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SEPTEMBER 19, 2019
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At a glance: NEWS
3 Campus group Equal Voice dissolves in an “act of solidarity”
SPORTS & HEALTH
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Bad b*tch Bianca
FEATURE
10-11 Global roundup: What in the world happened during the first week of classes?
CULTURE
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A residence tradition: Toga run
OPINONS
15 When the smoke clears: Hazards of vaping
DISTRACTIONS
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Should you do cuffing season? Victoria Becker/ Photo Editor Two Edwards School of Business students pose for a photo while they sell tickets for LB5Q in the U of S Bowl during Welcome Week on Sept. 6, 2019.
LB5Q shakes up tradition for its 50th anniversary The annual back-to-school bash is moving to a Friday this year. NYKOLE KING
EDITOR-IN-CHIEF
One of the longest-running campus events at the University of Saskatchewan is shirking tradition to draw in a bigger crowd for the celebration of its 50th. Students across all colleges expect a memorable campus party to kick off their school year, and Edwards Business Students’ Society always delivers. The
tradeoff for hosting this event is making enough from ticket sales to fund the EBSS operating budget for the year as well as the clout that comes with hosting a great party. Iconically, this event is known for being held on a Monday night. The cruellest of instructors scheduled quizzes for the Tuesday morning, knowing full well the turnout will be abysmal and revelling in the satisfaction
of being a buzzkill. Thankfully, LB5Q has taken that sweet satisfaction away from those miserable academics while also eliminating the tough choice between studying or partying — by moving it instead to Friday. While the name of the event is a bit unpalatable, it gives a nod to its earlier incarnation as the frosh event Little Buddy Big Buddy BBQ. It was an Edwards exclusive bash where senior level
students would take a first-year — their little buddy, if you will — and bring them to a field outside the city and get them trashed. As campus culture has evolved to exclude hazing activities, so have the annual bush parties adapted to concerns over liability and student safety. In 2013, busloads of inebriated students were corralled to an “undisclosed location” — a farmer’s field set up with a bar, a stage
with a DJ and a fenced mosh pit. In recent years, it stayed outside but moved to the Prairieland Park exhibition grounds. Lately, the organizers have opted to go indoors to the large Prairieland halls and have stuck there since. Turnout made a slight dip, but as of last week, organizers reported that they were close to selling out 2,500 tickets. Continued on pg. 12
So you’re getting an arts degree? If you’re an arts major, it’s likely that you have had other people question your future. ASHLEY LEKACH
You've said what they've feared: "I'm an English major." And by the expression on their face, you already know what they think about art degrees. They stifle back a laugh and with a condescending smile saying, "I hope you like working at Starbucks," hinting at your current job prospects. But the jokes on them — you'd love to work at Starbucks. It's pumpkin spice latte season, after all.
Most art majors probably have had a conversation similar to this one with mild variations, of course. For the most authentic experience, please insert your personal favourite coffee chain into the format. Generally, these conversations follow the same pattern. Allow me to illustrate one for you. Person A says, "Hey! What are your plans for the daunting void that is the future?” Person B responds by saying that they are aiming towards whichever humanity, art, bas-
ket weaver degree that's applicable to them. Person A gives the verbal equivalent to the thumbs-up emoji, but patronizingly, to which person B gasps in shock and horror. Every person pursuing a Bachelor of Arts has been asked this dreaded question. Whether you’re at family events, appointments with your academic advisor, with your friends or in the awkward void that is the first 10 minutes before a lecture. Per-
haps you’ve even asked this to yourself. What are you doing with your future? Honestly, hearing this question makes isolation in the far most northern woods seem pleasant. Although, the woods don't have wifi or Netflix — or Amazon Prime, Hulu, Crunchyroll or whatever new streaming service our consumerist society markets next. We all love the internet too much so running from our problems, both physically and
metaphorically, just won't do. A normal opinions column would go into the uplifting introspective on the question “Is an Arts degree worth it?” An even better column would go into the more meat and potatoes technical aspects of what to do with an arts degree. But not this one. This one, with a heavy emphasis on sarcasm, will tell you the best snarky, witty and polite replies to your adversaries. Continued on pg. 16