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EDITOR’S LETTER Here at TNT we like to challenge the big myths in life. Girls can’t DJ? Yeah right, turn to pg16 to read about 10 of the country’s best. You can’t swim with sharks? You can in South Australia. Read all about the wonderful state on pg6. Crocodiles can’t jump? Hell yeah they can in Darwin – pg28. And you don’t wear native headdresses in the Amazon rainforest? Er, actually, we do. Read about Peru on pg34.

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FEATURES SOUTH SIDE

Everything you’ll ever need to know about the festival state, South Australia

CHICKS WITH DECKS

We chat with two of the finalists in the She Can DJ competition

WHAT THE CROC?

The amazing jumping crocodiles on the Adelaide River, by the banks of Darwin

JUNGLE FEVER We bravely ditch civilization and head into the very heart of the Amazon

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Going underground With deserted beaches, sprawling vineyards, and an arts scene to scare the hippest of hipsters, South Australia’s come out to play WORDS CAITLIN STANWAY

Often left off the ‘must visit’ list by adrenalin fueled, culture-seeking backpackers, South Australia is a somewhat forgotten land. But look a little closer at Australia’s middle child and you’ll discover the quiet kid has some tricks up his sleeve. SA’s long, hot summers give you plenty of time to explore the states 3,800km of coastline. For surf rats reluctant to leave their east coast breaks, Innes National Park, nestled on the cliffs of the Yorke Peninsula is home to the internationally coveted Chinaman’s break and Pondalowie Bay. Still up for a thrill or two after your wave? Head on over to Port Lincoln. One of the most diverse fishing settlements in Australia, Port Lincoln’s shark dives put you face to face with the ultimate Aussie predators. 6

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If the surf and near death experiences aren’t your thing, never fear, inland South Australia has a little bit of everything. Start a couple hours north of Adelaide in the internationally acclaimed wine region of the Barossa Valley. Boasting hundreds of boutique wineries, the valley is a perfect place to stock up on some vino before heading north to the Flinders Rangers. Full of isolated rocky creeks and sprawling gum forests, the Flinders Rangers National Park is perfect for unrolling a swag under the stars. Make sure you don’t leave the northern end until you’ve checked out Coober Pedy. An opal mining site sitting in the far north of the state, the town of Coober Pedy is built underground. Yes, as in under the ground. Need we say more?

Don’t stress if you only have a day or two to spend in the festival state, Adelaide has built a name for itself as an untapped culture hub. In February the Adelaide Fringe rivals its big brother in Edinburgh, pulling in the crème de la crème of international acts. Not around in the summer months? Don’t fret, live music venues the Governor Hindmarsh and Jive have become local institutions, with music lovers flocking every weekend to soak up new music. We like to think of South Australia as a traveller’s secret, simply because it is so under-rated. But you can turn the page to unlock the code. Because, if the sun, sand, wine and music aren’t enough to have you packing your bags, we have 35 more reasons why you need to take a trip south side…

KANGAROO ISLAND Like a zoo with no fences. It’s unlikely you’ll see as much wildlife in one place anywhere else in Oz. Plus some gorgeous beaches and the Remarkables (rocks).

SPIT OR SWALLOW This place has got winegrowing regions around every corner; the Barossa Valley, the Clare Valley and McLaren Vale are only three of the most famous. Plus wine in the Adelaide pubs is as cheap as chips. Gerrin.

FROLIC WITH DOLPHINS

SUNBATHE ON DESERTED BEACHES Head south from Adelaide towards the Fleurieu Peninsula. Interspaced between the popular holiday beaches are glorious stretches of golden sand all for you.

CRUISE ALONG THE MURRAY RIVER Take a leisurely cruise on a Mississippi-style paddle steamer and soak up the laidback atmosphere.

GO ON THE OPAL

It must be tough to be a dolphin – everyone wants a piece of you. In Adelaide you can get your Flipper action on a cruise from Port Adelaide or Glenelg. On the latter you can also don a wetsuit and join them for a swim.

The majority of the world’s opals are mined around Coober Pedy and Andamooka, so they’re the best places to find bargain gems. If you’re feeling lucky you could have a quick noodle yourself – just make sure it’s in one of the designated areas.

SHARK!

THE GLENELG TRAM

If you’re brave enough (or foolish enough) to want to jump into a cage and pull faces at great whites, Port Lincoln is the place to visit. It’s where they filmed the real sharks in the original Jaws film. It’s just about one of the coolest things you could do Down Under but keep reading as there may be other things that will grab you...

The only tram left in the state, this piece of history has the added bonus of terminating right by Glenelg Beach.

BE DAZZLED BY SALT LAKES These massive expanses of blinding white salt are a real outback icon. Lake Eyre is the biggest and most impressive, but its little brother Lake Hart is conveniently situated next to the Stuart Highway. .

THE NUDE OLYMPICS Held every summer on Maslins Beach, 40km south of Adelaide. Watch wobblyfleshed folk partake in events such as the threelegged race (no, that’s not what you think...) and frisbee throwing.

WOMADELAIDE This world music extravaganza is held in Adelaide every March. Enjoy alternative music, food, and people from all over the world.

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THE BIRDSVILLE TRACK

SHITBOX RALLY

GOING UNDERGROUND

A fair dinkum outback roadtrip experience. The 520km track takes you through some of the harshest, driest land in the country, so be a good boy scout and be prepared.

Next May, Shitbox Rally will drive from Adelaide to Fremantle via Uluru in cars worth $1000 or less to raise funds for the Cancer Council. Since its inaugural year in 2010, Shitbox Rally has raised over $1.7 million.

If you’ve ever wanted to know what life would be like as a Womble, stay overnight in Coober Pedy, where around half the population live underground to avoid the extreme summer heat. The other 50 per cent obviously have very big fans.

WILPENA POUND You can’t come to South Australia and not visit the spectacular Flinders Ranges, and you certainly can’t come to the ranges without stopping off at majestic Wilpena Pound for a spot of bushwalking and wildlife spotting.

MOON UNDER THE STARS Get out of town and the sky takes on a whole new perspective. Grab a swag and spend an outback night studying the Milky Way.

ABORIGINAL CULTURE There are plenty of places around the state to absorb the culture of Australia’s native people, especially in the Flinders Ranges and the outback. But for easy accessibility, try the South Australia Museum or the cultural institute, Tandanya, which has galleries and arts and crafts workshops.

KEEP IT RAIL ON THE GHAN Sit back and enjoy the outback scenery between Alice Springs and Adelaide on this iconic train journey. Alternatively, head to Perth or Sydney on the Indian Pacific

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An official icon of the state, a floater is a meat pie covered in ketchup and left to fend for itself in a sea of thick pea soup. No comment. While you’re at it though, make sure you wash it down with top Aussie tipple, and local brew, Coopers Ale.

A volcanic crater in Mt Gambier filled with the bluest water you could possible imagine (in summer anyway, it gets a bit grey in winter).

Possibly one of the biggest cultural events in the country, the fringe celebrates innovation in the arts, and if that’s your bag, this is an event not to be missed.

One of the more bizarre creatures you’ll meet under the sea, and definitely one of the most elusive, this seadragon disguises itself from its predators by looking like a piece of seaweed.

VISIT IRON KNOB

CHEER ON THE TUNA TOSSING WATCH THE WHALES Southern rights plough the waters of the Great Australian Bight every winter, and are a truly majestic sight.

Want to get really high? Stretching several thousand kilometres from WA to Queensland, the most accessible place to get a snap of this great north/south divide is by Coober Pedy.

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There’s nothing particularly special about this little town – the name just makes us giggle like schoolgirls.

SLEEP IN A LIGHTHOUSE Some of the old lighthouse keepers’ cottages on Kangaroo Island are now rented out as holiday accommodation. Really gives a new meaning to “getting away from it all”.

FOLLOW THE DOGFENCE

The Nullarbor Plain conceals some spectacular underground action, but unless you’re a cave diver they’re pretty much offlimits. More accessible are the World Heritagelisted Narcoorte Caves.

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MEET LEAFY SEADRAGONS

The world championships of this noble, yet misunderstood, sport are held every January in Port Lincoln as part of the Tunarama festival. One that has to be seen to be believed.

EXPLORE A CAVE OR TWO

Best tour/activity: Groovy Grape, Barossa Valley

SNAP AWAY AT THE GREAT AUSTRALIAN BIGHT The stretch of coastline running adjacent to the Nullarbor. Sixty foot limestone cliffs, whales and magnificent views.

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The Brand New Heavies The legendary British soul funk pioneers are returning to Oz with a bunch of shows which will mark the band’s 21st birthday. We find out the secrets to their success... INTERVIEW AICHA MARHFOUR

“If you want to be seen, you have to be on that screen”

Congrats on the band’s 21st birthday. What is the secret of your longevity? Friendship and a love of music, I think. I went to school with the other two guys in the band and we’ve known each other for a very long time. It’s more about brotherhood than business really. I can’t imagine doing music with anyone else. We have so much to tell the world of what we can do musically. Keen to be back here in Oz? Yeah, we are. I don’t know if you know but we don’t do every show with N’Dea Davenport, because of logistics and expenses. But she’s back with us for a new album and she will be doing all of the dates in Australia and that makes a little bit more, well... not exciting, for me, personally, but that’s what people want to see deep down. She’s singing all of the hits plus two or three new songs from the album. Would you rather swim with a shark or try out Vegemite? Shark, I think. The shark definitely, yeah. Life’s too short isn’t it? What are the downsides to touring? That I’m away from my family. I’ve got a nine

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week old baby who I’m holding right this second. But that’s the only downside. I can’t complain, I’ve been doing this for 20 years and it’s one of the best jobs I can think of ever. Tell us about the new album... We’ve been writing off and on for a year now, and we’ve just started physically recording now, this week. Actually N’Dea’s just flying in today. She’s doing more vocals and writing some lyrics and stuff for some of the songs we haven’t finished yet. It’s a pretty upbeat album. We’re keeping it very up-tempo and dance based. How has the music scene changed over the year for new artists? Well, luckily, everything is about being in a live band these days. We’re in a perfect world because that’s something we’ve always done. Back in the late Eighties, all bands did gigs. You didn’t instantly start doing TV and stuff like that. You had to play, and that was the fun of it. It hasn’t really changed that much. Obviously, musical styles have changed and morphed and there’s a lot more dance music out there, which is another good thing! We love hip-hop, we love dance, we love funky house. So, all of the changes that have taken place we’ve taken

advantage of and tried to exploit! What was it like having Hugh Hefner in the video for Sometime? That was surreal, actually. We were supposed to have filmed it at his house, at the Playboy Mansion, but logistically, it wouldn’t work. So he did a cameo – although that’s not the right word because he’s pretty much in it. It was really good fun. Playboy After Dark is the show that we mimicked, and we saw on the treatment that Hugh Hefner was going to be in it, and we thought: ‘Next! What do we do now?’ But looking back, I’m so glad we did and it was super cool that we did. What do you think of talent shows? I like them. I just saw an ad actually, I’ve got the TV on in the background, for the X Factor. I didn’t know Mel B was on X Factor, that should be interesting. We’re torn in the band about these shows. But I actually quite like them. I guess it easy to live in the past and think that everything’s about all the hard work. But it’s an entertaining show, so you shouldn’t take them too seriously. Do you think there’ll be a 30th anniversary? Definitely, although I think flying is going to take its toll. We might slow down by then. We’re doing another Heavy Rhyme Experience. It’s going to be constant for the next two or three years, constant stuff. So yeah, we’ll be around as long as people are willing to shell out for tickets! How involved are you with social media? Oh, you have to do it. Some of our fans are a little older, so they’re not as connected into cyberspace, but they are getting so, and it’s the most important aspect. Everyone’s looking at screens these days. So if you want to be seen, you’ve got to be on that screen. That rhymes, and I never realised – that’s quite cool. If you want to be seen, you have to be on that screen! Catch the Brand New Heavies in Brisbane (Sept 6), Melbourne (Sept 7) and Sydney (Sept 8). brandnewheavies.net

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Grass Taylor The singer-songwriter is on the road right with his Broken Vaults tour. He took time out to talk to us about the new single, travel and getting inked with the Madden twins INTERVIEW ALEX HARMON

You toured with Good Charlotte, what are the Madden twins like? Absolute legends. I’ve toured with loads of international artists and the Good Charlotte boys were the most down to earth of everyone I’ve encountered. I remember seeing Benji eating lunch by himself in the dining hall on the tour and our band and the other support band were all hanging out having lunch so I invited him over to hang out. Both Benji and Joel were really welcoming – even willing to share the band rider when we ran out of beers. Did you compare tattoos with them? I didn’t have as many tattoos back then as I do now, but I did see Benji in LA when I was getting tattooed over there at High Voltage Tattoo. There’s no competing with the Madden twins ink though, they are covered in it.

“I used to get told Anthony Kiedis from Red Hot Chili Peppers”

How’s the tour being going so far? Really great actually. I’ve played a couple of ‘art bars’ in regional Victoria to kick off things before heading to NSW and SA, and the reception from the audience has been really welcoming. I even received my first encore as a solo artist for this project, which was really nice. Tell me about the change in direction, from punk rock to acoustic music? When we decided to end the Hot Lies, I took a break from music and started travelling. I spent time in Peru and spent two weeks with Shipibo Shamans taking Ayuhuasca as part of their healing ceremonies. Something kept coming to me about me having to continue this music path, so when I got back I made the decision to record another record. I’d spent the majority of my career in bands, so this time around I wanted to do something a little different and try my hand at being a solo artist. Tell me about the track Broken Vaults? It’s a song about the struggle of relationships, the lack of forgiveness in them, and the effect this can have on others around the relationship. We’ve all had our ups and downs in relationships, whether they be friends, family or

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lovers. In Broken Vaults the characters are played by an old married couple who resent each other, it’s kind of narrated by the child of this couple who wishes they could just get along and his promise not to turn out like them.

Ultimate gig would be? Playing a little dive bar, looking out and seeing all your music idols (dead or alive) in the crowd actually digging your tunes and all wanting to co-write with you after the show.

What do you think you’d be doing if it didn’t work out? I’m studying Natural Medicine part-time, I love learning about all the healing modalities out there. I’m not one for mainstream medicine for various reasons, so energy healing and natural plant healing is what I’m interested in. I guess I’d go down that path, become a healer or a natural doctor or something.

Who is your doppelganger? I used to get told Anthony Kiedis from Red Hot Chili Peppers when I was younger, but not so much nowadays.

Who were your musical heroes growing up? Kiss, Motley Crüe, Guns’N’Roses actually. I have and older brother and sister so I was dragged through the Eighties listening to all their records. Coolest place you’ve played? Hands down, Rod Laver Arena. It was always a big ambition to play there and I got the chance a few years back supporting a bigger touring artist to open the show. Also a bar called B’Artiste on the Mornington Peninsula. It’s kind of my local so it’s fun to play and try out new songs there.

Favourite holiday spot in Oz? Gotta be the Top End. Kakadu, Litchfield National Park, The Kimberley. I’ve traveled to every continent in the world bar one, and Kakadu is like a dream set in pristine natural settings. What’s next for you? Travel/Music reporter for TNT? But seriously, I have a DVD/EP release coming out in November and will be touring nationally as part of the Scorcherfest tour. After that I’m looking at Japan for a little international tour and then my partner and I are heading on a world trip mid next year! Can’t wait. Catch Grass Taylor in Adelaide (August 30 & grasstaylor.com for 31) or visit him online at a free single download.

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TOTAL RECALL FILM review by Leigh Livingstone STARRING: Colin Farrell, Jessica Biel, Kate Beckinsale /M/ 118mins

BULLY FILM review DIRECTOR: Lee Hirsch WRITERS: Lee Hirsch, Cythia Lowen | M | 98mins

A hard-hitting doco about schoolyard bullying in America sure has a massive pool of stories to dip into. Unfortunately the focus is on young Alex Libby, a gangly, goofy boy with no friends. While there are accounts of bullied kids taking their own lives, the focus returns to hapless Alex. You can’t help but feel that he is, ironically, being victimised by the filmmakers. AH

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You would be forgiven for thinking Total Recall has done a number on you while watching Director Len Wiseman’s remake of the 1990 Schwarzenegger classic. The characters are the same, as is the basic concept, but there are some differences that make it entertaining for old fans, as well as a new generation. In the future when the world has become a wasteland due to war, earth is divided into two territories, The Colony and The United Federation of Britain. Colony worker Douglas Quaid (Colin Farrell) is questioning his life and visits virtual vacation provider Rekall for some excitement. He gets more than he bargained for when memories of another life as a spy start to surface, is it recall or just Rekall? The 2012 remake has wiped the outer-space world of Mars from the original; instead, The Colony is a tongue-in-cheek reference to former Australia. Wiseman has also given Quaid’s wife Lori (Kate Beckinsale) the modern girl-power role of hunting him down. Unfortunately Beckinsale doesn’t do bad-guy well; instead she flounces around like a stroppy Brit, flicking her long hair while yelling cheesy lines at Farrell and at the mostly useless Jessica Biel. Total Recall has in-jokes that pay homage to the original film (the girl with three boobs makes an appearance) and the action is enough to make it entertaining. Just don’t expect it to blow Arnie’s classic out of the stratosphere. GOOD FOR: Turning off your memory and watching things explode

She can DJ The search is on to find the country's best female DJ WORDS ALEX HARMON

She Can DJ is back for another year, after its massive debut in 2011. The hunt was on in Australia and New Zealand, and ten girls were picked to battle it out in a grand final next week. We had a chat with two of this year's hopefuls...

Do you have a genre of music? I play electoro-house and little bit of complextro as well. So, you can imagine my mum doesn’t really get that. She’ll stand there and say, "I can’t hear anything, I can just hear drums."

Girl Audio, Melbourne

Do you think your gender helps you get jobs? I think being a girl sometimes helps you get your foot in the door because people see you as a dollar sign, but then if you want to grow, you have to prove yourself a little bit harder. I think boys especially get jealous of girls because they get their foot in the door for, basically, having tits. That kind of pisses them off, so if you want to earn their respect you have to prove yourself as a DJ – and as a person.

Hey Girl, how long have you been DJing? I started learning in 2010 and started playing gigs in about 2011. But I’ve been playing piano since I was four, so I’ve always been interested in music. One of my friends had decks so I got into it that way. Because of my musical background I started to learn how to produce as well and began coming up with my own things. What's the scene like in Melbourne? e? It's great, I have residency’s at La Di Da, Sorry Grandma, and Majic, and do few random gigs gs here and there. Do you have a day job? Yeah DJing doesn’t pay all the bills, s, as much as I’d like it to! I’m a waitress, so if anyone ne wants to come and get a coffee off Girl Audio, they ey can come to The Botanical in Melbourne. What did your folks say when you told them you wanted to be a DJ? They took a gulp of air and said, "Okay". My mum is a writer so she just smiled and nodded but she doesn’t really know how it works, and what we have to go through as DJs. But she’s there to support me 100%. It’s just a completely other world to them.

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What would playing in Ibiza mean to you? w It would wou be absolutely amazing. It’s funny because just before the competition I was bec actually in Europe. I went to Ibiza and I ac was w in heaven. I just wanted to play there so badly. So, seeing as though that is one of o the prizes, it’s just made me more and more excited about it. Ibiza is a mecca. m Do you use records, CDs or a laptop? I use us CDs. I noticed that in Europe a lot of DJs just use their laptops. I think in Australia there is a stigma that if you’re a real DJ t you need to use vinyl or at least CDs but in Europe I don’t think it matters. For me I'm happy to stick to CDs and USBs,. Dream collaboration? D I'm really loving Porter Robinson's stuff at the moment, he’s doing a similar thing to what wha I love doing and crosses with it with Skrillex Skrille dub-step sounds.

Right: The top 10 hanging out Left: Last year's winner, Minx

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industry for as long as I can.

How long have you been DJing? I stated working in nightclubs about five years ago and just fell in love with music from there. All my friends DJ’d at this club I worked at and I just thought: I want to do that. I told a friend who lives in Sydney that I wanted to start DJins and I was going down there for a holiday so he secretly booked me a gig – even though I’d never DJ’d before. So I went down there and he showed me a few things and then I had to play a gig two days later. Which was terrifying, but I sort of enjoy being thrown into the deep end. You learn more.

What do you think of the others in the competition? It’s just really good to meet other girls that are into the same thing that you are, and actually be able to talk to them about DJing. I think I talk my friends ears off a little bit about music and they get a bit sick of it sometimes. Now I have good connections around Australia and can go and hang out with them when they play gigs.

What's your genre of music? I have quite a few but it’s mostly house, techno, then more the electro side of things, it just depends on what venue I am playing and what people want to hear. It’s better to be adaptable.

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What is the scene like in Brisbane? The scene up there is good. I’ve got two residency’s at the moment, one at Sky Room and one at Family, but I play heaps of other gigs. The scene up there is picking up and I think it used to be viewed as a small town but these days we’re getting more international acts up there and there’s more of an interest in the electronic scene. Is the goal to do it full time? Definitely. I am starting to produce now as well, so I should have some tracks coming out soon and I want to get into production so I can take it further. I definitely want to stay in this

Do you think you should you be competing against guys? No, I think the competition is a really good way for female DJs to step it up and get viewed for our talent, instead of just being girls. People are wising up to the fact that girls actually are, and can be, really good DJs and producers. What do you think of last years winner, Minx? Yeah she’s a really lovely person, we spent some time with her in Sydney. I'm looking forward to picking her brains about everything in the future. Your three desert island albums? I reckon probably Ghettos and Gardens by Justin Martin. Iggy Azalea's mixtape Ignorant Art. And Dr Dre 2001. Just to mix it up a bit.

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can I find the best nudist Q Where beaches in Australia? Yasmin Petershapen, Canada it’s just to get the most optimal A Whether “all over” tan, or whether it’s to save space in your backpack, nudist beaches are a thrilling and liberating experience for those who wish to partake. A quick Google search will bring up a number of organisations promoting clothes optional beaches around Australia. The most official of which is The Australian Naturist Federation. All but two of the states have had legal nudist beaches for many years. Lagging behind, Queensland and Tasmania are both moving towards allowing clothing free beaches and have a number of unofficial ones now. Here’s a few of the most popular ones, state by state. In Perth, head to Swanborne Beach, it’s easy to reach and it’s just down from the main beach. There’s no shade, however, so bring plenty of suncream and water. In Melbourne, you have Sunnyside North in Mt Eliza. It’s about 30km south of Melbourne, making this beach a little less accessible, but it’s a great spot for safe swimming. In Noosa Heads, Queensland, shed your clothes at Alexandria Beach. This is one of the unofficial ones and probably the most popular in Queensland. In Sydney, Lady’s Bay and Cobblers Beach have easy access and are the most popular. If you want to get up close and personal with Sydney’s gay nudist scene, then head to Obelisk in Mosmon, for views of 24

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the harbour (amongst other things). In the liberal town of Byron Bay you’ll have the freedom of birthday suits on Belongil Beach. It’s a really nice beach just north of the main stretch of sand. In Port Stephens you have Samurai Beach in Anna Bay for a spot of playful sword fighting. And Adelaide isn’t shy either. Head over to Maslin Beach which is actually Australia’s first legal naturist beach. Just walk south from the main beach for the clothing optional part of the sand. So go wild you naturalists, but, if nothing else, make sure you remember to ‘slip slop slap’! you suggest a day spot outside Q Can of Adelaide that isn’t too expensive? Alison Jones, UK with sweet surf spots and chilled A Rammed out beaches, the Fleurieu Peninsula (which was named by a French explorer, in case you were wondering), is one of the easiest places to escape to from Adelaide. It’s also the area you’ll have to pass if you’re heading to Kangaroo Island (but we suggest you spend more than a day on the island). Start your day by getting rather dizzy on the local McLaren Vale wines – it’s the only place we know where you can do a wine tour while riding a camel. After that, get sweaty climbing up Mt Magnifi cent and don’t forget to strain your eyes for whales passing on the horizon. You can even see a little penguin parade on Granite Island, just off Victor Harbor. Enjoy your day!

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The Mindil Beach markets in Darwin are renowned for their world-class food and peaceful ambiance. However English traveller Sally Worbey had quite a different experience... I have convinced my very worried parents to let me go off backpacking and arrive in Darwin but stick around for longer than I originally planned to, because I don’t want to miss the legendary Mindil beach markets. I hear they’re famous for their Thai, Indonesian and Vietnamese food. I also hear how relaxing they are to watch the sun go down over the beach while listening to live music. Because the locals tell me how good the food is, I skip lunch and save my stomach for the evening. I stroll down to the beach, absolutely starving. After perusing the markets I settle on a nice looking Thai food stall and load up on a large box and a load of the appetizers. I find a nice spot on the beach to enjoy the food and the slow sunset over the beach. After a little while I start feeling these odd stomach pains. But, I just put this down to eating too fast or being

so hungry. However, these continue to carry on so I go and grab myself a bottle of water, have a few sips and then have to make a run for the toilet, trying to avoid throwing up over everyone. As I have my head over the toilet bowl I feel a massive heat wave hit my face. I look into the mirror and my face has started to swell. It then dawns on me: as a child I had a severe nut allergy, but for years I’ve had absolutely no issues with it. I’ve left my damn Epi-Pen back in the hostel. Bad times, indeed. I decide to jump on some poor security guy and end up getting carted off in the ambulance with an oxygen mask on, looking like a right plonker! At the hospital I start to feel a bit better and all of the nurses keep coming in and having a chat to me. Apparently in Australia it’s a well known fact that all Thai and Chinese food contains nuts. Shame none of the locals chose to tell me about that! When I finally get let out at midnight, I have no one to come pick me up because I am travelling alone. The kind lady at reception tells me that

if you pick up the payphone it will go straight through to the taxi office. After a while of unsuccessfully trying this, I hear the door go behind me and turn around to see a man who has blood all over his face. I soon discover he has had his front teeth knocked out. In other words: he the last person a vulnerable single woman traveller should be asking for help from in the middle of the night! He then asks if I’m alright so I ask him if he knows the taxi number and he gives it to me. “Oh well I need one too so we’ll just share it,” he says. Great. While we’re outside waiting for the cab he decides to invite a crazy old woman who is swearing at the hospital into our taxi too. Brilliant. During the drive, the man asks me for my phone number so we can go out on a date. I tell him that I can’t remember my number because it’s a new phone. (Problem solved I thought but oh no!) “Okay,” he says, “I’ll just book into your hostel.” Thinking to myself, what the hell do I do now? I root around in my bag and miraculously find my phone and give him a fake number. When I finally get back safe and sound to my hostel, I rest my head down on my pillow in my locked room and think about my productive day. Miss entire beach markets. Fight death. Almost get mugged/raped. Hmm, shall I tell my parents this story? No – I think not! I’ll just tell TNT Magazine instead.

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White crocs can jump On the outskirts of Darwin witness the amazing jumping crocs. It may not be an Olympic sport (yet) but it did inspire a horror film WORDS XAV JUDD

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To tell the truth, I’m still recovering from mangrove trees with sepia coloured roots that WHAT TO DO: Adelaide the last time I had an encounter with are more of a tangle than the hair of Medusa River Queen Cruises run one creatures in the wild. At dusk, on a stiflingly and delicate china-pretty water lilies, make this hour jumping croc tours four hot evening, I was strolling along at the place decidedly enchanting. But suddenly, a times a day, seven days a week juncture of park and woodland, when I sixth sense I never even knew I had kicks in, and during the dry season. $40pp. heard some rustling in the undergrowth. peering out of our vessel I notice a triangularSee: jumpingcrocodilecruises. Before I even got a chance to peek in that shaped, olive-mud shaded head, which has com.au. Darwin Day Tours direction, a screaming, stark bollock naked got small coin-thick ridges at the back of it run transport to and from teenage couple raced past me, with all the (osteoderms, kind of pieces of bony armour the Adelaide River. See: bits you don’t want to see bobbing about, that sit in the skin). And then, there’s the darwindaytours.com.au bobbing about. Now, rather than getting an WHERE TO STAY: scariest thing of all, the myriad of sandy, dark unwanted eyeful, I’m on the lookout for the A bed in a dorm room at green and ebony coloured spots surrounding glance of a surreptitious eyeball. a diamond aperture, that amount to this apex Melaluca on Mitchell in Darwin Yes, here I am on a jumping crocodile predator’s lifeless eye. Nicknamed salties, the costs from $30/night. See cruise, on Northern Territory’s Adelaide saltwater crocodile in front of us is just as likely momdarwin.com.au River. A scenic 60 kilometres drive from MORE: tourismtopend.com.au to be found in freshwater, and that eponymous the principle city in this state, Darwin, this species of croc is also found in this milieu. murky blue-brown stretch of waterway curls The crocodile hunter northwards from Litchfield National Park to Clarence Strait, as if it were a lazing sidewinder. Earlier, we had had a safety It’s not long before another one of these gangly-toothed, briefing about stuff not to do once we got into our boat opportunistic carnivores (globally, their diet includes bats, – a barge-type thing with an air conditioned wooden deck birds, dingoes, goannas, kangaroos, wild boar, and even surrounded by a few protective bars that reach up to just sharks) sticks its muzzle above the interminable darkness. And above waist level, which did not impede our view. then, there’s another. One would figure, at this moment, the Of course, the monsters of the deep we had come to see late ‘Crocodile Hunter’, Steve Irwin, would get a seismic hardcan’t read, but we were told not to stick any parts of our on. However, our captain begins to droop, as in making our bodies over the side otherwise we would be spelling out ship speed flag until we come to a complete halt. dinner! And going for a little skinny dip was even more out of the question. Well, not unless that hari kari ninja inside of Faking it is advised you wants to get-up-close and personal with the 80,000 or so saltwater crocodiles (Crocodylus porosus) that are said to inhabit this region of the country.

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itself out of the water. Momentarily, it’s as if he’s on stilts, his teeth envelop flesh, and down it goes. Yet, don’t be fooled by a staged kind-of scene that in some ways might make the crocodile appear like it could be in a Disney animation reel; the same chops we witness give this ogre the most powerful jaws of any living entity. So, whereas a great white sharks’ bite pressure is 800 pounds per square inch and a hyenas measures up at 2,000, this efficient killer’s is over 5,000. Nonetheless, ironically, crocs have a weak set of muscles that open their mouths, so even a couple of elastic bands around the snout can keep them closed. It’s no surprise the animals that first appeared 55 million

years ago – ten million years after the dinosaur extinction – are part of Australian mythology. There are Aboriginal paintings of crocodiles done millennia ago, because these cold blooded reptiles were significant in their Dreamtime, a period which we might better understand as the time of Creation. Much more recently, too, these fiends have made a cultural impact. Who can forget the eponymous Dundee films, where a bushwhacker (Paul Hogan) takes the survival skills he learnt capturing these brutes to New York and Los Angeles, often with hilarious results. And, in a sense, even more directly, these rapacious gluttons inspired Greg McLean’s Rogue (2007). Yes, this horror flick is not about the dwarfsized peeping Tom who jumped up and tried to snatch the Queen’s long johns off her washing line; rather, it entails the same sort of cruise I am on up the Adelaide River but things go disturbingly wrong when the passengers are besieged by a colossal crocodile.

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“Another thing that inspired the movie was seeing a news report about a huge saltwater crocodile that was attacking fishing boats in Northern Territory. Blew me away – and I can still remember the feeling of seeing the hunters out there, at night, in tiny tin vessels, chasing this monster they could not see. I held that image and fear inside [me] for many years, and then when I started screen-writing I managed to turn that inspiration into a story which allowed me to take an audience to that terrifying place. And to experience what it would be like to be stalked by a seven meter saltwater crocodile.” In fact, the actual croc that instilled such dread in Mclean was called Sweetheart. I guess, because as with my former partner, one open-mouthed kiss would really more than suck the life out of you. Now stuffed and in the fascinating Museum and Art Gallery of the Northern Territory, the reptile not my ex, its bulk of a frame indicates that these brutes readily grow to over five metres with the largest one ever recorded, being over seven. On this trip, we did not see any over 3.5 metres according to our skipper, yet, each individual was still big and frightening enough to make one believe that it was responsible for the lyrics in Elvis’s (You’re the) Devil in Disguise. Incidentally, I don’t think that crocs are the only spectacular wildlife in and around the Adelaide River: white bellied sea eagles swoop down and skim the water to pluck fish out with their talons; wild boar have the ultimate slumber in piles of mud, and one-tonne buffalo roam about with their black, moist nostrils stuck in the air, with the haughtiness of royalty. ❚

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Once you’ve done enough croc-spotting, one of Darwin’s most popular attractions is the Mindil Beach Markets, which are a regular highlight on the dry season calender. If you’re hungry for everything and nothing at the same time, the place for dinner and a blazing Darwin sunset on Thursdays and Sundays is definitely Mindil Beach Sunset Market, about 2km from the city centre. Warning: half the city seems to flock here with screaming kids and picnic blankets so nab your spot under a palm tree early and take it in turns to wander round. The food stalls will blow your mind. Cuisines span the globe from Malaysian to Brazilian to Thai, to Greek and Portuguese. Bobby’s brazier makes a killing with his flamin’ satay sticks and they’re well worthy of the hype. Save some room and some cents for the crêpes, sit back and enjoy the musicians show you just how much more you can do with a didgeridoo. Buses 4 and 6 go past the market and the shuttle is just $2. See more at mindil.com.au

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I’m being ushered down a gangplank on WHEN TO GO: July to the river meets Rio Yanayacu, a tributary on the darkest of nights, one devoid of stars December tends to guarantee the which our base camp sits. The ride is peaceful and surely impossible for even the most least precipitation and consistent and pacifying after the urban swirl, and my sunshine, which means better tiredness dissipates at the thought of the avid carrot-eater to adjust their eyes to. wilderness that awaits. My apprehension is captured in the gaze of opportunities to spot wildlife. Hopping out on to an elevated gangway CURRENCY: $1 = PEN2.7 a torch-bearing boatman, who steadies my with stilts, I learn our rustic lodgings are stare as I clamber on to his 25-seater craft (Peruvian Nuevo Sol). perched immediately over a piranha-infested in Leticia, Colombia’s most southerly city. ACCOMMODATION: In the A frontier settlement of sorts, Leticia sits jungle, Albergue Tacana Comunidad swamp. Sleep walking or taking a nighttime dip, therefore, is not advisable. Neither is on the border of Peru and Brazil to create Multietnica de Tacana is a tranquil a preoccupation with technology; there’s South America’s Amazonian triangle. The guesthouse with rooms from not a wifi connection or phone signal to be area is known as ‘the lungs of the earth’, $10pn, including breakfast. found, just hammocks, books, games and the thanks to its being responsible for 20 per alberguetacana.com ever-present rustlings of life in the jungle. cent of the world’s total oxygen supply. In Leticia, No-frills hostel Casa Del The Amazon does trickle into Colombia, Kurupira offers free wifi and decent- It’s strangely comforting, as confirmed by Jorge, who declares: “If the jungle is silent, be but I want to explore its upper tributaries so sized dorm rooms. From $7.50 a cautious. It means an anaconda is nearby.” I can delve deeper into the world’s most night. maplandia.com After we’re greeted by local Peruvian species-rich tropical rainforest. Hence the SEE: visitperu.com/loreto.htm tour company Maniti Expeditions’ beaming, boat trip – a necessary evil that’s taking me personable hosts, we head off to a small 10 hours southwards, towards the murky estuary in a rowing boat in search of caimans (a sort of waters of Iquitos in Peru, the largest jungle-locked city in South American alligator) and one of the world’s largest the world. I try and focus my excitement on Iquitos – the freshwater fish, the paiche. At more than five feet long and destination, not the journey – as our snug, petroleum-scented vessel speeds down river. As the first streaks of a russet dawn stain the sky, I spot small communities congregating on the roofs of their rain-soaked abodes. It’s the worst Peruvian Cruise down the river with the caimans flooding in 22 years and I am in deep. Into the wild Some cities I instantly fall in love with for their high-octane, 24-hour madness. New York, Bangkok, Cartagena and Buenos Aires are up there with the best of them. Iquitos, sadly, is not. It’s got all the mayhem – thick blankets of smog roll into every corner of town, while spluttering Latino-style tuk-tuks thunder past at frightening speeds all night long – but no soul. Like an overdose of Marmite, I just can’t stomach it. Fortunately, I’m not here to loiter. I gratefully disembark and meet my guide, Jorge, a native of the Yanamono region of Peru. We slip out of the smogfest without looking back, and head 70km south to where

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sporting devil-red scales, these bad boys look as if they would gobble you up the second you slip overboard. But they’re actually timid creatures that simply have a good appetite. “It’s the piranhas you need to look out for,” grins Jorge. At first glance, these small black fish, the Amazon’s best-known scavenger, don’t look like they’d put up much of a fight. On cue, Jorge wiggles his bamboo fishing rod and a piece of bait in the dark waters around us. A frenzy of scales and flashes of razor-sharp teeth erupt in the shallows. “If you’ve bloody cuts or it’s your ‘lady time’,” says Jorge a little awkwardly, “don’t fall in or put any body parts

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in the water”. Got it. Despite the warnings, we linger in this section of black water, primarily because piranhas have a reputation for tasting damn delicious. We sling old-school wooden rods over the boat side, using raw chicken as bait; the dark waters explode once more. Lightning-fast scales divebomb the hooks and I lift the rod from the water, unfortunately sans lunch. These buggers are smart. I repeat the process, hooking more raw flesh on to my rod and plunging it deeper. I’m about to give up when a sharp pull on the rod hints of success. I yank 36

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hard and a six-inch whiskered catfish comes flying out of the water, almost slapping Jorge clean in the face. It’s not razortoothed or particularly terrifying, but it’s an edible start to my fishing career. A tribal exchange After devouring our freshly barbecued catch back at base camp, we depart to visit a local indigenous tribe. The boat weaves silently between six-foot reeds and tall spiraling trees dangling vines – which I’m tempted to swing on – while others drip with bulbous red fruits pock-marked by peckish scarlet macaws. Everything is comically surreal in its hypercolour, as though I’ve stepped into a Disney movie. Thirty minutes and not a single tourist later, we’re hiking through undergrowth and sliding along muddy paths laced with intricate spider webs. I’m not in any rush to see anything eight-legged. As if reading my mind, Jorge is quick to point out that “when you’re this deep into the jungle, there’s always an element of surprise”. Comforting words. I’m just happy I can still hear frogs belching in the undergrowth; the noise a reassurance that an anaconda isn’t close by. Five minutes and one near quick-mud fatality later, we spy a sleepy arachnoid shuffling up a tree trunk. Anyone who says furry animals are cute clearly hasn’t done a stint in the Amazon. Continuing up a trail that’s now a virtual mud flow from recent precipitation, we’re led into a clearing where 18 indigenous locals and a tribal elder are gathered. Makeshift wooden shelters built into a concentric circle frame the space. The elder says nothing, but nods simply at us before smudging red splodges of pigment – squeezed from the local sumac berry – on to cheeks, foreheads and chins. “This means

you’re welcome, and signals to other tribes you’re friends of the Yaguas,” Jorge informs us. We proceed into the clearing and watch as the tribe initiates a fertility dance, which we’re soon dragged into, boy-girl-boy-girl, conga-style. Chanting ensues. The elder then lets out what can best be described as a war cry. He makes a beeline for me, points to my retro Casio watch and smiles suggestively. “Do you want to make an exchange?” Jorge interprets. The elder has already begun gesturing between his magnificent corona (crown) of red and blue macaw feathers and my well-worn eBay bargain. I have no clue what the time is anymore.

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Animal encounters I sleep deep, waking once to check for tarantulas under my bed, then again to a sinister splash in the water beneath my cabin. Sometimes, in the Amazon, it’s best not to probe too far. We breakfast early on eggs and coffee, and enjoy the tranquil, ethereal light afforded by a morning storm, before leaving for a waterlogged Monkey Island. Home to 15 species of indigenous monkey, the island is a mustvisit in this region. Fifty minutes later and we’re re-enacting Noah and the Ark; large Amazonian howler monkeys, spider monkeys and a particularly pretty squirrel monkey fly into our boat from the branches above. They land without apology on our heads and shoulders and attack the bags of bananas we’ve brought. With 12 monkeys in the boat, plus a giant green, orangewinged Amazon parrot and three scarlet macaws, we feel like we’ve reached capacity. Then a longboat appears through the reeds beside us – it’s a local, his son and their catch of the day: a two-metre anaconda with a body wider than a rugby player’s thighs. The native offers it up to hold and I succumb, my eyes agog. The snake coils itself around my neck; I’m both terrified and awed. The beast is removed and a prehistoric mata mata turtle with Batman-esque armour popped in my lap. Its dart-shaped head disappears into its shell and I can’t blame it – what with squawking parrots, gargantuan snakes and an army of monkeys, the scene is a bit much for me too. Buzzing from our run-in with some of Amazonia’s finest specimens, we take a different route back through the river’s shimmering waterways. A pink freshwater dolphin appears beside the boat, extending its nose amicably like a human tipping their hat to say hello. We’d been warned that spotting pink dolphins when the water’s this high can be tricky, but it seems luck is on our side.

The rare pink dolphin

A giant anteater

A final toast Jorge suggests we celebrate with a trip to the local ‘off licence’, a hut 30 minutes north that’s home to a local distiller of potent Amazonian sugar rum. Despite the fact it’s barely 11am, there’s a collective nodding of heads. We trek over muddy hills until we reach the hut and procure three bottles of 45 per cent proof liquor that’s less than a week old. It costs around $1.50. Our toast happens later that afternoon, all glasses facing towards the river. To the Amazon – a place of magic and madness. It’s the lungs of the earth, and I feel lucky to have seen it breathe. ❚

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DAY 1: Renowned for amazing beaches and breathtaking waterfront views, Newcastle combines an eclectic mix of 200year-old heritage buildings and contemporary quirky culture. Widely known as 'steel city' for its industrial roots, Newcastle is a must-stop destination on your way up the east coast or a great weekend getaway from Sydney. Newcastle combines scenic views and a thriving Australian atmosphere into one great city. 7:00: You’re going to need a big breakfast for a busy day ahead – the locals swear by Estabar for great coffee and an amazing breakfast menu. Overlooking the spectacular beach, the restaurant serves affordable modern Australian cuisine. You may also want to buy a sandwich to eat for lunch while you’re here – it’s going to be a long day. 8:00: Get your walking shoes on and your camera ready for the great coastal Bathers Way walk. Take your time as you meander across sandy slopes from Nobbys Beach in the north to Merewether in the south. Bathers Way features rugged cliffs and reefs, rock pools, huge saltwater ocean baths, heritage sites and parklands, not to mention amazing surfing opportunities along the way. 11:00: Once you’ve completed the three hour Bathers Way walk, lay down a towel and set up a beach umbrella at Newcastle Beach because you’re not going anywhere for a while. Go for a dip or attempt to catch the waves. This beach is home to the international ‘Surfest’ surfing competition." 17:00: You’ve probably already devoured that sandwich you

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South Wales. From traditional indigenous bark artworks to contemporary Australian art, the NAG and a host of private galleries in the area will be happy to show you around. Also, between 27 - 30 September, Newcastle plays host to the This is Not Art (TiNA) Festival (thisisnotart.org) showcasing experimental and emerging Australian art. 14:30: A quick drive up north to the Hunter Wetlands Centre (wetlands.org.au) will offer you to an interesting way to see the local natural environment. If you’re up for the ride, you could be zooming around the wetlands track on your very own segway. You’ll see local flora and fauna as well as have the opportunity for self-guided walks and guided eco-tours, canoeing, picnics and barbecues. 19:00: For a huge selection of cuisine, head to the Honeysuckle area and prepare your taste buds for an explosion of flavour. Boasting Italian, Thai, sushi and more, you’ll be spoiled for choice in this mecca of harbourside culture. We love Isobar (isobar.net.au) which has a huge range of food, from pizza and pasta to Spanish tapas. 21:00: Move the party over to Fannys (fannys.com.au) a contemporary nightclub on Wharf Street. Despite the unsavory name, make sure you dress smart. Drinks are cheap and attract a young crowd, so dive headfirst into the action and dance the night away at this venue by the harbour. 00:00: Finish the night in a traditional manner, with a hotdog or a pie with peas at the famous Harry's Cafe de Wheels (harryscafedewheels.com.au.

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Are you proud of your scraggly locks? Then Billy Ray Cyrus wants to hear from you. The country singer has launched a bizarre competition to find the world’s worst mullet haircut. Cyrus, father of Miley Cyrus – who is now engaged to Aussie Liam Hemsworth – shot to fame in 1992 with his hit single Achy Breaky Heart, but has become more known for his hairstyle. He’s told his Twitter fans that in celebration of the 20th anniversary of his career, he their pics of mullets for a chance to win flights to Chicago.

ORAL SEX MAKES WOMEN HAPPIER UNITED STATES

Women who swallow during oral sex with men are happier and more intelligent, according to a US study. Scientists at the State University of New York have proved that semen contains a wide range of sleep-improving, moodrising and affection-increasing chemicals. The study, quizzing 293 females about their sex lives, also claimed regular unprotected sex helped women getting higher scores on cognitive tests. How happy women are catching STDs or getting involuntarily pregnant from non-protected sex wasn’t shown in this study. American sex columnist Michael Castleman commented the result on Psychology Today: “I’m not advocating that reproductive-age people shun condoms to

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The great weigh in: every species at London Zoo was measured and weighed in an attempt to monitor the breeds. Meerkats, penguins, giraffes and this giant tortoise were among the animals taking to the scales to make sure they were all healthy. Awww

elevate women’s mood at the risk of unplanned pregnancy. But this effect might come in handy for women over age 50, who are experiencing menopausal blues.”

UGLIES NEED NOT APPLY AUSTRALIA

Aussie clothing company General Pants has been accused of ‘lookism’ – hiring only beautiful sales staff. Much like US firm Abercrombie & Fitch, it seems General Pants has a ‘no uglies’ policy. The company was not available to

comment, but could be sued for discrimination if it was established it did hold that policy. Victoria is the only jurisdiction outside of the US where employees can sue their bosses for discrimination based on appearance. Since the law was introduced in 1995, there have been 1800 lookism inquiries ... by ugly people like him on the left, maybe?

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Amount, in pounds, visitors to Edinburgh Zoo are charged to meet and feed pandas. Well, they are adorable

Miles a man drove in a minivan around Southern California before finding a terrified kitten hiding in the engine

Melbourne: a star is born

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Scientists from the University of Melbourne have found an alternative theory to the Big Bang – the theory of how the universe star formed. The physicists suggest instead of thinking about a singularity of matter exploding, we should visualise the start of the universe as water freezing into ice. “Think of the early universe as being like a liquid,” lead researcher James Quach said. “Then as the universe cools, it crystallises into the three-spatial and one-time dimension we see today. “Theorised this way, as the universe cools, we would expect that cracks should form, similar to the way cracks are formed when water freezes into ice.” Well, that’s crystal clear then. A crystal buried under 10 feet of mud.

FRANCE TOPS RUDE AIRPORT LIST

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It comes as no surprise, but Paris’s Charles De Daulle has topped the list of the rudest airports in Europe. It seems France is missing the friendly gene, with its transport board launching a campaign to end the rudeness. The survey by travel booking website Skyscanner placed Heathrow airport second, blaming rudeness partly on the recent Olympic rush. “Customers travelling in and out of

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Heathrow faced quite a few problems during the Olympics with ex-employees being drafted in, many of whom had only completed basic training,” a Skyscanner spokesman said. Meanwhile the friendliest airport in Europe was Copenhagen, followed by Amsterdam and Stockholm. Across all airports, check-in staff were rated at the bottom of the list.

DON’T LET THE BEDBUGS BITE... UNITED STATES

Two women have filed a lawsuit against Marriott Hotels for $243k, claiming to have been bitten by bed bugs. Arizona Pamela April and Char’o Safford said a “significant” bed bug infestation attacked them and their children in a Hickory Ridge Marriott hotel room in August 2011. April says she woke to find dried blood on her pillowcase, as well as bumps and bites all over her son’s body. The hotel has now closed.

Per cent increase in enquiries into travelling to Vegas after Prince Harry’s naked antics. Maybe he’s getting a cut

Cost, in pounds, a mum of two was forced to pay by Ryanair after forgetting to print boarding passes before checking in. Ouch

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QUOTE OF THE WEEK Money y Actor Larry Hagman, who plays JR Ewing in Dallas, when asked what motivated the return of the former TV hit sereis. At least he’s honest

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Politicians and Assange fans need to know: rape is rape Assange has unlocked many things but ‘legitimate rape’ is the worst

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The Australian X Factor are recruiting boy band One Direction to help find an Aussie version of the band faster than anyone can say “cashing in”? “This year’s X Factor is certainly different,” host Luke Jacobz said, but is different always better? Simon Cowell thinks the world needs another floppy haired, smooth baby faced bunch of singers (with Aussie accents). I don’t think there’s enough space for another boy band in the music charts, and luckily, many others took to Twitter to

By different you “mean carbon copy ” express similar opinions: “I am getting so sick of the X Factor saying that they need to find an Australia one direction... no one cares!!!” And by different, what you really mean is you’re doing a carbon copy of the UK version, Australia? Good luck Simon, let’s see if he still has the X Factor and is able to continue to top the ratings!

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We know Julian Assange as the man who revealed the biggest secrets of the US Government, but now it’s all about him avoiding extradition to Sweden on account of the multiple rape charges he faces – a topic which has divided opinion. Assange’s supporters believe his persecution by Interpol has nothing to do with rape charges, but are in fact politically motivated. In effect he argues that Sweden would extradite him to the US. While it cannot be denied that any other man in this situation probably wouldn’t have prompted international headlines it’s safe to say that Assange’s status can expect no less. After all, he’s the man who released America’s diplomatic cables. I am aware that the British government used excessive means to get Assange: threatening to suspend the Ecuadorian embassy’s diplomatic status, entering it by force, having swarms of police surround the building. Where is the evidence which shows that this was the UK’s way of extraditing him so he can face trial in the US? There is none. However, the accusations regarding political motivation have effectively overcast the seriousness of the sexual harassment allegations Assange should be made to face. Think about it, does it not seem a bit ridiculous to propose some kind of global conspiracy? Assange accuses the US of a “witch hunt” but fails to mention the allegations he faces. Public figures are becoming obsessed with conspiracy theories instead of sending the message which says non-consensual sex is wrong. Take Respect MP, George Galloway, who claimed that Assange was only guilty of “really bad manners”, demeaning the allegations to nothing more than “bad sexual etiquette”. And he’s not the first politician accused of undermining sexual harassment allegations. US Republican Todd Akin claimed that in cases of “legitimate rape” females can prevent pregnancy by having their body shut down. I don’t think I’ve heard something so ridiculous, especially from someone running for such a high profile position.

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BIG DEAL, PLAYERS WANT THEIR CUT RUGBY LEAGUE

A new five-year broadcast deal, worth more than $1.025bn, is being hailed as the greatest ever done by NRL. Nine Network and Fox Sports have retained the TV rights to NRL games, with Nine keeping all representative games and three free-to-air NRL matches each weekend. Fox Sports will continue with five games, including Monday night football. The AU$1.025bn deal is worth $925m in cash, with the balance to be made up in advertising. Under the deal superstars such as Greg Inglis (above) could earn more than $988k a season. Now though, NRL bosses face another tortuous round of talks with players and clubs over how the spoils should be shared. “I don’t know too much about figures and how that’s going to get divided up, but as players, we just want to get a fair share,” Wests Tigers skipper Robbie Farah said.

HENRY BACK AT THE BLUES RUGBY UNION

World Cup-winning coach Graham Henry just can’t stay away from the game. After a short stint as technical director for Argentina, he’s back as an adviser for the Blues. Henry forms a powerful team with head coach John Kirwan and All Blacks skills coach Mike Byrne. Their task will be to revitalise the franchise after it suffered a season to forget in this year’s Super 15, finishing in 12th place. “This does several things,” Henry said. ”It brings me home; it cuts down the travel; and it fulfils the disease I’ve got to still be involved in coaching. This is where I grew up. The Blues are my franchise.”

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It’s a long way down: Japan’s Manami Mitsuboshi goes big in the FIS Freestyle Ski Halfpipe World Cup at Cardrona, New Zealand. Athletes from 24 nations competed, with the US’s Torin Yater-Wallace and Devin Logan taking the big prizes in perfect conditions

MCGUIRE DEFENDS BOLT’S AMBITIONS CRICKET

Melbourne Stars president Eddie McGuire has hit back at naysayers who criticise Usain Bolt’s cricket dream. McGuire said the Stars were having ongoing talks with the sprinter about his potential involvement in this summer’s Big Bash League. Meanwhile, some cricket followers have questioned Bolt’s ability. “If he comes out to Melbourne, has a bit of fun and is involved in our team, that’s great,” McGuire said. “Usain Bolt has provided as much marketing impetus to the Big Bash League probably only behind Shane Warne. “It won’t be the worst thing that will ever happen to Australian cricket.”

BIG WEEK FOR ... After competing at the Olympics, Oscar Pistorius is the highest-profile of the Paralympians and, as such, big things are expected of him. He’ll carry South Africa’s flag at the opening ceremony, before preparing for the first of his qualifying races in the T44 100m, his showpiece event. This will be the largest Paralympics ever and Pistorius is the star of the show. Will the all pressure be too much? Unlikely, as the 25-yearold is an extremely determined individual with something to prove. As he said recently: “I’ve got two disabilities and hundreds of abilities.”

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QUOTES OF THE WEEK Gav G av has had three or fo ffou four years of fannying around and not being by serious about his rugby London Welsh coach Lyn Jones pulls no punches when describing Gavin Henson’s recent playing history. Probably spot on

Cowdrey: focused

PREVIEW Cowdrey swims for greatness PARALYMPICS Swimmer Matthew Cowdrey is on mission to become Australia’s most decorated Paralympian in London. The eight-time champion is set to contest up to eight events in his quest to leapfrog compatriot Tim Sullivan, who won 10 gold medals in athletics. Cowdrey will also attempt to achieve the rare feat of winning the same event at a third straight Games. He won both the 100m freestyle and 200m medley titles in Athens and Beijing. Watching superstar Michael Phelps defend two of his four

individual Olympic titles in London only reinforced to Cowdrey the difficulty of staying on top in the pool. “You have to be lucky to hit your peak on the first one and then still be on top of your game for your second one and then hold on for your third one,” he said. Cowdrey is part of a 161-strong Aussie team, which will have plenty of support. A record 2.2 million tickets for the Games have been snapped up, with organisers expecting that to rise to 2.5 million. ABC, THIS THURSDAY

THE CHAT | Who will coach the Warriors?

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The New Zealand Warriors look to be in all Q sorts of trouble. What the hell has happened? Warriors, who finished second in the NRL in 2011, A The have been woeful in 2012. They’ve blown 18-0 leads more than once and lack structure and vision at crucial junctures. Coach Brian McClennan has been fired and the hunt for a new leader begins. Perhaps Melbourne’s Craig Bellamy (right) will be approached as the club’s owners vow to do ‘whatever it takes’ to create the best sporting franchise in Australasia. Bellamy knows how to get journeymen motivated, how to harness the natural talent that the champion Warriors juniors have in spades and, crucially, how to win titles. He’d be expensive, but create the culture of excellence the Warriors so sorely lack.

The sight of an ageing The lady chewing gum with bright red lippy on is not acceptable We can always rely on Joey Barton to tackle the big issues via Twitter.

An e A executive made a com o comment like: ‘It’s all getting messy’ ... this somehow translated into: ‘Get Messi’. An offer was made for £30m. It was rejected Former Man City CEO Gary Cook reveals how the club accidentally bid for Lionel Messi in 2008. True story, apparently

TV HIGHLIGHTS CRICKET England v South Africa England will be out for revenge Tues, 9.30pm. Fox Sports

FORMULA ONE Belgian Grand Prix C’mon Aussie Mark Webber Sat, 9.10pm. Fox Sports

FOOTBALL Liverpool v Arsenal Can the Gooners challenge without RVP? Sun, 10.30pm. Fox Footy

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BRISBANE DO Australia Zoo Glasshouse Mountains, Tourist Drive, Beerwah. 07 5436 2000, australiazoo.com.au Gallery of Modern Art 07 3840 7303, qag.qld.gov.au

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GREAT OCEAN RD Anglesea Backpackers 40 Noble St, Anglesea. 03 5263 2664, angleseabackpackers.com.au Eco Beach YHA 5 Pascoe St.

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DARWIN DO Crocosaurus Cove Crocodile park and cage of death. 58 Mitchell St. 08 8981 7522, crocosauruscove.com Deckchair Cinema Jervois Rd, Darwin Waterfront. 08 8981 0700, deckchaircinema.com.au

ALICE DO Alice Springs Desert Park Larapinta Drive. 08 8951 8788, alicespringsdesertpark.com.au

Airborne Solutions Scenic helicopter flights. 08 8972 2345 airbornesolutions.com.au

Frogshollow Backpackers 27 Lindsay St. 1800 068 686, frogs-hollow.com.au

Melaleuca on Mitchell 52 Mitchell St. 1300 723 437, momdarwin.com

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Alice Springs Reptile Centre Meet and hold lizards. 9 Stuart Terrace. 08 8952 8900, reptilecentre.com.au

Nitmiluk Tours Gorge cruises and kayak hire. 1300 146 743 nitmiluktours.com.au

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Oz Jet Boating Stokes Hill Wharf. 1300 135 595, ozjetboating.com.au Spectacular Jumping Crocodile Cruise Adelaide River. 08 8978 9077, jumpingcrocodile.com.au Wave Lagoon Waterfront Precinct. waterfront.nt.gov.au

TENNANT CREEK Tourist Rest Leichardt St. 08 8962 2719, touristrest.com.au

ALICE SPRINGS Alice Springs YHA Cnr Parsons St & Leichhardt Tce. 08 8952 8855, yha.com.au

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Outback Ballooning Hot air balloon rides. 1800 809 790, outbackballooning.com.au Royal Flying Doctor Service Base Museum and operations room. Stuart Terrace. 08 8952 1129, flyingdoctor.net

Alice Lodge 4 Mueller St. 08 8953 1975, alicelodge.com.au

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KAYAKING KATHERINE GORGE Sure, you can empty your wallet for a scenic helicopter flight, or you can join the masses of grey nomads on a boat cruise (especially when the Ghan train is in town), but the best way to really get a croc’s eye feel for the spectacular gorges of Nitmiluk National Park is to jump in a kayak and go for a paddle. It’s also the cheapest way to see them. Double score! Just be careful where you swim.

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Narrara Backpackers 88 Goulburn St. 03 6234 8801, narrarabackpackers.com

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CRADLE DO Devils at Cradle Tassie devil sanctuary. 3950 Cradle Mountain Rd. 03 6492 1491. devilsatcradle.com Overland Track Six-day walk parks.tas.gov.au

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BICHENO Bicheno Backpackers 11 Morrison St. 03 6375 1651, bichenobackpackers.com Bicheno Penguin Tours 03 6375 1333, bichenopenguintours.com.au

CRADLE MTN Discovery Holiday Parks Cradle Mountain Rd. 1800 068 574, discoveryholidayparks.com.au

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ADELAIDE STAY

DON’T MISS

Adelaide Backpackers Inn 112 Carrington St. 1800 24 77 25, adpi.com.au

Riba’s Underground 1811 William Creek Rd. 08 8672 5614, camp-underground.com.au

Adelaide Central YHA 135 Waymouth St. 08 8414 3010, yha.com.au

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Adelaide Travellers Inn 220 Hutt St. 08 8224 0753, adelaidebackpackers.com.au Annie’s Place 239 Franklin St. 1800 818 011, anniesplace.com.au Backpack Oz 144 Wakefield St. 1800 633 307, backpackoz.com.au Blue Galah Backpackers Lvl 1, 52-62, King William St. 08) 8231 9295, bluegalah.com.au Glenelg Beach Hostel 5-7 Moseley St. Glenelg. 1800 359 181, glenelgbeachhostel.com.au Hostel 109 109 Carrington St. 1800 099 318, hostel109.com My Place 257 Waymouth St. 1800 221 529, adelaidehostel.com.au Shakespeare Hostel 123 Waymouth St. 1800 556 889, shakeys.com.au

ADELAIDE DO Adelaide Oval Home to the Donald Bradman collection. War Memorial Drive. 08 8300 3800 cricketsa.com.au

1 Oliver St. 1800 633 891, radekadownunder.com.au

EVERMORE The Gov, 14 Sept. $29.40 The band reunite after a three year hiatus to showcase their new album which is set to drop on October 12.

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Adelaide Zoo Frome Rd. 08 8267 3255, zoossa.com.au Haigh’s Chocolates Factory tours. 153 Greenhill Rd, Parkside 1800 819 757, haighschocolates.com.au Temptation Sailing Dolphin swimming, Glenelg. 04 1281 1838 dolphinboat.com.au

BAROSSA VAL Barossa Backpackers 9 Basedow Road Tanunda. 08 8563 0198, barossabackpackers.com.au

COOBER PEDY Opal Cave Coober Pedy Hutchinson St. 08 8672 5028, opalcavecooberpedy.com.au Radeka Down Under

Port Elliot Beach House YHA 13 The Strand, Port Elliot. 08 8554 2785 yha.com.au

EYRE PENINSULA Coodlie Park Farmstay Flinders Highway, Port Kenny. 08 8687 0411 coodliepark.com

Kangaroo Island YHA 33 Middle Terrace, Penneshaw. 08 8553 1344 yha.com.au

Baird Bay Ocean Eco Experience Sea lion and dolphin swims. 08 8626 5017 bairdbay.com

Vivonne Bay Lodge 66 Knofel Drive, Vivonne Bay 13 13 01 seaink.com.au

Calypso Star Charters Great white shark cage diving. 08 8682 3939, sharkcagediving.com.au

RIVERLAND Berri Backpackers Sturt Highway, Berri. 08 8582 3144, berribackpackers.com.au Harvest Trail Lodge Loxton. 08 8584 5646, harvesttrail.com.au Nomads on Murray Sturt Highway, Kingston on Murray. 1800 665 166, nomadsworld.com Riverland Backpackers Labour Hire Services 08 8583 0211

FLEURIEU PENIN

Nullarbor Traveller Tours across to Perth. 1800 816 858 the-traveller.com.au Port Lincoln Tourist Park 11 Hindmarsh St. 08 8621 4444, portlincolntouristpark.com.au Rodney Fox Shark Expeditions Great white shark cage diving. 08 8363 1788 rodneyfox.com.au

FLINDERS RANGES Angorichina Tourist Village 08 8648 4842, angorichinavillage.com.au Wilpena Pound Resort Wilpena Rd. 08 8648 0004, wilpenapound.com.au

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Smug European travellers often complain that there’s nothing old in Australia. Well, these mountains have been around for about 540 million years, which it’s fair to say is quite a while. Characterised by their glowing red peaks, the ranges stretch for over 430km. Their undisputed posterboy is the dramatic natural basin of Wilpena Pound (pictured), without a doubt one of South Australia’s highlights. Enjoy some spectacular views while hiking, hot air ballooning, tearing around in a 4WD or simply chilling out on the Pichi Richi scenic railway. Buses and tours leave from Port Augusta, north of Adelaide.

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DON’T MISS

One World Backpackers 162 Aberdeen St, Northbridge. 1800 188 100, oneworldbackpackers.com.au Perth City YHA 300 Wellington St. 08 9287 3333, yha.com.au The Old Swan Barracks 6 Francis St. 08 9428 0000, theoldswanbarracks.com Underground Backpackers 268 Newcastle St, Northbridge. 08 9228 3755, undergroundbackpackers.com.au

WINTER WONDERLAND Forrest Centre Reception Centre 30 Sep. 6:30pm. $90. Fairy floss, snow cones and human snow globes will capture memories, while Ruby Rose and other DJs help raise money for charity.

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PERTH STAY Billabong Backpackers Resort 381 Beaufort St. 08 9328 7720, billabongresort.com.au Britannia on William 253 William St, Northbridge. 08 9227 6000, perthbrittania.com

Emperor’s Crown 85 Stirling St, Northbridge. 1800 991 553, emperorscrown.com.au Globe Backpackers & City Oasis Resort 561 Wellington St. 08 9321 4080, globebackpackers.com.au Ocean Beach Backpackers 1 Eric St, Cottlesloe. 08 9384 5111,

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The Witch’s Hat 148 Palmerston St. 08 9228 4228, witchshat.com

PERTH DO Aquarium of Western Australia 91 Southside Drive, Hillarys. 08 9447 7500, aqwa.com.au Kings Park & Botanic Garden bgpa.wa.gov.au Perth Mint 310 Hay St. 08 9421 7223, perthmint.com.au Perth Zoo 20 Labouchere Road, South Perth. 08 9474 3551, perthzoo.wa.gov.au

PERTH MUSIC Amplifier amplifiercapitol.com.au Astor liveattheastor.com.au Mojo’s Bar mojosbar.com.au The Bakery nowbaking.com.au The Rosemount Hotel rosemounthotel.com.au

FREO STAY Backpackers Inn Freo 11 Pakenham St. 08 9431 7065, backpackersinnfreo.com.au Old Firestation Backpackers 18 Phillimore St. 08 9430 5454, fremantleprison.com.au Sundancer Backpackers Resort 80 High St. 08 9336 6080, sundancerbackpackers.com.au

FREO DO Fremantle Markets 08 9335 2515, fremantlemarkets.com.au Fremantle Prison 1 The Terrace. 08 9336 9200, backpackersinnfreo.com.au

ROTTNEST ISL

@tnt_downunder Rottnest Island YHA Kingstown Barracks. 08 9372 9780, yha.com.au Rottnest Express 1300 Go Rotto rottnestexpress.com.au

MARGARET RIV Margaret River Lodge YHA 220 Railway Tce. 08 9757 9532, yha.com.au Surfpoint 12 Riedle Drive Prevally 08 9757 1777 surfpoint.com.au

ALBANY Albany Bayview Backpackers YHA 49 Duke St 08 9842 3388, yha.com.au Cruize-Inn 122 Middleton Rd. 08 9842 9599, cruizeinn.com

MONKEY MIA Monkey Mia Dolphin Resort 1800 653 611, monkeymia.com.au

NINGALOO REEF Blue Reef Backpackers 3 Truscott Crescent, Exmouth 1800 621 101, aspenparks.com.au

WALISTINGS MUST-VISIT

FREMANTLE The hub of Western Australia’s arts and culture, the city of Fremantle is only a short 20km south of Perth. Established in 1829, Fremantle was the port to the Swan River Colony and for a long time was the major city in WA. Its strong heritage can be seen in its colonial architecture, with the city’s picturesque streets adding to its charm. With a strong focus on arts and music, Fremantle plays host to festivals all year round. From the Fremantle Street Art festival to the Hidden Treasure- Fremantle Winter Music Series festival, there is always something happening to keep the locals and tourists busy.

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NZLISTINGS BUS TOURS Kiwi Experience +64 9366 9830 kiwiexperience.com Magic Travellers Network +64 9358 5600, magicbus.co.nz Nakedbus.com 0900 62533, nakedbus.com NZ Travelpass 0800 339 966, travelpass.co.nz

Rent-A-Dent 0800 736 823, rentadent.co.nz Rental Car Village +64 9376 9935, hire-vehicles.co.nz Spaceships 1300 139 091, spaceships.tv Standby Cars 1300 789 059, standbycars.com.au Wicked Campers 1800 246 869, wickedcampers.com

Stray +64 9309 8772, straytravel.com

RENTAL FIRMS Ace Rental Cars 1800 140 026, acerentalcars.com.nz Backpacker Campervan & Car Rentals +800 200 80 801, backpackercampervans.com Bargain Rental Cars 0800 001 122, bargainrentals.com.nz

Airport Skyway Lodge Backpackers (BBH) 30 Kirkbride Road, Mangere. +64 9275 4443, skywaylodge.co.nz Auckland International Backpackers (BBH) 2 Churton St, Parnell. +64358 4584,

Darn Cheap Rentals 0800 447 363, exploremore.co.nz

Base Auckland 229 Queen St. 0800 227 369, stayatbase.com

Econo Campers +64 9275 9919, econocampers.co.nz

Bamber House (BBH) 22 View Rd, Mt Eden. +64 9623 4267, hostelbackpacker.com

Escape Rentals 1800 456 272, escaperentals.co.nz Explore More 1800 800 327, dcrentals.com.nz Jucy Rentals 0800 399 736, jucy.com.nz

AUCKLAND

Nomads Capital 118 Wakefield St. 0508 666 237, nomadscapital.com

Base Discovery Lodge St. +64 Queenstown 49 Shotover St. +64 3441 1185, stayatbase.com

Nomads Auckland 16-20 Fort St. +64 9300 9999, nomadshostels.com

Rosemere Backpackers (BBH) 6 McDonald Cres. +64 4384 3041, backpackerswellington.co.nz

Bungi Backpackers (VIP, BBH) 15 Sydney St. 0800 728 286, bungibackpackers.co.nz

Oaklands Lodge (BBH) St. +64 5A Oaklands Rd, Mt Eden. +64 9638 6545, oaklands.co.nz

Rowena’s Backpackers (VIP) 115 Brougham St. 0800 80 1414

Cardrona Alpine Resort Between Queenstown and Wanaka. +64 3443 7341, cardrona.com

Queen Street Backpackers (VIP) 4 Fort St. +64 9373 3471, enquiries@qsb.co.nz Surf ‘n’ Snow Backpackers 102 Albert St. +64 9363 8889, surfandsnow.co.nz YHA Auckland City Cnr City Rd & Liverpool St. +64 9309 2802, yha.co.nz YHA Auckland International 5 Turner St. +64 9302 8200, yha.co.nz

WELLINGTON Base Wellington 21-23 Cambridge Tce. +64 4801 5666 stayatbase.com

Central City Backpackers 26 Lorne St. +64 9358 5685, backpacker.net.nz

Downtown Wellington Backpackers (BBH) 1 Bunny St. +64 4473 8482 db@downtownbackpackers.co.nz

City Garden Lodge 25 St Georges Bay Rd, Parnell. +64 9302 0880

Lodge in the City (VIP) 152 Taranaki St. +64 4385 8560 lodgeinthecity.co.nz

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YHA Wellington City 292 Wakefield St. +64 4801 7280

CHRISTCHURCH

Flaming Kiwi Backpackers (BBH) 39 Robins Rd. +64 3442 5494, flamingkiwi@xtra.co.nz

Chester Street Backpackers (BBH) 148 Chester St East. +64 3377 1897, chesterst.co.nz

Hippo Lodge (BBH) 4 Anderson Hts. +64 3442 5785, hippolodge.co.nz

Foley Towers (BBH) 208 Kilmore St. +64 3366 9720, backpack.co.nz/foley

Nomads Queenstown 5-11 Church St. +64 3441 3922, nomadshostels.com

Jailhouse Accommodation (BBH) 338 Lincoln Rd. 0800 524 546, stay@kiwibasecamp.com

Peterpans Adventure Travel 27 Shotover St Queenstown. peterpans.com.au

The Old Countryhouse (BBH) 437 Gloucester St. +64 3381 5504, oldcountryhousenz.com

Pinewood Lodge (VIP) 48 Hamilton Rd. 0800 7463 9663, rgrieg@xtra.co.nz

Tranquil Lodge (BBH) 440 Manchester St. +64 3366 6500, tranquil-lodge.co.nz

Southern Laughter (BBH, VIP) 4 Isle St. 0800 728 448, southernlaughter.co.nz

Rucksacker Backpacker Hostel (BBH) 70 Bealey Ave. +64 3377 7931, rucksacker.com

QUEENSTOWN

YHA Queenstown Central 48A Shotover Street. +64 3442 7400, yha.co.nz YHA Queenstown Lakefront 8890 Lake Esplanade. +64 3442 8413, yha.co.nz

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A hands on career Whether it’s skyscrapers in Sydney or townhouses in Tully, qualified tradesmen are almost certain to land a job in Oz...

You don’t have to walk the streets of any Aussie city for long to realise how many building sites there are. As a result, qualified tradesmen are in high demand in Oz. However, the skills and experience you have could well dictate where you’re most likely to pick up work. For example, Sydney is all about looking to the skies – so if big developments are your background then you could be laughing all the way to the bank. “Anybody who’s completed an apprenticeship and has got a decent skill level at either electrical work, plumbing work, or anything to do with air-conditioning or refrigeration is highly in demand,” says Hays regional director of construction Shane Little. But he adds that the people New South Wales is crying out for is “anyone with commercial or industrial experience. People who’ve worked on big office block installations”.

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Any brickies preferring smaller projects should head west, suggests Little. “Bricklaying in NSW is probably pretty quiet, there’s not a huge amount of house building going on. “People who’ve just done house wiring or house building in terms of plumbing or bricklaying are probably better off focusing on Western Australia,” he says. Once in a job there’s a “massive variance” of pay and regular work, depending on where you are and whether you’re working for an agency, contractor or sub-contractor. “Working through an agency you may not earn as much as if you work directly for a contractor,” says Little, “but you’re going to have more stability and work.” However, workers shouldn’t expect sponsorship on a plate. “A tradesman has to demonstrate that he’s reliable, efficient, hard-working and loyal,” warns Little.

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MYTHBUSTERS WHY CANBERRA?

THIS WEEK’S QUIZ

AUSSIE FILMS film franchise is about Q 6.to Which start filming another sequel? a) The Matrix b) Crocodile Dundee c) Mad Max d) Star Wars

a) Hugh Jackman b) Paul Hogan c) Nicole Kidman d) Russell Crowe “Aussie actor” is the only Q 2.oneWhich actually born in Australia?

7. Where did the bad guys of Mission: Q Impossible 2 try to release their virus?

a) Cate Blanchett b) Nicole Kidman c) Russell Crowe d) Mel Gibson

a) Melbourne c) Sydney

3. Which Aussie film has the classic line “tell him he’s dreaming”? a) Australia b) Wolf Creek c) Moulin Rouge d) The Castle

Aussie singer starred in the Q 8.filmWhich “The Delinquents”?

Q 4. What is the highest grossing Aussie film ever made? a) Crocodile Dundee b) Muriel’s Wedding c) Strictly Ballroom d) Babe

Q 5. Which film is part of Baz Luhrmann’s Red Curtain Trilogy? a) Strictly Ballroom b) Moulin Rouge c) Romeo and Juliet d) All of the above

a) Kylie Minogue b) Delta Goodrem c) Dannii Minogue d) Holly Valance

Q 9. Aussie actor George Lazenby once portrayed which famous film character? a) Tin Tin b) James Bond c) Freddy Krueger d) Batman

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If someone is a “piker” then they’re likely to back out of an arrangement or run away from an argument. It can also be used as an explanation – “Sorry mate, I’ve got to pike on ya.”

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THIS WEEK IT’S... ROAD TRIP MOVIES 1. DIRE YEARS 2. RAPID ROT 3. MADAM X 4. I’M EASY CROCODILE ANSWERS: 1. Easy Rider 2. Road Trip 3. Mad Max 4. Motorcycle Diaries

Aussie actor once worked Q 1.asWhich a rigger on the Harbour Bridge?

MYTH Why is Canberra the OF THE capital of Australia? WEEK Sydney’s the biggest and mostvisited city in Australia, followed by Melbourne, so why on earth did they make Canberra capital? Well the short answer is that when Australia was united into one country in 1901, Sydney and Melbourne were equal rivals and no one could decide which should be the capital. The government decided to compromise and build a brand new capital, midway between the two. Melbourne got to be the temporary capital until 1927. Nowadays it’s the seat of Australian politics – although the former PM refused to live there.

We are looking for volunteers who are 18-60 years of age to take part in a study to investigate a new antibiotic for those infections that are currently resistant. This study will look at different doses of the medication and compare to placebo. The study will last for approximately 8-10 weeks. You will have a free medical screening to assess your suitability. You need to be a non smoker and generally of good health. Those successfully enrolled in the study receive $3290 for completion.

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