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thelantern After former OSU Council of Graduate Students president Allen Cochran stepped down from his position, there was controversy about who should replace him and how the replacing should be handled.

jan. 17 Cochran steps down, vice president Allison Sturm takes over soon after.

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jan. 21 Email sent about CGS’s legislation procedures.

jan. 25 CGS meeting held to approve new vice president. The position’s jan. 31 responsibilities were divided James McMillan, a CGS physics between two CGS members. delegate, sent an email to 1,942 graduate students asking for a call to action about CGS Feb. 3 election procedures. McMillan creates a website organizing his opinions and providing an easily accessible version of Feb. 5 CGS’ constitution. McMillan sends email to another 1,800 grad students. Feb. 6 Doug Koyle, assistant vice president of Student Life, sent an email to McMillan demanding a meeting.

The OSU men’s basketball team is scheduled to play Minnesota at 7 p.m. in the Schottenstein Center.

Feb. 13 Meeting between McMillan and Koyle held to discuss whether McMillan was a threat to the university, said McMillan.

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CGS leadership change sparks heated disagreement Officials ‘demoralize,’ ‘intimidate’ grad student john wernecke Lantern reporter wernecke.5@osu.edu A student said Ohio State officials tried to “demoralize” and “intimidate” him after he publicly disagreed with a Council of Graduate Students decision about the transfer of leadership positions and the salary that comes with it. When health reasons forced president Allen Cochran to step down from his position at CGS — the only official branch of student government for graduate students — Allison Sturm, who was serving as vice president, assumed the president position, leaving her position empty. The way CGS addressed that vacancy is what caused the disagreement. To fill the newly vacant vice president position, the CGS executive committee, composed of Sturm as president, Zach Kenitzer as secretary and Porsha Smith as treasurer, proposed having Kenitzer and Smith split the vice presidential duties for the remainder of Spring Semester.

Kenitzer and Smith would also split the vicepresident’s graduate administrative associate appointment to receive $725 per month for less than two months of work, said Dave Isaacs, Office of Student Life spokesman. The secretary and treasurer previously received free parking but no monetary stipend. The president and vice-president of CGS are the only delegates who receive such a stipend, provided by the Office of Student Life. The proposed legislation was brought to a vote before CGS delegates at its scheduled meeting on Jan. 25. It passed near-unanimously among the 48 of 70 delegates who were present to vote in secret ballot. But James McMillan, a CGS physics delegate, took issue with the short time period between the introduction of the proposed legislation and its vote. McMillan said he ran to many delegates before the meeting and told them, “This is a problem.”

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Park-Stradley goes viral with ‘Harlem Shake’ caroline keyes Lantern reporter keyes.64@osu.edu

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Park-Stradley Hall residents can “do the Harlem Shake” and more than 88,000 people have seen it. Residents recently created a “Harlem Shake” video, a viral fad that includes people dancing in assorted and obscure costumes to American DJ Baauer’s song, “Harlem Shake.” The video, posted to YouTube on Feb. 13, has since reached more than 88,000 views Tuesday evening. Park-Stradley Hall director Paul Wojdacz said the idea to create the video came on Feb. 12 when some of the hall’s staff members were discussing the latest Internet trend at the front desk. “I’ve always wanted to organize a flash mob for the building, and I love social media and viral videos, so I thought it would be an exciting opportunity,” said Wojdacz in an email. “Social media trends catch on quick and lose popularity fast … so we made the decision to do it and film it all in the same day.” Wojdacz said the approximately one-and-a-half minute video features between 100 and 130 students dancing in four separate locations: the lobby of ParkStradley, inside the Ohio Union, the Ohio Union bus stop and Mirror Lake. The last three locations were all filmed without any music. “We wanted to make the video almost like an ‘eye-spy’ of people doing random unique things, which I think makes the video more unique than any of the videos out there,” Wojdacz said. The video begins with a masked Wojdacz dancing in the hall’s lobby as students walk and sit casually nearby, paying him no attention. As the music builds, the lyrics “Do the Harlem Shake” mark a scene switch, and suddenly, viewers are watching a packed lobby full of dancing bodies with quirky costumes and props. Among the dancers are a panda, a hobbling old man and a unicorn in an orange tutu, but Wojdacz said “the clear star of the video” is Park-Stradley resident manager Ashlei Logan, a fourth-year in international business and German. Logan is positioned in the center of the crowd, and as all the other participants dance wildly around her, she stands completely still, draped in an OSU blanket and impassively eating out of a jar of peanut butter.

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Residents of Park-Stradley Hall doing the ‘Harlem Shake,’ a viral dance craze that has inspired YouTube videos. Logan said as the video has gained popularity online, some fellow students have been reaching out to her on Twitter and even stopping her on the street. “The other day, I was on the bus and a random stranger came up to me and asked if I was the girl eating peanut butter in the ‘Harlem Shake’ video,” said Logan. “We never expected this response and it’s a great feeling, but the coolest part is the fact that such a big community did come out and was a part of it, despite not much planning going into it.” Jordan Ehrenberg, a first-year in business and a Park-Stradley resident, said she received an email letting her know about the filming a couple hours before, but was not able to attend because she was studying for a midterm. “I had no idea what the ‘Harlem Shake’ videos were before,” Ehrenberg said. “But now after seeing the ParkStradley one and some others, I definitely think ours is one of the best I’ve seen.”

The video ends with a message saying, “Everyone is a little weird and quirky. You are never alone in this world. There is a place for everyone at Ohio State. Go Bucks!” Wojdacz said seeing and hearing all the responses to the video has been “amazing.” “It shows you that even though OSU is big, we are one big family,” Wojdacz said. “It also shows if you give people the opportunity to dress funny and dance with a vacuum, people will show up.” Other “Harlem Shake” videos staged at OSU have been popping up as well. One featuring the OSU wrestling team has more than 82,000 views and another that displays a red Teletubby dancing in front of William Oxley Thompson Memorial Library has almost 2,000 views. OSU running back Carlos Hyde tweeted Monday evening that an OSU football “Harlem Shake” video was in the works.

Kasich: ‘We want our kids to graduate’

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Not resting “on our laurels” was the theme of Ohio Gov. John Kasich’s State of the State speech. During his Tuesday address in Lima, Ohio, Kasich highlighted his plan to set state funding for Ohio’s four-year and two-year public colleges on graduation rates in place of enrollment rates and called university presidents who have worked on this plan “heroes.” “We want kids to graduate, that is something they stuck their necks out on,” he said. The higher education reforms were announced in Kasich’s two-year budget released earlier this month. The higher education changes were

recommended by the Higher Education Funding Commission, which is chaired by OSU President E. Gordon Gee. “A lot of places in this country, they cut this higher education. We love higher education,” he said. The plan presented will award 50 percent of state funds to universities based upon the percentage of students who complete degrees, with 28.2 percent for course completion. Under the current formula, 20 percent of funds are awarded for degree completion and 58.2 are for course completion. A 2 percent per-year tuition cap for Ohio’s public colleges was also instated. OSU Media Relations released a statement on the State of the State address Tuesday evening,

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campus Bike OSU says cold shouldn’t stop riders brent hankins Lantern reporter hankins.116@osu.edu

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Even during the chilly winter months, one Ohio State group is trying to get cyclists on the road. The Winter Cycle Show, hosted by Bike OSU, will provide competitions, prizes and free bike maintenance to participants Thursday evening at Knowlton Hall from 6 p.m. to 9 p.m. The main goal of the show is to remind people biking can be a year-round activity that isn’t limited to warmer months, said Alex Smith, president of Bike OSU and a graduate student in city and regional planning. “It’s an event we (have) throw(n) every year for the last three years to get people out in the winter time and just kind of keep them in the cycling mentality,” Smith said. Another important aspect of the Winter Cycle Show is promoting the idea of a biking co-op on OSU’s campus, Smith said. “That’s something that’s been one of our missions to get started here on campus,” Smith said. The point of a co-op is to help people save money and teach them how to use bike-fixing tools, said Calvin Lam, a Mobile Bike Clinic coordinator and a fourthyear in biomedical science. The Mobile Bike Clinic is a bike maintenance service Bike OSU provides, and volunteers run the co-op. “In the co-op, we would want to go for more of a bicycle resource center. You know, a place where people could come and work on their bikes, or just kind of relax and be around other people that bike,” Smith said. The club aims to promote the idea of a bike co-op, but the main part of the Winter Cycle Show is the bike show itself. “You can bring your bike out, enter it in one of several categories,” Smith said. “So, we’ll have everything from custom-made tall bikes, to road bikes, to mountain bikes, to BMX bikes.” The bikes are put on display in the Knowlton Hall main space, and people at the show can vote for individual bikes in a variety of categories, said Collin Balsley, Mobile Bike Clinic coordinator and third-year in environmental science. There will also be bike tire changing challenges, a competition to see how quickly someone can unlock a bike lock and other bike-themed contests, Smith said. There will be several local bike companies at the show and a co-op called Franklinton Cycle Works, whose shop is located at 897 W. Broad St. Owners of the winning bikes at the show will receive prizes such as a new wheel set, bike pedal straps or gift cards to local bike stores. The event is free and offers free food to attendees.

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Carmen redesign to feature a more mobile-friendly layout anthony szuhay Lantern reporter szuhay.3@osu.edu Carmen will be more mobile friendly this summer, when a new redesign of the site officially debuts. The new Carmen is a product of collaboration between faculty and staff from Ohio State’s Office of the Chief Information Officer and a new student organization called the OCIO Student Advisory Committee. “The student leaders and myself, we just kind of work together to work with OCIO to see what new products they’re working on and what new types of services they’d like student feedback on,” said Steve Lieb, adviser for the OCIO Student Advisory Committee. At the beginning of the semester, the OCIO Student Advisory Committee met with the Carmen team from OCIO about six months ago and was able to get a sneak peek at the upcoming version and offer feedback. “It’s kind of designed with laptops and tablets and smartphones in mind,” Lieb said. “The Carmen we have now doesn’t really work super well on mobile devices.” Lieb calls the new Carmen a “huge redesign,” with “lots of new notifications and layout.” He also said OCIO factored student feedback into some of the updates. “One of the feedback (options) I know they’ve already implemented was the way when you log into Carmen, the way your courses are displayed by past quarters and semesters — they’ve changed that based on some of the feedback the student organization gave,” he said. Sam Okin, a third-year in computer science and president of the OCIO Student Advisory Committee, said he enjoys giving feedback on technological changes at OSU. “I just like meeting all these kids that are interested in this new technology that we are talking about,” Okin said. “And I like having my say because we all have our own little gripes about things.”

Okin said members of the OCIO Student Advisory Committee bring their friends and other students to voice their opinion and give their own feedback as well. “It’s not all computer science majors — it’s people from all walks of life across campus coming to improve what we do here,” he said. There are 55 members of the OCIO Student Advisory Committee, and there is no fee to be a member. The OCIO Student Advisory Committee has been a part of discussion and collaboration on other OSU technology. Lieb said the organization has seen presentations from the OCIO on a schedule planner through BuckeyeLink, as an alternative to the third-party “Schedulizer,” updates to the OSU mobile application and increases to wireless capacity across campus. “We’re talking about the Digital First transition a lot, so that’s an important thing,” Okin said. The Digital First Initiative is focused on “redesigning the campus experience at Ohio State by optimizing wireless and classroom technology … and enhancing the student experience,” according to its website. Matthew Stoltzfus, chemistry lecturer and Digital First faculty fellow, said his top priority is to “determine the best way possible to enhance student experience using technology.” To do that, Stoltzfus and the rest of the Digital First team relies on student feedback. “The thing we don’t want to do is make a bunch of changes and then make the changes we think are convenient but are not convenient for the student experience,” Stoltzfus said. Stoltzfus said Digital First, the OCIO and the OCIO Student Advisory Committee are working diligently to keep up with rapidly developing technology. “I had a gut feeling this would happen,” Stoltzfus said in reference to a digital transition in education. “I just had no idea it would happen this soon.”

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CGS from 1A CGS bylaws brought into question According to Article XII.2 of CGS’ constitution, “A copy of the proposed amendment must be sent to all delegates at least one week before the regular meeting that follows the meeting at which the amendment was proposed.” The CGS received an email about the legislation on Jan. 21, four days before the vote. The minutes from the Jan. 25 delegate meeting have yet to be released. “I think a lot of them were confronted with the choice between going home at 5:30 versus having to stay later to deal with elections and they’re like ‘Ah that’s more work. I don’t want to deal with that,’” McMillan said. “Others were like, ‘I don’t see a problem here. I don’t care. This organization doesn’t matter because we just come here and it’s a garden club, so who gives a whatever about it.’” Unsatisfied with the vote’s outcome, McMillan sent a summary of his concerns and a call to action in an email to more than 1,900 graduate students on Jan. 31. Sturm issued a memorandum to all CGS delegates the following day, assuring them that the committee was acting in the best interest of the students it represents. The memorandum also explained that the committee’s decision complied with Article III.6 of the CGS constitution, which states, “The Council judges the elections, returns and qualifications of its own members and determines its own rules of procedure.” Sturm told The Lantern on Monday that the committee’s actions were valid as the delegates approved the proposed legislation. “It wasn’t really up to us, officers have no voting privileges on that, so at the end of the day it was the delegates’ decision,” Sturm said. But Zachary Carson, a graduate student in physics, said he would have preferred the committee follow the election procedures outlined in the constitution. “To have a meeting where the delegates hear the proposal and then not vote on it until a second meeting would give the delegates time to go to the people they’re supposed to represent and say, ‘What are your thoughts on this so I can represent you,’” Carson said. Student Life demands meeting with McMillan On Feb. 3, McMillan created a first draft of a website to organize his arguments alongside supporting documents including the CGS constitution, Sturm’s memorandum and his rebuttal to the memorandum. The next day, McMillan said he received a phone call from Doug Koyle, assistant vice president of Student Life, who wished to schedule a meeting. McMillan said he turned down an in-person meeting and requested to speak via email instead. On Feb. 5, McMillan said he sent an email to roughly 1,800 new graduate students with a

Kasich from 1A where Gee commended Kasich’s “bold plan” for moving Ohio’s economy forward. “While many states are reducing funding for colleges, Gov. Kasich has shown he understands that higher education is the engine driving long-term economic development in this state. We welcome the governor’s support of higher education and echo his call to better prepare students for the future by tying state funding to degree completion,” Gee said in the release. “This enlightened approach to funding for Ohio’s universities and colleges will lead us to greater collaboration while setting a new course for public higher education across this great state.” Spokesman for the OSU College Republicans Niraj Antani said that while he didn’t watch the speech on Tuesday, he read the written text that was released Monday. He said the opportunity gave Kasich the chance to talk about his new budget plan to the entire state, and he thinks the higher education reforms will have a positive impact on the state. “Right now, universities have no incentive to make students graduate,” he said. The funding incentive will “encourage them to make sure students graduate with a degree,” he said. Members of the OSU College Democrats were unavailable for comment Tuesday evening. Kasich also highlighted job growth and budget

summary of concerns and a call to action and also a link to an updated website. Other emails circulated among graduate students questioning McMillan’s actions. Koyle sent an email to McMillan Feb. 6, demanding a meeting. “Unfortunately, this is no longer a request. We need to address these issues in person. I will see you in my office on Thursday at 11:00 a.m.,” Koyle said in the email. McMillan says meeting was meant to ‘demoralize,’ assess threat Koyle requested that McMillan come unaccompanied, but a compromise was made to allow Jonathan Pelz, vice chair for physics graduate students and McMillan’s adviser, Frank De Lucia, to sit in on the meeting. McMillan said the group was met with two surprise guests on Feb. 13 — an OSU Police officer and a Student Conduct representative. The purpose of the meeting was to determine whether he was a threat to the university, McMillan said. “They tried to demoralize me and they tried to intimidate me,” McMillan said. McMillan said they asked him about his mental health, whether he was in counseling and whether he lived by himself. Koyle referred The Lantern to Isaacs, who declined to comment on the meeting. McMillan said that although he does not consider himself a threat, his meeting with Student Life raises question about how the university handles actual threats. “I wonder how many people they’ve done this to. Let’s say they pull a person into the room who is a threat to the university. If they push them as hard as they pushed me, that person may not have spilled anything, but they might have snapped,” McMillan said. “You don’t approach a person who you think is a threat by yelling at them and pointing at them and threatening to charge them with student conduct violations, and dragging out the most deep, painful memories. That is not how you should approach assessing a threat. It was totally unprofessional what they did.” Pelz declined to comment on the meeting. “I will say that I am extremely disappointed in Student Life in that they misrepresented to me the purpose of this meeting and who would attend,” De Lucia said. “Ohio State is a great university and I expect better of its offices.” The next scheduled CGS delegate meeting is Friday at 3:30 p.m. in the Senate Room in the Ohio Union. The meeting is open to the public.

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RECYCLE surplus that Ohio has seen since he was elected in 2010. Kasich said Ohio is No. 1 in job creation in the Midwest and No. 6 nationwide and has been successful because “you can never spend more than what you take in,” Kasich said. The number of state employees has been reduced to its lowest number in 30 years under his administration, Kasich said, and unemployment rates are lower in Ohio than they are nationally. However, Kasich said Ohio can do more. “We can’t rest on our gains, we haven’t taped all our potential,” he said. People are noticing the changes in Ohio, Kasich said, and the state is a national leader. “We need to have America follow us because I think they’re beginning to and I think one day, they may even join us here in the great state of Ohio,” he said. Cutting taxes on small businesses by 50 percent and cutting income tax by 20 percent will allow jobs to prosper in Ohio, he said. “The only thing that can stop is the fear of big ideas,” he said. Kasich also talked about K-12 education reform, Medicaid and energy production. The speech, traditionally held in Columbus, was moved last year to Steubenville, Ohio. Kasich is the first Ohio governor to hold the event outside the capital city.

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Local bands to battle for recording time Patrick Bailey Lantern reporter bailey.829@osu.edu A battle is approaching Ohio State’s campus. Five Ohio-based bands are set to gather in Columbus to compete in Romophos’ 15th annual Battle of the Bands Friday at Newport Music Hall at 7 p.m. The five combatants plan to battle for the grand prize: seven hours of recording time at Oranjudio Recording Studio. Romophos, one of two sophomore honoraries at OSU, put together the event to benefit CityMusic, a community-based organization whose focus is to “provide musical outreach to at-risk children and young adults in and around the Short North District,” according to the organization’s website. The five bands preparing to battle on Saturday are Buckles and Boots, Cape Canyon, The Castros, The Up All Nights and The Yacht Club. Three a cappella groups — Dynamic Contrast, Key of Gee and Scarlet Fever — and “a kid who is beat boxing” are also scheduled to perform during the downtime between sets, said Miranda Onnen, a second-year in political science and economics and Romophos’ treasurer. “We’re super stoked for it,” said Jordan Nichols, bassist of The Yacht Club and second-year student at Mount Vernon Nazarene University, located in Mount Vernon, Ohio. “It’s for a good charity and we want to help out and just play a sweet show.” Jessi Maxwell, who makes up the country-folk duo Buckles and Boots with her husband Brian Maxwell, also said she and her husband look forward to participating in the competition on Friday. “For me, this isn’t really about the competition,” said Jessi Maxwell, Buckles and Boots’ vocalist, guitarist and percussionist. “I really just want to play on Newport’s stage, with their sound system.” Brian Maxwell, who plays the upright bass, banjo and mandolin for the group, said he supports getting kids involved in music. Onnen agreed. “It’s going to be really fun, and at the same time supporting a community initiative that enriches the lives of Columbus residents,” Onnen said. Romophos held its first Battle of the Bands in 1999. “Romophos decided to start doing the Battle of the Bands a while ago, and I guess it’s just kind of become a tradition,” Onnen said. “It’s one of the bigger events that the honoraries put on, which is kind of funny, since we’re the youngest of the honoraries.” Honoraries are student organizations that distinguish the high-achieving members of each class, excluding freshmen. Sophomores, juniors and seniors each have two class honoraries at Ohio State, making six in all. “It’s a community service and social club,” Onnen said. “So we do community service events but we also hang out a lot outside of serving the community.” As Romophos’ treasurer, Onnen said her responsibilities include overseeing the fundraising for the event and management of the organization’s funds. She said the most difficult part of putting the Battle of the Bands together was raising the money.

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Sophomore honorary Romophos is set to hold its 15th annual Battle of the Bands Feb. 22 at Newport Music Hall. “It’s not cheap to rent out the Newport,” she said. “One hundred percent of ticket sales go towards the charity, so the $3,500 for the Newport we are responsible for raising ourselves.” But after holding fundraisers at local restaurants and businesses, in addition to helping clean up the Schottenstein Center several times, Romophos was able to raise the money needed to hold the event. “Ultimately, I think the hard work is going to make it that much more rewarding when we put it on and it’s successful,” Onnen said. Apart from the challenge of raising money, Onnen said the honorary’s sophomoreonly policy creates complexities of its own in putting the event together. “Romophos is a sophomore-run organization, so there’s a completely new group of people who are putting it on every year,” Onnen said. “I think that makes it all the more difficult, because we don’t have anyone who’s experienced it before.” However, Onnen said the organization’s ever-cycling constituency also benefits the battle because it leads to more variety in each year’s presentation. “I think it’s cool, because every year it’s a little unique, which is not something that you generally get with events that happen year after year,” Onnen said. Tickets for the event are $7 in advance and $10 at the door. The Newport Music Hall is located at 1722 N. High St. Doors open at 6:30 p.m.

Ohio-based band to string together acoustic show in Columbus Shelby Lum Lantern reporter lum.13@osu.edu With a pluck and a twang, The Speedbumps is planning an acoustic return to Columbus. The Speedbumps is scheduled to play Friday at Rumba Café at 7:30 p.m. “Everything we do is acoustically driven, and I think that’s something we’ve purposefully done,” said Kevin Martinez, upright bass player. The members of the band from Kent, Ohio, has spent a few years away from the state’s capital but will be making its return on Friday. “It’s exciting to go to Columbus. We haven’t been there in a few years,” said Erik Urycki, vocalist, guitarist and ukulele player. For Urycki, who said he grew up around string instruments, an acoustic-based band was in the cards. Martinez agreed on the importance of being a stringed band. “We really try and focus on acoustic instruments. The cello and the ukulele are definitely unique and less common,” Martinez said. In October, The Speedbumps joined forces with Canton Symphony Orchestra for a collaborative performance, bringing the band’s acoustic approach to a new high.

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The Speedbumps is scheduled to play the Rumba Café Feb. 22. “We were a good match with the symphony,” Urycki said. Martinez even wrote the entire score for the band’s performance with the orchestra, Urycki said. “We were influenced by the symphony long before we did that show,” he said. With that influence comes a more classical sound to The Speedbumps’ songs. “I really think right now we are really inspired by combining classical music with pop music,” Martinez said. While the band is coming to Columbus for a show

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Beach Fossils first released music in 2010 as part of a trend where surf-pop influence in a lo-fi sound began to flourish. Bands such as Wild Nothing, Real Estate, DIIV and even the likes of Cults (as well as whatever bands are based out of apartments) come onto the indie rock scene with harmonies that can be vaguely attributed to the Beach Boys and lead singers with voices comparable to a high-octave Ian Curtis of punk band Joy Division. The music is as beachy and carefree as the former but can be as complicated as the latter songwriter. “Clash the Truth,” the sophomore release from the appropriately named Beach Fossils, falls into this very sound. Lead singer Dustin Payseur tackles generational disinterest in creativity and absorption in apathy, all backed with jangly guitar hooks (practically a requirement for rock-textured music today.) The title track and album opener presents itself blatantly, “Life can be so vicious that we can’t even appreciate its purities / We get so excited that we can’t feel any of our insecurities.” Payseur then dives into a curt chant of vicious phrases which, although fitting for the song’s theme, seem superficial — considering the vastness of records in Beach Fossils’ genre, I fail to see how Payseur is able to deliver such lyricism. The same goes for “Generational Synthetic” which, almost by its title alone, is in league with the song “Clash the Truth.” There are several instances on the record when a guitar lick replaces a chorus and allows listeners to distance themselves from Payseur momentarily. If

A poppy synth back beat paired with live instrumentation and distinct vocals packages the 11-track Atlas Genius album. The album, “When It Was Now,” opens with “Electric,” which has an almost ‘80s power-pop sound, until the vocals rush in and ground the song in more modern indie rock. The song practically begs to be remixed for dance clubs. The single, “If So” is similar to the band’s breakout single “Trojans,” which was released in 2011. With the punchy back beat and catchy chorus, the song seems more suitable for a summer single to be blasted on beaches, rather than to be released in the cold depths of February. The Aussie rockers change the pop tone with “Through The Glass.” Nestled in the center of the album, the song strips away the synth beats used in the other songs for a more acoustic touch. While in the other tracks, the vocals have an almost droning quality to balance the punchier and more utilized synths, the vocals in “Through The Glass” hit a wider range and tone to fill out the softer acoustic track. “On A Day” has the best opener of all the tracks. A deep, rolling drum introduces a subtle beat for a unique intro. “Don’t Make A Scene” introduces a more obvious piano part but doesn’t stack up to the rest of the tracks. The vocals in “Don’t Make A Scene” actually do tend to drone, and not in a way which complements the instrumentals. “All These Girls” creates a more mellow tone. The

the guitar melody does not take the place of Payseur it is far more compelling, such as on “Careless” and “Taking Off.” “Careless” is a screechier tune, at least relative to the rest of the record. The band behind Payseur is an omnipresent entity that does not make itself known too often, but this is not the case on “Careless,” where the guitarist seems to literally blow away Payseur. “Taking Off” is traditionalist beach-pop, with a riff that is far more grooving even in its basic monophony. Beach Fossils’ first, self-titled album was far crunchier than “Clash the Truth.” On its second full-length, it appears that the band has cleaned up its sound but lost an element of charm that was associated with that aforementioned crunch. Much of “Clash the Truth” is not so much mundane as it is heard of before. There might be something to be found in this record given its familiarity, but it might prove best to pursue surf-infused rock music in another artist.

on Friday, Urycki said The Speedbumps’ third album is scheduled to drop when Ohio State students return to campus in the fall. “Every album we do is different than the others,” Urycki said. “(But) the main instruments are the same.” Drummer Pat Hawkins said the upcoming album is maturing along with the band. “We are kind of past beginning stages with it,” he said. The band is really beginning to let its creative juices flow, Hawkins said. As the newest album is written, the band will likely bring in influences across genre lines. “We all bring in our own individual influences to the table,” Martinez said. Urycki brings in honest songwriting through real life experiences. “Songwriting for me is a therapeutic thing,” he said. “Sometimes I’m less of a storyteller and more of dealing with stuff.” Although the band hails from the Buckeye state, it has taken some time away from its home. Leading up to the album release though, the group has been making mores stops in Ohio. “We’ve been all over the country, but we are actually just reintroducing ourselves to Ohio,” Urycki said. Rumba Café is located at 2507 Summit St. Tickets are available for $5 through TicketWeb.

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guitar riffs are more prominent, and the track sounds less electronic than the rest. The biggest problem was the formulaic structure of the songs. Atlas Genius found a formula that worked with “Trojans” and did not feel the need to stray far. While most of the tracks are catchy, headbobbing and single-ready, many have the same undertones which make up “Trojans.” “When It Was Now” is successful in the balance between pop and indie rock. The synths are at times so overpowering that they are all you can hear, and the album is similar to The Postal Service in its fusion of indie rock and electronic.

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Buckeyes expect ‘war’ vs. Gophers

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DAN SALTER Senior Lantern reporter salter.36@osu.edu

Men’s Basketball v. Minnesota 7pm @ Columbus

The Ohio State men’s basketball team looks to rebound against the Minnesota Golden Gophers following a brutal 71-49 loss at Wisconsin Sunday. Similarly, the Gophers are also looking to respond after a devastating 21-point loss to unranked Iowa Sunday. That loss dropped Minnesota to seventh place in the Big Ten, three games behind OSU. With both teams trying to get back on track, sophomore forward Sam Thompson said he’s ready for a battle. “We’re expecting a war,” Thompson said. “We need a win, they need a win, and tomorrow I think that’s going to show on the court.” Several Buckeyes have said the team is bothered by the way the team played against Wisconsin. “Sunday afternoon we were an embarrassment,” Thompson said. “We have to correct that.” The Gophers (18-8, 6-7 Big Ten), which have been ranked as high as No. 8 in the nation this season, are coming into the game looking to turn their season around. After starting off with a 15-1 record and a 3-0 mark in conference play, Minnesota has gone 3-7 in its last 10 games. All of those games were against Big Ten opponents. While the No. 18-ranked Buckeyes (18-7, 8-5 Big Ten) have lost three of their last four conference games, those defeats all came at the hands of ranked opponents. “We’re playing some great

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basketball teams,” coach Thad Matta said. While both teams are likely to be playing with a chip on their shoulder, the loss in Madison has a number of Buckeyes fired up. “I think I can speak for the team, we are embarrassed,” junior guard Lenzelle Smith Jr. said at a Tuesday press conference. “We not only embarrassed ourselves, we embarrassed our coaching staff, our university, our school president and our fans. We embarrassed everybody. We didn’t answer the call. We didn’t do anything we’re known to do. We kind of abandoned everything: our principles, offensively and defensively.” Matta, Thompson and Smith Jr. all stressed the need for the team to play better defense if it wants to be successful moving forward and also improve on the season-low 49 points the team scored against the Badgers. Thompson said the team has met several times since the loss to address their shortcomings. “We understand that what happened on Sunday is unacceptable and we’re working to change that,” Thompson said. “When we all come to play defensively, we’re a heck of a defensive team.” However, getting everyone to “come to play” has been a challenge at times for the Buckeyes this season. Both Thompson and Smith Jr. spoke about the need to focus more consistently. “It’s almost getting close to March,” Smith Jr. said. “It’s time that we turn the page and become that team that we know we’re capable of being.” Their first opportunity to become that team is Wednesday at 7 p.m.

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OSU sophomore forward Sam Thompson shoots over Wisconsin redshirt freshman guard George Marshall during a game on Jan. 29 at the Schottenstein Center. OSU won, 58-49.

With confidence in hand, Buckeyes still in search of consistency ETHAN DAY Lantern reporter day.369@osu.edu

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OSU then-sophomore pitcher Jaron Long delivers a pitch during the 5th inning of a May 11 game against Seattle University at Bill Davis Stadium. OSU won, 4-1.

Ohio State baseball is hoping it can lean on the leadership of an experienced squad featuring 15 upperclassmen in the 2013 season. After an up-and-down 2012 season where it went 33-27, OSU coach Greg Beals said the key to the team’s success will lie with the familiarity the players and coaches have with one another. “We believe we’ve developed a good understanding of each other and confidence in each other,” said Beals, who is 59-55 in his two-plus years at the helm in Columbus, said. “We know what to expect from each other and we really feel like that’s going to serve us well as we work our way through this season.” The Buckeyes will be without junior pitcher and first baseman Josh Dezse for at least the first two months of the season after he suffered a stress reaction in his lower back in early February. A key contributor last year, Dezse compiled a 2.86 ERA with seven saves as a pitcher, as well as hitting .306 with five home runs, 33 RBI and 31 runs scored at the plate. And as if losing Dezse was not enough, OSU opened the season by dropping two of its first three games over the weekend in Sarasota, Fla. Before earning its first win of the season against St. John’s 3-1 Sunday, OSU was blown out by Notre Dame, 13-3, Saturday and fell to Mercer University, 6-5 Friday. Redshirt senior right-handed pitcher Brad Goldberg, who earned the Buckeyes’ lone victory,

was named Big Ten Pitcher of the Week Monday after his strong outing against the Red Storm. Goldberg allowed only two hits and struck out seven over seven shutout innings. The last Buckeye to win a Big Ten weekly award was then-freshman outfielder Pat Porter with Freshman of the Week on April 9 last season. He has gotten his sophomore season off to a hot start as well, leading the team in batting average (.400), runs scored (4), total bases (7), slugging percentage (.700) and on-base percentage (.500). Porter is also tied for the team lead in hits with four. Although early in the season, OSU might need more production as a team if it wants to contend for a Big Ten title. In their first three games, the Buckeyes are only hitting .232 and have been outscored 20-11. Their pitchers have an ERA over five and they have committed six errors in the field. Beals said in order to get better as a team, the Buckeyes will need to improve in a couple of areas. “We need to improve our mental toughness in tight games. Sometimes we worry about losing a game instead of worrying about how we’re going to win the game,” he said. “That’s the one thing, and I just think we need to improve our consistency. We play very, very good at times and we struggle at times. Great teams are consistent.” OSU will travel to Port Charlotte, Fla., for the Snowbird Baseball Classic to play a pair of two-game series against South Dakota State Friday and Saturday and Mount Saint Mary Saturday and Sunday. OSU is scheduled to play the Jackrabbits Friday at 4 p.m.

OSU men’s lacrosse focused on not looking past Marquette DANIEL ROGERS Lantern reporter rogers.746@osu.edu Returning home from a tough road trip to Jacksonville with a 2-0 record, the Ohio State men’s lacrosse team will set its sights on this weekend’s home matchup with the Marquette Golden Eagles. Led by senior attacker and captain Logan Schuss’ nine goals over the past two games, the Buckeyes’ offense has been flying high this season, averaging 11.5 goals per game in the first two games of the season. It also earned Schuss Eastern College Athletic Conference Offensive Player of the Week honors. Sophomore midfielder Jesse King, who scored two goals Sunday against Jacksonville, said he looks to continue that trend against Marquette. “I think it’s our whole offense, we are slowly starting to come together and build that chemistry between us,” King said. “I know we have the first two lines, that everyone is very capable of scoring.” Two areas in which the Buckeyes struggled during the preseason were winning groundballs and turnovers, and coach Nick Myers said he put a heavy focus on those issues heading into the year. The coach’s message has apparently sunk

in as OSU leads its opponents 59-45 in groundballs won. “Groundballs is a stat that speaks to extra possession, that speaks to an effort level, that speaks to a tenacity that certainly we pride ourselves on,” Myers said. “That’s a key component to our success.” A win Saturday is much needed for OSU, which hopes to capture as many wins as possible before what might be a touch stretch in the month of March. Five of the Buckeyes six games in March are against teams ranked in the top 11, including current No. 3 Notre Dame and No. 1 Loyola (Md.). Freshman attacker Carter Brown knows the schedule ahead will be rough, but isn’t overlooking an inexperienced Golden Eagles squad. “We got the board ‘beat Marquette’ in the locker room, just stick to our next game,” Brown said. “Coach has done a great job, telling us just don’t look past our next opponent.” For OSU it is harder to prepare for a team like Marquette, who is in its first season as a program. “I think people underestimate the ability with a first-year program,” Myers said. “It’s a little unsettling knowing they haven’t played and that we have no film. We have very little preparation, and I know they have film on us.” The Buckeyes are scheduled to take on the Golden Eagles at 1 p.m. on Saturday at the Woody Hayes Athletic Center.

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OSU sophomore midfielder Jesse King (19) cradles the ball during a game against Detroit on Feb. 9 at the Woody Hayes Athletic Center. OSU won, 14-8.

studentvoice ‘Harlem Shake’ dances rattle through Internet, campus Asst. sports editor

The “Harlem Shake” is the newest YouTube video craze, but in typical Internet fashion, its two-week existence has already made it feel ancient. The videos feature a song of the same name by a Brooklyn artist Baauer. In the videos, generally one individual dances with a mask or costume on while people near the dancer go on with life as usual. When the music drops, dubstep style, suddenly a much larger amount of people start dancing randomly and separately in their own crazy outfits. Liz Young Most of the videos are only about 30 young.1693@osu.edu seconds long, something that only adds to how addicting the craze originally was, since you can click through 10 different videos in just five minutes. Although the song itself is from 2012, it seems as though the viral videos started about two weeks ago. And unlike many other YouTube sensations, there isn’t really one specific video that began the “Harlem Shake.” When I first watched some of the videos Saturday, I found them hilarious, as I’m sure many people and fellow Ohio State students did. The simple edits that are done to the videos to make them appear as though randomly

outfitted people coming out of thin air are funny the first few (OK, maybe 20) times you watch the different videos. But the craze quickly lost its humor for me, and considering the fact that I had waited about a week after I saw several tweets about it to finally watch one, I can’t imagine that I’m alone. Many are just now catching on and beginning to create and post the videos, and that bothers me in a way that it could only bother someone of my generation: they’re behind. And it’s only been about two weeks. The “Harlem Shake” became old news as quickly as it became news. Perhaps not surprisingly, OSU hasn’t been immune to the craze. So far, Park-Stradley Hall, the wrestling team and Tau Kappa Epsilon have posted their own videos, and an OSU football team video is supposedly in the making. The first three videos were among the first that I watched over the weekend, so they were among the ones I found creative and funny. But that OSU football is now making one seems silly and outdated. Sunday night, rising-senior running back Carlos Hyde tweeted, “Ohio State football team Harlem Shake coming soon! Lol,” from his Twitter handle, @king_hyde34. Monday, rising-sophomore wide receiver Frank Epitropoulos tweeted from his Twitter handle, @F_Epitropoulos, “Too hyped to make this Harlem shake video OSU football edition Wednesday lol Got my costume ready.” Despite the players’ apparent excitement about their video, I think this is just an attempt for offseason attention that falls in the wake of an already archaic YouTube craze.

Screen shot of ‘Harlem Shake Park-Stradley Hall’ YouTube video

Park-Stradley Hall’s ‘Harlem Shake’ video has amassed more than 87,000 views since Feb. 13.

Know the facts: Myths can lead consumers down unhealthy path

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Eating healthy isn’t complicated but food myths cause distraction. Usually though, there’s no truth to them. Here are three common food myths busted. Myth: Fat molly tavoletti free/low-fat tavoletti.1@osu.edu means healthy Large corporations target health-conscious individuals by convincing them to purchase a not-so-healthy product while still maintaining a guilt-free mentality. How, you ask? By throwing on fancy words like “100% FAT FREE” or “ABSOLUTELY NO FAT.” With a label like that, thinking that product is healthy is easy, but you could be wrong. The reality is, when companies remove fat from a product, they must replace it. More often than not, the replacement is carbohydrates, which won’t fill you up. Instead of being fooled by these false “healthy” labels, reach

for whole foods like almonds. Almonds are in fact high in fat, but they are high in “good fats” that are beneficial in more ways than one. Almonds have what are called monounsaturated fats, which help stabilize your blood pressure and actually help reduce stomach fat, according to George Mateljan Foundation for the World’s Healthiest Foods. Myth: Eating at night will make you fat Many people believe that late night snacks will lead to weight gain, but in fact, calories are calories, no matter what time you eat them. Maybe you’re thinking, “But my friend eats 10 cookies at midnight and she’s gaining weight.” Well that’s because she’s consuming 10 cookies worth of calories, not because of the time she is eating them. Late night snacking has a bad reputation because it usually is something high in calories like ice cream or cookies. The key to avoiding weight gain is choosing the right snack and the right portion. Kathleen Zelman, director of WebMD, said on the website that we should eat 90 percent of our calories before 8 p.m., so anything after that should be less than 200 calories. Choose a cup of whole grain popcorn and a glass of decaffeinated tea with honey. You’ll be satisfied until bed and keep the nightmares of weight gain away.

Myth: Snacking will make me gain weight Would you believe that eating more frequently throughout the day could actually make you lose weight? That’s right, more eating, less weight. Most believe they should eat three large meals a day, when in fact, eating six smaller meals could benefit you even more. Depriving your body of food for long periods of time is unhealthy and can lead to late-night binging. By having small snacks throughout the day, you’ll reduce your overall caloric intake, keep your hunger at bay and increase your metabolism. You’ll keep your energy up and reduce cravings as well. In college, we rarely have time to sit down to a full meal, so packable snacks work best. Try whole fruits, plain Greek yogurt with berries, raw nuts or veggies with hummus. Choose foods high in protein and fiber in order to fill you up and fuel your body the whole day. Myths about food will never be 100 percent busted, but the most important thing to remember is that these suggested changes only work if they become a permanent part of your lifestyle. You only get one body, so feed it well. Molly Tavoletti is vice president media chair for the fitness group Changing Health Attitudes and Actions to Recreate Girls.

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BONJOUR OSU! La Chatelaine French Bakery & Bistros are looking for enthusiastic, charming and hardworking mademoiselles & monsieurs that love to work in an established family run restaurant & bakery. Our locations are hiring Weekday & weekend Counter help, restaurant experience recommended. Weekday nights & weekend morning Prep/Cook, must have cooking experience. We our also always looking for great servers for all three locations, Upper Arlington, Worthington & Historic Dublin Please stop in for an application or email us at lachatel@aol.com www.LaChatelaineBakery.com Merci!

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The OSU Stress and Health Study is seeking an undergraduate student pursing a degree in nursing or other medically related ďŹ eld for a research assistant position. The position is a 10 - 20 hour per week commitment with availability two to three mornings during the work week. The person should have an interest in research and background in psychology or a related biological or social sciences ďŹ eld. Duties include drawing blood from research participants, reviewing medical records, administering psychological questionnaires, conducting research interviews, and working with data in the lab. A main focus of the position is performing blood draws on a cancer survivor population, so excellent phlebotomy skills are essential. The ability to drive to participants homes for research visits is required. Interested persons can apply online at www.stressandhealth.org or email a resume to stressandhealth@osu.edu.

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