Sticks October 2013

Issue 14 October 2013

In this edition of the Sticks Exclusive interview with Country singer Charlie Landsborough Panto Time Part One Comic Gary Delaney’s One Liners BBC Radio 2’s Janey Lee Grace on Dangers of Chemicals in Cosmetics We road test the Ford B-Max 1-0 Eco Boost The latest Kippings Food Column And much more Plus pages of events listings across Herts, Beds & Bucks

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Welcome to the October edition of the Sticks magazine!

The most talked about magazine in Herts, Beds & Bucks With over 16,000 readers a month

In this issue: Exclusive interview with Charlie Landsborough Comic Gary Delaney One Liners Panto Time Part One Kippings Food Column Saving For Your Future Janey Lee Grace’s Column Road Test – Ford B-Max 1-0 Eco Boost Listings for Herts, Beds & Bucks

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Contributors: Janey Lee Grace, Martin Wilson, Terry Sullivan Donna Obstfeld

See you in November Editor & Sales: Layout and design:

Terry Sullivan Martin Wilson

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Interview with Charlie Landsborough Charlie Landsborough, multi award-winning inspirational/country artist, heads out on tour this month in support of his 29th album “Silhouette”. This time, however, the tour will be very different - it will be opened by a leading local choir. Having previously been a teacher before embarking on his musical career, Charlie has always recognised the vital role of music and choirs in the community. Now he has decided to play his part in creating a larger platform for local choral groups.

Working in a deprived area during his teaching days, Charlie’s heart is very close to children and their needs and ‘Special’ was written for one particular little girl from his old school. Charlie has recorded over 150 self-penned songs Born 26th October 1941, the youngest of eleven children. To escape the wartime bombing his mother was taken to Wrexham, returning to Merseyside after he was born.

His mum's name was Aggie and was christened Charles Alexander after his dad.

Do people assume as you sing country songs that you are American? Yes till I open my mouth to talk, my son was pulled up for speeding by the police down the road from where I live in Merseyside, he said “What’s your name son” “Jamie Landsborough” “What like the American country singer “Jamie said “Who’s that?” He said “Charlie” Jamie replied “That’s me dad he only lives around the corner”. Also I get mistaken for an Irishman as I had my first success there.

Merseyside must had been an interesting place to grow up Yes, I grew up with my happy knack of being in the wrong place at the right time and vice versa. I was always surrounded by music and my dad told me I used to sing myself to sleep when I was about three. He was a ballad singer billed locally as the Silver Voiced Tenor and one of my earliest recollections is of sitting on his knee at a 'do' and duetting with him on You Take the Tables and I'll Take the Chairs. My mother's favourites were Gracie Fields and Hank Williams now there's a combination. My brothers of course were returning from their voyages with the first guitars I'd ever seen and wonderful country music from such artists as Hank Williams, Jimmy Rodgers, Ferlin Husky and Montana Slim. They'd often arrive home with a group of friends and a crate of beer and I'd sit enthralled as they laughed and sang the hours away.

School must had been fun. At primary school I had blonde shoulder length hair (yes long hair even then) and for a while my dreams fluctuated between being a great footballer or a great artist (see picture!). The long hair had been cropped at the time of this picture - I think the result of a basin-cut (so called because you put a basin on the head and cut round it, in the days when you couldn't afford a barber) from my brother Arthur.

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How did you first discover you had a talent for music? When I was in Grammar School my brother surprised me one day trying to play the guitar - I think I'd managed the first few notes of the Harry Lime theme. He ignored my self-consciousness and showed me a couple of chords. I was hooked! I'd sit up 'til late playing Hank, Elvis, Jimmy Rodgers, etc. Of course my education began to suffer and my headmaster, the kindly Mr. King, later commented that I'd had a good academic future ahead of me until I'd discovered that 'damn banjo'. Thank God for that 'damn banjo'.

So what did you do when left school ? Disenchanted somewhat with the world in the wake of my mum's death when I was only twelve I left school early and made minor excursions into the work place. I worked as an apprentice telephone engineer, on the railways, in the flour mills and wound up trying to be one of the lads.

I was soon bored with my situation however and decided that for excitement I, like my brothers before me, must travel. Finding the Navy Office closed I joined the Army without informing any of my family. My sisters were in tears but armed with my guitar and a D.A. hairstyle I set off to Wales to do my training. I then applied for a posting in Hong Kong and with typical army logic found myself in West Germany. I made many great friends (some of whom I now meet up with on my travels) and started to play in bands with such exotic names as the Rockavons and the Onions.

One abiding memory of my army days was of the Cuban missile crisis. Being only thirty miles from the border I was convinced that within a short space of time I would be dead.

I went into town for a few drinks on what I thought would be my last night alive.

Wending my way home I passed other NATO camps which were a hive of activity with troops loading supplies and ammunition by arc lamps. Arriving back in our camp what did I find? Our lads were padding around polishing floors and locker knobs for an inspection the next day. Was I relieved when the Russian vessels turned!

After leaving the army I was back in Birkenhead and jobless. I left for Coventry and after a short stint as a postman I decided to return to Germany. I arrived in Dortmund with the equivalent of about half a crown to my name, to audition for a band called Chicago Sect. I'd been singing country songs and ballads around the pubs back home and of course knew very little about Tamla Motown, Rock etc. The band were not impressed at my ignorance as I shook my head at each song they suggested. Just as it looked like I'd have to hitch back home someone asked if I knew any Ray Charles. I knew Georgia! I sang it and was in. Thanks Hoagy Carmichael!

I was in Dortmund for about nine months during which time I married Thelma who had been a dream of mine since I'd first seen her as a teenager in Birkenhead. I'd been in Dortmund supposedly saving for our future but sad to say I'd had a marvellous time but returned home skint. Thelma bought my suit for the wedding on a cheque from her mother and she and our two witnesses (all that were present apart from the priest) paid for our drink, etc. We celebrated unknown to anyone in the local pub Murphys.

Once I was married I became a little more responsible and although I played with the local bands I worked a variety of jobs during the day. At various times I was a grocery store manager, driver, navvy, quality control engineer (bluffed my way in) and finally a teacher. All the time my dreams were of music.

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In 1972 I appeared with guitarist Kenny McGunigall on Hughie Green’s TV programme Opportunity Knocks performing ‘The Long and Winding Road’ which went down a storm.

Even the lead singer of the eight times winners “Airborne” complimented us on our performance, and graciously said that he thought we would win. He went on to say if we recorded the song he would go out and buy it himself. Unfortunately we finished second to Airborne, as sadly just prior to the TV Show, the Post Office Department in Birkenhead went on strike and all the local votes didn’t arrive on time. I was later informed that if they had arrived on time, they would have won – another near miss!

I continued with Kenny playing locally in their duo, but determined to make something of myself, I worked extremely hard to qualify as a teacher (1975 – late 1978). I secured a teaching post in early 1980 and settled into a new career. However, in the evenings and on weekends, I still pursued his musical dream, and in 1984, to spread his net further afield, I embarked on a solo career. During my teaching years I began to write to try and fulfil my ambition of being a professional singer and to bring about the musical recognition I sought. Ironically I began to make a name as a writer and my singing was overlooked. However through my songs I began to meet people who have since become great friends to me. People like George Hamilton IV, Daniel O'Donnell and of course Foster and Allen. Tony Allen it was who first invited me to Ireland and I've been going there ever since. I love the heady mix of joy and melancholy, anarchy and reverence, the humour, the music, the people and of course the odd pint of Guiness.

All my hard work was beginning to pay off and 1988 saw the start of numerous awards beginning to flood in: 1988 and 1989 Lazyacre C.M.C. solo awards, 1989 Smokey Mountain C.M.C. solo artist of the year, 1989 Cliffsons C.M.C. top solo award. This gained momentum and by 1990 the Music Industry were starting to sit up and notice me, both as a song-writer and a singer; I went on to win every award possible in the Country Music scene. The awards are too numerous to mention individually, however, they comprise of best songwriter, best song, best male vocalist, best performer of the year, best album and International Country Album of the year. I also received a nomination as best Global Country Artist in the Country Music Association Awards in Nashville. Many of his albums have topped the Country Charts, as well as getting into the British Pop Charts. He also became one of the all-time biggest selling artists in Irish Music history.

This period lasted until 1995 when my big break came. Prior to 1995 I had travelled far and wide plying my musical trade playing musical festivals, pubs and country clubs etc. This often resulted in us sleeping in the car, as I would travel great distances determined to no longer miss an opportunity. One such journey involved travelling through the night from Cornwall to Cumbria to perform the next day.

During this period I used my spare time to take advantage of the opportunity to apply my songwriting ability in my capacity as a teacher, writing songs for the children to sing at assembly. ’My Forever Friend’, ‘Special’, ‘If Only I Had Wings’, ‘Things My Ears Can Do’, ‘What Makes Me Happy’, and ‘God Knocking On Your Door’ were all written for the children. My serious song writing had begun.

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I started to gain recognition and appeared with George Hamilton IV at the Wembley Arena before thousands of people, headlined the British Country Musical Festival in Worthing, appeared on the Wembley Conference Centre as part of Mervyn Conn’s great International Country Musical Festival, for the songwriters presentation and performed at the Albert Hall as part of the cavalcade of British Country Music.

In 1990 I produced an 11 track cassette of my own self penned songs called ‘Heaven Knows’, which was recorded in a Studio in Bolton, and sold while doing my various gigs around the country.

Other artists, also recognising me as a song-writer, started to record my songs. The well known UK Country artist Little Ginny recorded ‘No Time At All’ in Nashville of all places.

This was followed by Ireland’s premier duo Foster and Allen recording ‘I Will Love You All My Life’ which became a massive worldwide hit for them. A further accolade came when George Hamilton IV also recorded ‘I Will Love You All My Life’ and dubbed me as his ‘favourite British song-writer’. As I gained momentum it led to his work being covered by several other well know artists including Jack Jones, Pat Boone, Daniel O'Donnell and many more.

So I'd arrived in 1994 thinking that all my efforts had been largely in vain and questioning God about giving me musical talents and yet seemingly thwarting my every move. When I surrendered my will to Him, He stepped in swiftly and powerfully and with the help of Gerry Anderson, Pat Kenny, numerous Irish DJs and the Irish people and of course Ritz Records my dreams began to be realised and all the rest is history as they say.

Charlie is looking forward to perfoming once again at the Grove Theatre, Dunstable on Saturday 2nd November

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TV Comedians Come to Hertford Fancy giving your giggle muscles an intense workout?

Then good news - Live at Hertford Theatre returns on October 25th with a new line-up of TV comedians.

Keith Farnan, used to be a solicitor. But he packed it in to become one of Ireland’s hottest names.

Recently seen on Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow and Dave’s One Night Stand, he has performed sell-out shows around the world.

Gary Delaney, is the undisputed master of the one-liner.

An unrelenting barrage of well-thought-out and cleverly crafted jokes from this marvellous punmeister will have you in stitches. Gary is often seen on panel shows like Mock the Week, and was recently on Dave’s One Night Stand. Oh yes, he has a very famous girlfriend.

Joe Rowntree, started his television career writing put-downs for Anne Robinson on The Weakest Link. He appeared in all six series of the award-winning hit Sky 1 show Brainiac: Science Abuse and recently recorded Dave's One Night Stand. Now he’s coming to Kettering.

Joel Dommett, most recently appeared on 8 out of 10 Cats having already been seen on Russell Howard's Good News and 'Skins.’

Dan Evans, For over a decade Dan's accessible but childish surrealism has delighted audiences throughout the world and is one of just two UK comics to play Hanoi, Vietnam. He’s appeared on Brain Candy, At the Store and Comedy Zone, as well as on Radio 2 and Radio 4.

Box office 01992 531500 www.hertfordtheatre.com

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Gary Delaney One Liners I can count the number of DIY accidents I've had on the fingers of one hand. Two. It's very hard to write a reasonable sounding email complaining that the Caps Lock key on your new computer is broken.

Once in biology I asked about the gestation period for pachyderms, but unfortunately no one wanted to talk about the elephant in the womb.

I just fixed Aretha Franklin's computer. It would appear sisters are not doing IT for themselves.

I once applied for a job as a mustard cutter but unfortunately I wasn’t quite good enough.

I used to play around with time machines when I was older I'm now 20 hours into my sponsored semaphore marathon; unfortunately I'm starting to flag quite badly.

I was thrown out of my cloning exam for copying the kid next to me.

I bought a book to look up minor medical procedures but unfortunately its appendix had been removed.

When my trampoline class was moved indoors I hit the roof.

If anyone's got any tips on how to reverse cheap plastic surgery, I'm all ears.

I bet Dracula does all his shopping online, just so he can keep clicking on 'Your Account'.

I think the most disappointing thing about being sent to a POW camp would be finding out it's not where they teach you to fight like Batman.

Cleopatra's Needle. Good point well made.

Sharks refer to a programme that is past its best as having 'Gone under the Fonz'.

Just got a parking ticket outside the Children's Television Workshop, apparently it's Kermit holders only.

I told my girlfriend I don't want to go to an eighties fancy dress party, but she remains Adamant.

Brian Blessed has his own sign language interpreter with really big hands.

Honestly, that roadrunner's pretty selfish. It's all meep, meep, meep.

Grammar news: A man has been found guilty of overusing commas, the judge warned him to expect a very long sentence.

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Panto Time - Part 1

Snow White with Hollywood star Warwick Davis Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho, it’s off to panto we go! Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs marches on to the Milton Keynes Theatre stage this Christmas, and not only has it just got even bigger with an extra week added due to phenomenal demand, announces that it will star some very familiar faces. Known to millions, as one of the UK’s ‘biggest’ exports, Hollywood superstar Warwick Davis will lead the panto fun and frivolity Warwick’s acting career came about purely by chance when his Grandmother heard a radio announcement calling for ‘short people’ to appear in the new Star Wars film Return of the Jedi.

He played the tiny Ewok, Wicket, who became one of the film’s lead creature characters. And the rest is history.

He says of directing and starring in Snow White at Milton Keynes Theatre ‘I am delighted to be returning to Milton Keynes Theatre for panto this year. I am looking forward to working with the amazing cast, crew and the theatre to bring you the best panto MK has ever seen. It’s a ‘tall order’ but, I’m determined it won’t fall ‘short’ of audience expectations! I’m looking forward to seeing you all there!’

West End and TV favourite Jennifer Ellison is playing the boo-able baddy, the Wicked Queen. Jennifer rose to prominence playing Emily Shadwick in the television soap opera Brookside. Jennifer’s other many TV appearances include Hell's Kitchen (which she won) and a semi –finalist in Dancing on Ice, she appeared as a judge on Dirty Dancing - Time of Your Life and she has been a frequent guest on the ITV daytime show Loose Women. Jennifer says “I am looking forward to playing the baddie for the first time ever and the more the audience boo, the more I know I am going to enjoy the role!”

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Back by popular demand to join Warwick on stage as the hapless Muddles is star of last year’s Panto Kev Orkian, who returns to tickle the funny bones of MK following his rave reviews as Buttons in Cinderella, whilst star of Les Miserables in the West End, Shaun Dalton joins them as their dashing Prince Charming.

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs has everything you would expect from a pantomime; sumptuous sets, lavish costumes, a laugh-a-minute script, big song and dance numbers, audience participation and lots more! The perfect way to celebrate Christmas with your whole family!

6th December 2013 to 12th January 2014 Tickets: £12 - £28

Box office 0844 871 7652 www.atgtickets.com/miltonkeynes -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

This years Christmas show at the Hertford Theatre is the classic Beauty and the Beast created by the same team as last years’ hugely successful Dick Whittington.

Set in snow blown Paris it is full of great songs, side-splitting jokes and sensational dance routines.

Young actor David Malcolm is returning again this year (following his magnificent debut as Dick) this time playing the dual role of the Prince and the Beast, David is fresh from his lead singer role in “Waiting For More “with -11-

Bobby Cronin in London, but is no stranger to the London stage following his year long run in the smash hit “Naked Boys Singing” David said “I am so looking forward to Christmas at Hertford Theatre and excited at the thought of transforming in to the Beast”.

Alongside David, playing Rose/Beauty is the wonderfully talented Alex Handy–Ferrie, who is also an experienced West End and panto performer, she is relishing the thought of wearing some amazing costumes and enjoying the fun that panto has to offer.

Joining David and Alex is Nick Earnshaw (who will be playing Ma). Nick is no stranger to the Hertford theatre as this is his fourth year running each time playing the dame, Nick hails from Stoke where he is head of drama in a pop school and stage academy where he has recently directed both “Hairspray” and “Grease” and also written and directed his own Panto called “Robin Hood and His Merry Crew” The cast is completed by Victoria Boden as Capucine/Aimee, Oliver Evans as Jacques/Remy Lorenzo Martelli as Felix/talking Clock and Hayley-Jo Whitney as Malabelle and directed by local director Rhys Thomas Beauty and the Beast runs from Friday 6th December 2013 to Wednesday 1st January 2014 Box office 01992 531500 www.hertfordtheatre.com

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BREAD & RHUBARB PUDDING WITH A SABAYON SAUCE

Bread and butter pudding is about as British a dessert as you can get and originated as a way of using leftover or stale bread. The dish is unmistakably a classic however, in true Kippings style, we have come up with our own lighter version of the dish, removing the butter and replacing it with rhubarb.

Rhubarb has been used for medical purposes by the Chinese for thousands of years but did not make its way to Europe until 14th Century when it was imported along the Silk Road. Rhubarb is grown primarily for its fleshy stalks known as petioles and being sensitive to cold weather, it only successfully grows in warm climates and is considered particularly healthy with its high levels of Vitamins C & K. In Britain, the main season runs from April to early August, however, with this year’s summer being warmer than average, rhubarb has enjoyed a longer growing season. As a cautionary note, rhubarb leaves are poisonous and contain oxalic acid and under no circumstances should they be eaten. Needless to say, the recipe below is based on the stem of the rhubarb and the recipe should be put somewhere safe ready for the new season.

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Recipe for 4 People The Pudding

The Sabayon Sauce

200 g of fresh rhubarb Unsliced bread loaf 250ml double cream 60g of Demerara sugar 3 eggs 1 egg yolk Pinch of cinnamon powder Pinch of vanilla

100ml of white wine 2 egg yolks 40g caster sugar 25ml of Amaretto liquor

Wash and peel the rhubarb. Cut the rhubarb into small cubes of approximately 0.5 cm.

Take the bread and cut into similar size cubes.

Line the baking tin with a thin film of soft butter and sugar to avoid the mixture sticking to the tin and then put a layer of bread into the tin, followed by a layer of rhubarb and continue in the same fashion until finally a layer of bread is near the top of the baking tray. Take the cream and sugar with the 3 eggs and 1 egg yolk and a pinch of vanilla and cinnamon and mix together in a bowl with a hand whisk. Once mixed, pour the liquid over the baking tin ensuring that the top layer of bread gets a good “soaking” so that the bread doesn’t burn in the oven. Put in a pre heated oven at 170˚C for approximately 24 minutes (check from time to time in case the mix is cooking more quickly) The sauce only takes two minutes to make but not applying direct heat is essential to a good result. Fill a pan with boiling water and allow to simmer. Pour the white wine, egg yolks and sugar into a bowl and whisk (with the bowl resting in the boiling water of the pan) until the mix has the consistency of a firm foam. Once completed, add the Amaretto liquor to taste, stir and serve.

Telephone - 01582 833122 Email - reservations@kippings.co.uk 1 Church Street, Wheathampstead, Herts AL4 8AR www.kippings.co.uk Kippings have been short listed for Harpenden Best Family Restaurant of the Year 2013

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Saving For Your Future Up until recently, the majority of the UK population have assumed that their income in retirement will be provided by the Government in the form of the state pension. For employees in the public sector and in large corporations, there was always the defined benefit / final salary pension to rely on. However, in recent years the actuaries have identified significant short falls in pension pots and in companies’ ability to fund their pension schemes. Initially new starters were put into defined contribution schemes but now many final salary pension schemes have closed and all employees are in DC schemes.

In April 2001, Stakeholder pension schemes were introduced. The idea was that there were fixed costs, greater flexibility and employers did not have to contribute to the pension, but employees had an easily accessible pension vehicle open to them. Uptake was very poor and many employees are still without proper pension provisions.

So who is saving for your future?

In 2008 The Pensions Act introduced new obligations and NEST was established to enable employers without a pension scheme to offer one. The scheme has been designed so that: • • •

employers have to contribute to their employees’ pension pot, over time both the employer and employee will contribute 4% each per annum (with tax breaks) and; employees are automatically enrolled in the employer’s pension scheme unless they actively opt out.

Auto enrolment commenced for the largest of companies on 1st October 2012 and there is a very specific timetable of dates by which all employers must have a suitable pension scheme set up and be automatically enrolling their staff in it.

Are you saving for your future?

No matter what your age, as soon as you are working, you should be thinking about your retirement. As a nation we are living longer and can spend almost as much of our life in retirement as we do in work. Having a sufficient pension income is essential as the state has admitted that they will not be able to afford the full pension bill in the future.

There will be fewer people working and therefore less tax income to support the retired. It is up to all of us as individuals, whether employed or not, to ensure that we have made sufficient provisions for our old age, so that we can live to a reasonable standard and enjoy the retirement we have worked so hard for.

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Dangers of Chemicals In Cosmetics

If you saw BBC Watchdog recently and you read the newspapers you will be well aware that the ‘dangers of chemicals in cosmetics’ story is still alive and well. A few months ago it was all across our news stands and I said at that point – I’ve been shouting about this for years!

Dermatologists raised concerns about a chemical routinely used in moisturisers, shampoo and tissue wipes. Methylisothiazolinone (MI) has been linked to allergic reactions; it’s a clear, colourless liquid (also used to preserve paint) and can lead to eczema and contact dermatitis.

BBC Watchdog picked up on the preservative and investigated thoroughly, loudly naming and shaming some leading brands of sun cream and moisturisers (ouch!)

The companies responded saying that safety was important to them and they would be considering reformulating as leading Dermatologist Dr. Ian White from St. Thomas’s hospital London said ‘With such a high rate of allergic reaction, it’s up to the companies to do the responsible thing and simply stop using it’.

My take on it all is a little stronger – MI, worrying chemical though it is, certainly isn’t the only fly in the ointment. I’d wager that whether or not the big companies bow to pressure and reduce or take out the offending preservative, it will have little or no effect on the ‘epidemic of allergic reactions’ Why? Because it’s not any one chemical in isolation – it’s the cumulative effects of the thousands of different chemicals that are creating a kind of toxic soup. When an ingredients list includes the word fragrance or Parfum – that can mean not one or two drops – but a huge number of different synthetic chemicals can be added and don’t need to be individually named. Talking ingredients by the way, another interesting news story recently was that Snail slime face cream is flying off the shelves; well at least you know what you’re getting!

The answer is so glaringly obvious I’m amazed so few can see it. Avoid ALL synthetic chemicals in skincare and beauty products. There is a 100 per cent natural in many cases organic and eco alternative to everything from sun cream to moisturiser, shaving foam to baby wipes (without the snail slime) There are several Herts. based companies who are flying the flag including the amazing Konjac Sponge Company (yes forget chemical laden cleansers and use a natural sponge instead ) through to online stores such as Wholistic Research who are knowledgeable about every single gadget and gizmo connected with health and wellbeing, and of course there are wonderful independent health shops all across the county.

Check out my recommended products at www.janeyleegrace.com

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Road Test Ford B-Max 1.0 (120) EcoBoost Titanium manual s/s Sliding doors on cars have been around for ages – but unfortunately haven’t been used to maximum effect: until now, with the launch of this, the Ford B-Max. Described by the company as a ‘multi-activity vehicle’ and based on the Fiesta, it is longer, taller and a mould-breaker. That isn’t to say that it is destined to prove a massive hit with families of any age – because, let’s face it, we are a fickle bunch. But is it worth considering?

That’s the question we want this test to answer.

The trump card for the B-Max is, of course, the sliding doors, officially termed by Ford as the Easy Access Door System. But what makes these sliding doors unique is the fact that Ford has managed to remove the central ‘B’ pillar completely, allowing what is arguably the easiest entry and departure of any vehicle on the market with an aperture spanning 1.5m all the way from the front windscreen to the rear hatch.

And perhaps even more surprising is the fact that this set-up in no-way compromises safety having been awarded the highest possible safety rating by the European independent crash test authority, EuroNCAP with 92% for adult occupant protection.

Under the bonnet of our test car was Ford’s new three-cylinder 1.0-litre 120PS EcoBoost petrol engine that provides a decent alternative to diesel. It returns 57.7mpg and emits just 114g/km. It’s the only engine in the range to dip below 12 seconds for its 0-62mph time, and while most won’t experience the B-Max’s top speed, the EcoBoost stops accelerating at 117mph. It’s a smooth and refined engine with power on tap the majority of the time.

A five-speed gearbox may seem old-hat these days, but the spread of power from very low revs makes a sixth ratio redundant.

But a relatively short wheelbase and lofty means the B-Max doesn’t have gravity on its side, so there is some bodyroll in the corners. Ride quality is one of the very best things about this car. It soaks up urban potholes and poorly maintained roads. The steering is well-weighted and incredibly sharp too and there can be no excuse for not being aware of what the front rubber is doing in this car.

At the back end, you can access 318-litres of available boot space with all the seats in place, stretching to 1,386-litres if you fold down the rear seats. Admittedly, this is far from class-leading and its frankly no better than most 5-dr hatchbacks and far behind rivals like the Kia Venga or Citroen C3 Picasso. Nevertheless, the boot is flat and well-19-

shaped though with a false floor to hide valuables underneath or drop down for maximum room. And the good news keeps on coming, because if you select the optional folding-flat front passenger seat, you can fit in items which measure 2.34m in length.

It may be only 110 mm longer than the Fiesta but the interior will also be familiar to Fiesta owners with a stylish dashboard that has too many buttons. This makes the infotainment system confusing to use. Of note is the way the seat belts have been incorporated into the front seats with style in the absence of the ‘B’ Pillar. Space is abundant throughout the cabin and there is more than enough room for four adults in comfort – five at a squeeze. Its lofty height also affords its occupants plenty of headroom, and despite its overall footprint, the same is also true of legroom – especially that at the back, which is particularly good.

Ford has always made vehicles that are great to drive, and the B-Max is no exception.

And with the absence of the ‘B’ Pillar, Ford has set the B-Max apart from the competition too without any negative impact. In the process, the company has created a new class-leader. Its nearest rivals might be slightly more affordable or bigger, but this is a car that perfectly meets the needs of a growing family. It is a versatile, practical and fun to drive compact family car.

For more on this road test and many more go to www.first4auto.com

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Herts Listings Ashridge Autumn Trail- til Thursday 31 Oct Join us for a seasonal Family Trail around the beautiful Ashridge Estate. Answer questions along the way and earn your reward! Ashridge Estate Visitor Centre, Moneybury Hill, Ringshall, Berkhamsted HP4 1LT

Evening with Author Diana Jackson -Thursday 3 Oct Local author Diana Jackson talks at Waterstones Hitchin about her writing and her unusual interest in the early development of flying boats. Waterstones, 32 Market Place Hitchin SG5 1DY

A Diverse Vision. An exhibition of textile art, prints and more- til Saturday 19 Oct Eight members of the multidisciplinary group, Vision, will be showing their work. Rhodes Arts Complex, Bishops Stortford CM23 3JG

Miss Julie -Thursday 3 Oct UK Touring Theatre presents: Miss Julie by August Strindberg In a new translation for the 21st century Directed by Denis Noonan Suitable for age 14+. Hawthorne Theatre, The Campus, Welwyn Garden City AL8 6BX

Robin Ince - The Importance of Being Interested -Tuesday 1 Oct Award winning comedian and science enthusiast Robin Ince follows up his Happiness Through Science show, with a look at his favourite scientists – Charles Darwin and Richard Feynman. The Radlett Centre, 1 Aldenham Avenue, Radlett WD7 8HL

Hertford Childrens Book Festival : Lauren Child -Thursday 3 Oct Best-selling, award winning Lauren Child comes to Hertford to talk deathdefying adventures, evil villains, super rich (but quite embarrassing) parents and lots of extremely cool gadgets. Hertford Theatre, The Wash, Hertford SG13 1PS

Doris Day - Secret Love -Tuesday 1 Oct A Sentimental journey through the life and music of Doris Day. She had an extraordinary life encompassing the big band era, Hollywood Stardom, financial disaster and domestic tragedy and TV comeback. Gordon Craig Theatre, Stevenage Arts and Leisure Centre, Lytton Way SG1 1LZ

The Barn Fringe 2013 -Thursday 3 to Sat 12 Oct A week of one-off Comedy, Music and Theatre Events. This is an Arts Week with singleevening dramatic and musical activities taking place on stage, each a ticketed event. The Barn Theatre, Handside Lane, Welwyn Garden City AL8 6ST

Landscape Maps - Exhibition of work in mixed media by Amanda Bloom -Wednesday 2 Oct to 30 Oct Amanda Bloom says: "I am drawn to the cartography of maps for their line and shape, for the promise of routes known or unknown and for their ability to bring order to chaos. Letchworth Arts Centre. 2 The Arcade, Letchworth Garden City SG6 3EW Joe Brown- Wednesday 2 Oct Premier Rock ’n’ Roll legend Joe Brown goes from strength to strength. Joe with his five piece band including his son and record producer Pete Brown will be on stage. Gordon Craig Theatre, Stevenage Arts and Leisure Centre, Lytton Way SG1 1LZ An Evening of Burlesque- Thursday 3 Oct Britain’s biggest burlesque spectacular. Direct from the West End Unveiling an all-star cast, join a riotous romp into the bizarre world of burlesque and cutting-edge variety. The Radlett Centre, 1 Aldenham Avenue, Radlett WD7 8HL My Sister’s Investigation - Thursday 3 Oct My Sisters Investigation is a new play written and directed by Katherine Males. Set in the present day, we see an investigation unfold after Nathan’s Sister Ren disappears. Barn Theatre Handside Lane Welwyn Garden City AL8 6ST

The Coull String Quartet Concert -Friday 4 Oct Programme includes works by Haydn, Beethoven and Shostakovich.Peter Morrison Hall, Benslow Music, Benslow Lane, Hitchin SG4 9RB Essence of Ireland -Friday 4 Oct This moving story told through music, song and dance is a celebration of all things Irish and will take you on a rollercoaster ride of emotions giving audiences a unique Irish experience. Gordon Craig Theatre, Stevenage Arts and Leisure Centre, Lytton Way SG1 1LZ Hertford Childrens Book Festival: Holly Smale Friday 4 Oct WGC-born Holly Smale spent her teenage years hiding in the school toilets followed by two years modelling, falling over on catwalks and breaking things she couldn’t afford to replace. Hertford Theatre, The Wash, Hertford SG13 1PS An Evening with the humour of Bob Newhart and Tom Lehrer -Friday 4 Oct Beyond Eternity Promotions presents: An Evening with the humour of Bob Newhart and Tom Lehrer Peter Gill and Andy Meller perform some of their best sketches and songs. Hawthorne Theatre, The Campus, Welwyn Garden City AL8 6BX

furniture to clothing, with temptation at every table. Barkway Village Hall, Cambridge Road, Barkway SG8 8BS

Jay Millers Circus - Friday 4 To Sunday 6 Oct This Circus Spectacular returns celebrating with a brand new presentation for 2013 under the Heated Big Top. It’s the show that all the family will enjoy. With an all new selection of International acts. Sworders Field Bishops Stortford CM23 3XG

Chris Dean’s Syd Lawrence Orchestra - In Concert -Sunday 6 Oct In Concert is the zesty new show fizzing and sparkling its way through a performance that is sure to be brimming with surprises. The Radlett Centre, 1 Aldenham Avenue, Radlett WD7 8HL

Hoddesdon Charter Fair -Friday 4 to Sunday 6 Oct Hoddesdon town centre will see for the 4th year running the Charter Fair visiting the High Street. The Fair will be opened by the Mayor of Broxbourne at 3.30pm. High Street, Hoddesdon EN11 8TL

The Magic of Motown -Sunday 6 Oct An all star cast, that original Detroit sound, 16 sparkling costume changes, plus amazing choreography; the magic of Motown will be getting to you in 2013. Gordon Craig Theatre, Stevenage Arts and Leisure Centre, Lytton Way SG1 1LZ

Hertford Childrens Book Festival: Simon Pegg Saturday 5 Oct Award winning actor, comedian, writer, film producer, and director – and now Hertfordshire resident – the inimitable Simon Pegg is here to read and then re-enact some favourite children’s stories. Hertford Theatre, The Wash, Hertford SG13 1PS

Adult Ballet- Mon 7 Oct, Mon 14 Oct, Mon 21 Oct A general ballet class for all levels. You are never too old to learn. Come and join us. It’s a great way to get fit and toned, especially legs and bum. Only £6 per class. St John the Evangelist WD3 7HG

Red Priest -Saturday 5 Oct Red Priest (Baroque Quartet) - Handel | Vivaldi | Bach | Fouqueray The world’s most extraordinary baroque quartet are coming back to WGC ! Hawthorne Theatre, The Campus, Welwyn Garden City AL8 6BX

Paul Daniels - Tuesday 8 Oct Paul will be travelling the nation with a brand new show full of tricks and a number of new tricks never performed in public before. He will be joined by the lovely Debbie McGee. Gordon Craig Theatre, Stevenage Arts and Leisure Centre, Lytton Way SG1 1LZ

Dancemania 2013- Saturday 5 Oct Street dance productions presents an evening of dance, hiphop, and breakdancing to contemporary and street jazz with a touch of cheerleading. Gordon Craig Theatre, Stevenage Arts and Leisure Centre, Lytton Way SG1 1LZ

Mugenkyo Taiko Drummers- Tuesday 8 Oct Feel the energy & experience the power of this unique performance. Thundering rhythms on huge taiko drums, mysterious masked choreography with inventive lighting and muscular synchronisation.The Radlett Centre, 1 Aldenham Avenue, Radlett WD7 8HL

Comedy Club - Saturday 5 Oct Our monthly comedy night returns, with Dave Thompson and Phil Nichol. Paul B Edwards is, as always, in charge. Licensed bar. Letchworth Arts Centre. 2 The Arcade, Letchworth Garden City SG6 3EW

Talon - The Best of The Eagles- Wednesday 9 Oct Now in their sixteenth year together Talon are recognised throughout the industry as the worlds definitive Eagles tribute. The show will feature all the classic Eagles hits such as Hotel California. Gordon Craig Theatre, Stevenage Arts and Leisure Centre, Lytton Way SG1 1LZ

The Homemade Orchestra presents Centrally Heated Knickers with Michael Rosen- Saturday 5 Oct Centrally Heated Knickers adventures in science and sound A compelling new production performed by legendary children’s poet Michael Rosen, with songs, grooves and flights of musical fancy.

Hertford Theatre, The Wash, Hertford SG13 1PS Derek Acorah – The Eternal Spirits TourSaturday 5 Oct Derek Acorah, one of the most respected Spiritualist Mediums of a generation, returns in this new tour for 2013. The Radlett Centre, 1 Aldenham Avenue, Radlett WD7 8HL

Santus Circus- Wednesday 9 to Sunday 13 Oct Traditional circus with a French flavour from ’Le Cirque de France’. An all-human show featuring flying trapeze, high wire, knife-throwing, juggling, aerial silks and an appearance by Spiderman Hartham Common, Hartham Lane, Hertford SG14 1QR

Barkway Antiques & Vintage Fair -Sunday 6 Oct Fabulous fair set in the beautiful village of Barkway. Offering a wide range of 20 stalls selling anything from jewellery to pictures,

Voice of The Heart -Thursday 10 Oct Voice of The Heart - Karen Carpenter. Classy 7 piece show to include the amazing vocals of Carole Gordon plus a terrific 6 piece band. All the

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greatest hits from the Carpenters. Gordon Craig Theatre, Stevenage Arts and Leisure Centre, Lytton Way SG1 1LZ

Nearly New Romantics: 80’s Charity Night Saturday 12 Oct An evening with Paul Lillie and his authentic tribute band; and 80’s disco. Please come along to this fun filled 80’s themed evening to support St Elizabeth’s charity.

Wodson Park Sports Centre, Ware SG12 0UQ

David Copperfield - Thursday 10 Oct A new play

by Adrian Preater based on the novel by Charles Dickens.The Radlett Centre, 1 Aldenham Avenue, Radlett WD7 8HL

Craft & Curios Fair -Saturday 12 Oct A monthly Crafts & Curios Fair held in the Andrews Room at Hertford Museum, on the same day each month as Hertford Farmer’s Market. Teas in the Museum’s Jacobean Knot Garden.Hertford Museum, 18 Bull Plain, Hertford SG14 1DT

The Master Builder -Thursday 10 to Saturday 19 Oct Halvar Solness is at the top of his architectural career. Fearing the next generation might eclipse his success, he exerts control over everyone around him. Abbey Theatre, St Albans AL1 2DL

Betrayal - Saturday 12 Oct London Classic Theatre presents: Betrayal by Harold Pinter Emma is married to Robert, a publisher. But for seven years, she has been having an affair with Jerry, a literary agent. Hawthorne Theatre, The Campus, Welwyn Garden City AL8 6BX

For Sale- Friday 11th, Saturday 12th, Thursday 17th, Friday 18th, Saturday 19th, Thursday 24th, Friday 25th, Saturday 26th & Thursday 31st October, Friday 1st & Saturday 2nd November Times: 7.30pm.Ticket Prices: £10 / £8.50 conc.

(Thursday only)A fast moving farcical plot sees six characters lives turned into chaos and confusion, when an innocent affair engulfs innocent and not so innocent bystanders! Market Theatre ‘comedy’ at its very best! Farcically funny!

Market Theatre, Hitchin

Southside Wrestling -Sunday 13 Oct Southside Wrestling return to Stevenage once again bringing the very best action packed wrestling for all the family to enjoy. There will be top talent flying in from America, Canada and Japan.

Concert Hall, Stevenage Arts and Leisure Centre, Lytton Way SG1 1LZ

Big Girls Don’t Cry - Friday 11 Oct The Iconic sound of Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons. With a fantastic live band, lots of fun and dancing in the aisles encouraged!! A must see show. Gordon Craig Theatre, Stevenage Arts and Leisure Centre, Lytton Way SG1 1LZ

Snow White - Sunday 13 Oct Vienna Festival Ballet presents: Snow White Join Vienna Festival Ballet on a magical journey with their brand new production of Snow White. Hawthorne Theatre, The Campus, Welwyn Garden City AL8 6BX Hertford Castle Open Day - Sunday 13 Oct The final Open Day of the season, with activities on a Victorian theme. There will also be a band concert in the grounds (weather permitting) reflecting the period, from the Royston Town Band. The Castle, Hertford SG14 1HR

The Fossil Lady of Lyme. Starring Alison Neil Friday 11 Oct Alison Neil makes a welcome return to Letchworth with another of her acclaimed one-woman shows that bring great women to life. She tells the story of the extraordinary Mary Anning Letchworth Arts Centre. 2 The Arcade, Letchworth Garden City SG6 3EW

Dolls Houses & Miniatures Fair- Sunday 13 Oct Long established event featuring dolls houses & miniatures. Mercure Letchworth Hall Hotel, Letchworth Lane, Letchworth Garden City SG6 3NP

Babyshambles- Friday 11 Oct The Forum Hertfordshire Students Union, College Lane, Hatfield. AL10 9AB Stick Man - Live on Stage! -Friday 11 Oct From the book by Children’s Laureate Julia Donaldson, Illustrated by Axel Scheffler, creators of The Gruffalo. Directed by Sally Cookson Designed by Katie Sykes Composed by Benji Bower The Radlett Centre, 1 Aldenham Avenue, Radlett WD7 8HL

Andy Parsons - I’ve Got A shed- Wednesday 16 Oct Mock The Week’ regular and star of ’Live at the Apollo’ Andy Parsons performs his latest and favourite show to date. Gordon Craig Theatre, Stevenage Arts and Leisure Centre, Lytton Way SG1 1LZ Counterfeit Stones- Thursday 17 Oct The Counterfeit Stones celebrate their 22nd Anniversary and Sir Mick’s 70th Birthday with yet another "sham rock" experience. Gordon Craig Theatre, Stevenage Arts and Leisure Centre, Lytton Way SG1 1LZ

Viktor Obsust and Friends - An Evening of Gypsy-Style Jazz -Friday 11 Oct Peter Morrison Hall, Benslow Music, Benslow Lane, Hitchin SG4 9RB

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Real Diamon - Wednesday 23 Oct John Hylton fronts this 7 piece live band who play Neil Diamond’s music how it is supposed to be played. John has performed his Neil Diamond tribute show now for 22 years The Radlett Centre, 1 Aldenham Avenue, Radlett WD7 8HL

An Evening with Julian Lloyd WebberThursday 17 Oct Clive Conway Productions Ltd presents: An Evening with Julian Lloyd Webber Pianist - Rebeca Omordia. Julian is widely regarded as one of the most creative musicians of his generation. Hawthorne Theatre, The Campus, Welwyn Garden City AL8 6BX

In Dreams - Thursday 24 Oct Now in its 7th successful year ‘In Dreams’ brings you the ultimate line up, with the music of Roy Orbison, The Everly Brothers and Buddy Holly together.

Gordon Craig Theatre, Stevenage Arts and Leisure Centre, Lytton Way SG1 1LZ

Ready Steady Cook Live! -Friday 18 Oct One of Britains most successful TV cookery shows’ Ready Steady Cook’ is coming to the Gordon Craig in its first ever live show. Fronted by Chef Lesley Walters. Gordon Craig Theatre, Stevenage Arts and Leisure Centre, Lytton Way SG1 1LZ

Pumpkin Festival -Thursday 24 Oct to Sunday 3 Nov Free pumpkin for every child from Willows Pumpkin Patch with a pumpkin-tastic time at the Farm Village. There are daily pumpkin carving competition wit prizes, Pumpkin Hunt, Match the Scarecrow. Willows Farm Village, Coursers Road, London Colney, St. Albans AL4 0PF

Sweet Baby James - Saturday 19 Oct Calling all James Taylor fans. This must-see retrospective is a real treat with an evening of the legendary troubador’s great music, from his first album through to his most recent Letchworth Arts Centre. 2 The Arcade, Letchworth Garden City SG6 3EW

Afternoon Tea, with Live Music- Friday 25 Oct A delicious afternoon tea. Live music from our gorgeous baby grand. What could be more delightful? Join us for a traditional afternoon tea, with Mike Gifkins playing our lovely piano.

Letchworth Arts Centre. 2 The Arcade, Letchworth Garden City SG6 3EW

Sandon Village Market - Sat 19 Oct Sandon Village Market is a friendly farmers/craft market showcasing locally created products. Our regular produce stalls include locally reared meat, pork pies, fruit and veg, cakes and more.

Sandon JMI School, Sandon, Nr Buntingford SG9 0QS

Dreamboys- Friday 25 Oct The Dreamboys Fit and Famous Tour. Top male glamour show, perfect for a girls night out with your friends.

Gordon Craig Theatre, Stevenage Arts and Leisure Centre, Lytton Way SG1 1LZ

T - REXTASY -Saturday 19 Oct Truly a rock ’n’ roll concert for all ages - if you would like to know exactly what a Marc Bolan concert was like in the 1970’s this show is for you. Gordon Craig Theatre, Stevenage Arts and Leisure Centre, Lytton Way SG1 1LZ

Vienna Festival Ballet present: Snow WhiteSaturday 26 Oct Join Vienna Festival Ballet on a magical journey with their world premiere of Snow White.

Internationally renowned choreographer Barry McGrath propels this timeless fairy tale to a new generation. The Radlett Centre, 1 Aldenham Avenue, Radlett WD7 8HL

Carmen - Saturday 19 Oct Garden Opera Company presents: Carmen Directed by Saffron van Zwanenberg (Traviata and Pagliacci) Design Team : Dulcie Best and Neil Irish Hawthorne Theatre, The Campus, Welwyn Garden City AL8 6BX Art Fair - Sunday 20 Oct An exhibition of a variety of work, including Original Art, Sculpture, Glass Art, Ceramics, Pottery and Collectables. Come and meet the Artists selling their work. The Radlett Centre, 1 Aldenham Avenue, Radlett WD7 8HL

Jazz Night- Sunday 27 Oct Our monthly jazz night returns, with Jazzin’ Around and their great blend of music from the ’30s and ’40s. An evening of mainly music from The Great American Song Book, Jazz. Letchworth Arts Centre. 2 The Arcade, Letchworth Garden City SG6 3EW

Snooker Legends- Monday 21 Oct We are excited to announce that the current World Champion, and the world’s most popular player, Ronnie O’Sullivan is coming back to the Radlett Centre to take on the people’s champion Jimmy White. The Radlett Centre, 1 Aldenham Avenue, Radlett WD7 8HL

Teddy Time - Sunday 27 Oct Goodge Entertainment in association with Steve Hughes Productions present: Teddy Time, A Magical introduction to theatre for children aged between 3 to 7 years. Hawthorne Theatre, The Campus, Welwyn Garden City AL8 6BX

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Shepreth Wildlife Park, Station Road, Shepreth SG8 6PZ

Through The Ages Wedding Show -Sunday 27 Oct We are very happy to announce the very first Through the Ages wedding show. The idea of this event is to offer a show that is completely different and never been done before.

Ponsbourne Park SG13 8RA

The Ghost Ship! -Thursday 31 Oct A thrilling new play based on the spookily atmospheric sea story by Joseph Conrad His tongue loosened by liquor in the cosy corner of a seaside inn. The Radlett Centre, 1 Aldenham Avenue, Radlett WD7 8HL

Barbara Dickson - Tuesday 29 Oct For over four decades, Barbara Dickson has continued to deliver songs to the public in her own incomparable fashion. Gordon Craig Theatre, Stevenage Arts and Leisure Centre, Lytton Way SG1 1LZ

Safe ‘trick or treating’ at Riverside - Thursday 31 Oct We know that trick or treating can be a tricky dilemma for parents with the dark, cold night’s drawing in. That’s why Riverside Shopping Centre is hosting a safe and scary Halloween. Riverside Shopping Centre HP1 1BT

Pumpkin Trail and Treats - Tuesday 29 to Thursday 31 Oct Pumpkins and funs for children.

Knebworth House SG1 2AX

Beds listings

Scrooge (A Christmas Carol) -Tuesday 29 Oct Adapted from the novel by Charles Dickens Charles Dickens’ much loved story of ‘Scrooge’ and his encounters with the ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future. The Radlett Centre, 1 Aldenham Avenue, Radlett WD7 8HL

Live Wrestling In Biggleswade -Saturday 5 Oct For the first time ever the superstars of British wrestling collide in the ring in Biggleswade’s Weatherley Centre. The UK’s leading promoter of family wrestling events BFWE is holding 2 show 3pm and 7:30pm. The Weatherley Centre, Eagle Farm Road, Biggleswade SG18 0EU

Theo the Mouse in Magical Mayhem-Wednesday 30 Oct That’s Entertainment Productions presents: Theo the Mouse in Magical Mayhem From the award winning writer of TV’s Sooty and Basil Brush Show comes the UK`s cleverest children’s character, Theo the mouse.

Hawthorne Theatre, The Campus, Welwyn Garden City AL8 6BX

Pavenham Jumble Sale - Saturday 5 OctA popular and well-stocked jumble sale which includes bric-a-brac, nearly new, books, bags and shoes, household linen, toys etc.

Refreshments are available In aid of St Peter’s Church. The Village Hall, Pavenham, Bedford MK43 7PH

Sherlock Holmes – A Study in Fear!- Wednesday 30 Oct A gripping new play based on the classic story ‘The Final Problem’ by Arthur Conan Doyle The world’s most successful detective takes on the world’s most notorious villain. The Radlett Centre, 1 Aldenham Avenue, Radlett WD7 8HL

Wheelchair Challenge Relay - Sunday 6 Oct Rotary Clubs in Bedfordshire and Hertfordshire, supported by WheelPower, are organising the second fun Charity Wheelchair Challenge Relay.

Bedford International Athletic Stadium, Barkers Lane, Bedford MK41 9SB

Russian State Ballet and Opera House PresentSwan Lake- Wednesday 30 Oct Featuring a timeless score from incrediable composer Pyotr I. Tchaikovsky, Swan Lake is a certified Russian Classic, replete with evocative music and beautiful dance. Gordon Craig Theatre, Stevenage Arts and Leisure Centre, Lytton Way SG1 1LZ

Flitwick Antique & Collectables Fair -Sun 6 Oct Held on the 1st Sunday of the Month 9am - 4pm Browse through a wide variety of antique and collectable items from jewellery to militaria, from china to ephemera. With prices from 50p to £1000. Flitwick Village Hall, Flitwick MK45 1HP Lets Drift, Drifters and Motown- Friday 11 Oct Dance your socks of until the early hours as Eventique present a whole night of soul and motown classics with live music. VENUE 360, Gypsy Lane, Luton, LU1 3JH

Hairy Maclary and Friends- Wednesday 30 Oct Anyone with young children will recognise Hairy Maclary from Donaldson’s Dairy. Featuring many of the characters from the books this show will delight children and adults alike. Gordon Craig Theatre, Stevenage Arts and Leisure Centre, Lytton Way SG1 1LZ

The Luton Hoo Walled Garden Pumpkin & Apple Gala- Saturday 12 Oct A show area with falconry displays, Morris dancers and horse logging demonstrations. A market place with local artisans and food producers. Live Craft demonstrations, a pumpkin shy, a bouncy castle.

Halloween Tour -Thursday 31 Oct Ghostly tour of the Wildlife Park grounds, while encountering some mystical characters along the way!

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including cards, jewellery of various kinds, ceramics, knitted and sewn goods, cakes, jams, pictures, silverwork. Woburn Sands Memorial Hall MK17 8RH

Luton Hoo Walled Garden, Luton Hoo, Luton LU1 4LF The Edible Market Food Festival -Saturday 12 Oct The Edible Market Food Festival is a showcase for quality food and drink from some of the best producers and makers in the region and further a field. This one day feast for the eyes and tastebuds.UK Centre for Carnival Arts 3 St Mary’s Road Luton LU1 3JA

Biggleswade Art Exhibition -Saturday 19 and Sunday 20 Oct Original paintings for view and sale. Refreshments are available. Northill Village Hall SG18 9AH Dunton Folk - Pete Morton in ConcertSaturday 19 Oct Pete Morton is a songwriter, singer and ’folk rapper’ with a wealth of great songs and stage presence. His shows are dynamic and intense, while remaining approachable and fun loving. St Mary Magdalene Church, Dunton, Biggleswade SG18 8RR

National Methodist Youth Brass Band - in Concert- Saturday 12 Oct Enthusiasm, humour, exceptional talent, vitality - a band like no other! They will play traditional Brass Band music but also classical, pop, jazz, spiritual and film music. Priory Methodist Church, Newnham Avenue, Bedford, MK41 9QJ

Exhibition & Sale of Art & Craft- Saturday 19 OctLocal artists and craftspeople will be exhibiting and displaying their work at the Harlington Society of Art & Craft’s Exhibition & Sale of Art & Craft. Many items will be for sale.

Village Hall, Sundon Road, Harlington LU5 6LS

Working Steam Weekend -Saturday 12 and Sunday 13 Oct A unique collection of steam driven machinery on display, including ploughing and threshing demonstrations. The mill will be open and grinding flour, so visitors can view the whole process from threshing. Mill Lane, Stotfold SG5 4NU

Biggleswade Antiques Fair - Sunday 20 Oct Over 45 stalls offering a range of antiques from jewellery, glass, china, pictures, postcards, kitchenalia and militaria. Popular cafe serving lunches, hot and cold drinks.The Weatherley Centre, Eagle Farm Road, Biggleswade SG18 8JH

Nostalgia Night - Talk about the BBC Midland Radio Orchestra featuring Peggy LeeWednesday 16 Oct Paul Arden-Taylor who played with this iconic group will be playing the music of the BBC Midland Radio Orchestra, talking about the musicians and featuring songs sung and recorded by Peggy Lee. Whipsnade Village Hall, off B4540, LU6 2LG

Philharmonia Orchestra - Wednesday 23 Oct Juraj Valcuha conductor Sunwook Kim piano CHERUBINI Overture, Medea Beethoven Piano Concerto No. 4 Beethoven Symphony No. 7 Bedford Corn Exchange Main Auditorium MK40 1SL

Motown Tribute Night - Friday 18 Oct From 7.30 pm until 1.00 am * Entertainment from tribute act Sounds of the Four Tops * Three course dinner * Live entertainment and disco * £39.50 per person Wyboston Lakes MK44 3AL

Live Professional Wrestling - Thursday 24 Oct Professional Wrestling returns to Bedford, bigger than ever before. This all new presentation brings together stars from all over the world to do battle at the Corn Exchange. Bedford Corn Exchange Main Auditorium MK40 1SL

Chocoholics Gourmet Wine Dinner at Luton Hoo Hotel -Saturday 19 Oct Chocolate lovers will be impatiently ticking off the days on their calendars in anticipation of the sublime celebration known as ‘Chocolate Week’ — and Luton Hoo Hotel, Golf & Spa will be joining in.

Luton Hoo Hotel, Golf & Spa, The Mansion House, Luton LU1 3TQ

Bedford Comedy Club-Friday 25 Oct Bedford Comedy Club is one of Bedford’s most popular comedy nights featuring stand up comedians who are regulars on the London and national comedy circuit. Bedford Harpur Suite MK40 1LA

Luton Aircraft & Transport Enthusiasts’ FairSaturday 19 Oct The scope of the former Luton Aircraft Enthusiasts’ Fair has been extended to include other forms of transport. Models, books, postcards, slides, photos, DVD’s and assorted memorabliia. Vauxhall Recreation Club, Gipsy Lane, Luton LU1 3JH

Ceilidh Night with the Och Aye Ceilidh BandSaturday 26 Oct The 2013 season closes with this opportunity to dance the night away with this groups of professional musicians and caller.

Tickets are £10.00 each and include a light supper. Entry by Ticket only. Whipsnade Village Hall, off B4540, LU6 2LG

Real Arts and Crafts - Saturday 19 Oct Craft fair featuring a wide range of high quality crafts

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Make A Bird Feeder/Nest Box -Saturday 26 Oct Help your garden birds this winter. Feed the Birds! Give them a snug home for their family next year! Help our feathered friends get through this chilly winter by making a wooden peanut bird feeder. Chilterns Gateway Centre, Dunstable Road, Whipsnade LU6 2GY

Wear It Pink Day - Saturday 5 Oct Show your support for Breast Cancer Awareness by wearing pink today and joining in the fun in the High Street. With live music, free face painting and special offers from local retailers. Lower High Street, Aylesbury HP20 1SE Stony Stratford Big Draw Family Arts Workshop- Saturday 5 Oct This years theme is ‘Frankenstein’s Workshop’. We will need your help and imagination to create weird and wonderful creatures. York House Centre, London Road, Stony Stratford, Milton Keynes MK11 1JQ

Wyboston Lakes Wedding Fayre - Sunday 27 Oct This event is set in the lovely Willows Centre which is a beautiful, venue for a stunning wedding with lots of space, on site accommodation for all as well as a beautiful courtyard garden! The Willows Centre, Wyboston Lakes, Wyboston MK44 3AL

Craft from Crunchem Hall Primary at The Roald Dahl Museum - Saturday 5 and Sunday 6 Oct Drop-in craft activity for all ages: it’s World Teachers’ Day on Saturday 5 October! Dream up and draw a new teacher to enter into our competition. Try your hand at our free craft and puzzle. 81-83 High Street, Great Missenden HP16 0AL

The Rufus Centre Wedding Showcase- Sunday 27 Oct Come along and see our beautiful wedding suite with sumptuous wedding canopy from 11am to 3pm. You will also have a chance to visit our new ceremony room. The Rufus Centre, Steppingley Road, Flitwick MK45 1AH Ghosts and Ghouls Mystery Trail- Monday 28 Oct to Friday 1 Nov Let your little horrors scare themselves silly this Halloween with our creepy ghosts and ghouls trail at Wrest Park! An English Heritage event. Wrest Park, Silsoe Luton MK45 4HR

Artists and Makers Fair -Saturday 5 and Sunday 6 Oct The hugely successful Artists’ and Makers’ Fair will once again be showcasing 70 of the most talented artists from the South East as it returns to Waddesdon Plant Centre this Autumn.

Waddesdon Manor Plant Centre, Queen Street, Waddesdon HP18 0JW

Mark Rutherford’s People: An Introduction and Reading of his works by Mark Crees - Tuesday 29 Oct Mark Crees, Chair of the Mark Rutherford Society, will present an evening of readings from the work of nineteenth-century author, Mark Rutherford. The Higgins Art Gallery and Museum, Castle Lane, Bedford MK40 3XD

Little Missenden Festival- Fri 11 to Sun 13, Tue 15, Wed 16, Fri 18 to Sun 20 Oct Now in its 54th year, the Little Missenden Festival has been described as ’England’s best kept secret’. The programme offers classic masterpieces, new and early music, jazz, folk. St. John the Baptist Church Little Missenden HP7 0RA

Kids’ Halloween Party - Wednesday 30 Oct Come and celebrate Halloween in Half Term at the Forest Centre at our yearly favourite the Halloween Party. Win a prize for the Best Fancy Dress costume - suitable for kids from 3-10 years.Marston Vale Forest Centre, Station Road, Marston Moretaine MK43 0PS

Little Missenden Festival of Food & Drink Friday 11 to Sunday 13 Oct Promoting regionally produced and internationally acclaimed artisan foods, the Little Missenden Festival of Food & Drink is a great market place for both local and regional producers. JARM Farm, Little Missenden.

Treasure Island - Arrr you ready for some family fun this Autumn?? - Thursday 31 Oct “Ahaar me hearties! A show for a big Yo-HO!!

“Here be a swashbuckling, show-stopping, sailflapping, hand-clapping, toe-tapping, barnacle busting family fun twist on Robert Louis Stevenson’s tale. Grove Theatre, Grove Park, Court Dr, Dunstable LU5 4GP

Beethoven in Aylesbury -Saturday 12 Oct Oxford Philomusica returns to Aylesbury to present a celebration of Beethoven’s music.

Infused with the quintessential qualities of the classical concerto.

Aylesbury Waterside Theatre HP20 1UG MinPin Mini-books at The Roald Dahl MuseumSaturday 12 and Sunday 13 Oct Drop-in craft activity for all ages: it’s Children’s Book Week so head to our craft room to decorate your own MinPin-sized book, ready to write a splendiferous

Bucks listings National Poetry Day - Saturday 5 Oct celebrate National Poetry Day with our resident poet William Cowper and others! Orchard Side, Market Place, Olney MK46 4AJ -27-

Fayre is the place to go for unique and bespoke gifts this Christmas! This wonderful fayre was relaunched in 2012 after a two year break due to restoration of Stowe. Stowe House, Stowe MK18 5EH

story inside. 81 - 83 High Street, Great Missenden HP16 0AL Stamp and Stay Christmas Crafting WeekendFriday 18 to Sunday 20 Oct Treat yourself to some uninterrupted crafting time and get your Christmas Crafting Projects Made. Over the weekend you will make 60 Christmas Cards, Two Gorgeous Gifts. Kents Hill, Milton Keynes MK7 6BZ

Half Term Scavenger Hunt and Craft!- Saturday 26 to Sunday 3 Nov Running all week long.

Collect a scavenger hunt sheet from the Visitor Centre Office, hunt around the park for the items listed, and bring them back to receive a prize! Colne Valley Park Visitor Centre UB9 5PG

Harvest Festival- Saturday 19 and Sunday 20 Oct Join in our traditional harvest festival and find out about the traditions of the past .See the spectacular sight of the 1947 restored thrashing machine in action, Make corn dolly. Chiltern Open Air Museum, Newland Park, Gorelands Lane, Chalfont St Giles HP8 4AB

Halloween Circus -Saturday 26 to Thursday 31 Oct Sessions at 10.30am, 12.30pm, 2.30pm & 4.30pm each day. £5.99 per person Frosts are proud to bring you Britain’s first Halloween themed circus. Frosts Garden Centre, Newport Road, Woburn Sands, Milton Keynes MK17 8UE

Crodswoggling Character Quiz at The Roald Dahl Museum- Saturday 19 and Sunday 20 Oct Drop-in craft activity for all ages: ever wanted to find out more about Roald Dahl’s characters?

Come along to the Museum today and join in with our quiz to do just that. 81 - 83 High Street, Great Missenden HP16 0AL

Halloween Steamings at Buckinghamshire Railway Centre -Sunday 27 Oct, Wed 30 Oct Fun for all the Family in the spookily decorated Visitor Centre; rides on the Spooky train; Spooky Story-telling; Children’s Fancy Dress Competition. Buckinghamshire Railway Centre, Quainton Road Station, Quainton, Aylesbury HP22 4BY

Barry Humphries- Wednesday 23 to Saturday 26 Oct Milton Keynes Theatre, 900 Midsummer Boulevard, Milton Keynes MK9 3NZ

Half Term Activity - Fantastic Frogs! -Tuesday 29 Oct Discover the creepier residents of the Museum’s collections this Halloween and make your own to take home! Bucks County Museum and Roald Dahl Children’s Gallery, Church Street, Aylesbury HP20 2QP

Spooky Halloween Walks- Friday 25 Oct Join The Parks Trust for our ever popular spooky Halloween walks. Booking essential as these walks get more popular each year! Campbell Park Milton Keynes MK9 4AD

Half Term Activity - Spooky Spiders! Wednesday 30 Oct Discover the creepier residents of the Museum’s collections this Halloween and make your own to take home!

Bucks County Museum and Roald Dahl Children’s Gallery, Church Street, Aylesbury HP20 2QP

Black History Month event -Saturday 26 Oct This year we will be dedicating an event for Black History Month on Saturday 26th October through our links with ex slave trader and abolitionist John Newton. Orchard Side, Market Place, Olney MK46 4AJ

Half Term Activity - Brilliant Bats! Thursday 31 Oct Discover the creepier residents of the Museum’s collections this Halloween and make your own to take home! Bucks County Museum and Roald Dahl Children’s Gallery, Church Street, Aylesbury HP20 2QP

Strictly Milton Keynes - Saturday 26 Oct Spectacular Charity Ballroom and Latin Dance Competition. With Pro and local celebrity dancers. MC’d by TV presenter Andrew Castle and special guest judges Matt Baker and Richard Arnold. Bury Farm Equestrian Club, Mill Road, Slapton LU7 9BT

Halloween Spectacular! - Thursday 31 Oct Special late opening at the Museum for an evening of ghostly fun. Trick-or-treating in our historic buildings. Take a trip around the spooky walk if you dare. Chiltern Open Air Museum, Newland Park, Gorelands Lane, Chalfont St Giles HP8 4AB

The Big Draw- Saturday 26 and Sunday 27 Oct Take part in our family-friendly art and craft activities for The Big Draw. Draw your favourite building at the Museum and enter our competition. Chiltern Open Air Museum, Newland Park, Gorelands Lane, Chalfont St Giles HP8 4AB

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Stowe House Christmas Gift Fayre -Saturday 26 and Sunday 27 Oct Stowe House Christmas Gift

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