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SUMMER 2013
highlights this season…
PRISCILLA QUEEN OF THE DESERT GRANDPA IN MY POCKET JOSEPH AND THE AMAZING TECHNICOLOR DREAMCOAT AIDA ELKIE BROOKS NEW JERSEY NIGHTS
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It’s been 30 years since His Royal Highness The Duke of Kent officially opened The Orchard Theatre and to celebrate this milestone we have special events planned throughout the year as well as four top musicals to mark this occasion. So make sure you and your family are ready to join in the fun!
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SUMMER 2013 DELICIOUS BAR SNACK MENU If you are looking for a light bite to eat then our bar snack menu offers tasty treats to tempt all tastebuds! From delicious garlic bread to tender chicken goujons, we have something to truly satisfy everyone! AT THE ORCHARD THEATRE
The Orchard Theatre’s Restaurant is the perfect place to dine before watching the show.
BEAT THE QUEUE PRE-ORDER YOUR DRINKS Jump the queues at the interval by pre-ordering your interval drinks.
Our talented chefs use only the freshest seasonal flavours to create a selection of sumptuous dishes. With two and three-course options available and The Restaurant open two and a half hours before every show, you’ll have plenty of time to relax and enjoy your meal in style. Your table also awaits you during the interval of the show where you can enjoy a pre-ordered drink in the comfortable surroundings of The Restaurant.
Our staff will happily take your order before the performance and have your purchase prepared as the curtain comes down on the first half of the show.
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SUN 12 MAY 7.30PM
MON 13 MAY 2.30PM
TUE 14 MAY 7.30PM
THE SEARCHERS
WE’LL MEET AGAIN
HORMONAL HOUSEWIVES
The Searchers celebrate their 50th anniversary year with classic hits such as Sweets For My Sweet; Needles and Pins; and When You Walk In The Room.
The record-breaking rousing wartime cavalcade returns to The Orchard Theatre for a fabulous Monday matinee.
Combined with anecdotes and reminiscences, this concert includes all of their many hits and a selection of other well-known favourites. TICKETS £19.50* CONCESSIONS £2.00 off
FRI 10 MAY BAR 7PM EVENT 8PM TICKETS £34.00
ULTIMATE BUBLÉ includes three-course meal
Recreating the spirit of the wartime era in a nostalgic afternoon of entertainment which recollects the music and memories of a bygone era. TICKETS £13.50* TICKETS & PRE-SHOW LUNCH £26.50* POST-SHOW TEA & CAKE £3.00
SAT 11 MAY BAR 6PM EVENT 7.30PM TICKETS £39.00
FAWLTY TOWERS DINNER SHOW
Starring Toyah Willcox
Following on from their hugely-successful 2012 tour, the Hormonal Housewives are back with hilarious all-new sketches plus the best bits from last time. Join punk legend and critically-acclaimed actress Toyah Willcox (Diary of a Call Girl) alongside the returning funny girl Julie Coombe for an hilarious evening – what they can’t teach you about modern womanhood isn’t worth knowing! TICKETS £21.00* GROUPS 10+ Buy ten tickets and get one free
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THU 16 MAY 7.30PM
SAT 18 MAY 7.45PM
SUN 19 MAY 7.30PM
RAT PACK LIVE
PUPPETRY OF THE PENIS
SHAOLIN WARRIORS
They were the definition of cool during their Vegas heyday – Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jnr and Frank Sinatra.
An unforgettable evening of comic brilliance, this mindblowing show features two strapping Australians who manipulate their genitals into various shapes, objects and landmarks!
Dean Martin has triumphantly portrayed Dino in the West End; Sammy Davis Jnr has performed with Judy Carmichael at New York’s Rainbow Rooms while Frank Sinatra’s performance in the West End hit Rat Pack Confidential is described by The Telegraph as ‘...sings the hits with style’ Join the UK’s No1 Dean, Sammy and Frank show. Prepare to experience the definition of cool. TICKETS £21.00*, £22.00* GROUPS 10+ Buy ten tickets and get one free
Return of the Master
A new show guaranteed to tickle parts you never knew you had! CONTAINS FULL NUDITY TICKETS £20.50*
16+
Be prepared to be amazed and thrilled in this spectacular and breath-taking extravaganza. Returning to The Orchard Theatre with a new show, the story of the warrior will be brought to life on stage and vividly depicts the rarely-seen Kung Fu masters’ feats of agility, strength and skill, using Buddhist Meditation and their rigorous martial arts training. TICKETS £19.50*, £22.50* FAMILY TICKET £70.00* (2 adults, 2 children) PREMIERE CARD £10.00 off a pair of tickets GROUPS 10+ 10% off
WED 15 MAY 8PM
JACK DEE
16+
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TUE 21 – THU 23 MAY TUE 1.30PM, 3.30PM, WED & THU 10.30AM, 1.30PM Scamp Theatre & Watford Palace Theatre present
TIDDLER
And Other Terrific Tales From Julia Donaldson & Axel Scheffler Under the sea, out on the farm and into the jungle, these terrific tales are woven together with live music, puppetry and a whole host of colourful characters from their best-loved titles: Tiddler, Monkey Puzzle, The Smartest Giant in Town and A Squash and a Squeeze. Funky moves, toe tapping tunes and giggles are guaranteed. TICKETS £11.00* FAMILY TICKET £40.00* (2 adults, 2 children) SCHOOLS & GROUPS 10+ £8.50 buy ten tickets and get one free CHILDREN’S MENU
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SAT 25 MAY 7PM
SUN 26 MAY 7.30PM
75th anniversary of the most famous jazz concert of all time
REFLECTIONS
BENNY GOODMAN’S 1938 CARNEGIE HALL CONCERT
recreated sensationally by Pete Long’s All-Star Goodmen Orchestra with American singer Joan Viskant Sing, Sing, Sing, Don’t Be That Way, One O’Clock Jump, China Boy and Big John Special are all there, in fact the entire 1938 repertoire. This is a must for big band fans and all music lovers. 75 years later the music is still amazing, and Pete Long’s All-Stars and Joan Viskant bring it alive with outstanding musicianship and excitement. TICKETS £20.00* PREMIERE CARD £2.00 off
Of A Rock & Roll Tour
Reflections Of A Rock & Roll Tour celebrates some of very best of British classic rock and pop including the hits of The Moody Blues, The Hollies, Cliff Richard, and The Manfreds. With a cracking team of top professional musicians and singers, all of whom have played with the artists being celebrated in this cracking show, this will be an authentic night like no other! TICKETS £19.50* PREMIERE CARD £1.00 off
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WED 29 – FRI 31 MAY CELEBRATING THE WORLD’S GREATEST MUSICALS! Three Phantoms from Andrew Lloyd Webber’s eponymous musical are set to haunt, host and perform in a unique event where musical theatre meets the Rat Pack! Earl Carpenter, Matthew Cammelle and Stephen John Davis have all played, to huge critical acclaim, the mysterious Phantom in Cameron Mackintosh’s and The Really Useful Company’s production of Andrew Lloyd Webber’s The Phantom of the Opera. They are joined by the fantastic Rebecca Caine in a superb show that features songs from Les Misérables, West Side Story, Spamalot, Kiss Me Kate, The Scarlet Pimpernel, Rock of Ages and Wicked to name but a few. This unmissable concert concludes by celebrating what has become the world’s most successful entertainment phenomenon, the story of The Phantom of the Opera. Three Phantoms is in no way connected with and/or approved/endorsed by Really Useful Group or Andrew Lloyd Webber.
7.30PM, THU MAT 2.30PM TICKETS £21.00* – £30.00* CONCESSIONS £2.50 off WED 7.30PM & THU 2.30PM PREMIERE CARD Two tickets for the price of one WED 29 MAY 7.30PM GROUPS 10+ 10% off plus buy ten tickets and get one free * A £1.50 per ticket booking fee will be added to all transactions unless stated otherwise. See Booking Information page for details.
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18+
LADIES’ NIGHT The ultimate girls’ night out! Enjoy a delicious three-course meal before an hilarious drag queen leads you through an evening of tantalising fun and outrageous entertainment from our hunky male dancers! Contains nudity. BAR OPENS 7PM EVENT 8PM – 12.30AM IN THE MAIN AUDITORIUM TICKETS £34.00 SUN 2 JUNE 7.30PM
THE BROTHERS GIBB A stunning concert which celebrates the greatest hits of the world’s foremost songwriters and the undisputed champions of popular music – The Bee Gees. With breathtaking authenticity and flawless musicianship, The Brothers Gibb will take you on a roller-coaster ride through four decades of non-stop hits from The Bee Gees to the disco explosion of the 70s! TICKETS £19.50* PREMIERE CARD £5.00 off a pair of tickets
TUE 4 JUNE 7.30PM
MIKE OLDFIELD’S TUBULAR BELLS ‘FOR TWO’
When Mike Oldfield released his 1973 masterpiece, Tubular Bells, it required more than 30 musicians to perform it. Now, 40 years on, performed by just two massively talented musicians, this thrilling show recreates the album on stage, in real time in a unique and compelling theatrical experience. TICKETS £20.00*
THU 6 JUNE 7.30PM
THE COUNTERFEIT STONES
Knock Up Your Daughters Don’t miss The Counterfeit Stones as they celebrate their 21st anniversary tour of this hilarious live music mockumentary, charting the history of The Rolling Stones from 1962 onwards. Skilfully combining classic hits, retro costumes and a good dose of humour, this ultimate ‘shamrock’ experience will intoxicate young and old alike. TICKETS £20.50* CONCESSIONS £1.50 off PREMIERE CARD £5.00 off a pair of tickets
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A NIGHT OF DIRTY DANCING
Relive the summer of ’63 and have the time of your life with A Night of Dirty Dancing. Presented by an all-star cast, which includes West End performers, this amazing show recreates the truly iconic Dirty Dancing and features songs including She’s Like The Wind, Do You Love Me and Hungry Eyes. Not affiliated with Dirty Dancing: The Classic Story On Stage currently on tour.
TICKETS £22.50* PREMIERE CARD £5.00 off a pair of tickets GROUPS 10+ Buy ten tickets and get one free
SAT 8 JUNE BAR 6PM EVENT 7.30PM
FAWLTY TOWERS DINNER SHOW Enjoy a delicious three-course meal whilst an interactive comedy is hosted by Basil Fawlty, his long-suffering wife Sybil and their confused but loyal waiter Manuel! Performed in The Orchard Theatre’s Restaurant as you dine, this is a spectacular tribute to the iconic British sitcom. Everything that can go wrong will and as you, the dining audience are part of the show, you will gain first-hand experience of the Fawlty’s famous hospitality, comical mishaps and manic mayhem…just don’t mention the war! TICKETS £39.00 including three-course meal
MON 10 JUNE 7.30PM
BEING TOMMY COOPER
14+
Las Vegas 1954. In a small hotel room the up-and-coming Tommy Cooper faces the prospect of his first big failure. With the show closing and a warring relationship with his manager, Tommy finds an offer on the table and a drink in his hand. Powerful, provocative, painfully funny and true, Tom Green’s astonishing play finds both the brilliance in Britain’s most famous comic and explores the pressures and loneliness of fame. TICKETS £18.00* CONCESSIONS £13.00 GROUPS 8+ £15.00 PREMIERE CARD £13.00
THU 13 JUNE 7.45PM Last chance to see the 2013 production!
THAT’LL BE THE DAY Prepare yourself for a party as the legendary That’ll Be The Day, the nation’s favourite rock ‘n’ roll variety show, returns by popular demand. Now in its 27th year of touring, this hugely entertaining rock ‘n’ roll spectacular features a new line up of knock-out hits from the 50s, 60s, and 70s, mixed with zany new comedy routines! TICKETS £24.50*
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ROYAL PHILHARMONIC ORCHESTRA SAT 15 JUNE 7.30PM
LAST NIGHT OF THE PROMS FRI 14 JUNE 7.45PM
MAGIC
A Kind of Queen Experience A Kind of Queen as Magic perform all the band’s greatest hits in this brand-new show. Roger Brown’s dynamic lead vocals are enhanced by two guitars, bass, drums and the brilliant piano and keyboard skills of Dave Chapman, producing a sound that is second to none in a world-class show you will remember! While not attempting to emulate Queen visually, Magic creates all the excitement of a live Queen show – not to be missed. TICKETS £18,00*, £19.00* PREMIERE CARD £5.00 off
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An extravaganza of Proms favourites and well-loved classical masterpieces, including: Elgar’s Pomp and Circumstance March No.1, Grieg’s Morning from Peer Gynt Suite, Wood’s Fantasia on British Sea Songs (excerpts), Puccini’s Nessun Dorma, Arne’s Rule, Britannia!, Tchaikovsky’s Waltz of the Flowers, Saint-Saëns’ Danse Macabre... and many more! NEW FOR 2013! A special feature marking the 60th Anniversary of HM The Queen’s 1953 Coronation, with music by Vaughan Williams, Purcell, Walton and Elgar. Conductor: Nick Davies Tenor: John Hudson SAT 16 NOVEMBER 7.30PM
TCHAIKOVSKY GALA
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DISCOUNT A spectacular celebration of Tchaikovsky’s finest works, including sunny Capriccio Italien, the monumental Piano Concerto No.1, Romeo and TICKETS £15.50* – £32.00* CONCESSIONS £2.00 off Juliet Fantasy Overture – the tale of PREMIERE CARD £5.00 off Shakespeare’s star-crossed lovers, GROUPS 10+ Buy ten and the explosive 1812 Overture. tickets and get one free Conductor: Timothy Henty
With special guest soloist; winner of the 2013 Hastings International Piano Concerto Competition
plus one free concert programme per ticket purchased UNDER 16s £10.00* tickets on selected seats only
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TJ HIGGS
This performance is experimental/investigational. There are no guaranteed or certain results and the show is for the purposes of entertainment.
Described as ‘A Thoroughly Modern Medium’, TJ Higgs brings a unique approach to mediumship to The Orchard Theatre. Her genuine warmth and caring nature is plain for all to see. Bright and bubbly on stage, the evidence and proof that she brings through from loved ones to her audience is second to none. Delivering messages with the utmost accuracy, compassion and finer detail, TJ will leave you in no doubt that she connects with the spirit world. TICKETS £17.50*
WED 19 JUNE 7.30PM
JIMMY GREAVES At 70 Tour Enjoy a night out with England’s greatest ever goal scorer Jimmy Greaves, when he makes a welcome return to Dartford with his great talk show. Hear from the funniest footballer ever as he tells tales from a great career in football and TV. The show is compered by Jimmy’s friend and agent, Terry Baker, and ends with a question and answer session – so make sure you have your questions ready. TICKETS £18.50*
Back to
the 80s
FRI 21 JUNE
25+
Time to dig out those leg-warmers and don your headbands for this fun-filled neon night out! Totally retro and full of your favourite 80s anthems, our DJ will have you partying the night away. Dance yourself dizzy, knowing that every penny of your ticket price is going to Great Ormond Street Hospital Charity. A fabulous cause and a fabulous night out! No roller skates allowed! EVENT 8PM – 1AM (IN THE MAIN AUDITORIUM) TICKETS £5.00
SAT 22 JUNE
COMEDY CURRY
18+
Join us for an evening of the very latest in up-and-coming comedy talent with a delicious Indian buffet. Our curry and comedy combo is perfect for getting together with friends, family or work colleagues and is a great opportunity to see some emerging acts straight from the London circuit. BAR OPENS 7PM EVENT 8PM – 12.30AM (IN THE MAIN AUDITORIUM) TICKETS £32.00
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BOOK ONLINE orchardtheatre.co.uk FRI 28 JUNE 8PM
MOTOWN’S GREATEST HITS How Sweet It Is
The ultimate celebration of the sweet sound of Motown! Now in its 11th successive year, this stunning show features some of the classic hits from artists including Lionel Richie, The Temptations and Stevie Wonder. With the slickest choreography and an amazing band, you’ll enjoy one of the best Motown experiences you will ever have. TICKETS £22.00* GROUPS 10+ £3.00 off
SAT 29 JUNE 7.30PM
HATS OFF TO LED ZEPPELIN
Travel back in time with four top class musicians who will recreate Led Zeppelin’s magical concerts. With Peter Eldridge from the West End production of We Will Rock You and Jack Tanner and Kevin Oliver Jones from the world tours of Thriller Live among others, Hats Off To Led Zeppelin is a stunning tribute to the greatest rock band ever. TICKETS £18.50* CONCESSIONS £2.00 off PREMIERE CARD £5.00 off a pair of tickets GROUPS 10+ Buy ten tickets and get one free
THU 18 JULY 7.30PM
AN EVENING OF BURLESQUE
18+
Britain’s biggest burlesque extravaganza returns for its second sizzling, sell-out spectacular. For 2013, a fresh cast of burlesque all-stars are unveiled. Join a riotous romp into the bizarre world of burlesque and cutting-edge variety. It’s the slickest, wickedly wittiest, most delightfully choreographed cabaret spectacular of the year. TICKETS £22.50* GROUPS 10+ Buy ten tickets and get one free
SUN 21 JULY 7.30PM
THE ALL-NEW CHICAGO BLUES BROTHERS REVUE
Following their successful and critically-acclaimed Sweet Home Chicago tour, The Chicago Blues Brothers are back and celebrating over 30 years of the Blues Brothers phenomenon. With a great 10-piece band, the stars of the show not only entertain with a great storyline but also sing classics from Aretha Franklin, James Brown and Cab Calloway! TICKETS £17.00*, £19.00*
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‘A magical show …perfect’ Nottingham Post ‘Fresh, bright and funny… lovingly done’ The Stage WED 31 JULY – SUN 4 AUGUST
Written by Mellie Buse & Jan Page
Sunnysands Pirate, Horatio Heave Ho takes Jason and Jemima on a pirate adventure in search of treasure. But when things go wrong, it’s time for Grandpa to put on his Shrinking Cap and save the day. It’s Teamwork! A brand-new story told by a young ensemble cast who bring all your favourite Sunnysands characters and places to life before your eyes. Imaginative and highly theatrical, children will fall in love with Grandpa in my Pocket all over again. WED & FRI 5PM, THU & SUN 11AM & 2.30PM, SAT 2PM & 5.30PM TICKETS £13.00*, £15.00* CHILDREN’S UNDER 16s £2.00 off MENU AVAILABLE FOR JUST FAMILY TICKET £52.00* (2 adults, 2 children) GROUPS 10+ 10% off BOOK ONLINE AT PREMIERE CARD FAMILY TICKET orchardtheatre.co.uk £42.00 (two adults, two children)
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Based upon the television series Grandpa in my Pocket produced by Adastra Creative Limited.
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Production Photographs © Robert Workman
Grandpa in my Pocket comes to the stage with a whole new ‘Grandpa’ theatre experience for young fans of the hugely popular CBeebies television series.
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THE ORCHARD THEATRE’S SUMMER YOUTH PROJECT
THU 22 – SAT 24 AUGUST Last year’s Summer Youth Project Annie was a huge success and we cannot wait for 2013’s Summer Youth Project Footloose! In just two weeks, our cast of 200 young people work with a highly-skilled professional creative team and have lots of fun learning, rehearsing and performing Footloose. Set in the small town of Beaumont, where dancing is banned, Footloose is an exciting story that explodes with dance energy. Follow Ren as he overcomes the boundaries facing the young people of the town in a musical that is sure to get the audience on their feet. CHILDREN’S MENU
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Summer Youth Project is run by The Orchard Theatre on behalf of the HQ Theatres Trust. Charity Registration Number: 1145989
STAGE ADAPTATION by DEAN PITCHFORD and WALTER BOBBIE BASED ON THE ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY by DEAN PITCHFORD MUSIC by TOM SNOW LYRICS by DEAN PITCHFORD ADDITIONAL MUSIC by ERIC CARMEN, SAMMY HAGAR, KENNY LOGGINS and JIM STEINMAN An amateur production by arrangement with R&H Theatricals Europe Ltd.
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THU 8 AUGUST 7.30PM
SAT 31 AUGUST 7.30PM
DANCING QUEEN
ELKIE BROOKS
Dancing Queen ‘The Concert’ is an action packed party show featuring all the greatest hits from Abba, Grease and the biggest hits from the 70s. Featuring songs such as Dancing Queen, Waterloo, Mamma Mia, Summer Nights, Grease, Car Wash and YMCA, Dancing Queen is the ultimate show.
Elkie Brooks is now in the fifth decade of her career and with numerous hit singles, million-selling albums and awards, her annual tours are a treat for fans old and new.
TICKETS £19.50* PREMIERE CARD £2.00 off GROUPS 10+ £2.00 off
Performing some of her classic hits, blues and jazz, an evening with Elkie is guaranteed to entertain. TICKETS £24.00* PREMIERE CARD £2.00 off
SUN 1 SEPTEMBER 11AM – 3PM
OPEN DAY Come and join us backstage as we open up The Orchard Theatre for you to explore! In a fun-filled day for the whole family we lift the curtain on the exciting world of theatre plus you can enjoy some menu samples from The Orchard Theatre’s kitchen! We look forward to sharing some theatrical magic with you. TICKETS FREE
NEW SHOW JUST ANNOUNCED…
DES O’CONNOR WED 17 JULY 2.30PM Des O’Connor…World-class star and ultimate entertainer. Don’t miss this rare opportunity to see a true show business legend live on stage for a wonderful afternoon of comedy, laughter and music. TICKETS £19.00* TICKET AND PRE-SHOW LUNCH £32.00* POST-SHOW TEA AND CAKE £3.00
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Get ready as the West End smash-hit based on the best-selling book by Julia Donaldson and Axel Scheffler, flies into Dartford!
ROOM ON THE BROOM
How the cat purred and how the witch grinned, as they sat on their broomstick and flew through the wind… The witch and her cat are flying happily along on their broomstick – until a mighty wind blows the witch’s hat, bow and wand away into the night! All is not lost however, as with the help of a daft dog, a beautiful bird and friendly frog, her belongings are retrieved. But this broomstick’s not meant for five and – CRACK! – it snaps in two!
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When a hungry dragon appears, who will save the poor witch? And will there ever be room on the broom for everyone? Fasten your seatbelts for a rip-roaring ride on a truly magnificent broom in this magical, musical delight
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3+
MON 2 SEPTEMBER 7.30PM
THE JOHNNY CASH ROADSHOW Celebrate the career of music legend Johnny Cash, with The Johnny Cash Roadshow. Fronted by respected singer/songwriter Clive John and recreated with astounding accuracy and essence of what it was like to be at a real Cash show! Expect all the hits including Ring of Fire and Walk the Line plus an amazing video back-drop with evocative images and shots from Johnny Cash’s life. TICKETS £17.00*, £19.00* PREMIERE CARD £2.00 off
TUE 3 SEPTEMBER 7.30PM
SALLY MORGAN Direct from her new TV Series Psychic Sally On The Road on Sky Living, Britain’s best-loved celebrity psychic, Sally Morgan returns by overwhelming public demand. Sally’s amazing abilities and tremendous personality promise a unique theatrical experience, which is both hugely entertaining and enlightening. TICKETS £24.00 plus a £2.00 per ticket booking fee This performance is experimental/investigational. There are no guaranteed or certain results and the show is for the purpose of entertainment.
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BOOK ONLINE orchardtheatre.co.uk ‘THIS MUSICAL NOT ONLY GETS YOU IN THE MOOD, BUT KEEPS YOU THERE!’ EASTBOURNE HERALD
‘AN EVENING OF NOSTALGIA, GREAT PERFORMANCES AND WONDERFUL MUSIC’ SUSSEX EXPRESS
FEATURING LIVE 16-PIECE BIG BAND
WED 4 – THU 5 SEPTEMBER
Bugle Boy traces the life and loves of legendary music icon Glenn Miller from leaving college, through his search for a unique band sound, through to his time in the US Army, his famed PRE-SHOW A.E.F. Band and his sudden disappearance in mysterious circumstances. Featuring all of Glenn Miller’s famous and instantly recognisable tunes from Little Brown Jug to String Of Pearls; Moonlight Serenade to Pennsylvania 6-5000 and Chattanooga Choo Choo to Kalamazoo; this fantastic musical will once again put you…In The Mood. WED 7.30PM, THU 2.30PM & 7.30PM TICKETS £10.00* – £23.50* GROUPS 10+ £5.00 off CONCESSIONS £1.00 off PREMIERE CARD £5.00 off WED 4 SEPT 7.30PM
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80’s MANIA Experience a night of 80’s Mania as the show brings to the stage 25 chart-topping pop icons authentically recreated with live band and awesome dancers. Hear over 35 chart topping smash-hits from your favourite 80s bands including Duran Duran, Culture Club and Wham and many more! This will be a night of 80s hits that will make you want to dance in your seat! TICKETS £21.50* CHILDREN £18.00* PREMIERE CARD £2.00 off
SAT 7 – SUN 8 SEPTEMBER
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See Pat and his friends live on stage in an exciting new story – It’s showtime! It’s the day of the Greendale karaoke talent show and a top talent scout will be on the lookout for a rising star. Postman Pat has a new karaoke machine to deliver for the show – but when the machine breaks down it looks like the talent show might be in jeopardy. Can Pat save the day? Which of your favourite characters will take part? And who has a ‘golden’ voice. Come and find out! With songs, laughs and audience participation, together with brand-new scenery and costumes, Postman Pat Live is the must see show for 3-6 year olds this year – coming to your theatre very soon! Sat 1pm & 3.30pm Sun 11am TICKET £13.00* CHILDREN £11.00* FAMILY TICKET £40.00* (2 adults, 2 children)
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MON 9 – SAT 14 SEPTEMBER Get ready for the ride of your life! Priscilla Queen Of The Desert The Musical, the feel-good international hit sensation is coming to Dartford! Based on the smash-hit movie, Priscilla is the heartwarming, uplifting adventure of three friends who hop aboard a battered old bus searching for love and friendship and end up finding more than they could have ever dreamed of. With a dazzling array of outrageous costumes and a hit parade of dancefloor favourites, this wildly fresh and funny new musical is a journey to the heart of FABULOUS! Priscilla is ‘HUGELY ENTERTAINING...INSANELY GLITZY’ – Daily Telegraph.
MON – THU 7.30PM, FRI 5PM & 8.15PM SAT 2.30PM & 7.30PM TICKETS £22.00* – £37.00* CONCESSIONS £2.00 off (excl. Sat) PREMIERE CARD £5.00 off (excl. Sat) 2 for 1 on MON 9 SEPTEMBER (top price seats only) GROUPS 6+ £5.00 off (excl. Sat) GROUPS 20+ £6.00 off (excl. Sat) GROUPS 40+ £7.00 off (excl. Sat) STUDENTS £20.00* (Fri 5pm only)
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GOTTA SING GOTTA DANCE A Magical Night at the Musicals
Featuring show-stopping numbers from Hairspray, Phantom Of The Opera, Wicked, Les Misérables, 42nd Street, Barnum, Oliver!, Mamma Mia and many more. Two hours of spectacular song and dance numbers from stage and screen, a top West End cast and superb live band invite you on an exhilarating journey through the wonderful world of musical theatre. From the MGM movie musicals of Fred Astaire and Gene Kelly to stage classics Phantom Of The Opera, Les Misérables and Oliver! to the latest West End smash-hits Wicked, Jersey Boys and Hairspray, Gotta Sing Gotta Dance promises you an unforgettable night at the musicals! TICKETS £19.00* – £25.00*, Wed Mat £20.00* UNDER 18s £15.00* PREMIERE CARD 2 for 1 on WED 16 SEPTEMBER GROUPS 10+ £5.00 off
‘A spellbinding, smash-hit production, worthy of enjoying over and over again’ Eastbourne Herald
THU 19 SEPTEMBER 7.30PM
JOE LONGTHORNE with his band in Concert Joe Longthorne began his career more than three decades ago and has appeared on television in the UK and USA. His repertoire of voices is endless and includes hundreds of the world’s top singers. Join Joe as he sings a variety of songs and ballads and treats you to his repertoire of famous voices. TICKETS £22.00* PREMIERE CARD £2.00 off
FRI 20 SEPTEMBER 7.30PM
T*REXTASY I Love To Boogie T*Rextasy pays homage to Marc Bolan’s greatest hits – recreating the music, the performance and the incredible atmosphere of the glamrock era. T*Rextasy have now been performing for over 20 years and this fantastic rock ‘n’ roll concert will feature hits such as Metal Guru, Solid Gold Easy Action and Telegram Sam. TICKETS £19.00*
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LAS VEGAS NIGHT
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Join us as we welcome Las Vegas to The Orchard Theatre. A glass of bubbly and canapé reception await you as you collect your chips. Have a flutter on the roulette wheel or chance your hand at blackjack (chips have no monetary value – strictly for fun only). With a sumptuous three-course meal, live ‘Vegas style’ entertainment and our resident DJ, you’ll be dancing the night away and never want to leave. TICKETS £49.50 includes three-course meal
TUE 24 SEPTEMBER 7.30PM
THE BAY CITY ROLLERS STORY Take a trip back to those innocent days of growing up to the sounds of The Bay City Rollers, with a live band. Led by the one and only Les McKeown, you can expect to hear hits such as Bye Bye Baby, Shang A Lang and Summer Love Sensation as well as hear Les tell you about the extreme highs and lows of life’s great roads. TICKETS £17.50*, £19.50*
WED 25 SEPTEMBER 2.30PM
SECRET LOVE The Life & Music of Doris Day Singer and West End actress Claudia Morris explores the life of one of Hollywood’s best loved actresses and singers, Doris Day, in this intimate afternoon of reminiscence. Expect plenty of laughs, a few tears and some surprises in this celebration of Day’s extraordinary music, movies and marriages from one of her most dedicated fans. TICKETS £18.00* includes tea and cake
THU 26 SEPTEMBER 7.30PM
BUDDY HOLLY A Legend Reborn Combined on stage for the very first time, the UK’s number one touring Buddy Holly production meets the legendary Good Rockin’ Tonight in an all-new spectacular starring Britain’s top Buddy, Marc Robinson – ‘An accomplished singer’ The Telegraph. Backed by a band reminiscent of the Crickets in their 50s heyday, it’s an authentic slice of rock ’n’ roll nostalgia. TICKETS £23.50* PREMIERE CARD £1.00 off
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THE DRIFTERS Diamond Dynasty Tour The Drifters are back for their 60th Anniversary with the Diamond Dynasty Tour which features the current line-up Pierre Herelle, Michael Williams, Ryan King and Carlton Powell. Performing some of the greatest hits as well as new material, this extravaganza also features an amazing light show and a world-class band. This is a night of pure excellence which will be enjoyed by all. TICKETS £25.00* CONCESSIONS £1.00 off
SUN 29 SEPTEMBER 3PM
GRIMETHORPE COLLIERY BAND The real stars of the hit movie Brassed Off, the Grimethorpe Colliery Band are celebrating the 15th anniversary of the classic film with a concert bursting with popular tracks from the movie. Enjoy the fabulous sound of this world-famous brass band as they perform well-known hits plus favourite classics in spectacular style! TICKETS £19.50*, £21.00*
SUN 29 SEPTEMBER 7.30PM
KEN DODD Ken Dodd enjoys legendary status as one of Britain’s funniest comedians and has enjoyed a professional career spanning nearly 60 years. He has toured non-stop with his ‘Happiness’ Tours and has won numerous showbiz honours including the first ever ‘Living Legend Award’ from the British Comedy Society and a ‘Lifetime Achievement’ from the British Comedy Awards. TICKETS £18.00*, £22.00*
MON 30 SEPTEMBER 8PM Stewart Francis, Craig Campbell and Glenn Wool are
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THE LUMBERJACKS
Canadian stand-up comedians Stewart Francis, Craig Campbell and Glenn Wool bring to The Orchard Theatre their hilarious show. Between them they have appeared on Mock The Week, 8 Out Of 10 Cats, Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow, Live At The Apollo, Russell Howard’s Good News and Dave’s One Night Stand. All three will perform new material as well as classic routines. TICKETS £17.00*
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AIDA Directed by Ellen Kent, this magnificent traditional production with amazing special effects, stars the celebrated Chisinau National Opera and Philharmonic Orchestra with international guest soloist. This brand-new production brings the dramatic grandeur of ancient Egypt to the stage in Verdi’s classic love story brimming with war, jealousy and revenge. Telling the tragic story of the beautiful Ethiopian slave girl, Aida and her love for the Egyptian hero, Radames. With opulent sets and costumes, this production is as stunning visually as it is musically and features some of the greatest pieces of music Verdi ever wrote, including the well-known arias Celest Aida and the great chorus piece the Triumphal March. Sung in Italian with English surtitles. TICKETS £25.50*, £28.50*, £33.50*
WED 2 OCTOBER 7.30PM
ESSENCE OF IRELAND Essence of Ireland tells a story of love, joy, happiness and heartache endured by Cora McGowan and Sean Dempsey as they are separated by emigration from each other and their beloved Ireland. This moving story told through music, song and dance features original choreography and music, together with Irish classics such as Galway Girl, Irish Rover and Carrickfergus. TICKETS £18.50*, £22.50* CHILDREN £3.00 off PREMIERE CARD £2.00 off
THU 3 OCTOBER 7.30PM
SETH LAKEMAN Celebrated folk-inspired singer-songwriter and virtuoso fiddler Seth Lakeman has released six albums including his latest album, Tales from the Barrel House which confirms his innate knack for writing both footstomping, sing-along songs and more tender, thoughtful ballads. His fiddle and tenor guitar playing is often breath-taking and Seth’s trademark, soaring vocals as beguiling and haunting as ever. TICKETS £23.50 plus a £2.50 per ticket booking fee
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CELEBRATING THE MUSIC OF FRANKIE VALLI AND THE FOUR SEASONS
THE SONGS OF THE FOUR SEASONS
TUE 8 – SAT 12 OCTOBER
TUE – SAT 7.30PM WED & SAT MAT 2.30PM
Direct from the USA the international smash hit show New Jersey Nights comes to The Orchard Theatre as part of their world tour.
TICKETS Tue – Thu Eve & Wed Mat £10.00* – £27.50* Fri, Sat Mat & Eve £10.00* – £29.50* CONCESSIONS £1.50 off (excl. Fri & Sat) PREMIERE CARD £20.00 on TUE 8 OCTOBER GROUPS 10+ £5.00 off (excl. Sat)
The show is a spectacular celebration of the music of Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons, and takes the audience on a nostalgic musical journey through the career of one of the biggest selling groups of all times. From the back street studio in New Jersey where it all began, this vibrant production includes all of The Four Seasons greatest hits, Including Sherry, Rag Dolls, Big Girls Don’t Cry, Walk Like A Man and many more. The production features an award-winning cast of singers, dancers, unique stage sets and a rockin’ on stage band. New Jersey Nights has smashed box office records right across the USA and UK and is proving to be one of the most successful touring shows of all times.
‘BRILLIANT SHOW, PERFECT HARMONIES, THE CROWD WENT WILD’
LIVERPOOL ECHO
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FRI 4 OCTOBER 7.45PM
SUN 6 OCTOBER 7.30PM
MON 7 OCTOBEr 7.30PM
THAT’LL BE THE DAY
THINK FLOYD
DAVIDSON & DIGANCE
Brand-New 2014 Production Prepare yourself for a party as the legendary That’ll Be The Day, the nation’s favourite rock ‘n’ roll variety show, returns by popular demand. Now in its 28th year of touring, this entertaining rock ‘n’ roll spectacular features new comedy routines plus a great new line up of knock-out hits from the 50s, 60s and 70s! TICKETS £24.50*
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Now in their 20th year, the incredibly talented musicians who make up Think Floyd have managed to faithfully recreate all the atmosphere, visual magnitude and musical excellence of Pink Floyd live on stage. The new show celebrates the 40th anniversary of one of the most influential albums of all time: Dark Side of the Moon and includes songs from The Wall, Animals, Wish You Were Here, Meddle, The Division Bell and more. TICKETS £19.00*, £20.00* PREMIERE CARD £2.00 off top price GROUPS 10+ £3.00 off top price
Together Again
Two of the most iconic performers of a generation Jim Davidson and Richard Digance join forces this Autumn for a hilarious night at The Orchard Theatre. The comedians have appeared together many times throughout the eighties and travelled the world often to entertain troops and for one night only the two come together again in celebration of great times, great memories and great shows. TICKETS £18.50*, £22.50*
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‘JOSEPH RETURNS IN ALL ITS GLORY’ DAILY MAIL BILL KENWRIGHT
BY SPECIAL ARRANGEMENT WITH THE REALLY USEFUL GROUP PRESENTS
TUE – THU 7.30PM WED & SAT MAT 2PM THU MAT 1.30PM FRI & SAT 5PM & 8PM
‘A SUPERB PIECE OF ENTERTAINMENT. I WAS THRILLED’ DAILY MIRROR
LYRICS BY TIM RICE MUSIC BY ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER TUE 15 – SAT 19 OCTOBER Having enjoyed sensational reviews, Bill Kenwright’s ‘Amazing’, ‘Superb’, ‘Wonderful’ and ‘Brilliant’ production of Tim Rice and Andrew Lloyd Webber’s sparkling family musical continues to enjoy huge success across the country with standing ovations at every performance. Retelling the Biblical story of Joseph, his eleven brothers and the coat of many colours, this magical musical is full of unforgettable songs including Those Canaan Days, Any Dream Will Do and Close Every Door To Me. Joseph bursts on to The Orchard Theatre’s stage – so book your tickets now and be part of the magic! BOOK FOR JOSEPH AND THE AMAZING TECHNICOLOR DREAMCOAT AND BLOOD BROTHERS AND RECEIVE
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TICKETS £16.00* – £28.00* CONCESSIONS £2.00 off Tue-Thu & Fri 5pm PREMIERE CARD £19.00 on TUE 15 OCTOBER GROUPS 10+ £5.00 off Tue-Thu & Fri 5pm SCHOOLS £13.00 – £15.00 Tue-Thu & Fri 5pm One teacher goes free with every ten pupils FAMILY TICKET £80.00* (Tue-Thu) (2 adults, 2 children)
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THU 24 – SUN 27 OCTOBER Fresh from the success of Peppa Pig’s Party and Peppa Pig’s Treasure Hunt comes Peppa’s brand new show Peppa Pig’s Big Splash.
THU 4PM, FRI 1PM & 4PM SAT 10AM, 1PM & 4PM SUN 10AM & 1PM
Come and join Peppa and her friends for another all-singing, all-dancing adventure full of songs, games and muddy puddles!
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The nursery roof is leaking and Peppa and her friends need to fix it – quick! As they set up a fete to raise the money for the repairs, they’ll need your help to make sure everything goes smoothly. Join Peppa, George, Mummy and Daddy Pig, as well as Danny Dog, Pedro Pony, Suzy Sheep as they have fun putting up bunting, running stalls and organising a great day out. There’s also a Champion Puddle Jumping competition judged by Mr Potato where everyone gets wet and Peppa needs to find her Golden Boots! Peppa Pig returns live on stage with super-cute puppets and brilliant sing-a-long songs in this brand new show that will brighten your day. So grab your wellies and brollies and get splashing!
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SUN 13 OCTOBER 5PM
WED 30 OCTOBER 11.30AM
WED 30 OCTOBER 7.30PM
CHRIS DEAN’S SYD LAWRENCE ORCHESTRA
ANDY AND MIKE’S TICK TOCK TIME MACHINE
SING-ALONG-A ROCKY HORROR
in Concert
In Concert is the zesty new show sparkling its way through a performance that is sure to be brimming with surprises. Chris Dean leads the orchestra, showcasing their finely blended sound and conjuring memories of the glittering and glamorous days of the Big Band era. The atmosphere is exciting and the music dynamic and vibrant. TICKETS £19.50*
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Starring Andy Day from Andy’s Wild Adventures (CBeebies) alongside comedy partner Mike James Join Andy and Mike as they go on a marvellous adventure in a Time Machine which sends them on a quest to collect the things they need from the past to help a very old Andy in the future. Will they make it back to the here and now, or be trapped in the midsts of time forever? One thing’s for sure; they haven’t a chance without your help!
The campest cult cassic of all time gets the sing-a-long-a treatment it’s been screaming for! A screening of the classic film, starring Tim Curry, Susan Sarandon, Meat Loaf and Richard O’Brien, it’s the most outrageous, riotous, kitsch, wonderful romp ever. If you’ve done The Time Warp before, you’ll never have done it quite like this! TICKETS £15.00* PREMIERE CARD & GROUPS 8+ £13.00
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A LOOK AHEAD… MON 18 – SAT 23 NOVEMBER
BILL KENWRIGHT PRESENTS
TICKETS £15.00* – £32.00* CONCESSIONS £2.00 off Mon-Thu PREMIERE CARD £20.00 Mon Eve only SCHOOLS £15.00 UPPER CIRCLE £18.00 STALLS & CIRCLE MON-THU ONE TEACHER GOES FREE WITH EVERY TEN TICKETS GROUPS 10+ £5.00 off Mon-Thu
Written by Willy Russell, the legendary Blood Brothers tells the captivating and moving tale of twins who, separated at birth, grow up on opposite sides of the tracks, only to meet again with fateful consequences. The superb score includes Bright New Day, Marilyn Monroe and the emotionally charged hit Tell Me It’s Not True.
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Few musicals have received quite such acclaim as the multi-award-winning Blood Brothers. Bill Kenwright’s production recently surpassed 10,000 performances in London’s West End, one of only three musicals ever to achieve that milestone.
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The Orchard Theatre is delighted to join the Touring Consortium Theatre to bring you a range of exciting dramas.
WORLD PREMIERE
TUE 1 – SAT 5 APRIL 2014
TUE 26 – SAT 30 NOVEMBER
ADAPTED BY PAUL ALLEN BASED ON THE SCREENPLAY BY
MARK HERMAN
Based on E R Braithwaite’s autobiography To Sir, With Love is an inspirational story of courage and hope. Adapted for the stage by Ayub Khan Din, follow Ricky Braithwaite, a Cambridge graduate and ex-RAF fighter pilot as he arrives in London and soon learns what it is to be black in post-war England. In a time of austerity will love and hope win through against all the odds?
To coincide with the 30th anniversary of the Miners Strike, Brassed Off will be set against the very real backdrop of the collapse of the mining industry in Thatcher’s Britain and starring a local brass band. This promises to be a moving but uplifting celebration of human endeavour and creativity against all the odds. TUE, THU, FRI, SAT 7.30PM WED 1.30PM & 7PM, SAT MAT 2.30PM TICKETS £10.00* - £24.00*
TUE, THU, FRI, SAT 7.30PM, WED 1.30PM & 7PM SAT MAT 2.30PM TICKETS £10.00* - £24.00* CAPTIONED PERFORMANCE WED 27 NOVEMBER 7PM AUDIO DESCRIBED PERFORMANCE SAT 30 NOVEMBER 2.30PM
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Dartford audiences will have a ball this Christmas with this year’s magical family pantomime starring Bradley Walsh. The most popular of all pantomimes is brought to The Orchard Theatre stage with dazzling sets, amazing costumes, an abundance of comedy, and stunning special effects. Packed with audience participation, this will be a truly magical staging of the beautiful rags-to-riches fairy-tale. Don’t leave booking any longer, or even your Fairy Godmother won’t be able to magic you a ticket!
Saturday 14 December Sunday 15 December Monday 16 December Tuesday 17 December Wednesday 18 December Thursday 19 December Friday 20 December Saturday 21 December Sunday 22 December
2pm 7pm 1pm 5pm No Performances 2pm 7pm 2pm 7pm 2pm 7pm No Performances 11am 3pm 7pm 1pm 5pm
Monday 23 December 2pm 7pm Tuesday 24 December 1pm 5pm Wednesday 25 December No Performances Thursday 26 December 1pm 5pm Friday 27 December 1pm 5pm Saturday 28 December 11am 3pm 7pm Sunday 29 December 1pm 5pm Monday 30 December Tuesday 31 December Wednesday 1 January Thursday 2 January Friday 3 January Saturday 4 January
1pm 5pm 1pm 5pm No Performances 2pm 7pm 2pm 7pm 11am 3pm 7pm
Sign-interpreted performance: Thursday 19 December 7pm
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The Orchard Youth Theatre Presents
Billy Bonkers & the Candy The Orchard Factory Youth Theatre Based on the themes featured in Roald Dahl’s Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, the Youth Theatre presents their own version of the story using modern songs such as Robbie Williams’ Candy. This fun-filled adventure is a perfect afternoon treat for the whole family. TICKETS £8.00*, £12.00* PREMIERE CARD £5.00 tickets GROUPS 10+ Buy ten tickets and get one free
The Orchard Theatre has launched a brandnew Youth Theatre Company in association with Reynolds Training Academy. Anyone between nine and 19 who enjoys performing arts is welcome!
The Orchard Youth Theatre offers young people the opportunity to participate in the performing arts in an encouraging and supportive environment. Make new friends and develop new skills while attending exciting workshops across the many disciplines of the performing arts. The Orchard Youth Theatre is open to everyone from those just wanting to give it a go, to those with lots of experience. There are plenty of spaces available for those wanting to be involved in this unique and diverse theatre company.
Youth Theatre Groups We offer two groups all on a Monday evening these are: JUNIORS (9- 12 yrs old) 6PM – 7.30PM SENIORS (13 - 19 yrs old) 7.30PM – 9PM For more information, please email stagedoor@orchardtheatre.co.uk
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THU 7 – SAT 9 NOVEMBER 7.30PM & SAT MAT 2.30PM Our House is the story of Joe Casey who, on the night of his sixteenth birthday takes the girl of his dreams out on their first date. In an effort to impress her, he breaks into a building site, the police turn up, and Joe’s life splits into two. The musical follows the story of the ‘Good Joe’ and the ‘Bad Joe’ on two contrasting stories. TICKETS £12.00*, £15.00* PREMIERE CARD £8.00 GROUPS 10+ £8.00 SCHOOLS £6.00
So come and get involved with your local community and be a part of The Orchard Theatre’s first ever adult community show where you’ll tread the boards where some of the biggest stars in show-business have performed!
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30 BIRTHDAY WORKSHOPS Supported by Dartford Library
Come along and take part... AUGUST
MAY
MON 5 AUGUST 9AM – 12PM BASIC THEATRE 12+ yrs
FRI 17 – SAT 18 MAY BABY SENSORY/ TODDLER SENSE VARIOUS TIMES Take part with your baby in this multi-sensory, interactive performance.
MON 27 MAY 11AM – 1PM STREET DANCE 13 – 16 yrs MON 27 MAY 2PM – 4PM CHEERLEADING 7 – 12 yrs
Led by one of the stars of Les Misérables, gain more skills or build on your experience while learning from a true professional.
MON 5 AUGUST 1PM – 4PM LES MISÉRABLES 14+ yrs
Sing with one of the stars of London's famous, long-running musical Les Misérables. Tickets are expected to sell fast!
JULY TUE 23 JULY 12PM – 3PM KNITTING WORKSHOP 16+ yrs THU 25 JULY 10.30AM – 12.30PM BOOK-MAKING
As part of the 'Summer Reading Challenge 2013', bring your family to take part in this book-making workshop.
FRI 26 JULY 11AM – 1PM MUSICAL THEATRE 7 – 12 yrs FRI 26 JULY 7.30PM COMEDY WORKSHOP 18+ yrs SAT 27 JULY 11AM – 2PM STAGE MAKE-UP WORKSHOP 14+ yrs SAT 27 JULY 7.30PM BURLESQUE WORKSHOP 18+ yrs SUN 28 JULY 10AM – 1PM CHOIR WORKSHOP 16+ yrs SUN 28 JULY 2PM – 4PM GLEE CLUB 9 – 18 yrs MON 29 JULY 2PM – 5PM CAKE DECORATING 16+ yrs MON 29 JULY 12PM – 2.30PM IRISH DANCING 7 – 12 yrs
TUE 6 AUGUST 12PM – 3PM & 4PM – 7PM TECHNICAL WORKSHOP 14+ yrs TECHNICAL WORKSHOP FOR CHILDREN TUE 6 AUGUST 1PM – 3PM STORY-TELLING WED 7 AUGUST 3PM – 6PM PROP MAKING 16+ yrs THU 8 AUGUST 10.30AM – 1.30PM PUPPETRY 8 – 15 yrs FRI 9 AUGUST 12PM – 3PM CIRCUS SKILLS 7 – 14 yrs FRI 9 AUGUST 7PM WINE TASTING 18+ yrs SUN 11 AUGUST 10AM – 12PM SING-A-LONG WITH DAODS TUE 27 AUGUST VARIOUS TIMES PRINT MAKING AND SCULPTURE WED 28 AUGUST VARIOUS TIMES FLOWER ARRANGING 16+ yrs THU 29 AUGUST 12PM – 3PM LEND ME A TENOR - TAP DANCING 16+ yrs Join one of the stars of Lend Me a Tenor and learn some new moves in this unique workshop.
FRI 30 AUGUST VARIOUS TIMES STUNT SCHOOL 9 – 18 yrs FRI 30 AUGUST 7PM COCKTAIL WORKSHOP 18+ yrs SAT 31 AUGUST 2PM – 6PM COSTUME-MAKING WORKSHOP 14+ yrs
SEPTEMBER SUN 1 SEPTEMBER 11AM – 4PM PLAY IN A DAY 7 – 18 yrs
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NAME YOUR SEAT HELP CELEBRATE THE ORCHARD THEATRE'S 30TH ANNIVERSARY BY NAMING YOUR SEAT For the first time ever you can now dedicate a seat to a loved one or show your support for The Orchard Theatre by naming a seat. Naming your seat makes a superb present and seats will have a plaque inscribed with your chosen message.
Name your seat today for £95 a year and receive: • An engraved plaque on the seat – with your personalised message. • P remiere Card Membership (worth £29) entitling you to discounts on shows and no booking fees. • T he named person will also be included as a patron within our in-house programme (minimum 3 times a year).
Call the Ticket Office today on
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to Name Your Seat
HOW TO BOOK BOOK ONLINE Booking your favourite seat at the The Orchard Theatre couldn’t be easier, with our easy-to-use and fully secure online booking system. So why wait in a queue when you can book your tickets and choose exactly where you’re going to be sitting from the comfort of your own home?! Simply visit orchardtheatre.co.uk, select a show and follow the easy on-screen steps. Don’t have online access? Don’t worry, you can also book:
IN PERSON Visit us at The Orchard Theatre, Home Gardens, Dartford, Kent, DA1 1ED BY TELEPHONE Call 01322 220000 Open from 10.15am-5pm Monday to Saturday and 90 minutes prior to performances on Sundays and Bank Holidays for in person bookings and collections. BOOKING COULDN’T BE EASIER We can reserve your tickets without payment for up to five days. You can book your tickets using Visa, MasterCard, Maestro, Solo, cheques and postal orders (made payable to ‘Orchard Theatre Dartford Limited’). BABES IN ARMS On selected performances children under 18 months will be £1.00
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ACCESS FOR ALL We are committed to making The Orchard Theatre accessible to everyone. If you have any access requirements please let us know when booking.
LET US HELP YOU CREATE YOUR PERFECT OUTING Our dedicated Hospitality Team can build a package to suit your every need. Call the team on 01322 220099 to find out more.
BOOKING FEES All bookings are subject to a £1.50 ticket charge (capped at £9.00), fee free for groups and Premiere Card members. An additional cost of £2.00 is charged for mailing out tickets. Some special events carry higher fees – please see individual show listings. CONCESSIONS Where offered, concession ticket prices apply to those either over 60 or under 16 years old, unwaged or full-time students. Only one discount can apply per ticket and appropriate identification may be required upon request. Not all concessions are available online. Tickets prices subject to change in line with the prevailing VAT rate at the time of purchase.
• Wheelchair access
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• Induction loop and Sennheiser Infared facilities •S elected signed performances • Working dogs welcome • Accessible toilet
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At all performances a small selection of premium seats, the best seats in the auditorium, are available for a £4.00 upgrade.
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PARKING Parking is available at two locations within a short walk. The Orchard’s Shopping Centre multi-storey car park is adjacent to the theatre. Please note that the Waitrose ground level car park is not available to theatregoers. The Civic Centre car park, just over the footbridge, offers free access after 6pm on weekdays and all day at weekends. A2
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THANK YOU FOR HELPING GREAT ORMOND STREET HOSPITAL
©2007 Great Ormond Street Hospital Children’s Charity (©2008 Theatres for Theatres) Registered charity no. 23582
Since October 2010 HQ Theatres, alongside its sister company Qdos Entertainment, has been raising money for Great Ormond Street Hospital’s Theatres for Theatres Appeal. To date we have raised £390,000 for the appeal which aims to build new state-of-the-art operating theatres at the hospital, which treats very sick children from across the UK.
This money has been raised through the generosity of our audiences and the staff of The Orchard Theatre who have taken part in various fund-raising events and activities. We will continue to support the Theatres for Theatres Appeal and your on-going support is greatly appreciated. On behalf of Great Ormond Street Hospital, a huge thank you.
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