The Vista April 11, 1996 by The Vista

University of Central Oklahoma

THURSDAY April 11, 1996

The Student Voice Since 1903

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UCO worker Thomas Wilson hoses down the streets around the campus to remove the grime and the dirt in preparation for the president's visit. ( Staff photo by Bill Wilkinson)

KCSC achieves $50,000 goal Radio station's spring fund drive another crowning success By Rob Gallavan Staff Writer Despite university cutbacks in funding, KCSC, the university's classical radio station, managed to reach its goal of $50,000 during its spring fund drive March 29-April 1. UCO cut by half the station's funding last year to $40,000, a move that has caused the station to think of new ways to spend money without cutting programs. The station fell short of its on-air

goal, but mail-in funds helped put it over the top. "Our final day we brought in just over $22,000," said Mark Koonce, development director at KCSC. The amount was a record for the most dollars brought in for a single day, said Koonce. The spring fund drive is usually smaller than the fall drive because it elicits fewer responses. The fall goal at the station has steadily gone up every year and the station exceeded its $80,000 goal last semester by raising $103,000.

"We don't want the listeners or the members who support the station to have to suffer at all or to lose any of their programming," said Koonce. The station also brings in outside businesses that wish to advertise on the airwaves. KCSC has 50 businesses that advertise and Koonce said he would like to see that number reach 100. "We would hope that the university would see us as an asset to go out to 60,000 people every week...and for them to hear 'University of Central Oklahoma,"' said Koonce.

hat started out as an act to prove a point has turned into a legal battle for one UCO student. Billy Shane Warren, 20, a freshman with an undecided major in the College of Math and Sciences, was arrested March 26. He was charged with petty larceny for allegedly stealing a five-gallon carton of fruit punch concentrate, valued at $25, from the Central Cafeteria Feb. 9. According to the police report, witnesses heard Warren say, "You should have been watching better." Warren said there were 20 cases of concentrate stacked on the floor in front of the drink dispenser, but there was no punch in the dispenser. "It was like someone wasn't executing their job properly," he said. So he picked up a case and headed for the door. Warren said he hadn't planned to leave the building with the fruit punch, but when he noticed that students were watching him, he started showing off and took it back to his dorm. Warren returned the fruit punch to the cafeteria within the hour. He was counseled by Willie Maxwell, assistant director of food services. Although the carton was returned unopened, it can't be used in the cafeteria because it was taken out of the building. Dean of Student Services Dr. Dudley Ryan had also counseled Warren before his arrest and said that a problem is handled administratively on campus if it could be. However, if an incident is of a nature that would involve the participation of the court system, "then the student is accountable in both arenas." Petty larceny is theft under $50 and is punishable by up to a $500 fine and up to six months in jail. Warren was booked into the Oklahoma County Jail and is currently out on a $500 bail. He has returned to classes at UCO. ei6 â&#x20AC;&#x201D;By Gayleen Langthorn Staff Writer

INSIDE TODAY INDEX Editorial

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Around Campus ... 11 Classifieds

AWARDS Thirty-two students are honored for student leadership and public service.

SPORTS Dustin York (right) and Dax Johnston lead the golf team to a win in the Southwestern tournament.

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EDITORIAL

Mr. Malaprop strikes again

here is much to say about the sanctity of a word, or the letters that make up one. A single misspelled letter can be the source of much heartache, chagrin, embarrassment, shame and contrition (We found out only too well at The Vista.) I am reminded of the cautionary tale of an aspiring ad executive who oversaw an ad for a shirt sale and left the "r" out of "shirt." Doctors bury their mistakes, lawyers put them under lock and key but journalists advertise them on Page One. We may tout ourselves as wordsmiths, spinmeisters and truth tellers, but the real truth is that we've butchered and mangled our fair share of words. Some of us can't tell the difference between it's and its, their and there, who's and whose, you're and your, amongst many others. I have a friend who is Mr. Malaprop himself. He would say petition when he means partition, dedicate when he means delicate. And when I'd point out the error of his ways he'd retort unrepentantly, "Well, you know what I'm saying, right?" We know English majors use us for their spelling and comprehension exercises, and we recently received copies of the dictionary from a sweet old lady in a local nursing home. If there's any consolation at all from this, it's that people actually do read us. Knowing and admitting we screwed up are the first steps in the 12-step process of a recovering malapropoic. As mature adults we'd like to say it wasn't us, but it was and we're sorry. Now can we please go out to play? 4

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Quit promoting 'personal political agendas'

n April 5, 1996, President Bill Clinton took the time out of his busy schedule and at a time he was suffering a great personal loss (Ron Brown) to visit Oklahoma and pay respects to the victims of the April 19, 1995 terrorist bombing. His trip to UCO was initially planned to visit his old friend, George Nigh, and there was to be no public appearance. I can only assume the decision to speak at UCO was at the urging of President Nigh. The proclamation to name April 5 William Jefferson Cllinton Day at UCO by a group

of mature, pragmatic student senators was an appropriate honor and sign of appreciation for an act of kindness and sympathy. Now I want to address the other group of student senators. The function of the Student Government Association is to serve the students, not to promote your personal partisan political agenda. And the group of students led by Ben Harris and his followers have dishonored the memory of the bombing victims, UCO and the students they were elected to represent by trying to turn a

solemn occasion into a political arena. This could only be described as the actions of a group of morally bankrupt individuals. These senators owe the families of the bombing victims, David Tackett, UCO, the student body and the duly elected president of the United States a most humble apology for their unconscionable, self-serving, not to mention, disrespectful actions. —John Shelton

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SGA proclamation not political endorsement

am writing this letter in order to clear up some confusion that exists in the student body regarding my position on the William Jefferson Clinton Day resolution that was recently passed by the Student Government Association. To clarify any misconceptions, I did vote in favor of the resolution to enact William Jefferson Clinton

Day. I merely wanted the record to reflect that this was not a political endorsement, but rather a "thank you" to the president for taking time out of his schedule to visit UCO in memory of the tragedy. I also made comments to subside the opposition. I fully support President Clinton's visit to UCO and I believe the event was one

of the most exciting and memorable in the history of the school and the city of Edmond. I just wanted to make it clear that I will not be voting for President Clinton in November. —Ben Harris

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KUDOS Congrats! The two-person team of Chad Hill and Steve Donald placed 32nd at the Cross Examination Debate Association National Tournament in California State University, Long Beach. The UCO debate team competed against 198 national teams at the tournament.

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Special Events: The Norman Medieval Fair will be held this weekend at the University of Oklahoma's duck pond. Friday: The Multicultural Students Achievement Awards Banquet will be held at Rose State College. Tickets are $10. For information, call 271-2461. Concerts: The Fine Arts Quartet will give a performance at 4 p.m. April 14 at Christ the King Catholic Church, 8005 Dorset Dr, in Oklahoma City. Plays: Once Upon A Mattress will be performed April 12-14 by The Oklahoma Opera and Music Theater Company at the Fairgrounds. For tickets, call 521-5227.

Art: An exhibit of local and national winners of the Graphic Communications Society illustrations and graphic awards in the Eleanor Kirkpatrick Gallery at The City Arts Gallery. For information, call 951-0000. Dance: The Three Musketeers will be performed at 8:15 p.m. April 12-13 and at 2 p.m. April 14 in the Civic Center Music Hall by Ballet Oklahoma. For tickets, call 8488637.

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Memorial concerts to bind nation's wounds with music

emorial concerts by the UCO Wind Ensemble and Concert Chorale will be performed in memory of the victims and survivors of the Oklahoma City bombing. The concerts will be held at 7:30 p.m. April 15 at Westminster Presbyterian Church in Oklahoma City and at the same time April 16 at UCO's Mitchell Hall Theater. Oklahoma's First Lady Cathy Keating and Lt. Gov. Mary Fallin will speak at the first and second performances, respectively. Oklahoma City Mayor Ron Norick and UCO President George Nigh are expected to speak as well. The piece to be performed, "To Bind the Nation's Wounds," was created by award-winning composer James Curnow for the 50member ensemble. The performance, conducted by Ron Howell, will be repeated April 19 at the Music Educators National Convention in Kansas City, Mo.

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Students receive awards for leadership, service Thirty-two UCO students received $500 each for their participation in public service and leadership positions, but only one walked away with $1,750. UCO's John and Eleanor Kirpatrick Service and Leadership Award recipients were recognized in the "Salute to the Men and Women of Tinker Air Force Base" ceremony at the Cowboy Hall of Fame April 2. "The student leadership and public service awards were established to recognize outstanding UCO students who have volunteered their time and energy to enhance the activities and programs on the UCO campus," said Susan Thompson, director of UCO student activities. The recipients were chosen through an Suzy Bussert (left) walks away with $1,750 in award money as application selection process earlier in the spring. Lynn Means (right) shares her joy. (Photo by Daniel Smith) Four finalists — Ben Harris, Heather Aston, Sarah 011ar and Suzy Bussert — were chosen, based on an interview, to receive an additional $250. Bussert received the Stanton L. Young Gold Medal Award and an additional $1,000. A senior elementary education major and the reigning UCO Homecoming Queen, Bussert said she was both thrilled and overwhelmed to receive the award. "I was on cloud nine," she said. "The Lord has blessed me so much. I feel so encouraged that someone else believes in me and what I do, " said Bussert. —By Suzette Dyer

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Maestro on music's modern manifestation Question and answer session...

By Cory Miller Student Writer In the former Soviet Union, it was once considered a criminal offense to produce certain kinds of music, thus artists and composers created their music underground. Andre Smirnov, director of the Theremin Center for Electro-Acoustic Music in Russia, was considered one of those criminals until communism fell to democracy. He visited UCO April 5 to Valk about the latest developments in electro-acoustic music and how Russia has advanced past those days. Yet only four students attended, due to President Bill Clinton's visit to UCO. "It's a shame he (Smirnov) was here on the same day as the President; he could have done a little more if we hadn't been pressed for time," said Dr. Sam Magrill, associate professor of music, who arranged for Smirnov to speak at UCO. Smirnov also lectured in two of Magrill's morning classes.' "We ' re interested in international exchanges and of being aware (of) how music is written in Russia compared to how it is written here," said Magrill, who also directs the UCO computer music studio. The Theremin Center, founded in 1992 by Smirnov and other composers and specialists in computer music, provides free studio time to talented composers and artists to experiment and create new works. "The only requirement is the artist must bring some kind of idea," said Smirnov. One of its projects has been the experimentation with a device called the "power glove," which Smirnov calls "a virtual reality toy" that uses hand movements to produce a musical composition. Smirnov said the "power glove" has been used to analyze a sculptor's movements and interpret those movements into a musical score. The Theremin Center operates on a non-profit basis and funding comes from limited commercial projects. Smirnov is touring the United States, working with colleges such as Dartmouth and Princeton on exchange projects with the Theremin Center. For more information on Smirnov and the Theremin Center, contact Dr. Sam Magrill at 341-2980, Ext. 5753.

Andre Smimov, director of the Theremin Center for ElectroAcoustic Music in Russia, listens intently as a student poses a question during his guest lecture Friday. (Staff photo by Cory Miller)

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Bronchos capture golf tourney Johnston, York finish first and second in leading UCO to victory By Jeff Packham Sports Editor

UCO/Kickingbird Invitational with Johnston coming in second. The Bronchos finished Weatherford — Dax second as a team in that • Johnston pulled out a three- tournament. stroke victory with . a Jason Freeman final-round 67 to lead contributed a strong the third-ranked UCO showing for the golf team to a sixBronchos with a shot win at the 1996 one-under-par 212 Southwestern (75-67-70). Oklahoma Johnston, York and Invitational Golf Freeman were three Tournament Tuesday. of only four golfers UCO's Dustin to break par for the York finished runnertournament Dustin York up to Johnston in the (Southwestern's two-day event held at Joel Burleson the par-71 Weatherford Golf finished third with a 210). Course. Nigel Harris and Mark Johnston and York went into Hughes closed out the scoring the final round tied with each for the Bronchos. Harris other, but Johnston four-under finished 21st with a 221 (74-76par round gave him the edge. 71) and Hughes shot 223 (73Johnston shot seven-under-par 78-72) to finish in a tie for 24th 206 (68-71-67) and York was place. right behind him at 209 (72-67UCO as a team shot 846 70). (287-281-278) to win the title. This was the second straight Southwestern, who entered two tournament that York and teams into the tournament, led Johnston finished first and by one going into the final second. York was the medalist round, but the Bronchos shot last week in the six-under-par in the last round

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Tennis team loses first match By Jeff Packham Sports Editor

Lynam losing his first match of the season and Alan Harris losing just his second match of Charles Bornman and Junior the season. UCO was also Brown continued to add wins to without Matt Thompson, who their impressive records; was 6-1 coming into the contest. however, the UCO Doubles is where men's tennis team lost the contest was lost. It their first match of the was tied 3-3 going into season, a 4-3 stunner the doubles matches at home to 11th-ranked but the team of Oklahoma City Bornman/Brown lost University. 9-7 in the number-one Bornman improved match. Daniel Akin to 23-2 in singles play and Bobby Armstrong with his 7-6, 6-4 followed up with a 8-5 victory over Tim loss, giving UCO (7-1) Hammond in numberthe loss to the NAIA Born man one singles play. school. Brown followed with a 6-4, 7UCO travels to Lawton to 5 win over Paul McPherson. take on a trio of opponents, Brown improved his record to starting with Washburn (Kan.) 13-6 for the year. and Southern Colorado on The Bronchos lost their next Friday. They finish up with three singles matches, with Steve Cameron on Saturday.

Women's tennis wins easily By Jeff Packham Sports Editor The UCO women's tennis team picked up an easy win last week in a 4-0 non-scheduled match with the University of Sciences and Arts. Andrea Bailey and Miki

Kurahashi both dominated in 60, 6-0 wins at number-one and three singles. Shelby McGaughey easily won at number-two singles 6-0, 6-1. Jackie Jenkins and Christy Carkey combined for a 6-0, 6-4 doubles' win to close out the match for UCO (7-7).

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Lady Bronchos drop two to Northeastern State By Joel Reagan Student Writer Central Oklahoma's softball team dropped two games at the hands of Northeastern State Tuesday at the UCO softball field. UCO (16-13) lost a 4-0 decision in the first game before falling, 2-1, in the second contest. "Something was missing," UCO softball coach Gerry Pinkston said. "We seemed to be flat. Our batters couldn't get on track. "It seemed like we used the (hits) all up," Pinkston said, referring to a doubleheader with St. Mary's (Minn.) on April 2 when UCO hit five home runs and pounded out 19 hits. While the Lady Bronchos tried to jump start their offense,

the Lady Reds piled up 20 hits in striking out two. Worthy came the two games. Most of the hits into the game having won her were "bloop" hits, Pinkston said. last four games and owning a In the first game, Northeastern 1.94 earned run average for the starter Jill Bowen (9-5) allowed season. only two Lady Bronchos on base In the second game, UCO enroute to a sevenbrought one run inning shutout. UCO across home plate, Shortstop Chasidy collecting nine hits. Horton and left Horton went 3-for-3 fielder Jennifer with a double. Third Knight were the only baseman Shawna two UCO batters to Armstrong added a 2connect for a base hit. for-3 performance. First baseman Staci Four players (Ericka Dickerson saw her Stout, Stacey five-game hitting Dannels, and Marina streak come to an end Cook) had one hit Dicke rson as she went 0-for-3. each. Dickerson had The Lady collected a base hit in 11 of her Bronchos scored in the bottom last 13 games. of the seventh when Dickerson UCO pitcher Lawanda singled home pinch-runner Worthy dropped to 7-7 in the Angela Gattenby. loss. Worthy allowed 10 hits, Dannels (9-5) picked up the

loss, allowing 10 hits. A tough road looms ahead for the team as it prepares for the Missouri Western Invitational, Pinkston says. "We've got our work cut out for us," Pinkston said. UCO faces two ranked opponents in the weekend tournament in St. Joseph, Mo. The Lady Bronchos open with No. 14 Central Missouri State at 10 a.m. Friday. UCO then faces No. 18 Missouri Southern at 2:30 p.m. that same day before playing host Missouri Western at 7:30 p.m. that night. UCO is 1-2 this season versus Central Missouri State. They lost the first two meetings, 5-2 and 91, before downing the Jennies, 21 on March 24 in the finals of the CMSU Invitational. Missouri Southern beat UCO, 7-5 on March 29 in their only meeting.

"We are capable of beating either team," Pinkston said. "It depends on which team shows up." UCO meets Lincoln at 1 p.m. Saturday to finish its pool schedule. The top two teams in each five-team pool will then play to determine the top four slots. The Lady Bronchos return home April 16 to play intrastate rival Cameron University in a 3 p.m.. doubleheader. Freshmen Dickerson and Horton continue to lead the way for the Lady Bronchos this season. Dickerson and Horton came into Tuesday's games batting a combined .410 with 35 runs batted in. Both have started 25 games and Dickerson leads the regulars with a .418 batting average. Horton also adds a .403 average.

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Cooperation's the name of the game at UCO No reports of misconduct during presidential visit, says campus police chief By Gayleen Langthorn Staff Writer

The UCO Police was assisted by eight outside law enforcement agencies: Oklahoma State University Police, Oklahoma City University Police, Choctaw UCO played host to the President of the United States Police, Mustang Police, Forest Park Police, Edmond last week, and it went without a hitch. Police, Cleveland County Sheriff's Department and the "There was not one single incident involving Oklahoma Highway Patrol. Additionally, security was misconduct of any type," said Dr. James Roberts, UCO provided by members of the UCO ROTC. police chief. Vehicles from the Edmond school system and the "We threw them (students) out the door when it came Oklahoma National Guard were used to establish a to parking privileges," he said. But students dealt with security barrier. The Secret Service provided a plan for the inconveniences well and none of the officers the security, but local resources were used to fulfill the experienced a negative encounter with the public. plan, Roberts said. "The Police Department would like to kiss everybody "The National Guard was 100 percent and say thank you (for their voluntary compliance)," cooperative...(and) an essential element for this event," Roberts said. he said.

The metal detectors (actually called magnetometers) were provided by the White House and manned by the uniformed division of the Secret Service. Incidentally, a varied collection of inappropriate items were confiscated at the entrances, including pocket knives, brass knuckles and self-defense sprays (like mace). Those who had items confiscated can pick them up at the UCO Police Station. A lot of work went into preparing for the president's visit. The UCO police were put on 12-hour shifts beginning Thursday, and Physical Plant employees worked all night setting up the stage area, Roberts said. "It was pure hell, but when the president walked out of Old North, it looked great and it made it all worth it," he said. .0a)

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Pill robs sperm of sight, potency Tests are still being run on the drug, heralded as a potential male contraceptive By Jason D. Wilson Student Writer A synthetic drug that "blinds" sperm and may lead to a male contraceptive has been developed by a North Carolina State University (NCSU) scientist. UCO Professor of Sociology Dr. Lewis H. Irving said the "current type of birth control available to men is the condom, and if the male pill ever becomes available, it would give men the opportunity to control their sexual destiny."

The drug has been found to stop 98 percent of the activity needed for fertility in male rats without altering their hormones, reported Dr. Joseph C. Hall, assistant professor of biochemistry at NCSU. The compound stops the chemical that normally gives the sperm cell the ability to recognize and penetrate the membrane of eggs, leaving the sperm cells blind and unable to find the egg. The drug is still in the experimental stage and is only being tested on lab rats by injections until it's known that it's safe for humans. "The research that has been done into male contraceptives so far has resulted in the destruction and infertility of sperm cells, causing impotency and the decrease of the testosterone, which can lead to the stopping of sex interest," Irving said. "If the male pill comes about, I hope a lot of men would take that responsible choice," he said. The chemical would have no effect on preventing sexually transmitted disease because it creates no barrier against infection and disease, said Irving.

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Leave calendar free for symposium By Paul Eddy Staff Writer

Rudy Nollert or Dr. Beckie Gardiner-Arias, • Humanities and Philosophy: Dr. Joe Bessie or Dr. Eva Dadlez, • History and Geography: Dr. Jere Roberson or Dr. Kenny Brown, • Music: Dr. Sam Magrill or Mr. Robert Taylor, • Journalism: Dr. Charles Simmons, • New Plains Review: Ms. Joan Moore, • English: Dr. Pam Pittman or Dr. Susan Spencer, • Oral Communications: Dr. William Wardrope or Mr. Keith Swezey, • Visual Arts and Design: Dr. William Wallo or Ms. Letita Head, • Sociology and Criminal Justice: Dr. David Ford or Dr. Suzan Waller, • Political Science: Mr. Bill Olson or Dr. Lou Furmanski, • Creative Studies: Dr. Lynette Wert or Ms. Carolyn Wheat, • Chairman of symposium: Markwood.

One day, six hours, more than 200 student participants, papers, presentations, cooking, music, poetry and a horse are all events scheduled to take place at "Crosscurrents 8," UCO's student symposium, to be held April 17 in the Liberal Arts Building. "This is the largest symposium that I'm aware of," said Dr. Chris Markwood, coordinator. He encourages everyone to participate and visit the presentation panels. One of the more unusual presentations is a concert, "A Teapot in a Tempest," put together by the UCO computer studio. A living history on the life of Native Americans, including native dress and a trained Palomino, will be presented by Cynthia Parker. Also expected are a number of submissions dealing with cultural cooking, a potter's wheel and several pieces of art to be displayed on the second floor. Programs will be made Bryant Square Liquor Store available the day of the Cordials * Wines * Spirits symposium, but there will be signs with times posted around Beck's Light 12 - pack $9.76 Jose Cuervo Gold - Liters - $13.99 the campus, said Markwood. Inglenook 1.5 White Zinfandel $5.99 Students may also contact Large Selection of Beer committee members about times Domestic & Import Kegs available and presentations: Open 10 a.m. - 9 p.m. Monday thru Saturday 341-7435 • Foreign Language: Dr.

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• University Center Activities Board (UCAB): 4 p.m. in Thatcher Hall lobby for a general meeting. For information, call Mandi Caldwell, 3412980, Ext. 4286. • UCO Toastmasters International: 12:40 p.m. in Room 304 of Thatcher Hall for new officers' election. For information, call Gloria J. Auth, 341-2980, Ext. 2422. A Brief Look Ahead ✓ UCO Chapter of the Society of Professional Journalists (SPJ): 3:30 p.m. April 12 in The Vista, Room 107 of the Communications Building for election of new officers. For information, call Cynthia Chung, 341-2980, Ext. 5548. V Japan Student Association (JSA): 3:30 p.m. April 12 in Room 227 of the Liberal Arts Building for new officers' election. For information, call Koichi, 341-2980, Ext. 4472.

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V African Student Association: 7 p.m. April 13 at the Wantland Gym for volleyball games. For information, call Naynesh, 340-6407 or Zack, 3599397. ✓ First Americans Student Association: 11 a.m.-2 p.m. April 15 in the North Wing of Thatcher Hall. The guests are Mike Standing and the War Dancers Guild. For information, call Jennifer Standing or Barry Lofton, 341-2980, Ext. 2580. ✓ Indian Heritage Week: 11:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. at the area east of the Communications Building for a performance by the Prairie Sky Singers, a dance exhibition and arts and crafts booths. For information, call 341-2980, Ext. 2580.

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V Indian Heritage Week: 11 a.m.-2 p.m. April 16 in the Pegasus Foyer in the Liberal Arts Building for an Indian taco sale/fundraiser. For information, call 341-2980, Ext. 2580.

for Summer and Fall 1996 Paid Positions Available:

✓ Black Student Association (BSA): 7:30 p.m. April 17 in the Will Rogers Room. The women of BSA and AKA are sponsoring "My Sister, Myself." Refreshments will be served. For information, call Tausha Conley, 341-2980, Ext. 2580. V UCO Economics Club: 6 p.m. April 18 in Room 230 of Thatcher Hall. The guest speaker will be Dan Gorin, chief economist of the department of commerce. He will talk about the local economic development issues in Oklahoma. For information, call Woon-Hui Moh, 341-2980, Ext. 5838. Generally Speaking ✓ Muslim Student Association: 6:45 p.m. every Wednesday night at the Edmond Mosque, 525 N. University Dr. The program topic is "The Basics of Islam" and will address the most commonly asked questions about Islam. For information, call Muhhamed Siddique, 341-1077. V Students in Free Enterprise (SIFE): 2 p.m. every Monday, Room 228 of Thatcher Hall. For information, call Dr. Billye Hansen, 341-2980, Ext. 2843. News items for publication in Around Campus must be submitted at least one week in advance. Forms are available in The Vista office and should be printed or typed. Information will not be accepted by telephone. Items may run two weeks prior to the event, depending on space.

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Students applying for staff positions on THE VISTA. &hould meet the following requirements: . Seniors are givtli first consideration; underclassmen second preference. 2. Must have completed News Reporting for news reporting positions, and Editing I for editor positions. Biisic Photography & portfolio for photography job. and Introduction to Advertising and iVIvertising Graphics for advertising positions_ 3. Must be enrolled full-time and taking no more than 15 scmustcr hours, 4, Must be able to observe office hours 1 - 5 p.m. Monday through Friday. 5. Must display willingness to perform duties in a responsible and professional manner and obey the publications manual. Students may obtain applications in Communications Building, Room 107

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CLASSIFIEDS DEADLINES & PRICES DEADLINES: All classifieds MUST be submitted by noon Tuesday for the Thursday publication and noon Friday for the Tuesday publication. Prices: Classified ads cost $2 for each publication for the first 25 words and $.08 per word thereafter. PAYMENT IS DUE WHEN AD IS PLACED. Classified Display ads have same deadlines and prices as regular display ads. Call 3412980, X5916 for additional info. SPECIAL NOTICES ENGLISH LANGUAGE CTR 1015 Waterwood Parkway "C" University & TOEFL Prep Program ELC Certificate Level 6=TOEFL 500+ ELC Certificate Level 9=TOEFL 550+ $780.00 per 4-week term (includes books & trips) $20 Computer Lab Fee Classes:9:00am-3:00pm (M-F) Call: 348-7602 ENGLISH CLASSES at the Edmond Language Institute We teach English as a Second Language and are conveniently located on the UCO Campus at Thatcher Hall. PHONE: 405-341-2125 *9 LEVELS Intensive Training *NEW SESSION every 4 wks *PRIVATE TUTORING avail. *PREPARATION for TOEFL DRUMMER NEEDED to complete a trio doing mostly original songs. No metal, no country. Must have place to play. Call Scott 354-6240. FREE CAR WASH APRIL 26 11am to 2pm South side of Baptist Student Union To demonstrate God's love! SERVICES ATTENTION PARENTS! Do you want more for your children than daycare? Do you need a program for your child while you attend school? Phone Churchill Academy, 341-4314. A Standard of Excellence in Preschool Education. FAST ACCURATE TYPING. Term papers, familiar with all formats. Laser printer $1.25/pg, title page free. $1/pg after 30 pages. NE of Edmond area. FAX 348-0162 or phone Loretta 3481005. PREGNANT? We offer FREE pregnancy tests Mon-Fri, 10am-1pm & Tue 7-9pm. We can help provide: *Housing *Clothing "Counseling *Classes. EDMOND CRISIS PREGNANCY CENTER 1216 S Rankin, 341-3139 ADOPTION, A loving choice. We are here to help with the very best care at no cost to you. You select the adoptive parents and prepare your personal adoptive plan. WOMENCARE 1216 S Rankin, Edmond 341-3139 RESUMES RESUMES RESUMES Do you need a great resume? Let a pro write and typeset your winning resume! Call Kathy at 330-1941 or 359-1696. TICKETS? ACCIDENTS? Even if you have a not-so-perfect driving record, I may have a policy for you. Call Tim at 755-9044. Allstate Indemnity Co. CHERYL'S CUSTOM DOCUMENTSTop quality typing for bottom dollar prices! APA, MLA, ASR formats. Theses, term papers, reports, resumes, etc. Spell check, laser printer, 751-5217. MAINLY STUDENTS, 20 yrs exp, 4.0 SNU grad, types 120 wpm, APA, Turabian, etc. Editing/writing assistance, laser printer, competitive rates. Within

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TEACH ENGLISH IN EASTERN EUROPE-Conversational English teachers needed in Prague, Budapest or Krakow. No teaching certificate or European languages required. Inexpensive Room & Board + other benefits. For info call: (206)971-3680 ext K58062. PART TIME help for bridal outlet. Some Saturdays. Call 728-0485 for appt. NOW HIRING Part time servers and dishwashers. Apply at Teddy's American Restaurant, 520 E Memorial, or call 748-4740. TROPICAL RESORTS hiring, entry level & career positions available worldwide (Hawaii, Mexico, Caribbean, etc.). Waitstaff, housekeepers, SCUBA dive leaders, fitness counselors, and more. Call Resort Employment Services 1-206-971-3600 ext R58052. CAREER OPPORTUNITY Insignia Management Group has an immediate opening part time for a Leasing Consultant with an out-going personality, excellent customer relation skills, and strong sales ability. Excellent benefits and growth opportunity. EEOC Employer. Please call for an appointment, 755-4395.

WILL DO your typing for you. Spellcheck, $1.25/pg, 282-9046. Pick-up and delivery.

HIRING PART TIME hostess, waiters, waitresses. Will train, excellent pay. Apply at The Steak Joint, 7628 N May, anytime.

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SPAGHETTI WAREHOUSE •Hi Volume•Big Benefits •Good People Come join the best team in OKC. All applications accepted Sun-Wed 2-4pm, 101 E Sheridan, Bricktown. ALASKA EMPLOYMENT-Students needed! Fishing Industry. Earn up to $3000-$6000+ per month. Room & Board! Transportation! Male or Female. No exp necessary. Call (206)971-3510 ext A58063.

BRAUM'S Edmond Locations We have plenty to offer full time students - FULL OR PART TIME JOBS! We can meet your schedule demands and provide you with stable employment, full or partial benefits and room to advance if you choose to do so. Stop by and visit with us - we'd love to meet you! 1001 NE Danforth Rd 2420 S Broadway 3101 E Memorial Rd

FREE FINANCIAL AID! Over $6 Billion in public and private sector grants & scholarships is now available. All students are eligible regardless of grades, income, or parents' income. Let us help. Call Student Financial Services: 1-800-263-6495 ext F58063.

CRUISE SHIPS NOW HIRING. Earn up to $2000+/mo working on Cruise Ships or Land-Tour companies. World travel. Seasonal & full time employment available. No experience necessary. For more information call 1-206-971-3550 ext C58063. SUMMER AND/OR FALL part time job. Gymnastics coaches needed. Experience A MUST! For more info call 848-5308.

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NANNY/HOUSEKEEPER, 30-35 hrs/wk, OK DL, childcare experience preferred, references checked, some benefits, possible travel opportunity. Non-smoker preferred. Call 751-9632. CAMP TIMBERLAKE (Ft Worth area) is looking for enthusiastic, energetic individuals who enjoy working with children. Summer staff positions available: Counselors, lifeguards, cook, nurse, and sailing/boating instructors. Contact 1-800-582-7272 or 405-7484976. $CRUISE SHIPS HIRING Students Needed! $$$ + FREE Travel (Caribbean, Europe, Hawaii!) Seasonal/Permanent No Experience Necessary Gde. 919-929-4398, Ext C1169 THE FRIDAY NEWSPAPER (a community paper serving The Village and Nichols Hills) is seeking several college interns for newswriting, ad sales and marketing and promotions. Please submit resume to: P 0 Box 20340, OKC, OK 73120. WHEN IT COMES to telemarketing, we pay better (average $8-$10/hr) and we have fun. Flexible schedule, no experience needed, 843-0735, DIAL AMERICA MKT.

UPS DELIVERS EDUCATION loaders and unloaders to work in its OKC facility. Pay is $8/hr + benefits. Interested applicants should stop by to see our recruiter every Friday 10am-2pm, 1st Floor, University Center. UPS is looking for

EDMOND WAL-MART has positions available 3-11 Mon-Fri and anytime weekends. Competitive wages. Pick up applications at Lay Away counter. KICKINGBIRD THEATRES now accepting applications for evening & weekend employment. After 4pm, MonFri, 1225 E Danforth, Edmond. DOES YOUR summer work suck? If so, come see US. Summer work, make $444/wk!!! College credit available. For serious inquiries, call campus rep at 360-3904. ATTENTION BUSINESS, Marketing & Management majors: Summer work available with experience to help with resume and earn college credit. Must be willing to relocate. Make up to $5600+. For more info call Laura at 360-0804. NEED CERTIFIED lifeguards ASAP. Call Monica at 733-9622. SMALL DOWNTOWN law firm seeking part time courier to do deliveries and general office work. Must be a nonsmoker and have a neat appearance. Please call Mon-Fri, 1-5pm at 232-8523 and ask for Mindy or Larry. TIME IS $$$$$$ So stop wasting your time making minimum wage!! Call Visionquest Marketing in Edmond today, and start making the money you deserve!! •Aggressive Commission Plan •Benefits •Paid Vacations •Daycare Benefits •Health Club •Membership Discounts The time is now... don't delay!! Call 359-7713 for more info!! WANTED: Certified lifeguards for summer help at Ripper Park Aquatic Center in Bethany, OK. Apply at Bethany City Hall, 6700 NW 36th.

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1985 CHRYSLER LASER, black, auto, radio, am/fm cassette, power windows, locks, mirrors & lumbar adjusted seats, leather seats, spoiler, sunroof, low miles, very nice. Call and place offer. Financing available, 478-3285 or 751-7726.

COMPUTER USERS wanted, $2000/$4000 monthly at home with a computer. Data entry, word processing, mailing labels, etc. No experience. Easy work. 1-520-505-2333, ext C-113.

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