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cover story Gleeks rejoice Hit Fox series returns with new episodes who was on Broadway before being cast in “Glee,â€? plays ambitious pitch-perfect singer nbridled enthusiasm is rare Rachel. Canuck Cory Monteith (rumored real-life boyfriend to these days, especially in Michele) portrays cool quarterteenagers. But Fox breathes back Finn, while Chris Colfer new life into prime time with plays gay teen Kurt. Also, Kevin clean-cut youngsters who are McHale’s Artie doesn’t let his ready to sing. Get ready for wheelchair hold him back. the return of “Glee,â€? Tuesday, Other glee club standouts April 10. include Amber Riley as powThe students and staff of erhouse vocalist Mercedes, McKinley High continue the Jenna Ushkowitz as Goth chick drama, comedy and, most importantly, music with brand new Tina and Harry Shum as dancer episodes from the show’s third Mike. Dianna Agron portrays cheerleader-turned-glee-club season. member Quinn, alongside fel“Gleeâ€? has broken new low cheerleaders Heather Morground, thanks to its blend ris as Brittany and Naya Rivera of melodramatic teen angst, as Santana. comedy and cheesy musical Of course, every show needs numbers that range from classic a villain, and Jane Lynch fills show tunes to contemporary that role to a T as conniving pop songs. cheerleading coach Sue SylThe show has become a vester. powerhouse for Fox, even “Glee’sâ€? buzz-worthy spring spawning a wildly popular concert tour and seemingly endless premiere has the blogosphere heating up with speculation as merchandise. Hopelessly devoted Gleeks can enjoy not only to which songs the show will be covering. In the past, the the DVD and Blu-ray releases, cast has performed songs by but also a young-adult book everyone from Michael Jackson series, iPad apps, video games and Madonna to Barbra Streand much more. isand and John Lennon. With It’s been a long winter for pipes that rival some of today’s “Gleeâ€? fans -- aka Gleeks -hottest stars, the show isn’t who are dying to know what’s afraid to tackle musical theater happening with the McKinley either, having performed numHigh crew since the show’s winter finale on Feb. 21. Putting bers from “Guys and Dolls,â€? such a popular show on hiatus “Les MisĂŠrablesâ€? and “Grease.â€?

The music from the series for more than a month might seem like an unusual move, but may be more popular than the splitting up the season this way series itself. Shortly after the appears to follow a new prime- winter finale, Fox announced time trend. In fact, another Fox that the show had earned yet another groovy distinction: hit, “Bones,� returned to the schedule on April 2, following a Soundscan ranked the show’s performances at No. 8 among hiatus that began on Jan. 12.

Matthew Morrison leads the the Top 10-selling digital U.S. artists of all time. It might cast as Will Schuester, a dedisurprise non-Gleeks to know cated teacher who takes over that the cast rivals such hugely the school’s New Directions popular acts as Rihanna, Lady glee club and tries to inspire his young charges to believe in Gaga, Taylor Swift, Katy Perry themselves and reach for the and the Black Eyed Peas, thanks stars. to more than 32 million digital Breakout star Lea Michele, downloads in the U.S.

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So, it comes as no surprise that the Food Network should roll out the red carpet for a second edition, which gets underway this Sunday, April 8. Sixteen famous faces have signed on to battle it out in the kitchen – against each other and against the clock – as they race to create topquality dishes from mystery ingredients.

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Iron Chef Michael Symon competes in “Chopped All-Stars� en Stadium and head into the “Chopped� kitchen. Although Cat Cora, Marc Forgione, Jose Garces and Michael Symon might be used to working under pressure, they’ll be dealing with more than one mystery ingredient in this competition, and they won’t be getting any help from assistants.

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(2h) 9:00 PM HBO “Bridesmaids” +++ (Comedy,2011) Maya Rudolph, Kristen Wiig.

(2h15) 9:30 PM SPIKE “Walking Tall” +++ (Action,2004) Johnny Knoxville, Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson. (2h) TCM “Son of Frankenstein” +++ (Horror,1939) Bela Lugosi, Boris Karloff.

(1h45) 10:00 PM MAX “50 First Dates” +++ (Romance,2004) Adam Sandler, Drew Barrymore. (1h40) 11:45 PM HBO “The Losers” +++ (Action,2010) Chris Evans, Jeffrey Dean Morgan.

(1h40) 12:00 AM (THIS) “Fly Away Home” +++ (Drama,1996) Anna Paquin, Jeff Daniels.

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Kevin Spacey, John Hurt. (2h) 9:15 AM AMC “What’s Eating Gilbert Grape?” +++ (Drama,1993) Johnny Depp, Juliette Lewis. (2h45) MAX “X-Men: First Class” ++++ (Action,2011) Michael Fassbender, James McAvoy. The government asks the Mutants to help stop a dictator intent on starting World War III. (2h15) 10:10 AM TMC “The Barefoot Executive” +++ (Comedy,1971) Joe Flynn, Kurt Russell.

(1h35) 12:00 PM AMC “The Sandlot” +++ (Children,1993) Mike Vitar, Tom Guiry. (2h30) 12:30 PM TOON “Who Framed Roger Rabbit?” +++ (Comedy/Drama,1988) Bob Hoskins, Joanna Cassidy. (2h) 1:00 PM ION “Space Cowboys” +++ (SciFi,2000) Clint Eastwood, Tommy Lee Jones. (3h) 2:15 PM TCM “The Adventures of Tartu” +++ (Action,1943) Robert Donat, Valerie Hobson. (1h45) HBO “Grind” +++ (Comedy,2003) Mike Vogel, Adam Brody. (1h45) 2:30 PM SHOW “Capote” ++++ (True Story,2005) Catherine Keener, Philip Seymour Hoffman. Writer Truman Capote becomes profoundly affected by his relationship with a convict. (2h) 2:45 PM TMC “Crime Spree” +++ (Action,2003) Gérard Depardieu, Harvey Keitel. (1h40) 4:00 PM (THIS) “The Masque of the Red Death” +++ (Horror,1964) Hazel Court, Vincent Price. (2h) TCM “Sabotage Agent” +++

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(2h15) TMC “As Good as It Gets” +++ (Comedy,1997) Helen Hunt, Jack Nicholson. (2h30) 8:15 PM MAX “48 Hours” ++++ (Action,1982) Eddie Murphy, Nick Nolte. A cop enlists the aid of a crook serving thirty-five years for robbery. (1h45) 9:00 PM FAM “Matilda” +++ (Family,1996) Danny DeVito, Mara Wilson. (2h) 10:00 PM MAX “The Eagle” +++ (Adventure,2011) Jamie Bell, Channing Tatum.

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housands of people are employed with companies that dig up the scandals and secrets of public figures. But what about the people whose jobs revolve around hiding the secrets? They can’t all be bad.

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ABC’s new series, “Scandal,” follows the life of a crisis management firm as it struggles to help its clients hide anything they don’t want exposed. Olivia Pope and Associates consists of six communications specialists who are the best of the best at keeping their clients happy while maintaining a flawless

public image. Unfortunately, the team members themselves can barely control their own lives.

The series premiered last week, and it airs Thursdays, on ABC. It is loosely based on the career of former press aide Judy Smith, who worked with President H.W. Bush and helped put out fires all over Washington.

Smith acts as a consultant for the series, providing advice and insight to what would have really happened in certain situations, which gives the series a flair of authenticity.

For this new drama, ABC has turwned to its tried-and-true creator, Shonda Rhimes. Rhimes is the brains and head writer for several of ABC’s other big series, most notably “Off the Map,” “Grey’s Anatomy” and “Private Practice.”

“Scandal” has a bit of a different angle than her typical medical dramedies do. While “Grey’s” and “Practice” also focus on a tight-knit group of coworkers, the main characters are often just as vulnerable as the other members of the group. In “Scandal,” however, team leader Olivia Pope seems to be the only person who has her head above water -- and the others are pulling her down.

“I don’t think my shows are necessarily medical shows or political shows or fixer shows,” Rhimes said in an interview with the Television Critic’s Association. “The show is about strong, smart women and a lot of flawed, interesting people.”

Pope used to work in the White House as a senior communications director, but she left that role to start her own firm. Now, even though she has resigned from her official work with the president, her succes-

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sor -- and the President himself -- is close at hand to ask for help. In the premiere episode that aired last week, the President was accused of having an affair with a White House intern and Pope had to step in to protect the leader’s reputation.

Pope is played by Kerry Washington, who has very little experience in television at all.

She’s starred in a few episodes here and there of “Boston Legal,” as well as a five-episode arc on “100 Centre Street” on A&E, but her biggest presence has been on the silver screen.

She starred as Patrick Wilson’s wife in “Lakeview Terrace” (2008) and Ray Charles’s wife in “Ray” (2004). She won several notable awards for the latter role, including a Teen Choice Award and a Satellite Award.

The film was also up for Best Picture, but it had little chance up against the box-office powerhouses “Million Dollar Baby” and “The Aviator.”

Pope’s right-hand man is Stephen Finch, played by Henry Ian Cusick. Finch was a ladies’ man before he realized that he wants to settle down and start a family with some lucky lady.

Unfortunately, his reputation precedes him, and few women will go near him anymore.

One woman who does want to be with Finch is Abby Whelan, the team’s investigator.

Whelan is so intent on getting Finch to notice her that she lets her job slide, and Pope ends up giving her several warnings about her performance.

Harrison Wright is the firm’s

legal whiz. He protects his clients’ interests to the best of his ability -- finding loopholes, ambiguous wording and general negligence on anyone’s part. He follows every letter of the law, and he expects others to do so as well -- or he will make them look foolish.

Computer hacker Huck (Guillermo Diaz) knows his way around any password and firewall that can be created. He decides to “use his powers for good,” and he is anything but modest about his abilities. His past work with the CIA gives him an insight to problems that many of his competitors can’t even fathom.

The newest hire is Quinn Perkins, who is played by Katie Lowes. Perkins is amazed by the work of the firm and she’s willing to do everything she can to help, but even Pope herself is hesitant about Perkins’s ability to handle the pressure.

Creator Rhimes said she’s going to use the new series as a way to make characters behave the way she wants them to, instead of catering to fan demands. In an interview with “The Wall Street Journal,” she explained how she changed the storylines of “Grey’s” to give fans what they wanted, but she insists that “Scandal” will not be so kind.

“I need to be the person directing where the stories are going and making sure the scripts are good,” she said.

“By the end of Season 2, the characters [of ‘Grey’s’] were no longer mine.”

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Hot Fuzz 2:30 PM The comedy team behind “Shaun of the Dead” returns with this hilarious film. When a straight-laced cop is sent to a small town, he searches the perfect community for crime. What he finds, however, is a twisted scheme that even he is unprepared for.

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Titanic 8:00 PM Witness the tragic sinking of the Titanic through the eyes of a wealthy family in the first part of this new miniseries. The fictional tale uses the legendary ship as the setting to tell a story that blends mystery, romance and action. Linus Roach stars.

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M 8:30 <+++ Crooklyn ('94) < Romona and Beezus ('10) Joey King. :45 Fighter :15 <+++ Grind ('03) Adam Brody, Mike Vogel.

T <+++ Recount (Dra, '08) John Hurt, Kevin Spacey. Making Of/:15 God Elvis < Fast Five (Act, '11) Paul Walker, Vin Diesel. <++ Head Above Water ('96) <++ Unknown ('11) Diane Kruger, Liam Neeson. <+++ Inception ('10) Leonardo DiCaprio, Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

Strange History HBO W 8:30 <++ Monte Carlo ('11) < Legend of the Guardians: The Owls... :15 <++ George of the Jungle ('97) Movie T 8:45 Stranger <++ The Medallion ('03) Jackie Chan. <+ Green Lantern ('11) Blake Lively, Ryan Reynolds. <+++ The Losers ('10) <++ Le Divorce ('03) Naomi Watts, Kate Hudson. God Elvis :15 <++++ Quiz Show Making Of <++ Knight and Day (Act, '10) Tom Cruise, F 8: <+++ Bend It Like... < Fast Five (Act, '11) Paul Walker, Vin Diesel. <+++ Liar Liar ('97) Jim Carrey. <+++ Girl With a Pearl Earring ('03) :45 <++ Win A Date With Tad Ham... :20 <++ Jonah Hex ('10) Josh Brolin. Movie :40 <+ Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son ('11) M Movie <++ The Nutty Professor ('96) <++ A Nightmare on Elm Street ('10) :10 <++ Major League ('89) Charlie Sheen. :05 <++ Vampires Suck ('10) T :15 <++++ X-Men: First Class ('11) James McAvoy. < Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps ('10) :10 <+++ Sanctum ('11) Rhys Wakefield. :15 <+++ Midnight Run ('88) Robert De Niro. :20 <++ Hall Pass ('11) Owen Wilson.

MAX W 8:30 <++ Hard Rain <+++ Dinner for Schmucks ('10) Steve Carell. <+++ Runaway Jury ('03) John Cusack. :50 <++ Another 48 Hours ('90) Eddie Murphy. :40 <+ Lottery Ticket ('10) Bow Wow. T 8:40 <++++ The Town ('10) < Endure ('10) Devon Sawa. :45 <+++ The Lost World: Jurassic Park ('97) Jeff Goldblum. :35 <++ Just Wright ('10) :20 <+++ William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet :20 <++ Little Fockers F Movie < Lucky ('11) Ari Graynor, Colin Hanks. :45 <++ A Low Down Dirty Shame ('94) :55 < Double Identity ('09) Val Kilmer. < Dirty Little Trick ('11) Dean Cain.

Movie M < Touched ('05) Randall Batinkoff, Jenna Elfman. < Skateland ('10) Shiloh Fernandez. <++ How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days :45 <+ According To Spencer ('01) Jesse Bradford. <++++ Capote ('05) Philip Seymour Hoffman.

T :15 < One Way to Valhalla ('09) Gabriel Macht. <++ Remember Me ('10) Caitlyn Rund. < Holy Rollers ('10) Jesse Eisenberg. <+++ The Hours ('02) Nicole Kidman. < Peep World ('10) Lewis Black.

SHOW W :15 < Lucky (Com, '11) Ari Graynor, Colin Hanks. :15 < The Prankster ('10) Devon Werkheiser. :15 < Barry Munday ('10) Judy Greer, Patrick Wilson. < Double Identity ('09) Val Kilmer. :45 < Grave Encounters ('11) Sean Rogerson.

Movie T 8:30 < TiMER ('09) < Skateland ('10) Shiloh Fernandez. :45 <+ The Deceivers ('88) Pierce Brosnan. :15 <+ According To Spencer ('01) Jesse Bradford. < Janie Jones ('10) Abigail Breslin.

F < One Way to Valhalla ('09) :35 <+ Father Hood ('93) :15 <++ Honey, I Blew Up the Kid :45 < The Reef ('10) :15 < The Perfect Host ('10) Clayne Crawford.

M 8:20 <++ The Witch's ... Make Believe :45 <++ Locked in Silence ('99) :20 < Talihina Sky: The Story of Kings... :45 <+++ Crime Spree ('03) Gérard Depardieu. :25 < Fair Game ('10) Naomi Watts.

T 8:30 < An Invisible Sign :10 <+++ The Barefoot Executive :40 < Bare Knuckles ('10) :15 <+ Surface to Air ('97) :50 <++ Bandits (Com, '01) Billy Bob Thornton, Bruce Willis. :55 < Once More With Feeling ('10) :40 <++ Celebrity ('99) Hank Azaria.

TMC W Movie <++ Memory ('06) Billy Zane. :25 <+ Undiscovered ('05) :05 <++ Honey, I Blew Up the Kid :35 < Agora (Dra, '09) Max Minghella, Rachel Weisz. :45 < TrollHunter ('10) Otto Jespersen.

T Movie < Evasive Action ('98) :15 < Dispatch ('11) Michael Bershad. :45 <+ Blind Terror ('01) Nastassja Kinski. :15 < All Good Things ('11) Ryan Gosling.

F 8: < Coach <+++ Indian Summer ('93)

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mance,2006) Amanda Bynes, Channing Tatum. (2h) SHOW “Letters to Juliet” +++ (Comedy/Drama,2010) Vanessa Redgrave, Amanda Seyfried. (1h45) 11:00 AM HBO “Something the Lord Made” +++ (Drama,2004) Alan Rickman, Mos Def. (2h) 11:15 AM TCM “The Song of Bernadette” ++++ (Religious,1943) Jennifer Jones, William Eythe. A young French girl’s claim of seeing a great vision causes controversy in her town. (2h45) 12:00 PM (WPMT) “Iron Monkey” +++ (Action,1993) Donnie Yen, Jean Wong.

(Subtitled) (2h) FX “What Happens in Vegas” +++ (Comedy,2008) Ashton Kutcher, Cameron Diaz. (2h) SPIKE “The Fugitive” +++ (Thriller,1993) Harrison Ford, Sela Ward. (3h) 12:05 PM AMC “The Perfect Storm” +++ (Action,2000) George Clooney, Mark Wahlberg. (2h56)

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James Woods, Louis Gossett Jr.. (1h45) 12:30 PM FAM “Mary Poppins” ++++ (Musical,1964) Julie Andrews, Dick Van Dyke.

In Edwardian London, a nanny teaches children how to make life enjoyable for all. (3h) 1:00 PM TNT “Total Recall” +++ (Sci-Fi,1990) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sharon Stone.

(2h30) 1:20 PM SHOW “The Italian Job” +++ (Action,2003) Charlize Theron, Mark Wahlberg. (1h55) 1:30 PM ION “Someone Like You” +++ (Romance,2001) Ashley Judd, Greg Kinnear. (2h) TOON “Planet 51” +++ (Animated,2009) Voices of Justin Long, Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson. (2h) 2:00 PM FX “The Bounty Hunter” +++ (Action,2010) Gerard Butler, Jennifer Aniston. (2h30) MAX “The Usual Suspects” ++++ (Crime Story,1995) Gabriel Byrne, Kevin Spacey. The sole survivor of a drug deal gone wrong recounts the events that led to an explosion. (1h50)

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edy,1999) Chris Klein, Natasha Lyonne.

(2h30) 3:00 PM (THIS) “Gigot” +++ (Comedy/ Drama,1962) Jackie Gleason, Katherine Kath. (2h) AMC “Backdraft” +++ (Action,1991) Kurt Russell, William Baldwin. (3h) SPIKE “A Bronx Tale” +++ (Drama,1993) Chazz Palminteri, Robert De Niro. (3h) 3:30 PM FAM “Nanny McPhee” +++ (Fantasy,2005) Colin Firth, Emma Thompson.

(2h) ION “Something to Talk About” +++ (Comedy,1995) Dennis Quaid, Julia Roberts. (2h) 4:30 PM CMT “Facing the Giants” +++ (Sport,2006) Alex Kendrick, Shannen Fields. (2h30) TCM “Barabbas” +++ (Religious,1961) Anthony Quinn, Jack Palance. (2h30) 5:00 PM (THIS) “How to Marry a Millionaire” +++ (Comedy,1953) Betty Grable, Marilyn Monroe. (2h) TOON “Transformers” +++ (Action,2007) Shia LeBoeuf, Megan Fox. (3h)

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mated,1998) Voices of Dave Foley, Kevin Spacey. (2h) ION “Space Cowboys” +++ (SciFi,2000) Clint Eastwood, Tommy Lee Jones. (3h) 5:35 PM MAX “Seven” +++ (Thriller,1995) Brad Pitt, Morgan Freeman. (2h10) 6:00 PM AMC “U.S. Marshals” +++ (Action,1998) Tommy Lee Jones, Wesley Snipes. (3h) 7:00 PM (THIS) “The Pride of St. Louis” +++ (Biography,1952) Dan Dailey, James Brown. (2h) TCM “Easter Parade” ++++ (Musical,1948) Fred Astaire, Judy Garland.

A man finds love as he tries to turn a chorus girl into a star to upstage his ex-partner. (2h) 7:30 PM FAM “Cars” +++ (Animated,2006) Voices of Owen Wilson, Paul Newman.

(2h30) 7:45 PM MAX “The Blues Brothers” +++ (Comedy,1980) Dan Aykroyd, John Belushi. (2h15)

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Smith, Bridget Moynahan. (2h30)

HALL “Love Comes Softly” +++

(Romance,2003) Dale Midkiff, Katherine Heigl. (2h) TNT “300” +++ (Epic,2006) Gerard Butler, Lena Headey. (2h30) 8:30 PM ION “The Visitor” +++ (Drama,2007) Richard Jenkins, Haaz Sleiman. (2h30) 9:00 PM SPIKE “Payback” +++ (Action,1999) Gregg Henry, Mel Gibson. (2h30) TCM “King of Kings” +++ (Epic,1962) Jeffrey Hunter, Siobhan McKenna. (3h) 10:00 PM TBN “The Passion of the Christ (Recut)” +++ (Epic,2004) James Caviezel, Maïa Morgenstern. (Subtitled) (2h30) 10:30 PM FX “I, Robot” +++ (Sci-Fi,2004) Will Smith, Bridget Moynahan. (2h30) 11:00 PM (THIS) “The Thirty Nine Steps” +++ (Thriller,1978) David Warner, Robert Powell. (2h) 11:30 PM SPIKE “Donnie Brasco” +++ (Crime Story,1997) Al Pacino, Johnny Depp.

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(THIS) “Wuthering Heights” +++

(Drama,1970) Harry Andrews, Pamela Brown. (2h) 11:00 AM AMC “Backdraft” +++ (Action,1991) Kurt Russell, William Baldwin. (3h) 11:30 AM MAX “Liar Liar” +++ (Comedy,1997) Jim Carrey, Maura Tierney. (1h30) 1:00 PM MAX “Girl With a Pearl Earring” +++ (Drama,2003) Colin Firth, Scarlett Johansson. (1h45) 2:00 PM AMC “U.S. Marshals” +++ (Action,1998) Tommy Lee Jones, Wesley Snipes. (3h) 4:00 PM (THIS) “How to Marry a Millionaire” +++ (Comedy,1953) Betty Grable, Marilyn Monroe. (2h) 5:00 PM SPIKE “Payback” +++ (Action,1999) Gregg Henry, Mel Gibson. (2h30) 6:00 PM TCM “Santa Fe Trail” +++ (Western,1940) Errol Flynn, Olivia De Havilland. (2h)

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Show HD (CC) < The Addams Family +++ ('91) Raul Julia, Anjelica Huston.

(8.2) < The Addams Family +++ ('91) Raul Julia, Anjelica Huston. < Addams Family Values ++ ('93) Anjelica Huston.

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FSN Francisco Giants Site: AT&T Park (L) game (L) (CC) (CC) Two and a Two and a Two and a < Wanted +++ (2008, Action) Morgan Freeman, Angelina Jolie, James The Ultimate Fighter Live HD UFC < Wanted FX Half Men Half Men Half Men McAvoy. A man learns that he is the son of an assassin. HD (CC) (N) Primetime (N) +++ HD Little House Prairie "As Long Little House The Ingalls adjust L. House A blind boy gains Little House Prairie Laura Frasier Frasier "The Frasier Frasier HALL as We're Together" 1/2 to their new life in Winoka. confidence. makes a joke about a fat man.

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5:45 < Bedazzled +++ Dudley Moore. A man MGM Parade < Casablanca ++++ ('42) Ingrid Bergman, Paul Henreid, < Forbidden Games +++ ('51) Georges Poujouly, Brigitte TCM sells his soul to the Devil for seven wishes.

Show Humphrey Bogart. A man reunites with his old flame. (CC) Fossey. A refugee child creates a cemetery for animals.

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Behind Music "Akon" HD (CC) < Menace II Society +++ ('93) Larenz Tate, Tyrin Turner.

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TMC agent learns that her identity has been revealed. HD (CC) man struggles to hold on to the American dream. HD (CC) Martin Lawrence returns relating personal reflections. HD

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Lionel Richie as seen in “Lionel Richie and Friends - In Concert”

Undercover Boss 8:00 PM Budget Blinds has made a name for itself as the largest window coverings franchise in North America.

The company has more than 800 franchise locations.

CEO and Co-founder Chad Hallock goes undercover to learn even more about the business.

(WHP)

Grimm 9:00 PM When Nick and Juliette join Hank for dinner, Nick discovers that Hank’s mystery date is Adalind, the Hexenbiest who attempted to kill Aunt Marie. Elsewhere, a foreign representative of Captain Renard’s bloodline appears on the scene and causes trouble.

(WGAL)

ACM Presents: Lionel Richie and Friends - In Concert 9:00 PM Pop-music legend Lionel Richie teams up with some of today’s biggest country music artists in this special.

Jason Aldean will perform “Say You, Say Me,” Martina McBride sings “Still,” and Rascal Flatts performs with “Dancing on the Ceiling,” among others.

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Rules of Engagement 8:30 PM After Russell and Timmy cast Adam in their commercial for a soup spoon, Russell brings Amber in to see the set.

Also, a conversation with Adam makes Jeff realize that Audrey has been using sex to get what she wants.

Jennifer gets a dog. David Spade stars.

(WHP)

Awake 10:00 PM Cpt. Harper (guest star Laura Innes of “ER”) is concerned when Det. Britten looks into a case he was investigating before the accident. While Hannah makes plans to move to Oregon, Dr. Lee provides Britten with the key to solving one of his cases.

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< The Golden Child ++ ('86) Charles Dance, Eddie Murphy.

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Zay explores Austin. (CC) Lens HD (N) HD (CC) Fox 43 News Fox 43 News Two and a Two and a Amer. Idol Another finalist is Touch "Entanglement" Martin Fox 43 News (CC) Fox 43 News 30 Rock WPMT (43) (CC) (CC) Half Men (CC) Half Men (CC) eliminated from the competition. gets his laptop stolen. HD (N) (CC) CABLE CHANNELS The First 48 "Johnny Black/ First 48 Detectives use video First 48 Three family members The First 48 "Bad Attitude/ First 48 Mohamed Abdelrahman The First 48 A shocked mother A&E Stranger Than Fiction" HD (CC) surveillance to solve a case. HD were stabbed to death. HD Collateral Damage" HD (CC) was shot & killed in his store. discovers her son shot dead.

CSI: Miami "Shootout" HD CSI A police officer is murdered < Overboard +++ (1987, Comedy) Kurt Russell, Edward Herrmann, Goldie < Overboard +++ A man convinces a rich AMC Hawn. A man convinces a rich amnesiac that they are married. HD (CC) amnesiac that they are married. HD (CC) during a traffic stop. HD RivMon "Silent Assassin" HD Fatal "Tigers Unleashed!" HD To Be Announced (CC) ANPL 106 & Park: BET's Top 10 Live (CC) < Stomp the Yard + ('06) Meagan Good, Columbus Short. HD < Stomp the Yard 2: Homecoming ('10) Keith David.

BET 5:30 Shahs of The Real Housewives of The Real Housewives of Housewives Vicki finally gets Housewives The housewives H.Wives/:45 Watch What Housewives BRAVO Sunset Atlanta Atlanta answers about Briana’s health. have a fun night of bowling.

Atlanta Happens (N) Atlanta Texas Women HD SNights. "Jones Street" HD < Ace Ventura: Pet Detective ++ ('94) Jim Carrey. HD < Ace Ventura: Pet Detective ++ ('94) Jim Carrey. HD CMT The Daily Colbert Report 30 Rock "Live 30 Rock HD Futurama HD Futurama HD Futura "Less Futurama HD South Park HD Tosh.O HD The Daily The Colbert COM Show HD (CC) HD (CC) Show" HD (CC) Than Hero" HD (CC) (CC) Show (CC) Report (CC) SportsNite HD Pre-game HD MLB Baseball Miami Marlins vs. Philadelphia Phillies Site: Citizens Bank Park (L) HD SportsNite (L) HD (CC) NLL Lacrosse MN./Phi. HD CSN Dual Survival American Chopper (CC) American Chopper (CC) American Chopper (CC) American Chopper (CC) American Chopper (CC) DISC DISN E!

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A.N.T. Farm Good Luck HD Charlie HD Chelsea Lately E! News (CC) (N) SportsCenter HD (CC) ProFILE 60 HD MMA Live HD The 700 Club (CC)

SportsCenter HD (CC) NFL Live (L) HD (CC) SportsCenter "On the Clock" HD (CC) Baseball Tonight (L) HD (CC) NFL 32 (L) HD Horn HD (N) Interrupt HD SportsNation HD (CC) SportsC. HD SportsC. HD NFL Live HD (CC) (N) < The Prince and Me ++ (2004, Comedy) Luke Mably, Miranda Richardson, < A Walk to Remember +++ (2002, Romance) Shane West, Daryl Hannah, FAM Julia Stiles. A medical student falls for a Danish prince. HD (CC) Mandy Moore. Popular male student falls for minister's daughter. HD (CC) Chopped "Green Apps And Chopped The contestants have Chopped The chefs are Chopped Viewers decide what Sweet Flamingo-inspired Sweet Making pasta and spicy FOOD Lamb" HD (CC) problems working with calamari. presented with prickly nopales. goes into the mystery basket. chocolate desserts. HD (N) candy work in desserts. HD UFC UFC Ultimate TEVA Games Barfly (CC) The Dan Patrick Show (CC) Spotlight Pirates PreMLB Baseball Pittsburgh Pirates vs. Los Angeles Dodgers Site: FSN Primetime Insider (CC) "Winter" "Paul Waner" game (L) (CC) Dodger Stadium -- Los Angeles, Calif. (L) (CC) Met Your Met Your Two and a Two and a < Pineapple Express +++ (2008, Comedy) James Franco, Danny McBride, < Pineapple Express +++ ('08) Seth Rogen.

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5:00 Time Machine (CC) Modern Marvels (CC) Time Machine Travel back in time with illuminating programs. Time Machine Travel back in time with illuminating programs.

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Dudley Moore. A loveable millionaire risks it all for love. (CC) Minnelli" (CC) ('77) Robert De Niro.

48 Hours: Hard Evidence Real Life Detectives know Real Life It took 20 years to find Real Life A young detective tries Real Life A young detective tries Real Life A young detective tries TLC "Body of Lies" HD (CC) they're dealing with a homicide. out what happened to a woman. to beat the odds at her job. to beat the odds at her job. to beat the odds at her job.

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VH1 PREMIUM CHANNELS 5:45 < The Medallion ++ :15 < Green Lantern + ('11) Blake Lively, Ryan Reynolds. A :15 Fighter Life's Too True Blood Bill punishes an Katie Morgan Real Sex Xtra HBO ('03) Jackie Chan. HD man with a magic ring brings peace to the universe. HD "Canelo Alvarez" Short HD (CC) errant vampire. HD (CC) (CC) :20 < Life ++ ('99) Martin Lawrence, Obba Babatunde, Eddie :15 < Death Becomes Her +++ ('92) Bruce Willis, Meryl < The Adjustment Bureau A politician's affair :45 < Naughty MAX Murphy. Two men are framed for a murder in Mississippi. HD Streep. A woman will do anything to stay young. HD is affected by mysterious forces. HD R...

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News 8 at 6 NBC Nightly Entertainment Access (8) (CC) News HD (CC) Tonight (CC) Hollywood (8.2) 5:30 < I Want to Live! ++++ ('58) Susan Hayward.

My Name Is The Office The Big Bang Met Your WLYH (15) Earl (CC) (CC) Theory (CC) Mother (CC) WHP CBS 21 CBS Evening Wheel of Jeopardy! (CC) WHPD (21) News News (CC) Fortune (CC) The Jerry Springer Show (CC) Family Guy American Dad MNT (21.2) (CC) (CC)

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Show HD (CC) < Fly Away Home +++ ('96) Anna Paquin, Jeff Daniels. < Married to It ++ ('93) Mary Stuart Masterson.

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Best Friends Forever 8:30 PM Jessica accidentally dials her estranged husband Peter just days before what would have been their three-year anniversary. In an effort to cheer up their friend, Lennon and Joe scheme to get Jessica a gig cooking at Rav’s bar. Reid Scott guest stars.

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Interior Therapy With Jeff Lewis 9:00 PM When a life coach needs some help of her own, Jeff and Jenni move in with her.

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Raising Hope 9:30 PM Real-life broadcaster and legal whiz Nancy Grace guest stars in this special mockumentary episode.

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By Sheila Busteed TV Media SHIP OF DREAMS: On Saturday, April 14, the world will mark the 100th anniversary of the infamous sinking of the RMS Titanic, which struck an iceberg that day in 1912 just before midnight and quickly sank before it could reach American shores. Solid statistics are hard to come by, but according to TitanicFacts.net, there were more than 2,200 passengers and crew members on board, and just over 700 of them survived the maritime disaster.

As the world mourns those who were lost on the centenary, the memory of that fateful day is being kept alive, in part, by two specials scheduled to air on PBS. On Tuesday, April 10, the network will premiere â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Titanic With Len Goodman,â&#x20AC;? a new story that introduces history aficionados to some of the men who helped build the ship but died when it sank. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll also reveal the tales of some of the disasterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s survivors, specifically the descendants of some of the wealthy passengers who snuck or swindled their way onto some of the few lifeboats, leaving so many others to suffer a terrifying death.

Viewers will recognize the showâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s host, Goodman, as one of the judges on ABCâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;Dancing With the Stars.â&#x20AC;? The British professional dancer is actually loosely connected to the tragedy: he previously worked as a welder for Harland and Wolff, the company that built the ship in Belfast, Northern Ireland, and is still in operation there today.

PBS will air multiple encore presentations of this special later in the week. Check your local listings.

On Wednesday, April 18, the net-

work will debut a new â&#x20AC;&#x153;Novaâ&#x20AC;? segment titled â&#x20AC;&#x153;Why Ships Sink,â&#x20AC;? which examines exactly how safe it is on a cruise liner, even in modern times with improved building procedures and on-board safety regulations.

BRAINS ARE COOL: â&#x20AC;&#x153;Revenge of the Nerdsâ&#x20AC;? may have been a hit film back in 1984, but arecent trends suggest that the true revenge has only recently begun, in what has been dubbed â&#x20AC;&#x153;the age of the nerd.â&#x20AC;?

Look no further than the popularity of CBSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Big Bang Theoryâ&#x20AC;? and the success of comic-book franchises as proof of this reality.

TBS is hopping on the spaceship-shaped bandwagon by announcing that it has commissioned a new reality-competition series celebrating the geekdom, called â&#x20AC;&#x153;King of the Nerds.â&#x20AC;? Whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s more, the series will be hosted by â&#x20AC;&#x153;Revenge of the Nerdsâ&#x20AC;? stars Robert Carradine and Curtis Armstrong.

So far, the cabler has ordered eight episodes of the series, which will nicely complement its reruns of â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Big Bang Theory,â&#x20AC;? for which the network recently required the syndication rights. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s been said weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re living in the â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Age of the Nerd,â&#x20AC;&#x2122; and if so, what better

way to acknowledge that than to have a competition to crown the â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;King of the Nerds,â&#x20AC;&#x2122;â&#x20AC;? said TBSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Michael Wright. â&#x20AC;&#x153;â&#x20AC;&#x2122;King of the Nerdsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; is a lot of fun, and it not only celebrates nerd culture but also illuminates it. We believe â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;King of the Nerdsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; is an ideal fit with â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;The Big Bang Theory,â&#x20AC;&#x2122; and we look forward to having it on the network.â&#x20AC;?

CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON: Gamers with a penchant for legendary characters, adventurous quests and plenty of violence have helped the videogame industry make a killing.

Yet, few of the games are actually based on reality.

Next week, Spike TV and 345 Games will release the next generation of the â&#x20AC;&#x153;Deadliest Warriorâ&#x20AC;? game series, which will take the franchise to a whole new battle level. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Deadliest Warrior: Ancient Combatâ&#x20AC;? will hit store shelves on Tuesday, April 17, but customers who pre-order the game from GameStop will also receive an exclusive DVD of episodes that have never aired on television. The game is the third in the franchise, all of which have been inspired by the highly popular Spike series â&#x20AC;&#x153;Deadliest Warrior,â&#x20AC;? which studies the effectiveness of ancient weapons and armour to pit some of historyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s greatest fighters against each other in a computer-simulated contest.

The new game will be available for Xbox 360, PlayStation 3 and Windows systems, and there is additional downloadable content available. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Ancient Combatâ&#x20AC;? also features a new level of competition, called the Graveyard arena, as well as 30 new weapons. This will allow gamers to wield a lockbar axe as Scottish rebel William Wallace, swing the monkâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s spade as Chinese military general Sun Tzu, and even transform into African warlord Shaka Zulu and fight with his Tsonga battle axe.

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A: Surprisingly, there are plenty. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Happy Daysâ&#x20AC;? is a good example. The legendary, family-friendly hit ran for 11 seasons on ABC from 1974 to 1984, surpassing its parent show, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Love, American Styleâ&#x20AC;? by six seasons. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Happy Daysâ&#x20AC;? debuted as a segment on â&#x20AC;&#x153;Love, American Style,â&#x20AC;? which was an anthology series that featured two or three stories per episode.

Another ABC sitcom, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Family Matters,â&#x20AC;? ran for nine seasons -- one season longer than its predecessor, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Perfect Strangers.â&#x20AC;? (â&#x20AC;&#x153;Family Mattersâ&#x20AC;? matriarch Harriet Winslow originated as an elevator operator at the newspaper office on â&#x20AC;&#x153;Perfect Strangers.â&#x20AC;?) NBCâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;Frasierâ&#x20AC;? also tied its parent series, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Cheers,â&#x20AC;? at 11 seasons.

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The character is best known from his radio days, which is where he started, but not where most people would think.

The series â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Shadowâ&#x20AC;? was one of the biggest shows in the history of the medium, running from 1937 to 1954; however, it was actually a spinoff.

The character of the Shadow debuted in 1930 as the narrator of a show called â&#x20AC;&#x153;Detective Story Hour,â&#x20AC;? an anthology show based on stories from the pulp magazine â&#x20AC;&#x153;Detective Story.â&#x20AC;? The character was voiced for more than a year by radio legend Orson Welles before Bill Johnstone took over the microphone.

The character proved popular and actually earned his own magazine, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Shadow Magazine,â&#x20AC;? in 1931, six years before his radio show began.

There have been several films as well, starting with â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Shadow Strikes,â&#x20AC;? which

also premiered in 1937 and starred silent-era great Rod La Rocque.

Six films followed in the â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;40s and â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;50s, and the character was then ignored

by Hollywood for decades, until he reappeared again in a 1994 movie, simply titled â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Shadow,â&#x20AC;? starring Alec Baldwin.

Interest in the character has resurfaced recently after a new script, penned by mostly unknown writer Siavash Farahani, made the rounds in Hollywood.

Sony bought the rights to it and reportedly had bigname directors Sam Raimi and Quentin Tarantino interested in making it at various points, but nothing ever got started. Sonyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s rights to the script have since lapsed, and now itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s up for grabs again.

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By Sheila Busteed TV Media SHIP OF DREAMS: On Saturday, April 14, the world will mark the 100th anniversary of the infamous sinking of the RMS Titanic, which struck an iceberg that day in 1912 just before midnight and quickly sank before it could reach American shores. Solid statistics are hard to come by, but according to TitanicFacts.net, there were more than 2,200 passengers and crew members on board, and just over 700 of them survived the maritime disaster.

As the world mourns those who were lost on the centenary, the memory of that fateful day is being kept alive, in part, by two specials scheduled to air on PBS. On Tuesday, April 10, the network will premiere â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Titanic With Len Goodman,â&#x20AC;? a new story that introduces history aficionados to some of the men who helped build the ship but died when it sank. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll also reveal the tales of some of the disasterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s survivors, specifically the descendants of some of the wealthy passengers who snuck or swindled their way onto some of the few lifeboats, leaving so many others to suffer a terrifying death.

Viewers will recognize the showâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s host, Goodman, as one of the judges on ABCâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;Dancing With the Stars.â&#x20AC;? The British professional dancer is actually loosely connected to the tragedy: he previously worked as a welder for Harland and Wolff, the company that built the ship in Belfast, Northern Ireland, and is still in operation there today.

PBS will air multiple encore presentations of this special later in the week. Check your local listings.

On Wednesday, April 18, the net-

work will debut a new â&#x20AC;&#x153;Novaâ&#x20AC;? segment titled â&#x20AC;&#x153;Why Ships Sink,â&#x20AC;? which examines exactly how safe it is on a cruise liner, even in modern times with improved building procedures and on-board safety regulations.

BRAINS ARE COOL: â&#x20AC;&#x153;Revenge of the Nerdsâ&#x20AC;? may have been a hit film back in 1984, but arecent trends suggest that the true revenge has only recently begun, in what has been dubbed â&#x20AC;&#x153;the age of the nerd.â&#x20AC;?

Look no further than the popularity of CBSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Big Bang Theoryâ&#x20AC;? and the success of comic-book franchises as proof of this reality.

TBS is hopping on the spaceship-shaped bandwagon by announcing that it has commissioned a new reality-competition series celebrating the geekdom, called â&#x20AC;&#x153;King of the Nerds.â&#x20AC;? Whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s more, the series will be hosted by â&#x20AC;&#x153;Revenge of the Nerdsâ&#x20AC;? stars Robert Carradine and Curtis Armstrong.

So far, the cabler has ordered eight episodes of the series, which will nicely complement its reruns of â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Big Bang Theory,â&#x20AC;? for which the network recently required the syndication rights. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s been said weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re living in the â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Age of the Nerd,â&#x20AC;&#x2122; and if so, what better

way to acknowledge that than to have a competition to crown the â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;King of the Nerds,â&#x20AC;&#x2122;â&#x20AC;? said TBSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Michael Wright. â&#x20AC;&#x153;â&#x20AC;&#x2122;King of the Nerdsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; is a lot of fun, and it not only celebrates nerd culture but also illuminates it. We believe â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;King of the Nerdsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; is an ideal fit with â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;The Big Bang Theory,â&#x20AC;&#x2122; and we look forward to having it on the network.â&#x20AC;?

CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON: Gamers with a penchant for legendary characters, adventurous quests and plenty of violence have helped the videogame industry make a killing.

Yet, few of the games are actually based on reality.

Next week, Spike TV and 345 Games will release the next generation of the â&#x20AC;&#x153;Deadliest Warriorâ&#x20AC;? game series, which will take the franchise to a whole new battle level. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Deadliest Warrior: Ancient Combatâ&#x20AC;? will hit store shelves on Tuesday, April 17, but customers who pre-order the game from GameStop will also receive an exclusive DVD of episodes that have never aired on television. The game is the third in the franchise, all of which have been inspired by the highly popular Spike series â&#x20AC;&#x153;Deadliest Warrior,â&#x20AC;? which studies the effectiveness of ancient weapons and armour to pit some of historyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s greatest fighters against each other in a computer-simulated contest.

The new game will be available for Xbox 360, PlayStation 3 and Windows systems, and there is additional downloadable content available. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Ancient Combatâ&#x20AC;? also features a new level of competition, called the Graveyard arena, as well as 30 new weapons. This will allow gamers to wield a lockbar axe as Scottish rebel William Wallace, swing the monkâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s spade as Chinese military general Sun Tzu, and even transform into African warlord Shaka Zulu and fight with his Tsonga battle axe.

Len Goodman hosts the PBS special â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Titanic With Len Goodmanâ&#x20AC;?

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By Adam Thomlison TV Media Q: Can you think of any spinoff series that lasted longer than the original?

A: Surprisingly, there are plenty. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Happy Daysâ&#x20AC;? is a good example. The legendary, family-friendly hit ran for 11 seasons on ABC from 1974 to 1984, surpassing its parent show, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Love, American Styleâ&#x20AC;? by six seasons. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Happy Daysâ&#x20AC;? debuted as a segment on â&#x20AC;&#x153;Love, American Style,â&#x20AC;? which was an anthology series that featured two or three stories per episode.

Another ABC sitcom, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Family Matters,â&#x20AC;? ran for nine seasons -- one season longer than its predecessor, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Perfect Strangers.â&#x20AC;? (â&#x20AC;&#x153;Family Mattersâ&#x20AC;? matriarch Harriet Winslow originated as an elevator operator at the newspaper office on â&#x20AC;&#x153;Perfect Strangers.â&#x20AC;?) NBCâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;Frasierâ&#x20AC;? also tied its parent series, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Cheers,â&#x20AC;? at 11 seasons.

In the reality-TV genre (and again on ABC, which has done well in the spinoff business), the critically acclaimed and popular â&#x20AC;&#x153;Extreme Makeover: Home Edition,â&#x20AC;? which just wrapped its ninth and final season, far outlasted its four-season parent, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Extreme Makeover.â&#x20AC;?

Other examples include the Robert Guillaume sitcom â&#x20AC;&#x153;Bensonâ&#x20AC;? (a spinoff of â&#x20AC;&#x153;Soapâ&#x20AC;?), the Dick Van Dyke mystery series â&#x20AC;&#x153;Diagnosis Murderâ&#x20AC;? (which spun off from an episode of â&#x20AC;&#x153;Jake and the Fatmanâ&#x20AC;?), and, for the geeks, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Star Trek: The Next Generation,â&#x20AC;? which more than doubled the run of the surprisingly short-lived original.

Q: Did anyone ever try to make a TV show out of â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Shadowâ&#x20AC;??

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The character is best known from his radio days, which is where he started, but not where most people would think.

The series â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Shadowâ&#x20AC;? was one of the biggest shows in the history of the medium, running from 1937 to 1954; however, it was actually a spinoff.

The character of the Shadow debuted in 1930 as the narrator of a show called â&#x20AC;&#x153;Detective Story Hour,â&#x20AC;? an anthology show based on stories from the pulp magazine â&#x20AC;&#x153;Detective Story.â&#x20AC;? The character was voiced for more than a year by radio legend Orson Welles before Bill Johnstone took over the microphone.

The character proved popular and actually earned his own magazine, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Shadow Magazine,â&#x20AC;? in 1931, six years before his radio show began.

There have been several films as well, starting with â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Shadow Strikes,â&#x20AC;? which

also premiered in 1937 and starred silent-era great Rod La Rocque.

Six films followed in the â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;40s and â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;50s, and the character was then ignored

by Hollywood for decades, until he reappeared again in a 1994 movie, simply titled â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Shadow,â&#x20AC;? starring Alec Baldwin.

Interest in the character has resurfaced recently after a new script, penned by mostly unknown writer Siavash Farahani, made the rounds in Hollywood.

Sony bought the rights to it and reportedly had bigname directors Sam Raimi and Quentin Tarantino interested in making it at various points, but nothing ever got started. Sonyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s rights to the script have since lapsed, and now itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s up for grabs again.

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Earth is under attack. As they struggle to survive, they meet up with other survivors while they try to keep the aliens from stealing the worldâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s power supplies.

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Best Friends Forever 8:30 PM Jessica accidentally dials her estranged husband Peter just days before what would have been their three-year anniversary. In an effort to cheer up their friend, Lennon and Joe scheme to get Jessica a gig cooking at Rav’s bar. Reid Scott guest stars.

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Community 8:00 PM When Britta’s ex comes to town, she asks the gang to help her resist his charm. Meanwhile, Jeff and Shirley try to get a look at the mystery man. John Goodman guest stars as Dean Laybourne, who wants to recruit Troy for the air conditioning repair annex.

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Awake 10:00 PM Cpt. Harper (guest star Laura Innes of “ER”) is concerned when Det. Britten looks into a case he was investigating before the accident. While Hannah makes plans to move to Oregon, Dr. Lee provides Britten with the key to solving one of his cases.

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M 8:30 <+++ Crooklyn ('94) < Romona and Beezus ('10) Joey King. :45 Fighter :15 <+++ Grind ('03) Adam Brody, Mike Vogel.

T <+++ Recount (Dra, '08) John Hurt, Kevin Spacey. Making Of/:15 God Elvis < Fast Five (Act, '11) Paul Walker, Vin Diesel. <++ Head Above Water ('96) <++ Unknown ('11) Diane Kruger, Liam Neeson. <+++ Inception ('10) Leonardo DiCaprio, Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

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MAX W 8:30 <++ Hard Rain <+++ Dinner for Schmucks ('10) Steve Carell. <+++ Runaway Jury ('03) John Cusack. :50 <++ Another 48 Hours ('90) Eddie Murphy. :40 <+ Lottery Ticket ('10) Bow Wow. T 8:40 <++++ The Town ('10) < Endure ('10) Devon Sawa. :45 <+++ The Lost World: Jurassic Park ('97) Jeff Goldblum. :35 <++ Just Wright ('10) :20 <+++ William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet :20 <++ Little Fockers F Movie < Lucky ('11) Ari Graynor, Colin Hanks. :45 <++ A Low Down Dirty Shame ('94) :55 < Double Identity ('09) Val Kilmer. < Dirty Little Trick ('11) Dean Cain.

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T :15 < One Way to Valhalla ('09) Gabriel Macht. <++ Remember Me ('10) Caitlyn Rund. < Holy Rollers ('10) Jesse Eisenberg. <+++ The Hours ('02) Nicole Kidman. < Peep World ('10) Lewis Black.

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Movie T 8:30 < TiMER ('09) < Skateland ('10) Shiloh Fernandez. :45 <+ The Deceivers ('88) Pierce Brosnan. :15 <+ According To Spencer ('01) Jesse Bradford. < Janie Jones ('10) Abigail Breslin.

F < One Way to Valhalla ('09) :35 <+ Father Hood ('93) :15 <++ Honey, I Blew Up the Kid :45 < The Reef ('10) :15 < The Perfect Host ('10) Clayne Crawford.

M 8:20 <++ The Witch's ... Make Believe :45 <++ Locked in Silence ('99) :20 < Talihina Sky: The Story of Kings... :45 <+++ Crime Spree ('03) Gérard Depardieu. :25 < Fair Game ('10) Naomi Watts.

T 8:30 < An Invisible Sign :10 <+++ The Barefoot Executive :40 < Bare Knuckles ('10) :15 <+ Surface to Air ('97) :50 <++ Bandits (Com, '01) Billy Bob Thornton, Bruce Willis. :55 < Once More With Feeling ('10) :40 <++ Celebrity ('99) Hank Azaria.

TMC W Movie <++ Memory ('06) Billy Zane. :25 <+ Undiscovered ('05) :05 <++ Honey, I Blew Up the Kid :35 < Agora (Dra, '09) Max Minghella, Rachel Weisz. :45 < TrollHunter ('10) Otto Jespersen.

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mance,2006) Amanda Bynes, Channing Tatum. (2h) SHOW “Letters to Juliet” +++ (Comedy/Drama,2010) Vanessa Redgrave, Amanda Seyfried. (1h45) 11:00 AM HBO “Something the Lord Made” +++ (Drama,2004) Alan Rickman, Mos Def. (2h) 11:15 AM TCM “The Song of Bernadette” ++++ (Religious,1943) Jennifer Jones, William Eythe. A young French girl’s claim of seeing a great vision causes controversy in her town. (2h45) 12:00 PM (WPMT) “Iron Monkey” +++ (Action,1993) Donnie Yen, Jean Wong.

(Subtitled) (2h) FX “What Happens in Vegas” +++ (Comedy,2008) Ashton Kutcher, Cameron Diaz. (2h) SPIKE “The Fugitive” +++ (Thriller,1993) Harrison Ford, Sela Ward. (3h) 12:05 PM AMC “The Perfect Storm” +++ (Action,2000) George Clooney, Mark Wahlberg. (2h56)

12:15 PM

MAX “Diggstown” +++ (Action,1992)

James Woods, Louis Gossett Jr.. (1h45) 12:30 PM FAM “Mary Poppins” ++++ (Musical,1964) Julie Andrews, Dick Van Dyke.

In Edwardian London, a nanny teaches children how to make life enjoyable for all. (3h) 1:00 PM TNT “Total Recall” +++ (Sci-Fi,1990) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sharon Stone.

(2h30) 1:20 PM SHOW “The Italian Job” +++ (Action,2003) Charlize Theron, Mark Wahlberg. (1h55) 1:30 PM ION “Someone Like You” +++ (Romance,2001) Ashley Judd, Greg Kinnear. (2h) TOON “Planet 51” +++ (Animated,2009) Voices of Justin Long, Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson. (2h) 2:00 PM FX “The Bounty Hunter” +++ (Action,2010) Gerard Butler, Jennifer Aniston. (2h30) MAX “The Usual Suspects” ++++ (Crime Story,1995) Gabriel Byrne, Kevin Spacey. The sole survivor of a drug deal gone wrong recounts the events that led to an explosion. (1h50)

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COM “American Pie” +++ (Com-

edy,1999) Chris Klein, Natasha Lyonne.

(2h30) 3:00 PM (THIS) “Gigot” +++ (Comedy/ Drama,1962) Jackie Gleason, Katherine Kath. (2h) AMC “Backdraft” +++ (Action,1991) Kurt Russell, William Baldwin. (3h) SPIKE “A Bronx Tale” +++ (Drama,1993) Chazz Palminteri, Robert De Niro. (3h) 3:30 PM FAM “Nanny McPhee” +++ (Fantasy,2005) Colin Firth, Emma Thompson.

(2h) ION “Something to Talk About” +++ (Comedy,1995) Dennis Quaid, Julia Roberts. (2h) 4:30 PM CMT “Facing the Giants” +++ (Sport,2006) Alex Kendrick, Shannen Fields. (2h30) TCM “Barabbas” +++ (Religious,1961) Anthony Quinn, Jack Palance. (2h30) 5:00 PM (THIS) “How to Marry a Millionaire” +++ (Comedy,1953) Betty Grable, Marilyn Monroe. (2h) TOON “Transformers” +++ (Action,2007) Shia LeBoeuf, Megan Fox. (3h)

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FAM “A Bug’s Life” +++ (Ani-

mated,1998) Voices of Dave Foley, Kevin Spacey. (2h) ION “Space Cowboys” +++ (SciFi,2000) Clint Eastwood, Tommy Lee Jones. (3h) 5:35 PM MAX “Seven” +++ (Thriller,1995) Brad Pitt, Morgan Freeman. (2h10) 6:00 PM AMC “U.S. Marshals” +++ (Action,1998) Tommy Lee Jones, Wesley Snipes. (3h) 7:00 PM (THIS) “The Pride of St. Louis” +++ (Biography,1952) Dan Dailey, James Brown. (2h) TCM “Easter Parade” ++++ (Musical,1948) Fred Astaire, Judy Garland.

A man finds love as he tries to turn a chorus girl into a star to upstage his ex-partner. (2h) 7:30 PM FAM “Cars” +++ (Animated,2006) Voices of Owen Wilson, Paul Newman.

(2h30) 7:45 PM MAX “The Blues Brothers” +++ (Comedy,1980) Dan Aykroyd, John Belushi. (2h15)

8:00 PM

FX “I, Robot” +++ (Sci-Fi,2004) Will

Smith, Bridget Moynahan. (2h30)

HALL “Love Comes Softly” +++

(Romance,2003) Dale Midkiff, Katherine Heigl. (2h) TNT “300” +++ (Epic,2006) Gerard Butler, Lena Headey. (2h30) 8:30 PM ION “The Visitor” +++ (Drama,2007) Richard Jenkins, Haaz Sleiman. (2h30) 9:00 PM SPIKE “Payback” +++ (Action,1999) Gregg Henry, Mel Gibson. (2h30) TCM “King of Kings” +++ (Epic,1962) Jeffrey Hunter, Siobhan McKenna. (3h) 10:00 PM TBN “The Passion of the Christ (Recut)” +++ (Epic,2004) James Caviezel, Maïa Morgenstern. (Subtitled) (2h30) 10:30 PM FX “I, Robot” +++ (Sci-Fi,2004) Will Smith, Bridget Moynahan. (2h30) 11:00 PM (THIS) “The Thirty Nine Steps” +++ (Thriller,1978) David Warner, Robert Powell. (2h) 11:30 PM SPIKE “Donnie Brasco” +++ (Crime Story,1997) Al Pacino, Johnny Depp.

(2h30)

MONDAY 10:00 AM

(THIS) “Wuthering Heights” +++

(Drama,1970) Harry Andrews, Pamela Brown. (2h) 11:00 AM AMC “Backdraft” +++ (Action,1991) Kurt Russell, William Baldwin. (3h) 11:30 AM MAX “Liar Liar” +++ (Comedy,1997) Jim Carrey, Maura Tierney. (1h30) 1:00 PM MAX “Girl With a Pearl Earring” +++ (Drama,2003) Colin Firth, Scarlett Johansson. (1h45) 2:00 PM AMC “U.S. Marshals” +++ (Action,1998) Tommy Lee Jones, Wesley Snipes. (3h) 4:00 PM (THIS) “How to Marry a Millionaire” +++ (Comedy,1953) Betty Grable, Marilyn Monroe. (2h) 5:00 PM SPIKE “Payback” +++ (Action,1999) Gregg Henry, Mel Gibson. (2h30) 6:00 PM TCM “Santa Fe Trail” +++ (Western,1940) Errol Flynn, Olivia De Havilland. (2h)

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Show HD (CC) < The Addams Family +++ ('91) Raul Julia, Anjelica Huston.

(8.2) < The Addams Family +++ ('91) Raul Julia, Anjelica Huston. < Addams Family Values ++ ('93) Anjelica Huston.

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Harrison Ford. A CIA analyst is drawn into war against a drug cartel. HD (CC) Bleach (CC) F ullmetal Durarara Kekkaishi Fooly Cooly Cowboy Big O Ghost in Bleach (CC) F ullmetal Durarara Inu Yasha Looney Looney Johnny Test Redakai Beyblade: Pokemon TOON Bebop (CC) Shelf (CC) Tunes Metal BW (CC) "Devil Dog" Clipaholics Clipaholics Impractical Impractical Foren. Files Foren. Files Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid TRUTV The King of The King of The King of Hot in Hot in Hot in Roseanne The Nanny The Nanny Three's Three's Three's Roseanne Roseanne Three's Three's Nanny "The The Nanny TVLAND Queens (CC) Queens (CC) Queens (CC) Cleveland Grandmas" Cleveland Cleveland Company Company Company Company Company (CC) (CC) (CC) P aid Program (CC) M onk "Mr. Monk and the Paid Program (CC) P aid Program (CC) 11: < Ocean's Thirteen Danny Ocean :35 Cheers WWE A.M. Raw HD (CC) C heers HD C heers HD P aid Program (CC) USA Paperboy" HD (CC) seeks revenge on a powerful businessman. HD J ump Start Enjoy snappy music videos every morning. Jump Start Enjoy snappy music videos every morning. VH1 Top 20 Video 11:00 < Dead Poets Society ++++ ('89) Robin ConsignStyled By Mob Wives HD VH1 Williams. Teacher changes students lives.

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SPIKE “Walking Tall” +++ (Ac-

tion,2004) Johnny Knoxville, Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson. (2h) 8:00 PM (THIS) “Fly Away Home” +++ (Drama,1996) Anna Paquin, Jeff Daniels.

(2h) 9:00 PM HBO “Bridesmaids” +++ (Comedy,2011) Maya Rudolph, Kristen Wiig.

(2h15) 9:30 PM SPIKE “Walking Tall” +++ (Action,2004) Johnny Knoxville, Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson. (2h) TCM “Son of Frankenstein” +++ (Horror,1939) Bela Lugosi, Boris Karloff.

(1h45) 10:00 PM MAX “50 First Dates” +++ (Romance,2004) Adam Sandler, Drew Barrymore. (1h40) 11:45 PM HBO “The Losers” +++ (Action,2010) Chris Evans, Jeffrey Dean Morgan.

(1h40) 12:00 AM (THIS) “Fly Away Home” +++ (Drama,1996) Anna Paquin, Jeff Daniels.

(2h)

TUESDAY 9:00 AM

HBO “Recount” +++ (Drama,2008)

Kevin Spacey, John Hurt. (2h) 9:15 AM AMC “What’s Eating Gilbert Grape?” +++ (Drama,1993) Johnny Depp, Juliette Lewis. (2h45) MAX “X-Men: First Class” ++++ (Action,2011) Michael Fassbender, James McAvoy. The government asks the Mutants to help stop a dictator intent on starting World War III. (2h15) 10:10 AM TMC “The Barefoot Executive” +++ (Comedy,1971) Joe Flynn, Kurt Russell.

(1h35) 12:00 PM AMC “The Sandlot” +++ (Children,1993) Mike Vitar, Tom Guiry. (2h30) 12:30 PM TOON “Who Framed Roger Rabbit?” +++ (Comedy/Drama,1988) Bob Hoskins, Joanna Cassidy. (2h) 1:00 PM ION “Space Cowboys” +++ (SciFi,2000) Clint Eastwood, Tommy Lee Jones. (3h) 2:15 PM TCM “The Adventures of Tartu” +++ (Action,1943) Robert Donat, Valerie Hobson. (1h45) HBO “Grind” +++ (Comedy,2003) Mike Vogel, Adam Brody. (1h45) 2:30 PM SHOW “Capote” ++++ (True Story,2005) Catherine Keener, Philip Seymour Hoffman. Writer Truman Capote becomes profoundly affected by his relationship with a convict. (2h) 2:45 PM TMC “Crime Spree” +++ (Action,2003) Gérard Depardieu, Harvey Keitel. (1h40) 4:00 PM (THIS) “The Masque of the Red Death” +++ (Horror,1964) Hazel Court, Vincent Price. (2h) TCM “Sabotage Agent” +++

CARLISLE SENTINEL

best movies (Spy,1943) Anthony Eustrel, Robert Donat. (2h) 6:00 PM TCM “Without Love” +++ (Comedy,1945) Katharine Hepburn, Spencer Tracy. (2h) MAX “X-Men: First Class” ++++ (Action,2011) (2h15) See 9:15 AM 8:00 PM TCM “The Searchers” +++ (Western,1956) Jeffrey Hunter, John Wayne.

(2h15) TMC “As Good as It Gets” +++ (Comedy,1997) Helen Hunt, Jack Nicholson. (2h30) 8:15 PM MAX “48 Hours” ++++ (Action,1982) Eddie Murphy, Nick Nolte. A cop enlists the aid of a crook serving thirty-five years for robbery. (1h45) 9:00 PM FAM “Matilda” +++ (Family,1996) Danny DeVito, Mara Wilson. (2h) 10:00 PM MAX “The Eagle” +++ (Adventure,2011) Jamie Bell, Channing Tatum.

(2h) 10:15 PM TCM “Eyes Without a Face” ++++ (Horror,1960) Alida Valli, Pierre Brasseur.

A surgeon steals young women’s faces hoping to heal his daughter’s scars.

(1h45) 12:00 AM TCM “Get Carter” +++ (Drama,1971) Ian Hendry, Michael Caine. (2h)

WEDNESDAY 10:10 AM

MAX “Sanctum” +++ (Action,2011)

Rhys Wakefield, Christopher Baker.

(1h50) 12:00 PM COM “Super Troopers” +++ (Comedy,2002) Kevin Heffernan, Steve Lemme. (2h) 1:30 PM ION “The Visitor” +++ (Drama,2007) Richard Jenkins, Haaz Sleiman. (2h30) 2:15 PM MAX “Midnight Run” +++ (Comedy,1988) Charles Grodin, Robert De Niro. (2h05) 2:30 PM SHOW “The Hours” +++ (Drama,2002) Meryl Streep, Nicole Kidman.

(2h) 3:30 PM HBO “Inception” +++ (Action,2010) Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Leonardo DiCaprio. (2h30) 5:00 PM TCM “Belle Starr, The Bandit Queen” +++ (Adventure,1941) Dana Andrews, Gene Tierney. (1h30) 6:00 PM FAM “Matilda” +++ (Family,1996) Danny DeVito, Mara Wilson. (2h) SHOW “I Am Number Four” +++ (Action,2011) Alex Pettyfer, Timothy Olyphant. (2h) 6:30 PM TCM “Ride Lonesome” +++ (Western,1959) Karen Steele, Randolph Scott.

(1h30) 7:45 PM CMT “Rocky II” +++ (Drama,1979) Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire. (2h45) 8:00 PM FAM “Mrs. Doubtfire” +++ (Comedy,1993) Robin Williams, Sally Field. (3h)

FX “Zombieland” +++ (Action,2009)

Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg. (2h) MAX “Sanctum” +++ (Action,2011) Rhys Wakefield, Christopher Baker. (2h) 8:30 PM DISN “Underdog” +++ (Family,2007) Jason Lee, Peter Dinklage. (1h30) 9:00 PM TCM “The Lion in Winter” ++++ (History,1968) Katharine Hepburn, Peter O’Toole. England’s Henry II and his estranged queen battle over the choice of an heir. (2h30) 10:30 PM CMT “Rocky III” +++ (Drama,1982) Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire. (2h15)

THURSDAY 9:15 AM

TCM “Small Town Girl” +++ (Musi-

cal,1953) Farley Granger, Jane Powell.

(1h45) 11:00 AM AMC “Superman Returns” +++ (Action,2006) Kevin Spacey, Parker Posey.

(3h30) TCM “The Great American Pastime” +++ (Sport,1956) Anne Francis, Tom Ewell. (1h45) 12:00 PM DISN “Underdog” +++ (Family,2007) Jason Lee, Peter Dinklage. (1h30) 12:30 PM TOON “Teen Titans: Trouble in Tokyo” +++ (Animated,2007) Voices of Greg Cipes, Scott Menville. (1h30) MAX “Dinner for Schmucks” +++ (Comedy,2010) Paul Rudd, Steve Carell.

(2h) 12:45 PM TCM “The Seven Year Itch” +++ (Comedy,1955) Marilyn Monroe, Tom Ewell. (2h) 1:00 PM HBO “The Losers” +++ (Action,2010) Chris Evans, Jeffrey Dean Morgan.

(1h35) 2:30 PM MAX “Runaway Jury” +++ (Thriller,2003) Gene Hackman, John Cusack.

(2h10) 2:45 PM TCM “Adam’s Rib” ++++ (Comedy,1949) Katharine Hepburn, Spencer Tracy. The marriage of a husband-andwife attorney team suffers severely during a murder trial. (2h) 4:00 PM FX “Zombieland” +++ (Action,2009) Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg. (2h) 4:45 PM TCM “Pat and Mike” +++ (Comedy,1952) Katharine Hepburn, Spencer Tracy. (1h45) 5:30 PM (THIS) “I Want to Live!” ++++ (Drama,1958) Simon Oakland, Susan Hayward. A prostitute who is convicted of murder fights to escape her execution in the 1950s. (2h30) SHOW “Red” ++++ (Action,2010) Bruce Willis, Mary-Louise Parker. A retired black-ops agent puts his team back together after being attacked in his home. (2h) 6:00 PM SYFY “Aliens” +++ (Sci-Fi,1986) Michael Biehn, Sigourney Weaver. (3h) 6:15 PM TMC “The Good Mother” +++ (Drama,1988) Diane Keaton, Liam Neeson. (1h45)

6:30 PM

TCM “Father’s Little Dividend” +++

(Comedy,1951) Elizabeth Taylor, Spencer Tracy. (1h30) 8:00 PM (THIS) “Tales From the Crypt” +++ (Horror,1972) Peter Cushing, Joan Collins. (2h) AMC “Overboard” +++ (Comedy,1987) Goldie Hawn, Kurt Russell.

(2h30) FX “Pineapple Express” +++ (Comedy,2008) James Franco, Seth Rogen.

(2h30) LIFE “Selena” +++ (Biography,1997) Edward James Olmos, Jennifer Lopez.

(2h30) TCM “Arthur” +++ (Comedy,1981) Dudley Moore, Jill Eikenberry. (2h) 8:15 PM MAX “Death Becomes Her” +++ (Comedy,1992) Bruce Willis, Meryl Streep. (1h45) 8:30 PM FAM “A Walk to Remember” +++ (Romance,2002) Mandy Moore, Shane West. (2h30) 9:00 PM SYFY “X-Men” +++ (Sci-Fi,2000) Famke Janssen, Hugh Jackman. (2h30) 10:00 PM VH1 “Menace II Society” +++ (Drama,1993) Larenz Tate, Tyrin Turner. (2h) MAX “The Adjustment Bureau” +++ (Romance,2011) Matt Damon, Emily Blunt. (1h45) 10:30 PM AMC “Overboard” +++ (Comedy,1987) Goldie Hawn, Kurt Russell.

(2h30) FX “Pineapple Express” +++ (Comedy,2008) James Franco, Seth Rogen.

(2h30) 11:30 PM SYFY “Alien Resurrection” +++ (Sci-Fi,1997) Sigourney Weaver, Winona Ryder. (2h30) 11:55 PM HBO “Bridesmaids” +++ (Comedy,2011) Maya Rudolph, Kristen Wiig.

(2h10) 12:00 AM (THIS) “Tales From the Crypt” +++ (Horror,1972) Peter Cushing, Joan Collins. (2h) SHOW “Blue Valentine” ++++ (Drama,2010) Michelle Williams, Ryan Gosling. A married couple spends the night at a hotel in the hopes of saving their marriage. (2h) LIFE “Selena” +++ (Biography,1997) Edward James Olmos, Jennifer Lopez.

(2h30)

FRIDAY 9:30 AM

TMC “Indian Summer” +++ (Comedy/

Drama,1993) Alan Arkin, Diane Lane.

(1h45) 9:45 AM MAX “The Lost World: Jurassic Park” +++ (Adventure,1997) Jeff Goldblum, Julianne Moore. (2h15) 10:00 AM (THIS) “Frogs” +++ (Horror,1972) Ray Milland, Sam Elliott. (2h) 11:30 AM SYFY “Merlin” +++ (Fantasy,1998) Miranda Richardson, Sam Neill. Part 1 of 2 (2h)

Jay Baruchel, Sam Huntington. (2h) 12:30 PM TCM “Give a Girl a Break” +++ (Musical,1953) Gower Champion, Marge Champion. (1h45) TOON “Scooby-Doo! AbracadabraDoo” ++++ (Animated,2010) Matthew Lillard, Frank Wekler. The gang investigates sightings of a giant giraffe at Velma’s sister’s school. (1h30) 1:00 PM ION “Something to Talk About” +++ (Comedy,1995) Dennis Quaid, Julia Roberts. (2h) 1:30 PM (THIS) “Twice Told Tales” +++ (Horror,1963) Sebastian Cabot, Vincent Price. (2h30) SYFY “Merlin” +++ (Fantasy,1998) Miranda Richardson, Sam Neill. Part 2 of 2 (2h) 2:00 PM BRAVO “Hostage” +++ (Action,2005) Bruce Willis, Kevin Pollak. (2h30) 2:15 PM TCM “Seven Brides for Seven Brothers” ++++ (Musical,1954) Howard Keel, Jane Powell. When the eldest of seven brothers brings home a wife, the other six become envious. (1h45) 3:00 PM ION “At First Sight” +++ (Drama,1999) Mira Sorvino, Val Kilmer.

(2h) 3:20 PM MAX “William Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet” +++ (Drama,1996) Claire Danes, Leonardo DiCaprio. (2h) 3:30 PM FAM “A Walk to Remember” +++ (Romance,2002) Mandy Moore, Shane West. (2h30) 4:00 PM (THIS) “Tales From the Crypt” +++ (Horror,1972) Peter Cushing, Joan Collins. (2h) TCM “It’s Always Fair Weather” ++++ (Musical,1955) Cyd Charisse, Gene Kelly. World War Two buddies get mixed up with gangsters and an egotistical TV star. (1h45) 4:30 PM TBN “The Passion of the Christ (Recut)” +++ (Epic,2004) James Caviezel, Maïa Morgenstern. (Subtitled) (2h30) 5:15 PM HBO “Quiz Show” ++++ (Drama,1994) John Turturro, Ralph Fiennes. A lawyer discovers that the most popular intellectual game show of 1958 is fixed. (2h15)

(Comedy,1987) Goldie Hawn, Kurt Russell. (2h30)

SYFY “X-Men” +++ (Sci-Fi,2000)

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housands of people are employed with companies that dig up the scandals and secrets of public figures. But what about the people whose jobs revolve around hiding the secrets? They can’t all be bad.

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ABC’s new series, “Scandal,” follows the life of a crisis management firm as it struggles to help its clients hide anything they don’t want exposed. Olivia Pope and Associates consists of six communications specialists who are the best of the best at keeping their clients happy while maintaining a flawless

public image. Unfortunately, the team members themselves can barely control their own lives.

The series premiered last week, and it airs Thursdays, on ABC. It is loosely based on the career of former press aide Judy Smith, who worked with President H.W. Bush and helped put out fires all over Washington.

Smith acts as a consultant for the series, providing advice and insight to what would have really happened in certain situations, which gives the series a flair of authenticity.

For this new drama, ABC has turwned to its tried-and-true creator, Shonda Rhimes. Rhimes is the brains and head writer for several of ABC’s other big series, most notably “Off the Map,” “Grey’s Anatomy” and “Private Practice.”

“Scandal” has a bit of a different angle than her typical medical dramedies do. While “Grey’s” and “Practice” also focus on a tight-knit group of coworkers, the main characters are often just as vulnerable as the other members of the group. In “Scandal,” however, team leader Olivia Pope seems to be the only person who has her head above water -- and the others are pulling her down.

“I don’t think my shows are necessarily medical shows or political shows or fixer shows,” Rhimes said in an interview with the Television Critic’s Association. “The show is about strong, smart women and a lot of flawed, interesting people.”

Pope used to work in the White House as a senior communications director, but she left that role to start her own firm. Now, even though she has resigned from her official work with the president, her succes-

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Famke Janssen, Hugh Jackman. (2h30) 5:45 PM TCM “Bedazzled” +++ (Comedy,1968) Dudley Moore, Peter Cook. (1h45) 6:00 PM (THIS) “The Addams Family” +++ (Comedy,1991) Anjelica Huston, Raul Julia. (2h) FAM “The Princess Diaries” +++ (Family,2001) Anne Hathaway, Julie Andrews. (2h30) 6:30 PM BRAVO “The Silence of the Lambs” ++++ (Thriller,1991) Jodie Foster, Anthony Hopkins. An FBI recruit works with a criminally insane man to catch a serial killer on the loose. (2h30) 7:00 PM VH1 “Menace II Society” +++ (Drama,1993) Larenz Tate, Tyrin Turner.

(2h) MAX “The Usual Suspects” ++++ (Crime Story,1995) (1h45) See Sunday at 2:00 PM 7:30 PM FX “Wanted” +++ (Action,2008) Morgan Freeman, James McAvoy. (2h30) 8:00 PM AMC “O Brother, Where Art Thou?” +++ (Comedy,2000) George Clooney, John Goodman. (2h30) CMT “Young Guns” +++ (Western,1988) Emilio Estevez, Kiefer Sutherland. (2h15) TCM “Casablanca” ++++ (Romance,1942) Humphrey Bogart, Ingrid Bergman. An American saloon owner in Africa is drawn into the Second World War by an old flame. (2h) 8:45 PM MAX “Seven” +++ (Thriller,1995) Brad Pitt, Morgan Freeman. (2h15) 9:00 PM BRAVO “The Silence of the Lambs” ++++ (Thriller,1991) (2h30) See 6:30 PM SPIKE “Rambo III” +++ (Action,1988) Richard Crenna, Sylvester Stallone.

(2h30) 10:00 PM (THIS) “The Addams Family” +++ (Comedy,1991) Anjelica Huston, Raul Julia. (2h) TCM “Forbidden Games” +++ (War,1951) Brigitte Fossey, Georges Poujouly. (Subtitled) (2h)

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12:00 PM

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sor -- and the President himself -- is close at hand to ask for help. In the premiere episode that aired last week, the President was accused of having an affair with a White House intern and Pope had to step in to protect the leader’s reputation.

Pope is played by Kerry Washington, who has very little experience in television at all.

She’s starred in a few episodes here and there of “Boston Legal,” as well as a five-episode arc on “100 Centre Street” on A&E, but her biggest presence has been on the silver screen.

She starred as Patrick Wilson’s wife in “Lakeview Terrace” (2008) and Ray Charles’s wife in “Ray” (2004). She won several notable awards for the latter role, including a Teen Choice Award and a Satellite Award.

The film was also up for Best Picture, but it had little chance up against the box-office powerhouses “Million Dollar Baby” and “The Aviator.”

Pope’s right-hand man is Stephen Finch, played by Henry Ian Cusick. Finch was a ladies’ man before he realized that he wants to settle down and start a family with some lucky lady.

Unfortunately, his reputation precedes him, and few women will go near him anymore.

One woman who does want to be with Finch is Abby Whelan, the team’s investigator.

Whelan is so intent on getting Finch to notice her that she lets her job slide, and Pope ends up giving her several warnings about her performance.

Harrison Wright is the firm’s

legal whiz. He protects his clients’ interests to the best of his ability -- finding loopholes, ambiguous wording and general negligence on anyone’s part. He follows every letter of the law, and he expects others to do so as well -- or he will make them look foolish.

Computer hacker Huck (Guillermo Diaz) knows his way around any password and firewall that can be created. He decides to “use his powers for good,” and he is anything but modest about his abilities. His past work with the CIA gives him an insight to problems that many of his competitors can’t even fathom.

The newest hire is Quinn Perkins, who is played by Katie Lowes. Perkins is amazed by the work of the firm and she’s willing to do everything she can to help, but even Pope herself is hesitant about Perkins’s ability to handle the pressure.

Creator Rhimes said she’s going to use the new series as a way to make characters behave the way she wants them to, instead of catering to fan demands. In an interview with “The Wall Street Journal,” she explained how she changed the storylines of “Grey’s” to give fans what they wanted, but she insists that “Scandal” will not be so kind.

“I need to be the person directing where the stories are going and making sure the scripts are good,” she said.

“By the end of Season 2, the characters [of ‘Grey’s’] were no longer mine.”

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cover story Gleeks rejoice Hit Fox series returns with new episodes who was on Broadway before being cast in â&#x20AC;&#x153;Glee,â&#x20AC;? plays ambitious pitch-perfect singer nbridled enthusiasm is rare Rachel. Canuck Cory Monteith (rumored real-life boyfriend to these days, especially in Michele) portrays cool quarterteenagers. But Fox breathes back Finn, while Chris Colfer new life into prime time with plays gay teen Kurt. Also, Kevin clean-cut youngsters who are McHaleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Artie doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t let his ready to sing. Get ready for wheelchair hold him back. the return of â&#x20AC;&#x153;Glee,â&#x20AC;? Tuesday, Other glee club standouts April 10. include Amber Riley as powThe students and staff of erhouse vocalist Mercedes, McKinley High continue the Jenna Ushkowitz as Goth chick drama, comedy and, most importantly, music with brand new Tina and Harry Shum as dancer episodes from the showâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s third Mike. Dianna Agron portrays cheerleader-turned-glee-club season. member Quinn, alongside felâ&#x20AC;&#x153;Gleeâ&#x20AC;? has broken new low cheerleaders Heather Morground, thanks to its blend ris as Brittany and Naya Rivera of melodramatic teen angst, as Santana. comedy and cheesy musical Of course, every show needs numbers that range from classic a villain, and Jane Lynch fills show tunes to contemporary that role to a T as conniving pop songs. cheerleading coach Sue SylThe show has become a vester. powerhouse for Fox, even â&#x20AC;&#x153;Gleeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;sâ&#x20AC;? buzz-worthy spring spawning a wildly popular concert tour and seemingly endless premiere has the blogosphere heating up with speculation as merchandise. Hopelessly devoted Gleeks can enjoy not only to which songs the show will be covering. In the past, the the DVD and Blu-ray releases, cast has performed songs by but also a young-adult book everyone from Michael Jackson series, iPad apps, video games and Madonna to Barbra Streand much more. isand and John Lennon. With Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s been a long winter for pipes that rival some of todayâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;Gleeâ&#x20AC;? fans -- aka Gleeks -hottest stars, the show isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t who are dying to know whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s afraid to tackle musical theater happening with the McKinley either, having performed numHigh crew since the showâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s winter finale on Feb. 21. Putting bers from â&#x20AC;&#x153;Guys and Dolls,â&#x20AC;? such a popular show on hiatus â&#x20AC;&#x153;Les MisĂŠrablesâ&#x20AC;? and â&#x20AC;&#x153;Grease.â&#x20AC;?

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(Action,2011) (2h15) See Tuesday at 9:15 AM 8:00 PM FX â&#x20AC;&#x153;Mr. and Mrs. Smithâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Action,2005) Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt. (3h) LIFE â&#x20AC;&#x153;Gia: Story of a Modelâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Biography,1997) Angelina Jolie, Mercedes Ruehl. (2h30) TCM â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Fallen Idolâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Thriller,1948) Michèle Morgan, Ralph Richardson. (2h) TNT â&#x20AC;&#x153;American Gangsterâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Crime Story,2007) Denzel Washington, Russell Crowe. (3h) 8:30 PM COM â&#x20AC;&#x153;Wedding Crashersâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Comedy,2005) Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn. (2h30) 9:00 PM BRAVO â&#x20AC;&#x153;Pretty Womanâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Romance,1990) Julia Roberts, Richard Gere. (2h30) FAM â&#x20AC;&#x153;Beauty and the Beastâ&#x20AC;? ++++ (Animated,1991) Voices of Paige Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Hara, Richard White. A woman saves her father by agreeing to stay with a beast for the rest of her life. (2h) 10:00 PM SPIKE â&#x20AC;&#x153;Rocky IVâ&#x20AC;? +++ (Drama,1985) Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire. (2h) TCM â&#x20AC;&#x153;A Night to Rememberâ&#x20AC;? ++++ (Drama,1958) David McCallum, Kenneth More. The crew and passengers of

the Titanic fight to survive when it hits an iceberg. (2h15) MAX â&#x20AC;&#x153;Alien: The Directorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Cutâ&#x20AC;? ++++ (Horror,1979) Sigourney Weaver, Tom Skerritt. The crew of a spacecraft take on a dangerous alien that is voracious and relentless. (2h05) 10:30 PM AMC â&#x20AC;&#x153;An Officer and a Gentlemanâ&#x20AC;? ++++ (Romance,1982) Debra Winger, Richard Gere. An aspiring navy pilot undergoes an emotional transformation during his time at boot camp. (2h30) 11:00 PM TNT â&#x20AC;&#x153;Mystic Riverâ&#x20AC;? +++ (PsychoDrama,2003) Kevin Bacon, Sean Penn.

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