Sophie Swarbrick 7w What animal would you like to be? Dog What is your ideal hair colour? Red What is the best thing you Getting number 1 in Netball
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How much wood would a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck would chuck wood? What? Who is your celebrity crush? Justin Bieber What is your favourite Harry Potter movie? Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 What Primary School did you attend? Crescent Primary School
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What is your favourite band? One Direction What is your favourite country? America
Hilton Bratschi 8C What animal would you like to be? Monkey What is your ideal hair colour? Ranger How much wood would a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck would chuck wood? Lots of wood What is your favourite Harry Potter movie? Haven’t seen any of them What Primary School did Thornlie Christian College
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Zoe Wilson 7W What animal would you like to be? Monkey because they get to play around a lot. What is your ideal hair colour? Medium Red with Blonde streaks What is the best thing you have achieved? Getting a Scholarship for my Dancing How much wood would a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck would chuck wood? I don’t know What Primary school did you attend? Regent College and Thornlie Christian College What is your favourite country? Australia because I have never been anywhere else.
Hannah Lees 11l What animal would you like to be? If I had to be an animal I would be a monkey What is your ideal hair colour? Red How much wood would a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck would chuck wood? I wouldn’t know because I’m not a Woodchuck Who is your celebrity crush?
Joel Madden
What is your favourite Harry Potter movie? Harry Potter is silly and has a silly scar What Primary School did you attend? I went to a school in New Zealand What is your favourite band? Paramore What is your favourite country? Would be New Zealand
kiera oxby 7w What animal would you like to be? Dolphin What is your ideal hair colour? Blonde What is the best thing you Getting number 1 in Netball
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Who is your celebrity crush? Justin Bieber What is your favourite Harry Potter movie? Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 What Primary School did you attend? Huntingdale Primary School What is your favourite band? One Direction What is your favourite country? Fiji
joanna lee ladyman 12j What is the best thing you achieved? Making a Ball Dress
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How much wood would a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck would chuck wood?...A lot... What is your favourite Harry Potter movie? Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets What Primary School did you attend? Yale Primary School Who is Tatum
you
celebrity
crush?
Channing
What is your favourite country? Europe
Matt Wilson 11b What animal would you like to be? An Orangutan. Life already feels like a jungle and I have got red hair so I believe life would not be much different,although I may become a little more hairy. What is your ideal hair colour? My ideal hair colour would be the colour I have at the moment, which is red, as it makes me unique. It also has its perks. What is the best thing you have achieved? The best thing that I have ever achieved is getting my starter Pokemon in Pokemon Emerald to level 100. I achieved this feat at the age of 11 and it was not an easy feat might I add. How much wood would a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck would chuck wood? That depends on a few factors. Firstly, how strong is the Woodchuck? Secondly, what type of wood is he chucking? Thirdly, does the Woodchuck desire to chuck wood? Lastly, is the wood wet or dry? Or the conventional answer of "A Woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could if a Woodchuck could chuck wood� What is your celebrity crush? I actually have a celebrity man crush and that is Rupert Grint. (Can't resist a good red head) What is your favourite Philosopher's Stone
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What Primary School did you attend? I attended Regent Christian College. What is your favourite band? Casting Crowns What is your favourite country? Wales (The Land of the Dragon)
mrs walker librarian What animal would you like to be? Spoilt house cat (rag doll) What is your ideal colour? Reddish brown/blonde
hair
What is the best thing you have achieved? Raising 3 beautiful daughters What is your favourite Harry Potter Movie? None, never wanted to read the books or watch the movies. What Primary School did you attend? Mosman Park Primary School What is your favourite country? AUSTRALIA
mrs stryder english teacher What animal would you like to be? I would like to be a Koala because then I can sleep and eat all day, and keep my baby close by. What is your ideal hair colour? My ideal hair colour would be purple with green streaks!! What is the best thing you have achieved? The best things I have achieved is having my beautiful daughter, travelling to Europe, Asia and around Australia and going to University. How much wood would a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck would chuck wood? 37 chucks of wood What is your favourite Harry Potter Movie? Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire What Primary School did you attend? I attended three - Gumeracha Primary (S.A.), North Shore Primary (Vic.), Townsville Primary (Qld.). My Dad was in the Army so we moved every two years. What is your favourite band? My favourite band at the moment is Lady Antebellum. What is your favourite country? My favourite country is the United Kingdom because of its history.
Mr Kingsford’s Joke
Students A family of tomatoes are rolling down the hill, the little one falls behind. So the dad says Ketchup. Elijah Gunn 7E Two oranges were rolling down a hill. One of the oranges stopped and the other orange asked "Why did you stop?", the other orange replied "I ran out of juice" Ashleigh Littlefair 7E Why did the pirate go to the Caribbean? He wanted some arr and arr. Akash Parattuparambil 7F
Teachers What do you do if you see a space man? Park in it, man. Mr Willesee
Teachers Why do we put candles on the top of a birthday cake? Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom. Were there any famous men born on your birthday? No, only little babies What is the left side of a birthday cake? The side that’s not eaten. Mrs Balding Why did the duck cross the road? To prove it wasn’t a chicken. Why did the fox cross the road? To eat the duck. Why didn’t the chicken cross the road? Because there is a fox over there, silly! Mr Berkelaar On Safari with the Mother-In-law A big game hunter went on a safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One morning, while still deep in the jungle, the hunter's wife awakened to find her mother gone. She woke her husband, and they both set off in search of the old woman. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight. The mother-in-law was standing face to face with a ferocious lion. What are we going to do?" his horrified wife asked. "Nothing," her husband replied, "The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it." Mrs Munyard
Submit your jokes to Jake Lemmer or Chontelle Wharton and keep a look out to see if yours gets published! jacobus.lemmer@student.tcc.wa.edu chontelle.wharton@student.tcc.wa.edu.au
A few days ago I was listening to one of the more popular songs in our modern society. As I sung along to the lyrics I heard myself saying things I wouldn’t normally say and things which do not coincide with my beliefs. At that moment I considered various songs I have listened to over my short lifetime: anything from Hi-5 to Spice Girls to Pitbull. I then thought of the very real possibility that as I listened to this music and learnt new lyrics I was opening myself up to new ideas. Although I am a strong believer in keeping an open mind, is it really a positive factor to consciously listen to music that is perhaps subconsciously shaping your identity in a negative way. I am in no way saying all music affects us negatively, of course listening to music that is uplifting and associated with your beliefs and values is good for your mind, body and soul. It’s when that music makes you feel angry or hurt or is connected to a life of drugs and alcohol that you should be concerned. When does the music we listen to stop being just sound and start being something more? What a scary thought if your favourite song is “Hangover” by Flo Rida ft. Taio Cruz; there’s hope if it’s “Don’t Worry Be Happy” by Bob Marley. So ask yourself: “Do I really know the lyrics of the music I listen to? Do I know the motivation behind why the song was written?” Don't let ignorance be your best friend.
Anon
Middle School Challenge Life - What is it about? A F P M A W W N F D A T R F Y N U I L T
F G A L Y T S C W M O E V I M F E Z C N
P L R I Q C S K K Z L L G E E N E O X E
Q J T Y T Z R H Y A A H M R X P J Z Z M
C B I R K H G E T Q O E X U Z B C B I L
H T C J R N F I M B S C H L D Q B B R I
CARING FAMILY FRIENDS FUN GRACE HOBBIES JOY LOVE PARTICIPATION RELATIONSHIPS
T R I U I U O U B P Z A P O A K B T X F
F L P R N N H I L M U R W Y C D Y E D L
K N A D S Y E T A N G G O Q Q M Q O L U
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O J I K O U G Z I F L S D D N K S X V H
Z P O K S Z A U H H S F S O S K G E E O
S T N T F S O L V D G X I M C T C F G N
F O R G I V E N E S S T A W U T N T V E
M A B Z X A T N Q Z A K L S G W W T L S
G P M W T P D A D X L H I R W P R M O T
A F P I K Z O Q A N J R V D M A R C V Y
FAITHFULNESS FORGIVENESS FULFILLMENT GOD HEALTH HONESTY KINDNESS MERCY PEACE RELAXATION
K H E A L T H L S C I X V A E R M D E P
E C A E P Y E F X Z J K N B T F E V A U
S D N E I R F U F U N Q S L I I R A O R
Senior School Challenges Math Square
Try to fill in the missing numbers. Use the numbers 1 through 9 to complete the equations. Each number is only used once. Each row is a math equation. Each column is a math equation. TIP: Multiplication subtraction.
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First 2 correct answers for the Math square and Famous Fraze from each Form class wins a prize! Submit your named entries to The Journey of Radical Minds box found in STUDENT SERVICES.
Rebus Rencounters Definition: Puzzles which are a hostile contest
Each puzzle box below portrays a common word or phrase. Can you guess what it is? Answer: Since the word HEAD is over the word HEELS, the answer to the puzzle would be HEAD OVER HEELS!
Your task? Think of a quote or description that would best fit the following photos. The best one will be published in the next TJORM...watch this space as you could be the winner or the next photo could be of you!
TAKE MY HAND IF YOU WANT TO LIVE
Episode 4 Winning Captions
“I’ve got them moves like jagger” By William Jacobsz
“Dancing with the boys” By William Jacobsz
“Josh gone wild” By William Jacobsz
Congratulations to William - you have won 3 canteen vouchers! 1 canteen voucher for each caption.
Produced by Jacobus Lemmer, Head Boy and Chontelle Wharton Publications Committee Staff Liason Miss Fensom Š Thornlie Christian College 2012