The Auburn Plainsman A Spirit That Is Not Afraid
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Thursday, June 18, 2015 Vol. 123, Issue 5, 6 Pages
environment
Diving headfirst into state waters approximately 88 crayfish species in Alabama
approximately 300 mussel species in Alabama
Alabama No. 1 in nation for aquatic biodiversity Emily Esleck Editor-in-chief
Alabama is number one in the nation for diversity of freshwater mussels, fish, crayfish, snails and turtles, according to Scot Duncan. To maintain the Dixie State’s diversity lead in these species, Alabamians need to protect bodies of fresh water. In June 2014, a report was released by the Environment America Research and Policy Center stating Alabama was fourth in the nation in pounds of toxic waste released into waters. However, according to Eric Reutebuch, director of Alabama Water Watch and employee of the Auburn University Water Resources Center, many efforts have been put in place to ensure the water is clean. “We work on clean water every day, 365 days a year here at Alabama Water Watch,” Reutebuch said. Alabama Water Watch trains volunteers from the Tennessee Valley to Mobile and Gulf Shores to monitor the water daily, according to Reute-
Contributed by jim stoeckel
Stoeckel studies mussels and crayfish for the University.
buch. “We’ve got over 80,000 data records coming in from citizen monitors, who are not only monitoring the water, but also working with their local governments to find problems and solve problems,” Reutebuch said.
There have been many good results from finding problems with water chemistry, bacteria and E. coli in Alabama’s waters and then solving those problems, at least a dozen cases in AuburnOpelika, according to Reutebuch. Reutebuch said he lives on Lake Martin, the
only Treasured Alabama Lake, and said it is considered one of the nation’s cleanest lakes. Much of the infrastructure for waste water treatment was put underground for these
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entertainment
Standup comedy not always a laughing matter Maria McIlwain News editor
Paul Schissler said he always wanted to be a comedian, but was too scared to talk in front of people. That is, until he won a Last Comic Standing contest put on by UPC during his senior year at Auburn. After graduation, Schlisser moved to New York City to begin his comedy career. In the past three years, he has appeared on numerous shows, hosted the web series “Man on a Boat” and cofounded Comedy Wire, a site where people can write and share jokes about world news. Schlisser said his time in New York so far has been “a lot of blessings,” though there have been many bad moments as well, such as being ignored by the audience. Schlisser said his favorite performance recently was playing a host on a fake dating show,
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where people would pretend to be on a first date. He said he enjoys putting on an act as part of a show, not just performing in a lineup of several other standup comedians. Tom Brink, another comedian and Schlisser’s roommate, hosts a variety show in Long Island, New York, and sometimes has Schlisser on his show. “He’s probably one of the funniest people I’ve seen live,” Brink said. “Constantly just killing it.” Brink said it was funny to see Schlisser trying to hook people up on the fake dating show. “Even if he is portraying a character that doesn’t align with his beliefs ... it’s fun to watch,” Brink said. There is plentiful talent and a lot to live up to in New York, according to Brink.
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sports
Contributed by paul schissler
Schissler sits on set with Steve Harvey.
Page 5 Track and field concludes season with top finishes
intrigue
Page 6 Husband and wife teachers start Decorative Metalworks from home
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