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BDG47616 “Did you see where my ball went?” “Yes… but I’ve already forgotten!” Happy Birthday

BDG47619 At our age, “getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering why! Happy Birthday

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BDG47667 You’re HOW OLD? No Cluckin’ Way! Happy Birthday

BDG47668 A Reckless Youth... Or a Youthless Wreck? Either way, a Classic! Happy Birthday

How Old? No Freakin’ Way! Happy Freakin’ Birthday!

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Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk. Besides, no good story ever started… Have a great birthday!—Dare to Laugh™ FS

Happy Birthday Did you know that 3 glasses of wine per day reduces the risk of giving a damn?! Have a Wonderful Day!—Pigment Productions Ltd FS

We’ve been friends for so long… It’s hard to tell which… is the bad influence! You’re… fun to be bad with! Happy Birthday—Pigment Productions Ltd FS

Born to be Wild… till around 9PM! Happy Birthday —Pigment Productions Ltd TH

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BDG47766 “I go to the bathroom every morning at 7AM sharp.” “Is that a problem?” “I wake up at 8AM.” Hap-pee Birthday!—Crash Cooper $3.79

BDG47767 Here’s a list of things that are still older than you… 1. Dirt Happy Birthday—Ben Crane $3.79

BDG47768 …you’re getting older when happy hour and nap time are one and the same. Hope it’s ZZZZZZZ best! Happy Birthday—Ben Crane $3.79

BDG47769 Top Ten Senior Pickup Lines… Hope your birthday is a real pick-me-up!—Crash Cooper $3.79

BDG47770 “So long. Farewell. Auf wiedersehen. Goodbye.” Your youth has officially headed for the hills. Happy Birthday!—Grant Dannelly $3.79

I dream… where chickens can cross the road without having their motives challenged! Have a happy birthday. Why? Why not!—Pigment Productions Ltd

Age Denial? la la la la la la…I find this method VERY effective!

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Age is just a number, although in your case... it’s a pretty BIG number! Happy Birthday —Pigment Productions Ltd

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The Illustrious Birthday News ANOTHER YEAR OLDER… Happy Birthday

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You don’t stop having fun when you get old… You get old when you stop having fun! Happy irthday

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BDG69113 “How much do you spend on a bottle of wine?” “About half an hour!” You polished off another year! Happy Birthday—Pigment Productions Ltd $3.79

BDG69213 “The Smart One” “The Funny One” “The Pretty One” “The Drunk One” Happy Birthday to my favorite “all-inone”!—Getty Images $3.79

BDG69328 The Rather Rowdy Birthday Times … Police Called As Wild Celebrations Get Out Of Hand… Happy Birthday —Pigment Productions UV $3.95

It’s called FASHION Look it up! Another Birthday? You wear it well! —Pigment

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BDG69105 This one’s addressed to… ‘The Old One’ Who might that be? Happy Birthday —Pigment Productions Ltd $3.79

BDG69114 “What do we want?” “Hearing aids!” “When do we want them?” “Hearing aids!” … I said… “Happy Birthday!”—Pigment Productions Ltd $3.79

“I know, I can hear it snoring!” It’s your birthday – hope it’s a gas! —Pigment Productions Ltd $3.79

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“Better memory!” When do we want it?” “Want what?” It’s your right to have a Happy Birthday!—Ben Crane

BDG69107 Geezerology The Study of Geezeritis Cantankerous attitude… Faded Memory There is no known cure… Happy Birthday, Anyway—Jim Lisk $3.79

BDG69211 …Birthday Girl Promises to Stay Sober… Happy Birthday from one of your… bad influences! —Pigment Productions Ltd $3.79

BDG69212 The Event of the Year… Birthday Boy is only half as old as people twice his age … he thinks! Don’t think, just enjoy! Happy Birthday—Pigment Productions Ltd $3.79

BDG69325 The instructor asked me how flexible I was… I said I can’t make… Thursdays! Another year older? Don’t sweat it! Happy Birthday—Pigment Productions UV $3.95

BDG69326 Reasons Beer is Better than Birthday Cake…Every day that has beer in it is a celebration! Happy Birthday—Ben Crane $3.95

BDG69327 If anyone insults you about your age, stand up for yourself! The exercise will do you good! Happy Birthday—Mike Scovel $3.95

BDG69329 Some people our age jog I feel good just getting my leg through my underwear without losing my balance! Happy Birthday—Crash Cooper $3.95

BDG69330 I hope you felt terrible this morning… Because at your age if you wake up… and nothing hurts… it probably means you’re dead! Happy Birthday—Mike Scovel $3.95

BDG69331 With the right friends and enough alcohol… You’re guaranteed an out-of-this-world celebration! Happy Birthday—Pigment Productions UV $3.95

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