Passport to Party

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Condor is a cutting-edge post production and VFX company using state of the art technology. Over the years, it has built a network of small companies all over Europe. Recently, it expanded its operations by opening a branch in Cape Town, South Africa. Condor's network enables digital video, audio and other media to be accessed and received instantly at all its offices. This makes online approval for your work easier and more efficient. Soon Condor will start a new service were you can display your own showreel on the internet for free. These will be found at: yourname.showreels.net. www.condordigitalmedia.com





Since its inception at the first Condor/MassiveMusic Party in 2000, MassiveMusic has pursued its vocation: to produce music that makes life worthwhile. MassiveMusic specialises in music composition, sound design and thorough (re)search of music moods. Today MassiveMusic can proudly boast of having offices in New York and Amsterdam with clients all over the world. Recently, it was recognised for outstanding work by achieving fourth place in the International Boards Competition of Music and Sound Design. However, MassiveMusic is still hungry for more success. So if you are a member of a creative team, a producer, a director or an artist, (or just someone with a luminous idea), visit the website for the showreel or call them directly at +31 20 427 2432. www.massivemusic.nl





Condor/MassiveMusic Party 2003 Wednesday June 18th, 21.00 – 02.30 hrs Plage Galion, Cannes Situated on the Plage Galion, Cannes (opposite the magnificent Carlton Hotel), the Condor/ MassiveMusic Party is devised for the privileged few. Due to unprecedented demand this year’s event will have restricted access. Party-addicts and freeloaders must possess this ‘passport to party’ in order to enter, so don’t forget to pack it with your Alka-Seltzers and botox kit. The evenings’ proceedings will be hosted by a glittering line-up of DJs, MCs and OAPs. Specific names have yet to be confirmed; but don’t worry as an announcement will be made sooner than Britain’s entry into the Euro.





By accepting this passport and using it to gain access to the party, you accept, where appropriate, the general terms and conditions of the Condor/MassiveMusic Party. 1 This passport is only valid for the night of June 18th 2003. 2 This passport is a valuable and much sought after document. It should not be allowed to pass into the possession of an unauthorised person such as someone with an irritating ringtone, wearers of novelty ties (especially Wallace & Gromit ones), individuals who laugh at their own jokes, David Beckham look-alikes or competitors of Condor or MassiveMusic. If lost or damaged, the fact and circumstances should be reported immediately to either Condor or the dudes at MassiveMusic. A replacement passport may be issued with restricted validity. However, repeated loss or abuse of the passport will lead to a refusal to issue any replacement and a very lonely night wandering the Croisette. 3 This passport allows the bearer to dance (or network) freely and without hindrance through some of the best grooves ever created. Possession will guarantee entry into a world free from cheese-onsticks, balloons, hairy women and German-techno. 4 This passport must not be altered in any way. Any unauthorised alteration, mutilation or digestion will render it invalid.

5 This passport may not be transferred, whether by bribes or sexual favours. When entering the party the bearer is required to abide by certain party rules. Frivolous fashion statements such as sweatbands, AC-DC t-shirts, silver trainers and Miami-Vice jackets will not be tolerated. Such victims will be ridiculed in front of their friends and detained by Dr. Jelly-Fingers. 6 Party-goers are advised to take adequate measures to cover against a loss of control and the guaranteed hangover. Condor and MassiveMusic are not responsible for individuals who embarrass themselves by moshing off the boulevard or who fail to cope with the lethal combination of slamming beats and free drink. 7 Party-goers who are at risk from advances from senior creatives with ponytails and splash on aftershave are advised to make themselves known immediately to the nearest representative of Condor or MassiveMusic. 8 This passport remains the property of a top creative. However if you have inadvertently stumbled upon it, do not be stupid and hand it in! Just disguise yourself as an artdirector (wear odd clothes and communicate with post-its), and freeload yourself to heaven. 9 Remember the sad bastards in your agency who are unable to attend this party.



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