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POLICE REPORT
----A 61-year-old Texas man admitted to a hospital not long ago appearing
--Use What You Have: (1) Abbott Griffin, 57, was arrested in Toledo, Ohio, in August
to be falling-down-drunk, even though denying having had even a single drink, was discovered to be unintentionally manufacturing beer in his stomach. With “auto-brewery syndrome,” stomach-based yeast automatically ferments all starches (even vegetables or grains) passing through, converting them into ethanol. Normally, natural stomach bacteria control the yeast, but if, for example, antibiotics had inadvertently eliminated the bacteria, the yeast would prevail. The case was reported in a recent International Journal of Clinical Medicine.
and charged with robbing a Circle K convenience store, during which he had allegedly
GOVERMENT IN ACTION --Update: As several additional states debate permitting marijuana use by a doctor’s prescription, Irvin Rosenfeld presented his own experience in August to a packed house at Kentucky’s state capitol. Rosenfeld suffers from painful bone tumors (diagnosed, with a poor prognosis, in 1963) and began smoking dope in the federal government’s Compassionate Investigational Drug program in 1982 -- since then consuming 130,000 government-supplied joints (12 per day, carefully measured), which he said absolutely had prolonged his life. “I didn’t ask for my bone disease,” he said. “All I asked for is the best medicine possible.” --While Congress struggled recently to pass a budget or an increase to the national debt limit, one program made it through rather easily, according to a September New York Times report: farm subsidies for inactive “farmers.” The subsidies were renewed, based on a 2008 law, virtually assuring that more than 18,000 in-name-only farmers (who received $24 million last year) will not be cut off. Included, according to a 2012 Government Accountability Office report, were recipients at 2,300 “farms” that had not grown a single crop in five years (including 622 without a crop in 10 years). --”Close Enough for Government Work”: The security contractor USIS, which does $2.45 billion worth of background checks for the National Security Agency and other departments (and had cleared file-leaker Edward Snowden and the Washington Navy Yard shooter Aaron Alexis), gets paid only for completed files. However, full background checks often require months of work, and at some point, reported The New York Times in September, when USIS needed cash, it would “flush” still-open files, treating them as completed, and submit them for payment -- as happened with the files of Snowden and Alexis. In both cases, reported the Times, subsequent, crucial information failed to make it into the flushed files.
UNDIGNIFIED DEATHS
--(1) A 68-year-old hiker with a broken ankle was killed in Mansfield, Australia, following his “successful” lift from the bush by an Ambulance helicopter. Moments after he was raised, he fell to his death. (2) A 52-year-old man was killed in an explosion in Rowan County, Ky., in July when he lit a cigarette while hooked up to an oxygen supply. The man had already survived three explosions under the same circumstances.
in Seattle was charged in August with assaulting another in a dispute over TV-set volume, using a tub of butter-substitute. (3) Ms. Honesty Keener, 37, was convicted in Gloucester County, N.J., in August of a 2011 break-in during which she demanded money from the female resident under threat of rubbing her open sores over the resident’s skin. --New Kinds of Field Sobriety Tests: (1) Deaaron Hearn, 22, was arrested in Iowa City, Iowa, in October after the traffic officer told him to summon a friend to drive his car home, and Hearn responded by reaching into his pocket, clumsily placing a $20 bill to his ear, and attempting a phone call. (2) In October, with her two children waiting in the car at a Holyoke, Mass., Shell gas station, Brenda Diaz, 26, allegedly attacked the store’s Slushie machine, naked (before police arrived to taser, pepper-spray and arrest her). --Surely, most shoplifting occurs because the thieves wish merely to obtain goods without paying. Occasionally, as with the arrest of Christopher Wiener, 26, in Fargo, N.D., in July, an alternative theory suggests itself and raises the question: Would it be more embarrassing to be seen actually purchasing an artificial vagina (from the Romantix adult bookstore) than to be arrested for shoplifting it?
PEOPLE DIFFERENT FROM US
--”We Treat Them Like Family”: (1) Deborah Cipriani, 55, of North Ridgefield, Ohio, runs from her home America’s only rescue center for skunks, and naturally, she told London’s Daily Mail in October, some of her companions like to sleep with her in bed (which is reportedly fine with partner Kevin). (2) Diane Westcott and her husband (also named Kevin), of Layton, Utah, have four cats and a dog, but since 2003 also at least one goose, who of course also sleeps with her. “Gladys” wears diapers because, as Diane explained (with understatement), it is “not possible” to potty train a goose.
GREAT ART! --The missing element in obtuse doctoral dissertations in science is that they cannot be danced to, according to writer John Bohannon and the American Association for the Advancement of Science, which has established an annual “Dance Your Ph.D” video competition, and this year’s finalists were being selected at press time. Sarah Wilk was an entrant, featured in a Wall Street Journal report using glowing green balls and a flaming Hula-Hoop to help illustrate her “Odd-Z Transactinide Compound Nucleus Reactions Including Discovery of 260-Bh.” So was Peter Liddicoat, using a chorus line of a juggler and a ballerina and others for “Evolution of Nanostructural Architecture in 7000 Series Aluminum Alloys During Strengthening by Age-Hardening and Severe Plastic Deformation.”
NEWS OF THE WEIRD CLASSIC 2008 --Leading Economic Indicator: Rising prices of synthetic fertilizers and organic foods have intensified the collection of bird droppings on 20 climatically ideal islands off the coast of Peru where 12-inch-thick seabird guano coats the land. In the 19th century, China fought with Peru on the high seas for the right to mine the guano, which at that time was 150 feet high in places. Said an official of the Peruvian company that controls guano production (to a New York Times reporter in May (2008)), “Before there was oil, there was guano, so of course we fought wars over it.” The exceptionally dry climate means that 12,000 to 15,000 tons of guano are available yearly.
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DAVE GODDESS G RO U P
In Their Wheelhouse at The Funhouse From left: Dave Goddess, Mark Buschi, Tom Brobst and Tom Bazylak
venues so it does kind of become a blur,” says Goddess. The band can now say that they’ve finally played The Funhouse and should get their picture up on the wall of this legendary South Bethlehem bar that caters to bands and artists that perform mostly original music. Tom Brobst’s talented daughter, Katie, jumped up with the band to sing a couple classic DLB tunes. She helped out on “Tragic Flaw” and “I Got Wheels.” Brobst said, “That was about the best “Tragic Flaw” we ever played. That song has energy of its own. It’s like the more we play it, the more energy it has. It’s like an old pair of jeans. It fits.” Dave Goddess Band fits at The Funhouse. Many of the old Daddy Licks Band fans came out for a bit of nostalgia but also to hear the new music from Dave Goddess Group. Plenty of the younger patrons showed their appreciation, too. Goddess is mindful of the band’s longevity and the loyalty of the fans. “We love coming back here. We have family here. I’m here to rehearse all the time. It’s fun to see people out there after a long time. And it’s fun to see them singing the songs and still knowing them. It’s great. I’m very grateful for it actually. And the fact that we can do this for such a long time and we still have people who give a damn about it and we still can. And, we can still create. You know, that’s the other thing. I think it’s very important to keep creating.”
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Saturday night, as former Philadelphia Phillie, Shane Victorino, now with the Boston Red Sox, found a pitch in his wheelhouse hitting what would be the eventual game-winning grand slam home run in the bottom of the seventh at Fenway Park in Boston propelling the Red Sox into the World Series against the St. Louis Cardinals, a different group of players was also belting hits out of the park at The Funhouse in South Bethlehem. New York-based Dave Goddess Group played two highly entertaining sets, reaching back into their Daddy Licks Band catalogue of a couple decades ago, playing most of 2011’s Something New release, and giving us a preview of some new tunes due to be released before year’s end. “I think it’s been a year since we played out. Obviously, we rehearsed. We’ve been writing songs, working them out, arranging them and then rehearsing them and recording them. It’s a slow process of discovery and pain,” says Dave Goddess. If the writing and the recording are Goddess’ agony, the finished product is his ecstasy. “Actually, for me, the writing part – it’s not very much fun doing it. It’s kind of fun when it’s done. It’s great when you can say, ‘I wrote that song’ but trying to do it is a different story. I try to be alone. For me, I gotta sweat it out. I try to look at what’s going on around me, how I feel about things. For me, it’s better if I work on things that are personal because then I feel like I know what I’m talking about. I don’t just make stuff up.” Goddess, who describes himself as a “craftsman - a guy that gets inspired” - when it comes to songwriting, talks about the creative process he goes through when writing new music. “I just start with rhythm sections and chords and I try to write a good chorus. I usually start with an idea of what the name of the song’s going to be. I start working that into a chorus then I just work through the changes and start to write lyrics. I would then take it to the band
and see what they can do with it. I would just kind of throw it out there - try to play it three or four or five different ways. There’s a lot of ways to approach this stuff.” He says, “I’m not one of these guys that writes a song in a day. I’ll write a song in like two months – in little spurts. I keep looking back at it then I change it and I see it in a different way. I’m not in a hurry because I’m just not. Why would I be in a hurry? Some guys sit down to write a song and if they don’t write it in an hour, they throw it out. I’ve never been that way.” The band is Goddess on guitar and vocals, Mark Buschi on bass and vocals, Tom Brobst on sax, keyboards and vocals and Tom Bazylak on drums and vocals. Saturday, they began their show with “Something New”, a catchy rocker and title track from their last studio release then flashed back to The Daddy Licks Band era with the timeless classic, “Just A Little (Goes A Long Way).” This fun, upbeat song brought to mind all the great DLB shows back in the 80s at places like The Green Pine Inn and Acorn Hotel where I got my first taste of Licks with the late, great Scott Hott on lead guitar. I asked Goddess if he recalls ever playing at The Funhouse. “I don’t know if we’ve ever played here. We used to play the Fourth Street Saloon which was two or three doors down. One time, we sat around and figured out how many times we’ve played. We’ve probably played thousands of times at hundreds of
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What’s there to say about Pearl Jam that hasn’t already been said? They are an iconic band with a career spanning over two decades. They’ve sold out, and continue to sell out, major concert arenas. They are also political and social activists, from speaking out about environmental protection to boycotting concert ticket selling conglomerate Ticketmaster. Yet something the band hasn’t done recently is release an album. It’s been four years since we last saw a studio album from Pearl Jam. It’s not to say they have been sitting on their couch eating cheese curls in the meantime. In fact, they have been busy playing festival shows and doing brief tours; PJ was the last band to perform at the Philly Spectrum. Frontman Eddie Vedder has also been keeping busy writing and recording some solo music. In 2011, there was a rockumentary directed by Cameron Crowe called Twenty, also known as PJ20, charting their 20 years as a band. So, despite taking a few years off from writing and recording, avid PJ fans were not left high and dry. In fact I just had a conversation with my fellow
much of an awesome lyricist Eddie Vedder is; he’s probably the one of the best from our generation. Vedder’s ability to tell a story through his lyrics is clearly evident in “My Father’s Son.” With the lyrics, “I come from a genius / I am my father’s son / yeah, too bad he was a psychopath and now I’m the next in line / lonely nest, dear mother, yes, surely she’s a work of art / I never got top dollar / but she gave us all a star,” this song is about dealing with the hand that you’re dealt; as soon as you are born your
a killer riff provided by guitarists Mike McCready and Stone Gossard.
Bone rocker, Gina Crash, about Pearl Jam and she made the remark that they are very loyal to their fans. This is evident with Pearl Jam’s official fan club, the Ten Club, which can be found on their website. The Ten Club is described as a “fan organization started by Pearl Jam in 1990 as a way for the band to give back to their fans and create a community around Pearl Jam’s music.” For a very small yearly fee ($20) fans get an annual PJ booklet, vinyl 45 single, priority ticketing, access to exclusive content on the website, and a monthly email newsletter. They even went as far as giving one superfan the ultimate experience by flying him out to Amsterdam to attend a few shows and meet the band. In addition to that, the superfan got to choose the songs that Pearl Jam played live! The set list he created has been called by many the greatest Pearl Jam has ever performed. It’s because of this closeness with the fans that the band can go a few years without releasing any new material. Luckily, for fans and superfans alike, they are treated to a new 12-song EP entitled Lightning Bolt. The very catchy “Getaway” is the album’s lead track. With “Mind Your Manners,” I actually got my hopes thinking that they might be releasing an old school punk album, but this is not the case. It is a perfect choice for a first radio single, which is currently in heavy rotation on The Bone. If I were to describe Pearl Jam to someone who didn’t know, I would start off by saying how
life is cut out for you depending on your upbringing and surroundings. The album’s second release, “Sirens,” deals with the importance of love in the face of mortality. One of my favorites off the album is the very eerie “Pendulum.” This is a song that I would like to see performed live. The old school sounding “Swallowed Whole” takes me back to the band’s Vs. days. The very bluesy “Let The Records Play” has
Despite some mixed reviews, I actually enjoyed this album. Though it’s nothing ground breaking, it is enough to keep their very loyal fans tide over until the next release, which could be a couple years from now. In the meantime, hopefully you got the chance to check them out this past Monday and/or Tuesday when they rocked Philly’s Wells Fargo Center!
Crank It Getaway Mind Your Manners Pendulum Skip It Lightning Bolt Infallible Yellow Moon
Scotty Brilliant is the Afternoon Drive Personality on The Valley’s Real Rock Station, 107 The Bone. Hit Scotty up for a Road Rage or Work Release Friday request, or let him know if there is a new album you want him to review! Find him on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/ScottyBrilliant.
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PLOT: Carrie White (Chloë Grace Moretz) is an outcast at her high school, where she’s mercilessly bullied by local queen bee Chris Hargensen (Portia Doubleday). Feeling pity for her, Sue Snell (Gabriella Wilde) convinces her nice-guy jock boyfriend (Ansel Elgort) to take her to the prom, but she doesn’t know that Chris has a terrible surprise in store for Carrie. However, Carrie’s got a few surprises of her own, including a gift for telekinesis that- despite her devoutly religious mother’s (Julianne Moore) best efforts- is about to get out. REVIEW: Kimberly Peirce’s CARRIE is a textbook example of why good films should not be remade unless the filmmaker in question has a fresh take on the material. Peirce is no doubt a good director. BOYS DON’T CRY is a terrific film, and STOP-LOSS wasn’t half-bad either. The key difference is that both of those films were about something Peirce seemed to engage with emotionally and intellectually. CARRIE feels like a paycheck job.
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The only new angle Peirce is able to bring to CARRIE is that with YouTube and cyber-bullying, CARRIE’s high school experience has gotten much worse. The infamous “period-in-the-shower” scene is recreated here, with Carrie’s ordeal now being posted on the net for all to gawk at. This works. However, another modern change backfires terribly when Peirce has Moretz’ Carrie research telekinesis on the internet, and master her new powers long before the big prom scene. Peirce seems to be trying to make Carrie a stronger, more modern girl, but by doing so it undermines the tragic side of the character. Moretz seems too smart, too confident and too pretty to be playing the part, and her makeover feels like something out of SHE’S ALL THAT, rather than Stephen King. Oddly, this choice has made her less sympathetic, as Sissy Spacek played Carrie as someone that’s frightened of her powers, and truly isolated from her peers at school. She was a victim. Here, Carrie seems like just another horror baddie. One area where Peirce could have improved upon the original is her depiction of the bullies, but if Nancy Allen and John Travolta were just a couple of believably dumb kids in the original, Portia Doubleday and Alex Russell are hilariously two-dimensional and evil. The both glower and glare at the camera, with several of their lines eliciting laughs from the audience that was present at the press screening. If Peirce’s intention was to make them three-dimensional, it can’t be denied that she utterly fails in this regard. Gabriella Wilde and Ansel Elgort fare better as the nice-kids that are sympathetic to Carrie, giving them believably contemporary spins on the roles played by Amy Irving and William Katt in the original. The two of them, plus Judy Greer as the no-nonsense, but sympathetic gym teacher, and Barry Shabaka Henley as the flustered principal are CARRIE’s only moderately positive points. Marco Beltrami’s generic horror score is a particularly weak substitute for Pino Donaggio’s over-the-top, but gorgeous score in De Palma’s original. I suspect the only audience that really might get something out of this CARRIE remake is the audience that hasn’t yet discovered the original film, although they’d be well advised to save their money and watch De Palma’s original film instead. Even better, just read the book.
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pull large objects. Which means that if we want to survive into the next 50 years, we’ll probably need to start deflecting now. Although Russia, China and even Iran are amping up their space programs, NASA is the world’s premiere space program and therefore humanity’s only hope for asteroid deflection, but has been drained year after year due to budget cuts and more Congressional money squabbling. So to add my bit to the mass hysteria, if we see a day when robot overlords take over the earth and we will all have to read their instruction manuals in Chinese, we will only be able to do so if America deflected those asteroids and saved the world. USA! USA!
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According to mass hysteria there are three distinct possibilities for what our world will look like in 50 years. 1) We will be at the mercy of Chinese overlords. 2) We will be at the mercy of robot overlords. 3) We will no longer exist. (Me? I’m publically in favor of option number 2, though I’ll address numbers 3 and 1 below. When our technologically superior leaders come across this article via their Petabyte per second processors, I want them to know that I supported them from the beginning.) At the moment though, what all of these scenarios have in common is that they all include an element of traditional American decline. Although America remains the world’s superpower, especially given the events of the past few weeks, it’s not hard to see where this idea might come from. As more of a brief aside on me, writing for The Valley Beat isn’t my day job. In fact, I’m a scientist by trade. The government shut down didn’t directly put me out of work, but it did impact my job. Many large-scale scientific institutions are funded directly by the government in the same way that National Parks are. Until the Panda Cam went back online, NIST (The National Institute of Standards and Technology) and more famously NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) remained offline as well. Now that the shutdown is over, those institutions are officially back up and running. The problem though is that the root cause of the government shutdown was not addressed. Partisan squabbling over where the government should spend taxpayer (our) money has not been agreed upon with any decisiveness. What ended the shutdown was a feeble resolution to simply keep things the way that they were before. Additionally Congress gave itself several more months to do the job that they were supposed to have done weeks ago. Shifting back to the future, I’ll address option number 3. Earlier this week astronomers in the Ukraine announced that they have discovered a massive asteroid that could impact earth
in 2032. Many tonnes of space debris fall to earth all the time, but only a few asteroids are large enough to potentially affect large-scale life on earth. This asteroid is one of those. The new asteroid, 2013 TV135, currently ranks at 1 on the Torino Scale. For reference, the Torino scale is a measure of probability of asteroid impact and devastation. 0 is either 0% probability or trivial devastation. And 10 is 100% probability of impact and the end of days. For further reference the asteroid Apophis (named after the Egyptian god of destruction), which has a 1 in 38 chance of killing us all in 2029, only ranks at zero. At the moment 2013 TV135 and only one other known asteroid have a non-zero Torino Scale ranking. Unfortunately, asteroids are hard to detect and even more difficult to deflect. Unlike what those crazy Hollywood paranoids would tell you, the answer to saving the world is not to blow up these huge chunks of space rock, but to slowly pull them away using gravity. The keyword here is slowly. It takes a long time to gravitationally
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Ingredients
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• 1 can (10 oz.) RO*TEL Original Diced Tomatoes & Green Chilies, undrained • 1 lb. (16 oz.) VELVEETA, cut into 1/2inch cubes Directions • Combine undrained tomatoes and cheese in microwaveable bowl. • Microwave on high for 5 minutes or until VELVEETA is melted completely and mixture is blended, stirring after 3 minutes.
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the world. The Karaoke World Championship is an international competition that features many countries. So for those of you who only sing in the shower, have no fear - amateurs are welcome! Great fun, entertainment, (and a few laughs) await. Head out for some karaoke!
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If you’ve ever dreamed of singing before a live audience, with a microphone in hand, while belting out your favorite ballads, then karaoke is for you! Karaoke is an interactive entertainment machine in which an amateur performer sings along with recorded music using a microphone and a public address system. Songs are usually well-known pop songs, and lyrics are displayed on a video screen to guide the singer. Popularity of karaoke in the U.S. has occurred in the last 20 years, but it has been hugely popular in Asian countries since the 1970’s. Interestingly , there was a karaoke-like television series produced by NBC from 1961 to 1966, called ‘Sing Along with Mitch’ in which home viewers could sing along with the host and his chorus, while lyrics were shown on the TV screen. The first karaoke box is believed to have been invented in Japan in 1971. The original creator leased the machines to businesses for their social events. The fad caught on and became standard entertainment at dinner parties. By the 1990’s, technological advances transformed karaoke into an elaborate and profitable pastime in lounges and nightclubs. Stand-alone consumer versions popped up all over. Karaoke booths, in countries like the Philippines and Taiwan, were as common as lottery machines. High-end karaoke lounges were created, with full staff, ornate lobbies, thousands of songs to choose from, and food and drink service. Karaoke Jockeys were referred to as ‘KJ’s.’ Karaoke video games developed for systems like Nintendo, PlayStation and Xbox are extremely popular. Some give users the ability to download new music. In 2003, Chinese car maker Geely Automobile made history by equipping a vehicle with a karaoke machine. Europe’s first commercial “karaoke cab” was a London taxi with a karaoke
machine inside for riders to use while in the cab. Karaoke skills are taken quite seriously. Many singers have certain songs which they are especially good at and which show off their singing abilities. Contests and competitions with cash prizes are held all over
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ARIES (3/21 – 4/19) The middle half of the week is just about right, and you should be ready to take action at a moment’s notice -- as soon as the mood strikes you, really! You’re not guaranteed of success, but you’ve got a good feeling. Expect to see some modifications to your reputation as the weekend moves in. Some are good, some not so much, but you can handle it all.
TAURUS (4/20 – 5/20) You’re feeling pretty good, if a little uncertain, as the week rolls in, and you may find that your social standing improves quite a bit without your having to do much of anything. It’s a good time to work with large groups. Try not to let this get to your head, though, as self-righteousness is a big no-no midweek. People are looking out for signs of ego and they are sure to come down quite hard on them. Good energy starts to trickle back in on Friday, and you reconnect with your deepest ideals over the weekend. GEMINI (5/21 – 6/21) If anything, you may want to just entrench yourself and let others take all the risks! Jump back into the action midweek and let yourself take charge when necessary, because your energy is just right for influencing events for the better. Work should go your way without fail. Your social life gets interesting on Friday -- people seem to be communicating through pheromones and body language, and the weekend is rife with mysteries. CANCER (6/22 – 7/22) You need to say ‘no’ to pretty much anything that’s new. That might disappoint kids or coworkers, but it’s definitely the right thing to do. You may be torn between different options on Tuesday through Thursday, but if you can play Hamlet long enough, you ought to be able to stall for the time you need to really dig into the issues at hand. Things come into much sharper focus on Friday and through the weekend, so you ought to know full well what to do by then.
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LEO (7/23 - 8/22) You can at least see your friends and family and recognize when they’re going through their own tough times. Soon you can pull out of your reflective time and help, if needed. Romance is on your mind for much of the week, and it may be a good time to commit or recommit to someone you care about. Your sunny energy is perfect for new beginnings! You should direct your efforts over the weekend toward helping people, from immediate family members to the underprivileged in third world countries. VIRGO (8/23 - 9/22) Something small attracts your attention -- and curiosity -- as you start the week, and it may be in the back part of your mind for quite a while if it doesn’t become clear right away. Try not to force your will on the world too much for much of the week, especially Tuesday through Thursday, as it’s difficult to have much of an effect and it’s just best to follow along for the time being. Your creative energy opens up on Friday, though, and you should be able to have good fun with it if you let your mind roam far and wide.
LIBRA (9/23 - 10/22) You must decide between your giving and your needy sides -- and, either way, things aren’t going to be quite right for a while. You can compromise, but it might take some effort. Ideals are important this week, and if you can bring your work and home lives back in line with your beliefs, you should start to feel much better and might make up some key ground. Your emotional side might be a little off-balance this weekend, but it’s just because you’re making progress in one area of life. SCORPIO (10/23 - 11/21) You feel amazingly confident in your abilities this week, and should make the most use of them as possible in one day. You might blow away the competition before they realize what’s happening! Things get bigger and bigger as the week progresses -- so much so that you might start to get nervous on Wednesday or Thursday. Don’t worry too much, though, as you can handle all the new people and experiences coming your way. Make your play on Friday or Saturday, and make sure that you are first in line when things start to really happen. SAGITTARIUS (11/22 - 12/21) It’s a quiet week for you, though things do get interesting for a while. You’d just as soon prefer to keep to yourself for the most part, and might get some solid work done with your door shut. The middle of the week brings amazing energy your way, but you should use it to dig up information or chat up key players to get a better understanding of what’s going on socially. The weekend is perfect for taking care of your own needs and building up your means of self-sufficiency as best you can. CAPRICORN (12/22 - 1/19) Sometimes it’s just as sweet to ask for help as it is to offer. If you’re feeling down midweek, just persevere through the darkness. You should start to see glimmers of hope by Thursday, and remarkable success after that. Your hard work pays off this weekend, so you might feel justified in blowing off some obligation and celebrating in any fashion that feels right to you and your people. AQUARIUS (1/20 - 2/18) It’s not likely that you can get total privacy, but that’s still a goal worth striving for. The next few days in the week are much more social for you, and you ought to seek out groups of people who hold similar views or might challenge you in interesting ways. It’s a great way to rekindle romantic feelings, too! Communication troubles get in the way of your home life somewhat this weekend, but you ought to be able to understand what’s happening even if you can’t articulate the issues.
PISCES (2/19 - 3/20) Work issues dominate the week, so expect a fair amount of time spent away from the home (at least mentally). Your good energy helps you with closing deals and signing new agreements on Monday, and you should proceed at full speed. Problems are sure to arise midweek, but if you keep pushing and communicating freely, you should be able to make acceptable progress. Leadership is important on Friday and through the weekend, and it may be up to you to provide it. Don’t hesitate -- you’ve got to act like you mean it!
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The Pub On Main 102 E. Main St 610-966-2275 Tuesdays: Billy Patrick Thursdays: Comedy Night 10/26 Halloween Bash The Longswamp Tavern 20 Gap Road 610-702-3700 10/26 From The Wreckage
OREFIELD Leather Corner Post 6855 Horeshoe Road 610-395-1782 Tuesday: Trivia w/ DJ Slacker Wednesday: Acoustic Jam Thursday: Open Jam 10/25 Romeo Halloween Pty 10/26 James Supra Band
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Puck 1 Printers Alley 215-348-9000 10/25 Wannamaker Lewis 10/26 The Planets Chambers 19 / The Other Side 19 N. Main Ave 215-348-1940 The Farmhouse Tavern 380 N. Main St 215-345-9373 10/25 Mike Greer 10/27 Jack O’Leary
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PC Pub Restaurant & Sports Bar 500 Pottstown Ave 215-679-4900 Thur/Fri/Sat: DJ The Perk 501 E. Walnut St. 215-257-8483 Wednesdays: Open Mic Thursdays: Trivia Night Saturday: Karaoke
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The Grandview Gentlemens Club Rt 435 570-842-2661 Tuesday: College/Miltary Night 11/7 Amateur Night
STROUDSBURG Sarah Street Grill 550 Quaker Alley 570-424-9120 Wednesday: Open Mic 10/25 Baby Cave Band 10/26 Baby Cave Band 10/27 Pocono Duo 10/29 Steve McDaniel
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Let’s face it: like it or not, douchebags (“d-bags” for short) rule the dating world. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve witnessed the proverbial hot chick with one or another species of d-bag. Oftentimes, it happens when I’m shopping—at the mall or grocery store—minding my own business, and I see it: a gorgeous, 20-something young woman will wander into Kenny Luck my sight. All of a sudden, time stops, and I forget who I am and what I am doing. She is so attractive that her hotness will melt your face. Then, like a hammer fist to the ribs, he appears from behind: her man, the d-bag. “How can this be?” I wonder. “How can he get with someone like her?” The d-bag is an affront to nature, a contradiction to common sense, a virus to the health of modern society. Nevertheless, in the masculine war over who gets the girl, in the battle between the d-bag and the gentleman, the latter is losing… and losing badly. I’ve spent years pondering this subject, and I’ve realized that the d-bag ethos is comprised of metaphysical qualities (attitude) and physical manifestations (appearance). I want to deconstruct the douchebag, attempting to figure out what puts the “d” in “d-bag.” And, from what I can gather, the d-bag essence is made of five things. If you want to spot a d-bag, here’s what to look for: 1. D-bag attire: The tilted hat. The bling. The popped collar. The most outward manifestation of douchebags, the d-bag attire is the quickest way to ID a d-bag in the wild. 2. D-bag hobbies: Most d-bags, while lacking any innate intelligence, tend to spend their leisure time fixing cars, drinking Guinness and watching organized sports, most notably the NFL. D-bags recoil at any sign of high culture, such as film, art and literature. 3. D-bag attitude: Displaying a false confidence, the d-bag relies on this faux brand of distorted masculinity to attract girls, often succeeding, despite my disbelief. The d-bag’s indifference makes him look cool, so not caring is a primary tool in the toolbag’s toolkit. 4. D-bag Vocabulary: Words like “Bro” and “Boss” are signs that you’re in the presence of a douchebag. D-bags also use non-verbal signals—a type of d-bag sign language, if you will—relying on expressions like kissy lips and sexually-laced hand signals to spread their douchitude. 5. D-bag habitat: Dance clubs, car shows and sports bars are among some of the environments where the douchebag feels most at home. Free to interact with his fellow douches, the d-bag lurks in these locations, waiting to prey upon any unsuspecting hotties who may enter. If you’re a woman, be warned: enter these habitats at your own risk, for it’s the d-bag’s native territorial hunting grounds. Douchebags, their vocabulary and habitats, attitudes and attire, are not limited to this list. So, ladies, the next time you’re enjoying your Malibu Bay Breeze at the bar, be on the lookout for d-bags, their lame pick-up lines and their insidious motives.
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A man named Bill woke up on his birthday. His wife and kids didn’t even say good morning to him. So, he left for work in a huff. His receptionist, Joanna, said happy birthday. “Thanks, Joanna. That’s the nicest thing anyone’s said to me all day.” Bill relied, pleased. So he worked until his lunch break, when Joanna asked if he fancied a lunch. Instead of taking their usual lunch just outside, they went to a big beautiful bistro. “ My apartment is just around the corner. Would you like to visit?” Joanna asked. “Sure, why not?” Bill replied. At her apartment, Bill sat down on the couch. Joanna said she’d be right back and stepped into the bedroom. Minutes later, she came back out followed by Bills family, friends, and co-workers. Bill just sat there... naked. The price of beauty An old man is walking down the street one afternoon when he sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, “Hey miss, would you let me BITE your breasts for $100?” “Are you nuts?!” she replies, and keeps walking away. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. “Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000?” he asks again. “Listen you; I’m not that kind of woman! Got it?” So the little old man runs around the next block and faces her again, “Would you let me bite your breasts - just once - for $10,000?!” She thinks about it for a while and says, “Hmmmmm, $10,000... Ok, just once, but not here. Let’s go to that dark alley over there.” So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them - but not biting them. The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, ‘Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?’ “Nah,” says the little old man... “Costs too much!” The 13 things that PMS stands for... 1. Pass My Shotgun 2. Psychotic Mood Shift 3. Perpetual Munching Spree 4. Puffy Mid-Section 5. People Make me Sick 6. Provide Me with Sweets 7. Pardon My Sobbing 8. Pimples May Surface 9. Pass My Sweatpants 10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
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