Beane De wet 7w If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be? Stop myself from chewing my nails. If you could open your own business what would it be? Coffee shop, because I love the smell! Or an aquarium, because I love sharks. What is your biggest fear and what is that fear called? Ophidiophobia, the fear of snakes. Who have people said you look like? Taylor Swift (according to Emily Olsen) Biggest pet peeve? My brothers arguing skills. Favourite board game? Trivial pursuit Favourite word? Cheese & such as & Isobel What award would you like to win? Sportsperson of the year, Nobel prize. What sitcom family would you like to be part of? Family Ties. What is the meaning of life? To live life for Jesus and be the best I can!
blake-joyce-lewis 7F If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be? Eyebrows If you could open your own business what would it be? Game shop What is your biggest fear and what is that fear called? Selachophobia, the fear of sharks Who have people said you look like? Emu Favourite board game? Celebrity heads Favourite word? Dictation What award would you like to win? Best movie director What sitcom family would you like to be part of? Everybody hates Chris What is the meaning of life? To live life good
nicholas altmann 7E If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be? I would be a robot and I will have a heart and brain like a human. LOL. If you could open your own business what would it be? I would open a business that will sell epic llama’s, time lambs and chickenhawks. What is your biggest fear and what is that fear called? Something scary. Yeah something scary. I think, oh and babies. Who have people said you look like? An alien, psychopath, friend, llama freak and more Biggest pet peeve? Robots beeps. Favourite board game? My game. Llama Drama Board lord game. Favourite word? Epic llama, Chickenhawk, time llamas and flouting squids What award would you like to win? Award of loving llamas, little sheep, squid lid pid jid mid gid did, chickenhawk lawk thrawk mawk. What sitcom family would you like to be part of? Llama’s drama’s lovely thing family dude whatever it is called. Oh Epic llama. What is the meaning of life? The condition that distinguishes organisms from inorganic objects and dead organism, being manifested by growth through metabolism, reproduction, and the power of adaptation to environment through changes originating internally (I DID NOT SEARCH UP LIFE IN THE DICTIONARY)
ayden tallowin 9d If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be? To be rich If you could open your own business what would it be? Sporting store (does not sell Geelong Stuff) What is your biggest fear and what is that fear called? Selachophobia, the fear of sharks Who have people said you look like? Look like my brother Favourite board game? Monopoly Favourite word? Word What award would you like to win? Gold Logie What sitcom family would you like to be part of? Brady Bunch
sierra scadden 9ma If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be? My freckles If you could open your own business what would it be? Mandie book/ Starwars shop What is your biggest fear and what is that fear called? Not being able to surf/swim- I don't think it has a proper name Who have people said you look like? My Dad... Biggest pet peeve? People that constantly annoy me Favourite board game? Articulate with the Lee's Favourite word? Awestruck What award would you like to win? Surfing award What is the meaning of life? To watch Starwars and read Mandie books
Liam Kennington 9m If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be? How long my last name is If you could open your own business what would it be? A business that makes glow-in-the-dark oranges What is your biggest fear and what is that fear called? Fear of not waking up in the morning Who have people said you look like? One of the bad guys from Hunger Games Biggest pet peeve? Bad drummers Favourite board game? Life Favourite word? Awkward What award would you like to win? God of Rock award 2018 What sitcom family would you like to be part of? The Griffins
Mitchell Crisp 11B If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be? Duh, Zooey Deschanel is my wife. If you could open your own business what would it be? Kicking butt-ox and business is good What is your biggest fear and what is that fear called? Hibernophobia, fear of the Irish Who have people said you look like? Perez Hilton Biggest pet peeve? Peeves the poltergeist Favourite board game? Diseases! (The fun's infectious!) Favourite word? Deschanel What award would you like to win? Zooey Deschanel's Husband What sitcom family would you like to be part of? Scrubs or How I Met Your Mother What is the meaning of life? 42
Emily Olsen 11L If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be? I'd be Time Lord instead of human. If you could open your own business what would it be? Selling magical cupcakes that give people superpowers! What is your biggest fear and what is that fear called? Philophobia- Fear of falling in love. Who have people said you look like? Zooey Deschanel. B i g g e st pet peeve? People who hide their feelings...and the Idiot Nerd Girl Meme. Favourite board game? Doctor Who – Dalek Battle Through Time Game. Favourite word? Geronimo! What award would you like to win? An Academy Award Oscar What sitcom family would you like to be part of? Fawlty Towers or Outnumbered. What is the meaning of life? Forty-two.
mrs evensen student services officer If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be? I would like to be a little shorter. If you could open your own business what would it be? I would have to say if I could choose anything it would definitely be a Wedding Business, as a Wedding co-ordinator. That would be a lot of fun What is your biggest fear and what is that fear called? Ophidiophobia -I definitely don’t like snakes Who have people said you look like? I have been told I look like Mandy Moore by a few people. Biggest pet peeve? Hearing a consistent sound over and over and not knowing what it was or where it is coming from. Favourite board game? Definitely a well-known game “Monopoly” Favourite word? Love What award would you like to win? It would be nice to win an Oscar and to be able to give a speech! What sitcom family would you like to be part of? I really like the Dynamics and playfulness of the characters in the TV show, Parenthood. What is the meaning of life? I believe the meaning of life is to love God and love your Neighbour, for us to have a relationship with Him.
mrs LEE learning area co-ordinator of English If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be? I would want to be a man because men have it so much easier than women on this Earth If you could open your own business what would it be? Self-improvement. Extreme makeovers from the inside out What is your biggest fear and what is that fear called? Herpetophobia - Fear of creepy crawlies Who have people said you look like? My Mother. My Husband as well because I believe the Bible says two shall become one. Biggest pet peeve? Rude people - absolute manners.
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Favourite board game? Scrabble Favourite word? Ignoramus What award would you like to win? The Best Mother in the World and the best mother in law What sitcom family would you like to be part of? The Huxtables (Cosby Show) What is the meaning of life? Number 42
Mr Kingsford’s Jokes At a young age I remember my Dad taking me out fishing. We caught nothing. Things went so bad and I irritated him so much that he made me swim all the way back. When I was a young teen he took me out for a game of golf. As we swam back I thought to myself how golf was a lot like fishing. I remember my first date. My Dad came as a chaperone. I had to practice my life saving skills on my way home because my date couldn’t swim. It wasn’t long before I was off to University… on swimming scholarship. I studied Physics. This was inspired by my Dad who would often throw Frisbees with me after swimming to the park. I wondered why the Frisbee would appear larger the closer it got. And then it hit me! After swimming home for my first break from studies Dad asked me how my studies were going. I told him ‘Hey Dad study is a lot like fishing’. ‘You spend a lot of time sitting around waiting for something to happen and occasionally you catch something. Some are good at it and some are not. Those that are not make great swimmers’.
Students What do you get when you cross a Sheep with a Kangaroo...? A wooly Jumper Nyssa McCarrol, 8C What is Discreet Math? Math you do quietly Jennifer Waddell, 12J What did one orange say to the other? Do you speak Mandarin? Bradley Dusting, 12P Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! Beane De Wet, 7W
Students Why do grave yards have fences?? Because people are DYING to get in! :) Ashleigh Littlefair, 7E What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car. Amy Grasso, 12P Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools. What is black and white, white and black, black and white? A zebra caught in a revolving door! Why did the cook get arrested? Because he beat up an egg. What did the ghost say to the wall? Hey just passing through. Why was the scientists head all wet? Because, he had a brain storm. What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me. Why do you go to bed? Because the bed won't come to you. "Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud." "Yes sir, it's fresh ground." Jason Earle, 12J What do you call cheese that isn't yours...nacho cheese. Maddison Davidson, 12J Submit your jokes to Jake Lemmer or Chontelle Wharton and keep a look out to see if yours gets published! jacobus.lemmer@student.tcc.wa.edu.au chontelle.wharton@student.tcc.wa.edu.au
Organisation. Time-Management. Commitment. Motivation. All of these are qualities that teachers tell us to apply in our daily lives - yet I possess none of them. I'm sure that some people possess less drive and less motivation than me, so how is it that we do survive? I have found that coping with schoolwork that's increasing at an exponential rate is a cyclic process. You get one assignment and you think "Meh, Easy! I have 2 weeks to do this assignment and I could do it the night before" but 2 days before the due date you get 2 more assignments and the work keeps piling up. Rather than saying "please shoot me" to the fellow in the desk next to you, you work your butt off. You get stressed out and are on edge. You snap at your friends, you forget the simplest things and the things that would normally be on your list of priorities, like showering, aren't so high on the to-do list anymore. I know it sounds gross but it's actually true. People who are highly stressed, normally aren't the most hygienic fellows. After stressing out so much and being still nowhere near finishing, you quit and accept the detention you were destined to receive. So how can we escape this deadly cycle? Sadly (and I really do hate to say it) trying to actually be organised and motivated does help. I don't mean for you to plan your life around study, because it is important for you to have your ‘you-time’ (even though teachers hardly ever mention 'balanced' and 'well-rested' in their list of "Best Student Qualities�) but it is very important for you to get your assignments in on time.
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Across 7. Your love never fails, it never gives up 16. Hot night, wind was blowin 17. It's too cold outside for angels to fly 20. I'm gonna pick up the pieces 21. When you try your best but you don't succeed 22. Open the floodgates of heaven 23. I'm holding on your rope, got me ten feet off the ground Down 1. ...are meant to fly 2. You're my kryptonite 3. I love it, I love it 4. All she ever wanted was a little direction 5. That that don't kill me 6. Shouts to all my lost boys 8. I could really use a wish right now 9. Swaggie 10. Mumma always told me Pappa always warned me 11. He reigns from heaven above with wisdom, power and love 12. When she was just a girl 13. To all my people on the dance floor 14. Got my Ipod stuck... 15. He's calling out your name 18. Let the rain wash away all the pain of yesterday 19. Where'd all the ... go?
Math Square
Try to fill in the missing numbers. Use the numbers 1 through 9 to complete the equations. Each number is only used once. Each row is a math equation. Each column is a math equation. TIP: Multiplication and division are performed before addition and subtraction. First 2 correct answers for the Math square and Criss Cross from each Form class wins a prize! Submit your named entries to The Journey of Radical Minds box found in the Green Room D2.
Rebus Rencounters Definition: Puzzles which are a hostile contest
Each puzzle box below portrays a common word or phrase. Can you guess what it is? Answer: Since the word HEAD is over the word HEELS, the answer to the puzzle would be HEAD OVER HEELS!
Your task? Think of a quote or description that would best fit the following photos. The best one will be published in the next TJORM...watch this space as you could be the winner or the next photo could be of you!
TAKE MY HAND IF YOU WANT TO LIVE
Your task? Think of a quote or description that would best fit the following photos. The best one will be published in the next TJORM...watch this space as you could be the winner or the next photo could be of you!
Episode 3 Winning Captions
“Raise the roof” Daniel Fleay
“We are family” Bradley Dusting
“Beast in the water” Bradley Dusting
Congratulations to Daniel and Brad - you have both won canteen vouchers!
Produced by Jacobus Lemmer, Head Boy and Chontelle Wharton Publications Committee Staff Liason Miss Fensom Š Thornlie Christian College 2012