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Union cuts exec positions By Peter Golding News Reporter THE STUDENTS’ UNION is to shed many of its part time executive positions at the end of the year, including Library Representative and Undergraduate Representative, in a review of the 23 current executive positions. The motion, proposed by Community Officer Simon Darvill and seconded by Societies and Services Officer Raechel Mattey, was passed at the Student General Meeting on March 18th, with a majority of just five votes, 17 voting in favour and 12 against. Minutes from the SGM state the intentions of scaling down as “the current executive, although hard working sometimes struggles to function because of its size,” and “with so many officers it is sometimes difficult to know how to fill a remit effectively.” Furthermore, “many Students’ Unions have executive committees of 15 or less,” showing an intention to modernise in the vein of other universities. Chair of the Executive Luke Young, away on annual leave when the decisions were debated at the SGM, told The Waterfront “The last three years has seen a lot of change in the structure of the Students’ Union, everything from our constitution to our societies support have been reformed. The Executive Committee fitted the culture of the old Union, not the new one we are building.” “The reform means that the Executive will be representative of the needs of the student body, which are far wider than those of the traditional 18 - 21 year old undergraduate. I warmly welcome this long overdue spring clean of the Union Executive.” The 10 part-time executive positions will now be General Secretary, Community and Housing officer, Post Graduate Officer, Part Time Officer, Swyddog Materion Cymraeg (Welsh Affairs officer), Students with Caring Responsibilities Officer, Environment and Ethics Officer, Freshers Representative, Mature Students Officer, and DACE Representative.

Liberation campaigns have autonomy and are unaffected by the changes, these are Black Students Officer, LBT Womens Officers, GBT Mens Officer, and Students with Disabilities Officer. Some of the roles that will disappear entirely are Ents Rep, Library Rep, Race Relations rep, and HSV rep. A bigger onus will be placed on the six full time officers to address student’s issues and problems - for example, race relations will be dealt with by the president and Women’s Officer, and the Education Officer will now take over duties regarding the library. Current Library rep Sam Loveless told us he could understand why the cuts were made but also sent a warning that losing a position like his could put added pressure on the education officer next year. “The education officer is fully qualified to take on all of the library responsibilities, but with so many different issues surrounding the library all year round and with the education role standing for so much more than that, it will be a hard” Loveless also went onto say he believed too many positions had been cut too soon but that in the long term he felt the cuts would be a success. General Secretary Luke James agreed with the cuts: “Simon Darvill who put the motion forward has served on the executive for 3 years and has seen over those years how ineffective it is to have a executive body that large. Each executive position was reviewed and discussed thoroughly before a decision was made. There was a full debate at the SGM and the majority there could see the clear case Simon, Raechel Mattey and myself made and voted through the changes.” At the SGM, Executive members objected to being labelled ineffective, with accusations of the motion being rushed through. On the apparent lack of discussion prior to the SGM, Stephen Marshall told us: “I have heard this, I see why some feel such a way but all in all the cuts were needed to improve our union as a representative body, we managed to have a successful debate at the SGM which was the most heated in my 2 years of attending, and healthy for

Power, Pride, Passion - IT’S VARSITY 2010 Five pages crammed full with all the sporting action Full list of match times and venues - page 9 our Students’ Union.” Another criticism brought up at the SGM was that the scaling down of executive posts could mean the roles are too big for part time officers, who also have degrees to study for. Engineering student Chris Melvin believed the time tabling to discuss the cuts was simply too late “Such an important topic shouldn’t

have been put forth as an emergency motion with such little discussion, information and background as to why the cuts were required before the motion was put forth.” “I agree that to a certain extent, the cuts were required. With the rewrite of the constitution various roles such as General Secretary lost their focus

with their remit not being as clear-cut. However many of the points put forward during the debate stated that the roles removed were done so as the different roles all stood on each others toes too much or were roles that should be done by the Sabbs.”

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Editorial Wow! How I love Swansea in the sunshine, despite all that ash. But it seems so quiet around campus this past week? Where is everyone? Oh... of course in the Library working hard on those final essays and dissertations before entering that dreaded exam period! Don’t worry I am not here to rub it in, but just to assure you that no matter how difficult and stressed things seems at the minute, you will get there! Speaking from experience when I was doing my final year, I know how much hard work goes into the past few weeks and at the same time how much the stress can take out of you when all you really want to do is go out and party. However, some of you have it easy! Just imagine if you not only had to write dissertations and essays but also contribute to a newspaper with a grumpy editor always banging on at you about when your story was going to be with me. Thank you as always to everyone who found the time to contribute to this issue, you are a team of stars! I hope that everyone had a good Easter, especially those of you on tour with various AU teams. I have heard lots of stories so far, including one fresher who got something quite humorous tattooed into his leg! Brings a new meaning to Leg-end doesn’t it? Just remember guys a tattoo is for life, not just for tour! This aside we are looking for funny tour pictures of all our teams for the next edition, so get emailing people! The best ones will no doubt get some goodies. Sticking with the sports theme it’s Varsity season! Come on the GREEN AND WHITE ARMY! For the first time in ten years varsity really is coming home with the men’s rugby being hosted at Liberty Stadium tomorrow (Wednesday 28th). Tickets are still available so get yourself down to the box office because you won’t want to miss out on the carnival atmosphere and Swansea lifting that trophy. Check out page 9 for all the other sporting events happening around the City. Festivities aside, I was both shocked and saddened to hear of the tragic death of Harry Higgins, a porter in Preseli, upon returning this term. Everyone I have spoken to about Harry had something good to say about him and it is very clear that he will be sorely missed by both staff and students that knew him. Finally, congratulations to three members of The Waterfront team, Tim Harris, Thore Haugstad and Laura Burnip who this Easter gained places on the much sought after Postgraduate diploma Journalism course in Cardiff. Well done! Enjoy the year it will be one of the best of your lives. Everyone, stay chilled, keep stress free, have fun in the Sun, see you in a few weeks for our final edition of the year! All the best, James

Inside this week’s edition

Music Reporter Charlie Teasdale took a trip to Cardiff and despite a battle with a tour manager, a short girl on a crate and a bad mood got us a gig review from the Capital. Was Elle miming though?

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continued from front page “I believe that is only half the issue. Yes, while certain roles took jobs that the Sabbs could do, surely that is a good thing as it leaves the Sabbs clear to focus on the more important issues that effect the entire student population, while the exec can focus on campaigns.” “The exec are meant to ensure the sabbs are accountable for their actions. The way that the exec has been cut so easily with such a small level of debate by the general student population and the way that this accountability has been reduced sets a precedent. Personally, I would have lowered the number of exec members however not all at once, to allow the exec to restructure over a number of years.” Certainly then there is an underlying agreement that the executive body is too large and needs to be scaled down, however opinions differ on the way

Apology and Correction To news reporter Angharad Jones who was incorrectly and mistakenly given the by-line of Angharad Williams in the Election special edition - Issue 189 of The Waterfront before Easter last term. This was a simple mix up with a candidate that was running for a position that night and should have been spotted by myself before the paper went to press on Friday 12th March 2010. James Snaith

that scaling down should occur. With the motion passed, only time will tell if a much smaller exec is more effective as is the general consensus. However, Fresher’s rep Mitchell Theaker is confident that the changes are for the best. “The effect on students can be nothing but positive. The exec will be able to function much more effectively now, and as far as the argument goes that there will be less representation that is simply not true.” “I truly believe this will be a very positive thing for all of us. Get ready to welcome a smaller but more effective and personal union by the students and for the students as always.” Do you think a smaller exec team will be more effective? Or have the Union cut too many positions too soon in the wrong areas? We want your views on this story. Get in touch - editor@ swansea-union.co.uk

We want your TOUR PHOTO’s (naughty and nice) Calling all Athletic Union teams that went on tour this Easter! We are looking for your photos for the next issue of The Waterfront. So if you want to share the fun you had with the rest of Uni on another medium other than Facebook get in touch. Please email them in a JPEG file to editor@swansea-union.co.uk

editor@swansea-union.co.uk EDITOR JAMES SNAITH editor@swansea-union.co.uk SUB EDITOR LIZ COOLEY NEWS EDITOR ALUN RHYS CHIVERS waterfront.news@hotmail.co.uk DEPUTY NEWS EDITOR COLLETTE BIRD NEWS TEAM PETER GOLDING DAVID LEWIS MATTHEW EDWARDS DAVID JONES SAM LOVELESS BRADLEY MORGAN LAURA RICHARDS ANGHARAD JONES DAVID LEWIS VICKY DOHERTY BONE HALEY McARTOR SPORT EDITORS TIM HARRIS RHYS WILLIAMS waterfront.sport@hotmail.co.uk SPORTS TEAM THORE HAUGSTAD BEN DONOVAN MICHELLE OWEN RACHEL CLAYTON BRADLEY MORGAN CULTURE EDITOR TOM MAYA culture.waterfront@hotmail.co.uk CULTURE WRITERS CHARLOTTE ELLIS RHODRI DIAZ SUZANNE BEYNON SUSAN HILL SAM TATTAM CAITLIN GWYNN MUSIC EDITOR JAMES “TIM” TAYLOR waterfront.music@hotmail.co.uk MUSIC WRITERS BELLA WHATELY HARRIET PERKINS SAM LOVELESS BRYONY HICKS

CHARLIE TEASDALE SAM TATTAM BELLA WHATELY LUKE JAMES - Mixtape FILM EDITOR VICKY DOHERTY-BONE waterfront.film@hotmail.co.uk FILM REVIEWERS DAVID LEWIS ANDY WILLIAMS ZOE LIM HANNAH BOWDEN GEORGINA AVRAM CHARLES GALLERY EMILY WORTHINGTON TRAVEL EDITOR NIKKI LITTLEHALES

Easter break usually means a getaway for all students. This Easter was no different, particularly for our societies. Check out ‘Societies on Tour’ including a write up from The Hitch to Morocco.

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TRAVEL WRITERS ANDREW BELCHER CASSIE POPLI SAM BARNETT FASHION EDITORS AMY SHERIDAN JAYE TURPIN FASHION WRITERS LUCINDA REID CARA DARE EDWARDS WELSH TEAM JESS MAIN CATRIN ROBERTS ALUN RHYS CHIVERS PHOTOGRAPHY JAMES SALISBURY HELEN CAVE ZOE BACK JAMES SNAITH CAREERS JAN BINNIE-GORDON CARTOON ARTIST MARTIN MAXWELL WITH THANKS TOM UPTON VIC JAMES CHARLOTTE BRITTON JAMIE TAGG RUSSELL WADE KERRY NEWSOME ANNIE COTTAM EDY PARR

GREEN AND WHITE ARMY! It’s that time of yet again! Check out all the varsity previews in our sports pages. Including the men’s rugby squad line up.

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Varsity 2010 - If you can’t beat them... Cartoon by Martin Maxwell


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Uni mourns passing of porter Harry By James Snaith Editor

THE WATERFRONT is sad to announce the death of Swansea University staff member Harry Higgins whose funeral took place yesterday (Monday 26th April). Harry worked in campus catering and as a porter at Swansea University since the summer 2009, affectionately known as Dumbledore by some students that knew him well. Born in Dublin and spending his younger years on the opposite side of the Irish Sea, Harry joined the Irish Air Corps as an aircraft technician and was involved with the peace talks in the Middle East during the early 1980’s before first coming to Wales in December 2001. A lover of history, music and cooking, Harry was also a linguist, speaking and writing five languages fluently, he was described to me by his partner John Hensley as “a walking encyclopaedia.” His taste for the written word also

extended to that of his favourite author, Terry Pratchett, enough so to even name one of his beloved cats after Gringo, a character from one of the novels. A proud homosexual and campaigner of gay rights during his lifetime, Harry and John had been together for almost thirteen years, receiving their civil partnership just last year, on their twelfth anniversary. “He loved culture, that’s why he loved the University so much because there were people there from all over the world”. Harry and John shared a deep love for music, something I was given a snapshot of when walking into their living room and being greeting with shelf after shelf of CD’s and vinyl’s dating back as far as 1912. One of the couple’s passions was to introduce each other to different genres during their time together which extended to the pair performing DJ sets for events.

John told me people knew him best as a passionate and patient man with a wicked sense of humour. “I would always say that anyone who met harry was always the better for it, there was no other way to describe him other than a fantastic guy and I can honestly say the last thirteen years have been the best of my life” Harry died of a heart-attack brought on by a congenital heart defect that affected him throughout his life on Thursday 15th of April. His family and friends have encouraged anyone that wants to make a donation to do it directly to the British Heart Foundation or to contact Richard on 07823 557587 for further details. Harry Higgins, fifty-five, is survived by his partner John Hensley, his sisters Liz and Denise, his brother Charlie, extended family, friends and many work colleagues at Swansea University.

Alumni nominated for film award By Vicky Doherty Bone Film Editor FORMER SWANSEA University student and Film reviewer for The Waterfront, Christine Cheung has had her first feature length film nominated for Best Film at Swansea Bay Film Festival. Lovelorn, made by Christine’s company Tread Softly Films, tells the fantastically epic tale of a man who vies with Death for the life of his sister and will be screened at the annual Film Festival on the 8th of May. A question and answer session with Christine, the producer and the 21 year old writer and director Becky Preston will follow the screening. Talking about her inspiration for the films subject matter, Becky Preston claims that the idea was with her all along: “Throughout my childhood I

noticed most major religions held some form of heaven concept or a better life after death, and I began to wonder what would happen if there was no better place, if whatever waited for us was just as hard and confusing as life… the whole experience of Lovelorn has been letting go.” Lovelorn has already shown great promise at numerous Film Festivals in numerous countries, so far winning 17 awards, including Best International Film at New York International Film Festival and is now tipped to win Best Film at Swansea’s own festival. Swansea Bay Film Festival, which has Catherine Zeta Jones as its patron and Michael Sheen as its Vice President, begins on the 8th of May at the Dylan Thomas Centre. Regarding the festival, Christine strongly advises all film fans to attend; “It’s a nice place to watch new work from indie film makers (that) are

Vox Pops What’s your opinion? Do you think its right the BNP have been allowed to misleadingly represent themselves on ballot papers on a single policy? (with regards to supporting troops and bring them home)

Carl Semple 1st year Business Management “It’s not right, I wouldn’t have known it was the BNP before you told me. People are more likely to vote for them unknowingly”

Kirsty Rowles 3rd year English and Creative writing

“That’s completely out of order because it’s a different issue! It’s saying something totally different to all of the policies the party represents” FORMER FILM WRITER: Christine Cheung’s Lovelorn nominated for best film

usually overshadowed by Hollywood and often never seen again.” Despite the impressive collection of awards Lovelorn has already collected Becky and Christine show no signs of slowing down in their mission to take the

film world by storm; “we plan on hitting Cannes and other festivals shortly after Swansea” claims Christine. Hopefully she won’t forget the humble paper that she sprung from when she’s at the top.

Sound silver for Swansea By Angharad Jones News Reporter SWANSEA STUDENTS’ Union received silver at this year’s Sound Impact Awards in Liverpool on March 31st. Sound Impact is an environmental accreditation scheme, with an awards ceremony specifically designed to reward those Students’ Unions that match Sound Impact’s green credentials. The environmental organisation aims to encourage good practice within Students’ Unions and develop a greener environment within Students’ Unions. Awarded through a points based system, bronze, silver and gold awards were granted to SU’s according to their correspondence with the scheme’s green credentials. Despite closely missing the Bronze award in 2009, improvements within the union over the past year allowed Swansea Students’ Union to hurdle to the Silver category within the awards ranking with a score of 441.

Along with maintaining all green aspects within the union, Swansea SU succeeded as a result of addressing the criteria of keeping a photocopying record that the union missed out on during last year’s awards scheme. Another large contribution to the Sound Impact Awards success was the development of the Green section of the University website, raising awareness and encouraging students to establish a greener lifestyle. With green credentials becoming increasingly important, Welsh universities were prominent in the awards ceremony with all four major universities receiving a Sound Impact Award. Along with Swansea, Cardiff and Aberystwyth Student Unions also received Silver awards, with Bangor receiving a Bronze award. AWARD: Will it be gold for Swansea next year? Student Union marketing “The effort doesn’t stop here however continues to reduce our environmental co-ordinator, Annie Cottam told The Waterfront “I’m delighted the and we would be very excited to hear impact.” from any students who have ideas or The Students’ Union hopes for a Union has achieved silver standard in this year’s awards and has made a suggestions to help us reach gold repeat success in the Sound Impact standard and ensure the Students’ Union Awards scheme in 2011. positivecommitment to greener living”

Sara Owens 2nd year Early Childhood Studies “No I don’t think they should. Obviously people want to support our troops and bring them home. I think it should be put back to the original party name otherwise people will not know who they are voting for”

Michael Smitham 3rd Year Civil Engineering “Even if it is one of their policies it is crazy that they are allowed to stand on one policy. I disagree with the system that allows them to have that as it will benifit them unfairly”


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WATERFRONT 190- 27/04/10

Have you got what it takes to be an exec member?

Le ice cream Cafe

The positions open for nomination will be:

General Secretary Community and Housing Officer Post Graduate Officer Part time Officer Swyddog Materion Cymraeg (Welsh affairs Officer) Students with Caring Responsibilities Officer Environment and Ethics Officer

By David Lewis News Reporter FOLLOWING POSITIVE turnout figures for the Sabbatical Elections and the considerable number of candidates, focus has now turned to the upcoming student union executive committee elections This will be the first elections since it was voted by the student body to reduce the number of positions from twentynine down to thirteen. The most notable changes include the removal of student village and library representatives

with no direct replacement, whilst the community and accommodation positions have been merged into one and the General Secretary had taken on some of the roles previously carried out by the communications officer.

Mature Students Officer Black Students Officer Students with Disabilities Office LBT Officer

Nominations will open for the new positions on Tuesday 27th April, with the exception of Freshers’ Rep, which will follow at the beginning of next academic year. Polling will then take place on Tuesday 11th May on campus.

GBT Officer For more information on nominations, voting and the positions themselves, visit www.swansea-union.co.uk.

“Disgrace” As BNP use troops to entice voters ahead of General Election

So far the venture has seemed to be a big success, with last week’s warm weather enticing many students and staff members to try out the 7 flavours on offer that include chocolate swirl, mint chocolate chip, strawberry swirl, caramel crunch, banana toffee and more. Halim also told us that he was open to ideas about what flavours to buy and encouraged students to suggest any they would like to see on sale. “If you want something please suggest it and I will try and ensure Le Cafe stocks it” Prices start at just £1 for a single cone, £1.70 for a large and £1.90 for a double with any toping of your choice being included free in the price. Plans are also in place to start a Le Cafe delivery service on campus, to the village and around the Brynmill area from September.

Summer ball sale

By Zahid Raja NUS Wales - Black Students Campaign IT HAS been revealed that the electoral commission will allow the BNP to appear on the ballot paper as “Support our Troops Bring Them Home” instead of their true identity, “The British National Party”. The group, described as “Nazi Thugs” by the Conservative leader David Cameron, recently changed their membership rules to allow ‘Black and Minority Ethnic people’ to join after mounting pressure from the European Human Rights Commission. Swansea West Labour candidate, Geraint Davis, described the BNP to be the “British Fascist Party” and said “... obviously all of us share the view that we would see our troops return sooner than later when Afghanistan is strong enough to secure democracy and stop Al Qaeda from setting up terror camps.” Rene Kinzett, the local Conservative candidate also responded to this decision in his blog, “If the BNP in Swansea are so ashamed of placing the words “British National Party Candidate” in their official description, they should at least be brave enough to put a more accurate description, something along the lines of ‘BNP coward not worthy of cleaning our troops boots’ perhaps?” The BNP were unavailable for comment despite The Waterfront

DIG DEEP: Upgrade sees ice cream come to Le Cafe TWO THOUSAND pounds was invested this Easter to upgrade Swansea Universities on campus food take away outlet, Le Cafe writes, James Snaith. Many will no doubt have visited on Friday and Saturday nights after the legendary Diva’s nights. The outlet offers students hot food from an extensive menu that ranges from pizzas to jacket potatoes everyday of the week from 4pm. This term the business has been given a face lift meaning visitors will notice a fresher and lighter look to the Cafe. As part of the upgrade, Le Cafe now serves Joe’s ice cream from 4pm until 11pm, catering for a gap in the market that many noticed needed to be filled for the summer season. Manager, Halim told The Waterfront “I had the idea about a year ago, but I just wanted to wait for the right time to introduce it”

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Sample of Swansea West ballot paper

contacting numerous offices. The news that the British National Party will use the line of Supporting troops instead of the official name of the party on the ballot paper comes as Nick Clegg recently launched an attack on the BNP calling them an “evil, vile, fascist organization” – he went on to describe their record in council seats: “If you want help for you, for yourself, for your family, for your parents, for your grandparents, for your street, for your community, the BNP is useless.” The Welsh National Union of

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Students Black (& Minority Ethnics) Officer, Ayo Thompson described this move by the BNP as a “disgrace”, she went onto criticize, “How dare they use such a contentious issue that is so close to so many hearts as a cheap political football. This is blatantly a desperate tactic employed to trick innocent voters.” Do you have an opinion on this story? The Waterfront would like to hear it. Contact: editor@swansea-union.co.uk

SWANSEA’S one day summer ball ticket sale that took place before Easter break has broke all records for the annual event and was described to The Waterfront as the ‘best ever’ writes James Snaith. Roughly 1,000 tickets sold every hour until just after 3pm when the box office confirmed all the tickets had been snapped up. Despite the fact that some students experienced a slow process when purchasing their tickets online due to the amount of hits the website had, the online ticket system once again proved a huge success with about eighty percent of sales being purchased via swanseaents. Ents confirmed that where as the website would usually record 10,000 hits a month, the site receive 10,000 hits on the day of purchase. When asked about the success of the sales, Entertainments Manger Russell Wade told us ‘I am really pleased at the success of the online sale because it meant many students could buy tickets easily without having to waste time queuing’ The success of the ticket sale is no doubt due to a superb line up that

includes northern Irish indie rock group Two Door Cinema Club, Michael Jackson tribute act Navi, American rock group Wheatus and headliners Florence and the Machine. The 2010 Summer Ball will be the 6th to be held at Abbey Meadow since its introduction to the location in 2005. Wade said ‘This is the highlight of the year for the Ents department not just the students and we hope to exceed people’s expectations come June the 9th’ Ents have been keen to stress to all students who put down a 50% deposit on their ticket that they have until 1st of May to pay for their ticket in full. If your deposit is not fully paid by this date your ticket will be put back on re-sale! For anyone who missed the ticket sale or wasn’t lucky enough to get a ticket yesterday resale tickets are due out at 10am on Tuesday 4rd of May (not Monday 3rd as originally stated, due to the Bank Holiday). Ents told The Waterfront that there are likely to be a number of tickets that do go on re-sale, however due to the popularity of the event how many people fail to purchase their ticket in the full the number could be very small.


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Finding alternatives in a desperate situation Italy to Swansea in seven trains, a ferry, a bus and a lift from a housemate

Waterfront Special Report EYJAFJALLAJOKULL, the Icelandic volcano, erupted during the early morning of my birthday on April 14th. When a fellow traveler in Rome mentioned that her flight back to the United Kingdom had been cancelled, I could not anticipate that this disruption would cause me and my three companions to have one of the wildest experiences travelling back to Swansea. Though we had our concerns, we continued on our vacation for the following few days. On the morning of April 17th we arrived in Milan at Italy’s main train station and discovered an enormous line for tickets. We soon abandoned the idea of going to the airport after realizing that our fear of all flights being cancelled was actually a reality. We had to make an quick decision to either go to the airport or continue traveling north using the last day of our Eurail pass. After a three hour wait, we were told that

the only train we could get north was one to Zurich, Switzerland, which was departing an hour from then. We took this random opportunity and boarded the train north with several other confused and desperate travelers. Luckily the scenery on the train ride through Switzerland was stunning. Yet the peace only lasted an hour until we reached the train station in Zurich. We had no idea where we would be able to go next, and with only that evening left to use for our Eurail pass we needed to be able to head farther north. Unfortunately, we were then informed that the train to Amsterdam that night was full and that the next day’s train would cost an unaffordable 291 Euros. Luckily, the attendant understood our desperation and took the time to find us a train that night to a city in north-west Germany. The overnight train to the German city of Koln was dreadful, and by the morning we were less rested and more frustrated. At the station, we were lucky

Endless queues on a long journey home

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NIGHTMARE: Flight after flight cancelled

enough to find another caring attendant who found us a train to Hoek Van Holland in the Netherlands. It cost only sixty Euros and connected to a ferry that crossed to Harwich, England. Feeling accomplished, we were hopeful of our imminent return to Wales. This was until an announcement informed us: “All ferries from Hoek van, Holland to Harwich are booked for the next two days.” Deeply frustrated, we now continued our journey feeling completely uncertain about how we’d get back to the UK. In sheer desperation, we made a dash for the door when we arrived at the ferry gate in an attempt to get there before everyone else. This was our opportunity to get back, but we knew that crossing the Channel

would be the hardest part. Luckily, we got on the ferry passenger waiting list, and before we knew it my friend’s name, ‘Kiyonaga’ was called. At that moment, we were the happiest we had been the entire vacation. All our hard work travelling north had been worthwhile. Although we were proud of our travelling accomplishment, by the time we made it home we were more tired than we’d ever been before. Despite our luck we still had many friends stranded in different parts of Europe. Fortunately, we were able to help three by informing them of this ferry. We know that if it wasn’t for the kindness of a few workers and our dedication and perseverance, that we would not have had such a happy ending.

Thumbs up to Hitch success By Angharad Jones News Reporter A RECORD 58 students partook in a charity hitch-hike during the Easter break. With 54 participators hitch-hiking 1,200 miles to Morocco and 4 students choosing the smaller 700 mile challenge to Prague. The Hitch is an annual event organised by the charity Link Community Development (LCD), who believe that good quality education is critical to giving children the chance to escape the cycle of poverty into which they were born. LCD works to provide quality sustainable education in sub-Saharan Africa, monitoring and supporting schools, encouraging community participation and promoting the health and wellbeing of young people. Almost 1,200 students were involved nationwide, with a total of around 25 universities participating in the fundraising event. With the sponsorship deadline looming on the 15th June LCD expect to raise a staggering national total

of £550,000 to be donated to this worthy cause. Swansea University has already contributed an astounding £11,620, with the highest offline sponsorship figure out of all UK universities of £2,928. Second year Psychology student Samantha Corbett tells The Waterfront “Hitch hiking to morocco was the most surreal but amazing experience I’ve ever had, and all because I had nothing better to do in the holidays!” “Doing everything from camping in the mountains, staying with a Spanish family and riding a camel in the Sahara – I was devastated to come back!” Hitch representative Jasmin Griffiths Steenhagen says “There has been some amazing work this year by all the Hitchers to put together plenty of creative and very successful fundraisers which have raised a significant amount of money for LCD!” “It’s an achievement they should all be proud of and as far as I know everyone had a well deserved, amazing adventure on their Hitch”. Mike Zywina, Events Officer at LCD, added “This year’s Hitch is nearly

vote NOT to ban gum

how volcanic ash affected students travel plans By Haley McArtor

Majority

THE STUDENTS’ Union has voted not to ban the sale of chewing and bubble gum from SU run shops after a debate at the last Students’ General Meeting before Easter break. 28 voted not to have a ban on the sale of gum from SU venues such as the level 2 Spar shop, whilst just three voted in favour. The discussion of the ban was triggered by a request from the University to follow its lead after it banned the sale of the chewing gum from campus catering shops. The aim of the ban was to prevent students disposing of gum on the University ground, particularly on the new paving that has recently been developed along the mall and by the Library entrance. Last term Craig Nowell, Director of Estates and Facilities Management told The Waterfront he felt the ban wouldn’t work unless it was blanketed across all shops on campus. “We want to engender a culture of respect and tolerance for the building environment and public realm,” adding “we don’t want to encourage people to throw gum, so we’re going to help people by not selling it and remove the temptation” In a full and frank discussion, arguments were made both for and against the idea, some showed solidarity with the University agreeing that the littering of gum was wrong but that moves should instead be made by the Union to raise awareness of the damaged caused, rather than just impose a ban. Anger was directed at the methods, many students suggested the University had failed to place bins on the walkway to prevent the problems of gum on the ground. Despite assurances that bins will be installed after completion of work on the walkway, students were extremely critical of the general lack of provision of disposal facilities, and along with the removal of cigarette bins, a general feeling of “being treated like bad children”.

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Two hitchers look to escape the UK finished and it looks like it has been another huge success. We have had a record number of participants and are hoping to break the £500,000 mark for the very first time. Congratulations to all Hitchers for their enthusiasm and support! From the stories and comments we have received so far, it sounds like

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it has been an amazing and memorable experience for so many people.” As an annual event, all students are able to participate in this remarkable charity fundraiser. If you are interested in taking part in the Morocco/Prague Hitch in 2011 please visit www.lcdhitch. org.

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NUS push for Students Help Heroes students to use votes! By Matthew Edwards News Reporter WITH LESS than two weeks to go until the general election, the National Union of Students are pushing for students to get out and use their vote. Students represent nearly 15% of the voting population, according to NUS figures. As a result of the outrage over possibly increasing (or removing) the cap on tuition fees, the Union has launched an online campaign that people can sign up for (see www.voteforstudents.co.uk/ wales). The Vote For Students pledge asks students to “support candidates that would vote against any increase in fees in the next parliament – and would pressure the government to introduce a fairer alternative.” According to their figures, if fees were raised to £7k, then the average student debt would be £35,000. This is an increase of around £11,500 when compared to 2009 figures by online student magazine Push. On the NUS website, Wes Streeting, NUS President said: “This election will make a huge difference to the future of education and especially the question of higher education funding. With the Browne review due to report early in the

next government’s term of office, this will soon become a key issue, whether the main parties like it or not.” On a local level Luke Young, Students Union President, has sent a letter signed by himself and 150 other students’ unions to Swansea West’s candidates for Labour, the Conservatives, the Liberal Democrats and Plaid Cymru. The letter was part of the Come Clean on Fees campaign, aiming to call out candidates on issues of student fees before the general election. Their responses can be viewed on the SU website, under the Come Clean on Fees campaign, as well as the letter itself. Swansea students have also been writing letters to current Swansea West MP, Alan Williams. Luke comments that “we think that it is important that the next MP for Swansea West understands that students won’t stand by and be victims of higher tuition fees”. “We are very positive for students to get out and vote.” The recent victory the SU has achieved with the SOTEAS redundancy strike in Swansea University is evidence enough of the change action can bring. It is also a reminder that the threats to the funding of universities are a very real threat.

Fresh Lobster win battle for spot at Summer By Bradley Morgan News Reporter FRESH LOBSTER Scandal took the honor or winning Swansea Universities Battle of the Band competition that took place just before Easter break. The group now have the opportunity to perform at the Summer Ball in June. Four bands all made it past qualifying heats to get into the final where they had to perform a 15/20 minute set at Divas. In front of over 140 students, Fresh Lobster Scandal, flanked by plenty of fan support sporting lobster drawn tshirts, saw off competition from the three other bands. The band began

back in September 2009, combining their influences to create a Frampton/ Skynyrd/Hendrix. The winner was decided jointly by an audience vote and judge’s vote in a fiftyfifty split. Fresh Lobster came in first place receiving over 40% with second place Pocket Full of Scoundrel gaining a quarter of the vote. All of the band and their fans were ecstatic with front man Luke Godwin and bass player Harry Norman commenting that ‘it’s the best moment of our lives’. The band won £500 between them, and will now play alongside Florence and the Machine and Wheatus on June 9th in front of an expected 5,000 students.

Health and Fitness Fair

coming to campus THE UNIVERSITY Occupational Health and Safety Office are running a Health & Fitness Fair on the 5th & 6th May 2010 in Cafe West, Fulton House from 10am – 3pm writes Reagan Healey. All are welcome to come along to this event where there will be plenty of freebies and prizes to be won, including a JP surfboard and IPod shuffle! There will be a limited of freebies for both days and it will be on a first come first served basis. Freebies such as pedometers, frisbees, healthy food tasters and more. There will be an opportunity to have a go at one of the fitness activities on offer such as taster sessions run by our

own Sports Centre. A program of classes will be advertised shortly. One of the main raffle prizes is a JP surfboard (worth over £300) – tickets will be on sale before the event from the Students’ Union and also at the event on both days. Any money raised will be donated to the British Heart Foundation and the Student Union Nursery. The draw will be made and winners will be published on Monday 10th May 2010. This event was first held in May 2009 in which over 1,000 staff and students attended. Please come along to support this event – we look forward to seeing you!

ENGINEERING Doctorate students organised a double headed charity event in the last week before Easter to benefit the, Help for Heroes charity writes David Jones. The first part of the event was a ‘Swimathon’ that was held at the Wales National pool here in Swansea on Monday 8th March. The event attracted many participants whose swimming ability varied, but their enthusiasm certainly didn’t, with individual distances covered from a couple of lengths to an astounding 175 completed. Each swimmer was sponsored, raising a combined total in excess of £800.00, a truly fantastic amount.

The second event in the double was an evening of live music held at Retros down on Wind St on the 11th March . A brilliant evening was had by all as they boogied on down to the sounds of Dansette with their authentic mix of 60’s Soul standards from the Stax/Atlantic/ Motown stables and The Heretics belting out their style of Jazz, Rock, Fusion, soul and ska sounds. Both these great bands were complemented by the excellent DJing of DJ Boo who kept the venue rocking when the stage was silent. The night was well attended with a total of £350 raised from the entrance fee and raffle. The both events combined raised

a grand total in excess of £1100.00 for the charity, which is a tribute to the organisational skills of the EngD’s and their hard work and commitment. The willingness of the Bands, Retros management and the Wales National Pool management who all gave their time or venues completely free of charge shows that as a charity, Help for Heroes is close to the heart of the Swansea community. Further evidence of this was also shown by all the local businesses who donated excellent raffle prizes. All that took part and helped organise these events wished to extend their thanks to them all.

University faces cuts By Laura Richards News Reporter SWANSEA UNIVERSITY faces a cut in funding for the forthcoming academic year. The Higher Education Funding Council (HEFCW) look set to make a 5% cut across the whole of the University. This cut could affect each department, including the Athletic Union who are part funded by the University. Certain areas expected to be hit harder than others. This year the University has already had to deal with proposed compulsory redundancies in the School of Environment and Society which were retracted in January. However, with further cuts proposed for the next academic year, problems like these could once again threaten University departments. Redundancies in the different Schools seem to be one of the main

issues worrying students. Second year Egyptology student Laura Rickard told The Waterfront “We spend a lot of money to study here and there are already times where you wonder where it goes, to be told there will have to be cuts, it makes me wonder what they are going to have to cut back on” It is still not certain what the decrease in funding will cost the university. A Swansea University spokesperson told us, “The University is currently actively engaged in the annual business planning round. It is no secret that the pressures on public finances have created some very real challenges for us and as well as this we have the added uncertainty that there may be further cuts to follow. Senior managers are working on contingency plans aimed at ensuring the upward trajectory of the University is maintained.” A main issue of concern seems to be the affect budget cuts could have on students’ learning experiences,

something which NUS Wales President Katie Dalton feels should be of a high standard due to the cost of tuition fees. Dalton also pointed out that although Welsh Universities receive less funding, the Government has “refrained from imposing the type of savage cuts that we have seen to higher education in England.” It is not just the proposed cuts of the forthcoming academic year but also future cuts that are causing concern. Dalton added, “We remain extremely concerned that education spending will be reduced in future years, which will certainly impact on the quality of the student experience.” Students’ Union President, Luke Young is keen to stress that they are “currently working with University Management to protect the student experience. The Students’ Union will be monitoring the situation carefully and responding in the best interests of Swansea students.”

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08 Welsh/Cymraeg

WATERFRONT 190 - 27/04/10

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HAF O GERDDORIAETH A HWYL YNG NGHYMRU! Gan Jess Main Er mai mis Ebrill yn unig yw hi, mae tymor gwyliau wedi dechrau yn bendant! Dywedwch hwyl fawr wrth eich benthyciadau myfyrwyr a helo i gaeau llawn cefnogwyr yn sgrechian, a cherddoriaeth fyw ysblennydd. Er, mae rhai pobl yn credu bod golygfeydd fel hyn yn digwydd mewn lleoedd fel Glastonbury a Reading yn unig; meddyliwch eto! Mae llawer o wyliau arbennig yma yng Ngymru! Os ydych chi’n mwynhau cerddoriaeth ddawns, ymwelwch ag ‘Escape into the Park’ yma yn Abertawe. Munudau’n unig o gampws y brifysgol, cynhalia Parc Singleton y digwyddiad dawns mwyaf yng Nghymru a De Orllewin Lloegr! Hefyd, os oes gennych ddiddordeb mewn cerddoriaeth glasurol neu opera, efallai bod Gŵyl y Faenol yn addas i chi! Dechreuwyd yr ŵyl gan Bryn Terfel. Fe’i cynhelir yn Stad y Faenol yng Ngwynedd, ac mae’n ddigwyddiad blynyddol i ddathlu’r byd cerddoriaeth glasurol a phoblogaidd. Mae’r artistiaid yn y gorffennol wedi cynnwys Boyzone, Michael Ball ac Andrea Bocelli. Gyda nawdd ychwanegol gan Gynulliad Cenedlaethol Cymru, mae’r Faenol yn gobeithio codi proffil Cymru ym Mhrydain ac yn rhyngwladol, yn ogystal ag arddangos cerddorion enwog. Cynhelir Gŵyl Sŵn hefyd yn flynyddol ym mis Hydref yng Nghaerdydd, gan y DJ Radio 1 Huw Stevens. Mae’n arddangos dwsinau o berfformwyr newydd Cymru dros gyfnod o dridiau, yn ogystal â seminarau amrywiol. Mae digwyddiadau eraill eleni yn cynnwys Gŵyl y Dyn Gwyrdd, Cardiff Big Weekend, a Gŵyl Jazz Aberhonddu. Mae gan Gymru lawer i’w gynnig o ran gwyliau yr haf hwn, sy’n golygu eich bod chi’n gallu profi’r awyrgylch o fod mewn gŵyl heb y costau teithio drud! Felly gwnewch yn siŵr eich bod chi’n prynu’ch tocynnau’n fuan ac yn helpu i hyrwyddo diwylliant Cymreig tra’n parhau i gael haf bythgofiadwy!

Cymraeg ar y Campws! Gan Catrin Roberts Mae mwy a mwy o bobl sy’n gallu siarad Cymraeg yn colli eu hiaith achos does dim digon o leoedd yn yr ardal i ddefnyddio’r Gymraeg. Ond nid yw Abertawe’n un o’r rhain. Os ydych chi’n siarad Cymraeg fel iaith gyntaf neu ail iaith, os ydych chi eisiau siarad mwy a chwrdd ậ phobl newydd, yna mae Canolfan y Celfyddydau Taliesin yn berffaith. Mae’r Taliesin ar gampws Prifysgol Abertawe yn lle da i weld amrywiaeth o bethau. Cafodd y Taliesin ei hagor ym mis Mehefin 1984. Roedd Taliesin yn fardd Cymraeg yn ystod y chweched ganrif. Mae Canolfan Taliesin yn dangos amrywiaeth o berfformiadau a ffilmiau. Mae ffilmiau’n cael eu dangos fel arfer o ddydd Llun i ddydd Mercher, a pherfformiadau’n cael eu dangos o ddydd Iau i ddydd Sadwrn. Mae amrywiaeth o berfformiadau fel dramâu, jazz a dawnsio. Mae’r safon yn newid o berfformiadau proffesiynol gan gwmniau o Lundain i berfformiadau amatur gan ysgolion neu golegau’r ardal. Dengys y Taliesin ffilmiau modern fel Invictus (Ebrill 19eg), hen ffilmiau fel White Christmas (adeg y Nadolig, wrth gwrs!) a ffilmiau tramor fel y ffilm Ffrengig Micmacs (Ebrill 21ain). Mae Canolfan y Celfyddydau Taliesin yn apelio at bawb - myfyrwyr, pobl ifanc a’r cyhoedd yn gyffredinol. O ran y Gymraeg, mae’r Taliesin yn lle da i gwrdd ậ phobl yr ardal sy’n siarad Cymraeg. Er enghraifft, ar Fawrth 28ain, perfformiodd y grŵp Celtaidd Allan yn y Fan a Delyth Jenkins yn y Theatr. Mae Allan yn y Fan yn grŵp cerddoriaeth Gymraeg. Roedden nhw ar eu taith, sef ‘Y Filltir Sgwậr’, ac roedd yn boblogaidd iawn. Mae’r Taliesin yn lle da i bobl sy’n dysgu Cymraeg i gael profiad newydd a chwrdd ậ phobl newydd. Bydd cyfle, wrth reswm, i weld digwyddiadau Cymraeg yn y Taliesin yn y dyfodol hefyd. Mae’r iaith Gymraeg ar gynnydd yn Abertawe. Da chi, edrychwch am y Gymraeg yn theatrau’r ddinas. Gwefan Canolfan y Celfyddydau Taliesin yw http://www.taliesinartscentre. co.uk/index.php

TYRFE YN ÔL!! Gan Alun Rhys Chivers Mae ‘Tyrfe Tawe’ bellach yn enw cyfarwydd i ddilynwyr y sin gerddoriaeth Gymraeg, ac yn enwedig yma yn Abertawe. Fe’i cynhaliwyd bob blwyddyn ers 2004, ar wahân i fis Hydref y llynedd. Ond doedd gan selogion y Tyrfe ddim achos i boeni, gan y trefnwyd Tyrfe Bach rhwng Mawrth 24-27 yn rhai o leoliadau mwyaf trawiadol Abertawe, gan gyfuno cerddoriaeth roc a gwerin a chomedi. Denwyd criw sylweddol i Dŷ Tawe ar gyfer noson o gomedi yng nghwmni Noel James, Richard Bowen a Neil Rosser. Fe osodwyd cywair y penwythnos gan y triawd hwn. Noson werin a gafwyd ar y nos Wener yn yr un lleoliad, cyn y noson fawr ar y nos Sadwrn yn y Vault ar Wind Street.

Bwriad yr ŵyl o’r cychwyn oedd denu trigolion Abertawe i ganol y ddinas i fwynhau arlwy o gerddoriaeth ac adloniant Cymraeg, ac fe barhawyd â’r traddodiad hwnnw, wrth i’r digwyddiad fentro i grombil y Vault ar Wind Street, yr union leoliad lle cynhaliwyd y Tyrfe Tawe gyntaf un yn 2004. Bu’r digwyddiad yn gyfle i Abertawe ymfalchïo yn ei bandiau dawnus, gan gynnwys Brodyr Coll, enillwyr ysgol roc ‘Sgolswn’ ar y prynhawn Sadwrn. Ychydig iawn o set sydd ganddynt ar hyn o bryd, ond mae’n siŵr bod gwell i ddod yn y dyfodol. Braf oedd gweld Yr Angen o Ysgol Gyfun Gŵyr wedi datblygu i gynnal set gofiadwy o ganeuon roc a rôl. Gwisgoedd lliwgar, cerddoriaeth ‘ska’ a pherfformiad egnïol oedd gan The Unknown, gan ddilyn yn ôl traed Derwyddon Dr. Gonzo. Fe greodd y ‘supergroup’ newydd Y Niwl dipyn o argraff ar y dorf. Perfformiad cerddorol yn unig a gafwyd ganddynt. Mr. Huw a Yucatan oedd prif atyniadau’r noson gydag ychydig o gymysgedd o roc a cherddoriaeth ysgafn ar y glust. Meddai’r prif drefnydd, Angharad Jenkins, “Gobeithiaf fod pawb wedi mwynhau, ac wedi joio’r bandiau, y digrifwyr, y sesiynau, y cwmni, yr iaith, y dawnsio, y sgwrsio, y cymdeithasu, (ac unrhyw beth arall, o beth y’ch chi’n cofio!).” Cynhelir Tyrfe Tawe eleni rhwng Hydref 14-16, gyda’r manylion i’w cadarnhau.


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VARSITY 2010

Varsity 09

EVENTS, TIMES AND LOCATIONS

Venue 1 - Sketty Lane Sports Hall Netball - 12pm (midday) [Swansea __ - __ Cardiff] Men’s Squash - 1pm [Swansea __ - __ Cardiff] Women’s Squash - 1pm [Swansea __ - __ Cardiff] Men’s Badminton - 2pm [Swansea __ - __ Cardiff] Women’s Badminton -2pm [Swansea __ - __ Cardiff] Men’s Basketball - 2pm [Swansea __ - __ Cardiff] Women’s Basketball - 3:30pm [Swansea __ - __ Cardiff]

Venue 5 - Football Pitch 1 Women’s Football - 12.45pm [Swansea __ - __ Cardiff] Venue 6 - Football Pitch 2 Men’s Lacrosse - 12:30pm [Swansea __ - __ Cardiff] Women’s Rugby - 2pm [Swansea __ - __ Cardiff] Venue 7 - Tennis Courts Women’s Tennis (courts 1 - 3) - 12.30pm [Swansea __ - __ Cardiff]

Venue 2 - Sketty Lane Pavilion Men’s Fencing - 1pm [Swansea __ - __ Cardiff] Women’s Fencing - 1pm [Swansea __ - __ Cardiff] Venue 3 - Infield Men’s Football - 2:15pm [Swansea __ - __ Cardiff] Venue 4 - Rugby Field Freshmen’s Rugby - 12:30pm [Swansea __ - __ Cardiff] Women’s Rugby - 2pm [Swansea __ - __ Cardiff]

Men’s Tennis (courts 4 - 6) - 12:30pm [Swansea __ - __ Cardiff] Venue 8 - Ashleigh Road American Football - 1.30pm [Swansea __ - __ Cardiff] Venue 9 - Astro Turf Pitch Men’s Hockey - 1pm [Swansea __ - __ Cardiff] Women’s Hockey - 2:30pm [Swansea __ - __ Cardiff]


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Books: White Ravens by Owen Sheers Welsh Publisher Seren-books launched its new series of New Stories from The Mabinogion in October 2009. The Mabinogion contains eleven stories that originated from medieval Welsh manuscripts. Owen Sheer’s White Ravens adapts the second branch of The Mabinogion; Branwen, Daughter of Llyr, into a romantic, charismatic and yet haunting novella. The adaptation is set in the 21st century and follows Rhian, the daughter of a farmer in Wales. Her family, disillusioned by the events after the foot and mouth outbreak turn to the illegal slaughtering of animals and selling of the meat. Rhian, in a bid to escape the life her brothers are forcing on her, ends up alone on a bench at the Tower of London where she meets a mysterious stranger with a chilling story about a

returned wounded soldier during World War II and the beautiful Branwen.

The novella is an enthralling story that never strays from the mythic element of The Mabinogion. It mixes romance and tragedy to create a poetic and enchanting tale. The compelling adaptation of the original tale from The Mabinogion is told in such an endearing and magical style that you truly feel as if you have been drawn into a modern day myth. Family relationships, life during the war and the need to escape from your surrounding are just some of the many considerations of the novella. One of the major aspects of White Ravens is the idea of a soldier being sent home from war to live in a peaceful society. The fact that this feature is so prevalent in today’s society means that

some readers could find White Ravens deeply upsetting. This is not a warning against reading the novella but more of a caution that it is dramatically heart wrenching. Sheers standard and style of writing means that he has an incredible ability to transfer the emotion of the story to the reader. This is what gives it its mesmerising effect but after finishing White Ravens it also leaves you feeling quite emotionally drained. Sheers take on the tale of Branwen daughter of Llyr is incredibly interesting; he highlights the depth of the tales of The Mabinogion. The very fact that he is able to take the themes of the original tale and make them relevant in a story told for today shows how timeless these stories are. The concern with the human soul, rather than a simple battle for a woman, is what lives on in White

Ravens. After reading the novella, the series editor’s statement that ‘the old stories are at the heart of the new’ becomes fully understood. The series of New stories from The Mabinogion is a fantastic release from Seren-books and a great contribution to welsh literature. Owen Sheers will be appearing along with Russell Celyn Jones, author of The Ninth Wave (also part of the series) on Sunday 30TH May at The Guardian Hay Festival. The following two tales in this series are due for release in October 2010. Suzanne Beynon

Art & Design: Attic Gallery Exhibtion at the Marina

The Attic Gallery, situated in Swansea’s Maritime Quarter, is Wales’ longest established private art gallery. The latest exhibition to be presented there is from two Welsh-speaking artists: Sarah Young and Gwyn Roberts. Each artist focuses on the part of Wales they were brought up in, and reflect on their reasons for loving their native region. Wales presents many different types of landscapes and this exhibition will showcase just two of these and two ways of looking at them.

Sarah Young was brought up in Pembrokeshire and her inspiration comes from this part of Wales. She paints her chosen landscape in oils, watercolour and gouache, and her paintings are bright to reflect the colourful nature of Pembrokeshire. Young has exhibited all over Wales, and has had two previous exhibitions held in the Attic Gallery, as well as having her work featured on Welsh television. While working for this particular exhibition, Young based her studio in a cloister in St David’s Cathedral. She says that never having one fixed studio has influenced her work in that she is never surrounded by the same landscape, and as the landscape around her has changed, her work too has evolved with these moves.

Wales. After many successful joint and solo exhibitions, this will be his first in the Attic Gallery.

The exhibition promises to be a reflective comparison of both Roberts and Young’s different takes on the Welsh landscape, and how in turn, the landscape has affected their work. It will be running until May the 1st. Caitlin Gwynn

Gwyn Roberts comes from Snowdonia and his paintings capture the dramatic atmosphere of the mountains and valleys of West Wales. He has climbed the mountains there ever since childhood, and his inspiration for his paintings come from the rugged landscape. Roberts has taught Art in Cardiff for over thirty years, and exhibits in both England and

Stage: The Hairy Bikers at the Grand Theatre Bikers’ Tour of Britain”. This series saw them travel around Britain, sampling the best of British cuisine, including a visit to Wales, where both cooks praised our local delicacies. As well as the live tour, the pair have just released a series of cookbooks to go along with the TV series, which have been just as successful as their TV programmes.

Popular TV chefs, the Hairy Bikers will be bringing their Big Night Out to Swansea’s Grand Theatre on the 10th of May. The night will be filled with the pair’s trademark classic recipes and banter reflecting on their success, their love of cooking and their friendship. Dave Myers and Simon King met whilst working on the set of a Catherine

Cookson drama, and quickly bonded over their love of food. Their friendship led to their first TV series, “The Hairy Bikers’ Cookbook” where their trademark mix of travelogue and cookery first made them popular with audiences. This is their first tour around the UK and will see them returning to their original theatrical roots and is a follow on from their latest TV series, “The Hairy

Part of the Hairy Bikers’ success comes from the fact that they are not like most of the celebrity chefs currently on TV, who often come with much pretension surrounding their career. The pair’s style of cooking is more akin to two mates messing about in a kitchen and seeing what they can come up with, which is definitely opposite to the archetypal TV cookery programme. This friendly and instantly endearing style of presenting

has earned the boys four different TV series on BBC, as well as many other television appearances, including Dave winning the celebrity version of the Weakest Link. The actual stage show will feature Dave and Simon cooking two three course dinners for audience members, including a curry and an Italian steak dinner, as well as having a question and answer session with the audience. The show will incorporate humour as well as cookery, an element that their stage director, Bob Mortimer of “Shooting Stars” fame, encouraged them to incorporate into the show. The pair even revealed in a recent interview that singing and dancing would be involved too! Tickets are still on sale for between £19.50 and £21.50, so join the boys in

the Grand Theatre for an evening full of humour and great tasting food! Caitlin Gwynn


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Stage: Paul Merton’s Impro Chums at the Grand Theatre

Paul Merton has been at the forefront of the comedy scene for over 25 years, appearing both as a stand-up comedian and regular panellist on shows as diverse as Have I Got News For You and QI, as well as doing a spot of hosting, most famously on Room 101. Now, Paul brings his witty and irreverent brand of comedy to Swansea but, ever the innovator, this show has something of a twist. Collecting some of his most talented friends, Paul has devised a show that is never quite the same on any given night. Titled “Paul Merton’s Impro’

Chums”, it relies on the improvisational skills of Merton and his “chums” as they take suggestions from the audience, who are as much a part of the show as the performers. This results in a chaotic and anarchic show that will never be duplicated. Merton began his comedy career in 1982, making his debut at the Comedy Store in Soho. He was inspired to pursue a career in comedy after he saw clowns performing at a circus. From the early getgo, Paul forged a niche for himself

in the improvisational style of comedy, regularly performing with London group The Comedy Store Players. It would take 7 years of hard gigging before Merton would break into television and the public consciousness when he became part of improvised comedy show Whose Line Is It Anyway? He then went on to star in the show that made his name, Have I Got News For You, which began in 1990 and a sketch show followed soon after. In 1999, Merton became the host of Room 101, a show in which guests are invited to name the things they wish to banish from the world forever and his reputation as one of Britain’s best television talents was cemented. He has worked steadily in television ever since, even once being invited to be the host of Countdown after Des Lynam, an offer he refused. He would later branch into documentaries, hosting a series on silent comedy for BBC Four and two travel documentaries for Five, Paul Merton In India and Paul Merton in China.

dynamic. He honed his craft on the panel shows he still frequents and takes his art very seriously, as evidenced by his apology to the Have I Got News For You audience when he despondently admitted that he “couldn’t think of anything funny to say”. Merton even starred in a shortlived but very funny ITV improv series called Thank God You’re Here that also featured such diverse comic talents as Michael McIntyre and James Corden. In short, Paul Merton is dedicated to the cause of improvisational comedy.

such a success across the country and will no doubt take Swansea by storm. Rhodri Diaz

The show debuted at the Edinburgh Festival in 2008 to rave reviews and returned in 2009 to even better reviews. The genius of the show lies in the fact that no two performances will ever be the same, creating a truly unique experience for the audience. Couple this with the added bonus of audience participation and direction and it is easy to see why Paul Merton’s Impro’ Chums has been

Merton prides himself on not having “written a joke since 1988” and so the show was a natural fit. He admits that improvisation can be awful in the wrong hands but enjoys it because of the lack of preparation needed. At the age of 8, Merton claims to have had an encyclopaedic knowledge of jokes collected from the comics he read but realised by age 13 that improvisation was the way to keep things fresh and

Film: Swansea Bay Film Festival 2010 Come May 8th independent film makers will be flooding into Swansea for the Swansea Bay film festival. The festival is now in its fifth year after the idea of a film festival sprang up between friends drinking in Swansea. Among these was the Swansea Students’ Union president 2002-2004, Nick Bradley. The festival arose in Swansea with the intention of honouring ‘individual voice’ and its main objective is to offer a worldwide public forum for independent and experimental film makers and to offer educational outreach. The film showings are held at the Dylan Thomas Centre and are free for all. The

film categories range from Best feature film to Best Music Based Video. The variety the film festival offers means that anyone interested in film whether it be making films or watching there is sure to be something of interest for everyone. Students interested in film making could benefit greatly from this festival. The festival is run by people in the television, radio and film industry so is a great source of contacts for people interested in pursuing a career in one of these areas. It is also a great way of meeting people interested in film and art in general. Independent films tend to have a weird and wonderful artistic

quality to them and there is sure to be some interesting pieces at this year’s festival. There are also workshops in acting, screen writing and producing. However details on the website are scarce so I would recommend contacting the venue for details.

out to see if the film is of any interest to you. All film showings are listed on the website, www.swanseafilmfestival. com. The festival is a great contributor to bringing worldwide culture to Wales and it would be fantastic if people could show their support.

The festival runs between May 8th16th at the Dylan Thomas Centre. It has grown in prestige over the years with Catherine Zeta Jones as it’s patron and Michael Sheen as the Vice President. It is now an IMDB qualifying event which means that most of the films that are showing at the festival will have their own IMDB page which you can check

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Film: Previews of upcoming films at the Taliesin Sex & Drugs & Rock’n’Roll (15) 27th April Taken from the song of the same name by Ian Dury and the Blockheads, Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll is the unusually vivid new British film by first-time feature film director Mat Whitecross. Starring Andy Serkis (Lord of the Rings) as Ian Dury, the film charts Dury’s career over a twenty year period, from practising with his band in his living room whilst his wife was giving birth upstairs through to his establishment as a punk legend.

For a British film, Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll is significantly unconventional. It has an almost theatrical structure as it opens with Dury reminiscing with his audience and providing anecdotes about his life, triggering a series of flashbacks as he does so. It also appropriately captures Dury anarchic personality. A brilliantly bold lyricist, he was never afraid to say what he thought and the film constantly strives to convey this boldness through various cinematic techniques, such as fast cutting, animated scene transitions and a title credit sequence designed by pop artist, Peter Blake. All of this is perfectly complimented by a punk

soundtrack that creates a strong sense of time and place. However, it is the performance of Andy Serkis as Ian Dury that elevates the film into something more than just another music biopic. Serkis gives an absolutely mesmerising performance. His music performances are extraordinary as he impressively adopts Dury’s distinctive gravel-voiced snarl. He also expertly conveys Dury’s various mannerisms and unique physicality that was a result of contracting Polio as a young child, which meant that he was forced to wear a calliper on his leg for the rest of his life. There is no doubt within

the film that Dury’s disability had an enormous impact on him and helped to shape the musician that he was to become. His resolute determination is apparent throughout as he strives to capture people’s attention so that they sit up and take notice Ian Dury did not have a traditional vocal talent but it didn’t matter because what he was saying was much more important than the way he said it. Susan Hill


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Film: Previews of upcoming films at the Taliesin The Infidel (15) 28th April

The Infidel is a British comedy written by David Baddiel and directed by Josh Appignanesi. The film stars Omid Djalili as it’s protagonist, Mahmud Nasir, and focuses on his identity crisis as both a Muslim and a Jewish man. As well as famous comedian, Djalili, the film also stars many British actors and comedians, such as Miranda Hart and Matt Lucas. The story follows the Nasir family and their attempts to get the blessing of a Night of the Iguana (12A) 30th April South Wales has a history of breeding the finest screen actors. Sir Anthony Hopkins and Michael Sheen come to mind, but none were finer than the enigmatic Richard Burton and as Swansea University prepares to open the Richard Burton Centre for the Study of Wales, we get the opportunity to see one of his lesser-known films, the emotionally volatile Night Of The Iguana. Released in 1964 and adapted from a 1961 stage Chloe (15) 4th May ‘What if you thought that the one you loved was lying. How far would you go to discover the truth?’ Released only this month in the UK, Chloe is a film that is guaranteed to not be soon forgotten. With a cast of well known actors such as Julianne Moore, (Hannibal, The Hours, Laws of Attraction) Liam Neeson, (Schindlers List, Love Actually, the voice of Aslan in The Chronicles of Narnia) and Amanda Seyfried (Mean Girls, Mamma Mia, Dear John) this film Shutter Island (15) 5th May Scorsese’s new thriller Shutter Island is being shown in the Taliesin Centre. Adapted from the 2003 thriller from Dennis Lehane, the author of Mystic River (filmed by Clint Eastwood) and Gone Baby Gone (filmed by Ben Affleck), Shutter Island is packed full of twists, turns and horror. It has been a smash hit in the box office with critics

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (18) 10th May With strong themes of Violence, Religion, Horror, Sexual Violence, Crime and Violent Sex, this Swedish film adaptation of the originally more appropriately named crime thriller novel, Men who hate Women is understandably not everybody’s cup of tea. However with over 10 million novels being sold, and a big success in European Cinema, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo is showing in the Taliesin on the 10th of May. Danish director Niels Arden Oplev

devout Muslim family in order for their son to be married. However, the truth emerges that Mahmud was adopted as a child, and was actually born Jewish. In an attempt to get in touch with his Jewish roots, he befriends a Jewish cab driver, Lenny, played by Richard Schiff. The relationship between Mahmud and Lenny is the most crucial relationship of the film and develops through Lenny’s attempting to teach Mahmud how to be Jewish. This leads to a series of hilarious encounters, but also leads to Mahmud’s becoming distanced from both the Jewish and the Muslim communities. David Baddiel wrote the script as a

tribute to life-swap and buddy comedies as well as trying to encourage people to laugh at issues surrounding religion, rather than being frightened by them. He says that “the message of the film is one of mutual tolerance”, and the mingling of the communities as well as the issues explored do serve to inspire understanding of different religions. The fact that this is explored through humour does make the message of the film more accessible for a mainstream audience, but it doesn’t make the message any less important or political. Despite the film’s political undertones, Baddiel’s script didn’t cause any

controversy on it’s release, unlike other films with similar subject matter. Out of all the 62 countries Baddiel sold the film to, only Israel denied to show it. To make up your own mind on the film, The Infidel will be showing at Taliesin Swansea on Wednesday 28th of April, and starts at half past seven.

play by American playwright Tennessee Williams, the movie is now better known for the media circus surrounding the production as paparazzi swarmed to the picturesque Puerto Vallerta in Mexico to get pictures of the hottest couple in Hollywood, namely Burton and his soon-to-be wife Elizabeth Taylor. The hullaballoo surrounding the film unfairly overshadowed its qualities and it was snubbed at the Oscars and the Golden Globes, winning only for Best Costume Design. Despite this, it is arguably one of Richard Burton’s best films and deserves to be more widely seen.

Masterfully directed by John Houston, the film tells the touching story of the fall from grace of an Episcopalian pastor (Burton) and his subsequent struggle to redeem himself physically and spiritually as he finds himself trapped between his faith and the sinful pleasures that threaten to consume him. The film also features exceptional performances from Ava Gardner as a widowed owner of a beach hotel who falls in love with Burton’s disgraced pastor and Deborah Kerr as Hannah Jelkes, a beautiful but

The film delicately explores the average man’s fall and redemption and perfectly elucidates the struggle between that which is spiritually fulfilling and pleasures of the flesh. Although marred by a media circus that was more interested in the life of the lead actor than any picture he was starring in, this film deserves a higher billing in the list of Burton masterpieces.

promises to deliver from the beginning to the end. Catherine, (Moore) a doctor from a wealthy area in Toronto hires an escort called Chloe (Seyfried) to seduce her husband David (Neeson) because she suspects that he, a professor at a College, is cheating on her. Catherine orchestrates the meetings between her husband and Chloe and as the meetings between the two become more frequent, Catherine begins to rely on Chloe’s recounts as her own source of passion that had long been missing from her life. This film has echoes of many other scripts that have passed through the Cinemas

in recent years but the two time Oscar Nominee director Atom Egoyan (The Sweet Hereafter, Where the Truth Lies) brings a new perspective to the erotic thriller genre and sets the film apart from other stories of its kind. His ingenious use of mirrors and windows depict how trapped someone can feel in their own life that they had chosen for themselves. The remarkable twist at the end has received mixed criticism but there is no doubt that this film is entertainment throughout. Amanda Seyfried plays a complex character, taking on a role that she has not previously played, and Julianne Moore once again delivers an

emotionally devastating performance which has always been her forté, leaving little room for Liam Neeson to get the credit he deserves. All the attention is drawn towards the two female leads and even the gorgeous settings do little to ease the accumulating tension that is present throughout this thriller.

calling it ‘breathtaking’ and ‘exquisite’. It’s 1954, and up-and-coming U.S. marshal Teddy Daniels is assigned to investigate the disappearance of a patient from Boston’s Shutter Island Ashecliffe Hospital. For personal reasons he has been eagerly pushing for an assignment on the island , but before long he wonders whether he hasn’t been brought there as part of a twisted plot by hospital doctors whose cutting edge treatments span from unethical to illegal to downright sinister and terrifying.

Teddy’s shrewd investigating skills into the disappearance of a ruthless murderess Rachel Solando soon provides a promising lead, but the hospital refuses him access to records he suspects would solve the case. As a hurricane cuts off communication with the mainland, many of the island’s dangerous criminals “escape”, and the puzzling, improbable clues multiply; Teddy begins to doubt everything – his partner, his memory and even his own sanity Scorsese’s mastery of directing results in the film seeming,

at times, dreamlike and otherworldly. The stark eerie representation of the asylum standing alone in the middle of the ocean heightens the drama and the tension to a remarkable level.

(Worlds Apart, We Shall Overcome) with the help of his script writers has tried to keep faithful to the novel and has been almost entirely successful in this task. Michael Nyqvist, Noomi Rapace and Lena Endre, the three main leads, are all no strangers to Swedish cinema or television, and they effectively play their roles, bringing justice to Stieg Larsson’s original characters. A member of the powerful Vanger Clan employs a disgraced journalist (Michael Nygvist) and a young tattooed ruthless computer hacker (Noomi Rapace) to discover what happened to his Niece who disappeared over 40 years ago from

the family Island and whose body was never found. He believes his family is somehow responsible and the journalist and hacker are about to risk their lives in the process of discovering the gruesome family secret, as the evidence and mystery enfolds. The tagline ‘How close can you get to the truth before you become the target,’ is a main theme throughout the movie and Rapace’s performance is by far the most astounding. Critics have argued that it will be difficult to find an actress who can play the role as perfect in the American version of the film which is in pre-production at the moment. Many scenes are of a violent nature and

the story seems to linger needlessly too long on a violent sex attack on Lisbeth Salander (Rapace) but overall the film is interesting and is a very tight thriller. The sequels The Girl who Kicked the Hornet’s Nest and The Girl who Played with Fire are guaranteed to be just as intriguing as the first novel of the trilogy, and this is an enjoyable film if action, crime and violence and are qualities that you enjoy in a Film.

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Although a little predictable at times, this chilling and haunting film is certainly one to see! It will definitely keep you on the edge of your seats. Charlotte Ellis

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UNDER THE SHEETS, UNDER THE GROUND

Reporter Charlie Teasdale tells us about his almost wasted journey to the Welsh capitol to see upcoming starlet Ellie Goulding You should never go to a gig bitter and angry, because it will only disappoint. Unfortunately this is what happened at the Ellie Goulding gig on Saturday in the Barfly in Cardiff. I’d been assigned to interview the hot new starlet beforehand so when after an hour of waiting it got cancelled, I was pretty ticked off. It also didn’t help that I seemed to be cocooned in the cavernous underground club with philistines and idiots. For example, the small girl who was given a crate to stand on to watch the gig. That’s fine, equality and all that, but it was right in front of me and she didn’t even watch the band, she just faced the bar chatting with her friends! The odd thing was that she wasn’t the only one not paying attention; most people in the venue were either chatting to each other or just staring vacantly at the wall, for the whole gig. Goulding’s support act was Primary 1; a soul-electro-ska collective. The crowd that were

paying attention were clearly sceptical and not keen to hear anyone but ‘the Goulding’, so the lead singer’s attempt to get the crowd going was wetly received. However with undeniably exciting music bursting off the tiny stage it was hard to not tap the foot and nod the head. The synth loops were fresh and the drumming was solid, if a little simplistic, provided by

appeared on stage to rapturous applause, with her joining them just in time to sing the first verse of new single, Guns and Horses. The surprisingly young audience huddled round the stage went mad for this, singing along with the vigour only 15 year olds in skinny jeans seem to have. It was at this point that I turned to my friend and asked if he thought Goulding was

“It was at this point that I turned to my friend and asked if he thought Goulding was miming, it seemed really obvious that she was” Anna Prior who managed to escape the ‘Meg White Curse’ admirably. When lead singer Joe Flory stood back and presented a trumpet, a breeze of hesitant curiosity blew through the crowd, but it was quickly silenced, the result of an exciting fusion of new and classic sounds. Ellie Goulding’s band finally

miming, it seemed really obvious that she was. Each note was pitchperfect and identical to the studio version. However we eventually decided that she was in fact singing, which was really quite impressive. It was a couple of songs before Goulding even acknowledged the small audience, but she didn’t really need to ‘work’ them, those that

were there to see her seemed to be twitching with excitement, the rest didn’t really care what was going on. It was a few songs in before she played Under the Sheets, the popular first single, but when she did the crowd swayed appropriately, and when ‘Starry Eyed’ ended the gig the room was practically bouncing, the sign of a good show I guess. Ellie Goulding is definitely worth watching live, even if just to see her support act, just make sure you’re in a good mood when you go in. That goes for all gigs. Ellie Goulding will be supporting John Mayer in concert at the Cardiff International Arena on May 26th and 27th.

BLACKOUT REVIEW Reporter Harriet Perkins tells us about her recent Sin City lash up while watching Welsh alternative rock band - The Blackout! If you love a good gig, and rock music lost out to I Spy Strangers for the better is what gets you up on the dance floor, supporting act. By the time The Blackout came then Sin City is definitely the place to be on a Saturday night. The series of on, everyone was psyched up ready to Saturday Night Big Gigs was launched rock and if they were like me probably on 10th of April by The Blackout with had one too many ciders. They created ‘I Spy Strangers’ and ‘Straight Lines’ an immense atmosphere breaking into supporting. Birmingham lads “Sean decided to sift through the I Spy Strangers got the crowd crowd and tackle people who weren’t warmed up with listening to him” an energetic performance, playing songs such as ‘If they move, ‘I’m A Riot? You’re A F**King Riot’ kill ‘em’, with The Blackout’s frontman without holding back, Sean Smith had Sean Smith joining them on stage for excellent energy, as always, diving into one song. the crowd, spraying water at everyone Semi-popular Welsh band Straight and making rude gestures with the Lines (formally Said Mike) followed microphone (nice!). with pop - punk tunes such as ‘Versus They played ‘Prepare for A the Allegiance’ and ‘Antics’, one of my Wound’ and ‘I know you are, but what personal favorites. Tom Jenkins made a am I’ from their album ‘The Dynamite’, good effort on vocals but the vibe had which are always fun to jump around soon mellowed and in my opinion they to. From their new album, The Best

In Town, they played songs such as ‘Children of the Night’, ‘This is why we can’t have nice things’, ‘S.T.F Uppercut’ which they dedicated to “everyone who likes football” and ‘Save Our Selves (The Warning)’ which they closed the show with, before getting everyone in the room to kneel down and then jump as high as they could; hilariously Sean decided to sift through the crowd and tackle people who weren’t listening to him. The after show party was held on the top floor of Sin City and was a good way to end the gig. With drink prices ranging from a double spirit and mixture for £3.00 and a pint for £2.00 it’s hard not to pretend that you’re a rock star at the end of the night. My friends and I rolled out of there by two o’clock and had an amazing time, definitely worth the hangover in the morning!


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MIXTAPE

This week, newly elected Education Officer Luke James gives us his top 10 tracks of the moment. From July 1st onwards I get the massive privelege of being your Education Officer and adding to the great work done by Ross Gilman over the last two years. These ten tracks will no doubt be the themetune for the fight to put education and experience back at the heart of Swansea Uni.

The XX – Intro It’s a mere 2 minutes and 7 seconds and strictly an intro to the album but it packs a punch. It has already become a general election theme tune and it’s part of my strict pre football play list; UP TEAM SLOTH!

tired. I am very much looking forward to receiving my Desmond Tutu.

hyd ddiwedd amser, a bydd yr iaith Gymraeg yn fyw!

play it every couple of weeks to stop me nagging them.

The Stone Roses – This is the One

Sidney Sampson feat Wizards Sleeve – Riverside Reminds me of good times dancing with my Ents comrades, although debate still rages over what the official dance is!

Blondie – Maria

Bombay Bicycle Club – Always Like This

Yeasayer – Ambling Alp

On the morning of the sabb elections I felt quite down and like I was out of it, but this track came on and made me want to get out there and give it everything I had for one last day.

Vampire Weekend – Diplomats Son It’s top of my Spotify play list for when I’m working on the Ents box office and get to decide what the corridor and men’s toilets should listen to. It’s just very now.

Got a really cool chilled out summer vibe going on and it even gets a bit reggae. Proper summer tune.

Delphic – This Momentary

Masters in France – Milgi

It serves as the helpful reminder I need to make the most of my time at uni and gets me up for a night out if I’m feeling

Relentlessly energetic tune and shows Welsh language indie rock and roll is alive and kicking – Byddwn yma

A song of absolutely epic proportions which I periodically forget about and then happily rediscover.

Really lively experimental sound, very different and always uplifting.

Haddaway – What is Love? My Tooters tune of choice, the DJ’ing legends that are Nathan and Martyn

REVIEWS

Our harsh critical reporters review this week’s upcoming singles and albums.

Gorillaz – Superfast Jellyfish

General Fiasco - Buildings

The Features - The Temporary Blues

Eli ‘Paperboy’ Reed - Come and Get It

The second single from Gorillaz’s third offering starts with an advertisement. It’s entirely appropriate, as the single is exactly that on every possible level: an advertisement for the new album. It is a song which perfectly reflects the environment that the album’s title and artwork portrays: sand, plastic, and animated characters. As a single in its own right Superfast Jellyfish ticks all the right boxes as well. It is bang-on three minutes, has perfectly pleasant pop aesthetics, blended with a touch of R’n’B courtesy of guest artist De La Soul, and survives multiple listenings. However, this is more than a simple pop song: the plastic packaging and coastal wildlife metaphors are all there, giving meaning and substance where it can afford to ride on its easy-listening merits. Flaws? The multi-layered vocals can occasionally overlap with the textured instrumental landscapes. Perhaps the problem there is that this single is too complete.

You know when you eat a Big Mac it’s bloody tasty, but about half an hour later you’re hungry again? Rendering that greasy little artery blocker is an inexpensive memory. Well the same can be said for General Fiasco’s debut album Buildings. On first play there’s nothing wrong with it and it goes down well (so to speak), but you’re left saying “that was nice”, like how you’d describe a mediocre dinner to the cook. Each song is a little nugget of punk-pop that sits happily in your ears, especially in this glorious weather, but there’s no lasting impression, nothing to shout about. New single and track two ‘Ever so Shy’ is a high point and Owen Strathern’s vocals have a gruff quality that definitely adds to the band’s sound. However, the lyrics are pretty dire and mean very little. So if you like The Enemy and The Pigeon Detectives - get involved. But if not, dodge the bullet.

At first listen The Features sound much like Kings of Leon, with whom they share a record label, Serpents and Snakes. However, as the chorus kicks in we’re welcomed with a delicious mix of rock and country that the band, from a small Southern town in Tennessee called Sparta (Try not to quote 300) have made their own. The band consists of lead singer and guitarist Matthew Pelham, bass player Rodger Dabbs, keyboard player Mark Bond and drummer Rollum Haas. The band toured the UK throughout April and will be opening Kings of Leon’s Hyde Park show in June. ‘The Temporary Blues’ is quite a refreshing song, although it begins a little slow, once the beat (and the catchy lyrics from the chorus) start, you’ll find yourself wanting this song to be on when you sit in the sun with a beer on a hot day. This is definitely a rock hit for the summer.

The US soul sensation Eli ‘Paperboy’ Reed releases his first major-label debut album on May 10th through Parlophone records. ‘Come and Get It’ features 12 tracks that seem to complement each other nicely. There is no doubt that Reed’s voice is charismatic and full of conviction and his short chord-based solos add to the feel as though this album is being listened to through a record player. Yet Reed brings out a fresh texture, setting himself apart from the likes of Motown and Otis Reading and trying to entice a larger audience. It is hard to criticise ‘Come and Get It’. With its use of brass instruments and backing vocals, I do feel as though I am in my Grandparent’s house being subjected to Capitol Gold, and who doesn’t love the 60s? However, I’m not sure that I would buy the album out of personal choice.

The Rebs boast being ‘one of Hampshire’s most promising bands’, their new single ‘Don’t Fool Yourself’ is being released 26th April on iTunes. The single opens with a blur of nasty sounding guitars that were not to my taste, then collapses into a far more pleasing chord pattern played on organ like synths reminiscent of Procol Harem’s ‘A Lighter Shade of Pale’ driven by a solid drum beat. There’s a strange little seemingly needless coda at the end featuring a descending little tinkling from a piano which slightly takes away from the overall effect. Saying that, the chorus is extremely catchy and the song rises to an anthem like climax, definitely one for Sin City on a Wednesday night. The other two songs featured on the single ‘Would I Remember’ and ‘In a Heartbeat’ follow the same suit and are reasonable but lack any real defining qualities.

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By Andrew Belcher

Tanzania offers delights which cannot be found anywhere in East Africa, yet its pleasures are heavily concentrated in Zanzibar, the small island in the Indian Ocean. A jumble of cultures from various areas of the world, ranging from Tanzania, Persia, India, Britain and Portugal, blend to form Zanzibar’s unique culture. Discover the engaging and dark history of Zanzibar’s role in slavery under the British Empire in Stone Town, a contrast to the evenings relaxing Tangawizi on the golden beaches on Nungwi. Known as the ‘Spice Island’, the role of cuisine is central to the culture. The elements and diversity which have created Zanzibar have inspired a remarkable array of foods from across the world. The Stone Town of Zanzibar City bustles with life and plays hosts to an experience to remember. The aroma of spices, the chatter of local merchants and the traditional live music drifting through the Old Fort’s walls combine with the lamp light to make an evening’s meal in the food market truly unforgettable. The day’s freshest catch and ripest fruit is cooked as you wait and the Zanzibar’s banana and chocolate pizza beckons you further. Stone Town pulses with night-life and caters for everyone, whatever you choose to do. The history and unique culture of Stone Town bear much interest for any traveller or holiday-maker. The winding alleyways and bustling bazaars of Stone Town provide the most intriguing maze to explore and deeply portray the fascinating history of the island. The exploitation of Zanzibar under the British Empire is embedded in the centre of Stone Town and the palace belonging to the Sultans of Zanzibar stretches far along the coastline, bearing tribute to the independence awarded in 1963. Zanzibar bears its independence from the British Empire with pride and the union with Tanzania ushered in a new era of delight which they enthusiastically share with the world. The many religions of Zanzibar live in harmony and encourage you to explore their spectacular churches and mosques. The history of the island that bore Freddie Mercury is modest and it holds significant interest to visitors from around the world. The beauty continues deep in the blue seas of Pemba. The burning sun penetrates the crystal clear waters of the Indian Ocean creating a paradise for scuba-diving and snorkelling during the day. Offer dolphins the chance to swim with you in their natural habitat, follow the giant turtle’s descent to the ocean’s depth or observe the multi-coloured fish shooting in and out of the coral reef; the possibilities to explore are endless. After the adventure, relax in the beach hammocks and enjoy the best mangoes Zanzibar has to offer or sail to an adjacent bay for the legendary full moon party. There is plenty more wildlife on view above the water. An afternoon with Zanzibar’s native Red Colobus Monkeys involves a small trek through the Jozani forest to reach the homeland of these endangered animals, where they welcome you hospitability in exchange for a few treats. Curious about you and your camera, the monkeys desire your attention and you will be unable to resist their playful nature. Either lazing about above you or playing in the trees, the Red Colobus Monkey will captivate your spirit. Zanzibar is unspoilt by mass tourism and the magic of Zanzibar is alive and beats throughout the island, presenting a unique experience for any traveller or a perfect getaway following university. Whether you fancy excitement, history or relaxing on some of the world’s best beaches, Zanzibar must be considered for a journey to remember.

Stunning white sand beaches

the Fact File Peak tourist times are from July to September, but the hidden sweet spot is from October to February. Hotels cost as little as £8-£10 per night. A meal costs between £5-£8 at many of Zanzibar’s excellent restaurants. Local fruit and snacks cost as little as twenty pence. Excursions and water-sports are extremely cheap and readily available (£15 for scuba-diving, £8 for dolphins and monkey trekking, £4 for spice tours). Flights cost around £600 with British Airways or Kenya Airways but vary according to tourist seasons.

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The best year of your life A STUDENT OVERVIEW OF STUDYING ABROAD Many students have studied abroad in the United States at various Universities in states such as California, New York, Colorado, Maryland and North Carolina. Whether you are looking for sun and surf or the big city life, studying abroad allows you to experience many new opportunities and meet new people that you will remember for the rest of your life. California has much to offer students who are studying abroad besides its yearlong sunshine and beautiful beaches! Each of the Golden State’s Universities will give you a different experience. Long Beach is twenty minutes from places of interest such as Hollywood and Downtown Los Angeles. The differences between the areas of Los Angeles are vast. On the one hand, you have Downtown with great shops and restaurants, generally a place where you can experience firsthand the true ethnic culture of LA, one the other you also have places such as Beverly Hills and Hollywood, which are completely the opposite, boasting designer shops and stunning architecture. Long Beach provides a calmer side to the city, just outside of the hustle and bustle, yet still close enough to visit with ease. Having the beaches so near is also a great benefit! With Seal Beach only a couple of minutes away and a short drive from other spots, such as Huntington Beach, Newport Beach and Laguna you are never short of places to go! LA is also near other destinations, such as Las Vegas, the Grand Canyon, Yosemite, San Francisco and much more. It is truly the home of variety, entertainment, culture and amazement. Jeni Calnan studied in Amherst, Massachusetts and says that “studying in America was the best year of my life; I met so many lifelong friends and had an amazing experience travelling around the country! I was also able to see President Obama’s inauguration in Washington D.C. which I will never forget.” Gareth Evans studied in Colorado State University and loved his time living and snowboarding in some of the best ski resorts in the world. Gareth says his year abroad was “an incredible experience with incredible friends, living in Colorado provided the best times in the heart of the Rockies.” Shona McHugh studied in the State University of New York at Albany and recalls that: “My year spent studying abroad was perhaps one of the most mind blowing and eye opening experiences of my life. I met so many amazing people and got to study at a fantastic university, doing courses I wouldn’t have had the chance to do over here. I got to spend a lot of time travelling and saw some amazingly diverse places, from the backwoods of upstate New York to Manhattan itself. Everyone was so welcoming and really made you feel at home. If I could do it all again, I would, in a heartbeat. My one tip for people thinking about studying abroad is DO IT! You seriously won’t regret, or forget it.” Apart from attending University and travelling during your year abroad there are many other opportunities open to you. After your studies you can decide to stay longer in America and complete Academic Training, which could consist of an internship in fields such as advertising, broadcasting, law and publishing. This provides invaluable experience and looks great on your CV!

BYRON BAY - AUSTRALIA By Sam Barnett At the most easterly point of mainland Australia, nestled beneath the imposing peak of Mount Warning, or the rain-maker as the Aboriginal people once called it, sits the colourful little town of Byron Bay. Famous as Australia’s Hippy capital, Byron Bay has been attracting backpackers from across the globe for generations, and it’s not hard to see why. Byron Bay boasts four pristine beaches, with golden sands and clear, turquoise waters, literally swimming with marine life, including Stingrays, Barramundi, Turtles and even Dolphins. Unlike Australia’s other big tourist hotspots, Byron Bay remains relatively undeveloped, its un-crowded beaches are surrounded by sand dunes and forests rather than skyscrapers and shopping centres. In fact, the beaches and parks of Byron Bay are so unspoiled they are home to Water Dragons, Goanas, Kookaburras and even two types of Snake. As well as being a home to wildlife both in and out the water, Byron Bay can boast some of the most reliable surf in Australia. Despite its immense popularity, Byron Bay has managed to remain relatively unspoiled, though its neighbour to the north, the Gold Coast can only be described as Australia’s answer to Benidorm, only bigger. Byron Bay in contrast, has done something magnificent; it has somehow retained its unique charm, its streets bustle with weird and wonderful people, eccentric shop fronts decorate the town making it quite different to any other homogenised town you expect to find in this globalised world of ours. The area also has a refreshing cosmopolitan feel about it, at night the area comes alive with pubs and clubs, many showcasing the town’s vibrant music scene by playing live music every night and staying open well into the early hours. Although it may just be a small town, Byron Bay offers some of the best dining Australia has to offer outside of Melbourne. The food in Byron Bay is fresh and tasty, this being quite a rarity for Australia generally; restaurants from across the globe compete ferociously to get you through their doors. Every Sunday morning, in the town of Bangalow, 10 miles to the west, there is a huge car boot sale, but unlike one of its British counterparts, it’s a must visit! Firstly because of the drive; the road to Bangalow twists and turns as it goes over the rolling hills of northern New South Wales and early in the morning the valleys are shrouded in mist, making the drive one of the worlds most beautiful car boot runs. When you arrive at the Bangalow market you will be overwhelmed by the vast array of stalls spreading out into the distance in every direction, filled with pointless curios, antiques, everything an ageing hippie would ever need and much more. No trip to Byron Bay is complete without a trip to its famous lighthouse, standing at the tip of Cape Byron, the Lighthouse stands east of almost everything and has the best views of Byron Bay and the country beyond. Anyone planning on visiting Australia simply has to visit this eccentric little town in northern New South Wales, it truly is a highlight in any trip down under.

By Cassie Popli

STONE-TASTIC: Stone Henge, one of Britains most famous landmarks As well as sending many students to America, Swansea also has many American students visit our campus to study. The American Studies office has a dedicated team who aim to show Americans the best of the UK. Some of their excursions included trips to Stonehenge, North Wales, Tintern Abbey, Cardiff and Bath. The Stonehenge and Avebury trip took place last October and took American students to visit one of the most famous attractions in the UK. The coach left Swansea campus and took the students to Avebury where they were taken on a tour the largest megalithic stone circle in the world. Many people believe that the stone circle has an electromagnetic force that keeps your body in balance and often travel back to the site for this reason. Cody McGeein from California studied in Swansea last term and says that “living in Wales was definitely the best experience of my life. I met a lot of really good people and made some friends that I will have for the rest of my life. I felt that I truly got to experience the culture and am looking forward to bringing some of my friends from back home to Swansea to share the awesome experience.”

STUNNING LANDSCAPE: View of Byron Bay


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S The Short Appeal U M M E R By Lucinda Reid

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Drunk before noon With the hot weather and the lure of the beer garden, we’ve now got an excuse to be drunk before the sun goes down.

Volcanic Eruption Stranded in beautiful countries...bad thing? Not being able to go on holiday...bad thing!

Varsity Let’s hope the match being in Swansea is lucky for all those involved. Good Luck everyone!

Library With deadlines and exam dates looming, when you finally find a computer you sit there melting. Rubbish.

Editor James Snaith’s New Jacket Finally taking our advice with his new lightweight, Rocha Jon Rocha jakcet. Phwoar.

Skanky Feet If you’re going to wear sandals/flip flops make sure your feet are in decent condition!

shorts, cycling shorts, tailored shorts, denim shorts, short culottes and even bloomers were seen on the catwalk; this season fashion designers are trying to tell us something. The ‘must have’ in any fashion conscious wardrobe for spring/summer 2010 is a pair of shorts, that can come in a variety of forms. Dolce and Gabbana favoured denim this season, ripping theirs and making them high waisted giving the illusion of a modern Dolly Parton. Sienna and Savannah Miller’s fashion line Twenty8Twelve also produced the denim short, but more classically, worn slung on the hips teamed with a denim shirt, following the denim on denim trend. Elsewhere Alexander Wang, ever the innovator, created some quilted denim bloomers (seen left) that worked brilliantly with classic Breton stripes. Aside from denim were perfectly tailored shorts that came in a cool linen or cotton that would be the ideal alternative evening wear to the popular body con skirt of last season. PPQ produced a gorgeous pair in white, whilst Marc by Marc Jacobs opted for patterned shorts. The most surprising addition to the catwalks was the return of cycling shorts. Louis Vuitton produced a lace, almost corseted pair which were worn with a full skirt. The effect is edgy and surprisingly practical as it enables you to wear shorter skirts but maintain your decency. Topshop jumped instantly on the trend and produced a variety of cycling shorts from patterned to plain at a very reasonable £12, a relief for fashionistas on a budget as they can instantly update your wardrobe. For the perfect tailored shorts head to Miss Selfridge as they have a variety of different styles to suit your shape and at a student friendly price. For a denim fix, River Island have a large range, but for bargain denim New Look is the place to head. As the days grow longer and the sun becomes stronger it is the time to listen to the fashion designers and show off our legs in celebration of another summer season!

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Boys; do it in style this Summer Whilst searching for this weeks ‘Students do it in style,’ we came to the conclusion that the majority of the boys around campus either don’t make an effort or don’t know how to dress. Therefore we have decided to compile our top tips on how to look good this summer! Read and learn boys! 1. DO NOT wear a wooly hat and sandals/flip flops. Pick a season!

3. DO invest in a nice pair of sunglasses. They don’t have to be designer but the girls and your eyes will thank you for it. 4. DO NOT wear socks with shorts. It looks shizer. 5. DO clean your feet. We don’t expect nail polish but clean and short toe nails isn’t much to ask for. We’ve picked our favourite outfits from the high street so it won’t break the bank but will turn heads for all the right reasons.

2. DO branch out beyond t-shirt, patterned/khaki shorts and flip flops.

Get the Look Burtons £25 Mix it up with a denim shorts, quirky t-shirt and espadrille.

River Island £7.99

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River Island £19.99 Michael Kestell 2nd Year Business Shorts- Topman £30 T-Shirt- Topman £16 Flip Flops- Quiksilver £10 Bag- Topman £20 Cardigan- Next £15 Sunglasses- River Island £12


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I got love for you if you were A Bum deal? born in the 80’s By Cara Dare Edwards By Lucinda Reid The 80’s revival is hardly alien to the

Topman £26 Asos £16

We normally recall the 80’s as a period

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of fatal fashion disasters that are best left in the past; perms, spandex, excessive glitter, neon colours and an endless amount of unflattering shapes! Right? Wrong. Celeb land has gone cuckoo for the revival of the glorious 80’s, the upcoming Sex and the City 2 features a retreat to Carrie and the girls back in their fashion experimentation stage in the 80’s, a recent episode of TV show Gossip Girl took a trip back in time to focus on the trends that reigned back then. A quick glance at some of Spring/ Summer 2010’s hottest trends and the inspiration behind them is quite apparent; the 80’s are making a comeback! But with a new wave twist that is changing the way we once thought of them. The good news for students is the high street at the moment is just full of great buys

that can be adapted to suit 80’s looks, Topshop, the number one destination for student style, has launched their Topshop Unique and ‘Lolita’ collections for this summer. Flashes of fluorescent colours intertwined with on trend pastels, punk studs mixed with pop coloured and acid wash skinny jeans, oversized hair bows and cropped tees galore; these collections have been taken straight out of Flashdance and given a modern makeover! Invest and make a statement in Topshop’s heart print skinnies for £45.00 (don’t forget student discount) or a cute cropped denim jacket, versatile staples that add instant pop to an outfit! If you’re unconvinced by the boldness of some of the 80’s trends then consider boosting your fashion credit with some plastic accessories or an oversized headband Lady Gaga style, either way this is definitely a trend worthy of honouring!

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do it in style James the editor has spoken and this weeks most stylish student is Heather Wilkes.

This week we’ve taken 2 of the key trends this Summer and picked our favourites. Wedges and Clogs made the cut, with both featuring heavily on the catwalk. Enjoy. ASOS £40 A mix between the shoe boot and the sandal, perfect for your foots transition from Spring into Summer!

Heather Wilkes 2nd Year English and American Studies Miss Selfridge £40

Dress- Republic £25 Shoes- River Island £45 Bag- River Island £60

With clogs causing such debate Miss Selfridge have created this pair taking the clogs essentials and making them a little less controversial to wear.

fashion industry with crop tops, shoulder pads and body-con all timewarping from the 1980’s to present day. Although some of these trends were met with mixed reviews they have repetitively appeared on the high street. But then fashion designers brought back the Bum Bag. Now let’s be honest, the mere name sends shivers down my spine. Images of ugly black polyester combined with unpleasant silver zips which hang distastefully on your waist spring instantly to mind. Why were Louis Vuitton and Dolce Gabbana even attempting to make this trendy? Nevertheless with the use of buckles, studs and tassels against leather and denim, surprisingly they were succeeding. In January 2010, talk of the Bum Bag comeback hit the news. Journalists debated whether Marks and Spencer’s decision to embrace the trend was foolish or inventive as the style was yet to be seen significantly on the high street. Three months later and the store can surely be smug since Topshop unveiled their neon studded version and River Island combined another 80’s trend, distressed denim, adorning their controversial accessory. But even though it appears to be back on the high street does this mean that we are convinced, or will its reputation for being used only by market traders and tourists prohibit fashionistas from wearing them? The Bum Bag certainly has a long way to go before securing its place on the fashionable student, but with the likes of Rihanna embracing the trend, a Facebook group named ‘The Bum Bag Appreciation Society’ and magazines hinting it will be the must have of 2010, anything is possible. I remain uncertain; can I see myself wearing it on a shopping trip, or around university? Maybe not. But sporting River Island’s studded version (seen centre) around my waist at a music festival, an accessory that will be both practical and apparently fashionable... Why not?


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Debauchery & Dissidence Sympathy for the Devil The Devil’s Rejects The Devil’s Rejects centres on a family of misfits with a variety of fixations and fetishes. The cops have finally narrowed them down to their home as a result the family have to flee. An oxymoronic film that turns every prejudgement of character you have on its head. The family consist of Captain Spaulding, Otis and Baby all, who murder, indulge in debauchery and play with human beings like toys. Yet the main cop in charge of the investigation, Sheriff Wydell, is consumed by the family’s actions, displaying sadism that is almost equal to theirs. Capturing the family and inflicting his personal justice upon them becomes his obsession and ironically leads him to arguably surpass the family in brutality. The Devil’s Rejects will divide friendships as each of you decide whether you sympathise with the family or Sheriff Wydell, as the film delightfully plays with the theme of family ties, relationships and obligations, promoting the value that the family that slays together stays together. Rob Zombie’s choice in direction and song choice lead to a variety of outlandish, eccentric yet empathetic scenes. These moments only work because each choice in direction has been chosen with precise motive to move you as an audience to decide if justice has indeed been served. Is it gory? Yes. Is it Obscene? Yes. Is it just another mindless horror film? No! This is a film that invites you to actually think about the concepts it presents you with, to challenge them with your own.

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Old Boy This is a fantastic and cringe worthy film that is utterly full of vengeance and violence. The plot follows Oh Dae-su as he tries to comprehend his fifteen year imprisonment and his eventual release sees him go about wreaking pain on his captors to discover the cause of his incarceration. This is a darkly delicious film with its emotional cruelty, the moments of black humour and a perfectly twisted ending; add the excellence of the shots, particularly the corridor fight, to make for some amazing viewing. As it is a Korean film, it is subtitled but don’t let that put you off, Oldboy is well worth watching. ZL

Political Sensitivity The Hurt Locker At first, you might think that The Hurt Locker is a film about combat, and the life of a bomb disposal team after the arrival of SFC William James as a replacement for the previous disposal expert. Needless to say, the newcomer has a unique, not always orthodox way of dealing with missions. Nevertheless, at a second thought, we see that The Hurt Locker is about the Occidental citizen turned into soldier and having to fight on a field where all the previously known values are given

Censorship in the WARNING cinema The concluding piece of The Waterfront Film’s journey through the world of taboo, this issue will cautiously touch upon the films that dared to delve among the most sensititive and chaotic topics ever committed to celluloid. From politically sensitive plots, to drugs and debauchery, and morally reprehensible protagonists, this issue looks at them all. different meanings. What is more, the film does provide you with a boost of suspense, alertness and diversity. But above all, it talks about the human nature in its authenticity- without Rambo muscles, without bravado or counterfeit patriotic discourses. For instance, when asked by his peer Sergeant JT Sanborn what motivates him to take the risk, SFC William James simply answers “I don’t know. I guess I don’t think about it”. Apart from this, however, it is impossible not to guess the film’s connection to the political agenda in another way. Politicians try to convince the population that troops abroad deter terror at home. Nevertheless, the popularity of war is plunging and with it the sympathy for those sent on the field. Isn’t it more reasonable to see it a plead for both the visible and invisible wounds of men on both sides of the barricade, without accounting their reasons for being there? GA

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the subject matter of the film is, the end result is gentle slapstick humour tinged with the acerbic and risqué wit that Morris has become renowned for. With the portrayals of the incompetent would-be suicide bombers verging on the ridiculous, and exaggerated depictions of “extremist” behaviour (such as one fundamental keeping his wife in the cupboard) combined with the human rendering of each of the main characters, this is a film that will divide audiences on whether it is being ironic or just downright offensive. Christopher Morris has been on record claiming that “in a weird way that it is a good hearted film,” and for what it’s worth this reviewer agrees, and salutes the bravery of Mr. Morris in daring to poke fun at such an oft avoided subject.VDB

Drugs and Debauchery

Requiem for a dream

Chris Morris has an infamous reputation when it comes to stirring up controversy. Who can forget the furore that erupted when he did a special “Paedogeddon” episode of his spoof news show Brasseye? With a mind as anarchic and irreverent as his, news that Morris had made a film satirising the activities of British born Islamic extremists was met with terrified silences and phone calls to M15’s elite bomb disposal’s unit with instructions to be on stand by for the premier. Yet despite all the sensationalism the film caused, what followed was both a hilarious and pensive look at the mechanics of fanaticism and the hysteria that follows. As severe and senstitive

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Of all the films regarding drug abuse, none are quite as controversial and gritty as Requiem for a Dream. The film follows the lives of four people; each with an addiction and with every minute that passes the viewer sees the deterioration of the characters lives and of themselves as individuals. The film displays a pus-infected arm as a result of injection, vomiting onto the camera and a cocaine fuelled prostitution scene involving voyeuristic business men. This is not a film about redemption and being saved from your own faults, instead the director Aronofsky lets each character descend into their own personal hell as a result of these flaws. Involving prostitution,

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hard drug abuse, amputation, racism and electro-shock therapy, Requiem intends to stun the audience with its honesty about the subject, and includes, perhaps what is most disturbing an elderly mothers addiction to diet pills and the unravelling of her sanity. Requiem is both disturbing and hard to watch, yet brilliant too. DL

A Clockwork Orange A Clockwork Orange was a controversial film right from its release in 1971. Set in the future, it follows the story of the teenage Alex (Malcolm McDowell) who enjoys raping women, violence and murder. Eventually his actions must be accounted for and is sent to prison. It is here he volunteers for an experimental treatment which looks to rehabilitate him from returning to his old ways. The film was not only notorious for its sexual violence, but for its depiction of dystopian politics. The government of the film tries to take away Alex’s free will by manipulating him to act the way this nanny state feels is right. After a series of events following these experimental ‘cures’, Alex is asked to work for the government – with hints of his intention of returning to his old violent ways. The corrupt system, along with the real life occurrences of copycat killings caused such controversy that director Stanley Kubrick received death threats. Consequently, the film was withdrawn for 27 years where it was finally re-released in 2000. AW Compiled by Zoe Lim, Hannah Bowden, Georgiana Avram, Victoria Doherty-Bone, David Lewis, and Andy Williams.

Rhys Williams questions the cost of the gutting violence that has become the staple in horror films...

Picture the scene; a dark dingy room, blood flies across the screen, a mysterious voice tells you your fate, screams are ringing through your speakers as a fat man is beheaded by a blunt knife as he begs for his captors mercy. No this isn’t just a news story on the brutality of war, this is the opening scene from one of the stupidly overrated movies in the Saw franchise. As the series gears up for its seventh theatrical release this year, a number which is very rare for a horror franchise. I have to ask the question of why we keep paying to see this storyless trash?. Films such as Saw and Hostel,

whose primary selling point is violence, have been dubbed “torture porn” by the media. Over the last ten years we have seen a significant rise in these “torture porn” films - which really can’t even be called films due to their lack of anything resembling a storyline or structure, just plain human brutality. One argument that could be put forward for these films is that they are merely a homage to the “video nasty” of the early 80’s, which saw many overly violent, low budget horror movies released to VHS in the UK and subsequently banned due to media outcry. But even these films attempted to get something

across to viewers with more than just blood and guts. During the 80’s though these films weren’t released theatrically, unlike today where there’s a new seemingly mindless torture movie released every week; which begs the question. Are we really that desensitized to violence that we pay our hard earned money to watch people cutting themselves to pieces? Or is it an attempt by a new generation of Hollywood filmmakers to show us that there is no limit to what they can show on screen. Hopefully the novelty of more blood, less story will wear off and force

filmmakers to think about more than what’s going to shock the audience into buying tickets. But as long as you, the movie-goer’s keep buying over priced tickets for these movies then I guess they’re here to stay for many years to come. One good thing to come out of this scenario is that in time the Oscars will have to include an award for best torture sequence in a motion picture, which would be amusing to say the least . Rhys Williams


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The best of the latest releases to grace the big screen are dissected especially for you, the fantastically attractive Waterfront reading public. Ta da!

the ghost

who’s in it: Ewan McGregor, Pierce Brosnan, Kim Cattrall. what’s it about: Based on Robert Harris’ novel of the same title, the film follows McGregor who is offered the opportunity to write the memoirs of a former prime minister as a ‘ghost writer’. The prime minister is suspected of handing over terror suspects to be tortured, as well as other war crimes. McGregor starts to unravel evidence suggesting his ghost-writer predecessor may have found information that eventually led to his death. what it’s like: ‘The Ghost’ can be viewed as a solid return for the controversial director Roman Polanski. The film is a clear allegory to the BlairIraq scandal including references to the War on Terror, as well as an overlyfamiliar relationship with the United States. Brosnan’s prime-minister easily moves from the suave Bond-esque figure we recognise him as, to an enraged politician. The plot twists and turns through Westminster and modern British politics, whilst the Americanisation of Brosnan is apparent. Though the film tries to maintain its realism, it is after all a thriller, and includes a sat-nav guiding McGregor to his predecessor’s deathbed . Add to this the ridiculous scene which sees McGregor infiltrating the CIA via Google. In order to dramatise the film further Brosnan’s likeness to Blair is not underplayed and with the results of the Chilcot enquiry yet to be fully seen, the film teeters dangerously close to real life, in particular in the way McGregor finds salvation through Google, as we all do. david lewis

whip it

i love you phillip morris

kick ass

who’s in it: Ellen Page, Kristen Wiig, Juliette Lewis, Drew Barrymore, Marcia Gay-Harden

who’s in it: Jim Carrey, Ewan McGregor

who’s in it: British actor Aaron Johnson plays the average nerd Dave with Nicholas Cage giving a surprisingly good performance as Damon/Big Daddy. Chloë Moretz is perhaps the youngest actress ever to use the C word with the portrayal of her character Hit Girl. Red Mist was a crowd pleaser, played by Christopher Mintz-Plasse (yes that’s everyone’s favourite from Superbad, McLovin).

what it’s about: Con man Steven Russell struggles to stay out of prison whilst maintaining his relationship with fellow ex-con Phillip Morris.

what’s it about: In the small town of Bodeen, Texas, beauty pageant winner Bliss Cavender (Page) opens up a new world after discovering a roller derby league in Austin. After taking try outs with the Hurl Scouts, Bliss becomes Babe Ruthless, but what effect will roller derby take on her old life?

what it’s like: Without a doubt, the best thing about this film is the two lead performances. Carrey’s back on full form in this flick as he balances the outrageous slapstick comedy he’s known for with the more delicate aspects of the story with perfection. His co-star, McGregor, similarly brings a thick slice of comedy, however it’s his portrayal of the title character as a sweet and naive double to Carrey’s bold and eccentric Steven Russell that makes him note worthy. The story itself provides the perfect arena for this two to play in, poking fun at prison life and corporate fraud, but it never loses focus of the genuinely touching love story at the heart of this film. Although the relationship is homosexual it is handled delicately, with the jokes focusing on the way the relationship pans out rather than using it as the punch line. Overall, this is one of the funniest romantic comedies of the year.

what’s it like: Roller Derby is a fairly unknown sport, especially in the UK. Barrymore’s directorial debut introduces the sport to a new audience while weaving a thoroughly entertaining story into it. The audience is introduced to the sport and its affect on Bliss, and watch her transformation into the latest Hurl Scouts recruit, Babe Ruthless. It is here she meets some amazingly named women including Maggie Mayhem, Rosa Sparks and Smashley Simpson. The Scouts have never won a game, but with Babe Ruthless in their ranks and with determination from their coach, Razor, things seem set to change. Now this sounds much like any run-of-themill sports film, but it’s the contrast between the ruthless nature of Roller Derby and the beauty pageants Bliss enters to please her overbearing mother that sets it apart. Of course these two worlds collide as Bliss tells her parents about her love of roller derby, in what has to be the stand-out scene. Whip it is very enjoyable, funny, smart despite being a little cliché - a film that stands out from the rest of its genre.

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hidden gems Only a few films remain embedded in my memory and manage to generate the same enthusiasm even after seeing them for numerous times. It is irrelevant how I came across Nyfes, but it soon became one of those films. The plot is set in 1922, when transatlantic journeys used to take weeks, not hours, and focuses on 700 mail order brides coming from South and Eastern Europe and destined to marry men living in America. Also taking this journey is the American war photographer Norman Harris-

After all, “it is not a punishment to remember someone you loved. The

what’s it like: Whether you’re a fan of the superhero movie or not, Kick Ass is definitely a must see. With the impressive fight scenes you’re sure you are watching a superhero flick, but great characters like Red Mist and Hit Girl give you all the laughs of a comedy. In the end you get an impressive hybrid of both genres which is sure to please all fans.

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Great films that you should see that you may have never heard of interpreted by Damian Lewis. This journey, will also mean his last chance to fall in love, before returning to his failed marriage. A scene that you should not miss is when Norman sets out to photograph the future brides, all wearing their traditional wedding dresses, with white lace, veils, lemon flowers or red adornments. Of these, only one, Niki Douka, played by Victoria Haralabidou, wears the colour of mourning, as she is the one to bear the burden of understanding the cynicism of their fates and that their future will not be as bright as their hopes. Before reaching their destination, Niki and Norman will fall in love with each other, but will the two follow their feelings or will the chains of duty and social norm constrain them to take different paths?

what’s it about: Kick Ass manages to include all the great action you would expect from a superhero film, while still poking fun at more ridiculous concepts of the genre. The film ponders: “How come no-one’s tried to be a superhero?” Cue a scuba diving suit, and masses of beatings for our not-so-super hero. A chance video of one of the incredibly choreographed fights put onto youtube results in Kick Ass becoming a local celebrity. In true superhero film fashion, there is of course a villain whith whom Big Daddy has a vendetta against. Upon seeing Kick Ass on the internet, Big Daddy and Hit Girl propose that Dave/ Kick Ass join them in their fight against the criminals of New York.

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Best seen in: A disconcertingly punishment is to forget.” What sets Nyfes apart from similar forceful actor, Malcolm McDowell made a productions is the soundtrack composed name for himself in the ‘60’s and ‘70’s for by Stamatis Spanoudakis. In this case, playing debauched and unhinged characters the music does not only compliment who revel in the crumbling morality of the the action, but it also voices out the world around them. His intense portrayal untold conflicts of the characters. of the amoral Alex in A Clockwork Spanoudakis’s music tries to render Orange simultaneously drew and repulsed the sound of the sea, at times calm, but audiences as he conveyed the dark and also whirling, melancholic or enraged glorious charisma of the Beethoven as it hits the Greek shores. In addition obsessed delinquent. Similarly, to this, it is hard to confine the film to McDowell communicated the sinister the genres of drama and romance, as and magnetic energy of emperor it is somehow too subtle and ironic to Caligula in the film of the same name be any of them and is most like a story as he wantonly indulged in all sorts of depravity, which included incest. about the human spirit. Now into his 60’s, he has shown no interest in playing more mellow characters; check out the menacing overtones of Mr. Lindermann in Heroes, or his typically edgy performance as Dr. Loomis in Rob Zombie’s Halloween. georgiana avram

Trivia: McDowell played Dr. Tolian Soran in Star Trek: Generations (1994), the chacter that killed Captain Kirk. McDowell received death threats from obsessive Star Trek fans afterward; amazingly foolish if you consider McDowell’s tendency to depict the scarily deranged - we really wouldn’t advise pissing him off. Vicky Doherty-Bone


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History - when in Rome By History Society Social Sec - Charlotte Britton After leaving Fulton House one dark stormy night in mid-March, we arrived in Rome following a long coach journey to Gatwick airport and a surprisingly stress free flight. The first few days we spent a lot of time wandering around Rome taking full advantage of the good weather. The best part of this was probably the Spanish Steps, which were absolutely packed but really pretty. Around the Spanish Steps on the Piazza di Spagna was the house where the English poet John Keats lived, and just off the Piazza was a street full of designer shops which most of us were attracted to! Half of the group had tickets to go to the Papal Audience at the Vatican, and got up very early one day to walk across Rome to make sure they got good seats. Whilst there, the History Society was specifically mentioned ( getting in there before Cardiff University of course!) and his Holiness Pope Benedict XVI blessed the Society and Swansea University. One of my personal highlights was a pub crawl which began at the Coliseum, with a free bar for the first hour! In true Swansea style we took full advantage of this and were definitely the loudest (and drunkest) of the group, which also contained German 16 year olds and very tall Canadians. The rest of the group spent the evening seeing the sites at night, including the impressive 85 foot high Trevi Fountain, which was a highlight for lots of. Most of us managed to throw a coin in the fountain which is supposed to mean you’re ensured a return to Rome. After the pub crawling antics of the night before, there was no greater cure for a hangover than a four hour tour round the Vatican! A few of us were decidedly unwell but soldiered on. This tour was amazing and our guide was really knowledgeable and explained all of the artwork to us. The whole of the Vatican boasted stunning architecture and artwork and the Sistine Chapel (which contains the ceiling painted by Michelangelo in the 16th century) and St. Peters Basilica were breathtaking. We also visited the Coliseum (a massive amphitheatre that was built in the 1st century AD) and the Pantheon (an absolutely massive temple with the world’s largest unreinforced dome). In our free time some of us also visited the catacombs, loads of different museums and the English College. After four days of walking everywhere we were tired but happy! The food was amazing, everyone thoroughly enjoyed the copious amounts of pizza and pasta and puddings (apart from the few who weren’t fans of tiramisu!). Even our hotel was amazing with marble everywhere and huge mirrors and paintings all over the walls. We also picked up some classy souvenirs, like pope key-rings, penis shaped pasta and bottles of wine for €1.50. The best thing about the trip were all the lovely people who came on it, so thank you again everyone for coming, can’t wait for next year’s History Society trip!

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History Society end of year dinner

NOW SOLD OUT! Date: Tuesday 4th May Time: 7pm til 11pm Location: Sketty Hall History boys and girls on tour!

A drinks reception and three course meal! This is an amazing opportunity to have a proper formal event and gives students the chance to meet others in the History Society and to meet staff. For third years - this is your last formal event of university, so make the most of it!


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The Hitch

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Which way to Morocco? Thumbs up to the Hitch

By Hitch-hiker Angharad Jones Travelling has always been one of my greatest desires in life, so upon hearing about The Hitch there was no question of whether or not I would participate. I am a keen lover of meeting new people and thrive in spontaneity, so hitch-hiking to Morocco was more up my street than my own house. I planned to partake in the Hitch in my first year, but unfortunately was unable to go due to getting mumps a mere two days before we were due to depart, so the Hitch this year was incredibly important to me. As this year I was going with two close friends, it was undoubtedly going to be an amazing experience, but it still managed to exceed my expectations. We were unsure what to expect, so when we set off outside the University on Mumbles Road we soon realised we were not in an ideal hitching spot. Fortunately, a friendly alcoholic came staggering from the opposite side of the road clutching a bottle of bow in a carrier bag and advised us to head over to Fabian Way. Obviously we took the wise man’s advice. After thirty minutes of frantic waving on our behalves and strange looks from drivers, we were picked up by our first hitch – a factory worker from Bridgend heading to work, little did we know Bridgend service station was possibly the worst place to hitchhike and consequently we were stuck there for three hours. The feeling of someone stopping to pick you up became a euphoric sensation of joy that we sometimes thought would never come along. It was strange to witness different people’s reactions to hitch-hikers, some are incredibly enthusiastic (we found most people in this category had hitch-hiked themselves in the past) while others were completely ignorant, even when being personally approached in service stations. However some drivers had never picked up a hitch hiker in their lives, but judging by our colourful signs and tidy fashion they decided we weren’t much of a threat and welcomed us into their cars. Despite our disheartening three hour endurance in Bridgend, we got to Portsmouth ferry port on our first day – in five lifts! Leaving a few days earlier than most hitchers across the UK meant we avoided the rush of students in the ferry port, but there were a few groups of hitchers from different universities embarking the same night as us. To celebrate our success and prepare for our culture change, we ate French baguettes with brie and drank Spanish wine, oh and obviously drew fake French style moustaches on each other. Arriving in North France having not found a lift on the ferry, we maintained optimism and continued hitch-hiking along the roadside – little did we know our first few days would be spent struggling to find lifts and travelling a very short distance much like our first day in France. Despite our poor luck we had some interesting experiences – walking over the 1.5 mile long Normandy Bridge, hitch-hiking outside the Formula One racetrack in Le Mans, drinking cocktails on the marina in La Rochelle, running (terrified) through a gypsy community and fearing death due to an intimidating bull.

Going my way? The group look for their next ride

The language barrier was the most challenging part of the hitch. The little French we knew was able to maintain basic conversation, though my confidence in this basic French did lead to a lorry driver mistaking my language standard and delving into conversation about the French economy and the recession; unfortunately more than my phrase book could handle – I don’t believe “Do you have this in yellow?” and “Is there a sandwich shop nearby?” would have been an adequate reply. However, Spain was a different story and a complete unawareness of the Spanish language proved extremely difficult when attempting to persuade people to give us a lift. Our first experience in Spain may have given us a negative impression of the country, being dropped off at 2am at the biggest truck stop in Spain surrounded by hundreds of trucks, drug pushers and prostitutes extracted us from our comfort zone completely (to say the least). Our prostitute experience didn’t stop there, one foul smelling, overweight Spanish man decided it was appropriate to pull up to a prostitute on the road, rolled down his window and handed her a sandwich and a can of red bull. It could have been mistaken for a kind gesture had we not later seen him returning to her. Not that I didn’t revel in the sights of various service stations and motorway entrances along the east coast, but our adventures in Spain were limited due to our time constraint. Arriving at the ferry port in Almeria we were jubilant and managed to celebrate with friendly locals in a small 70’s jazz bar before boarding a midnight ferry to Morocco. Having had such high expectations before the hitch, it seems incredibly fortunate to have exceeded those expectations and had the most overwhelmingly remarkable experience of my life, whilst simultaneously raising money for an extremely worthy cause. I can’t recommend The Hitch enough to prospective participators; I for one would do it all over again with the click of a finger.

Shoreline Theatre upcoming acts

‘One Acts’ - Divas 26th April ‘One Acts/Variety Night’ - Divas 27th April Ticket Prices - £4 from Ents

Shakespeare’s ‘Measure for Measure’ - Dylan Thomas Centre

Date: 4th/5th Ticket Info: Students £5.00 - non students £7.00 (avaliable from Ents)


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Tom upton catches up with Reading festival veteran, Ralph Hood Reading has become one of the worlds most renowned, respected and anticipated summer festivals. Whilst many would argue that the quality of artists and legendary experience is nothing compared to that of Glastonbury and Woodstock, Reading has hosted some of the most unforgettable performances of the past few decades. From Nirvana to Radiohead, Arcade Fire to Fifty Cent, Reading has brought together some of music’s most breath taking and long lasting moments. Over Easter I caught up with a musician who has played Reading not once but two times, been on tour with Iron Maiden and been signed to one of the 80’s biggest record labels Chrysalis, now Sony. Ralph Hood has been a fantastic family friend ever since I can remember, yet it was only this Easter I bothered to ask him about his career in the music industry. Me: So Ralph, where did it all begin? Ralph: I moved to London from Liverpool when I was probably about your age, if a bit younger. I had played guitar and just wanted to start a band with like minded people really. Me: How did that develop into what would become Grand Prix? Ralph: I dunno really, looking back you just met the right people, practiced all day long, played as many gigs as you could and eventually find a manager. I guess it’s much the same these days, except out first manager was a cabbie. Me: So when did you get your big break? Ralph: We finally made it, back when we were called Paris and were signed to RCA. But when we got up to the board room, they’d changed our named and it said CONGRATULATIONS GRAND PRIX!” We were all really baffled if truth be told but when a record deal with that amount of power tells you how it’s going to be you have to go with it. Me: So where was your first gig as Grand Prix? Ralph: Of all places, the Reading festival in 1980. What a year but we’d built up a following as Paris you see, so no one knew or cared who we were,

Vic james Spins the Discs with

Bombay bicycle club Having announced the release of their new, acoustic album, an exclusive DJ set in Swindon’s SUJU club was unexpected. The drummer and bassist from Bombay Bicycle Club filled the dance floor with new and classic electro anthems. This was obviously not the first time the boys had DJed and it showed with a superb set. They spoke animatedly about the forthcoming release of their next album. One song in particular was the hot topic of the conversation; a cover of Joanna Newsom’s ‘Swansea.’ With only the bassist actually having ever been to Swansea, a trip down was definitely suggested. While talking to the boys it was obvious that their love for music extended far beyond just making it, they were itching to get behind the decks but were made to wait long into the evening. When they finally hit the stage they invited us up for a quick photo opportunity (to check these out visit xtremeradio.

org). The splendour of their choice of euphoric dance anthems mixed with over-hyped and over-played ‘new music’ was captivating. To see the more playful side of what is known to be a very serious and talented young band was nothing short of enlightening. Asked if they preferred making their first album or this new, acoustic one, Ed, the bassist, replied earnestly “it’s not the music, it’s how we made them, as a group sometimes songs just flow and we don’t stop long after they’ve finished recording. The great thing about working with Island is they let us create things in our own way. That’s what I think I’d like to be remembered for, being in a band that did it their own way and enjoyed every minute of it…” With that and our photo opportunity, we danced the night away. Needless to say we scarcely remember the taxi journey home, it made for an unforgettable, fun-filled night.

when we came on stage there’d been a power cut, people were throwing cans, we had to win them over, and how we did! Me: I guess it must have really snow balled after? Ralph: We gigged everywhere, all over Europe and the UK it was fantastic living the dream I guess you’d say. Then our second Reading festival in 1982, then after that we went on tour with Iron Maiden. Not many bands can say they got an encore while supporting Iron Maiden and got clapped off every night by them. But as with all things in life sometimes things have to come to an end. Our management turned on us and those nights with Iron Maiden were our last. Me: That’s such a shame, what happened to everyone? Ralph: Well Tom, you know me, I work, but the other guys kept at it Phil and Bernie are now with Uriah Heap, but Robin is now the singer with survivor. Your know ‘Eye of the Tiger’? – that’s the man. Me: Has there been talk of a reunion? Ralph: We’ve just re – released our debut album ‘Grand Prix’, in fact I’ll get you a copy for Xtreme – it’s not bad really, we’ve had some really great reviews, and hopefully we’ll be playing a festival or two next summer. So basically watch this space. Me: Ralph, many thanks. A lot has changed in the music industry in the last thirty years, what hasn’t changed is the struggle a lot of bands go through to get heard. This summer’s Reading and Leeds line up with the likes of Blink 182 and Guns ‘n’ Roses is likely to be one that will stick in the minds of many attending, but some of the best new talents are also at Reading this year. If you’re going make sure you get down to the NME / Radio One stage and check out the bands first on the bill. Wild Beasts, Frankie and the Heartstrings, The Drums and of course, playing our own summer ball, Two Door Cinema Club. Whatever you do make sure you have an amazing time and try and see at least one band you’ve never heard of before and of course enjoy the festival for the musical feast it promises to be!

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Coverage!!! Can’t make it to varsity this year? Going to miss the game you really wanted to see? Want to keep up-to-date with ALL the scores from around Swansea? Thanks to the latest release from Xtreme Radio you don’t have to! Download the free Iphone / Ipod Touch Xtreme Radio App and keep up to date with all of the live action and results as they come in! Xtreme Radio will be covering all the sports on the day, bringing you pre-match analysis from the Liberty Stadium and of course live commentary of the Rugby match itself! This is an opportunity not to be missed! Tune into Xtreme Radio 1431AM or listen online @ xtremeradio.org COME ON SWANSEA! SHOW YOUR COLOUR! WHO ARE WE? GREEN AND WHITE ARMY!


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Careers Advice... Ask Jan

Written by Careers Advisor Jan Binnie-Gordon

Advertising, Marketing and Publishing

In careers terms these three fields are related fields of media and because many students who are interested in one of these are usually interested in the other two I thought it would be useful to deal with all three together.

but is also evident in agencies elsewhere in the UK. Jobs in Advertising …. and what they do Copywriter Visualiser Artworker Art Director Media Buyer Account Handler Graphic Designer Account Planner Sales Promotion Exhibitions

Writes the words to match the idea Creates the rough design Finishes the visualiser’s intentions Works with the writer on displays Buys space or airtime Manages agency/client relations Logo, pack, brand & symbol design Senior planning role (not entry level) Event sponsorship-sporting, cultural Design of events & exhibition stands

Researching the Field Start with the Factfile section of the IPA Careers website, review the main job functions – what suits you? Consider the size & types of agencies, look at what ‘full service’ agencies do, read Media Guardian every Monday, gain the skills identified in the vacancies, Work experience – most campus events need ads and if it’s feasible, you can visit The Advertising Association’s information library but this is by appointment

SEX SELLS: Remember the Flake Ad’s from the 80’s

Marketing Often confused with advertising so what exactly is Marketing? The simple answer is that it’s identifying, anticipating & satisfying customer requirements profitably. Marketing executives are involved in developing marketing campaigns that promote a product, service or idea. The role includes planning, advertising, public relations, organising events, product development, distribution, sponsorship and research. There are many types of marketing and these are a few of the main ones:• Consumer - goods & services for personal use • Business - raw materials & services for business to business • E-marketing - contact through PC, TV & mobiles • Services - services for clients like insurance, tax etc • Export – using awareness of culture & legislation • Not for Profit - charities, education, political organisations

MAD MEN: The cut-throat world of advertising

Last of the trio is Publishing Just as there are different areas of marketing so there are different careers within the field so investigate roles within the following: Market Research Product Development Planning Pricing Packaging Selling Sales Promotion Public Relations Distribution Customer Care Direct Marketing

Researching the field Start by browsing the Chartered Institute of Marketing (CIM) website. Their online marketing careers resource, www.getin2marketing.org, includes a database of marketing graduate schemes and placements, which includes many roles. The CIM resource also has a list of recruitment agencies specialising in advertising and marketing that may help you source employment. Consider part time study for Institute of Marketing qualifications, read relevant magazines (Campaign, Marketing Week, Revolution), get work experience, read Media Guardian Monday to identify the skills required and explore ‘types of job’ on www.prospects.ac.uk

Moving on to Advertising The important thing here is to decide what aspect of advertising interests you and do please try to ignore the plotting and machinations of the BBC-2 import ‘Mad Men’! Things have changed since the sixties! The majority of opportunities occur in the larger advertising agencies, which employ 80% of the total workforce. Many of the larger agencies are part of an international advertising/media group, possibly with several branches throughout the UK, although they may work as autonomous companies. Typically, a larger employer will have between 50 and 80 employees, although some agencies have over 300. Smaller companies can range in size from five to 15 people. A growing trend amongst larger agencies is to offer a multidisciplinary service to clients, such as marketing in addition to advertising, as many clients will be looking for a full ‘communications’ package. This trend is mainly apparent amongst agencies in London,

What Aspect of Publishing Interests You? You need to be aware that the vast majority of copy-editors and proofreaders are now self-employed and work on a freelance basis. There are a limited number of in-house positions, particularly with very large publishers, and competition can be fierce. Employers within the book publishing sector include companies that produce general or consumer books. These include best-selling fiction and non-fiction. However, it is more difficult to obtain editing work in fiction and other areas are more likely to provide work. These other areas include children’s books, educational publications, reference works, scientific, medical and technical publications and academic publications. Consider also that the market in corporate publishing is developing. Large commercial organisations regularly produce their own staff magazines, newsletters and publicity materials and may employ freelancers for all or part of the production process. Roles in publishing include Editorial Design & Production Marketing Distribution Contracts & Rights

Commissioning Editor/Reader/Copy Editor Graphics/Typography/Printing Writing Copy/Press Launches Orders/Warehousing/Shipping Translation/Royalties/Book Clubs

Researching the Field Visit (good stockholding) bookshops, watch any & all book programmes on television, read the book sections of newspapers, read the trade journals (The Bookseller, Campaign, Publishing News), research post graduate study - The Publishing Training Centre issues a full guide to courses so consider post-entry and pre-entry training, diplomas, Masters etc by reading prospectuses and course outlines carefully. As with all popular and fiercely competitive careers my final words of advice are work experience and then more work experience - it’s the only way to stand out from the crowd.


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Point of View With Samantha Louise Stressed about exams? As May looms closer and the dreaded exam timetables force us to face our fate stress varies from person to person, but the reality is that each student is here for a reason, and ultimately our grades are very important to us so it’s natural for us to fret. There are things that can ease the transition from beach dweller to library habitant but getting to grips with them takes patience, however, the important thing here is to think long-term and then you’ll get into a routine that will help you.

Organisation Thinking ahead is difficult when there’s so much to do right now, but making sure you have a calendar and diary will help organise your time so that you can clearly work out when you are free. Allocating particular times when you have a few hours and then using those hours to note-take etc. each week will secure the second-nature of it. Repetition helps memory, so practicing this over and over will reduce your reluctance to do it. Exam timetables sound geeky...but they give you a routine and an order. Needless to say your notes also need sorting out!

Personality Most people also have times of the day that they work better- it’s all to do with your body clock and your circadian rhythms. There are numerous sites online to test yours, but one example is: www.canadianliving.com/health/mind_and_spirit/quiz_are_you_a_night_owl_or_an_early_bird.php People are predisposed either way because of their reaction to the clash between circadian hormones keeping us alert and the physiological sleep pressure that is to blame for the increases in drowsiness as the day passes. Early morning individuals experience a drop in alertness by mid to late afternoon, whilst night individuals seem to handle the pressure and remain productive for a longer period. This is supported by a study recently published in the journal Science. It is important to work out which you are so that you can begin to make the most of your days in whichever way that suits you best. The Imperial College Health Centre has also established three revision types:

1. The Self-Indulgent student • Denial of responsibility or overconfident • Not lazy, but has low frustration tolerance • Escapist tendencies • Requires stimulus to raise anxiety (e.g. approaching deadline)

2. The Tense & Fearful student • Denial of potency - deskilling self unnecessarily • Self-critical, low self-esteem • Overwhelmed by the importance of the exam, pressure to succeed

FEELING STRESSED OR WORRIED? DONT PANIC - CHECK IT OUT! Open Monday to Friday from 10.00am to 4.00pm for students to drop in.

3. The Perfectionist student • Denial of vulnerability, wanting total control Appointments can be made either by telephone on 01792 • Critical of the “system”, passive-aggressive or by email via jenpreece@swansea-union.co.uk • Sets impossible goals, so never feels “good enough” or “safe enough” • Obsessive, workaholic tendencies; or procrastination ...and depending on which you are they provide helpful hints for you to address your strengths and weaknesses on their website:

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www.imperialcollegehealthcentre.co.uk/emanage.php Space Space is also important given the differences between those who can study with noise and those who need background sound such as music. I would suggest that now is the time you work out where is best for you as time can be wasted looking for a place to sit...then changing your mind and starting the process from scratch. There are numerous study areas in the library as well as in your department; a lot of which are unknown. For any advice on finding somewhere, see your current Education or Welfare Officer Ross Gilman and Lance Horsey in the SU offices, Union House.

Incentives As the title infers, stressed spelt backwards actually is desserts, so it’s a given that we all need a break now and again. Using these breaks as treats may help you to push through that last hour when you know that ice cream sundae is waiting for you. The trick, however, is to be hard on yourself. If you don’t make your targets, don’t give in to your urges; it will only increase your chances of becoming lazy and unmotivated. Benjamin Franklin had it covered when he said ‘fail to prepare, prepare to fail!’



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Intramural Review - Sloth crowned Champions By Sports Editor Tim Harris Team Sloth 3 - 1 Tits TEAM SLOTH were crowned Ents Cup Champions after seeing off Tits in front of a capacity crowd at the Sketty Lane athletics track pitch. Over 300 fans saw a closely contested cup final swing in Sloth’s favour after some quality football. The atmosphere was buzzing prior to kickoff; and the game started brightly. Tits had the better of the early chances, Sloth cleared twice off their own goalline. Tits came agonisingly close. In addition, Tits made their best efforts to exploit their infamous long throw-ins but the Sloth defence stood strong. Sloth began to bite back, putting a few dangerous throw-ins of their own into the Tits 18-yard box. And on the halfhour mark Sloth drew first blood. Steve Baldock found the bottom corner of the Tits goal with a viciously curling shot. This seemed to inspire Tits; and it wasn’t long before the found their equaliser. Dan Rudge swung a corner in and captain Tom Beale was on hand at the back post to fire a bullet header into the top corner.

The teams went in 1-1 at halftime with nothing to choose between them. Sloth seemed to have more drive after the break; and took another lead when Forlain ‘Sheva’ Aynei’s shot was parried by the keeper, only for Rich Hall to tap in from close range. At 2-1 Tits ran out of steam; and with tired legs all around the pitch, Sloth sealed the trophy when Ryan Foley volleyed in to make the game 3-1, and all over. Sloth captain Billy Goodhall acknowledged the significance of the silverware. “After missing out on the trophies last year, it made winning the cup that little bit sweeter”, he said. “Winning in front of such a large crowd made it a memorable day. “Tits made it a good contest and if they had taken their chances earlier in the game it could have been a completely different result”. Tits captain Tom Beale commended his players. “It was a great effort by the lads to get to the final. “It would have been even better to win of course but Sloth themselves were great competitors, and at the end of the day we fell short”.

Fouracre’s final word on the Ents Cup SPONSORSHIP from Ents has seen the Intramural Cup take more emphasis than ever before. Money has been spent to promote the event and firmly stamp its position on the Swansea University sporting calender. And League Organiser Richard Fouracre felt the event was a rollocking success. “The Ents Cup Final was something very special”, he said. “The event attracted a big crowd and the noise they created was immense.

Fouracre also feels that despite a difficult and weather hindering season; everyone involved has fully enjoyed the Intramural league under his regime. “Taking charge of an Intramural setup, that was in a terrible mess, seemed a daunting task”, said Fouracre. “With the help and support of the AU, Ents and most importantly the players, we are finishing a season that at Christmas seemed like mission impossible. “For that, everyone deserves a huge pat on the back”.

ENTS CHAMPIONS: TeamSloth celebrated claiming the silverware after a tightly contested Intramural final.

Swansea Titans desperate to tame Cobras at Varsity

Swans play-off hopes fading fast By Craig Lawton Sports Reporter NOT since December have the Swans fallen out of the play-off places. However, following a combination of a 2-0 defeat at Sheffield United and fellow play-off hopefuls Blackpool away at Peterborough the Swans now lie in seventh place with just a home match versus Doncaster Rovers to come. Although form would suggest that the Swans may well beat Doncaster; having scored put three past each of their last two opponents at the Liberty and the fact that last season, under Roberto Martinez, they beat Doncaster 3-1 at the Liberty; this may not be enough. Sixth placed Blackpool have 69 points to the Swans 68 while Sousa’s men have a goal difference of 3 while the Tangerines have a much healthier 16. All this means that the Swans must win at whatever cost and hope that ‘Pool get a draw or less in their final match of the season; for if the Swans were to draw they would remain in seventh place on goal difference. If the task was not looking hard enough already then the fact that Blackpool’s last match of the season is against the Swans Severn Bridge rivals Bristol City

seems to have made it just that little bit tougher. Although no side would ever attempt to lose a match, it would be even harder to swallow for Swans fans if they were to be denied a play-off spot due to their rivals losing. This however may not be the hardest thing to swallow if misfit Swans striker Stephen Dobbie, on loan to Blackpool, were to net the goal which condemned his full time employers to seventh spot. In a season where Swans manger Paulo Sousa has constantly stated that his only aim is to finish in the top half of the table it would seems almost like poetic justice if the Swans were the miss out, as for all Sousa’s talk it has been evident that his ambitions have been focussed on a top six finish. Few would say that over the course of the season Swansea have played consistently well enough to merit a playoff place, however whether they do so or not, it is fair to say that for much of the season the Swans appear to have played within themselves. If Chairman Huw Jenkins can stave off interest from other clubs for Sousa and his top players then the Swans would be a real force to be reckoned with next season.

NEWCOMERS: The Swansea Titans are looking to build on a solid first season by getting a good result against Cardiff Cobras

By Rhys Williams Sports Editor SWANSEA Titans’ President Nick Keyse admits victory against Cardiff at Varsity will be difficult, but warned “never underestimate the underdog!” The Titans are fresh from their first season in the BUAFL (British Universities American Football League) Conference, and have recorded their first win and gained invaluable experience. Coming into last season’s Varsity match the Titans had never played a competitive match and were soundly thrashed, not scoring a single point. However, after an encouraging season, they will at least be looking to get on the scoreboard this time around, and

hopefully surprise a few people. “The biggest aim of the team this year was to gain some experience. We managed to beat Worcester, also a first year team, and challenged a few of the more established teams in the league.” “Hopefully these experiences will result in a good game this Wednesday and set us up for the seasons ahead.” Said Keyse Even though Nick says he is pleased with how the team has performed in their first year, he concedes that the defeats still hurt. “The players expected a high standard of play from themselves and unfortunately there have been situations this year where we haven’t delivered. “On the flip side, there’s plenty of belief and desire in the boys and that

has come through. Winning our first game ever at home against Worcester and following up that performance with such a close game against Plymouth, a team who we’re playoff bound and playing at the top of their game, have to be considered the highs of the season.” Keyse admitted that even though a win would be unbelievable, the team are just looking forward to putting on a good show. “Winning varsity would be a massive achievement for the team and a great finish to our first full season in the league.” “I think both teams have got players capable of performing at a high level and putting on a show. It should be a great atmosphere and we’re looking forward to some big time performances.”


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Varsity player profiles: The big 15

Name: Kerry O’Sullivan Position: Prop Weight: 110kg Height: 181 cm Varsity Caps: 1

Name: Rhodri Clancy Position: Hooker Weight: 100kg Height: 5,10 Varsity Caps:0 Other Clubs: Bonymaen

Name: Steff Jones Position: Weight: 110kg Height: 5’7’’ Varsity Caps: 0 Present Club: Pontyberem RFC

Name: Sam Lewis Position: Flanker Weight: 95k Height: 5,10’’ Varsity Caps:0 Other Clubs: Swansea

Name: Gareth Beer Position: Flanker Weight: 95kg Height: 6’ Varsity Caps: 2

Name: Rhys Thomas Position: Wing Weight: 84kg Height: 5’10’’ Varsity Caps: 1

Name: Sam Soul Position: Centre Weight: 95kg Height: 6’2’’ Varsity Caps: 2

Substitutes: 16. Ian Williams 17. David Littlehales 18. Greg George 19. Luke Bulman 20. Aaron Bray

21. Richard Smart 22.Thomas Rowlands 23. Gbemi Fisher 24. Marc Bennett-Jones 25 Matt Hankin

Name: Henry Boot Position: Second Row Weight: 100kg Height: 6’3’’ Varsity Caps: 0

Name: Joel Galley Position: Lock Weight: 117kg Height: 6’ 7’’ Varsity Caps:0 Other Clubs: Llanelli

Name: Daniel West Position: Number 8 Weight: 110kg Height: 6’ Varsity Caps: 3

Name: Aled Lewis Position: Scrum Half Weight: 82kg Height: 5’11’’ Varsity Caps:

Name: Mike Jones Position: Fly Half Weight: 85kg Height:5’10’’ Varsity Caps: 0

Name: Michael Wheadon Present Club: Mumbles RFC Position: Center / Wing Weight: 94kg Height: 6’2’’

Name: David Evans Position: Wing Weight: 90kg Height: 5’ 10’’ Varsity Caps:0 Other Clubs: Neath

Name: Christain Evans Position: Full Back/ Centre Weight: 86kg Height: 6ft Varsity Caps: 2


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Football 1sts concentrate on conquering Cardiff Tim Harris Sports Editor VARSITY victory over Cardiff for the second year running would be the ideal result for the men’s football 1sts, but preferably avoiding the drama of the penalty shoot-out this time around. And with confidence high, the homeadvantage, and a full squad of players to pick from, getting the job done in 90 minutes is a very achievable prospect. 1sts coach Nick Bowen believes his players have the quality and determination to retain their status as Varsity champions. “If we perform to the standard which we know we are capable of then we can beat any opposition”, he said. “We are under no illusions; this game will be a very tough one. “The lads have been doing what is asked of them in training and that is all I can ask for”. The importance of this derby encounter is reflected by the strict training regime the players have endured over the past few weeks. The squad were given individual exercise programmes for the Easter break, which included both strength and aerobic sessions. And once back in Swansea, the players have trained as team every other day in the build-up to the match. “I’m sure the lads would consider the most important part of their training was the bonding”, said Bowen. “I certainly hope this Team Spirit will be evident come game day”. Last year’s clash in Cardiff saw a tight battle go all the way to a penalty shootout that became an incredible spectacle in itself; the win eventually being

STRIKE FOR SUCCESS: Football 1sts are geared up for an explosive encounter with Cardiff on the Sketty Lane battlefield in front of the home fans.

decided by the goalkeepers’ spot-kicks. And while Swansea would rather seal the win in normal time, Bowen is confident that his players have the psychological composure from 12 yards out. “If it does come down to penalties, then so be it”, he said. “We have shown last year that our players have the temperament to deal with this situation. “As long as the result goes our way, I don’t think anyone will mind how we win”. Victory over Welsh rivals Cardiff on

the biggest sporting stage of the year would come as a welcome conclusion to a precarious season. Swansea suffered relegation from top-flight football at the end of last year, and have only managed to cling onto the BUCS Western Conference 1A by goal difference this season. Bowen insists failing to hit the team goals has given the players motivation to restore some much needed Swansea pride. “The players are hungry for success and keen to eradicate the mistakes that

Men’s Basketball riled for Varsity court clash

have been made during our league campaign”, he said. “At various times in the season our football has been of a very high standard, it’s just the final result has eluded us so we are determined to make amends in this game. “We need to demonstrate our bounce-back-ability and produce a result when it really matters”. Despite the difficult league finish, there is undeniable talent and ability within the squad. Captain Gary Bansor, Dave Casey and Steve Davey have been on form all season and represented the

Welsh Universities at the recent BUCS championships. They will play key roles in the Varsity battle. Swansea will rely on their experienced performers to rally the squad, and push Cardiff to the edge. “There are a few players who will play their last game at Varsity and you can see the determination from these guys in every session”, said Bowen. “This determination and will to win has transmitted itself to the entire squad and I am fully confident that this will help the team achieve success”.

Women’s rugby silverware season

Photo: Zoe Back CHAMPIONS: Cup winning Women’s Rugby seek another title at Varsity.

Rachel Clayton Sports Reporter

Photo: Helen Cave REVENGE: Mens basketball seek vengeance on home ground after Cardiff bettered them in the last two meetings.

Bradley Morgan Sports Reporter WINNING is imperative at Varsity this year for the Men’s Basketball 1sts after Cardiff have bettered them two years on the bounce. And 1sts captain Richard Broadley believes this year his team has a better chance than ever to quash Swansea’s biggest rivals. “The pressure is on Cardiff to win”, he said. “Therefore I feel that we can go into the game with no fear and hopefully come away with a victory”. Swansea have already beaten Cardiff 2nds twice this season; in both league and cup fixtures. However, competing with the top Cardiff University team

will be a whole different ball game. Cardiff 1sts finished 2nd in the BUCS Western Conference 1A; displaying their clear ability to perform at an outstanding level. And with victories over Swansea in the last two Varsity meetings does make them favourites to make it a hattrick. However, with the home advantage and a successful season behind them, Swansea will be looking to shock Cardiff on the court. Swansea’s commendable season saw them narrowly miss out on top spot to UWIC 1sts in the BUCS Western Conference 2B. In addition to this Swansea also enjoyed an undefeated campaign in the South Wales Valleys League.

And while Cardiff appear as the stronger side on paper, this will allow Swansea the reign to play free-flowing basketball and take risks; as they have nothing to lose. Swansea boast a breadth of talent throughout their 12 man squad; and all players have made valuable contributions to the season. Freshers Davis Viavods, Ivan Felipe, Ed Monix and Dan Strange have all made dynamic impacts. And the flare of youth has been supported by the experienced figures of Broadley, Brian Durbin and Calum Sharma. Every player’s mind will be set firmly on changing the Varsity trend, come the big day.

CUP FINAL glory has set Swansea Women’s Rugby 1sts in great stead as they prepare to claim the Varsity crown off Cardiff. Swansea were crowned BUCS Western Conference Cup Champions after they put a strong and undefeated UWE side to the sword. And 1sts coach Siwan Lilicrap believes that cup final success could be the driving force for the team on the Varsity stage. “There is no doubt that it’s going to be a tough match”, she said.“But with the same team spirit and determination that we showed in the final there is definitely a strong possibility of a Varsity stir up”. The team will be keen to rectify last year’s mistakes; Cardiff scored late points as Swansea grew complacent in the latter stages of the match. And the squad are under strict training every day to help improve fitness and to reduce to risk of repeating the

disappointment. “The team are training every day in preparation for the biggest game of the year”, said Lilicrap. “Spirits are high and everyone is psyched”. In addition to the team effort, many players have developed their own personal fitness programmes in preparation for the clash with their Welsh rivals. Swansea, as well as taking cup honours, have enjoyed a largely successful league campaign that has seen them finish 2nd in the BUCS Western Conference 2A to UWE. And all involved will be determined that their brilliant run of form is not halted at Varsity. Cardiff, who topped their BUCS league this season, will pose some stiff competition when they visit Sketty Lane. But the margin of defeat and Cardiff’s dominance at Varsity has been gradually narrowed over recent years; and Swansea’s chance of rounding their season off in emphatic style is a very real possibility.


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Unbeaten freshers looking for hat-trick of Varsity wins Ben Donovan Sports Reporter CONSECUTIVE Varsity wins for the freshers rugby team makes them firm favourites going into this year’s Cardiff encounter, following an undefeated league campaign. Since the inclusion of freshers rugby to the Varsity bill two years ago, Swansea have emerged victorious on both occasions. And after such a bulletproof season, the team will have all eyes set on making it a hat-trick of titles for Swansea. Captain Guy Amir feels confident his players are primed going into the match. “We are prepared and organised this year as a squad”, he said. “I am very excited as it is my chance to prove that I can do my job in leading the fresher’s to success.” In a bid to cement another Varsity victory, the team returned to Swansea a week early for an intensive training camp. They received the services of an army

physical training instructor, as well as the rugby club captain. And after a flamboyant league campaign; the expectations for the team will be vast. Swansea’s impressive season has seen them top the BUCS Western Conference 3B; where they have not lost a single game of rugby. And Amir is ecstatic with the efforts of his players; who are on a supreme run of form. “We couldn’t really have asked for a more successful season; being undefeated in the league. “We won 9 of our 10 league games and scored 275 points. “We also conceded the least amount of points in our league.” And as the team go through their final preparations for the battle with Cardiff, Amir believes a Varsity triumph would round off the year in style. “We are just looking to continue the success we had in the league and put the icing on the cake”, he said. “There should be an excellent atmosphere on the day and the fans will hopefully help us get the victory that we want”.

UNDEFEATED: Freshers rugby team prepare for third consecutive Varsity triumph against rivals Cardiff.

Hockey home advantage could make the all the difference

Badminton underdogs aim to cause Cardiff an upset

Thore Haugstad Sports Reporter HOCKEY 1sts captain Adam Foulds believes Swansea have their best chance in several years of beating fierce rivals Cardiff at Varsity. A highly successful season has seen Swansea clinch promotion from their West England and South Wales N4 Hockey Saturday League, and retain the Men’s Welsh Shield for a third successive time. And with such a profitable season to look back on, Foulds says his hardworking side are more than capable of causing a Varsity upset. “There’s no doubt the game will be a close one”, he said. “To win it we can’t afford to make any mistakes as the Cardiff team are too good. “But I believe we’re in the best position to do it since I’ve been at the University. “I have a strong and confident team with a great coach, who have worked hard all year and we want to end the season as winners.” And Varsity being held in Swansea this year gives the team the crucial home advantage, and the opportunity to perform in front of their home fans. Foulds remains hopeful the change of scenery can give Swansea the edge as Cardiff are forced out of their comfortzone. “We play very well on our home pitch and had an unbeaten record on it until the last match of the season”, he said. “Our quick pitch is considerably different to Cardiff’s. “We train there three times a week and can play our style of fast paced hockey on it, which hopefully will surprise the Cardiff team.” Last year’s Varsity will paint painful memories in the minds of the Swansea players; they were sent home with a 3-1 deficit after being level at half time. And Foulds while admits Cardiff will be pose no easy task once again, he

REDEMPTION: Swansea look to cause a racquet against rivals Cardiff.

Michelle Owen Sports Reporter

CAPTAIN’S CONFIDENCE: Adam Foulds believes this is Swansea’s chance.

believes the players might benefit from the last-chance-saloon position they find themselves in. “Swansea will always be underdogs, due to the sheer number of fresher’s Cardiff get in every year who play decent standards of hockey. “But I do believe they are a team of individuals

and don’t have the team spirit and fight that we do. “We played well last year but we walked off the field knowing that the result could’ve been different. “This year, half of my side are experienced third years, playing in their last Varsity. The team will be up for it.”

BEATING Cardiff in a repetition of last year’s Varsity spectacle would be a welcome accomplishment for the men’s badminton 1sts after a torrid season endured by the team. Last year the men’s 1sts clocked in a narrow, but deserved 9-8 Varsity victory. And club president Seijun Wong would be ecstatic with another result for Swansea. “We are hoping for a win again this year”, he said. “We will have a huge home crowd cheering us on”. However, the prospect of repeating last year’s triumph will be a challenging one; the team have lost every game in the BUCS Western Conference 1A this season. This lull in form has mainly come as a consequence of several key assets departing the club last year through graduation. A series of unfortunate injuries has also hindered the squad over the course of this season. “With many strong players leaving last year, we knew Varsity this year would be tough”, said Wong. “Cardiff have some extremely talented singles

players, but we have the upper hand in doubles”. Barry and Darius Garnham have formed a strong doubles partnership for Swansea, and have enjoyed some form across the year. The Garnham brothers will need to utilise their ability in the Varsity bout against their Welsh adversaries. The whole squad have to perform to the best of their ability when facing a Cardiff team that has already beaten Swansea home and away this season. But the magic of Varsity can bring surprises, and Swansea will be keen to cause an upset. And an Easter tour to Italy in which Swansea put on some dominating displays could be a confidence boost, and provide the x-factor that the team has been lacking. And Wong is fully aware how important it is that his players have the right mindset going into the game. “Training, keeping fit physically and a great mentality is key”, he said. “Turning Cardiff over in front of the home fans would restore some dignity to Swansea badminton. “We will try our best to make Swansea Uni proud”, added Wong.


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‘NO REPEAT OF LAST YEAR’S ANTICLIMAX’ By Rhys Williams Sports Editor THERE will be no repeat of last year’s lacklustre 9-6 defeat to Cardiff at Wednesday’s Varsity according to head coach Richard Lancaster. The 2009 Varsity match failed to live up to expectations and left fans and players alike frustrated with no tries and a low score line. “It was hugely frustrating last year, I don’t think anyone involved in that game was particularly happy with the performance and I think the same can be said for Cardiff..” “It was extremely disappointing from a coaches point of view and from a players point of view, you put all that hard work into attacking plays and then you don’t necessarily get the opportunity to play them.“ Lancaster is confident though that this year’s match will be a much more open and flowing affair, and hopefully one to remember. “The Liberty Stadium has a fantastic pitch, and we’ve got Nigel Owens who is the best referee in the world, so he will allow the game to flow.” “Indications are good that it should be a very exciting game and very expansive game hopefully. We’re hoping for a much better performance and spectacle than we had last year.” Confidence is certainly high in the team, which is a good sign considering the team were victims a robbery on their very first day of training. “We were down on the pitch training and someone broke into the changing room, stole someone’s car, and stole everyone’s wallets and mobile phones.” ”They stole my work laptop which

EXPERIENCED: Richard Lancaster believes a year in the BUCS Premiership will stand his team in good stead for the upcoming Varsity match against Cardiff

had a load of analysis on it and a load of work that we had done in preparation for Varsity. So we lost all that.” ”So that was a hard thing to get over straight away, but I think if anything it has brought the boys together more and we’ve been able to move on from that.” It’s certainly no surprise that confidence is riding high ahead of Varsity, Swansea have just survived a tough first

season in the Premiership, and coach Lancaster admits he is very impressed with the way the team have played. “To be fair it has been better than I expected. Our aim at the beginning of the season was to consolidate our position in the BUCS Premier League and that’s exactly what we’ve done.” Given that Swansea are in the league above Cardiff and also that Swansea

fans are so far outnumbering Cardiff fans by at least three to one, you would have to place Swansea as favourites, but Lancaster isn’t so keen to give his team this label. “I think we’ve been deemed favourites in the previous two years and come off second best. Cardiff have had a better season in terms of results, they missed out very, very narrowly on promotion,.

“But saying that we are in the top league and we’ve performed at a higher level all season, so I don’t think we’ll shy away from the tag of favourites, but that’s not for us to decide. “ Buses to the Liberty Stadium will be leaving from the Wallace Building on Campus (near Fulton House) from 4pm until 5pm. Kick-off is at 7:30pm. Match tickets and transport are still available.

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