Issue 10 - March 2009

THEMAGDALEN DUNDEE UNIVERSITY STUDENT MAGAZINE

ISSUE 10 March Election Edition

26th 27th D.U.S.A march Election Special

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E.G.M Update Following last months EGM called by Dundee’s Stop the War Society there are still concerns that the motions are not being acted on by the University.

After initial hesitation by the Union to act on the motion due to the legal advice received, an agreement was reached that while the motion was being sent to the Charity Regulator, an interim motion would be acted on by the Union which allows them to lobby the University on both counts and raise awareness on campus. Over 200 students voted for the University to sell its shares in the British Arms Company BAE, which it did. However, the University will not guarantee that it would refuse a research contract on campus in the next few years, which would mean that we would be much more significantly and concretely tied to the company. Progress has been painstakingly slow on the process of setting up a working ethical investment policy. The first company to be considered under this policy is Eden Springs, the Israeli water company who are breaking several resolutions under international law by taking water from an illegally occupied territory. The University has not yet promised to either terminate the contract or not to renew it when it runs out next year. Students right across the country are experiencing similar levels of frustration at the lack of response of the University to the democratic voice of the student body.

Rachel Irwin

If you feel that this update is not an accurate representation of events, or if you have any comments about the E.G.M itself, please e-mail the Editor at themagdalen@dusa.co.uk or n.coupar@dundee.ac.uk with “Dear Editor� in the subject line.

We at the Magdalen aim to represent the diversity of opinions at Dundee University and would appreciate any opinion on the matters aforementioned.

CONTENTS

ISSUE 10

current affairs Privatisation of Education: Keeping an eye on OUR education pgs 2, 4 &5 Guantanamo: The reality of torture pg 3

features

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Rue de Jolie: Insanity in Paris pg 29 Hanney Interview pg.28

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E D I T O R I A L elections Well folks, another year, another election comes around. The Exec elections are an exciting time to be involved with student affairs seeing as whoever does get elected will be £16,000 odd of YOUR money. Make sure you read about the candidates so you know what your getting yourself into! If you don’t vote, then please don’t complain when your society isn’t getting heard/there isn’t enough nights on at the Union/the legal age for purchasing alcohol gets bumped up to 21. You catching my drift here? These elections are rather important. However, elections or no elections, the Magdalen is still a ruddy good mag to read. This month pkease take five minutes out of your life to read Rue de Jolie by Ruth Hunter. Fans of Hunter S.Thompson will fall at her feet after reading such a brilliant piece. If you fancy yourself as a bit of a fashionista, drop in by the fashion pages for some style on the cheap.

I’m sure everyone’s been hearing mutterings of “Gameboy boy” around Campus.The man behind it all, Edward Shallow, graces us with his technological presence on page 34.

Over the past few days the Magdalen has been submerged in e-mails from people interested to get in touch and it has been amazing. To all of you: we will get back in touch ASAP! Issue 10 is all about getting involved whether it be in stopping the privatisation of education or keeping an eye on politicians.

Students are beginning to take politics back into their hearts and really care about what happens to our futures.

So lets make this election count, in such unsettling times we need the right Exec to keep DUSA afloat and to keep OUR students in jobs.

The elections take place on the 26th and 27th of March and all votes are made through MyDundee.

Thank you to all of the candidates for putting up with me and my mad camera skills. Good luck from TheMagdalen team.

Natalie Coupar

Editor

n.coupar@dundee.ac.uk themagdalen@dusa.co.uk 01382 381064

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We cover all the candidates in our Election special edition. pgs 9 - 21

essentials

Andy Kerr: Alasdair Forrest meets Andy Kerr MSP pg22 Problems: Your problems solved pg7 Sports pages: Ultimate Frisbee and Gaelic Football pg35 Edward Shallow: We meet the myth and the legend to talk gameboys. pg34 Fashion: ReWork it! pg32

reviews

Gigs: Brother Louis Collective pg27 Reviews: Artscene pg25, Boylans Blog pg24

32 Contributors

EDITOR Natalie Coupar

Assistant Editor: Michelle Stirling Current Affairs: Rachel Irwin (Ed) Max French, Gordon Buchanan, Barry Davidson, Rory Martin, Luke Ivory Entertainment: Eoin Boylan (Ed), Rosanne Baird, Stephen Budas, H. Evans, Louise Ward, Graeme Thewliss Lifestyle:Alasdair Forrest (Ed), Fashion: Susie Mackie (ed) Michelle Stirling, Laura Derbyshire, Sophie Birch, Fiona Martin Features: Michael Gibson (Ed), Lauren Bennie, Rimple Palana, Janine Ewen, Ruth Hunter, Sport:Barry Davidson (Ed) Alastair Bell Art: Kate Goodman (Art Director), Susie Mackie, Natalie Coupar, Michelle Stirling, Graphic Design: Lauren Bennie, Natalie Coupar, Michelle Stirling, Martin Gribbon, Kirsty Turpie

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current affairs: national: > Privatisation

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Rachel Irwin

The issue of the increasing privatisation of education raises two main questions, firstly who pays for Further and Higher education and secondly who decides how the money is spent. In the UK students are coming under even more financial pressure, with the rising cost of living combined with the abolition of grants and the introduction of top-up fees in England. Due to the credit crunch, the government has announced that it plans to cut student numbers and further limit eligibility for grants. The UK has only one fully private university, the University of Buckingham, but institutions are increasingly being tied into private funding, advertising and research contracts. This is creating a situation similar to that in America, essentially retracing steps within our own history, where the rich have access to better education and the lower working classes become increasingly locked in a cycle of poverty. Additionally, international students are exploited to subsidise Institutions and postgraduates are finding it increasingly difficult to get funding.

Universities aren’t getting the funding they need from the government and are increasingly turning to external private sources as well as raising tuition fees. However, this has consequences in terms of training, research and development, and often diverts resources away from already under-funded departments which have a lower ‘commercial’ value. Universities are being run as businesses; the first cuts in terms of ‘efficiency’ are made to staff and teaching resources. Despite the fact that management positions are accepting higher salaries, multiple times the salary of teaching staff.

The most pressing issue for students in terms of the privatisation of their education is that of student democracy. Important decisions regarding our education and how our universities are run are made by an unelected management and a ruling body on which the students have only two representative voices. More than once in the past few years at our own university the students have voted at a GM (the highest democratic platform they have) regarding issues of finance (such as cuts to staff and resources and our investments in BAE) with the decision being blocked from implementation by either University Management or the Student Union. In the recent case of Manchester University the management are still refusing to negotiate with students on issues of ethical investment and scholarship funding. A combination of commercialisation, external trustees and the tightening of charity laws are restricting the operations of Student Unions and the power of the student executives to represent the interests of the students. The decision-making regarding what ‘student interests’ really are, are being defined by lawyers, politicians and external bodies who have financial sway with student welfare being used as leverage.

The question of privatisation is not a simple one to answer but what we do know is that when the success of a University is measured in terms of capital as opposed to quality of education, and power is teased further from teachers and students alike we are standing on shaky ground. As long as Universities do not receive the funds they need from the government, and with the government even tacitly promoting privatisation, the trend looks set to continue.

local: > V&A in Dundee

Barry Davidson

In the past few weeks serious proposals have been aired which would see the location of a satellite museum of the world renowned London Victoria and Albert Museum, in a ‘landmark’ building on the Dundee Waterfront.

The Museum would be a joint initiative between Dundee City Council, Dundee University and the Victoria and Albert Museum.

The facility would become one of the cornerstones of the ambitious £300 million waterfront development currently underway in the city.

Conferences at the Dalhousie Building(New Teaching Bloc)on the 24th and 25th February heard of the feasibility study done on the project and its results seemed to make very promising, and equally exciting, reading for those passionate about Dundee and its changing image.

The study presented at the conference, told of how the museum could be opened by 2013, costing around £42 million to construct, would likely be sited where the soon to be relocated Olympia Leisure Centre currently stands, and most significantly, told of how the project could bring around 900 jobs to the wider local economy.

A large proportion of these jobs would be created by a great rise in tourism in the city, the feasibility study estimating around 400,000 extra visitors a year as a result of the attraction.

Such figures emphasise the great scale of the project, and the good news is that there seems to be great will to make it happen. This can be illustrated by the fact that already some of the worlds top architects been asked to compete for the design of the new museum.

Many of you may be thinking though, why Dundee?

It seems the answer to this lies in the ambition already evident in the city through its strengths in biotechnology, interactive design, and computer gaming, as well as traditional industries such as animation through the likes of the world renowned Beano and Dandy magazines.

The existing thriving arts scene including the impressive Dundee Contemporary Arts Centre, have also added to this appeal.

Even though many students will not be here to witness the results of such projects, they may be pleasantly surprised by any changes they encounter when returning to visit the city in the future.

One thing that is certain is that the wider public perception of Dundee is changing, as great strides are being made towards a bright future for the city and its inhabitants.

inthebackground: outofsight:

> Guantanamo Gordon Buchanan

“Prisoners are subject to violent interrogations during which their phobias are elicited from them so that they can be exploited” The USA has a long and complicated history of using ‘alternative’ methods of interrogation for prisoners who have allegedly committed crimes against them - the self-professed most powerful country in the world. However, one must use the word ‘prisoners’ carefully – the more popular term is now ‘terrorists’ and in the US Army base at Guántanamo Bay this label tends to translate as them being the lowest of the low in today’s society. The stigma of being termed a ‘terrorist’ in Guantánamo lends itself towards being on the receiving end of the most brutal, cruel and inhuman treatment one could possibly imagine.

In February 2002, only six months after the tragic events of 9/11, President Bush passed a motion effectively stating that al Qaeda and Taliban prisoners do not qualify for protection under the Geneva Convention due to being ‘unlawful combatants.’

This convention was put in place in 1949 and dictates that “prisoners of war must be treated humanely without any adverse discrimination and that their medical needs must be met.”

However, what Bush’s administration did by passing this motion was effectively to deny the so-called ‘terrorists’ of every single one of their human rights including a fair and unbiased trial, legal representation, medical assistance and even their dignity.

Since this motion was passed, 775 individuals have been detained in Guantánamo yet to date only three have been convicted of the crimes for which they were detained. The US Department of Justice has stated that of the remaining prisoners, they intend to ‘eventually’ charge only 60-80 of them which begs two questions: what will happen to the rest and how much longer will elapse before their fate is decided? Certain human rights groups have condemned this as being completely unjust as they argue that indefinite incarceration amounts to torture.

However, it is the stories of both physical and psychological abuse of the prisoners that have sparked most of the debate. Severe beatings during interrogation processes frequently result in severe, even lifethreatening injuries. Prolonged isolation is very common and this can occur for up to a week at a time. Other forms of cruel treatment are often administered simultaneously such as sleep deprivation

where the prisoner is roughly awoken if he or she falls asleep – such methods are employed synergistically to result in maximum psychological damage.

Guards have been reported to constantly alter the temperature such that it ranges from below freezing to 40°C and to deliberately keep rooms illuminated to allow the prisoners no privacy.

More disturbingly, the prisoners are subject to violent interrogations during which their phobias are elicited from them so that they can be exploited. They are frequently made to live naked and are constantly provoked by the guards. There have been numerous reports of sexual and cultural intimidation – several female detainees have reported cases of rape or other forms of forced sexual activities. Apparantly men are frequently sodomised by broom handles and are made to touch each other innappropriately.

Most of the prisoners at Guantánamo are Muslim and this too is exploited by officials. Prisoners as recently as November 2008 have reported soldiers desecrating the Koran and forcing prisoners to engage in sexual activities during Ramadan when ‘impure thoughts and actions’ are strictly prohibited by the teachings of Islam.

In Guantánamo, prisoners frequently have no access to toilet facilities and are thus forced to live, eat and sleep in and amongst their own urine and excrement. Food and water are commonly used as bargaining tools in exchange for intelligence or confessions. As a result of this, there have been hundreds of cases of psychiatric trauma, attempted suicides and several successful suicides. Suicide is also strictly condemned in all Muslim individuals which gives testament to how horrific the conditions actually are.

However, help may be at hand: President Barack Obama, on January 21st 2009, after being elected as president of the US declared that all activities at Guantánamo should be suspended for 120 days and then followed this up by declaring his intention to close the facility completely within a year. However, although this is a massive improvement in the situation, there are many other places in the world where the US still adopts the above tactics as standard operating procedure such as in Abu Ghraib prison near Baghdad in Iraq and Bagram Air Base in the Parwan province in Afghanistan.

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infocus: >Privatisation of Education

Rachel Irwin

>Students say: “We should do everything we can to wrestle control away from the money crazed executives and bring our universities back to a position of having a free, equal and representative education for all.”

“We live in a society obsessed with material gains and individualistic to the detriment of all.”

“A lot of good has come out of scientific research which has been privately funded.”

“The infiltration of corporations into student campuses is slowly choking open and honest debate on campus, limiting free speech and discouraging students from becoming politically active.”

“There is nothing wrong with private investment in certain disciplines provided it doesn’t divert funding from other departments..”

Teaching staff and lecturers earn approximately 30,000 with teaching assistants barely receiving minimum wage.

Sir Alan earns 212,000 following two pay rises in the last 2 years, currently the 4th highest principle salary in Scotland.

The University has made over 200 staff cuts over the past few years with potentially more on the way.

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comment: opinion pieces: >Pro-Privatisation

>Neutral

Max French

Luke Ivory

Rory Martin After more than a decade of a Labour government and £650 billion spent, the education system is no better than when they came to power in 1997 under the mantra ‘Education, Education, Education’.

Children leave with little or no skills or qualifications and there is declining social mobility. There is a pressing question that does come to mind. Where did all the money go? Well for one, Sir Fred or any other ex-banker can at least this time be let off the hook.

The actual problem is that we have far too much government bureaucratic control which is a strait jacket to any improvements or innovation which need to follow the investment. The solution is that we must free education from government control.

Organisations such as charities, churches and other private providers with government funding should be able to set up their own schools to compete with existing schools. Newly independent state schools should be free to teach in a way that fulfils the educational needs of the school rather than by dictate from a bureaucrat who probably never sets foot in a classroom.

Moreover, we also shamefully in this day and age literally have a lottery in education.

It was already bad enough that the quality increased in line with the value of your house, with many poorer urban areas falling behind thus producing a generation of under-educated children. Councils are now introducing a lottery system which penalises those parents who thought their children’s education was safer than the value of their houses. Even in this downturn, families cherish education above all else.

This clearly is not fair.

In all areas rich and poor the new system will offer choice and opportunity to parents and pupils. So now is the time to liberate our schools.

>Anti-Privatisation

The issue of privatisation is no longer an entirely political debate. The problem with arguing against privatisation is that currently, most Universities receive only 3/5 of their overall funding from the public domain. The money provided simply isn’t enough for many institutions, leaving them with the ultimatum of diminished quality of education or accepting private funding.

By external funding for specific courses, students are able to receive more intensive training without necessarily directing funds

from other disciplines. However, although there is the potential for a higher quality of education in private institutions in terms of better facitilites and a higher staff-tostudent ratio, in reality the opposite is often the case. Evidence shows that when a University is privatised, teaching quality will suffer, staff wages, benefits, pensions and even job security can be put in jeopardy.

While the impetus may be to switch to quick, efficient education, this is often at the expense of essential research which is not as financially profitable. Essentially, this will transform universities from the (somewhat naïve) notion of being a not-for-profit place of learning to a business, with the securing of its own goals and future as its primary purpose.

The issue of privatisation of tertiary education is sure to enter the public domain more and more in the coming years. The current recession will act as a catalyst, and that the ideal of a public-owned body of education might become an unrealistic ideal. A compromise may have to be found between the private and public ownership which is stable, sustainable; beneficial to both the institution and the individual.

Privatisation is a disaster for education in any shape or form. Privatisation means services being run by a private company rather than a public body, with the aim of making a profit rather than simply focusing on running the service. It hasn’t worked well for consumers in areas like trains, electricity or gas. But the four main parties are all tied into the dogma that private is better than public and so support privatisation in one form or another.

How do you make a profit out of education?

Well, there are sponsorship deals like in the US - sell the kids education as an advertising opportunity. If you have an unhealthy product you want to promote to kids, then get it on their school stuff. By law they’ll have to read it! Books, teams, events, anything goes. If companies are partly funding your school then you don’t want students rocking the boat through being independent as occurred in one school who suspended a student for wearing a Pepsi t-shirt on a Coca-Cola day. Obviously such squashing of free thought has an impact on both personal development and chances for student democracy.

Privatisation in Scottish universities is taking place slightly more discreetly but it’s still happening. There’s increasing private industry involvement in funding and designing courses. Support services and halls of residence are created in partnership with big companies.

Behind all of this is the idea that education is just a step on the career ladder. But many people want to learn just for the joy of learning things. It’s vital to have an educated population who have an interest in the world and society for a democracy to function. That’s why education should be treated as an essential right, free and publicly funded for all.

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oh...whats occurring: With enough students in the Gallery to match the number of items on the agenda, SRC of 24 February 2009 had plenty of substance to push the meeting into the early hours of the morning. Thankfully for those members already with a pint in their grasp, the wait for a refill would be over by 9pm.

Amongst other items, Council members briefly brushed over Nora Hanke’s environmental policy, the budget of the forthcoming DUSA Student Awards Ceremony and suitable recognition plaques for ALL members of Student Executive.

Once again, Council raised concerns regarding the Executive’s inability to organise a photo shoot for long overdue pictures of David McLeod’s team.

So what kept us locked up in the meeting rooms of The Union for over three hours? A simple formula really. (3 hours = 3 C’s) Confusion, clarity (a lack of ) and DUSA communications to be precise. In brief, confusing communications had led the newly affiliated Stop the War Society to seek full backing from The Union to support the DEC Humanitarian Appeal for Gaza.

Council members passed a vote to ensure the uses of both the

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>Lauren Bennie DEC charity number and Union logo on future publications.

On the issue of clarity, after disputing over the official minutes of SRC, an agreement was reached to issue an apology to the University’s Stop the War Society. Council concluded that there had been personal misinterpretations by certain members on SRC regarding previous opinions raised in Council.

All in all, an exhausting episode in the name of student matters if I do say so myself. For a full run down of SRC, DUSA’s Honorary Secretary posts previous minutes at www.dusa.co.uk under the Representation banner. The next meeting takes place at 6pm on 17 March 2009, location to be confirmed. DUSA executive candidates should be sure to make themselves known…let the apathy fight begin!

Problems: Rimple Palana & Janine Ewen Our resident Agony Aunts are hear to help you deal with and resolve all of your problems - in true confidence.

If you have a question for Rimple and Janine, please e-mail them to vpsw@dundee.ac.uk

Dear R & J; I’ve just started taking the

pill and have put on heaps of weight. It’s disgusting! I use it as a form of contraception alongside condoms.

I don’t like the idea of the implant and am terrified of injections, what will I do?

Anon, 18, Hawkhill

Dear R & J: I’ve just

found a lump at the end of my member, and it’s itchy as hell! I’m totally mortified and can’t even let anyone near me, what should I do? Anon, 23, The Hub

R & J: The best thing to do is go and have

a chat about it with your doctors. Perhaps you need to go on to a different pill as this one maybe isn’t suitable for you. The pill can be known for playing about with your hormone balance however there would be no harm in exercising more frequently and eating healthily. Ask your GP for a blood test to check for an Overactive Thyroid Gland, although this is unlikely. Good luck and remember that 4 pounds weight is better than a 7 pound baby!

R & J: Oh dear! First off is the golden role: USE A CONDOM!

Before you even think about finding your member a mate we suggest you get yourself to the GUM (Genitourinary Medicine) clinic in Ryehill or Ninewells for some serious testing. However, if you’ve had this all your life then maybe it’s just a friendly mole. It’s important that you regulary examine your member for any irregularities. We’re sure that everything will be ok just remember to be safe with sex!

Dear R & J: Exams, essay’s, journals, part-time job and even having time for a social life?! It’s too

much, I’m so stressed out. I can’t quit my job as I need the money and I’m struggling to understand any of my coursework. Am I a complete idiot? Why is everyone else coping so well? Please help me, I can’t carry on like this. Anon, 19, West End

R & J:

You sound like you need a big hug! The best way to deal with this situtation is to plan each day the night before. This helps to clear your head and pysch yourself up for the day ahead. Ask your work if you can cut back a shift - if this means less money for nights out then it’s only for a couple of months. We’ve all been through this and trust me - not everyone is coping. Speak to friends and ask how they handle this busy time of year - after all, they are friends for a reason! Peer connections on the fourth floor offer a place of comfort for people in your situation and you really should stop by. If you feel your coursework is too much, speak to your tutor and hopefully they will help you with any areas you are confused with.

If you can relate to any of these problems there is help available at Peer Connections, which you can find on Floor 4 at the Union.

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Candidates

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1 X President Candidate for DUSA

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Andrew Smith 22 Graduated History a.y.smith@dundee.ac.uk “He’s A Good Egg!”

Policies: 1. A 50% increase increase in the society budget to promote student activities and engagement.

2. To strengthen, develop and promote the welfare services offered by DUSA and across the campus.

3. To expand and evolve the employability opportunities offered by DUSA. Music interests: Morrissey, The Smiths, anything alternative Random Talents/Skills: Can crack his nose rather loudly (eww! - Ed)

Additional Info: If elected, Andrew will have an open door policy as he did when he served as VPSA this year. He also aims to help students more with legal and personal issues. You can find him on facebook by searching Andrew Smith for DUSA President. With regards to his policy on employability, he wishes to hold more seminars and workshops in conjunction with the University to broaden career opportunities for students.

Additionally, Andrew will also promote the Student Representative Council and promote the University by encouraging nationwide debates.

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Charlie Barrowcliff 20 4th Politics c.barrowcliff@dundee.ac.uk “The Revolution Starts Now”

Policies: 1. The creation of Student Reward Card based on produce bought in the union.

2. To offset Union carbon emissions and evaluate it’s green policies.

3. Provide more employment opportunities within and outside of the union and take a 25% wage cut.

Music interests: Girls Aloud, Take That, Boyzone - any pop music Random Talents/Skills: Reliability

Additional Info: If elected Charlie will look at the Union’s green policy and positively confront the issues it faces in trying to offset carbon emissions. Financially, Charlie would trim excessive and unnecessary spending within the Union and put the money towards other events at the Union. He also aims to enhance and promote DUSA through the use of social networking sites. You can find Charlie on facebook by searching Charlie Barrowcliff for DUSA President. Charlie also aims to utilise the services websites so that they are easily accessed.

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1 X Deputy President Candidate for DUSA

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Rimple Palana 22 4th English r.palana@dundee.ac.uk “Engaging You With Your Union�

Policies: 1. Develop on the already existing representation system and ensure that it works competently.

2. Challenge the common persona of apathy.

3. Create and promote opportunities for gaining relevant experience when building a CV. Music interests: Anything apart from Bob Dylan - recent essay!

Random Talents/Skills: (jokingly) Representation and Participation!

Additional Info: If elected Rimple aims to build on the success of this years SRC and work towards further improvement on the structure of the system. Through working closely with the VPC, Rimple will ensure that there is effective communication to students using the popular means of media available on campus, through proactively approaching students around campus Rimple plans to research how the executive can make a real difference. In addition to this, through working with the Careers Service, Rimple plans to ensure that there are great and varied array of internship programmes available. Through working with academic staff, Rimple plans to promote greater student assistance.

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Andi Michie 21 2nd Accountancy a.michie@dundee.ac.uk

Policies: 1. Increase your employability.

2. Increasing union accessbility for all students 3. Including your voice in union dates and events Music interests: Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton.

Random Talents/Skills: Bring an ‘old fashioned gentleman’ and is not too bad at singing, either.

Additional Info: As someone who is good a representing different view points , Andi plans to emphasise internships. Andi says that he is talkative and persuasive, and so he see’s this as an advantage in getting student’s voices heard in the Union. Being on the Learning and Teaching Committee in the SRC has given him the ability to see what needs changed in both the university and the union. If elected, Andi wants to make more people aware of what is on offer for them at the Union ith regards to extra-currcular activities. You can find Andi Michie on Facebook by searching his name.

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Graeme Thewliss 21 4th English and Film g.j.thewliss@dundee.ac.uk (not recieved)

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Policies: 1.Expand the Magdalen and create a true platform for the student voice.

2.Develop the current DUSA website to include video’s and podcasts.

3.Develop DUSA’s image.

Music interests: Anything from Arab Strap to Pantera Random Talents/Skills: Supports Motherwell

Additional Info: Graeme is going to look at how the website can be utilised, with the view to perhaps creating a DUSATV online. Furthermore he aim’s to help the Magdalen by helping budding journo’s succeed in their goals to write and design professionally. Other plans include setting up a Dundee Uni radio stations and making sure that Dundee University is promoted at every opportunity.

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Name: Kirsty Brown Age: 22 Year: 4th Degree: Anatomy & Physiology E-mail: k.w.brown@dundee.ac.uk Slogan: “Get More, Have Your Say, Vote Kirsty VPSA 2Day” Policies: 1. Increase budget for society funding: more money, more advertising.

2. Ensure improvement of DUSA and Dundee Uni services and facilities: 24 Hour library and more computers.

3. Directly engaging with students to promote an increase in student participation and increasing the help available for the ‘poor student.’

Music interests: Indie rock, Jools Holland, Taylor Swift Random Talents/Skills: Get’s on well with anyone and everyone!

Additional Info: If Kirsty wins the role of VPSA she will have a Society awareness week and include better explanations of what the SRC and Exec is to Freshers in their welcome packs. She is a chatty girl and looks forward to sitting down with diverse groups of people to discuss their issues and problems. She feels she has experience as she already has headed an anti-drink spiking campaign within the union and has sat on SRC for three years. Kirsty also wishes to publish a monthly bulletin on the website and in the Magdalen to let people know what the Exec and SRC are up to. To find Kirsty on facebook search “Kirsty Brown for VPSA.”

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Martyn Geddes 23 4th Applied Computing m.geddes@dundee.ac.uk “For Strong Societies, Vote for Geddes”

Policies: 1. Advertise Society meetings.

2. Create a monthly calendar for School boards that is advertised.

3. Create a Society book for those interested in becoming involved and aren’t sure what to join.

Music interests: Suede, Rock, Indie Random Talents/Skills: Can reach most top shelves (he is rather tall!)

Additional Info: Martyn already has experience from organising joint events between societies, something which he plans to carry on if he wins VPSA. He plans to meet regularly with societies and get their input. He wishes to make freshers and refreshers fayre more organised by positioning stalls according to their interest group. Martyn also feels that alot more focus needs to be put on societies and helping them work with one another. A recent example of this being the MADE event (reviewed on our ents pages) as well as the Question time event.

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1 X VP Student Activities Candidate for DUSA

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Name: Katherine Henderson Age: 21 Year: 4th Degree: English with Spanish E-mail: k.r.henderson@dundee.ac.uk Slogan: ‘It’s Fun to Have Fun But You Have To Know How’

Policies: 1. Dundee university student festival.

2. Road Trip Scotland!

3. Healthy living; get your five a day.

Music interests: Anything fun!

Random Talents/Skills: Shopping

Additional Info: As a ‘hard working, fun and sincere lass’ Katie is looking to continue the work of the exixting VPSA and will look for new ways to stimulate the student body. She will bring brand new, never seen before events to DUSA, such as the student festival and says that some of her best memories come from spending time in the countryside with her friends, so if therefore looking to bring Dundee student’s a Road Trip to ‘get out there, and have fun’.

Katie will promote healthier alternatives within the union to ensure that everyone can reach their five a day.

Facebook Katie Henderson for VPSA to find out more!

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Craig Kelly 23 2nd History ckelly@dundee.ac.uk “Be Realisitic: Demand the Impossible”

Policies: 1. Affiliate an Umbrella Humanitarian Society to encourage student groups to work together when campaigning on awareness or charitable issues. United We Are Stronger.

2. Co-ordinate a campaign across campuses around Scotland to fight the raising of the alcohol purchasing age to 21.

3. Push forward the proposed ethical investment consultation and ensure that all students have the opportunity to engage with the uni on this issue.

Music interests: Acoustic stuff...or techno - a range Random Talents/Skills: Taking the good old six string out and having a sing-song once bevved up.

Additional Info: Always seen around campus Craog promises to bring some changes to student life if he is elected as VPSA. He was recently on Aberdeen’s campus where they had a Latin America week and feels that it would be great to have something like that at DUSA. If elected Craig plans to bring more contentions issue to the fore and feel that he is good at juggling all of his different commitments. He wants to connect with the students and not the authorities and plans to use every opportunity to do so. You can find him on facebook by searching Vote Craig Kelly for DUSA VP Campaigns.

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Joanna McIntyre 20 3rd Politics j.e.p.mcintyre@dundee.ac.uk ‘Jo’s In The Know’

Policies: 1. Introduce a rag/charity week to University 2. Increase infomation to students about events 3. Make it easier for students to get involved in DUSA Music interests: Hole, Smashing Pumpkins, Thin Lizzy Random Talents/Skills: Writing for the Magdalen of course!

Additional Info: Jo feels that the Union needs to reach students better, making use of the resources it already has. At the momeny, Jo feels that university is divided; those who know about events, and those who do not. Jo says that the key to student participation is getting infomation to all, she will do this through utilisation of posters, The Magdalen and the SRC, which she feels needs to be more visible and available. Jo will also create a ‘raising and giving’ week. Give Jo’s facebook a look-in by typing Jo for VP Campaigns.

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Janine Ewan 20 2nd Nursing j.ewan@dundee.ac.uk (not recieved)

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Policies: 1. Help Service; making this known to all and available to everyone.

2. Campaigns; improved preperation and working closely with VP Campaigns.

3. Good university experience; addressing the stress which can sometimes arrise in uni life.

Music interests: Kings of Leon and Girls Aloud (her friends call her Sarah!). Anything with a beat.

Random Talents/Skills: Just enjoys parties in general!

Additional Info: Janine has been working closely along side the previous VPSW for the past year and so feels that this has been invaluable experience, although feeling slightly under pressure due to the previous work already carried out. While planning to pick up on where the previous VPSW left off, Janine also plans to run a on-smoking campaign through the Health Service and will utilise the email system and the internet for communication.

Find her on facebook by typing Janine Ewen in search!

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Name: Gary Cocker Age: 19 Year: 2nd Degree: Politics E-mail: g.cocker@dundee.ac.uk Slogan: ‘Don’t Be A Focker, Vote For Cocker’

Policies: 1. Create a Facebok group to bring awareness to the students of Union events.

2. Campaign against bringing the legal drinking age up to 21.

3. Ensure that DUSA will not change it’s licensing laws, allowing it to be open to the public for 56 days of the year.

Music interests: Britpop, Biffy Clyro Random Talents/Skills: Can dislocate his arm rather easily (Do not try this at home! - Ed)

Additional Info: Gary aknowleges that the recent wave of student activism around the UK indicates that the steretype of ‘apathetic party animals’ is been shake off. While many of these campaigns have been geared towards issues abroad, Gary feels that Students should be more aware of issues at home, this is centeral to his first policy.

Gary will actively campaign against the Scottish Government’s propsed legislation of an increase in legal drinking age, feeling that this will put students at a significant disadvantage. Gary feels that the Student’s Union should be kept as this, as it is already a brilliant night spot. Facebook this focker by entering his name!

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Andrew MacQueen 20 2nd Politics a.w.macQueen@dundee.ac.uk Your Union, Your Say

Policies: 1. To represent the entire student body by making sure their views are heard by being around as often as possible.

2. Ensuring the business of DUSA and all committees are held effectively and run as efficently as possible.

3. To ensure the previous successes of DUSA are preserved and build upon that success for the future.

Music interests: The Killers, some dance music Random Talents/Skills: Can play piano and the organ.

Additional Info: Having had an illustrious career in politics thus far due to involvement in the Scottish Youth Parliament, Andrew feels he can bring this experience to DUSA. If elected he wishes to make the SRC minutes more available as well as help create stability with disciplinaries. Find him on facebook by searching his name.

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BasicsBoard s t e e m t s e r r Al a sd a i r Fo P S M r r e K y And It is now quite hard to imagine cigarette smoke in pubs and clubs, but it is not so distant a memory. It is only two years this month since the ban on smoking in public places came into force in Scotland. The man who as health minister brought in the legislation, Andy Kerr MSP, was in Dundee at the beginning of March. I caught up with him on the first day of his party’s conference.

I was imagining how many cigarettes had been smoked in the old hotel function suite where we held the interview as we sat down to begin. To start, I asked him if, quite simply, smokers have any rights left. He replied that they do – he is an ex-smoker himself – but stressed others’ real right not to inhale cigarette smoke. That argument is the usual one, but he claimed that this right, and thus the ban, has “massive acceptance”. There was, he said, “substantial evidence” of the harm caused by passive smoking.

Kerr told me that he was warned by some at the time that there would be civil disobedience: that people just wouldn’t accept the ban. This just hasn’t happened. This, he said, is indication of the public support; I referred to it as his bill, and he told me it was “the people’s bill” instead. He conceded that there will always be people who opposed it.

If the ban has been so widely accepted, then, why? A similar ban in Germany is widely flouted. Kerr claimed that there is public acceptance of the ban due to public involvement in its creation. Every household in Scotland was posted information on the consultation, and there was lengthy discussion with stakeholders. This public debate and strong

evidence basis along with good PR work, he said, was why the ban was supported.

On the other hand, a Scottish desire to beat the rest of the country may have informed people’s decision-making, he joked.

He thinks that there will be less support for the proposed banning of behind-the-counter cigarette gantries. These proposals, put before Holyrood earlier in the month, may in his view be “too negative”, although he insisted he is keeping an open mind. He did say that the evidence behind these proposals is weaker than for the ban he introduced.

On perhaps a more partisan note, he claimed that the Scottish Government is “failing by poor consultation” and “not taking people with them”.

If he’s not sure about these plans, what would he suggest as the next step? His party is of course now in opposition, but he wanted to see Government take more action to halt uptake, particularly among young girls. Girls in S1 and S2 are a problem group, he said, and they need to be targeted.

The NHS advert with the young women too out of breath to run after boys is evidence that this is targeting is already happening, but for Kerr, himself a long-distance runner, more needs to be done, particularly at the local level. The “Kate Moss effect”, which makes smoking attractive, should be combated there, he said.

He was quite insistent that local action will work best.

“Health-promoting schools”, he said, will work if parents set a good example, too.

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Alasdair Forrest

Do you take in too much caffeine?

How about too little? If you go near the news, you’ll know that we get at best mixed messages on the stimulant, and we get them often. The best recent scare is the suggestion that coffee can cause hallucinations.

This was understandably a tabloid favourite. The newspapers’ claim was this: seven cups of coffee a day makes you three times more likely to hallucinate than the abstainer. This figure was taken from a study in which just over 200 students answered a psychological questionnaire. The thin g about this important figure is that it wasn’t actually from the study. It was from a statistical analysis of the study’s resu lts in which the scientists compared those from the group who took the most caffeine with those who took the least. Actually, they compared the 22 people with the highest consumption with 22 with the lowest. That’s not many people on which to draw a conclusion.

The scientists can legitimately say that the risk of hallucinations – and this refers only to auditory hallu cinations, hearing voices – is raised. But the statistical work isn’t done there. You have to take account of the differences between the groups in terms of age, sex, and so on, and once that’s don e, the tripled risk shrinks.

The psychologists behind the study didn’t make grand claims about their study. It was a fairly sma ll one conducted by a PhD candidate, and is a starting contribu tion to an interesting area of research. He analysed the two grou ps of 22 – a post-hoc analysis, it is called – and got this figu re showing a tripled risk.

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LoveMusic: > Boylans Blog This month, music wise, is going to be freakin’ awesome. There’s enough good releases, good gigs and general controversy to make any scenester jizz in their pants. So sit back, relax and let the Magdalen help you decide where your ears go for the next 4 weeks.

Firstly, the come-back that’s on everyone’s lips. JACKO! The self proclaimed king of pop has announced a forthcoming tour and I for one am excited. I probably shouldn’t be considering the last time hew was in the papers Michael Jackson was in a wheelchair looking like Paul Newman did just before he died, but come on!

It’s MJ! Regardless of what he does (or who he allegedly does) he’s still a total legend. Start practicing your moonwalks now!

There are also some awesome albums on the horizon, especially in the Hip-Hop scene. Nas, Eminem, The Black Eyed Peas are all set to release new discs in March, with Eminem’s Relapse being hotly tipped for great things. Unfortunately, I can’t agree. I’ve heard better hip-hop at a Lil Wayne concert, and that’s saying something.

The beat is boring, the lyrics lame and the chorus is the most uninteresting thing this year. Even the inclusion of Dr Dre, which normally makes this reviewer swoon, is needless and does nothing

for the track.

Nas, on the other hand, kicks ass. He always has and he always will and this new album The Liberty Of Norton Folgate, only reinforces this fact. There are few rappers who can use their medium to tell stories so effectively but he never fails to do so with ease and the jaunt into the political sphere shows the maestro fusing his trademark dark beats with even darker lyrics. Avoid Eminem this month and buy the Nas, seriously, you’ll thank me later.

As far as local acts go, kudos have to be awarded to Spanky’s Heroes, who recently won the Marrow battle of the bands. Their infectious form of power pop left me stunned and their singer’s range is insane. Definitely an act to watch. Avast! are playing a few shows about the town this month and if you get a chance you should really catch them. They are one of the few bands left in Dundee who continue to push boundaries both with their live show and recordings, so make sure you check out Dundee’s finest from the old school.

Keep the music live and the stereo at full blast!

Think your music taste is better than ours? E-mail us at themagdalen@dusa. co.uk and hurl some abuse at us if you’ve got the balls.

> 5 Television Crossovers You’d Love To See

by Graeme Thewliss

>Come dine with me meets Hogan knows best.

Hogan gets a little paranoid about his competition, so plants GPS trackers on all of his dining guests to find out where they’ve been doing their shopping. The complex nature of this plan turns out to be irrelevant as Hogan serves up four courses of protein shakes before performing an atomic leg drop on all the diners for looking at his daughter.

Episode name: Hogan knows chef. >Sportscene meets Taggart.

Admittedly not a classic episode, the West of Scotland rejoices as Pat Nevin is subject to a brutal and vicious death. The episode fizzles out a little bit to the end as none of the team are particularly fussed in finding the killer.

Episode name: Righteous Muurrrduuurrr. >Skins meets Hollyoaks.

While similar to the Hollyoaks late night specials, this episode allows the kids of Hollyoaks to go nuts. Sasha suffers a colossal relapse and Justin finally realises he’s out of his depth at the age of 21 and is forced to play the ‘Fonzy’ role. Effie meets Nancy and the two of them have a Goth off.

Episode name: Skinning up. >Newsnight meets 24 meets Arrested Development.

The episode starts off quite tamely as Paxman interrogates Pop-Pop about his alleged treason against the United States.

Jack Bauer sits in the audience quietly until he finally loses the plot, bursting onto the stage screaming; “You call that an interrogation?” and proceeds to electrocute Pop-Pop. Paxman looks on in awe and it’s a good ten minutes before anyone realises it is in fact Uncle Oscar.

Episode name: Give me your hair! >Lost meets Bear Grylls, Born Survivor.

Very similar to the current Born Survivor format as Bear Grylls is dropped on the Lost island and fights his way through the undergrowth. He avoids falling planes, polar bears and crazy French women in order to prove that he is the original Born Survivor. Sadly the futility of his effort finally take their toll as due to the island’s time travelling properties, he finds himself trapped in an infinite loop, repeating the same tasks over and over again.

Episode name: Absolute futility.

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Think your record collection is the Bee’s Knees? Let us know by e-mailing us your review with a picture of yourself to themagdalen@dusa.co.uk > ArtScene

> BestNewBand Roseanne Baird

To most students who do not study an art related subject the Duncan of Jordanstone Art College buildings remain a mystery viewed only from the outside. The brave may venture into the Crawford building to the art material shop to get cheap paper and pens for revision materials but most see the building only as a marker of the boundaries of the main campus.

I would now however like to encourage everyone, whatever your subject is, to venture inside and take a walk around the corridors and into the exhibitions on display. Work from students past and present lurks everywhere in the buildings so have a wander around (obviously best to avoid actually walking into the middle of a class) and take your time to appreciate the art that the university students are turning out – you can find everything from the bizarre to the beautiful in there.

General Foundation Self Portrait Exhibition Whilst most students try to forget about working over the Christmas holidays the first year general foundation art students were busy producing self-portraits for a competition amongst themselves. The work was judged and voted on by the students involved and the winner won £75. Now however their work has been available for all to see and ranges from the incredible to the completely bizarre, but all showing the promising talents the future artists have.

General Foundation Showcase Each year the some of the work from the first year students is put on display around the Duncan of Jordanstone buildings. In the Matthew gallery this month has been textile dresses and accessories made in line with stories and themes.

These range from ghostly outfits based on stories to ones based on card games. All outfits show great potential from the general foundation students and inspire anyone walking by to look at the detail and read the stories displayed next to the costumes.

There was even an interesting costume reflecting the anniversary of Barbie dolls which delightfully used real accessories and clothing from the dolls.

Second Hand Marching Band A few years ago, before the unfortunate descent into overly commercial blandness, Snow Patrol were actually a pretty well respected band and after leaving Dundee Uni Gary Lightbody went on to be something of a prominent figure round the Glasgow music scene. So popular was he that he was able to put together a huge collective of Glasgow musicians (Including members of Idlewild, Arab Strap, Belle and Sebastian and many more) who then produced two brilliant albums of folk influenced indie rock under the name The Reindeer Section.

Eight years later and something distinctly familiar is brewing in Glasgow in the form of the Second Hand Marching Band. Composed of 18-22 musicians from Scottish Bands old and new (Dananananaykroyd, Teenage Fanclub and EagleOwl to name a few) they take off in many ways were Gary Lightbody’s project left off. For a start the direction is very much on folk music. The big difference between the bands is that whilst the Reindeer Sections songs were sad and downplayed The Second Hand Marching Band’s songs are sad and sound absolutely massive. There’s woodwind sections going off here, accordions whining away there, ukuleles being plucked somewhere and a chorus of voices absoloutely everywhere.

With songs that manage to swing from being hushed introspective tunes to huge bombastic shanties so effortlessly it would be a shame for you not to join in and have a listen now.

For Fans of: The Reindeer Section, Arcade Fire, Neutral Milk Hotel Stephen Budas

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Take It As Gospel: Each month The Magdalen Ents team listens, reads and watches the best in all things Entertainment.

Only to pass it on to you, of course.

SINGLES&ALBUMS: All American Rejects - Gives You Hell (Single)

Lady Gaga - The Fame (Album)

Oasis - I’m Outta Time (Single)

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With their brilliantly entertaining new number ‘Gives You Hell’, they prove themselves to be more than catchy one hit wonders, breaking ground as one of the music industry’s ‘unforgettables’.

Guaranteed, the single echoes remnants of ‘Sum 41’s’ splashing guitar riffs but nonetheless, this does not detract from the single’s intricate technique that will have you hyping for days. Whether or not you like the rejects, ‘Gives you hell’ is a must-have for your playlist, as it will have you buzzing for days. HE

Lady Gaga debuted our dance floors with the infamous ‘Just Dance’ which we have come to know and indeed dance to enthusiastically. Her debut album ‘The Fame’ proves testament to the various intriguing levels on which she works on. Songs such as ‘Paparazzi’ brings out a mellow yet enthusing side where ‘Lovegame’ and ‘Pokerface’ entice and rapture you within clever beats and luscious lyrics. ‘The Fame’, proves Lady Gaga to be the queen of melodic cool. You just have to join her. HE

Capturing nostalgia, the new release from the Gallagher brothers can be seen as a slight departure from the Oasis classics we all admire, but for the positive. ‘I’m Outta time’ highlights a more melancholic side to the band we may not associate them with, adding depth to their already excellently established character. It’s a tune that is so harmonious and peaceful that you will feel at ease for weeks. It is with this depth and harmony, Oasis show themselves as masters in understanding the true power of music for which we are grateful for. HE

FILMS: Almost Famous (Old, 2000) Almost famous tells the story of a high school boy given a chance to tour with an up and coming rock band. Set in the 70’s it is loosely based on Cameron Crowes own experiences as a journalist.

The film is a roller coaster (or more a shiny old tour bus) ride of fifteen year old William Miller’s coming of age and gaining important ‘life experiences’ whilst also gives the audience a interesting glimpse into the lifestyle of Rock and roll legends. This film is said to have ‘made’ Kate Hudson and it is no wonder with her brilliant performance as Penny Lane, a ‘band-aid’ (girl-power groupie). I would say that no matter what mood you are in this film is likely to make you happy. RB

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Confessions of a Shopaholic (New) Isla Fisher (Wedding crashers, Scooby doo) plays Rebecca Bloomwood living in New York and obsessed with pure shopping indulgences. She is forced to get a job when she becomes largely in debt and as a lover of fashion and a journalist she wants a job in a top New York fashion magazine but has to settle for a financial one (making things just that bit more funny). The film is taken from the book The secret dream world of a Shopaholic (published in 2000) and it is interesting to note that although the film’s story remains mostly the same the title has been changed to ‘confessions of a shopaholic’ – perhaps this is reflecting the need to modify materialistic lifestyles in the current harsh economic climate.

This film is hardcore chick flick, full of comic sequences you can not help but laugh at - if that’s your kind of thing then go ahead and enjoy it. RB

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> One to Watch The Shortwave Set Like many good bands, a true anthem exists within and The Shortwave Set are no exception. Formed in 2005 in the South East of England, The Shortwave Set recently returned to the forefront of alternative with another ear-popping catcher of a number, Glitches ‘n’ Bugs. Fantastical, intriguing and melodious, the record seizes and entrances every alternative beat in your body. Steady yet enigmatically erratic, this brilliant disc proves The Set’s worth in the alternative scene. Having already toured with Goldfrapp and Gnarls Barkley, The Set is certainly one to look out for this year, somewhere in the summer festivals circuits.

Let this be the summer of alternative.

Complete class!

Henrietta Evans

DLS: > Gig Round Up MADE in Dundee The performing arts aren’t exactly something that features prominently in the hearts and minds of your typical student, if it isn’t in the Union, chances are we don’t hear about it and thus most of the studious population tend to miss all kinds of exciting local events.

In an effort to change this, The Music Society, The Art Society, The Bands Society, Lipp theatre, The Anime Society and The Poetry Society all joined forces to bring you M.A.D.E. in Dundee in the Bonar Hall.

The day consisted of a series of workshops provided by the societies and some external sources such as stage 2000 who provided a Drum tutorial workshop. There was also opportunities to learn the African drums and also have a bash on some DJ decks with the help of the Palm Tree Cartel. This reviewer had a lot of fun learning how to Indian Dance, finding out that the only three moves you actually need are screwing in a light bulb, petting and dog and stamping out a cigarette. I am now an expert.

After 6pm the workshops finished and entertainment began with singing and dancing from OPSOC, performing a scene from FAME and my personal favourite, the Dance Club, performing some risqué and therefore awesome routines, much to the glee of the male attendees. There was music from the Musical society Saxophone Quartet, keeping things smooth in the late afternoon and the Chamber Choir, La-and-Fa-ing their way into our hearts.

Lipp Theatre performed a scene from their upcoming play Mort as well as some hilariously stereotypical sketches from their Fringe show. While the Dundee University Bands Society provided musical acts in the form of the haunting voice of Sian Cook, the infectious Crayon Revival, hard, heavy rock and roll from Goom and the ever awesome Sarah Coloso.

All in all, it was an awesome day of Arts related entertainment with free buns from the Art society literally being icing on the cake (awful pun alert!). Unfortunately, as with most events of this nature, the turnout wasn’t exactly awesome, but there’s always next year and I for one will definitely go back!

EB

Brother Louis Collective @ The Doghome It was hard to leave the Doghome on Sunday night without your foot tapping and a grin on your face. The infectious Glasgow-based Brother Louis Collective had just played an amazing 30 minute set promoting their debut single, “These Barren Years”.

Support came in the form of local singersongwriter, Dom, swiftly followed by Dundee band Kaput whose combination of hammering guitars and delicate twinkling keyboard melodies are something to look out for. Look out for these guys on the local music scene especially if you are a fan of Scottish indie in the same vein as the Twilight Sad. Next up were Woodenbox who seemed like they’d stepped right out of America’s Mid West. Bearing resemblance to early Kings of Leon (both musically and in terms of facial hair!) their country vibe with hints of ska was just what was needed to warm up the crowd in preparation for the night’s main event- the Brother Louis Collective.

With a set full of incredible tunes, Brother Louis Collective far surpassed any of my expectations. New single “These Barren Years” is destined to be a hit with raw emotion flowing faultlessly from frontman Louis Abbot’s vocal chords teamed with lilting female vocals from Sarah Hayes, a two-person woodwind section and a double bass this is really something special.

By the end of the set the crowd were left wanting more and so we were treated to a very special cover version of a track by a “man who changed the world” according to Abbot, Bruce Springsteen. Brother Louis Collective’s own interpretation of “Born to Run” rounded off an incredible gig and left me eager for their return to Dundee, they are definitely one to check out especially if you are a fan of singers with Scottish accents and music that leaves you smiling.

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Magdalen meets...

Hanney

“Hanney march to the beat of their own drum” If one band encapsulates the eclectic and

multifarious nature of the Dundee music scene, it is local stalwarts Hanney. Formed nine years ago, the band (Brain Harris, vocals; Paul Harris, guitar; Jimmy Thomson, drums; Wullie Ferguson, bass; and the impressively-named ‘Trun’ on synth) have emerged as leading figures on the Tayside gig circuit over the last few years.

Encompassing a panoply of musical influences, from rock and punk, to hip hop and techno, the band eschews notions of genre and type for an altogether more diverse and leftfield perspective.

“It’s difficult to describe our style of music”, frontman Brian Harris tells me during a typically bustling afternoon in the Student Union. “Obviously we have our sound and it’s quite experimental, but it differs from song to song. We’re asked that question all the time, but it’s a hard one. Just check it out for yourself!”

With song titles such as ‘Watch Your Back’ and ‘Iron Fist’ in their arsenal, and having recently played a fundraising gig for medical aid on the Gaza Strip, politics plays a large part in the band’s ethos.

Would Harris describe Hanney as a political band? “I’d say we’re anti-political, actually. We don’t believe in the political system; it’s there to control people, and I don’t think it’s possible to change things within that system.” Are Hanney anarchists, then? “Maybe, we’re definitely anti-establishment, but I’d say it’s more of a spiritual campaign. It might have started political, but it’s evolved into something else. People need to stop being manipulated, and if they look inside themselves they’ll find the correct answers.”

The term ‘gig’ little describes the admirable ambition of the band’s live shows. Their set is akin to a mini-festival, with the music augmented by a dizzying array of belly dancers, graffiti artists, UV lighting and general pandemonium, the band often emerging on stage in white robes before showering the audience with glow sticks. How would Harris describe the band’s attitude towards playing live? “We put a lot of effort into organising a gig, looking well beyond our performance on the night. We always make sure we have really good bands playing alongside us, making it a really good night for people who come. We want people to really get involved and let their hair down. Too many people go to gigs and

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worry about what the guy next to them is doing: just come and enjoy yourself! It’s like when you go to a party and no one dances until they’re drunk in the last half hour. Then the DJ calls it a day and everyone starts complaining: you had all fucking night to dance! Our attitude is to get everyone having a good time from the start.”

Have the band attracted any label interest? “None whatsoever”, Harris replies in typically blunt fashion. “No approach, nothing; we’re outcasts!” Not that this seems to bother him. “To be honest, we’ve not approached one record label. I think we’ve sent out maybe a handful of demos to various people, but we’ve never pushed it too far. We should probably push ourselves further, not necessarily with labels, but with things like merchandise and getting our own website together. We’re quite lazy as a group!”

Have they considered taking the more DIY approach and setting up their own label? “Definitely; I’d love to do that, and even sign other bands that I have faith in. It’d be great to put on shows out of town under the name of the label, as a collective. We’re looking to self-fund an album, hopefully finishing that for the summer, but knowing us it’s more likely to be next year! It’s hopefully going to be a double disc album, one side music the other collaborations, remixes, live performances, with nice artwork and sleeve notes.

We want to make something that people would want to keep, something that I can show my bairns when they’re older.” And as for the future? “I’d love to get the opportunity to play the festivals, the chance to see if we could move audiences the way we have at a local level. I definitely think we could.”

While skinny-jeaned drones kneel at the shrine of all things Doherty, Hanney march to the beat of their own drum, promoting diversity over homogeny. If you’re going to see them live, bring nothing but a lack of inhibition and a willingness to enjoy yourself.

Hanney will provide the rest.

Gig dates and all other information available at www.myspace. com/hanney1 Michael Gibson

An amazing story of debauchery in Paris

by Ruth Hunter

“Rue de Folie” It was Mid-January and I found myself by some extravagant measures of procrastination, in Paris. It was the week before returning to Dundee and I can remember it now only through the vague recollections of those who accompanied me. It all began waking on a plane at 10,000 feet. As I looked pessimistically around me to seek any clue that would reveal how I had ended up in this situation, a nightmarish audio flashback of a slurred, drunken voice saying the words “never have I ever” cut across my mind with the nausea and migraine of a cruel hangover. I was in great discomfort and even greater confusion. The man to the left was my friend Conor; he was at this time drooling a small birdbath into his shoulder. The guy to the right of me I had never met before in my life. Nonetheless he smiled cheerfully at me and being a hostile ‘day-after’ kind of person I returned the gesture by vomiting in his lap.

After a disgusted air hostess walked away with the 10th vomit bag to no doubt spit in my complimentary muffin I began to piece together what had led to my current predicament. The guy I didn’t know, I apparently did; he was the owner of the voice replaying in my head. It was during our festivities the night before that we made the discovery he had apparently done everything everyone has ever done, myself and my drooling friend companion in our awe and drunken admiration then sacrificed our livers to him ‘the god of having done a lot of stuff’ for most of the night. It was during this session that Conor got into his head the completely stupendous idea of taking a brief trip to Paris. As I remembered all this on the plane I helpfully pointed out to Conor, who had now spluttered in to consciousness, that I could have managed an emotional drunk goodbye with a complete stranger and a good night in bed a little better than a plane trip I couldn’t afford to a city that was going to cost me even more. After drifting in and out of waking life on various kinds of Parisian public transportation I found myself standing shakily on Rue de Bonjour, or something, outside a blue door, holding a key. I looked at my companions in supplication who looked at me, then the key, then the door. The connection between these objects however somehow evaded me as I swayed on my feet, their heads melting into one giant and quite terrifying octopus gondolier. Conor sighed, and with his surprisingly dexterous tentacle took the key and paddled towards the key hole which was now big enough for us all to fit though, and door shaped, a result perhaps not just of whiskey drinking.

I once got stuck in a ball pit for three hours, was left there forgotten by all and had a panic attack. They called an ambulance and a doctor later diagnosed me with an anxiety disorder. I however would like to see another person pressed up against a glass wall asphyxiating in a Freudian nightmare handle things in a calmer fashion. Anyhow I was having similar feelings of uneasiness as I left the hall’s canal and ascended the stairs; something about the building was unsettlingly familiar. Nonetheless we entered the flat.

As I sat hunched over on a high stool in the kitchenette, sipping some sludgy coffee from a cup that had wandered into my hand (like so many other objects of stimulating properties) some of the fog in Ville de Hangover began to clear. Looking around the apartment, I realised that I had been here before. But that uneasy ball-pit feeling returned inside my gut and it wasn’t the coffee. Fortunately at this moment my friend put what I can only describe for the sake of his good name and mine as caffeine pills into my hand and we left to paint the town red.

Paris, however is a city. After what possibly might have been a few days passed we went out to get some of that fine but inexpensive French wine and oh holy Jesus, mary and her fella I tasted colours, music and sexual montages. French wine is orgasmic (if you spend more than 6 euro and your standards are very low). One night, I vaguely recalled from my last stay at the flat that there was a club around the corner by the canal St. Martin and so merrily we stumbled down the winding stairs of our building and headed for the frozen canal, which would imply, shrewd observers, that it was cold outside. We discovered a very old photo booth that had been placed incongruously along an otherwise bare section of the concrete canal walk. We chose that instead of destroying the machine, we would use it for its intended purpose (aha!

What a lark!). The photo booth sighed somewhat disappointedly and we stumbled inside. When we fell out of the booth in fits of meaningless laughter over our glorious youth and attractive appearances I noticed two French men in the shadows at the side of the box who had clearly been standing there the whole time. They were also quite clearly French since they were dirty and spitting, aha! I jest! It was just that they just looked at me like I was a complete tosspot and then said things in French. The first man who was not so shrouded in darkness greeted me and we began to chat in my pathetic secondary school French. The second man in the shadows remained silent and his expression we could barely make out but it most certainly in any language implied the universally recognised meaning of “I’m going to stab you”.

After the introductory banter had ceased Stabby Mc Stabberson pulled out not a knife but a rather large cigarette and as we smoked, our attitudes towards being stabbed started in general, to become more open minded.

The one who talked and generally did not possess the impression that he was going to stab us invited us over to his hostel where there was a bar. The place in question was called ‘The Peace and Love hostel’ which was an encouraging name but blue-lighted and for all anonymously intensive purposes was most certainly not near anywhere I was staying and was definitely not called what I just said it was. We then most certainly did not cross the street and go in and get trashed with some American girls, get locked in the hostel for four hours and my friend was certainly NOT offered crack in the basement by Sir. Stabberson the second of knifesalot.

In a disoriented shuffle of no one definitely not trying to stab anyone perhaps we managed to escape.

We arrived back gratefully at the flat and the guy who was not my friend stripped bollock naked in front of me and Conor and after making himself a cup of tea he sat for two hours on the leather chair talking about Bulgarian foreign policy before he peeled his drunk, naked, sweaty body off the leather upholstery and went to bed.

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Opening at 5pm on Thursday the 5th of March, and closing its doors at 9pm the following Sunday, LFWE was the shopping Mecca to attract thousands of pilgrims this weekend, and we were there.

And, oh, it was a modern day pilgrimage; leaving Dundee as soon as classes would allow (that being Thursday evening) we arrived in the big L approximately twelve hours later after a bus journey (thanks to a mega-cheap company) that certainly challenged our faith in, well, humanity. Anyway, not to dwell on drunken middle aged men screeching Ranger songs in to the very wee hours, we headed straight for the espresso stands dotted around Victoria and proceeded to induce caffeine spasms in ourselves (but at least we were wide awake).

The next day, plastic fantastic in hand, we hopped on the underground to South Kensington and made our way through the masses to the holy land; the home of London Fashion Week.

The venue was set on the grounds to the Natural History Museum and under the big marquee (but think a very fancy one) was the latest British talent in design and grooming, along with global favourites. Despite our irritatingly bad hangovers (cheers, Camden) the excitement bubbled over our champagne glasses as we hithered and tithered between Vivienne Westwood and Maxmara Weekend, Lancôme and Luella, Dolce and Gabbana and McQueen.

However, it may have been the fact that we were not, damn us, there for the opening on Thursday, thereby enabling us to pick from the mini boutiques before another days worth had, but the rails – however fabulous their contents was - did not quite live up to expectation or promise. The clothing, upon further hours of inspection, seemed to be a melting pot of all things that didn’t sell from 1999 to, well, now. Perhaps, as I reasoned to myself on Saturday, it was simply the ‘no-trend’ trend emerging that was blurring the lines between seasons (the last several, apparently), but the emerging cynic in me doesn’t buy in to this; we were, after all, getting a fantastic discount (up to 75% off ) and so it would seem that the best, or even current, wasn’t going to sell for this. I wouldn’t go as far as to say that the clothing boutiques were more akin to a glorified TKMaxx – although I just did – you could have picked up a few beautiful future vintage pieces, if you had the patience to pack it away for twenty years.

Feeling slightly deflated and having already been left by our Fashion Ed (under the pretence of sore feet, although i suspect acute vodka intolerance) to wander by myself, I am hugely cheered up by the finding of the jewellery section. Find our Ed again in the recuperation area, her mood is also compensated by the finding of a (rather odd) linked ring by Clara Francis (www.clarafrancis.co.uk), which she quickly reserves. The feeling in the hundreds of boutiques is definitely an ethereal one, quite dark and very much back to the eerier side of nature. Tribal is everywhere here with lots of wooden sculptured pieces, stones were also playing a major part as were floral’s; for examples of this look to Lola Rose (www.lolarose.co.uk) and there was a lot of colour. Sam Ubhi, the winner of the Uk Fashion Export Award for women’s accessories, 2008, was showing an impressive array of the collection but my absolute favourite was Bark (www.manjoh.com), after already been championed in such publications as Grazia for her small bow bracelet, Miwako Yoshioka’s pieces are intricate and, thanks to her own hand craftsmanship, each piece is unique.

Although I was admittedly disappointed with the clothing and accessorise, the extent and quality of the jewellery boutiques took president over the whole day. I will be going back next year…just maybe a bit earlier.

By Michelle Stirling

Campus Chic

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Connor, 19, Environment and Sustainability Clothes all Jack Wills Style: laid-back leisurewear

Sally, 18, Art & Design, Clothes Topshop & topman, Style: Boyfriend Muso

Jilly, 20, Fine Art, Clothes: skirt from Charity shop, top American Apparel, Style: Roaming gypsy

Get The Look for Less

Sophie Birch

Here!s how to recreate the looks of some of the hottest celebs on the scene right now, all on the high street and at a snip of the cost. Perfect for these credit-crunching times!

Rachel Bilsontweed blazer H&M white v-neck t-shirt Dorothy Perkins red folk skirt Primark brown ankle boots Primark sunglasses Primark

Daisy Lowered coat ASOS.com spotty dress ASOS.com ankle socks Dorothy Perkins cream patent shoes Office

Fearne Cottonfloral skirt Topshop grey top H&M biker jacket New Look Converse trainers Office glasses Ebay

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Sustain Your Style

Fiona Martin

Monday morning blues? Mid-week fashion crisis? Weekend meltdown? Forget pressing the panic button every time you open your wardrobe in a desperate bid to find a last-minute outfit, its time to make use of what you’ve got and start saying, ‘Hello fabulous!’

We’ve all heard the cry at some point in our lives. Be it a younger sister or a beloved flatmate. In a moment of panic the fateful words, ‘I’VE GOT NOTHING TO WEAAAAAAR!’ reverberate through the air like an unwanted war cry. Of course, this often depends on their alcohol intake. I personally try and avoid the classic mistake of having a tipple WHILST getting ready for a night out. Despite what I thought, wonky eyeliner and mismatched earrings are NOT in this season. At the end of the day, cobbling together an outfit shouldn’t always have to raise your blood pressure, or send you running to the high street like a headless chicken. So, when was the last time you actually LOOKED at the contents in your wardrobes and cupboards? I don’t mean seeing a pitiful tangle of t-shirts and tops fly past whilst on the crazed hunt for a dress that probably happens to be in your flatmate’s room. I mean, when was the last time you emptied it all out and deciphered the ‘stylish’ from the ‘shit’? In all honesty, its not an activity I’d recommend for the weak hearted, or indeed the well endowed (the well endowed wardrobe, that is), but it really does give you an idea of what you can actually use again.

Its always good to remember not everyone keeps a tally of what you wear. So, unless a stranger has stopped you in the street recently and shouted, ‘eww, you wore that shirt last week!’ chances are that you probably aren’t doing too badly for yourself. But as we all know, unless blessed with Daddy’s ‘emergency credit card’, finding fashion inspiration in these ye olde credit crunch times can often be a pain in the ass.

1. The trusty LBD We’ve heard it all before, girls. ALWAYS have an LBD as a wardrobe staple, as it’s obviously going to be an investment.

The uncomplicated designs sold in the likes of All Saints and American Apparel are very versatile and can be worn in so many different ways – with shirts, highwaist skirts, etc.

3. Q. When is a boob tube not just a boob tube?

2. Fashion Androgyny, anyone?

Simple rule here. Man’s oversized shirt worn with thigh-skimming skirt. Instant sex appeal. Done.

4. Vintage inspiration without the price tag

When it’s a skirt, of course.

That’s right, silly as it may sound, often sold for just a couple of quid, the boob tube is truly a wardrobe essential.

Coming in a rather delightful array of colors too, you really can’t go wrong with this one. Stick on with a pair of black tights and a plain tank top - either tucked in with a belt, or with a longer t-shirt worn over the top. Guaranteed to make your bum look delightful. Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it.

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As my own snooping around home in the past has proved, your dear mother, even grandmother – shock horror - may just have a few pieces worthy of stealing for yourself.

The batwing jumper worn in the picture here is a perfect example of an eclectic 80’s throwback.

Remember to stick to the rules for all vintage clothes - always wash before you wear, and look out for ominous bits of fluff, and mysterious items in the pockets…

Feature: Blood, Sweat and Tears > Michael Gibson

I’d never given blood before. Sure, I’d seen that advert on television: the one where the desperate mother pleads for the viewer to donate blood so her child is allowed the operation that will save her life. It’s a hugely effective advertising campaign, pricking the conscience and emphasising the importance of blood transfusions on an all too human level.

At once, I vowed to donate; but then something always gets in the way: essays, exams, the pub. And what does giving blood actually entail? Is it time consuming? How do you make an appointment? Is it painful? Our amiable intentions are so readily and easily dismissed.

But this time was different: after several false promises and a smorgasbord of excuses, I finally called the Scottish National Blood Transfusion Service and was told to come to Ninewells Hospital between 2 and 6 pm on Wednesday. I arrived at the reception desk where the delightfully genial Barbara asked a few simple questions, took me through the process and asked me to fill out a donor health check form, before providing personal details and registering as a blood donor. From there, I was taken through to meet another member of the team, answering a few further questions about my medical history, before signing a consent form. My apprehensions were quickly assuaged: so far, so easy.

At this point I was asked to provide a small blood sample to check my haemoglobin levels - to ensure I’m not iron deficient. A drop of blood is placed into a special solution: should the droplet reach the bottom of the beaker within 15 seconds, the donator is not anaemic and is free to give blood. Mine ‘dropped like a stone’, somewhat surprisingly revealing that I’m in ruddy good health - although I won’t be cancelling the gym membership just yet. From there I was taken to a donation bed and instructed to lie down and relax, which, being a student, I found remarkable easy. A cuff was applied to my upper arm, before a needle was inserted and fixed with medical tape. Even for my ridiculously low pain threshold, the procedure was conspicuously straightforward.

Just under a pint of blood is collected, taking around ten minutes, before the needle is removed and a plaster is placed on the arm to prevent bleeding. My glamorous assistant, the aforementioned Barbara, then appeared with a refreshingly cold drink, and it was over. I had given blood for the first time.

I was then directed towards a small room where I could help myself to tea and biscuits: manna from heaven for the typically malnourished student. The whole process took no longer than

45 minutes: it’s that simple.

Despite this, only 6% of people give blood. Hospitals across Scotland need 1,000 donations every day for routine procedures, but the base of blood donors has fallen since 2003 to 179,000; this is predicted to fall to 166,000 by 2011, well short of the 194,000 target. A leukaemia patient may need more than 100 donations over the course of their treatment, while just three teaspoons of blood can save the life of a premature baby. Jacqueline Millar, local Donor Services Manager with the SNBTS, told me: ‘anyone between the ages of 17 and 70 can donate, provided they are in good health, and people can donate every twelve weeks. It’s absolutely vital that people give blood. We were at the Bonar Hall last month, where only 84 students donated compared to over 350 two years ago. None of us know when we’ll need a blood transfusion, whether that be through emergencies, cancer care or for premature babies. It is tremendously important.’

So give up a little time and a little blood, and make a huge difference.

Thanks to all the staff at the Scottish National Blood Transfusion Service You can donate blood at Level 8 of Ninewells Hospital, Dundee, every Wednesday between 2 and 6 pm – no appointment is necessary. Alternatively, you can donate when the SNBTS will be at the Marryat Hall, within the Caird Hall, on the 7th of April and the 12th of May. They’ll also be back at the Bonar Hall on the 19th of November. www.scotblood.co.uk 0845 90 90 999

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Meets Michelle Stirling

If you’re someone who even infrequently passes around the University Campus you have more than likely heard ominous words ‘Gameboy-boy’ whispered. He was the one who was playing a set outside the union on a Monday afternoon earlier this month, but you should not address him as the aforementioned pseudo adopted name. Meet Edward Shallow, otherwise known as Kyle Mckelvie.

I first of all ask Mr Shallows to explain what he actually does, please; ‘It’s called Chiptunes, I make music with obsolete game consoles, primarily the Nintendo Gameboy’. Ah, so that’s where the ‘gameboy-boy’ name emerged then? I am met here with a slightly dubious look before Mckelvie goes on to explain that while he is chuffed to the point of pure excitement by his word of mouth popularity, he doesn’t like the idea of being known as this; ‘(Chiptunes) is an oversaturated community, with ridiculous names, the name should be obsolete’.

Although the Chiptunes community is already large, a lot of people (including myself until a DOJ fundraiser last month) draw a blank at the mere mention of the style. I ask for some more information on the technique; ‘many people use an emulator to simulate the sounds’ I am told ‘but I prefer to use the actual console itself, it means I can create stuff on the move and I’m not tied to a laptop. There’s four channels; wave, noise and two pulse’.

Technical? Apparently not, not once you get the hang of it anyway. Like anything then.

If you haven’t previously been to one of Mckelvie’s gigs (he plays regularly on the Perth Road) or are new to Chiptunes, then you’re probably wondering what on earth it sounds like, this music created through a console of your childhood. Well, it sounds like a raucous mash of clean and utterly filthy beats mixed with screeching electro, to the untrained ear anyway, but what you’re actually hearing (according to the man himself ) is more than one instrument playing out through the various four channels. Whatever the explanation for it is, it sounds bloody good.

McKelvie has been making music of some description since the age of nine, beginning first on his Grandfather’s accordion (‘I was too wee to lift it, so I

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would just play it on the floor’) then progressing on to the piano. Later on, Kyle started to make down-tempo electro, basically a ‘breakdown in trance, without the trance song’ (you can download ‘Forget Pill City’ for free from the website, well worth checking out) Hearing about Chiptunes through a friend and borrowing the ‘LS DJ’ programme of aforementioned mate, Kyle found his own way with it, and in doing so created Edward Shallow. This is what he’s been doing for the past eighteen months.

After giving the project six months in May 2008, the needed boost came in November - just in time - at an open mic night. Shadows has since played in Dundee and Berlin ‘first gig Dundee, second gig Berlin, that was a big jump’ he tells me. So, plans for the future? ‘I definitely want to keep doing music for as long as I can’, McKelvie take the attitude of ‘I can do that, why am I not doing that’ (incidentally, it’s this very take on life that landed him in uni in the first place) and with this outlook, it’s difficult to imagine that this will be the last we hear of Edward Shadow.

The Edward Shallow release is coming up in April with the tentative title of ‘Red Plastic Park’, look out for the launch party! In the meantime, you can find more info on www.edwardshallow. co.uk and www.myspace.com/ edwardshallow.com.

Sport: Ultimate Frisbee >Barry Davidson

Ain’t sport at university great? Afterall where else could you get involved in such an obscure sounding game as Ultimate Frisbee? A game that is alive and thriving here in Dundee.

Ultimate Frisbee is a mixed non contact sport which can be played indoors or outdoors. The basics of the game is that it’s played between two teams of seven players and involves passing the ‘disc’ between team members working the way up the pitch. They then can score by entering the endzone, much like American football. Somewhat bizarrely there is not a referee overseeing the game, the players officiate themselves. Imagine such ‘good nature’ at a football match!

If in the vicinity of Magdalen Green on Wednesday or Sunday afternoons you may see the team in training, this is along with an indoor session held at the ISE on Wednesday Evenings.

These training sessions, as well as being bloody good

fun, seem to have been extremely productive, illustrated by the team’s impressive competitive record.

Club captain Issac Smith explains, “We have done fairly well in competitions of late. We are currently ranked 3rd in Scotland and 10th nationally”.

On the national front the team are soon attending the Outdoor Nationals to be held in Sheffield, 12 students will be making the long trip from Dundee to compete against 15 other sides.

As with most of the sports clubs at the university Ultimate Frisbee also has an active social scene. These off the field antics have included a ‘flat crawl’.

For those of you who may be slightly bewildered by such a phenomenon, this involves plundering the flats of club members for their alcoholic beverages, and in the process having a good night on the cheap.

All in all then if you fancy trying something different why not get in contact with Issac and the crew?

Gaelic Football >Alastair Bell With the Scottish Championship firmly in their sight, the Men’s Gaelic Football team are coming to the business end of a highly successful season. After the disappointment of finishing runners-up in the league, the team have put in some sterling performances to reach the semi-finals of the competition. A nail-biting encounter with Napier University ended in stalemate earlier this month, and the two teams now await a reply in that Scottish Championship semi final tie.

Team Captain James Searson is enthusiastic about his side’s chances. “The competition offers a great chance for us to win some silverware this year as we have beaten the remaining teams in the competition during the league.”

The team also had a good run in the British Universities Gaelic Football Championship, reaching the quarter finals before succumbing to eventual winners, Liverpool John Moores University.

Some brilliant individual performances in combination with a great team spirit has been the recipe for success this season.

Special mention goes to team captain Anthony Kelly, who has lead by example this year with some inspiring displays. Defenders Gerry Reilly, Frank Duggan and Padraic MacGiollaBhride have also all had excellent seasons. The hard work and consistency of Conor Kerr and Matthew McAfee has been another positive for the team, and new additions Ray Magee, David Comiskey and Eammon McCann have also made a big impact this season.

It has been an enjoyable year for the guys off the pitch as well. Their Race Night in Ogstons Bar earlier this year was a huge hit, raising funds for the club and proving to be an entertaining evening for all involved. At the time of writing, St Patrick’s Day was just around the corner, another massive night on the team’s social calendar and eagerly awaited by all. Pint of Guinness anyone?

Mention must also be made to the Women’s Gaelic Football team.

Formed only this year, the girls had a great season and did very well in qualifying for the All-Britain Championship held in February.

The Magdalen would like to congratulate both teams on their success, and wish the men all the best for the remainder of their Scottish Championship campaign.

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