DELUXE & Q UBES

BDT40063001 You’re old AF That means old as f*ck. You’d know that if you weren’t old AF...—Getty Images UV $3.95

BDT40063101 Adulthood is… the worst hood I’ve ever lived in. On the bright side… it’s zoned for booze and sex. Make the most of your birthday!—Ephemera, Inc. $3.95

BDT40063201 There are 7 billion people in this world. I like about 4 of them. …it saves me on birthday cards and presents.—Aunty Acid™ $3.95

BDT40063301 Live, Laugh, Lower Your Expectations. If you’re looking for money in here, what did I just say? Happy Birthday —Ephemera, Inc. $3.95

BDT40063401 The nice lady at the store guaranteed that this birthday card would make old people smile. Did it work?—G & C Studio $3.95

FRG50058001 Girls as fun as you are rare indeed… In fact, I think it might just be the two of us!

—Pigment Productions SV $3.95

FRT82378 My Favorite Workout Is Cheese Curls Followed up by a large bottle of water that might look and taste a lot like vodka.—Aunty Acid™ $3.95

AVT32982 Marriage is…yelling WHAT from different rooms of the house until one of you dies Happy Anniversary I said… HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!—Ephemera, Inc. $3.79

BDT40063501 Please accept this nonpolitical, non-religious… gender-neutral token... Have a happy birthday! (Unless that offends you.)—Getty Images UV $3.95

I’m so glad we’re friends… it saves me having to pay a therapist!

—Pigment Productions Ltd GL

FRG69386 You’re awesome keep that shit up blank inside —Cynthia Frenette GL $3.95

FRT32089 Great friends know when to listen, when to talk, when to pour… and when to just hand over the freakin’ bottle!

—Pigment Productions Ltd $3.29

FRT32841 I’m trying to make protein shakes but they keep coming out as margaritas What’s shakin’ with you?

—Aunty Acid™ $3.79

FRT82377 It’s like my Nana always said, “Life is hard, Dear… but there’s nothing that a batch of triple chocolate chip marijuana cookies can’t fix.”—Masterfile $3.95

FRT40063601 Hey Good Lookin’! How you doin’?

—Pigment Productions $3.95

AVT32090 “You were nagging your husband all over the road. I’ll need to see your marriage license.” Keep driving each other crazy and… Happy Anniversary!—Dare to Laugh™ $3.29

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0 3268700668 6 00985 * DELUXE Friendship/Care & Concern Anniversary Encouragement/Inspiring Words

“I’m fine. This is fine.” If “hanging in there” were a sport, we’d be champs by now!

—Pigment Productions Ltd

ECG69043 $3.79 3268701052

Happy Anniversary Marriage is like…cards… In the beginning…two hearts and a diamond… By the end…a club and a spade! you’re…a perfect pair!—Aunty Acid™

AVT32637 $3.79

ECG50063501 Well, $#It. Sometimes that’s all there is to say! —Geert Weggen $3.95

ECT32091 What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger except bears because bears will kill you Hang in There —Angi Sullins & Silas Toball $3.29

ECT32092 I want to wake up tomorrow to zero news. Nothing. Just cat videos. Thinking of Mew—Ephemera, Inc. $3.29

Some days...the supply of available swear words is insufficient to meet the demands WTF? Hang in there!

May the light always find you… May you…have courage to take a chance, and may you never find frogs in your underpants.

ECT32759 $3.79

When life give you lemons… hurl them…at the people who p*ss you off. Limes will work, too. You just have to double the recipe.—Aunty Acid™

ECT32843 I do yoga to relieve stress just kidding… I drink wine in my yoga pants Namaste all day! —Aunty Acid™ $3.79

ECT32844 Stressed Out? Try… Prescription strength Fukitol (fukalthanol eutopiata)… You deserve a giant dose of happy!*—Dare to Laugh™ SV $3.79

ECT40063701 Good friends are just personal therapists paid in alcohol and hugs. It’s tough work, but I think we’re making progress!—Aunty Acid™ $3.95

ECT40063801 “I start out each day with a trip to the gym.” At the gym, I cross the street and head into the bakery! Hope things “workout” for you soon!—Scott Nelson and Son $3.95

GWG69333 Top Twenty Worst Things Doctors Say During Surgery… So glad to see that they didn’t have to remove your funny bone! Get Well Soon—Mike Scovel $3.95

GWG69334 We’ve decided to keep the hip and replace the rest of you! Rest up and feel better soon. —Pigment Productions UV $3.95

GWT32367 “Well, he seems comfortable and pain-free and… wait… is that beer?” A toast to your health! Get Well Soon —Dare to Laugh™ $3.29

GWT32 “Well, she seems to be comfortable and pain-free and… wait… is that chardonnay?” A toast to your health! Get Well Soon—Dare to Laugh™ $3. 9

It may be hard to imagine right now... but you will get through this. Hang in there and feel better soon!

—Gary Patterson $3.

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GWT32842 Ed’s 1-second acupuncture treatment “Ready?” Hope you’re feeling better soon.—Dare to Laugh™ $3.79

GWT32596 $3.79

Hope you’re already feeling at least a hare better! Please Bounce Back Soon—Norvia Behling

GWT82379 “This is your spine.” “OMG, put it back.” Happy Healing! —bCreative Inc. $3.95

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…“Get Well Quick” remedy: 1. Drink plenty of toilet water… 5. Eat grass until you throw up. …Feel Better Soon! —Kimball Stock FS

GWT32786 $3.95

I took my dog’s medication and now I can’t stop doing this… That’s gonna leave a mark! Get Well Soon—Shutterstock $3.95