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Winter 2011-2012
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My Boyfriend!s Boyfriend!s Shirt Planning to explore your sexuality this winter? Surprise your girlfriend with your secret manlover!s semen-stained t-shirt. She!ll love the soft comfort of wearing the clothing of her man!s man to bed. This item comes pre-worn and runs big, so be sure to size down. Every shirt smells of man and is guaranteed to last four washes.
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The Nutcracker Jeans Tired of feeling the wind between your legs, or any sensation at all in your loins? Leave nothing to the imagination and cause irreprable testicular damage with our Nutcracker Jeans, just in time for the holidays. These jeans are a mix of 2% spandex, 48% raw denim, and 86% jareth. *Y\ZO `V\Y JHQVULZ HUK Ă&#x2026;H[[LU `V\Y family jewels, and watch as they slowly atrophy and fall right off. Comes in stylish slimming, black. $152.99
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Distended Senior Slacks Look distinguished for the winter with a pair of distended senior slacks. Designed to resemble the protrusion of the lower gut that older gentlemen commonly display, these poop pants have an extended front that allows you to achieve that sought after “front butt” look. Match with a vintage blazer or members-only MDFNHW IRU D ´GHPHQWLD FKLTXHµ RXWÀW that will be all the rage at the sock hop. Diapers not included with purchase. $60.00
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6ZLPPHUŇ&#x2039;V +RRGLH $54.99 Don!t let the winter weather keep your water fun on ice. This hoodie will keep you warm in the depths of any pool or sea. Faux fur surrounding the collar and hood is engineered to absorb water and immediately boil it, ensuring your warmth and stylishness. As a bonus, this vest allows you to go for a swim without having to expose any of your weird nipples.
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7UXQN 6XVSHQGHUV What if there was a way to keep your swimming trunks held up around your waste? A way to ditch the fear of losing your trunks and revealing your wet wee-wee to your friends and/or family? There is a way: waterproof trunk suspenders. Finally you can swim without fear and look good doing it.
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Legging Suit Undergarments as outerwear are the hottest trend this season. Inspired by the leggings-aspants look, the legging suit offers the sleekness of a bodysuit and marries it with the skankiness of simply wearing leggings. Perfect for the low maintenance gal with no boundaries, the legging suit says bye-bye to cumbersome tops and pesky skirts and let!s you show off what your mama gave you. (But sometimes your mama gives you a lumpy butt and a camel toe, so we recommend \RX SDLU WKLV RXWÀW ZLWK 8UEDQ 2XWVRXUFHU EUDQG short-shorts.) So slip one of these on and prepare to hit the club, you dumb whore. $49.99
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