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cover story Shaking it up

Back-to-back episodes dominate Monday lineup

New ‘Dance’ format features two-hour episodes with Oprah.com. Lythgoe also sits behind the judges table as one of the experts who makes im the lights, crank up the the final decision of whether or not a contestant continues music and move to the to the next level. rhythm. It’s that time of year The ninth season of “Dance� again, when dance fans across the nation pull out their danc- will be ushering in what could be the biggest shakeup to the ing shoes and get ready for another exciting season of “So show’s format since the second season.

You Think You Can Dance.�

Up until now, the show The spotlight shone on this aired two weekly episodes -year’s new batch of hopeone for performances and one fuls starting with last week’s for results. In the first episode, premiere. The previous eight seasons have witnessed thou- the young men and women sands of aspiring dancers get- would take to the dance floor, ting their hopes dashed on the hopefully dazzling viewers and judges alike as they dipped, dance floor before a panel of twirled, and leaped across judges, while a few have had the stage. It was their time to their dreams come true. The ninth season promises to serve impress, as the judges are critical, and Lythgoe especially has up more of the same.

In a format that’s similar to a reputation for demanding perfection. the enormously popular singAfter the judges made their ing competition show “Americalls on the best and worst can Idol,� auditions have performances, it was then up been held in cities across the to the viewers to vote for their country, from Los Angeles in the west to Atlanta in the east. favorites. The results of the phone-in polls were revealed Auditions for “Dance� were also held in Salt Lake City, Dal- during the next evening’s show. las, and New York City.

In January, it was announced This week’s episode -- airing Wednesday, May 30, on Fox -- that the traditional second wraps up the audition compo- episode of the week, in which nent of the season. Last week’s hopes were dashed when the voting results from the premiere aired on Thursday, previous night were revealed, but the series settles into its would not be returning for this regular Wednesday time-slot now that “American Idol� has season. Instead, the single, two-hour weekly episode is wrapped up. being reworked to incorporate In what’s become fairly standard in the reality format, both the performances and the viewers and judges are treated voting results.

Details are still being ironed to a parade of dancers -- some who have the skills, and some out, but Lythgoe has hinted at a few different ideas that are who seem to have been born being bounced around. with two left feet. As always, In an interview with “Dance the panel of judges is on hand Informa� magazine, he mento offer sparse praise and bittioned that the new format ing critique of the hopefuls. would likely allow dancers “They need a little more to perform at the beginning, than just a passion to do it; they’ve got to have something then the results of the previcalled talent,� said series creous week’s vote would be ator and executive producer announced. The bottom three Nigel Lythgoe in an interview couples would then dance for

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Cat Deeley returns to host Season 9 of “So You Think You Can Dance� their survival, and it would be up to the judges to make the final call. These details are not, however, set in stone, and things can change quickly in the industry.

Despite this rather significant change, longtime fans shouldn’t worry that the show will be too different for their tastes. The familiar face of Cat Deeley returns to her hosting duties, a role she’s gracefully filled since the second season.

At the judges table, Lythgoe returns to his seat, and ballroom dance champion Mary Murphy returns as well.

Murphy has been a resident judge for several seasons, but she missed a season to recover from thyroid cancer.

As in previous seasons, weekly guest judges will join the two permanent seats in critiquing the performances.

The winner last season was fan-favorite Melanie Moore, the short-haired dancer from Marietta, Ga., who started generating buzz almost from the moment she first stepped onto the dance floor. This diva of dance effortlessly mastered every style of dance in the competition, and it paid off for her: she ended up winning the competition with a whopping 47 per cent of the vote, easily edging out the other three finalists.

Moore, who began dancing when she was only two years old, wowed both the

judges and audiences with her chameleon-like ability to master virtually any dance style, despite being trained mainly in the contemporary style.

Indeed, having the ability to adapt to various dance styles is probably the not-so-secret weapon to advancing in the competition. After being selected by the judges to become finalists (typically a top 20, although this format has been toyed with in the past), the contestants are split into male/ female pairs. Each week, the dance partners are assigned a style of dance and given minimal time to master it before they’re thrust onstage in front of the judges and TV cameras.

Even with the help of professional choreographers, who are notorious for pushing the young contenders to their limits, it’s no easy task to master an entirely new style of dancing in just a few days.

Somehow, though, the performers pull it off, treating the audience to a spectacle of dance week after week. It’s often heart-wrenching, always thrilling, but most of all, it makes “So You Think You Can Dance� a compulsively watchable show.

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or many, Memorial Day is a time for reflection -- a day set aside to honor the soldiers who gave their lives in the service of their country.

For others, the three-day weekend also offers up a taste of the upcoming summer season: barbecues are fired up, movie theaters are dominated by big blockbusters, and friends and families gather together -- or get away from each other by squeezing in a short vacation.

For those preferring to get some quiet downtime at home, however, the TV world has its own Memorial Day tradition: marathons. And lots of ‘em.

Surf through those channels and you’ll likely find back-to-back episodes of viewer favorites and movies, from A&E’s “Storage Wars� to

“Restaurant: Impossible� host Robert Irvine “NCIS� on USA Network. And it’s no different with foodthemed programming, thanks to some day-long offerings from both TLC and the Food Network.

For the third year in a row, “Cake Boss� dominates the TLC lineup with an all-day marathon. Back-to-back episodes -- largely from last year’s Season 4 -- capture

all the hijinks and drama that go on at the Hoboken, N.J., bakery. Fans of Buddy Valastro’s cakes will get to review the creative process that went into some of his more memorable cakes, including a working toilet cake, a camping-themed cake with a fire and a milking cow cake.

Viewers also get to re-live some of the more personal moments between Buddy and his “Famiglia,� including the events leading up to Buddy and wife Lisa’s vow renewal on-board a cruise.

Over on the Food Network, “Restaurant:Impossible� dominates the daytime lineup leading into the usual Monday night block of “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives.� The one-hour series follows chef Robert Irvine as he tries to revive the fortunes of struggling restaurant owners in just two days and with limited funds.

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++++ (Comedy/Drama,2010) Emma Roberts, Zach Galifianakis. After checking into a psychiatric ward, a clinically depressed teen gets a new start. (1h45) 5:00 PM AMC “U.S. Marshals” +++ (Action,1998) Tommy Lee Jones, Wesley Snipes. (3h) 6:15 PM TCM “Hearts of the West” +++ (Comedy,1975) Andy Griffith, Jeff Bridges. (1h45) 7:00 PM SPIKE “Rambo: First Blood” +++ (Action,1982) Brian Dennehy, Sylvester Stallone. (2h) 8:00 PM (THIS) “The Defiant Ones” +++ (Drama,1958) Sidney Poitier, Tony Curtis. (2h) AMC “Executive Decision” +++ (Action,1996) Kurt Russell, Steven Seagal.

(3h) TCM “God’s Little Acre” +++ (Comedy,1958) Buddy Hackett, Michael Landon. (2h15) TNT “Forrest Gump” +++ (Comedy/ Drama,1994) Sally Field, Tom Hanks.

(3h) SHOW “The Beaver” ++++ (Drama,2011) Jodie Foster, Mel Gibson. A troubled executive uses a beaver hand puppet to deal with the people in his life. (1h30) 9:00 PM FAM “Another Cinderella Story” +++ (Comedy,2008) Selena Gomez, Andrew Seeley. (2h) SPIKE “Walking Tall” +++ (Action,2004) Johnny Knoxville, Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson. (2h) 10:00 PM TBS “The Holiday” +++ (Romance,2006) Cameron Diaz, Kate Winslet. (2h50) 10:15 PM TCM “Tobacco Road” +++ (Comedy,1941) Charles Grapewin, Ward Bond. (1h45) 11:00 PM TNT “Invictus” ++++ (Biography,2009) Matt Damon, Morgan Freeman. After being elected president, Nelson Mandela rallies the rugby team to win the World Cup. (2h45)

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TCM “The Hitch-Hiker” +++

(Suspense,1953) Edmond O’Brien, Frank Lovejoy. (1h30) 10:25 AM TBS “Ghost” +++ (Romance,1990) Demi Moore, Patrick Swayze. (2h45) 11:00 AM USA “The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian” +++ (Fantasy,2008) Georgie Henley, Ben Barnes. (3h) HBO “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2” +++ (Adventure,2011) (2h15) 11:30 AM AMC “Chisum” +++ (Western,1970) Forrest Tucker, John Wayne. (2h30) 12:00 PM (WLYH) “Underdog” +++ (Family,2007) Jason Lee, Peter Dinklage. (2h) TNT “Double Jeopardy” +++ (Suspense,1999) Ashley Judd, Tommy Lee Jones. (2h)

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Nathan Fillion, Gina Torres. (2h30) 1:10 PM TBS “The Holiday” +++ (Romance,2006) Cameron Diaz, Kate Winslet. (2h50) 1:15 PM TCM “Pretty Poison” +++ (PsychoDrama,1968) Anthony Perkins, Tuesday Weld. (1h45) 2:00 PM (WLYH) “Someone Like You” +++ (Romance,2001) Ashley Judd, Greg Kinnear. (2h) FAM “Practical Magic” +++ (Fantasy,1998) Nicole Kidman, Sandra Bullock. (2h30) TNT “Kiss the Girls” +++ (Suspense,1997) Ashley Judd, Morgan Freeman. (2h30) USA “Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End” +++ (Adventure,2007) Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom. (4h) 3:00 PM SPIKE “Rambo: First Blood” +++ (Action,1982) Brian Dennehy, Sylvester Stallone. (2h) TCM “The Wild One” +++ (Drama,1954) Marlon Brando, Mary Murphy. (1h30) MAX “Breakdown” +++ (Suspense,1997) Kathleen Quinlan, Kurt Russell. (1h35) 3:15 PM TMC “The Distinguished Gentleman” +++ (Comedy,1992) Eddie Murphy, Sheryl Lee Ralph. (2h) 3:30 PM ION “Die Hard II: Die Harder” +++ (Action,1990) Bruce Willis, William Atherton. (2h30) SHOW “Hotel Rwanda” ++++ (Drama,2004) Don Cheadle, Nick Nolte.

During the genocide in Rwanda, a hotel manager gives shelter to Tutsi refugees.

(2h05) 4:00 PM (WPMT) “Gangs of New York” +++ (Drama,2002) Daniel Day-Lewis, Leonardo DiCaprio. (3h) FX “Jumper” +++ (Adventure,2008) Hayden Christensen, Samuel L. Jackson.

(2h) TVLND “Coming to America” +++ (Comedy,1988) Arsenio Hall, Eddie Murphy. (3h) HBO “X-Men: First Class” ++++ (Action,2011) (2h15) See Sunday at 4:30 PM 4:30 PM FAM “A Walk to Remember” +++ (Romance,2002) Mandy Moore, Shane West. (2h30)

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“Hollywood Treasure,” however, goes in-depth regarding the authenticity of the merchandise and why it’s important. Maddalena is more than just a collector -he authenticates and appraises pieces for museums and collectors, as well as acting as a tour guide to Hollywood culture by traveling the world and seeing as many pieces of memorabilia as he can.

That’s not to say that Maddalena is the only person behind the success of Profiles in History. There are, in fact, three other people who have more behind-the-scenes roles at the shop, but the series puts them in front of the camera.

Brian Chanes keeps an eye on what’s coming into the collection, and he’s in charge of clearly documenting every new item to make sure they stay ahead. Jonathan Mankuta is the resident comic book and food expert -- he knows more about candy labels than perhaps Willy Wonka.

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Season 2 comes almost a full year since Season 1 ended. The freshman season aired in the fall of 2010 and ran 24 episodes before its season finale in July. Season 2 also has 24 episodes lined up, and the network promises to explore some of the most prestigious films and series in Hollywood history. He tracks down pieces from the set of ABC’s “Lost” and the camera George Lucas used to shoot the epic “Star Wars” films.

If you’re wondering why the series airs on Syfy, it can be explained by just looking at the genre of movies and TV shows that most of the treasures come from.

The most prestigious article Chanes has ever sold was the commander’s chair from the set of the original “Star Trek” series, which sold for more than $300,000.

Syfy has occasionally branched out beyond science fiction, however. Still in the collector’s genre, “Haunted Collector” returns to Syfy on June 6. The series follows John Zaffis and his family as they travel the country to find haunted items.

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Grandma’s Boy 9:00 PM After his roommate’s foolish spending causes him to get evicted, 35-year-old Alex is forced to move in with his grandmother. Between her old-style rules and her odd roommates, Lilly interrupts every aspect of her grandson’s life - for the better.

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SUNDAY 9:00 AM TCM “Bataan” +++ (War,1943) George Murphy, Robert Taylor. (2h) 10:05 AM AMC “To Hell and Back” +++ (Biography,1955) Audie Murphy, Marshall Thompson. (2h28) 11:00 AM USA “Friday” +++ (Comedy,1995) Chris Tucker, Ice Cube. (2h) 11:30 AM TBS “I Love You, Man” +++ (Comedy,2009) Paul Rudd, Rashida Jones. (2h) HBO “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1” ++++ (Adventure,2010) Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson. Harry discovers the Deathly Hallows, the most powerful objects in the wizarding world. (2h30) 12:00 PM TMC “Capote” ++++ (True Story,2005) Catherine Keener, Philip Seymour Hoffman. Writer Truman Capote becomes profoundly affected by his relationship with a convict. (1h55) 12:15 PM MAX “Terminator 2: Judgement Day” +++ (Sci-Fi,1991) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Linda Hamilton. (2h20) 12:30 PM AMC “Apocalypse Now” ++++

(War,1979) Marlon Brando, Martin Sheen. A soldier is sent into the jungles of Cambodia to find and kill an insane colonel. (4h28) 1:30 PM TNT “We Were Soldiers” +++ (War,2002) Madeleine Stowe, Mel Gibson. (2h45) 1:55 PM TMC “The Burning Plain” +++ (Drama,2008) Charlize Theron, Kim Basinger. (1h50) 2:00 PM (WPMT) “Gangs of New York” +++ (Drama,2002) Daniel Day-Lewis, Leonardo DiCaprio. (3h) ION “Baby Boom” +++ (Comedy,1987) Diane Keaton, Harold Ramis.

(2h) SPIKE “Star Wars: Episode VI: Return of the Jedi” ++++ (Adventure,1983) Harrison Ford, Mark Hamill. Luke Skywalker battles the monstrous Jabba the Hutt and squares off against Darth Vader. (3h) 2:30 PM TCM “The Hill” +++ (War,1965) Harry Andrews, Sean Connery. (2h15) 3:00 PM SYFY “Serenity” +++ (Sci-Fi,2005) Nathan Fillion, Gina Torres. (2h30) HBO “Kung Fu Panda” +++ (Comedy,2008) Voices of Jack Black, Jackie Chan. (1h30)

3:10 PM USA “X-Men” +++ (Sci-Fi,2000) Famke Janssen, Hugh Jackman. (2h21) 4:00 PM ION “Something to Talk About” +++ (Comedy,1995) Dennis Quaid, Julia Roberts. (2h) 4:15 PM TNT “Braveheart” +++ (Action,1995) Mel Gibson, Sophie Marceau. (3h45) 4:30 PM HBO “X-Men: First Class” ++++ (Action,2011) Michael Fassbender, James McAvoy. The government asks the Mutants to help stop a dictator intent on starting World War III. (2h15) 4:45 PM TCM “The Steel Helmet” ++++ (War,1951) Gene Evans, Robert Hutton.

A sergeant struggles to survive after he is taken prisoner during the Korean War. (1h30) 5:00 PM LIFE “Murder in Greenwich” +++ (Crime Story,2002) Christopher Meloni, Mark Fuhrman. (2h) SPIKE “Star Wars: Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back” ++++ (SciFi,1980) Harrison Ford, Mark Hamill.

Luke seeks out a Jedi master while his friends are relentlessly pursued by Darth Vader. (3h)

5:30 PM TBS “The Longest Yard” +++ (Comedy,2005) Adam Sandler, Chris Rock.

(2h30) 5:35 PM TMC “The Joy Luck Club” +++ (Drama,1993) France Buyen, Rosalind Chao. (2h25) 6:00 PM FAM “Beauty and the Beast” ++++ (Animated,1991) Voices of Paige O’Hara, Richard White. A woman saves her father by agreeing to stay with a beast for the rest of her life. (4h) ION “The Pelican Brief” +++ (Suspense,1993) Denzel Washington, Julia Roberts. (3h) TOON “Planet 51” +++ (Animated,2009) Voices of Justin Long, Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson. (2h) 6:15 PM TCM “Merrill’s Marauders” +++ (War,1962) Jeff Chandler, Ty Hardin.

(1h45) 8:00 PM SYFY “Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade” ++++ (Adventure,1989) Harrison Ford, Sean Connery. Indiana Jones and his father must fend off Nazis while searching for the Holy Grail. (3h) SPIKE “Star Wars: Episode VI: Return of the Jedi” ++++ (Adventure,1983) (3h30) See 2:00 PM

TCM “Sergeant York” +++ (War,1941)

Gary Cooper, Walter Brennan. (2h30) 10:00 PM TBN “The Passion of the Christ (Recut)” +++ (Epic,2004) James Caviezel, Maïa Morgenstern. (Subtitled) (2h30) 10:30 PM TCM “Tora! Tora! Tora!” +++ (War,1970) Martin Balsam, So Yamamura. (2h30)

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++++ (War,1968) Frederick Stafford, Robert Hossein. Montgomery’s Eighth Army stops German Field Marshal Rommel’s Afrika Korps in 1942. (2h) TBS “Mean Girls” ++++ (Comedy/ Drama,2004) Lindsay Lohan, Rachel McAdams. A new student is a hit with the popular crowd until she falls for the wrong guy. (2h) 2:00 PM (THIS) “The McKenzie Break” +++ (War,1970) Brian Keith, Helmut Griem.

(2h) FX “Grandma’s Boy” +++ (Comedy,2006) Linda Cardellini, Allen Covert.

(2h) HBO “Robin Hood” +++ (Adventure,2010) Cate Blanchett, Russell Crowe. (2h30)

2:30 PM TCM “The Guns of Navarone” ++++ (War,1961) David Niven, Gregory Peck.

A task force led by an inexperienced officer is assigned to destroy a fortress.

(2h45) 3:00 PM MAX “Robocop 2” +++ (Sci-Fi,1990) Nancy Allen, Peter Weller. (1h45) 4:30 PM HBO “Taking Chance” +++ (Drama,2009) Kevin Bacon, Tom Aldredge.

(1h30) 5:00 PM SYFY “Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade” ++++ (Adventure,1989) (3h) See Sunday at 8:00 PM 5:15 PM TCM “The Dirty Dozen” +++ (War,1967) Ernest Borgnine, Lee Marvin.

(2h45) 7:00 PM AMC “Flags Of Our Fathers” +++ (Drama,2006) Barry Pepper, Ryan Phillippe. (3h) 8:00 PM (THIS) “Moll Flanders” +++ (Drama,1996) Morgan Freeman, Robin Wright Penn. (2h) CMT “A Few Good Men” +++ (Drama,1992) Demi Moore, Tom Cruise. (3h)

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Show HD (CC) < The Defiant Ones +++ ('58) Sidney Poitier, Tony Curtis. < Hickey and Boggs ++ ('72) Robert Culp, Bill Cosby.

THIS (8.2) < Company Business ++ ('91) Gene Hackman.

My Name Is The Office The Big Bang Met Your Breaking Go behind the scenes Supernatural Sam and Dean CBS 21 News The Big Bang Met Your The Office WLYH (15) Earl (CC) Theory (CC) Mother (CC) of an elite ballet company. HD find cursed ballet slippers. HD on CW15 (CC) Theory (CC) Mother (CC) (CC) (CC) WHP CBS 21 CBS Evening Wheel of Jeopardy! (CC) Under Boss The co-founder of CSI: NY A fraternity prank goes Bloods An ex-mobster helps WHP CBS 21 :35 David WHPD (21) News News (CC) Fortune (CC) BrightStar Care goes undercover. awry on Halloween night. HD Danny find cold case bodies.

News Letterman The Jerry Springer Show (CC) Family Guy American Dad Monk Monk works at a department Monk Mr. Monk helps the Law & Order: Criminal Intent Family Guy American Dad MNT (21.2) (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) (CC) store to solve a murder. father of his late wife. HD ABC27 News ABC World ABC27 News The Insider Shark Tank A follow-up on Primetime: What Would You 20/20 HD (CC) ABC27 News :35 ABC News WHTM (27) at 6 (CC) News (CC) at 7 (CC) CitiKitty: potty training for cats. Do? HD (CC) Nightline (CC) (CC) (CC) The Saint Da Vinci's Inquest RTN (27.2) Daniel Boone "The Witnesses" Hwy to Heaven "Cindy" (CC) Starsky, Hutch "The Avenger" Police "The Cutting Edge" PBS NewsHour HD (CC) Sesame St. Chris and Elmo are Washington Celtic Thunder "Voyage" Varying styles of Celtic and Irish Tommy Emmanuel Tommy Emmanuel WITF (33) excited to camp in the woods. Week HD (CC) music are showcased. HD (CC) celebrates 50 years of performing. HD (CC) Fox 43 News Fox 43 News Two and a Two and a The Finder HD (CC) Fringe HD (CC) Fox 43 News (CC) Fox 43 News 30 Rock WPMT (43) (CC) (CC) Half Men Half Men (CC) "Reaganing" CABLE CHANNELS The First 48 "Waterworld" HD Storage "Pay Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars A&E (CC) the Lady" HD HD HD HD HD HD HD HD HD HD 5:00 < U.S. Marshals +++ ('98) Tommy Lee Jones, Wesley < Executive Decision +++ (1996, Action) Steven Seagal, Halle Berry, Kurt Russell. Terrorists < Mission: Impossible ++ AMC Snipes. A framed covert C.I.A. agent becomes a fugitive. HD want to use a nerve gas bomb on jet. HD (CC) ('96) Tom Cruise. HD Whale "The Giant Enemy" HD Whale Wars HD Whale Wars "Battle Scars" HD Whale Wars HD Whale Wars HD Whale Wars HD ANPL 106 & Park: BET's Top 10 Live (CC) < A Low Down Dirty Shame ++ ('94) Keenen Ivory Wayans. < Half Baked ++ ('98) Jim Breuer, Dave Chappelle.

BET Tardy for Tardy for Tardy for Tardy for < You've Got Mail ++ (1998, Romance) Tom Hanks, Greg Kinnear, Meg Ryan. < You've Got Mail ++ Meg Ryan. Rival store BRAVO Wedding Wedding Wedding Wedding Rival store owners unknowing begin a correspondence. (CC) owners unknowing begin a correspondence.

5:30 < Miss Congeniality ++ ('00) Sandra Bullock.

The Singing Bee HD (N) J.Garth HD (N) Mel&Tye HD J.Garth HD Mel & Tye HD The Singing Bee HD CMT :55 Always Always Sunny Colbert Report The Daily Tosh.O Pt. 2 of Tosh.O HD Workaholics Tosh.O HD Daniel Daniel Tosh rants about Theo Von HD Maronzio COM Sunny HD Show HD (CC) 2 HD poker as an Olympic sport. HD (N) Vance HD (N) HD HD (CC) HD SportsNite HD Pre-game HD MLB Baseball Miami Marlins vs. Philadelphia Phillies Site: Citizens Bank Park (L) HD SportsNite (L) HD (CC) Rewind HD (N) Union HD (N) CSN MythBusters (CC) Deadliest Catch (CC) Deadliest Catch (CC) Deadliest Catch The fleet sets Alaska A family man kidnapped Deadliest Catch The fleet sets DISC records with their catches. HD women & then hunted them. records with their catches. HD Shake It Up Good Luck Austin and Shake It Up A.N.T. Farm A.N.T. Farm Phineas and So Random! Austin and Good Luck A.N.T. Farm A.N.T. Farm DISN Charlie (CC) Ally (CC) Ally (CC) Charlie (CC) (CC) (CC) (N) "infANT" (N) Ferb HD (CC) HD (CC) (CC) (CC) 1:00 To Be Announced (CC) E! News (CC) To Be Announced (CC) The Soup (CC) Fashion Police Chelsea Lately E! News (CC) E! (CC) (CC) SportsCenter HD (CC) NBA Countdown (L) HD (CC) NBA Basketball Playoffs (L) HD (CC) SportsCenter HD (CC) ESPN NFL 32 (L) HD NCAA Softball World Series (L) HD (CC) Update HD NCAA Softball World Series (L) HD (CC) Football HD ESPN2 5:00 < A Cinderella Story: < A Cinderella Story ++ ('04) Chad Michael Murray, Hilary < Another Cinderella Story +++ ('08) Andrew Seeley, Jane The 700 Club (CC) FAM Once Upon a Song HD Duff. A young girl sets out to meet her 'prince' at a dance. HD Lynch, Selena Gomez. A young woman rushes home for curfew.

Diners, Drive- Diners "One of BestThingAte Best Thing I Diners, Drive- Diners, Drive- Diners, Drive- Diners, Drive- Mystery Diners, Drive- Diners, Drive- Diners, DriveFOOD Ins HD a Kind" HD Ins and Dives Ins HD Ins HD Diners HD (N) Ins HD Ins HD Ins "Burgers" "Bar-Be-Que" Ate "Grilled" Ins "BBQ" The Dan Patrick Show (CC) Barfly (CC) Pirates PreMLB Baseball Pittsburgh Pirates vs. Milwaukee Brewers Site: Miller Park -- Milwaukee, Wis. (L) Pirates Post- Spotlight FSN game (L) (CC) (CC) game (CC) Two and a Two and a < Hancock ++ ('08) Charlize Theron, Will Smith. An alcoholic The Ultimate Fighter (SF) HD (N) FX Half Men Half Men superhero meets a public relations person. HD Little House on the Prairie Little House Laura refuses to Little House Prairie "In the Big Little House "The Camp-Out" Frasier Frasier Frasier Frasier HALL "Four Eyes" (CC) "Docudrama" believe that Amos is a maniac. Inning" The men play baseball. The Ingalls and Olesons camp.

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5:00 Praise the Lord (CC) Supernatural Potter's Touch BehindScenes Hal Lindsey Harvest (CC) Manna Fest Praise the Lord (CC) Holy Land (CC) TBN King-Queens The King of Seinfeld "The Seinfeld "The House Payne House Payne House Payne Payne "The < The Holiday +++ ('06) Kate Winslet, Jack Black, Cameron TBS Queens Statue" (CC) Understudy" "Like Hell" "In Payne" "Payback" "Right Turn" Loan Ranger" Diaz. Two woman fall for men in their new neighbourhoods. HD :15 < Hearts of the West +++ ('75) Andy Griffith, Blythe < God's Little Acre +++ ('58) Michael Landon, Buddy :15 < Tobacco Road +++ (1941, Comedy) Ward Bond, Grant TCM Danner, Jeff Bridges. A writer becomes a western stuntman.

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Lennon Parham and Jessica St. Clair in “Best Friends Forever”

Don’t Be Tardy For the Wedding 7:30 PM Fearful of wedding crashers, Kim and Kroy decide to recruit armed guards and attack dogs to keep them out. Unfortunately, just a day before the wedding, Kim gets sick. Kroy cheers her up with some bling.

Also, Kim agrees to show Derek J and Niki her hair.

BRAVO

Forrest Gump 8:00 PM Forrest Gump retells the story of his life to people on a bench as he waits for a bus. From overcoming a childhood handicap to falling in love, Gump lived a simple but fulfiling life. Tom Hanks won an Oscar for his lead role in this dramatic movie.

TNT

Best Friends Forever 8:30 PM The gang hits the road and heads for Atlantic City for a gaming convention where Joe is set to debut his new video game in this season finale. It isn’t long before the ladies realize they’ll have to cater to the nerds if they want Joe to win Fan Favorite.

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Bill Pogue as seen in “Tattoo School”

The First 48 3:00 PM A&E kicks off a special 13-hour marathon of this real-life crime series.

Detectives investigate the case of a deaf man who was stabbed to death in the doorway of his home.

In another investigation, officers search for clues after a young man is shot.

A&E

The Office 8:00 PM It’s back-to-back office hijinks with two episodes of this hit sitcom. Based on the BBC hit of the same name, the series is filmed in a mockumentary style as it takes a hilarious look inside the offices of Dunder Mifflin paper company.

(WGAL)

Tattoo School 10:00 PM Dr. Bill Pogue introduces students from all walks of life to the art of tattooing in this premiere.

The intensive course is designed to provide the aspiring artists with the knowledge, skills and experience they’ll need to break into the tattoo industry.

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The Office HD The Office America's Got Talent HD (CC) (CC) (CC) < The Basketball Diaries ++++ ('95) Leonardo DiCaprio.

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W.Trace A nanny may be either Trace A juror disappears while a victim or a suspect. HD the trial is in progress. HD Duets "Classic Duets" HD (CC) (N) Starsky and Hutch "Blindfold" Police "Officer Needs Help" Ed Slott's Retirement Rescue For American consumers concerned about retirement. HD (CC) Touch (SF) HD (CC) Touch (SF) HD (CC)

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CSI: Miami "Tipping Point" HD CSI Radical technology is used < U.S. Marshals +++ (1998, Action) Tommy Lee Jones, Robert Downey Jr., Wesley Snipes. A < The Fugitive +++ ('93) AMC (CC) to unlock a man's mind. HD framed covert C.I.A. agent becomes a fugitive. HD (CC) Sela Ward, Harrison Ford. HD WoodsLaw "Maine Freeze" HD To Be Announced (CC) Gator Boys HD (CC) Snake Man HD (CC) Monsters "Pack of Teeth" HD Monsters "Killer Catfish" HD ANPL 106 & Park: BET's Top 10 Live (CC) < John Q ++ ('02) Gabriela Oltean, Kimberly Elise, Denzel Washington. (CC) < The Longshots + ('08) Keke Palmer, Tasha Smith, Ice Cube.

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Around the World In 80 Plates 10:00 PM The chefs are on their way to Marrakech, but first they face a perilous trip through the Medina. The heat rises in the kitchen as the teams prepare a local favorite.

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Total Blackout 10:00 PM Contestants face their deepest and darkest fears in this new episode. Jaleel White (“Family Matters”) hosts as players have to climb obstacles and identify sunken treasures in a pitchblack environment. Later, they submerge their limbs in water.

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The First 48 3:00 PM A&E kicks off a special 13-hour marathon of this real-life crime series.

Detectives investigate the case of a deaf man who was stabbed to death in the doorway of his home.

In another investigation, officers search for clues after a young man is shot.

A&E

The Office 8:00 PM It’s back-to-back office hijinks with two episodes of this hit sitcom. Based on the BBC hit of the same name, the series is filmed in a mockumentary style as it takes a hilarious look inside the offices of Dunder Mifflin paper company.

(WGAL)

Tattoo School 10:00 PM Dr. Bill Pogue introduces students from all walks of life to the art of tattooing in this premiere.

The intensive course is designed to provide the aspiring artists with the knowledge, skills and experience they’ll need to break into the tattoo industry.

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SUNDAY 9:00 AM TCM “Bataan” +++ (War,1943) George Murphy, Robert Taylor. (2h) 10:05 AM AMC “To Hell and Back” +++ (Biography,1955) Audie Murphy, Marshall Thompson. (2h28) 11:00 AM USA “Friday” +++ (Comedy,1995) Chris Tucker, Ice Cube. (2h) 11:30 AM TBS “I Love You, Man” +++ (Comedy,2009) Paul Rudd, Rashida Jones. (2h) HBO “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1” ++++ (Adventure,2010) Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson. Harry discovers the Deathly Hallows, the most powerful objects in the wizarding world. (2h30) 12:00 PM TMC “Capote” ++++ (True Story,2005) Catherine Keener, Philip Seymour Hoffman. Writer Truman Capote becomes profoundly affected by his relationship with a convict. (1h55) 12:15 PM MAX “Terminator 2: Judgement Day” +++ (Sci-Fi,1991) Arnold Schwarzenegger, Linda Hamilton. (2h20) 12:30 PM AMC “Apocalypse Now” ++++

(War,1979) Marlon Brando, Martin Sheen. A soldier is sent into the jungles of Cambodia to find and kill an insane colonel. (4h28) 1:30 PM TNT “We Were Soldiers” +++ (War,2002) Madeleine Stowe, Mel Gibson. (2h45) 1:55 PM TMC “The Burning Plain” +++ (Drama,2008) Charlize Theron, Kim Basinger. (1h50) 2:00 PM (WPMT) “Gangs of New York” +++ (Drama,2002) Daniel Day-Lewis, Leonardo DiCaprio. (3h) ION “Baby Boom” +++ (Comedy,1987) Diane Keaton, Harold Ramis.

(2h) SPIKE “Star Wars: Episode VI: Return of the Jedi” ++++ (Adventure,1983) Harrison Ford, Mark Hamill. Luke Skywalker battles the monstrous Jabba the Hutt and squares off against Darth Vader. (3h) 2:30 PM TCM “The Hill” +++ (War,1965) Harry Andrews, Sean Connery. (2h15) 3:00 PM SYFY “Serenity” +++ (Sci-Fi,2005) Nathan Fillion, Gina Torres. (2h30) HBO “Kung Fu Panda” +++ (Comedy,2008) Voices of Jack Black, Jackie Chan. (1h30)

3:10 PM USA “X-Men” +++ (Sci-Fi,2000) Famke Janssen, Hugh Jackman. (2h21) 4:00 PM ION “Something to Talk About” +++ (Comedy,1995) Dennis Quaid, Julia Roberts. (2h) 4:15 PM TNT “Braveheart” +++ (Action,1995) Mel Gibson, Sophie Marceau. (3h45) 4:30 PM HBO “X-Men: First Class” ++++ (Action,2011) Michael Fassbender, James McAvoy. The government asks the Mutants to help stop a dictator intent on starting World War III. (2h15) 4:45 PM TCM “The Steel Helmet” ++++ (War,1951) Gene Evans, Robert Hutton.

A sergeant struggles to survive after he is taken prisoner during the Korean War. (1h30) 5:00 PM LIFE “Murder in Greenwich” +++ (Crime Story,2002) Christopher Meloni, Mark Fuhrman. (2h) SPIKE “Star Wars: Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back” ++++ (SciFi,1980) Harrison Ford, Mark Hamill.

Luke seeks out a Jedi master while his friends are relentlessly pursued by Darth Vader. (3h)

5:30 PM TBS “The Longest Yard” +++ (Comedy,2005) Adam Sandler, Chris Rock.

(2h30) 5:35 PM TMC “The Joy Luck Club” +++ (Drama,1993) France Buyen, Rosalind Chao. (2h25) 6:00 PM FAM “Beauty and the Beast” ++++ (Animated,1991) Voices of Paige O’Hara, Richard White. A woman saves her father by agreeing to stay with a beast for the rest of her life. (4h) ION “The Pelican Brief” +++ (Suspense,1993) Denzel Washington, Julia Roberts. (3h) TOON “Planet 51” +++ (Animated,2009) Voices of Justin Long, Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson. (2h) 6:15 PM TCM “Merrill’s Marauders” +++ (War,1962) Jeff Chandler, Ty Hardin.

(1h45) 8:00 PM SYFY “Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade” ++++ (Adventure,1989) Harrison Ford, Sean Connery. Indiana Jones and his father must fend off Nazis while searching for the Holy Grail. (3h) SPIKE “Star Wars: Episode VI: Return of the Jedi” ++++ (Adventure,1983) (3h30) See 2:00 PM

TCM “Sergeant York” +++ (War,1941)

Gary Cooper, Walter Brennan. (2h30) 10:00 PM TBN “The Passion of the Christ (Recut)” +++ (Epic,2004) James Caviezel, Maïa Morgenstern. (Subtitled) (2h30) 10:30 PM TCM “Tora! Tora! Tora!” +++ (War,1970) Martin Balsam, So Yamamura. (2h30)

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(THIS) “The Battle of El Alamein”

++++ (War,1968) Frederick Stafford, Robert Hossein. Montgomery’s Eighth Army stops German Field Marshal Rommel’s Afrika Korps in 1942. (2h) TBS “Mean Girls” ++++ (Comedy/ Drama,2004) Lindsay Lohan, Rachel McAdams. A new student is a hit with the popular crowd until she falls for the wrong guy. (2h) 2:00 PM (THIS) “The McKenzie Break” +++ (War,1970) Brian Keith, Helmut Griem.

(2h) FX “Grandma’s Boy” +++ (Comedy,2006) Linda Cardellini, Allen Covert.

(2h) HBO “Robin Hood” +++ (Adventure,2010) Cate Blanchett, Russell Crowe. (2h30)

2:30 PM TCM “The Guns of Navarone” ++++ (War,1961) David Niven, Gregory Peck.

A task force led by an inexperienced officer is assigned to destroy a fortress.

(2h45) 3:00 PM MAX “Robocop 2” +++ (Sci-Fi,1990) Nancy Allen, Peter Weller. (1h45) 4:30 PM HBO “Taking Chance” +++ (Drama,2009) Kevin Bacon, Tom Aldredge.

(1h30) 5:00 PM SYFY “Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade” ++++ (Adventure,1989) (3h) See Sunday at 8:00 PM 5:15 PM TCM “The Dirty Dozen” +++ (War,1967) Ernest Borgnine, Lee Marvin.

(2h45) 7:00 PM AMC “Flags Of Our Fathers” +++ (Drama,2006) Barry Pepper, Ryan Phillippe. (3h) 8:00 PM (THIS) “Moll Flanders” +++ (Drama,1996) Morgan Freeman, Robin Wright Penn. (2h) CMT “A Few Good Men” +++ (Drama,1992) Demi Moore, Tom Cruise. (3h)

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Don’t Be Tardy For the Wedding 7:30 PM Fearful of wedding crashers, Kim and Kroy decide to recruit armed guards and attack dogs to keep them out. Unfortunately, just a day before the wedding, Kim gets sick. Kroy cheers her up with some bling.

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Grandma’s Boy 9:00 PM After his roommate’s foolish spending causes him to get evicted, 35-year-old Alex is forced to move in with his grandmother. Between her old-style rules and her odd roommates, Lilly interrupts every aspect of her grandson’s life - for the better.

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11:00 < Alien Resurrection +++ A Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid Paid SYFY Program Program Program Program Program Program woman battles aliens. HD A spaceship crew rebels against a totalitarian regime. HD (CC) Aliens try to propel global warming on Earth. < Expecting a Miracle A couple History Live From Virtual Christian 25 Messianic Signs The Garden Gospel Holy Land Bible Bill Purvis The Word Abba's Touching TBN Oak Tree Memory Showcase Stranger Tomb (CC) America Prophecy House (CC) Lives (CC) vacationing in Mexico runs into trouble.

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edy,2008) Voices of Jack Black, Jackie Chan. (2h30) SYFY “Casino Royale” +++ (Action,2006) Daniel Craig, Judi Dench.

(3h) TCM “The Bridge on the River Kwai” +++ (War,1957) Alec Guinness, William Holden. (3h) 10:00 PM (THIS) “The Chocolate War” +++ (Drama,1988) Adam Baldwin, Bud Cort. (2h) 10:30 PM FX “Kung Fu Panda” +++ (Comedy,2008) Voices of Jack Black, Jackie Chan. (2h30) 11:00 PM SYFY “Quantum of Solace” +++ (Action,2008) Daniel Craig, Olga Kurylenko.

(2h30) TCM “The Great Escape” +++ (War,1963) James Garner, Steve McQueen. (3h)

TUESDAY 1:15 PM

TCM “The Secret Bride” +++ (Crime

Story,1935) Barbara Stanwyck, Warren William. (1h15) 1:30 PM SYFY “Quantum of Solace” +++ (Action,2008) Daniel Craig, Olga Kurylenko.

(2h30) 2:00 PM AMC “The Perfect Storm” +++ (Action,2000) George Clooney, Mark Wahlberg. (3h) 2:30 PM TCM “Woman in Red” +++ (Comedy,1984) Charles Grodin, Gene Wilder.

(1h15) 3:30 PM (THIS) “I Want to Live!” ++++ (Drama,1958) Simon Oakland, Susan Hayward. A prostitute who is convicted of murder fights to escape her execution in the 1950s. (2h30) 4:00 PM SYFY “Casino Royale” +++ (Action,2006) Daniel Craig, Judi Dench.

(3h) 4:30 PM MAX “The Replacement Killers” +++ (Action,1998) Chow Yun-Fat, Mira Sorvino. (1h30) 6:30 PM FAM “Holes” +++ (Adventure,2003) Shia LaBeouf, Sigourney Weaver. (2h30) 6:45 PM TCM “Breakfast for Two” +++ (Comedy,1937) Barbara Stanwyck, Herbert Marshall. (1h15) 7:30 PM HBO “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2” +++ (Adventure,2011) (2h15) 8:00 PM AMC “Space Cowboys” +++ (SciFi,2000) Clint Eastwood, Tommy Lee Jones. (3h) TCM “Carmen Jones” +++ (Musical,1954) Dorothy Dandridge, Harry Belafonte. (2h) 10:00 PM MAX “Unstoppable” +++ (Action,2011) Denzel Washington, Chris Pine. (1h40) 11:00 PM AMC “Die Hard: With a Vengeance” +++ (Action,1995) Bruce Willis, Samuel L. Jackson. (3h)

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MAX “Men in Black” +++ (Sci-

Fi,1997) Tommy Lee Jones, Will Smith.

(1h45) 1:00 PM TCM “No More Ladies” +++ (Comedy,1935) Joan Crawford, Robert Montgomery. (1h30) 1:30 PM (THIS) “The Long Goodbye” +++ (Crime Story,1973) David Arkin, Elliott Gould. (2h30) 2:00 PM AMC “Space Cowboys” +++ (SciFi,2000) Clint Eastwood, Tommy Lee Jones. (3h) 3:30 PM HBO “The Eagle” +++ (Adventure,2011) Jamie Bell, Channing Tatum.

(2h) 4:15 PM TCM “Maytime” +++ (Romance,1937) Jeanette MacDonald, Nelson Eddy.

(2h15) 6:15 PM MAX “Once Upon a Time in Mexico” +++ (Action,2003) Antonio Banderas, Johnny Depp. (1h45) 7:15 PM HBO “Kung Fu Panda” +++ (Comedy,2008) Voices of Jack Black, Jackie Chan. (1h30) 8:00 PM (THIS) “The Offence (Something Like the Truth)” +++ (Drama,1973) Sean Connery, Trevor Howard. (2h30) AMC “Cinderella Man” ++++ (Biography,2005) Renée Zellweger, Russell Crowe. An ex-prizefighter returns to the ring to support his family during the Depression. (3h) TCM “Ride the High Country” ++++ (Western,1962) Joel McCrea, Randolph Scott. Two aging gunfighters are hired to protect and escort a gold shipment from a mining town. (1h45) MAX “Underworld” +++ (Fantasy,2003) Kate Beckinsale, Scott Speedman. (2h) 9:00 PM FAM “My Fake Fiancé” +++ (Comedy,2009) Joey Lawrence, Melissa Joan Hart. (2h) 9:30 PM TMC “The Original Kings of Comedy” +++ (Documentary,2000) D.L. Hughley, Steve Harvey. (2h) 11:00 PM AMC “A League of Their Own” +++ (Comedy,1992) Geena Davis, Tom Hanks. (3h)

THURSDAY 12:15 PM TCM “The Crime Doctor’s Gamble” +++ (Crime Story,1947) Micheline Cheiret, Warner Baxter. (1h15) 1:00 PM (THIS) “Passion Fish” +++ (Drama,1992) Mary McDonnell, Alfre Woodard. (3h) ION “The Pelican Brief” +++ (Suspense,1993) Denzel Washington, Julia Roberts. (3h) 1:50 PM MAX “Career Opportunities” +++ (Comedy,1991) Frank Whaley, Jennifer Connelly. (1h25)

2:00 PM

AMC “A League of Their Own” +++

(Comedy,1992) Geena Davis, Tom Hanks. (3h) 2:05 PM TMC “The Burning Plain” +++ (Drama,2008) Charlize Theron, Kim Basinger. (1h55) 2:45 PM TCM “Doctor in the House” +++ (Comedy,1954) Dirk Bogarde, Kenneth More. (1h45) 4:00 PM TMC “The Hours” +++ (Drama,2002) Meryl Streep, Nicole Kidman. (2h) 4:30 PM TCM “Doctor at Large” +++ (Comedy,1957) Dirk Bogarde, Muriel Pavlow.

(1h45) 5:00 PM FAM “My Fake Fiancé” +++ (Comedy,2009) Joey Lawrence, Melissa Joan Hart. (2h) 5:30 PM HBO “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2” +++ (Adventure,2011) (2h15) 7:30 PM MAX “Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World” +++ (Adventure,2003) Paul Bettany, Russell Crowe. (2h30) 7:45 PM HBO “X-Men: First Class” ++++ (Action,2011) (2h15) See Sunday at 4:30 PM 8:00 PM (THIS) “The Basketball Diaries” ++++ (Drama,1995) Leonardo DiCaprio, Mark Wahlberg. A high school basketball star experiments with drugs and becomes addicted to heroin. (2h) AMC “U.S. Marshals” +++ (Action,1998) Tommy Lee Jones, Wesley Snipes. (3h) CMT “Urban Cowboy” ++++ (Drama,1980) Debra Winger, John Travolta.

A young farmer travels to Houston to work in a refinery and learns about life at a bar. (3h15) 10:00 PM TCM “Bonnie and Clyde” ++++ (Crime Story,1967) Faye Dunaway, Warren Beatty. A small-time crook and a woman become a notorious bank robbing couple in the 1930s. (2h) 11:00 PM AMC “The Fugitive” +++ (Thriller,1993) Harrison Ford, Sela Ward. (3h)

FRIDAY 12:35 PM

SHOW “Letters to Juliet” +++ (Com-

edy/Drama,2010) Vanessa Redgrave, Amanda Seyfried. (1h55) 1:30 PM (THIS) “Alice’s Restaurant” +++ (Drama,1969) Arlo Guthrie, Patricia Quinn. (2h) 2:00 PM AMC “The Fugitive” +++ (Thriller,1993) Harrison Ford, Sela Ward. (3h) 2:35 PM TMC “The Mask of Zorro” +++ (Adventure,1998) Antonio Banderas, Sir Anthony Hopkins. (2h20) 4:00 PM TCM “No Time for Sergeants” ++++ (Comedy,1956) Andy Griffith, Nick Adams. When a naïve Georgian farm boy is drafted into the army, he finds it difficult to adjust. (2h15)

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HBO “It’s Kind of a Funny Story”

++++ (Comedy/Drama,2010) Emma Roberts, Zach Galifianakis. After checking into a psychiatric ward, a clinically depressed teen gets a new start. (1h45) 5:00 PM AMC “U.S. Marshals” +++ (Action,1998) Tommy Lee Jones, Wesley Snipes. (3h) 6:15 PM TCM “Hearts of the West” +++ (Comedy,1975) Andy Griffith, Jeff Bridges. (1h45) 7:00 PM SPIKE “Rambo: First Blood” +++ (Action,1982) Brian Dennehy, Sylvester Stallone. (2h) 8:00 PM (THIS) “The Defiant Ones” +++ (Drama,1958) Sidney Poitier, Tony Curtis. (2h) AMC “Executive Decision” +++ (Action,1996) Kurt Russell, Steven Seagal.

(3h) TCM “God’s Little Acre” +++ (Comedy,1958) Buddy Hackett, Michael Landon. (2h15) TNT “Forrest Gump” +++ (Comedy/ Drama,1994) Sally Field, Tom Hanks.

(3h) SHOW “The Beaver” ++++ (Drama,2011) Jodie Foster, Mel Gibson. A troubled executive uses a beaver hand puppet to deal with the people in his life. (1h30) 9:00 PM FAM “Another Cinderella Story” +++ (Comedy,2008) Selena Gomez, Andrew Seeley. (2h) SPIKE “Walking Tall” +++ (Action,2004) Johnny Knoxville, Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson. (2h) 10:00 PM TBS “The Holiday” +++ (Romance,2006) Cameron Diaz, Kate Winslet. (2h50) 10:15 PM TCM “Tobacco Road” +++ (Comedy,1941) Charles Grapewin, Ward Bond. (1h45) 11:00 PM TNT “Invictus” ++++ (Biography,2009) Matt Damon, Morgan Freeman. After being elected president, Nelson Mandela rallies the rugby team to win the World Cup. (2h45)

SATURDAY 9:15 AM

TCM “The Hitch-Hiker” +++

(Suspense,1953) Edmond O’Brien, Frank Lovejoy. (1h30) 10:25 AM TBS “Ghost” +++ (Romance,1990) Demi Moore, Patrick Swayze. (2h45) 11:00 AM USA “The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian” +++ (Fantasy,2008) Georgie Henley, Ben Barnes. (3h) HBO “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2” +++ (Adventure,2011) (2h15) 11:30 AM AMC “Chisum” +++ (Western,1970) Forrest Tucker, John Wayne. (2h30) 12:00 PM (WLYH) “Underdog” +++ (Family,2007) Jason Lee, Peter Dinklage. (2h) TNT “Double Jeopardy” +++ (Suspense,1999) Ashley Judd, Tommy Lee Jones. (2h)

1:00 PM

Nathan Fillion, Gina Torres. (2h30) 1:10 PM TBS “The Holiday” +++ (Romance,2006) Cameron Diaz, Kate Winslet. (2h50) 1:15 PM TCM “Pretty Poison” +++ (PsychoDrama,1968) Anthony Perkins, Tuesday Weld. (1h45) 2:00 PM (WLYH) “Someone Like You” +++ (Romance,2001) Ashley Judd, Greg Kinnear. (2h) FAM “Practical Magic” +++ (Fantasy,1998) Nicole Kidman, Sandra Bullock. (2h30) TNT “Kiss the Girls” +++ (Suspense,1997) Ashley Judd, Morgan Freeman. (2h30) USA “Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End” +++ (Adventure,2007) Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom. (4h) 3:00 PM SPIKE “Rambo: First Blood” +++ (Action,1982) Brian Dennehy, Sylvester Stallone. (2h) TCM “The Wild One” +++ (Drama,1954) Marlon Brando, Mary Murphy. (1h30) MAX “Breakdown” +++ (Suspense,1997) Kathleen Quinlan, Kurt Russell. (1h35) 3:15 PM TMC “The Distinguished Gentleman” +++ (Comedy,1992) Eddie Murphy, Sheryl Lee Ralph. (2h) 3:30 PM ION “Die Hard II: Die Harder” +++ (Action,1990) Bruce Willis, William Atherton. (2h30) SHOW “Hotel Rwanda” ++++ (Drama,2004) Don Cheadle, Nick Nolte.

During the genocide in Rwanda, a hotel manager gives shelter to Tutsi refugees.

(2h05) 4:00 PM (WPMT) “Gangs of New York” +++ (Drama,2002) Daniel Day-Lewis, Leonardo DiCaprio. (3h) FX “Jumper” +++ (Adventure,2008) Hayden Christensen, Samuel L. Jackson.

(2h) TVLND “Coming to America” +++ (Comedy,1988) Arsenio Hall, Eddie Murphy. (3h) HBO “X-Men: First Class” ++++ (Action,2011) (2h15) See Sunday at 4:30 PM 4:30 PM FAM “A Walk to Remember” +++ (Romance,2002) Mandy Moore, Shane West. (2h30)

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“Hollywood Treasure,” however, goes in-depth regarding the authenticity of the merchandise and why it’s important. Maddalena is more than just a collector -he authenticates and appraises pieces for museums and collectors, as well as acting as a tour guide to Hollywood culture by traveling the world and seeing as many pieces of memorabilia as he can.

That’s not to say that Maddalena is the only person behind the success of Profiles in History. There are, in fact, three other people who have more behind-the-scenes roles at the shop, but the series puts them in front of the camera.

Brian Chanes keeps an eye on what’s coming into the collection, and he’s in charge of clearly documenting every new item to make sure they stay ahead. Jonathan Mankuta is the resident comic book and food expert -- he knows more about candy labels than perhaps Willy Wonka.

Mankuta may look familiar to fans of late-night TV, as he was a regular member of the

“Saturday Night Live” crew from 2002 to 2006. Tracey McCall co-ordinates any and all events and exhibits that the Profiles in History crew is involved in.

Season 2 comes almost a full year since Season 1 ended. The freshman season aired in the fall of 2010 and ran 24 episodes before its season finale in July. Season 2 also has 24 episodes lined up, and the network promises to explore some of the most prestigious films and series in Hollywood history. He tracks down pieces from the set of ABC’s “Lost” and the camera George Lucas used to shoot the epic “Star Wars” films.

If you’re wondering why the series airs on Syfy, it can be explained by just looking at the genre of movies and TV shows that most of the treasures come from.

The most prestigious article Chanes has ever sold was the commander’s chair from the set of the original “Star Trek” series, which sold for more than $300,000.

Syfy has occasionally branched out beyond science fiction, however. Still in the collector’s genre, “Haunted Collector” returns to Syfy on June 6. The series follows John Zaffis and his family as they travel the country to find haunted items.

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New â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Danceâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; format features two-hour episodes with Oprah.com. Lythgoe also sits behind the judges table as one of the experts who makes im the lights, crank up the the final decision of whether or not a contestant continues music and move to the to the next level. rhythm. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s that time of year The ninth season of â&#x20AC;&#x153;Danceâ&#x20AC;? again, when dance fans across the nation pull out their danc- will be ushering in what could be the biggest shakeup to the ing shoes and get ready for another exciting season of â&#x20AC;&#x153;So showâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s format since the second season.

You Think You Can Dance.â&#x20AC;?

Up until now, the show The spotlight shone on this aired two weekly episodes -yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s new batch of hopeone for performances and one fuls starting with last weekâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s for results. In the first episode, premiere. The previous eight seasons have witnessed thou- the young men and women sands of aspiring dancers get- would take to the dance floor, ting their hopes dashed on the hopefully dazzling viewers and judges alike as they dipped, dance floor before a panel of twirled, and leaped across judges, while a few have had the stage. It was their time to their dreams come true. The ninth season promises to serve impress, as the judges are critical, and Lythgoe especially has up more of the same.

In a format thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s similar to a reputation for demanding perfection. the enormously popular singAfter the judges made their ing competition show â&#x20AC;&#x153;Americalls on the best and worst can Idol,â&#x20AC;? auditions have performances, it was then up been held in cities across the to the viewers to vote for their country, from Los Angeles in the west to Atlanta in the east. favorites. The results of the phone-in polls were revealed Auditions for â&#x20AC;&#x153;Danceâ&#x20AC;? were also held in Salt Lake City, Dal- during the next eveningâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s show. las, and New York City.

In January, it was announced This weekâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s episode -- airing Wednesday, May 30, on Fox -- that the traditional second wraps up the audition compo- episode of the week, in which nent of the season. Last weekâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s hopes were dashed when the voting results from the premiere aired on Thursday, previous night were revealed, but the series settles into its would not be returning for this regular Wednesday time-slot now that â&#x20AC;&#x153;American Idolâ&#x20AC;? has season. Instead, the single, two-hour weekly episode is wrapped up. being reworked to incorporate In whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s become fairly standard in the reality format, both the performances and the viewers and judges are treated voting results.

Details are still being ironed to a parade of dancers -- some who have the skills, and some out, but Lythgoe has hinted at a few different ideas that are who seem to have been born being bounced around. with two left feet. As always, In an interview with â&#x20AC;&#x153;Dance the panel of judges is on hand Informaâ&#x20AC;? magazine, he mento offer sparse praise and bittioned that the new format ing critique of the hopefuls. would likely allow dancers â&#x20AC;&#x153;They need a little more to perform at the beginning, than just a passion to do it; theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve got to have something then the results of the previcalled talent,â&#x20AC;? said series creous weekâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s vote would be ator and executive producer announced. The bottom three Nigel Lythgoe in an interview couples would then dance for

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Cat Deeley returns to host Season 9 of â&#x20AC;&#x153;So You Think You Can Danceâ&#x20AC;? their survival, and it would be up to the judges to make the final call. These details are not, however, set in stone, and things can change quickly in the industry.

Despite this rather significant change, longtime fans shouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t worry that the show will be too different for their tastes. The familiar face of Cat Deeley returns to her hosting duties, a role sheâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s gracefully filled since the second season.

At the judges table, Lythgoe returns to his seat, and ballroom dance champion Mary Murphy returns as well.

Murphy has been a resident judge for several seasons, but she missed a season to recover from thyroid cancer.

As in previous seasons, weekly guest judges will join the two permanent seats in critiquing the performances.

The winner last season was fan-favorite Melanie Moore, the short-haired dancer from Marietta, Ga., who started generating buzz almost from the moment she first stepped onto the dance floor. This diva of dance effortlessly mastered every style of dance in the competition, and it paid off for her: she ended up winning the competition with a whopping 47 per cent of the vote, easily edging out the other three finalists.

Moore, who began dancing when she was only two years old, wowed both the

judges and audiences with her chameleon-like ability to master virtually any dance style, despite being trained mainly in the contemporary style.

Indeed, having the ability to adapt to various dance styles is probably the not-so-secret weapon to advancing in the competition. After being selected by the judges to become finalists (typically a top 20, although this format has been toyed with in the past), the contestants are split into male/ female pairs. Each week, the dance partners are assigned a style of dance and given minimal time to master it before theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re thrust onstage in front of the judges and TV cameras.

Even with the help of professional choreographers, who are notorious for pushing the young contenders to their limits, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s no easy task to master an entirely new style of dancing in just a few days.

Somehow, though, the performers pull it off, treating the audience to a spectacle of dance week after week. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s often heart-wrenching, always thrilling, but most of all, it makes â&#x20AC;&#x153;So You Think You Can Danceâ&#x20AC;? a compulsively watchable show.

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For others, the three-day weekend also offers up a taste of the upcoming summer season: barbecues are fired up, movie theaters are dominated by big blockbusters, and friends and families gather together -- or get away from each other by squeezing in a short vacation.

For those preferring to get some quiet downtime at home, however, the TV world has its own Memorial Day tradition: marathons. And lots of â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;em.

Surf through those channels and youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll likely find back-to-back episodes of viewer favorites and movies, from A&Eâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;Storage Warsâ&#x20AC;? to

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For the third year in a row, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Cake Bossâ&#x20AC;? dominates the TLC lineup with an all-day marathon. Back-to-back episodes -- largely from last yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Season 4 -- capture

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