DELUXE & Q UBES

BDT82515 Threw out my back sleeping… tweaked my neck sneezing… just one strong fart away from complete paralysis. Getting older blows. Happy Birthday—Ben Crane $3.95

BDT82516 You’re never too old to play with balls. Just wanted to toss a smile your way! Happy Birthday —Getty Images UV $3.95

BDT82517 It was every man’s dream –The open road… The wind blowing through his ear hair! …Happy Birthday —Pigment Productions $3.95

BDT82518 One minute you’re young and cool, next…you’re getting excited by paint swatches! It’s your birthday! Paint the town… Rustic Red—Pigment Productions TH $3.95

BDT82519 Your Birthday Cake (From a Distance) So THAT’S how all this global warming started!…Have a Happy Birthday —Pigment Productions TH $3.95

BDT82520 You’re another year older? What’s your secret? Wine? Please tell me it’s wine! Happy Birthday —Pigment Productions SV $3.95

BDT82521 The Exceedingly Splendid Birthday News Working from home… Have a Great Day!

—Pigment Productions $3.95

BDT40050401 Life is all about asses… covering it… kissing it… or behaving like one. Now get your ass in gear and celebrate! Happy Birthday—Dare to Laugh™ $3.95

BDT40050501 “My joints are stiff.” “You’re rolling them too tight.” Wishing you high times on your birthday!

—Dare to Laugh™ $3.95

BDT40050601 “Yes, that sounded very healthy, but I said I wanted to listen to your HEART!” Have a Happy Birthday, ya hear?!

—Ben Crane $3.95

BDT40050701 If my body was a car I’d trade it in… You may not be the latest model, but you’ll always be a classic! Happy Birthday—Aunty Acid™ $3.95

BDT40050801 I started a new exercise routine. Every day I do diddly-squats. Exercise your right to do nothing at all today! Happy Birthday—Dare to Laugh™ $3.95

BDT40050901 I hear all the mice are organic. Wishing you a Happy Birthday, naturally!

—Dare to Laugh™ $3.95

BDT40060001 One day we’re speeding through life without a care… and the next day we have white hair and whiskers!… Happy

—Ray Peabody UV $3.95

BDT40051001 “Yeah, I’ve tried that before. Doesn’t work.” Hope this birthday is off the scale! Happy Birthday

—Dare to Laugh™ $3.95

BDT40059801 Be honest. Is this too much lettuce? It’s your birthday – lettuce celebrate!—Ephemera, Inc. $3.95

BDT40059901 “My joints are stiff.” “You’re rolling them too tight.” Wishing you high times on your birthday!

$3.95

BDT40060101 When you get a little older… It gets harder and harder to find your nuts. So enjoy your birthday.

Inc. UV $3.95

BDT40060201 Get ready… get set… BLOW!! Happy Birthday

BDT40060301 “My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like, I know, right?” You rule! Happy Birthday

BDT40060401 I thought I was having a hot flash this morning… my left boob had fallen into my coffee Hope your birthday leaves you with warm mammaries—Aunty Acid™ $3.95

BDT40060501 Wishing you miles of smiles! Happy Birthday —John Lund UV $3.95

BDT40060601 “The doctor would like a stool… urine… and… sperm sample.” “What did she say?” “They want your underwear.” Happy Birthday!—Dare to Laugh™ $3.95

BDT40060701 Who-knows-how-many years of yoga & they still can’t even lick their own behinds. Another year behind you. Happy Birthday—Dare to Laugh™ $3.95

BDT40060801 If things get better with age then we must be getting close to freakin’ magnificent! … Happy Birthday!—Aunty Acid™ $3.95

BDT40060901 Damn… I’m such a hot dog! No doubt about it — You’re the big wiener today! Happy Birthday —Ephemera, Inc. $3.95

BDT40061001 She was… ashamed… One of the bottles still had some wine in it! It’s your birthday – make all the pour decisions you want!—Pigment Productions SV $3.95

BDT40061101 OMG!! That wasn’t a fart Hope your birthday’s a real gas! —Ephemera, Inc. $3.95

BDT40061801 Happy Birthday

Welcome to the land of the two day hangover Have a great day!

—Pigment Productions TH $3.95

BDT40061901 Birthdays are the perfect time to take a trip down memory lane. Better pack a couple of bags. You’ll be gone a while. Happy Birthday—G & C Studio $3.95

BDT40062001 Are birthdays great or what?—G & C Studio $3.95

BDT40062101 Older, but still so natural and lifelike! You’re pissing off Father Time! Happy Birthday —G & C Studio $3.95

BDT40062201 “Yuuuge News!”

We’re going to make your birthday great again! (Hope it’s happy)

—Scott Nelson and Son $3.95

BDT40062601 “I’m getting really tired of the dog doing his business on the lawn!”

Celebrate your birthday like nobody’s business!—Dare to Laugh™ $3.95

BDT40062301 “You look good. You look great. Probably ’cause you’re in bed by eight!” Goooo You! Happy Birthday

—Scott Nelson and Son $3.95

BDT40062701 Have a Birthday Worthy of SnapTweeting… Instabooking… Or whatever it is… Hope you get thousands of “likes” on your birthday… —Pigment Productions TH $3.95

BDT40062401 …Latin name: Geriatricus Floaterus. Commonly found: In condo swimming pools. … Make a splash on your birthday!—Dare to Laugh™ $3.95

BDT40062501 “It guarantees me an entire seat all to myself.” Make room for another birthday! —Dare to Laugh™ $3.95

BDT40062801 Just threw out my back scrolling down to my birth year. You know… back in the nineteen hundreds! Happy Birthday—Ephemera, Inc. $3.95

BDT40062901 Good Morning! You need to calm the F*ck down. Happy F’ing Birthday—Ephemera, Inc. $3.95