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Inside Discover Meon Valley

Butcher Wins Award A Guide to Local

Easter Egg Hunts Create A Home with Character

Sanity Savers for Parents

Plus What’s On, Puzzles and Local News

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This year’s Great Hampshire Sausage and Pie Competition attracted an impressive 201 entries from 38 butchers, one being your local butcher, Grovers who proudly won Young Sausage Maker 2017. Other categories were Hampshire Sausage, Hot Pie, Traditional Pork Pie, Black Pudding, Meatballs and Faggots, Charcuterie and Speciality Pork Sausage.

Frankie Hale age 21 from Grover Butchers says “I entered two years ago and didn’t win but I listened to the judges feedback and that’s helped me win this time. Having the award up in the shop is a great talking point with customers. I love my job, from talking to customers to the skilfully breaking down a carcass into cuts.”

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IT’S OFFICIAL! GROVER BUTCHER IS BEST FOR SAUSAGES! The coveted prize, Supreme Champion 2017 went to LJ Smith Butchers located in Riverside, Eastleigh.

If you are meatball and faggot fan, take note of first time entrant Pete Williamson of The Hog Shack in Bishopstoke who came top in that category.

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Editor’s Letter

A CHANGE IS AS GOOD AS A REST For the last five years of publishing Discover Meon Valley, Tania has edited this edition. Tania and I manage 12 Discover magazines between us (see page 55 for details) and we thought it was time for a little swap around so you’ve got me now (for the next five years, god willing!).

You won’t notice any great changes but one thing I prefer to do is include as much What’s On as I can and this means spreading the net a little wider than the boundaries of the Meon Valley area. We are blessed with a great road network that means we can get from Wickham to Winchester in just half an hour so this edition’s What’s On includes events a little further afield; Stockbridge, Romsey, Totton, Winchester and to make it easy I’ve circled the local ones for you!

We welcome anyone in the community with a piece of news or story to tell to contact us and we’ll do our best to include it in the next issue. Your free copy of Discover is only made possible because of our advertisers and nobody “reads” the Yellow Pages so we do our best to provide a regular, enjoyable read that benefits our advertisers, too. So, next time you need a handyman, a plumber or solicitor have a look at the index at the back and take your pick!

Your next Discover is the June/July issue so look out for it in the post!

Copy deadline: 10 May

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• What’s On • Groups & Clubs • Charity Events • School Notices • Local News • Campaigns • Volunteering

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What's On AMPFIELD MARKET 1 Apr, 10-12pm Ampfield Village Hall SO51 9BJ 1st Saturday of the month excluding January, February, July and August CATS PROTECTION EASTER FAYRE 1 Apr, 1.30-3.30pm St Mary’s Parish Centre, Green Road, Alverstoke PO12 2ET QUIZ NIGHT 1 Apr, 7pm Fair Oak Village Hall SO50 7EJ £6 inc light supper 02380 602282 THE NEW FOREST PAINTERS SPRING EXHIBITION

1 & 2 Apr 10am to 5pm Brockenhurst Village Hall, Highwood road, SO42 7RY CWP WRESTLING 2 Apr, 4pm The Novotel Hotel SO15 1RA 3 Championship Matches. In aid of Naomi House and Jacks Place. 07730 483510 6

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CRAFT FAIR AT BURSLEDON BRICKWORKS 2 Apr, 11-4pm Swanwick Lane SO31 7HB RNLI TALK 4 Apr, 7pm to 9pm The Cable Works, 83 Tinning Way, Eastleigh SO50 9QH £5 fee. 02380 610591 THE SECRET GARDENS OF HAMPSHIRE 6 Apr, 7.30pm St Andrew’s Centre, Beaulieu Rd, Dibden Purlieu Talk and slide show.

02380 842006 WILDLIFE TOTS 9 Mar, 9.30am to 11am Winnall Moors Nature Reserve, Durngate Place, Winchester SO23 8DX Wildlife themed outdoor activities for pre-school children. £4 per child.

SOUTHAMPTON PUNK FESTIVAL 8 Apr, 2pm (Over 14s Only) Engine Rooms, Southampton, Hampshire SO15 1GZ www.gigantic.com

LOCKS HEATH TEDDY BEAR FAIR 8 Apr, 10am to 4pm Main Hall, Lockswood Community Centre SO30 6DX CLAY OVEN BUILDING 8 Apr, 9.30am to 4pm Sustainability Centre, East Meon GU32 1HR Learn the techniques to build a clay oven. (B) 01730 823166 EASTER CELEBRATION CHOCOLATE MAKING WORKSHOP 8 Apr, 10-12.30pm Unit 1, Upton Park Farm, Old Alresford SO24 9EB Create your own unique handmade Easter Egg. 01962 732731 EASTER EGGSERCISE TRAIL Royal Victoria Country Park 8-23 Apr, 10:00am Self-guided trail around the Park, with aim of completing the challenges set at each point along the way. Prize at the end £2/trail

Clarendon Way Walk 2017 Salisbury Cathedral to Winchester Cathedral

Sunday 4th June (B) = Booking Essential TREECLIMBING FOR KIDS 10 Apr Hillier Gardens, Jermyns Lane, Ampfield SO51 0QA Over 6s. 01794 369318 STORYTELLING FESTIVAL 10-22nd April The Berry Theatre, Hedge End Creative writing workshops for all ages, covering topics such as adapting for stage, video games and songwriting, with MA students from Winchester University reciting their work on the opening night. 023 8065 2333 CHILDREN’S ACTIVITIES - FLY INTO SPRING! 11 Apr, 10.30am to 11.30am Elson Library, 136 Chantry Rd, Elson, Gosport PO12 4NG Make objects that flutter and fly!

4 – 8 years (B) 023 9252 4608 POND DIPPING 11, 13, 18, 20 Apr Hillier Gardens, Jermyns Lane, Ampfield, Romsey SO51 0QA Can you find diving beetles, nimble pond skaters and slimy snails?

To feature your event email editorial@discovermagazines.co.uk FOOD & CIDER FESTIVAL THE HISTORY OF Discounted early registration 14-15 April MOTTISFONT ABBEY Wickham Community Centre 21 Apr, 8pm REGISTRATION: £15 per adult (16+ years) and £10 per child (8-15 years).

FromSP11 1st February Farms Fresh and Guest Cider Wherwell Village Hall 7JJ2017 the price will be £20 per adult (16+ years) and £15 per child (8-15 years). at the bar, selection of food andfee covers the cost of your participation and we ask each walker to raise Your entry a suggested minimum sponsorship of £200 to help support local families and their stalls. Live Music. £4. life-limited children. LIFE AS A GARDENING www.wickhamcentre.org.uk EDITOR For more information visit 21 Apr, 7.15pm www.naomihouse.org.uk or call 01962 760060 EASTER EGG TRAIL St Boniface Church Hall, Naomi House & Jacksplace, Stockbridge Road, Sutton Scotney, Winchester SO21 3JE 14-17 Apr Ford SO53 2FT /naomiandjackChandlers @naomiandjack /naomiandjack Mompesson House, The Close, How the ‘English Garden’ Salisbury SP1 2EL magazine is put together talk by A fun trail around Mompesson.

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Bring a bag! £2.50 per child inc MEON SPRINGS FLY refreshments. Sorry, no dogs FISHING FAIR 22 Apr SCULPTURES WITH WAX Whitewool Farm, East Meon, 19 Apr, 7.30pm to 9.30pm Petersfield GU32 1HW Lyndhurst Community Centre Pick up a rod for the first time SO43 7NY or improve your casting with the Demonstration by Royal British aid of qualified instructions.

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A HOME WITH CHARACTER There’s more to interior style than eye-catching accessories. Consider introducing an appealing sense of charm and character with these interesting ideas.

Is your home lacking in an indefinable something?

Has it lost its period features? Would it benefit from some appealing detailing, the restoration of authenticity or some aids to functionality?

Sometimes it is worth considering some more architectural alterations, which don’t necessarily have to cost a fortune. Here are a few suggestions.

Improve your floors If you have original timber boards in good condition beneath your floor coverings, then sanding them back, staining and/or oiling them is a relatively straightforward procedure for a competent DIYer; alternatively, employ a professional. Boards in poor condition can be renovated to an extent, or consider replacing them with reclaimed boards that match the style of your home.

Homes built between the late 19th century and the middle of the 20th often feature colourful, patterned geometric or encaustic tiles, generally along the hallway and garden path. Even if they are discoloured or damaged they should be repairable, and with the right specialist the results will be dramatic.

Think about mouldings From skirting to ceiling roses, door surrounds to dados, mouldings contribute enormously to the overall look of a home. Research carefully, to ensure they correspond in scale and design to the age and style of your architecture. Modern replicas are often available, but sometimes going to a specialist is necessary and this is not cheap. Ease of alteration depends on your circumstances but 8

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Price varies, Titchmarsh & Goodwin: 01473 252158; www.titchmarsh-goodwin.co.uk. this is definitely a project to bear in mind when considering renovation work.

What about woodwork?

In living rooms lacking storage, build across the recesses either side of the fireplace, with cupboards below and display shelving above. The same goes for alcove shelving elsewhere, window seats, wardrobes and other forms of built-in joinery. Consider these additions carefully, so that they complement your home in terms of scale and detailing. And, plan to remove and replace completely inappropriate built-in storage or seating when possible.

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“Tom look at the state of the house, it’s a disgrace.”

Placing my copy of Vauxhall Insignia Monthly onto the coffee table (after pushing the empty tea mugs to one side) I tossed yesterday’s paper onto the floor and bid my dearly beloved to snuggle down next to me on the sofa. “Now, my Little Chickadee, what seems to be the problem?”

skirting boards. And Tom? Please don’t start rummaging.”

“It’s getting beyond a joke. This place needs a good going over. It needs bottoming!”

My yellowing report slipped from my grasp.

“Nothing.”

Blanching slightly, I pressed Sarah to elucidate.

“When you say -” “What I mean Tom, is that we need to spring clean the house.”

Sensing my rendezvous with Nigel in the Old Paraffin Lamp suddenly under threat I made a gallant attempt to head the cleaning cavalry off at the pass. “No problem, just name the day darling.”

“The day Tom, is today, and the time is now.

Here.” A pair of bright yellow gloves landed in my lap. And so, it came to pass that my Saturday afternoon, just like my very first car (a red Renault 5), was written off. “Right Tom, first job is the spare room upstairs. It’s like an Aladdin’s cave up there. Start with the skirting boards - yes the 34

My school report from 1983. English - Tom is an inquisitive boy who unfortunately is easily distracted, he -” “Tom what are you doing?”

“Exactly, nothing.

You haven’t even made a start on the skirting boards. You’re rummaging.”

“Im not rummaging, I’m organising.”

“Well it looks like rummaging to me.”

Shamefully, I pulled out my tongue at the back of the slammed door. My rummaging - sorry, organising continued. Old concert tickets, football programmes, all manner of nostalgia collected over half a lifetime all snuggled together in plastic bags. The bucket of soapy water sat cooling at my feet. But Sarah was right, this room wouldn’t clean itself, I had to take action - and quick. I Googled cleaning services near our post code. But there was no time for delegation. Taking a deep breath

I dropped to my hands and knees and attacked the woodwork. And do you know something? In scrubbing away, I felt a pride and dignity in honest physical labour I hadn’t experienced since snoozing away the night shift at the Sunblest bakery during my student summers. After an hour of toiling the room was cleaned to within two inches of its life. What next? Of course - our own bedroom. Replenishing my pale with hot water I attacked our bedroom woodwork. It was then I saw it - and life would never be the same again. It was my damascene moment. On Sarah’s bedside cabinet was a copy of Spark Joy, The Art of Tidying by Marie Kondo. Eventually Sarah reappeared with two mugs of tea to find Yours Truly sat cross-legged, Spark Joy in one hand and a rolled up t-shirt in the other.

“Tom, what on earth are you doing? And why are all the drawers open?” Folding some pyjamas, I gently enquired of my wife, “Why have you never mentioned this book before? It’s a revelation - look at my sock drawer.” Proudly I pulled the handle to reveal my socks laid out like little fat soldiers.

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BY JACKIE BREWSTER

Vinny burst through the door of the community centre. “You’ll never guess what’s on top of the bike shed!”

“I’m no Bill Oddie, but I think I know the difference,” he said. “Come and have a look if you don’t believe me.”

At the mention of the bike shed Eunice’s heart skipped a beat; had Vinny discovered her guilty secret?

Very reluctantly Eunice pulled on her anorak and followed Vinny to the bike shed. A fat brown bantam sat clucking on the flat roof admiring the view.

She’d been stacking chairs, assuming that all the members of her ‘Trimmer You!’ slimming club had departed. It had been a tough session. She’d had to be particularly strict with the group about avoiding the temptation of chocolate over the Bank Holiday weekend. There had been tears. Now Vinny was back, his ‘Trimmer of the Week’ rosette flapping in the breeze.

“An actual chicken!” he continued breathlessly. “Sat there bold as brass.”

Eunice stared at him, her mind racing. A chicken was not what she was expecting.

“Don’t be daft,” she reasoned. “There’s no way a chicken could get up there - they can’t fly.”

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“I wonder where it’s come from,” Eunice said, her eyes searching the rest of the roof. “Someone round here must keep chickens.”

“Perhaps it’s been living wild,” Vinny said.

“A chicken wouldn’t last five minutes in the wild.”

“Well they had to live in the wild originally,” Vinny answered.

“This might be the last of the wild chickens.”

“We’ll have to get it down,” Eunice said irritably, reminded, more than ever, how annoying Vinny could be. “We can’t lock up and leave it there. Can you reach up and grab it?”

“I’m not sure.” Vinny looked worried. “I’ve never held a bird before.”

Eunice did not find this at all surprising. The bird ruffled her wings and stared at them indignantly.

“Just grab her firmly around her sides,” Eunice said. “I’ll go and phone the caretaker to see if he knows who she belongs to.”

Eunice went back into the community hall and paced up and down. She needed time to think.

Within moments Vinny popped his head around the door.

“Mystery solved!” he said cheerfully. “This lady walked into the car park and asked if I’d seen her chicken.”

“Who was it?” Eunice hoped her ordeal was finally over.

“Someone from the village,” Vinny said. “She said chickens can fly, they’re just not very good at it.

Apparently this one’s always trying to escape.”

“So it wasn’t a wild chicken then?” Eunice smirked.

“No, but I think it was a magic one. Look...” From behind his back Vinny produced a large Easter egg wrapped in pink foil. “It had rolled down the side of the shed. That chicken must have laid it.”

Eunice stared first at Vinny in disbelief, and then at the incriminating confectionary. She had one last trick up her sleeve.

“A chocolate egg laying chicken!” she gasped. “I’ve heard of them but I’ve never seen one in real life.”

She held out her hand for the egg. “I’d better take care of that.”

“What are you going to do with it?” Vinny whispered as though afraid to wake it. “Do you think it will hatch?”

“Maybe,” Eunice said, “particularly if I take it home and put it somewhere nice and warm.”

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