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When you drive into Navajas there doesn’t seem a great deal to it, a

couple of nice módernista houses and that’s it, but if you follow the signs into the centre of town, under the railway bridge, your jaw drops – or at least mine did – because in front of you are some of the most beautiful examples of this style that covered about fifty years from the middle of the 1870’s that I’ve seen in a small Valencian town – more of a village, really.

The houses are there because the village was a bolt-hole for the wealthy of Valencia City who needed somewhere to escape the summer heat.

Most of them are in excellent condition with beautifully kept gardens, although there are one or two that have the spooky look that makes you think that if you open the door you will see Miss Haversham, in all her Dickensian glory, presiding over her disintegrating wedding breakfast.

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The village is made up of two separate parts; the módernista bit and the narrow streets of the Moorish old town (and – it must be said – one or two pretty excruciating 70’s monstrosities, but you get them everywhere). There are a number of new buildings in the old town, but if you take a wander up Calle Higuera, just off the Plaza de Iglesia, there’s a tiny stone cottage, a David amongst the Goliaths of the apartment blocks that surround it, that gives you an idea of how the village must have looked a couple of centuries back. For some strange reason, even though it’s in the middle of the street it has a tile saying that it is number one, although someone has painted a full stop and a seven after the one so perhaps it is now number 1.7. It also has a strange sort of dangly blind made out of bits of narrow bamboo that I’ve never seen before.

The church itself, the Iglesia Parroquial de la Purisma Conception, isn’t much to write home about; pretty enough, but as nothing compared to some of the outrageous confections you see throughout Valencia, although if you are inside when the bells tolls it feels as if someone is operating a pile-driver right next door.

At the village’s heart is the Plaza de Olmo, named after the ancient elm tree that was planted there in 1636 and now supported by various Meccano-like metal struts to stop it falling over onto the butcher’s beside it, surely one of the poshest around, given the splendind casa sensorial it’s housed in.

During the Christmas period the whole of the square becomes a belen, with bridges, imported olive trees and great piles of Fred Flinstone-ish rocks – although at that time of year the olmo isn’t seen at its best.

On the square is the casa consistorial, the old town hall, with a lovely façade and a splendid lion’s head post box, although it is little more than a storeroom now because the public services have been moved to an up-market spot in one of the módernista houses (behind which, the Policia Local office looks like it is housed in what was once a garage).

The area is famous for its fonts, whether they be the ones in the village itself or the dozens scattered around the countryside nearby. One of the most famous beauty spots is the Salto nel Novio, Lover’s Leap, set against the background of the Cascada el Brezal, a waterfall that tumbles over 60 metres. In the early 1900’s a spa was built which became quite famous but, despite searching for it I found no trace. It was only when I looked properly at the fancy leaflet I’d picked up from the tourist office in the town hall that I saw the word Proximo printed at the top. In other words the beautiful sinuously shaped balneario that the leaflet depicted wasn’t open – in fact, it isn’t even built yet!

Almost the first view you get of Jérica as you drive up from Navajas is the imposing Torre de las Campanas, the Mudéjar bell tower, unique in Valencia and forming an unmistakable silhouette as it overlooks the town. Mudejar emerged as an architectural style in the 12th century on the Iberian peninsula as a result of the Jewish, Muslim and Christian cultures living side by side.

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by Derek Workman

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With its round Moorish towers, Gothic arches and narrow cobbled streets, Jérica is a little gem of a town and, as in many such pueblos that have little room for gardens, most of the countless balconies and walls are covered with colourful plants, especially off the prettily-named Calle de Pequeño Horno, the Street of the Little Oven, just up from the Iglesia del Cristo de la Sangre on calle Historiador Vayo. During winter the plants glisten with greenery but they must be a sight to behold in summer.

Also on calle Historiadoro Vayo is the town hall, housed in what was original a hospital, and beside it is the Museo Municipal, where you can see examples of 14th -19th century ceramics, religious artifacts, local archeological finds and gravestones. Ask for the key at the town hall.

(Between the church and town hall, number 65 is a delightfully restored módernista house, painted oche and white. Try a get a peep inside if the stout wooden doors are open because behind the beautifully painted façade is a metal workshop, complete with its own shrine – although such is the Stygian gloom that you can’t see to which virgin it is.)

In the tourist information office on Calle del Rio you can pick up a town map that describes a walk around the main points of interest, but Jérica is the sort of place where when you get lost the locals will usually walk you to where you want to go.

In that polite village sort of way a blackboard is hung up on the arches opposite the Fuente de Santa Águeda, an outrageously ornate Baroque font (or fuente-retablo as the tourist promo has it) courtesy of Ceveceria Pablo, to keep locals up to date as to who their next football match is against. It is hung under a plaque dedicated to German Monleón, after who the plaza is named and who’s moustachioed image glares down at passers by – probably because the home team lost again.

To the side of the arches, the Portal de Santa Ana draws you into the winding streets of the old town but when you get tired of walking you can spend a pleasant half hour or so sitting outside a café on the small square in front of the grand Fuente de Santa Agueda and watch the world go by.

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by Barbara Barton Thyme is a native of Southern Europe and whilst we enjoy plentiful wild thyme growing here in Spain, to me, its highly aromatic scent is strongly characteristic of the Greek countryside where it is used sprinkled over salads or to flavour roast lamb In Spain it goes by the name Tomillo and is probably most commonly used with rabbit and poultry. It is also a standard ingredient in the home-curing of olives, adding a taste of the countryside.

Thyme has a strong, pungent flavour, which makes it an ideal herb to use as an accompaniment for meaty dishes and it is especially good as an ingredient in stews and stocks.

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“THYME”

As far as the history of thyme goes it was well used during the middle ages as a strewing herb, laid on floors and hung in bunches to ward off germs and bad smells. This ‘antiseptic’ quality was further exploited in the preparation of ointments for boils and bites and the treatment of cuts and infections Just to prove the theory, the essential oil of common thyme (Thymus vulgaris) is made up of 20-54% thymol. Thymol, an antiseptic, is the main active ingredient in Listerine mouthwash.

So it was not just old wives tales!

Common thyme is an evergreen shrub, a hardy perennial which thrives in hot and sunny climates.

It can reach up to a height of around 20cm with dark narrow leaves and clusters of tubular mauve flowers in early summer.

The shrubby varieties are well placed in the border or growing in a rockery but you can also get creeping thymes which are perfect for sprawling over low walls or even to plant between paving slabs where the leaves and colourful flowers will release their scent when lightly crushed.

Wherever you decide to plant your thyme, choose a light welldrained soil in full sun or light shade. Water plants regularly until established and then a weekly watering should suffice.

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When the plant has finished flowering,cut it back by around half to promote new growth and you will get a bushy plant Harvest your thyme by snipping off the sprigs, wash thoroughly and remove the woodiest parts of the stems before adding to your dish.

As its nearly Christmas I thought I would give you a recipe for a different stuffing to use with your Christmas turkey, making a change from the traditional sage and onion.

Lemon and Thyme Stuffing Ingredients: 25g of butter 50g of fresh breadcrumbs 1 small onion chopped finely 1 lemon with the zest finely grated and about half of the lemon juice 450g of pork sausage meat 2 heaped tbsp of thyme leaves Method: Melt the butter in a saucepan.

Then add the onion and gently cook for about 10 minutes until the chopped onions become soft.

Hold each sprig off thyme by its pointed tip and run your thumb and forefinger down the stems to strip off the leaves into a bowl.

Now combine all the ingredients together and mix really well.

Leave to one side until the mix is completely cool and then it is ready for use.

You can use this in the traditional way to stuff your turkey but there is always a worry about possible food poisoning from undercooked meat stuffing which may not reach a high enough temperature in the protected body cavity. Some people overcome this by adding an extra 20 or 30 minutes cooking time to the turkey or chicken, or alternatively, I prefer to roll the stuffing mixture into balls and cook on a separate baking tray.

Stuffing balls placed on a greased baking tray will take 20 minutes at 180c

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H E A LT H FITNESS &

by Chris Haney

Losing Fat

It´s really no wonder we have a problem with fat!! Our long gone ancestors were designed to make the most of the food they could get their hands on, and had to expend a huge amount of energy getting it.

We, on the other hand have it literally handed to us on a plate and our lifestyles require less and less physical effort.

The problem is that we still have a built in tendency to eat what and when we can. Our design has not changed, but our environment has.

Just reducing our intake of food merely makes us feel hungry, and guess what we do then? Yes: eat more!!

The key to redressing the balance between eating and fatty weight gain is exercise. Taking exercise has many physiologigal benefits including the reduction of raised blood pressure levels, and can reduce the chances of developing diabetes.

Bottom line - Basically, if you burn off more calories than you consume you will lose weight.

Status Quo - Calculate how many calories you need to remain as you are - add 0 to your weight in pounds.

Set yourself targets - Make these both measurable and achievable in the short and medium term. Give yourself something to aim at: a personal best, a size down before your holiday. Think positive; talk yourself into it!

Give yourself credit - Pat yourself on the back and give yourself a healthy treat when you succeed in reaching a target.

Do not give up on failure - If you have a setback look at the reasons why, make some changes and give yourself another chance to succeed.

Pick up good habits - When exercise and not eating between meals becomes routine you will find that you have moved towards a more healthy lifestyle.

Chris Haney is your local Personal Trainer and is based at Esport I Salut gym in Hondon de los Frailes, and is always available to advise you how to correctly exercise and follow a good dietary plan.

Telephone 679 008 021.

Balance it out - Losing weight is easiest if you combine aerobic and strength training with a balanced diet.

Timing it right - Eat your main meal earlier in the day - going to bed straight after your evening meal gives you no chance to burn it off.

Fat by choice - Although you need to get 25-30% of your energy from essential fats, try to get them from nuts, olive oil and oily fish, not from saturated fats.

Drink enough water - Help your system work. Drink at least 8 glasses of water a day.

Increase your lean muscle mass - This improves your capacity to burn fat.

Be active - Exercise can be part of daily life. Use the stairs, and half an hour walk will use up 100 calories.

Give yourself a break - You are only human. Be aware of the times and places when you find overeating or skipping an exercise session a temptation too hard to resist and avoid them.

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MOTORING

by Paul Lock

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i and welcome to Decembers motoring column. Mind you, it does not seem to be winter yet. It’s so mild!!! First for this month is the great news that Mclaren will have an all British team next year.

Jenson Button and Lewis Hamilton will be driving for Mclaren next season, which is a bit of a coup for Mclaren. Consecutive World Champions as their two drivers will probably cost them a fortune in wages, but I reckon it’s worth it. Button was always a great driver but only drove poor cars until last season. Brawn has been taken over by Mercedes and will be employing new drivers next season.

Kimi Raikkonen is one name and a certain Michael Schumacher is also in the mix. Schumacher knows Ross Brawn from days gone by, at other teams and he did come to prominence with Mercedes in the early nineties, so who knows. I think it is going to be a very interesting season coming up, and just to add a bit of spice, our old mate Alonso has joined Ferrari.

For those of you into technology, here is a bit of interesting progress.

Bosch has just brought out a night vision system, which has been fitted to this year’s S class Mercedes car. What it does is record the upcoming images and processes them onto a screen in the dash. The system actually analyses what it sees and can differentiate between pedestrians and other objects. The Bosch system uses 4 different components to provide an accurate description of the upcoming area in front of the vehicle. Infrared headlamps cast a beam 150 metres in front of the vehicle and illuminate the road. What they pick up is recorded by a camera behind the windscreen, which in turn sends the images to a control unit. The images are the shown on a highresolution screen in the cockpit. Another control unit analyses the infrared light and can then distinguish between stationary and still objects. A moving object such as a pedestrian is shown as an image on the screen. Giving the driver more time to react. A great innovation from Bosch, and anything these days that is safety related is a great sales pitch. There is a great video on the Web about this system, so if any of you want to see how it works, just Google “Bosch Night Vision Plus”.

As usual, I want to draw your attention to some mechanical nightmares I have encountered over the past few weeks! Those of you who have read the column over the past years will know I have touched on this before. I got called out to a non-starter a week or so ago. The gent said his car had just stopped on his road and would not start again. He had only bought the car a couple of weeks previously and was told that the car had been serviced regularly. Anyway as soon as I turned the engine over, the problem was apparent. Broken cam-belt. The chap was not too pleased as he had just bought it, but it needed to have the cylinder head removing to see the damage. I did this and found a holed piston where a valve had gone into it at high speed. In fact the valve was still embedded in the piston!! To cut to the chase, if you do buy a 2nd hand car, get it checked over and if you do not know the history, get the belt changed. Breaking the belt can be catastrophic, as this chap found out. Most belts do not cost a fortune to do, but will give you a big bill if they break. And remember, if it does break and you get it repaired, you still have to pay for a cam belt kit!! Its just preventative maintenance really, but worth it. I have a cam belt bible here, so if you need any advice on the subject, please contact me.

Finally I just want to wish everyone a happy Christmas and a prosperous new year. We all know it has been a bit tough this year but I am sure better times are coming. Thanks to you all for reading this and I hope you get as much pleasure reading it as I do writing it. Also, thanks to all my customers, I appreciate your custom. Take care and drive carefully, and please contact me for any enquiries.

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Charity Walk With A Difference On Saturday 14 November members of the Castalla Walkers mountain walking group took part in a very different sort of sponsored walk in aid of the Castalla Cancer charity, Agora.

Three members of the group, Eddie and Deborah Warburton and Doug Docherty are also keen enthusiasts for Roman history and culture and came up with a very novel idea. They decided to walk from the original Roman settlement in Alicante (Lucentum) to La Ilea dels Banyets in Campello, another important archeological site with Roman remains, a distance of 15kms dressed in full Roman regalia. Given that the chain mail and reproduction armour weighed over 30lb this was no mean feat. Other members of the group walked alongside to lend their support and help relieve startled onlookers of their donations.

(and interrogation by a quizzical Guardia Civil patrol!) at 3pm The walk raised more than 500 euros including pre-sponsorship and collections on the day and a presentation to Agora will be arranged in the near future.

Anyone wishing to join the Castalla Walkers or obtain further information re their activities should contact either Bill Mullaney 607434732 or Roger Hind 965562211.

If any group or club would like to feature a talk to discover more about Roman civilization and dress they should contact Eddie Warburton 676815768

The Archaeological team at the MARQ (which is responsible for both of these important sites as well as the main MARQ museum in Alicante) were eager to support the event and opened the doors of the Lucentum site to the walkers before the start, to showcase its exhibits.

After a welcome address delivered in Spanish, English and Latin the serious business got underway at 11am and followed a route down to the sea and then along the beautiful promenade walkway between San Juan and El Campello. With just one stop to take on refreshments and make themselves comfortable (how does one go to the loo in those outfits!) the entourage arrived at the Banyets site for a photo-shoot

The manufacturer of a tracked all-terrain vehicle (T-ATV) claims it not only outperforms the most powerful conventional quads, but it is also much safer. Produced by Sand-X Motors in co-operation with Swiss Arms AG (successor to the SIG Company, the oldest arms manufacturer in Switzerland), the vehicle has a notably low centre of gravity.

In fact the entire weight of the SAND-X T-ATV is low down and the two front wheels are far apart, so there is no way that it could be rolled down a hill, even intentionally, according to the company. Marketed as a desert patrol vehicle, it does not require ground clearance because the rear track hugs the ground and there can be no slippage of the wheels. This is explained by the definition of the Sand-X as a vehicle that travels on low-pressure tyres supported by a continuous track at the back, which accounts for the unbeatable traction.

The driver sits astride the main body and uses handlebars for steering control. As the name implies, the Sand-X is designed to handle a wider variety of terrain than most other vehicles. The rider operates the vehicle like a motorcycle, but the extra track provides greater traction, 10

stability and safety at all speeds and greatly increases its off-road capabilities. The vehicle’s track is made from a Kevlar composite, intended for operation on different surfaces, including those without a road or trails.

The SAND-X is claimed to be the perfect vehicle for special operations, target acquisition and all kinds of peacekeeping missions.

For policing borders and crossing a desert as quickly and safely as possible, the Sand-X 800 is boldly said to be indispensable. It has a maximum speed of 185km/h and weighs in at 210kg, the vehicle is powered by a liquid-cooled 799cc two-cylinder Rotax 800 2-TEC in which fuel is injected into the transfer port of each cylinder; a process that reduces emissions and increases fuel economy, without sacrificing power. The Sand-X is 2,890mm long, 1,217mm wide and has an overall height of 1,000mm.

How long before you see one of these patrolling the beaches of Spain?

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Katie & Jedward – Gone but unfortunately not forgotten

by Marty Funkhauser Katie Price, formerly Jordan, decided that she had eaten one cockroach too many and left the I’m Almost a Celebrity Get Me out Of Here jungle. The surprise was that she genuinely looked shocked that the public hate her so much she had to do every single Bush Tucker Challenge. I can only imagine that in her world she is surrounded by sycophants constantly telling her how marvellous she is and what a so and so that Peter Andre is whilst he’s stealing the nation’s hearts on breakfast television.

Do these people have advisors? After her divorce did a small voice pop up and say “Hey Katie/Jordan I’ve got the perfect thing for you, a cross-dressing cage fighter with a big gob”? Anyway, regardless of whether Ms Price re-entered the jungle for the money, her kids, her lips or her breasts, I think she managed to change some of the public’s opinions, it remains to be seen.

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Meanwhile Jedward who used to be called John And Edward but The Sun found this way too difficult to fit into a headline have now been voted off the X Factor. I think it’s a shame as there is something rather rewarding in watching two completely talent less look-alikes performing karaoke whilst dancing badly. I particularly enjoyed the looks on their identical faces when things started to go wrong, usually right at the beginning of the song. Although Judge Louie begged longingly and pathetically for the public vote the day had to come when Twit and Twat took the long and lonesome walk into children’s television presentation.

Last month after writing about the BNP I found my letterbox full; bearing in mind that I have a PO Box at the local Correos there may only have been one letter as it is an incredibly small box. Once, in desperation, I had asked for a Galaxy to be sent from the UK and almost severed an artery attempting to retrieve it form the box.

Anyway, one letter writer complained bitterly about my piece and called me a “Bigot”, it got better, reading further I found out that my name excludes me from making any judgement on English people because it is foreign sounding!! I wonder how Benjamin Disraeli coped with it all.

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It’s been a year since Barak Obama took the world’s biggest job amid huge optimism (most of it from me) and I think “could do better” is the best he can hope for at the bottom of his report. His health care reform is stuttering, his dithering over the supply of more troops to Afghanistan is embarrassing and the media are tiring of the Superhero theme. If he doesn’t deliver soon he may become the bearer of the old Texan phrase – all hat and no cattle.

The most bizarre news of the month has to be that Ashley Cole is taking his European Convention On Human Rights case to the High Court in order to sue two newspapers for £200,000 each for invading his privacy by reporting the alleged nights of sex he shared with a hairdresser and two models – individually let’s remember before we judge too harshly! We are led to believe by the celebrity mags that Cheryl is now fully supportive of her husband and is proudly showing off the £160,000 diamond engagement ring that he bought her. There is no evidence to support the link between her support and the ring I am assured.

Please rest at ease everyone as no children or animals were hurt in the writing of this piece, but, do not try this at home.

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Hello again, by popular request, this month I shall shed some light on the “ Digital Switchover” you have all no doubt been hearing about. First & foremost it will not affect your viewing here, as it refers to the signal received in the UK using an aerial, not here with a dish. I have had many calls this month from worried Corrie-watchers thinking they will have to upgrade their TV or, worse still, their whole system. So, don’t panic!!!! - if you have your own direct-to-satellite system now, then you are already watching Digital TV. Don’t be confused with the well-publicised Spanish

“Digital Switchover”. This refers to the nationwide aerial system which is undergoing major changes, the new digital transmitters are broadcasting a wide range of mainly Spanish, with a few English language channels, as well as live Premiership football on Saturday afternoons (sorry ladies!!).

Digibox, take your card out, then re-boot without the card in. As long as you keep the card out, that annoying message will not come up again. Obviously you will not receive the channels decoded with the card: ch5, fiver, five usa, sky 3, but at least you will be able to record a programme without the banner constantly in view.

On another matter - Freesat cards. Many of you are getting the now familiar “upgrade card” message constantly on the screen. There is a major problem regarding availability of new Freesat cards here at the moment, so here’s a temporary solution until you can get a replacement - unplug your

That’s all this month, wishing you all a Happy Xmas, and very best wishes for 2010.

Feliz Navidad, Lee

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DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN? Researched and written by Rob Innis All of the following events made headline news during the month of December but can you remember which year? Test your memory - the answers are printed below. Above three correct – you are an historical genius!

Channel Tunnel After years of talk and aborted projects, the channel tunnel between England and France finally became a reality when the last metre of rock was hacked away by workers, reconnecting the countries 8,000 years after the end of the ice age. It has been named as one of the seven wonders of the modern world and is still the longest under sea tunnel in the world. Spain currently has a project to review the viability of a tunnel link to Morocco.

Spanish Democracy This was the year that democracy returned to Spain following the end of the Franco era. The king and queen, who fully supported the election, were amongst the first to vote in Madrid. The vote was to ratify the new Spanish constitution and was part of a historical reform on which the Spain of today is built. Tensions were high on the day with many opting to exercise their postal voting rights to avoid any confrontation.

Murder in New York A legend of the music world was murdered in this year in New York.

John Lennon was shot four times in the back, a fifth shot missed, by Mark Chapman who had earlier in the day asked Lennon for his autograph.

Lennon’s partner, Yoko Ono, witnessed the killing. Chapman was sentenced to life in prison for the brutal murder and has been refused early release on many occasions. He claimed he had heard voices in his head telling to kill the world famous musician. In 1965 Lennon wrote a humorous book entitled: ‘A Spaniard in the Works’ Hanging Abolished Controversy raged this year amongst the British public when MPs voted by a majority of 158 to abolish hanging in Great Britain. The vote was taken after nearly eight hours of debate with the leaders of the day Harold Wilson, Ted Heath and Jeremy Thorpe all voting in favour. However, in a little known fact, it was retained for the crimes of treason and piracy until 1999 when it was finally abolished under EU law.

A BIG thank you!

Debbie, Trevor and Vic (Manuel) from “A Taste of Home” in Pinoso, would like express a heart-felt thank you to all of our customers, many of whom have become friends, for their support over the last two and half years.

We have enjoyed serving you and the times shared and will miss you all. With special thanks to: Gloria, Karen, Linda, Liz, Pat, Rosina, Sheila, Sylvia and Tamara.

Taking over the reins are new owners Steve and Karen Miller-Flynn, we hope that they will enjoy the same support with you all as we have.

Wishing you all a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New year - Debbie, Trevor and Vic. Christmas stock now in, including: Chocolates, Christmas Puddings, Biscuits, Pickles, Gift Wrap, Cards and much more.

EXPATS -BEWARE

If you live in the Valencian Region

You may think that this Regional Government's recent WITHDRAWAL OF FREE HEALTHCARE does not affect you, but

where will the axe fall in the future?

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YOU CAN STOP THIS

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Axe Man of B.R. This was the year the UK government announced that the controversial character Dr. Richard Beeching would be leaving the British Railways Board. Since his appointment, four years earlier, he had overseen the closure of over 8,000 miles of track, 2,000 stations and the loss of 70,000 jobs. His actions were viewed by some as long overdo and much needed to streamline the rail network whilst others called him ‘the axe man of British Rail’ He had earnt 24,000 pounds a year and returned to ICI. Whether he was sacked or resigned has always remained unclear, but the timing of the announcement is probably a clue.

The Spanish Border After a closure lasting thirteen years the border between Spain and Gibraltar was re-opened on a restricted basis. It was reported that Spain’s concession was agreed as part of their EU entry negotiations. The debate of the sovereignty of Gibraltar raged on and the 30,000 Gibraltarians voted overwhelmingly (98.97%) to remain with British control. The latest round of negotiations over the rock’s future between Britain and Spain began in 2004 and so far has failed to reach an agreement.

Answers Beeching – 23 December, 1964. Gibraltar – December 15, 1982 Lennon – 8 December, 1980. Hanging – 16 December, 1969 Tunnel - 1 December, 1990. Democracy – 6 December, 1978.

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10TH DECEMBER

Where we can demonstrate that we will not be treated as Second Class citizens, demand that this Regional Government honour its promises, and present a letter to the offices of the Consejeria Social for more information go to www.puma22.org or email admin@puma22.org

TOGETHER, WE CAN! Here’s how to get there

Point A is the British Consulate Point B is the Consejeria Social

Support PUMA22 BE THERE and make your voice heard 10am Thursday 10th December 2009

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FC Chaplins With the new Season well underway FC Chaplin’s have 8 games under their belt with 2 wins and 1 draw giving them 7 points out of a possible 24. It’s been a reasonable start but Chaplin’s are fully aware of some very cheap points that they have dropped along the way, points that would have put them 3rd in the Table instead of their current 7th place. With Veteranos de Benidorm and FC Oranje dominating Division 2 with their 100% records FC Chaplin’s need to quickly step up to the mark and make the most of the games that they could so easily have won but with 22 matches still to play they have plenty of time to get themselves into promotional contention.

They have played some really good football at times but have lacked a clinical finish that would reward their dominance with more goals. However, their defence is starting to tighten things up which has seen them concede only 5 goals in 4 of their last 5 games, a big improvement on the 14 goals they leaked in 3 of their opening fixtures.

Mainly with him on your mind Part 2

Phillips Screwdriver A Phillips head screwdriver has a four star point at the end that fits into the corresponding screw’s shallow, cross-shaped depression. This design allows a user to apply more torque than is possible with a flathead screwdriver. As mentioned above, Phillips screws have pretty much replaced flathead screws, so make sure you have a good set of Phillips screwdrivers in varying sizes.

Tape Measure Whether you’re building a bathroom cabinet or measuring to see if that 50”flat screen TV will fit in your bedroom,(it’ll look good luv, honest) a dependable 3 meter retractable metal measuring tape is a must.

Adjustable Wrench Of all your tools, this one will probably see the most action. It’s like having 50 spanners in one. The adjustable wrench has a sliding jaw that changes the width of the wrench. So you can use the same tool on different size nuts and bolts.

Mole grip (locking) Pliers Mole grip pliers come in handy when you need an extra hand but only have your own two mitts to work with. Mole grip pliers are pliers that can lock in place. They are versatile tools that can be used as pliers, a pipe wrench, an adjustable wrench, or a clamp.

Needle Nose Pliers An essential electrician’s tool, needle nose pliers are good for any household projects which requires you to cut, bend, grip, or strip wire. Because of their long skinny shape, they’re particularly useful for getting into small cavities.

Cordless Drill and Bits. A good cordless drill is an essential tool to have in your toolbox. It can be used for drilling holes into hardboard or driving screws into a 2×4. When choosing a cordless drill, you want one with lots of power, which is measured by the amount of voltage in its battery. But remember, when you increase voltage, you increase weight. 18 volts is a good size. It has enough power to do most stuff around the house but isn’t too heavy. Also, make sure the drill you get has a spindle lock, which makes changing drill bits a one handed operation.

Crosscut Saw A good general purpose handsaw is useful for trimming branches off your tree or cutting timber for a project around the house.

Crosscut saws are used to cut against the grain on a piece of wood. That’s exactly what you do when you trim a branch or shorten a 2×4. If you think you’ll be doing work that requires you to cut along the wood’s grain, get a rip saw as well.

Spirit level whether you’re hanging up pictures or putting a mantle over your fireplace, a straight line is absolutely crucial. To get the job done right the first time, you need to use a level. There are some sophisticated laser levels available these days, but you can’t beat the satisfaction of finally nudging that bubble into place. Of course if you have the I phone level app.

You’re all set.

The team has a lot of potential and once they iron out the wrinkles in their performances on the pitch they will surely set themselves on a good run of results that will see them hot on the heels of the teams at the top. Just like their namesake, Charlie Chaplin, they are appearing unassuming and silent but they are about to rock the rest of the Division with a power and magnitude that he himself would be proud of!

If you would like to keep an eye on FC Chaplin’s please visit their website at www.fcchaplins.com.

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Utility Knife While it may not be the most exciting of the tools, your utility knife will never be found gathering dust at the bottom of your toolbox.

Every project always provides plenty of things to cut and scrape hundreds of tasks that cry out for the utility knife’s super sharp blade. Always keep fresh blades in the utility knife! They are cheap and in bulk packs for a reason. A blunt Knife is more dangerous than a sharp one!

Oh yeah, don’t forget a pencil. Keep it behind your ear. Very manly.

Now the health and safety bit Don’t forget to add protective goggles, gloves and a dust mask. It’s not about keeping your skin soft, it’s about stopping rusty nails going into your flesh, shards of metal into your eyes, and dust into your lungs.

Remember don’t try to tackle any job that you know is out of your league, professionals are professionals for a reason. If you need any help or advice, call me at W-I-P Construction on 697 738 392.

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An Interview With Lucy Irvine

by Clare Lawrence

Lucy Irvine, the lady who for a year lived on an otherwise uninhabited tropical island called Tuin with a man she had met only briefly before they set off, is going to talk exclusively to me, Clare Lawrence, about her time on the island, what she’s doing now and what she is planning for the future. She wrote a book, called Castaway, which was a bestseller and was also made into a film starring Amanada Donohoe and Oliver Reed, about her time on the island and has also had other books published: Runaway and Faraway.

Name: Lucy Star sign: Aquarius Occupation: Writer Silver or gold: Wood Favourite song / artist: Bach Pizza or quiche: баничка Favourite holiday destination: Scotland Tea or coffee: Both Pets: Currently, five rescued dogs, one rescued cat; formerly: a rescued hawk, rescued ferrets and greyhounds

experience.

What would you do differently if you could go back and do it all again?

Nothing.

Having spent a year with such a simplistic lifestyle, what did you miss and what did you find hardest to adjust to when you got home?

Silence! Or just the sough of the waves underlying it.

After having such a tempestuous relationship with G on the island (who our ex-pat readers may know as Gerald) do you ever see him now?

Gerald died a few years back. We’d kept in touch from time to time but both ‘moved on’ in our lives. He remarried twice, so that in the end he had five wives and nine children. Near to death he said a wonderful thing: ‘I bet I’ve lived more in my 70 odd years than most men would in 400 years.’ Probably true!

I understand that you do work as a proof reader and writing mentor and also that you are available for talks...Have you ever done any talks in Spain?

I have been a tutor for The Arvon Foundation and have given talks in South Africa, the US and at Cambridge University and The Royal Geographical Society, but I don’t do that much anymore as I’m too busy living life now rather than regurgitating the past all the time.

Are you thinking of bringing out any more books in the near future?

Look out for one about four years from now.

Hobbies / interests: Walking, reading, thought, philosophy, anthropology, accessible science, the future of mankind, my children

What are your plans for this year? Do you have any travel / holidays planned? (Spain perhaps!)

Hello Lucy, thank you for accepting my offer of an interview.

I’m not much of one for holidays. It’s hard when you’ve had you own desert island, you know! Sharing a beach seems weird!

I very much enjoyed reading your book Castaway. It must have been an amazing, but challenging experience. I’m sure that a lot of the expats over here would like to know what inspired you to write about your time on the island. Was it to have a recorded memory of what you did?

I’d kept a diary on the island, some of which appeared in The Sunday Telegraph. This was seen by a publisher who then invited me to try writing a book. But he didn’t like the raw way I told the story – he wanted more of a Blue Lagoon romantic style. I continued writing it as it happened and another publisher jumped in and grabbed it – lucky for me. I think the public should get the truth – not an airbrushed image of life on a desert island. Utopia exists only in the imagination.

It’s a long time now since you were on the island of Tuin, do you ever miss it?

I find Tuin-like places wherever I go – far away from the strangeness of what is perceived as civilised life.

From reading your website, I can see that you have three boys....

Are any of them planning to follow in your footsteps?

One of them has already travelled quite a bit – Mongolia, China – and is, as I am, interested in Anthropology. He’s studying it at Uni now. Another is a professional diver. Says he got the taste for it in the Solomon Islands, where I spent another year.

What do you have in mind for the long-term future?

More writing and I’d like to see some parts of the world I haven’t.

More fruit growing and preserving and – hopefully – grandchildren at some stage!

Do you speak any foreign languages - for instance, Spanish?

I can get by in French and Bulgarian and speak two kinds of Pidgin English passably.

Have you been back yet and visited the island Tuin that you spent a year on?

Well, that’s all the questions that I have! Thank you for taking the time to do this interview and good luck with whatever you plan to do in the future!

Yes. I went back in 1983. There’d been a cyclone and our shelter had collapsed under sand. There was just the outline showing. A ghostly

You can see Lucy’s website by going to: www.lucyirvine.com or you can contact her at: info@lucyirvine.com

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COMPETITION WINNER

MABS Cancer Support Group PRESS INFORMATION Skydive in to help a friend.

Bryan Buswell has been friends with Lee Jones for over twenty years, best friends in fact, and so when Bryan heard that Lee had been diagnosed with a brain tumour he knew he had to do something to help.

In the picture Horace ‘Jim’ Greasley the author of Do The Birds Sing In Hell, with our September competition winner Sam Hampshire who attended a lunch with both Horace and Ken Scott in order to have her copy of Horace’s book signed by the author himself.

Although Bryan lives and works in the UK it did not stop him flying to Spain three or four times a year to help Lee’s wife, Louise, care for his best friend. Bryan usually accompanied Lee on his daily visits to the hospital in Valencia. Sometimes he went with the drivers provided by MABS Cancer Support Group and sometimes he drove Lee there himself. But, he felt he wanted to do more.

His choice of doing more – a sponsored Skydive, to raise money for Cancer Charities. Bryan has a wife and child but they gave their blessing to Bryan doing this leap to help those who were helping his friend.

Bryan completed his first ever jump over Oxford in the UK at the end of the summer and due to the generosity of friends and work colleagues raised £3500 which was shared between three cancer charities, including Cancer Research UK. Bryan very generously donated €1000 to MABS Cancer Support Group for the role the Group played in helping Lee through is treatment.

This first jump has turned out to be expensive. Bryan is now hooked on the sport and jumps regularly, solo!

Lee is still in the hands of the doctors but the growth in the tumour has been arrested which is fantastic news, not only for Lee and his family, but also for his wonderful friend Bryan.

A MABS spokesperson said “We are delighted to receive the money of course, we need every cent we can get, but we are even more delighted to see Lee making progress. We wish him and Louise everything they wish themselves. As Lee continues with his treatment we shall help wherever and whenever we can”

The Pinoso Branch of the Royal British Legion BR3614

The Royal British Legion Pinoso Branch Chairman Visits The Field of Remembrance at Westminster Abbey The Chairman of the Pinoso branch of the Royal British Legion, Frank Ring (pictured in the foreground), and his wife Susan visited the Field of Remembrance at Westminster Abbey as part of their Remembrance Sunday trip to London.

For further information contact: Nik Nickerson Phone: 634 319 883 Email: nik@mabscancersupport.org

The Pinoso branch of the Royal British Legion was formed with twenty-one members on 27 January 2009. Since that time the membership has grown to twenty-nine with more joining all the time. Meetings are held on the last Tuesday of every month.

New members are always welcome and don’t forget that you no longer need to have served in the armed forces in order to join – membership is now open to everyone. A calendar of social events is planned so why not join now.

For more details please contact: Ian Booth, Branch Secretary.

Email: ian.booth47@hotmail.co.uk Tel: (0034) 634642693

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WIN 100€ FOOD SHOP WIN 100 euros worth of shopping at Ex-Pats British Cash & Carry.

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And post to T.i.m Apartado de Correos 285, Sax 03630 In what areas are Ex-Pats cash & Carry’s Situated See our advert on page 21 Answer 1 ______________ Answer 2 ______________ Name .................................................................. e.mail ...................................................................

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A grand in the hand for Protectora Villena

Good Causes within A Taste of Home, Pinoso have made a 1000 euro donation to Protectora Villena in response to their resent appeal for help with their cash crisis. The donation was made to the Villena based sanctuary on 14th November 2009 in recognition of their valuable hard work of the handling of abandoned animals from the Pinoso area and the huge shortfall in funds received from the organisations responsible for such funding.

�Pictured above: Victoria, Blanca and Maria of Protectora Villena presenting a receipt for 1000� to some of the dedicated volunteers of Good Causes.

Left to right: Liz, Karen, Victoria, Blanca, Maria, Linda, Pat and Sheila.

Not pictured: Gloria, Rosina and Sylvia.

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From May to October this year, Protectora Villena have taken 34 animals from Pinoso, which, as a result has made a massive drain of around 4000� on their own finances. This situation cannot continue and more needs to be done immediately to meet the needs of the abandoned animals in the Pinoso area to alleviate the stress and strain on Protectora Villena’s financial resources.

The dedicated team of just 12 volunteers care for in excess of 600 dogs and cats. If you feel you could help in any way; walking / interacting, fund raising, etc., it would be greatly appreciated. For more information, please visit: www.protectoravillena.com

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KITCHEN EUROPEAN

Glazed Ham NEW YEARS DAY

• 1/4 cup whole cloves • 1/4 cup dark corn syrup • 2 cups honey 2/3 cup butter

Place ham in foil lined pan.

INGREDIENTS

• 5 pounds ready-to-eat ham

Directions: Preheat oven to 325 degrees F (165 degrees C). Score ham, and stud with the whole cloves.

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In the top half of a double boiler, heat the corn syrup, honey and butter. Keep glaze warm while baking ham.

Brush glaze over ham, and bake for 1 hour and 15 minutes in the preheated oven.

Baste ham every 10 to 15 minutes with the honey glaze.

During the last 4 to 5 minutes of baking, turn on broiler to caramelize the glaze.

Remove from oven, and let sit a few minutes before serving.e

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Christmas in The Hondons

Hondon de los Frailes Tel: 965 482 151

Open 7 days 7.30 am ‘til late (Closed Sun/Mon evenings) Tuesday to Saturday Special 8 € menu available lunchtime & evenings.

Saturday 19th December - from 9.00 pm Motown night with BARRINGTON Friday remains our famous FISH ‘N’ CHIP NIGHT Sunday lunch (including wine) 2 courses 10 € 3 courses 12 € served 1-3.30 pm Christmas bookings now being taken Full traditional 5 course XMAS DAY lunch including Champagne reception - 40 ȯ per adult (children 20 €) Including live entertainment with Andrea Marshall BOXING DAY - Free buffet & entertainment from 2.30 NEW YEAR’S EVE – Free buffet & Live entertainment NEW YEAR’S DAY – Open house – Free buffet & Fun Quiz from 2.00 pm Our friendly staff look forward to welcoming you!

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Restaurant Review - El Seque in Pinoso

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Great “Slow Food” in a Country Retreat.

By Eric Arnold Last month, I asked readers to help me find some new restaurants. Firstly may I thank the people who did respond, I am eternally grateful. However I still need more suggestions / recommendations, so please drop me a quick line letting me know about your favourite establishments.

One of the recommendations I received was for Restaurant El Seque in Pinoso, well just outside to be truthful, in a tiny hamlet called El Seque. The restaurant is located in part of an old country house, very “oldie worldy” and quaint.

We had not made a reservation which apparently is normal for El Seque, but they agreed to open for us anyway.

A cosy restaurant, full of character, the first thing I noticed was the huge wine glasses, I knew then that this was going to be worth the visit. A minor criticism at this point, blue and white checked table clothes, like big Gingham check, it reminded me of school and the village women’s institute jamborees. I know it fits in with the “country” style but give me clean crisp white table clothes every time.

The restaurant operates on a “Chef’s Choice” basis, basically, you turn up, and the restaurant decides what to offer you. Quite a nice idea if you are a lover of all foods but I think the “fussy eater” could be caught out on occasions, but I suspect that the chef would try to meet particular requests given enough time prior to your visit.

The restaurant owners pride them selves on being members of the “Slow Food Organisation”, a rebellion against “Fast Food”, in other words they want to promote, good quality food served in a relaxed atmosphere, taking “as long as it takes” to cook good honest fresh food. I like that idea, and the restaurant should be applauded for it’s attitude.

Drinks first, we chose the house red, what a delight. A locally produced wine, a Vergel 2008, a blend of Alicante Bouchet, Monastrel and Merlot Grapes, just beautiful, a medium weight wine but bursting with fruity flavours, a mix of summer berries, not overly dry and low in tannins, a real pleasure on a bright sunny day, especially drunk from those fabulous wine glasses - this is the sort of wine that brings a smile to your face as you drink it.

Nice plates, good cutlery and the first dish, a grape vine, well part of one, a small stump from a grape vine attached to a wooden platter provided the instrument to hang a selection of salami’s and sausages, served with hot toast, a nice change from the normal way of serving these meats. The next dish was a real surprise; two perfectly cooked sardine fillets, adorned with a sweet onion jam and crushed almonds served on plates beautifully decorated with a sweet balsamic reduction. This

was just fabulous; I have never come across this dish before, simple, elegant, compliments to the chef.

The next dish was equally as good, a duck confit salad. Thin tender strips of duck confit served on an exquisite salad of green leaves, cucumber, sultana’s, pine nuts and a superb slightly sweet dressing that perfectly complimented the dish. When it arrived, we both said “we will never eat all of that”, but somehow, there was only a few leaves left at the end, it was just very “moreish” and we could not help nibbling away at it. For our main course, we were given a choice of Entrecote, black pork or rice with rabbit and snails. We both chose the black pork; five strip of “strip” pork served with baby “robellones” setas. This is where the restaurant dropped a couple of points, although these fantastic fungi are fabulous, I just love them, and they were perfectly cooked, however, in my opinion, they do not go with pork. The dressing on the pork and mushrooms was again on the sweet side, too sweet, for this type of dish especially as the previous two dishes had been erring towards the sweet side of the taste spectrum. This dish needed a different dressing, something sharper, more acidic and possibly a green vegetable just to lift it. Perhaps it is only me being a “bit picky” but this dish could have been better.

Dessert was an absolute delight, except there was not enough, it was gorgeous, home made ice cream and a slice of rich, succulent, moist, chocolaty brownie, heaven on a plate.

We moved to the “chimenea” room for coffee’s, and a leisurely cigar, sitting in front of a lovely log fire.

The restaurant then kindly brought us a selection of complimentary dessert wines to just wind up the proceedings, very civilised. Overall a very pleasant experience, good food, good service in a relaxed country setting, definitely worth a visit to experience something a little different.

Price wise, it was very reasonable considering what we had, 62.00 euros for the two of us. El Seque is located in the hamlet of El Seque, just outside Pinoso. Leave Pinoso on the CV83 towards Jumilla, about 1 or 2 kilometres outside Pinoso you will see the small sign for El Seque, turn right in to the “village” and the restaurant, a red brick building is on your left.

Opening hours seem to be flexible, we went on a Saturday lunch time, just on chance but I recommend that you telephone 690655274 for a reservation, speak to Jose Luis if you need to speak English.

If you would like to recommend your favourite restaurant send me an email at barberic@terra.es or drop me a note to Eric Arnold, Appt. Correos 201, Sax, 03630, Alicante. For Restaurants, email me your menu and price guide plus brief details of the restaurant and reasons why we should give you a try.

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The first thing you notice upon entering the bar is the new decoration, which gives the place a fresh, clean, warm atmosphere.

Bob has clearly recognized how important to us are our comforts and, particularly for those of us who are not too happy with cigarette smoke, a common problem in many bars these days, he has installed some smoke extractors that are amazingly efficient.

He is shortly to take delivery of a completely new range of furniture and, to complete the comfort zone, you will now find taking a trip to the toilets a pleasure, as they have been completely refurbished.

He has both John Smiths & Strongbow Cider on draught and the bar appears to be better stocked than previously, there are now more brands of spirits from which to choose. If you’re a bit peckish during your visit you will be pleasantly surprised to know that you are able to buy a pie & a pint for only 3euros!

Those living in Fortuna will know that Bob has been organising regular entertainment on a Saturday night ever since he opened his bar a few years ago. He has no intention of changing that policy and just to make sure that there is always music available, he has invested in the purchase of a 21st century juke box which offers a selection of over 2000 songs offering music from the 50’s to date.

He has also updated TV viewing by installing a surround sound system.

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Hondon Valley Golf Society

EVEN STEVENS FOR DAVE AS HE LIFTS CAPTAIN’S DAY TROPHY AT EL PLANTIO

Dave Stevens more than made up for last month’s disappointment, when he scored 40 points but was squeezed into second place on countback, by storming to victory on Captain’s Day with a more modest 36 points. Bob Watson and Bill Yuill were the other major winners as Keith Williams, Bob Nash and Trevor Batchelor picked up the Runners Up prizes.

A serious pile up on the A-7 autovia gave rise to some anxious moments on this special Captain’s Day as some members, including the Captain and his guests and other members who were due to tee off first, were held up in the ensuing traffic jam. Thank heaven for mobile phones and caddymaster Santiago’s calm response to our requests to delay the first tee off by some 20 minutes to allow everyone to get to the course and enjoy the breakfast that had been laid on without rushing onto the first tee!

It was a perfect day for golf at a beautiful venue where the fairways were still showing some of the scars from the hail, snow and heavy rain of October that caused the course to be closed for a few days. The greens however were in very good condition as 34 HVGS members and guests vied for Stableford points and a share of the seventeen excellent prizes that were up for grabs.

The dreaded Orange Ball Team Competition provided plenty of amusement as teams endeavoured to hang on to their balls. One team lost it on the first tee to the first shot as the orange ball was sliced to the right, hit a tree, and rebounded with a zing into the heavy rough never to be seen again. The Par 5 fourth hole was earmarked as ‘Nearest the Captain’s Drive’ hole. All was fine until one of the green keeper’s

staff moved the marker in order to mow the fairway! Fortunately, the roving drinks buggy with Ron the Vice on board happened to be passing and the marker was replaced despite the confused, frustrated body language of the grass cutter.

On the terrace outside the clubhouse Captain Les arranged the magnificent array of prizes in preparation for the Presentations. He thanked the members for their support in his captaincy year, welcomed the guests and applauded the generosity of the sponsors. He invited the members to join him at Bar Pepin after the prize giving for drinks and a finger buffet.

The HVGS thank the sponsors for their generous contributions and prizes especially El Plantio Golf for the Green Fee Vouchers and gifts from the Pro Shop. Our thanks go to ‘Celebrations’of Hondon de las Nieves for sponsoring Hole 9. Thanks also go to Maurice Mills and Alicante Golf for their gifts of prizes in support of Captain’s Day. At the time of going to press only five tickets remain for the End of Season Dinner Dance and Presentation Night at €20 for members and €25 for non-members. Please email or telephone the Captain to reserve your place at the Dinner.

For information on how to join HVGS contact the Secretary, Trevor Batchelor, on 687987229 or email trevor.batchelor@hotmail.com .

To reserve your place on the list for the Society Golf Days contact the Captain, Bob Watson, on 663316366 or e-mail linbobinspain@ yahoo.co.uk.

Winners HVGS CAPTAIN’S DAY – El Plantio Golf – Tuesday 3rd November Member

Category

Points

Prize

Dave STEVENS

Overall Winner

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Trophy, Brandy & Glasses

Bob WATSON

Gold Winner

27

Trophy, Brandy & Glasses

Keith WILLIAMS

Gold Runner Up

26

Embroidered HVGS Logo

Dave STEVENS

Silver Winner

36

Trophy, Brandy & Glasses

Bob NASH

Silver Runner Up

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Embroidered HVGS Logo

Bill YUILL

Bronze Winner

28

Trophy, Brandy & Glasses

Trevor BATCHELOR

Bronze Runner Up

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Embroidered HVGS Logo

Martin TAYLOR

Nearest the Pin 3rd shot

2nd Par 5

DHL Set

Terry HOPPER

Nearest Captain’s drive

4th Par 5

Signed Golf Cap

Arthur SAUNDERS

Nearest the Pin

9th Par 3

‘Celebrations’ Towel & Book

Jim LYNCH Bob NASH Charles JONES Martin TAYLOR Ross HOLTER Steve DENNIS Arthur SAUNDERS Brian TERRITT Alan PEARSON Michael COLLINS

Nearest the Pin 2nd shot Longest Drive Nearest the Pin Orange Ball Team Comp

13th Par 4 15th Par 5 18th Par 3 24

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Best Front Nine Best Back Nine Best Guest

19 16 on C/B 32

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Framing a photograph

by Roger Holden

A great photo tip to help you capture better images is the use of framing.

This can add interest to your photography if it’s something you don’t do very often. If you look before you shoot, you can find interesting ways to frame your subject. They are all around you. Just be careful not to let your frame overpower the subject.

Basically anything that you can use as a dominate foreground can serve as a frame. A few things you can consider when you’re evaluating your surroundings might include tree boughs, a view through a fence or even a field of flowers. Where your subject does not dominate due to it’s relative size or distance, framing is one technique you can use to focus attention. Your subject will appear more forceful and dramatic with the frame around it.

Framing can be accomplished in many ways. A wooden fence in the foreground of a landscape image serves as a frame along the bottom.

It helps to establish a sense of scale allowing the viewer to estimate distances. You shouldn’t consider framing as being only on the top or sides of the subject.

Framing an image does not need apply to just landscape photography.

In this photograph, taken in Valencia, framing has been used to emphasise the nature of the building, where a direct shot of the building would have been to ‘busy’ due to the people and cars that were around at the time of shooting.

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The Coming of the Spanish Mother in Law

by Rob Innis

I have accumulated a wealth of experience regarding Mothers-in-Law in my previous UK based life. No, this is not the start of an old Les Dawson joke, but an insight into a different kind of Mother-in-Law – the genuine Spanish variety, mi suegra, courtesy of my Spanish wife. But was I prepared for a two-month visit? She wanted to come and stay with us in our new, centre of town apartment, where we moving to after living on an urbanisation.

Life on the ‘Urb’, where mainly the expats live, had always baffled her during her previous short stays. Why are most of the houses empty? Why, when the neighbours are here, do they sit in the sun and burn? Why do they drink so much? Normal life for us Urb wallahs, but very confusing when you are Spanish and eighty-six years old.

We collected her from her village in Castilla La Mancha, not unlike the Sussex countryside but warmer – well, in summer anyway. Then we patiently waited in the villa until we could move downtown to the apartment. I think I scored lots of points as I industriously packed and moved boxes in a more complex phased relocation plan than the D-Day Normandy landings. I should admit that although my Spanish is passable for the essentials of life like ordering food and drinks, explaining detailed logistical relocations to an aged Spanish relative is, in all honestly, a bit more than my Spanish grammar permits.

Eventually, the big day arrived, despite incomplete plumbing, missing and temperamental lights, plus other sundry new property challenges, we took the plunge. We loaded her into the car, along with her rather weighty suitcase; a clue to her obvious intention of making it a long stay, which I had overlooked with the demands of relocation planning.

We gradually sorted out the snagging list and living with an aged relative, a new experience for me, did give the day a fairly rigid mealtime structure, which was rather pleasant. Bread with every meal was mandatory. Every day I took her to the panaderia. The panadero is now my best friend. During giving us a tour of the bakery (you get these sort of offers when mother is around) I asked him what time he gets up and he replied 4am. I told him that I did not want his job and he told me neither did he!

Provisions expeditions also became a wholly different experience with her sending the beleaguered shop assistants scurrying back to the storeroom numerous times in search of the only acceptable sort of breakfast biscuit. You can’t just dunk anything into your breakfast café con leche.

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The local Chinese bazaar also came in for her special attention. She wanted to buy a new dress and the Chinese have not been slow to realise the sales potential of the everyday dresses favoured

by Spanish ladies of her age and disposition.

Unfortunately they have totally underestimated the dimensional needs of their XXL sizing. The Chinese XXL is simply not XXL enough! Motherin-Law was convinced they had sewn the wrong labels into them and so proceeded to examine, naturally out of its bag, every dress in stock and the Chinese carry a lot of stock. I must say I thought they took it wonderfully well as they frantically tried to refold them back into their bags and stack them into the numerous boxes. Hopefully this invaluable feedback on sizing has now reached the production lines in China.

One day the inevitable happened and we returned home to find that the electricity company had cut off the power. Without the lift she was stranded four flights of stairs down. As the bank was due to close in ten minutes, I frantically ran all the way there to sort out the billing problem and pay the community’s bill. She retreated to the Tercera Edad (Third Age) club, a truly wonderful establishment, funded by the council. Where I later joined her for a three-course lunch for a very reasonable 5.90 euros. Being old has some advantages; mind you, they seem to serve anyone, so my ‘Looking old act’ – not too difficult – was rather unnecessary.

Every evening, after yet another meal, was Spanish TV time and what she calls Cajas (boxes).

Probably better known to you as `Deal or No Deal´. She really loved watching the contestants trying, usually in vain, to win lots of money.

She always opted for taking the banker’s offer, shouting, ‘Coger!’ (Take it) at the TV, more fun than watching the Noel Edmunds version.

She never wasted a moment and found time for regular visits to the church for Misa (Mass). She was delighted that the congregation filled the church and we had to make sure we got her there in good time to get her a space on the pews. On the days she did not feel like walking to the church she brought modern technology into play and used her Sony Walkman for an electronic Misa.

Surprisingly, two months passed quickly and every shirt had its entire allocation of buttons, every pair of trousers was turned up to the right length and we had lots of new crocheted mats for the furniture. It was time to take her home because it was Noche Vieja (Christmas Eve). Spanish Mother-in-Law – no problem and she left me not only with fond memories but also her recipe for tortilla – the best in Spain.

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Sagittarians have a positive outlook on life, are full of enterprise, energy, versatility, adventurousness and eagerness to extend experience beyond the physically familiar.

They enjoy travelling and exploration, the more so because their minds are constantly open to new dimensions of thought. They are basically ambitious and optimistic, and continue to be so even when their hopes are dashed. Their strongly idealistic natures can also suffer many disappointments without being affected. They are honorable, honest, trustworthy, truthful, generous and sincere, with a passion for justice. They are usually on the side of the underdog in society they will fight for any cause they believe to be just, and are prepared to be rebellious. They balance loyalty with independence.

Aries

Taurus

Gemini

Cancer

You’re becoming an authority in your field. This could lead to a teaching position. Don’t worry about fitting in with the rest of the faculty. The secret to your success is distinction. Others will accuse you of driving students too hard or diverging from the curriculum. Let them cluck their tongues. At the end of the term, your students will be to be the star pupils of the entire school. This will give your critics food for thought!

Dealing with joint finances could put you on secure ground. It’s all a matter of creating a budget which includes savings in its equation. Get into the habit of putting a certain percentage of your income into an interest bearing account. Slowly but surely, this nest egg will grow, giving you more freedom to do what you please. If you’re in a relationship, you may notice a marked improvement in your love life.

The two of you won’t be able to keep your hands off one another!

A desire to be noticed and appreciated by others dictates everything you do.

Normally, you don’t care what people think of you. Lately you’ve been mixing with an accomplished group that makes you yearn to join their ranks. The only way to do this is through hard work and sacrifice. Pay attention to people’s likes and dislikes. Tailor your efforts to their tastes. This is one of those situations where your adaptability works miracles.

You may be asked to supervise a group of colleagues. While it’s flattering your employer trusts you so implicitly, it’s a little awkward to boss around your colleagues. Concentrate on rendering fair decisions, no matter whom you are dealing with. There will be some grumbling and resentment, but at the end of the day, nobody will accuse you of prejudice. If you do a good job with this assignment, you could get a promotion. Hard work pays off.

Leo

Virgo

Libra

Scorpio

Fun is the name of the game. A romantic relationship is gaining strength, putting you in line for all sorts of entertainment.

Concerts, movies, museums, and plays all of these will fill your time nicely. You may also attend a sporting event or two.

If you have children, be sure to take your charges to the zoo or playground. Kids really appreciate it when you devote time exclusively to them. Don’t introduce your young charges to your amour until you’ve made a serious commitment, though.

Spending more time at home will feel like a soothing balm being spread over a bad burn. For the past few weeks, you’ve been running here, there, and everywhere.

It’s been utterly exhausting. At long last, you’re able to slow your pace and spend time on domestic pursuits. Go ahead and treat yourself to some delicious comfort food. One of the problems with being busy is that you can rarely eat properly. Take this opportunity to make up for lost meals!

A slew of creative ideas gives you a new lease on life. You’re ready to put one of your theories into practice. Go ahead and launch a product line, start a blog, or venture into a new area of business.

Whatever you have to offer, it’s sure to be popular. Don’t forget to return people’s phone calls, as you’re sure to get good news. It’s possible a good friend will announce an impending birth or move closer to your neighbourhood. This is cause for celebration!

You’re entering a promising money making phase. Don’t just sit there and wait for good fortune to find you. Go out and find it yourself. Ask for a raise, seek a higher paying job, or make a career change. You have a variety of impressive skills, not least of which is a resourceful use of money. These days, employers are eager to find ways to make the company’s funds stretch further. Be sure to emphasise this ability when updating your CV.

Sagittarius

Capricorn

Aquarius

Pisces

Increased vitality and self confidence prompts you to promote your interests.

Everyone seems receptive to your particular brand of charm. This is a golden opportunity to show off your creative work, find a new job, or go on a first date.

If you’re already in a relationship, you should take the dominant role. As a general rule, you like to go with the flow. This has caused you to fall out of touch with your favourite places and people. Remedy this situation immediately!

It’s time to retreat from public view and attend to your spiritual needs. This may seem like strange advice for an ultra practical person like you, but it’s still worth following. When you are always focused on work, you lose sight of your dreams. You also forget what it’s like to experience pleasure. Go ahead and schedule a solitary weekend retreat. You’ll emerge feeling like a brand new person.

Suddenly you’ll have energy to do things that once exhausted you.

A friendship with a dynamic person could develop into a romance, if you so choose.

You’re not the type to fall head over heels with someone at first glance. Rather, falling in love is a gradual process. The object of your affection is a patient sort and while they are exuberant you are reserved and restrained, it makes for a nice dynamic.

When lovers are too much alike, there’s not enough friction. And if there’s anything you love, it’s a stimulating argument!

You could be thrust in the spotlight.

At first, it will be an uncomfortable sensation. Gradually you’ll come to enjoy the attention. You can use the favourable publicity to land the job you’ve always wanted. If a position opens in an impressive company, apply for it. You may not have as much experience as rivals, but you will have all the necessary charisma to succeed. Your employer is looking for someone who will be a good representative for their products and services.

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Rob’s Bits and Bobs Christmas Special Back by public demand. (Thanks Aunty) You are welcome to comment either on: TIM forum www.timspain. com or email robsbitsandbobs@spainrico.com

South Korean woman Christmas present…

gets

early

After 4 years of trying, 68-year-old Cha Sa-soon is celebrating passing a written exam for a driving license - on her 950th attempt. She finally managed to secure the 60 out of 100 points needed to pass the test.

The grandmother has spent more than 5m won (2,800€) on test fees.

(Perhaps she should be renamed: Cha Not-so-soon) Congrats from us dear lady.

Price of Ladas is going up…

Why? Because the factory is shutting down so they will shortly become a collector’s item. Buy as many as you can!

How to arrive at your own funeral…

The relatives attending a funeral were a surprised when the ‘dead’ man arrived at his own funeral. They had mistakenly identified him as a mutilated car crash victim whilst in fact he had been out all night drinking.

Rent-A-Granny…

Grannies and knitting are inextricably linked, but only now has heightened demand meant that they can charge for their woolly creations. The knitting phenomenon now has its own website (http:// www.granniesinc.co.uk/). Which harnesses the knitting power of time-rich grannies across the country, to produce made-to-order, hand-knitted beanies for the younger generation without the time or patience.

Your starter for 10…

The winners of a quiz organised by Somali Islamists have been given weapons and ammunition as prizes. Prizes included AK-47 assault rifles, hand grenades and an anti-tank mine. Wonder what the losers got? (Shot?)

Sign of the times…

It used to be that when we had a new Dr Who the question on everyone’s lips was ‘Which baddies will he have to face?’ Ok maybe for the more grown up viewers ‘Has he got any crumpet for an assistant?’ But now with the latest, Matt Smith (yeah who?) it seems to be all about ‘What’s he going to wear?’ Sad.

Want to know about MI6? – see Facebook…

When the wife of MI6 chief Sir John Sawers, Lady Shelley Sawers, posted personal pictures of her family online, the information became available to her “friends” - and several million people who are part of the London network on Facebook.

No longer a sanctuary…

Back in 2000 I wondered if they had Christmas in Spain, it was great, no sign of it until mid December. This year El Gordo lottery tickets appeared in August and TV ads for fragrances started in September.

Bah humbug!

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Lucky Boy… A five-year-old boy from Buckinghamshire received a personal message from the Queen after she found a balloon he had released.

He was one of about 50 schoolchildren who released balloons at his school near High Wycombe in July. The Queen found it 14 miles away, in the grounds of Windsor Castle.

You like Swedes…

No not the vegetables the people. Now I always thought they were nice guys, driving round in Volvos with Abba coming out of the sound system and the headlights on. Well think again because the bodies of thousands of rabbits are fuelling a heating plant in central Sweden, local newspapers say. All part of the cull of pet rabbits escapees causing mayhem in the local parks.

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Thousands of people attended the launch of the Royal Navy’s latest Type 45 destroyer on the River Clyde. HMS Defender is the fifth of six ships commissioned to replace the existing fleet of Type 42 destroyers.

Fore….

If you like long golf courses how about this - 18 holes spread over 1,365 km (848 miles) of Australian outback terrain, Nullarborn Plain, that can take as long as a week to play - longer even, if you keep on hitting your balls into the scrubland or suffer the indignity of having them stolen by an errant dingo. PS You are allowed to drive between holes, your car that is.

HAPPY CHRISTMAS

Rob

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Reviews by John Higgins

The Collaborator Gerald Seymour Hodder & Stoughton £ 11.99 There is no doubt whatsoever that Gerald Seymour is a highly stylised and original writer. Every subject matter is meticulously researched, showing his journalistic background. A fitting and apt description would be a writers, writer.

Having had the good fortune to have read most of his novels, I am now used to his formulae. It is usual for him to have three seemingly unrelated stories running alongside one another. To the uninitiated it could be somewhat confusing. The central theme always dominates, and as the stories unravel there is subtle coming together, always there is a satisfactory conclusion.

It would seem more usual to use the word Mafia; linked to organised crime. In this book we are given an introduction to the Camorra, for all intense and purposes a far deadlier criminal institution, (if at all possible) the nastiest of the nasty, they never forget and never forgive.

Immacolata Borelli is in London studying accountancy and subsequently strikes up a relationship with Eddie, a teacher at a language school in north London. It would seem to be a rather innocuous and rather flippant liaison, but young Eddie takes the affair rather seriously which eventually leads him to a horrendous experience in a “hell hole” called Naples.

A personal tragedy occurs to Immacolata involving her closest friend back home in Naples. The tragedy has strong connotations attached to Immacolata’s family, namely her parents who are the all powerful Camorra. Her father Pasquale, directing operations from a high security prison, and the tough and ruthless mother Gabriella in charge on the outside.

The death of Immacolata’s best friend means that she must swiftly return to Naples in order to pay her respects at the funeral, she arrives late and encounters the grieving family. Blame for the circumstances of the death of their young daughter, the Rossetti family believes lies at the feet of Immacolata and her family. A considerable amount of verbal venom is directed straight to Immacolata in person by the Rossetti family. It is at this juncture in her life, that a decision is made to denounce her family and turn states evidence.

Meanwhile young Eddie Deacon is sitting in their favourite Afghan restaurant back in London waiting patiently; the love of his life does not turn up, and he is totally distraught. After a considerable amount of research and questioning he finds out that some of the Italian family are sharing the same flat as his mysterious Italian beauty, notably none other than her brothers. The family’s London arm of the Camorra is run by them. Eddie did not know that when Immacolata’s lived in Naples, her principle job was to set the amount of the Pizzo (protection) that had to be paid by the shopkeepers.

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In his ignorance and blind panic Eddie tries to track Immacolata down, back in her home territory in Naples.

The outcome of Eddie’s quest is a total disaster and takes up the bulk of the story, which I must say is extremely harrowing and unfortunately entirely believable.

I should imagine that if any member of the Italian tourist board ventured to read this novel they would not be best pleased. I have to say, on a personal note, my own experience of Naples many years ago is not too flattering either.

Incendiary Chris Cleave Sceptre £6.99 Incendiary is the first novel by Cleave, and what a debut!! Already a broadly read columnist of the Guardian newspaper this book must of added to his fan base. I have previously read and reviewed his second book The Other Hand; I recall that it was a favourable review. However, I consider this his first book better and far more powerful.

The format is in the style of the first person. The first line of the book starts, “Dear Osama”, and hence is written in a form of a letter to Osama Bin Laden; this in fact is an exceedingly clever construction and gives great credence to the ensuing story.

According to the author, the books message is love. It’s a plea for an end to violence, and in parts it is both uplifting and funny but the overall theme is serious, written in the aftermath of the July the ninth London bombings.

The narrator of this story would appear to be nameless. In fact it took me until I completed the book to realise, that her husband and son also appear to be nameless. The husband and four year old son do not last long into the story; they get themselves blown up by terrorist bombs alongside countless others whilst attending a football match. I had to ask myself why it had to be Arsenal at home to Chelsea, since the backdrop to the story is set in that incredibly dreary part of London, where the run-down tower blocks seem to sit uncomfortably alongside reasonable terraced houses, taken up by the city wiz kids. I suppose in this story, the location makes sense.

The two characters’ also central to the story are named! Jasper Black, and Petra Sutherland, who are two Journalists working for the same top newspaper. The bizarre liaison between them and the nameless one is extraordinary and simply illustrates human nature at its worst. Social disparity is a constant theme; the “them and us” syndrome is always on the surface.

It is a long time since I have read a novel with such a tour de force, a definite must read.

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L ADIES FOR THE

CHRISTMAS PARTY HAIR With the festive season upon us, whether you plan to be in Spain or somewhere else, there’s going to be a “ bit of a do” to go to somewhere along the line.

You’ve got that special outfit ready, but the question is what to do with your hair? You want to look different but don’t want it cut, or any drastic changes made!

There are loads of things you can do for a one night temporary change, that are simple and cheap.

Spray on colours and glitters add instant impact and wash out easily the next day. Blue, red, and pink look good on black hair, and on blonde hair most colours show up well. The colours will not, however, show up as well on brown hair and you will get a more subtle effect.

The best way to apply these colours is by picking out the hair you want to spray and holding a piece of card under the hair and spray it in short moving bursts. When the chosen hair is covered, remove the card and leave the hair to dry. When you have finished, and the colours are dry, you can lightly comb the hair into the desired style

and use hair spray, if necessary.

If you wear your hair up for a special occasion, leave out a few spiky ends or curls and just spray colour them. If your hair is long, just pick out a few chunky pieces from below your parting and let the colour show through - it is best to do a practice run if you have not used colours before!

Alternatively, if you are not feeling that brave, just use a glitter spray to finish off your style and to get you into the festive mood. Swirl longer hair up into a loose pleat and add some of the very attractive sparkly grips or slips available. Go on, go mad, and try something different for this festive season and have a great time!

It just remains for me to say thanks to you all for your continued support and growing custom throughout the year.

Have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

EUROPEAN PROPERTY RENTALS APOLOGY Last month we launched our new rentals web site, but unfortunately we encountered some major software issues. However, the software did allow some of you to register on the new property rentals web site, although it would not allow those who did register to place their property to rent for FREE. We are now working on replacing the said software, and once this has been done, the site will be back on line, and those who registered will be informed that it is available and working. For those of you who could not login to the rentals web site, please keep checking our main web site at www.timspain.com property rentals in order to see when the rentals site is up and running again.

We will be carrying our offer from last month until further notice enabling you to place and manage your property rental FREE of charge.

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Costa Blanca GENERAL SWIMMING POOL & SPA Test Strips, Chlorine, Alkalinity and PH, 3 in 1 and 5 in 1 Test Strips. Takes five seconds to accurately check your pool or spa chemicals. 50 test strips per pot. Accurate and easy to use. 7 Euro’s each or 3 pots for 20 Euro’s. Telephone 965978247 or 609931647. Sax Men behaving badly 10 videos series 1-5 and the very best of 25 euros Castalla Int tel 965 562 573 Stylish Wooden Casa 2 yrs old , Approx 5 meters x 5 meteres x 50 mm thick. Very well maintained with windows on 2 sides and step to glass paned door 1,650 euros (new 4,000euros.) Crevellent 616736184.

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Rotavater pasquale diesel engine 1.2mtr dig,all in very good condition,for large garden.Aspe price 1,500 euro. tel 693920127 Rieju 50cc on off road motorbike,4 years old, very good condition 450 euros Tel Jim Castalla 965 562 594 INSERT FOR FIREPLACE complete with Chimney tube and glass doors 90 wide x 70 deep x 1.30 overall height , 199€. Sax 678 620 659 7FT ROYALALPINE CHRISTMAS TREE EASY TO ASSEMBLE, REALISTIC DENSE FOOLIAGE, FLAME RETARDANT, METAL BASE, LARGE REAL PINE CONES, 50 EUROS TEL 965625510 ALENDA GOLF Glass Computer desk 125 euros, Sofa 120 euros Coffee table 20 euros Garage sale every saturday for next 4 weeks until sold tel 966770388 Jacarilla Box trailer, Excellent condition. 300 euros Ideal for markert stall holder, or local transport tel 626716342 Bigastro Play station 2 with 2 controls, 16 ganes, all as new 150 euros o.n.o Castalla Int Tel 965 562 573 Fagor gas water boiler inc flue, good condition 50 euros no offers, white

celing fan/light English, spare bulbs 10 euros, 2 x gas portable fires vgc 20 euros each Beneixama tel 965 979 368 Golf clubs for sale. Heritage oversized. Full set, plus, pitch putter, ball retriever, bag, trolly, flight bag and balls.All in good condition. phone 639920918 La Romana. 100 Euros Chicken rottiserie gas and cabinet cooks 8 chickens 295 euros 0034 617944030 Campello you can view this item at www.classifiedsspain. eu or through www.timspain.com Classifieds.

Oven and hob, like new, 200 euros worth 500, fridge freezer 100 euros tel 626716342 Bigastro SOLID PINE TABLE (80x160) AND 6 CHAIRS Dark honey colour, 79€. Sax 678 620 659 Three seater settee, two seater sette and armchair beige leather 125 euros, large coffee table, solid wood base and legs with black marble to 75cmx 135 height 30 euros Tel 965 975 607 Finca Terol DIVING EQUIPMENT Pro QD-bcd jacket, Legend Supreme Octopus Rig, 3 in line gauges depth, pressure and compass. Cost 1000. 400euros 693101785 DIVING ACCESORIES Wet suit med/lge, Boots, Vortex split fins, Snorkel/Mask, Whistle, X/L cargo bag +boat bag Oceanic coat hangers.

Cost 300euros. 120euros. Photos available 693101785 DIVE WRIST COMPUTER Oceanic Dive Computer with full instructions Cost over 200euros Accept 80euros Photo available by email.

693101785 Mobillity scooter, four wheels, adjustable seat etc, folds down to fit in car, excellent condition 375 euros ono El Chaparral area tel 966 789 279 Woodburner for sale in very good condition.I can deliver if necessary, 250 euros ono. Please call 644125374 or 660397525 Alicante area, Busot Quad bike little used and in excellent condition.95cc engine.

Petrol,Dessert Cat.Just been serviced.All the paperwork.Has not been registered for road use yet but just needs ITV for this option.

500euros.Also trailer available for

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Steel & fire glass fire doors converting that open fire place .

Sizes , 863x711mm vgc. €75 ono .

Fortuna area . Tel . 968432764 Tent 6 man, 2 windows and porch , used once 40 euros, new double air bed 20 euros, shimano cycle shoes and special pedals size 44 35 euros 686 456 052 19“ mountainbike, specialized rockhopper. 3 years old and hardly used, all shimano components, great bike in excellent condition. was £400 new will accept 200 euros or nearest offer call rick on 962350417 in Bocairent.

Rayola air conditioning unit hot and cold 60 euros Tibi 664 753 231 53 square metres of artificial grass - short blade - brand new; unused plus contact adhesive. 250€. Aspe 617424214 Graco Travel Cot little use, cost £49.99 in Mothercare will accept €30. Creda Tumbledryer good condition €50. Hondon Frailes area.

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Honda water pump 5-5 hp,4-0 kw model n wh20x good condition 150 euros tel 630 931 248 villena Professional bouncy castle 3.5m x 3.5m complete with blower & mats in full working order 200.00€ Tel: Michelle in Hondon 689 072 836 Marine Ply 8ft x 4ft approx 7 sheets ,overordered ,never used normal price 38e +tax each yours for 30e each .Crevellente 649229353.

Garden metal gate 3ft x 5ft approx , plus some 22 posts/stays. 75E.o.n.o.

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Toshiba 24’’colour TV with matching stand . VGC with instruction guide and remote control Fortuna area €20 . Tel . 968432764 Solid oak dining table & 8 upholstered chairs 399.00€ Tel: Michelle in Hondon 689 072 836 Various size oil filled radiators in brand new condition from 20.00€ Tel: Michelle in Hondon 689 072 836 SHOWER SCREEN, glass (over bath) 87 x 40, 35€. BATHROOM CABINET, (Allibert) mirror fronted, 20€ . Sax 678 620 659 Pair strong wrought iron gates,

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mortice locking and fully screened, each gate 158cm wide x 170 cm high 150 euros Tel 965 975 607 Finca Terol SOLID OAK KITCHEN CORNERSEAT, country house style, L-shaped, 150x100x60 cm and 110x60 cm, including seats and back rest. 500 Euros. Tel 647 473 335 Caudete White oval garden table and 4 chairs Tibi area 15 euros tel 664 753 231 Mountian bike fore sale suit 10+ red/ silver used twice can email photo €50ono contact 677147841 can deliver Hondon area GLASS CURTAINS. Two sets white pvc glass sliding doors. Each set 3m wide by 2.35m high. 499 euros for two sets.

Tel: 680172406 Aspe Ceramic hob in Black €130, Black fronted electrical oven €230. Both items are brand new and never been used. Changing to gas, no electrics.

662116676 Panasonic skybox and pace2500 skybox now unwanted as i use a skyplus box bargain at 75E each ..SAX 966968974 or mobile 652744534.

Electric treadmill, brand new, only used twice, cost 450 euros, any sensible offers considered, can deliver with assistance from buyer Tel 622 250 852 Hondon de las nieves BED + MATTRESS 90 x 200 , 2 yrs old Euro 50 WOODBURNER; CORNER MODEL 2 yrs old Euro 100, 3 DRS. WARDROBE CUPBOARD (PINEWOOD) 2yrs old Euro 100, Aspe tel; 628029279 BMX bike dark blue good condition 8+ €15ono can email photo contact 677147841 can deliver Hondon area Car boot stock, buyer collects 679 008 021 Hondon FLY/MOSQUITO DOOR SCREEN BROWN ALUMINIUM. QUALITY NET ON ROLLER. 1.54M WIDE X 2.2M HIGH. EXCELLENT CONDITION, HARDLY USED. €40 PINOSO 968434300/617711872 Fugar fan assisted log burner fireplace cassette. 490 Euros. Aspe area. 686282910

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The Inland Magazine™ Goldfish and Koi Carp for sale. Goldfish from 3 Euro’s, Koi from 15 Euro’s to 100 Euro’s. Koi food also available. Pond and filter design service, advice given for free. Telephone Eric on 965 978 247 or 609 931 647. sax Freezer Beko FSE1010 for under worktop.

Hardly used. New 250€ will accept 180€. Electric heater/aircon calor 2000W Frio 75W 20€.

Hondon area 966194780 697979736.

FLY/MOSQUITO SCREEN BROWN ALUMINIUM. QUALITY NET ON TWO ROLLERS. EXCELLENT CONDITION, HARDLY USED. 1.77M WIDE 2.2M HIGH. €60 PINOSO 968434300/617711872.

Pictures available on www. timspain.com Classifieds For sale 3 length’s of Railings 325 cm long, approx 315 cm long approx, 385 cm long approx. 70 cm High approx colour black Good condition E125.Buyer collects.

Hondon de las Nieves. Tel. 648670052 Wood burning stove . barrel shape 410 X 505 mm can take large logs. Output up to 5.85 KW/H € 300.00 Pinoso are Tel 615189577.”

Scaffolding 3mtrs x 2mtrs high can deliver good condition €50ono contact 677147841 Toshiba video recorder , vgc with instruction guide and remote control . €15 . Fortuna area . Tel . 968432764 Wardrobe double good condition 40 euros, settee 3 seats 20 euros buyer collects 628 749209 Hondon SERVICES Chain Link Fencing and Perimeter walls. For a free no-obligation low cost quote, log on at www.Billericky. com or call Keith 628 613 350 or 962 389 622 58

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Sing variety of music.

Rehearse every Friday 16.00 to 18.00 at Villa Augusta, Guardamar.. New singers welcome.

Inf. Jennifer 966796866, Eve.655471787, Henny 966703247 e-mail jenmorton@terra.es www.TorreviejaInformation. com/cantabile This is to let everyone know that due to serious problems with our Internet Service Provider we are not available under www.aa-costablanca. com anymore. That website address is no longer valid and certainly does not carry Alocholics Anonymous information.

Therefore, the new address is: www. aa-costablanca.org.

Public Information Liaison Officer for Alocoholics Anonymous on the Costa Blanca Cantabilesingers, We practise at Villa Augusto Residence, Guardamar, near Portico Mar Restaurant, opposite the big mast off the N332, on Fridays from 4.00 to 6.00 pm.

Our last concert at El Paraíso complex in Torrevieja on Sunday October 25th was a great success. With food and wine available the audience had a very enjoyable 2 hours of music. The general public may hear our Christmas music at the Café Royal, next door to Portico Mar Restaurant, Guardamar on Friday 18th December at 3pm. (free adm) Cantabilesingers is a friendly, sociable, dedicated group of ladies who really enjoy their singing and performing.

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We have some excellent singers already in the choir but we want more! email: jenmorton@terra.es or ring on 96679 6866 for information. www.cantabilesingers.es Cardinal Belluga Theatre Group will be performing their Christmas Carol Concerts in La Marina on the 4th December in the grey area out side Ramón’s Bar, and again on the 11th December outside the Social Centre at 8.pm. Hot dogs & mulled wine will be served at the social Centre. We have also been asked to sing in the Benimar area on the 12th December at 1.pm.Santa will be arriving to give goodies to the Kids. Everyone is very welcome to come along and join in. Maria and all the group would like to say thank you to everyone who have supported the group this year, and wish you all a very Merry Christmas and a happy and healthy New Year.

Rehearsals for next years show will be starting on the 18th January, anyone wishing to join us please ring Maria on 966715891.

VEHICLES Vauxhall Vectra 2.0 CD 5 door auto English reg year 2000 (W) 44,500 milesPetrol/ Automatic/Silver,New Cam Belt/Towbar/ Immac. Cond.

M.O.T. Sept 2010 Offers in Region 1,950 euros Tel 649148907 SAX

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Costa Blanca ENTERTAINMENT

DJ MagiK Professional DJ Available for your event Quality sound system with Spectacular Disco lights & smoke machines All the frills for a great party night!

Playing your choice of Music!

Weddings. Engagements. Birthdays Pool Parties & BBQ’s etc.

We discuss your personal requirements.

For a free consultation tel Leigh 868 000 039 or 636 573 791

Annie K Karaoke

Kabaret & Race Nights.

Bar, Private Function or Celebration.

Call me now to discuss your requirements.

689 077 551 Fortuna & Inland Areas Covered

PROPERTY SALES

pool, enclosed garden. Water and electricity. 179,000 euros for more information call 669 322 438 or 690 880 207 Private sale. Onil - Fully renovated town house.

3 Double bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, new fitted kitchen.

Light, bright and spacious.

Close to all amenities.

Absolute bargain. 79,000 euros. Tel: 636 167 650. No agents please.

Mobile Home For Sale, 28 ft, 2bed, shower room, good condition, perfect accommodation for new build etc Tel 646 164 896 Pinoso Static Caravans 4 sale starting from 2,000 euros excellent condition Tel 669 880 544 PROPERTY RENTALS For Rent /Or For Sale. La Romana Unfurnished town House. Close to all amenities,3 beds, 3 baths, Kitchen/Diner, Separate Utility. Lounge/ Diner.

Huge underbuild.

Small enclosed courtyard.

Large upper terrace.Long term preferred. Will sell. Tel: 659658760/ 965978907 Short lets / holiday. Near Pinoso village house four bedrooms three bathrooms and much more. Sleeps eight people. Ideal for chill out or house hunting. Spacious modern comfortable, and tastefully furnished. Call +0044 (0)1752 863353 U.K 669804117 mob Spain for more information

For sale authentic village house in Hondon de las Nieves, ground floor kitchen diner, with white goods, bathroom with shower, lounge with t/v signal and landline phone, dining area with log burning stove. first floor 2 large bedrooms one en suite both with A/C study or office area private roof terrace. Price includes some furnishings €113,000 to view phone 628093490 or visit hondonproperty.co.uk/casaroja. htm

FOR SALE, BIAR 18,250 m2 of land, with house mostly olive and almond trees, in tranquil country side. Half hour from Alicante. Views of castle and valley, partly renovated, large Ikea kitchen, laminate flooring. Spanish

Are you house hunting/ or looking for a relaxing Holliday 30 minutes inland from the coast and 25 mins from Alicante Airport in the real Spain! Long and Short lets available, fabolous road connections to all parts of Spain. Golf Couse 15 mins drive away.Two beds, two bathrooms, American kitchen/ dinner, Sky tv, Air con, use of pool and jaccuzi, beautifull views, great for walking or cyclists. Sax area call 638 026 230 for more info and prices.

Rooms available to rent, long term not a problem, Call 696 599 489 Available now in Pinoso 2 x Static Caravan Plots, pool, bar and park area Tel 669 880 544

PRIVATE HOUSE SALE/RENT DETACHED 3 BEDROOM COUNTRY HOUSE WITH VIEWS OF CARCHE MOUNTAIN. IDEAL FAMILY HOME, 2 SALONS, FAMILY KITCHEN, 20 MINS TO PINOSO/JUMILLA/YECLA 10MINS DRIVE FOR YECLA SCHOOL BUS IMMEDIATE OCCUPATION PHONE GRAHAM ON

679 251 158

NOW REDUCED TO 200,000• OR 420• PCM RENTAL + WATER, ELECTRIC

Luxury Town House for Rent- La Gineta. Very spacious, 3 Bedroom/3 Bathroom Town House. 2 reception rooms, huge garage all services. Fully furnished ready to move in. 5 mins drive from Santomera/10 mins from Fortuna. 650€pm.

Tel Fred 638 724 742 3Bed/2Bath Lounge Dining Room Kitchen Swimming Pool Pool Bar. 3000m2 plot.

Stables. 600€pm + Bills. Tel 633 239 590 WANTED WANTED: (ALLISON IS BACK AND WELL AGAIN).

I WILL BUY ALL YOUR UNWANTED HOUSEHOLD ITEMS, BRIC-A-BRAC, ETC. PHONE ALLISON ON 965 560 707 OR 675 989 866 FOR PROMPT & COURTEOUS ATTENTION AND COLLECTION, (CASTALLA).

preferably. Contact Robert on 966 193 426 Wanted large Marquee, must be in very good condition and with dimensions larger than 18 mtrs length by 5 mtrs width and very reasonably priced. Call 638 026 230 Person wanted to house share, modern luxury villa, own en suite bedroom. Modest Rent and share of bills, must be dog friendly Tel Pat on 637 993 667 Wanted. upvc or wooden glazed door + frame. Contact keith 662036231 in Castalla All types of solar equipment, windturbine, generators, panels, inverters, chargers, batteries, etc, etc. Also, Solar hot water equipment. Cash waiting, call 686 181 995 Musicians wanted to play music & just have fun.

Fortuna 627 806 934 Wanted medium size dog travel cage,reasonable price.

Tel 96 556 5051 Wanted Land Rover Freelander from 2001 1.8 or 2.0ltr diesel Td4 model preferably left hand drive Call 687 092 558 or 965 343 135 Wanted.

VHS Video Recorder. LA Romana area.

Tel 965696213 Wanted double bed settee blue 628 749 209 Hondon Wanted T chests condition 649229353

good

HEALTH REIKI courses in Dec/Jan and Feb. Also Cosmic Ordering seminars. A method of Healing for self, friends and Family.

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I am looking to purchase pure bred chickens, English breeds

FREE LISTINGS UPTO 500 Euros for general items.

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The Inland Magazine™ BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES

Restaurant San Francisco

As you have seen, this restaurant is for sale after 2 and a half years open. Now probably the busiest bar & restaurant in la Romana, owner motivated to look at all offers. The Restaurant/ Bar makes a profit, and we have all figures for two and a half years of trading to show to potential buyers- income guaranteed! Owner will stay with buyers to ensure smooth transition. takings of gross average 16k per month net profit to husband wife team over 3k per month!!

Even in current crisis with huge upside potential.

For more info and price, Price Reduced Call Steve on

662 048 747

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Do you have a Tea Wagon/ Burger van? We have an ideal opening for you with fabulous earning potential if you own and run a legal tea wagon/ burger van here in Spain for more details call 691 260 502 or 638 026 230 start earning straight away.

Closing your business/ shop down? We buy all types of liquidation/ bankrupt stock for CASH! Call 675 218 436 or 966 196 777 and turn your unwanted stock into cash.

Health and Wealth products.

One small portion is equal to 2lbs of Spinach or 12 lbs of tomatoes. Free DVD, and Information pack. A business that helps others and gives you an income with scope for high incomes. Tel 696640747 wellbeingnetwork@hotmail. co.uk

PETS CLAIRE CROFTS, Mobile dog grooming service. Back in business. Tel: 649 280 204 Horse Stables Novelda: We are situated in the country side, where you are able to enjoy long and beautiful rides.Services offered: Full livery, Schooling Ring 20mx20m, Menage 60mx20m (Night illumination) Trecking and pony riding for juniors and adults, tuition available for all level of experience.

We design and personalize private parties with large BBQ buffets and live music..

Tel: 667 705 866 Doberman bitch free to good home. 4 years. Good guard.

Loves kids. Must be sole dog.

Lives in or out. Passported & chipped. Tel: 662 404 396.

Aspe Belgian shepherd cross puppies. Ready now. Free.

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Tel. 669 537 483 or 677 343 653 Urgent re-homing! Baños de Fortuna.Female dog, German Shepherd type, 9 years old, 23kgs, 21 inches high at the shoulders, sterilized and with all her vaccinations, shy and loving.Male dog, large mixbreed, 4 years old, ca. 27 kgs, 28 inches high at the shoulders, sterilized and with all his vaccinations, friendly and loving.

Owners must return to England for assisted living and cannot take the dogs with them. Call Ayisha or Michael at 968 685 837.

Costa Blanca

Local Motorcycle Racing Hero Reaches

80!!

F

ormer record breaking motorcycle racer and Sax resident Alan Holmes became an octogenarian on December 1st. Born and bred in Castletown on the Isle of Man, Alan entered the 1953 Manx Grand Prix retiring in the junior and with a 7th place in the senior.

1955 brought a 2nd in the junior (350cc) and the following year a 3rd in the senior (500cc) with a record lap.

And so to 1957.. Alan became the first ‘Manxman’ to win the Senior/Junior “Double” aboard the Reg Dearden tuned ‘works’ 350/500 Manx Norton’s. Not only winning the races, Alan is the only person in the history of the MGP to win “The Double” with record average speeds in both races, one of only five to do this, and the only person to win both races by a margin of more than 2 minutes.

His record lap in the 1956 Senior MGP just short of 97mph was not to be broken by a Manxman until 1972. (Danny Shimmin).

Alan was also the winner of the Portstewart Cup and the Nixon Memorial Trophy, plus 2nd 3rd and 4th places and record lap in Irelands International NW200 in 1956/57/58.

Alan also had high placing in the International and National meetings at Silverstone, Oulton Park, Aintree, Scarborough etc. 1958 saw Alan become the only Manxman ever to ride the “works” Norton’s in a TT and after retiring in the Junior TT with a broken con rod was well placed for a second in the Senior TT behind John Surtees on the mighty factory MV Agusta, until mechanical problems on lap 5 saw a long delay in the pits and in fact had to complete the last 2 laps (7 laps in those days) with no control needle in the carb, a bit hairy round the TT course, to say the least!!! After turning down an offer from the AJS/Matchless factory to ride their “works” machines, Alan opted to stay with Norton for the 1958/59 season. However, it was not to be.....At Oulton Park in October 1958, Alan was leading the 350 race from world champion Gary Hocking when a spill at Island Bend resulted in a fractured skull and double vision bringing an end to a short but “enjoyable” racing career.

As well as his racing achievements, Alan is the only Manx born sportsperson to have featured on a Manx postage stamp, (MGP Golden Jubilee 1973), and was a founder member and first secretary/treasurer of the Southern 100 Motorcycle Club c 1952.

Following his racing career, Alan worked in the Middle East for several years and now resides in Sax with son & daughter-inlaw, David and Angie. His association with racing is not finished yet as he will be helping son, David, to compete in the CMV Series 600cc class in 2010 with a view to obtaining the necessary licence to compete in the 2011 Manx Grand Prix... so watch this space!!!

Finally, HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAD!, a true racing hero, from all your family and friends.

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