THEWILL DOWNTOWN May 07, 2023

KING CHARLES III

TheMet Gala is long gone, but we can’t stop gushing over our predictions of Afrobeats stars attending the highly sought-after event. Tems wore a custom Robert Wun attire, while Burna Boy wore Burberry. They certainly made history. Here’s to more Nigerians attending The Met Gala.

There are many ways of making your house a home. One of which is by incorporating greenery— plants. We show you how to do this on page 11. Our beauty pages discuss the skin’s pH and how to balance it.

Did you know that not managing stress properly could disrupt your skin’s pH? Find out more about the skin’s pH, understand why it matters and how to balance it on pages 12 to 13.

Downtown Confidential is back, this time with a story about a woman who isn’t sexually satisfied by her husband, who believes that certain sexual acts amount to sin, and so resorts to toys. The problem is she is worried about getting caught by her husband.

Ladies, would you continue to use toys in secret, or do you think it’s time to have the talk with him?

Don’t forget to scan the QR codes on page 16 for the best music compilation there is out there.

A new chapter begins in the British monarchy as Charles III takes the throne as King of England. We look at life before his new role in our cover story. God save the King.

Until next week, enjoy your read.

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Dorcas Akintoye

Dorcas Akintoye is a dedicated writer with more than 2 years prolific experience in writing articles ranging from food, entertainment, fashion and beauty.  She has a National Diploma in Mass Communication from Kwara State Polytechnic, Ilorin. She loves writing, listening to music and playing scrabble. She is a highly-skilled, enthusiastic, selfmotivated professional writer.

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He has written so many articles, stories and e books. An avid reader and a freelancer. You can check out his literary editing page @coidencreatives on Instagram and twitter.

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Afro Beats Makes History WITH TEMS AND BURNA BOY AT THE MET GALA 2023

BY ONWUMERE CHURCHILL IKENNA

TheMet Gala has never felt the presence of true African culture artists; especially from the giant of Africa and has been birthing great stars to the limelight of entertainment globally. This year turned out to be different and as predicted early by Nigerian Afrobeats artists attending this year’s Met Gala, it turned out to be a dream come true.

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Tems and Burna Boy really came prepared to honour Karl Lagerfeld and also to put Nigeria on the map of the biggest fashion event in the world. The trending charts has been wild since they both made an appearance at the Met Gala. History in the making and it was made in a beautiful way. We can’t wait to see other artists gracing the event soon enough.

it [Met Gala] before. So, I’m so excited. It’s my first time. It’s going to be lit!”

Damini Ebunoluwa Ogulu popularly known as “Burna boy” made a debut as the first Male Nigerian artist alongside Tems (Female) to also grace the Met Gala 2023. Burna boy is Nigeria’s top Grammy artist who is widely recognized and has been releasing great songs that tell a story to our culture mostly and songs that make us feel alive more. A talented star who made an entrance at this year’s Met Gala.

TEMS AND BURNA BOY MAKE HISTORY AS THE FIRST NIGERIANS TO DEBUT AT THE MET GALA 2023

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Openiyi popularly known as ‘Tems” is the first ever female artist to grace the presence of the Met Gala 2023. She has been on a full throttle of getting into huge events since this year. Her last entry was at the Academy awards ( Oscar’s), and she slayed effortlessly.

Tems is an amazing artist that has been recognized by so many other great artists, producers and directors. She’s one hell of a star and her voice is a melody for the soul.

Tems graced this year’s Met Gala and as usual she came prepared and was unique amongst all that were present that night. Tems is one artist who is free spirited and always showcases our culture in whatever she’s doing. Her last outfit at the Oscars event was much more of an African culture meets contemporary design.

This year at the Met Gala, she managed to do the same which was beautiful and amazing to see.

Tems wore a first ever custom debut by top designer, Robert Wun. Her custom couture gown was inspired and re-interpretation of Karl Lagerfeld’s earlier work with contrast tailoring feathers and elegance. The dress was styled by Dunsin Wright. Tems was looking super flawless and captivating to each person present at the event.

The after party was epic and Tems came in looking like 10 out 10. She wore a hairy gown which was designed by Taiba Taiba from her recent collection of bundles of paradise and was also styled by Dunsin Wright.

In a side interview with ESSENCE, Tems expressed excitement for making her Met Gala debut.

She said, “Oh my goodness! I have never done

The African giant was checked in wearing a Burberry outfit which was designed by Daniel lee and styled by burna boy’s sister Ronami Ogulu. He was looking great in his outfit and was critically praised for it. Although he didn’t attend the after party, he was present at the red carpet looking tush. According to his stylist, who is his sister, in an instagram post of Burna boy in his Met Gala outfit which she captioned saying;

“Successfully convincing @burnaboy to attend the Met is probably my biggest achievement with a

HILDA BACI,

Leaving a Mark

BY KEHINDÉ FAGBULE

FromMay 11th till the 14th, Multi-talented food entrepreneur, Hilda Baci will have her muchanticipated four-day cook-a-thon as she hopes to set a new record for the longest cooking session in the Guinness World Records. The event will take place at Amore Gardens, Lekki, Lagos, and aims to showcase Hilda’s culinary skills using various local and intercontinental recipes to put Nigeria on the

global culinary map.

Hilda Baci, CEO of “My Food by Hilda,” a fast-food restaurant located in Lekki, will attempt to break the record of 87 hours, 45 minutes, and 00 seconds set by Chef Lata London in Rewa, India, in 2019.

During a press conference in Lagos, Hilda reiterated the essence of the cook-a-thon as an inspirational platform for young people. She hopes to inspire every young girl about the possibility of achieving their dreams and setting an example with this attempt.

In preparation for the cook-a-thon, Hilda had a successful 24-hour dry run from April 12-13. She also partnered with a fitness trainer and nutritionist to lose weight and adjust her diet. Hilda and her team have designed over 100 recipes to be served at the event open to the public through registration.

The Hilda Cook-a-thon is a groundbreaking project geared towards impacting and providing growth opportunities. The

event will test Hilda’s will and grit as she continues to inspire young chefs and imbibe prowess. The Guinness World Record attempt is Hilda’s latest feat in driving her entrepreneurial vision for impact and attracting more investors and collaborators towards the expansion of FoodbyHilda. The event will have sideline activities, including games, music performances, poetry, and celebrity attendance.

PIOUS PASSIONS

in heightened anticipation as I woke up from my erotic dream. I opened my eyes only to find myself lying on the bed, my body tingling with the residual sensation of the dream. I took a deep breath, trying to calm my racing heart, until I realised that the only person who could bring my erotic fantasies to fruition was nowhere around me.

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My clitoris awakened as I suddenly felt inside of me, this deep throbbing begging to be deliciously pleasured. I decided to take matters into my hands as the throbbing between my legs grew intense. I slide my hand down my body, using my fingers to trace a path along my stomach until they reach the source of my arousal.

I closed my eyes and let out a soft moan as I began to explore my clitoris with my fingertips. I started with slow, circular movements, building tension with each pass. As the pleasure grew, I increased the speed and pressure of my touch, feeling the pleasure build with every stroke. I focused all my attention on the sensation, my body writhing with pleasure as the tension built toward its peak. The sensation became too much for me to bear; I let out a cry of ecstasy as the orgasm washed over me. I felt my body convulse with pleasure as my fingers were still working to prolong the experience.

Wanting more, I pulled my fingers out, reached into the bedside drawer, and took out my dildo. I smiled as I retrieved my favourite pink dildo from the drawer. I ran the dildo along my inner thigh, teasing myself with the sensation of the smooth, cool material against my skin. I took a deep breath and slowly slid it inside me, feeling the fullness and pressure against my walls.

I experimented with different speeds and angles, finding the perfect rhythm that would take me higher and higher. The dildo filled me, and I felt my body responding to its touch. As the pleasure grew, I increased the speed and pressure of my movements, feeling the tension building toward its peak. My moans filled the air as I lost myself in the pleasure, my body writhing and pulsing with every thrust. I grabbed a pillow to muffle out the loudness of my moans.

I cried out as the orgasm washed over me, splattering delicious cum on my dildo. I lay there on the bed, panting and exhausted from my deeply delicious escapade. I took a moment to catch my breath. I could feel my body alive with pleasure, every nerve ending tingling with sensation.

I smiled to myself as I surveyed the scene around me. My bed was a mess of tangled sheets and a discarded sex toy, a testament to the pleasure I had just experienced.

With a satisfied sigh, I lean over and switch off my pink dildo, setting it aside on the bedside table. I felt the last echoes of pleasure fade away as I closed my eyes and took a deep breath.

As I lay there, basking in the afterglow, I wasn’t sure if I was doing the wrong or right thing. The thought of Steven catching me with the sex toy sent a shiver down my spine. I knew that what I was doing could be considered cheating, but I had

After we got married, I discovered that Steven was not interested in exploring different sex styles. He preferred the missionary position, and anything beyond that was considered sinful and not in line with his faith. At first, I tried to accept Steven’s beliefs, but as time passed, I felt frustrated and unfulfilled. I had needs and desires that Steven seemed unwilling to fulfil.

I had tried to talk to Steven about my needs and desires, but he never seemed to understand. He would shut down the conversation, insisting that what I was asking for was sinful and not in line with God’s plan. Apart from that, if he was not busy with church, he would be busy with work; he was always too tired to make time for me, leaving me

and not judge me. Maybe there was a way I could save my marriage and, at the same time, find the sexual satisfaction that I craved.

I decided to keep my secret, hoping he would not find out. For the main time, I decided to continue exploring my body and find the pleasure I needed, even if it meant doing them in secret. At least, it was better than cheating on him with another man.

As I drifted off to sleep, I knew the road ahead would be difficult, but I was determined to find a way to be true to myself and discover the happiness I deserved.

KING CHARLES III

The Commonwealth Has A New Head

BY KEHINDÉ FAGBULE

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Charles III, the eldest son of Queen Elizabeth II, has lived his life in the shadow of the British monarchy, having had to wait the longest— he was only three years old when his mother, Elizabeth II, acceded to the throne in 1952, making him the heir apparent— to be crowned king or queen thanks to his mother’s formidable longevity on the throne. The 74 years old King was made Prince of Wales in 1958 when he was 10 years old, and his investiture was held in 1969, a decade later. Despite the many challenges he has faced along the way, he has remained steadfast in his commitment to duty and service and has now taken the throne this weekend, May 6.

Charles was born on November 14, 1948, and was immediately thrust into the public eye as the heir to the throne. He was educated at Gordonstoun School in Scotland and later went on to study at Trinity College, Cambridge. Throughout his youth, he was known for his interest in the arts and his passion for environmental conservation.

As he grew older, Charles became increasingly involved in public life, taking on numerous charitable causes and travelling extensively on behalf of the British monarchy. In 1981, he married Lady Diana Spencer, and the couple had two sons, Prince William and Prince Harry.

Remembering Diana King

Charles III and Lady Diana Spencer got married on June 29, 1981, when he was the Prince of Wales, in a highly publicized and extravagant ceremony at St. Paul’s Cathedral in London. At the time of their marriage, Charles was 32 years old, and Diana was just 20.

Their relationship began in 1977 when Charles was dating Diana’s older sister, Lady Sarah. Diana and Charles became reacquainted in 1980 when they were guests at the same country weekend event. They began dating soon after, and their relationship quickly became the subject of media attention.

Despite their initial attraction, Charles and Diana’s marriage was troubled from the beginning. Charles was known to have had an ongoing relationship with Camilla Parker Bowles, whom he had met in the early 1970s. Diana reportedly became aware of this relationship early on in their courtship, and it caused tension between the couple.

Their marriage was also plagued by other issues, such as Diana’s struggles with bulimia and depression, Charles’ busy schedule and absence from home, and differences in their personalities and interests. The media scrutiny and public pressure on them also added to the strain on their relationship.

In 1992, after years of speculation and rumours about their marriage, Charles and Diana announced their separation. They were officially divorced in 1996, one year before Diana’s tragic death in a car accident in Paris, survived by her two sons whom King Charles had to raise alone.

Although their marriage was fraught with difficulties, Charles and Diana’s relationship played a significant role in the history of the British monarchy and continues to be the subject of fascination and study.

Despite his personal challenges, Charles has remained dedicated to his duties as a member of the royal family. He has worked tirelessly to promote causes close to his heart, including environmentalism and interfaith dialogue. Charles has been a controversial figure throughout his life. He has been criticized for his outspokenness and his perceived lack

of empathy. However, he is also a popular figure among many people who admire his commitment to his work and his dedication to public service.

Issues and Succession

King Charles III is the eldest son of Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh. He has two children from his first marriage to Princess Diana and one child from his second marriage to Camilla Parker Bowles.

His first child is Prince William, Duke of Cambridge, who was born on June 21, 1982. He is currently second in line to the British throne, after his father, and is married to Catherine Middleton, now Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge. The couple has three children: Prince George, Princess Charlotte, and Prince Louis.

The King’s second child is Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex, who was born on September 15, 1984. He is sixth in line to the British throne and is married to Meghan Markle, now Meghan, Duchess of Sussex, a marriage that brought an unending drama to the royal family, culminating in the couple’s eventual relocation to California, United States. The couple, who have since both stepped away from senior royal duties, has two children: Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor and Lilibet “Lili” Diana Mountbatten-Windsor.

Charles III’s third child is from his second marriage to Camilla Parker Bowles. Her name is Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, and she was born on July 17, 1947. Camilla is not in the line of succession to the British throne as she is a consort, not a reigning monarch.

An Institutional Cultural Significance

In our history, there were not as many mentions of the King as his mother, who was also Nigeria’s official Queen when we were a sovereign state and an independent constitutional monarchy between 1960 and 1963. However, as the monarch of the former colonial power that once ruled Nigeria, King Charles III and the British monarchy still hold a symbolic significance in Nigeria, and the country’s political, social, and cultural history is closely linked to its colonial past. The relationship between the two countries remains significant. Today, the King

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has no official or personal relationship with Nigeria beyond the normal diplomatic relations between the United Kingdom and Nigeria as two sovereign nations.

Last year, on November 9, President Buhari met with King Charles III in Buckingham Palace in a meeting that, according to the President, was to foster Nigeria’s bilateral relationship with the UK. In an interview after meeting with the 73-year-old monarch, Buhari noted that Nigeria is a large market and it is wise for the business relationship between the two countries to be nurtured. “Firstly, we are to meet with the king in Kigali, but unfortunately, the meeting was postponed. He is interested very much in Nigeria, maybe because of Nigeria’s relationship with Britain for long, our economic strength, I think we are still of great attachment to them. The king speaks very well of Nigeria and wants the relationship to continue and if possible, improve,” reported the outgoing president. On the entertainment front, Tiwa Savage’s performance at the coronation was also another indication of the significant cultural exchange between both countries across borders.

All Hail The British King, New Head of The Commonwealth

This weekend, May 6, 2023, Charles III was officially crowned king in a ceremony steeped in tradition and pomp. The coronation— a momentous occasion for the British people, marks the beginning of a new chapter in the country’s history.

Before taking the throne, Charles had said that he was committed to continuing the legacy of his mother, Queen Elizabeth II, and to serving the British people with honour and distinction. While he faces many challenges ahead, he is confident that with the support of his family and his subjects, he can rise to the occasion and lead his country with wisdom and grace.

As King, Charles is expected to continue to undertake official duties and engagements on behalf of the country. He is also likely to continue to speak out on issues that are important to him. It remains to be seen how he will shape the monarchy in the years to come.

1948 - A newborn Prince Charles in the arms of his mother, Princess Elizabeth

1977 - Prince Charles is all smiles on his 30th birthday.

1951 - Charles with his grandfather, King George VI.

1981 - Approximately 750 million people tuned in to watch the original royal wedding of Prince Charles and Lady Diana.

1954 - Young Charles posed for his official birthday portrait.

1982 - Charles’s first son, William, was born in 1982. Here’s a photo of the young prince’s christening.

1969 - Queen Elizabeth II crowns her son Charles, Prince of Wales.

1984 - Princess Diana holding Prince Harry as she and Prince Charles leave St. Mary’s Hospital in London.

1972 - Posing for a photo with his family at Buckingham Palace.

1986 - Prince Charles and Princess Diana pose with their sons Prince William and Prince Harry in the wild flower meadow at Highgrove House.

2021 - An avid environmentalist, Charles gave a speech at the UN Climate Change Conference.

2018 - Prince Charles played a major role on Prince Harry and Megan Markle’s wedding day. Charles walked the bride down the aisle after it was announced her father, Thomas Markle, could not attend due to health reasons.

2011 - The portrait of a proud father at Will and Kate’s royal wedding.

1997 - At the funeral of Princess Diana.

2022 - At the end of the Platinum Jubilee, a celebration of Queen Elizabeth’s 70th year on the throne, Charles joined his mother, Camilla, Prince William, Kate Middleton, and their children, Prince George, Princess Charlotte, and Prince Louis on the Buckingham Palace balcony.

2018 - Charles was joined by the rest of the royal family, including newlyweds the Duke and Duchess of Sussex, for a RAF flypast on the Buckingham Palace balcony.

2012 - The Duchess of Cambridge and Prince Charles visit the Prince’s Foundation for Children and The Arts at Dulwich Picture Gallery

2002 - The princes pose for photographers during their skiing holiday in Switzerland.

2022 - Following the death of his mother, the iconic Queen Elizabeth, the newly-minted King Charles III made his first public speech. Among other things, Charles commented on the passing of his mother, announced that Prince William would become the new Prince of Wales, and expressed his love for Prince Harry and Meghan Markle.

2018 - The Prince turns 70! Prince Charles celebrated his 70th birthday by releasing two new sweet family portraits taken by Chris Jackson. This photo features Charles, Camilla, Will, Kate, Harry, Meghan, and Charles’s three grandchildren: Prince George, Princess Charlotte, and Prince Louis.

2014 - The royal family on the balcony of Buckingham Palace during the Trooping the Colour ceremony in honour of the Queen’s birthday.

2005 - In 2005, Prince Charles married Camilla Parker Bowles. She was given the title of Duchess of Cornwall when they tied the knot.

2022 - King Charles III holds a somber watch beside his mother’s coffin in the Vigil of the Princes, ahead of her funeral.

2021- At the funeral procession for his father, Prince Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh, Charles accompanied the coffin along with his siblings, Princess Anne, Prince Andrew, and Prince Edward, as well as other members of the royal family, including Charles’s sons, Prince William and Prince Harry.

2015 - Three generations of British royalty on the balcony of Buckingham Palace.

2007 - Prince Philip, Queen Elizabeth, Prince Charles, and the Duchess of Cornwall arrive at Serena Hotel for The Queen’s Banquet for Commonwealth Heads of Government.

2022 - In October, after the end of the official mourning period for Queen Elizabeth, Charles and Camilla returned to life as working royals, making a trip to Balmoral to greet well-wishers.

2019 - On the 50th anniversary of his investiture, Prince Charles attended a reception in his honour alongside his family at Buckingham Palace.

Decorating WITH PLANTS

How to Incorporate Greenery Into Your Space

BY DORCAS AKINTOYE

Adding

greenery to your space is one of the best ways to improve your home aesthetics. Apart from the fact that it makes your home look inviting, it can also help improve the air quality and, at the same time, provide a natural focal for your room. Many people are unsure how to add inviting greenery to their home decor, but we have some tips to help you do this seamlessly.

1.CHOOSE THE RIGHT PLANT

Consider lighting, humidity, and temperature when choosing plants for your home decor. Some plants need more sunlight than others, and some survive in low-light conditions. Similarly, some plants also require more humidity and warmth; this is why you should go for plants that will be comfortable in your home environment.

3.USE UNIQUE PLANTERS

Consider using unique planters to add some visual interest to your space. You can use ceramic pots, woven baskets, or repurposed containers like teacups or mason jars. All you have to do is ensure that the planter is the right size for your plant and, most importantly, has proper drainage.

2.ADD PLANTS TO DIFFERENT ROOMS

You can incorporate plants into any room in the house, from the living room to the bathroom. You can add statement plants like tall ficus or monstera to your living room and smaller plants like succulents or snake plants to your bedroom to create a calming atmosphere. The list goes on and on.

5.ADD HANGING PLANTS

One way to add greenery to your home decor without taking up space is by hanging plants. You can hang them using a macrame plant hanger, hooks, or shelving to suspend them from the ceiling or walls. Hanging plants also can add a whimsical touch to your home, and it also helps in creating a sense of height.

4.GROUP PLANTS TOGETHER

You can create a lush and natural feel by grouping plants. You can group them in varying heights and textures on a plant stand, or better still; you can cluster them on a shelf or table. Another advantage of grouping plants is that it will make them easy to care for, as you can water them all at once.

The Truth About Skin pH

Understanding Why it Matters AND HOW TO BALANCE IT

BY DORCAS AKINTOYE

We all must have seen several beauty product commercials that talk about the product being “pH balanced” for healthy skin. Those advertisements likely left you and tons of others wondering what on earth PH measurement has to do with soap, moisturiser, or whatever beauty product they may be advertising.

The term “pH” means “Potential hydrogen”; it measures the concentration of hydrogen ions in any substance. In other words, it measures relative acidity. The human skin comprises oils and sweat that produce a barrier to protect itself against environmental stressors and bacteria. This barrier is what determines skin pH levels. The pH scale ranges from 0 (most acidic) to 14 (most alkaline). When your skin pH is balanced between acidic and alkaline (clocking in at around 5 on a scale of 0-14), your skin will be more likely to stay healthy and hydrated.

As we’ve stated earlier, your skin is at its best when there is a balance between its acidity and alkalinity. The moment you throw it off track, your skin will go crazy. When our skin’s acid mantle has too much alkaline, our skin becomes sensitive and dry. You might start to develop inflammations and even signs of ageing due to certain enzymes that can destroy your collagen levels. In most cases, this usually happens when you change your skin care products too often. Products with high pH (alkaline) affect the permeability of your skin, and when the permeability of your skin is compromised, it becomes vulnerable to skin issues, irritants, and microorganisms. Ideally, our skin should be slightly acidic, meaning that its pH level should be 5.5; it’s okay if it is somewhere between 4.8 and 6. When your skin pH is between those scales, your akin barriers function so actively that it guides and protect you against all toxins, bacteria, and other external factors.

It isn’t easy to measure the pH of the skin directly. However, a dermatologist can help you determine it by using a pH meter to analyse your skin surface, identify any shift in your pH level, and evaluate your skin condition or the state of your skin issues. There are still many ways to determine if your pH levels are off-balance. Usually, your skin will give you signs when something is not right, keep an eye out for these signs excessive oiliness, dry patches, redness and rashes, eczema, acne, and psoriasis, among others. All these are signs that your skin’s acid mantle is damaged. Having known that, several factors and habits can disrupt your skin’s pH levels. They include age, excessive sun exposure, eating habits, harsh soaps and cleansers, hard water, etc.

Balancing the pH of your skin is important to maintain healthy skin aks prevent various skin issues. Below are some ways to balance the skin’s pH.

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USE A GENTLE CLENSER MOISTURISE

Always use a gentle, pH-balanced cleanser to wash your face. Avoid using soap or cleansers that can damage the skin’s natural pH balance.

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AVOID HOT WATER

Hot water can strip your skin of natural oils and disrupt pH balance. Instead, use lukewarm water to wash your face.

AVOID OVEREXFOLIATING

Exfoliating helps remove dead skin cells, but over-exfoliating can disrupt the skin’s pH balance. Reduce your exfoliating routine to once or twice a week.

Moisturising the skin helps a lot in balancing its natural pH balance. Look for a pH-balanced moisturiser that contains natural ingredients like ceramides, hyaluronic acid, and glycerin.

USE A TONER

After cleansing, a toner can help in balancing the skin’s pH. Go for a toner that contains natural ingredients at the same time, alcoholfree.

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MANAGE STRESS

Stress can disrupt the skin’s pH balance. Try practising stress management techniques, which include meditation, yoga, or deep breathing exercises.

EAT A BALANCED DIET

One way to maintain healthy skin is by having a balanced diet. Eat foods rich in vitamins and minerals, such as fruits, vegetables, whole grains, and lean proteins.

THE SCENE DOWNTOWN ROSELINE OBIAJULU OGANAH Ezinne Princess HONOURING THE LEGACY OF

BY KEHINDÉ FAGBULE

On the 27th and 28th of April 2023, the world said goodbye to the beloved matriarch of the Oganah family of Ogbe-Obi, Onicha-Ugbo Kingdom in Delta State, Ezinne Princess Roseline Obiajulu Oganah, mother of Prince Austyn Ogannah, Publisher of THEWILL Newspaper & THEWILL DOWNTOWN Magazine. The funeral ceremony, held at her hometown in Delta State, was a sombre yet touching tribute to a life filled with love, service, and dedication.

The funeral was attended by dignitaries across industries, from the media to law and finance, politicians, friends and well-wishers who came to pay their respect. In attendance were the founding Chairman of the THISDAY Media Group and ARISE News Channel, Prince Nduka Obaigbena CON, Deputy Governor, Central Bank of Nigeria, Dr. Kingsley Obiora, Executive Director, NIMASA, Rt. Hon. Engr. Victor Ochei, Executive Director, UBA Plc., Emem Usoro, former National President of the Nigerian Bar Association, Olumide Akpata, Former Delta SSG, Chiedu Ebie, to name a few. The sight of so many people coming together to honour the deceased’s memory was a testament to the impact she had on the world around her.

The funeral mass which was celebrated by eleven Rev. Fathers was a beautiful and heartfelt tribute to Roseline Oganah’s life. The music, the proceedings, and the atmosphere were all a reflection of the deep love and admiration that people felt for her.

L-R: Stanley Akpoke, Prince Austyn Ogannah and Dr. Anastasia Isodje

Son of the Deceased and Publisher, THEWILL Newspaper & THEWILL DOWNTOWN Magazine, Prince Austyn Ogannah

L-R: Human Resources Manager, Ibom Power Company Limited, Dr. Rita Boco and Prince Austyn Ogannah

L-R: Kido Oganah and Nkem Oganah-Ikem

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Dr. Nini Shagaya, Prince Austyn Ogannah and Christiana Aide-Aghomon

L-R: Some of the officiating priests - Very Rev. Fr. Peter Mobuogwu, Very Rev. Fr. Festus Okocha & Very Rev Fr. Norbert Uchunor

L-R: Kestar Nwokenye and Michael Akhidenor

L-R: Dr. Pamela Irabor, Joy Akindutire, Mercy Egoma and Dr. Beatrice Oganah Mrs. Monica Akpokodje

L-R: Kolawole Ogunbanjo and former National Chairman of the Nigerian Bar Association, Olumide Akpata

Professor of General Surgery & Oncology, Lawrence Chiedozi and wife, Helen with Prince Austyn Ogannah

Ex-SSG Delta State, Chiedu Ebie, Executive Director UBA, Emem Usoro, Chairman, THISDAY/ Arise Media, Prince Nduka Obaigbena, Publisher, THEWILL Newspaper & THEWILL

DOWNTOWN Magazine, Prince Austyn Ogannah, Editor-at-Large, THEWILL Downtown Magazine, Chalya Shagaya & Managing Director, Daily Telegraph Newspaper, Ayodele Aminu

THE SCENE DOWNTOWN

L-R: Otunba Dr Adejare Adegbenro, Executive Director, NIMASA, Rt. Hon. Victor Ochei, Executive Director, UBA, Emem Usoro and Publisher, THEWILL Newspaper & THEWILL DOWNTOWN Magazine, Prince Austyn Ogannah

Prince Nduka Obaigbena, Prince Austyn Ogannah, Chalya Chagaya and Emem Usoro

Prince Austyn Ogannah (4th L) with THEWILL Newspaper staff: L-R: Peace Udugba, Elezebeth Teko, Iquo Umoh,Victor Asowata and Victor Nwoko

The Eboni Band Group entertaining guests

Master of Ceremony & Comedian, Frank De Don

Daughter of the Deceased and Chief Consultant Radiologist,

L-R:

Kestar Nwokenye, Esther Mekwuye and Evelyn Mekwuye

Prince Austyn Ogannah talks to Arise News TV’s, Jemima Bolokor at the reception party

Thomas Agboifoh & Prince Austyn Ogannah

Rt. Hon. Victor Ochei and Emem Usoro

Deputy Governor, Central Bank of Nigeria, Dr. Kingsley Obiora

Osagie Nehikhare

Tony Nwabuzor

Elvis Egbarin

Kingsley Erigbuem

L-R: Kolawole Ogunbanjo, Mena Ajakpovi, Patrick Osu, Clifford Eluem, Olumide Akpata, Henry Asije, Charles Aigbe, Managing Director, Daily Telegraph Newspaper, Ayodele Aminu and Oladapo Sofowora

L-R: Blessing Owie, Uju Okoh, Dame Anastasia Akpoke, Esther Nnadede, Maureen Okpan and Dr. Anastasia Isodje

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WATCH OF THE WEEK

SWEET TOOTH

Oneof the few upsides of the pandemic was that it erased all memories of Robert Downey Jr’s atrocious Dr Doolittle movie.

The February 2020 stinker, in which the blockbuster star method-acted opposite chatting tigers and farting dragons, sank like a lead baboon. Yet it did little to quench the animal passions of Downey Jr, who was soon circling back to the same theme of talking furballs as executive producer of 2021 Netflix fantasy drama Sweet Tooth

remorselessly. Abbot, however, suspects the children’s DNA can be used to fight the plague. He has, to that end, forced Doctor Singh (Adeel Akhtar) to experiment on a group of imprisoned hybrids. They include not only Gus but a child who looks like an elephant and a girl with a pig-like nose.

Mario is the most easily recognizable video game character in the world.

He’s also a blank slate intended for the player to project themselves onto. While the worlds that he visits are imaginative and unique, practically bursting at the seams with zany ideas and creative enemy designs, Mario himself isn’t allowed any of those eccentricities outside of the occasionally goofy outfit that he dons and the odd noises that he fires off.

And yet, having a blank slate for a protagonist works perfectly fine in the context of an actionadventure video game where the draw is the gameplay, which, if anything, helps keep the focus squarely on having a lot of fun, which is the primary aim of the Super Mario Bros. games anyway. Aaron Horvath and Michael Jelenic’s The Super Mario Bros. Movie, though, advances that governing principle to largely flavorless ends, refusing to do anything original or all that interesting with the gaming icon. The order of the day here is cheap fan service.

There’s some minor exposition at the start of the film about how Mario (Chris Pratt) and his brother, Luigi (Charlie Day), feel unloved by their father and wish to prove their self-worth, which leads them to finding a warp pipe while out on a job and eventually landing in the Mushroom Kingdom. Once dropped into Princess Peach’s (Anya Taylor-Joy) domain, it’s full steam ahead, for better and worse. While there’s an impressively breathless momentum to the film, it barrels toward its set pieces with little regard for establishing much in the way of emotional stakes, unless you consider beating Bowser (Jack Black) and saving Luigi from his clutches to be the pinnacle of conflict resolution.

Far too often, The Super Mario Bros. Movie feels like it’s simply content to check off to-do notes and scratch the viewer’s nostalgia itch. That is, the film is a series of Easter eggs in search of a story. Mario flies with the Tanooki Suit at one point for no reason other than the famed power-up is thrown his way; the obligatory joke is made about “our Princess” being “in another castle”; and all the heroes race go-karts on Rainbow Road at one point.

Luckily, the film’s voice cast acquits themselves

well. Pratt’s voice work as Mario is cheerful and accurate to the video games, while Black is having a lot of fun as Bowser, Mario and Luigi’s evil comic foil, who, as in the original Super Mario Odyssey, has marriage on the brain (he even rocks the same white top hat that he did in that game). In keeping with some sense of established modern-day canon, Peach, in opposition to her damsel-in-distress origins and more in line with the free-spirited glow-up she was given in Super Mario Odyssey, gets to outshine Mario at nearly every turn. And it’s a vaguely feminist angle that Taylor-Joy revels in.

Sadly, Luigi gets the short end of the stick here. Since he mostly exists as a second fiddle to his brother in the games, he’s always been allocated the greatest amount of wiggle room in terms of how he operates within the context of one Mario’s adventures. But here he’s closer in spirit to the Luigi of Luigi’s Mansion: as a total scaredy-cat in need of constant saving, and Charlie Day really leans into his typical antic, high-pitched shtick that he honed during his days on It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

The film, then, does relatively little to justify its existence outside of serving as a brand extension. It’s bright, bounces from one nostalgia-soaked moment to the next, and is meticulously designed to be as inoffensive as possible. But while presenting the longstanding characters of the Super Mario Bros. universe in the most innocuous light imaginable may please shareholders, given the innovative design of many a Super Mario Bros. game, would it have been too much for the film’s story to be a little more, well, super?

Rating: 6/10

The series, adapted from a cult DC Comics graphic novel, told the story of a young boy named Gus (Christian Convery), born with the ears and antlers of a deer in a post-apocalyptic North America devastated by a deadly virus. Given the world was staggering from lockdown to lockdown, the obvious criticism was that Netflix’s timing was less than stellar.

The show side-stepped such complaints with its sunny aura. The vibe was Mad Max crossed with My Little Pony and, given the circumstances, it was far more heartwarming than it had any right to be.

Two years on, Sweet Tooth’s enjoyably pacy second season arrives with the real pandemic now a fading memory. There’s not much blood and no sex across eight agreeably action-packed episodes, while James Brolin is back as the folksy narrator introducing each instalment. Still, when it’s scary it really goes there. At one point, a wellmeaning yet

obsessed doctor is revealed to have lobotomised a talking crocodile. He then uses the victim’s brain tissue to create a potential antidote for a deadly virus (albeit off-screen). Try explaining that to your curious seven-year-old.

The bleaker atmosphere is justified given that Gus is now a prisoner of crazed fascists, the Last Men. They are led by the evil General Abbot (Neil Sandilands).

The Last Men are (not unreasonably) fixated on finding a cure for the H5G9 virus that ravaged mankind and created a generation of children with animal features. The general assumption is these mutant kids – Gus included – spread the virus. And so they are hunted down

The success of recent HBO blockbuster The Last of Us confirmed Covid hasn’t put audiences off fictional pandemics. Of course, Sweet Tooth had already demonstrated that point when it was a medium-sized hit for Netflix two years ago. Series two may be darker, as already pointed out. But it’s brisk and big-hearted, too.

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