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Laugh With Leslie!™

by Leslie Moak Murray

Artist Leslie Moak Murray has been tickling our funny bones for more than a decade with a cast of characters to whom we can all relate. Keep your customers laughing and your sales soaring with this hilarious collection of greeting cards.

Fast Facts:

• Line size: 29

• Classic card size: 5" x 7"

• Colorfully printed envelopes

• Cards feature full-color interiors

• Printed on recycled paper using soy-based inks

WholesaleRetail

$9.90/unit of 6 $3.29 each

$11.40/unit of 6 $3.79 each

$11.85/unit of 6 $3.95 each

Cards may feature one or more special embellishments:

DC = Die-Cut Card

EMB = Embossed Card

FS = Foil Stamped Card

GL = Glitter Embellished Card

PP = Premium Paper

SV = Spot Varnish

TH = Thermal Inks

TI = Card includes Tip-in

UV = High Gloss Coating

Z = Z-Fold Card

BDT32269 For a long and happy life, eat each day from the five basic food groups. Caffeine, sugar, fat, starch, and wine. Happy Birthday!—Leslie Moak Murray $3.29

BDT32340 Know why old men wear socks with sandals? You will soon. Till then, Happy Birthday!

—Leslie Moak Murray $3.29

BDT32341 It’s your birthday! Put on your granny panties and deal with it. Happy Birthday!

—Leslie Moak Murray $3.29

BDT32342 Age is all in the mind. Good thing we lost ours years ago! Happy Birthday!

—Leslie Moak Murray GL $3.79

BDT32344 It’s best to take aging with a grain of salt. Then add tequila and lime. Happy Birthday! —Leslie Moak Murray GL $3.79

The best way to tell if you’re old is to look in the mirror. If you can see yourself, you’re not that old. Happy Birthday

I know we could poledance! They’d

Friendship/Care & Concern

BDT32659

Oh, Boo-Frickin’Hoo. Have a cocktail and get over it.Happy Frickin’ Birthday

OMG I thought I was having a hot flash. Thank God it was only your candles. Happy Birthday!

Getting older makes you a hard-body. Hard of hearing…Hard of seeing…Hardened arteries. Happy Birthday…

BDT32781

We’re not aging. We’re marinating. Happy Birthday!

BDT32857 Let’s celebrate your birthday with margaritas! No! Jello shots! Let something else jiggle for a change. Happy Birthday!—Leslie

Good Heavens! This towel weighs 14 pounds. You may be having a birthday, but you’re free to interpret the number…Happy Birthday—

…“How much do I weigh? Well I never!” “…Who sent you a letter?”… It’s nice when friends understand each other. Happy Birthday…—Leslie

Remember when we were young? Take all the time you need. Happy Birthday! —Leslie

“There she goes. Miss ‘I Don’t Need Adult Diapers.’” What women brag about after the boobs go. Happy Birthday! —Leslie Moak Murray GL

Another birthday? Don’t worry. You don’t look a day over whatever it is you’ve been telling everyone. Happy Birthday!—Leslie Moak Murray GL

It’s your birthday! I’ll notify the wine industry. Happy Birthday!

BDT55461 It’s your birthday! So just sit back, relax, and do nothing at all! This tip brought to you by the federal government. Happy Birthday!—Leslie Moak Murray $3.29

BDT55955 Your birthday is no excuse to go out drinking and acting crazy. What am I saying? Wait for me! Happy Birthday!—Leslie Moak Murray $3.29

BDT55956 …I should exercise. So I squatted, twisted, and jumped up and down …just trying to stuff myself into my yoga pants. Happy Birthday!—Leslie Moak Murray $3.29

Words

You’re the best support system I have that doesn’t involve a control top. Spanx for being such a good friend.

First thing each morning, I try on my bathing suit. That way, nothing worse can happen the whole rest of the day.

Encouragement/Inspiring

BDT55957 …to live longer, you have to give up all the things that make you want to live longer. Except wine, which is a serving of fruit… Happy

Thank You

You sure have been getting the hairballs of life lately. But I know you can hack it! Hang in there.

Thank You You’re the Best.

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