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So, here we are; the penultimate issue of The Orbital before we all depart for the Christmas holidays. YAY PRESENTS !!! We would like to take the time in this issue to address the immense improvment of each of our section editors here in the office. While we were impressed with their contribution and dedication before to the magazine, the effort made now has notably stepped up to a whole new level. Be it time spent designing or uploading content to the website, we’re proud to have such a lovely bunch of people working to the best of their ability. Things can only get better: cue music from D:Ream... Seperate recognition is also due for our online and art editors, without whom we would be stuck with the gruelling task of going over all the nasty, miniscule tweaks ourselves, all of which are required in order to create an issue we are proud of. Our Executive Editor, Miss

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Honeycombe, has also been a little gem. Having swept in and saved the day from technical problems, we would like to express our undying love to her. But for goodness sake, who knew a computer could throw a hissy fit? Anyway, that’s enough emotion for one introduction! SO MUCH LOVE. We are approaching election time for our new Sports & Societies section editor (the date of which will be confirmed - anyone will be able to run) hopefully before we depart for the holidays. As well as this, we want our first Agony Aunt/Uncle! A trial run has been introduced to judge it’s potential reception. As ever, please get in touch with the relevant section editors should you wish to write, sub-edit or produce photography for anything within The Orbital. We belong to you, after all! Love The Orbital Editorial Team

The Orbital is the Royal Holloway Students’ Union publication. The opinions published are not neccessarily that of the editorial board. If you would like to get in touch with us for any reason, or just to say hi, then contact one of the editors below: Editor Beth Bridewell editor@theorbital.co.uk Deputy Editor Dan Kelly deputyeditor@theorbital.co.uk News Emily Pressnell Comment Craig Gent Regulars Shannon Mizzi Lifestyle Elinor Gittins Reviews Rana Banna Sports & Socs Vacant Online Julian Farmer Art Jack Smale Admin Vacant Executive Editor Sarah Honeycombe sarah@theorbital.co.uk

Contributors:

Saul Markcoons Louie Woodall Emma Wilson Helen Groenendaal Laura Webber Jamie Lee Lizzie Marshall Jasmien Wyeth Louise Quick Dan Costen Tom Watts Kenny Aruwa Jamie Bellinger Chris Pull Danny Taylor Alisha Wadiwalla Imogen Nation Sara Hussein Hiba Batool

Sarah Bougourd April Heath Alice Riley Ulrike Chawiche

Maria Arnaoutakh Aimee Speight Manuela Mitevova Kate Haslett Laurie O’Brien Jack Smale Ed Brown Sophie Crockett-Chaves Kate Osmon

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NEWS 05

News Olympic Torch comes to Egham

The Big Story National Demo

London Lowdown

COMMENT 10

Letter of the week Clash or cohesion?

The Big Debate Should we support lecturers’ industrial action?

REGULARS 16

Columns Sabbs, Graduate, Abroad

25 Years of The Orbital A special feature

The Science Of... Bees

REVIEWS 31

Events Artics Monkey’s at O2

Art Thierry Guetta

LIFESTYLE 36

Camden Crawl

Fashion Campus Watch

Listings Dates to put in your diary

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Societies in the spotlight Dance, PIRSoc

Game on! Our very own head to head

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The Big Story: Louie Woodall brings you first-hand and in-depth coverage of Wednesday’s National Demonstration

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London Lowdown News from across the capital

Got a tip off? Drop us a line if you have any sort of hunch. We love a good story!

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Ex-Gaddafi Spokesman and RHUL Alumnus arrested

allegedly been transported NTC and NATO as he fled ormer Royal to Misrata along with other the Battle of Tripoli, where Holloway student pro-Gaddafi forces found Moussa Ibrahim, one pro-Gaddafi prisoners. Scepticism still surrounds themselves overwhelmed. of the most recognisable both his and Saif Gaddafi’s It still remains to be seen faces of the Libyan Civil capture after two previous if the capture of this Royal War in his role as Colonel false claims of his arrest, Holloway alumnus, who has Gaddafi’s Minister of and until they receive visual not yet received his doctorate Information, has been due to issues with his thesis, arrested according to NTC confirmation, many are still putting these claims will be confirmed in the forces. After a series of coming weeks and false allegations regarding his “One of the most recognisable days, but if he is indeed in custody arrest, it has faces of the Libyan Civil War” in Misrata an been claimed arrest warrant that Ibrahim down to NTC anti-Gaddafi could be forthcoming from was captured in Sirte on the International Criminal the October 22 along with propaganda. Ibrahim’s last broadcast Court, like many members Colonel Gaddafi’s second was in early October, who were in the upper son, Saif. echelons of Colonel Gaddafi’s Ibrahim, who studied for courtesy of Syrian TV regime. his PhD at Royal Holloway station Arrai TV. He as recently as 2010, has now criticised the actions of the SAUL MARKCOONS

News articles in this issue of The Orbital have been sub-edited by Lauren Amelia Keen and Ellis Goodson, so a huge thank you goes out to them! If anyone else would like to help sub-edit this section during the year, please email news@theorbital.co.uk. For any other sections, email their respective section editors!

The number of days that the Olympic Torch will be spending in Surrey this summer.

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The Big Round-Up

Olympic Torch To Pass Through Egham

4Torch relay brings added excitement to Graduation Week

t was announced that the Olympic Torch will be passing through Egham on the final week of its tour of Britain. On 10 July, it will take the first leg of its route through Surrey, returning again on the 17th and 20th in order to visit other towns such as Dorking and Guildford. Towns neighbouring Egham, such as Windsor, Ascot, and Reading, will also be visited on 10 July, a date which, falling in the middle of Royal Holloway’s Graduation Week , will

already see large numbers of visitors to Egham. Royal Holloway is already playing a key role in next summer’s Olympic Games as the Rowing and Canoe Sprint Village, hosting athletes and officials taking part in Olympic and Paralympic Rowing and Olympic Canoe Sprint events at Eton Dorney. Students returning for graduation will not, however, be able to access the Athletes’ Village, which becomes a secure site from 2 July. EMILY PRESSNELL

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LOCAL RESIDENT FIGHTS FOR BACK GATE CLOSURE

ynwood Avenue Neighbourhood Watch has petitioned the Mayor of Runnymede to take action against late-night noise and vandalism caused by students, after an alleged incident on Sunday, 23rd October. According to local news website ‘Get Surrey’, Wendy Holmes - the Neighbourhood Watch co-ordinator for Lynwood Avenue - contacted Councillor David Parr “on behalf of her neighbours” in an attempt to have the back gate linking campus to the Spring Rise estate permanently closed. In response to The Orbital, Phillip Sheard - Principal Environmental Health Officer for Runnymede Borough Council - stated that the Health and Pollution Section of the Council “don’t have any formal powers to tackle such issues, like noise in the street” which suggests any petition to ‘take action’ could only have symbolic, rather than practical, value to the indignant residents. However, Dennis Speight - Head of Environmental Protection - stated that “all complaints of noise that the council receives are followed up by [visits from council] officers”, suggesting that if complaints

persist, unruly students can expect visits from local officials.

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The College’s Community Liason & Support Office responded to The Orbital’s enquiries in the following statement: “We know that the vast majority of our students behave impeccably during their time here but nonetheless we are aware a

small number of students do on occasion display behaviour below our expectations and in those cases we work to re-educate students about acceptable levels of behaviour and integration into non-student community.” The College’s Press Office was also quick to confirm that the college generally hasn’t received many complaints from members of the public, and urged residents to get in contact directly with the university rather than communicate with the Mayor when such incidents occur. The back gate has been in use since 1970, and provides both students and residents with quick and easy access to and from the estate. Its permanent closure would require students to take a circuitous route down London Road and through Egham in order to get home. LOUIE WOODALL

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Newsflash!

Congratulations to Insanity Radio, who won a gold award for technical achievement at the Student Radio Awards, held on 9 November. A special mention goes to James Harrison, Head of Tech 2010-11. news@theorbital.co.uk

THE BIG STORY

Estimated 10,000 studen

Louie Woodall brings us a first-hand report of the November 9th Demo

n November 9th, upwards of 100 Royal Holloway students joined thousands of others on a protest march through central London. The march, called by the National Campaign Against Fees and Cuts, was held to oppose the ‘privatisation’ of higher education threatened by the government’s white paper on education. SURHUL’s delegation joined students from dozens of other universities and other demonstrators outside the University of London Union before embarking on a three-hour protest that wended its way down Fleet Street, The Strand and parts of The City before coming to an end at Moorgate. Estimates of the numbers who participated vary greatly, with the police counting 2,500 and NCAFC approximately 10,000. The demonstration was foreshadowed by the events of last year when 50,000 protestors took the streets to oppose the tripling of tuition fees. That event

was marred by scenes of violence and heavy-handed policing that resulted in 153 arrests and the kettling of thousands of peaceful demonstrators. This year’s participants witnessed no such actions, and in the main the march passed peacefully through the city. This was partly due to the mass mobilisation of the Metropolitan Police across the route of the protest. 4,000 officers lined the streets in fulfilment of Commissioner Bernard Hogan-Howe’s promise to enforce “total policing”. In order to prevent splinter groups from deviating from the official march route, officers in riot gear sealed off side streets and manned the pavements, and actively ushered on idling protestors. Mounted officers and dog squads were also deployed to control the pace of the march and ensure that protestors stuck to the predetermined route. The overwhelming police presence succeeded in preventing any repeat of

the violence witnessed last year, although protestors criticised the Met for their use of “intimidating” tactics. This was specifically in reference to a disclosure prior to the march that officers had been “pre-authorised” to use plastic bullets against protestors, and to the despatch of hundreds of letters to demonstrators warning them not to attend in the days leading up to the 9th. Such actions prompted many on the march to chant slogans ridiculing police behaviour. The frequent forced halts to the march made by the police also caused friction, and on several instances missiles were thrown at officer lines. However, the overwhelming majority of participants passed the day in good humour. Chants including “no ifs, no buts, no education cuts” and “when you say ‘cut back’, we say ‘fight back’” were spouted from dozens of megaphones, and loud cheers were raised when onlooking construction workers operating THE ORBITAL NOVEMBER 2011

nts march in National Demo

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onstration. on the route waved placards supporting the students’ cause. Music played from an orchestra of steel drums and from a mobile sound system, encouraging many to dance down the route as they demonstrated. At the final rally point at Moorgate, a huge cheer greeted the unfurling of a banner reading “London Met (London Metropolitan Univeristy) Not For Sale.” While a rally had been planned at this point in the march, many students took the opportunity offered by the police to leave the protest area in ones and twos, and by 6pm the streets had been cleared. The consensus of students and Londoners was generally that the march had been a success - both in conveying its message of anger at government proposals and in its relatively peaceful passage through the city. Tamer, a student at University of Westminster, said it was “good that all the “No ifs, no unis are uniting and news@theorbital.co.uk

there’s no exclusiveness”, and saw it as an encouraging development that members of the wider public were marching in “solidarity” with students. A Londoner talking to members of Cambridge University’s Student Union expressed his approval that the march was “undertaken peacefully.” The SURHUL delegation were also fulsome in their praise for the demonstration. Sarah Honeycombe (Vice President for Communications and Campaigns) said she was “delighted at the number of people who showed at the National Demo...particularly at the large turnout from SURHUL”, while Alex Pegler stated the march was “electric from start to finish.” However, President Dan Cooper was quick to make clear that this march was just the beginning of a sustained campaign by SURHUL to defend education throughout the coming year.

buts, no education cuts!”

Eyewitness It was very clear from the start of the protest at ULU that this was going to be different to the previous ones. Police lined all exits from Malet Street to prevent protestors from moving in undesired directions, and the march itself was led by three lines of officers, with a row of horses in front. During the march, all possible deviations from the route were blocked off by riot police leaving no opportunity to break off. Essentially, we were in one huge moving kettle. This was very different to previous protests, where police kept an eye from afar. Along the march there were a number of small scuffles, but nothing compared to the violence from the groups seen at previous protests. Whilst some may be resentful at the measures that the Met Police took, it ensured the march remained peaceful. I think we can all agree that all in all, the protest was a huge success. Julian Farmer

NEWS LSE

Bursting the campus bubble with the news from colleges across the capital. We are part of the University of London, after all!

The Orbital has teamed up with the London Journalist Support Network, (LSJSN). LSJSN exists to provide support to student led publications and student journalists within the University of London. By being a part of LSJSN, we are more integrated with knowledge of what’s happening with other University of London institutions. This page serves to keep us in the know with London news.

“Shocking” article published in The Beaver faces crticisim 4LSE Newspaper article labelled “utterly disgusting” The Student’ Union Newspaper of LSE, The Beaver faces severe critcism after an article makes light of male abuse of women through sexual violence. The article, published on the 1st November as part of a regular ‘Agony Uncle’ column was named “Houghton Street Headaches” and has been called “utterly disgusting” by LSE Students’ Union. Comments included advising men to “keeping your girl in check and dealing with less attractive females” and the writer finished with the comment: “Always remember: it’s not rape if you shout surprise.” The main criticisms came from the LSE Women’s Society and Lucy MacFaden, LSE Women’s Officer, is calling into question the editorial judgement on the weekly paper’s last issue. She said of the article: “I was shocked by the article. It is appalling that even now, joking about the rape of women is somehow deemed acceptable in our society. I want to know why and how this happened.”

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Kings College London sports clubs face fine 4KCL initiations lead to sports fines A fine has been imposed on Kings College London (KCL) sports clubs after damage was caused during initiation ceremonies. Hockey teams, Football, Rugby and Netball teams are all involved in the incidents. A total of more than one hundred pounds is being

spread amongst the teams to cover the costs of the vandalism at Berrylands sports field. According to KCL sources, the damage included was general misuse of the sports fields as well as a window being smashed at one of the facilities buildings.

Desmond Tutu celebrates 80th birthday at KCL 4Tutu returns to KCL and reflects on his time On October 21, Kings College London (KCL) were host to Archbishop Desmond Tutu’s 80th Birthday celebrations. The event included a ceremony, reception and dinner to celebrate their most famous alumni’s birthday. The Archbishop reflected on his time at the university and stated: “I

credit King’s with enabling me to have returned to South Africa with a far greater, proper selfconfidence. Alreza S. Nejad, the former KCLSU’s trustee said of the event: “it is always exciting to see famous alumni return, especially one as respected as Tutu.”

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London Lowdown

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College Anniversary Marked By Royal Visit 4Emma Wilson recaps how Royal Holloway has celebrated its 125th anniversary. This year sees both the 125th anniversary of the founding of Royal Holloway and the silver jubilee of its merger with Bedford College. The crowning glory marking this anniversary was a celebratory ceremony that took place this summer, which was attended by HRH the Princess Royal, Chancellor of the University of London. Her Highness spoke a few words of congratulations at the welcome address and expressed her delight to be following in the “distinguished footsteps” of Queen Victoria, who opened the college in 1886, and Her Majesty the Queen, who inaugurated the merged college on 1986. Also present at the ceremony was Professor Paul Layzell, Principal of Royal Holloway, who spoke of the necessity of adaptability in times of change and the importance of

upholding Royal Holloway’s roots whilst also looking to the future plans and growth of the college. Princess Anne later unveiled a plaque in the college chapel marking her visit and was then greeted by guests, staff and students in the Picture Gallery where she was shown around an exhibition of current and future research projects. Other celebratory events include the annual garden party that took place in early June, the theme of which was Royal Holloway’s anniversary. This was followed by the Foundation Day service in the chapel and later a concert in the Windsor Building by the Royal Holloway Symphony Orchestra. At a later date, as part of the Royal Holloway Heritage Open Day, there was a celebratory exhibition of the college’s Picture Gallery collection that has at last been returned to Royal Holloway after an extensive tour of the United States.

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Emotional Health: College Update 4Helen Groenendaal from RHUL Support and Advisory services on Mental Health Awareness. As the Students’ Union will be running a Mental Health Awareness week this month we thought it would be useful to remind you of some of the support we provide to help students maintain their emotional health (and thanks to the Twitter follower who suggested this!). Under the Equality Act 2010 College has a duty to create an inclusive environment, to anticipate support requirements and provide support at the earliest opportunity to students. Royal Holloway is lucky to be able to provide a wide range of support to students in this area from the Educational Support Office, to Student Counselling and the campus Health Centre who are regularly visited by a psychiatrist and psychologist. The Student Counselling reserves one session each day for students in immediate distress so never feel like you have to wait to ask for help if you are finding it difficult to cope.

Students can usually get Health Centre appointments at extremely short notice in an emergency & they will treat you in an emergency even if you are not registered there. Outside of hours you can mobilise support from S&AS staff by contacting Security on 01784 443063 – we have an emergency contact rota for issues such as this. The College and SU have signed up as affiliates of London Nightline to offer this service to our students. They offer support by a confidential listening, nonjudgemental and practical information service from 6pm – 8pm every night during term on 020 7 631 101, via Skype (nightline.org.uk), or by email at listening@nightline.org.uk. Alternatively you might wish to contact the Samaritans on 0845 7 909090 who provide a similar service. If you have a friend in sever distress you can help by the following ‘COPE’ steps: Be Caring, Be Optimistic, Be Practical and Seek an Expert – more details can be found under the ‘Emergencies’ quick

link on the Student Home page. Another useful resource is the website http://www. studentdepression.org . During the SU’s Mental Health Awareness Week the Student Counselling team will be running a workshop on Stress Management on Thursday November 17th from 12-1pm. Places can be booked by emailing counselling@rhul.ac.uk or on 01784 443128. With the SU Advice & Support Centre we will also be running an Emotional Health awareness event on Wednesday November 16th. We will be in Imagine between 1pm -3pm with volunteers from the Samaritans and Nightline who will be able to answer questions you might have about their services and how to maintain your emotional health as a student. Please come along, have a cupcake, a coffee and a chat.

It’s always important to stay up to date with news from Royal Holloway and this page should keep you in the know with College events. news@theorbital.co.uk

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Clash or cohesion? Do you have a passion for a subject other than the one you study? Laura Webber has a confession...

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The Big Debate: Should we support lecturers’ industrial action?

Societies View: Why is feminism relevant today?

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Environment: We need to clean up our act! (and rubbish...)

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ince choosing to study Mathematics at Royal Holloway, I’ve realised that revealing my choice of subject will immediately result in similar reactions from other students. Exclamations of “Oh, I was never any good at maths,” or “Oh, you must be crazy,” (to which I reply: “Yes, I probably am”), are the most common. This may be experienced by many other Mathematics students, who are right now nodding their heads knowingly. However, I have an even greater revelation that always seems to shock any curious student who dares to ask what I enjoy: I love English literature. Some of you have probably put this article down, ashamed that any mathematician could be such a traitor to their passion. Others may be reeling in shock and furiously denying that any English Literature student could possibly enjoy the tedious work involved in Mathematics; awkward. The way I see it, why not? I studied both Maths and English Literature at A level, and although I will always return to Mathematics, I see no reason why I can’t love English Literature at the same time. What worries me is that there are more people out there who feel this way, but are just too afraid to admit it. From what I’ve learnt in my

short time here so far, university is one place where you really can be yourself, so be proud if you love both! My theory is that, out there, Mathematics students do exist who actually adore reading fiction books, or studying poetry, or miss those essays which always took about five drafts before you felt they were worthy to hand in. Maybe there are English Literature students out there who secretly regret never having to solve an equation, or miss that satisfaction of knowing that an answer isn’t so subjective that their mark could range from being disappointing to amazing. Variety is great. I’m sure Mathematics students enjoy sports groups as well as English students do, but the judgement just isn’t the same as between these seemingly totally different subjects. The truth is, every subject overlaps in some way and diversity doesn’t seem like such a bad thing, does it? Whether these people exist, or whether I’m the only crazy person who uses both sides of the brain, remains to be seen; but just to let you know, if you do like both Mathematics and English Literature, or any other “opposite” subjects, you are not alone, and I don’t see anything wrong with it.

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Your Letters

The Flounder

Jamie Lee on the sinking of the once-great ship...

he Flounder – that top campus publication we all know and love. Sure, The Orbital has lots of pictures and pretty colours, but if you want the real news The Flounder’s where it’s at. Well, last year that was the case anyway; now you can expect a wet rag of a tabloid resembling a bastard lovechild, the result of a disappointing drunken shag between the Daily Mail’s column pages and Private Eye. Credit where credit’s due; it’s the features and reviews keeping this ship afloat. Meanwhile below deck (see what I’m doing here) the news and comment

articles can’t decide which they’re meant to be, instead meandering hopelessly between vague, biased, speculative, bigoted and lazy (think Fox News in print). Mix in some dire attempts at satire and a shit poem and hey presto, all aboard The Flounder! If anything, at least it keeps me eager for the next issue. I, for one, can’t wait for next ‘news’ article telling me how rubbish the author thought the last GM was before leaving for a crywank, or how if you’re offended by bigotry you’re probably ‘gay’ anyway. Of course I’m only mucking about, like The Flounder – it’s a joke!

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They’re just toilets. Photo: jemsweb (Flickr)

Craig Gent confronts the moral panic some people are intent on stirring up.

o the alleged sexual assault in the gender-neutral toilets has apparently brought them into question, with suggestions even raised that someone was putting together a motion for the general meeting, mandating that they’re re-gendered. Call me a cynic, but I don’t think the arguments against these toilets are exactly rooted in a genuine concern for student welfare. Critics conveniently bypass the fact that sexual assault can happen in any toilet, and do not even hint at the fact that any sexual assault in the SU is far more likely to happen on the dancefloor. Instead, genderneutral toilets are painted as some kind of breeding ground for unwanted attention, as if it’s a case of saying, “Oh, well it was bound to happen sometime.”

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This attitude is an insult to anyone who’s ever experienced sexual assault. Sexual assault needs to be tackled everywhere, not just because it’s in a different kind of toilet than one we’re used to. Gender-neutral toilets are of benefit to people with children or carers, trans students, and let’s face it, anyone who needs the toilet. However some people – mainly ignorant men, I’ve noticed - still fail to see the point because they don’t see any particular gain for themselves, and subsequently deem it appropriate to invoke sexual assault as grounds for discrediting them. This is very concerning. The SU should be a place where students of all backgrounds can feel comfortable, and we should always strive towards making changes to accommodate this rather

than just being self-interested. The disabled access lift might not have any particular benefit to the vast majority of people; does this mean we should get rid of it or treat it like a novelty? The fact remains, gender-neutral toilets (or simply, ‘toilets’, as I like to call them in my characteristically radical way) have been well received by many people who now feel more comfortable in their union. Frankly, if you don’t like them, don’t use them; there are still gendered toilets available. However if it’s offending your masculinity, it’s probably about time you just got over yourself.

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FOR: Their fight is our fight. Craig Gent SURHUL Campaigns Officer

or the most part, students are well aware of some of the biggest issues affecting higher education today. We are seeing unprecedented cuts to teaching grants, the tripling of tuition fees and the entrance of private providers into the sector. However this is only part of the picture. The Government’s attack on education also involves changes to lecturers’ pensions: they will have to work later into life until they can receive it, and they will receive less for the privilege. Pensions are not an added benefit of employment; they are deferred wages which lecturers work hard towards in order to support themselves after they retire. Students and lecturers have a special relationship in that each is defined by the other, which is why we need to be vocal in our support for them, just as they have been for us. Royal Holloway UCU branch has donated money to the SU’s education campaign and lecturers have always been quick to defend and support their students in the “We must open fees and cuts demonstrations. our eyes to the As I write this on my laptop bigger picture I’m also reading an open letter and realise the in the Guardian (7 November) lecturers’ fight from academics giving is our fight, and their “unreserved” support we need to stand for 9 November’s student demonstration, with many together” high-profile Royal Holloway signatories. We must open our eyes to the bigger picture and realise the lecturers’ fight is our fight, and we need to stand together against the onslaught we’re faced with. For lecturers, the university is their place of work, which means attack on our education is an attack their livelihoods. Lecturers work 55 hours on average per

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week, often performing duties beyond their contractual duties in order to keep the university running. They do this not because they are obliged or get paid for going the extra mile, but because they care about their students and want them ABOUT: On 30 November, to succeed. It is their ongoing, the UK will see the biggest often thankless, dedication day of strike action since the that makes our education 1926 general strike. The day what it is, and pensions offer of action has been endorsed in retirement some financial by the Trades Union Congress (TUC), the largest federation security for their hard work. With the insertion of market of unions in the country, and is focusing on changes to pensions ideology into education, we which will see many working are encouraged to think of longer for less and the creating the university as a service of a two-tier pension scheme. provider: as consumers we lecturers’ union, the come along, hand over some The cash and take our degree University and College Union off the shelf, rating it by its (UCU), went on strike in the ‘value for money’. This is not spring; a move students at Royal Holloway supported in a how an academic community referendum which was below should work; students are not quoracy. As of 10th October the consumers, education is not UCU is supporting a campaign a product and lecturers aren’t of ‘work-to-rule’ action as sales staff. We need to resist industrial action short of a strike. any attempts to divide us; This means lecturers will only students and lecturers, unite work to the strict guidelines of their contract, refusing to and fight! l

““I think it’s something we should support everyone deserves their pensions” - Sidonie, 2nd year Psychology

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cturers’ industrial action? AGAINST: Lecturers should be putting students first. Lizzie Marshall 2nd Year History

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either the student body nor the Students’ Union should support the proposed industrial action of lecturers in defence of existing pension arrangements. We should not support industrial action by work extra hours or undertake university staff unless it is on an administration outside of their issue which directly threatens contract. Currently UCU members student welfare or would devalue at 67 pre-1992 institutions are the degree qualification. The size carrying out sustained work- of lecturers’ pensions has no direct to-rule action in an effort to impact on either of these issues, force university managers and so it should not receive our back to the negotiating table. support. The aim of going to university The option remains for joining with national strike action on 30 is to study for a degree, in order to November. While the UCU branch expand our learning and further at Royal Holloway is not currently our education. While other aspects thought to be joining the strike of university life are important – (based on information at the time such as friends, clubs and societies of writing), on 8 November the – the priority is or should be on Students’ Union passed a motion the academic side of the student at its general meeting to give experience. To get the most out full political support to the UCU, lobby the University to make of this education we need to get sure any work-to-rule action the most out of academics and prioritises pastoral support and other administrative or support research over administration, staff, who should devote their time and work with the local UCU and energies to helping students branch to coordinate campaigns by providing basic research and together in the future. writing skills and providing

“Yes, because happy lecturers means happy students” - Taz, 2nd year Physics

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knowledge, experience and guidance. Given the increasingly large sums paid in tuition fees it is only fair that students expect value for money, including receiving sufficient time and dedication from lecturers and tutors. A strike by lecturers would clearly disrupt the student “To get the learning experience, as most out of lectures and seminars would this education have to be cancelled or we need to get rearranged and staff would the most out be unavailable in office hour slots. It is certainly not a way of academics in which academics can give and other their best to students. Even administrative or action short of a strike is support staff” still likely to be disruptive. It is not action that is educationally constructive or in defence of students rights, and thus detracts from what lecturers should be concentrating their time and energies on. Surely it isn’t right that we pay to come to an institution in which our rights as students are put below the desire for a pension which private sector workers do not have anyway? Students already have to make a financial sacrifice in this economically uncertain time, through increasing tuition fees and increasing interest rates on repayments of student loans, as do millions of others in both private and public education, so surely lecturers should not be exempt from a similar financial sacrifice. Education cuts are not nice, and some might say they are not necessary or even justifiable, but if they are being introduced, and surely we cannot escape the fact that they are, it is only right that the burden should be shared by both staff and students alike. l

“Not being funny but I’ve paid for a degree, so I won’t be happy if my lectures get messed about” Sarah, 1st year Management 13

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Why is feminism relevent today?

This issue Feminist Society president, Jasmine Wyeth, tells us about the ongoing fight against sexism, Fem Soc’s upcoming campaigns and Royal Holloway’s feminist past (and no, it’s not just for women)

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t’s a common view that gender equality was achieved long ago. If women can vote, get an education and get a job now, everything’s fine, right? Surely there’s nothing left to do? Let’s think back to some of the big news stories from the past year. There was the Canadian policeman who said if women wanted to avoid being raped they should not dress like “sluts”, which prompted the international “Slutwalk” phenomenon, when thousands of people marched for an end to victim-blaming. There was Nadine Dorries’ (failed...for now) attempt to reduce access to abortion services. There were the two football commentators sacked over sexist comments made about a lineswoman. These are just a few of the more famous examples of sexism that made it into the media. Women’s rights have, of course, improved dramatically within the last century; but the fight against sexism is far from over. Growing numbers of young people are realising this, and there has

been a subsequent resurgence in feminism amongst students in the last few years. Last year at RHUL, the Feminism Society was founded, and shortly after SURHUL sent delegates to the NUS Women’s Campaign conference for the first time. You’re probably wondering why we need a Feminism Society here at RHUL. Perhaps it’s because of the fact that sexual harassment is common during SU nights; Fem Soc will be campaigning for the Zero Tolerance campaign, to be implemented so that students feel safe from sexual harassment in our union. Or perhaps it’s because street lighting is so bad near Kingswood Halls that the shortcut to campus is colloquially known as “rape alley”? Fem Soc will be campaigning for better street lighting so that students can walk back to Kingswood after dark and feel much safer. Women will also be hardest hit by the cuts: the Fawcett Society estimate that around 72% of the savings made by cuts will be taken from women’s pockets. This

is through cuts to public sector jobs, changes to benefits and tax credits, cuts to rape and domestic violence shelters, among other services women are statistically more reliant on. What’s perhaps closer to home for many students is that subject areas studied more frequently by women, the arts and humanities, are having 100% of their teaching grant axed; it is vital that we campaign against these cuts and preserve education. Of course, it’s also important to remember Royal Holloway’s history as a women-only college. We should recognise RHUL was originally very progressive, and honour some of the brilliant women who studied here, such as Emily Wilding Davis, one of the most famous suffragettes. Fem Soc will be planning events over the course of Women’s History Month in March to celebrate RHUL’s feminist history. The feminist fight is not over - so please join the Feminism Society and, together, we can fight for equality.

Note from the section editor: This is the societies comment section; giving one society each edition the chance to comment on an issue which has been a topic of discussion within the group. We give you the space, you choose the topic; whether a local, national or international issue, this is an opportunity for societies to give the rest of campus an idea of what their hot topics are and for students to get an insight into a new society every edition! 14

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Your Letters

We need to clean up our act! (and rubbish) Is student life at loggerheads with being environmentally-friendly? Louise Quick says no! Photo: weegeeboard (Flickr)

I recently had an ecological revelation after learning about a surrounding Egham and Englefield Green area offer a mightily project in Southampton. At the end of every summer term a impressive recycling system, which permits the vast majority of team, focusing upon notoriously student areas of the city, ensure our rubbish be put to good use after we’re done with it; all with that the rubbish left behind by students, which otherwise would minimal effort and zero cost (well, for us anyway). be heading to the land fill, is correctly sorted and recycled. It Off campus, the local council will actually come to your is one thing to be considered indifferent to environmentallydoorstep, collect your waste, cart it away and ensure it is correctly friendly living, but evidently we students recycled; all we have to do is make sure are gaining a reputation for being massthe tins are properly separated from “Back on campus, the refuse producers; enemies of ethical the egg cartons. It’s a small sacrifice to living; a threat to the eco-system that plethora of recycling facilities make to keep those land-fills that little must be tackled! Are we ‘anti-eco’? bit emptier, don’t you think? dotted all around mean that Terms such as ‘eco’ and ‘ethical’ Back on campus, the plethora of have a bad reputation and conjure up recycling facilities dotted all around there is almost no excuse ideas of great expense and great effort, mean that there is almost no excuse for any of our rubbish to be for any of our rubbish to be simply both of which contradict the two key characteristics of the ever-so typecast thrown away. And for those who have simply thrown away” student: lazy and cheap. However, these not quite got the hang of the whole ideas and these connotations are wrong, aforementioned separating-process, you hear me? Wrong! ‘Eco’ simply means to get along well with keep an eye out for the newly established bins for “general Mother Nature, and an environmentally-conscientious lifestyle recycling”. is perfectly suited to studentdom – even the most typecast of us. So what do you say? Let’s raise those karmas, throw those Lucky for us one of the most significantly ‘pro-eco’ actions that takeout coffee cups in the recycling, march around looking can be taken is also the most basic: recycling. And even luckier smug, and change the opinion of the nation – or at least just for us – what a lucky lot we are! – Royal Holloway campus and the Southampton. comment@theorbital.co.uk

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sabb column 4Vice President (Communications and Campaigns), Sarah Honeycombe fills us in on all of the latest SU news...

t strikes me that I am now writing a column for the 25th anniversary issue of The Orbital, not something I expected to be able to say when I arrived way back in 2008. I also never expected to be able to say that Insanity Radio was being played throughout the Students’ Union - and I can. As it turns out, I can say a lot of things I never thought I’d be able to - General Meetings are no longer and duller and lengthier than a Midsomer Murders Marathon. On campus recycling is available EVERYWHERE. Aspalls is on tap at several of the local drinking establishments. In three short years, lots has changed. Not all of it for the better. Rates of depression, anxiety and stress in students is on the rise. Universities can now charge anywhere between £6,000-£9,000 (and you can guess which end of the scale most universities went for). The College are still insisting on pushing “The Store on

Campus”, though luckily common sense prevails and it is steadfastly referred to as The College Shop. It’s unfortunate that common sense does not prevail more often. The UK is one of the only countries in the western world to be faced with an economic crisis and decide that the best area to make cuts in is education. The ticking timebomb of climate change is pushed under the rug. David Hasselhoff was a judge on Britain’s Got Talent. Issues that affect us, as students, appear to be being dealt with by people whose brains eixst to churn out “out of the box” “blue sky thinking” so they can “get proactive” about issues they clearly know very little about. However, this is what the Union is for: pushing for change when common sense has gone out of the window - and you can help. From bad landlords to late essay feedback, SURHUL wants to make a difference. We’ve achieved a lot in my 3 years here, and who knows what you can do in yours. Take a look at our website or come along to our next General Meeting (29/11) to find out how. Students have a voice: lets use it.

From bad landlords to essay feedback, SURHUL wants to make a difference.

Tomatts W He graduated last year, he works in The Hub, he used to design The Orbital. If you don’t know him (which you should): he’s The Tom Watts. Nuf said.

Follow Sarah: @SURHUL_ComCam *Note, she probably can’t get rid of Hasselhoff.

nfortunately this column is being written in a rush as I’m under intense pressure from my editor (pressure that would surely crush any other man) to scribble words down – and as such it will be full of poor jokes and self-reflexive meta-waffle. Anyhow, life is up and down right now. I graduated just over 3 and a bit months ago, and I feel that this is a good opportunity to step back and scrutinise myself, like that arrogant and poorly CGI-ed computer from THE ORBITAL NOVEMBER 2011

Student Abroad 4Each issue we follow Dan Costen’s year abroad in Germany

aving been met at the station by my Schuldirektor 4 hours later than I was expected, due to train cancellations and missed connections, I was pleased that he had picked up my keys from the estate agent during the day. However, the keys didn’t work in my flat and no one was answering the door - not the best start to my placement, but unbelievably it actually got worse when the Schuldirektor fell down the stairs and landed on his back! Long story short, I was able to stay at his house for the night even though he wasn’t particularly prepared, but I have heard stories of people sleeping in train stations because of train problems so I kind of (!) counted my blessings. With no internet in my flat for the first week, I exhausted my DVD supply but learnt my way around the town at least. I only sat in on a couple of classes, mostly to introduce myself, but with the Schuldirektor’s help I registered at all the relevant places, set up a bank account and sorted a phone, etc. In the classes I introduced myself in I was taken aback at how enthusiastic the young pupils were. Their enthusiasm was quite inspiring, and their amazement at a real Englishman was hilarious! When they got to hold real English money… Anyone would have thought Christmas had come early!

Now settled in, Dan was on fire in the disco

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Q: I have olive skin black O AU NY hair and eyebrows and NT very very dark brown eyes my eyebrows are so thick and i don’t know how to shape them because i am afraid to make holes in them any tips ? A: I would get a professional to do them the first time so that you can see how to do it properly. If that still fails, wax them all off and draw on a nice straight line yourself. How to hug a guy with a wide chest?

When I am next in their class I am going to take some more money with me as I only had one coin on me at the time. Unfortunately, the older students are less enthusiastic, but after a bit of encouragement they open up a lot more. I have only been in a few classes because it was half term the following week, so my proper experience will start shortly. I will largely be working with smaller groups, and later taking some classes myself. On the side I am giving private English lessons, which is bringing in a bit of spending money and eating up some of my spare time, which, despite having joined a gym I still have a lot of. I have managed to travel to Dresden with someone I met on the Assistants’ training at the start of my placement, and also meet up with RHUL friends also in Germany, which was an amazing weekend!

With no internet in my flat for the first week, I exhausted my DVD supply

‘Snog, Marry, Avoid’. Bad Things: 1. Being poor, even though I work lots and lots – seriously, cherish your student loan and spend it wisely on things such as iPhones and Xboxes, alcohol and STD medications. 2. Yes, the rumours are true – I work at the Hub. But it pays my rent, so F you guys. Good Things: 1. I can pay my rent, and subsequently can live, eat and afford stuff. 2. I have a fortnightly radio show.

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Head over to thisisfakediy.co.uk and check me out. 3. I help run a student night in London: Dirty FUXX (clever AND mature, aren’t we?) 4. I have two DJing residency’s, one at Liquid Windsor and one at Dirty FUXX, so come party. You might as well be in my presence when you spend that loan – mine’s a double vodka lemonade. Thanks. 5. I have my first published work coming out in January! Hooray – English Lit and Creative Writing degree is JUSTIFIED. I’m a featured poet in an anthology… so

Q: My BF is kinda short but taller than me (maybe 5”5), and he’s built, so how would I hug him? Our first hug was soo awkward so should I hug him around his waist? Im 5”2. He’s got a body like ronnie from Jersey shore! A: Are you too short to reach around his neck? Because that makes for a cute hug and gets his face closer so he has to focus on you and can’t be ogling random girls behind your back ;) Or alternatively you could always hug his knees. How do you get rid of acne? Q: OK so I have a bit of acne and i pick at and it leaves sores. I know thats bad but so is my acne is there anything i can do to reduce my acne ? A: Have you tried applying a paper bag regularly whenever you go out? If you have an troubling dillema then our resident Agony Aunt is obliged to offer you a nugget of advice. Just fire you anonymous queries our way. Get in contact via: regulars@theorbital. co.uk

yeah, go to Amazon.co.uk in January and use that there loan of yours wisely! So all in all, I’m not quite where I expected to be, but I’ve never had my fingers in more pies than I do now. It’s like a steak and kidney sex act. Danny Boyle had it right when he said ‘yes’ to everything. So please, heed my advice and just say ‘YES!’ (Question: Will you purchase my book?) Follow Tom on Twitter: @TheTomWatts

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25TH BIRTHDAY TO US

This month we present to you a quarter of a century of The Orbital... by Ben Parfitt and Beth Bridewell

his month The Orbital turns 25. For a quarter of a century, your Official Students’ Union Publication has brought to you, in one form or another, all of the latest news, gossip, features, reviews and a whole lot more. As a product of the Students’ Union, The Orbital inherently belongs to you. It is - as cheesy as it may sound - your publication. Year after year, editorial teams have sought to deliver a publication that you want to read, that you want to contribute to and something that you feel proud to call your own. With every rotation of the editorial board comes changes. Sometimes they change the design, sometimes they change the tone, sometimes it’s the format and once it was even the name. The publication in front of you began as The Egham Sun back in November 1986. Back then it was a humble eight pages long with retro type writer font and just one colour – red. We’ve looked back through the archives in the office and have picked out some old editions, as you can see on the left. In the following feature, we’ve focused on some of the best changes made to The Orbital over the years. We contacted previous Editors, asked you guys what The Orbital means to you and have put together a feature packed with The Orbital’s history.

25 years of The Orbital ... in five easy steps

1. Award Winning In 2006, 20 years after its conception, The Orbital beat out the competition to be crowned Best Student Magazine at the National Student Journalism Awards. It’s best prior acheivement had been a second place in the 2000 Guardian Student Media Awards. Judges from the media industry commented on the magazine’s high standard, describing it as “gritty, witty, relevant and coherent, packaged with good design and strong front covers”. The magazine was also congratulated on the standard of its editing, and its ability to successfully encompass all aspects of culture and student life. “The Orbital came out of nowhere to win the top prize for student magazines,” explains Patrick Camara Ropeta (Editor 2005-6)

“Some of the bigger universities could have up to £50,000 print media budget, which is incomparable to the £10,000 average budget of The Orbital. It’s such an honour to be chosen over such magazines; it’s a testament to the level of quality that The Orbital can achieve against all the odds.” 2. Orbital LIVE! In September 2007, Orbital LIVE! was born with the aim of getting as many students involved as possible by encouraging anyone and everyone to submit pieces of work. The editorial team then created an entire issue from live contributions over two days. Insanity Radio simultaneously broadcast live alongside The Orbital in the Windsor building. Mario Creatura, 2007-8, Editor explains: “I wanted first year students to know that anyone can participate in any way including creating an event like this- by working closely with the College. It started out as a dream to get people involved and it just goes to show that no idea is too silly if it helps people to feel a part of Royal Holloway.” Creatura describes the first Orbital LIVE! as his “favourite memory from the Orbital.” The then Vice-Principal, David Sweeney, challenged students to think of creative uses for the Windsor Building following a Canon-sponsored live photography event. “I looked at Mario and afterwards told him that I thought we could create the Orbital live,” Adam explains. “It was his connections with the College management that made it Humble happen. It was very satisfying beginseeing it all come together, with nings: Th Insanity there too.” Studen e ts The current board made Union ’ offi a conscious decision to put Publica cial tio Orbital LIVE! on hold for this started n life as The Eg year. It’s not that we thought ha Sun - a m it was a rubbish idea, we just n eight p wanted to keep to our strong ag newsle e Editorial goal of publishing tter with is high quality content with care sue as relev s and consideration. We try to ant as ever .

FROM THE EDITORS commission all of our content, building up a strong rapport with our writers to make The Orbital as good as it can possibly be. We still see this approach as being open to everyone, so we used this years’ Orbital LIVE! to chat to as many people as possible about our very first issue of the year.

3. From newspaper to magazine Originally launched in 1986 as The Egham Sun, Royal Holloway’s official Students’ Union publication began as a tabloid-style newsletter. In 1987 it even adopted The Sun’s logo, with the word ‘Egham’ slapped on at an angle. The publication relaunched as The Orbital in 1994, originally as a newspaper. It became a magazine in 1998 and only one Editor has since tried to revert back to a newspaper. Nicholas Stylianou entered office with the lofty ambition of a fortnightly newspaper accompanied by a monthly magazine supplement entitled ‘Junction 13’ – an allusion to the location of Egham in relation to the nearby M25. The Orbital’s current format can be traced back to 2005 when it emerged as a smaller glossy monthly publication with a new format and style, launched with the present-day pixel-dot ‘O’. This is the brand that you guys and girls know and love. The Orbital as a magazine has a deep history and, in putting our first issue to together, we tried to build on such consistency whilst adding our very own special touches. We think it works. A magazine format allows us to do fun stuff, jazz-up the design and make things a bit more light-hearted. Besides, there’s already one newspaper on campus. 4. Going digital April 2009 saw Nick Stylianou (Editor 2009-10) launch a new website to herald “a new era of multimedia journalism”, and to keep the students of Royal Holloway informed both online and in print. Nick was: ‘looking to push the boundary of student media’ and ‘refused to define a publication to print only’. A mid-year freeze on funding proved to be a blessing in disguise. As The Orbital retreated from print, the board were forced to innovate and create a digital path for the future that is being furthered today.

WE TRACKED DOWN THE EDITORS AND DEPUTY EDITORS OF PAST AND PRESENT FOR THEIR OWN TAKES ON ALL THINGS ORBITAL... 4 Beth Bridewell (2011-2012) Looking through The Orbital archives in the office is fascinating. It’s great to see the way The Orbital has developed over the years from its very first days as The Egham Sun in the 1980s. Each Editor and their accompanying team have moved the publication forwards, each in their own direction. It can take on a hugely different persona from year to year but everyone brings something new to the mix. This year’s magazine keeps the name from 1994, the logo from 2005 and the fonts and print format from 2010. I hope that our contributions will last into future years. We have brought six brand new sections, completed a full redesign, launched a new website and tried to make content more relevant and readable than ever. 4Adam D’Souza (2007-2008) My year in office was the apogee of the Founder v Orbital wars. Looking back on it, I think both publications were as guilty as each other of a myopic obsession with each other’s affairs at the expense of genuine news or comment that might have shifted College policy. Such is student life! I think the Orbital’s value is simply its presence: it’s cheap, disposable and fun. It has value within the student community because everyone reads it – that gives it a huge influence. Furthermore, the discipline of producing the magazine - writing, editing, photographing, designing – hones those skills among the team. I don’t think I’d be where I am today (admittedly not far, but still!) without my time at The Orbital. 4Mario Creatura (2007-2008) The Orbital has achieved much in its time, often against the odds. For example, in our Christmas edition we ran a story about the standard of food hygiene in Founder’s Dining Hall. I was told at the time that there was an incredible uproar following publication. This, apparently, was the spark which led to the total overhaul of catering facilities at RHUL. Quite an impact for a little student publication! Looking back, another thing that I am incredibly proud of was the inaugural Orbital LIVE! The first of its kind, a landmark student-led event where students could walk in off of the street to contribute to their student publication live. Ambitious? Perhaps. But we did it. And we did it in style. Long may Orbital Live! continue to grace the halls of the Windsor Building with the ethos of helping to encourage journalistic talent and involvement in such an amazing institution. My resounding memory of The Orbital is lack of sleep staying up for over 40 hours creating an issue with only Radio 1 for company was a disturbingly regular occurrence. 4Nick Stylianou (2009-10) The Orbital will outlive us all. It’s never been just a magazine, or a newspaper, or a website: it’s been an information source and your very own submission forum for every creative and every well-informed student at Royal Holloway.

This was one of the first instances where The Orbital focused as much on the website as it did the printed magazine. The re-launch of the website, with a minimalist design, not only aimed to set The Orbital apart from other student publications but also coincided with the yearly Sabbatical Elections on campus. The President at the time stated that The Orbital’s extensive coverage directly influenced student involvement in the elections, in which voting was up 18%. With a redesign in 2011, a more interactive approach was taken, and live-blogs and integrated social media have become key features. The website continues to be a key part of The Orbital. Current Art Director and Online Editor, Jack Smale and Julian Farmer have worked together to produce a website to be proud of, and editors focus on ensuring new content is consistently uploaded. 5. The Orbital belongs to you The Orbital has always strived to offer the stories and information that you need to know. Looking back through past issues, The Orbital’s editorial teams reiterate the focus on The Orbital providing things YOU write and things YOU want to read about. Editor (1995-6), Vanessa Day, wrote in the editorial in her first issue in 1995: “The Orbital has changed a lot over the last couple of years – we have worked hard on this issue and now like to think it is at its best. However, there are bound to be changes that you want to see. Don’t just sit there and slag The Orbital off – come along and get involved”. This is the same sentiment of every editorial board since then. It’s about the student perspective, not any one person. The Orbital aims to give you relevant information that you want to hear. In 1986, in issue 2 of The Egham Sun, it was the drink price list for SU bars, (unbelievably only £2.10 for a bottle of wine and 65p a pint) and in Issue 11 in 1995 the fact that a gym membership was £15. It’s up to you to let us know what you want to hear about today. The Orbital also works hard to bring your attention to the bigger issues outside of our little campus. Looking through the back issues we were able to chart the historical rise in tuition fees and the student outrage that accompanied such plans. It’s very clear that some things dramatically change but the fact that the The Orbital is your one one stop shop for everything Holloway has definitely remained the same.

Looking to the future... Who knows where the Orbital will be in 25 years’ time? It’s changed so much in the years that it has been alive so far. Will print be dead? Will we be burying our poor little publication as the world forgets all that is paper and whizzes around cyberspace. Adam D’Souza (Deputy Editor 2007-8) thinks not. “I think it’s easy to say ‘online’ and be done with it,” he says. “But I think the reality will

W H AT D O E S T H E O R B I TA L M E A N TO YO U ?

OLLY KERR A place for students to take their first steps into journalism, something the university doesnt offer academically

CAT KAY A melting pot of student talent, a hubbub of activity, which could lead you down one of many interesting paths

ED RESEK It’s a forum for cultural, social, and (once in a while) academic debate.

be more complicated. I don’t think print media will ever go away. I hope that there is still room for a digestible bite of news, features and opinion to consume while enjoying one’s IQ-enhancing supercoffee in 2036.” We share a similar sentiment, supercoffee aside perhaps. There’s always room for a quality publication on campus. As long as you guys and girls keep reading, we will keep printing. With each new editorial board, we expect The Orbital to

JAKE WELLS A way of keeping up to date with everything across campus

develop, to go in new directions and to take our humble magazine places that it has never been before. We hope that, as we graduate, we will all have fond memories of The Orbital, that we will look back and remember it as something that added real value to the university experience. We hope that you all feel a part of The Orbital, whether you read it over a coffee, contribute or just hoard copies for the free Antidote vouchers. Here’s to another 25 years!

Have You Met...

Have you met...

4Kenny Aruwa is a third year Psychology student

who also works as one of 4 Residential Support Assistants for Reid and Runnymede halls this year! Why did you choose to be an RSA? Mainly because I genuinely like the idea of helping people, but also partly because of how it’ll look on my CV, and partly for the reduced rent. There is also a part of me (and this will sound silly) that always gets spurred on to go for things like this by the wise words of Nelson Mandela, who explained that there is no glory to be found in living a life less than the one that you are capable of living. Sadly, the motivation to be the best I possibly can never lasts too long, so I’m not exactly out there chairing world peace negotiations, solving the European debt crisis and ending human trafficking, but at least I have cheap accommodation... What exactly does your job entail? There are three main aspects to it really; welfare, social and disciplinary. We’re involved in looking after other students in halls and making sure they’re getting on okay, helping to organise and run various social events and also break up your parties when you’re getting a bit too crazy post-11pm! What has been your favourite moment of the job? It may sound a bit lame, but I’ve really enjoyed some of the

kitchen meetings I’ve done. I’ve had a laugh with some pretty cool people - particularly in Reid (sorry Runnymede!). My favourite moment, however, may well be on the first move in day just before freshers week. As we were on our way to go see Sarah Tattam (da boss!) we passed through a group of SU volunteers standing outside Founders Reception and one of them said “the super team has arrived!” I loved it because I have a bit of an awesomeness complex... What has been the worst moment, or your least favourite part of the job? I work security for the SU as well, and on the first two weeks of term I finished my Wednesday night security shift at 5am on Thursday morning, and then had to be up at 6:30am to assist with fire drills... eurgh. Would you recommend this job for students? What kind of person do you need to be to go for this job? Definitely! I think the most important qualities are (I’m trying to remember my group interview) ...helpfulness? Was that one? erm... be a nice person! Assertiveness is important too for obvious reasons, but power-trippers need not apply.

Your favourite place on campus? I really like the field surrounded by trees just at the bottom of the stairs from Founders on the way to Jane Holloway Hall... it really needs mowing at the moment though... and now it’s winter, I think I’ll go ahead and say MY BED. Any advice to students living in halls? Be considerate. The entire world, let alone the halls on campuswould be totally awesome if everyone was a bit more considerate... and er, be safe and all that. Any problems, email residentialsupport@rhul. ac.uk If you could trade places with anyone on campus for a day, who would it be and why? The dude that works for estates and drives around campus loving life and being really nice to everyone and brightening their days... You know the one I’m talking about? If you know, you’ll know you know! I wanna be that guy! Find out more about Residential Support by joining the “Royal Holloway students living in halls of residence” on Facebook.

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Our resident scientist, Chris Pull, tells us about declining bee populations and what it means for humanity...

Okay, so I am sure most of you just see bees as an aerial syringe intent on stinging you, causing pain and ruining any outdoor events involving food. However, as a Zoologist carrying out research on social insects, bees are a bit of a soft spot. Many of you will not know, but last year Royal Holloway’s Biological Sciences department was awarded two huge grants to study bees, totalling a whopping 3 million pounds! These grants are part of a larger governmental scheme, called the Insect Pollinators Initiative, which has also awarded £10 million in grants to several other institutions in the UK. Why, I hear you cry, is so much money being spent on an insect? The answer to that question is one of great tragedy. The ‘bees’ that I refer to are the bumble bees (large and ‘fuzzy’) and the Western honey bee (looks like a ‘cute’ wasp), both of which have undergone great population declines in the last few decades. Three species of bumble bee are now completely extinct in the UK and honey bee colonies show a 17-30 % decline every year. Bees are incredibly important in terms of the pollination services they provide to crops and wild plants. About one third of all types of food are pollinated by honey bees. Global insect pollination has been estimated to be worth approximately $200 billion US dollars. Honey bee pollination services are thought to be worth approximately £1 billion in the UK and anywhere between $5-14 billion in the US. With the world’s population set to reach 9 billion by 2050, without these insects there is a great concern that agriculture will not be able to cover

the increased food demands. So, £10 million is now looking like quite a small budget, given the value these animals represent to us. The threat of bee extinction is very severe, and Albert Einstein reportedly once said: “If the bee disappeared off the surface of the globe then man would only have four years of life left. No more bees, no more pollination, no more plants, no more animals, no more man”. Though this isn’t actually true (and whether or not Einstein did actually say this is unconfirmed), if all bees were to go extinct we would no longer have

tomatoes, onions, almonds, oranges, soya beans, carrots, broccoli, melons, strawberries, and apples, to name a few. And not only do we have to worry about crops, but alfalfa, which is used as cattle feed, is also pollinated by bees. Of course, humans could pollinate these plants by hand if the bees did die out, but as a single hive will pollinate around half a million plants a day, it is not really a practical solution. Indeed the cost of food would be expected to more than double. No single factor is actually responsible for the decline of the bee population, and the causes are complex and often overlap. One key factor is largescale loss of suitable habitats and resources due to agricultural

If we were to disappear overnight, the rest of the world would get on pretty well.

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intensification, but newly introduced parasites are also having devastating effects. Recent work has shown that the interaction of parasites and small doses of pesticides considered ‘safe’ may work together to cause death. In the case of honey bees, there are numerous diseases that are thought to be contributing to their decline, in particular deformed wing virus (‘does what it says on the tin’) and a fungus-like parasite called Nosema. Both of these parasites are carried by a type of bee mite called Varroa. Until the late 20th century there was no Varroa in the UK or the USA. However, in Asia Varroa has been co-existing with the Asian honey bee for millions of years. In the 1960’s, the Westen honey bee, native to the UK and introduced for commercial use in the USA, came into close contact with the Asian Honey bee and it picked up the regulars@theorbital.co.uk

mite. Not only did the bees pick up Varroa from Asia, they also picked up the pathogen Nosema. Varroa reached the USA in 1987 and winter losses of bees skyrocketed from 10% to up to 80% of the bees being wiped out. Royal Holloway, in conjunction with two other institutes, Rothamsted Research in Hertfordshire and Queens University Belfast, is investigating the effects of deformed wing virus and Nosema. I was fortunate enough to gain an assistantship working on the honeybee side of the project at Rothamsted this summer, where they are using a unique piece of technology known as harmonic radar. This is essentially a big satellite dish that fires out high-energy beams, which are reflected back by a transponder, placed onto the bee’s thorax. This enables the researchers to track infected bees as they are foraging in order to better understand the effects of the diseases on them. A second project at Royal Holloway, in conjunction with the University of Newcastle and UCL, is looking at the effects of pesticides on the behaviour of bees using radio tagging and learning experiments, in addition to studies on their actual brain cells, to better understand how learning and memory work at a molecular level. The great David Attenborough, with his infamous voice, once said: “If we and the rest of the backboned animals were to disappear overnight, the rest of the world would get on pretty well. But if [the invertebrates] were to disappear, the land’s ecosystems would collapse”. The tragedy is that, despite this fact, conservation money is often not directed at insects, and the huge funds provided to Royal Holloway and other groups around the UK is truly an indication of how dire the bees’ situation has become. So, next time you see a bumble bee haphazardly bouncing from flower to flower in Founder’s woods, or a honey bee trying to get at your can of Pepsi, spare a thought for their plight- or indeed the plight of the human race, should a solution not be found to reduce the decline of these incredibly important animals. For more information, see: http://www.rhul.ac.uk/research/news/ newsarticles/beesindecline.aspx

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Royal Holloway use iPhone/iPad app for research Researchers at Royal Holloway have began to use smartphone technology to carry out psychological experiments, meaning millions of participants are available at the tap of a finger. Instead of getting participants into labs to study the brain and behaviour, RHUL researchers have joined an international team to launch an app, ‘Science XL’, that you can download for free as part of the biggest international experiment of its kind. With the number of iPhone users worldwide is expected to exceed one billion by 2013, it seemed a perfect answer to participant recruitment. Professor Kathy Rastle, from the Department of Psychology at Royal Holloway, said: “It could change the way that human social and psychological research is conducted because it allows us to access vast numbers of individuals from a range of demographics relatively inexpensively” Simon Cowell: High Priest of TV talent shows Marketing experts at Royal Holloway University of London have come to some conclusions about the power of the Simon Cowell and X Factor brand. Their theory is that Cowell is akin to a “high priest” who has tapped in to a human need for ritual and sacrifice. Prof Chris Hackley said: “Cowell serves as an intermediary between the world of dead-end jobs and the sacred space of superstardom. Listening to music makes tube journeys more bearable The Psychology Department at Royal Holloway have found that listening to music through headphones can change people’s margins of personal space and make situations like packed tube journeys more bearable. On a busy tube or bus you can find complete strangers encroaching in personal space. Study results showed that when participants were listening to music that evoked positive emotions through headphones, they let the stranger come closer to them, indicating a change in their own personal space. Dr Tajadura-Jiménez explains: “Listening to music that induces positive emotions delivered through headphones shifts the margins of personal space. Our personal space “shrinks”, allowing others to get closer to us.”

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n recent years the world has experienced a paradigm shift. With access to different types of social media at an all time high, and with points of relativity to people all over the world whom we may or may not know, levels of connectivity have never been so high. In fact, in a day and age when you might not recognise your next door neighbour, we have never actually been so virtually close to one another. Many industries have undergone a sea-change as a result. The travel industry is no exception, but a certain company is aiming to achieve this connectivity in a unique way. 9flats is an Internet start-up based out of Berlin, but with a burgeoning allegiance here in the UK, it is fast becoming seen as the way to travel. Their unusual pitch centres on the desire to replace the hotel or hostel with people’s houses. The premise is simple: you find accommodation when you travel through their website in someone’s private home or flat. This can take the form of anything from a spare room, to an entire loft, and, in some special cases, house boats and tree houses as well. Not only that, but when you travel abroad you can also list your place through them, renting it out to essentially make some money by doing nothing. Sweet deal, right? The 9flats’ ethos is not just about keeping travel accessible for everyone. It is also predicated on a desire to bring people together, promoting the virtues of ‘social travel’. Travelling should be about cultural exchange and engagement and this company seeks to give travellers an authentic experience when

they go away by connecting them with hosts, in essence providing an untapped resource of local knowledge and know-how. The result is a richer, more individual experience of a place that many tourists never access, offering a chance to get off that proverbial beaten track, with the opportunity to make friends in the process as well. By placing so much emphasis on interaction between hosts and guests, this becomes an inevitable exchange, leading to a great new opportunity to meet like-minded people all over the world. This might all have just been a cool concept that the more intrepid amongst us took a fancy to whilst stock-piling kooky travel stories, but what is important to know is that this is all done in a safe way, with secure payment. With so much in our world being virtually available to us right now, but with all the concerns that have attached themselves to this concept as well, 9flats is a refreshing and innovative company, providing a bridge and link between the virtual, the experiential and the personal. To find out more about being a host or a guest visit:

You know you go to Holloway when... Internet on campus (Esp weddarburn and gowar) is slow than DIALUP, slower than on a 2g, maybe even slower than GPRS whatever that is. Supplied by Admin When you walk from Runnymede up to the college shop at midday on a Saturday or Sunday, you pass more squirrels than people. Supplied by Mikey Polsen When you’re not allowed in the SU because you’re only wearing one shoe, only to wake up the next morning with puke all over your desk. Supplied by the Intoxicated Indrė M Lampsatis

Your friend sends you a letter first class on 29th September and you receive it on the 17th October. And the hub post room has stamped it saying “5th Oct 2011” and added a ‘1’ in pen in front to make it “15th Oct” and make themselves look better. Angry is not the word. Supplied by an angry Samantha James. Your night at the SU starts with a massive queue, ends with a dubstep mix of The Circle of Life and involves having a plastic beer thrown at your face. . .And you nearly lose your shoes becasue the floor is so sticky. Joint effort by Elena Mowgli Bella and Claire Madeleine West. THE ORBITAL NOVEMBER 2011

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Medicine Manager, Danny Taylor, gives you the heads up on our much loved bar at the bottom of the not so much loved hill.

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COCKTAIL ‘O’ CLOCK Green Eyes It tastes fruity and it’s GREEN what more could you possibly ask for in a cocktail?! Stolichnaya Vodka shaken with Blue Curacao, Orange Juice and Lime served over ice in a highball glass with a slice of orange, straw is optional….!

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Medicine Mojito The summer may have gone but whatever the weather it’s always a good time for the classic Mojito… Take white rum, sugar, mint and lime muddle it all up and serve with lashings of crushed ice and soda….voila.

Bar Blog Well Freshers’ is a distant memory, reading week has been and gone, fireworks have fizzled out it’s time for the final push to the end of term through the dark nights and cold weather that is November and December. Don’t worry though as we’ve got a load of festive treats lined up for you! Just snag a copy of the Ents guide for a full breakdown of what’s happening day by day. For those too lazy, we’ve got a Rainbow Rave, rumours of Zippy and Bungle making an appearance that just won’t go away, a Mexican Movember Fiesta Antidote where anybody who has grown a Mo in support of prostrate and testicular cancer will get free entry and a personal high five from me. Chuck in a couple of LGF nights, Pool Comps, Karaoke, Guitar Hero and Quizzes then Santa really has come early. The good folk at the SU are far from Scrooge with some cracking nights lined up, all ending of course with the legendary Blowout.

On a more sombre note we lost a dear friend a few weeks ago on Antidotes 4th Birthday when our bar blender was stolen! Yes! Stolen! From our very bar, by a truly terrible person. Not even the balls to send in a ransom note….So if you’re reading this hang your head in shame…it was neither big nor clever…. If it is returned you may be forgiven…. one day….I have had to give up Pina Coladas, boo to that. On a brighter note, I want to say a big hello to all the new staff the SU has taken on behind the bar, in catering, security, SSHH bus drivers and DJ’s, together they and the existing boys and girls are the unsung heroes that make your night go with a bang, so HELLO! Oh and please remember, mine’s a Grolsch with a dash of lemonade at the bottom, not the top…. It makes all the difference. And then soon we will be saying ‘Merry Christmas’, hasn’t that come round quick?!

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It’s fair to say that Björk has made her career out of breaking industry conventions, so it’s no surprise that Biophilia is being hailed as the future of music. The album takes us on an exploration of the relationship between our universe’s forces and musical structures. From musing about the movement of tectonic-plates in ‘Mutual Core’, parasites in ‘Virus’ and lunar cycles in ‘Moon’, it’s fair to say Bjork has covered it all in Biophilia. ‘Cosmogony’ is arguably one of her finest ballads where the minimalist background sounds allow Björk’s vocals to shine like distant bursts of light. Whereas, ‘Hollow’ is a dark,

orchestrally dominated piece, which echoes the tone of her 2001 album Vespertine. Skip to the tectonic-plates inspired track ‘Mutual Core’ to find yourself immersed in a blissful ambience, only to be thrown into a stormy electronic percussion and have your senses reeling. Biophilia is the world’s first album to be released as a collection of iPhone and iPad Apps! Taking three years to make, a period that involved collaborations with Apple, National Geographic and even David Attenborough, the Apps feature interactive videos, sounds and text…there are also essays to accompany every song (it’s not like you’ve had enough of that already, right? Björk’s work has always been unapologetically innovative - something that we cannot find ourselves saying about most contemporary artists. This record really takes Björk’s work to a galaxy of its own, allowing listeners to get the full experience of the music and its rationale. There’s no doubt that this is a pristine piece of work, which will get the hearts of technology-junkies racing. However, I cannot help but feel that the songs themselves don’t do the immense amount of original experimentation that we were built up for. To truly enjoy this latest offering you must keep an open mind. An album that you’ll either love or hate… Alisha Wadiwalla

µAlbum Review Jane’s Addiction: The Great Escape Artist Five albums and two break-ups and reunions later... Jane’s Addiction are back on the map with their new album The Great Escape Artist. Out since October 18th, this recent release is sure to cause a stir this winter, and Jane’s boys sound as experimental as ever. Front man Perry Farrell sums up the record as an experiment with ‘post-punk Goth’, and after listening to tracks such as ‘Underground’ and ‘Twisted Tales’, that description doesn’t sound too far off! The truth is, I’m not so sure about the album. Perhaps it’s the kind that grows on you with time, but there is no stand out tune, no ‘Just Because’ equivalent that will leave you wanting more. That being said, ‘I’ll Hit You Back’ is definitely a favourite with its infectious chorus and an incredible guitar solo by Mr. Dave Navarro himself. Unfortunately, it’s not just me that finds the album to be average. It has had mixed reviews: BBC Music calls it just ‘okay’, whereas The Guardian gives it a humble three stars. The album does seem a little

forced, perhaps it’s just a rusty come-back for the sake getting back out there..? Even if the album didn’t quite meet my, perhaps, high expectations, I’m just grateful that Jane’s Addiction are finally back together, writing and exploring new sounds. The Great Escape Artist gets three stars from me! Imogen Nation

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Sandwiched in the second to front row of the Millennium Dome, with adverts glaring from the sides of the arena on the colossal pixilated screens… I desperately attempted to kill ten long minutes before legendary indie-rockers Arctic Monkeys were due onstage. Their latest, highly acclaimed, fourth studio album Suck It and See, drew masses more eager fans to this autumn UK tour. As it was the first night of their almost instantly sold-out, back to back, two-day show at the O2 Arena, the atmosphere was fuelled with ecstasy, thrills and high expectations. All bottled within a crowd of roughly 23,000, who have travelled as far as Sheffield to see their local music heroes. Finally, after keeping us waiting long enough to create the usual hysteria, the lights dim, igniting a powerful blast of energy amongst the restless crowd. Without introduction, the band opened their set with their second new single ‘Don’t Sit Down ‘Cause I Moved Your Chair’. The stage exposes a set of retro, photo-studio style cameras, punctuated in the background at different heights, radiating an explosion of flashing reds, yellows and oranges in sync with Matt Helders’ pumped up drum beats. The stage became immediately animated. A cascade of percussion leads into ‘Teddy Picker’, with the hungry fans chanting along

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to the catchy guitar riffs and Alex Turners’ smooth vocals. After which the sound slides into the dark, eerie but beautifully compelling bass-line of ‘Crying Lightning’. New tracks from the album were warmly greeted: ‘The Hellcat Spangled Shalalala’ and ‘Black Treacle’ were great crowd pleasers; along with the rock n’ roll tune ‘Brick by Brick’, and the clean, sweet sounding, yet lyrically devastating opening track on the new album, ‘She’s Thunderstorms’. The oldies, however, were warmly embraced. After Alex Turner casually revealed that “We’re going to play some old songs now”, the band erupted into the turbulent, energetic ‘Brianstorm’, the grungy, distorted ‘The View From The Afternoon’ and, of course, their classic indie rock anthem ‘I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor’. Amongst these defining tunes the band introduces their new B-side single ‘Evil Twin’: an upbeat, heavy, love-repelling song, bringing us back to the days of Whatever People Say I Am, That’s What I’m Not. Alas, The Arctic Monkeys draw their invigorating performance to a close, with ‘Fluorescent Adolescent’ and ‘When The Sun Goes Down’-its mighty introduction, empowered by the audience’s echoing voices. Then, a rare gem, the much-loved ‘Mardy Bum’, is played in a mellow, tranquil, twangy guitar style, truly a moving moment for the old-school fans. The evening indisputably climaxes, as a special guest is rounded up for their last song: “Ladies and gentlemen Mr. Miles Kane!” announces Turner, as he greets his good friend and colleague, picking up the microphone to sing ‘505’ with Kane on lead guitar. His singing and movements on stage, accompanied by his Last Shadow Puppets band mate, somewhat echo a modern equivalent of Morrissey and Johnny Marr… The Smiths of contemporary British Indie perhaps?... a defining moment as the two pour out their remaining energy into this last song. An outstanding show with a fantastic set list; Arctic Monkeys have revisited their roots, with more eloquent and elaborate lyrics accompanied by their unique melodies. They have, indeed, become masters of their own craft. Sara Hussein

Playlist #4 µWhat you can expect to hear over and over again this month Midnight Run Example Drink Lil Jon ft. LMFAO We Must Stand Together Nickelback Wishing Well Blink 182 Try With Me Nicole Scherzinger Higher Love James Vincent McMorrow AKA...What A Life! Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds Princess of China Coldplay ft. Rihanna Sssnakepit Enter Shikari Set You Free N-Trance At Your Inconvenience Professor Green When I Was A Youngster Rizzle Kicks Tragedy Steps Loverboy You Me At Six Loud Noises Bad Meets Evil ft. Slaughterhouse First of the Year (Equinox) Skrillex Run For Your Life Matt Cardle People Help the People Birdy Anthemic Magnetic Man ft. P Money Always Erasure

REVIEWS µBook Review The Wild Rose After a painfully long 5 year wait Donnelly returns to the trilogy that made her a household name, by concluding her saga of the roses with, The Wild Rose. This time at the heart of the story is Seamus Finnegan and Willa Alden, first introduced as supporting characters in The Tea Rose and The Winter Rose, respectively. Set against the volatile backdrop of WWI, the story picks up a few years after Willa and Seamus’ last encounter, which had left them both lost, hurt and moving on to different paths in their lives. We discover that both Willa and Seamus are two kindred spirits, each in a different part of the world and yet both unable to let go of the past. Willa is a trekker, living her life as a loner in the outskirts of Nepal whereas Seamus has just returned home to London from one of his polar

expeditions. With the threat of war on the horizon, a chain of events which Donnelly expertly weaves brings both Willa and Seamus face to face. But as is typical of her novels, the star crossed lovers are torn apart again by a lethal web of lies, deceit and tragedy. Fortunately the favoured characters from the first two books: India, Sid, (The Winter Rose) and Joe and Fiona (The Tea Rose), are featured prominently here. Additionally, Donnelly introduces two key players: Max Von Brandt and Jenny. Although the book drags out towards the last few chapters, and the inclusion of Lawrence of Arabia might leave some readers cynical... in all it’s an epic conclusion to the Rose trilogy and worth the wait. A definite recommendation for those craving tragic romance, without the emotionally draining personal involvement! Hiba Batool

µTheatre Review Broken Glass, Vaudeville Theatre, London.

Arthur Miller’s Broken Glass, written in 1994 and set in November 1938 is one of his perhaps lesser-known plays. It takes its title from Kristallnacht (The Night of Broken Glass) in Nazi Germany, 1938, when the first mass deportations of Jews to concentration camps occurred. Half way round the world in Brooklyn, NY, neglected housewife Sylvia Gellburg mysteriously becomes paralysed after newspaper reports from Germany reveal Nazis rampaging through the Jewish community. In despair, her husband Philip (who is often too obsessed with his Wall Street career, his ambivalent attitude to his own Jewishness, and his desperate desire to assimilate with others) requests the help of Dr. Hyman. Gradually, we learn that Dr.Hyman questions whether the root cause of Sylvia’s sudden paralysis is not only over her

devastation of ‘The Night of Broken Glass’ but also over her ‘broken’ marriage to Phillip. Meanwhile, a dangerous relationship forms between Dr. Hyman and Sylvia which has devastating consequences. Between scenes the audience is treated to unnerving and melancholic cello playing, wonderfully illustrating the atmosphere on stage. Antony Sher gives a superb performance as the neurotic Philip, who is constantly at war with his inner demons - sadly, breaking away from his façade only to realise his love for Sylvia too late. Tara Fitzgerald shines as the grieving, guilt ridden Sylvia, whilst Stanley Townsend is also in fine form, as the self-assured and ever-charming Dr.Hyman. In all, Iqbal Khan’s revival of partpsychological and part-political drama Broken Glass certainly packs a mighty

punch. Which (rather depressingly) leaves you contemplating the destruction we unknowingly wreak on our lives and of those we love. Nevertheless, I simply cannot recommend this highly charged and moving play enough. Ticket prices start from £22.50 and the production runs MondaySaturday at 7.30pm, with Matinee shows every Wednesday and Saturday at 3pm. So take a break from your hectic studies and catch Arthur Miller’s tour de force, before its final performance on December 10th 2011 …It doesn’t disappoint! Arthur Miller’s, Oliver award-winning, Broken Glass originally premiered at the National Theatre, London in 1994, before transferring to the West-End. Other notable works of Miller include his adaptation of The Crucible and The Misfits. Alisha Wadiwalla

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Film

µFilm Review The Lion King 3D

When I heard the news that Disney was to re-release The Lion King in cinemas in 3D, I found myself very much in two minds: on the one hand, the dewyeyed optimist and on the other the ‘once again Disney flogs the cash-cow’ cynic. The latter opinion informed by the fact that this ‘Epic Cinematic event’ coincides with the release of the ‘Diamond edition’ Blu-ray 3D boxset. Having said that, spending the majority of my childhood sleeping under a Simba duvet cover, and not wasting any opportunity to use the phrase ‘Hakuna Matata’, I was pretty blimmin’ determined to enjoy The Lion King 3D. It is with great sadness, therefore, that I admit that the cynic in me was right. Totally right. In my opinion, Disney have made very little effort to render what is arguably their finest creation in

effective 3D. I say effective because in the rare instances where it was possible to distinguish that 3D was even being used, the case was only so because of the unbearable amount of motion blur. A good example of this is the stampede scene; the emotional and dramatic crux of the film, where the picture clarity was so appalling I found myself wishing I was watching the film on my laptop at home, £9.40 richer! The only exceptions to this disappointing use of 3D technology were in the opening scenes: where the camera swoops over pride rock from Zazu’s perspective, and also the panorama of the pride lands as Mufasa shows Simba his kingdom. However, both scenes are breathtaking enough simply through the original animation. Purists will at least take some comfort in the deci-

sion to remove the additional song ‘The Morning Report’, inexplicably botched into the film for its first release onto DVD. To sum up, I would strongly advise that you give Lion King 3D a miss; though the chance to see Disney’s masterpiece on the big screen is undoubtedly an exciting prospect for our generation. But it is, to use the technical reviewers term, ‘a disappointing rip off’. Instead, opt to see the film (in selected cinemas) in 2D, and smugly bask in the feelings of superiority that comes with defeating Disney in its marketing ploy, as well as reaping the benefits of having money left over for popcorn... and, of course, not having to remove a pair of 3D glasses to wipe away the inevitable tears. Sarah Bougourd

Known for his intricate, unique style I was surprised to discover Steven Soderbergh’s next project would be based on the threat of an epidemic. Suffice to say it’s a theme done before, many times in fact, but loving Soderbegh’s work I watched the movie. Acting-wise I was not disappointed, the movie boasts a stellar cast from the likes of Kate Winslet, Gwyneth Paltrow, Matt Damon, Marion Cotillard and Jude Law amongst many others. It kicks off with Gwyneth Paltrow’s character at a Chicago airport, the first to get infected by the disease. What follows is a chain reaction of events, which take the viewer worldwide whilst simultaneously being introduced to various characters in the form of doctors, family members and other victims.

The first half of this Hollywood blockbuster is reasonably solid, engaging the viewer… but the movie then falls behind due to its predictable script (though I feel the acting more than makes up for this). Being a Soderbergh movie it’s no wonder that it features some of the biggest and finest actors working today. But for me it was Jennifer Ehle who gave the standout performance, as Dr Ally Hextall, one of the doctors faced with the dilemma of coming to terms with the virus. In all, the movie is a decent watch and a Soderbergh fan will not be disappointed- however, it offers nothing new to for a student looking for an exceptional cinema experience worth the ticket price. Hiba Batool

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REVIEWS µArt Review Thierry Guetta

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“Art is what you can get away with” - Andy Warhol Contemporary artist Thierry Guetta (more commonly known as Mr Brainwash) began his art career three years ago after featuring in a film directed by Bristol based street artist, Bansky. Guetta’s work is best described as a mixture of street, pop and urban art. Sincerely, he admits that his participation in the production of his art mainly consists of scanning and photoshopping- and even that is carried out by hired assistance! But in spite of his questionable role as an artist, his canvas’ still reach figures of around one hundred thousand pounds... So why do people pay such extortionate prices for art that isn’t even entirely manufactured by the acclaimed artist? Thierry Guetta is a French citizen living in Los Angeles, California. He has a fascination with filming his surroundings, taking his video camera with him everywhere he goes. This interest in street art started when he began filming his cousin, the praised street artist, Space Invader. Consequently, his connections within the art world grew, gradually leading him to the illusive street artist, Bansky. The artist began filming Banksy during the production process for the new film Exit through a gift shop, premiered in 2010. The film was intended as a documentation of street art, however, Bansky soon turned the camera on Thierry; finding his fascination with filming street art more appealing itself. It is Banksy who then decided to turn aver-

age French citizen, Thierry Guetta, into the now celebrated street pop artist, Mr Brainwash. This does leave the cynic questioning whether Banksy’s assistance in the establishment of Mr Brainwash’s celebrity status, in fact constitutes the value with which his art is regarded? Nonetheless, the influential Banksy achieved this transformation of Guetta into a renouned artist by setting up art exhibitions attributed to alluring ultra ego: Mr Brainwash. The most recent exhibition was held last month in London, at a small prestigious contemporary art gallery, The Opera Gallery. Acknowledged for attracting the finest art dealers in the world and free to the public view, it’s art consisted of a mixture of multimedia collages, street and pop art, from Mr Brainwash and other contemporary artists. Most of the works depict cultural icons, such as his canvas of Michael Jackson created in the style of Andy Warhol’s renowned, mass produced, multiple images of Marilyn Monroe. The artist not only replaced Marilyn’s face with Michael Jackson’s, but also bizarrely kept Monroe’s hair, with the final image generating a cross breed of the two celebrities. A merging of two iconic faces which disturbingly draws distinct similarities between their globalised fame and mysterious demise. To some, this could be perceived as an energetic

celebration of contemporary art styles and concepts, but to others disregarded a replica of pre-existing ideas. There has been speculation around the artists’ validity; many people regard him as a fraud, nothing more than a mere product of Banksy. Even Guetta himself defeatedly admitted: “In the end, I became [Banksy’s] biggest work of art” (The LA Times). This poses the dilemma as to whether Banksy is exploiting his transformation of Guetta into Mr Brainwash as a way of challenging how we should value art? Or is he simply reiterating Andy Warhol’s famous statement: ‘art is what you can get away with’? April Heath

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The Ents Guide 14th Nov - 9th Dec Monday 14th -15th Nov

Thursday 24th Nov

Saturday 3rd Dec

MTS presents ‘Rent’

Late Great & Free

Xmas Beach Party Antidote

Tuesday 15th Nov

Cocktails Course and Drinks

Murder Mystery

6pm, show at 6.30pm, SU Main Hall, £5 students, £7 non-students

8 Ball Pool Comp

Rainbow Rave with LGBT and SHAG Week 9pm, Medicine, FREE

Including Speedball, 6.30pm - 7.30pm, Medicine

Includes drinks and giveaways 8pm, Tommy’s, Price: £15.00

Wednesday 16th Nov

Friday 25th Nov

Element

Come in your Socs

R&B, Funky House & Chart From 9pm, SU Main Building, Price : £5.00 (first 200 in before 10pm get in for free)

Party like you’re on Bondi Beach Medicine, FREE before 10pm, £4 after

9pm, SU Main Building, Price: TBC

Sunday 4th Dec

ESCAPE!

Societies Special 9pm, SU Main Building, Price: £5.00

Festive Quiz

With a bit of Rock ‘n’ Roll Bingo and £50 top prize in SU Vouchers 8pm, Stumble Inn, Price: £1 per person to enter quiz

Saturday 26th Nov

Monday 5th Dec

Movember Fiesta Antidote

RAG presents ‘RAG Panto: Aladdin’

Thursday 17th Nov

Sunday 27th Nov

Dubstep & Drum ‘n’ Bass

Quiz on my face?

Tuesday 6th Dec

Guitar Hero

Show your mates your skills for free From 7pm till 12am, Medicine, FREE

9pm, SU Main Building, Price: £3

Thirsty Thursday 9pm, Medicine, FREE

Friday 18th Nov

Gods & Goddesses

Fancy dress essential - prizes for the best dressed. Cheesy chart toppers, 80s, 90s & chart From 9pm, SU Main Building, Price : £5.00 (first 200 in before 10pm get in for free)

Knitting Club 11am- 1pm, Rialto

Saturday 19th Nov

Black Tie Ball Antidote

Cocktails and casino, dress to impress Medicine, FREE before 10pm, £4 after

Sunday 20th Nov

Pub Quiz

With a bit of Rock ‘n’ Roll Bingo and £50 top prize in SU Vouchers 8pm, Stumble Inn, Price: £1 per person to enter quiz

Monday 21st Nov

Live@SU

Live music all night in two rooms 9pm, SU Main Building Price: £3

Tuesday 22nd Nov

Comedy Night

7.30pm, Tommy’s , Price: £3.50 Students, £5.00 Non Students

Wednesday 23rd Nov

Element Presents Insanity Asylum R&B, Funky House & Chart From 9pm, SU Main Building, Price : £5.00 (first 200 in before 10pm get in for free)

Serving a selection of Teas, Coffee and Cakes

Free entry for Moustaches! Mexican craziness! Medicine, FREE before 10pm, £4 after

Special SHAG Quiz With bit of Rock ‘n’ Roll Bingo and £50 top prize in SU Vouchers 8pm, Stumble Inn, Price: £1 per person to enter quiz

Monday 28th Nov

Italian Society Night

8pm - 12am, Tommy’s, Price: TBC

SHAG Film Night

A quality film on the big screen with souround sound 8pm, Medicine

Tuesday 29th Nov

8 Ball Pool Comp

Including Speedball, 6.30pm - 7.30pm, Medicine

Wednesday 30th Nov

Element Presents Masquerade Party R&B, Funky House & Chart 9pm, SU Main Building, Price: £5.00 (first 200 in before 10pm get in for free)

SU Main Hall, 7pm, show at 7.30pm, 5 students, £7 non-students

Kristmas Karaoke Sing your heart out 8pm, Medicine, FREE

Wednesday 7th Dec

Element

R&B, Funky House & Chart From 9pm, SU Main Building, Price : £5.00 (first 200 in before 10pm get in for free)

Thursday 8th Dec

Late Great and Free

The last Thirsty Thursday of the year 9pm, bar open till 2am, Medicine, FREE

Friday 9th Dec

Escape Christmas Blowout! AN EVENT NOT TO BE MISSED 9pm, SU Main Building, Price: TBC

ESCAPE!

Mini Medicine Blowout

For all those too late to get a ticket to the SU Free Entry, Open till late!

Thursday 1st Dec

Thirsty Thursday

9pm, Medicine, Price: FREE

Sat 26th Nov

Cocktails Course and Drinks Includes drinks and giveaways 8pm, Tommy’s, Price: £15.00

Holloway Players 8pm, Tommy’s, Price: TBC

Friday 2nd Dec

Shagadelic

Cheesy chart toppers, 80s, 90s & chart From 9pm, SU Main Building, Price : £5.00 (first 200 in before 10pm get in for free)

Movember Fiesta Yummy selection of fresh pasta from 11.30am to 2.30pm

Camden Crawl e l y t s Life

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Campus Watch: Whos’s been looking stylish this reading week?

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Love film? Love Music? Love art? Love Comedy? Love Camden Crawl!! In October, Camden crawl opened its launch night in London’s new “flagship” venue, The Star of Kings. The launch night proved a huge success, packed with young talent from professional comedian Tiernan Douieb and Phil Nichol. The night also included live performances from the “new band of the day”, Two Wounded Birds and British posthardcore band Young Legionnaire: a small appetizer of the new energetic entertainment yet to come to London’s Camden Crawl. Camden Crawl 2012 will be an action packed three day event from May 4th-6th. The UK awarding winning festival features new upcoming artists, comedians, eclectic live music, art workshops, karaoke, film, pop quizzes and exhibitions. More than 250 new alternative artists will swarm to the two mile stretch of 50 venues in Camden and Kentish town for this annual event. Artists such as

Adele, Florence and the machine and Mumford and Sons are among many of the famous faces that have played in the festival at the start of their careers. Who knows which artist you might witness the making of? Camden Crawl night marathon 2012 opens on the 4th of May in Camden’s exclusive nightclub KOKO. The opening event includes 6 live acts as well as a soon-tobe-announced special guest and headliner. Tickets for the opening night at KOKO can be purchased on http://www.thecamdencrawl. com/ for £21.60. For both opening night and weekend you pay £67.50 and for just the weekend you pay £62.10. Tickets include a programme guide, festival magazine as well as the 2012 Camden Crawl compilation album. Don’t miss out on this cuttingedge event; you never know which potential celebrity of our generation will be there!

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Campus Watch

Make Up

Alice Riley & Ulrike Chawiche

4The girls find the few fashionable students that still put in the effort even when it’s reading week!

Sophia Lewis, 19

Carolin Goethel, 25

Hannah Playes, 19

Scarf and blazer: charity shops Necklace: Liverpool St. Market Dress: London factory outlet Belt: Accessorize Boots: New Look “I love using vintage pieces to create my own individual style! I buy most of my clothes from charity shops, market stalls and Portobello Road.”

Shoes: Vintage from Portobello market Trousers: Primark Jumper: Vintage Shop in Stockholm Scarf: Vietnam Bike: Bricklane “I buy a mix of vintage and local designers. My wardrobe’s a mix of clothes from all over the world.”

Shoes: Bricklane market Dress: Jumble sale in Hastings Coat: Charity shop in Staines Bag: Charity shop in Bexhill “I love finding gems in charity shops. I go for whatever I can find and whatever attracts my eye in big jumble sales and markets.”

Simon Rawlings, 18

Andreas Cervin, 23

Ashley Stephenson, 19

Scarf: Vivienne Westwood Top: All Saints Jacket & trousers: Topman Bag: River island) “I follow Vivienne Westwood’s motto of “As soon as something’s in it’s out” and buy clothes that won’t go out of fashion r ather than following trends. Also if I see someone else in my outfit, I’ll get changed!” lifestyle@theorbital.co.uk

Scarf- H&M Shirt: T.M. Lewin Jacket: Zara Jeans: Pull & Bear Shoes: Brick Lane “I don’t have a particular style; if I like it I buy it! When it comes to girls fashion my favourite celebrity for style is Katy Perry.”

Shoes: Kurt Geiger Trousers: Charity Shop Jacket: American Apparel Shirt: Uniqlo “My style is casual with a hint of sophistication and funky freshness.”

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Maria Arnaoutakh tells us about the London locations she recently discovered...

United Nude

Address: 13 Floral Street Covent Garden London

ovent Garden is one of the best areas in London to shop, eat and just wander. Every time I go, it never fails to show me something new and interesting. On my visit yesterday, after having lunch and treating myself at the Patisserie Valerie, I was casually strolling around the shops, when I came across the United Nude shoe shop. Hidden in a small side street

and opposite Betsey Johnson was one of the coolest shops I have ever been into. The store is completely dark in all areas other than where the shoes are showcased and highlighted. In this Wall of Light, each shoe is positioned in its own little geometrical box presented as a work of Art. I could not think of a more suitable way of showcasing these amazing shoes.

Extremely innovative, futuristic and abstract; they kind of make me think of Star Wars and what really fashionable people would wear in the future. This shop is definitely one you should visit if you have not come across it already! Even if you can’t afford the shoes, - because, let’s face it they are rather pricey - it’s an exhibition worth seeing!

Where William met Anna...

veryone has watched Notting Hill and you’ve got to love how romantically cheesy it is: the perfect love story. We all remember the charming little book store in which William Thacker (Hugh Grant) and Anna Scott (Julia Roberts) had their first encounter and the rest is history... This is the first time I visited the Travel Book Shop, and doing a bit of

research on it, I found out that at the beginning of September it had to be closed down. Apparently, and not surprisingly, many independent book shops have had to close down in the past few years with the growth of the big chain book stores and the rise of the internet and e-books. Fortunately, the Travel Book Shop has now re-opened. The Book Warehouse, the Capital’s

largest independent book retailer, reached an agreement to acquire the leases for half the book shop. This shop now not only offers travel books but a much larger range of books and gifts, attracting a variety of customers. I think I spent 40 minutes in there. Although it is small it has so many interesting books for great prices. Unfortunately I didn’t meet Julia Roberts!

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The Italian Job

Travel

W A N T

Escape to the err... North?

T O For a relaxing getaway, head for the clear Amalfi waters and archaeologically wealthy Campania. A coast lined with luxurious islands scattered in the turquoise waters of the Mediterranean, archaeological gems in the shadow of the Vesuvius and magical rural villages with sweeping views are only a fraction of what earned this destination the label of the Italian Cote d’Azure. Situated around 3 hours drive from Rome, Naples is the capital of the Campania region and the second largest city of Italy. It boasts of noble origins from the Hellenistic Greek colonisation, which left behind many extraordinary sights. Cumae, a city set high into the rock face and Paestum, ancient Greek temples, are just two examples. Pompeii and its neighbouring Herculaneum, however, are the real treasures. Overwhelmed by the Vesuvius explosion, the two cities have been preserved down to the elaborate floor mosaics, colourful frescoes and even the masonry beds in the brothel. After a heated day visiting the sights, the underground system of Naples is a breath of fresh air. Guided tours through half-a-meter wide black water canals and war bunkers will induce some level

of claustrophobia in everyone. So head down to Naples’ most sought after pizzeria, Da Michele, afterwards. Having only two classic pizzas on offer, this buffet is constantly packed to the last seat. If it’s a soul-soothing hideaway you’re looking for, don’t look too far. Capri, the luxurious island with its enchanting narrow streets and heavenly lemons is, by no accident, called a true paradise. However, the coastal cities such as Amalfi, Positano or Sorrento are not far behind when it comes to atmospheric feasting. Everywhere, you can rent a boat or take a diving class or you can relax on one of the thousands of beautifully secluded beaches with sparkling blue waters. As a cherry on top, the coastal villages are known for their custom-made leather sandals which can be ready for you within hours. Campania is a region often overlooked, which makes it a true treasure trove of traditional Italian culture and history, bewitching even the most convinced cynics with its romantic powers.

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Aimee Speight recommends a trip to Yorkshire. Whilst the idea of sunning yourself on the shores of the Caribbean is no doubt alluring, the stark reality is that most of us skint students can scarcely afford the taxi to the airport, let alone long-haul flights and beautiful hotels. However, that is not to say that we are trapped in the confines of Egham with no possible hope of a break away; there are plenty of hidden holiday gems up and down the country right here in dear old England. Where better to go in winter than the haunting landscapes of the Yorkshire Dales? A county steeped in history, there is of course the quaint village of Haworth; birth place of the Bronte sisters. Here, you can muse over the lofty views, take a wander around the Bronte museum and parsonage before stopping by the allegedly haunted ‘Black Bull Inn’ for a pint, where there is guaranteed to be an old Yorkshire man with a ghost story or two. The birthplace of Yorkshire pudding, the roast dinners in Yorkshire truly are first-class, with lots of pubs doing a great carvery for as little as £5. For the shopaholics out there, the White Rose centre in Leeds is perfect to shake off the countryside for a little while and indulge in a little retail therapy, (‘little’ being the operative word; remember those uni fees!) With cosy B&B’s asking for prices starting at around £22 per person, per night, you can’t go wrong. So grab your mates, special someone, or even just that pile of work that might seem a whole heap easier with a fresh view from the window, get yourself a cheap train ticket and wrap yourselves up warm for a festive mini-break of pubs, Christmas markets and some truly spectacular views. Who needs Hawaii? Find out more at visityorkshire.co.uk

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LIFESTYLE

October-November

9 Nov - 5 Feb

Leonardo da Vinci: Painter at the Court of Milan, The National Gallery

highlights

Book for your chance to see the largest collection of Da Vinci’s work ever put on display! There will be works there that have never even been to the UK. The exhibition will focus on his techniques as a painter. So hurry and sign up for your slot! Students, £8

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Week #1 War Poets in Hampstead Parish Church, 16 Nov, Hampstead This year, in addition to the annual Remembrance Sunday Service at the church, you can attend an hour of war literature. The event starts at 1pm on the Wednesday. Pay your respects and immerse yourself in the infamous words of Shakespeare, Kipling, Brooke, Yeats and, naturally, Wilfred Owen and Siegfried Sassoon, as well as enjoying the beautiful surroundings. FREE

Carnaby Shopping Party,

17 Nov, Carnaby DUBSTEP Night, Street 17 Nov, Tommy’s From 5pm to 9pm Bar

you can make use Finally, a Dubstep of a 20% discount night at Royal in a whole range of Holloway, featuring shops in Carnaby. La Luka, Tiki, Participating shops DKS, Alex K and in include Pepe Economix. Head Jeans, Levi’s, Pretty over to Tommy’s at Green, Replay, 10.30pm and you as well as Dahlia, won’t be leaving Aqua, Lazy Oaf and until late that night. Sugarlesque. Update £3 your wardrobe, search for Christmas gifts, or just enjoy the complimentary drinks. There will also be live music and there always tons of café’s and bars where you relax postshopping. For a free ticket go to http://www.carnaby. co.uk/ Photo: HeyRocker (Flickr)

Week #2

Hyde Park Winter Wonderland, 18 Nov – 3 Jan, Hyde Park

The standard Christmas event returns to London to complete your winter. This time the ice rink - the biggest if its kind in the UK - will surround the Victorian Band Stand. With sparkly lights, the Christmas market and the grand Observation wheel, there is surely enough to make the visit worthwhile. Look for those essential Christmas decorations, gifts for relatives or just marvel at the handmade products. FREE

Cologne Christmas Market (in London), 18 Nov – 24 Dec, Queen’s Walk

An alternative to Winter Wonderland, you can visit the smaller market in Southwark. All the stands will sell unique crafts and Christmas present. The riverside is sure to create an amazing winter atmosphere. Feast on German treats such as Bratwurst and Glühwein or help yourself to another bag or roasted chestnuts. Complete with carousel. FREE

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Listings

2 - 4 December

30 November

Taste of Christmas, Excel, London

4Theatre Craft, London Coliseum

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The Hip-Hop Shakespeare Company Live, 19 Nov, The Bear Pit, London

The show kicks off at 7pm. Go and have a laugh at the live band that sings and raps Shakespeare. Here’s a chance to see undiscovered youth putting on a very different sort of production. FREE

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‘The beyond the stage careers fair’ is an oppotunity for anyone interested in a behindthe-scenes career to find out more. This can be anything from costumes to lighting to writing. The event is open to everyone between the ages of 17-25. Join a workshop, listen to professionals and find contacts. Book a place for any of the events at http://www.theatrecraft.org or you won’t be allowed in!

Looking for new recipe ideas this Christmas? You’ll find them at this year’s culinary Christmas event. Find celebrity chefs, demonstrations, classes, a market and lots of taster sessions. Watch Jamie Oliver and Hugh FearnleyWhittingstall at the opening show. other chefs will also be on hand to offer you tips and samples. Top restaurants making an appearance include Asia de Cuba, Roast and The Cinnamon Club. Find your festive spirit! £17.50

Week #3 Stewart Lee Carpet Remnant World, 15 Nov 10 Feb, Leicester Square Theatre

Stewart Lee’s back and ready to present a new solo show this winter. The production will be running for two whole months, enough time for you to get your act together and buy tickets. £15.50-£21.50

SURHUL Art Exhibit, 24 Nov, Tommy’s Bar

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The first art exhibit will coincide with Arts night and will offer you a chance to observe the varied art-scene at Royal Holloway.

The exhibition of paintings, drawings and photographs will be held from 12pm until 6pm with the bar open as usual. It will be part of both the ‘RAG’ and the ‘Love Your Neighbour’ campaigns. Other groups involved are the Art society, Photography society, Culturama and the Anime/Manga society. FREE

one’s not to be missed! £20-£59.50

Sleeping Beauty, Until 21 Dec, The Royal Opera House

A ballet classic. Head down to London for a magical show. Akane Takada makes her debut as Aurora. Tickets are available for a range of prices. £5-£117

Matilda, The Musical, All week, Cambridge Theatre Watch the musical version of Roald Dahl’s children’s novel about a brilliant child with secret powers. This

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Opera Holloway’s Fairy Tale Season Opens with Hansel and Gretel Following the huge success of The Marriage of Figaro in June 2011, Opera Holloway is pleased to announce its upcoming production of Humperdinck’s Hansel and Gretel, which will take place on the 9th and 10th December Photo: Krystn Palmer 2011 at Royal Holloway University. The event the two young siblings performance on Saturday kicks off the group’s who get lost in the 10th December being a fairy tale season, which woods, ‘rescued’ by a dedicated charity gala. continues in June wicked witch and lured Save the Children 2012 with Massenet’s into her gingerbread works in more than 120 Cinderella. home. Can they escape countries around the Formed in 2009 by a and save themselves world, saving children’s group of Royal Holloway before it’s too late? lives, fighting for their undergraduates, Opera The cleverly reworked rights and helping them Holloway aims to translation into English fulfil their potential. provide young singers features moments of Save the Children strives with the opportunity comic genius, and with to achieve immediate to participate in high a young cast full of and lasting change in quality opera productions enthusiasm and talent, children’s lives and to while simultaneously transform the making opera way in which Opera Holloway’s Hansel and accessible world treats to people of Gretel provides the perfect the its children. all ages and Opera Holloway family outing...Designed backgrounds. supports The last few specifically to appeal to an fully the charity’s months have audience of all ages. work and hopes seen the to inject some group perform concerts Opera Holloway’s Hansel magic into the lives of of operatic repertoire and Gretel provides the those who need it during throughout the south perfect family outing this their fairy-tale season. of England, as well as winter. The production Opera Holloway leading several school has been designed performs Humperdinck’s opera workshops. On top specifically to appeal to Hansel and Gretel of intensive rehearsals, an audience of all ages, at Royal Holloway the next months will see and will feature students University on 9th and the group participating from The Marist School, 10th December 2011. in a masterclass with Ascot in the chorus. Tickets are £13/£9/£5. Scottish soprano As well as providing To book tickets, call Janis Kelly, as well as the perfect winter 07792240698, or e-mail performing concerts in evening’s entertainment, operaholloway@gmail. Sussex and Berkshire. the performances will com. Also visit www. One of the world’s best be raising money for operaholloway.co.uk. loved operas, Hansel and international charity Save Gretel tells the famous the Children, with the LAURIE O’BRIEN Brothers Grimm tale of THE ORBITAL NOVEMBER 2011

Community Action Photo: RHUL Bears Womens’ Rugby

Community Action: Strength in Numbers

4 Jack Smale reports on how Men’s and Women’s Rugby have been working together to help the local community

s part of Community Action’s push to get more students volunteering in the local community, the Men’s and Women’s Rugby Clubs united on Saturday 5 October, to help clear cut down a series of trees from the St. Ann’s Hill woods in Chertsey. Runnymede Council’s ‘Tree Office’ is keen to promote a return of natural flora to the area, and is currently undertaking a huge project to scale back the invasive laurels that have colonised the area. For this, a number of students from a variety of local institutions have been recruited, and on this occasion those from Royal Holloway were joined by representatives from the nearby Anglo-American School and the local Scout troop. Following a brief safety demonstration, the two clubs set to work on what proved to be quite a physically demanding task for even

the fittest of rugby players. Despite this, those who are more accustomed to sizing up and chopping down players on the rugby pitch found themselves quite enjoying their new found roles as lumberjacks. At the heart of this exercise was teamwork, and the two clubs pulled together clearing their respective sections in an efficient and methodical manner. The stronger members, predominantly the burlier forwards, were entrusted with hacksaws to scythe through the trunks, whilst those remaining (largely the weedier backs), were charged with moving the fallen debris. A doubly positive result was achieved as the public footpaths, which are regularly used by ramblers and dog walkers alike, became less encroached by the overgrown foliage and consequently easier to traverse. Both clubs have already lined up a number of future volunteering projects, as they continue to recognise value that

constructive bonding off the field can bring to their performance on it – both club’s First XVs have enjoyed unbeaten runs so far. But more importantly, the benefits to the local community are huge since many projects cannot run successfully without the support of student volunteers. Once you get stuck in you usually end up having a great time, and at the end of the day any kind of extracurricular activities add huge amounts of value to your CV. Whilst the tree cutting may not have been the most exciting project in the world, the banter made it thoroughly enjoyable nevertheless. If you’re not part of a club or society that is quite so proactive as the Rugby Clubs, you can still get involved by visiting www.rhul.ac.uk/volunteering and registering to receive regular updates from the Community Action team. So what are you waiting for, get volunteering today!

Men’s Rugby continue impressive form

4 Ed Brown updates us on Men’s Rugby, their thrashing of Portsmouth, and their unbeaten season so far...

n Wednesday 2 November Royal Holloway Men’s Rugby First XV beat Portsmouth Second XV 28-3 to continue their 100% winning streak. In gloomy, overcast conditions, the Holloway Rangers were defiant, scoring four tries. It was definitely a day for the forwards with Guy Hennings, Anthony Kent and Will Clark (x2) all on the scoresheet. Without injured fly half Dom Matthews, the Rangers drafted in Ben Bayley for kicking duties who impressed with two successful conversions. However, the team’s injury problems sportandsocs@theorbital.co.uk

persisted as Bayley himself limped off in the closing stages. Fortunately, James Issacs was on hand to take and duly slotted a late penalty to add to Portsmouth’s misery. At scrum and line-out time, the forwards asserted their authority with James Lynch catching everything fired at him, as well as gobbling up opposition throws with ease. The rangers were solid at the breakdown and looked comfrotable in defence, making a series of big hits that saw Porstmouth battered and bruised come full-time. The backs put in a solid performance,

but were largely sidelined as the forwards recycled the ball time and time again. One of Portsmouth’s few chances was superbly held up on the line by Will Clark and Andrew Bullmore, both of whom have been consumate professionals since gaining places on the College’s ‘Performance Package’ scheme. With the Rangers now sitting at the top of the table with four wins from four, they will now have a well-deserved week off. However, it is not party time just yet with sterner tests awaiting them in coming weeks, inlcuding a daunting trip to second placed Sussex.

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Dance Society News 4Dance Society writes about what they have been up to recently...

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oyal Holloway’s Dance Society aims to be the biggest and most buzzing society on campus, offering classes, shows, competitions, socials, volunteering, fundraising and so much more. I guess it’s easy to see why we won society of the year last year! We’ve been hugely successful during the start of the year, with a record number of students signing up at Freshers’ Fayre. Every week has seen a busy schedule of classes, running on a drop-in basis and ranging from hiphop, breaking, ballet and tap. People can make new friends, improve their technique, learn how to busta’ move on the dance floor as well as keep fit. Dance busily organised it’s part in the collaborative show ‘A Night at the Theatre’ earlier this year, featuring 9 societies on campus. Frantic rehearsals for routines paid off through performance and now we’re preparing for the upcoming competition that RHUL Dance Soc are hosting this term. On 26th November, lots of universities will be battling for dance supremacy

on the SU stage while also hosting a special performance by the dance troupe PLAGUE, recently crowned UK and international hip-hop champions. Everybody is welcome to come and cheer on the RHUL dancers as well as join in the fun on what promises to be an incredible day and event. Rehearsals for the dance society annual show “Dreams in Motion” are under way. We encourage people to come along to classes and find out what we’re all about! Dance members have been fundraising all around university these past few weeks, raising money for the DanceAid, who we will continue to support at our competition. On Tuesday 8th November watch out for dancers outside the Windsor building hosting an all-day danceathon; supported by Insanity Radio. Please come along and watch us embarrass ourselves and contribute to this amazing cause! Dance society is open to everyone, and we mean EVERYONE!!! Get in contact with us to get involved.

Love Sport... Hate Bad Attitude

4Dan Garbutt, SURHUL Sports Officer, tells us why RHUL sport teams should support one another

ensions run high in sport, tempers flare on pitch, and harsh words are shouted across the sidelines, all in the emotion that surrounds competitiveness. But recently, there have been some bad feelings between our sports teams off pitch. Now I’m not talking about friendly banter; that’s a huge part of sport and should be kept in good fun. It’s the more damaging personal and thoughtless attitudes that need a closer look. As sports players we understand

the necessity of working as a team. Hundreds of catches would be missed in rugby if not for everyone working together to push someone to receive the ball. One person could not field a cricket team. Where we as a university can sometimes falter is in extending that spirit of acceptance and cooperation to other sports teams. We are all in this together. We must share resources and facilities in order to put the university we all love, and all call home, on the

map. Holloway is a community, a family. We celebrate our successes, commiserate our loses, and above all we encourage one another. We play our chosen sports because we love them. We try hard because we love our University. Disrespecting, beyond banter, those who choose to love other sports is a serious act of bad sportsmanship. Holloway does not play without honour, so do not dishonour Royal Holloway, your sports club, and most of all, yourself.

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Sexuality in sport

History Society Presents:

The Blitz Ball

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4Kate Osmon, Second Year History Undergraduate, on History Society’s Blitz Ball.

adies and Gentlemen, it’s that time of year again; the annual History Society Blitz Ball is finally upon us. Undisputedly, it’s the society’s biggest event of the year and open to all – even those who are not members! The ball promises a 1940s-style singer, fabulous music and a great bar; all this from inside the iconic Founders Dining Hall. It’s all Glenn Miller, Jitterbugging and ‘We’ll Meet Again’; a nostalgic look back into the past and a wonderful excuse to get all dressed-up! Of course, we don’t all have a spare World War II uniform at the back of our cupboards. If I’m honest, I’d be worried if you did! Sadly, neither have I come across a faux-fur stole, nor a pair of long cotton gloves to

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complete my ‘look’. I’ve done my research by googling ‘1940s fashion’, ‘1940s Women’ and ‘1940s Vogue’; turns out I don’t have any vintage clothing. However, what I did discover is that there’s a lot to live up to and those young women were incredibly beautiful and glamorous. Not one to lose heart, I continued my search for something achievable and inexpensive. Whilst the Marcel Wave remains beyond my hairstyling expertise and my ability to use curling tongs is strictly limited, my hair will have to suffice in some kind of easily-achieved up-do. Armed only with a black dress, a bright red lipstick and a lot of enthusiasm, I have every intention of giving this vintage style a good go!

I figure that rouged lips will detract from all that anyhow. Come on Ladies; let’s get our glam on! For an evening of dancing, drinking and outrageous patriotism (guests can expect to see Union Flags en masse), this is where you need to be. Thankfully, I can confidently say that we can dance the night away and it won’t be interrupted by an air raid siren…perhaps just Founders fire alarm instead? TICKETS ON SALE NOW: £12 for members, £15 for non-members. Remember the event is open to everyone (not just the History Society)! You can find out more at ‘RHUL’s History Society’ group page on Facebook.

GAME ON!

SPORT & SOCS

Where the lads and lasses of Royal Holloway battle it out. Contact us to put a team-mate, friend or society member forward. All entries to editor@theorbital.co.uk

Which Insanity Radio presenters will win this issue’s battle? Will Faisal Khan & Dan Kelly rule the waves? Or will James Hearn & Andrew Hutchinson bring music to our ears?

MINDFLUX We need an original name for a radio show...what you got?

Got to go with our own ‘Mindflux’ name! Partially through laziness, but also we think it’s a witty little play on words...yeah. Shameless plug there. 0

Sports - ‘What’s the Scorebital’ Heavy Metal - ‘Hardcorebital’ Politics - ‘Jack Strawbital’.

What’s the quickest show you’ve ever conjured up?

Does a show improvised on the spot count? Yeah, we’re pros.

Well, because we write the B-Playlist for Insanity, plus degree procrastination = finding new music, we’re normally well prepared for our show. 0

Faisal’s confident he could operate the studio blindfolded, while Dan thinks remembering to turn the mics off on air so we aren’t caught singing and swearing is the first step to greatness...otherwise we’re slick!

Drew’s ineptitude on the controls has seen him banished from the hot seat. It is left to James to harness our multitude of custom jingles and soundbites, achieved with mixed results.

I don’t think choosing a song with the repeated backdrop of ‘OH SHIT’ went down a treat in second year...we never recovered...

Drew’s mum emailed in asking for a shoutout, so live on air he said “before moving on to the next song, I’d just like to plug my mum.” A few seconds of deadly silence followed, before quickly going into a jingle. 1

Worst state you’ve ever presented in?

Faisal presenting with the flu, drugged up on ibuprofen, while Dan walked out mid-show to literally pass out outside...not exactly the pinnacle of health at that point. 1

Our first ever show followed a night out in Brighton to see Snoop Dogg. Three hours sleep and far too many gin and juices...the last place we wanted to be was the studio. 0

Music or Chat?

Quality tracks embedded in witty banter = the perfect combo. Just having one or the 1 other doesn’t bring the masses!

Is this one of those chicken or egg, what came first questions? In which case: music.

How are your skills in the studio on the controls?

0.5

Greatest mess-up live on air and how did you recover?

3.5 FINAL SCORE

DIRTY BIT

While both shows seem to be burdened by a maverick co-host on the controls, your additional tendency to get caught singing along shows you up. Improvising on the spot is a tricky skill, especially if presenters are collapsing all over the place! But you seem to have the best approach to getting the most listeners. Congrats!

0.5

2.5 Drew’s incestuous confession on air certainly won hands down, and if the test was purely on that answer I can’t think of anyone who can beat it! Despite this, and your creativity with name creation, a bad hangover and being far too organised let you down!

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