AMagazine A for Aliens

10/1/19

AM azINe TOPICS

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FavORitE MovIeS, TheORiEs, anD beSt muSIc IN OUR OPINION

sPecIaL InTerVIew wiTh an alIeN

KIMBERLY'S TOP 2 MOVIES

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Shrek 2 Shrek 2 brings nostalgia to Kimberly, the sond track is great and filled with bops.

The Boy in the striped pajamas This movie made Kimberly realise HOW innocent kids minds are. The power that our parents have in shaping our minds and how friendship has no barriers.

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Great Musical T A L E N T

TRIPPIE REDD His music career started at the age of 17 his first song I personally ever fell in love with and my personal recommendation is 'Love Scars'. His best album yet is to come when he releases 'A Love Letter To You 4'.

JUICE WRLD Just like Trippie, Juice Wrld is considered a Sad Rap Artist his EP 'Too Soon...' was by far one of his best but the song 'Lucid Dreams' From his album 'Goodbye and Good Riddance' put him on the charts.

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WHY HAVENT WE MET OUR FELLOW ALIENS? ARE WE TOO STUPID?

THEORY I EVER SINCE THE BEGGINING OF TIME WE AS HUMANS HAVE BEEN EVOLVING. ALIENS ON THE OTHER HAND HAVE BEEN MORE ADVANCED SINCE THE BEGINING OF TIME OR AT LEAST THATS WHAT I THINK... WHY HAVENT WE MET ALIENS?..WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY. MY THEORY IS THAT WE'RE JUST TOO STUPID, THE ALIENS DONT WANT TO ASSOCIATE WITH US AND THEY AVOID US AT ALL COSTS. SOURCES IN MEDIA ARE ALWAYS TELLING US, THE PUBLIC THAT THERES NOT ENOUGH EVIDENCE TO ACTUALLY SAY THERES ALIENS BUT WE DONT NEED PROOF, THERE MUST BE SOMETHING OUT THERE. HOW ISN'T THERE GOING TO BE SOMETHING, WE HAVE A WHOLE UNIVERSE THAT US HUMAN HAVENT EXPLORED.

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8 WAS THE MOON LANDING FAKE?

Theory II The moon landing that ocured on July 20th, 1969 was possibly staged. The USA didnt want to be the last at anything and since the Soviet Union had already attempted to fly to the moon the USA decided to ACTUALLY land on the moon, movie directors gathered and made a set. People all over the world gathered to watch One small step for man, One giant leap for mankind. Turns out it was one small step for movie directors and one huge leap for fooling everyone.

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Interview with AN ALIEN

-Hello there Alien..first off what's your name?

-PETER -How was your flight here from home?

-LETS CUT TO THE CHASE WHERE IS YOUR PLANET, US HUMANS HAVE BEEN LOOKING TO INVADE YOUR CIVILIZATION !

-HOW CAN WE GET TO YOUR HOME PLANET!?

-First of all chill bro i'll give you the address AND if you do come by to takeover bring all the pizza ya'll dumbasses have here on this horrible planet. *MIC DROP* -Here you go the address -ahahahaahahhhahahhahah *EVIL LAUGH*

See next page for aftermath.............

Aftermath...

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After Peter gave the human the address half a billion people ended up leaving earth, turns out the Alien gave the human the wrong address by 'accident' and human ended up killing the Aliens enemys the ALIENONS

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