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Highlights of 2014

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New Year’s Resolutions

Essex sees Queen’s Honours

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News Editorial

Ed Gove, Content Deputy Editor Emily Townsend, Online Deputy Editor Andrew Smith, Design Deputy Editor

Jake Stones, News Editor Fiolla Korenica, News Deputy Editor Shaun Quilter, News Deputy Editor

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I have never made a New Year’s resolution in my life, I have never really felt the need to do so. If I want to do something I will do it beginning from the moment I decide its something I want to pursue. This year was different.

On New Year’s Eve 2014 I found out my grandfather had passed away. Someone who had been in my life for the entirety of it now no longer was. He was the person who carried my basket when my family came back from the US a month after I was born. He was the person who promised to buy me a horse when I was 7 years old and decided I wanted to be a vet. He would play ice hockey with me in the winter when my mother would not let me join a team because she thought it was too dangerous.

It feels cruel and unfair that someone who cared so much for others, and even when his own health was failing always though of others first, could just fade away. That the rest of us got to move on wiith our lives. It felt unfair to even for a second forget about him because that felt like a disservice to his memory. All those things he had done for me that I did not know, and still don’t know how to fully appreciate. How do you repay someone for shaping your life, for raising you and taking responsibility for you?

So this year I made my first and last New Year’s resolution ever, to try to be more like my grandfather who taught me about kindness, caring for others and putting others before yourself. Maybe if I can through my actions, treat others the way he did, raise my children to do so, then maybe he can remain with us through that.

I hope you have all had a good holiday period and that whatever you decide, resolutions or no, that you find that 2015 will be a year where you can feel good about yourself and be proud of what you are accomplishing.

Your Editor, Saga Eriksson

Essex sees Queen’s Honours Founder of Nightline and former manager of Essex Day Nursery honoured.

The co-founder of listening service Nightline, and the former manager of the Day Nursery at Essex have been recognised in the Queen’s New Year’s Honours.

Professor Geoffrey Hosking, who taught at the university for 18 years until 1984, founded Nightline in 1970 along with Anglican Chaplain Malcolm France. He has been awarded the OBE for services to higher education and students. Nightline has since been of benefit to many, and has expanded to 90 institutions in the UK and Ireland. Now with more than 2,100 trained volunteers, Nightline stretches into Europe, and as far as America and Australia.

Elaine Dixon, who was manager of the University of Essex Day Nursery for 36 years and retired

in July last year, has been awarded the British Empire Medal for services to higher education and charitable fundraising. During her tenure the nursery grew from a small facility that would only function during term-time to an “outstanding” rated nursery that was open year-round. It now looks after 120 children of more than 30 nationalities.

Professor Marina Warner, who left the Department of Literature, Film and Theatre Studies in early 2014, was made a Dame for her services to higher education and literary scholarship. Her contributions to literature include a National Book Critics Circle Award in 2012 for her novel Stranger Magic: Charmed States and the Arabian Nights.

Shaun Quilter

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Colchester Murders Remain Unsolved The investigation into the murder of student Nahid Almanea in June last year is still on-going as police continue to appeal for witnesses.

Over 70 CCTV images have been published and circulated by Essex Police in an effort to identify anyone who may have been near the scene at the time of Nahid’s death.

Police say she was wearing a hijab headscarf and an abaya robe, which has led to suggestions that the attack may be racially motivated. The 31-yearold, who was a student here at the University of Essex, is believed to have been attacked at around 10:40am on Tuesday 17th June 2014 on the Salary Brook Trail as she walked from her accommodation in nearby Woodrow Way, to the university campus in Wivenhoe Park.

Senior Investigation Officer DCI Mark Hall of the Kent and Essex Serious Crime Directorate, said: “We have released these images of potential witnesses walking near the scene. They may have come from the direction of the Salary Brook Trail and may hold vital information about who killed Nahid.”

DCI Hall also drew attention to one particular individual who the investigative team are trying to track down and identify. The man was seen walking on the Salary Brook Trail between 10:20am and 10:40am, just before Nahid was found. According to police reports, “He was walking near the footpath near the underpass on the A133 side of the trail and thought to have been wearing a very distinctive beige Italian designer jacket which is described as being slightly longer than waist-length, with brown buttons up the front, a belt which may or may not have been buckled and two pockets with buttons.”

The images can be found at www.essex.police.uk. 42 of the 88 people in the CCTV images have now been identified and Essex Police say the investigation is “continuing at a significant pace.” They have taken more than 1300 statements, spoken to around 950 witnesses and seized 4546 exhibits. However, they say they still wish to speak to all unidentified individuals in the CCTV images, as they could be

Postgraduate Night in Top Bar Friday 16th January sees the launch of a brand new postgraduate student social.

Acting on feedback from postgraduates last term, the Union has decided to move the event to Friday nights. Last term the postgraduate meetups took place on weekday afternoons, when many students had classes. The relaunch is an effort by Libby Johnston, (Postgraduate officer), Michael Spencer (VP Education), and Mikya Rozner (VP Services and Comms) to enable more people to attend and to build on the sense of community among the postgraduate population of the university.

Taking place every fortnight in Top Bar, a popular destination for many postgraduates, the event will provide live music (courtesy of the SU’s music convenor), free mocktails and a comfy atmosphere in which postgrads can meet and socialise. There will also be a Student’s Union representative there to chat about further opportunities available for postgraduates, including club or society involvement.

The first event will happen this Friday (16th) at 7.30pm, and will be repeated every fortnight, on the 30th January, 13th & 27th February, and the 13th of March. Anyone interested in postgraduate study is also welcome to attend. Tickets are free from the SU website (essexstudent.com) or you can just turn up.

Michael Spencer, VP Education, told The Rabbit that he and the other SU officers are committed to ensuring that all student voices are heard, urging people to get in touch with officers with their concerns.

Libby Johnston, the Postgraduate Officer, is available as a port of call for any postgraduate matters. She can be contacted on her University of Essex email address: ejohnsc@essex.ac.uk.

Ed Gove

potential witnesses.

In the past, police have said they will not rule out a possible link with the murder of 33-year-old James Attfield, who was found with over 100 stab wounds by the lake, near Lower Castle Park just before 6am on Saturday 29th March 2014. His murder also remains unsolved, with two suspects who were on bail in connection with the investigation having been released without charge last Monday.

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Highlights of 2014 2014 proved to be another fantastic year at the University of Essex. From re-confirming our position as the best in Britain for politics research to creating highly-successful 50th anniversary celebration events, there were plenty of highlights, which showcased Essex’s reputation for excellence.

January

April

Dr Greg Brooke, from the School of Biological Sciences, is leading research into creating a “designer” protein that could help to treat prostate cancer.

Accountancy expert Professor Prem Sikka received a Lifetime Achievement Award from the British Accounting and Finance Association (BAFA).

Dr Chris Saker, from the Department of Mathematical Sciences, was named ‘Lecturer of the Year’ in the Essex Teaching Awards, an event created by Essex County Council.

Carried out by researchers at the Institute for Social and Economic Research, two Essex studies provided new insights into children’s achievements and aspirations.

February Professor David Sanders was appointed the UK’s first Regius Professor of Political Science, an award approved by the Queen.

March Angela Livingstone, Emeritus Professor in the Department of Literature, Film, and Theatre Studies, was awarded the Rossica Translation Prize 2014 for her translation of Phaedra by Marina Tsvetaeva.

The University was awarded a new multi-million pound grant from the Economic and Social Research Council to further develop its policy-relevant studies relating to individual and family behaviours and social change.

May After winning an international essay competition, law student Yasmin Afina presented her work at the United Nations’ headquarters in New York.

September Civil rights defender Shami Chakrabarti became the University’s new Chancellor.

The world premiere of Nobel Laureate Derek Walcott’s Omeros was staged at the Lakeside Theatre, in association with the world-renowned Shakespeare’s Globe Theatre.

The University celebrated its 50th birthday with more than 3,000 alumni, students, staff and members of the community coming to Colchester Campus for the Homecoming Weekend.

June

October

Honorary Senior Lecturer Roy Bailey from the Department of Economics received an MBE in the Queen’s Birthday Honours List.

The first graduates from the pioneering Edge Hotel School received their awards at a special graduation ceremony.

Dr Pamela Cox, from the Department of Sociology, returned to our TV screens to present a new BBC television series on the history of shopgirls.

As part of the 50th anniversary celebrations the University held its first TEDx University of Essex event at the Lakeside Theatre.

July

November

Professor Kristian Gleditsch was the only UKbased political scientist to be included in a prestigious international list of the most highly cited researchers in recent years, which was produced

by Thomson Reuters.

The University won a Grand Challenges Explorations grant, an initiative funded by the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation to pursue an innovative global health and development research project.

August

Essex language processing experts worked with human rights organisation Minority Rights Group International (MRG) to develop a new tool for accurately recording civilian-reported human rights abuses.

Dr Rachel Bragg, Deputy Director of Essex Sustainability Institute, was featured on BBC Radio 4 series Plants: From Roots to Riches about the therapeutic value of ‘green care’.

The University achieved an overall satisfaction rating of 91 per cent in the National Student Survey, placing Essex sixth out of mainstream English universities.

December The Prince of Wales joined 1,000 young people exploring science and technology at the Big Bang Fair held at the University’s Colchester Campus.

Essex re-confirmed its position as one of the UK’s elite research universities with our politics research ranked the best in Britain in the UK-wide Research Excellence Framework.

Fiolla Korenica

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Hexagon Closed as Dryer Bursts into Flames On a typical walk past the University’s Hexagon laundrette, one is blasted with hot air produced by the facility’s dryers. However, such a walk, if taken on the 31st of December may have left you slightly singed despite bitter weather conditions.

Fire fighters were called to the hexagon-shaped laundrette at 16:42 on the 31st following reports that a dryer had caught alight. Subsequently, several other machines have been damaged. Essex County Fire & Rescue Service are yet to state the exact cause of the blaze.

Firefighters from Colchester, Brightlingsea and Clacton attended to tackle the fire. Despite the necessity for breathing apparatus, and the involvement of fire fighters from three units, only one hose was needed to extinguish it.

All was done, dusted, and dowsed successfully by 17:21. A high pressure fan was used to clear the build-

ing of smoke. Fortunately, although the incident is likely to have disturbed people still using the facilities to get their outfits nice and clean for the welcoming in of the New Year, no one was hurt.

The six-sided laundrette will remain out of use until service owner ‘Circuit’ sends out their engineers to fix the machines. As the University does not own the service itself, it is unknown when the damage shall be repaired.

The University’s Communications Office has advised students staying in halls of residence to use the alternative washing facilities available at South Courts until further notice.

Jake Stones

Fresh from the Sabb Blog The Union runs a blog, updated regularly by the Sabbatical Officers, in an effort to keep the student body informed of exciting new developments that they have been working on.

Essex goes Mobile Michael Spencer, VP Education has announced the development of a Essex Mobile App. Following consultation with around 700 students last year, the Student’s Union found that over 98% of those surveyed wanted the app.

The app will enable you to check your timetable and monitor upcoming deadlines among other things. The University approved a project mandate for the app back in October of last year, and a more detailed plan last November. Michael Spencer, VP Education, writes that “we’re now awaiting for the final green-light and working through the University departments to ensure it is delivered.” He adds that ISS training is already underway, so that staff are capable of supporting the new app.

This is a popular endeavour, garnering support from the University’s Pro-Vice Chancellor for Education as the Project Champion, and sponsorship from Academic Registrar. The ISS is also involved and the SU has been offering input through the development process. Michael writes “Experience from the Mobile App project will help the Uni with myEssex redevelopment in the longer run - a portal with everything in one place.”

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Look out for a special accomodation feature in the next issue of The Rabbit.

Are you abou to rent your first house with your uni friends?

Are you a bit overwhelmed by all the information but at the same time not quite sure what you should be looking out for?

The next issue of the Rabbit will feature a comprehensive guide with student experiences from different letting agents, how much you can expect to pay for deposits, should you get a house where bills are included or not, or does it even make a difference, and a few things to look out for when you are viewing prospective properties.

The Fares they are achanging As the result of efforts by the VP Services and Comms, Mikya Rozner, First buses are dropping some fares from the University. Mikya quotes a the result of a meeting last month, writing “Following the meeting with the University [Students’ Union] last month, we have reduced the fare from the University to Greenstead Road Tesco from £1.20 to £1 in response to a request for this.”

This is the latest development in the relationship between the university and First buses. The Sabbs Blog also reports that free Wifi is due to be installed on 61 and 62 buses in 2015, and the First Group is looking into extending the bus times and regularity of routes 61 and 75.

First buses are also looking into a smart card or m-ticketing system so that customers do not need to carry cash at all times.

One of the most exciting developments that Mikya has announced is the 12 journeys for £12 ticket. This is currently being trialed and tickets are available from the Burrow on Square 3.

Ed Gove

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Nominate someone for the Sports, Societies and Volunteering Awards!

The Sports, Societies and Volunteering Awards is one of the Student Union’s most prestigious events, where students’ achievements from the previous year are celebrated. Last year over 50 students achieved the Club Colours Awards, and 10 received the Exceptional Services to Sport Award.

This year the awards will be held in the Ivor Crewe on the 29th of April. If you win an award it will be put on your university transcript, so this would be

a fantastic opportunity to nominate someone you know or yourself!

Nominations are now open.

The earliest deadlines are on the 22nd of February for the Club Colours Award, the Exceptional Services to Sport Award, and the Outstanding Sporting Achievement Award. The Team and Special Awards nominations are open too, but the deadline is on the 22nd of March. The nomination forms can be found on the SU website.

Involving the Other Half: Peacebuilding Operations and Women’s Organisations - Professor Theodora-Ismene Gizelis Monday 19 January 2015, 6.00-7.30pm Lakeside Theatre (Colchester), University of Essex Professor Gizelis discusses the role of women in post-conflict reconstruction and how local capacity and social capital can be regenerated through synergies between women’s organisations and UN peace missions. Women’s roles in peace and conflict are of broader relevance and challenge many common assumptions in studies of security and conflict.

This lecture is part of the University’s Professorial Inaugural Lecture Series, a programme of special events throughout the year celebrating excellence in research undertaken by our recently appointed professors.

Find out more at www.essex.ac.uk/events/pil. It is a free event but booking is advised.

Fiolla Korenica

Students Could Sway the Results of the 2015 Election A recent article in the Huffington Post has produced evidence which claims it may be students who hold the cards for the key to success in the 2015 general election.

The article claims that the student vote could have strong impact on the results for ten parliamentary seats, however it also notes that research conducted by the NUS (National Union of Students) suggests they could be important in over two hundred.

Research shows that the key to winning the student vote will again come down to tuition fees. Since the tuition fees U-turn by the Liberal Democrats after the 2010 general election, they have lost 35% of the student vote, going from 44% to only 9%.

Claims that students have “only loose links to their communities” are shown to be false and outdated amidst recognition of the increased political role that students and young people play. Indeed, a record 80% of the younger voting citizens attended the recent Scottish Independence referendum last year.

A study by the Higher Education Policy Institute (HEPI) calls on local councils and universities to help overcome any “new bureaucratic hurdles” that prevent students from voting or registering to vote.

Hillman stated that “students have as much right to be on the electoral roll as everyone else and it would be a tragedy if the new registration system weakened their voice to a whisper.” The National Union of Students has stated that 73% of students are now registered, but there is still some way to go.

52% of students at Essex are eligible to vote (Vital Stats by the Students’ Union, October 2014).

The Sun newspaper released a poll on the 22nd of December placing Labour four points ahead of the Conservative party, and a poll released by the Sunday Times on the 19th, placed Labour two points ahead. Hence the student vote could potentially influence the outcome of the election.

If you have not registered yet and would like a chance to impact British politics, ask the Advice Centre on how to register. Just email suadvice@ essex.ac.uk or drop into the centre on Square 3.

Jake Stones

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Philippa Dobson, Comment Editor

Editors Note: The views represented in this section are from those of the individuals and do not represent the editorial views as a whole.

Things I Am Sick of Hearing As A Gay Man As someone that is open about my sexuality, and not quick to shy away from the fact that I am gay, I have compiled a list of things that I am sick of hearing from everyone. The reason I’ve decided to write them down is because it’s exhausting having to repeat them all the time. So please, take note and learn; 1. “That’s so gay.”

No. No it isn’t. Let us just nip that one in the bud.

To be gay is to be someone that is attracted to someone of the same sex and to embrace the identity that comes with this. Oh, but that’s not how you meant it? What did you mean then?

Because by constantly using this phrase you are equating being gay with something negative, and, to be honest, there is nothing negative about being gay. On the contrary I think it’s pretty amazing, I mean I’m having a great time.

So stop being lazy, get out a dictionary, expand your vocabulary, and actually find a word you’re looking to use.

2. “Oh, so does that mean you fancy me?” (heard predominantly from straight “lads”) You may be a fine physical specimen, but contrary to popular belief being gay does not mean you are attracted to all men. I am a gay man. I am attracted to other gay men. Men who I am aware have the same sexual attraction to me as I do to them. Also, whatever interest I may have had in you dwindled by 1,000,000% after you uttered that sentence, because it proves how ignorant you really are and that’s not attractive in the slightest.

3. “No homo.”

There is just so much wrong with this sentence

I do not even know where to begin. Guys, it is okay for you to show affection or friendship or kindness to other males. There is nothing homosexual about it. Homosexuality is about sexual attraction, therefore, showing emotions that are deemed ‘feminine’ are not homosexual and doesn’t require you to say “no homo” afterward.

Also, what is the problem with showing these emotions anyway? It makes you a decent human being. Stop assuming that femininity is a negative thing. If you actually picked up a book you’d realise that femininity isn’t constrained to just females and that both males and females show masculinity and femininity. Gender roles are socially constructed, so stop it.

gay men is so far off the mark that you’re just as bad as the straight guy who assumes I like him because he is male. In reality I am a much more cynical, sarcastic, empty shell of a human being that is the complete opposite of those cheery representations the media would have you believe.

So these are just a few of the things (I can assure you there are many more) but I don’t have enough space to keep rambling on. The message here really is, think before you speak.

Maybe take a little time to get to know the gay guy you are talking to rather than assume you know everything about him because you saw Will and Grace all those years ago.

4. “I’ve always wanted a gay best friend.”

This one’s for you, straight girls. I am not an accessory so don’t label me as such. I am not this season’s hottest item that every straight girl must have. Similarly, it’s very presumptuous of you to assume that all I am interested in is make up and fashion and Zac Efron’s topless photos in Heat magazine (although, personally, I would be very interested in those photos.)

So please, stop assuming that all gay people that you come across are like that one gay guy you saw in that movie because I can assure you this representation of me and many other

Joseph Spicer

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I’m All About That Treble, No Bass We are now living in a culture where bigger girls are rightly fighting back, but at the expense of every skinny girl.

We have now reached a new extreme. Gone are the days that women such as Kate Moss were envied. We are now living in a culture where bigger girls are rightly fighting back, but at the expense of every skinny girl. As a girl who has gone from a size 16 to a 6 I have experienced both sides, and I can promise you, skinny shaming is much more torturous than fat shaming.

Society has become so preoccupied with accommodating bigger people they have simply made being skinny a chore rather than a lifestyle.

For example, take the clothing chain Yours. This shop specifically caters for plus size women.

Don’t get me wrong, it is brilliant there is a shop that promotes a healthy body image, but by barring anyone who is not plus size from

working there shames people for being skinny.

It makes us feel as though we are not good enough because of a number on a dress. If a fat person were to be banned from working for a fashion chain due to their size there would be a national outcry. Whilst on this point, where is the store that caters for us smaller people? A store where we can get tops that are not baggy on the chest or roomy on the wrists. When chains do support the smaller person they are lambasted for it.

Both Topshop and Primark have been criticised for using mannequins that have protruding ribs and collarbones. It was claimed that these mannequins do not represent ‘real’ women. I am sorry but my ribs, collarbones and hipbones all protrude. I am certainly a real woman. I agree

that there should be a fairer representation, where both smaller and bigger mannequins should be used, but to glorify one body size over the other is wrong and frankly, shameful.

There is currently an internet sensation that is branding being skinny as a ‘privilege’. Being told to gain weight is no more of a privilege then being told to lose it. Having people stare because you are an adult buying kids clothes is no more of a privilege than people staring because you have to try on the size up to what you originally tried. A privilege would be being able to be happy in your own skin without society feeling the need to judge. Whether a size 6 or size 16 we are all real women, hipbones or not.

Claire Buckley

Can Smaller People Reach the Top Shelf of Society?

Since the dawn of man, smaller male members of society have been subjected to marginalisation in many aspects of life.

It can’t be ignored that, for the vast majority of our history, to be a bigger man was to be a stronger man, a better hunter, and therefore a better ‘mate’. Although this may seem abstract to us in today’s civilised society, can we truly say that we’ve shaken off this primitive, ancient and somewhat Neanderthal preference, which establishes taller humans as the big-cheeses of society?

I write this article as one of those who doesn’t quite meet the average height bracket. The issue hasn’t affected me, as far as I know, and I am fairly confident it never will, but I’m not ignorant about the subject. It seems to be a recurring problem for many; or perhaps rather, a justification. Is the issue real or is it a convenient ‘legitimate’ excuse for certain people to not succeed quite as well as others, shifting blame away from themselves onto exterior individuals who aren’t quite so burdened with their ‘shortcomings’?

John Bercow, a former alumnus of our university and now the speaker of the House of Commons, has been the butt of hundreds of jokes within

an environment which ought, really, to act seriously or at the very least, diplomatically.

Bercow is 5ft 6in tall, falling 4 inches below the national average. Clearly this hasn’t hindered his success but he has become victim of his own height, even once being referred to as a “sanctimonious dwarf” by none other than the Prime Minister himself.

As Bercow suggested jokes about his height, which is clearly no fault of his own, aren’t a farcry from jokes about race, sex, gender or any other personal and immutable characteristic.

In today’s society a shortage of height is no disability and doesn’t constitute in any way a disadvantage, yet still jokes are made at the expense of shorter people by the more vertically advantaged.

It’s been suggested that taller people are considered more attractive, and it’s been considered too that more attractive people are more likely to become successful. If this is true, then provisions must be made to establish a greater level of equality of opportunity, for those of us who are more ‘vertically challenged’.

The Equality Act of 2010 has been split up into many categories, focusing on issues ranging from religion or belief to disability, age, gender, sexual orientation and race, however ‘size’ fails to be present in this list. This oversight may illustrate a certain level of political oppression in regards to shorter people, in this instance.

Of course the term ‘sizeism’ doesn’t only encompass the problem of height, but also the issue of weight - that is the oppression of ‘obese’ or ‘fat’ people within our society, and anorexic people, too. The issue of weight, vis-a vis abuse crimes, have been given some protection in parts of the Equality Act of 2010.

For example, when someone has a condition relating to weight, such as obesity or anorexia, this is protected by provisions under ‘disability’.

So, whilst there may be some protections for weight-related sizeism the same cannot be said for height-related sizeism. Shouldn’t sizeism in general become a recognised problem which needs tackling at a more direct level?

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The Generation Gap You would think that none of us have ever found our place within our own generation, but we have, and pretty easily.

I knit. I knit in bed, I knit on the bus, I knit while watching TV. I do this under the pretence that I am not wasting my time by marathoning True Blood for 6 hours straight while I have assignments looming. My Nan originally taught me how to knit when I was 9 years old, and I have recently taken it back up again in solidarity with my Mum. I know this all sounds very quaint and well to do, but I must say, none of us fit the typical image of our generations.

My Nan is approaching 80 and still reads 50 Shades of Grey and Danielle Steele novels. She wears pixie boots and loud print leggings, and calls people younger than her ‘old bids on the bus.’ My mother, 52, would rather go naked than leave the house without her bright red Dr. Martens. She hates cooking, loves Paloma Faith, and thinks that cats are gods.

I am almost 19, with a keen interest in feminism,

a strong emotional connection with Netflix, and could easily spend the rest of my life watching historical documentaries on BBC Four, with some Dave Allen & Monty Python thrown in.

You would think that none of us have ever found our place within our own generation, but we have, and pretty easily.

‘Young People’ and ‘Old Folks’ have always been shrouded in some kind of negative veil that shames them for whatever they do. Open any tabloid newspaper and you will get what I mean: all young people do is go out, get drunk, and have unprotected sex. All old people do is drink tea, watch Midsomer Murders, and collect their pension.

I, too, have been guilty of having these preconceived notions, but I have since worked out that these are total and utter bullshit. All three

generations of my family sit down to have an in depth discussion about this week’s case on New Tricks, and don’t think that my Mum OR my Nan miss any of the words when Lady Gaga’s latest single comes on at a party. People think it’ll always be the way that young people underestimate the old, and the old shame the young for doing what they weren’t allowed to, but it doesn’t have to be.

I will be a flawless octogenarian with a blue rinse, winged eyeliner, who knits anarchist crafts with my free bus pass. Until then, I will continue being a teenager who sometimes marathons Bates Motel and eats my own bodyweight in cheesitz; and sometimes can’t remember what I did last night.

Savanna Rayment

‘Generation Sensible’ Response to The Independent article ‘Generation sensible’: Have students become less wild and more boring?

‘Generation Sensible’ is definitely not an appropriate description of the university students of today. Whoever submitted the statistics showing that we don’t drink as much as previous generations clearly made an error, either that or the previous generations didn’t graduate because they all died of alcohol poisoning. Take a walk through campus on any given night and I’d bet my last penny you’d find at least 3 drunks to either make you laugh or give you hell.

Now, I’m not saying we’re all totally irresponsible idiots. With university these days there is a degree of sensibility that classes are important; after all we are drowning ourselves in debt to be here. Who pays nine grand a year to not bother attending? Not many of us.

But how we treat money certainly doesn’t make us boring, we have our wild sides. The trouble with societies’ view is that you’re either sensible or you’re reckless. We seem to lack shades of colour in life today; it’s all black and white. For

example, how many bisexual members of our community have heard this: ‘Bi just means you haven’t chosen yet! You’re either gay or you’re straight, you can’t have everything.’ There are so many things wrong with this statement, just as there are so many things wrong with being labelled ‘Generation Sensible.’

We are a world obsessed with labels, whether that’s gay, chav, nerd, or sensible…why do we have to put everything in a box? Screw the boxes, this is 2015. Do what the hell you want, be whomever you want and don’t let yourself be put in a category if you don’t want to be.

The media has a habit of looking at people as statistics and not as people; you can’t define a generation as sensible just from your statistics and a very small sample of us.

Whether your fresher’s year is packed with intoxication or not doesn’t matter, you could party till 5am the night before a deadline and

still hand it in and get a first, just as you can stay up working all night and still fail. I don’t believe you can categorise a generation unless you get to know every single person you’re putting in that box.

Here’s to 2015. The year without labels and boxes.

Charlotte Louise Bell

Wednesday 14th january | Issue 162

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Can Students Really Complain About Tuition Fees?

Response to Issue 161 - Students and money When I was applying for university a common negativity I saw was the ‘issue’ of debt. I would have to borrow money for tuition fees and living costs (way more devastating than having to do my own washing). I am sure everyone reading this has grumbled about tuition fees, the dreaded £9000 a year anchor hanging around our necks waiting to drown us mid-essay. I would like to ask though, can we really complain?

Before I am lynched outside Sub Zero on Fed night please hear me out. It was five years ago that the coalition government made the decision to cut student funding in further education and remove the cap on tuition fees. Yes, this has put many students in higher debt. And yes, this has deterred students from accessing higher education, but what about the bigger picture?

Students are not the only ones being affected by

government cuts. Councils are losing £11.3bn in government spending because of cuts. This means less funding for local schools, parks and leisure activities such as football pitches and swimming centers. Children’s centers alone have had £82bn cut from their budget. Government cuts, in the past and now, have not only affected everyone on a local level, but also highlighted the struggle our system is under. When cuts were announced MP’s and workers had fought long and hard (believe it or not) to protect our NHS. Despite this being effective to an extent, the NHS next year could expect deficits in major hospital trusts. NHS trusts have already been forced to make major savings in preparation for a budget deficit of £30bn by 2020.

Now, if the government cannot afford to fund a service that brings people into the world, keeps them healthy, and makes sure they die peacefully,

how can we expect them to subsidise something we, as young and ambitious members of society, have chosen to do?

I agree that we are the people that will soon be serving society and sustaining the comfortable lifestyle we have become accustomed to, but that doesn’t mean we should be handed everything on a silver plate. A significant part of university is teaching us how the real world actually works; paying rent and only getting out what you put in.

This is just another life lesson we are being taught unfortunately; the government will stab us in the back after gaining our votes, but there will always be someone with more right to complain.

Claire Buckley

Islamophobia Muslims have been one of the most oppressed groups historically, and this oppression has continued and remains even today.

They have been subject to oppression at the hands of governments ranging from China to Russia. State oppression is particularly still present in the case of Russia, where Muslims continue to be discriminated against openly, regardless of their growing population. Despite 2 million Muslim residents and an additional 2 million Muslim migrant workers currently residing in Moscow, the city has only allowed 4 mosques, none of which fit more than 10,000 people in.

Any proposals to build more have been denied.

However, the Russian Orthodox Church as part of the ‘Church a Step program’ has been allowed to build 200 more churches, in addition to the 650 places of worship which already exist. 60 Islamic books have also been prohibited by the state, including some translations of the Qur’an.

Exercising political rights publicly has been restricted, with authorities denying requests of Muslim community leaders who wished to hold a rally protesting the harassment of Muslims and

growing Islamophobia. The restriction of political rights is further illustrated by the startling fact that 1 in 3 political prisoners are Muslim.

Such oppression is far from a thing of the past, and recent events have in fact seen an increase of Islamophobia. Despite not being representative, isolated acts have led to an increase in the number of hate crimes committed against Muslims, or ethnic groups perceived to be Muslim.

As shocking as these attacks have been, resorting to violence and the generalisation of a whole religion is clearly irrational. Yet events such as the beheading of Lee Rigby and the Rotherham scandal have been the cause of a significant increase in hate crime, as large as 65% in some places, with the victims of such crimes being predominantly women.

The recent attack in Australia did not lead to such an increase, and maybe their response should be

a lesson for other countries, including the United Kingdom. After the shocking hostage crisis in Sydney, instead of taking to the internet to post violent and threatening messages, many users instead took to Twitter to show solidarity with Australian Muslims who were concerned about using public transport after the crisis because of the fear of being attacked.

Though it started as one single tweet, #i’llridewithyou quickly spread and had been used 150,000 times in the space of 12 hours. This show of support sends a very strong message that acts of discrimination will not be tolerated, regardless of the actions of a single individual.

Perhaps this is a message that more countries should think about sending.

Rachael Stanton

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Jess Rich, Arts Editor

The Snow Queen, A Review Lakeside Theatre, 10th – 12th December 2014 Attending the University of Essex’s 16+ pantomime, The Snow Queen, was one of the highlights of last term. Although it may not have been fit for all of the family, I would definitely recommend seeing it for a good night out with friends. With a beautiful mix of innuendo, style and show-stopping characters it was a pleasure to watch. The opening musical number of ‘It’s a Long Way to the Top’ set a precedent for the entire performance as the audience were instantly captured by the energy and enthusiasm of the cast.

Throughout the performance, the audience were introduced to many lively double acts: the adorable Gerda and Kay, the kind and quirky Desperate Dave and Distracted Debbie, the Campus Security spies and of course that naughty Jack Frost and his cruelly beautiful Snow Queen.

The campus ‘Stoner Crows’ were particularly memorable. They were a funny little pair of crows representing a typical university ‘stoner’. With droopy eyes and slurring words the crows’ lighthearted and freewheeling nature automatically seized the affections of the audience and brought laughter throughout the theatre.

The music provided by the band at the back of the stage was a stroke of genius and the wellknown, modern and classic songs throughout the performance were cleverly used in the storyline, enticing the audience to sing and jive along. The suggestive, sexy and stylish choreography was

by Alice Murray, and was perfectly performed by Jack Frosts’ dancers.

No pantomime is complete without a Dame and Sean Manning’s Mummy Cissy was the jewel in the crown of this pantomime. With crude and clever improvisation, Mummy Cissy was a largerthan-life character in more than one way! By the end of the show, she had the audience eating out of the palm of her hand.

The pantomime kept us all laughing for the duration of this performance; but Guy ConroySmith’s deep and powerful vocals as he sang ‘Can’t Help Falling in Love with You’ left the crowd silent, stealing the show and a few hearts too.

Guy’s performance was perfectly matched by his leading lady Gerda, played by Freya Martyniak, from beginning to end. Lulu Totman as the Snow Queen and Michael Brambila’s Jack Frost were

excellent and provided a clear demonstration of the talent which the University of Essex has to offer.

In my opinion, not having a backdrop or stage set was a brave move by the directors, cleverly not restricting the actors or the scene changes.

The hilarious dialogue and storyline was more than entertaining enough and it was evident that the talent of the cast was all that was needed to communicate the location and the context of the scenes.

The finale of the Snow Queen pantomime was completely wonderful in every way as the dedication put in by cast members, directors and all those who contributed really shone through. The clever choreography and the joyous expressions on the cast’s faces made a performance which was truly entertaining and heart-warming. I can’t help falling in love with this pantomime.

Sophie Joshua

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Rock of Ages Broadway Review Nominated for Tony awards, and having enjoyed years of success both here and in the US, a date has been recently announced which will see the show retire from the bright lights of Broadway.

You could be forgiven for thinking that the show had stopped thrilling audiences, and now only performs to a half-filled theatre, but you would be wrong.

Rock of Ages is as guilty as pleasures get. From the moment you take your seat, it becomes apparent that you are not sat in a theatre where conventional rules apply. The stage is laden with lingerie, the walls covered in Jack Daniel’s posters tattooed with ‘I did what with my sister last night?’ and illuminated bar signs. The provocative set throws the audience into the midst of LA’s infamous sunset strip in the 80’s.

Characters Drew and Sherrie are young hopefuls, both looking to make it big in Hollywood, who end

up falling in love. Set around the Bourbon Room, a legendary club on the strip, the plot is not as important as the feast of raucous legendary rock anthems including ‘We Built This City’, ‘The Final Countdown’ and ‘Can’t Fight This Feeling’. The cast sing these songs with all the ferocity and passion of the originals, with perhaps less clothing.

A recent addition to the cast, Frankie J Grande (the half-brother of Ariana Grande) has the whole theatre doubled over in laughter, with his perfectly timed witticisms and stereotypically camp characterisation. The energy of the whole cast radiates throughout the theatre, and brings out everyone’s inner rock god. Tapping into guilty pleasures, Rock of Ages encourages and inevitably has the audience on their feet, erupting in an emotional frenzy.

Chiselled abs, big hair and 80’s fashion transport

audiences to a place not so long ago, in which alcohol, sex and music ruled America. Witnesses to this brilliant portrayal of life on the sunset strip, are given their own taste of the action with beer and Jell-O shots being offered in the aisles. After being sufficiently plied with alcohol for well over two hours, the final scenes play out, with no less intensity than the beginning.

A standing ovation, thoroughly deserved, is offered to the cast of this fabulously fun and exhilarating Broadway show. If you are looking for an evening full of laughter, signing and alcohol, Rock of Ages is the show for you!

Ella Boyden

A look towards the year ahead at The Lakeside Theatre As the new term starts, so does the Spring term programme at The Lakeside Theatre. Here is a list of some of the things you can look forward to!

‘Tis Pity She’s a Whore - 22nd -24th Jan, Lakeside Theatre It’s time for the now annual Lakeside Theatre Refreshers show in collaboration with The University of Essex Theatre Arts Society. This year they have chosen none other than John Forde’s darkly tragic masterpiece ‘Tis Pity She’s a Whore.

This time the professional director of the show is none other than Tony Casement, former Associate Director of the Mercury Theatre. This show is set to be one of the highlights for the term and is a great way to start off your spring term theatre viewing!

Prosaic Poems - 6th and 7th Feb, Lakeside Theatre Studio The first studio slot of 2015 will soon be upon us and is set to be a hit! Prosaic Poems is a translation of an Italian play by Marco Romei and a Lakeside Theatre debut for the Director Leonardo Olivetti.

With the help of a hit studio slot and The Trial actress Savanah Selleck as the Co-Director and Producer this is one you should not miss!

Eggs Collective Get A Round – 12th February, Lakeside Theatre Having previously seen this play in a room at the top of a pub in Edinburgh at midnight, I am eager to see how it transfers to The Lakeside. This was undoubtedly the highlight of my fringe experience.

A play which shows the realistic side to a girl’s night out, puking and all!

The show did not hold back on the truth whilst the encouragement of audience participation made it one of the most comical and enjoyable shows that I have seen in a long time. I thoroughly encourage any student who has been out at Uni to come and see the show, especially if you are looking for a fun unusual start to a girl’s night out!

So there are three of my top picks for the start of term. All that is left is for me to wish you all a happy 2015, let’s make this year a stagey one!

Jess Rich

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Alex Driscoll, Music Editor

Interview

Turbowolf Turbowolf, the rock band originating from Bristol, took some time to speak to The Rabbit about their upcoming plans.

The Rabbit: Here we have Chris Georgiadis and Blake Davies, the vocalist and drummer of Turbowolf. First of all, how did Turbowolf come about?

Chris Georgiadis: We formed in Bristol in 2007 and we’ve been going ever since, obviously becoming more proper over the years.

We’ve had a few different members over the years and we’ve been making music for quite a while. Starting off as a bit of fun and you kind of find yourself with a few fans and then you’re off on the road and that’s it. Blake’s been in the band for about 4 years now and Lianna, our bass player, will be coming up to 2 years in March.

ed and ready to go?

CG: Yeah, it’s all done, mastered and ready to go.

TR: Is there anything completely different on this album?

BD: I think it’s like a development of the first album, so the heavier bits are heavier and the faster bits are faster, the slower bits slower.

TR: This is the last show of the ‘Download Freezes Over’ tour, how has this tour been compared to other tours?

CG: We kind of just expanded it, just made everything a little bit bigger. We learnt quite a lot from making the first album in 2011 so it’s been a few years. Our tastes might have changed or developed. Obviously things have happened in lives since then so that all kind of goes into making the album which is great. We’re really happy with it and that’s all we can do.

Blake Davies: Yeah, it’s been really good. The shows have been amazing, the people coming out have been really up for it.

TR: With the new tour with this album, are there any new places you’re looking to take this tour?

CG: The tour’s been great, it’s always nice when you’re doing a headline show and you have real people buy tickets and come and see you. I just think that’s great, even if only 5 people turn up, and obviously we’ve had a lot more than that on this tour.

BD: It would be great if we could get over to America or even down under, a bit of Australia or Asia. That would be awesome. I suppose it all depends on the reaction. If people want us to go there and we can afford to do it then we’ll do it.

TR: Do you prefer the bigger venues therefore or the small venues?

TR: What is the craziest thing that you’ve done in a live show?

CG: I think it’s all different.

BD: You broke a rib a couple of years ago didn’t you?

BD: For me personally it’s all about how we play on the night and how the crowd reacts regardless of how many people are there.

If it’s really busy, great, but if there’s a small amount of people who are really into it then that’s great too. It’s good to see people enjoying themselves.

TR: Your second album “Two Hands” will be released on the 6th of April. Is that record-

CG: Yeah I broke a rib but that’s not crazy, it’s more stupid. We got this 8-foot inflatable Christmas bear, polar bear and he’s got this little child bear with him as well. He lights up as well, he’s got bulbs inside of him. It’s quite cool to see an 8-foot glowing Christmas bear crowdsurfing. Everything else is pretty normal you know, people and jumping around sort of thing.

TR: Your new track ‘Rabbits Foot’; I was curious about whether you’ve been given a rabbit’s foot or any weird gifts from your fans?

BD: Remember those guys that left something outside your house?

CG: Someone posted some a little ornament, I think it might have been a rabbit actually. It was like a little plastic ornament, a small thing maybe 4 or 5 inches high. The weird thing about it was that it had been wrapped in cling film and it had been painted but when you unwrapped it, it was covered in slime.

BD: It was weird.

TR: If there was one particular band you’d like to play a show with, who would it be?

BD: I’d like to play with Battles. It means I could watch them from the side of the stage and that would be great and watch the drummer do his thing. How about you Chris?

CG: Death From Above! We did do that, and Justice.

BD: Ah Justice!

CG: I think we’d love to do a tour with Justice, that would be awesome. Justice and Die Antwoord.

BD: Die Antwoord, that would be something else wouldn’t it! It would be so difficult to play before Die Antwoord, so difficult.

TR: That’s it, thank you guys, that’s been awesome.

BD: No worries man, thank you, cool, wicked, nice to meet you.

CG: Nice to meet you dude.

Stephen Dudley

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THE DOMESTICS - ROUTINE AND RITUAL

CHARLI XCX – SUCKER After the international smash hit ‘Boom Clap’ and the delicate genius of ‘Kingdom’ from the Mockingjay: Part I soundtrack, written with Rostam Batmanglij (the man responsible for the best music to come from the arguable pivotal band of the new century, Vampire Weekend), it was inevitable that Sucker would become a critic’s darling, and acclaim has not faltered despite a noticeable change in sound from Charlotte Aitchison’s preceding album True Romance.

The general consensus is that it’s about time Charli XCX became a household name, but that’s not the motive behind Sucker at all. If it was, you’d have an album of ‘I Love It’s and ‘Fancy’s (international million sellers, both written by Aitchison herself), but that would still be the most interesting music to hit the UK top 40. Here are anthems about parties, fame, riches and frequent innuendos sure to force gasps from conservative parents, all dressed up in a squelchy and thumping electropop package, and held up by a formidable yell that is signature Charli XCX. This is 41 minutes of relentless hook-filled attitude, starting as it means to go on with the lyric “F*ck you… SUCKER!” The album is set to heavily divide opinion, but that’s its nature, not nurture. If Aitchison had consciously tried to make her album like that, it would have lost a large part of its charm. Instead, these boundaries happened by themselves, and the result is the most punk we’ve seen in Pop since perhaps Gwen Stefani’s early solo music.

An exclusive rocker might be hard-pushed to hear the difference between Sucker and other top 40 fare, but they simply aren’t looking deep enough; Aitchison could well be the artist to put guitar music back on the map. The difference is, Charli’s music is flooded with badassery, and an artist of many talents. If I thought she cared about what I think about her album though, I’d be an idiot. Sucker has been branded “the most intelligent dumb music ever”, and everything it does, it does well.

Alex Driscoll

The phrase “EAHC” is plastered all over this CD and its artwork, so it’s not hard to assume that this band are from East Anglia and play Hardcore.

That just about sums up this record pretty well; The Domestics, who have an Essex graduate as frontman, are actually leading the EAHC movement that is taking over the underground south east. However, unlike many of the hardcore bands currently around, these guys are not limited to downbeats and breakdowns, but rather take inspiration from the punk bands of old, taking on a raw, dirty sound.

Their songs are short (the entire 16 track record lasts only 18 minutes, do the maths) and at times almost take on a power-violence quality.The production is not excessively polished to say the least, but what could you expect from a group with song titles like ‘Get F*cked’? Each song is fuelled with gritty riffs, powerful vocals and interjected with incredible bass solos, drum licks and real musical talent. Out now.

Laurence Crow

Interview – George the Poet Sub Zero was lucky enough to see George Mpanga perform on 5th December 2014. Better known by his stage name “George the Poet”, the north-west London born spoken-word artist uses his mammoth talent to share his views on sociological and political issues close to his heart. With artistic history in grime and hip hop, and a pending Brit award nomination under his belt, Mpanga’s story is inspiring and definitely not over yet.

The Rabbit: The Olympics, Formula 1, Brit Awards, Live Lounge… where do you see yourself going after that?

George Mpanga: All of this stuff is supposed to facilitate the advancement of our community, so the only result for me, the only outcome, is progress. If I don’t see progress, I don’t notice the other stuff.

TR: Why spoken word? Why did you decide not to go straight for rap?

GM: I started off with rap. Fortunately or unfortunately… I grew up in the grime scene where there was a lot of social constrictions around what you say and how it’s received. That was unacceptable to me because I had things to say and I needed them to be received. So I decided to rap without music, and people see that as poetry. It’s all about the communication.

Mpanga will surely continue his philanthropic mission as long as it takes, or as long as he has – that much is clear. Targeting youthful audiences like schools and universities is definitely the way to go.

Anton Greenaway

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Edward Lincoln, Film Editor

The Hobbit Trilogy With the release of The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies this Christmas, director Peter Jackson’s 15 year love affair with the works of Tolkien has come to end. Now seems like the perfect time to take a look at these three latest instalments from Middle Earth, and see how they have measured up to the book, the original trilogy of films, and most importantly, the expectations of the fans.

Many accused Jackson of using The Hobbit as a cash cow, milking three blockbuster films out of one book, but if you ask me, this misses the point of this latest trilogy. The original films recreated the epic scale of the Lord of the Rings, and got away with doing it in three parts; they were already a trilogy of books after all, so nobody complained. Sure, they could have squeezed the entire Hobbit story into two hours forty five, but think of the details they would have missed; it would have meant skipping from one scene to the next, never fully establishing the plot, and falling victim to the same mistakes as most film adaptations of novels.

Thankfully, The Hobbit is just as epic as the original films, due in part to its detail, but in equal measure to the array of acting talent on display.

The familiar faces of Orlando Bloom, Elijah Wood, and the mighty Ian McKellen all help re-establish Middle Earth, albeit in an earlier era, but what surprised me most was the ease with which the new cast members integrated into the story. In the title role, Martin Freeman creates not only a convincing Bilbo Baggins, but one with a fantastic British sensibility, keeping us amused with a stiff upper lip attitude and constant dry humour. The standout performances however come from Luke Evans as Bard and Richard Armitage as Thorin Oakenshield, who have such an important impact on the story that they seem to become the lead roles of the second and third films respectively.

What’s also interesting is that whilst watching the final film I was struck by how Jackson has succeeded in refreshing Tolkien’s post-world war influences to highlight many of our current global issues. Battle of the Five Armies deals with greed

on a formidable scale, as allied forces go to war with each other just to claim a mountain full of treasure, leading to the death of many of the film’s protagonists. In this respect, it seems The Hobbit films have gone one step further than the original trilogy, turning a 77 year old story into a 21st century fable.

In its onscreen form, The Hobbit has become many things: a prequel, a sequel, a trilogy and a fable. In all of these categories, it has succeeded in retaining the essence of Tolkien’s novels, whilst engaging an audience of a completely different era. At the conclusion of the final film, Thorin tells Bilbo, “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.” I’m not sure if The Hobbit can be summarised in one sentence, but if so, that’s about as close as it gets.

Edward Lincoln

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The Theory of Everything Never has there been such a marvel as Stephen Hawking. Surpassing every expectation, championing every new hurdle, he is a true inspiration for both the disabled and abled alike. It is common knowledge that he is a man with a mind to rival Einstein, and his work on the history of the universe has been enlightening to all. However, for one of the most famous men in the world, surprisingly little is known about his personal life. What we discover in this film is expectedly turbulent, but optimism can be found in Hawking’s positive attitude and quick wit, which remains throughout.

The challenge of this portrayal was taken by Eddie Redmayne, who has already proven his acting prowess in the 2012 hit Les Miserables. His physical and mental dedication to the role has produced a stunning portrayal in which nothing appears forced and every movement and expression has the viewer captivated.

both decided to face together, and despite being told to leave, Jane stayed, even as the illness worsened and it became harder to care for Stephen alone. Filling this role is Felicity Jones, known for Like Crazy (2011) and Girls (2014), who successfully portrays Jane’s growth from an unsure undergraduate to a mature wife and mother. Jones masterfully uses expression and tone of voice to bring the script to life, proving herself to be one to watch in the years to come.

However, they say that behind every great man there is an even greater woman. Supporting Hawking from their marriage in 1965 until their divorce in 1995 is the resilient Jane Wilde, perhaps the reason Professor Hawking was able to turn a life expectancy of two years into fifty. A chance meeting one night at Cambridge University sparked a love that surpassed the challenges they

With enough romance for the romantic and enough physics for the physicist, this film is suitable for most tastes, and with the Oscars just around the corner it is inevitable that this magnificent tale of strength and sacrifice will sweep the board, and deservedly so.

The harmony of this casting is undeniable, and the two clearly present the film’s overarching message: neither blamed the disability for the problems in the Hawking marriage, but rather the lack of communication in later years, which can affect all couples. This is a fantastic and public step away from ableism, which is an often unrecognised problem in modern society.

Chloe Allcock

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Lady in a Cage Most “hag horrors” or “psycho-biddy” films flourishing in the ‘60s and early ‘70s involved aging Hollywood starlets portraying menaced, deluded or deceived old gals who were gradually drifting into insanity, customarily presented through Grand Guinol hysterics and nightmarish blackand-white imagery.

Lady in a Cage, one of the better-crafted “hag horrors” features a widow (Olivia de Havilland) being terrorized by a group of thugs who break into her suburban home. Her only shortcoming that makes her truly vulnerable is that she’s trapped in a cagelike elevator that cuts her off completely from the outside world, rendering her utterly helpless.

This film is one of the nastiest ones of this genre, complete with some deliciously camp performances –including a young James Caan in his first essential starring appearance. Lady in a Cage somewhat struggles to add social commentary in thinly disguised layers ( by having de Havilland quote ludicrous poetry amidst the mayhem), but it mostly fails.

Its crowning merit, however, is how it conveys an almost bloodless yet unbearable, emotionally daunting, claustrophobic tone that most recent psychological thrillers lack.

Constantinos Kotrofou

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Nisa Khan, TV Editor Amy Bater, TV Editor

Gotham After the critically acclaimed Dark Knight trilogy, DC Comics seeks to capitalise on the Batman success in a novel yet sustainable way, by launching a prequel as a TV show. Similar to The Hobbit and Star Wars: Episodes I-III, Gotham partly shifts the focus from the initial protagonist. Thus, the story doesn’t revolve around Batman, but around other familiar characters that inhabit the city of Gotham.

Drawing from Nolan’s naturalistic approach, the series aims to show how Bruce Wayne was shaped by the social climate of his environment, long before his alter ego’s actual inception.

Plagued by gang wars and corrupt officials, Gotham is rotten to the bone. Freshly appointed police detective James Gordon provides the typical comic

book antithesis, as he takes a stance against the status quo. However, another underdog steals the show: a conniving young Penguin rises within the ranks of the local underworld with enough grace and charisma to often atone for his psychopathic tendencies. And as a runner-up comes Fish Mooney, a power-hungry mob leader, the donna whose strengths lie in deceit and seduction.

Not all is dark in Gotham, as Gordon’s partner, Harvey Bullock, shows occasional signs of redemption. Otherwise, the jaded detective often provides comic relief. As does eccentric forensic scientist Edward Nygma, the future Riddler. Sly young troublemaker Selina Kyle, soon-to-be Catwoman, mostly lands into amusing situations. A similarly

entertaining dynamic appears as butler Alfred Pennyworth tries to contain young master Bruce.

Blending crime drama, gangster epics, interesting characters, well-placed laughs and a basket full of Easter Eggs for the fans, Gotham feels exciting without even revealing its full potential. A spot-on cast pumps colour into the moody dark city. This promising start reminds me of the first season of “Fringe”. Let’s hope the producers play their cards right! Maybe even a Joker…!?

Stefan Stoican

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Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD is not a great programme. It’s a fine programme, but anyone who attests to its greatness is lying, or at the very least watching a different programme to me. Agents of SHIELD can be thought of as something for your eyes to do while your brain has a rest. When it is on I quite enjoy it; when it is not on, it could not be further from my thoughts.

The show is a spinoff from the successful Avengers film of 2012, and stars Clark Gregg as Agent Phil Coulson, reprising his Avengers role. Those who saw the film may recall that Coulson was killed by a vengeful Loki, however he is back! In typical Marvel fashion, death is not enough to halt an Avenger on his quest! Coulson and his team (the handsome one, the damaged and dangerous one, two attractive scientists and a maverick outsider) work for SHIELD, which is a spy and military agency who fight to keep the peace in an increasingly superhero-heavy world.

The actors all give strong performances, with MingNa Wen as the strong, stoical and very dangerous Agent May, being a particular highlight. However in the first season the show takes its time to find

its feet. Aside from being a spinoff of the moneymaking Avengers franchise, the show does not initially seem very sure of its ‘raison d’être’. However, as the season progresses a storyline does start to appear, providing a stronger sense of the characters and answering the questions that you are supposed to be asking – notably, how comes Coulson was dead but isn’t, and why did Samuel L. Jackson agree to appear in this?

As with many Marvel creations, the show is cut through with a rich vein of humour and what the British Board of Film Classification may call ‘mild peril’. Although I am not they so I can’t be sure that’s how they would describe it. Agents of SHIELD is a good show to watch on your evening off. It is a solid and entertaining show, and a pleasant way to pass 40 minutes. It won’t rock your world or define traditional notions of good and evil, but not every show has to. It is just quite a good show.

It has my mildest recommendation.

Ed Gove

Arrow: The Best Show on TV Arrow is a show based off of DC Comics’ popular character Oliver Queen who lives a double life as the superhero Green Arrow. Arrow is a show that started off for me as a throwaway, entertaining series I would watch whilst eating my dinner, but around two thirds of the way into the first season it started to get really good. Come season two it was the best thing on TV. It was funny and tense, with great 3D characters, interesting and engaging plot lines that often left me emotionally shattered. Arrow is probably my favourite show on TV; this mid-season break has been a horrible wait. I have to know what happens at that the end of that story. It’s the sign of a good show when you become invested in the lives of a

fictional character and start to care for their safety.

I’ve spent many an hour procrastinating by debating comic book shows on the internet with people about fan theories related to the show.

Comic book properties have become something of a phenomenon lately, with Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D, The Flash, Gotham, Constantine and The Walking Dead gathering high ratings alongside Agent Carter, iZombie, Daredevil and Jessica Jones all to be released on Netflix later this year.

With multiple comic book films and TV shows in development for release over the next few years, it truly is an exciting time to be a comic book fan.

Jack Fryer

The Flash After watching a handful of the first few episodes of The Flash I knew that this show had potential. Not only because of the faster-thanever speed of The Flash, the boyish charm Grant Gustin brings to the character, or the family ties between Barry (The Flash), Iris and Joe, but the multiple villains we come across every episode are all so fascinating and alarming that we want to see if they can actually be defeated and how.

Some may recognise Barry Allen (The Flash) as the singing rival on Glee and he was not the most likeable guy there was, which is what I’m used to seeing him as, so it was nice to see him play a favourable role; a “lovable tech geek” as he is probably best described. Another character who is probably very well known is Detective Joe West, former star of Law & Order whose daughter is Iris, Barry’s longtime crush.

Again he plays the role of a detective in The Flash but I don’t think anyone would complain as he is just as good on this show as he was on Law & Order.

Personally I had no prior knowledge of this superhero before watching the show, I think the only references I came across were from watching The Big Bang Theory! So coming into this whole world of The Flash with a fresh view made me see the character in a completely different light to those who have followed the superhero in comic books for years. Who knows if a dedicated Flash fan approves of this version but in my own opinion I have really enjoyed watching the show and look forward to more.

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Georgina Dedman, Books Editor

An Interview with Aaron Galvin Aaron Galvin, author of the book series “Salt” sat down with The Rabbit to share his inspriation for the creation of his series, and some advice for aspiring writers.

The Rabbit: Who is your favourite character and who was the most fun to write in Taken with a Grain of Salt?

Aaron Galvin: It’s tough to narrow down my favourite because I like most of them for different reasons. I’d lean toward Lenny though. He might seem jaded, but I love his toughness and inner struggle. Plus, he’s a wise guy.

TR: What other projects do you have planned that are book related?

AG: I’m currently writing the second book in my Vengeance trilogy about the Salem witch trials. I like to bounce back and forth between my two series to keep things fresh.

TR: What inspired you to invent the world of the Salt?

AG: My mom. I had written a different book that received numerous rejections from agents and publishers. Naturally, I moped about it. Mom told me to suck it up. Write something new. For about an hour, she gave me various prompts. “Wizards!” she’d say. “Yeah…” I’d reply. “Not sure if you know, Mom, but there is this series called Harry Potter...”

“Vampires! Werewolves!” “Twilight, Mom. ” Finally, she said, “How about mermaids?” I didn’t

have an answer for that suggestion. Not one to give in easily, I tried the argument that mermaids were for girls and, come on, what guy wants to be seen reading mermaid books? They weren’t cool!

Then Mom said something I’ll never forget. “Find a way to make them cool…Find a way to make mermaids cool so that guys like you will want to read about them. ” That changed everything. I’m a pretty competitive person. Suddenly I had a challenge. How could I make mermaids interesting for guys like me? How could I make them different?

Unique? My Salt series is the result. I like to think I accomplished Mom’s challenge of making mermaids cool for guys to read about. Readers will decide if that’s true.

TR: If you were washed up on a desert island which three book characters (any book!) would you most like with you and why?

AG: 1) Dumbledore from Harry Potter. He could rescue me/bring us back to the mainland whenever we wanted. Plus, I think it’d be cool just to talk with him. 2) Aslan from The Chronicles of Narnia.

I always wondered what the Pevensie children must have felt standing next to him, or how cool it would be to run my fingers through his mane. Plus, he’d make me feel safe no matter where I was. 3) Arwen from The Lord of The Rings. If I’m stranded on a desert island, might as well have something

pretty to look at. It doesn’t hurt that she can hunt too. Also, I’ve always wanted to meet an elf.

TR: What inspired you to become a writer and have you got any tips for any of my readers who are aiming to become writers themselves?

AG: I love that you asked about inspiration directly after the ‘pick three characters/deserted island’ question above because *they* are my inspiration.

Theirs are the stories I loved growing up, and still love today. I want to see if I can imagine and write worlds and characters as diverse and wonderful as those before me to continue the bond between storyteller and reader. As for tips, I think most authors will tell aspiring writers to both read as much as possible and also write something everyday.

Both are certainly relevant and important. Something else I always tell those I speak with about writing is to let the voices in your head breathe life into your characters. When you hear a voice whispering about a story, engage it. Have that conversation with the anonymous voice and see where it wants to go. Yes, if anyone saw you they might think you’re crazy, (maybe all of us writers are), but if you can’t converse with that voice, or picture yourself journeying alongside them, why should your readers? You have to *go there*.

Rachel Simson

Great Worqs - Publishing Opportunity We are an online publishing platform, which allows writers and writing enthusiasts to submit short stories, film synopsis’ and blurbs. If stories are great enough they will be published onto our platform. Writers with published work on the site, are able to upload books and scripts which can be bought for a fee of £1.49/ $2.32 to readers of Great Worqs. The majority of royalties will be returned to the writer. There is an aspect of the site, which allows filmmakers from all over the world to connect for free. We currently boast profiles from many established filmmakers including Terance Nance, Andrew Corkin, Dean Craig, Eric Kolelas and others. In the new year we will also have an abundance of students from the Met Film School based in Ealing, after the school is pushing Great Worqs through their institutions social pipeline.

The Great Worqs team consists of students from Swansea University, Imperial College,London, NYU students and other schools too. As a writer or writing enthusiast, you would be able to upload your story to Great Worqs, gain traction for your story within days, and depending on how much members of the site love your stories (and rate you). Filmmakers will be able to easily get in contact with you in order to possibly turn your words into Great Worqs. We practically break down the barriers for writers when it comes to the publishing and film industry. At the same time for filmmakers, they are able to easily connect with likeminded filmmakers from all over the world for free unlike any other sites.

We launched 6 days ago and have since grown across our social platforms in a serious manner.

Our Site: www.greatworqs.net Our Facebook: https://www. facebook.com/greatworqs Twitter @GreatWorqs Our Instagram http://instagram.com/great_worqs/ Topé Balogun

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Happy Birthday J.R.R Tolkien!

Born: 3rd of January 1892 Born 3rd January 1892, John Ronald Reuel Tolkien was an English writer, poet, and university professor, best known as the author of the classic high-fantasy works, The Hobbit, Lord Of the Rings, and The Silmarillion.

The Lord of The Rings is the third best-selling work of fiction of all time, behind Don Quixote and A Tale Of Two Cities, with over 150 million copies sold. It has inspired artwork, music, films, television, video games, and subsequent literature, and continues to do so.

At age 16, Tolkien fell in love with Edith Bratt. His guardian, a Catholic priest, was horrified that his ward was seeing a Protestant and ordered him to have no contact with Edith until he turned 21. Tolkien obeyed, pining after Edith for years until that fateful birthday, when he met with her under a railroad viaduct. She broke off her engagement to another man, converted to Catholicism, and the two were married for the rest of their lives. At Tolkien’s instructions, their shared gravestone has the names “Beren “ and “Luthien” engraved on it, a reference to a love story between a mortal man and immortal elf maiden he created.

Tolkien was a veteran of the First World War and served as a second lieutenant in the 11th (Service) Battalion of the British Expeditionary Force in France. He was also present for some of the bloodiest trench fighting of the war, including the Battle of the Somme. The deprivations of Frodo and Sam on their road to Mordor may have had their origins in Tolkien’s time in the trenches, during which he contracted a chronic fever from the lice that infested him, which forced him to return home. He would later say that all but one of his close friends died in the war, giving him a keen awareness of its tragedy that shines through in his writing.

As a linguist and expert on Old English and Old Norse Literature, Tolkien was a professor at Oxford University from 1925 until 1959. Tolkien wasn’t the typical reserved stereotype of an Oxford don in the classroom. He went to parties dressed as a polar bear, chased a neighbour dressed as an axe wielding Anglo-Saxon warrior and was known to hand shopkeepers his false teeth as payment. As one of his students put it, “He could turn a lecture room into a mead hall.”

Ben Gregson

The Name of the Wind by Patrick Rothfuss The Name of the Wind by Patrick Rothfuss is the story of Kvothe, an impossibly talented boy who grows up to become a feared legend, known for seducing the Fae, slaying kings and talking to Gods. His expansive intellect guides him across the world as he searches for revenge against the Chandrian, a mythical race of people who murdered his entire family.

The book is the first of a trilogy that heavily indulges in both rich world-building and poetic language.

If you are a fan of high fantasy, then The Name of the Wind is a book you should pick up. I don’t say this because I think it is an example of how high fantasy should be, but it is pleasant to read; something that doesn’t feel too influenced by the ‘Lord of the Rings’ or ‘Dungeons and Dragons’ lore. While it has elements from both, the fantasy has a very distinct flavour to it, which comes from the books distaste for black box magic.

The language is another main feature. Kvothe, as the storyteller, comes from a background of live performance. This gives Rothfuss’ strong sense of romantic wordplay its own freedom to saturate the book and paint Kvothe’s tale in blinding colour.

Unfortunately, the book’s virtues are also its vices.

While the prose is rich, it can be nauseating and

slow. There are also characters that provide nothing but pointless, frustrating distractions to Kvothe’s journey. However, the greatest flaw is Kvothe himself. Due to his overpowered intelligence, he lacks any sense of true development. There aren’t any limits to what he can do, so, although he experiences setbacks, there isn’t anything that is completely unattainable to him, which would have deepened his character in how he reacts when his intellect is either inadequate or simply irrelevant.

However, my final opinion is that The Name of the Wind is an incredibly beautiful book that I couldn’t put down for a long, long time. Despite its flaws, it is a wonderfully spun tale of romantic heroism and scientific magic.

BO O REVI K EWS Lydia Pauly

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Science Space, the Final Frontier Year 2015 will bring us various anniversaries. In the field of astronomy, there will be one very important anniversary as the Hubble Space Telescope will celebrate 25 years in space on 25th of April.

The plans for Hubble Telescope were created in 1975, and in 1977 after government funding, the telescope was built. The launch was planned for October 1986, but it was delayed because of the Challenger accident. The telescope needed to wait a few years before it could be launched to help us discover various parts of space. During this time, the telescope was kept in a clean room, which was powered and purged by nitrogen. Then finally, on the 25th of April 1990, the telescope was released to the Earth’s orbit. However right after its launch another complication occurred.

It was discovered that the primary mirror was the wrong shape. Therefore the images that the telescope obtained had drastically lower focus than was expected, and they were pretty much useless.

So even though NASA now finally had their expensive telescope in space, it couldn’t help them

with their research.

In 1993, 3 years after the start of the mission, the Space Shuttle Endeavour carried 7 astronauts to fix the Hubble Telescope mirror and install two new cameras. Now, after so many years of waiting, it was finally Hubble’s time to shine. Because of this telescope, we now know a lot more about space and how it functions. The most famous discoveries on its account is creating a 3-D map of dark matter, the discovery of two of Pluto’s moons, and discovering that nearly every major galaxy is anchored by a black hole. And that is just the start of a long list.

The journey of the Hubble Telescope will end between 2021 and 2032, when it will be deorbited.

Its successor will be the James Webb Space Telescope, which will be released to the space in around 2018.

Barbora Eliet Hrádecká

2015: Pluto’s Year In 2006, Pluto was demoted from its planetary status to that of a dwarf planet by the International Astronomical Union (IAU) as a result of the change in the definition of the word planet. The IAU stated that because Pluto isn’t the most gravitationally dominant object in the area and doesn’t “clear the neighbourhood”, it’s technically not a planet. Ever since, there have been a number of scientists trying to reinstate Pluto as a planet and 2015 could be their year. Even if it’s not, 2015 will be a huge year for Pluto in space exploration, with plans to uncover the dwarf planet’s secrets.

NASA’s New Horizons Probe was launched in 2006. Since then, it has been dormant for approximately two-thirds of it’s 8 years in space. It is now active and is expected to intercept Pluto’s orbit in July 2015 after a 3 billion mile journey.

New Horizon is equipped to collect data, images and samples from Pluto. In July, the probe will send NASA high quality images from a close

distance of 10,000 km of Pluto. New Horizon can also indirectly discover if there are oceans on Pluto. The deeper you go into the surface the higher the pressure, meaning it’s warmer and therefore warm enough to turn ice into water. This means that there may be undiscovered oceans in Pluto.

By measuring the shape of Pluto and identifying possible cracks in the surface which indicates a solid crust has formed from an underground ocean. The probe will also record the plasma and dust environment supporting the dwarf planet which will allow for further exploration into what lies within Pluto.

This year the New Horizon will explore Pluto in extreme detail, providing us with a fuller picture of the dwarf planet while paving the way for space exploration of the other end of the galaxy, which is often left unnoticed.

Asha Parmar

Alice Vardy, Science Editor

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A Public Service Announcement On The Proposed Global Exodus and Acceptance That We’ve Basically Ruined Earth The Ministry would like to address complaints following its last announcement. Many wrote in to say that they were already fishing from the roof of their motorhome in Margate, and pig-headedly ignoring Rising Climate Seas wasn’t helping them.

In response to this we have come to the following solution: a huge financial input into space exploration that will enable a global evacuation and colonisation of Mars within the next 25 years. It’ll be just like WALL-E. We see no reason why this cannot be achieved.

America managed to put blokes on the moon in 1969, and British puppets in the mid-sixties were capable of immensely sophisticated space and

supersonic travel, despite the clear design flaw of only being able to take off from a swimming pool on a billionaire’s private island in an undisclosed location in the South Pacific. In order to cut costs it has been suggested that instead of using the notoriously unstable Liquid Hydrogen to fuel rocket motors, the hot air coming out of Richard Branson could be harnessed for this purpose.

Concerns have already been aired over whether the desolate and harsh environment of Mars is suitable for human habitation, but we would argue that the same could be asked of the North of Britain. In addition some have pointed out that there is little visible or biological evidence that Mars can

actually support any kind of life. We would suggest those with such queries look at Colchester High Street on a Saturday night, which offers similar adversity and yet life of some description still struggles here as well.

This has been a public service announcement on the proposed contingency plan of sodding off to a planet we haven’t buggered yet, brought to you

by The Ministry Of Impeding Global Catastrophe.

Elijah Bell

Science Update: Russian Moon Plans Out of this World Russian company, Lin Industrial, have announced that they have plans to build a lunar base. Estimated at just less than $10 billion, its a bargain. It will take 10 years to construct, with over 40 rocket launches in the first five years. However Lin Industrial have only invested $176,000 so far, which isn’t even enough to build the very first prototype.

Are you my mummy?

“Three parent” IVF babies will become legal in Britain in 3 weeks. The process uses genetic material from the eggs of two women, combined with the sperm of a man, to produce IVF embryos that are free of serious mitochondrial diseases, which currently affect about one in every 6,500 children.

Opportunity Suffers Early Onset Alzheimer’s NASA’s Opportunity Rover has been having memory problems due to old age. The 10 year old rover has been shutting down unexpectedly and consequently losing data. Scientists have written a new piece of software and will upload it to Opportunity shortly.

Who am I? And where are my pants?

Nudist beach to be opened in Colchester

The brain’s internal compass has been found, it is located in the base of the brain in the area of the hippocampus. It’s also the area of the brain that is one of the first that is damaged by diseases such as Alzheimer’s, which may explain why becoming lost and confused is a common early problem in sufferers.

The effects of global warming are becoming more apparent in Britain. 2014 was the hottest year on record. In other news an estimated 7,000 properties around England and Wales will be sacrificed to rising seas over the next century, according to the Environment Agency.

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Luiza Sandru, Lifestyle Editor

Do Resolutions Really Work?

After the binge drinking and awkward pressure of midnight kissing has calmed down, everyone becomes reflective over the year they have had. Good or bad, one thing is certain, the Facebook montages are unanimously cringe-worthy!

I have been quietly awaiting the unrelenting wave of hashtags that will feature on all of January’s pictures on my Instagram feed, #NewYearNewMe probably being the most notorious. Somehow, I have never been one to see the use in New Year’s Resolutions.

My aim was to write every day, but that kind of forced creativity always ended up having the reverse effect on my productivity, as it usually is with most people’s resolutions. I mean, you end up reading more or exercising excessively for the first 3 weeks of January and then you stop. And you feel guilty. But is it really worth all the guilt?

Studies have shown that fewer than 10% of New Year resolutions are kept for the entire year, with most being tossed out the window by Valentine’s Day. This isn’t news to most of us, as soon as you fail to go to the gym once or have to stay up late to get a deadline in (that one you PROMISED you’d get done early), you descend into a seemingly endless black hole of blame, where laziness seems your only consolation.

All of this seems so pointless and redundant, yet we force ourselves into this ritual every January 1st. I totally understand that we all have directions which we wish to make positive progress in, and that New Year’s serves as a reason for this lifestyle change. But really, if we were to actually be successful, would we have to wait for the 1st?

Some people feel like they have to wait for a reason to get to all the things they’ve been meaning to, but it all

comes a ‘little too-much-too-soon’, and we just end up beating ourselves up over it all.

It may be a new year, but it is not a new you, it is the same old you, just with a different view and focus. So while I appreciate everyone’s efforts to improve themselves in any way they want, I highly encourage you all to 1) be reasonable, 2) be patient, and 3) try as best as you can to realise it’s only you that you have to answer to, and that it is not the total end of the world if you lose that January-motivation high. That’s the only way you’ll see your resolutions through to 2016.

Savanna Rayment

A few thoughts on personal growth Ah 2015. Time for a new year, new me right? But what does this really mean?

The time where millions of people from all around the world are planning on accomplishing goal: from weight loss, less smoking, saving money and anything in between. But here’s the thing, so many people are trying to change their appearance, in such times where how you look and what you own matters so much. But have you ever considered working on developing your mind and soul?

So I took time out and I wrote a list of things I wanted to do before I get too old and frail. I went on holiday, I took up volunteering, I took Spanish classes, got myself a few part time jobs, joined the gym, lost some weight, pigged out on 3am Dominoes and went October sober all year round. And you know what? I felt a positive change in myself, I am more mature now and truly know what I want and where I want to be.

And I feel like I’m now that beautiful butterfly.

Personal growth is all about developing yourself as a human being, growing within your inner self, reaching a sort of personal harmony from within. And as soon as you’ve done that then there is so many more areas within the world in which you can stretch yourself too. And only by being fully happy with yourself, you can achieve your best potential in other areas as well.

I’m not telling you to go do all of the above, as your personal growth can be so much different than anyone else’s. It’s yours. Do as you please. Go and hug a monkey, do some yoga and find your inner self, or become a “sofa bear” and watch Netflix for 48 hours straight. But sometimes you need to find who you are.

Take me for example, before last year I never really took the time to sit down and think about what I really want from MY own life. I’ve never really had a “plan” as such. And my life seemed to be heading nowhere.

Don’t get me wrong, I was at university and passing my assignments (the usual pre twenties student life) but I just wasn’t satisfied.

I mean look at celebrities. There are plenty of them who have gone through personal growth and become who they truly wanted to be. Take Miley Cyrus for example. She might not be everyone’s cup of tea, but she is celebrating who she is. She’s grown, and gone totally independent and you know what I say?

I say rock on!

This year instead of making pointless New Year resolutions that you make every single year, resolutions that just end up being written on a paper and nothing more, take small steps and make small changes, one at a time. Take time out and decide who you really want to be! What you waiting for?

Emma Louise Allwood

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Could this be your beauty resolution for 2015?

These days, the most popular topics of discussion seem to be the transition into the New Year and new beginnings. If you find yourself amongst the ones that are in the middle of writing the revolutionary list that will change their lifestyle in 2015, then you’re in good hands!

Keep calm and read on to find out what could change your beauty routine almost entirely. The Lifestyle section would like to firstly wish you a very Happy New Year and also cordially invites you to follow the advice below.

Baby steps are the key if you feel even slightly reluctant towards adopting a full all-natural beauty routine. This is why I advise that you start by replacing only one beauty product out of your beauty regime.

Choosing a product which comes in a container that isn’t very appealing to the eye, most commonly lacking a colourful design and a catchy phrase, could prove to be difficult. The reason for this is the extensively broadcasted advertisements of brands that very cleverly engrave themselves into our memories. And unwillingly, we give in to them, because our idea of quality is unconsciously attributed to a name, rather than the chemical composition.

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Create good habits in order to be successful Many successful people schedule their day and have certain habits. In order to achieve your goals you need really good planning, but also a really good state of mind and an organized working method. The following steps are followed rigorously by successful people and, if you want to be among them, you should give them a try.

Don’t check your phone the minute you wake up Nowadays, we use our smart phones for everything - including as an alarm clock. So when you turn off that alarm in the morning, the notifications pop up, they draw you in and you end up checking everything from emails, to Facebook replies in the first half hour of your morning.

Here are three 100% natural alternatives that I have always selected, and swear by, myself:

1. Treat your skin to a coconut scented royal treatment at the end of the day!

Simply using Coconut Oil to remove your makeup dramatically reduces your daily intake of Oxides, Salicylates, Phtalates, Oxybenzone and Parabens, which are unavoidably found in makeup and beauty products. If you are afraid to put oil on your already oily complexion, visit the newspaper’s website and search for my previous article about Olive Oil to learn more about why you shouldn’t have any worries.

2. Give your skin a glass of water to drink!

Especially around the eyes, my suggestion is using Vaseline instead of the much acclaimed night serums. Okay, I know what you’re thinking, “Why on earth should I put something that my Dad used to fix my bicycle anywhere near my face?” The answer: a small container of Vaseline ( priced £1,50) will outlast and outdo a 25 ml container of eye serum (priced £20). Bonus: it also makes your eyelashes grow longer!

3. Grow strong, healthy, cuticle-free nails!

An alternative to cuticle removers, which can contain Potassium or Sodium hydroxide, is Castor Oil. Two drops are plenty to massage onto your nails and leave in to work its magic over night. It gets better, a 100 ml bottle ( priced £5) will last you over a year and don’t worry about expiration dates!

And here they are! As I look back on my suggestions for you today, I realise I’ve focused on evening and night time. This is when we want our skin to feel pure and we should want to allow it to fully regenerate when sinking into a deep untroubled sleep, shouldn’t we? I believe that by trying any of the above, you will soon be able to fully understand the power of nature.

Madalina Leordean

Don’t check your messages all the time I admit I have this habit and I know a lot of people that do as well. I leave my email, Facebook and other social media accounts open while working. This way, every time I get a notification, the sounds make me go to the tab and instantly check it. This is actually very bad because it disrupts your workflow and when you start again it is harder to concentrate. If something urgent needs your attention, that person will call you and text you. The rest of the messages can wait until your next break.

Take time for yourself and be grateful It is really important to start your day right.

So before the healthy breakfast that will kick-start your metabolism and keep you full of energy throughout the day, you should also take some time for yourself and prep your mind. Tony Robbins suggests setting up an “Hour of Power”, but if you don’t have that much time even 30 or 15 minutes is enough. Robbins recommends a mix of light exercises, such as stretching or pilates, a bit of meditation and a few minutes of reflection. Think of everything you’re grateful for: in yourself, among your family and friends, and your life. This way your spirit will relax and you will face the things that you need to tick off your list with a more positive attitude.

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Make a list If we can write shopping lists and make up wishlists, why shouldn’t we be able to make a day-to-day list of things to do?

These days, the most popular discussion topic around us seems to be the transition into the New Year and New Year Resolutions. I thought I’d share with you something that I have been attempting to do for a while now, but also something that I intend to turn into a habit: making lists. If we can write shopping lists and make up wishlists, why shouldn’t we be able to make a day-to-day list of things to do?

Grandma? Brilliant! I applaud you and happily put a red pen in your hand to scratch that baby off the list!

And now it’s your turn, let the self-accomplishment feeling take over, I promise it does wonders to your self-esteem. If you fall into the category of people who have so much workload they feel overwhelmed during the week, give this a try, better time management skills are guaranteed.

I proudly stand by you, all the list-makers out there, and solemnly argue the bad mouths that accuse us of being too organized, who shout into the void “Will you just live a little?”, “Spontaneity is key!”.

This is where I write on my list the first thing to do tomorrow: “have an energizing green smoothie; DON’T TOUCH THE PANCAKES- it’s a trap! “. So how about you? Don’t be afraid to reach out for that old notebook and a pencil. I definitely recommend using stationary as opposed to mobile apps such as One Note, My notes and others. There is no greater joy when having a list than scratching or ticking tasks off.

And why do I go through all this trouble? To make you see the importance of completing little tasks throughout your day. We live our hectic lives in a world that seems to be jammed into the fifth gear.

So it is very easy to forget to be grateful, and feel the joy we get from seeing how far we have come in the last 24 hours.

Have you finished all your coursework for this week?

Have done all the laundry and written that Thank You card you’ve been meaning to send to your

In the end, look proudly at what you have achieved in good time and relax, now you’ve finally made some time to be spontaneous and live a little, because, hey, the days is still not over.

Madalina Leordean

Supply Four Supply Four is a social enterprise which works with organisations, charities and different projects, in order to provide help for meeting basic needs.

Online businesses are thought to be the future of commerce.

More and more entrepreneurs are opening their virtual gates, putting a spin on their business in order to rise above the crowd and make an impact.

Supply Four is a social enterprise which works with organisations, charities and different projects, in order to provide help for the four necessities of life : health, food and water, education, clothes and shelter. This means supply for is registered as a business, not as a charity, but chooses to donate some of their profits to different causes, while using the rest to pay for designing, manufacturing, to marketing and ad-

vertising.

For each chosen cause limited edition designs are made available on the website, and for each purchase £4 are donated to a project. Each design is printed in the UK on an ‘order to order’ basis, each order being made specially for the customer.

The latest cause Supply Four supported to is HegartyMaths, a project started by an inspirational teacher from West London named Colin Hegarty. The aim of HegartyMaths is to provide disadvantaged children with a new way of learning maths - and what can it be more fun that Youtube videos?

Luiza Sandru

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Tom Phillips, Sports Editor

Derby Day Beckons Essex Blades will travel to Norwich where they will face rivals UEA in the annual sporting event that is Derby Day. Across all the sports, competitors and supporters alike will go to Norwich in the hope of win the title after UEA regained the title last year in Essex.

The Rabbit will be exclusively covering the day as it happens with live scores, results and even the odd controversial moment, which is natural on such a day.

Sports Federation President, Luke Bowdery, gives his insight to the sporting event.

“Derby Day is definitely one of the biggest and best events of the year. It was absolutely fantastic last year, UEA have a lot to live up to.”

The VP Student Activities has an optimistic mind despite the Blades never winning the tournament away from home: “People say to me that the pressure is off because were away, but I disagree. We can win away with the right

Fixtures 14th January Basketball Men’s 2nd: Queen Mary (A) Futsal Men’s 1st: Brunel 1st (H) Lacrosse Men’s 1st: Northampton 1st (A) Netball Women’s 2nd: King’s College 4th (A) Rugby League Men’s 1st: Reading 1st (H)

frame of mind we can win. To win at UEA would make my Sabb year, no Sabb has ever won away. So that’s definitely one for the record books.”

Last year’s Derby Day was one to remember when the overall result was the closest it has been since the competition began. Bowdery recalls one of the most memorable games on the day.

“Last year watching one of the deciding fixtures in pool. Level Up [was] really cramped. Buzzing atmosphere, it was nail biting.”

The former Table Tennis President has had a tough experience with UEA in previous Derby Days.

“Essex table tennis have always been undone

by UEA, they are a good side. They are in the Premier Division [in BUCS]. But this year we have a strong squad, Sam Cowan is one of the best players in the country. And he’s a fresher.”

Tom Phillips Squash Men’s 1st: Kings College 1st (H) Men’s 2nd: City 1st (A)

Mixed 1st: City 1st (A) Mixed 2nd: Kings College (A) Hockey

Tennis Women’s 2nd: SOAS 1st (H) Men’s 1st: Sussex 1 st (H)

Women’s 1st: Imperial 1st (H)

Volleyball Women’s 1st: Kingston 1st (A) Fixtures 21st January Basketball Men’s 1st: LSE 1st (A) Football Men’s 5th: Suffolk 1st (A) Golf

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WEDNESDAY 26TH NOVEMBER | ISSUE 161

SPORTS

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Too Sexy?

For the last year or so, there has been a debate within the surfing industry as to whether female surfers are publicised because of their genuine talent on a surfboard or due to the fact that they spend their time in a tiny bikini, and as a female surfer, I am in two minds about the topic.

Part of me says that surfing in a bikini is all just a part of the sport, almost like a uniform, so let’s not read too much into it. Confidence is what makes a girl sexy, not the tiny bikini and based on that theory, all surfers are sexy.

Sponsors have zoned in on this and use women to represent their brands and wear their clothes and swimwear, creating a thin line between two careers. Professional female surfers are now having to add modelling to their portfolio because it is a guaranteed way to not only be represented in a very male dominated world, but the fact that they will be remembered by the masses (mainly men) because they were photographed in a bikini for a double

page spread presents a bit of a problem for the women that are trying to kick start their career based only on their surfing talent.

Sponsors are the financers of careers, they pay for travel and equipment, but for the up and coming surfers with an immense amount of talent and current professionals, it is starting to become clear that a career based entirely on surfing talent in a materialistic society is just not a viable option and that talent alone, won’t get you anywhere. Appealing to men undoubtedly brings exposure but it consequently devalues the surfing, which is after all, the reason that we find ourselves here in the first place.

Whilst I am of the opinion that if you have it then you should flaunt it, and that all publicity is good publicity for both the surfer and the label, seeing a surfer using the bikini for its intended use is the way that it should be and that without surfers to put their products on, their businesses would suffer severely, but the amount

of adverts that consist of the surfer actually surfing, as opposed to lying in the sand are rare and pushing the presentation of female surfers towards Sports Illustrated can never be a good thing.

It is undeniable that women need to do things that will get them noticed in a world where the men are given bigger competition prize pots, better waves to surf and endless amounts of publicity, but it also poses an interesting question. If the tables were turned and men found themselves in an industry dominated by women, would they be forced to go to the same extent in order to be noticed?

Grace Morgan

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Transfer window will be ultimate test for Humes Colchester United boss, Tony Humes, will face his toughest task off the pitch as a professional manager, the January transfer market.

The U's are facing relegation to League Two based on current form and with an exceedingly young and string-bear squad, Humes will no doubt be looking for experience and depth for the closing stages of the season.

Above all else, Humes, who replaced Joe Dunne as manager earlier in the season, will face the important task of keeping top scorer Freddie Sears.

Speculation has risen in the past month as Sears is now free to speak to any club as his contract runs out within six months.

Sears, has been on consistent form under Humes and

has been pivotal in most of his games in recent months and many U's fans are praying that come the 2nd February, Sears will still be playing at the Weston Homes Community Stadium Speaking to the Gazette, Humes said: “We haven’t given up hope of keeping Freddie here.”

Rumours had circulated that Sears was linked to a move to League Two side, Luton Town. However their manager John Still dismisses the speculation speaking to Luton Today.

“No, Freddie is way out of our range, well out of it.”

The U's also face the challenge of signing players for the sake of depth and experience.

Humes has mentioned on multiple post-match interviews that he has a very young squad in the Football League and concedes experience is a necessity.

The U's have signed former Reading and Latvian international Gorkss on a short-term contract to help with the recent defence injury crisis they faced.

It is however unclear whether Gorkss will still be with the U's come the end of January.

Depth has been weakened with the like of Dominic Vose and Marcus Bean terminating their contracts with mutual consent. There is however some positive activity with David Fox confirming his stay at the club until the end of the season.

Tom Phillips