeyes, who faced off against non-Bowl Championship Series opponents in their first two games and will face off against a Pac-12 opponent Saturday, and it will be even tougher being on the road for the first time this season. 5. Can California’s freshman quarterback play well enough to upset the Buckeyes? Taking down a top-five ranked team is nothing short of easy, and if the Golden Bears want to be successful Saturday night, they will need true freshman quarterback Jared Goff to play well. Goff currently leads

Men’s soccer set for first of 4 straight games in Ohio Eran Hami Lantern reporter hami.2@osu.edu The Ohio State men’s soccer team begins a stretch of four straight in-state matchups with a trip to Bowling Green, Ohio, to take on the Falcons. Coach John Bluem said he looks forward to the challenges of the matchups against Ohio teams. “These are hard games, these Ohio games,” Bluem said. “They’re rivalry games in a sense that, kind of, everybody likes to play Ohio State.” OSU is coming off a win against Southern Methodist University in the Holiday Inn City Center Golden Hurricane Classic, and a 4-1 defeat at the hands of then-No.22 Tulsa last weekend. Sophomore midfielder Zach Mason says the loss was a reality check. “I think it made us re-evaluate what we were doing as players, to come together a bit,” Mason said. “I think we showed that on Sunday.” Over the weekend, freshman midfielder Christian Soldat and senior midfielder Denio Leone scored their first goals. Soldat said he didn’t think about the fact that it was his first score of the year. “It didn’t really hit me at first,” Soldat said. “I was more worried about getting the ball back so we can try and get another goal.” When asked about the pressure of scoring more, Soldat said it should not be a problem. “The first one is always the hardest in the season,” Soldat said. “Once you get that out of the way, it’s smooth sailing.” Mason and Leone were named to the All-Tournament team from the Hurricane Classic. Bowling Green State comes into the match with

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Junior midfielder Max Moller (31) beats his defender during a match against IPFW Aug. 20, at Jesse Owens Memorial Stadium. OSU won, 2-0. a 1-2-1 record. The Falcons’ last three matches were against ranked opponents, including a 1-1 draw with then-No. 14 Michigan. BGSU returns 14 letter winners and introduces nine newcomers to the team. Two returning players, junior midfielder Danny Baraldi and senior forward Anthony Grant, made the All-Mid-American Conference first team in 2012. The match kicks off Friday at 7 p.m. at Cochrane Field.

Cal’s Bigelow: ‘We have a chip on our shoulder’ dan hope Oller reporter hope.46@osu.edu For a second consecutive season, the Ohio State football team is set to play California for the third game of the year, looking for a win to remain undefeated. Beating California at Ohio Stadium didn’t come easily for the Buckeyes last season. The Golden Bears took a 21-20 lead over OSU with 12:26 left to play in the fourth quarter. After the Buckeyes took a 28-21 lead on a touchdown pass followed by a two-point conversion with 8:31 to play, California tied the game just 21 seconds later on a 59-yard touchdown run by then-sophomore running back Brendan Bigelow. It took a 72-yard touchdown connection from quarterback Braxton Miller to wide receiver Devin Smith, both sophomores at the time, with just 3:26 to play for the Buckeyes to win the game 35-28. This year the Buckeyes will have to win in a road game Saturday at California’s Memorial Stadium in Berkeley, Calif. The Golden Bears will look to capitalize on the home-field advantage and turn the tables after a close defeat last season. “We have a chip on our shoulder,” Bigelow said

Tuesday. “We went up there and we almost upset them, and came short.” Bigelow, now a junior running back, was the star of last year’s loss to the Buckeyes as a sophomore. He only received seven touches in the game — four rushing attempts and three kickoff returns — but gained a whopping 234 all-purpose yards. Prior to his game-tying 59-yard touchdown, he scored an 81-yard touchdown on the first play of a drive early in the third quarter. OSU junior linebacker Ryan Shazier and senior safety Christian Bryant said Wednesday after practice that the OSU coaches have stressed the concept of maintaining leverage on defense in this year’s game to keep Bigelow in check. “He’s a pretty good back. He’s real fast, so once somebody makes a mistake, he can capitalize on it real quick,” Shazier said. “We just got to keep him under control, we just can’t let him get where he want to go.” Bryant said the Buckeyes, who had a number of missed tackles on Bigelow’s two touchdown runs, have also been working on open-field tackling since last year’s game. “It was just some guys just making small mistakes,” Bryant said of Bigelow’s touchdown runs last season. “He’s a guy who likes to get on the edge and showcase his speed. Agile guy, can make you miss in the open field.”

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the nation in total passing yards with 930, but has not seen a team with the caliber of athletes like the ones at OSU. Look for the Buckeyes to put plenty of pressure on Goff and rely on their veteran defensive backfield of redshirt-junior Bradley Roby and company to make plays. If Goff can keep his mistakes to a minimum to help keep the game close, things could get interesting in Berkeley. JOIN THE CONVERSATION

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on our deep defense, being really responsible for your mark and stepping up and playing low.” Sophomore back Emma Royce said the team is looking at different angles of the game in order to be ready for their top 10 opponents. “We’ve been preparing, just like building up out of the back and now that we are a few games in, we just have that experience under our belts,” Royce said. “We are looking to just hit the main stream of our season.” The Buckeyes are also looking at this weekend in a different way than they have with their previous opponents. Senior midfielder Mona Frommhold said they are going to handle the games with a more relaxed approach. “I think we should calm down,” Frommold said. “The last games we were too sure we were going to win, so since both teams are very good, we should just focus on our game.” Royce said the team is looking forward to the upcoming games and believe they are prepared to handle the competition. “UMass and Syracuse have a really good record, and I’m just like, excited to play some really top teams,” Royce said. “They both have a reputation of having a fighting spirit, so I’m really looking forward to it.” The Buckeyes will take on UMass Saturday at 2:30 p.m. and Syracuse Sunday at 2 p.m.

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Then-junior midfielder Arielle Cowie (24) looks for an open teammate during a game against Michigan State Oct. 5, at Buckeye Varsity Field. OSU lost, 1-0.

Cal from 4A Bigelow hasn’t been at his best in California’s first two games of the season. He underwent offseason knee surgery to repair a torn meniscus and acknowledged he does not yet have full confidence in his ability to plant and cut off of the rehabilitating knee. “In time, I’ll have more faith in it,” Bigelow said Tuesday. “Right now, I’m still struggling with that.” Through the first two games of the season against Northwestern and Portland State, Bigelow has 136 rushing yards on 33 carries. He also has six catches for 60 yards. He said he would grade his performance in the first two games as a “D-minus.” “I’m pretty hard on myself though, and I expect more out of myself,” Bigelow said. “I want to improve on my cutting ability, more vision, seeing the field better and my blocking.” Although Bigelow is back, the California offense will be a considerably different one than OSU faced last season. The Golden Bears have a new coach, Sonny Dykes, a new offensive coordinator, Tony Franklin and a freshman starting quarterback, Jared Goff. Using the fast-paced offensive scheme Dykes brought to California, the Golden Bears have run 194 total offensive plays through their first two games. The Buckeyes, by comparison, have only run 138 plays and had 135 run against them. Shazier said the defense’s goal will be to control the game’s tempo and stop California from reaching its average of nearly 100 offensive plays. “To be honest, when you’re a good defense, you’re not allowing people to (run) 100 plays,” Shazier said. “If we can control the tempo of the game, I feel like we can win it.” Dykes expects OSU’s defense to present a “huge challenge” Saturday.

Ohio State’s field hockey team is set to take to the field against two ranked squads as it heads to Syracuse, N.Y., to play No. 7 Massachusetts and No. 6 Syracuse. The team dominated in its home opener against Missouri State, winning 5-1, but fell in overtime to Bucknell 3-2 last weekend as part of the Buckeye Classic. Coach Anne Wilkinson said the team has stepped up in practice and has been preparing well for this weekend’s matchups. “This week I saw some improvements,” Wilkinson said. “We kind of took a step back this weekend against Bucknell. I think that was definitely a game we could have won … but we’ve been working hard this week.” Despite the improvement Wilkinson said the team still needs to work to be better in other areas. “I think our ball movement, and to control what we can control, and how we move the ball whether it is out of the back or through the midfield, finding different options and being creative, we were working on that,” Wilkinson said. “We were also working

“Ohio State’s defense matches up pretty well against everybody,” Dykes said. Franklin said the Buckeyes defense has no shortage of talent. “(OSU coach Urban Meyer) is a phenomenal coach, but he’s also a great talent evaluator and brings in guys that can do what he wants them to do,” Franklin said. “There’s so many good players on the field, it’s not that none of them stand out, it’s that they all do.” That defensive talent, however, has not changed California’s offensive game plan, Goff said. He and his team is preparing the same way to play the Buckeyes as it did for its first two games. “I think our offense can match up with any defense in the country,” Goff said. “We go into every game the same way … we’re going into Ohio State the same way we went into Northwestern and the same way we went into Portland State. We don’t really change much with our offense, we stay the same way every week.” On the other side of the equation, OSU’s offensive star is also dealing with a knee injury. Wednesday, Meyer said Miller’s status for the game remains uncertain after he suffered an MCL sprain last Saturday. If Miller is out, the Buckeyes will turn to redshirt-senior backup quarterback Kenny Guiton, just as they did when Miller was injured on OSU’s first drive of the game last week. Even if the Buckeyes are without the reigning Big Ten Offensive Player of the Year, Dykes said California’s defensive game plan would not change significantly. “There’s not much drop-off (from Miller to Guiton),” Dykes said. “It’s hard to say that when a Heisman Trophy front-runner goes down ... but I think that’s a credit to the supporting cast. They’ve got a lot of good players offensively, and they just got to keep on humming when Braxton comes out.” The Buckeyes still put up 445 total yards of offense, 43 of which came while Miller was in the game, in their 42-7 victory against San Diego State.

Guiton completed 19 of 28 passes for 152 yards and two touchdowns and added 83 rushing yards and a touchdown on nine rushing attempts. California redshirt-freshman linebacker Hardy Nickerson said the defense is prepared to face either quarterback. “One is down and the other guy steps in, we’re still going to do the same thing. We’re still going to do our jobs,” Nickerson said. “Everybody has to do their assignments, so it’s not much of a difference whether one plays or one doesn’t.” The 1-1 Golden Bears, who already lost to a Big Ten school in their season opener against Northwestern, will be the underdogs against the No. 4-ranked Buckeyes. Dykes said his team is going to have to play at a “very high level” to win.

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1. Fans clad in American colors and scarves reading ‘The Land of the Free’ wave flags at the US versus Mexico soccer game. The USMNT took on the Mexico national team Sept. 10 at the Columbus Crew Stadium, winning 2-0. 2. Clarence Goodson (21) heads the ball away from the goal. The USMNT took on the Mexico national team Sept. 10 at the Columbus Crew Stadium, winning 2-0. 3. Landon Donovan (10) leaps onto a Mexico player for a header. The USMNT took on the Mexico national team Sept. 10 at the Columbus Crew Stadium, winning 2-0. 4. Clint Dempsey (8) jumps across the field, heading a ball toward the goal. The USMNT took on the Mexico national team Sept. 10 at the Columbus Crew Stadium, winning 2-0. 5. Clint Dempsey (8) dribbles the ball away from a Mexico player. The USMNT took on the Mexico national team Sept. 10 at the Columbus Crew Stadium, winning 2-0. 6. Jermaine Jones (13) looks for an open player to pass the ball. The USMNT took on the Mexico national team Sept. 10 at the Columbus Crew Stadium, winning 2-0.

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In an attempt to shine light on local music, The Lantern’s “Columbus’ Own” is a weekly series that will profile a new Columbus band every week.

Local band gains momentum after Summerfest win SHANNON CLARY Lantern reporter clary.60@osu.edu School has been in session for four weeks now, but local band Chinese School started working long before Welcome Week. Three friends, all Pickerington natives, who started jamming together in high school and college, formed the indie-rock band. A song that vocalist and guitarist Benjamin “Butch” Wagner wrote when he was 10 years old inspired the group’s name. Other members are Michael Barnett on guitar, Alex Randall on bass and Stamati Arakas on drums. The band started playing shows near campus in early 2012 with a slew of different drummers throughout the year, Wagner said. “Once Stamati joined the band (in January 2013), everything fell into place,” he said. The band gained momentum after it cemented members by recording a sample EP of four songs in May at Relay Recording studio downtown. The group decided to submit the songs to the CD 102.5 Summerfest Local Artist Showcase for radio listeners to vote for a chance to select the band as the opening act of Summerfest, a festival sponsored by the radio station and held at the Lifestyles Communities Pavilion in August. “CD 102.5 lounge members online picked 10 semifinalists,” said Lesley James, a DJ at CD 102.5. “They voted for a two-week period and picked three finalists: Bummers, ElectroCult Circus and Chinese School.” The three bands then each performed for a live audience at Skully’s Music Diner, and the audience members voted for their favorite.

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Columbus-based band Chinese School plays at Summerfest, a festival sponsored by CD 102.5 held at the Lifestyles Communities Pavilion Aug. 24. Chinese School came out as the winner and earned the title of opening act on the outdoor LC stage at Summerfest, which also featured nationally-acclaimed acts such as Cold War Kids and Matt & Kim. “It felt like biting into a really good peach,” said Barnett of the win. “Bummers is a really good band.

We were worried they were going to win, but it was so exciting.” Opening Summerfest not only gave the band exposure, but also made its members feel like they reigned over the LC, Barnett said. “It was like we were famous for a day,” he said.

James gave a few reasons she thought Chinese School took home the gold. “All three bands were great,” she said. “Chinese School is definitely a great up-and-coming rock band. They played cool original material and an awesome Queens of the Stone Age cover.” The band has been in rotation on CD 102.5 since the win, James said. “We always have two local bands in rotation. Winning the local showcase is the ultimate listener feedback. I am curious to see where Chinese School will be in a year from now,” she said. The band considers diverse influences to be a big part of their sound’s appeal. “We all grew up on a different set of bands, and that’s what makes us fun and unique,” Wagner said. Some of the bands Wagner and Barnett said have influenced them the most include Radiohead, Smashing Pumpkins, Dinosaur Jr. and Pavement, as well as Queens of the Stone Age. “We all have tickets to see Queens of the Stone Age next week,” Wagner said. So what does the future hold for a local band that has already opened a summer music festival in Columbus? Pushing forward. “We are more inspired than ever to continue writing and sharing music,” Wagner said. The bandmates hope to soon record an entire album and book some shows outside of Columbus. “I love the Columbus music scene, but we can only do so much in one place,” Wagner said. They hope to start with a small five-city tour and work their way up to larger ones. The next big event for the band will be being playing at the Independents’ Day festival downtown Sept 20 at 7 p.m.

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Rumors of new ‘Harry Potter’ book circulate, fans still yearning for prolonged storyline BROOKE SAYRE Lantern reporter sayre.128@osu.edu I felt like my heart was going to stop. Is it true? Is J.K. Rowling writing an eighth Harry Potter book? It was the series that made me cry because I didn’t get an acceptance letter to Hogwarts. It was the series that made me believe in love, loyalty and friendship. It was the series that gave me a reason to pre-order a book, stand in line at Walmart and read until my eyes couldn’t stay open any longer. Is the magical story of my childhood really returning to me? No. Rumors of a new Harry Potter book swirled around the Internet starting this year in March and once identified as a hoax, ruined the dreams of readers everywhere. An alleged quote from Rowling stated she was “75 percent done” with the novel and decided to return to the wizarding world after her previous novel, “The Casual Vacancy,” was a bust. Apparently this was an excessively cruel April Fools joke on the world. But, initially, my mind was filled of potential storylines. Would we finally learn all the secrets of Albus Dumbledore’s youth? About his brother, Aberforth and the death of their sister, Ariana? Not only the tragedies his family was put though, but also his accomplishments. Or maybe uncover the power struggle and defeat of Gellert Grindelwald, the

discovery of the 12 uses of dragon’s blood and not to mention his work with Nicolas Flamel (the Sorcerer’s Stone, anyone?). We learned so much about Albus Dumbledore after he died — just imagine hearing the story in first person. Or Rowling could go in a different direction and focus on Harry’s parents. This could follow the mischief of the ultimate marauders, Padfoot, Prongs, Moony and Wormtail. If readers thought Harry, Ron and Hermione were meddlers, imagine creating the Maurader’s Map with a werewolf. Not to mention after the seventh novel, when everyone realized Severus Snape was a hero. So we could probably learn more about his (love) story with Lily and the gang. Another option could take place where the Deathly Hollows epilogue ended. It could feature the adult-life of the trio and their impact on the Ministry of Magic in the Auror department. It’s like Defense Against the Dark Arts class every single day! We could see what the James, Albus and Lily Potter are up to. Have they burnt down Hogwarts with the Weasley children, Rose and Hugo? Have they attempted duels with Draco’s son, Scorpius? Who else is falling in love besides Teddy Lupin and Victoire Weasley? The next generation of Hogwarts would certainly be worth a read. I’m sure I’m not the only one begging for answers. So, Rowling, I’m talking to you. I’m asking you to prolong the story of my childhood. Write another book. Maybe two. I’ll still be here, patiently waiting. In the meantime, I’ll just book my flight to Florida to The Wizarding World of Harry Potter and relive my dreams there.

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Emma Watson (Hermione Granger), left, Rupert Grint (Ron Weasley), middle, and Daniel Radcliffe (Harry Potter) in ‘Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.’ Rumors have circulated about J.K. Rowling writing an eighth ‘Harry Potter’ book.

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In an exclusive interview with The Dim Bulb, the High Street sidewalk has come out and confessed it is sick and tired of being puked on by Ohio State students and Buckeye fans alike. The sidewalk, notorious for never talking to the press, has finally expressed its displeasure with being “everybody’s drunken toilet.” “Now, I don’t like to complain much, especially to reporters,” the sidewalk said. “But I’ve had it up to my curbs with this. It’s just not cool.” Upon hearing High Street sidewalk’s complaints, Pearl Avenue decided to announce its irritation with kids on campus as well. “How do you think I feel?” asked Pearl Avenue. “Puke is one thing, but at least nobody pees all over the High Street sidewalk. I feel like a urinal whose cake has dissolved years ago,” adding that it has also been debating charging the homeless community rent for the past year now. Ryan Dilford, a fourth-year in business, weighed in on the controversy. “Oh man, I had no idea it even cared. I’ve been puking up liquid dope on High Street pretty much every Wednesday since I had a fake ID to get into

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The High Street sidewalk asks ‘If you’re going to puke, please use a trash can, or at least a newspaper dispenser. Sheesh.’ the bars,” Dilford said. “I feel like a total jerk now. My b.” Chris McDowell, senior contractor for the Columbus Department of Public Service, also commented on the announcement of the walkway’s discomfort. “Unfortunately, the city of Columbus is not available to relocate the High Street sidewalk at this time. We have already placed as many trash receptacles as we

can afford to deter people from vomiting pizza and beer all over it,” McDowell said. “Also… that sidewalk, can like, talk?” Amy Canzoni, a clumsy second-year studying strategic communication, did not seem to have much sympathy for the sidewalk. “That jerk broke my iPhone 5 like, three times,” Canzoni said. “One time, I dropped it while running down the street to see some guy walking his cute little doggy and it like, didn’t even try to catch it. Just shattered the screen to pieces.” The Dim Bulb also reached out to the pack of one-eyed stray cats behind Mama’s Pasta & Brew, who declined to comment. “Listen, I’m not trying to be a diva about this. I understand everyone’s face get chunks blown on it every once in a while,” High Street’s sidewalk said. “I just expect a little respect, too. I’m tired of people just walking all over me.” The sidewalk then concluded its announcement, admitting it “wishes it was the Oval” or “that cool red walkway thing at the RPAC. Now that guy knows what he’s doing.” This is part of a series called “The Dim Bulb.” It is a weekly dose of satire, intended to poke fun at the university and affiliates. The contents of these articles are not factual and are not meant to be taken seriously.

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70 W. Blake Ave. Unfurnished. OSU Area. 1/2 double, Hi-efﬁciency gas furnace, central air, hardwood ﬂoors, area rugs included, W/D, DW, off-st. parking. No pets. $1,000/mo. 1yr. lease. Day: 221-6327 Evening: 261-0853

HORSE FARM’S apartment and stalls. 3bdrm, 2 bath, UTILITIES PAID, near Grove City (28 min. to OSU). Board your horse, 1 mile oval riding track, grow a garden, gaze at the star-ﬁlled nighttime summer sky (you can see all of it). $1200/mo. 614-805-4448 or comp4861@yahoo.com

Unfurnished 4 Bedroom UNFURNISHED 4 bedroom house E. Tompkins Ave. OSU North campus. Renovated completely. 2 bathrooms. Off street parking, Central A/C. Gas heat. Hardwood ﬂoors throughout. Newly installed insulated windows. All new mechanicals. Appliances furnished. $1600/ month. Utilities not included. Available Sept. 15th. D. 221-6327 E. 261-0853

HOME/ADMIN. ASST. Retired, visually-disabled, former business owner and wife need student for PT Home/Admin – light house cleaning, email, & basic Ofﬁce skills. Pleasant Clintonville ranch. Flex time, about 5 hrs in AM weekly. Background check, references. $15/hr, EOE, email resume to zettann@gmail.com.

MEDICAL COLLEGE across the street, 1 house from campus. Furnished rooming house for scholars only. Present tenants= 2 Med students, 2 PhD Engineers and a Law student. Extremely quiet and safe, as is the neighborhood. $450/month 1 year lease minimum. 614-805-4448 or LAB TECHNICIAN Analyze environmental samcomp4861@yahoo.com ples for pollutants using EPA ROOM: 92 E. 11th Ave. Clean. methods. Candidate must Cozy. Walk to campus. Parking be accurate and detail oriavailable. Short term okay. Free ented. Opportunity to learn in a internet. $375/mo. plus utilities. friendly environment. Full Time/ (614)457-8409, Part Time. Email resume to: (614)361-2282 advan2@choiceonemail.com, fax to (614) 299-4002 or mail to AALI, 1025 Concord Ave., Columbus, Ohio 43212. EOE

BICYCLE MECHANIC/SALES person for NW Columbus Bicycle Shop. Seasonal partime. Pay commensurate with abili2 BEDROOM town home, 1.5 ties. Call Chris at 614-889-2453. baths, central air, gas heat, basement with W/D hookup. CONSTRUCT-APARTMENTS Offstreet parking, enclosed back Flex sched, cash pay. Must be patio. $675/month, quiet neigh- dependable, generally handy borhood. 15 minutes to OSU. with dependable transportation. Ideal for OSU law students. no Desire to learn Apartment-Construction business a plus. Randy pets. $675/month. 226-8033 614-519-2044.

3 BEDROOM condo for rent--upper arlington schools. call for more information. 614-361-2207 $1200/month

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COSI IS hiring a part time Grounds Maintenance Technician! Visit www.COSI.org for full job descriptions and to apply. EARN WEEKEND CASH! Family owned business is looking for help parking cars on home football Saturdays. $10 per hour. 3.5-4 hrs per Saturday. Call 614-286-8707. EVENT COMPANY with new ofﬁces on campus looking for PT manager to help run events. Also looking for labors to work the events. $10.00 per hour. Good workers need only apply. GROCERY STORE: Applications now being accepted for Full-time/Part-time employment. Produce Clerk, Cashier, Deli Clerk, Stock Clerk, and Service Counter. Afternoons, evenings. Starting pay $8.50/Hr. Enjoyable work atmosphere. Must be 18 years or over. Great personalities only! Apply in person Huffman’s Market, 2140 Tremont Center, Upper Arlington (2 blocks north of Lane Ave and Tremont). LOOKING to rent an apartment or house? Call The Lantern at (614) 292-2031.

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SMALL COMPANY over 50 years in business needs F/T or P/T worker. We will work around your schedule. We do gutters, siding, rooﬁng & light repair work. Nelson Rooﬁng 4636 Indianola. (614) 262-9700.

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STRATEGIC RESEARCH Group is looking for a full-time (40 hours per week) Research Associate. Duties will include management of large databases, working with data codebooks, data entry of survey results, coding of survey responses, assisting with report formatting and preparation, and other duties as assigned. Qualiﬁed candidates will be highly proﬁcient in MS Word and Excel and have at least some experience with data management and analysis software program (SPSS preferred). Strong writing and analytical skills required; candidate must also be extremely detail oriented. Background in social science research methods preferred. Please send resume to: Strategic Research Group, Attn: Human Resources, 995 Goodale Blvd., Columbus, OH 43212 or fax to: 614-220-8845.

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TELEPHONE INTERVIEWERS wanted immediately to conduct interviews for research firm. No experience necessary. Great part-time job for students. Evening and daytime shifts available. Apply in person at: Strategic Research Group, 995 NOW HIRING Floor Technician. Goodale Blvd., 2nd floor. Stripping, Waxing, Buffing. You must have proof of experience VALETS and OWN equipment. $20/hr Driven. Service oriented. A call MCS @ 614-264-3851. team player. Reliable. Professional. Friendly. Does this sound like you? Currently hiring FT/PT Valets for various shifts throughout Columbus. HEY STUDENTS WE HAVE THE BEST JOBS!!

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PICK PACK, CLOTHES, POSTERS, TOYS, JEWELRY GREAT FULL AND PART TIME HOURS PAYDAY EVERY FRIDAY!! APPLY AT LIFE STYLE STAFFING 6100 CHANNINGWAY BLVD, SUITE 406 (IN THE US BANK BUILDING OFF BRICE ROAD) YOU WILL LOVE OUR JOBS!!

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OSU MALE Needed to work with disabled young male. Close to campus. Sunday 7am-3pm, Tuesday 3pm-11pm, Friday 7am-3-pm Must have own transportation Pays 17.80 per Contact Jean Crum 284-7276 PART-TIME Research Associate wanted for an independent research ﬁrm specializing in public opinion, policy and program evaluation for state and federal agencies. Excellent position for student in social science ﬁeld. Must be detail oriented person who has taken a research methodology class as part of their curriculum.

ABA THERAPISTS Needed We are looking for experienced ABA therapists to work with our son with autism. We are looking for mornings 6:30 to 8, afternoons after 3 and weekends. We live in UA very close to OSU campus. Call 538-9877 Anne/ Tim

BABYSITTERS WANTED: Stafﬁng Service seeking reliable sitters. Make your own schedule - $9-$12/hr. Must obtain CPR Certiﬁcation and background check. Visit preferredsittingsolutions.com to register and apply. CARE AFTER School Worthington NOW HIRING Recreation Leaders M-F 2-6. $10.50/hr. Gain great experience working with Elementary students. Interviewing now. Please download application at www.careafterschool.com and Call 431-2266 ext.222.

Care Providers and ABA Therapists are wanted to work with children/ young adults with disabilities in a family home setting or supported living setting. Extensive training is provided. This job is meaningful, allows you to learn intensively and can accommodate your class schedule. Those in all related ﬁelds, with ABA interest, or who have a heart for these missions please apply. Competitive wages and beneﬁts. For more information, call L.I.F.E Inc. at (614) 475-5305 or visit us at www. LIFE-INC.NET

DUBLIN FAMILY looking for someone to work with our 15 year old son who lives with Autism. Need Tuesday and Thursday availability. Training through Nationwide Children’s Hospital. Great job for ST, OT and psy majors. Call 216-9531

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NOW HIRING. No experience needed. Flexible schedule. Located in OSU area. 3370 Olentangy River Rd. Columbus, OH 43202. 614-262-3185. Apply within. For directions go to www. roosterswings.com. OPEN INTERVIEWS to be held at Figlio Wood-Fired Pizza, a top-ten restaurant on Saturday, September 14th from 10:00am until 12 noon for cooking, bussing, and serving positions. If you enjoy working with other sharp, upbeat people in a fun atmosphere, come in to talk to us. Part-time ﬂexible schedules. Will train. 1369 Grandview Ave., just 5 minutes from OSU campus.

NANNY FOR Powell area family. 3 children ages 4, 7, &9. $15/hr. Tue, Wed 4-8 and a weekend night. Vacation and travel required. Own transportation, non-smoker. Contact TARTAN FIELDS Golf Club hircall (614)783-4201 or email: ing Servers, Bev Cart, Hosts and nisey1230@gmail.com Bussers. We offer competitive WANTED: PART time after wages and ﬂexible schedules. school childcare for special Please apply in person at 8070 needs child. Must have own car Tartan Fields Dr. and be willing to pursue provider THE MEDALLION Club is seeklicense through the state (very ing Servers, Banquet Servers easy process). Pay is $24 for and Bartenders for Food and ﬁrst hour, $12 for every hour af- Beverage. We are also lookter. Please contact Gina Vasiloff ing for Bag Room and Locker at 614-906-2402 Room Attendants to join our great team.

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We are dedicated to hiring outstanding individuals who share our passion for serving members and creating a wonderful club experience. The opportunities are endless.

BONJOUR OSU! La Chatelaine French Bakery & Bistro Restaurants are now hiring morning A.M. Counter Help (7 a.m. to 3 p.m.)and Dinner Servers (4 p.m. to 10 p.m.) We are looking for enthusiastic, personable, reliable & happy individuals who have strong work ethics & some serving experience. We are a family-owned business with 3 locations around Columbus. Long term employment preferred. Please visit one of our locations for a application & introduce yourself to the manager on duty. Upper Arlington 1550 W. Lane Avenue Worthington 627 High Street Dublin 65 W. Bridge Street Merci!

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TUULA’S EUROPEAN Cafe Seeking PT employee for small, charming cafe in Dublin,OH. Responsibilities include great customer service, food preparation, cleaning, dishes. Must be able to multitask and work weekends. Send resumes to tuulasec@ gmail.com

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CAFE COURIER Delivery Service hiring part time evening delivery drivers. Make $12-15 / hr. Call 457-3900 if interested. Signing Bonus if you stay past 60 days.

CAREER COLLEGE near Easton seeking positive, motivated and reliable individuals to contact prospective students to schedule college visits. 20-25 hours per week preferred Flexible hours available Monday through Thursday 2:30-9pm and Friday 2-6pm

Previous sales and/or TelemarMOZART’S BAKERY AND VI- keting experience required. ENNA ICE CAFE - Looking for part- time/full-time reliable coun- Interested candidates should ter help, server help, kitchen call: 614-416-6233 Ext. 1 help. High Street location, a mile north of campus. Email resume LOVE JEWELRY and accesto sories? Looking for enthusiasinfo@mozartscafe.com tic associates for retail sales. Please send resume to ctidyFlexible hours for evenings and On COTA Bus Line man@strategicresearchgroup. MOZART’S CAFE - Looking for weekends at Polaris Mall. Pancom part- time/full-time Near German Village reliable coun- dora store 614-846-1729. Acter help, server help, kitchen cent on Image 614-431-3662. help, pastry chef. 4784 N. High SIGN SPINNERS Street. Email resume to info@mozartscafe.com $10-$12/hour VIDEO GAME company Training provided to rent an Seeking marketing person P/T work based on school LOOKING FOR EMPLOYEES? apartment that knows games & social schedule media. PTﬂexible hrs. Send or house? Ohio State has 50,000+ students Sunday Morning Services 8:00 & 10:30 AM resume and ref letter from Apply online that you can reach. Call www.SpinCols.com (614)292-2031 for more in- marketing prof to Brian@ Sunday School for Children & Adults Call 9:15 AM GameOnOhio.com formation.

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STUDENT RESEARCH Assistant – Tissue Archive Service (TAS), Pathology, Doan Hall, 354 Will work in the TAS, Human Tissue Resource Network, Department of Pathology, pulling archival diagnostic specimens from an extensive collection of specimens located both within the OSU Medical Center and an off-site location (80% of time). Picking up and delivering material to various locations within Pathology (20 % of time). This position requires extreme attention to detail and the ability to lift (5 pounds) and bend repetitively to access specimens. Requires valid drivers license in the State of Ohio. Required work hours are Tuesday and Friday afternoons (to include the hours of 2-4:00). Additional hours can include Monday, Wed and Thurs (from 9:00-5:00 time range). Looking for an individual who can work at least 10 hours per week with a minimum of 2.5 hours at one time. Potential for continuing working through the next semester exists based on performance.

EVERYTHING MUST GO! WILL HELP DELIVER! CONTACT ME AT srprizmepleez@yahoo.com SELLING A couch, end table, chair and ottoman, chest of drawers, coffee table, shelf, Canon laser printer and Callaway Driver. Call 614-722-3474 for details/photos. Pickup in Upper Arlington.

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614-440-7416. RESUMES. Writing. Typing. Editing. Critiquing. Executive. CV. WANTED: OHIO STATE VS. Personal statements. BIG TEN 1 TICKET NEEDED. Biographies. Copies. Compensation: $8.00/hour CALL DAVID 761-7653. Secretarial. Wrapping Christmas gifts. Contact information: Please Sewing buttons. submit resume and three references to Cheryl Reeder, Supervisor, Tissue Archive Service, via e-mail cheryl.reeder@osumc. edu; phone: 293-7355 614-440-7416. RESUMES. Writing. Typing. Editing. Critiquing. Executive. CV. Personal statements. Biographies. Copies. Secretarial. Wrapping Christmas gifts. Sewing buttons. CORNWELL LAWN & Landscaping is looking for Full-Time and Part Time workers. Will be flexibe with schedule. If interested, contact Nicholas Cornwell by phone 614-284-4887 or email cornwelllawn@gmail.com. TOM & Jerry’s - a Full Service PREGNANT LOOKING for Auto Repair Shop. 1701 Kenny Help? Rd. 488-8507. Take $20 off any Make an adoption plan with us, purchase of $100 or more. Or Mike and Connie. See our famvisit: ily profile at www.parentprofiles. www.tomandjerrysauto.com com/profiles/db29290.html and/ or call Beacon House Adoption REAL ESTATE Team in Worat 1-888-987-6300 for help. Atthington seeking enthusiastic intorney #LA 16976. dividual to work part time, 15-20 hours per week. Flexible hours! Must be detail oriented and have high energy. Social networking 614-440-7416. and graphic design a plus! Must RESUMES. be able to multitask and be fa- Writing. Typing. Editing. miliar with Microsoft Word. Call Critiquing. Executive. CV. 614-440-7416. 614-410-0906 for more informa- Personal statements. RESUMES. tion! Biographies. Copies. Writing. Typing. Editing. Secretarial. Critiquing. Executive. CV. Wrapping Christmas gifts. Personal statements. Sewing buttons. Biographies. Copies. Secretarial. Wrapping Christmas gifts. Sewing buttons.

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THE OXFORD Schools in Dublin and Powell are looking for early education teachers and assistants for our growing programs. Full and Part-time positions are available working with infants through school age children. Candidates must enjoy working with young children and their families and have good customer service skills. We offer competitive pay, beneﬁts including health insurance and paid time off for full-time employees, and ﬂexible work schedules. Send your resume today to rkiner@theoxfordschool for consideration.

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3660 Olentangy River Road Ohio State has 50,000+ Pastor: Rev. Bob Arbogast NEED AN experienced typstudents that you can ist, proofreader, editor, and/ reach. Call (614)292-2031 Email: info@ohiocrc.org or transcriptionist? Call Donna for more information. @937-767-8622. Excellent references. Reasonable rates. Sunday Worship: 10 AM “Eph. 2:5 ...it is by grace you have LOOKING been saved.” Wednesdays: Morning (7AM) Call 292-2031 to place your ad and Evening (7PM) Prayers or do it online at thelantern .com Coffee and Refreshments (614)292-2031 after Sunday Service The Federal Fair Housing Act makes it illegal to advertise “any preference, limitation, or discrimination because of race, color, religion, sex, handicap, familial status, or national origin, or intention to

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Olentangy Church 3660 Olentangy River Road Pastor: Rev. Bob Arbogast Traditional Service Email: info@ohiocrc.org Sundays at 10:00am Sunday Worship: 10 AM Contemporary Service Wednesdays: Morning (7AM) Saturdays at 5:00pm and Evening (7PM) Prayers 43 W. 4th Ave. (Just west of high st.) Coffee and Refreshments Join for Thanksgiving service afterus Sunday Service www.christchurchanglican.org on Thursday November 22nd.

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58 Shape of Michigan’s Lower Peninsula 60 Reversals, slangily 61 Memorable period 62 Light lunch (and a hint to this puzzle’s circled letters) 68 Hill VIP 69 For hire to sire 70 Tibetan priest 71 His, to Henri 72 Bottom-of-the-line 73 Learning experience?

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25 Collection of literary odds and ends 26 “The Sound of Music” setting 27 Interactive party song 31 Some lighters 34 “In Her Shoes” co-star 38 Page with views 39 Trace amounts 40 Really botched up 41 “Not on your life!” 42 Beach acquisitions 43 Hurdle for a jr. 46 Lawn sign 47 Roman numeral? 48 Le Tour de France time 49 Kit’s home 52 Make even, to a carpenter 55 Pass, but not with flying colors 57 Buddy 59 Chris of “The Good Wife” 63 Flint-to-Detroit dir. 64 Depot: Abbr. 65 SoCal destination 66 Marcus Welby’s gp. 67 Block

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DANIELLE SEAMON Asst. arts editor seamon.17@osu.edu This is part of a weekly series called “Pop Opinions” where The Lantern offers its take on the week’s pop culture news. Live from New York, it’s season 39 of Saturday Night Live Bill Hader may have left with his character Stefon, but that doesn’t mean the beginning of “Saturday Night Live’s” 39th season won’t mimic the vibes of New York’s hottest club. The first few episodes will have everything. Lorne Michaels dropping a sick remix of old-school cast members fused with the new-schoolers, a possible debut of Mother Monster’s “ARTPOP” acting skills and Miley Cyrus. Always Miley Cyrus. NBC announced Tina Fey will host and alternative rock band Arcade Fire will sing, each for the fourth time, on “SNL’s” season premiere Sept. 28. The following week is set to be a one-woman show by none other than alleged twerk-a-holic Cyrus, where she will both host and sing. The Oct. 12 show is slated to be hosted by Bruce Willis and Katy Perry is scheduled to perform from her new album “Prism.” Additionally, it is rumored Lady Gaga will both host and sing in the near future, possibly coinciding with her November release of “ARTPOP.” Either way, big names starting the season will add a dash of familiarity to the baby-faced cast, void of seasoned comedians Hader, Fred Armisen and Jason Sudeikis.

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New York Fashion Week Plastic Surgery Show New York Fashion Week is slated to wrap up Thursday after a full week of designers reaping what they sew. However, one “designer” felt he could upstage the intricate work of Alexander Wang and The Blonds. New Jersey and New York plastic surgeon Ramtin Kassir believed his cuts were above the rest and set up a catwalk outside Lincoln Center to show off his work. According to the New York Daily News, 50 of Kassir’s former patients walked the runway Tuesday night to model the work he completed on their faces. In this rather controversial statement of what is considered fashionably

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Tina Fey at the 19th annual Screen Actors Guild Awards in January. Fey is scheduled to host ‘Saturday Night Live’s’ season 39 premiere Sept. 28. beautiful, shows like these make it difficult for some to grasp fashion’s destination. At one moment, photoshopped models are banned in the likes of “Seventeen” magazine, but then altered beauty receives its own stage at one of the world’s biggest fashion events. What’s next for Kassir’s line? The New York Daily News said “he hopes to add breasts next season.”

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iPhone 5s, iPhone 5c not new, just repetitive EILEEN MCCLORY For The Lantern mcclory.10@osu.edu After the official unveiling of the new iPhone 5s and the iPhone 5c Tuesday, people signaled their disappointment on the Internet. Apple geeks and tech blogs mocked it. CNET, a site that reviews and distributes news on tech products, published an article yesterday afternoon titled “Five Disappointing Things about the iPhone 5s,” and called Apple’s phone “its least innovative yet.” A parody on Youtube is going around from a user introducing the iPhone 5s and mocking the customers who would actually buy a phone that they think isn’t very innovative. The iPhone 5c, which is a less expensive version of the iPhone 5, didn’t get as nasty a backlash, but the makers of the YouTube video called it “a cheap plastic phone” and said that it was available just so everyone could get an iPhone. However despite the backlash, there has been some excitement over the new products, mostly for its new colors. The 5s comes in black, gold and silver, while the 5c

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The iPhone 5s is set to release Sept. 20 and come in colors black, gold and silver. comes in five colors: pink, green, blue, yellow and white. The iPhone 5s does have some cool features. Users can unlock phones with their fingerprints. The fingerprints will be stored on the iPhone itself, and will not be uploaded to iCloud, Apple released in a statement. Apple representatives announced the lock feature will hopefully make it harder for thieves to take the phone, since passwords are easy to hack. Motorola released the Atrix 4G with fingerprint technology in 2011, but the phone was more popular for its screen and

its dual core processor than for its fingerprint technology. Who wants to have their finger scanned every time they need to check when the next bus is coming? The 5s has 250 hours of standby use while the iPhone 5 has 225, so there isn’t that much more battery life. There is a new processor, called the A7, which could be up to twice as fast as the current A6 processor on the iPhone 5. The iPhone 5c is basically the iPhone 5, but instead of a metal case it comes in a plastic one. Pricing starts at $99 for 16 GB. The new iPhones are set to release Sept. 20, and the new iPhone iOS7 programming will open to all iPhone users on Sept. 18. The iOS7 is more exciting than the phone itself. It looks much cleaner and more minimalist than the old design. For example, texts on an iPhone that had black lines around the speech bubbles now are simple blue and white bubbles with text in them — no lines. Bottom line: The new iPhones aren’t innovative, though there are some new technologies I hope they expand on, like the motion processor and iOS7. Anything else isn’t needed.

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