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DECEMBER 2016
ISSUE 268
ADVICE & SUPPORT // RELATIONSHIPS // TRAVEL // WINTER FASHION // SOCIETIES // CYMRAEG
ARTISTIC TEMPERAMENT
LOCAL NATIVES
MULLED CHERRY TARTS
Joshua Price asks if art can be separate from the artist
Harry Ballmann speaks to frontman Taylor Rice
The perfect treat for your Xmas party
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from the editor Declan Murphy
Christmas, the mid-year recess It’s December, coursework
end of the semester, going
is starting to wind down for
home to see your family and
most of us. If you’re one of
friends. For a lot of you this
those unlucky individuals
is the first time that you’ve
with a lot more to come,
been home since September,
then keep your head down.
for some it might beckon the end of your first semester at
It’s harder having December
Swansea. Either way make
coursework because pretty
the most of the break, before
much everyone else has done
you know it you’ll be back into
the bulk of theirs. That being
halls and student housing.
said at least the temptation of going out is diminished
This issue we’ve got a lot of
thanks to Swansea’s beautiful
festive content, from Heather’s
torrential rain. Even if your
Food digest to Nathan’s festive
coursework is done, this isn’t
getaway. Honestly though
the time to get complacent.
check the food page and tell
Exams are two months away,
me that the mason jar recipes
maybe less if you’re reading
don’t look tasty? On the
this later in the month.
subject of looking amazing, the paper is looking fresher every
It’s not all about the work
month thanks to Iain and Hazel.
with us though! I’m sure you
That’s not all though, we finally
all get enough of that from
have the return of the Welsh
tutors/lecturers. It is of course,
section after a long absence.
December. The month of huge dinners that physically
If you have any suggestions or
shouldn’t fit in your stomach,
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the month of insane amounts
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employability
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cymraeg
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xmas in copenhagen // advice & support // mental health
US election all-nighter // shoreline // art society // surf society
changing of the seasons
vodka infused gifts // mason jar bakes // mulled cherry tarts
what world am i living in?
local natives // bastille // pete doherty
agony aunts // blind date
stevie walters
trychineb aberafan
the art & the artist // gilmore girls // space jam // i, daniel blake
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SARAH HARRIS // CULTURE
christmas in copenhagen before the Pound loses even more of
decorated, with huge trees adorned
its value! I managed to get flights for
with Quality Street chocolates & lights
myself and my partner from Gatwick,
galore. There are Christmas themed
The semester is nearly done and
including a bus from Swansea and a
shows and many stalls selling warm (and
things are beginning to feel a bit
20kg case booked in for £115 each with
strong!) gløgg, to give you some Dutch,
more festive. Parties have become
EasyJet. Although with the pound being
er I mean Danish courage, for the rides.
a little more mulled in nature, cheap
so low, the exchange rate to DKK (Danish
decorations have been bought from
Krone) might be a bit painful. That said,
Flying Tiger and Wilcos and, for now,
the experience of going there, to my
no one is thinking about January
Nyhavn Christmas Market
favourite city, in Winter is a magical
This 17th Century port is also in the
deadlines. A housemate mentions
experience and highly worth the expense.
heart of the city and is a mere ten
by Nathan Lloyd
going to the Christmas market but then you wonder what would it be like if you just dropped everything,
Tivoli Gardens
minute jaunt from Tivoli. It’s one of the most picturesque and Instagrammed
The second oldest amusement park in
spots in Copenhagen. Nestled along
booked some cheap flights and
the World (the oldest is in Klampenborg -
the cobbled streets is a Christmas
went to see a real Christmas market
Bakken) Tivoli’s magical doors have been
market starting from November 11th
instead. Someone mentions going
open since 1843. It’s the most visited
and running until December 23rd. From
to Germany - maybe a bit cliché?
theme park in all of Scandinavia - with
crafts and decorations to stodgy winter
How about somewhere you hadn’t
good reason. Situated in the heart of
favourites, you’ll find everything along
considered? How about Copenhagen?
the city it’s easy to forget where you are
the quayside. Try Danish favourites
within its meandering innards. For most
like æbleskiver (hot sugary puffed
Well, you’re in luck. It’s still possible to
of the winter it’s closed but it makes
pancakes) and kransekage (marzipan
get cheap flights to Copenhagen before
special and spectacular exception for
ring cake). By the end you’ll have
Brexit bites hard, this may even be the
Halloween and Christmas. During the
cheeks & bags full of produce & crafts
last chance to have a Christmas jolly
festive period, the whole park is lovingly
to chew up your baggage allowance.
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Christmas Decorations When I first visited Copenhagen, I noticed that the Scandinavian style for Christmas decorations includes things you can’t necessarily get back home. Either go warm and traditional with Festive décor of reds, greens and natural wood hues or you can be ultra chic by going with the Scandinavian monochrome trend. Sleek, clean lines with black and white, concrete and marble may seem a little cold at first but the overall design sings. In most stores you’ll find an array of both styles. What you’ll notice is the large amount of candleholders available to buy. The Danes can’t get enough of them, and lit candles are a priority when it comes to hygge*. A familiar face you’ll certainly see is the little Nisse, these are elves in the form of hatted men covering their eyes, big noses and long beards. They are a part of Danish Christmas folklore and too cute not to take one home with you.
D ec k the ha l l s w i th tra d i ti ona l Sc a nd i na vi a n d ec ora ti ons
J-Day If you’re in need of Christmas cheer and the size of
brewer Tuborg releases its annual Christmas beer,
that cheer is best measured in units of alcohol then
otherwise known as julebryg (literally “Christmas
the Danes also have you covered. Every year on the
Brew”). They even run the same advert that first aired
first Friday of November at precisely 8.49pm the
in 1990 as part of the tradition. For Danes it’s the culturally accepted First Day of the Christmas period and generally involves getting wasted. If parties, parades and getting drunk in the street sound up your alley then you won’t be disappointed. While the date itself may have passed, the beer is still around and will be served all the way up to the big day.
Ice Skating in Frederiksberg Runddel Every city these days sports a “Winter Wonderland”, a treasure trove of over-priced rides and the opportunity to skate in a forced setting. Fun though it may be, it’s not the same. Entry to the Runddel ice rink is free if you have your own skates but renting a pair will only set you back seven quid. Open until late most nights, this popular experience will more than tick the Legit E xper ienc e t he t hr ill of ice skatin g in Cope n h age n
Ice Skating experience you’ve been looking for.
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Deer Spotting in Klampenborg Twenty minutes north of Copenhagen central station is Jægersborg Dyrehave, a massive 4.2 square mile deer park that’s perfect for wintery walks and spotting some of the most chilled and happy-to-hang deer you’re likely to meet. Now that the rutting season is over and the weather is colder you’ll most likely find the 2100 deer in groups, huddling for warmth. When we went we got ridiculously close to them and they barely flinched. Don’t despair if you don’t see any as there
D eer a re often sp otted i n J æg ersb org D y re h a v e
are plenty of other things to see in this beautiful UNESCO World Heritage Site including Bakken, the world’s oldest theme park, several fine-dining restaurants and a castle, no less! So, you’ve spotted some deer, you’ve had a wander around the Christmas market in Nyhavn and you’ve been on the rides in Tivoli. The problem is you’re now completely freezing cold and utterly famished - time for some porridge! Stay with me. The New Nordic cuisine has sparked a trend in reclaiming traditional foods & methods of cooking. One of those foods is grød. You’d best not be expecting a bowl of simple oats If y o u’ re lo o king fo r a sign to try grød today, th is is it
with a blob of jam - grød is a luxurious experience, packed with hearty, hyggelig ingredients like fresh apples, cosy
*Hygge is a Danish word that isn’t translatable. It’s that cosy feeling of being in good
caramel sauce and toasted almonds.
company, with pleasurable food and an abundance of candles (and usually some drink).
You’ll never look at an insipid bowl of
Winter is all about being ‘hygge’ or having a ‘hyggelig’ time.
Ready Brek in the same way again.
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by Cerys Humphries
got a problem? just ASC One thing we’ve noticed is that, in
So, ultimately you get the dreaded
amongst all the excitement, some
email; “we require you for a meeting
services are on campus that students
regarding potential academic misconduct
don’t know enough about, and
and plagiarism.” You panic. It’s natural,
therefore can’t make use of them. One
and this is where we can help. Being
of these is the Advice and Support
independent from the University means
Centre; run by the Student’s Union, the
that one of our trained advisors can
ASC is a completely free, confidential
help you through the process, and most
new events, and
advice service that is completely
importantly come to the meeting with
sometimes it can
independent from the University. “Why
you and help represent you. We can do
be difficult to know
is this important?” You ask, “what
this for first time offences, and is most
where to go for
exactly do you do?” The answer is
important in second time offences,
pretty much everything.
Committee of Enquiry meetings and
Since the beginning of the term, Swansea University has been buzzing with change. There’s new departments,
what service.
Academic worries Put yourself in these shoes: You’ve rushed
Fitness to practise meetings. We can also help when it comes to changing course.
an essay. We’ve all been there- too
Housing problems
many deadlines, not enough time, and
A common problem is housing - whether
in rushing it you’ve left out a reference.
it’s a dodgy landlord, problems with
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housemates or overestimated bills.
Life to the Full” which is tailor made for
Advisors that can get you through
Another worry is that housing law is so
those who deal with depression and
the situation and come to a positive
complicated, it’s hard to know what to
anxiety every day. One to one courses
solution. Hayley is also the university’s
do. Our advisors can help you get to the
for this are running currently, and group
only trained mediator - so if you are
bottom of any worry with your house,
courses will be starting from February
having any particularly bad arguments
from deposits to reading over your new
2017. We’re an extremely friendly, open
or disagreements with someone, be
contract.
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so please do not be afraid to pop by.
partner or member of staff, please make
Personal Issues
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University can be a hard time for anyone.
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For some, it’s harder than others, and
Sometimes, situations go too far and
that’s okay. We deal with an array of
it’s not something you can deal with
So there we have it! This is us. Although
personal issues that from homesickness,
by yourself. If you feel you are being
we deal with such a plethora of issues,
to counselling referrals and dealing with
personally victimised and attacked by
it’s hard to list everything in such a short
cases of sexual assault. Our service is
another person, it can seriously impact
space: these are just our main areas of
completely confidential and nothing
your life. If you need help with any issue
work. So please do pop by and see us
would leave the four walls of our office
where you feel you are being harassed,
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two of our advisors (Hayley Harris and
impartial, confidential, and more than
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that I’ll never be able to come off my
of that you have the student lifestyle
tablets, that I’ll never be happy, or
– excessive drinking and lack of sleep
even normal, without them again.
which personally have a major impact on
I want to make it clear from the offset
my mental health – and the fact we are
that I don’t believe that antidepressants
expected to work hard and get decent
are a cure, that when you start taking
degrees at the same time. All this means
them and suddenly the world is filled with
that University is a breeding ground for
puppies and rainbows. The medication
illnesses like depression and anxiety.
itself does not help recovery in terms
Admittedly, I still struggle to talk openly
of the underlying causes and triggers
about my problems to all but a few
Accepting that I needed help for
which are the root of all mental health
people: I find it incredibly uncomfortable,
depression was one of the most
problems. However, what it can do is
and regrettably a part of me still feels
challenging things I have ever done:
put you in a much better position to
like it makes me weak, or a failure.
I’ve struggled with various mental
begin thinking about addressing these
This should not be the case. No one
health problems since the age of 12,
underlying issues. When you’re stuck in a
should feel ashamed or embarrassed
and until recently I always dealt with
cycle of negative thinking, it can be hard
to come forward and admit to their
my problems alone for fear that they
to find the motivation to leave the house,
friends, family, or even to themselves,
would be deemed not serious enough
let alone to be proactive in tackling your
that they are struggling – my biggest
to warrant help
problems. Medication gave me the shift
regret is not realising this sooner.
in attitude necessary to force myself that
Mental illness is a very personal and
I was so worried about being scoffed
my illness by no means defines who I am.
unique experience for everyone who
at by the professionals that I worked
As I said, medication is not a quick,
suffers from it, so while my experience
myself up to the point that the first
one-stop fix: I still have bad days, and
with medication has been a positive
time I stepped foot into my doctor’s
even weeks, but the difference is that
one, my word should on no accounts
surgery I walked myself straight
now I can rationalise and see them for
be taken for gospel. It’s taken trial and
back out again. So, believe me
what they are – just bad days. Yes, I
error to get my medication to suit me
when I say that it came as a huge
am still worried about coming off my
and I know many others who are still
shock when my doctor prescribed
medication, but after speaking to my
searching for something that benefits
me a course of antidepressants.
GP I feel assured that they will help me
them. Different things work for different
deal with this as and when I feel ready.
people, but if you are struggling with
Throughout the course of my treatment
Since admitting that I need help and
your mental health the main thing to
I have shunned the idea of taking
being open with those I know, one of the
remember is that you are more than your
medication: I thought that it was just
main things I have come to appreciate is
illness – and with that in mind, to know
a way to cover up the problem, to
that mental illness is much, much more
that there is always a way out, even if
pretend it wasn’t there, and if I’m
common than any of us really recognise.
it does seem a very long way away.
being completely honest, there is still a
When we come to University for the first
part of me that stubbornly thinks that
time, we are completely thrown out of
I can handle it by myself. In addition,
our comfort zones: for many it may even
due to a bad experience during the
be their first time away from home for
summer, I’m also absolutely terrified
any extended period of time. On top
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US election: all nighter @ JCs by Hilary Webb
With more than 350 people attending on the Facebook event, JCs was full to the brim as it hosted the US Election All Nighter for the American Studies Society and Politics and International Relations Society. Supporters for both candidates were present but Hillary Clinton’s name was heard chanted as the results came in. American Studies society president Emily Ellis said:
‘It was amazing to see so many people turn up to watch the US election results. While the result might not have been a total success it is safe to say that the event was. Both the American Studies Society and the Politics and International Relations society want to thank everyone who came, and please don’t blame us for the result!’
The American studies society are in the middle of a busy period as they recover from the election and begin their festive celebrations, starting with their Thanksgiving dinner.
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shoreline theatre: waiters needed by Zoe Stabler
Waiters Needed was a wonderful set of three one act plays encapsulating the audience and giving us a night of laughter, more laughter and maybe a couple of tears. Shoreline have excelled in the past with their take on The Rocky Horror Show, A Midsummer Night’s Dream and the breathtakingly beautiful Sweeney Todd, and they have excelled this time too. You would be a fool to miss out on their shows this year. Their upcoming performance is their Christmas Panto. It’s not to be missed! Find out more about upcoming shows on their facebook page: facebook.com/shorelinetheatre If you wish to get involved in future shows, then join the society at swansea-union.co.uk.
monthly pick: the art society life drawing by Hazel Stabler
This year, a whole host of new societies have already become some of the most successful and incredible this university has ever seen. A strong contender for the prestigious award of Best New Society is the Swansea University Art Society, which hosts weekly life drawing classes on Monday evenings. This event is a popular one, and is attended by regular members excited to draw a range of models stripped down and in the flesh. Interested in art? You don’t have to be Picasso or Da Vinci, but in this life drawing class you must have a passion for art and a willingness to take life by the… well… you get the idea. Join the Art Society today at swansea-union.co.uk.
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swansea surf society by Rhys Poulton
In early October, 70 of the clubs
in the individuals. The club definitely
members travelled down to Newquay
have gold in their sights for next year.
in high spirits to support their fellow surfers in the largest European
Sun and clean waves are on the horizon
student surf competition - BUCS.
for the club. Fuertaventura awaits them in January for their annual winter trip.
The University’s Surf Club got straight
With over 350 students competing
to work as soon as October hit.
and 30 university’s, competition was
The fun club is growing day by day
Socials, surf lessons and BUCS were
high. Swansea successfully battled
and is most definitely one not to
on the agenda. The 200 members
through 3 days worth of heats, with
miss out on. Check their Facebook
began enjoying Wales’ finest waves,
the men’s team bagging 2nd, and club
page ‘Swansea University Surf Club
despite the treacherous weather!
president, Rhys Poulton, placing 3rd
2016’ for more information.
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changing of the seasons by Ellie Thompson
For the men… Quit playing it safe and opt for a copper coloured woollen coat as opposed to a black one, as seen on the Wooyoungmi catwalks. Duffle coats are also huge this season as well as funnel neck jumpers, meaning that you won’t have to bother
With Summer waving goodbye for
wearing a scarf to keep warm.
another year and Winter taking its place, it’s time to get out the scarves, jumpers and woolly hats once again. Wondering how to keep warm, look stylish and also get the most out of your summer clothes in the process? Look no further than these tips to transition your wardrobe into Winter.
Layer it up
Layering is by far the easiest way to transition your wardrobe from summer
Colour it right Stow away bright and pastel items in your
to winter. Shorts can be worn with thick
wardrobe and opt for autumnal colours
dark tights (choose 100 denier or wool
such as burgundy, emerald, caramel and
ones for a really cosy approach) and
black. Emerald green and caramel was
accompanied with a knitted jumper,
seen all over the A/W16 catwalks including
ankle boots or knee-high boots and a
neutral but effective pieces from the Stella
jacket. Choose material such as denim,
McCartney collection. Before you write
leather-look or wool for your shorts out of
toffee, butterscotch and caramel colours
your summer wardrobe so that you have
off, try pairing a buttermilk-shade dress
the thick material to keep you warm.
over leggings or the traditional trench coat.
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Add-on accessories
Summer dresses
Bobble hats are really popular this season with Urban Outfitters, New Look and Superdry stocking some lovely designs – you won’t have to worry about
Summer dresses are the easiest
a bad hair day ever again! Patterned
transitional items to wear and can be
scarves are also having a moment and
bought at the end of season sales too,
can lighten up a plain outfit. If you
meaning you can save money and still
want something luxe to throw on in
look great during every season. Pair your
the evening over a smart outfit, try one
favourite summer dresses with a shirt
of Zara’s long velvet scarves. At £9.99
(denim always looks cool), underneath a
and in three different colours, they’re
sweater or with a shearling-style jacket
a bargain as well as being a stylish way
and add a beanie hat, thick socks and
to vamp up your outfit. Ponchos are
boots depending on the weather. T-shirt
also having a moment and can be a
dresses are a simple alternative – buy
great excuse for wearing something
them in block colours and layer under
that feels like a duvet to lectures!
a long-sleeve t-shirt, adding tights when the weather gets even colder.
Playsuits
American socialite Olivia Palermo is the number one fashion expert when it comes to rompers. As seen in the picture, she styles a striped playsuit with a belt to cinch in her waist, thick black tights and a turtleneck jumper to transform her summer wardrobe into something wearable for winter. This look is great if you’re on placement or carrying out work experience for a company as a playsuit is smart enough for the office provided you pair it with smart shoes. For lectures, wear it with a denim jacket and trainers to be more casual.
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HEATHER WOOD // FOOD
‘Tis the season for
by Heather Wood
giving, but let’s be honest none of us
vodka infused gifts
have any money and what we do
have goes on food.
Heather Wood has the
perfect solution - easy,
homemade, affordable and scrummy edible gifts are perfect for Christmas 2016.
Infuse vodka with your own flavours for a boozy gift this festive period. How to:
use the original bottle, but
for the Vodka. Add the Vodka
there are some lovely and fun
and cover tightly.
shaped bottles out there that can give it a special touch.
Store on the countertop for up to a week. However,
Fudge Vodka Add 135g of Werthers Original
Buy a cheap bottle of Vodka.
Get creative about decorating
during that week, shake at
The infusion will change the
the bottle, wrap the top in
least once or twice and keep
taste immensely. However, it
twine, add some ribbon and a
tasting it.
is the Christmas season, so
label about the infusion.
premium brands are on offer.
Heather’s flavour suggestions:
Candy Cane Vodka Add 40 2inch Candy Canes
Once its flavoured to your Prep what you’re using as an
liking, strain the vodka
Chilli Vodka
Secure a bottle you want to
infusion ingredient and add it
and remove the infusion
Two red chillis - only leave in
store the vodka in. You can
to the container you’re using
ingredients.
4-5 hours before straining.
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mason jar bakes Layer these ingredients into mason jars and attach a label with the cooking instructions for an alternative and delicious gift. Brownies Layer ingredients bottom to top
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Gingerbread cookies Layer ingredients bottom to top 3 1/2 cups. all-purpose flour 1 tsp. baking powder 1 tsp. baking soda 2 tsp. ground ginger 1 tsp. ground cloves 1 tsp. ground cinnamon 1 tsp. ground allspice 1 cup. packed brown sugar Optional: Attach a biscuit cutter
Instructions Empty jar of cookie mix into large mixing bowl. Mix thoroughly. Mix in 1/2 cup softened butter, ¾ cup molasses and 1 or 2 eggs.
2/3 tsp. salt
Mix until completely blended.
5/8 cup. flour
Cover and refrigerate 45 minutes.
1/3 cup. cocoa powder
Preheat oven to 180°C.
1/2 cup. flour
Roll dough to 1/4 inch thick on
2/3 cup. brown sugar
a lightly floured surface.
2/3 cup. sugar
Cut into shapes. Place cookies on lightly
1/2 cup. chocolate chips
greased cookie sheet about 2” apart.
1/2 cup. white chocolate chips
Bake 10 to 15 minutes. Decorate with icing.
Instructions
Once you’ve layered the dry ingredients, don’t forget to:
Preheat oven to 180°C. Grease one 9x9 inch baking pan. Pour the contents of the jar into a large bowl and mix well.
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Close jars with lids and rings
Stir in 1 teaspoon vanilla, 2/3
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Top each jar with fabric circle,
cup vegetable oil and 3 eggs.
and tie with ribbon, and attach a
Beat until just combined.
few bells onto said ribbon.
Pour the batter into the
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Label your Jar using the labels.
prepared pan and bake at
•
Remember to include the
180°C for 20 to 25 minutes.
instructions above with the jar!
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P h oto: N a t h a n L loyd
mulled cherry tarts by Nathan Lloyd
These cherry tarts are a quick and easy way of pleasing guests and delivering the kind of low effort, maximum impact impression we all look for around Christmas time. Whether you’re making them for your mam or making them for your housemates, these tarts pack a hefty taste punch and aren’t much bother to make.
You’ll need
Method
1 jar of sour cherries in syrup.
Pour all of the ingredients (bar the
1 cinnamon stick.
pastry and vanilla) into a saucepan and
70g of sugar (or more, depending
simmer on a low heat, allowing the spices
on your sweet tooth!).
to mull for a good 10-15 minutes.
2 cloves. 1 star anise.
When this is done, fish out the spices
2 cardamom pods.
and crank up the heat until it’s boiling.
1tsp of vanilla extract.
Reduce until the mixture is thick and
1 small glass of red wine.
sticky. This is the time to add the vanilla.
1 packet of pre-made shortcrust pastry.
Stir and pour into a bowl to cool, then begin rolling out the pastry on a flour dusted surface to about 5mm thick.
D el i c i ous s e r v e d w ar m wi t h i ce - cre a m
Use a mug to cut out circles of pastry. Gently shape the circles into a greased tart tin. They should fill the tin but not overreach that much. Experiment with the mug width that works for your tin. When the pastry is loaded, spoon in the jammy mixture until it’s just about level with the pastry. Bake in the oven according to the instructions on the packet. Normally 180°c for about 20 minutes. Perfect on their own or top couple of warm tarts with a scoop of vanilla ice-cream for a festive treat! Happy Christmas & Happy New Year! Nadolig Llawen a Blwyddyn Newydd Dda!
WHAT’S ON THIS DECEMBER THURSDAY
1
FRIDAY
Turning SU Christmas Lights On! 17:00 Swansea University Students’ Union, Digital Technium, Singleton Campus
TWO
Swansea University Show Choir Winter Showcase 19:00 Diva’s, Singleton Campus
#LOVESU DAY | ALL DAY Swansea University Students’ Union, Digital Technium, Singleton Campus
Swansea U Society Ch Fulton Hou Campus
Karaoke 19:30-23:00 JC’s, Singleton Campus
Folly Farm Residents Transport swanseasu
Tooters: LOVE SU 22:00-02:00 Diva’s, Singleton Campus
Sin Savers 22:00 - 03:00 Sin City, Dilwyn Street, Swansea
WEDNESDAY
SATURDAY
THURSDAY
FRIDAY
Shoreline Presents Shakespeare the Pantomime 19:00 Diva’s, Singleton Campus
Shoreline Presents Shakespeare the Pantomime 19:00 Diva’s, Singleton Campus
Cocktail Night at the Wonky Sheep 19:00-23:00 The Wonky Sheep, Hendrefoelan Student Village
Sin Savers 22:00-03:00 Sin City, Dilwyn Street, Swansea
Christmas JC’s, The W
Labour Pol Fulton Hou Singleton C
Karaoke 19 JC’s, Single
GWA The Green & White Army Takeover 22:30-23:30 Idols Swansea, Wind Street, Captains Bar
Tooters Ch Diva’s, Sing
JUICY: If you don’t know now you know The Attic Swansea, 5-6 Castle Bailey Street
MONDAY
TUESDAY SUSU Presents Elf, Christmas Special - Doors 19:00 Film 19:30 Diva’s Movie Room, Singleton Campus
WEDNESDAY Art Society: Christmas Card Making Workshop 18:00-20:00 Seminar Room 2, Fulton House, Singleton Campus Swansea Sessions 17:00-19:30 Diva’s Movie Room, Singleton Campus Open Mic: Christmas Takeover 20:00 JC’s, Singleton Campus Pub Quiz: Christmas Special 19:00 52 Degrees, Bay Campus The Wonky Pub Quiz 21:00-Late Hendrefoelan Student Village
SUSU CHRISTMAS 2016
For more information about our events find us on Facebook at: Swansea SU Events
FOUR TEEN
Cocktail Nig 19:00-23:00 The Wonky S Student Vill
GWA The Gr Takeover 22 Idols Swans Bar
JUICY: If you know The Attic Sw Street
SUNDAY
wansea University Musicians’ ciety Christmas Concert 19:00 ulton House Refectory, Singleton ampus
Open Mic 20:00-23:00 52 Degrees, Bay Campus Pub Quiz Night (£2 per team First prize HUGE Pizza) 23:00 JC’s, Singleton Campus
SATURDAY
The Wonky Pub Quiz 21:00-late The Wonky Sheep, Hendrefoelan Student Village
SUNDAY Hogwarts Society: Yule Ball 19:00 Fulton House Refectory, Singleton Campus
bour Political Dinner 19:00 lton House Refectory, ngleton Campus
Swansea Sessions 18:00-20:00 52 Degrees, Bay Campus Open Mic: Christmas Takeover 20:00-23:00 52 Degrees, Bay Campus
Choral Society Christmas Concert 19:30-22:30 St Paul’s Church, Sketty
araoke 19:30-23:00 C’s, Singleton Campus
Pub Quiz Night (£2 per team) 20:30 JC’s, Singleton Campus
Sink Presents 22:00-04:00 Sin City, Dilwyn Street, Swansea
ooters Christmas 22:00-02:00 va’s, Singleton Campus
UICY: If you don’t know now you ow e Attic Swansea, 5-6 Castle Bailey reet
Pub Quiz Music Round 19:00 52 Degrees, Bay Campus
The Wonky Pub Quiz 21:00-late The Wonky Sheep, Hendrefoelan Student Village
hristmas on Campus ALL DAY ’s, The Wonky Sheep, 52 Degrees
WA The Green & White Army keover 22:30-23:30 ols Swansea, Wind Street, Captains r
Swansea Sessions 17:00-19:30 Diva’s Movie Room, Singleton Campus Open Mic: Christmas Jumper 20:00-23:00 JC’s, Singleton Campus
Swansea Sessions: Musicians Jam 18:00-20:00 52 Degrees, Bay Campus
lly Farm Day Trip for esidents and Families ansport provided | More info at wanseasu.nutickets.com
cktail Night at Wonky Sheep :00-23:00 e Wonky Sheep, Hendrefoelan udent Village
TUESDAY
The Wonky Pub Quiz 21:00-Late Hendrefoelan Student Village SUSU Presents SNOWBALL with DJ Fresh 21:00-02:30 Fiction & Vinyl, Wind St. Swansea
THURSDAY
FRIDAY Sin Savers 22:00-03:00 Sin City, Dilwyn Street, Swansea
Christian Union Carol Service 19:00 St James Church, Uplands Karaoke Christmas Boogie 19:30-23:00 JC’s Singleton Campus Tooters Christmas Leaving Party 22:00-02:00 Diva’s, Singleton Campus
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by Robin Benson
Am ragor o wybodaeth am raglen Siarad ew www.comisiynyddheddluathroseddu.cy
Rhaglen hyfforddi ac atgyfeirio ar gyfer cam-drin d thrais rhywiol yw Siarad, sy'n cael ei chynnal mewn a'i hariannu gan Gomisiynydd Heddlu a Throseddu
Mae trais rhywiol yn cynnwys unrhyw weithred rywiol, neu ymgais i gyflawni gweithred rywiol drwy drais gorfodol, fel treisio, sylwadau neu gynigion rhywiol digroeso, gweithredoedd i ecsbloetio person yn rhywiol neu weithredoedd yn erbyn rhywioldeb person, beth bynnag yw'r berthynas â'r dioddefwr. Gellir diffinio trais rhywiol fel unrhyw ymddygiad o natur rywiol ganfyddedig sy'n ddigroeso ac yn digwydd heb ganiatâd.
staying safe
Siaradwch â'r Gwasanaethau Cymorth i neu cysylltwch â Julie Grady, Arbenigwr Ffôn Symudol: 07787 50871 E-bost: julieg@atalyfro.org Cadw’n Ddiogel
Beth yw trais rhywiol?
Rydym wedi ymrwymo i weithio i'c cadw'n ddiogel. Byddwn yn gwrando arnoch chi. By hyrwyddwr unigol arbenigol ar gae dioddefwyr cam-drin domestig a thr rhoi cyngor iddynt a'u hatgyfeirio.
Gwrando
Mae staff prifysgolion wedi cael hyf arbenigol i'w helpu i nodi dioddefw drin rhywiol a thrais rhywiol.
Cynghori
The past few years have unfortunately
Tackling domestic abuse and sexual violence
Cam-drin domestig yw brawychu partner yn gyson, dro ar ôl tro neu ar hap er mwyn ei reoli. Gall y cam-drin fod yn gorfforol, emosiynol, seicolegol, ariannol neu rywiol.
seen a large increase in Sexual Assaults
across Universities in Wales. At Swansea
Cam-drin domestig yw unrhyw achos o drais, cam-drin a/neu batrwm o ymddygiad sy'n rheoli, yn gorfodi neu'n bygwth partner, cyn-bartner neu aelod o'r teulu.
University, we are working with a range
Os ydych yn dioddef o gam-drin do drais rhywiol, neu os yw hynny wed chi yn y gorffennol, dywedwch wrth
of partners to make sure that all students Dweud
SI RAD â ni
are aware of their personal safety at all
Working together to keep our students safe and the other agencies involved” services if you may be a victim of Contact the Police tel. 101 or 999
Revenge Porn and online harassment
at night. We have a Zero Tolerance to
One of those agencies is New Pathways, a
You can sign up to the Universities
Sexual Harassment at Swansea University
3rd Sector agency who run a local Sexual
SafeZone App and access a range
and the Students Union.
Assault Referral Centre known as the SARC.
of personal safety tools
Beth yw cam-drin domestig?
times and especially when out and about
SARC is available 24/7 and it carries out Sexual Harassment is any behaviour that
forensic examinations and much more:
You can make contact with me, Robin
is unwanted, of a sexual nature and either
SARC Co-ordinator Sarah-Jane Thomas
Benson, the University’s Community
persistent or likely to cause someone to
said: “ If someone comes directly to us we
Liaison Officer, any time on tel.
feel alarmed, harassed or distressed.
will give them the information they need to
07860 782004. I will help guide you
If you or a friend have been a victim
make an informed decision on whether to
through to appropriate services and
of a sexual assault or harassment, we
involve the Police. We hold the evidence
ensure you’re properly supported.
have a superb array of Help available
for up to 7 years so they can inform the
to support you and to take action.
Police at any time during that time”. SARC
You can also make contact with the
can also provide counselling for victims
incredible staff at the Union’s Advice &
and relatives. SARC tel. 01792 206885
Support Centre (ASC) behind Costcutter
The Police in Swansea have a specialised team for victims of Rape and Serious
by just walking in or on tel. 01792 295617
Sexual Assaults headed by DI Phil
TALK is a new service available at the
Sparrow…”reporting these crimes is
University tackling domestic abuse and
You can also walk in @ Campus Life at
extremely difficult and emotive. We
sexual violence…Tell, Advise, Listen,
Student Services opposite the Library.
understand that and there are ways we
Keep Safe. The contact for the service
can support them and help them through
is Julie Grady tel. 07787 508719. Julie
Folks, there is lots of sensational and
the investigation. Some of the cases are
does a surgery every week at the
dedicated professional help for anyone who
historic and others are immediate.
University at the offices of the Student
suffers a sexual assault or harassment. I urge
Union Advice & Support Centre, just
any victim please to get help and support,
All victims will receive the same
behind Costcutter in Fulton House.
to report any incident and to be vigilant
level of support from the Police
We have links to a specialist set of
with your personal safety and sexual health.
NOVEMBER 2016
what world am i living in? by Akosua Darko
AKOSUA DARKO // LIBERATION
primary cause of Brexit. You can look up
we do not fit their idea of people who
what Trump said about minorities and
deserve rights. I for one, will not let
hopefully be disgusted by what you find.
people like them steal my joy, make me
Other people thought it was a brilliant
apologise for my identity or even let me
rhetoric; banning Muslims would mean no
live in fear. People have fought too hard
terrorism, get the immigrants out means
for us to celebrate ourselves and live
more jobs and fewer rapists. The blacks
with rights in society. I have the right to
can no longer whinge about their lives
be treated as a human being, and I will
mattering. No more feminism. For some
enjoy that right to the best of my ability.
people this kind of illogical and racist thinking made them go to the polls and
These are terrifying times for minorities.
Donald Trump is the 45th president
vote for Trump. I did cry a little after the
What can we do but organise, fight
of the United States of America,
results were announced, wondering what
for our rights and hope and pray that
Brexit wins, far right movements
I personally have done to be so hated just
we will be safe. We do not know what
across Europe are rising and winning
because of the colour of my skin.
will happen to us, there is no longer a
because of economic decline and the
security of civil liberties for minorities
increase of people feeling dissatisfied
We are not living in a post-racism
living in western democracies. The far
with their lives. The call is to blame
society. In my opinion we have never
right support and hatred towards us is
immigrants, blacks, LGBT+, women,
been. The recent elections show that
astonishing. But like I said, we have to
the disabled, Muslims and Jews.
for themselves. What can we do? Do we
try and live happily. We must fight so
just sit and feel sorry for ourselves. No,
hard for our right to a safe and happy
A lot of people say other factors are
people like Donald Trump and Nigel
life. We cannot let the Trumps and
involved but immigration was the
Farage want us to feel less just because
Farages of the world win.
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in association with by Harry Ballmann
local natives Do you have any musical influences
darker with Hummingbird, and then
that have stuck with you?
Sunlit Youth is a real coming of age
Waterfront’s Harry Ballmann caught up with Local Native’s
album. Was that a deliberate transition? I actually have to say the one artist which has stuck with me, the first to properly
Yeah I guess so, because all of our
lead singer Taylor
influence me was Bjork, it was completely
albums we’ve made are from the times.
Rice, talking about
interesting, unique, absolutely everything
It’s not thought out at all, Gorilla Manor
coming of age and
about it was mesmerising. It’s always
was extremely wild, maybe even a little
going to be ingrained in my musical fibre.
naïve, we moved into a house together
what it is to make music.
so, that says a lot! Then Hummingbird Does that often show in the
was definitely a little darker, talking
music making process?
about loss, love and death. We recorded Sunlit Youth back home in
I suppose it crops up now and then,
L.A so it’s got that nostalgic feel to it,
though mainly it’s what I’ve been
it’s another point in our lives I guess?
listening to around the time of making the album which influences me.
Okay, so can I be bold and ask
Lately it’s been a lot of Jamie XX.
what Psycho Lovers is about, it’s my favourite song on the
Your albums show an interesting
Sunlit Youth album…
transition: Gorilla Manor was very youthy and upbeat, you seemed to go
Yeah of course, I’m glad you like it as it
DECEMBER 2016
HARRY BALLMANN // MUSIC
by Declan Murphy
bastille wild world doesn’t get too much reception at the
can’t help but ask, what does
back end of the album, but it’s a song
it mean to Local Natives?
close to my heart. In short I guess it
Bastille’s latest album brings together the combination of heart-breaking lyrics and
reflects a triumphant breakup, you’re
I suppose we started there and we’ve
energetic beats that we’ve come to love
both all good about it etc etc. But
ended there. Sunlit Youth is the last
from their previous tracks.
with Psycho lovers, L.A is definitely a
chapter in this seven year album trilogy.
character, a big part to play, I guess
It’s been seven years of Local Natives,
The album has a running theme using
it’s like that with all of our music.
we’ve grown up somewhere where it
voice clips from what seems like old
was easy to become so cynical, both
US TV shows and movies which helps
So moving on to your tour,
politically and socially, and that of course
to bring the whole thing together.
you’re approaching the European
reflected in our albums. But we’re out of
leg now, how is it playing in so
that, and we feel happy to be back where
Songs like Send Them Off! and Good
many different cultures?
we started, in a good place and in L.A.
Grief fit together perfectly and make for one seamless experience.
Really cool actually, you definitely
And finally, do you have any advice
Some would say that this isn’t their
notice the nuances in the crowd
for up and coming artists?
greatest work and although I don’t think
depending on where you are, though
it is their best album, All This Bad Blood
nothing beats the homecoming feeling,
You’ve got to take control. We’ve
especially at Greek Theatre, you’re
been a band to always do that, be
surrounded by trees, it’s amazing.
active with your producer, record
Album Rating: 6/10
label, manager. Don’t sit back and let
Standout track: Send them off
them take you, you won’t be happy.
Out now
You talk about L.A. a lot, I
is in my opinion, it’s not that far away.
DECEMBER 2016
SWANSEASTUDENTMEDIA.COM
by Harry Ballmann
the secrets of simplicity teh
‘Hamburg Demonstrations’ by Pete Doherty Turning up to Clouds Hill Recordings studio unannounced is only really going work if you carry as much talent and musical prowess as The Libertine’s Peter Doherty. Hamburg Demonstrations is Doherty’s second solo album, being released a mere 14 months after the storming success of The Libertines Anthems for Doomed Youth. While presenting a familiar Libertines twang with Hamburg Demonstrations,
angle to the music. Observing Doherty’s
disputed, perhaps creating the most
Doherty loses the soft punk-edge we all
detailed lyrics allows you to see past the
emotionally stimulating track on the
associate with his band and replaces it with
dangerously simple music, transforming
album, Hell to Pay at the Gates of Heaven.
a seemingly sensitive mix of entrancing
itself into an album characterised by
Lamenting the fact that youths are now
acoustic and soft electric guitar playing.
political poignancy, nostalgia and
picking up guns instead of guitars,
Doherty manages to establish his own
heartbreak.
Doherty mentions the mystical Gibson
sense of style while keeping the boyish,
J-45, a favourite of John Lennon, simply
feel-good flamboyance shown across The
Boasting a new recording of what is now
asking ‘come on boys, pick your weapon,
Libertines’ discography.
known as Flags from the Old Regime, the
J-45 or AK-47?’. The song was actually
touching Amy Winehouse tribute shows
written around a year ago, just after the
Yet, the music certainly isn’t where
Doherty’s emotional side, reflecting on her
Paris Attacks, acting as a simple reminder
the credit should lie in Hamburg
inability to deal with fame, the intimate yet
to the power of peace and love advocated
Demonstrations. Admittedly, like a lot
drug fuelled relationship. In its own right
by Lennon himself; a touching finish to a
of The Libertine’s music, it can become
however, this song remains fantastically
truly complex album.
seemingly monotonous with a tendency
nostalgic, a rare tribute to a soulful and
to stick to what they know, keeping things
talented musician.
Album Rating: 6/10 Standout track: Flags from
too simple. Once you look past the music however, especially in Doherty’s solo
The quality of the ending of Hamburg
the Old Regime
projects, you begin to see a different
Demonstrations simply cannot be
Release: 2nd December, 2016
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Hi girls, I’ve started dating a friend by Shannon Jones & Faye Vlietstra
agony aunts Hi Shannon and Faye, I’ve been seeing this guy seriously for a couple of months and he has asked me to go on the pill as he prefers sex without condoms, do you guys think this is a good idea? Liz, First Year
of a friend. Things have been going OK so far, but I feel he may be a little more into it than I am. I only want something casual. Do you have any advice on how to handle both the guy, and my other friend? Harriet, Third Year Now that sounds like a shit storm. Keen guys are the worst! Firstly, in terms of handling the guy, lay all your cards out on the table that way he can’t moan or go off on one when it finally comes to an end. As long as you’re open about it then he can’t hold anything against you. To keep it casual, avoid personal conversations, and make sure it’s all about sex. No intimacy necessary. Now
Before you go out and do anything make
for the friend, she’ll either love you or
sure that you yourself are comfortable with
hate you. Much like with the guy, as long
Shannon and Faye are
that decision. If you want to go on the pill
as you’re open and don’t let it get in the
Waterfront’s very own agony
for yourself great, but don’t do it to please
way of your friendship, then things should
the guy. There are many contraceptives
be good. Depending on how close you
available, other than just the pill, so do your
guys actually are, all should be well with
on a Blind Date or have a
research and figure out which would be
you...heck, she might even support your
question you want to put
best for you. When you’re ready, go speak
casual fling. The only worry might be
to the aunts, contact them
to a nurse at the University Health Centre,
about a change in the friendship between
found at the bottom of Penmaen residence
the guy and your friend. Seeing and
on Singleton Campus. Make sure they’re
hearing about him in another light might
aware that you’ve done your research, as
be a little strange to adjust to. Especially
sometimes they can make suggestions you
hearing about his schlong.
aunts and matchmakers. If you’re interested in going
at waterfrontrelationships@ swanseastudentmedia.com.
might not be comfortable with. Stick to your guns girl, and good luck. Now as for the
While very knowledgeable, Shannon
guy, he needs to chill and stop pressuring
and Faye are not qualified to give out
you. Your body, your choice! If you both
expert advice. Waterfront suggests
want to have sex without a condom, then
that you take their advice with a pinch
go get yourselves checked out ‘cause a pill
of salt and use the Students’ Union’s
isn’t going to protect you from an STI.
support services for serious guidance.
DECEMBER 2016
blind date We send our blind date couples to JC’s bar and coffee shop, which serves a range of alcoholic and nonalcoholic drinks, speciality coffees, pub meals, panini and homemade cakes.
SHANNON JONES & FAYE VLIETSTRA // RELATIONSHIPS
Emily (21), a fourth year American Studies student and Alex (21), a third year Ancient History student, met for a free drink in JCs. Here’s what they had to say afterwards. What’s your favourite feature of a guy/
A: A few hours, no I thought it lasted the
girl? And did they have it?
perfect amount of time to get to know
E: Intelligence, yes A: Someone who can hold a good and intelligent conversation, yes definitely. Were you attracted to the person? E: He’s not really my type but beauty is in the eye of the beholder A: Yes.
Did you kiss? Or was there any potential for a kiss…or more? E: No A: No, maybe. Out of ten, how would you rate the date?
What did you think of their choice of
E: 6.5
drink?
A: 8
All of our blind date couples
E: He had a Strongbow and as I’m from
receive a complimentary
the West Country and a big fan of good
drink courtesy of JC’s.
someone new.
cider I wasn’t that impressed with the
Any chance of seeing each other again?
Strongbow.
E: Probably not
A: Sauvignon blanc, very classy.
A: Hopefully maybe
contact Shannon and Faye on
How long did the date last? Did you
Were there any turnoffs?
waterfrontrelationships@
want it to last longer or end sooner?
If you would like to take part in a blind date, please
swanseastudentmedia.com
A: His choice of drink
E: I think it lasted about 5 hours, was
E: No not at all, but they haven’t read
kind of tired so could have done with an
the hobbit but I can probably forgive
early night but otherwise was all good
them for that.
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trychineb aberfan Pumdeg mlynedd yn ôl, ar yr 21ain o Hydref, 1966, daeth tirlithriad erchyll i lawr
Bu glowyr lleol yn taflu deunydd
i ddeisebu am gliriad y twmpath.
gwastraff glo ar ben ffynnon o dan y
Ar ôl adeg o law trwm, daeth y deunydd
ddaear am tua phumdeg mlynedd cyn
gwastraff yn rhydd oddi ar y twmpath,
y trychineb. Danfonwyd llythyr gan
yn dros 150,000 tunnell o slyri bwrw ochr
beiriannydd dŵr DCW Jones i’r Bwrdd
Ysgol Gynradd Pantglas, chladdwyd
Glo Cenedlaethol (BGC) i gwyno am
dosbarthiadau o dan tua 10 medr o’r
ar Ysgol Gynradd
y gwastraff ym mis Orffennaf, 1963,
gwastraff. Bu 144 o bobl farw drwy
Pantglas a wnaeth
tair blynedd cyn i’r twmpath llithro.
gydol y dydd, gyda 116 o’r rhain yn blant
crynu holl bentref
rhwng 7 a 10 mlwydd oed. Rhuthrodd
Aberfan, a’r holl wlad.
Dwedodd Mr Jones yn Saesneg yn ei
2,000 o bobl gwasanaethau brys, glowyr
Llithrodd twmpath
lythyr, “Mae’r slyri mor hylif ac mae’r
a gwirfoddolwyr i’r ysgol, gan gynnwys
o slyri oedd ar ben
graddiant mor serth, ni fydda’n bosib
mamau a oedd yn ceisio i gladdu
aros ar y safle trwy aeaf neu trwy
trwy’r slyri yn bryderus. Chwiliwyd am
gyfnodau o law trwm.” Anwybyddodd
dros 24 awr, ond dim ond un person
y BGC ei rhybudd. Yn ogystal â
wnaeth goroesi. Cafodd Jeff Edwards ei
hyn, ar ôl i’r wybodaeth yma ddod i
ddarganfod yn y rwbel, yr unig blentyn
sylw brifathrawes yr ysgol, Mrs Ann
dal i fyw ar ôl gael ei gladdu yn yr ysgol
Jennings, anfonodd hithau sawl lythyr
. Ymysg yr oedolion wnaeth marw oedd
Mynydd Merthyr i lawr a chladdu’r ysgol, gan gynnwys llawer o dai cyfagos.
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D d a u fa c hg e n i f a n c yn ed ry ch a r o ol i on eu h y s g o l
prifathrawes yr ysgol, Mrs Jennings. Ym mis Ionawr, 1967, crëwyd cronfa gan faer Merthyr Tydfil a derbyniodd deuluoedd y rhai oedd wedi colli eu bywydau tua £1.6 miliwn mewn rhoddion. Cymerwyd £150,000 o’r arian yma er mwyn clirio’r rwbel oddi’r pentref, gan ni chymerodd y BGC unrhyw gyfrifoldeb ariannol. 30 mlynedd ar ôl i hyn ddigwydd, rhoddwyd yr arian yma nôl i’r gronfa gan y Llywodraeth. Crynodd y trychineb yma’r holl wlad ar yr adeg, ond mae’n dal i effeithio llawer o bobl heddiw. Er mwyn cofio’r digwyddiad erchyll, crëwyd rhaglen gan ITV o’r enw The Aberfan Young Wives Club, sy’n cyfleu tristwch mamau’r plant oedd wedi colli eu bywydau.
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an esteemed actor and director has
by Joshua Price
become a bit more controversial.
the art and the artist
Perhaps, the most uncomfortable of all is ‘Birth of a Nation’ - intentionally named after the 1915 silent film by D.W
Given that awards season is now
Griffith that has gone down in history
well underway many film fans
as one of the most unapologetically
will already be placing bets on or
racist films ever made. Having received
speculating who will take home a
a significant amount of criticism for
slew of Oscars and Golden Globes.
An dre w Ga rfi el d a s D esmond D oss
A naïve person might assume that
not having a more racially diverse field of nominees the Oscars are certainly
the best films will earn the most
Network’). Doss was a conscientious
looking for ways to redeem this by
awards - anyone more familiar with
objector who refused to bear arms,
nominating a slew of more diverse
the nature of awards will know that
yet was awarded the Medal of Honour
filmmakers. The answer seemed to
every year plenty of worthwhile films
for single-handedly saving the lives
be in Parker’s film as it burst onto the
are overlooked due a lack of funding
of over 75 of his comrades while
independent festival scene; Parker’s
for proper campaigns or politics
under constant enemy fire during the
inspiration to make the film out of
(in particular, the difficulty of some
Battle of Okinawa in World War 2.
a frustration for the lack of roles
filmmakers’ complicated lives).
Director, Mel Gibson, despite being
available for black actors made it seem
the recipient of numerous Academy
the obvious and perfect candidate.
The latter of those reasons seems
Awards for ‘Braveheart’ has since been
But, it came to light that Parker had
particularly relevant this year, with
marred by numerous controversies -
been charged with rape and sexual
three award-favourites being put
accusations of anti-Semitism, misogyny,
harassment in 1999 and was adjudicated
in a problematic position due to
homophobia, domestic abuse as
under some shady circumstances, which
the history of the directors. On the
well as his alcoholism and various
has cast a serious shadow over the film.
surface ‘Sully’, ‘Birth of a Nation’, and
legal issues (to name but a few).
‘Hacksaw Ridge’ are films that seem
Many approach these situations
likely candidates for numerous awards;
‘Sully’ is based upon the Miracle
with a simple statement - “It (the
they are all uplifting, inspiring, and
on the Hudson incident in which
controversy) is about the artist, not
based on true stories with historical
Captain Chesley Sullenberger saved
the art”. The sentiment is rational
relevance - all attributes that awards
the lives of 155 airline passengers by
and one that I confess to using many
juries eat up. The directors, however,
successfully landing on the Hudson
times, especially when explaining
have made matters complicated.
River. Oscar favourite and widely
why I love films like ‘Chinatown’ and
loved Tom Hanks stars but director
‘Annie Hall’ despite the controversies
‘Hacksaw Ridge’, a gritty and brutal
Clint Eastwood carries some baggage,
surrounding Roman Polanski and Woody
war film is based upon the true story
recent baggage. Having appeared at
Allen. Reviewing or watching a film is
of Desmond Doss (played by Andrew
the Republican National Convention
not about passing moral judgement
Garfield who himself was nominated
and endorsed Donald Trump for
on those who made it. As long as
for an Oscar in 2010 for ‘The Social
President, Eastwood’s reputation as
the filmmakers are not forcing their
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RACHEL SANDERS // FILM
ideology onto the viewer then we
by Becky Elms
should be able to put it aside, right?
binge watch: gilmore girls
The problem with this ideal is that art is often best analysed when it is put into context alongside the artist. In fact, when it comes to the examples
November 25th, the day every Gilmore
listed, there are far more interesting
fan has been waiting for, Netflix has
discussions waiting to happen on
released a four-part event ‘Gilmore Girls:
why each filmmaker chose to tackle their story. ‘Sully’, a story about being
Tom Han ks a s Chesl ey ‘Sul l y’ Sul l enb erg er
A Year in the Life’. Nine years after the show aired its final episode Amy Sherman-
scrutinised for one’s actions in an
first directorial outing and so we
Palladino (creator and masterful writer
impossible situation and an overly
do not have a broad body of work
of the show) has revived it with four
complex modern world was all brought
to compare it to. However, there is
ninety minute episodes travelling through
to life by a filmmaker known for
definitely something to discuss about
Winter, Spring, Summer and Autumn.
deconstructing masculine icons from
the fact that this controversial person
the cowboy, police officer, soldiers
is the film’s writer, director, producer,
It is safe to assume any established Gilmore
and in this case an heroic airline pilot.
financer and has cast himself as
fan will be watching these episodes on
Then you have Gibson’s film, a faith
the lead role - a role he portrayed
repeat. But if you have no idea what I am
based piece soaked in violence and
as the epitome of heroism and the
talking about then let me enlighten you.
brutality in a complex and dangerous
only character to be anything other
The show follows the lives of mother and
world…this by the same director who
than a two dimensional background
daughter, Lorelai Gilmore, a sparky mother
brought us ‘The Passion of the Christ’
addition. If ever a movie invited an
and inn-keeper played by Lauren Graham,
- chances are Gibson is choosing
examination of its maker it is this
and Rory Gilmore, a precocious sixteen-
projects which give him a personal
one, to ignore him would be to
year old daughter dreaming of attending
attachment to the source material.
ignore the writing, directing and main
Harvard, played by Alexis Bledel. On paper
character. If you do that you don’t
this doesn’t sound all too appealing but the
really have a film left to analyse.
fast dialogue and pop culture references
Art is at its most interesting when analysed within the context of its
mean that there is never a dull moment.
maker’s broader body of work and
Ultimately, while art should be
The Gilmores live in a quirky town called
the state of the environment to which
judged based on its quality and not
Stars Hollow with the likes of Miss Patty,
they were delivered. Some of the most
social morality, it is almost impossible
Taylor Doose and, of course, Kirk. The
interesting filmmakers (and artists)
to separate the art and the artist
Gilmores seem like the sane alternative
of all time were seriously damaged
– they are inherently linked. By no
and the town is always buzzing with a new
individuals - Alfred Hitchcock was a
means should you punish a film
ridiculous problem for one resident or
controlling obsessive, Sam Peckinpah
for the actions of its maker, but at
another. Endearingly realistic, it will make
was a temperamental misogynist -
the same time when you take into
you laugh, cry and love all the unique
their films reflected their flaws.
account those actions in the context
characters. With seven seasons to catch up
of the film that is often when you
on and the eighth just out, you have more
discover the most fascinating aspects.
than enough to binge on this month!
Parker’s ‘Birth of a Nation’ marks his
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by Joshua Price
cult classic: space jam The world was a very different place in 1996. It was a time when Nicolas Cage was able to win an Oscar, a time when ‘Game of Thrones’ existed only as a single fantasy novel and a I ma g e: Wa rner B ros
time when you could make a movie starring the Looney Tunes, Michael Jordan and Bill Murray. We’ve come a long way in 20 years. Given the recent confirmation of a ‘Space Jam 2’ that will be starting production under the direction of Justin Lin and starring LeBron James alongside the Looney Tunes, it seems like an ideal opportunity to revisit the baffling entity known as Space Jam. I have to question what the title of the movie even means. I can’t reach any sound conclusion as to what ‘Space Jam’ is referring to; it’s a decent name for a soundtrack but a confusing one for a film. Speaking of soundtracks though, if you want an album that epitomises everything that is the 1990s then behold ‘Space Jam’ which features hits from Spin Doctors, Salt N Pepa and R Kelly’s ‘I Believe I can Fly’.
Despite the fact that he is credited after
In between the product placement and
Bugs Bunny (for obvious reasons) Michael
Pup Fiction references (yes, you read that
Jordan is the centre of the film. The only
correctly) lies a sub-plot involving Jordan’s
issue is that Michael Jordan cannot act in
basketball career, his relationship with his
any way shape or form. His reactions to
father and his free time on the golf course.
being transported into a cartoon world
It’s at this point you begin to wonder if
are bafflingly understated to the point of
this is some kind of nightmarish acid trip.
mild befuddlement. I can only theorise
The film even turns meta with Bill Murray’s
that such an occurrence must happen
sudden appearance explained as “He’s a
regularly to Michael Jordan. In fact, the
friend of the producer”. That flew over my
most genuine piece of acting we see from
head when I watched this film as a kid, but
Jordan is a gag reel secretly edited into
so did many other things, including the
one of the film’s sequences. Jordan seems
basic question of why this film even exists.
equally nonchalant at the small revelation that aliens exist as do cartoons (which
If nothing else, it is the best live action/
yields frightening existential possibilities).
animated sports comedy film that stars
But if we do undergo any encounter with
Michael Jordan. Like its still existing website
extraterrestrials, it’s comforting to know
(that everyone should google when they
that we would threaten their existence
get the chance) it’s a time capsule, a baffling
with a challenging game of basketball.
oddity and beyond logical reasoning.
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he simply told the truth. We cry because we identify with the characters, we cry because we know it is really happening, we cry because we know it is wrong. So, again, why should you watch this film? You can’t do anything about it, right? You aren’t affected by it, are you? You haven’t got time to deal with someone else’s problems - you have your own, don’t you? It’s not about helping someone else, noble as that is. It is about helping us all, together as a society, and that includes you. Helping us to be better people, helping us to look after ourselves and each other – if we don’t, no one else will. Helping us, them, you,
Da v e Jo hns a s Da niel Bla ke
to have a voice. Helping us to know that we can make a difference, each
by Rachel Sanders
i,daniel blake
I am not going to sit here and write a
and every one of us. We do exist, we
piece preaching about the ‘common man’
do count and we will be noticed.
and the disgusting attitude of the state. Nor am I going to write a tirade about
That is why you should watch this; to hear
injustice, inequality and society’s lack of
the voice that is crying to be heard, to
empathy - easy as it would be to do so.
remind ourselves (if we have forgotten)
I am simply going to state that rarely
that we are not monsters or numbers or
am I moved to tears so easily by a film.
scroungers or scum - we are not irrelevant
“I am a citizen, nothing more, nothing less”.
- to understand the reality that so many I had to ask the question, “Why?”
people are facing (if you are lucky enough
as I turned round and saw everyone
not to have experienced it first-hand),
Where to start? You’ve all heard
in tears - young, old, well-off, not
to connect with those around us.
the news surrounding this film.
so well-off, male, female - “why was
‘That’s the one about benefits,
everyone moved by this film?”
yeah?’, ‘Really depressing, right?’, ‘Won loads of awards, didn’t it?’
I can’t sit here and tell you what to think, I don’t want to. I simply ask that
The answer - It is real.
you open your eyes. Then, when you truly understand the situation, you are
The question is, why should you
Ken Loach has created a rare thing in
truly capable of forming an opinion
watch it? Why should you care?
cinema - reality. How did he create it? By
about it and (if you so wish) truly
listening; he listened to real people and
capable of doing something about it.