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Law and order

New York butchers step into reality limelight

CBS series takes legal drama to another level 29, on CBS. The series premiered back in 2009, and it is said to be inspired by several of the true hink about how much political sex scandals that your life has changed in had come out in the recent the past three years. Jobs, past. Creators Michelle and families, homes and circumstances all change so quickly, Robert King -- who, ironically enough, are husband and and sometimes it’s hard to wife -- cite Eliot Spitzer, Bill keep up.

Clinton and John Edwards as Three years ago, the Flosources for the concept and rricks were happy. Alicia several plot lines.

Florrick (Julianna Margulies) “There had been this had stepped away from her waterfall of these kinds of dream career as a lawyer to take care of her children. Her scandals, from Bill and Hillary [Clinton], to Dick Morris, to husband, Peter (Chris Noth), was a successful state’s attor- Eliot Spitzer, to name just a few. I think they’re all over ney who provided very well our culture,� Michelle said for Alicia and their children, in an interview with BitterZach and Grace.

But the white picket fence Lawyer.com. “And there was always this image of the huswould soon come crashing band up there, apologizing, down. and the wife standing next to The series started just as him. I think the show began news of Peter’s sex scandal hit the media. His actions led when we asked, ‘What are to an investigation, which ex- they thinking?’ And Robert posed the corruption in which and I started talking about it from there.� he’d been involved, and he Though the series is not was sent to prison. specifically based on any polSince Alicia had given up her position many years ago, itician in particular, there are many similarities and hints it was difficult for her to that viewers may pick up if find a job. She finally takes they follow the news. a bottom-rung position with For example, Spitzer is said Stern, Lockhart & Gardner, where she is quickly resented to have worn socks during by junior attorney Cary Agos, his escapades with a prostiwho sees her as competition. tute, and in “The Good Wife,�

Peter is said to have a foot Alicia faces the decision of fetish. It’s not a direct link, whether to stay with Peter and face the gossip and buzz but many critics have drawn that now surrounds her mar- connections like that.

One thing that does separiage, or to leave and raise rate “The Good Wife� from her kids alone. reality is its ability to tie huThough she does not dimor into tense moments. vorce Peter, they decide to “I think there’s a lot more separate, and she finds herself attracted to former class- humor in court than gets pormate and partner at the firm, trayed on most shows,� said Robert King. “If you think Will Gardner (Josh Charles). about the courtroom from The two have a relationship in Season 3, but she’s unable a different perspective, you to allow herself to trust any- see that a lot of what hapone and breaks it off. pens can be quite humorous.

The season finale of “The I mean, you’ve got this fickle Good Wife� airs Sunday, April god who can come out and

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Christine Baranksi stars in “The Good Wife� pull the rug out from under two people engaged in a struggle, albeit with words, that’s as brutal as any blood sport. That’s funny -- from a certain perspective.�

Alicia is played by Margulies, who got her big break into television on NBC’s iconic series, “ER.� She starred as nurse Carol Hathaway for six seasons, having an on-againoff-again relationship with George Clooney’s character, Dr. Doug Ross. Margulies also had a four-episode stint in HBO’s hit series “The Sopranos� and the female lead in “Snakes on a Plane� (2006).

Noth rose to popularity as the man you love to hate. In “Law & Order,� he starred as the aggressive Det. Mike Logan for five seasons. He then reprised the role in “Law & Order: Criminal Intent� 10 years later. For fans of romantic comedy series, he’s likely more known for his role as Mr. Big, Carrie’s on-and-off boyfriend (and eventual husband), from the “Sex and the City� franchise.

Diane Lockhart, a strong and opinionated senior partner at Stern, Lockhart

& Gardner, is played by Christine Baranski. Her past work has included soap operas (“All My Children� and “Another World�), comedy (“Cybill� and “The Big Bang Theory�) and musicals (2002’s “Chicago� and 2008’s “Mamma Mia!�).

The series also stars Josh Charles (“Sports Night�), Archie Panjabi (“Grease Monkeys�), Matt Czuchry (“Gilmore Girls�), Alan Cumming (1995’s “GoldenEye�) and Mary Beth Peil (“Dawson’s Creek�).

In addition to “The Good Wife’s� stellar main cast, the series also has many recurring guest stars. Recently, Matthew Perry (“Friends�) has appeared in several episodes, and Rita Wilson, Parker Posey and Michael J. Fox have had multipleepisode arcs. Other guest stars have included America Ferrara (“Ugly Betty�), Lisa Edelstein (“House�), Kelli Giddish (“Law & Order: Special Victims Unit�) and Michael Boatman (“Spin City�).

The season finale is slated to welcome actress Martha Plimpton (“Raising Hope�) to the story.

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hat is it that makes a hamburger so tasty?

For many home cooks, we simply buy the packets of ground beef from the grocery store and then add our own seasonings to try to get that perfect flavor combination.

In fact, look up “best burger� online and you’ll find countless recipes for meat patties that are made with everything from Middle Eastern spices to chili peppers, and even cream cheese.

But others contend that no matter the seasoning, a burger can only turn out as good as the quality of the meat used for it. Ground beef chuck is the preferred cut for many, but what if you mix the beef with other types of meat, such as pork, lamb, or even buffalo? And does the flavor or texture change that much if

“Meat Men’s� Pat LaFrieda, Pat Sr. and Mark Pastore the meat is a fattier cut?

Pat LaFrieda can answer all of these questions. The New York butcher and meat purveyor has been garnering praise for the meat he supplies to more than 500 customers, including some of the biggest names on the NYC food scene. And now he’s getting a little nationwide recognition, too, as the star of the latest workplace reality series on TV. Airing Mondays on the Food Network, “Meat Men�

follows the everyday goingson at Pat LaFrieda Meat Purveyors and the employees who work at the 35,000-sq.ft. facility in New Jersey. It has a lot of the elements that are common to most workplace reality shows these days: difficult customers, last-minute requests and conflicts that can only arise from working alongside family (including his cousin, salesman Mark Pastore, and his dad, Pat Sr.).

But this humorous look at the inside of the meat business might surprise some reality TV-weary viewers. Curious about that $10 burger that’s on your restaurant menu?

It’s not necessarily the fixings that are driving up the cost.

In New York, one of the top customer requests is for LaFrieda’s signature meat blends -- unique combinations he creates using different types of meat, cuts and grind size.

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mated,2008) (1h40) See Thursday at 8:30 PM 1:30 PM FAM “The Princess Diaries” +++ (Family,2001) Anne Hathaway, Julie Andrews. (2h30) 1:45 PM MAX “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” +++ (Comedy,1986) Alan Ruck, Matthew Broderick. (1h45) 2:00 PM (THIS) “Little Monsters” +++ (Family,1989) Fred Savage, Howie Mandel.

(2h) 3:30 PM HBO “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1” ++++ (Adventure,2010) (2h30) See Tuesday at 9:30 AM 3:45 PM TCM “Love in the Afternoon” ++++ (Romance,1957) Audrey Hepburn, Gary Cooper. A playboy is captivated by the daughter of a detective. (2h15) 4:30 PM TMC “Super Size Me” +++ (Documentary,2004) (1h40) 5:00 PM SYFY “Dreamcatcher” +++ (SciFi,2003) Morgan Freeman, Thomas Jane. (3h) 6:00 PM TCM “Wait Until Dark” +++ (Thriller,1967) Alan Arkin, Audrey Hepburn.

(2h) 6:10 PM TMC “The Burning Plain” +++ (Drama,2008) Charlize Theron, Kim Basinger. (1h50) 6:30 PM FAM “Where the Wild Things Are” +++ (Adventure,2009) Catherine Keener, Max Records. (2h) 7:00 PM FX “Iron Man” +++ (Action,2008) Gwyneth Paltrow, Robert Downey Jr.. (3h) SPIKE “Jurassic Park” +++ (SciFi,1993) Laura Dern, Sam Neill. (3h) 8:00 PM TCM “The Three Faces of Eve” ++++ (Drama,1957) David Wayne, Joanne Woodward. A woman is diagnosed as suffering from multiple personalities and must undergo therapy. (1h45) TNT “Braveheart” +++ (Action,1995) Mel Gibson, Sophie Marceau. (3h45) SHOW “The Green Mile” +++ (Drama,1999) David Morse, Tom Hanks.

(3h15) TMC “Red” ++++ (Action,2010) Bruce Willis, Mary-Louise Parker. A retired black-ops agent puts his team back together after being attacked in his home. (2h) 9:45 PM TCM “12 Angry Men” ++++ (Drama,1957) Henry Fonda, Lee J. Cobb.

A man convinces his fellow jurors to re-examine the evidence against an accused murderer. (1h45) 10:00 PM TMC “The Rock” +++ (Action,1996) Nicolas Cage, Sean Connery. (2h30) 10:30 PM AMC “The Chronicles of Riddick” +++ (Sci-Fi,2004) Judi Dench, Vin Diesel. (2h30) 11:00 PM FX “Iron Man” +++ (Action,2008) Gwyneth Paltrow, Robert Downey Jr.. (3h)

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(2h35) FAM “The Lion King” +++ (Family,1994) Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Matthew Broderick. (2h) 10:00 PM TCM “Waterloo Bridge” ++++ (Romance,1940) Robert Taylor, Vivien Leigh. A ballerina becomes a prostitute after the soldier she loves is reportedly killed. (2h) 11:00 PM AMC “The Perfect Storm” +++ (Action,2000) George Clooney, Mark Wahlberg. (3h) USA “X-Men” +++ (Sci-Fi,2000) Famke Janssen, Hugh Jackman. (2h)

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McCormack’s character is far from maternal, and she’s suddenly got a baby to consider. Despite her decision to give the child up for adoption last season, Mary kept the baby girl. This season, she’s had to decide whether she can truly balance motherhood with the demands of her stressful job.

Such a juggling act is in capable hands, as McCormack is arguably one of the industry’s most versatile actresses. Her starring turn as Alison in Howard Stern’s “Private Parts” in 1997 served as her breakout role.

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McCormack and the rest of the “In Plain Sight” cast made the move to Fridays when the fifth season premiered in March. Friday nights are usually a dead zone for TV drama, and only the strong survive. Gary Sinise carries “CSI: NY” on CBS, and Fox has established a sci-fi following for Friday broadcasts of its hit “Fringe.”

USA has also overcome the Friday-evening curse with “In Plain Sight” and another hit, “Fairly Legal,” a drama about a raven-haired mediator.

In fact, Fridays have proven to be particularly lucky for USA, as three of its most successful series have been launched on the night: “Monk,” “Psych” and “White Collar.” Such victories have made USA the No. 1 cable network for six years.

The future looks bright with three recent pilot pickups. Nathan Lane is set to star in “Local Talent,” a half-hour comedy also boasting the talents of Cheyenne Jackson, Ken Jenkins, Caroline Rhea, Laura Bell Bundy and Richard Kohnke. USA has also snagged the comedy “Paging Dr. Freed” and a one-hour drama so far simply known as “The Untitled Jeff Eastin Project.”

Some of the network’s success can be attributed to those working behind the scenes of its hit series, and “In Plain Sight” is no exception. Executive producer Ed Decter and writing partner John J. Strauss wrote the cult-classic comedy “There’s Something About Mary” (1998). Strauss, who also serves as an executive producer on “In Plain Sight,” has amassed an impressive list of screenwriting credits, including “The Santa Clause 2” (2002), “The Lizzie McGuire Movie” (2003) and multiple episodes of “Boy Meets World.”

Along with McCormack and her talented co-stars, Decter and Strauss can add “In Plain Sight” to their list of accomplishments. Find out how the series wraps up as Season 5 comes to a close Friday, May 4, on USA.

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UFC 8:00 PM Fox once again treats mixed martial arts fans to live UFC event coverage in this action-packed special.

Nate Diaz faces off against Jim Miller in the octagon in a highly anticipated lightweight bout at the Izod Center in East Rutherford, N.J. (WPMT)

Hancock 9:00 PM Will Smith stars in this unconventional superhero flick. Hancock may have superpowers, but his lifestyle is more reminiscent of a rock star than a dogooder. He soon encounters a public-relations executive who wants to repair his disgraced image.

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Michael J. Fox and Martha Plimpton return as Louis Canning and Patti Nyholm, rival lawyers who team up to take the firm down in this season finale.

Meanwhile, Alicia sorts through her feelings about Peter, and Kalinda’s past catches up with her.

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CSI: Miami The Pitch T The Pitch <+++ Executive Decision (Act, '96) Steven Seagal, Kurt Russell. <++ Commando ('85) Arnold Schwarzenegger. <++ The Matrix Revol...

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Various Golf Various GoldAge Various Garage Various FSN <++ Ghost Rider (Act, '07) Eva Mendes, Nicolas Cage. <+++ The Incredible Hulk (Act, '08) Liv Tyler, Edward Norton. <++ X-Men Origins: Wolverine ('09) Hugh Jackman.

Met-Mother Met-Mother M Movie <+++ Batman Begins (Act, '05) Michael Caine, Christian Bale. <++ Spider-Man 2 (Act, '04) Kirsten Dunst, Tobey Maguire.

T <+++ Monsters vs. Aliens ('09) <+++ Blade (Act, '98) Stephen Dorff, Wesley Snipes. <++ The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor ('08) FX W 7: <+++ Batman Be... <++ Spider-Man 2 (Act, '04) Kirsten Dunst, Tobey Maguire. <+++ Blade (Act, '98) Stephen Dorff, Wesley Snipes. <++ Hellboy II: The Golden Army ('08) Selma Blair, Ron Perlman. <++ Daredevil (Fant, '03) Jennifer Garner, Ben Affleck.

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Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice Burn Notice T 8:30 <++ 3:10 to Yuma ('07) Russell Crowe.

In Plain Sight In Plain Sight In Plain Sight In Plain Sight Law & Order: C.I. Law & Order: C.I. Law & Order: C.I. Law & Order: S.V.U. F In Plain Sight Tu VH1 Top 20 Videos Big Morning Buzz Live Various W La La Various ByJune/ La La Therapy/ Behind/ Yo! MTV Various Various Various Various VH1 PREMIUM CHANNELS <+++ Something the Lord Made ('04) <+++ Bend It Like Beckham ('02) <++ The Saint ('97) Elisabeth Shue, Val Kilmer. <++ The Dilemma ('10) Vince Vaugn.

M :15 Making Real Sports <++++ Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 ('10) <++ Larry Crowne ('11) Tom Hanks. :45 <+++ Shattered Glass ('03) <+++ Cinema Verite ('99) <++ Devil ('10) T Movie < Water for Elephants ('11) Robert Pattinson. <+++ The Phantom of the Opera ('04) Gerard Butler. <+++ In & Out ('97) Kevin Kline. <+++ Robin Hood ('10) 24/7 HBO W 8:30 <+ Torque ('04) <+ Green Lantern ('11) Blake Lively, Ryan Reynolds. Mayweath <+++ Diary of a Wimpy Kid ('10) < Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules Movie T 8:30 <++ Hearts in At... :15 <++ The Fourth Kind ('09) Milla Jovovich. <++ Surviving Christmas ('04) <++ Date Night ('10) Tina Fey. <++++ Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 ('10) :45 <++ Just Married ('03) Ashton Kutcher.

Breaking the Huddle F Movie <+ The American ('10) <++ Jaws: The Revenge :15 <++++ Jaws ('75) Roy Scheider. :20 <+++ Jaws 2 ('78) Roy Scheider. :20 <+ Jaws 3D ('83) Dennis Quaid.

M Movie <+++ Master & Commander: The Far Side of the... :20 < My Soul to Take ('10) John Magaro. :05 < The Rite ('11) Colin O'Donoghue.

T 8:40 <++ An America... <+++ Big Fish ('03) Ewan McGregor. <++ The Replacements ('00) <+++ White Mile ('94) :20 <++ Something Borrowed ('11) Ginnifer Goodwin. :35 <++ Vampire in Brooklyn ('95) MAX W :20 <+++ Seven (Thril, '95) Brad Pitt, Morgan Freeman. <++ Splice ('09) Adrien Brody. <++ The Brady Bunch Movie ('95) < The Tree of Life (Dra, '11) Sean Penn, Brad Pitt. :15 <++ The A-Team (Act, '10) Bradley Cooper, Liam Neeson.

T 8:30 <++ Rollercoaster ('77) <++ Femme Fatale ('02) Rebecca Romijin-Stamos. Movie :50 <+ Freejack ('92) Mick Jagger, Emilio Estevez. :45 <+++ Ferris Bueller's Day Off ('86) F 8:35 <+ Dirty Work ('98) <++ Sucker Punch ('11) < The Entitled ('11) Ray Liotta. :45 < 180 South ('10) Yvon Chouinard. :15 < Square Grouper (Doc, '11) :45 <+++ The Hours ('02) Nicole Kidman.

Movie M <++ Reunion ('09) Derek Cecil. <+++ Evelyn ('02) Pierce Brosnan. <++ H.G. Wells' War of the Worlds :45 < The Eclipse ('09) Aidan Quinn. :05 < Ricochet River ('01) John Cullum. :15 < Ten Inch Hero ('07) Elisabeth Harnois.

T Movie :45 <++ The Golden Bowl ('00) Kate Beckinsale, Uma Thurman. < Fair Game (Dra, '10) Sean Penn, Naomi Watts.

SHOW W 8:30 < Daydream Nation :15 <+++ Gross Anatomy ('89) Matthew Modine. :05 <++ The Big Day ('00) <+++ Dead Again ('91) Kenneth Branagh. <+++ Roommates ('95) Peter Falk. < The Oxford Murders ('08) John Hurt, Elijah Wood. Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work T <+++ The Undertaker's Wedding < Route 30 ('07) Curtis Armstrong. <++ Personal Velocity: Three Portraits <+ 29 Palms ('02) Rachael Leigh Cook. :15 < The Eclipse ('09) Aidan Quinn.

Movie F 8:30 <++ It's Pat ('94) :55 < Waiting for Forever ('11) <++ Till Human Voices Wake Us ('02) :15 < The Reef ('10) < An Invisible Sign ('10) Jessica Alba. :10 <+++ Static ('07) :45 < Prey of the Jaguar ('96) Stacy Keach. :45 < Agora M Movie < True Legend (Act, '10) Xun Zhou, Man Cheuk Chiu. < The Cry of the Owl ('09) :45 <++ Journey to the Center of t...

T < Touching Home (Dra, '08) Brad Dourif, Ed Harris. <++++ Capote ('05) Philip Seymour Hoffman. <+ T.N.T. ('98) Olivier Gruner. < Forged (Com/Dra, '11) :25 <+++ The Joy Luck Club ('93) Rosalind Chao. :45 < Skateland ('10) TMC W 8:20 <+++ The Cante... <+ Where the Money Is ('00) < Thanks ('11) Molly Bergman. <+++ Just Write ('98) Sherilyn Fenn. :15 <++ Firelight ('98) Sophie Marceau. :40 <+++ Twilight of the Golds ('97) :15 < War Eagle, Arkansas ('07) Brain Dennehy.

T Movie <+++ Super Size Me (Doc, '04) :40 <+ Color of Justice ('97) :15 < Griff the Invisible ('10) :50 < Street Racer ('08) :20 <++ New York Stories ('89) Nick Nolte, Woody Allen.

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MAX “The Town” ++++ (Action,2010)

Ben Affleck, Rebecca Hall. A career criminal juggles his feelings for a bank manager from a previous robbery.

(2h10) 12:00 PM (THIS) “A Child Is Waiting” +++ (Drama,1963) Burt Lancaster, Judy Garland. (2h30) TCM “Bedazzled” +++ (Comedy,1968) Dudley Moore, Peter Cook. (2h) TOON “Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs” +++ (Animated,2009) Anna Faris, Bill Hader. (2h) 12:30 PM LIFE “Gia: Story of a Model” +++ (Biography,1997) Angelina Jolie, Mercedes Ruehl. (2h30) 1:00 PM HBO “Inception” +++ (Action,2010) Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Leonardo DiCaprio. (2h30) 1:15 PM MAX “48 Hours” ++++ (Action,1982) Eddie Murphy, Nick Nolte. A cop enlists the aid of a crook serving thirty-five years for robbery. (1h35) 2:00 PM (WPMT) “Holes” +++ (Adventure,2003) Shia LaBeouf, Sigourney Weaver. (2h)

BET “The Wiz” +++ (Musical,1978)

Diana Ross, Thelma Carpenter. (3h) COM “Extract” +++ (Comedy,2009) Jason Bateman, Mila Kunis. (2h) TCM “The Night of the Hunter” ++++ (Drama,1955) Robert Mitchum, Shelly Winters. A bogus preacher marries an outlaw’s widow in search of the man’s hidden loot. (2h) TNT “I Am Legend” +++ (Sci-Fi,2007) Will Smith, Alice Braga. (2h) TVLND “Beverly Hills Cop” +++ (Comedy,1984) Eddie Murphy, Judge Reinhold. (2h30) 2:30 PM ION “At First Sight” +++ (Drama,1999) Mira Sorvino, Val Kilmer. (2h) 3:00 PM LIFE “Derailed” +++ (Thriller,2005) Clive Owen, Jennifer Aniston. (2h) 3:30 PM FX “The Incredible Hulk” +++ (Action,2008) Edward Norton, Liv Tyler.

(2h30) USA “The Game Plan” +++ (Family,2007) Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson, Madison Pettis. (2h30) 4:00 PM TCM “Lawrence of Arabia” ++++ (War,1962) Alec Guinness, Peter O’Toole.

An Englishman unites Arab tribes to battle the Ottoman Turks during the First World War. (4h) TNT “The Longest Yard” +++ (Com-

edy,2005) Adam Sandler, Chris Rock.

(2h30) TOON “Shrek” +++ (Animated,2001) Voices of Eddie Murphy, Mike Myers.

(2h) 4:30 PM (THIS) “How to Marry a Millionaire” +++ (Comedy,1953) Betty Grable, Marilyn Monroe. (2h) ION “A Few Good Men” +++ (Drama,1992) Demi Moore, Tom Cruise. (3h) MAX “The Adjustment Bureau” +++ (Romance,2011) Matt Damon, Emily Blunt. (1h45) 4:45 PM CMT “Rocky II” +++ (Drama,1979) Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire. (3h15) 5:00 PM TBS “Forrest Gump” +++ (Comedy/ Drama,1994) Sally Field, Tom Hanks.

(3h) SHOW “I Am Number Four” +++ (Action,2011) Alex Pettyfer, Timothy Olyphant. (2h) 6:00 PM AMC “The Shawshank Redemption” ++++ (Drama,1994) Morgan Freeman, Tim Robbins. A banker is wrongly convicted of a double murder and is sent to prison for life. (3h) COM “Super Troopers” +++ (Comedy,2002) Kevin Heffernan, Steve Lemme. (2h)

FX “Iron Man” +++ (Action,2008) Gw-

yneth Paltrow, Robert Downey Jr.. (3h) TOON “Shrek 2” +++ (Animated,2004) Voices of Eddie Murphy, Mike Myers. (2h) 6:15 PM MAX “The Eagle” +++ (Adventure,2011) Jamie Bell, Channing Tatum.

(2h) 6:30 PM (THIS) “All or Nothing” +++ (Comedy/Drama,2002) Lesley Manville, Timothy Spall. (2h30) 7:00 PM SPIKE “Walking Tall” +++ (Action,2004) Johnny Knoxville, Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson. (2h) 7:30 PM ION “State of Play” +++ (Drama,2009) Ben Affleck, Russell Crowe.

(2h30) 8:00 PM CMT “Rocky III” +++ (Drama,1982) Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire. (2h30) TCM “Peyton Place” +++ (Drama,1957) Hope Lange, Lana Turner.

(2h45) 8:15 PM MAX “Field of Dreams” +++ (Drama,1989) James Earl Jones, Kevin Costner. (1h45) 9:00 PM SYFY “Raiders of the Lost Ark”

++++ (Adventure,1981) Harrison Ford, Karen Allen. An archaeologist and a woman from his past search for the Ark of the Covenant in Egypt. (2h34) SPIKE “Hostage” +++ (Action,2005) Bruce Willis, Kevin Pollak. (2h30) 10:00 PM (RTN) “Night of the Living Dead” +++ (Horror,1968) Duane Jones, Judith O’Dea. (2h) FAM “Where the Wild Things Are” +++ (Adventure,2009) Catherine Keener, Max Records. (2h) 10:30 PM CMT “Rocky II” +++ (Drama,1979) Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire. (3h30) 10:45 PM TCM “Love is a Ball” +++ (Romance,1962) Glenn Ford, Hope Lange.

(2h) 11:00 PM USA “Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End” +++ (Adventure,2007) Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom. (3h30)

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(Drama,1946) Barbara Stanwyck, Eve Arden. (1h45) 12:30 PM HBO “Bend It Like Beckham” +++

(Comedy/Drama,2002) Keira Knightley, Parminder Nagra. (2h) 1:00 PM ION “Space Cowboys” +++ (SciFi,2000) Clint Eastwood, Tommy Lee Jones. (3h) 1:20 PM MAX “Jaws 2” +++ (Horror,1978) Lorraine Gary, Roy Scheider. (2h) 2:00 PM AMC “The Shawshank Redemption” ++++ (Drama,1994) (3h) See Sunday at 6:00 PM TCM “Having a Wonderful Time” +++ (Romance,1938) Eve Arden, Ginger Rogers. (1h15) 3:15 PM TCM “That Uncertain Feeling” +++ (Comedy,1941) Melvyn Douglas, Merle Oberon. (1h30) 3:45 PM SHOW “The Hours” +++ (Drama,2002) Meryl Streep, Nicole Kidman.

(2h) 4:00 PM ION “A Few Good Men” +++ (Drama,1992) Demi Moore, Tom Cruise. (3h) 4:10 PM TMC “Static” +++ (Thriller,2007) Kathleen Robertson, Maury Chaykin. (1h35)

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My Name Is The Office The Big Bang Met Your WLYH (15) Earl (CC) Theory (CC) Mother (CC) (CC) WHP CBS 21 CBS Evening Wheel of Jeopardy! (CC) WHPD (21) News News (CC) Fortune (CC) The Jerry Springer Show (CC) Family Guy American Dad MNT (21.2) (CC) (CC) ABC27 News ABC World ABC27 News The Insider WHTM (27) at 6 (CC) News (CC) at 7 (CC) (CC) RTN (27.2) Daniel Boone "River Passage" Highway to Heaven PBS NewsHour HD (CC) Sesame St. Jack from 'Jack and WITF (33) the Beanstalk' needs advice.

Fox 43 News Fox 43 News Two and a Two and a WPMT (43) (CC) (CC) Half Men Half Men CABLE CHANNELS Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Storage Wars Storage Wars A&E Texas HD Texas HD HD HD 5:00 < The Matrix Revolutions ++ ('03) Laurence Fishburne, AMC Keanu Reeves. Human colonies are invaded by machines. HD RivMon "Killer Snakehead" HD Swamp Wars HD ANPL 106 & Park: BET's Top 10 Live HD (CC) BET The Real Housewives of New Kathy BRAVO Jersey "Poker Face" The Singing Bee HD The Singing Bee HD CMT The Daily Colbert Report Tosh.O HD Tosh.O HD COM Show HD (CC) HD (CC) (CC) (CC) SportsNite HD 'net IMP HD Great Sports Debate HD CSN Deadliest Catch (CC) Deadliest Catch (CC) DISC WGAL

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Show HD (CC) < Sliver ++ ('93) William Baldwin, Sharon Stone.

CBS 21 News The Big Bang Met Your The Office on CW15 (CC) Theory (CC) Mother (CC) (CC) Bloods "Collateral Damage" A WHP CBS 21 :35 David hit is put out on Jamie. (N) News Letterman Law & Order: Criminal Intent Family Guy American Dad (CC) (CC) (CC) 20/20 HD (CC) ABC27 News :35 ABC News Nightline (CC) (CC) The Saint Da Vinci "The Hanged Man" Stegner A portrait of American BBC World Tavis Smiley HD (CC) author Wallace Stegner. HD News (CC) Fox 43 News (CC) Fox 43 News 30 Rock (CC)

Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage "High Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Texas HD Texas HD Texas HD Tea Tighty" HD Texas HD Texas HD Texas HD Texas HD < Collateral Damage ++ (2002, Action) Francesca Neri, Elias Koteas, Arnold < The Chronicles of Riddick +++ A convict Schwarzenegger. A firefighter seeks revenge on a Columbian terrorist. HD (CC) does battle with intergalactic warriors. HD Swamp Wars HD Whale Wars "Battle Cry" HD FrozPlanet "Making Of" HD Whale Wars "Battle Cry" HD < A Low Down Dirty Shame ++ ('94) Keenen Ivory Wayans. < Major Payne ++ ('95) Karyn Parsons, Damon Wayans.

Tardy for Tardy for < The Wedding Planner ++ ('01) Jennifer Lopez. A < The Wedding Planner ++ Wedding Wedding workaholic wedding planner falls for her client. ('01) Jennifer Lopez.

The Singing Bee HD (N) J.Garth HD (N) Mel & Tye HD J.Garth HD Mel & Tye HD The Singing Bee HD Always Sunny Always Sunny The Comedy Award Playlist HD HD GSD: From the Vault DNL Primetime HD SportsNite HD (CC) Rewind HD Union HD Deadliest Catch (CC) Deadliest C. Young deckhands American Guns Deadliest C. Young deckhands must step up or step off. must step up or step off.

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TBS Queens HD House" HD Apology" HD Hamptons" HD Me, Ella" HD Payne HD Hustle" HD Payne HD Danny Ocean seeks revenge on a powerful businessman. < Wait Until Dark +++ ('67) Alan Arkin, Richard Crenna, < The Three Faces of Eve ++++ A woman :45 < 12 Angry Men ++++ ('57) Lee J. Cobb, E. G. Marshall, < They Came TCM Audrey Hepburn. Three criminals terrorize a blind woman. (CC) with multiple personalities undergoes therapy. Henry Fonda. A man holds out on a murder conviction. to Rob Las V...

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5:45 < The Ghost Writer + ('10) Ewan McGregor. A writer < The Green Mile +++ (1999, Drama) David Morse, Bonnie Hunt, Tom Hanks. A death row :15 < MILF ('10) Philip Marlatt, SHOW uncovers secrets of a former Prime Minister. HD inmate possesses extraordinary powers. HD (CC) Jack Cullison. HD :10 < The Burning Plain +++ ('08) Kim Basinger, Charlize < Red ++++ ('10) Mary-Louise Parker, Bruce Willis. A retired < The Rock +++ (1996, Action) Nicolas Cage, Ed Harris, Sean TMC Theron. A woman tries to reconcile with her parents. HD black-ops agent hunts down his assailants. HD Connery. A general takes over Alcatraz Island. HD (CC)

Eddie Cahill stars in “CSI: NY”

Undercover Boss 8:00 PM Another high-level executive infiltrates a company in disguise in this Emmy-nominated reality TV series. This time, the president and CEO of Fastsigns International goes undercover to learn more about the world’s leading signage company.

(WHP)

Grimm 9:00 PM Nick and Hank get wrapped up in a dark “Cinderella” story as they investigate the death of a wealthy matriarch. It turns out the woman’s stepdaughter lost everything in a Ponzi scheme. Elsewhere, Juliette looks into the mysterious death of Nick’s parents.

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CSI: NY 9:00 PM Dr. Sheldon Hawkes and the rest of the team are called in to investigate the murder of a successful businessman who still felt a deep connection to his old neighborhood. Charles Malik Whitfield and Toni Trucks guest star as the victim’s old neighbors.

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The Real Housewives of Orange County 7:15 PM The high-stakes drama continues on the series that started it all. The cameras roll as five glamorous ladies from Orange County try to balance their personal and professional lives within one of Southern California’s wealthiest communities.

BRAVO

Community 8:00 PM When a beloved classmate passes away, most of the study group struggles to come to terms with the death. While Britta uses what she learns from her psychology class to help the others, Jeff adjusts quite easily. Meanwhile, Chang wants to improve security.

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Parks and Recreation 9:30 PM Paul Rudd reprises his guest-starring role as Bobby Newport, Leslie’s dimwitted opponent in the race for city council. As Leslie prepares for the final day of her campaign, she’s thrown for a loop when an important person in Pawnee passes away.

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THIS (8.2) < Bubba Ho-Tep +++ ('02) Ossie Davis, Bruce Campbell.

My Name Is The Office The Big Bang Met Your Vampire Diaries Klaus tries to Secret Cassie uses her dark CBS 21 News The Big Bang Met Your The Office WLYH (15) Earl (CC) (CC) Theory (CC) Mother (CC) leave town with Elena. HD (N) magic to find a crystal. HD (N) on CW15 (CC) Theory (CC) Mother (CC) (CC) WHP CBS 21 CBS Evening Wheel of Jeopardy! (CC) The Big Bang Rules "Meat Interest Finch tries to protect Mental. Lisbon reconnects with WHP CBS 21 :35 David WHPD (21) News News (CC) Fortune (CC) Theory (N) Wars" (N) Reese from their latest mission. her former fiancé on a case. (N) News Letterman The Jerry Springer Show (CC) Family Guy American Dad W.Trace Martin searches for W.Trace A man vanishes after Law & Order: Criminal Intent Family Guy American Dad MNT (21.2) (CC) (CC) his missing aunt. HD leaving his wife's hair salon.

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(CC) Nightline (CC) Highway to Heaven Starsky and Hutch Police Story The Saint "The Scorpion" (CC) Da Vinci "A Cinderella Story" RTN (27.2) D. Boone "The Lost Colony" PBS NewsHour HD (CC) Sesame Telly, Elmo, and Rosita Smart Talk (CC) Trekker Angela discovers the Ind. Lens Mexico's collapsing BBC World Tavis Smiley WITF (33) are playing Shape-O-Bots. HD diverse and rich food traditions. rural economy. HD (N) News (CC) HD (CC) Fox 43 News Fox 43 News Two and a Two and a American Idol Another singing Touch Martin reunites a woman Fox 43 News (CC) Fox 43 News 30 Rock "Sun WPMT (43) (CC) (CC) Half Men Half Men hopeful is voted off of the show. with her mother & sister.

(CC) Tea" (CC) CABLE CHANNELS The First 48 "Thicker Than First 48 Detectives work the First 48 A grandfather is robbed First 48 A woman is found bludgeoned The First 48 "Update Special: First 48 A woman was shot to A&E Water" HD (CC) brutal stabbing of a mother. HD & murdered for a 26-inch TV. to death in her apartment.

Cold as Ice" HD (CC) (N) death and then set on fire. HD CSI: Miami "Death Eminent" CSI The team must investigate < The Matrix Revolutions ++ (2003, Sci-Fi) Laurence Fishburne, Jada Pinkett Smith, Keanu < The Matrix Revolutions AMC HD (CC) a case involving voodoo. HD Reeves. Human colonies are invaded by machines. HD (CC) ++ ('03) Keanu Reeves. HD RivMon "Death Ray" HD B. Planet "Seasonal Seas" HD Wild Russia "Kamchatka" HD Wild Russia "Caucasus" HD Wild Russia "Arctic" HD (CC) Wild Russia "Kamchatka" HD ANPL 106 & Park: BET's Top 10 Live (L) HD (CC) < Poetic Justice ++ ('93, Drama) Tupac Shakur, Joe Torry, Janet Jackson. (CC) < Half Past Dead ++ ('02) Ja Rule, Steven Seagal.

BET :15 The Real Housewives :15 H.Wives Wives NJ Kathy continues to Tardy for Tardy for Tardy for Kathy Watch What Tardy for BRAVO "Bombs Away" (CC) (N) overprotect her children. (N) Wedding Wedding Wedding (N) Happens (N) Wedding 5:30 < Road House ++ ('89) Sam Elliott, Patrick Swayze. < A Few Good Men +++ Two marines are accused of murdering a platoon member. < A Few Good Men +++ CMT The Daily Colbert Report 30 Rock "Blind 30 Rock "Jack, Futurama HD Futurama HD Futurama HD Futurama HD < Jackass 2.5 ++ ('07) The Daily The Colbert COM Show HD (CC) HD (CC) Date" HD (CC) the Writer" HD Show (CC) Report (CC) Preston Lacy, Bam Margera.

SportsNite HD Phillies (P) HD MLB Baseball Philadelphia Phillies vs. Atlanta Braves Site: Turner Field -- Atlanta, Ga. HD (CC) SportsNite HD (CC) MLS Soccer SJ/Pha HD CSN American Chopper (CC) American Chopper (CC) American Chopper (CC) American Chopper (CC) The Treasure of Osama Bin American Chopper (CC) DISC Laden Shake "Doctor Good Luck Good Luck GoodLuck "PJ Phineas and < WALL-E ++++ A waste-collecting robot :15 Fish Hooks A.N.T. Farm Good Luck Shake "Doctor DISN It Up" HD Charlie HD Charlie HD in the City" HD Ferb HD HD HD Charlie HD It Up" HD embarks on a space journey. HD 1:00 To Be Announced (CC) E! News (CC) To Be Announced (CC) Chelsea Lately E! News (CC) E! (N) SportsCenter HD (CC) ESPN Films A look at scapegoating in the world of sports.

Baseball Tonight (L) HD (CC) SportsCenter HD (CC) ESPN NFL 32 (L) HD NFL Live HD (CC) (N) Strongman HD Strongman HD Strongman HD Strongman HD Strongman HD NFL Live HD (CC) MMA Live HD ESPN2 < The Princess Diaries +++ (2001, Family) Anne Hathaway, Hector Elizondo, < The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement ++ ('04) Julie Andrews, Hector The 700 Club (CC) FAM Julie Andrews. A teenager discovers she is heir to a European throne. HD (CC) Elizondo, Anne Hathaway. Princess Mia has 30 days to find a husband. HD (CC) Chopped "Keep On Cook'n Chopped "Rattle & Roll" HD Chopped The chefs must create Chopped Competitors deal Sweet Two families feel the Sweet The chef's face a babyFOOD On" HD appetizers out of canned cheese. with astronaut ice cream. HD heat with chocolate. HD (N) themed chocolate test. HD The Dan Patrick Show (CC) WPT Poker Finals Pt. 1 of 2 WPT Poker Finals Pt. 2 of 2 Ring Kings UFC Ultimate UFC Unleashed (CC) Boxing Top Rank Marroquin vs.

FSN cont'd next (CC) (CC) Insider (CC) Leal (CC) Met Your Met-Mother 2½Men "Pie Two and a < Avatar +++ (2009, Fantasy) Sam Worthington, Giovanni Ribisi, Zoe Saldana. A paraplegic marine is < FX Mother HD "Big Days" HD Hole, Herb" Half Men dispatched on a unique mission. HD (CC) Underworld:...

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Cellblock 6: Female Lock Up 20/20 A teenager conspires in 20/20 A serial rapist targets 20/20 A concerned mother is 20/20 Three followers of a self- 20/20 A concerned mother is TLC "I Told the Truth!" HD (CC) a grisly Internet scheme. HD women on a dating website. brutally murdered. HD help guru died suspiciously. HD brutally murdered. HD Bones "Mayhem on a Cross" Bones Booth searches for a NBA Basketball Playoffs (L) (CC) NBA Basketball Playoffs (L) (CC) TNT (CC) friend's sister.

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Bell has starred as serial killer John (Jigsaw) Kramer in all seven of the high-grossing (pun intended) â&#x20AC;&#x153;Sawâ&#x20AC;? films.

Bellâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s other credits mostly run in the same genre, including titles such as â&#x20AC;&#x153;Buried Aliveâ&#x20AC;? (2007), â&#x20AC;&#x153;Boogeyman 2â&#x20AC;? (also 2007) and its sequel the following year. Now that the â&#x20AC;&#x153;Sawâ&#x20AC;? series appears to be finished (the most recent entry, released in 2010, was subtitled â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Final Chapterâ&#x20AC;?), Bell is remaining in the horror business, having just wrapped an indie pic called â&#x20AC;&#x153;Haunted.â&#x20AC;?

The earlier entries on Bellâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s resume show a little more diversity, though. In fact, it seems that his success with the â&#x20AC;&#x153;Sawâ&#x20AC;? franchise has opened a lot of slow, creaking doors for the 69-year-old star.

Prior to the first â&#x20AC;&#x153;Sawâ&#x20AC;? film in 2004, Bell was a sort of jack-of-all-trades, appearing in smallish roles in all sorts of different films. In fact, his debut role was as a waiter in the hit 1982 cross-dressing comedy â&#x20AC;&#x153;Tootsie.â&#x20AC;?

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Grant won an Emmy for the 2010 documentary â&#x20AC;&#x153;Freedom Ridersâ&#x20AC;? alongside filmmaker Stanley Nelson, who also produced and wrote â&#x20AC;&#x153;Jesse Owens.â&#x20AC;?

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Owens is one of triumph, bravDrescher is the first cast ery, focus and member to be born and raised strength, and in the Big Apple. Having lost it is being a leg when she was a child, celebrated Drescher now works as the in a new national spokesperson for the film that amputee organization One Step airs Ahead. She lives with her husthis band Reid and their four children on the Upper East Side.

Viewers may recognize Radziwill from her time working as a journalist for ABC News. She was married to fellow producer Anthony Radziwill, who lost his battle with cancer in 1999. Now, she is a best-selling author and contributing writer for â&#x20AC;&#x153;Glamourâ&#x20AC;? magazine.

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The Middle 8:00 PM Whoopi Goldberg guest stars as Jane Marsh, an awkward school guidance counsellor who inspires Sue to reinvent herself.

Elsewhere, Frankie is thrilled when she and Mike buy a new bed, and Brick is determined to outlaw the President’s Fitness Challenge.

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Best Friends Forever 8:30 PM Lennon has a new community dance studio in the works, and Jessica decides to plan her an open house event. However, when Lennon’s old dance partner, Ken, arrives on the scene, Jessica must share planning duties.

Joe questions Ken’s true intentions.

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Suburgatory 8:30 PM Alicia Silverstone guest stars as George’s new love interest, Eden. When their relationship gets serious, he plans to introduce her to Tessa, but she’s too preoccupied with her job at Crystal Cup of Crystals.

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The Real Housewives of Orange County 7:15 PM The high-stakes drama continues on the series that started it all. The cameras roll as five glamorous ladies from Orange County try to balance their personal and professional lives within one of Southern California’s wealthiest communities.

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Community 8:00 PM When a beloved classmate passes away, most of the study group struggles to come to terms with the death. While Britta uses what she learns from her psychology class to help the others, Jeff adjusts quite easily. Meanwhile, Chang wants to improve security.

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Parks and Recreation 9:30 PM Paul Rudd reprises his guest-starring role as Bobby Newport, Leslie’s dimwitted opponent in the race for city council. As Leslie prepares for the final day of her campaign, she’s thrown for a loop when an important person in Pawnee passes away.

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Show HD (CC) < American Gigolo +++ ('79) Lauren Hutton, Richard Gere. < Pretty in Pink ++ ('86) Andrew McCarthy, Molly Ringwald.

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My Name Is The Office The Big Bang Met Your Vampire Diaries Klaus tries to Secret Cassie uses her dark CBS 21 News The Big Bang Met Your The Office WLYH (15) Earl (CC) (CC) Theory (CC) Mother (CC) leave town with Elena. HD (N) magic to find a crystal. HD (N) on CW15 (CC) Theory (CC) Mother (CC) (CC) WHP CBS 21 CBS Evening Wheel of Jeopardy! (CC) The Big Bang Rules "Meat Interest Finch tries to protect Mental. Lisbon reconnects with WHP CBS 21 :35 David WHPD (21) News News (CC) Fortune (CC) Theory (N) Wars" (N) Reese from their latest mission. her former fiancé on a case. (N) News Letterman The Jerry Springer Show (CC) Family Guy American Dad W.Trace Martin searches for W.Trace A man vanishes after Law & Order: Criminal Intent Family Guy American Dad MNT (21.2) (CC) (CC) his missing aunt. HD leaving his wife's hair salon.

(CC) (CC) (CC) ABC27 News ABC World ABC27 News The Insider Missing Giancarlo helps Becca Grey's The residents agonize Scandal Olivia Pope defends a ABC27 News :35 ABC News WHTM (27) at 6 (CC) News (CC) at 7 (CC) (CC) as they race to find Azimoff. HD over their oral boards. HD (N) pilot after a plane crashes.

(CC) Nightline (CC) Highway to Heaven Starsky and Hutch Police Story The Saint "The Scorpion" (CC) Da Vinci "A Cinderella Story" RTN (27.2) D. Boone "The Lost Colony" PBS NewsHour HD (CC) Sesame Telly, Elmo, and Rosita Smart Talk (CC) Trekker Angela discovers the Ind. Lens Mexico's collapsing BBC World Tavis Smiley WITF (33) are playing Shape-O-Bots. HD diverse and rich food traditions. rural economy. HD (N) News (CC) HD (CC) Fox 43 News Fox 43 News Two and a Two and a American Idol Another singing Touch Martin reunites a woman Fox 43 News (CC) Fox 43 News 30 Rock "Sun WPMT (43) (CC) (CC) Half Men Half Men hopeful is voted off of the show. with her mother & sister.

(CC) Tea" (CC) CABLE CHANNELS The First 48 "Thicker Than First 48 Detectives work the First 48 A grandfather is robbed First 48 A woman is found bludgeoned The First 48 "Update Special: First 48 A woman was shot to A&E Water" HD (CC) brutal stabbing of a mother. HD & murdered for a 26-inch TV. to death in her apartment.

Cold as Ice" HD (CC) (N) death and then set on fire. HD CSI: Miami "Death Eminent" CSI The team must investigate < The Matrix Revolutions ++ (2003, Sci-Fi) Laurence Fishburne, Jada Pinkett Smith, Keanu < The Matrix Revolutions AMC HD (CC) a case involving voodoo. HD Reeves. Human colonies are invaded by machines. HD (CC) ++ ('03) Keanu Reeves. HD RivMon "Death Ray" HD B. Planet "Seasonal Seas" HD Wild Russia "Kamchatka" HD Wild Russia "Caucasus" HD Wild Russia "Arctic" HD (CC) Wild Russia "Kamchatka" HD ANPL 106 & Park: BET's Top 10 Live (L) HD (CC) < Poetic Justice ++ ('93, Drama) Tupac Shakur, Joe Torry, Janet Jackson. (CC) < Half Past Dead ++ ('02) Ja Rule, Steven Seagal.

BET :15 The Real Housewives :15 H.Wives Wives NJ Kathy continues to Tardy for Tardy for Tardy for Kathy Watch What Tardy for BRAVO "Bombs Away" (CC) (N) overprotect her children. (N) Wedding Wedding Wedding (N) Happens (N) Wedding 5:30 < Road House ++ ('89) Sam Elliott, Patrick Swayze. < A Few Good Men +++ Two marines are accused of murdering a platoon member. < A Few Good Men +++ CMT The Daily Colbert Report 30 Rock "Blind 30 Rock "Jack, Futurama HD Futurama HD Futurama HD Futurama HD < Jackass 2.5 ++ ('07) The Daily The Colbert COM Show HD (CC) HD (CC) Date" HD (CC) the Writer" HD Show (CC) Report (CC) Preston Lacy, Bam Margera.

SportsNite HD Phillies (P) HD MLB Baseball Philadelphia Phillies vs. Atlanta Braves Site: Turner Field -- Atlanta, Ga. HD (CC) SportsNite HD (CC) MLS Soccer SJ/Pha HD CSN American Chopper (CC) American Chopper (CC) American Chopper (CC) American Chopper (CC) The Treasure of Osama Bin American Chopper (CC) DISC Laden Shake "Doctor Good Luck Good Luck GoodLuck "PJ Phineas and < WALL-E ++++ A waste-collecting robot :15 Fish Hooks A.N.T. Farm Good Luck Shake "Doctor DISN It Up" HD Charlie HD Charlie HD in the City" HD Ferb HD HD HD Charlie HD It Up" HD embarks on a space journey. HD 1:00 To Be Announced (CC) E! News (CC) To Be Announced (CC) Chelsea Lately E! News (CC) E! (N) SportsCenter HD (CC) ESPN Films A look at scapegoating in the world of sports.

Baseball Tonight (L) HD (CC) SportsCenter HD (CC) ESPN NFL 32 (L) HD NFL Live HD (CC) (N) Strongman HD Strongman HD Strongman HD Strongman HD Strongman HD NFL Live HD (CC) MMA Live HD ESPN2 < The Princess Diaries +++ (2001, Family) Anne Hathaway, Hector Elizondo, < The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement ++ ('04) Julie Andrews, Hector The 700 Club (CC) FAM Julie Andrews. A teenager discovers she is heir to a European throne. HD (CC) Elizondo, Anne Hathaway. Princess Mia has 30 days to find a husband. HD (CC) Chopped "Keep On Cook'n Chopped "Rattle & Roll" HD Chopped The chefs must create Chopped Competitors deal Sweet Two families feel the Sweet The chef's face a babyFOOD On" HD appetizers out of canned cheese. with astronaut ice cream. HD heat with chocolate. HD (N) themed chocolate test. HD The Dan Patrick Show (CC) WPT Poker Finals Pt. 1 of 2 WPT Poker Finals Pt. 2 of 2 Ring Kings UFC Ultimate UFC Unleashed (CC) Boxing Top Rank Marroquin vs.

FSN cont'd next (CC) (CC) Insider (CC) Leal (CC) Met Your Met-Mother 2½Men "Pie Two and a < Avatar +++ (2009, Fantasy) Sam Worthington, Giovanni Ribisi, Zoe Saldana. A paraplegic marine is < FX Mother HD "Big Days" HD Hole, Herb" Half Men dispatched on a unique mission. HD (CC) Underworld:...

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HIST (CC) Ghost "Dead Ringer" Cold Case "Fireflies" (CC) Cold Case "Stalker" 1/2 Cold Case "Thrill Kill" 2/2 (CC) Criminal Mind "Devil's Night" Criminal Minds "Middle Man" ION Wife Swap "Wife Swap Saved Wife Swap Catch up with some Wife Swap (CC) Wife Swap (CC) 7 Days of Sex HD (N) Converse Rita Wilson, Portia LIFE My Marriage" (CC) of 'Wife Swap' families.

De Rossi, Lady Gaga HD (N) '70s Show '70s Show The Substitute Ridiculous $ Strangers Ridiculous Pauly D punk'd (CC) punk'd (CC) Pauly D punk'd (CC) Pauly D MTV iCarly (CC) iCarly (CC) SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob SpongeBob That '70s That '70s George Lopez George Lopez Friends (CC) Friends (CC) NICK (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) Show (CC) Show (CC) (CC) (CC) NASCAR Race Hub HD (N) Pass Time HD Pass Time HD D. Drives "Log Truckers" HD Wrecked HD Wrecked HD Trucker HD Trucker HD NASCAR Race Hub HD SPEED Jail HD Jail HD Jail HD Jail HD Jail HD Jail HD Impact Wrestling High-risk athletic entertainment from the Uncensored 1000 Ways to SPIKE ring. HD (N) HD (N) Die HD 5:30 < Alien Resurrection +++ ('97) Winona Ryder, < Dreamcatcher +++ (2003, Sci-Fi) Thomas Jane, Jason Lee, Morgan Freeman. Four friends < Alien Resurrection +++ SYFY Sigourney Weaver. A woman battles aliens. HD try to outsmart a deadly alien. HD (CC) ('97) Sigourney Weaver. HD 5:00 Praise the Lord (CC) Good News Potter's Touch BehindScenes Joel Osteen Joseph Prince Brian Houston Praise the Lord (CC) TBN Queens "Soft The King of Seinfeld "The Seinfeld "The Family Guy HD Family Guy HD The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang The Big Bang Conan Aaron Paul, Switchfoot, TBS Touch" HD Queens HD Betrayal" HD Opposite" HD Theory HD Theory HD Theory HD Theory HD Zach Galafianakis HD (CC) 5:30 < The Wonderful World of the Brothers Grimm +++ < In Cold Blood +++ (1967, Crime Story) Scott Wilson, John Forsythe, Robert < The Boston Strangler ++ ('68) Tony Curtis.

TCM Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm recreate best-loved tales.

Blake. Two cons plot a family's murder. (CC) A criminologist searches for Albert DeSalvo.

Cellblock 6: Female Lock Up 20/20 A teenager conspires in 20/20 A serial rapist targets 20/20 A concerned mother is 20/20 Three followers of a self- 20/20 A concerned mother is TLC "I Told the Truth!" HD (CC) a grisly Internet scheme. HD women on a dating website. brutally murdered. HD help guru died suspiciously. HD brutally murdered. HD Bones "Mayhem on a Cross" Bones Booth searches for a NBA Basketball Playoffs (L) (CC) NBA Basketball Playoffs (L) (CC) TNT (CC) friend's sister.

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My Name Is The Office The Big Bang Met Your Gossip Girl The gang works to Hart of Wade asks Zoe to be on WLYH (15) Earl (CC) (CC) Theory (CC) Mother (CC) uncover an explosive secret. HD his team at the Bluebell Battle.

WHP CBS 21 CBS Evening Wheel of Jeopardy! (CC) Mother "Good 2 Broke Girls Two and Half Mike & Molly WHPD (21) News News (CC) Fortune (CC) Crazy" HD (N) HD (N) Men HD (N) HD (N) The Jerry Springer Show (CC) Family Guy American Dad SVU A mentally challenged 22- SVU A stepmom is suspected of MNT (21.2) (CC) (CC) year-old becomes pregnant. HD seducing her stepson. HD ABC27 News ABC World ABC27 News The Insider Dancing With the Stars HD (CC) (N) WHTM (27) at 6 (CC) News (CC) at 7 (CC) (CC) Starsky and Hutch Police Story "Chief" RTN (27.2) Daniel Boone "Onantha" (CC) Highway to Heaven PBS NewsHour (CC) Sesame Street Gina reads a Antiques Rd. Finds include a Antiques Rd. A bronze hood WITF (33) Spanish book to Marco. HD 1961 Willie Mays jersey. HD (N) ornament is appraised. HD Fox 43 News Fox 43 News Two and a Two and a Bones A family rivalry may be House The team treats a young WPMT (43) (CC) Half Men Half Men linked to a murder. HD (N) girl with a genetic condition.

(CC) CABLE CHANNELS The First 48 "One of Ours" HD Scared Deputies return a teen Beyond Scare Teens get a dose Scared A female gang member A&E (CC) to the jail for a day of labor. HD of grown-up prison life. HD defies inmates and deputies.

CSI: Miami "Free Fall" HD (CC) CSI The team must find the CSI A cruise ship docked in The Pitch "Waste AMC location of a missing woman. Miami is the scene of a murder. Management" HD (N) River Monsters: Lost HD Swamp Wars HD River Monsters HD River Monsters HD ANPL 106 & Park: BET's Top 10 Live (L) HD (CC) < Boyz 'N the Hood ++++ ('91) Laurence Fishburne.

BET The Real Housewives of Tardy for Tardy for Housewives NJ Answers to Wives NJ Kathy continues to BRAVO Atlanta "Kim & Kroy" Wedding Wedding Jacqueline’s absence. overprotect her children.

Kitchen "Secret Garden" HD Kitchen N'mare "Lela's" HD The Singing Bee HD The Singing Bee HD CMT The Daily Colbert Report 30 Rock HD 30 Rock HD Futurama HD South Park Always Sunny Always Sunny COM Show HD (CC) HD (CC) "Ginger Kids" SportsNite HD Pre-game HD MLB Baseball Chicago Cubs vs. Philadelphia Phillies Site: Citizens Bank Park (L) HD CSN To Be Announced (CC) Am. Chopper A 1970's themed Chopper OCC unveils a new Chopper Odie turns to Senior DISC bike is built for MyPillow. HD bike for St. Jude Hospital. HD for a job after getting fired. HD Shake "Camp Good Luck GoodLk "The Good Luck Jessie < Radio Rebel Debby Ryan. A shy student's DISN It Up" HD Charlie HD Break Up" HD Charlie HD "Badfellas" HD podcast becomes popular at school. HD 1:00 To Be Announced (CC) E! News (CC) To Be Announced (CC) E! WGAL

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CBS News 21 The Big Bang Met Your The Office at 10 Theory (CC) Mother (CC) (CC) Hawaii 5-0 A suspect threatens WHP CBS 21 :35 Letterman to release a deadly virus. HD News HD (N) Law & Order: Criminal Intent Family Guy American Dad (CC) (CC) (CC) Castle Evidence of a murder is ABC27 News :35 ABC News linked to a zombie. HD (N) (CC) Nightline (CC) The Saint "The Lawless Lady" Da Vinci's Inquest "The Hunt" Revealed Examine the intricacies BBC News Tavis Smiley of the electric power grid.

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Garfield. A con artist woos a wealthy woman. leader falls in love with a mysterious woman.

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Weeds HD Weeds HD The Borgias "Stray Dogs" (CC) Nurse Jackie The Big C The Borgias "Stray Dogs" (CC) SHOW Scientists head to the planet's core to save Earth. HD HD 5:45 < Agora (2009, Drama) Max Minghella, Oscar Isaac, < As Good as It Gets +++ (1997, Comedy) Helen Hunt, Greg Kinnear, Jack < The Tempest ('10) Felicity Jones. A woman TMC Rachel Weisz. A slave falls in love with his master. HD (CC) Nicholson. A man's life changes when he meets a waitress. HD (CC) who practices alchemy is sent away. HD TOON

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Kat Dennings and Beth Behrs star in “2 Broke Girls”

The Voice 8:00 PM Coaches Christina Aguilera, Cee Lo Green, Adam Levine and Blake Shelton put their best singers forward as they compete in the semi-final phase of the competition.

The strongest performers take the stage in the hopes of winning a recording contract.

(WGAL)

2 Broke Girls 8:30 PM Peach’s friend, a Manhattan socialite, hires the girls to deliver cupcakes to her daughter’s first birthday party, and the stakes are high. If the butter cream delights aren’t perfect, it could jeopardize Max’s babysitting gig with Peach.

(WHP)

Eureka 9:00 PM When Kevin invents a device to search for the crew of the Astraeus, Carter and Andy must steal a piece of equipment to complete it.

Unfortunately, they are jailed in the process.

SYFY

Castle 10:00 PM When human bite marks are found on a murder victim’s body, Castle comes up with some wild theories about the case. The only witness claims it was a zombie attack, leading the investigators to plunge into New York’s zombie subculture for clues.

(WHTM)

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M :15 Making Real Sports <++++ Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 ('10) <++ Larry Crowne ('11) Tom Hanks. :45 <+++ Shattered Glass ('03) <+++ Cinema Verite ('99) <++ Devil ('10) T Movie < Water for Elephants ('11) Robert Pattinson. <+++ The Phantom of the Opera ('04) Gerard Butler. <+++ In & Out ('97) Kevin Kline. <+++ Robin Hood ('10) 24/7 HBO W 8:30 <+ Torque ('04) <+ Green Lantern ('11) Blake Lively, Ryan Reynolds. Mayweath <+++ Diary of a Wimpy Kid ('10) < Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules Movie T 8:30 <++ Hearts in At... :15 <++ The Fourth Kind ('09) Milla Jovovich. <++ Surviving Christmas ('04) <++ Date Night ('10) Tina Fey. <++++ Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 ('10) :45 <++ Just Married ('03) Ashton Kutcher.

Breaking the Huddle F Movie <+ The American ('10) <++ Jaws: The Revenge :15 <++++ Jaws ('75) Roy Scheider. :20 <+++ Jaws 2 ('78) Roy Scheider. :20 <+ Jaws 3D ('83) Dennis Quaid.

M Movie <+++ Master & Commander: The Far Side of the... :20 < My Soul to Take ('10) John Magaro. :05 < The Rite ('11) Colin O'Donoghue.

T 8:40 <++ An America... <+++ Big Fish ('03) Ewan McGregor. <++ The Replacements ('00) <+++ White Mile ('94) :20 <++ Something Borrowed ('11) Ginnifer Goodwin. :35 <++ Vampire in Brooklyn ('95) MAX W :20 <+++ Seven (Thril, '95) Brad Pitt, Morgan Freeman. <++ Splice ('09) Adrien Brody. <++ The Brady Bunch Movie ('95) < The Tree of Life (Dra, '11) Sean Penn, Brad Pitt. :15 <++ The A-Team (Act, '10) Bradley Cooper, Liam Neeson.

T 8:30 <++ Rollercoaster ('77) <++ Femme Fatale ('02) Rebecca Romijin-Stamos. Movie :50 <+ Freejack ('92) Mick Jagger, Emilio Estevez. :45 <+++ Ferris Bueller's Day Off ('86) F 8:35 <+ Dirty Work ('98) <++ Sucker Punch ('11) < The Entitled ('11) Ray Liotta. :45 < 180 South ('10) Yvon Chouinard. :15 < Square Grouper (Doc, '11) :45 <+++ The Hours ('02) Nicole Kidman.

Movie M <++ Reunion ('09) Derek Cecil. <+++ Evelyn ('02) Pierce Brosnan. <++ H.G. Wells' War of the Worlds :45 < The Eclipse ('09) Aidan Quinn. :05 < Ricochet River ('01) John Cullum. :15 < Ten Inch Hero ('07) Elisabeth Harnois.

T Movie :45 <++ The Golden Bowl ('00) Kate Beckinsale, Uma Thurman. < Fair Game (Dra, '10) Sean Penn, Naomi Watts.

SHOW W 8:30 < Daydream Nation :15 <+++ Gross Anatomy ('89) Matthew Modine. :05 <++ The Big Day ('00) <+++ Dead Again ('91) Kenneth Branagh. <+++ Roommates ('95) Peter Falk. < The Oxford Murders ('08) John Hurt, Elijah Wood. Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work T <+++ The Undertaker's Wedding < Route 30 ('07) Curtis Armstrong. <++ Personal Velocity: Three Portraits <+ 29 Palms ('02) Rachael Leigh Cook. :15 < The Eclipse ('09) Aidan Quinn.

Movie F 8:30 <++ It's Pat ('94) :55 < Waiting for Forever ('11) <++ Till Human Voices Wake Us ('02) :15 < The Reef ('10) < An Invisible Sign ('10) Jessica Alba. :10 <+++ Static ('07) :45 < Prey of the Jaguar ('96) Stacy Keach. :45 < Agora M Movie < True Legend (Act, '10) Xun Zhou, Man Cheuk Chiu. < The Cry of the Owl ('09) :45 <++ Journey to the Center of t...

T < Touching Home (Dra, '08) Brad Dourif, Ed Harris. <++++ Capote ('05) Philip Seymour Hoffman. <+ T.N.T. ('98) Olivier Gruner. < Forged (Com/Dra, '11) :25 <+++ The Joy Luck Club ('93) Rosalind Chao. :45 < Skateland ('10) TMC W 8:20 <+++ The Cante... <+ Where the Money Is ('00) < Thanks ('11) Molly Bergman. <+++ Just Write ('98) Sherilyn Fenn. :15 <++ Firelight ('98) Sophie Marceau. :40 <+++ Twilight of the Golds ('97) :15 < War Eagle, Arkansas ('07) Brain Dennehy.

T Movie <+++ Super Size Me (Doc, '04) :40 <+ Color of Justice ('97) :15 < Griff the Invisible ('10) :50 < Street Racer ('08) :20 <++ New York Stories ('89) Nick Nolte, Woody Allen.

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MAX “The Town” ++++ (Action,2010)

Ben Affleck, Rebecca Hall. A career criminal juggles his feelings for a bank manager from a previous robbery.

(2h10) 12:00 PM (THIS) “A Child Is Waiting” +++ (Drama,1963) Burt Lancaster, Judy Garland. (2h30) TCM “Bedazzled” +++ (Comedy,1968) Dudley Moore, Peter Cook. (2h) TOON “Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs” +++ (Animated,2009) Anna Faris, Bill Hader. (2h) 12:30 PM LIFE “Gia: Story of a Model” +++ (Biography,1997) Angelina Jolie, Mercedes Ruehl. (2h30) 1:00 PM HBO “Inception” +++ (Action,2010) Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Leonardo DiCaprio. (2h30) 1:15 PM MAX “48 Hours” ++++ (Action,1982) Eddie Murphy, Nick Nolte. A cop enlists the aid of a crook serving thirty-five years for robbery. (1h35) 2:00 PM (WPMT) “Holes” +++ (Adventure,2003) Shia LaBeouf, Sigourney Weaver. (2h)

BET “The Wiz” +++ (Musical,1978)

Diana Ross, Thelma Carpenter. (3h) COM “Extract” +++ (Comedy,2009) Jason Bateman, Mila Kunis. (2h) TCM “The Night of the Hunter” ++++ (Drama,1955) Robert Mitchum, Shelly Winters. A bogus preacher marries an outlaw’s widow in search of the man’s hidden loot. (2h) TNT “I Am Legend” +++ (Sci-Fi,2007) Will Smith, Alice Braga. (2h) TVLND “Beverly Hills Cop” +++ (Comedy,1984) Eddie Murphy, Judge Reinhold. (2h30) 2:30 PM ION “At First Sight” +++ (Drama,1999) Mira Sorvino, Val Kilmer. (2h) 3:00 PM LIFE “Derailed” +++ (Thriller,2005) Clive Owen, Jennifer Aniston. (2h) 3:30 PM FX “The Incredible Hulk” +++ (Action,2008) Edward Norton, Liv Tyler.

(2h30) USA “The Game Plan” +++ (Family,2007) Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson, Madison Pettis. (2h30) 4:00 PM TCM “Lawrence of Arabia” ++++ (War,1962) Alec Guinness, Peter O’Toole.

An Englishman unites Arab tribes to battle the Ottoman Turks during the First World War. (4h) TNT “The Longest Yard” +++ (Com-

edy,2005) Adam Sandler, Chris Rock.

(2h30) TOON “Shrek” +++ (Animated,2001) Voices of Eddie Murphy, Mike Myers.

(2h) 4:30 PM (THIS) “How to Marry a Millionaire” +++ (Comedy,1953) Betty Grable, Marilyn Monroe. (2h) ION “A Few Good Men” +++ (Drama,1992) Demi Moore, Tom Cruise. (3h) MAX “The Adjustment Bureau” +++ (Romance,2011) Matt Damon, Emily Blunt. (1h45) 4:45 PM CMT “Rocky II” +++ (Drama,1979) Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire. (3h15) 5:00 PM TBS “Forrest Gump” +++ (Comedy/ Drama,1994) Sally Field, Tom Hanks.

(3h) SHOW “I Am Number Four” +++ (Action,2011) Alex Pettyfer, Timothy Olyphant. (2h) 6:00 PM AMC “The Shawshank Redemption” ++++ (Drama,1994) Morgan Freeman, Tim Robbins. A banker is wrongly convicted of a double murder and is sent to prison for life. (3h) COM “Super Troopers” +++ (Comedy,2002) Kevin Heffernan, Steve Lemme. (2h)

FX “Iron Man” +++ (Action,2008) Gw-

yneth Paltrow, Robert Downey Jr.. (3h) TOON “Shrek 2” +++ (Animated,2004) Voices of Eddie Murphy, Mike Myers. (2h) 6:15 PM MAX “The Eagle” +++ (Adventure,2011) Jamie Bell, Channing Tatum.

(2h) 6:30 PM (THIS) “All or Nothing” +++ (Comedy/Drama,2002) Lesley Manville, Timothy Spall. (2h30) 7:00 PM SPIKE “Walking Tall” +++ (Action,2004) Johnny Knoxville, Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson. (2h) 7:30 PM ION “State of Play” +++ (Drama,2009) Ben Affleck, Russell Crowe.

(2h30) 8:00 PM CMT “Rocky III” +++ (Drama,1982) Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire. (2h30) TCM “Peyton Place” +++ (Drama,1957) Hope Lange, Lana Turner.

(2h45) 8:15 PM MAX “Field of Dreams” +++ (Drama,1989) James Earl Jones, Kevin Costner. (1h45) 9:00 PM SYFY “Raiders of the Lost Ark”

++++ (Adventure,1981) Harrison Ford, Karen Allen. An archaeologist and a woman from his past search for the Ark of the Covenant in Egypt. (2h34) SPIKE “Hostage” +++ (Action,2005) Bruce Willis, Kevin Pollak. (2h30) 10:00 PM (RTN) “Night of the Living Dead” +++ (Horror,1968) Duane Jones, Judith O’Dea. (2h) FAM “Where the Wild Things Are” +++ (Adventure,2009) Catherine Keener, Max Records. (2h) 10:30 PM CMT “Rocky II” +++ (Drama,1979) Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire. (3h30) 10:45 PM TCM “Love is a Ball” +++ (Romance,1962) Glenn Ford, Hope Lange.

(2h) 11:00 PM USA “Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End” +++ (Adventure,2007) Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom. (3h30)

MONDAY 12:15 PM

TCM “My Reputation” +++

(Drama,1946) Barbara Stanwyck, Eve Arden. (1h45) 12:30 PM HBO “Bend It Like Beckham” +++

(Comedy/Drama,2002) Keira Knightley, Parminder Nagra. (2h) 1:00 PM ION “Space Cowboys” +++ (SciFi,2000) Clint Eastwood, Tommy Lee Jones. (3h) 1:20 PM MAX “Jaws 2” +++ (Horror,1978) Lorraine Gary, Roy Scheider. (2h) 2:00 PM AMC “The Shawshank Redemption” ++++ (Drama,1994) (3h) See Sunday at 6:00 PM TCM “Having a Wonderful Time” +++ (Romance,1938) Eve Arden, Ginger Rogers. (1h15) 3:15 PM TCM “That Uncertain Feeling” +++ (Comedy,1941) Melvyn Douglas, Merle Oberon. (1h30) 3:45 PM SHOW “The Hours” +++ (Drama,2002) Meryl Streep, Nicole Kidman.

(2h) 4:00 PM ION “A Few Good Men” +++ (Drama,1992) Demi Moore, Tom Cruise. (3h) 4:10 PM TMC “Static” +++ (Thriller,2007) Kathleen Robertson, Maury Chaykin. (1h35)

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Dateline NBC 7:00 PM Correspondents take a look at the recent trend of cheating in schools. These days, kids have been known to use cellphones to look up answers on quizzes or change scores in athletic drills. Author and teen ethics expert Rosalind Wiseman shares advice.

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Michael J. Fox and Martha Plimpton return as Louis Canning and Patti Nyholm, rival lawyers who team up to take the firm down in this season finale.

Meanwhile, Alicia sorts through her feelings about Peter, and Kalinda’s past catches up with her.

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by Damian in this season finale. Though the crew may be banned from officially working on the Damian case, they still try to bring him down.

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Toby Regbo stars as young Jim Hawkins, who’s drawn into a swashbuckling world of adventure when he discovers a treasure map.

UFC 8:00 PM Fox once again treats mixed martial arts fans to live UFC event coverage in this action-packed special.

Nate Diaz faces off against Jim Miller in the octagon in a highly anticipated lightweight bout at the Izod Center in East Rutherford, N.J. (WPMT)

Hancock 9:00 PM Will Smith stars in this unconventional superhero flick. Hancock may have superpowers, but his lifestyle is more reminiscent of a rock star than a dogooder. He soon encounters a public-relations executive who wants to repair his disgraced image.

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4:25 PM

SYFY “Raiders of the Lost Ark”

++++ (Adventure,1981) (2h35) See Sunday at 9:00 PM 4:45 PM TCM “Tom, Dick and Harry” ++++ (Comedy,1941) George Murphy, Ginger Rogers. A woman accepts three wedding proposals at once and dreams of marriage to each man. (1h30) 6:30 PM SPIKE “Lethal Weapon 4” +++ (Action,1998) Danny Glover, Mel Gibson.

(2h30) MAX “Death Becomes Her” +++ (Comedy,1992) Bruce Willis, Meryl Streep. (1h45) 7:00 PM FX “Mr. and Mrs. Smith” +++ (Action,2005) Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt.

(3h30) 8:00 PM BET “Boyz ‘N the Hood” ++++ (Drama,1991) Cuba Gooding Jr., Laurence Fishburne. A divorced father strives to raise his son with values and steer him away from violence. (2h) TCM “Nobody Lives Forever” +++ (Romance,1946) Geraldine Fitzgerald, John Garfield. (2h) TMC “As Good as It Gets” +++ (Comedy,1997) Helen Hunt, Jack Nicholson. (2h30) 8:15 PM MAX “Diggstown” +++ (Action,1992) James Woods, Louis Gossett Jr.. (1h45) 9:00 PM SPIKE “A Bronx Tale” +++ (Drama,1993) Chazz Palminteri, Robert De Niro. (3h) 10:00 PM (THIS) “The Sum of Us” +++ (Comedy/Drama,1994) Jack Thompson, Russell Crowe. (2h) LIFE “The Memory Keeper’s Daughter” +++ (Drama,2008) Dermot Mulroney, Gretchen Mol. (2h01) 10:30 PM FX “Mr. and Mrs. Smith” +++ (Action,2005) Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt.

(3h30)

TUESDAY 12:00 PM

TCM “Teahouse of the August Moon”

+++ (Comedy,1956) Eddie Albert, Glenn Ford. (2h) 12:30 PM (THIS) “Report to the Commissioner” +++ (Crime Story,1975) Michael Moriarty, Yaphet Kotto. (2h30) 1:30 PM ION “The Outlaw Josey Wales” +++ (Western,1976) Chief Dan George, Clint Eastwood. (2h30) 1:45 PM HBO “Shattered Glass” +++ (Drama,2003) Hayden Christensen, Peter Sarsgaard. (1h45) 2:00 PM TCM “Don’t Go Near the Water” +++ (Comedy,1957) Gia Scala, Glenn Ford. (2h) MAX “Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World” +++ (Adventure,2003) Paul Bettany, Russell Crowe. (2h20) 3:30 PM HBO “Cinema Verite” +++ (Documentary,1999) D.A. Pennebaker, Richard Leacock. (1h30)

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best movies 4:00 PM

TCM “The Courtship of Eddie’s

Father” +++ (Comedy/Drama,1963) Glenn Ford, Shirley Jones. (2h) 4:30 PM FAM “Jumanji” +++ (Fantasy,1995) Bonnie Hunt, Robin Williams. (2h30) 5:00 PM (THIS) “Vincent and Theo” +++ (Biography,1990) Paul Rhys, Tim Roth. (3h) 7:00 PM VH1 “Boyz ‘N the Hood” ++++ (Drama,1991) (2h) See Monday at 8:00 PM 8:00 PM FX “Avatar” +++ (Fantasy,2009) Sam Worthington, Zoe Saldana. (3h30) TCM “Man’s Favorite Sport?” +++ (Comedy,1964) Paula Prentiss, Rock Hudson. (2h15) 10:00 PM MAX “The Rainmaker” +++ (Drama,1997) Danny DeVito, Matt Damon.

(2h15) 10:15 PM TCM “The Old Man and the Sea” ++++ (Drama,1958) Harry Bellaver, Spencer Tracy. After months without a catch, a fisherman hooks a gigantic fish that drags him out to sea. (1h45) 10:30 PM VH1 “Boyz ‘N the Hood” ++++ (Drama,1991) (2h) See Monday at 8:00 PM

WEDNESDAY 12:00 PM

COM “Blue Collar Comedy Tour”

+++ (Documentary,2003) Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall. (2h) 12:30 PM HBO “The Phantom of the Opera” +++ (Musical,2004) Gerard Butler, Emmy Rossum. (2h30) 1:00 PM FX “Blade” +++ (Action,1998) Stephen Dorff, Wesley Snipes. (2h30) MAX “White Mile” +++ (Drama,1994) Alan Alda, Peter Gallagher. (1h20) 2:00 PM ION “The Bad News Bears” +++ (Comedy,1976) Tatum O’Neal, Walter Matthau. (2h) 2:25 PM TMC “The Joy Luck Club” +++ (Drama,1993) France Buyen, Rosalind Chao. (2h20) 3:00 PM HBO “In & Out” +++ (Comedy,1997) Kevin Kline, Matt Dillon. (1h30) 3:30 PM TCM “I Bury the Living” +++ (Horror,1958) Richard Boone, Theodore Bikel. (1h30) 4:30 PM HBO “Robin Hood” +++ (Adventure,2010) Cate Blanchett, Russell Crowe. (2h30) 5:00 PM TCM “My Fair Lady” ++++ (Musical,1964) Audrey Hepburn, Stanley Holloway. A professor agrees to a wager that he can transform a flower girl into a regal lady. (3h) 6:20 PM MAX “Sanctum” +++ (Action,2011) Rhys Wakefield, Christopher Baker.

(1h55) 8:00 PM FX “Avatar” +++ (Fantasy,2009) Sam Worthington, Zoe Saldana. (3h30) TCM “Sullivan’s Travels” ++++ (Comedy,1941) Joel McCrea, Veronica

Lake. A Hollywood producer becomes homeless so he can experience life on the streets first-hand. (1h45) 9:45 PM TCM “The Palm Beach Story” +++ (Comedy,1942) Claudette Colbert, Joel McCrea. (1h45) 10:00 PM MAX “X2: X-Men United” +++ (SciFi,2003) Hugh Jackman, Patrick Stewart.

(2h15)

THURSDAY 12:30 PM

SHOW “Roommates” +++ (Dra-

ma,1995) Peter Falk, Julianne Moore.

(2h) 2:00 PM TCM “The Power and the Prize” +++ (Romance,1956) Elisabeth Mueller, Robert Taylor. (2h) 2:30 PM HBO “Diary of a Wimpy Kid” +++ (Comedy,2010) Zachary Gordon, Robert Capron. (1h30) TMC “Just Write” +++ (Comedy,1998) Jeremy Piven, Sherilyn Fenn. (1h45) 5:30 PM SYFY “Alien Resurrection” +++ (Sci-Fi,1997) Sigourney Weaver, Winona Ryder. (2h30) TCM “The Wonderful World of the Brothers Grimm” +++ (Children,1962) Karlheinz Böhm, Laurence Harvey. (2h30) 6:00 PM (THIS) “Bubba Ho-Tep” +++ (Horror,2002) Bruce Campbell, Ossie Davis.

(2h) FAM “The Princess Diaries” +++ (Family,2001) Anne Hathaway, Julie Andrews. (2h30) 8:00 PM (THIS) “American Gigolo” +++ (Drama,1979) Lauren Hutton, Richard Gere. (2h) CMT “A Few Good Men” +++ (Drama,1992) Demi Moore, Tom Cruise. (3h) FX “Avatar” +++ (Fantasy,2009) Sam Worthington, Zoe Saldana. (3h30) SYFY “Dreamcatcher” +++ (SciFi,2003) Morgan Freeman, Thomas Jane. (3h) TCM “In Cold Blood” +++ (Crime Story,1967) Robert Blake, Scott Wilson.

(2h30) MAX “Love and Other Drugs” +++ (Comedy,2010) Anne Hathaway, Jake Gyllenhaal. (2h) TMC “The Thomas Crown Affair” +++ (Crime Story,1999) Pierce Brosnan, Rene Russo. (2h) 8:30 PM DISN “WALL-E” ++++ (Animated,2008) Ben Burtt, Elissa Knight. In the distant future, a small waste-collecting robot embarks on a space journey.

(1h45) 11:00 PM CMT “A Few Good Men” +++ (Drama,1992) Demi Moore, Tom Cruise. (3h) SYFY “Alien Resurrection” +++ (Sci-Fi,1997) Sigourney Weaver, Winona Ryder. (2h30)

FRIDAY 12:00 PM

AMC “Executive Decision” +++ (Ac-

tion,1996) Kurt Russell, Steven Seagal.

(3h) DISN “WALL-E” ++++ (Ani-

mated,2008) (1h40) See Thursday at 8:30 PM 1:30 PM FAM “The Princess Diaries” +++ (Family,2001) Anne Hathaway, Julie Andrews. (2h30) 1:45 PM MAX “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” +++ (Comedy,1986) Alan Ruck, Matthew Broderick. (1h45) 2:00 PM (THIS) “Little Monsters” +++ (Family,1989) Fred Savage, Howie Mandel.

(2h) 3:30 PM HBO “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1” ++++ (Adventure,2010) (2h30) See Tuesday at 9:30 AM 3:45 PM TCM “Love in the Afternoon” ++++ (Romance,1957) Audrey Hepburn, Gary Cooper. A playboy is captivated by the daughter of a detective. (2h15) 4:30 PM TMC “Super Size Me” +++ (Documentary,2004) (1h40) 5:00 PM SYFY “Dreamcatcher” +++ (SciFi,2003) Morgan Freeman, Thomas Jane. (3h) 6:00 PM TCM “Wait Until Dark” +++ (Thriller,1967) Alan Arkin, Audrey Hepburn.

(2h) 6:10 PM TMC “The Burning Plain” +++ (Drama,2008) Charlize Theron, Kim Basinger. (1h50) 6:30 PM FAM “Where the Wild Things Are” +++ (Adventure,2009) Catherine Keener, Max Records. (2h) 7:00 PM FX “Iron Man” +++ (Action,2008) Gwyneth Paltrow, Robert Downey Jr.. (3h) SPIKE “Jurassic Park” +++ (SciFi,1993) Laura Dern, Sam Neill. (3h) 8:00 PM TCM “The Three Faces of Eve” ++++ (Drama,1957) David Wayne, Joanne Woodward. A woman is diagnosed as suffering from multiple personalities and must undergo therapy. (1h45) TNT “Braveheart” +++ (Action,1995) Mel Gibson, Sophie Marceau. (3h45) SHOW “The Green Mile” +++ (Drama,1999) David Morse, Tom Hanks.

(3h15) TMC “Red” ++++ (Action,2010) Bruce Willis, Mary-Louise Parker. A retired black-ops agent puts his team back together after being attacked in his home. (2h) 9:45 PM TCM “12 Angry Men” ++++ (Drama,1957) Henry Fonda, Lee J. Cobb.

A man convinces his fellow jurors to re-examine the evidence against an accused murderer. (1h45) 10:00 PM TMC “The Rock” +++ (Action,1996) Nicolas Cage, Sean Connery. (2h30) 10:30 PM AMC “The Chronicles of Riddick” +++ (Sci-Fi,2004) Judi Dench, Vin Diesel. (2h30) 11:00 PM FX “Iron Man” +++ (Action,2008) Gwyneth Paltrow, Robert Downey Jr.. (3h)

SATURDAY 11:30 AM

+++ (Adventure,2009) Catherine Keener, Max Records. (2h) 12:00 PM HALL “A Kiss at Midnight” +++ (Drama,2008) Cameron Daddo, Faith Ford. (2h) 12:30 PM SYFY “Alice” +++ (Fantasy,2009) Caterina Scorsone, Andrew Lee Potts. Part 2 of 2 (2h) USA “Quantum of Solace” +++ (Action,2008) Daniel Craig, Olga Kurylenko. (2h30) 1:00 PM (WPMT) “View From the Top” +++ (Comedy,2003) Gwyneth Paltrow, Mike Myers. (2h) DISN “The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian” +++ (Fantasy,2008) Georgie Henley, Ben Barnes. (2h30) ION “Baby Boom” +++ (Comedy,1987) Diane Keaton, Harold Ramis. (2h) SPIKE “Jurassic Park” +++ (SciFi,1993) Laura Dern, Sam Neill. (3h) 1:15 PM TCM “River of No Return” +++ (Western,1954) Marilyn Monroe, Robert Mitchum. (1h45) 1:20 PM TMC “The Joy Luck Club” +++ (Drama,1993) France Buyen, Rosalind Chao. (2h20) 2:00 PM TBS “The Whole Nine Yards” +++ (Comedy,2000) Bruce Willis, Matthew Perry. (2h) MAX “Alien: The Director’s Cut” ++++ (Horror,1979) Sigourney Weaver, Tom Skerritt. The crew of a spacecraft take on a dangerous alien that is voracious and relentless. (2h) 2:30 PM AMC “Jeremiah Johnson” +++ (Western,1972) Robert Redford, Will Geer. (2h30) SYFY “Signs” +++ (Thriller,2002) Joaquin Phoenix, Mel Gibson. (2h30) 3:00 PM ION “The Pelican Brief” +++ (Suspense,1993) Denzel Washington, Julia Roberts. (3h) TCM “Captain Horatio Hornblower” +++ (Adventure,1951) Virginia Mayo, Gregory Peck. (2h) TNT “Friday Night Lights” +++ (Sport,2004) Billy Bob Thornton, Lucas Black. (2h30) USA “X-Men” +++ (Sci-Fi,2000) Famke Janssen, Hugh Jackman. (2h)

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(3h10) 4:00 PM FAM “Mrs. Doubtfire” +++ (Comedy,1993) Robin Williams, Sally Field. (3h) 5:00 PM TCM “The Bridge on the River Kwai” +++ (War,1957) Alec Guinness, William Holden. (3h) 5:30 PM TBN “The Passion of the Christ (Recut)” +++ (Epic,2004) James Caviezel, Maïa Morgenstern. (Subtitled) (2h30) 5:45 PM HBO “Bridesmaids” +++ (Comedy,2011) Maya Rudolph, Kristen Wiig. (2h15) 6:00 PM FX “X-Men: The Last Stand” +++ (Action,2006) Famke Jansen, Patrick Stewart. (2h) 7:00 PM FAM “The Lion King” +++ (Family,1994) Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Matthew Broderick. (2h) 7:30 PM (THIS) “Running Scared” +++ (Action,1986) Billy Crystal, Gregory Hines. (2h) 8:00 PM AMC “Backdraft” +++ (Action,1991) Kurt Russell, William Baldwin. (3h) FX “Iron Man” +++ (Action,2008) Gwyneth Paltrow, Robert Downey Jr.. (3h) TCM “Camille” ++++ (Romance,1937) Greta Garbo, Robert Taylor. A tragic heroine must sacrifice her own happiness to prove her love for her patron. (2h) 9:00 PM BRAVO “Ocean’s Eleven” +++ (Crime Story,2001) Brad Pitt, George Clooney.

(2h35) FAM “The Lion King” +++ (Family,1994) Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Matthew Broderick. (2h) 10:00 PM TCM “Waterloo Bridge” ++++ (Romance,1940) Robert Taylor, Vivien Leigh. A ballerina becomes a prostitute after the soldier she loves is reportedly killed. (2h) 11:00 PM AMC “The Perfect Storm” +++ (Action,2000) George Clooney, Mark Wahlberg. (3h) USA “X-Men” +++ (Sci-Fi,2000) Famke Janssen, Hugh Jackman. (2h)

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McCormack and the rest of the “In Plain Sight” cast made the move to Fridays when the fifth season premiered in March. Friday nights are usually a dead zone for TV drama, and only the strong survive. Gary Sinise carries “CSI: NY” on CBS, and Fox has established a sci-fi following for Friday broadcasts of its hit “Fringe.”

USA has also overcome the Friday-evening curse with “In Plain Sight” and another hit, “Fairly Legal,” a drama about a raven-haired mediator.

In fact, Fridays have proven to be particularly lucky for USA, as three of its most successful series have been launched on the night: “Monk,” “Psych” and “White Collar.” Such victories have made USA the No. 1 cable network for six years.

The future looks bright with three recent pilot pickups. Nathan Lane is set to star in “Local Talent,” a half-hour comedy also boasting the talents of Cheyenne Jackson, Ken Jenkins, Caroline Rhea, Laura Bell Bundy and Richard Kohnke. USA has also snagged the comedy “Paging Dr. Freed” and a one-hour drama so far simply known as “The Untitled Jeff Eastin Project.”

Some of the network’s success can be attributed to those working behind the scenes of its hit series, and “In Plain Sight” is no exception. Executive producer Ed Decter and writing partner John J. Strauss wrote the cult-classic comedy “There’s Something About Mary” (1998). Strauss, who also serves as an executive producer on “In Plain Sight,” has amassed an impressive list of screenwriting credits, including “The Santa Clause 2” (2002), “The Lizzie McGuire Movie” (2003) and multiple episodes of “Boy Meets World.”

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CBS series takes legal drama to another level 29, on CBS. The series premiered back in 2009, and it is said to be inspired by several of the true hink about how much political sex scandals that your life has changed in had come out in the recent the past three years. Jobs, past. Creators Michelle and families, homes and circumstances all change so quickly, Robert King -- who, ironically enough, are husband and and sometimes itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s hard to wife -- cite Eliot Spitzer, Bill keep up.

Clinton and John Edwards as Three years ago, the Flosources for the concept and rricks were happy. Alicia several plot lines.

Florrick (Julianna Margulies) â&#x20AC;&#x153;There had been this had stepped away from her waterfall of these kinds of dream career as a lawyer to take care of her children. Her scandals, from Bill and Hillary [Clinton], to Dick Morris, to husband, Peter (Chris Noth), was a successful stateâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s attor- Eliot Spitzer, to name just a few. I think theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re all over ney who provided very well our culture,â&#x20AC;? Michelle said for Alicia and their children, in an interview with BitterZach and Grace.

But the white picket fence Lawyer.com. â&#x20AC;&#x153;And there was always this image of the huswould soon come crashing band up there, apologizing, down. and the wife standing next to The series started just as him. I think the show began news of Peterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s sex scandal hit the media. His actions led when we asked, â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;What are to an investigation, which ex- they thinking?â&#x20AC;&#x2122; And Robert posed the corruption in which and I started talking about it from there.â&#x20AC;? heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d been involved, and he Though the series is not was sent to prison. specifically based on any polSince Alicia had given up her position many years ago, itician in particular, there are many similarities and hints it was difficult for her to that viewers may pick up if find a job. She finally takes they follow the news. a bottom-rung position with For example, Spitzer is said Stern, Lockhart & Gardner, where she is quickly resented to have worn socks during by junior attorney Cary Agos, his escapades with a prostiwho sees her as competition. tute, and in â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Good Wife,â&#x20AC;?

Peter is said to have a foot Alicia faces the decision of fetish. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not a direct link, whether to stay with Peter and face the gossip and buzz but many critics have drawn that now surrounds her mar- connections like that.

One thing that does separiage, or to leave and raise rate â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Good Wifeâ&#x20AC;? from her kids alone. reality is its ability to tie huThough she does not dimor into tense moments. vorce Peter, they decide to â&#x20AC;&#x153;I think thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a lot more separate, and she finds herself attracted to former class- humor in court than gets pormate and partner at the firm, trayed on most shows,â&#x20AC;? said Robert King. â&#x20AC;&#x153;If you think Will Gardner (Josh Charles). about the courtroom from The two have a relationship in Season 3, but sheâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s unable a different perspective, you to allow herself to trust any- see that a lot of what hapone and breaks it off. pens can be quite humorous.

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Alicia is played by Margulies, who got her big break into television on NBCâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s iconic series, â&#x20AC;&#x153;ER.â&#x20AC;? She starred as nurse Carol Hathaway for six seasons, having an on-againoff-again relationship with George Clooneyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s character, Dr. Doug Ross. Margulies also had a four-episode stint in HBOâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s hit series â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Sopranosâ&#x20AC;? and the female lead in â&#x20AC;&#x153;Snakes on a Planeâ&#x20AC;? (2006).

Noth rose to popularity as the man you love to hate. In â&#x20AC;&#x153;Law & Order,â&#x20AC;? he starred as the aggressive Det. Mike Logan for five seasons. He then reprised the role in â&#x20AC;&#x153;Law & Order: Criminal Intentâ&#x20AC;? 10 years later. For fans of romantic comedy series, heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s likely more known for his role as Mr. Big, Carrieâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s on-and-off boyfriend (and eventual husband), from the â&#x20AC;&#x153;Sex and the Cityâ&#x20AC;? franchise.

Diane Lockhart, a strong and opinionated senior partner at Stern, Lockhart

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The series also stars Josh Charles (â&#x20AC;&#x153;Sports Nightâ&#x20AC;?), Archie Panjabi (â&#x20AC;&#x153;Grease Monkeysâ&#x20AC;?), Matt Czuchry (â&#x20AC;&#x153;Gilmore Girlsâ&#x20AC;?), Alan Cumming (1995â&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;GoldenEyeâ&#x20AC;?) and Mary Beth Peil (â&#x20AC;&#x153;Dawsonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Creekâ&#x20AC;?).

In addition to â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Good Wifeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;sâ&#x20AC;? stellar main cast, the series also has many recurring guest stars. Recently, Matthew Perry (â&#x20AC;&#x153;Friendsâ&#x20AC;?) has appeared in several episodes, and Rita Wilson, Parker Posey and Michael J. Fox have had multipleepisode arcs. Other guest stars have included America Ferrara (â&#x20AC;&#x153;Ugly Bettyâ&#x20AC;?), Lisa Edelstein (â&#x20AC;&#x153;Houseâ&#x20AC;?), Kelli Giddish (â&#x20AC;&#x153;Law & Order: Special Victims Unitâ&#x20AC;?) and Michael Boatman (â&#x20AC;&#x153;Spin Cityâ&#x20AC;?).

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