The MQ - Volume 27 Issue 6

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Luigi ’s Travel Blog “Lovely to see you having fun. Please come home soon due to a family emergency. LOL!” -Grandma Mario

LasVegas

“I legally can’t a-say what happened in Vegas, but a little bird told me it involved a drug fueled bender and ended with one quickly annulled marriage. I’m still a-looking for love!”

Italy

“Surprisingly erotic.” -Donkey Kong

“Mamma Mia! I made it to-a the homeland. I even got to see the pope! It’s a-weird, I think I’m Italian, but I’m pretty sure I’ve never a-been here before.”

2021’s most anticipated games the official zelda timeline

“I’m so glad he’s finally gone.” -Daisy

Chernobyl “The crushing reality that came with realizing the human cost of this grave event has a-forever changed the way I view the world. What scars are we bound to leave-a on this Earth that will never heal?” “Before reading this, I was a shell of a man - an empty husk. Now I feel complete. I have purpose. At least I’m not this guy!” -Shy Guy

don’t scratch this magazine. it smells like mario’s moustache.

“cooking mama owes me sex”

“Yoshi.” -Yoshi

“It’s a-fucking me” -Giuseppe Mario

player’s pulse nintendo’s new pro controller


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