UofT student protests to free Andrew Tate from prison

males across the world—including this engineering student whose only goal is to free his hero from jail.

about how much that statement has improved my life. I switched from Eng Sci to Chem Eng after reading that. I still cry a lot and nd it di cult to wake up in the morning, but at least my life has changed, you know?” e student also added his number to the poster, “In case someone wanted to show their support and maybe needed a friend to talk to in this time of tragedy.” A total of three people ended up contacting the student to talk about Tate—one of which was a drunk dial at 2 am who thought the name ‘Toot’ was hilarious, and one was a counsellor o ering the student free therapy sessions to help him work on his “problematic ideals.”

It was 7:42 pm on December 29 of last year. A 21-year-old UofT engineering student was scrolling through TikTok looking for ‘NYE at home ideas for singles’ when he discovered the most devastating news that would ruin 2023 for him—Andrew Tate, his inspiration and sole guiding light in life, had been arrested.

“I couldn’t believe my eyes. How could the Romanians do this to my hero?” claimed the student, who has chosen to remain anonymous— because he believes no human other than Tate deserves fame in this world. “Without Andrew, how are the rest of us young men going to learn how to be the Alpha males this society desperately needs?” e student immediately knew he had to protest this atrocity. And what better location to do so than Bahen—the CS and Engineering departments combined would make for the perfect swarm of lonely, single guys looking for any tiny spark of motivation to live.

“I had an awesome idea. I printed out some of Tate’s best work—his tweets—and put up posters.” Engineering students would have to be inspired by some of Tate’s most insightful quotes such as “You will always be depressed if your life is depressing. Change it.” Upon reading the poster, one student even commented: “I still get emotional thinking