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LEAD STORY: SELF APPRECIATION

LEAST COMPETENT CRIMINALS

Everyone’s Above Average: Ask Americans how they stand compared to their fellow countrymen, and in survey after survey, the vast majority rank themselves “above average” in such areas as driving skill, sexual prowess, and general honesty. A recent study of English prisoners, published in the British Journal of Social Psychology, revealed that those miscreants think they, too, are in the upper half. They rate themselves above average (whether compared to Britons in prison or in society at large) in compassion, generosity, dependability, trustworthiness and honesty. In fact, the only trait on the University of Southampton survey on which the criminals failed to rank themselves as better than the typical Brit was “law-abidingness.” On that trait, the inmates rated themselves merely as “average.”

--According to a police report, Tevin Monroe, 31, walked into a McDonald’s in Norfolk, Va., in December to inquire about a job, asked a manager for an application, and was told that the form was available online and that he should go download it. The manager’s response left Monroe dissatisfied, and he lifted his shirt to show the manager the gun in his waistband. The manager quickly located a paper application for Monroe (but also discreetly summoned police, who arrived and arrested Monroe while he was still filling out the form).

COMPELLING EXPLANATIONS -- Pastor Ray Scott Teets, 66, of Fallen Timbers Community Chapel in Springhill Township, Pa., arrested in November for alleged “inappropriate contact” with an 11-year-old girl (daughter of parishioners) on at least three occasions, denied to police that the meetings were inappropriate. The girl, he said, requested counseling with him and suggested that the sessions take place in the storage shed in back of the chapel. (The girl said there were six meetings, lasting about 15 minutes each, and denied initiating them.) -- Robert Bourque, 55, was convicted of DUI in Sarnia, Ontario, in October, but continued to deny the charge. He admitted he had four beers on the day of the traffic stop but said the Breathalyzer result was misleading because he had recently poured alcohol into his ears to test his theory about how Jesus healed the sick. (Bourque was acting as his own lawyer.) -- The mother and other relatives of William Medina, 24, said they felt hurt by the public’s comments suggesting that Medina and his partner in the November Reading, Pa., armed robbery were “thugs.” William was a “family man” -- “no big hard criminal,” his mother said. The two robbers, armed and wearing masks, were gunned down by a Krick’s Korner customer who said he feared the worst when he saw the robbers leading a store employee at gunpoint into a back room. A Medina cousin said he deplored people’s taking the law into their own hands.

THE ARISTOCRATS! Love the One You’re With: (1) Lydell Coleman, 36, was charged with felony indecent exposure in Seattle in December. He had allegedly dropped his pants outside the Sub Shop at Westwood Village and begun “humping” the front window. (2) Edwin Tobergta, 34, was sentenced to 11 months in prison in November after his earlier guilty plea in Hamilton, Ohio, to “having sex,” naked, with a rubber pool float, in front of children. (3) An inebriated Andrew Davidson, 25, was arrested in July on a train between Aberdeen, Scotland, and Glasgow after foisting himself on a beverage cart and “humping” it, shouting “I want to kiss you, I want to (have sex with) you.”

PERSPECTIVE --For nearly 30 years, until 2007, the U.S. national symbol, the bald eagle, was endangered and protected, but officially they (along with golden eagles) are now so insignificant that the government is willing to endure dozens of them being chopped to death annually in the blades of “clean energy” wind turbines. An Associated Press investigation in December revealed that the federal government is purposely ignoring the eagles’ attrition out of fear that outraged conservationists’ campaigns will hinder development of wind power as an alternative to coal-produced electricity. (Another recent AP investigation revealed a similar painful choice in the continued commitment to ethanol as a cleaner alternative fuel even though that cleanliness is being increasingly questioned, and even though ethanol production requires the massive diversion of corn that could inexpensively feed millions of hungry people worldwide.)

FINE POINTS OF THE LAW --Michael Robertson, 31, argued via a lawyer before Massachusetts’s highest court in November that his arrest for taking “upskirt” photographs of a woman on the subway should be tossed out -- asserting that he has a constitutional right to take pictures of anything that is not covered up in public. Said his lawyer (a woman), noting that the victim’s skirt provided only partial covering, “If a clothed person reveals a body part whether it was intentional or unintentional, he or she cannot expect privacy.” (Robertson’s case had been suspended at the trial court while he seeks a ruling on his legal interpretation.) --The December federal court decision, by Judge William Pauley, dismissing a challenge to the National Security Agency’s phone surveillance program, suggested that even if a citizen might prove that his constitutional right to privacy was being violated, that person could never know it in the first place and thus never challenge, because Congress purposely made the NSA program secret.

SUSPICIONS CONFIRMED --University of Alabama football fan Adrian Briskey, 28, was charged in December with the fatal shooting of a 36-year-old woman (also a Bama fan) at a postgame gathering in Hoover, Ala., to commiserate over the team’s last-second loss to arch-rival Auburn. According to the victim’s sister, Briskey was angry at the woman because she was insufficiently distraught at the game’s outcome.

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Wicked Beaver from left: Kristin Bond, Chris Lane, Andy Stewart, Lincoln LaBar excellent solo acoustic versions of Sublime’s “What I Got” and Deep Blue Something’s “Breakfast At Tiffany’s.” After Kibler’s set, Wicked Beaver got back to rocking with 3 Doors Down’s “Kryptonite” followed by The Stones’ “Sympathy for the Devil.” Guitarist Chris Lane showed his skills on “Sympathy” with some great licks on the guitar solo. Lane was quite impressive throughout the evening as he shredded on Van Halen’s “Eruption” and then launched right into “Panama.” Wicked Beaver played great classic rock covers from ZZ Top, Quiet Riot, The Offspring, Black Sabbath, Ozzy Osbourne, CCR, Alanis Morissette, AC/DC, Metallica, Neil Young and Tom Petty in addition to everything else. So how’s that for variety? Bang your Beaver head, Baby! Wicked Beaver is wicked good! The good thing about this Wicked Beaver band is that they’re based right here in the Lehigh Valley and you really don’t need to go on a Beaver hunt into Jersey to see them although they are grateful when they see their fellow Pennsylvanians follow them across rivers and state lines. Check out their Facebook page for future gigs and check out Brian Kibler’s page, too! It’s all about Bands That Rock!

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Beavers get a bad rap. Whether they’re of the rodent variety or of the 1950s TV character variety, the Beaver has been unfairly branded a pest. Even the word Beaver has been hijacked and given a sexually suggestive alternative meaning. As a kid living in Philadelphia, who often took road trips north on Route 309 to Allentown to visit my grandmother, I would eagerly look for the castle-like structures of Beaver College, a familiar landmark that evokes fond memories of my childhood whenever I pass by there usually on my way to The Keswick Theater in Glenside. As a youngster, I told my dad that I wanted to attend Beaver College when I grew up when he informed me that it was a girls-only school. Dam! The final insult was when the college’s administrators bowed to the pressure and the perceived negative connotations that the word “Beaver” engendered by renaming the school Arcadia University. That always gnawed at me. Beavers are noble critters and should not be the subject of so much ridicule. They’re loggers, builders, pretty good swimmers and they have some impressive teeth. If humans were as industrious as Beavers, think how much more productive our society would be. Beavers have taken the abuse long enough so it’s no surprise that we have a Wicked Beaver in our midst! I went on a hunt for the elusive Wicked Beaver and obviously, my quest took me down by the water where Beavers have been known to hide out in lodges. The long and winding road along the Delaware River brought me to a bridge in Upper Black Eddy that crossed over to the tiny New Jersey hamlet of Milford. Now before you start giggling about Beavers in MILF-ord, I have to tell you to get your mind out of the gutter and think Bands That Rock! I found Wicked Beaver along the Delaware in Milford in a lodge by the name of Farm House Inn. This quaint country inn was a good place for Wicked Beaver to sink its teeth into some good jamming on a wintry Friday night. Wicked Beaver features Kristin Bond on lead vocals, Chris Lane on guitar and vocals, Andy Stewart on bass and vocals, and Lincoln “Log” LaBar on drums and vocals. On this night, Andy Stewart was replaced by versatile guitarist/bassist singer-songwriter Brian Kibler. Also joining the band to help out on bass for a few songs was Pete Dannenfelser. I quickly found out that Kristin Bond is pretty versatile herself when it comes to belting out the vocals on a wide variety of rock covers. She sang everything from Collective Soul to The Cranberries to Judas Priest to Led Zeppelin. But that’s only a small sampling of Wicked

Beaver’s repertoire. They performed Modern English’s “I Melt With You” with Brian Kibler on lead vocal. This particular cover was so close to the original studio recording that people in the bar were looking at each other with stunned looks upon their faces. Kibler’s singing captured the essence and spirit of the song as he even incorporated a British accent to make it sound truly authentic. Drummer, Lincoln LaBar, sang along for the chorus as he simultaneously kept the beat. Wicked Beaver rocked a Judas Priest two-fer with “Living After Midnight” and “Breaking the Law” as Bond bellowed out her best Rob Halford impression. Zep’s “Rock and Roll” was wicked hardcore and Bond once again showed her range by handling the aggressive Robert Plant vocal. The band took a break and turned the mic over to Brian Kibler again for a solo acoustic set. Kibler started off with a couple unplugged Alice in Chains tunes – “Nutshell” and “Got Me Wrong.” This was the beginning of what turned out to be a very entertaining set with Kibler playing 12 and 6 string guitars with occasional effects. He took the opportunity to play one of his originals entitled “Hooked.” After hearing this tune, you’ll be hooked on Kibler. He also gave us


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Were you a teenage anarchist? It’s safe to say I wasn’t, although I wanted to be. I think the closest I came to anarchy was in seventh grade when I wore a Sid Vicious shirt with a big anarchy symbol on the back. My teacher made me turn my shirt inside out or else she was going to send me home. At 12 years old, it wouldn’t have been such a bad thing to be sent home for a shirt that obviously was bought by my mom. Hell, my mom laughed when I told her that Mrs. Bradley (my seventh grade teacher) made me turn it inside out. I guess the real question here would be: how do you define yourself as a teenage anarchist? Is it by breaking the law, breaking social rules or by simply defying everything that is considered “normal?” For Against Me! singer and guitarist Thomas James Gabel, now named Laura Jane Grace, adhering to social norms is the furthest thing from normal.

where Laura sings, “You want them to notice / the ragged ends of your summer dress / you want them to see you / like they see any other girl / they just see a faggot / they hold their breath not to catch the sick.” This song sets the tone for the rest of the record. In “True Trans Soul Rebel,” Laura sings about her choice to be a transsexual, posing the question, “Does God bless your transsexual heart?” I can’t deny the catchiness of the old school punk sounding “Drinking with the Jocks,” but I do think the lyrics are a little biased. While the underlying premise deals with Laura’s struggle to fit in, I feel it does draw up a stereotype that is not completely accurate. Laura strays from the theme in the angsty, euro-punk tune, “Osama Bin Laden as the Crucified Christ.” The upbeat guitar riff see-saws with the sad overtone of “Dead Friend.” My favorite song off the record is “Paralytic

Crank It True Trans FUCKMYLIFE666 Dead Friend Paralytic States (of Dependency)

Against Me! formed in Gainesville, Florida in 1997 by singer and guitarist Tom Gabel. They went through a few line-up changes over the years before settling on their current members consisting of guitarist James Bowman, bassist Inge Johansson and drummer Atom Willard, who is a big name in punk rock, having played with The Offspring, Angels & Airwaves, and Social Distortion. Since their incarnation the band has released five EPs and five studio albums, along with many other compilation and live albums. With their edgy lyrics and catchy guitar hooks, their style of punk rock is raw and in-your-face, without being too abrasive. Their lyrics mainly deal with rebellion, anarchism and not fitting in to society’s mold. By now you are probably wondering why the singer changed his name to a female name, it’s because he (now she) is a transsexual woman. Having dealt with gender dysphoria for many years now, Tom felt that May 2012 was a good time to announce plans to transition to living as a woman. He had been inspired to come out after meeting a transgender Against Me! fan. Right before the transition, Tom had began to insolate himself, taking week-long trips alone, checking into hotels dressed as a woman, and also writing a concept album about a transsexual prostitute called Transgender Dysphoria Blues, which dropped two weeks ago. Though the album was intended as a narrative, you can’t help but see the intensely personal connection that Tom, now Laura, has with the lyrics. Transgender Dysphoria Blues kicks off with the title track and the very provocative chorus

States (of Dependency),” which was supposedly the only song carried over from Laura’s original incarnation of the album. Laura’s anger and opposition shines through in the last track, “Black Me Out,” where she sings the lyrics, “I want to piss on the walls of your house.”

holds nothing back lyrically in graphically telling her story of the journey of transitioning from a man to a woman. Don’t get me wrong, this is indeed a solid punk rock ‘n’ roll album, and I give her all the credit in the world for telling it this way. I guess I just have to give it a few more listens for it to really connect, but for now, I am having trouble putting myself in his shoes…or her heels.

Skip It Unconditional Love Drinking with the Jocks Two Coffins I have always been a fan of the raw, punk style of Against Me! and Transgender Dysphoria Blues follows in the same suit. However, I felt uncomfortable at times when listening to the album, almost as if I found a friend’s personal journal and read through it, learning personal details about my friend that I should have never known. But after a certain point the damage is done, and there’s no going back. Laura

Scotty Brilliant is the Afternoon Drive Personality on The Valley’s Real Rock Station, 107 The Bone. Hit Scotty up for a Road Rage or Work Release Friday request, or let him know if there is a new album you want him to review! Find him on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/ScottyBrilliant.

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time after the game. Make a pot of coffee to encourage this. Even better, if you have room, plan for guests to stay the night. Folks can bring bedding and pillows for a Super Bowl party turned slumber party that will be worry-free. PLAY BALL!

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The Super Bowl comes at a great time of year. Just when we’re stir crazy with cabin fever and weighed down by post-holiday winter doldrums, it’s time for a party! Festive, informal, with lots of food and drinks are the main goals of a successful footballviewing bash. With some creative planning you can throw a Super Bowl event that your friends, family and colleagues will enjoy! When planning your guest list, remember that everyone wants to see the television and needs comfortable seating. Make sure you have plenty of couches and chairs (borrow some if necessary.) Plan your menu. Chips, dips, wings, hot and cold finger foods, and hearty fare, like chili or meatballs, are always a hit. Even better, make it potluck. The best parties are when each guests brings a dish; it makes for a big selection of delicious food to choose from. Use throwaway plates, cups and utensils. Get a cooler (or two) for easy storing of cold drinks and beer. You’ll also need a few bags of ice. Have bottle openers and corkscrews readily available. Clean the house, but don’t go crazy. The majority of your cleaning will take place AFTER the party. Straighten clutter, clear the kitchen counter, wipe a dust rag and do a quick vacuum. Focus on your bathrooms. Stock up on paper products, as the bathrooms will be used a lot. Do some light decorating. Purchase football banners and streamers, in colors of the featured teams, from a local party store or dollar store. (While you’re there, buy a ‘prize’ for the winner who guesses the winning team and score.)


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ZODIAC

ARIES (3/21 – 4/19)

The beginning of the week is about renewal. Don’t make any sudden moves or you might disrupt the process. Come Tuesday or Wednesday, you can make all the sudden moves you want -- you can do jumping jacks to your heart’s content. After a long process of figuring out what you desire, this week is about striking out into the world and getting it. Keep all your ducks in a row and make sure -- especially on Thursday and Friday -- that your reputation stays in tip-top shape. At the end of the week, you’re going to be surprised by what you’ve accomplished.

TAURUS (4/20 – 5/20)

Your world is flooded with emotion at the beginning of the week. You may need knee-high boots just to get through Monday without getting wet. Try to keep your sensitivity in check on Tuesday, especially around others. And on Thursday, when you run into someone with dogmatic opinions, be more open-minded than you usually would be -- you never know what this person might have to say. This weekend, you might find yourself rubbed the wrong way by something someone says. And you might have a point. But there’s a chance they don’t mean it at all.

GEMINI (5/21 – 6/21) Someone’s health is on your mind on Monday, and you may spend some time doing some Internet research to figure out exactly what they’re going through. You are drawing closer to your good friends this week than ever. On Tuesday and Wednesday, the connection between you and a pal is extreme and deep -- an exhilarating bond. The latter half of the week will be consumed with work stuff (bizarre personalities, hidden agendas, hard deadlines), but this weekend is a good time for reflection. It will also be good for some risk-taking in the restaurant department.

CANCER (6/22 – 7/22) Someone wants you to shake hands on a deal on Monday, but you should keep your hands firmly in your pockets. No handshaking until you know for sure that this is what you want. Spend Tuesday and Wednesday doing something nurturing yourself (food, music, books, long walks) and weighing your options. Later in the week, if you don’t want to go out and be social with a friend, just let them know. This weekend, keep it low key, but don’t bore yourself. You’ll get a lot more joy out of a smart, challenging movie than a weepy, predictable one.

LEO (7/23 - 8/22)

Everyone is bringing their own motivations to the table, and you’d be wise to figure out what they are before trying to broker a deal. But, you know, good luck. You’ll have to rely in large part on your masterful intuition. You don’t have a lot of time to listen to other people’s minor grievances this week, especially on Wednesday, when you’ll be so busy with romance that you won’t have time for anything else. (Or at least you won’t want to make time for anything else.) On Friday, you’ll be possessed of a strong sense of what you want. Just be sure not to cling to anything too much this weekend.

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VIRGO (8/23 - 9/22)

The people you’re sharing your ideas with on Monday have radically different perspectives than you do -- and that, you’ve come to realize, is a good thing. It keeps you honest. And it makes you think about things you wouldn’t normally consider. This week will be good practice for going with the flow (especially on Wednesday) and for getting along with strong, creative personalities (especially on Thursday). On Friday, recent efforts in your love life are going to pay off big time. What with all the change in the air, you’ll feel like a completely new person come Sunday.

LIBRA (9/23 - 10/22)

Change is in the air Monday, and you can’t stop thinking about it. You may feel like it’s selfish to dwell on all the good things that are happening in your life, but that’s ridiculous. Find ways to express how you’re feeling about everything on Tuesday and Wednesday, but on Thursday you might want to zip it and just play cool. Your moods are up and down and up and down this week -- it’s important to recognize that that’s natural. But the weekend will be two great days in a row, full of creativity and romance.

SCORPIO (10/23 - 11/21)

All you have to do is snap your fingers and everyone is at your service on Monday. You have a unique kind of social power, and you should use it sparingly. The connection between you and your friends is intense. It’s so intense, especially on Wednesday, that you might get caught up in a kind of crowd mentality -- which, of course, is something you should try to avoid. At heart, you are a determined and individualistic person. Friday is a great day to propose a new plan to the group, and this weekend is a good time to forget about the group entirely and focus on your family.

SAGITTARIUS (11/22 - 12/21)

You are feeling a bit slow at the beginning of the week, most likely because the weekend was exhausting and you’re still stuck in a sort of dreamland. But starting Tuesday you’ll be bounding out of bed every morning. You may even be bouncing off the walls. You are a true original, and when someone asks you for your opinion on Thursday, you are going to give it to them, no holds barred. People love you for your directness. Continue to communicate in bold ways over the weekend, even with people you barely know. You make friends quickly.

CAPRICORN (12/22 - 1/19)

You’ve been holding off on deciding your next move for a while, but Monday is the day to make the big leap. You know all the facts and your friends are ready to help. By Tuesday, you’ll start to have second thoughts, but everyone always has second thoughts after they’ve made a bold move. You will start to see the wisdom of your ways by Thursday, and on Friday someone is going to admit how impressed by you they are. This weekend, your plan will come into fuller focus: The end result won’t change, but your plan on how to get there might.

AQUARIUS (1/20 - 2/18)

You know that the way to get what you want out of this scenario is to take your time and approach this methodically. Think of Monday as a chance to practice being patient. Your friends know just where your head is these days, and they’re great sources of support, particularly on Tuesday and Wednesday. You know that discipline is key, and you’ll have to resist extravagance on Thursday or Friday. This weekend, a sudden surge of energy (coupled with some exciting progress) is going to put you in the greatest of moods.

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PISCES (2/19 - 3/20)

Someone is ready to finalize a plan with you on Monday, but you’re still a little fuzzy on some of the details. Make sure you’re getting out of this what you want. As long as you pay close attention on Tuesday and Wednesday, luck will be on your side. So, incidentally, will all of your friends and coworkers. You have an amazing support system, as you’ll be reminded later in the week, and you also have friends in high places. You might want to go to them for advice sometime this weekend. You have big dreams, and they could help make them come true.

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Rethinking Romanticism When people hear the word “Romanticism,” they usually think of flowers, poems and love . . . and they are partly correct. But the movement that dominated throughout the 19th century—with names such as Lord Byron, Kenny Luck William Wordsworth and Jean-Jacques Rousseau—a movement that stressed creatively, imaginative powers, individualism and romance, remains relevant in the modern dating realm. Beginning as a literary and intellectual movement, the Romantic thinkers prized emotions over reason (rejecting their 18th century, more scientific-minded predecessors), and idealized women. When he wasn’t penning famous works of poetry like “Don Juan,” Byron, for example, persisted as the Wilt Chamberlin of his day, supposedly sleeping with lots of willing admirers. He died in 1824 while fighting in the Greek War of Independence. Another flowery Romantic, William Wordsworth—known for his lengthy, autobiographical lyrical ballads—led a less interesting life than his contemporaries like Byron; still, though, his works of poetry, penning phrases such as, “In my heart of hearts. . .” and “I wandered lonely as a cloud,” continues to inspire and endure. Finally, a noteworthy protoRomantic, Jean-Jacques Rousseau, who lived roughly a generation before Byron and Wordsworth, stands as the founding father of the movement. Rousseau’s interests remain varied, writing on topics as diverse as poetry, music, education, philosophy and political theory. Even by today’s standards Rousseau’s antics (he once had an affair with an older woman, Francoise-Louise de Warens, who he called, “Maman”) continue to intrigue. Moreover, toward the end of his life, he wrote Reveries of a Solitary Walker, a classic book about his observations during walks around Paris. The book persists as a classic of Romanticism. Long before Byron, Wordsworth or Rousseau, Romantic thinking thrived throughout Europe in The Middle Ages. At that time, during the 11th century in particular, members of the nobility would cross “erotic desire” and “spiritual attainment.” “The Age of Chivalry” defined gender roles and established codes of conduct for those seeking knighthood. Commonly, though, chivalric values— those such as honor and courtesy—seem worn and outmoded today. Yet these values persist in many ways and stand the test of time. Rethinking Romanticism may not stand as a bad idea. These literary figures and the ideals they espouse live on and remain more than just historical curiosities. Romantic love, idealism, individuality and a reverence for the natural world—these values carry through and stand as ideas and practices worth preserving.

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