DELUXE & Q UBES

BDG69332 Dear Wine, You promised to make me… a better dancer I’ve seen the video, we need to talk! It’s your birthday! Dance like nobody’s recording!—Pigment Productions UV $3.95

BDG69385 Happy Birthday To drink or not to drink? Is that even a question? Don’t think. Just enjoy! —Pigment Productions Ltd SV $3.95

BDG50052701 They don’t make ’em like you anymore!… Heck, I don’t think they even carry the parts! Happy Birthday —Mike Scovel $3.95

BDG50052801 A birthday can do wonders “Wonder where my car is?” “Wonder where my sunglasses are?” … have a wonder-ful birthday!—Ben Crane $3.95

BDG50052901 Another year down the pot! hey… It’s when you stop having ’em that it becomes a problem. Happy Birthday —Pigment Productions Ltd $3.95

BDG50053001 You put your left leg in, your back goes out… but you blow your candles out… That’s what it’s all about! Happy Birthday—Pigment Productions Ltd $3.95

BDG50057701 His Birthday Wish Came True… He just needed to be more careful what he wished for! It’s your birthday! Wish responsibly.—Pigment Productions $3.95

BDG50057801 They say “…avoid alcohol and take 10,000 steps a day!” It’s that kind of thinking that’s ruining this country! Happy Birthday—Pigment Productions $3.95

BDG50057901 Happy Birthday Be careful not to pee yourself blowing out the candles! Getting older blows. —Pigment Productions SV $3.95

BDG50058101 “I have a problem with emissions” he admitted “and the car keeps back-firing too!” Hope your birthday’s a gas!—Pigment Productions $3.95

BDG50058201 Male Stripper Causes Stir “I nearly had a stroke” admits fan… Wishing you big fun on your birthday! —Pigment Productions $3.95

BDG50062901 Know why old friends make the best friends? All your secrets are safe… they can’t remember them either! Happy Birthday, Old Friend—Mike Scovel $3.95

BDG50063001 Forget the cake, man… Try the brownies! Happy Birthday —Michael Quackenbush UV $3.95

BDG50063101 Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer… come out… three sizes smaller? Wishing you the birthday of your dreams.—Crash Cooper $3.95

BDG50063201 Growing old is inevitable… but growing up is optional! And having a happy birthday is mandatory! —Pigment Productions $3.95

BDG50063301 “My bottom’s fallen asleep” “I know, I can hear it snoring!” It’s your birthday—hope it’s a gas! —Pigment Productions $3.95

BDG50063401 Getting older is inevitable… growing up is optional! Happy Birthday

BDT32083 It’s all shits & giggles until someone giggles & shits Another birthday? Well shit… hope it’s happy! —Dare to Laugh™ $3.29

BDT32134 My doctor said I should install a bar in the shower just to be safe… so I did! Have a safe and happy birthday… doctor’s orders!—Jim Lisk $3.29

BDT32285 I said, “Hold My CALLS” Happy Birthday and all that junk!

—Dare to Laugh™ $3.29

BDT32288 Happy Birthday! You’re not old. Because if you’re old, then I’m old. And I’m not old.—bCreative Inc. $3.29

BDT32289 I’m not saying you’re old. But if you were milk, I’d sniff you first. Happy Birthday —bCreative Inc. $3.29

BDT32351 It’s never too late to be what you want to be. Unless what you want to be is younger. Then you are screwed. Happy Birthday—Angi Sullins & Silas Toball GL $3.79

BDT32354 A little bird told me how old you are I ate him. You’re welcome. Happy Birthday —Angi Sullins & Silas Toball GL $3.79

BDT32362 SENIOR GAME SHOW! Facts I Forgot… Early Bird Specials Aches and Pains What Did You Say? What is Happy Birthday?—Dare to Laugh™ $3.29

BDT32364 Dear Autocorrect At no point in my life have I ever meant “Ducking” Happy forking birthday and all that carp.—Aunty Acid™ $3.29

BDT32365 How the hell did we get this old??? Happy Birthday

—Larry Singer $3.29

I got a new stick deodorant… The instructions said… push up bottom. ...whenever I fart, the room smells lovely! Happy Stinkin’ Birthday!—Aunty Acid™

BDT32593 $3.79

You’re home early… What happens on your birthday, stays on your birthday. —Ephemera, Inc.

BDT32598 $3.79

Birthdays are not the time to show restraint. Enjoy Your Day

—Gary Patterson

BDT32606 $3.79

…I...had chest pains... I looked down and... was standing on my nipples. You’re another year older. Can you stand it?? Happy Birthday—Aunty Acid™

Top 10 Advantages to Getting Older 10. Your clothes have come back in style…twice!… 1. It beats the only alternative! Happy Birthday—Mike Scovel

BDT32608 $3.79

Mabel tries on her first thong Happy Birthday. You wear it well.

BDT32620 $3.79

…I Learned From My Dog… three stages in life: being a pup, acting like a pup, and acting like a pup, only slower. Happy Birthday…—Ben Crane

A beautiful poem about growing older:I forgot the words. Remember to have a Happy Birthday. —Dare to Laugh™

She was classy, sassy and sometimes even… smartASSY. Happy Birthday!

”As soon as the Viagra kicks in, it’s game on” It’s your Birthday! Party Hard!—Dare